||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 09, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood ushers RedPillTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (8:58 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 9 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 9:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 9:21 AM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving RedPillTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| It's 9:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 8:07 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' ||||||||| Catherwood leads Rufus_T_Firetween into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:08 PM, then departs. ||||||||| Shanghai'ed James steals in around 8:21 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Ralph into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:30 PM, then departs. ||||||||| No_Swiss_Picnic enters at 8:31 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. No_Swiss_Picnic: wassup? Ralph: just waiting for the Electrician.... No_Swiss_Picnic: you can say that again. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - warm up music (Gene Krupa) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' No_Swiss_Picnic: what's th' Tween spinnin' tonite? Ralph: there's an echo in here DJTweeny: Hi Ralph, Picnic, James Ralph: yo DJ DJTweeny: Cat asked for Roller Maidens Shanghai'ed James: hi. DJTweeny: not sure after that just yet No_Swiss_Picnic: you just played it? DJTweeny: I played in in April, yeah DJTweeny: but apparently Cat wants to hear it to celebrate Austin :) DJTweeny: Do you guys have any requests from Box Of Danger? Shanghai'ed James: I contacted Laugh.com about my EOBE order. They admitted they had server problems DJTweeny: Sorry you had problems :( Are they resolved now? Shanghai'ed James: so they sent me a copy AND gave me a refund ||||||||| The_Giant_Rat waltzes in at 8:37 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: cool, that's the way to do it :) DJTweeny: Hi Rat Shanghai'ed James: I got the Boom Audio-only dvd from ebay yesterday ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:38 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Doug Krentzlin', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:38 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... DJTweeny: Hi Al, Doug ||||||||| Shanghai'ed James leaves to catch the 8:40 PM train to Shanghai. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Shanghai'ed James plummets into the garden at 8:40 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:40 PM, dragging Fleabitus Mexicorn by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" DJTweeny: Hi Fleabitus Shanghai'ed James: and got the mfsl two places on ebay Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco: I've always wondered who did Regular Boinklin's voice. The Ozzie impression is beyond hysterical. DJTweeny: Cool, James :) ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Doug Krentzlin: Roller Maidens is my favorite non-Firesign Firesign album. No_Swiss_Picnic: yeah rm's always been the best solo, but i like htf as well. Doug Krentzlin: "Well, it ain't no Swiss picnic here, pal." Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco: DK -- No question, but how many are we, non-Firesignly speaking? Doug Krentzlin: Don't you mean: "Who is us anyhow?" DJTweeny: You Are Here, Player No_Swiss_Picnic: who am us? Doug Krentzlin: "We're one of you and you're one of us...Maybe...Possibly." ||||||||| Catherwood says "8:47 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs The_Giant_Rat by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco: OK by me. How mant non-Firesigns, besides RMFOS, are there? HTF? Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco: s/b how many ||||||||| Catherwood ushers EWeston into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:50 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi EW EWeston: Nice three dollar bill Tweeny DJTweeny: It even has Papoon's picture on it EWeston: It'll pay for that new mobious wrench that I've been lusting after ||||||||| Catherwood leads Beet into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:52 PM, then departs. Beet: Unusual big band fare for chat night. Evenin' everyone. No_Swiss_Picnic: P & B did a few... but more vignettes, less "prog" :^ ) EWeston: Beetster ur early. Beet: Occasionally ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Beet: Hi EW TweenSwiss EWeston: Captain inna house ||||||||| Catherwood enters with lily close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:54 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the sitting room. EWeston: Hi Lily Hilow DJTweeny: Hi Beet, lili lily: Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco Beet DJTweeny Doug Krentzlin EWeston Fleabitus Mexicorn lily No_Swiss_Picnic Shanghai'ed James Ralp low all and tweemoe thanks for the great invite ||||||||| Notnerb sneaks in around 8:54 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: *lily ||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Fleabitus Mexicorn - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... No_Swiss_Picnic: catherwood needs a long rest. ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to No_Swiss_Picnic and inquires "Someone mention my name?" Ralph: hallo lily lily: Mr DJTweenie great music Beet: Hi lily Ralph: don't we do it in the road here at Ralph Spoilsports Motors DJTweeny: I love big band, and Krupa especially :) ||||||||| Cat enters at 8:56 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJTweeny: Hi Cat Ralph: there he goes....... Beet: Detectives lily: everybody lindy DJTweeny: and for something which is not Gene Krupa ;) lily: or limbo ||||||||| Catherwood ushers jahgust into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:57 PM, then departs. Cat: Not feeling well tonight. No chat for me. Hopefully see y'all next week, eh EWeston: I got a Lundy in the fridge DJTweeny: as long as it isn't limbaugh EWeston: Take care cat Beet: Yo Jah DJTweeny: Sorry Cat, please feel better soon Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco: Q: How do you change a $3 bill? A: [?] jahgust: Hey all! Beet: Get well soon Cat man. EWeston: Just a condemned Limburger. lily: take care cat jahgust: Feel better Cat! Notnerb: Recover quickly CAt EWeston: I heard Rush is pissed cause Trump is stealing all his schitcks No_Swiss_Picnic: th' missus is home. gotta bail. nite all. ||||||||| No_Swiss_Picnic leaves to catch the 8:59 PM train to New York. ||||||||| Lil enters at 8:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. lily: say hey cheeses Beet: Nite Swiss lily: hi lil EWeston: Fromash Beet: Howdy Lil Lil: greetings all ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 09, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" lily: groody goda EWeston: Appy summer Lil ||||||||| TimmMcCoy bounds in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:00 PM, dragging Merlyn by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" Lil: thanks EW and you too EWeston: There's merly in my soup TimmMcCoy: Is the ENTIRE Box of Danger being broadcasted tonight? jahgust: Lil! TimmMcCoy: BTW, Hi Fireheads! ||||||||| Neil tiptoes in around 9:01 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." Beet: Hi Timm Beet: Hi Merl jahgust: Timm! Merl! TimmMcCoy: Hola Beets! EWeston: Sounds like Everything You Know is Wrong Timm lily: hi timm DJTweeny: Hi Tim, Merlyn, Neil DJTweeny: Hi Notnerb TimmMcCoy: I know that, but was told thet Box of Danger tonight at 9pm Beet: Hi Neil DJTweeny: Tim, I'm changing it back Notnerb: FB said Roller MAidens... EWeston: You know more than me then, and this isn't that albums start DJTweeny: It was Cat's request to play Maidens, and he can't join us tonight DJTweeny: so tonight WILL be Box Of Danger Notnerb: I think everything when knew is wrong Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco: My fave, but not RollerMaidens EWeston: I'll put my hat on then Notnerb: Now I realy want Cat to get well... TimmMcCoy: Got it Roller Maidens. Cool ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'PPoet', just granted probation at 9:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly. lily: we roll we rock we are DJTweeny: Hi Poet Beet: yo poet EWeston: A Poet an he kno it Notnerb: True Lily PPoet: How do? DJTweeny: Would you all like to hear Roller Maidens after all? PPoet: Ci DJTweeny: OK Notnerb: Show yourself ||||||||| shoes for the dead enters at 9:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJTweeny: Then I'l play some BOD after it shoes for the dead: howdy DJTweeny: Hi shoes EWeston: Give that shoe the vote ||||||||| Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco rushes off, saying "9:05 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Lil: I like this one jahgust: Penn Gillette did lovely tribute to Phil and the boys and talked about how he followed P&B on one of their tours. DJTweeny: Hi Lil Lil: where is that tribute? jahgust: He did it on his podcast Penns Sunday School. Beet: Where is the Penn Gilette tribute? Lil: thanks ja shoes for the dead: that went well with Earth vs flying saucers jahgust:http://pennsundayschool.com/episodes/ Episode 173 PPoet: Thanks Jahgust...found it. Beet: Yes, thanks. lily: ty jah ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing – Phil Austin's “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> https://laugh.com/product/phil-austin-roller-maidens-from-outer-space/ **' EWeston: nice enononciation shoes for the dead: hah hah Ralph: I must say, I was lured into this pseudocast by the prospect of a Box of Danger TimmMcCoy: Later on play some "Not Insane!" Notnerb: Thanks Tweeny! DJTweeny: Ralph, I'll play some after the album, and can play more next week Ralph: there, I said it ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" ||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cat - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... shoes for the dead: I like the cue man DJTweeny: You Guy Motor Detective is part of the Box Of Danger, Timm :) ||||||||| Catherwood ushers dude in through the front door at 9:10 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. shoes for the dead: C'mon Jesus!!! EWeston: Alrites preserved Ralph: Red Greenblack and the Blueboys? EWeston: Yup Notnerb: Loved working into a late night board shift. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln DJTweeny: Hi dude ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Notnerb: Wonder I never got fired lily: Ihear a banjo ||||||||| Doug Krentzlin rushes off, saying "9:11 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" EWeston: Nice bass line Ralph: Run Lily DJTweeny: lol Ralph shoes for the dead: aw sweet Jesus stop for gas lily: ralph drawn like a moth to flames TimmMcCoy: CARHOOK!
Ralph D EWeston: Ware the quantum butterfly, he hasn't had his shots ||||||||| "9:13 PM? 9:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Doug Krentzlin should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Doug Krentzlin enters and sits in front of the fireplace. lily: flutter butts shoes for the dead: in this universe, EW shoes for the dead: hey Doug EWeston: You just wait till he gets his green card shoes for the dead: Aliens must register! lily: hello ladies Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Here's the Track List for Box Of Danger >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod EWeston: I'll just scan him on my video Rufus_T_Firetween: please peruse and let me know what you want to hear :) shoes for the dead: hwta? TimmMcCoy: I hear that train a comin'...wait...nope... ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" EWeston: You have to detect something before you can register it, or them DJTweeny: The nusic on this album is soooo good Lil: Are there ladies here? Where? Lil: Yes the songs are very clever DJTweeny: The music is good also ;) lily: lil so u n me lol ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:19 PM and Tabacco sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. EWeston: A chance for Phil to to work over the music Notnerb: Wore this one out twice on vinyl Lil: Oh! LOL Lily shoes for the dead: switchblade pitchforks! ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" lily: is that banjo back Shanghai'ed James: I'm gone. see ya later :) DJTweeny: Hi Tabacco ||||||||| "Hey Shanghai'ed James!" ... Shanghai'ed James turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:21 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... EWeston: Some bango like guitar pickin Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln Tabacco: Hey, I love this record since I was a kid! TimmMcCoy: "The women are all acting weird" lily: sjsdf;l'af shoes for the dead: moaning mysteriously DJTweeny: It's a good one, Tabacco :) EWeston: You missed there's still one vowel Tabacco: Did these characters ever re-appear in other FST records? I can't think of any. DJTweeny: Not that I recall shoes for the dead: nick exon lily: just acting weird ew and that how i normally type EWeston: Dirk Primate and Nick may be relatives DJTweeny: Ah cool, they list the band members in the liner notes Tabacco: Nick Exxon! EWeston: My three hands sometimes get in each others way ||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Neil - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... TimmMcCoy: Some Jamaican huh? Tabacco: Disappeared the highschool. That's a reference. EWeston: Getcher salamie spears Tweeeny lily: get yer third hand outta there EWeston: They smoked all the Thia sticks DJTweeny: Catherwood, please get everyone some salamie spears ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone some salamie spears. shoes for the dead: noir rapping TimmMcCoy: Whos serving Martini's? EWeston: Oh I never tell it anything lily: yeah man dirty Tabacco: This sounds a little like it inspired "In The Next World You're On Your Own". ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! shoes for the dead: noooo!! lily: catherwood dirty martinis for all ||||||||| Catherwood ignores lily EWeston: Something in the programing I think lily: die of thirst in this chatroom ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" EWeston: But the insurance won't cover that shoes for the dead: two chanels at once lily: byoeverthing DJTweeny: Could be, Tabacco ||||||||| Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco waltzes in at 9:29 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. shoes for the dead: here's some Groats, Lily DJTweeny: wb Al lily: thanks shoes are they in clusters? shoes for the dead: still warm too Tabacco: Let'em drink cake! EWeston: Wonderful rant by Peter Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco: technical issues. thank you. I should have guessed Austin, TX, DJ. I'm in Eugene, lily: not all bozos like pie Beet: Hello Al DJTweeny: Hey Al EWeston: That's metaphysicly absurd Lily jahgust: Fried Chicken Ins co. Tabacco: Who does this DJ voice? Fried Chicken Insurance... lily: choked up ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: Their bills come presoaked DJTweeny: The announcer is Austin, I assume shoes for the dead: what about the band, Tween? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln Rufus_T_Firetween: band members listed there ^^ ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Elayne into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:34 PM, then departs. Elayne: Evenin' all! Elayne: Greetings from non-Comic-Con! DJTweeny: Hey Elayne Notnerb: Hello Elayne! EWeston: Heya Elayne lily: hi e Elayne: Can't stay long, bad tummy. Have to be closer to reading room. Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco: Hello all-- Al. Sorry. Who is doing Regular? Thanks Rufus, I'll check. lily: forestscope DJTweeny: Sorry about the stomach, Elayne :/ ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! shoes for the dead: hey El EWeston: More leaden farts upon a stage E Elayne: Me too, Tween. Not sure what happened but it's been bothering me all day. Elayne: Actually, I blame guacamole. Elayne: Damn. BRB lily: e hope ya feel better soon Beet: Something in the Guac? EWeston: The guts wildlife can be intrusive sometimes shoes for the dead: blame it on the guacamole was an old tune lily: are you supposed to store guacamole in the bathroom Beet: Hope you feel better, E. EWeston: So was one tonna mayo DJTweeny: To the tune of Blame It On The Bossa Nova, shoes? Tabacco: Nick Exxon is sort of a weird version Ralph Spoilsport shoes for the dead: both b-sides shoes for the dead: yuppers Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco: That's not guacamole. EWeston: Noir theme music lily: it feel into its groove shoes for the dead: Jesus? he's gone EWeston: Memories of Peter Gunn Tabacco: Gater Slabs! EWeston: Under or over planked, for your convienience Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw EWeston: Havin real square fun! lily: clodhooper central Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil needs lots of YouTube 'Likes' on that series, if you would... shoes for the dead: the ground is a hummin" EWeston: Dual violins is different Elayne: Back, barely. lily: oh i can not type Rufus_T_Firetween: 'twin fiddles', EW ;) Rufus_T_Firetween: must have been some nasty guacamole, Elayne EWeston: We can forgive an extra o Lily lily: have done tween shoes for the dead: jesus? to stall for time? Tabacco: That background music is perfect. Rufus_T_Firetween: lily did me when I wasn't looking? lily: thanks ew I see the right letters they just move sometimes EWeston: Not a thing I've heard done that way Tweeny Elayne: This is what I'm thinking, Tween. Robin has similar effects. The guac goes bye-byes tonght. EWeston: I'm typing in semi darkness myself Beet: Any nice hallucinations? lily: any which way but truce DJTweeny: Robin too? ehhhhhh shoes for the dead: move the truck, EW ||||||||| Catherwood leads pinholeF200 in through the front door at 9:44 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. EWeston: Maybe the cat. I'll check back with you on that after further, investigation Elayne: Well, Robin's a sickly boy, he's affected by a lot of stuff. This time it affected both of us so we're pretty sure we know what it is. DJTweeny: Hi pinhole shoes for the dead: hey Pin ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Beet: hi pin lily: under every rock EWeston: Can't the power trains froze up solid pinholeF200: Hey Tween, shoes, Beet and all EWeston: Pinny Elayne: Damn. Off to lie down. I'm sure I'll be right as rain next week, all. shoes for the dead: I'm no transistor ||||||||| At 9:46 PM, Elayne vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! lily: nite e cu DJTweeny: You and Robin rest well, Elayne Beet: Get well soon, E. EWeston: Be of easy rest E shoes for the dead: jjjesus lily: resist the capacity EWeston: Resize preemptively Notnerb: It's not me! lily: its just made of aluminium EWeston: Cat just pushed his nose into my leg. I count that as proof that he's real DJTweeny: You named your cat "Stuffed"? ||||||||| Outside, the 9:49 PM bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Johan Amadeus Myjetski coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi Johan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw lily: I another life I was a can opener shoes for the dead: hey Johan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln Beet: Yo Johan ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" EWeston: He calls me target Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm down, trailing clouds of glory diesel, I'm down Tabacco: I'm a toaster. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Beet! EWeston: Who you gonna marry toaster shoes for the dead: who are you toasting? lily: a toast to toasters everuwhere Beet: No Nabby tonight? ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." shoes for the dead: a toast to toesters Beet: Hello NSA guy EWeston: Said the eternal chairman, holding the eternal chalice of eternal champaign DJTweeny: Haven't seen her so far ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:52 PM and late as usual, it's Gypsy sick wrench, just back from Funfun Town." lily: the left evening Beet: Evening Gypsy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: e-wrecked dick? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya Gyp! lily: its clinging Tabacco: What a trip. EWeston: To what? ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| TimmMcCoy - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... pinholeF200: America's only detective! lily: static ew and anywhere it wants' ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - “YOUNG GUY MOTOR DETECTIVE” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> Part of the BOX OF DANGER collection - https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook **' EWeston: Good thing its not the cat lily: is the static in yer eye shoes for the dead: Radio Prison! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv EWeston: So that's what those flashes were about lily: dark room sparkelets shoes for the dead: deadly Aji-no-moto ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Gypsy dick wrench', just granted probation at 9:58 PM", then leaves hurriedly. lily: I had a friend in Japan would speak like this thinking she was speaking Japanese EWeston: Now its just the big wall of Mars shoes for the dead: hey gypsy DJTweeny: Hi Gypsy lily: ooh on the end of words lol shoes for the dead: grid wall? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. EWeston: Grate wall ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ''Bob'' in through the front door at 10:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi Bob lily: boneless beef EWeston: Hi Bob Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv shoes for the dead: hey Bob ''Bob'': Hi guys! Beet: Hi Bob lily: tea house of the august danger EWeston: They were reposessed shoes for the dead: whta? ''Bob'': I think of this sketch every time I eat stinky cheese. :) shoes for the dead: what? Beet: I thought I was the only one who remembered the Brando movie EWeston: They threw out the ghosts, very hexpensive, and decdide it was better with ghostd lily: sound just like it beet pinholeF200: no Buddhist writers either lily: ty tween EWeston: Shines Fourshems DJTweeny: yw lily :) lily: penny loafer shoes for the dead: organ Leroy lily: wind tip EWeston: I can't get a raise EWeston: The heels don't help lily: where is your poon tonight shoes for the dead: a pen in the basement EWeston: Fightin the giant spiders. Rough infestation lily: lol lily: not enough creak EWeston: Bout ready to break out the flame throwers lily: just don't name them ew shoes for the dead: they will be glowing then!! lily: bursty flamy smokey ||||||||| "I'm going to The Portrait Gallery" says Notnerb, and leaves. EWeston: It makes a nice late four fireworks display shoes for the dead: char 'em lily: shoot that off your head EWeston: The kids cheer as they race in flames down the road EWeston: Oh Deadly rubber spider jahgust: Oy. My peepers are heavy tonight. Sorry for the snoring Catherwood. Nothing personal... ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to jahgust and asks "Did you want something?" lily: I don't ever remember that drunk ||||||||| Notnerb has arrived at the appointed hour of 10:09 PM. jahgust: I need a snootfull Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood hands a snootfull. ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Merlyn - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Gypsy sick wrench - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... lily: and there is a decade thats a little fuzzy EWeston: I loosing millinia all night pinholeF200: she's no fun she rolled right over shoes for the dead: octo glomerate lily: here ya can have one of mine EWeston: This millinia is bugged! Beet: Must be something going around. Regulars dropping out all over the place. shoes for the dead: mine ie doped!! EWeston: Good stuff? lily: extra time for good lily: don't blackout in a blackout shoes for the dead: skink cheese EWeston: But what happenned to the organ? shoes for the dead: Leslie took it lily: ya gotta puump it lily: sorry EWeston: S'ok but watch out for Leslie pinholeF200: butt first? that's no way to enter this world shoes for the dead: leave one ot later like I do, lily lily: ypu picked a fine time to tell me ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "10:17 PM and late as usual, it's Kirk, just back from Elmertown." lily: thanks shoes heavy fist type lily: yeah EWeston: We've had some really good quality time these days ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - “FRAME ME PRETTY” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> Part of the BOX OF DANGER collection - https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook **' DJTweeny: Hi Kirk EWeston: Not like that cheap chinese time shoes for the dead: all time is quality, EW jahgust: Was it Misssing Shoe or Lawyers Hospital the last thing Ossman did with FST before leaving? Ralph: Noah Vail lily: zoom zoom shoes for the dead: U.S.Plus time Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" EWeston: New production machinery? It has a really smooth feel shoes for the dead: tastes like pork ||||||||| thelonesomebeetnik sneaks in around 10:19 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." lily: mor pork ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." DJTweeny: Hi beetnik EWeston: Availikbke at your convienience in Twodor, Foredor, and Mooredor shoes for the dead: they added a second last week lily: itty bitey pool shark Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv Beet: howdy beetnik Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ shoes for the dead: that number is disconnected pinholeF200: are those pages officially unofficial or unofficially official? EWeston: And that word is in the shop for repaire Rufus_T_Firetween: Officialy Fireheaded lily: and the best for a lugh lily: if thats the kinds thing ya like Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw EWeston: Read that in lugh for all? DJTweeny: much chuckles, yes :) shoes for the dead: expensive here to get work done on foriegn words ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Tabacco - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Gypsy dick wrench - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| AirshipAl steps in at 10:25 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: Hey Al AirshipAl: Anyone need a knocker? shoes for the dead: hey Al AirshipAl: Hi Dj! pinholeF200: knockers for everyone, Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to pinholeF200 and inquires "Would you like something?" EWeston: I uaually crate them up and ship them back to the factory, for good results AirshipAl: Hey Shoes. lily: laugh and the world laugs with ya AirshipAl: What did I miss? lily: obsidian EWeston: Hi there Al person EWeston: The world ended shoes for the dead: the lights went out, Al? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv lily: one hour 40 min al] ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." ||||||||| "10:27 PM? 10:27 PM!!" says Catherwood, "mach313 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as mach313 enters and sits on the couch. AirshipAl: I'm looped er out of the loop. lily: hey but we love ya anywho EWeston: Its that time of year AirshipAl: Hi EWeston. DJTweeny: Hi mach Beet: Hey, Al. AirshipAl: Beet! lily: if you don't moon it it will die Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv mach313: evening,all! AirshipAl: Just watched "Exorcism" just the other day. It'll be included on Taylor's DVD project. shoes for the dead: this would be fun to watch lily: hi 313 pinholeF200: hey mach EWeston: Hi Mach Beet: Hello Mach AirshipAl: Drinks are on me. I'm a mess. Let me clean this up! DJTweeny: shoes for the dead: this would be fun to watch << I'll bet there's lots of this sort of thing on the new video DVD lily: your grits have been prekissed DJTweeny: Cool about Exorcism, Al EWeston: Funny saying from the SR-71 drivers,"You've never been lost till you've been lost at mach 3 Beet: What are we drinking? AirshipAl: I'm going to stick to herbal libation. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: Catherwood, roll a coupleof bombers ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to DJTweeny and says "Would you like something?" shoes for the dead: I have a Moss, Beet Beet: Healthy stuff? AirshipAl: Doc says I'm getting too fat. I need more exorcism. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" EWeston: I wana domino Beet: I'll take a Moss, thanks. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" shoes for the dead: here ya go lily: I know I had some air somewhere AirshipAl: Do you folks watch my Anythynge video I posted earlier this week? DJTweeny: I haven't seen it yet ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Beet: Everything's turning blue. DJTweeny: e a link for the folks? lily: thanks al yep yep DJTweeny: *Have shoes for the dead: mine is on a shelf next to poon cage,lily Notnerb: Link please Airsip Beet: Haven't seen the video yet.. AirshipAl:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI Beet: Thanks Notnerb: 10Q Airship AirshipAl: (y) lily: careful not to get them mixed up shoe EWeston: I forgot about it but hope to get to it after I slow down in a week or two AirshipAl: That was from the Great Internet Broadcast. lily: what did you file that under DJTweeny: reminds me, I need to play that EWeston: What was I saying danger DJTweeny: (the GIB of 1996) lily:http://pennsundayschool.com/episodes/ 173 ||||||||| Merlyn tiptoes in around 10:36 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn lily: don't put that back in the tuna mach313: hey merl EWeston: No he's got my back lily: don't make me chortle pinholeF200: I get my back into my living EWeston: He's had dental work AirshipAl: When ya have time, I added some more videos. They're all here. https://www.facebook.com/notes/firesign-theater/firesign-video-links/10153050798601275 shoes for the dead: I make a good chortle tho........... lily: thanks al shoes for the dead: use skink cheese lily: sassy shoes sassy ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Kirk - dead from the common cold ||||||||| thelonesomebeetnik - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: Floss after condumption lily: thats what e has and cat EWeston: Finikey...don't ask lily: its rumptastic AirshipAl: By the way, did you listen to my Phil Proctor video I posted yesterday "The Candy Bar Song"? DJTweeny: That was pretty wild, Al lily: brilliant al lily: I needed chocolate for afters DJTweeny: you did the video for that, Al? ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" AirshipAl: I've got so many "hidden" files. EWeston: Mine likes to set her hair on fire for afters lily: ty for sharing AirshipAl: Yeah, DJ. I downloaded candy bar photos and then found the photo of Phil & Melinda. shoes for the dead: I don't facebok, Al are the vids elsewhere? EWeston: Fair warning I calls it lily: lol cough sputter AirshipAl: No Shoes but the links should work for you. EWeston: Chocolate work too. lily: melty sweelty AirshipAl: Actually, you may notice the links lead you to YouTube. shoes for the dead: ok EWeston: 60% or > cacao lily: where the elite meet to DJTweeny: AirshipAl: Yeah, DJ. I downloaded candy bar photos and then found the photo of Phil & Melinda. << very cool :) DJTweeny: Thanks so much for all your efforts, Al lily: make it dark like the night EWeston: Fulla the flavins! ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" AirshipAl: My pleasure. I was an only child but my parents taught me that sharing was cool. lily: you the bomb al not hindenburg AirshipAl: Oh the humanity. I'm a stoner craving chocolate but need to lose weight. You might call it girth control. DJTweeny: hahaha jahgust: I feel your pain Al. ||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' jahgust: Oh sorry I should have asked first before I felt your pain... lily: what is life without chocolate I don't want to live there DJTweeny: lol Jahgust pinholeF200: there's two of everybody but me! ||||||||| Catherwood leads Porcelin_Astrolabe in through the front door at 10:49 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. shoes for the dead: you're drunk! AirshipAl: No problem. I can sneak a couple of squares a day. DJTweeny: Hi Porcelin EWeston: Have a pod DJTweeny: unfortunately, the show is about over :/ AirshipAl: We're podcasting now...or are we? DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern jahgust: I thought the show was about Nick Danger? shoes for the dead: that's not a well-rounded diet, Al ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" lily: don't threaten us tween we want to stay ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! EWeston: There's always room for another pod jahgust: Lily throws down the gauntlet! AirshipAl: Well Shoes, I'll take what I can get. lol AirshipAl: Actually, I cut out pasta for a month and lost 3 pounds. EWeston: Go long! lily: my bags are packed I am movin into the chat room Notnerb: Thanks for a good one! pinholeF200: Thanks Tween/Kurt see ya next Thurs! AirshipAl: I'll just sit here in the waiting room until next week. lily: AirshipAl DJTweeny EWeston jahgust lily pinholeF200 Porcelin_Astrolabe shoes for the dead thank you all for the laugh and DJTween you are the best EWeston: I had a goodun and the cat too, I think bye folks Beet: Fun this evening. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. shoes for the dead: thanks Tween!!! ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" ||||||||| Notnerb rushes off, saying "10:52 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| At 10:52 PM, EWeston vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! lily: will try jahgust: Catherwood make up the couch for Lilly! ||||||||| Catherwood gives up the couch for lilly. ||||||||| At 10:52 PM, pinholeF200 vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! DJTweeny: SorrThanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... jahgust: Night Tween! lily: I have found my niche ''Bob'': Thanks Tweeny! AirshipAl: I still have this obsidian door knocker. Darn! DJTweeny: Thanks for listening :) jahgust: Funny I found my Nephew! AirshipAl: It was fun, Want your door knocker back? Ralph: applause lily: don't need it got my own DJTweeny: Until last time, again... AirshipAl: Yes, apple sauce is healthy. ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| mach313 - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| At 10:55 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Rufus_T_Firetween!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| "10:55 PM? I'm late!" exclaims DJTweeny, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden. lily: soooo AirshipAl: a needle pulling thread jahgust: soos yer uncle?/ AirshipAl: Al be back....hopefully next week. In case you missed the links: https://www.facebook.com/notes/firesign-theater/firesign-video-links/10153050798601275 ||||||||| At 10:57 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Ralph!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... AirshipAl: Time for a square of chocolate. G'night all. jahgust: Night Al!
AirshipAl ) ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" jahgust: i need to finish the relative suuccesion of relative jokes with... I will see you all soon across this Aunt Hiill! ||||||||| "Hey jahgust!" ... jahgust turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:59 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... AirshipAl: Oh brother! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 11:00 PM. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| AirshipAl - dead from The Plague ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| lily - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws ||||||||| PPoet - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Porcelin_Astrolabe - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Doug Krentzlin - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| dude - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
AirshipAl
Al ''Nature Boy'' Fresco
Beet
''Bob''
Cat
DJTweeny
Doug Krentzlin
Elayne
EWeston
jahgust
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
lily
mach313
No_Swiss_Picnic
Notnerb
pinholeF200
PPoet
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
Shanghai'ed James
shoes for the dead
Tabacco
TimmMcCoy
