Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
08/06/2015

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 06, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| DJTweeny enters at 7:50 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Mudhead into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:12 PM, then departs.
Mudhead: well, blimey I'm here, Im gonna go into the trees and play the flute too, or just go after some girls
Mudhead: gonna make this Win 10 my beeyotch!!!
Mudhead: Did you know that cortanas daddy is Bill gates? Ask her, she'll tell ya
DJTweeny: I did not know that...
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'dude', just granted probation at 8:27 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
DJTweeny: Hi dude
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:29 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
dude: This is such a tough choice....Firesign or the republican debates..???
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - warm up music (Jerry Jeff Walker, Jimmy Buffett) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| Timeghost bounds in at 8:35 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: Hi Ghost
Timeghost: Almost didn't make it, but here I are! What are your other two wishes?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and mrandmrsjohnsmith falls out at 8:42 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi Smith
DJTweeny: First time here, Smith?
mrandmrsjohnsmith: yes it is
DJTweeny: Welcome :)
DJTweeny: We do this every week
mrandmrsjohnsmith: Thank you!
mrandmrsjohnsmith: I see on the facebook page but I've always been too lazy to do it
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
Timeghost: I must say, Tweeny, you always have great warm-up music.
DJTweeny: THanks :)
DJTweeny: can you connect to the stream OK, Smith?
mrandmrsjohnsmith: yassir!
DJTweeny )
mrandmrsjohnsmith: never listened to Jimmy Buffett outside of that episode of South Park he was parodied in
mrandmrsjohnsmith: he's pretty good
||||||||| Outside, the 8:50 PM downtown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Cat coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: The last song before the opening of the show is Jimmy covering the dead's "Scarlet Begonias"
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
Cat : Hi all
||||||||| Catherwood leads Beet into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:52 PM, then departs.
Timeghost: Hi, Cat.
Beet: Evening all
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 8:52 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Cat : Jimmy Buffet broadcast the Firesign's Marin County show live on his radio station
Cat : As Meryl would know
Merlyn: I knew but forgot that
||||||||| EWeston steps in at 8:53 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Beet: I'm a little sleepy tonight so my participation might be a bit sloooooow. Apologies in advance.
Cat : Toronto is hammering your baseball team once again tonight.
Beet: Hi Merl
Beet: Hi EW
Cat : Jays may be on their way to the post season for the first time since 93
Cat : Hi EW
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn
Cat : Proctor sounded very happy to be in Seattle
DJTweeny: Bet Beet, EW
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and lily gets out at 8:55 PM.
DJTweeny: *Hey Beet, EW
EWeston: That's better. The send button tried to get away
DJTweeny: Hey lily
Cat : Hi artist
Beet: hey lily hi lo
Merlyn: hey all
lily: Hello all and cat and thanks tweemie in advance
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
lily: thanks cat
DJTweeny: yw in advance
lily: always a good time
EWeston: Liliy, cat , tweeny Beet and significant others.
DJTweeny: 'tis :)
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Cat : Did you get my message bout putting Morning Dew Austin interview and the Bummingwith Boomers episodes on Firesign site, Merl?
Mudhead: hey Cortana, who's your daddy?
DJTweeny: Is Cortana a kitteh?
Beet: I'm liking these tunes
Cat : Sounds deadesque
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Ralph inside, makes a note of the time (8:57 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
lily: wheres the salt
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
EWeston: Got that time signature cat
Beet: Hi Ralph
Ralph: Hello, friends
Cat : Spoiled any sports lately, Ralph?
Mudhead: pass de lime
Ralph: just hoping I can find my charging cord.....
Mudhead: an hold de coconut
Cat : I'll hold it over here
DJTweeny: and your Charger Card?
lily: I got yer feathers
EWeston: I'm not insane, or for sale. Everything else is since the president arrested Ralph
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 06, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Beet: Jon Stewart's last show tonight :(
mrandmrsjohnsmith: sad
lily: roo sad
lily: sniff
EWeston: Big hole in the entertainment/opinion world
lily: gappin maw
EWeston: I'm not insane, or for sale. Everything else is since the president arrested Ralph
Cat : The entertaining and enlightening left is taking a big hit on your country tonigt
||||||||| Catherwood leads shoes for the dead inside, makes a note of the time (9:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
shoes for the dead: Howdy
Cat : Shoes
EWeston: I'm cloning unconciously again I see.
Mudhead: Hi shoes, everybody
Beet: Hi shoes
shoes for the dead: Feline
EWeston: Mudster, da shoes ebenning
Beet: Hello over there!
shoes for the dead: red veg
Mudhead: My clown shoes are on
EWeston: Speak up!
shoes for the dead: pipe up
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:04 PM and late as usual, it's Scott, just back from Funfun Town."
Mudhead: Ya know what dey say, big shoes, big...?
Cat : Sounds like Taylor
EWeston: Ten four Elenor!
lily: cubetastic
shoes for the dead: hey Scott
Beet: An amazing accomplishment
Mudhead: gloves, big gloves. Get your mind outta de gutter
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Lil', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:05 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Scott: Hello Folks!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:05 PM and late as usual, it's liz, just back from Billville."
Cat : Lily minus y
shoes for the dead: Lil!
Beet: It's Lil!
Beet: Hi Scott
Cat : yet another li, this one with a zed
EWeston: Bib ole big ole big ole...feet.
Lil: 'Ello Bozos
EWeston: Looks Lizish to me
lily: hi lil
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - from the DOMM Dear Friends Broadcasts “THIS IS ONE AVANT-GARDE SCRIPT YOU WON'T GET OUT OF” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS AT >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ **'
Cat : Liz can read Taylor's script, and thus become...
Lil: Hi lily
Beet: Nice post
DJTweeny: Hi liz, Lil. Scott. Shoes
Lil: 'Oi DJ
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
shoes for the dead: sloppy openings
EWeston: Sloppy first's
Cat : Remember, a century or so ago, when "Great Scott" was an exclamation, meaning something like "What the fuck?"
Beet: better than sloppy seconds
||||||||| Nabby enters at 9:09 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
shoes for the dead: sloppy retakes
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
lily: eat at joes
Cat : HI Nab
Mudhead: Had a real FST moment today. Im getting my legs bandaged at the Wound Clinic of our local hospital, I must have had 6-8 peoplein the room with nurses and doctors and I remarked" We're all bozos on this bus." and I got the reaction, mirth, the squeeze the weeze remark. It felt good . FST is universal.
Beet: Yo Nab
shoes for the dead: Nab
EWeston: Looks Lizish to me
DJTweeny: That''s cool, Mudhead :)
Cat : That's great, Mud.
shoes for the dead: spread the wierd, Mud!
DJTweeny: How are you healing, Mudhead buddy?
Nabby: Hi Tweeny
Nabby: Hey Cat, Beet, shoes, lily
lily: hey nabby
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
Mudhead: Still wrapped calves Tween, still no water sports.
lily: this is grand ty tweenie
Cat : No synchronized swimming for you, Mud?
DJTweeny: No surfing just yet, eh?
DJTweeny: yw lily :)
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
lily: mae west
Mudhead: No swimmin at all, nuffin since April
Cat : Just finishing Martin Short's autobi, he talks about the SNL routine he did with Harry Shearer in the pool.
DJTweeny: Can you bathe OK, Mudhead?
Beet: I feel like a shower
lily: those nose plugs giggle
shoes for the dead: Claude Raines
EWeston: Bib ole big ole big ole...feet.
Cat : Storm
Nabby: intense demonic activity
mrandmrsjohnsmith: I wanna see this new 20th century fox film
Cat : Clouds
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
lily: linger
Beet: My dog
shoes for the dead: linger
lily: inside out
Cat : I didn't know foxes could use cameras.
EWeston: Time anchors gone kaflooie. Technical term there
lily: point and click
Lil: Wha' hoppened???
Beet: Sound dropped out
lily: love the suspenseify
shoes for the dead: I've gone deaf
Timeghost: IM DEAF!
Lil: LOL
EWeston: It's your ears man
shoes for the dead: What?
lily: mass hysterictimys
EWeston: Yes and the other ones going ^()_(&$%^$
Beet: We can't talk in here
lily: cone of silence
shoes for the dead: cue the organist
Scott: I can shout, don't hear you!
EWeston: The sound of giant slodger ants rises
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
DJTweeny: Can you bathe OK, Mudhead?
Lil: sigh...
Beet: Sound is back
Mudhead: No Tween, its been spongebathes
DJTweeny: Lost the chat server for a minute there
lily: lost in a space bar
shoes for the dead: she said with a sigh
EWeston: To a three eyed foure legged flousie
DJTweeny: something got strange witrh the net
Mudhead: I want a shower!
Lil: not for me it isn't
DJTweeny: The streamer stayed connected though
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
EWeston: Have some one hang you by your feets
lily: sun spotte us
DJTweeny: musta been, lily
Lil: I had to reload to get sound back
DJTweeny: me too
lily: couldda been I am a force to be recconned
Cat : me too lil
Beet: I always enjoyed loading up myself
DJTweeny: but my connection to the streaming server stayed solid, for some reason
EWeston: To a three eyed foure legged flousie
Cat : This is one of the shows I recorded off the air when first broadcast.
lily: storms relocating to the south with multiple tree whips
Cat : Just happened to be in LA that summer and recorded the last 6 Hour HOurs.
shoes for the dead: it sounds like it's recorded from a radio
Cat : Never thought I'd get the rest of them. Thanks, DOMM
shoes for the dead: did they use some of yours, Cat?
Cat : there is a local newsguy in Vancouver who was station manager at KPPC when these shows were broadast. I approached him to listen to his shows but he told me to fuck off.
Cat : Good chance of that, shoes. A great deal of Firesign stuff is from my original collection.
DJTweeny: Cool, Cat
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Cat : I told David Ossman to ask him., Perhaps he was more polite to Dave.
DJTweeny: DOMM contains over 3 DAYS of Firesign material, and the accompanying book is way cool
Cat : I seem to have been the only person to record a lot of their early radio stuff. That's stange as LA is a big city and a lot of folks would have had tape recorders in those days
Cat : 80 hours Tween.
Lil: Maybe the right folks didn't know back then
shoes for the dead: mebbe you could do one a show, Tween
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
Cat : hard to believe, lil. LA was a very radio conscious city.
DJTweeny: I'll defnitely start doing more of this sort of thing, shoes
lily: echo
DJTweeny: The Hour Hours shows will take up almost all of the show, though, so can't play them in addition to an album
DJTweeny: All depends on what you folks want to hear :-)
DJTweeny: Please let me know...
lily: you always do it right this is lovely thanks DJTweenie
Cat : You should start playing some of the stuff I sent you, Tween. ie Daily Feed and Still Waiting.
Cat : Still combing through my material to put together The Phil Austin Story. Promise to have it for y'all by Labour Day, as it is a labour of love.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Captain Equinox inside, makes a note of the time (9:29 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos!
Cat : HI Cap
Beet: hey equi
shoes for the dead: hey Capn
DJTweeny: Hi Captain
EWeston: More Cowbell!
DJTweeny: Send me an email reminder, OK Cat?
Cat : will do, tween.
shoes for the dead: the strangeling whore?
Captain Equinox: Sorry I'm late - is t-Rump president yet?
EWeston: The distressed door
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:32 PM, dragging Ikut by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Merlyn: The Tea Rump Party?
shoes for the dead: they are still massdebating
DJTweeny: Hi Ikut
Captain Equinox: No, Darnold t-Rump.
EWeston: FOX declared Carly the winner of the kids table debate
Cat : Ikut
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
shoes for the dead: hey Ikut
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
Beet: I'd like some Ripple right now
Ikut: Can't here tonights show
shoes for the dead: what's the word?
lily: purple jesus
EWeston: Punch
Captain Equinox: tempest starr!
Ikut: The Word is LLL OOO VVV EEE...
DJTweeny: What's the problem, Ikut?
Captain Equinox: *storm*
||||||||| liz leaves to catch the 9:35 PM train to Funfun Town.
shoes for the dead: Thunderbird
Ikut: the link goes to tweeny but say show can't be found
Cat : by liz
lily: boones farmers shoes
Ikut: might be I have win 10.
DJTweeny: The link at the top of the page, Ikut?
Captain Equinox: I'm hearing everything.
lily: the devils cut
EWeston: FOX declared Carly the winner of the kids table debate
Ikut: yup. 128k onne
Captain Equinox: the first cut is the deepest
Cat : Carly Simon? She's so vain.
Captain Equinox: thanks. E
DJTweeny: Whar are you using to try to play the stream, Ikut?
Cat : What does "everything" sound like?
lily: her friends are fond of robin
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Captain Equinox: y'know how people call 'em green onions, but they're really scallions?
EWeston: Too much reverb
Cat : Sounds like the ending to the Philip K Dick Story The Electric Ant, where the android experiences all reality at once.
shoes for the dead: like having bees in your head
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Captain Equinox: "everything" sounds like all things, but nothing.
Ikut: WINN 10 upgrade as of 7/29/15. not really sure. I thinnk it should still use the windows player or atleast use the browset. just goes and sasy to choose anoter show
Captain Equinox: car54, where are you.
Ikut: bad keyboard.. bad
lily: who set this jug of laughing gas here
EWeston: Steaking out a steak house
Cat : with Joan of Arc?
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Ikut: https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/index.php plays "the radio" just fine, Is that tonights show?
DJTweeny: Ikut: WINN 10 upgrade as of 7/29/15. not really sure. I thinnk it should still use the windows player or atleast use the browset. just goes and sasy to choose anoter show << I heard that Win 10 dumped Windows Media Player
EWeston: Anti demonic urban renewal I calls it
DJTweeny: I have no idea what they're using in its place
Captain Equinox: more reverb
DJTweeny: Ikut, do you have something other than Win 10 you can use?
Cat : Jive was the emperor of reverb
lily: lol tween
EWeston: Back in the days of real reverb
Captain Equinox: Sho' nuff! Love the Jiver!
DJTweeny: just a suggestion...
Ikut: me either. Oh well Next week I should have it figured out : Thanks DJ... on to the Other Side
lily: carrosel rings
DJTweeny: sorry Ikut :/
Ikut: np :)
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
Captain Equinox: Dr. ------,Mem...
Nabby: heheh
Captain Equinox: I don't remember.
shoes for the dead: Dr. ummmmmm
Captain Equinox: Ummmmmmmmm, uhhhhhhhh
Nabby: sorry had to leave, now back
Nabby: sound out?
EWeston: Will the real Dr. Fettermen please report to neurosurgy, imediately!
DJTweeny: nope
shoes for the dead: ont two
lily: we are in it
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
Nabby: cool, reloaded, fine
EWeston: OK who's got the oars.
DJTweeny: Yeah Nabby, something weird happened with the net
DJTweeny: chat dropped for a couple of minutes
Nabby: catherwood give EWeston the oars
||||||||| Catherwood hands eweston the oars.
Nabby: Ahh I see
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
EWeston: Owww!
Beet: Mobius Timewarp
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Cat : You'll have to ask the Madam, Nabby
lily: ordanary oar
Nabby: Sorry I was confoozled
EWeston: Arrdvark Ratnick!
Captain Equinox: Oar WHAT?
lily: else
EWeston: I shall smite you with this toffee spear!
Nabby: Elsie
lily: moo
Captain Equinox: st elsewhere
Nabby: you may smite but no kicking
lily: they blowed up
shoes for the dead: or hexing
EWeston: I can't kick it?
Captain Equinox: well blow me down!
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Nabby: Uh oh
lily: can can
Beet: Sound out again
EWeston: Well march me sideways
Captain Equinox: who's in charge of the audio?
Nabby: sound out again
EWeston: I can't kick it?
EWeston: There I go again
lily: you captian
shoes for the dead: there is no charge
Nabby: then you can't drop it
Captain Equinox: turn the crank, tween
DJTweeny: lost the streamer
DJTweeny: should be back now
EWeston: There is a deposit though
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Beet: it's back
Nabby: well Tweeny it's the thought that counts
Captain Equinox: got it
Nabby: sure is
EWeston: I'm back with the violins in Hawii
DJTweeny: the net is not being cooperative this evening
Captain Equinox: watermelon in easter hay
lily: and we'll have fun fun fun till the dj takes our sound away lol
Nabby: flight to the ground
Nabby: harharhar lily
DJTweeny: lol lily
EWeston: Tell it to the Xmas Bunny kid
DJTweeny: I didn't do it!
Captain Equinox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUja5B8ei2U
EWeston: I'm back with the violins in Hawii
Nabby: Not responsible!
lily: you just wanna see if we a lert tween
Captain Equinox: sex and violins
EWeston: Jade Helm mechanizations?
shoes for the dead: we need more lerts
Captain Equinox: days of wine and neuroses.
DJTweeny: Yeah..... that's the ticket... just wanted to see if you were listening ;)
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Johan Amadeus Myjetski close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:54 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| mrandmrsjohnsmith - dead from the yaws
||||||||| dude - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
lily: did we pass the test tween?
shoes for the dead: hey JAM
Nabby: thumbs up CEq
EWeston: I feel properly unhinged this evening
Lil: Geez what gives I lost the chat as well
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greetings, DJT!, & everyone!
Cat : kick out the JAMS
Beet: Hello NSA guy.
Nabby: Hi Joh
Cat : bring in the JELLYS
EWeston: I sent him a runner spider
lily: it was a test lil you passed
Captain Equinox: howdy, JAM
DJTweeny: You're great listeners, lily :)
Nabby moons YOU and the NSA
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Cat, Nabs!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Capt. Equal-nox!
Nabby: lily is several listeners
lily: all ear thats me
EWeston: Serval listeners, that's insane!
Lil: Thanks lily I sure am tired now though
Nabby: Firespline Cedar
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And now I and my wife would like to return you to the thrilling conclusion of...
Lil: Before I lost it I heard them mention Melonville
lily: how can I be in 2 places at once echo
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Nabby lends lily an ear
Lil: Was that just coincidence?
Cat : does she need 3?
Nabby: easy monthly payments lily
EWeston: Happenstance, or enemy action.
Nabby lends lily two more ears
shoes for the dead: plus the deposit
Nabby: good point Cat
lily: earless
EWeston: It should wash right out
Nabby lends lily the deposit
Cat : in giza?
lily: what to do with that lovely earing collection
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HA! Cat! earless in geezer!
Nabby: I think there are deposits in my ears
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Nabby: throw a towel over it lily
lily: potatoes
EWeston: Left there by the earwig fairy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love ol' Aldous!
Nabby: asparagust
Cat : austin does a riff on the huxley novel title in one of his stories
lily: brains for breakfast
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: 6th of asparagus
EWeston: Windy vegtables unite!
Nabby: austin made great stories
EWeston: Left there by the earwig fairy
Nabby: Procmer
shoes for the dead: sounds like Nino
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He sounds like Nino the great mind boggler
lily: ew on re pete
shoes for the dead: echo in here
Nabby: echo
EWeston: I feel special, choke.
Beet: an entertaining afternoon
Lil: They put me in the twilight zone
shoes for the dead: cho
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Great ruts run in the same mind…. near the old same place
EWeston: You can get a mean tan there
Nabby: catherwood give everyone windy vegetables
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone windy vegetables.
DJTweeny: Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He sounds like Nino the great mind boggler << iwti
Lil: Indeed EW
lily: brussel spouts
Nabby: thar she spouts
EWeston: Renegade Star Moles are looking for you
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
EWeston: You can get a mean tan there
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: call any vegetable… and the chances are good...
Beet: he's off of Tuesday
EWeston: Given by a mean sun
shoes for the dead: welding
lily: cabbage corn beans and such
EWeston: Your eggs
Nabby: Ancient sun mummies attack the renegade star moles!
Cat : keep it sweet, beet
shoes for the dead: ova easy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: that the vegetable will respond to you
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
EWeston: Use the gob stoppers PTracy!
Nabby: they're in everybody's eggs
Nabby: lol shoes
lily: one a month to a customer
EWeston: Or as we call them clients
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: just call them the phenomenon
shoes for the dead: limited time offer
Ralph: there seems to be a very long echo in here
Merlyn: Even back then, Proctor could talk for hours
EWeston: Your eggs
shoes for the dead: St. Mensus
Nabby: more surrealistic events pleez
EWeston: General your phenomina is scrabblled
lily: a little ragtime
Ralph: is this not identical to what we heard about 45 mins ago
Nabby: time for a little rag
lily: roam if ya wan ta
EWeston: et by the space squids
Beet: penile-ized
shoes for the dead: i got Rithym
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ralph, you're saying there's an echo in here?
EWeston: s got ritilin
Nabby: two, three...f-five
Nabby: we're mossing the deflates
Ralph: that what it says in the script...
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mudhead - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Ikut - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Joan and John DeFlates...
lily: who reads anymore
Nabby: Hey Ralph
Nabby: Hey Merlyn
EWeston: s got ritilin
Ralph: Nabby...............
lily: lol
EWeston: Patchem up and reinflaie them
lily: then the rotar comes off
Nabby: tempest fuggit
Ralph: i think the needle is reading the other side of the record
EWeston: Cuffem Dano!
Cat : where's Roxanne Pavemente when we need her?
Nabby: cuffs? count me in!
Nabby gives himself up
EWeston: Now a strategic application of a feather.
Ralph: very dramatic in any event
lily: roll over rool ober
Cat : interesting to hear this after I've finally seen
Cat : A Safe Place
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Cat : 45 years after it was made as Proctor here narrates
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: & we won't roll over tip it's over over dare
Cat : Proc looks So Young in it.
shoes for the dead: any good, Cat?
Cat : uh
Cat : you'll have to decide for yourself when you see it.
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
lily: the natives are restless
EWeston: How bout that Mr. and Mrs. Tobuzytobea hpuecoming Queen
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Prisoner reference!
shoes for the dead: fair enuf
Cat : I was particularly dissapointed with the cinematography. I thought Orson and Tuesday were very poorly shot.
lily: who talks in NY
Nabby: Confused all the time, I'm so
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:16 PM, dragging Proctor can't shut up by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
shoes for the dead: what?
Cat : Moe like a home movie than an actual movie. Also very depressing.
EWeston: Now a strategic application of a feather.
lily: ew lol
Cat : is that Proctor?
Nabby: garth hudson oh yeah
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Phil lol
EWeston: My ghost agin
Cat : I kinda insult his flick and he appears to rebut?
shoes for the dead: hey Proctor
Nabby: catherwood give everyone a multicolored tickle feather
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a multicolored tickle feather.
EWeston: Mercy!
Proctor can't shut up: Embarrassing performance to be sure
lily: whooo hooo
Cat : back from Seattle? or still on the front?
lily: in to win it
Nabby: black holes suck
EWeston: White holes have existensial issues
Proctor can't shut up: Out front on the veranda
Captain Equinox: Hey tween, do David and Phil still show up in color when they're on the chat?
Cat : only galactic cocks, nab
lily: that makes senses
Cat : not necessarily, cap
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If black holes suck, do white holes blow?
Nabby: doodle doo cat
Cat : doesnt merl have to do it manually?
EWeston: They refuse to say
Nabby: catherwood distribute the senso-cubes
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Nabby and asks "Did you need me?"
Nabby: ahem
lily: a hole is a hole is a hole
Cat : a friend of mine was on Ralph Story's Los Angeles long ago
DJTweeny: Merlyn can turn the nick red if he wants
lily: hickleberry hound
shoes for the dead: aneckline
DJTweeny: There is also a special login they can use to preced their nick which will do it
Ralph: sorry folks, I already heard this tonight -- signing off, have fun
EWeston: I think for real whiteholes to exist local physical laws are hiding somewhere else
Captain Equinox: so is Proctor online now or not?
DJTweeny: bye Ralph
Nabby: that fireside theter is weird
DJTweeny: I have no way of knowing, Captain
Beet: see ya ralph
Nabby: take care Ralph
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: farewell, Ralph
Captain Equinox: just wondering
Cat : lotsa opium jokes in firesign land.
shoes for the dead: that Friedside is wired
Nabby: sure is shoes
Merlyn: not directly, his IP sort-of says san jose costa rica?
lily: that fire is whipped
shoes for the dead: creamy!
Cat : not the san juan islands nor san juan, puerto rico?
EWeston: Way back when, fire was how you talked to the gods
EWeston: They refuse to say
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Cat : so arthur brown was god?
lily: and still do on high holidaze
EWeston: And their phone is always buzy
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Cat : the holidays like to get high?
Nabby passes gas for the fire
shoes for the dead: Ouch, Goddamnit!
shoes for the dead: that's hot
Captain Equinox: As soon as I finish this Whiz, I gotta go.
lily: meth anne
Nabby: hippie holidays
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EWeston: Drycleaning bags full of marsh gas
Nabby: boomers is funny
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Nabby: The O Zone
Cat : if proc's involved, it'll be funny. guaranteed.
Nabby: bong!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: got anything for an acid stomach?
shoes for the dead: joint!
Nabby: lol
Cat : ask tiny dr. tim
Merlyn: NxNW
EWeston: A little nitrous.
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lily: 1
Nabby gives Johan some Thai stick from 1978
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No, no, no no, he's outside looking in, Cat
Proctor can't shut up: Thanks all. Proxy is slow, enjoy the trip down memory lane.
lily: get the key
Merlyn: stock car honks
Beet: I'm sliding off of my chair, friends, so I'm going to check out. See you next week.
Cat : have a lid, lily
Nabby: Keep it sweet Beet
Captain Equinox: Slide on!
shoes for the dead: by Proctor
EWeston: Get some starch nabby chow
Merlyn: more stock car honks
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Happy flights, Beet!
Merlyn: recorded during stock car races
lily: sup with the tup
EWeston: The geese dive bomb the stock cars
shoes for the dead: Beet it then
DJTweeny: Earl Jive was great with the effects/foley
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Music's from North by Northwest
Nabby passes out
Nabby passes out the starch Nabby chow
Cat : you dont think he overdid it, Tween?
DJTweeny: What are you passing out, Nabby?
Captain Equinox: Bye, Kiddos. Keep 'em flyin'!
EWeston: I didn't think he could take him on the straight!
Nabby passes out again
lily: catherwood smelling salts for nabby
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear lily
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: adieu, capitain!
Nabby: Night night Cappy
DJTweeny: Cat : you dont think he overdid it, Tween? << having _too_ much fun?
DJTweeny: The Firesigns apparently liked it :)
lily: please catherwood smelling salts for all
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside lily and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Captain Equinox: He rushing? Quit stalin!
EWeston: The geese dive bomb the stock cars
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: silly sibin schmelling shalts
lily: ugh someone give nabby a mouth
Nabby: Catherwood get your sh*t together
||||||||| Catherwood gets his sh*t together.
EWeston: Get a medic catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets a medic.
Merlyn: Catherwood, get smelling salts for everyone
||||||||| Catherwood gets smelling salts for everyone.
Nabby: yay!
EWeston: My eyes!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ah that's better!
EWeston: Get a medic catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets a medic.
shoes for the dead: what is the salt smelling?
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: Badly
Nabby: bonk!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: this hasn't happened top me since "M"
EWeston: Too many ghost chilies
lily: nutty undertones
Cat : i didnt know you did morphine.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: they're chin-chillies, EW
Nabby: salted smelt melts in your felt
EWeston: I prefer ephonium in my pipe
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: my brother raises chin-chillies...
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Nabby: well that's what i heard
shoes for the dead: sounds good
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: a euphonious appellation
Nabby: catherwood prepare the euphonium
||||||||| Catherwood snubs Nabby
Nabby: harumph!
EWeston: Smelt have little structural integrity, they fall right over
Nabby: i'm blimned
lily: walk up the drunk in corner
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: no fun at all!
DJTweeny: Cat, Earl did get _slightly_ carried away lol
Cat : lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: knee grow
Nabby: how many knees could a negro grow if....etc
EWeston: How many dimensions allowed?
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Eleven, EW, eleven
Nabby: currently there are 11 dimensions
lily: infine
Merlyn: JK Rowling lawsuit detected
Nabby: not infane!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm a multi-versal entity now...
shoes for the dead: how much karma do ya have to spend, EW?
lily: the rpple effect
DJTweeny: and about 11 left in the show :)
EWeston: Smelt have little structural integrity, they fall right over
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: well, they're no fun
EWeston: We almost have a concensus here. Where'd we go wrong?
Nabby: lol Tween but no way let's stay up all night
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: coin - senses?
Cat : who's we?
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Proctor can't shut up - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Scott - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Ralph - dead from measles
||||||||| Beet - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
EWeston: Three and one half chrestolaa's
shoes for the dead: who am us, anyway?
DJTweeny: What would you like to hear, Nabby?
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
EWeston: We're one of you, I think.
lily: lamppost ligters
Cat : I'm using this bit inmy Austin bio
DJTweeny: Maybe. Possibly.
Nabby: peyote and north african music at 9pm in the 4th and a halfth dimension tween room
Nabby: what?
DJTweeny: lol
EWeston: We didn't ask questions like that back in 1776 and a half
EWeston: We're one of you, I think.
Nabby: no we didn't EW
lily: in 76 the sky was red
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, for the straight poop, let's go where I go every morning
lily: bad king george
EWeston: We were too busy singin songs
lily: your corner of the black hole
Nabby: I want to go where the wild goose, or cat, goes
EWeston: I think I'll call him Fred
shoes for the dead: in the cat box?
lily: ruck sack it
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, shoes
Cat : i posted this bit to the firesign site many years before the DOMM disc came out, thus not such a clean version. I called it "The Demilitarization of the Mind."
EWeston: What ever he needs to get through the night
Nabby: shoes thats disgusting
Cat : ah, the good old days when straight had a totally different meaning.
DJTweeny: It's a good chat about their military experience
DJTweeny: yeah Cat
Nabby: anybody got any sack?
Nabby: cool Cat
||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
lily: paper or plastic
lily: or ruckie
shoes for the dead: plasma
Nabby: the straight people https://youtu.be/pPezbURAu2E
EWeston: Solid
Nabby: paper or plastic -i can never decide
shoes for the dead: Rat on
DJTweeny: ,man
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I took a bunch of tests for the army, & they said that I, long-haired yippie, would make the perfect governor of a captured province
EWeston: Don't forget the katsup
DJTweeny: lol Johan
Nabby is suddenly attacked by plasmaworms
Cat : lol johan.
Cat : sounds like Uncle Duke
Nabby: blech
lily: knock kmcok knockin
DJTweeny: ah, Nabby's a STNG fan :)
Nabby: oh yaaaa
Cat : on your bedroom door?
EWeston: Just get them drunk Nabby
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That really happened. It drove me to drugs… later that night
Nabby gets them drunky wunky
Nabby: hic
DJTweeny: an Alice's Restaurant moment, Johan?
EWeston: Now sell them life insurance
lily: a lillte sippy poo
Nabby: cross-ripped continuity
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yep, DJT, indeed!
Cat : ive had more sobriety this week than i have in years.
Nabby: lice insurance
EWeston: With cross ripped pecs
lily: go go go boots
shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween!!!
Nabby: that was a fine show Tweeny
EWeston: They're gone Jim
lily: Cat DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski lily Nabby shoes for the dead you sll mske a laugh fest and tween once again the best
Cat : thanks again Tween
Nabby: go go go I don't have pecs but i do have lice
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gracias, everyone!
Lil: Wonderful as always Tweeny dear friend
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
Merlyn: tx tween
Nabby: leavin' lily
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Dear friends, so deare
Lil: Catch everyone next week kiddos
Lil: Everyone stay well
Cat : no kids here, lil
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: u 2 lili!
Cat : we'll do our best on the staying well dept.
Lil: KiddOs very different Cat
Lil: Anyway I'm still a kiddo
Cat : young poppies?
EWeston: With cross ripped pecs
Lil: Something like that
EWeston: And on that note G'nite all
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| At 10:52 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, EWeston!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Nabby: Be groovy Lil
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 10:52 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:52 PM.
Nabby: Take care EW
||||||||| DJTweeny leaves at 10:53 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Cat : off we flit.
Nabby: Must away ere break of day...er...night
||||||||| Cat leaves to catch the 10:53 PM train to Funfun Town.
Nabby: Whoops away!
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 10:55 PM: TimmMcCoy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
TimmMcCoy: Awww
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TimmMcCoy - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Nabby - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| lily - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Timeghost - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
Cat
DJTweeny
dude
EWeston
Ikut
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
lily
Merlyn
mrandmrsjohnsmith
Mudhead
Nabby
Proctor can't shut up
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
Scott
shoes for the dead
Timeghost
TimmMcCoy

URL References:
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/index.php
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUja5B8ei2U
https://youtu.be/pPezbURAu2E
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow