Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
08/20/2015

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 20, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| "5:03 AM? 5:03 AM!!" says Catherwood, "RedPillTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as RedPillTweeny enters and sits on the divan.
||||||||| It's 5:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 7:27 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween steals in around 8:09 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| "8:19 PM? 8:19 PM!!" says Catherwood, "lily should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as lily enters and sits in the comfy chair.
lily: hI tween having puter trouble
Rufus_T_Firetween: Sorry to hear, lily
lily: where is everybody lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: You're an hour early ;)
lily: oh thank you how funny
Rufus_T_Firetween: will have warm-up music a little after the bottom of the hour
lily: K will go mess around and lurk for awhile lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: What's the problem with the computer?
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Manfred Mann, The Grateful Dead)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Timeghost', just granted probation at 8:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
DJTweeny: Hi ghost
||||||||| It's 8:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| lily - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood leads EWeston in through the front door at 8:46 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi EW
EWeston: Hey Tweeny Rufus and TG
EWeston: Some 60's R&B?
DJTweeny: Early Manfred Mann, yeah
EWeston: I think I liked him pre Springsteen
DJTweeny: around the time FST was forming, I do believe
DJTweeny: Didn't know Springsteen was associated with Mann
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Cat in through the front door at 8:51 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
EWeston: He covered some of his early work, I think. I preferred the original work.
Cat : Hi folks
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
EWeston: Yer catship
Cat : I have a ship?
DJTweeny: Your Catnip?
EWeston: In easy monthly payments of a month of Saturdays
Cat : I have a Japanese last name, so Cat Nip would actually work.
DJTweeny: lol
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies lily in through the front door at 8:55 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
EWeston: The good junk Cat Maru then.
lily: back with bells hi
Cat : The artist enters.
DJTweeny: wb lily
DJTweeny: get your puter problems worked out?
lily: good thinf I workin with acrylics lol
EWeston: Cow bells, gerbil bells?
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
lily: goofy plus two
EWeston: Those were good cars
lily: been in it for the whole day paint everywhere cept the dog
lily: Naw tween but will be
DJTweeny: and the dog had been, wisely, hiding?
EWeston: Hope its going well
lily: no she lay right at my feet lol
DJTweeny: kewl :)
lily: laze lol
lily: her tail was mighty tempting
DJTweeny: hahaha
||||||||| pinholeF200 bounds in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 20, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
DJTweeny: You could use her tail as a paint brush
DJTweeny: Hi pinhole
EWeston: No enthusiastic up and down brush stroks then.
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Cat : Pin
lily: ty ahead of time for the Tween in ya
pinholeF200: Hello to the small but enthusiastic group of fireheads
lily: yeah
Cat : Radio Now part2?
DJTweeny: Yes
EWeston: Ello Pinhole
DJTweeny: and a Let's Eat show
Timeghost: Greetings, carbon-based life forms and others.
lily: has anyone thought just to read some of these logs
pinholeF200: hey TG
Cat : Why would anyone do that, Lily?
Cat : Ghost
EWeston: The Black matter crew is waving
lily: but its funny stuff
lily: the best
Cat : If I miss a chat nite, I read to find out what I missed.
lily: ther are some great lines in here
||||||||| Outside, the 9:04 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Elayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Cat : We do our best, Lily
lily: hi e
Cat : Hi El.
EWeston: Elayne's in early
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
currently playing – Firesign's “RADIO NOW LIVE (PT 2)”
listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#RNLIVEPFTFTJ'
Elayne: Yeah, EWeston, Yankees are losing and my checkbook is reconciled and all the bills paid, so why the heck not. :)
EWeston: Good to see you
Elayne: Mutual, I'm sure!@
pinholeF200: Howdy El
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
Elayne: Hiya Pinhole!
Elayne: And hello to you, Cat and Tween and all the Seekers out there!
Elayne: If you weren't a special person, you're a special person NOW!
Cat : Have you ever been to Atlantic City, El?
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
DJTweeny: I guess we spoiled people with all those live interviews ;)
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Elayne: Many times Cat, but not in recent years. Back when Dad was alive. He loved AC.
Elayne: Tween, they needed a break. :) Plus, you know, vacation time.
Elayne: NYC highways have been eerily quiet this week.
Cat : I've just finished watching the 2nd year of Boardwalk Empire, from the local library
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Cat : I gather it was Vegas before there was a VEgas.
||||||||| Beet sashays in at 9:10 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Elayne: Indeed. Somewhere after Coney Island's heyday and before Vegas.
lily: ah atlantic city where you don't have to go to alaska you go to bermuda instead
EWeston: Hi Beet
Elayne: Evenin' Beet!
Cat : Beet
Beet: Howdy everyone.
Elayne: Growing up in Jersey, "down the shore" was where you went on summer weekends.
pinholeF200: hey Beet
DJTweeny: Howdy Beet
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Cat : I watched an 8-part series on AMC called The Making of the Mob, New York, essentially the Lucky Luciano story.
Beet: Hi EW, Elayne, Cat, pin, DJ
Cat : Arnold Rotherstein a minor character in it, but a major player in NY mob.
lily: where is jimmy
Cat : Also a major character in a book I just finished about the drug war called Chasing the Scream, by Brit journalist Johan Hari.
EWeston: Need a jar openned?
lily: tapa tapa tapa
DJTweeny: is that thing on?
EWeston: It's such a tool.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
Cat : As Capone is a major character in my play Neal Amid, it was interesting to see him in his ealry thug days in Boardwalk Empire
lily: but everyone knew
EWeston: Sounds like a great time
Beet: I love the hoarse-voiced Nancy from P. B.
Cat : The Caitlan Jenner Story, starring Peter Bergman.
lily: thats it the ear comes off tonight
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
EWeston: He had a lovely sliver wig on for a performance in SEattle
Elayne: Cait Jenner wouldn't be caught dead with silvery hair.
Cat : Pete's daughter Lily told me they sometimes dressed alike, and were identical.
Elayne: She's had half a Wildenstein of plastic surgery by this point...
DJTweeny: That would be wildly funny, Cat
Cat : I dont know if it was for Halloween or some show or what.
EWeston: The other guys seemed much taken with it, or wondering where he found it
DJTweeny: wonder if there's a pic out there somewhere
Cat : Maybe on Lily's phone
Beet: Santa Bar Bar- ah
Cat : That's funny, if you know the correct pronuncations of those places.
pinholeF200: brouhaha
EWeston: Bwaaahaha
Beet: Bruja-ha
EWeston: Good woody woodpecker there
DJTweeny: Folks are missing a great concert recording
Cat : I've read that our word Barbarian comes from the Greek's incapacity to communicate with non-Greek speakers.
Cat : "bar bar" in Greek meant Gibberish.
||||||||| llanwydd tiptoes in around 9:22 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: evening folks
Cat : Hi llan
Beet: Evening Llan
EWeston: Evening Illan
Cat : Santa Bar Bar = St. Gibberish.
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
pinholeF200: llan
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
llanwydd: yeah, yeah, yeah, bar, bar, bar
lily: love it
EWeston: Santa Goulah
llanwydd: no wonder barbers are talkative
Elayne: Evenin' Llan
Cat : while they cut off your ears
llanwydd: lol
EWeston: That's breeding
pinholeF200: they cant breathe?
EWeston: No they go to a sexual abstinience course
llanwydd: why so few of us tonight?
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Beet: They can't breed
Cat : Maybe chatters are on vacation.
lily: hey I was way too early
EWeston: When you away from home and it becomes, um unfortunate
llanwydd: what vacation is in the middle of august?
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
EWeston: Inconvienient
llanwydd: celebrating the ides of august by staying out of chat?
lily: I got a worm
EWeston: Enough for everybody?
lily: this is holiday time in Japan
llanwydd: how did we get on the subject of your pets lily?
Elayne: Llan, people just go away. Heck, they roll back the sidewalks in Germany. Nobody's around in August.
llanwydd: ah, japan
Beet: I'll take a hunk of worm.
Cat : no one should be in Japan in August.
Cat : Or July.
llanwydd: is it as bad as germany, cat?
lily: needed clean paint brushes llan
Elayne: I think we should all visit Cat in August...
Cat : North Van is really quite pleasent in the summer.
pinholeF200: if you break a worm in half you have two worms
Cat : Japan is a sauna you can
EWeston: Central Washington has been pretty fierce this year
Cat : get out of.
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
llanwydd: cat in august was a book by faulkner, wasn't it?
Beet: Please give me the coordinates for my GPS
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
lily: an so on and so fifth
Cat : can't
lily: 3 years cat
lily: we learn
llanwydd: it rarely hits 100 in FL
Elayne: NYC has been brutal this week but it's supposed to be nice next week, more seasonable.
Cat : most of the 70s and 80s for me.
Elayne: And it's schedujled to rain pretty much all day tomorrow.
Elayne: Which the straw-like grass round these parts really needs.
Cat : I imagine NYC would be humid in summer.
Cat : It was quite humid when not actually raining when I was last there, late Sept.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Captain Equinox', just granted probation at 9:33 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: we get hot weather in FL but I never hear anyone call it "brutal"
Cat : Hi Cap
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos!
llanwydd: hey cap
lily: a giamt heat sink
Beet: Yo Cap'n
EWeston: Two Caps?
DJTweeny: Hey Capt.
Elayne: Evenin' CapE!
pinholeF200: ahoy Cap'n
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
Captain Equinox: I just came out to say hello. Hello!
EWeston: That's fine hello
Beet: or a how-do-you-do
Captain Equinox: I'm on vacation. Can't stay. Just wanted you all to know I am thinking about you and am with you in spirit!
EWeston: The Ghost of Garry Owens lives!
Cat : that's the spirit!
Beet: Thanks for dropping in, Cap
EWeston: We don't take death lying down
Captain Equinox: Rah rah raw!
lily: 1000 proof'
Elayne: See ya around, Cap!
Cat : you can prove anything with that, Lily.
Captain Equinox: Love you all. See you next week. Peace out from Sturgeon Bay, WI.
||||||||| At 9:37 PM, Captain Equinox hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
EWeston: Kinda dry though
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
lily: no but a brain stem liquifier cat
lily: catch one for us cap
Elayne: Well, I just came in to get goodly stretched, as ever, so Mission Accomplished. Next week, all@
||||||||| "9:38 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Elayne, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
lily: bye e
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mudhead gets out at 9:39 PM.
EWeston: Warm fuzzies Elayne
Beet: See ya next time, Elayne.
Cat : By El
Cat : Hi Mud
EWeston: Sounds like someones having hysterics in the audience
Mudhead: Hi Cat
DJTweeny: Hi Muddy
Mudhead: Hi all
Beet: Howdy, Mud
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
EWeston: Mudster
EWeston: But so am I great version
pinholeF200: Night El
lily: get that outta yer mouse
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters at 9:41 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
EWeston: I'll super amalgamate him first
Cat : Johan
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
Beet: Hi Johan
EWeston: JAM in the house, be alert
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
EWeston: Winks a NSA guy
DJTweeny: no jelly?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas, Cat DJT, E
EWeston: No toast neither
Cat : Clink
EWeston: Its a union thing
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I thought it sounded like he was working for scale...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A minor...
pinholeF200: C minus
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:47 PM, dragging Merlyn by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
lily: justice
EWeston: Maybe Fly Scales a name to congure with on the water front
Cat : Watching this pedophile Jarred being led to jail on the news, reminds me of what Austin said, maybe here on chat, about his wife Oona working with him.
Beet: Evening, Merl
Cat : Hi Merl.
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn
Merlyn: heya
Cat : Oona a food stylist for Tv commercials.
Cat : Austin sounded so proud that gig, perhaps because Jarred so so famous.
EWeston: We've also had some Christian Camp folks indited for sexual abuse of those in those in charge
EWeston: They were in charge of
Cat : was so famous. now just infamous.
EWeston: We also have 17 transexuals dead so far this year
Beet: Is there something going around?
DJTweeny: In Seattle, EW?
EWeston: Haters and suicide, the usual.
DJTweeny: Tought that was a bastion of liberalism
EWeston: A nation wide figure
DJTweeny: ah, OK
EWeston: Given the population to begin with, it not quite in the genocide territory
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: the vessel with the pestle
EWeston: And a hunch
Mudhead: mmmm, a Bear Whiz
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
pinholeF200: could use a Blue Moss
Mudhead: What are we listening to?
EWeston: A Portland concert 99?
Cat : the better angels of our character, hopefully
Mudhead: That Tirebiters a fool, he couldnt even pick up his cues
EWeston: Nice pacing for a three legged oxen
Cat : have a little drink, leave a little pool.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nor his tips, evidently
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is there anything further, farther?
Cat : Someone sell that Babe a car!
EWeston: That's it Skippy
Mudhead: In the palace with the chalice
EWeston: No count of Uh Uuuuh?
Cat : there's a Bergman piece called Caesar'
lily: poin dexter
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah, the brew that is true!
Cat : Chalice from I think 1978. Vegas Jimmy Carter thing.
pinholeF200: duke of URL
DJTweeny: Very cool rendition of Anythynge
Beet: Enthusiastic audience
Cat : this is from 99, they really took advantage of that.
EWeston: A lot of fun. Parts old and new came together nicely
Beet: I really like this bit.
EWeston: My server is in that closet!
EWeston: Still looking for smart voters
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: they sooth the truth here
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
Currently playing - from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcasts “THE FILIPINO CHEESEBALL WAR”
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
YOU CAN PURCHASE DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS AT >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ'
pinholeF200: do cheeseballs have worms or is that only cheese logs?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, I don't know about you, but I'm glad I made it!
lily: grand
Cat : i saw virtually the same show in Seattle right after that show.
EWeston: Probably Pinhole they carve those balls from logs
Cat : very true, tween.
Cat : ossman on facebook soliciting funs to digitize he 66-67 oz shows he told us about on recent interview here.
Cat : funds
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
EWeston: Idon't remember that version of Anything from the shows I saw in Seattle
Beet: Amzing that all of these were originally live sream of consciousness (sometimes scripted)
Cat : i cant say i remember much from those shows at all, ew, except hanging out with the guys for a few days
EWeston: Good time I'll bet
Cat : i know my DAT machine was used in recording the shows.
Cat : indeed, EW
DJTweeny: Cat, if someone can get me that link, I'l share it and advertize as I can
Cat : what link, tween?
Beet: Hello NSA guy.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I recently heard Tom Smothers say, "When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished…"
DJTweeny: A 'donate' link, Cat
Cat : 20 years behind the whale is one of the mushroom plays.
Beet: lol Johan
Cat : isnt ossman on your facebook page, tween?
DJTweeny: 'on my facebook page'??
EWeston: Goonshow line,"I talk to the trees. That's why they put me away."
Cat : i'm looking at ossman's page now
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Was it King Crimson that sang, "I talk to the wind" ?
Cat : maybe its on the firesign page
pinholeF200: Yes, JAM, and Donovan tried to "catch the wind", disguised as Dylan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I hear those pesky chinchillas
EWeston: There was Break like the Wind
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I saw Donovan in Maimi in 1970
EWeston: My squeaky penguin is siting above the TV
Beet: There is a road near here called "Passin Wind Hollow"
pinholeF200: and Benny Hill said "Passing Wind is very important to me"
Cat : now i cant find it, but it'll be widely announced soon enough
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love ol Benny!
lily: squeeze the fox
EWeston: E's run off!
DJTweeny: OK Cat, thanks
DJTweeny: Maybe Taylor can come on sometime soon and tell us about that project and the upcoming DVD
DJTweeny: She sneaked out, lily
Beet: a pratfall on the radio
Cat : you can always ask him, tween.
DJTweeny: I'll try to emember to email him
lily: tween what ya doin with that e member
EWeston: Dis dress?
lily: lol
DJTweeny: the member that remembers...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No, de utter one
lily: golf foxtrot november
pinholeF200: foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
EWeston: But which shoes?
DJTweeny: lol Pin
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, Foxtrot 200
lily: sink
lily: crow
lily: nice
EWeston: Just read some fiction which mentioned shoes that started at $1000
||||||||| NewtButIGotBetter steps in at 10:32 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Cat : science fiction?
DJTweeny: Hi New
||||||||| Mudhead says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Mudhead exits at 10:33 PM.
DJTweeny: Newt
EWeston: Bad humorus crime fiction
Beet: Hog? What about bacon?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: NBIGB
Cat : New
NewtButIGotBetter: Hi All -- just noticed this link in my Facebook feed
DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern
lily: cloven hoof in
Beet: the last lampray eel I had did turn bad on me
EWeston: Just after I read on comparitive reigious thought 2000 Bc to early AD. Hard to sat which was funnier
EWeston: Oh and High Newt
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NewtButIGotBetter: Checkin' it out now...
lily: my second language
Beet: tagolog is a vary unusual collection of sounds
Cat : they loved pretending to speak other languages.
EWeston: Bad oriental accents
Cat : you tag along, lily?
lily: gibberish is more my style cat
Cat : hey G.I. Joe, who wonna 2nd world war, you so smaat.
Beet: I have a doctorate in gibberish
Cat : you could start a religion, lily
lily: and poor typing skills marketable
EWeston: My gibberish comes from natural talentz
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: my feet are getting too clod...
EWeston: That's cold Ben
DJTweeny: cloved clods?
lily: wow most have ti learn babtalk first ew
Beet: There are too many talking foetuses
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: "…crimson and cloven, oven and oven…"
DJTweeny: no doubt, Beet
DJTweeny: lol Johann
DJTweeny: one of my fav songs when was a kid
EWeston: Raised by shape changing lizards...you do the math
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mine too, DJT!
DJTweeny: There's the real problem, EW
lily: fork that tounge
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: alien lizards? I saw one of them in 73, she was running a donut shop in memphi, TN
EWeston: Mon Lizard still sends me knit coasters, from where ever she went
Beet: I am going to go back and watch some Cheech and Chong movies
Cat : back in time?
Beet: do it all the time
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet: forget cheech n chong, watch Zardoz
Cat : i saw them with Cannonball Adderly at the Troubador in 71
pinholeF200: if you can go back in time you can save on movie rentals
lily: black adder marathon
Beet: Sure I'll try it
EWeston: I need to run J men Forever again
lily: by ew
Cat : i used this in the Poetry show
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
EWeston: Hasty Lombago to all sprites and debils
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I need to learn three new words in rosetta
||||||||| EWeston rushes off, saying "10:45 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
: Hasty Lombago to all sprites and debils
: Mon Lizard still sends me knit coasters, from where ever she went
Beet: EW was refferring to a C & C movie.
Cat : by ew
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nite, E!
pinholeF200: night EW
Beet: Plucking eyes! Wow, painful, eh?
Beet: Well, goodnight, EW
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: hunting tigers out in india - ya
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Beet: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Cat : sambo's pancake house. great memories
Cat : going to Carmel meant sambo's great fruit pancakes.
lily: great budda
||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
Cat : you playing my Austin tale next week, Tween?
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
lily: messin with da beas
Cat : had some amazing salmon pancakes at a new restaurant last week.
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:52 PM.
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters at 10:52 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
DJTweeny: Yes folks, next week will be a Cat Collage about Phil Austin, and an Austin radio show episode
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I have returned from ancient Egypt. Look at the pyramid
pinholeF200: yay, I'm going back to collage
lily: ever widening hole
Cat : kind of a bio of austin.
Beet: Ought to be fun next week, Cat.
DJTweeny: sounds kewl :)
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Cat : just finished making it a couple of weeks ago.
lily: thicks
lily: yeah
Cat : thanks again, tween.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Looking forward Cat!
pinholeF200: Thanks for the laffs Tween, night to all Fireheads
Beet: Always enjoy the Thursday night gathering. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gratitudes & gracias, DJ, & everybody.
Cat : see y'all next week.
lily: Beet Cat DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski pinholeF200 nite all Tween you are amaztastic
||||||||| "10:56 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Cat , who then runs out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
Timeghost: Night, tween, pleasant drams.
lily: nite cat
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Rufus_T_Firetween?! It's 10:58 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Around 10:58 PM, pinholeF200 walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| "10:58 PM? I'm late!" exclaims DJTweeny, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 11:00 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Timeghost - dead from jaundice
||||||||| lily - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NewtButIGotBetter - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Skunk River Joe falls out at 11:42 PM.
Skunk River Joe: Hiya Joe.
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Skunk River Joe - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Beet

Captain Equinox
Cat
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
lily
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
NewtButIGotBetter
pinholeF200
Rufus_T_Firetween
Skunk River Joe
Timeghost

URL References:
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
www.dishnuts.net
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#RNLIVEPFTFTJ
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow