||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 23, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| "7:45 PM? 7:45 PM!!" says Catherwood, "DJTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as DJTweeny enters and sits in the comfy chair. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rufus_T_Firetween into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 7:49 PM, then departs. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Shanghai'ed James gets out at 7:58 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Hi James Shanghai'ed James: hey, whats up? DJTweeny: Just putting the finishing touches on the show notes DJTweeny: How's by you? Shanghai'ed James: doing good, thanks DJTweeny: Gues you'd better start learning to speak Chinese Shanghai'ed James: LOL Shanghai'ed James: don't know why it still lists me as being in china DJTweeny: maybe we can ask Merlyn if he shows up ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Timeghost falls out at 8:29 PM. Timeghost: Good evening, all. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' DJTweeny: Hi ghost Timeghost: What's on tap for tonight? DJTweeny: THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 DJTweeny: Will take up the whole show ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! - currently playing – warm up music (Dr. John) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' ||||||||| AirshipAl sneaks in around 8:38 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." AirshipAl: Shhhh.... I'm incognito. DJTweeny: Who's 'cognito'? DJTweeny: Hi Al AirshipAl: Hey. I'll be back and forth tonight. In other words...How can I Be In Two Places At Once... AirshipAl: Hi DJ! DJTweeny: It's tricky, I'll bet DJTweeny: You know that you can mark yourself 'away', right Al? DJTweeny: as Rufus is now AirshipAl: How? DJTweeny: Choose "I'm Away" from the popup menu DJTweeny: You'll automatically be unmarked as soon as you type something again DJTweeny: as soon as you talk in chat again AirshipAl: There's a pop up menu. I need a ppoped down menu. lol ||||||||| Outside, the 8:49 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving EWeston coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi EW EWeston: Hey Tweeney Rufus and Al's in early AirshipAl: Where's this menu you speak of? AirshipAl: Oh. Got it! DJTweeny: k AirshipAl: Hi EW. Sorry you're "coughing". I hope you didn't catch my bronchitis. DJTweeny: You can also send private messages that way, Al DJTweeny: Sorry if your having to deal with bronchitis, Al. Nasty stuff EWeston: Just a little bug I picked up in the Maylay DJTweeny: He taught you a new disease he picked up in the islands? AirshipAl: Asked my doctor about the cough. You folks know the routine. lol EWeston: It was the fancy Ale I'm pretty sure DJTweeny: could be ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:55 PM, dragging ''Bob'' by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" DJTweeny: as if on cue, an ad for a Bear Whiz Beer Muug ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'dude', just granted probation at 8:55 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: Hi Bob EWeston: I believe the label was Ole Bug Ale DJTweeny: Hi dude ||||||||| Catherwood leads Mudhead inside, makes a note of the time (8:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead EWeston: Mudster Dude an Bob's yer? ''Bob'': Hey all. :) ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'lily', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Mudhead: Evenin everyone EWeston: Lily's in early too
lily ''Bob'' AirshipAl DJTweeny dude EWeston lily Mudhead hello all and thanks djtweenie for a grand recetion lily: great music EWeston: Great smilin music AirshipAl: Joining me at the Great Internet Broadcast shows were Fred Wiebel and Chris Palladina. We video recorded the show. AirshipAl: Here are the links: 1996 Digital Diner Phil Proctor & Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYUoDHZSkg 1996 Digital Diner David Ossman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB6dWWrf7o 1996 Digital Diner Peter Bergman & Edie McClurg https://youtu.be/NL3Jsr5FNmc 1996 Digital Diner "Anythynge You Want To" Pete Bergman, David Ossman, Phil Proctor, Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI DJTweeny: Hi lily AirshipAl: Oops. Chris Palladino. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 23, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" EWeston: Not a wallrus then AirshipAl: Sounds great! ||||||||| Outside, the 9:00 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Beet coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi Beet Beet: Howdy everyone. ||||||||| Catherwood leads shoes for the dead inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. shoes for the dead: howdy Beet: Hi shoes EWeston: Yow we'r vegitated and well souled ||||||||| Catherwood enters with late close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule. AirshipAl: Hi Shoes. ''Bob'': HONK HONK! ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd gets out at 9:01 PM. Beet: Hi Al, dude, EW,lily, Mud et al ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" llanwydd: can't believe how early you guys are Mudhead: As I'm wont to do periodically I mention news storys, this one has no Hamburger but in the same ares Deepsea Challenger submersible catches fire on Interstate 95 in Mystic CT https://goo.gl/TgH0iU EWeston: Ilan shoes for the dead: hey Llan lily:tween good to hear ya Mudhead: More info http://goo.gl/1knMaS EWeston: Sub's up! llanwydd: what's the topic? lily: thanks great suff al and tweenie ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! - currently playing - RADIO FREE OZ “GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996”- listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN DOWNLOAD PODCASTS AT >> FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/ **' AirshipAl: Let's not forget the almopst appearnce of Tiny Tim!!! shoes for the dead: that's why they keep them underwater ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Cat', just granted probation at 9:03 PM", then leaves hurriedly. lily: thye shoulda keep water on that sub llanwydd: tiny tim, al. who was that? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996” at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue1/fz1_04.htm ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Beet: Hi Cat shoes for the dead: hey Cat EWeston: I found there's a US subbase in a Nothern Idaho lake this week DJTweeny: Hi Cat, late, shoes, Llan lily: no screen doors on that sub llanwydd: great internet broadcast. that reminds me. george and gracie are on tcm tonight. I'm probably going to watch them while I chat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** A Review Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/uhydk3sd_IQ/TJj_YQf4JjAJ Mudhead: There certainly is lily: ho cat Cat: I remember this show. EWeston: You don't worry about the flies when your underwater ''Bob'': It's steampunk! ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/page/2/?s=great+internet+broadcast Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pictures Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/9716802@N02/sets/72157605125697525/ lily: able bodied seamen shoes for the dead: about an hour from here, EW EWeston: They do small scale, relativily, sub testing up there lily: oh hes no fun he sunk shoes for the dead: it's a real deep lake llanwydd: real deep lake is missing EWeston: In went by there this weekend, while pickup trucks were chasing me up and down the Rockies at 80mph DJTweeny: yipes EW EWeston: I think he knew that road. I went sideways twice DJTweeny: omg lol Beet: Were they flying Confederate Flags? shoes for the dead: lotsa tight curvs on I90. EW DJTweeny: They thought you a spy for the dread Firesign Theatre? lily: look away look away EWeston: My car is a porsche 944S2. They corner reel gud Mudhead: Thats a great car DJTweeny: nice, EW lily: varoom ||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| dude - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Beet: Wre YOU flying a Confederate Flag? ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the sitting room. DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn EWeston: I'm lucky to have it. It replaced an 80 911 Beet: Yo Merl Mudhead: Welcome Merlyn shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn Cat: Merl Shanghai'ed James: hey merlin DJTweeny: Merlyn, James would like to know why Nino is holding him hostange in Shanghai Merlyn: hey ho all EWeston: No but one of the mirrors was flying at the end of the day lily: momma had a squeeze box Merlyn: Because he really IS in Shanghai llanwydd: well, he obviously got shanghaied. you've heard of that Shanghai'ed James: nope. im in rome ga EWeston: Maybe a ghost shanghai? Cat: a shanghai of the mind lily: I am 20 miles from where I am shoes for the dead: when in Rome.......... llanwydd: I'm in a shanghai state of mind EWeston: That's Nino alright llanwydd: reminds me of a song with billy joel and barbra streisand ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" AirshipAl: DJ---Can you please re=post the links to the photos? Thanks. lily: catherwood give nino new maps ||||||||| Catherwood gets nino new maps. DJTweeny: pun city lol DJTweeny: Sure Al Beet: An infinite series of moans. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Gorgonzola gets out at 9:13 PM. DJTweeny: AirshipAl: Here are the links: 1996 Digital Diner Phil Proctor & Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYUoDHZSkg 1996 Digital Diner David Ossman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB6dWWrf7o 1996 Digital Diner Peter Bergman & Edie McClurg https://youtu.be/NL3Jsr5FNmc 1996 Digital Diner "Anythynge You Want To" Pete Bergman, David Ossman, Phil Proctor, Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI EWeston: Oh No the butt whistles return DJTweeny: Hi Gorgon llanwydd: I wonder if I know gorgonzolla AirshipAl: FYI I flew in by blimp. shoes for the dead: not a dry seat in the house ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996” at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue1/fz1_04.htm Rufus_T_Firetween: ** A Review Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/uhydk3sd_IQ/TJj_YQf4JjAJ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/page/2/?s=great+internet+broadcast Beet: lol shoes AirshipAl: DJ I was referring to the photos Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pictures Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/9716802@N02/sets/72157605125697525/ Shanghai'ed James: also, merlyn, how can i open the info.cdp file on the laugh.com cd of EOBE? lily: good for you al tethered Rufus_T_Firetween: there ya are Gorgonzola: Hi All Cat: This sounds like Melinda Beet: Yo Gorgon EWeston: Cheeze it! The Corpse! Rufus_T_Firetween: she's a cast member, Cat Merlyn: don't know offhand s james Gorgonzola: Anybody got any cheese? DJTweeny: catherwood, please give Gorgonzola lots of cheese ||||||||| Catherwood brings gorgonzola lots of cheese. EWeston: Some condemed Limburger shoes for the dead: here's some string cheese Cat: Replacement for Austin? Shanghai'ed James: it also has a "Picture" folder but no pictures lily: green is cheese right DJTweeny: Austin couldn't make this show Cat: no, transportation was involved. Gorgonzola: like green cheese! EWeston: Maybe very old meat DJTweeny: only if you're a Moonie, lily Gorgonzola: an acquired taste lily: mass married moon maids shoes for the dead: moonie pie EWeston: I like a cheese that tastes back ||||||||| Outside, the 9:18 PM downtown bus from Burlington pulls away, leaving Zooky Fogg coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi Zooky shoes for the dead: gad Zooks lily: the fude that eats you ||||||||| Catherwood leads Ralph inside, makes a note of the time (9:19 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. EWeston: ZFer DJTweeny: Hi Ralph Beet: hey zookie ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" shoes for the dead: hey Ralph ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Vully inside, makes a note of the time (9:19 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Zooky Fogg: Broad stroke Hello folks. I was able to escape tonight. EWeston: Fairs avoidable if at all possible DJTweeny: Hi Vully Beet: Hey Ralph. How's your dog Storm Zooky Fogg: Been busy on this side. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996” at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue1/fz1_04.htm Rufus_T_Firetween: ** A Review Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/uhydk3sd_IQ/TJj_YQf4JjAJ shoes for the dead: wore a jacket instead? ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Merlyn: Hey James, info.cdp is from an old "CD extra" format to display cover art, titles, etc Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/page/2/?s=great+internet+broadcast Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pictures Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/9716802@N02/sets/72157605125697525/ EWeston: Wearing the jackle was hard, and bloody Shanghai'ed James: guys, im going to log off & get some rest bye
Shanghai'ed James )
Shanghai'ed James ) DJTweeny: Rest well, James EWeston: Shanghiaed by sleep eh? ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Merlyn: The only difference is that for a master to be technically following all "CD Extra" specs also requires two default sub folders ("CDPLUS" and "PICTURES") and files ("INFO.CDP" & "SUB_INFO.xx") in the data section for use by CD Extra compatible players to display cover art and title information. Cat: by james Merlyn: nite james ||||||||| Shanghai'ed James departs at 9:22 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Zooky Fogg: Real life is a trip. Beet: Nite James ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." llanwydd: anybody know the answer to that question? shoes for the dead: what? lily: swamp folk llanwydd: where do you go when you're toad away? Gorgonzola: where do you go Cat: i'm responsible for this riff. lily: cool cat shoes for the dead: echo in here Vully: There ya go, just to prove that there ya go. llanwydd: who's responsible for the raff? EWeston: To see the Toads pictures of his grand children Cat: i was running Great Apes Canada in those days and turned Ossman onto that Zooky Fogg: Ohhh to-o-o-a-d awayyy ||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| late - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: didn't know there were apes in canada except for pierre trudeau EWeston: Torture per the geniva contentions DJTweeny: cool, Cat DJTweeny: *rimshot* Llan Cat: it was an international effort to promote rights for apes DJTweeny: nice Cat: Ossman was very interested. Zooky Fogg: My most peaceful moments are peeling bananas for the monkeys down at the zoo. lily: sprifall Cat: works well with the Tirebiter platform Zooky Fogg: Clinton went so far right he came back around on the left. ''Bob'': the clinton reacharound! shoes for the dead: mobius politics DJTweeny: True, Cat Zooky Fogg: Bernie's turn. DJTweeny: lol Bob EWeston: Orangatang philosophy, I see an the banana. I eat the banana. T/H T. Pracett DJTweeny: I'd love to see a Sanders/Trump debate Zooky Fogg: They are the thinkers, EW ''Bob'': Talk about fighting clowns... shoes for the dead: need civility for a debate EWeston: WWF will be sponsering one of the dabates Zooky Fogg: That debate would be a farce from the begin llanwydd: sanders/trump would be a meeting of the mindless. I'd love to watch Cat: Bergman's digital period. EWeston: They certainly have the foreheads for it DJTweeny: He does seem fascinated llanwydd: I'm very familiar with both of them. I lived in NY state on the border of VT Gorgonzola: Dig It al Zooky Fogg: Let the spew begin ''Bob'': I think he's steering them wrong... EWeston: I remember the Weekly Reader DJTweeny: me too EW llanwydd: I remember weekly reader from 1968 Gorgonzola: noone at the tiller llanwydd: remember peanut and jocko? ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bill Murray inside, makes a note of the time (9:32 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. llanwydd: I used to cut out the peanut and jocko cartoons DJTweeny: I don't Llan EWeston: No habla Jocko DJTweeny: Hi Bill shoes for the dead: hey Bill Beet: Hello Bill Cat: How are things in Tokyo, Bill? llanwydd: welcome bill lily: hi bill Timeghost: Well come, Bill! ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Gorgonzola: that's Toyko Zooky Fogg: Mr. Bill lily: zero zero one zero DJTweeny: hmmmmm, wonder what they bleeped llanwydd: didn't hear the bleep. It's probably a glitch Zooky Fogg: I heard %^&**. llanwydd: fst would never bleep anything shoes for the dead: Morse code is digital EWeston: Bahhh DJTweeny: Maybe LL Gorgonzola: dah Beet: This is great Zooky Fogg: I can do Morse Code out my nose. lily: positively negative lily: dit DJTweeny: Pobosus Code EWeston: Du dah du dah shoes for the dead: that's snot code! llanwydd: is morse code out your nose a good paying job? Zooky Fogg: Exactly. AirshipAl: Norse code? EWeston: It ain't chopped liver Zooky Fogg: No but it amuses my nephew llan Cat: Proctor's wife knew Norse Code. She was Norwegian. Zooky Fogg: That's worth more. Beet: Nose Code. New disease. Cat: Daughter too. lily: rune ruin Zooky Fogg: I like cracking code on the piano. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: Ah that scandahovian rythm lily: piss tachio Beet: Hello NSA guy. shoes for the dead: ja shur you betcha by golly EWeston: It...Its GREEN!!! ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... lily: soda craker blues Zooky Fogg: That is when words wont float my raw emote EWeston: Love it when The Vanderhalen Brothers git down AirshipAl: Edie is so funny. ||||||||| Catherwood says "9:40 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs AirshipAl by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| AirshipAl enters at 9:41 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. EWeston: Palinisque llanwydd: that wasn't very nice of catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood ignores llanwydd Cat: Hi Al. You were there for this broadcast. shoes for the dead: Al is re-masted Beet: Welcome back, Al AirshipAl: Yes Cat. Here are video links: 1996 Digital Diner Phil Proctor & Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYUoDHZSkg 1996 Digital Diner David Ossman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB6dWWrf7o 1996 Digital Diner Peter Bergman & Edie McClurg https://youtu.be/NL3Jsr5FNmc 1996 Digital Diner "Anythynge You Want To" Pete Bergman, David Ossman, Phil Proctor, Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI EWeston: Check his pulse AirshipAl: I'm a mast debater. ||||||||| "9:42 PM? 9:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "pinholeF200 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as pinholeF200 enters and sits at the bar. shoes for the dead: hey Pin Beet: Hi Pin DJTweeny: Hi pinhole EWeston: If I ever need ossmosis through a glass llanwydd: evening, pinhole Cat: Pin AirshipAl: Be back soon. Zooky Fogg: Whose thinking of the seven of spades? lily: tunnel syndrone ||||||||| AirshipAl is kicked out just as the clock strikes 9:43 PM. llanwydd: through a glass darkly ||||||||| "9:43 PM? 9:43 PM!!" says Catherwood, "AirshipAl should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as AirshipAl enters and sits in front of the fireplace. EWeston: Damn I thoguht the eight ||||||||| AirshipAl is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 9:43 PM. pinholeF200: Hi shoes, Beet, Tween, llan, Cat and all Fireheads Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996” at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue1/fz1_04.htm Beet: Wow, Zook, your amazing ||||||||| 9:43 PM: AirshipAl jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** A Review Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/uhydk3sd_IQ/TJj_YQf4JjAJ llanwydd: al isn't having good luck tonight ||||||||| At 9:43 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, AirshipAl!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/page/2/?s=great+internet+broadcast ||||||||| AirshipAl tiptoes in around 9:43 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pictures Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/9716802@N02/sets/72157605125697525/ Zooky Fogg: I have more, Beet. lily: did you say throw al a life line Beet: Love a good show. shoes for the dead: he's fliping in and out like a crazy monkey lily: lol shoes EWeston: I've got some cherry lifesavers Zooky Fogg: Has anybody ever stumped Google? lily: throw one quick ew EWeston: I got him on the noggin shoes for the dead: sacrifice one lily: and you have reached the end of google EWeston: Next up Hoggle in your daily day Zooky Fogg: Try it with a made up name. Beet: Organ Leroy at his organ again lily: ooh I love Hoggle Cat: al posted this on facebook recently. lily: the pipes are heating up EWeston: I'm still feeling platonic about it EWeston: Maybe planktonic lily: all or nothin at Zooky Fogg: I oob on my belchoir setting. lily: pedal faster EWeston: Cursest furnature? Beet: a union-guaranteed coffin break lily: don't miss that first turn Beet: first urn? EWeston: A break for every coffin shoes for the dead: first tern Zooky Fogg: I want to ride in the dead cart. Beet: for the birds EWeston: Take a stick for the rats Cat: bring out your dead. lily: guts in a box ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" llanwydd: I'm checking out george and gracie on tcm EWeston: Coming to terns with them lily: my liddle chicodee Zooky Fogg: Burn, turn, or mummify? Beet: innuendo, anyone? llanwydd:tween sent me a couple of burns and allen collections about ten years ago and I listened to them over and over EWeston: That chicodee has teeth DJTweeny: B&A were so great :) shoes for the dead: roll up your arm and bend over lily: as scarce as Zooky Fogg: Been getting them on a radio app, llan EWeston: And for good reason llanwydd: I think gracie and lucy were on an equal par pinholeF200: hello NSA guy shoes for the dead: hence teeth Zooky Fogg: Beats the hell out of a cable bill and a lot to catch up with there. EWeston: She kept her last name. Nobody cared Gorgonzola: Gracie ruled Cat: this is from Bergman's Digital Diner radio shows from previous years. ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bill Murray - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... shoes for the dead: get thee hens Beet: Nite, Bill EWeston: Then disquise one of them Zooky Fogg: Allen/Burns 2016 and the rest of history Cat: obviously not the actor bill murray lily: that did not just peck me EWeston: A ducks beak feels different shoes for the dead: not peckish? lily: clams oysters EWeston: Existential issues DJTweeny: Nino had him in Oregon, Cat Zooky Fogg: Different than a hounds nose for sure. DJTweeny: I don't know where he lives, do you? EWeston: A weapon of terror your average dogs nose Cat: He's from Chicago but have no idea where he lives now. lily: cold and wet on the back of your knee EWeston: EW as they say Zooky Fogg: How many pecks will a woodchuck buy on the seashore shoes for the dead: that dog had poor aim, Lily EWeston: What's his credit limit? lily: lol pinholeF200: I've just returned from Rome! lily: I saw that in the deli case ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. llanwydd: if a woodchuck falls in the forest how many deaf people will be catholic EWeston: How nasel for you Zooky Fogg: Depends on the Schill's cut. shoes for the dead: 23 Euros, Zook Zooky Fogg: 3 EWeston: Hold for four shoes for the dead: and cary the bum lily: bids are closed ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:01 PM and TimmMcCoy waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Zooky Fogg: Is that your final offer DJTweeny: Hi Timm EWeston: And cowering llanwydd: hey timm Cat: Hi Timm shoes for the dead: hey Timm pinholeF200: hey Timm Cat: Enjoyed Bummingwith the Boomers Beet: hello, timm llanwydd: another george and gracie film coming up llanwydd: big broadcast of 1937 Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw llanwydd: it has benny goonman and leopold stuckupski shoes for the dead: they went forward into the past and stole the name pinholeF200: loved the Boomer bit about the nursing home-if you lived here you'd be dead by now! Zooky Fogg: I'm singing in my pants lily: GREAT Boomers TimmMcCoy: Hey Pinhole EWeston: I've lost my happy pants pinholeF200: 'sup Timm ||||||||| Catherwood enters with AkAl close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:05 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary. TimmMcCoy: See my "Bumming with the Boomers" www.ppltv.net/boomers.html lily: zook prr up the antena you will get better reception Zooky Fogg: I can whistle too. shoes for the dead: mine only hum DJTweeny: Hi AkAl EWeston: I suspect the Mexican Mole men Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996” at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue1/fz1_04.htm ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Beet: 'lo ak Zooky Fogg: Yes, lily, that would bring a reception. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** A Review Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/uhydk3sd_IQ/TJj_YQf4JjAJ lily: doin a load got any pants Cat: Much fun, Timm Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/page/2/?s=great+internet+broadcast TimmMcCoy: just hangingin Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pictures Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/9716802@N02/sets/72157605125697525/ Mudhead: Thanks for playin this tonight Tweeny. Im really enjoying it. shoes for the dead: from Guaca Beet: Ditto Zooky Fogg: Ill bet I could reach New Hampshire. EWeston: Quick run up that hill and you'll have plenty of pants, maybe some stunded spectaters lily: trippolte TimmMcCoy: Thanks Cat DJTweeny: yw Mudhead :) First time I've heard it all the way through ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cat: I'm going to use a couple of clips from them onthe Phil Austin piece I'm making. DJTweeny: Looking forward to it, Cat ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Cat: Hoperfully finish it in August. shoes for the dead: what is that in Canadian months? cat Zooky Fogg: I heard you some weeks ago Cat and enjoyed that. EWeston: Oh dear ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Vully - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cat: LOL shoes Cat: Yeah, I'm moderately productive. pinholeF200: Does Canada use the metric calendar? lily: bait that breathe Zooky Fogg: I do most things in my pants. I sleep in them often out of some kind of need to be ready for anything. Cat: All our weeks are strong. EWeston: Shrimp today? shoes for the dead: it's the exchange rate lily: I saw the pickle and I avoided it like the plague Cat: audio problems? Gorgonzola: jump cut? Beet: Lost audio EWeston: Pickled shrimp ummm ''Bob'': He's no fun, he fell right over. shoes for the dead: we will continue with the picture................... Zooky Fogg: Anything that pants are good for otherwise Im a free whale in the water. EWeston: Pictmission rather lily: lets all go to the lobby ||||||||| Outside, the 10:14 PM uptown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Bill Murray coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Mudhead: hey, i could listen to silence on my own channel Beet: for some jujubees EWeston: Bill lives agin! lily: co mando zook? DJTweeny: wb Bill Zooky Fogg: With a periscope. Cat: but the sound does not. ''Bob'': Were we supposed to wear pants to this chat room? ''Bob'': Nobody told me. lily: snow caps beet more sugar DJTweeny: We were, of course, wondering if you are perchance an actor, Bill? EWeston: I recognize his nose Gorgonzola: got sound here try a reload DJTweeny: sorry, lost the streamer for a while there shoes for the dead: Aha! Beet: Sound is back ''Bob'': Yay! lily: under where Cat: Yeah, that works. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "10:16 PM and late as usual, it's Ralph, just back from Billville." Mudhead: Yipee!!! DJTweeny: apologies, folks Timeghost: Wha' hop? DJTweeny: wb Ralph shoes for the dead: hey Ralph EWeston: The drwarf maples? DJTweeny: The streamer program quite DJTweeny: *quit* Zooky Fogg: I dont have totall control over it. It can get out of hand. Ralph: anybody else have issues with iPad on this program lily: sticky whicket ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" DJTweeny: it quite quit Timeghost: Quite EWeston: Come back governor. Ralph: can Zooky Fogg: good for night vision anyway. shoes for the dead: that nicecast thang Tween? Ralph: not hear anymore, see y'all next week Cat: good step between Dwarf and Bride Gorgonzola: dang I had to reload was beginning a repeat eat DJTweeny: yes, I use an old version of Nicecast on a very old Mac laptop to stream EWeston: Bu bye Ralph Cat: Ralph shoes for the dead: old line on that reel Beet: sell a car pinholeF200: don't be a spoilsport Zooky Fogg: 35000 midgets descended on DC. EWeston: Shave your legs shoes for the dead: better obscene than not heard lily: don't walk so fast you catch fire EWeston: Knock over walls Zooky Fogg: Why knock when you can ring? Beet: very radical EWeston: Tease people lily: rock clocks EWeston: Knock them aside as though they were matchdticks ''Bob'': He sounds defensive. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Johan Amadeus Myjetski inside, makes a note of the time (10:21 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Zooky Fogg: Stonehenge is a rock clock DJTweeny: Hi Johan lily: outer net shoes for the dead: hey Johan Beet: Yo Johan EWeston: Channeling Viv Stanishall in Mr. Appolo Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo, DJT, Shoes! lily: zook and its magical too Zooky Fogg: Yo Johabens Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Beet ! Are we in Goshen yet? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996” at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue1/fz1_04.htm Rufus_T_Firetween: ** A Review Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/uhydk3sd_IQ/TJj_YQf4JjAJ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Zooks! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/page/2/?s=great+internet+broadcast Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pictures Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/9716802@N02/sets/72157605125697525/ ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Zooky Fogg: A lot more to the structure itself. Zooky Fogg: As many had thought it. Zooky Fogg: I believe in magic. EWeston: Magic believes in me ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bill Murray - dead from the yaws ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| AkAl - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... lily: ho ho ho Zooky Fogg: I use it everyday. lily: its a mackerel EWeston: It's slimy shoes for the dead: great cod Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sounds fishy to me. Probably Pisces EWeston: Shuu ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! lily: don't glounder Rufus_T_Firetween: AirshipAl: Here are the links: 1996 Digital Diner Phil Proctor & Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYUoDHZSkg 1996 Digital Diner David Ossman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB6dWWrf7o 1996 Digital Diner Peter Bergman & Edie McClurg https://youtu.be/NL3Jsr5FNmc 1996 Digital Diner "Anythynge You Want To" Pete Bergman, David Ossman, Phil Proctor, Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI shoes for the dead: kaff laff Beet: This chick is amazing lily: that flounder EWeston: Check his eyes DJTweeny: Pretty wild :) Zooky Fogg: Anybody seen Buzzsaw Beet: wow DJTweeny: nope Ziggy EWeston: The squid took him lily: and more on the way pinholeF200: St Louis has a real neighborhood known as Dogtown Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If this was an improv, it's amazing DJTweeny: Is there a Ducktown? Zooky Fogg: The customer is always right unless your selling oranges and they demand apples. ||||||||| Thirdeye enters at 10:29 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. EWeston: There's a Duxberry shoes for the dead: where all the hep cats live, Pin? DJTweeny: Hi Thirdeye Beet: hello third Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Even when they're wrong, the customer is always right. Cat: Good to see Bergman working with John Simon EWeston: eye Johan Amadeus Myjetski: 3rd I! DJTweeny: A really interesting collection of people for this show Zooky Fogg: I cant endorse that as an absolute. I lost my ID. Gorgonzola: Ducktown Ga, Nc ||||||||| DoubleEdmund bounds in at 10:30 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: interesting, Gorgon Cat: On one of the DOMM radio shows, Bergman complains about Simon stealing his girlfriend. DJTweeny: Hi Edmund shoes for the dead: Ed squared ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" lily: frog level nc DoubleEdmund: Hiya ||||||||| Thirdeye is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:31 PM. Zooky Fogg: I'm officially nobody right now. EWeston: Hey Eddy Cat: I guess Pete was over that by 96 Cat: Ed2 Gorgonzola: the power of goog Tween EWeston: You can get that noterized ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Zooky Fogg: Unless they are left lily: moved my frown to my eyebrows Beet: cute EWeston: All rites preserved Zooky Fogg: But the sand shifts there Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't keep your blues where your shoes should be, as Kate Bush sings... shoes for the dead: all rites perverted EWeston: Then do the limbo lily: sing that tune backwards EWeston: Walk that man backwards for Christmas. With a gas stove over his head DoubleEdmund: Is there anything you don't know? I don't know. shoes for the dead: wasn't that a Monty Python skit? lily: and a paccie' EWeston: Why a platipus? Mudhead: How much longer does this go for Tweeny? EWeston: Goon show Zooky Fogg: I can only take it back as far as the dust cloud myself lily: nap central DoubleEdmund: * sings "Across the Irish Sea...." DJTweeny: about another 18 minutes, Mudhead Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm trailing clouds of glory, myself... ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Nickynooner', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:36 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... EWeston: You got it EE DJTweeny: Hi Nicky Beet: heartwarming? ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" DoubleEdmund: heh heh pinholeF200: is that the missing 18 minutes from Nixon's tapes? shoes for the dead: snap snap Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996” at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue1/fz1_04.htm ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." DoubleEdmund: Anyone got any corn? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** A Review Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/uhydk3sd_IQ/TJj_YQf4JjAJ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/page/2/?s=great+internet+broadcast Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pictures Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/9716802@N02/sets/72157605125697525/ EWeston: I've tryed walking forward. Or walking tothe front. But people just look at me and say its a publicity stunt Johan Amadeus Myjetski: My hipness gauge just jumped! shoes for the dead: scorn? DJTweeny: I think that's it, pinhead ;) Mudhead: was that corn? or porn? lily: blues in the key of blue Cat: You have my poetry show, Tween? I think you've played that. Zooky Fogg: Lets create that missing 18 but dont tell NSA guy. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Chemical Corn Exchange bank? DJTweeny: Ossman is such a hep cat... DoubleEdmund: Can we make tortillas out of porn? shoes for the dead: righton, Daddio! Zooky Fogg: Be you EW DJTweeny: Yes I did, Cat EWeston: The beaker based economy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We've been waiting 100s of years... lily: pull it out from under the rock Cat: This was on that show. Zooky Fogg: Ill split a few blues DJTweeny: May 28th, Cat AirshipAl: Corn porn? In your ear! I('m b-a-a-a-a-c-k! DJTweeny: lol Cat: Recently. That's why I remember it. lily: bubble blue blurr EWeston: There are no purple photons. Howcum? Zooky Fogg: 5 Cs at once is a trick. DoubleEdmund: It's a beaut. No, it's a mountain. AirshipAl: Did I miss Elayne? Cat: She hasn't been here, Al. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: 1st there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is... ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" lily: she never jumped in lily: gorge with george AirshipAl: REminder. Links to video clips: 1996 Digital Diner Phil Proctor & Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYUoDHZSkg 1996 Digital Diner David Ossman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB6dWWrf7o 1996 Digital Diner Peter Bergman & Edie McClurg https://youtu.be/NL3Jsr5FNmc 1996 Digital Diner "Anythynge You Want To" Pete Bergman, David Ossman, Phil Proctor, Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI Zooky Fogg: What direction you walking Jo DoubleEdmund: Temp Humboldt Country resonates here in Australia. EWeston: endangered species only AirshipAl: Gorgeous George? shoes for the dead: Donnovan was too stoned to say valley lily: strong arm of the lawn DJTweeny: The Aboriginies? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Donovan = trippy, fo' sho' DoubleEdmund: Yep Gorgonzola: lol shoes lily: her other utters Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lily, I fear lawn n order AirshipAl: Lily---does that mean no grass? EWeston: Lawm orniments pinholeF200: only Astroturf DoubleEdmund: I guess it's the same for indigines of any colonised country. lily: more grass for rasputin Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You gots it, Airship! DJTweeny: this is the final segment AirshipAl: Mmmm....orna mints. shoes for the dead: lawn ointments Zooky Fogg: Ooh, I must shoo, and thank you all. It really is a pleasure. Ad Astra Firesigners and thanks Tween. AirshipAl: Good for grass breath. lily: by zook shoes for the dead: see ya Zook EWeston: See yah Zooky Beet: see ya zook Johan Amadeus Myjetski: farewell, Zooky! DJTweeny: bye Zooky Cat: Zook DoubleEdmund: Ooroo Zook Gorgonzola: zlong zook lily: sweet snd load EWeston: You've had enuf orina mints ''Bob'': That drink is crap ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: up the ol' washzoo! lily: ornimental ointments EWeston: The site could use a better class of drunks lily: I resemble that srink EWeston: I'm not going to say what they should be used for Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love ol Art! Gorgonzola: ART shoes for the dead: I graduated first in my drunk class EWeston: People as art? lily: no more no less DoubleEdmund: half-pot screamer ''Bob'': I drunk my way through college. Gorgonzola: Wholeflaffer EW EWeston: The navy learned me to drink, but then I forgot Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've been flagged…. :-( shoes for the dead: then art can vote EWeston: Is our art lernin? DJTweeny: lol lily: hit the deck ||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' AirshipAl: deck the halls. EWeston: Watch out for that stray kraken Gorgonzola: And don't take any wooden Indians AirshipAl: Encore!!! Cat: great to hear this again. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: great tune! shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween!!! EWeston: Hard to tell from a stiff drunk though AirshipAl: And don't forget... Mudhead: Good Nite all Johan Amadeus Myjetski: gratitudes to Tween! lily: 'Bob'' AirshipAl Beet Cat DJTweeny DoubleEdmund EWeston Gorgonzola Johan Amadeus Myjetski lily shoes for the dead you folks great and our DJTweeenie is the grand EWeston: The drug test... yah that's it/. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Mud! AirshipAl: Yes. Thanks DJ. lily: fireworks floow me where ever I go ||||||||| At 10:53 PM, Mudhead vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Gorgonzola: What lily said Timeghost: T'anx, Tween; fun, as always! EWeston: By all may the ground rise up to always meet yer feet ''Bob'': Hard to believe there was a whole two hours of Firesign foolishness I'd never heard... Thanks, Tweeny! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: what Bob said! ||||||||| At 10:54 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, EWeston!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Gorgonzola: See you on the funway! Beet: Amazing evening. Loved it. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it ! Cat: See ya'll next week. lily: pearl two AirshipAl: Forget what? ||||||||| Gorgonzola leaves at 10:54 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nickynooner - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| TimmMcCoy - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| At 10:55 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Cat!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week. See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... ''Bob'': Dr. Uh... AirshipAl: Oh. That's what I'm seeing. Trails! Timeghost: I'm ready for my close-up... ''Bob'': I forget, too. DoubleEdmund: see ya, 'ron DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween departs at 10:57 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| DJTweeny is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:57 PM. AirshipAl: Nighty night. or Naughty night. Your choice. pinholeF200: Night all, thanks Tween ||||||||| pinholeF200 says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, pinholeF200 exits at 10:59 PM. Merlyn: thanks tweeny ||||||||| Merlyn departs at 10:59 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| 11:03 PM -- DoubleEdmund left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| DoubleEdmund tiptoes in around 11:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| DoubleEdmund leaves to catch the 11:06 PM train to Australian Capital Territory. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| AirshipAl - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Timeghost - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from jaundice ||||||||| lily - dead from measles ||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
AirshipAl
Beet
''Bob''
Cat
DJTweeny
DoubleEdmund
EWeston
Gorgonzola
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
lily
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
pinholeF200
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
Shanghai'ed James
shoes for the dead
Timeghost
TimmMcCoy
Vully
Zooky Fogg
