||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 17, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| RedPillTweeny waltzes in at 10:42 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| It's 10:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 7:52 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween sneaks in around 7:56 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Commander Cody) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:35 PM and late as usual, it's Ralph, just back from Elmertown." Ralph: hello, friends.............. DJTweeny: Hi Ralph Ralph: Commander Cody and his LOST PLANET AIRMEN??? DJTweeny: Yes indeedie Ralph: YEE HAW DJTweeny: :) Ralph: and whimmydiddle!!! DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: Live in Austin, TX Ralph: that calls for another drink DJTweeny: if not a doobie Ralph: done Ralph: delivered with atrocious modern alacrity by ATMOS electronic injector systems, inc Ralph: thank you very much Ralph: oh no, not the dog again................ Ralph: you just can't roll that stuff anymore (sniff) DJTweeny: vaping? ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Ralph: not exactly seeds and stems, ya know DJTweeny: true, that just doesn't work Ralph: doctor jisc docky, this is effing FUN with a capital F DJTweeny: Yeah, Cody's great :) Ralph: standard dormitory fare in the early mid '70 pour moi DJTweeny: kewl Ralph: in the far flung Boulders of Colorado Ralph: holy smoke, what a party that was DJTweeny: I hear Boulder is a very cool town Ralph: it used to be, that's for certain DJTweeny: and now in CO, it's legal Ralph: after all..... Joe Walsh? Elton John? Robin Williams?? Ralph: don't remind me ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies jahgust into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:47 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: nanu nanu DJTweeny: Hi jahgust jahgust: Hey Tween! I need me FST fix tonight! ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:48 PM, dragging Johnny Dollar by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" jahgust: That was a plugged nickel by the way Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside jahgust and yells "oh, fuck off jahgust!" jahgust: Ha! Oh Catherwood you slay me! ||||||||| Catherwood slays jahgust. DJTweeny: We've got Cat's NEAL AMID to start off, then a new collage from him, and then a Let's Eat broadcast ||||||||| Catherwood says "8:49 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs jahgust by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door DJTweeny: You should be able to eat heartily of the Firesign cuisine ||||||||| Catherwood escorts jahgustclone into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:50 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hey JD Johnny Dollar: Good one JahClone Johnny Dollar: Yoall DJTweeny: lol @ catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to DJTweeny and queries "Did you need me?" jahgustclone: Seeing as Catherwood slayed my doppleganger, I will take his place from here on in! ||||||||| Catherwood slayeds jahgustclone's doppleganger i will take his place from here on in. ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Cat ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:51 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... DJTweeny: Hey Cat DJTweeny: I see you're in Skype, great ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" jahgustclone: WOOAH! We have some serious cognitive dissonance up in here already! jahgustclone: Hey Cat! ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Cat : Hi chatters Johnny Dollar: Catherwood's got an echo ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Johnny Dollar and mumbles "oh, fuck off Johnny Dollar!" ||||||||| EWeston sneaks in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Cat : hiya joe, who wonna 2nd world war you so smaat Johnny Dollar: Hi Cat Steer clear of Catherwood 2 nite ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Johnny Dollar and inquires "Would you like something?" DJTweeny: Hi EW EWeston: So I changed my scent, Hi Tweeny and folks Johnny Dollar: Not Responsible EWeston: Not respoxible DJTweeny: No more Pyramid Patchouli? EWeston: Park and lock it jahgustclone: Not responsible!! EWeston: I'm trying Burnt Rubber just to see. Johnny Dollar: You got the rePox? EWeston: No but I have a fine rebus Johnny Dollar: Catherwood give everyone a Turkish Blend ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a turkish blend. jahgustclone: Yeh the ol devil murdered my original, thus my clone, (or me) is in attendance this evening! Ralph: Hot Rod Lincoln!! jahgustclone: No hard feelings eh Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside jahgustclone and asks "Someone mention my name?" Cat : I'll lhave some of Bergman's Turkish peas, please DJTweeny: Sorry Ralph, not in the playlist :/ EWeston: Is he trying to corner the market, or just trying to scare it? Ralph: am i going to have to replenish this drink AGAIN DJTweeny: great tune, though Ralph: I'll get over it, just give me a minute.... Cat : I brought my pitcher of sangria from the kitchen to my office for this. Johnny Dollar: YEE HA Cat : i was just thinking of this song the other day Johnny Dollar: DIggy Diggy DJTweeny: Great old Cajun classic EWeston: y who loves Merle Haggerd. Occasionally he and the beat head off at 80 degrees of each other Cat : i binged on Treme from the library and it featured some good cajun fiddlery EWeston: Hum da woids dey discapear ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 17, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cat : fiddle player was the best part of the show, which wasnt that interesting ||||||||| Timeghost waltzes in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| lily sashays in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: Hi lily Cat : just in time DJTweeny: Hi ghost EWeston: Mz. Lily jahgustclone: Hi lilly! Cat : and lily too lily: Cat DJTweeny EWeston jahgustclone Johnny Dollar lily Ralph Timeghost hey all LOL and tween da best ||||||||| Catherwood enters with squeeze_the-wheeze close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the vestibule. EWeston: An TG Johnny Dollar: Hi Lo, ghost Timeghost: A Greeting to each of you; apology for lateness. Cat : just in time to hear my voice yet again. Ralph: Lily............ EWeston: Hide the wheeze! lily: helllooooooooooo Johnny Dollar: squeez ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies pinholeF200 in through the front door at 9:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Cat : sqeeze lily: yeah squeeze_the-wheeze: hidy-ho neighbors Ralph: where are my blasted headphones ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 9:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Beet: Hi evryone. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'shoes for the dead', just granted probation at 9:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Beet: Hi shoes shoes for the dead: Howdy EWeston: And the crowd grows a bit, heyPH and Beet an Shoes, an... Johnny Dollar: call any vegetable pinholeF200: Hey Beet, shoes Ralph: lost audio ||||||||| 9:03 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ''Bob'' in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: stream is good here Beet: Nice to hear the real life Cat llanwydd: wazz real? EWeston: Just don't shake hands with him DJTweeny: Hi Llan pinholeF200: Hi EW Beet: Hi pin DJTweeny: Hi Bob Ralph: thanks, got it back with reload Beet: HI llan & Bob Ralph: and located phones ''Bob'': Hi all! Glad to I stopped by Facebook. Almost missed the show! :) EWeston: Broken color bars evry where Ll Johnny Dollar: Catherwood light up some czar ||||||||| Catherwood lights up some czar. shoes for the dead: hey Llan and Bob llanwydd: I don't see the broken color bars Beet: Because one does not know ehere the hand has been? shoes for the dead: that's some good czar! EWeston: The flying squid just took them, honest Beet: flying squids again squeeze_the-wheeze: czars for industry llanwydd: czardeharhar EWeston: Cephalopodic hooligans!! llanwydd: that was when shoes for industry came out if I remember right Johnny Dollar: pkdvdlol Ralph: LOL.......... Philip K Dick van Dyke shoes for the dead: righto, ralph, that one is great ''Bob'': Trips over the ottoman, falls into an alternate reality Ralph: I could never even begin to read it, I am sure Johnny Dollar: Ralph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbjrsTv3sEM lily: how grand EWeston: Hard way to avoid the check Bob pinholeF200: If you're looking for a cool alternate reality, do you need a realitor? Ralph: hahahahahaha Beet: chuckles EWeston: An alternative reality manager perhaps shoes for the dead: Ahh! Canadian ''Bob'': Buy one reality, get one free? ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Cat : thats still my voice Cat : ah, austin. EWeston: But wait! There's more, or less. Ralph: never knew there was a Yorkton in Saskatchewan Cat : we aint free. we's expensive! Cat : its suitably obscure. shoes for the dead: a reality to reality tape machine EWeston: Yussah Colonal!! Johnny Dollar: love the writing Cat! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NEAL AMID” at >> http://seemreal.com/nealamid/index.htm lily: 97 percent real time Cat : thanks dollar ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** currently playing - Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “NEAL AMID” listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' Cat : thats german for Spoilsport pinholeF200: yes, shoes! with butt-splice editing Cat : a real hotel. i used to drink there with my cousins. DJTweeny: hahaha EWeston: Ware the dark matter Cat : thefre was a tunnel between the drugstore and the bar. ''Bob'': Speaking of alternate realities... http://www.avclub.com/article/how-you-spell-berenstain-bears-could-be-proof-para-223615 shoes for the dead:http://archive.org/details/AnotherFlaskOfWeird-LittleCityInSpace EWeston: Has Doctor Who ever visited a Summerian bar? Cat : Seagrams really did start in my home town. My uncles drove its whiskey down to Capone's chicago. Ralph: Ordure in the Court! Ralph: the duplicity of publicity............... EWeston: Odere of the court ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** currently playing - Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “NEAL AMID” listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' lily: the wurst of the worst ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" shoes for the dead: universe as opposed to uniprose lily: Hey Catherwoood EWeston: There goes layered plots then. pinholeF200: Sounds like a split level cemetery Johnny Dollar: wooo shoes for the dead: hooo EWeston: Looks like a giant layered cake Johnny Dollar: HA shoes lily: the smell wakes ya the burn puts ya to sleep EWeston: And the sheep all run away Cat : i just found a novel in the local library called The Confesions of Al Capone. Just started reading it yesterday and there's a scene with Al Capone and Babe Ruth at Comiskey park. Cat : not just my imagination after all. Ralph: you're the new AD & Deity ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Johnny Dollar: pishy Cat : thaqt's my friend Satch, aka Tom Satriano as Babe Ruth. EWeston: I'm trying Red Green's latest, on explaining women. Cat : Satch was with the Angels and Red Sox Ralph: like Satchel to Paige! Cat : capone is played by petere stenshoel, also the producer of the play lily: who on the bench ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Ralph: holy smoke, that was a big hit Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NEAL AMID” at >> http://seemreal.com/nealamid/index.htm Cat : that's Fumiyo DJTweeny: magic muphy bed DJTweeny: *murphy shoes for the dead: peer amid Cat : for neal it literally was, tween Cat : to peer amid pairs of pears in paris Ralph: that is so incredibly funny Ralph: sort of Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw lily: wow shoes for the dead: The First t llanwydd: cacaphony of karmic calcutta. I like that shoes for the dead: hird is a real good book Johnny Dollar: trippy good Cat : hi llan llanwydd: hi cat Beet: Neal (Pyr)amid EWeston: Hi nsa guy Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ DJTweeny: Dexter Fong has been AWOL for quite a while now. Hope he's OK pinholeF200: There's two of everybody.... EWeston: What's amyth? DJTweeny: and nobody seems to know anything about PriciplePoop Cat : i spoke to him on the phone a few monthes ago. apparently the room with the computer was crushed when an ajoining bldg blew up EWeston: That could only happen to him! Cat : dex was in key west when i called him. elayne would know if hes back in nyc now and whats happening with computers lily: so wild DJTweeny: Yipes @ building blowing up Cat : melnda and phil. Cat : my daughter shoes for the dead: ill tempered buildings DJTweeny: very cool, all the people who were involved with this project EWeston: We had a motel blow up specatularly recently, gas leak Cat : stenshoel found some great actors in la Johnny Dollar: xray specs shoes for the dead: or meth lsb, EW ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Currently playing - Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “NEAL AMID” ** listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' ||||||||| 9:37 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Cat : osiris may be merl, not sure Cat : hey el DJTweeny: Hey Elayne shoes for the dead: hey Elayne EWeston: Nah some guy was climbing out a second story window and damaged a valve Cat : just in time for the end of neal amid ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." DJTweeny: We were just wondering about Dexter Elayne: Evenin' all pinholeF200: sony made a video camera that could see through clothes; modified it after alpha tests so it wouldn't work that way Beet: Howdy Miss Elayne! EWeston: Mz. E lily: hi e pinholeF200: Hey El Johnny Dollar: h'LO ''Bob'': Welcome to the show, which is already in progress lily: the sphinx thinxks Beet: I always wondered what Edgar Cayce's voice sounded like Cat : the year this came out casey had prophecied the east and west coasts would fall into the oceans. Cat : i have no idea but the actor is form kentucky, as was edgar EWeston: Put your bipolars in the labelled containers DJTweeny: That would be somewhat bothersome shoes for the dead: thank grid for this alternate universe! EWeston: Sure let them run free. Just don't ask me to paper train them later lily: its as plain as the nose oops sorry Cat : thats merl EWeston: Stop that little nose! Johnny Dollar: for cayce check later : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4adL4bMDuL8 EWeston: Deploy all nose nets!! llanwydd: this is my favorite scene in the play Cat : austin doesnt sound anything like neal. does great acting anyway Beet: I met Cayce's son in Memphis. Nice guy. EWeston: I can hear him as Neal shoes for the dead: Neal Cassidy on the New Jersey Turnpike is a great cd shoes for the dead: driving Kesey's Bus Cat : i have the cd from kesey's store. Cat : sent it to austin before he did the role lily: nj turnpike watch out for elephants shoes for the dead: the vid is amazing, Cat EWeston: Dibs on the pink ones Cat : will get it. saw lotsa footage of neal in the bob weir biopic Ralph: lizards slithered into extinction shoes for the dead: gotta get that one Ralph: that may be the best line ever Ralph: a lass......................................... Ralph: Neeeeeealllllllllll..................................... Johnny Dollar: nice sonics there shoes for the dead: annealed pinholeF200: great to have a protagonist whose name is a verb.... llanwydd: love the music lily: yeah thanks Cat Johnny Dollar: Wow thanks cat lily: ooh Beet: That went fast. Nice. lily: yeah jahgustclone: Well done Cat! Ralph: holy smoke Cat ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “A FIRESIGN ASIA” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' llanwydd: great last line Beet: One of my fave albums EWeston: ayup Cat : thanks Ralph: Aja! lily: thanks cat shoes for the dead: fresh off the Canadian Cat : is elayne still here? pinholeF200: mind blown here, Cat llanwydd: this must be interesting llanwydd: up on the hill Cat : it was thanks to her that neal happened, in introducing me to proc and peter stenshoel Cat : that was firesign from 1967, called Charlie Chance DJTweeny: kewl llanwydd: oh my god Ralph: he who work in glass greenhouse should not get stoned llanwydd: lol ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" llanwydd: he stopped on a dime DJTweeny: wise advice, Ralph Ralph: on which side?? DJTweeny: Ralph, didn't Krasser use that recently in the Ironic Times? EWeston: He had the desentcy to land it on its edge llanwydd: I knew it EWeston: Later he had dysintary Beet: Vishnu were here lily: two rabbits pounding mochi llanwydd: I haven't heard this llanwydd: good one, beet EWeston: Hes Cambodian? jahgustclone: Yer not crazy, you're Cambodian. lily: chair pinholeF200: Nothing. Vishnu with you? shoes for the dead: gesundheit EWeston: Buddah just hit me with his sap shoes for the dead: Boddah has an app? ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." lily: take off yer beer goggles and look at this Beet: what a sap he had ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| squeeze_the-wheeze - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: It also makes an excellent glass scraper lily: zeboko tooaka toot too lily: tap EWeston: Tanacka ming han sun Mcswinie lily: right ew Cat :tween played that recently, one of the hour hours llanwydd: I liked that aja thing. who put that together EWeston: Very old family the Mcswinies Cat : me lily: CAT Cat : my latest collage DJTweeny: check the NOTICE, LL ;) llanwydd: excuse me, I heard a sausage explode in my microwave lily: lol Beet: that can be very painful EWeston: Heavy metal sausage? DJTweeny: hate it when that happens lily: hyper heat Cat : This whole project is called Deputy Steely Dan Has No Friends DJTweeny: lol, great title Cat : now at work on My old school EWeston: Is it stolen? DJTweeny: to be mashed with Morse Science High? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. shoes for the dead: insert dissapeared Cat : and others, tween. DJTweeny: kewl Cat : this is from their Alternative Rose Parade, 2000 Cat : Fantasia- Phantom Asia EWeston: That's somewhere in the CD collection DJTweeny: very cool Bergman clip lily: so true Cat : from the steve allen interview Ralph: the lapels of our tank-tops??? Ralph: hahahaha lily: love it llanwydd: nice Ralph: completely awesome Beet: How lucky we were to live during the amazing creativity of that time. shoes for the dead: thanks, cat Ralph: oh no, not another interruption.... Beet: fun, mr. cat lily: thanks cat jahgustclone: Thx Cat! Cat : you're welcome shoes for the dead: Lets Eat!! EWeston: I first found them while in the Phillipeans, near the end of that war ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Currently playing - from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcasts “THE HARRY COX SHOW” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u YOU CAN PURCHASE DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS AT >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' lily: hairy teeter next? Johnny Dollar: Another good one cat! jahgustclone: Ha! I just listened to this one as I am currently doing my annual full on radio show in chronological order . EWeston: We have a hairy tater pinholeF200: awesome Cat, love to edit photos, but I wouldn't have the patience to do all that audio Beet: five and mao shoes for the dead: drink our Phil EWeston: Six of one half a dyoiyan of another lily: put that Phil back its nor done yet EWeston: He is inflamable Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv shoes for the dead: Peiking Tom EWeston: I have a Duke of Err muffler ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| 10:10 PM: COtech jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: Hi COtech lily: they don't want plastic rice Cat : co COtech: Good to be with all of you. shoes for the dead: hey Co pinholeF200: Hey CO EWeston: CoEd Tech? COtech: Good to be with all of you. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcasts “THE HARRY COX SHOW” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Beet: Hi CO EWeston: Cloning aready? Good for you. COtech: Greetings, Beet. jahgustclone: Is that what they look like? EWeston: The third red eye gives it away lily: make kissy face sounds Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv shoes for the dead: a prophet in monkey futures Cat : i have to spend more time listenting to these shows. EWeston: More monkey warehouses lily: the world is still the world EWeston: You'd take its word for that shoes for the dead: amen ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
DJTweeny wonders who was in the audience for this lily: if this was was a women well EWeston: Look at that carbunkle lily: slp[ off the stick shift Beet: This had to be the first time Ossman mentions the Funny Namers Cat : anyone see the disney biopic this week? EWeston: I'll have to shift carbunkie pinholeF200: war heroin? Beet: lol Ralph: can't afford not to forget him Ralph: Tricky Schlemiel jahgustclone: Trcky Schlameile...best name ever... lily: a frozed head cat shoes for the dead: Bob Otto Bob Johnny Dollar: There's a real person in Iowa named Donald Chicken EWeston: Does he have issues? Johnny Dollar: ? Johnny Dollar: wouldn't know shoes for the dead: probly full of scorn lily: huey dewy and louie chicken EWeston: There''s supposed to be 2or 3 people in Florida named Micky Mouse Cat : Donald Duck and Associates, biggest law firm in Indianapolis, accoridng to firesign pinholeF200: all that were near it grew sad, or scorn, depending upon their wont Johnny Dollar: yeaha lil his kids EWeston: Leading to the Chemical Scorn exchange Bank shoes for the dead: and scorn remover EWeston: For the scorn smut lily: what a pickel EWeston: There but for the pickled scorn smut exchange rate, go eye shoes for the dead: and a scorned beef sandwitch EWeston: Served cold Johnny Dollar: It's fun to look through rural phone books... Cat : of course bergman had to be funny COtech: I want to trade some ears of scorn for some beakers of chemicals at the Bank. lily: wrap yer groat cake around that EWeston: Its fair trade. You first. Beet: They performed really well while drunk. shoes for the dead: i will trade one Fair EWeston: Will you take this Zeta Beam projector for it shoes for the dead: (county) EWeston: Ok we'll throw in the zeppilin llanwydd: and now you know the rest of the story shoes for the dead: deal, I need the gas EWeston: Armageddon Hooo! llanwydd: lol Cat : Ishikago? Ralph: LO effing L Ralph: hahahahaah Cat : Elton on the phone with Putin today. pinholeF200: the Bitch Boys? Cat : More likely just being bugged by Putin. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Lil close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:33 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom. DJTweeny: Hi Lil Cat : Hi lil Beet: Hi Lil shoes for the dead: Lil!! EWeston: Yow Lil Ralph: viscous polecats Cat : where have we heard this before? Lil: Hi gang DJTweeny: I had no idea, Cat lol DJTweeny: just pulled this show out of thin air Johnny Dollar: a phone y call from russ radio comicskie DJTweeny: interesting shoes for the dead: it's the Mobius effect, Cat EWeston: If your Cambodian DJTweeny: Synchronicity :) llanwydd: lol Lil: Still no word from Principal Poop? Cat : i know not who he is, lil DJTweeny: The email address I have for him doesn't work anymore Cat : in reality name land DJTweeny: Lew Jorgensen Cat : a friend of mine saw them at stanford and they did this routine there, cheese/chinese Lil: Doesn't seem to bode well Tweeny EWeston: Contraction by contraction DJTweeny: yeah :/ Lil: Ah well such is life DJTweeny: Stuff happens... Lil: Yep DJTweeny: Did Elayne say anything about Dex? EWeston: Nope EWeston: Live Earl Jive on echo? llanwydd: well, I got to be going. nite, folks Cat : by llan ||||||||| llanwydd says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, llanwydd exits at 10:40 PM. shoes for the dead: see ya Llan EWeston: Felitius farwell Lil: Crap I can't type fast enough tp say bye before they leave lily: lol lil Lil: lol pinholeF200: by llan EWeston: Put a stone on them Ralph: fish became obnoctious EWeston: Never had a good conversation during the Late Devouring Period Beet: Nite, llan Lil: Really like this more obscure material lily: just list whats on the desk Cat : this is the 3rd version of this i've heard. Johnny Dollar: sounded like an audio exquisite corpse shoes for the dead: 100 micrograms Lil: It's goooood Cat Cat : ossman is into found poetry lily: good things to have Cat : i used to write stuff like that when i first moved to japan in 71 EWeston: I've got Pico's grams Cat : being in a strange place forces you to pay attention to minutae Ralph: Rosie Roddencrouch? jahgustclone: She'll be Ok... EWeston: The body language was part of that Cat? jahgustclone: She'll be OK... Ralph: LOLOLOL Johnny Dollar: Schrödinger's cat EWeston: Will the real Dr. Fetterman please report to neurosurgury immediatly Cat : not hitting my head on low doors was certainly a priority Johnny Dollar: rotten crutch EWeston: Head clearance is important Johnny Dollar: Rotten crotch/rubber crutch pinholeF200: better to walk into a bar than a door frame ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Beet: Missing Nabby tonight Johnny Dollar: invented the wire recorder pinholeF200: Thanks for the great fun, Tween and Cat--have a good week lily: nice tween Cat : night, pin Johnny Dollar: bye pin EWeston: I hit a service lead going through a hatch, with hard hat saftely on my head. Much of a year in pain followed pinholeF200: nytol shoes for the dead: see ya Pin DJTweeny: yw Pin Lil: So long Pin EWeston: Bye Pin ||||||||| pinholeF200 says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, pinholeF200 exits at 10:53 PM. Beet: Nite, Pin Johnny Dollar: crimson sometimes like fire Lil: I know what they're smoking but what are they drinking EWeston: Its the firery horsies Johnny Dollar: blue moss lily: I hear banjos ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Cat : brandy Lil: That was a great piece Cat EWeston: My sense of time Lil: what flavor Cat : you heard them, lil? Timeghost: Another eve of enjoyed surrealism drains away... EWeston: Green ||||||||| Around 10:56 PM, Timeghost walks off into the sunset... Johnny Dollar: blackberry brandy ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:56 PM, dragging Timeghost by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween and Cat!!! Beet: Enjoyed as always. Thanks Cat for a great show. Evenin' all. Thanks, Tween. G'Nite. ''Bob'': Thanks Tweeny! Lil: ah my dad's favorite Timeghost: Another eve of enjoyed surrealism drains away... shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! Johnny Dollar: Great night thanks tween! Lil: Yes Cat I did EWeston: Good fun all. Thanks Cat and the Noeman Cubby Nuckle Chior lily: Beet Cat DJTweeny EWeston Johnny Dollar Lil lily Ralph shoes for the dead Timeghost jahgustclone night all Cat wonderful and Tween thanks so very very much Cat : i love making these things. thankfully others enjoy them as well DJTweeny: Thanks Cat! Timeghost: Bye ll, and thanks Tweeny. jahgustclone: Thx Tween! I needed that! Night all. even you too Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to jahgustclone and says "My ears are burning..." Lil: Awwww it's over Lil: Yes loved it ||||||||| "Hey jahgustclone!" ... jahgustclone turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:57 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| EWeston rushes off, saying "10:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Ralph: you knocked that one clean out of the park buddy Cat : the steely dan thing or neal amid? DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Lil: see you Lily Johnny Dollar: Catherwood your feet are burning ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Johnny Dollar and yells "oh, fuck off Johnny Dollar!" DJTweeny: lol Ralph: freaking AWESOME Lil: You too Sir Tweeny DJTweeny: :) Cat : johnny dollar must have shrunk to nothing at the bottom of the pool Johnny Dollar: Nite all ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Ralph: see you on the Funway........... Lil: Niters Cat : fun's where the fair's at. Cat : off we fly Johnny Dollar: In the future you see Cat : and hear too ||||||||| At 10:59 PM, Cat dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Lil: See y'all DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Lil: O ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 11:00 PM. COtech: Good night. Lil: I ||||||||| At 11:00 PM, Johnny Dollar scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| 11:00 PM -- DJTweeny left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Lil: I've got to stop trying to type in the dark ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Timeghost - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Lil - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| COtech - dead from the yaws ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| lily - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
''Bob''
Cat
COtech
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
jahgust
jahgustclone
Johnny Dollar
Lil
lily
llanwydd
pinholeF200
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
squeeze_the-wheeze
Timeghost
