||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 16, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| RedPillTweeny waltzes in at 11:32 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| It's 11:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening *** With Special Guest CAT SIMRIL ISHIKAWA ***. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' ||||||||| DJTweeny leaves to catch the 7:00 PM train to Billville. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies DJTweeny into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 7:01 PM, then departs. ||||||||| Outside, the 7:09 PM bus from Texas pulls away, leaving Rufus_T_Firetween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Shanghai'ed James in through the front door at 7:44 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Shanghai'ed James leaves to catch the 7:44 PM train to Shanghai. ||||||||| "7:44 PM? 7:44 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Shanghai'ed James should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Shanghai'ed James enters and sits in the comfy chair. Shanghai'ed James: hi guys ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and Timeghost bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi James, Timeghost ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Timeghost: Hi. What's the link to hear the show? Shanghai'ed James: hi' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening *** With Special Guest CAT SIMRIL ISHIKAWA ***. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' DJTweeny: You can get connected now DJTweeny: Warm-up music starting in a few minutes Shanghai'ed James: anybody know how to access the info.cdp file on the re-issued eat or be eaten cd? Rufus_T_Firetween: Might be something to ask Merlyn when he gets here Shanghai'ed James: I know there's also a "Pictures" folder but no pics ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - warm up music (Steely Dan) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' Rufus_T_Firetween: Sorry, I don't have that version so I don't know :/ ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Ralph inside, makes a note of the time (8:44 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi Ralph Ralph: Hello, friends.......... Ralph: anybody know where i can find a steely dan Ralph: i mean, one that isn't being used ||||||||| Catherwood ushers EWeston in through the front door at 8:48 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi EW DJTweeny: a used steely dan might not be something you'd want lol EWeston: Happy summer eve Tweeny Rufus, and I might know Ralpg EWeston: May be sufferring from Globner's Desease ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Cat', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:51 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... DJTweeny: Hey Cat EWeston: Hi Cat Cat: Great song EWeston: Nobody gonna go Ho Cat? ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:56 PM, dragging BunnyC by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" EWeston: Going to Montana soon. The dental floss tycoon season is opening Cat: I made a video of this song with some Vegas footage. EWeston: Bunnae DJTweeny: Hey Bunny DJTweeny: Would like to see that, Cat ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:57 PM and late as usual, it's lily, just back from Billville." EWeston: I can see that working lily: hi everybodies and what a summer it is and thanks tweenie for all DJTweeny: Hi lily Cat:http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/search?q=Kid+Charlemagne DJTweeny: Steely Dan as you requested :) DJTweeny: cool, Cat EWeston: Everyone here seems stunned Ralph: hello lily. lily: hi ralph Cat: better than stained lily: it is really great stuff cat Cat: lily lily: cat Ralph: haven't heard Kid Charlemagne in a coon's age DJTweeny: It's that darned Electrician, EW! Cat: some of the most ebullient guitar ever ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 16, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" lily: ring tail varment EWeston: The chromium switch struck again? Ralph: the Navel Observatory ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Elmertown." ||||||||| Catherwood leads CeeJayHey into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:00 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi Beet Beet: Evening everybody. DJTweeny: Hi CJH EWeston: Hey Beet, late hey for Liliy Beet: Yo DJ Beet: Hi EW lily: hi di ho ew Cat: surrealist plumber? ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'shoes for the dead', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly. EWeston: AAAHHHhhh a million Freshmen!!! DJTweeny: Hi shoes shoes for the dead: howdy Beet: hi Cat, lily et al ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:01 PM, dragging Nabby by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing – LIVE INTERVIEW WITH CAT SIMRIL ISHIKAWA - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u' EWeston: The shoe's sole knows, don'tcha shoes for the dead: hey Nab Cat: Beet, shoes, nabby, et al Beet: Hi Nab Ralph: howdy, friends.... Beet: Hi shoes EWeston: Farling labby Beet: Never heard this one before lily: lace um up Nabby: 10-4 EW, Beet, Ralph, Cat, shoes, lily, Tweeny & all lily: yeah shoes for the dead: from npr? EWeston: I'm using the puce thread today for my lace Ralph: never heard of it lily: nabby shoes for the dead: he's speaking Canadian! EWeston: there he is ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Ralph: Nabby............ DJTweeny: Hi Nabby Nabby: Cheers Nabby: Go Cat go Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RED SHIFT” at >> http://seemreal.com/redshift/index.htm lily: catherwood champagne for cat please ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to lily and mumbles "Did you want something?" Ralph: I just realized that the capital of Texas is named after Phil Austin shoes for the dead: Red shift is Good! lily: champagne for cat catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to lily and inquires "Something I can help with?" lily: ugh shoes for the dead: so was Phil adelphia EWeston: They moved the capital of ND from Germany Ralph: including the coveted Mark Time award Ralph: there has to be more that one interesting thing about Peter Bergman Ralph: than Ralph: wow lily: really fun cat EWeston: Put that on your resume Liliy? Ralph: you mean Betty Jo Biolosky Nabby: that's really weird Cat lily: what a great tribute EWeston: I am intensely jealus Nabby: indeed CeeJayHey: and there it was lily: I don't need no stinkin resume ew shoes for the dead: if ya don't stop ya don't need to resume EWeston: Few people do, its strange Beet: Just thinking that they are reduced by half makes me sad. Nabby: Interesting Cat it would be great to share lily: thanks cat Beet: This should be fun Nabby: Cat man Ralph: (y) ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Cat: indeed, beet Beet: Yes, thanks, Cat shoes for the dead: Thanks Cat Ralph: great interview Kurt! DJTweeny: Thanks Cat :) Cat: maybe the dalai lama moved to pluto ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: ** Would you like to talk on the air about your experiences with the Firesign Theatre? Have you met them or attended their concerts? We want to hear from you :) Just let me know in chat and you can Skype in to the radio station and tell everyone about it! Cat: there's austin! shoes for the dead: or Charon ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “RED SHIFT” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' Cat: he asked me what the largest roll in the play was. maybe it isnt the dalai lama but that's him Nabby: brigitte bardo Ralph: we'll make great pets Cat: that's doc technical Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RED SHIFT” at >> http://seemreal.com/redshift/index.htm DJTweeny: lol Ralph EWeston: seamless sound effects BunnyC: Great to hear your story, Cat. Nabby: who did the fx Cat lily: gina lola DJTweeny: Merlyn and Doc did a great job on the engineering Cat: that would be doc technical. he lives up to his name. DJTweeny: Doc did the music Ralph: youtube it K Cat: he's one of the main firesign tech guys Nabby: great stuff A1 Beet: This does sound really good. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** RED SHIFT CREDITS - http://seemreal.com/redshift/RSCD_Inside_s.jpg Cat: its very well produced Nabby: thanks Ruf Cat: there's elayne and robin Cat: i needed someone with a british accent and robin is actually british Ralph:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H833o5lnB2E Nabby: Firetribe Cat: thre david and orson ossman Cat: when i called up ossman and asked him if he'd dothis roll alongwith orson and he agreed i was so happy! Nabby: that's great Cat Cat: orson is making movies of his own now. Cat: paperclip was the programe that brought nazi scientists to america Cat: bergman has a joke about it somewhere Ralph: ah yes, veteran's day....... EWeston: Updating our paperclip technology? Cat: was it last week someone mentioned penn gillet's eulogy for phil austin? BunnyC: "A pox on bio centrism!" Ralph: haha or secret immigration technology Cat: i listened to it this week. penn recylced the same story about proctor he told when bergman died. Nabby: really bad puns there Cat love it Cat: notice, the story is about Proctor, not bergman or austin Beet: I tried to find the eulogy and couldn't Nabby: Rather than continuing to seek the truth, simply let go of your views. (Gautama Buddha) Ralph: no time for poetry now! ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cat: so i sent him a message a few days asking what story he'd tell when proctor dies. Ralph: Un-delay! Un-delay! EWeston: More fractile poxes! Nabby: More sugar! ||||||||| At 9:22 PM, Shanghai'ed James vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! BunnyC: Oh, missed the Paperclip reference. Thanks. All I got was the pickle parallel. Cat: he answered, "proctor can't die. i have only the one story." Cat: you'd thikn he could magically make a new one. Ralph: sand-resonant telepathy? EWeston: That's a good atittude Ralph: Hello Dalai ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: Duck! Nabby: Ohm Ralph: ah yes, and then there's Tibet Nabby: Watt ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:23 PM and Lil sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. shoes for the dead: ohm Ralph: the only part of China that isn't part of China ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" shoes for the dead: hey Lil Cat: goodbye tibet and hello china, a line from Radio Now Nabby: Coondun? DJTweeny: Hi Lil EWeston: Drop your amp Snakeskin! Lil: Hi Bozos Nabby: Hey Lil lily:http://pennsundayschool.com/episodes/ 173 at the last part Cat: maybe that's where i got the idea of tibet from Ralph: Cat: thanks, lily Nabby: thanks lily Beet: Hi Lil EWeston: sozoB??? Cat: this is bunnyboy, one of our chat regulars lily: sure EWeston: Sounds really regular Nabby: where's Bunny Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RED SHIFT” at >> http://seemreal.com/redshift/index.htm Ralph: <> Rufus_T_Firetween: ** RED SHIFT CREDITS at >> http://seemreal.com/redshift/RSCD_Inside_s.jpg Lil: Does anyone know Principal Poop? shoes for the dead: carrot stone DJTweeny: I haven't heard from him in ages Lil lily: pair of dice Nabby: hoot mon! EWeston: Not outside the chat Ralph: the Red Planet DJTweeny: and PP's email address I have doesn't work Lil: Me neither Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Lil: Hmmm. Miss him DJTweeny: me too :/ shoes for the dead: Boomers is great! EWeston: He's fun Ralph: tumbling paradise EWeston: Plutonium tumbling die Ralph: he stood right up! EWeston: Every time you goosed him lily: wondering weeds shoes for the dead: Die, Cube. Die Nabby: Tibet or not Tibet? Ralph: thatch is the question EWeston: Death to spell checker! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" lily: weather is nobeler Nabby: natch the thatch! Cat: another word about penn and teller. on the proctor and bergman interview album A Short History of Proctor and Bergman on the road, Bergman is riffing about how successful their touring show was. he remarked,"if he had continued on that level, we would be penn and teller now." EWeston: Knees are knobbier Nabby: arch is oboler shoes for the dead: "oboler"? Cat: penn has gone from being a homeless juggler following proc/berg around to their definition/aspiration of success. EWeston: My keystone finally dropped Ralph: stop smoking that stuff you petulant flaunt Nabby: Yes Obeler http://www.digital-eel.com/rtsf/files/archO.mp3 shoes for the dead: yodleing with an oboe ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Beet: Are Pen and Teller the same huge draw they used to be? EWeston: I'm saved! All my flaunts will now be foresquare Nabby: Oboler lily: tv show Cat: the chairman mao character is another former chatter, though he was here for the austin wake. forget his name, but a professional actor in texas EWeston: Tall skinny dark guy? Ralph: they were visited by no less than Debby Harry last week.... lily: ho ho ho its magic Cat: they have a show now on broadway, beet. must be drawing em in Nabby: arch = lights out host & honcho Ralph: Debbie shoes for the dead: but of course! Beet: cool lily: roll it over its not so dead on that side Cat: penn says on his sunday school podcast that they lose money on broadway compared to what they make in vegas, which i assume is a fortune Cat: i'm not very happy with my acting on this. Nabby: yeah that makes sense and they would know Ralph: this is the In-Car Nation Cat: that's merl Cat: carnation instant breakfastr was one of their first ads. Ralph: not bad for the '90s EWeston: Good artist's are usually their own worst critics Nabby: One Fish Two Fish Red Shift Blue Shift? Cat: thc: take home carnation. its amazing they could get away with that on the radio then lily: see even better with you give the info bubble cat ty DJTweeny: hehehe, Cat DJTweeny: good one Nabby: I thrived on Carnation Instant Breakfast for about two years DJTweeny: I doubt the advertizers had a clue ;) ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Ralph: mmmm, i love thc shoes for the dead: still use the stuff Cat: i prefer my thc in another form Ralph: i make my own, out of roasted cannabis leaves lily: mourning carnations EWeston: My stash is reduced every Thrusday evening Ralph: your slurring yor language lily Nabby: it will turn you schizo though lily: right left ralph Ralph: yay EW EWeston: Who said that! Ralph: (thud) shoes for the dead: it's thay trick keyboard, Lily Nabby: well that's what I heard on facebook EWeston: He was so young, so... Cat: lol Ralph: "what a sap she had..." lily: glass jaw tabacccooo lily: who said I spell spell Cat: what you should be hearing here is the evaluation of martian comporsition slowly change into a list of buddhist precepts EWeston: Look for a sprained lip shoes for the dead: hey NSA guy DJTweeny: cool Cat: there's austin again Nabby: hug a cop today! Cat: sounds like russel brand's plan shoes for the dead: cop a hug today EWeston: Will a State Trooper do? Beet: I'm enjoying this. Great job Cat. lily: copper kopper krupkie Ralph: I wonder if Allen Ginsberg ever heard this Nabby: It depends EW shoes for the dead: they usually do what they want, EW EWeston: I'm traveling tomorrow, so the opportunity may arrise Cat: no it wasdwritten after hisdeath ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:42 PM and pinholeF200 steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. shoes for the dead: arousal of a trooper is illegal here BunnyC: Nice to hear Grover make a guest appearance. Ralph: Kill Death Beet: Hey, pin. EWeston: Bet Pinhole is confused? Cat: i was going to give allan a copy of Neal Amid when he came to vancouver but he died before the trip Ralph: haha shoes shoes for the dead: hey Pin Cat: firesign performed at his memorial event in LA Ralph: wow Cat EWeston: I'se glad you tole shoes ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Nabby: hi pin pinholeF200: No more than usual EW, hey beet & shoes ||||||||| Nabby rushes off, saying "9:44 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" shoes for the dead: neat, Cat Cat: i'm really happy that Neal Amis has been heard and approved by Neal's son and wife Caroline ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'AirshipAl', just granted probation at 9:44 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Cat: She was very happy with Phil Austin's portrayal of her husband. shoes for the dead: hey Al Cat: hi al Beet: Evening, Al. DJTweeny: Hi Al pinholeF200: Howdy Al EWeston: Hey my voice is all squeeky now?! Ralph: cool Cat AirshipAl: Evenin' all! Cold's got me down. Just woke up. Grrrrrr.. Cat: i think this is astonishing acting, dave and phil ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:45 PM, dragging Nabby by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" Nabby: Wha? Wha' happened? AirshipAl: What did I miss? Cat: my play is still on, nabby. it's really long EWeston: An imposter! March that nabby away! Nabby: Never stopped listenin' Cat lily: corn row his hair Ralph: this Buddha's for you Nabby: No I'm the real Nabby and I can prove it Nabby: See?
Nabby proves it. BunnyC: ... song ... Cat: this might have been written by bunnyboy lily: ooh shoes for the dead: veeryone Om along! EWeston: Yup totally different Nabby: great stuff Cat Cat: i used a lot of musicians on these plays, forget who wrote what Ralph: great tune Ralph: I am tired of certainty Nabby: follow the bouncing bong shoes for the dead: nothing but grace? EWeston: Top off my budda with some sprinkles ||||||||| llanwydd enters at 9:49 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger. llanwydd: good evening folks DJTweeny: Hey Llan Cat: hi llan Nabby: llan EWeston: Ilan lily: two bits shoes for the dead: Llan! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RED SHIFT” at >> http://seemreal.com/redshift/index.htm Ralph: haha EWeston: Blast!!! ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** RED SHIFT CREDITS at >> http://seemreal.com/redshift/RSCD_Inside_s.jpg llanwydd: how's everybody? Nabby: We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. (Gautama Buddha) BunnyC: Tibet Your Life is getting laughs from me. AirshipAl: Gonna take my leave. I need to grab a bite to eat. Anyone have any groat clusters? Ralph: it's time to play, Tibet your life! DJTweeny: Doing well, Llan, how about you? Cat: eat well, al
Nabby offers Al some fresh clusters. EWeston: Wanna depfrost some Chili? llanwydd: not too bad here shoes for the dead: here ya go, Al lily: bye al llanwydd: nite al Nabby: later Al AirshipAl: Nice. Heavy on the 30 weight. I'll try to get back soooooooooon ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" llanwydd: his name looks like the name of a steak sauce pinholeF200: nite Al Cat: ralph spoilsport in my play! EWeston: Ralph arrises again llanwydd: but it probably isn't Ralph: my moment of glory shoes for the dead: Hp? lily: in harmonic hell EWeston: Just repeat it at a universal harmonic...and Bob's your uncle Nabby: damn machine dreams keep impinging llanwydd: no, A1 Beet: See ye Al. Nabby: whatever that means Ralph: there's a familiar voiee shoes for the dead: sounds good, tho Nab llanwydd: we are golden llanwydd: ... lily: the warmth of the winter Budha llanwydd: three stooges! LOL EWeston: I've gone puce lily: here no seek no seep no Lil: Oh T^weeny EWeston: Know I no that 1 CeeJayHey: the stars just burn Cat: that's the best acting i've ever heard, ossman and proctor Nabby: pretty cool Cat shoes for the dead: Thanks Cat! Ralph: (y) Lil: Will Phil be joining us ahead or after his birthday?
Nabby applauds EWeston: Fun. LIke to hear it again lily: great recording thanks cat and tween Beet: That was cool ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - “SHACK OUT ON THE ALIEN HIGHWAY” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> Part of the BOX OF DANGER collection - https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook **' Timeghost: That was interesting, and fun! Nabby: let's get a link up Cat Cat: its online,ew. you canlisten at your leisure. Ralph: best intermission routine DJTweeny: indeed, Timeghost EWeston: Hokay Lil: Holy crap who's yelling Lil: I can shout, don't hear you ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Red Shift here >> http://seemreal.com/redshift/index.htm EWeston: an unexpected inception with a blunt object? Nabby: Ty Ruf shoes for the dead: it's a Canadian word Rufus_T_Firetween: yw Nabby Cat: the fact that they wanted me to write plays is itself wondrous, ,not to mention actaully briging their vast acting skills to the projects Lil: Yes, thanks Cat BunnyC: "It means 'clouds'" cracked me up. Nabby: right shoes lol EWeston: Wonderful in many ways Cat, keep at it. DJTweeny: This buddhist writers will get you into trouble every time ;) ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv Nabby: lol Bunny Ralph: hHhHh DJTweeny: This is from the XM Radio series they did EWeston: Reincarnating in the middle of a script can be tricky Lil: Didn't realize how much I'd miss Austin DJTweeny: yeah :/ Cat: sounds famliliar shoes for the dead: so is rescripting a carnation ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Elayne in through the front door at 10:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hey Elayne Elayne: Evenin' all shoes for the dead: hey Elayne lily: hi e how ya feelin? Cat: in carnation, with comedians. pinholeF200: hi elayne Elayne: Alan's here? Alan's here!! Wow, I didn't think you were that computer savvy Alan! Cat: hey el. we just heard you and robin earlier this evening Lil: Hi E EWeston: Yah need a .000001 pen to start with Elayne: I know, Cat. That's why I waited to come on chat :) Beet: Hi E Cat: you two have great voices. it was like having hg wells and his agent here now Elayne: Oh dear :) lily: great hearin ya e EWeston: Agreed Lily Elayne: Well, HG is tuckered out now, and I'm not far from it. A deaf and almost blind cat towards the end of her life, with a piercing meow, will do that to ya. Cat: sounds tuckering Elayne: Grid bless her, we've had her for 18 1/2 years now. Elayne: Still eating, still missing the litter box, still attempting to bat at me. In some ways she'll always be a kitten. shoes for the dead: she's had you for that long, El Cat: yes, they always are. EWeston: The spirits of our animal friends will find us again. Losing them is hard Nabby: back Elayne: But I will admit, I look forward to the both of us having a normal sleep cycle again. Nabby: Hi Elayne Cat: normal is good Elayne: She's more Robin's cat than mine, the way she imprinted on him. But she's the only girl cat I've ever owned, so yeah, when it's her time we'll miss her. Elayne: Then we'll probably sleep for a month. ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! pinholeF200: normal is a setting on a dryer lily: fluffy love Elayne: Yeah, she has fluffy love for Robin and fluffy tolerane for me. shoes for the dead: Norml is a pot lobby Elayne: This isn't working, I can't even see the screen to type. Lil: Where is this piece from Tweeny Cat: seeing is good Elayne: Sorry I didn't come on when Alan was active, I see he's fading now. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Elayne: Me too. DJTweeny: This is all part of The Box Of Danger Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv ||||||||| Elayne rushes off, saying "10:07 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Lil: Thanks Ralph: and he was the biggest he had seen DJTweeny: Originally from the XM Radio series they did Lil: Nice EWeston: Loose tred on the tredmil! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN XM RADIO PERFORMANCES - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/ - do check it our, bevause they recorded video of them all working together around the table as they were doing the radio shows ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| AirshipAl - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Beet: I need some cheese Rufus_T_Firetween: *check it out lily: retread with thread Cat: al has drifted off shoes for the dead: cheesey dialog Rufus_T_Firetween: *because lol (sorry, rented fingers) EWeston: Some nitious in the airship shoes for the dead: catch the mooring line!! Cat: there's mark time lily: pure o2 EWeston: There's the Boss Ralph: the real thing Lil: Columbumbumbia lol EWeston: Which reel? lily: gold Ralph: incredible lily: outta of sinks Lil: Never heard this stuff it's great EWeston: Them strikes , again ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Ralph: turn that down EWeston: No existentialists! Timeghost: This is all new to me, too. shoes for the dead: no thanks pinholeF200: existentialists? do be do be do EWeston: I've just put one out lily: bozo briefs Cat: you should all get Boxof Danger. lily: bozo boxers shoes for the dead: mandatory Cat: as i recall, taylor jessen was talking abou putting the XM shows up on their download store. EWeston: Boxing briefs. The painful underwear lily: thong/ganny pants war EWeston: Don't look lily: over the shoulder EWeston: Brain Bleach Stat! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Track Liste for BOX OF DANGER - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod Rufus_T_Firetween: Ye Olde Track Liste Rufus_T_Firetween: A really fine collection of Nick Danger material - 4 CDs Beet: Some great material on Box of Danger Lil: Yes lily: echo Beet: I need to tune in the latest Boomers On A Bench episode. EWeston: Blutewurst over Broadway shoes for the dead: in here EWeston: Where's Dwayne? Cat: yeah phil is really turning them out lily: give some reguard EWeston: Ware the Bugrabbit Beet: Masturbatory? EWeston: He hasn't had his shots pinholeF200: watch out for the philatelists shoes for the dead: use your hat, Beet Cat: bergman was always trying to find what he could get away with. EWeston: A STD like you wouldn't believe Ralph: Bear Whiz, the beer that can't wait BunnyC: Bye, all. Twuz fun! DJTweeny: One gets the impression that the scripts were anchors to try to keep things from going too far astray ;) lily: alone with my self ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... DJTweeny: Bye Bunny EWeston: See yah Bunny Cat: we're already adding literary value here lily: bye bunny Cat: by bun Ralph: solong, Bunny shoes for the dead: by Bun EWeston: No talks cheap lily: time fly Cat: they could do this all day Beet: Nite Bunny BunnyC: After months of knowing this happens this is the only time I've gotten here and listened! Hopefully not the last. EWeston: House fly Cat: come again, bun shoes for the dead: come back soon, Bun!! lily: fly by EWeston: Hoptoad pigeon toed nematode shoes for the dead: fruit flies like a banana Timeghost: toad away lily: fly paper letters pinholeF200: eats shoots and leaves Ralph: time flies like an arrow EWeston: Its fun to see them tire and carry one away ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Cat: sounds like lebron james shoes for the dead: a joke going backward in time ||||||||| "10:29 PM? 10:29 PM!!" says Catherwood, "AirshipAl should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as AirshipAl enters and sits in front of the fireplace. EWeston: To the first pratfall lily: stick that in yer wormhole DJTweeny: wb Al Cat: it' AirshipAl: I'm back and satiated. Anyone wanna share a Ma Rainey's moleskin cookie? Cat: it's roxanne pavement DJTweeny: Elayne ws looking for you earlier shoes for the dead: the pratfall of Eve Ralph: the three thousand millionth Alien Awards Show EWeston: I'm lining mine with erotic matter lily: clean it off first Ralph: hold it right there EWeston: Can't get good adhesion if yah don't AirshipAl: I miss Elayne. Damn. I always forget to wipe 'em first. Old age is getting the better of me. EWeston: Begabbers! lily: ok cough shoes for the dead: if ya hold it wrong, it pees on you EWeston: Crivens! Cat: sounds like life, shoes lily: dribble glasses in the rear EWeston: right below the X-ray specs Cat: hire canadians. please. lily: lol cat pinholeF200: hire people with hooks DJTweeny: Canuks work for loonies EWeston: And humps Cat: hopefully our loony in chief will be out of a job this fall shoes for the dead: with noses as long as your arm DJTweeny: a conservative, I take it pinholeF200: and clumps--tight clumping works for cat litter but not for gravy EWeston: You guys got a carbon tax that seems to be working Cat: in bc, yes DJTweeny: who getsthe tax, and how is it spent? EWeston: We're using it as a model for Washington shoes for the dead: not like the carbon tacks, which crumble AirshipAl: Can Papoon be president of the U.S. AND Canada? Cat: i could look it up. Cat: maybe ew will know. EWeston: It's an exchange of one tax removed another replaces to source as a tax DJTweeny: hmmmm shoes for the dead: what? lily: AirshipAl Cat DJTweeny EWeston lily pinholeF200 Ralph shoes for the dead Timeghost gonna jump out you are a great group thanks tweenie for another fine fine show and cat wonderfun Cat: thakns for dropping by, lily EWeston: We're dropping the sales tax by a point, and eliminateding the B&O tax DJTweeny: You're very welcome, lily ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Beet: nite, lily Timeghost: Later, lily lily: gone in a bozo minute AirshipAl: Til we meet again. shoes for the dead: by Lily EWeston: The price of hydrocarbon will slowly raise as replacement funds pinholeF200: night lily EWeston: Oh yah Nite Liliy ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| BunnyC - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: In BC they simply reduced their income tax rate Nabby: take care everyone, thanks Ruf & Merl & Tweeny, and have a great weekend to boot ||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' EWeston: Bye Nabby, has fun DJTweeny: You too, Nabby Beet: See ya later, Nab shoes for the dead: se ya Nab Cat: by nab AirshipAl: Nite. EWeston: What what Lil: Bye bye shoes for the dead: what what Lil: This stuff is really funny DJTweeny: it is :) EWeston: Good shite Lil: It's breaking the fourth wall Cat: this is oddly resonant with red shift shoes for the dead: ..........rehearse this shit............. Lil: I love that technique DJTweeny: Thought it might be, Cat EWeston: Vera vera mystic Lil: We can always count on Tweeny DJTweeny: always taking requests, folks... shoes for the dead: up to 20 if he takes off his socks EWeston: The spongeBob Budda Cat: yes, phil was quite obssesed with cartoonsin his later years DJTweeny: next week likely The Great Internet Boadcast Of 1996 Cat: that's quite good EWeston: Earth Worm Jim was the last one I enjoyed Timeghost: can'y wait shoes for the dead: thanks Tween! Beet: This was fun. Nice to see everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. EWeston: I'm gruntled Chow! Cat: thanks always tween ||||||||| "Hey EWeston!" ... EWeston turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:48 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! AirshipAl: Not responsible Lil: Yep thank you Tweeny Cat: true enough, tween. Timeghost: Night nite, it's time for bye-bye ||||||||| 10:49 PM -- Cat left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Lil: Thank you for that last comment Tweeny Lil: Bye all Ralph: thanks DJ AirshipAl: Same Fireheads. ;) Ralph: The Wheel ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" DJTweeny: yw everybody! :-) pinholeF200: Thanks for laffs Tween--saw Duck Soup today, found some of your roots DJTweeny: Seemed appropriate, Ralph DJTweeny: Love Duck Soup AirshipAl: Back to the shadows again! Lil: True enough Ralph: good stuff Lil: C'yall DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:52 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:52 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs DJTweeny by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| pinholeF200 leaves to catch the 10:52 PM train to St. Louis. ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| lily - dead from measles ||||||||| Nabby - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and junguy plummets into the garden at 11:05 PM. ||||||||| junguy runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's junguy?! It's 11:06 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| AirshipAl - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Lil - dead from jaundice ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from jaundice ||||||||| CeeJayHey - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Beet - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Ralph - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Timeghost - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "11:33 PM? 11:33 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mr. G Unit should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mr. G Unit enters and sits in front of the fireplace. ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mr. G Unit - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
AirshipAl
Beet
BunnyC
Cat
CeeJayHey
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Lil
lily
llanwydd
Nabby
pinholeF200
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
Shanghai'ed James
shoes for the dead
Timeghost
