||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 04, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Outside, the 4:51 AM downtown bus from Christiansburg pulls away, leaving Clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 5:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Clem - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| DJTweeny steals in around 6:02 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening *** With Special Guest PHIL PROCTOR ***. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' ||||||||| 7:45 PM: Rufus T. Firextinguisher jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: Hi Firextinguisher DJTweeny: any relation to Firefly? ||||||||| "7:48 PM? 7:48 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits on the divan. Rufus T. Firextinguisher: Not on your life! Rufus T. Firextinguisher: Not in this lifetime... Rufus T. Firextinguisher: Doing this on a portable device is too frustrating! DJTweeny: The chat doesn't work well? Rufus T. Firextinguisher: I'll try to get back when I'm at a computer... DJTweeny: OK, hope you can join us DJTweeny: If you can't an archive will be available Rufus T. Firextinguisher: Thanks ||||||||| Catherwood ushers ja into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 7:55 PM, then departs. ||||||||| ja hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's ja?! It's 7:55 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| "7:59 PM? 7:59 PM!!" says Catherwood, "James should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as James enters and sits in the comfy chair. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Hi James James: hi :) DJTweeny: There will be music at the bottom of the hour James: great DJTweeny: Nino has you in Shanghai again James: thats odd ||||||||| Captain Equinox sashays in at 8:19 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos! DJTweeny: Hi Capt ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening *** With Special Guest PHIL PROCTOR ***. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' Captain Equinox: Looking forward to hearing from Phil. DJTweeny: Should be fun :) Captain Equinox: He's always a hoot ||||||||| It's 8:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus T. Firextinguisher - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Rufus T. Firextinguisher into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:27 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - warm up music (Paul Simon) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' ||||||||| It's 8:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus T. Firextinguisher - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 8:44 PM downtown bus from Portsmouth pulls away, leaving jahgust coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi jahgust jahgust: Hey come back, I left my shoes on that bus! jahgust: Hey Tweeny! Captain Equinox: Welcome in DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give jahgust another pair of shoes ||||||||| Catherwood brings jahgust another pair of shoes. jahgust: Hey Cap! jahgust: Aw Thanks Catherwood. They inflate nicely! ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside jahgust and mumbles "My ears are burning..." jahgust: Well put your ears out with the cat Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood snubs jahgust ||||||||| "8:50 PM? 8:50 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Stlouielou should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Stlouielou enters and sits in the comfy chair. Stlouielou: Hey now! ||||||||| Cat steals in around 8:51 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." Cat: Hi folks Stlouielou: Hey Cat DJTweeny: oops jahgust: Cat! DJTweeny: Hi Cat, louie DJTweeny: the streamer quit for a second there jahgust: Is she down Tweeny? I lost the pitchmission. DJTweeny: should be back now jahgust: Yep I refreshed. I am so superstitious. Cat: it's back for me ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DadSir2U falls out at 8:54 PM. DJTweeny: Hi DadSir Cat: 2U DadSir2U: Headlock. or Hello ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:56 PM and llanwydd bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. llanwydd: evening folks DJTweeny: Hi Llan Cat: Llan llanwydd: is this graceland? ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 8:57 PM", then leaves hurriedly. llanwydd: hi merl Merlyn: hey Cat: I bet Proctor will draw lots of chatters tonightMerl ||||||||| Outside, the 8:58 PM uptown bus from Denver pulls away, leaving EWeston coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Cat: EW llanwydd: hey wes DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn, EW ||||||||| Outside, the 8:59 PM bus from Virginia pulls away, leaving Dexter Fogg coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| 8:59 PM: Ralph jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" llanwydd: two wests tonight ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:59 PM and ''Bob'' bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. EWeston: Cat Tweeney and alot of other folks yow! Cat: Hey Dex! Ralph: Hello, friends............ Cat: Bob ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 04, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cat: Ralph EWeston: Ain't seen Dex in a while DJTweeny: Hey Dexter, Ralph, Bob llanwydd: who am i ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's PaulSimonHater, just back from San Jose." Dexter Fogg: Darn…I put the balls on the other side. ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'lily', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... DJTweeny: Hi PSH ''Bob'': Hello, dear friends. :) EWeston: Your left hand's keeper? Dexter Fogg: EW - I may not be the Dex you're looking for. EWeston: Lily's in lily: ''Bob'' Cat DadSir2U Dexter Fogg DJTweeny EWeston jahgust lily llanwydd Merlyn PaulSimonHater Ralph Stlouielou hi you fols and thanks Tween for a great time to be here DJTweeny: Hi lily Cat: Lily EWeston: A Dex in any strume Dexter Fogg: If I have committed Chat etiquette sin I will sign off and rename! jahgust: Hey Lil! PaulSimonHater: Hey Tweeny! Looking foreword to Mr. Proctor tonight! lily: hey tween hey cat Dexter Fogg: Anyone else think Uncle Phil looks and has the mannerisms of Jack Lemmon? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cat: Still living inj Greenwich Village, Dex? Dexter Fogg: Not me - different Dex! Cat: Aha EWeston: Both actors actors. Both on the short side ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cooper plummets into the garden at 9:03 PM. Dexter Fogg: Same mannerisms - check ou thte latest Boomers on a Bench. DJTweeny: Hi cooper jahgust: I just can't do it! Cat: cooper Dexter Fogg: What a hoot : "…or at 16K for dial-up users…" cooper: Hi guys! I just hang for Dr. Memory. lily: great stuff Captain Equinox: honk honk ||||||||| Catherwood escorts squeeze_the_wheeze inside, makes a note of the time (9:04 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. jahgust: Procmer! EWeston: Goodun Cat: Squeeze Dexter Fogg: Fake ring tone... llanwydd: you're making the doctor unhappy Captain Equinox: sounds like a princess phone. Dexter Fogg: LL - good one. squeeze_the_wheeze: howdy all i hope all is well Dexter Fogg: 'sup wheeze? jahgust: degraded audio! Merlyn: Dave's not here EWeston: Test it again llanwydd: degraded and dehumanized squeeze_the_wheeze: got married and I forgot to inflate my shoes...but here i am ||||||||| t swist sneaks in around 9:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Dexter Fogg: Yea Phil! Merlyn: He's talking from the bottom of a coffee can llanwydd: lol Cat: It's Proc squeeze_the_wheeze: Went to colorado, boght meds and was up for a week but I am coming down jahgust: Let's fucking eat! Dexter Fogg: This sounds like a schtick from Electrician DadSir2U: that's the steel box Dexter Fogg: (We can't talk here!) EWeston: It fits! ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies t swift into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:08 PM, then departs. llanwydd: hi swift llanwydd: poor phil Dexter Fogg: Glutonoto! On the radio tower again! EWeston: Modern technology is your friend Dexter Fogg: This is Walter…This is Walter... lily: aluminium llanwydd: what do you expect? he ate the microphone Cat: Swift ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'kestrel74', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:09 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... Dexter Fogg: Hello Phil... jahgust: Darn this technocray anyhow! Cat: kestrel ||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Stlouielou - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "Hey llanwydd!" ... llanwydd turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:10 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... lily: the music is falling out of his ears EWeston: Just when we needed technologyical cray cray Dexter Fogg: Is Phil on the chat as well? EWeston: Theoreticly kestrel74: earth to Phil ||||||||| PaulSimon sashays in at 9:11 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. lily: earth to earth EWeston: communication is dubious Dexter Fogg: Please state your first name... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Johan Amadeus Myjetski in through the front door at 9:12 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Dexter Fogg: Yea! Cat: Finally jahgust: We got it!! EWeston: Shit happens. Eurica! where's that bath towel ''Bob'': He's got glaubner's disease! Dexter Fogg: so can we! Captain Equinox: COOL PaulSimon: I studied Phil for many years. I'm a proctorologist! Cat: Johan Merlyn: until both hands across the ditch can hear each other press the big button ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:13 PM and late as usual, it's Lil, just back from Vermont." Lil: Hi bozos! Cat: Lil jahgust: Yes Phil is kinda scary! EWeston: Hi Lil Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening all! Dexter Fogg: Boomers! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiiqBtMJY3o Lil: Hm couldn't pick a more exotic place for me Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood fors Lil. ||||||||| Dr Schollsmoleskin steals in around 9:14 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." kestrel74: Hili L squeeze_the_wheeze: hi there johan Cat: Good news, Phil Lil: LOL Cat, EW Dexter Fogg: He really sounds and inflects like Jack Lemmon on Boomers... Cat: I can see the similarity, Dex Cat: Moleskin Dexter Fogg: throw a towel over it! Dr Schollsmoleskin: (smile) Lil: ***** Mack and Jamie are on the same bill as FST on an Evening at the Improv Captain Equinox: They're a stitch! Lil: Hi K74 lily: thw work is flawless Merlyn: The Boomers on a Bench youtube channel is this: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:17 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom. Elayne: Evenin' all! Cat: Elayne Merlyn: hi E EWeston: Elayne velcome jahgust: Hey Elayne! lily: hi e Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Elayne! lily: we do Lil: Aloha E Elayne: No word yet from Chromium Switch on when the INSIDE JOKEs will be online, but Gedwillo has the lot! Elayne: I'm hoping he cross-links to the Firesignal pages out of IJ from the Four-Alarm FIRESIGNal link. Cat: That would be great, El ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cat: Taylor was on chat last week Dexter Fogg: When there's news, there's never enough... Elayne: I have them all PDF'ed, I suppose I could go over them myself, but at 80 issues I don't relish it. Elayne: I can't believe that was a decade out of my life... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:20 PM and llanwydd waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Cat: Hideous news, Phil Lil: That's a damn shame Phil Dexter Fogg: Bastards. Ralph: oh god that is so awful Captain Equinox: Assholes. EWeston: ugly yes jahgust: No No No Damn! Catch these effers! Lil: Hi lloan Dexter Fogg: Hoover... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: These guys will be asked to leave the future immediately Cat: lol phil jahgust: OOOhhh Roooobb! EWeston: Things aye lily: no way we all do it ||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| PaulSimonHater - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| cooper - dead from the common cold ||||||||| t swist - dead from the common cold ||||||||| kestrel74 - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Ralph: I just bought tickets to see Dengue Fever EWeston: It left me dry ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:26 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Bunnyboy: Did I miss The Hoove? ||||||||| Dr Schollsmoleskin says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Dr Schollsmoleskin exits at 9:26 PM. EWeston: Mid heave Cat: Bunny Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A case forNick Danger? Bunnyboy: Oh, there he is. Hiya, Phil! Bunnyboy: et. al. Bunnyboy: "and the rest". Dexter Fogg: What happen to Little Artie? ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas BB jahgust: Hey Bun! Bunnyboy: There's a doll in every drop. EWeston: It brought us Happy Pandit too Cat: A pot stew. What a good idea. Lil: Still funny the Bride Dexter Fogg: I am completely wasted, though…. Bunnyboy: I love Relent! Elayne: Hey Bunnyboy! Captain Equinox: I love it. It's better than Phil remembers it. Bunnyboy: Hey! Dexter Fogg: It goes in, it must come out. Lil: I would agree Captain E Bunnyboy: Pulled it off...like a man? Dexter Fogg: Hey Phil, how's your new eye? Bunnyboy: No flies on GRAVEROBBER'S ROADSHOW. Captain Equinox: You Bet, BB ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:30 PM and pinholeF200 waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. pinholeF200: I'm exercising my right to open carry of a Greek grape Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Alright pin, drop that grape! EWeston: That grape has a mean left Cat: Good point, Phil Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You're right EW Lil: Very true that Phil ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'SidFudd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:32 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... Bunnyboy: Hiya, Taylor! Elayne: Hang on, which one's Phil? Cat: Here's Taylor Elayne: Or is this some audio you're listening to? Ralph: Burbank, California...... James: i love the surround stuff DJTweeny: Hi Taylor Dexter Fogg: Elayne - use audio link... Elayne: I'm extremely lost in chat tonight... jahgust: Hey Taylor Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Tremendous influence is an understatement Elayne: Thanks DFogg, I thought it might be the audio. Ralph: People often ask us, why do Warner Brothers records sound so good? Dexter Fogg: Phil is on. SidFudd: Who's playing the part of Phil Proctor tonight? Lil: SCTV was also like that Elayne: No audio for me tonight, not staying long and have no ability to concentrate. Lil: Had a cult following Bunnyboy: El: Think of it as "Chat Minus One". Dexter Fogg: Phil Proctor himself, Fudd... Lil: and a huge influence Elayne: Did Tween do an interview with Phil? Dexter Fogg: Elayne - you're missing live Phil Ralph: it took me two or three tries also jahgust: Phil is live via Skypophone! Elayne: OK, I've turned on my iTunes, or yourTunes, or whatever. Ralph: Noooo, not Downton Abbey?? lily: the best Dexter Fogg: Animals without backbones hid from each other or fell down. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm sitting here listening to Phil live ! How wild is this? Ralph: how about Colbert/Stewart/Letterman Dexter Fogg: One organism one vote! Pets for Papoon! Dexter Fogg:ah Clem!! ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Dexter Fogg: Yes Phil - Staying power! Elayne: Interesting, I never saw the fair in Bozos as being government-run, but it makes perfect sense. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" EWeston: Its all in the past now money changes everything ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So, this is the next world? Ralph: This is worker speaking Cat: Jack Poet Volkswagon Dexter Fogg:Ah Clem is Edward Snowden lily: Hello NSA person EWeston: Creative revolution today! Ralph:http://www.sciencealert.com/new-research-suggests-that-our-universe-could-be-a-2d-hologram ||||||||| PaulSimon scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's PaulSimon?! It's 9:41 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies miss hathaway into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:41 PM, then departs. Dexter Fogg: Thanks Phil... jahgust: Phil you still put me through too many changes! SidFudd: why sure I can lily: always EWeston: Evenin mam SidFudd: Can I call into a number right now? I'd be happy to chat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right, jahgust! Captain Equinox: Thanks Phil - Love and Hugs from Charlie in Evanston. Dexter Fogg: Bastard whores of Babylon... EWeston: Disco Fans jahgust: Let's find em! Cat: We'll do our best, Phil ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and AirshipAl plummets into the garden at 9:43 PM. Ralph: Facebook to the rescue! lily: when did this take place? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Air! Ralph: it's a great script idea if nothing else EWeston: Xenon does not a good lifting gas make jahgust: Oh no! Poor other Phil! Cat: Hope Austin is ok. Dexter Fogg: Deputy Dan! Elayne: Oh no, did Phil just call for Deputy Dan? DadSir2U: Consider us deputized EWeston: I'll buy a hat! Ralph: Felons to Justice! miss hathaway: this badge is lovely. Dexter Fogg: Shoes for Industry! jahgust: Yes sir! I will don't follow the balls when they make the street! lily: Deputy Lily at yer service Ralph: lol Captain Equinox: Deputies of Danger! ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cat: 3/4 of a century Lil: Unbelievable Phil Lil: Comedy keeps us young eh Merlyn: makes a girl think Ralph: Nothing is surreal to me anymore Ralph: Reality is way weirder than fiction pinholeF200: Happy early birthday Phil jahgust: I always have surreal for breakfast! Ralph: it was his birthday already, in the future? ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:47 PM and late as usual, it's Hideo Gump, just back from Chesapeake." Dexter Fogg: Hello Hideo. Cat: Hideo Ralph: not Joseph Smith?? EWeston: Religion and people do not mix well Dexter Fogg: OM….OMMMMM………..Range... Ralph: YES EW.... the fiction of Eternity pinholeF200: My DVM is autoranging for ohms Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Brown paper bags, anyone? EWeston: The irritation of an old mattress Ralph: pollutes natural intuitive function miss hathaway: AMMMMMMPS VOLLLLLLLTS jahgust: Ha! a Lapsolith! Ralph: ahhhh yessss, L Ron Hubbard Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Chevvys, miss hathaway? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" miss hathaway: the new Pope is cool though Cat: organ leroy, at his organ again. Ralph: Bingo Phil pinholeF200: and the 50-voice St. Louis aquarium choir Captain Equinox: the Hubbardites Bunnyboy: Who are we? We are sausages! Ralph: Universalist Unitarianism jahgust: ...well by God!
miss hathaway plugs in her Chevy Van and that's alriight with her Bunnyboy: With eyes! Captain Equinox: sausages with eyes EWeston: Being gang tackled by the Norman Chubbyknukle Chior miss hathaway: syrup won't stop 'em Ralph: Amen brother Phil jahgust: Now I want sausages! lily: truth lol Dexter Fogg: Help me into this parachute... EWeston: I hope the green part is parsley pinholeF200: let's all chip in for some whole beef halves Dexter Fogg: It's where robot's rules of order don't apply, Phil... Ralph: haha EW Dexter Fogg: Yes! Audio theatre! Cat: So do those of here, Phil miss hathaway: The first law of robotics is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE LAWS OF ROBOTICS Dexter Fogg: Helionaut's Bolt-A-Drome! Ralph: Here Now Festival, with Mark Time and David Ossman Ralph: including the Betty Jo Biolsky Award Ralph: Biolosky Dexter Fogg: Melanie Haber…? SidFudd: The third law of robotics is: "If you didn't serve humanity before, you HAVE to serve humanity" Ralph: Audrey Farber? Merlyn: Hey! No prompting, Melinda Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh no, not Nancy?!? Ralph: Gary Sandy was a stud in WKRP EWeston: Surreal Law of Nancy. You never go full Nancy Ralph: Owensbury, Kentucky? Ralph: Owensbury, Kentucky? EWeston: Maybe he's shy ||||||||| Malmberg in Plano steps in at 9:56 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. pinholeF200: there's an echo in here...in here....in here Ralph: this is sooo much fun Lil: Phil sounds like an exceptionally busy guy1 Ralph: hahaha jahgust: What did you say? jahgust: What? Ralph: The Sex Addict.... that should go over well ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We can't talk in here ||||||||| 9:57 PM: Peter Protector jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" jahgust: What? Dexter Fogg: He's not….for sale. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We can't type in here EWeston: Metaphysicall absurd anyways Peter Protector: I just came out of this little doggie door here... Ralph: Adventures in Odyssey? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Pete! EWeston: Your doomed. So is that exploding dog ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Ralph: Polehouse?? lily: cool jahgust: The beeells...the beeeellss! Cat: robots rules of order to not apply ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." miss hathaway: domo arigato mister robocall Malmberg in Plano: Did anyone lose this door knocker? Bunnyboy: Need the spelling. "Polehouse" could bring up some links of interest... Ralph: happens to the best of us ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dexter Fogg: Tell us about Italy! EWeston: Crazy works Hi Melinda! Bunnyboy: Thanks, Phil! Thanks, Tweeny! lily: thank you Ralph: Thanck you Proctor Phil EWeston: I chip all my doorknockers jahgust: Palm Springs eternal... Ralph: hahaha Bunnyboy: Thanks, Off-Mike Melinda!...(sings) living a life apart... Lil: lol BB Malmberg in Plano: he he her her jahgust: What a blast! Bunnyboy: Thanks for flogging yer vox, Phil! lily: booggey wooggie Ralph: may you stay forever young Phil lily: its the humagity miss hathaway: i love strawberry spoletto Cat: good for melinda Malmberg in Plano: The following has been brought to you by... EWeston: The beginning Ralph: please, miss hathaway, you're arousing the natives jahgust: He's not your son Luke...he's your Father... EWeston: Fab scene Dexter Fogg: Thanks Phil! Lil: It's been wonderful Phil!!! Cat: what a treasure trove of information, Phil. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, I noticed my native was aroused Ralph: see you on the Funway! Cat: Thanks, Phil. pinholeF200: Thanks Phil and Kurt, missed a little and will have to double back later lily: Secure your keys ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" EWeston: S icro on on? DadSir2U: Thanks! jahgust: Ha! I love when they do the ...ad ..ic ..it! Lil: Later Phil, thanks for being here! Bunnyboy: "Lucky Leif"...where'd he end up, anyway? squeeze_the_wheeze: What a awesome and fun interveiw jahgust: Later Phil! lily: ta ta ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Ralph: you done gone and outdid yoself DJ DJTweeny: That was fun :-) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Farewell Phil! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> http://www.amazon.com/Bride-Firesign-Theatre/dp/B00005NQK4 **' Malmberg in Plano: "Luke, I am your son!"... Waitaminite, line! lily: the best tween thanks Cat: indeed, tween ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" jahgust: Thanks for doing that Tweeny! Lil: That was fantastic Tweeny thanks for guiding a great interview!!! Ralph: hey, there's not room enough in this town for the both of us!! Ralph: The Daily Wank EWeston: Set down for a hand of 7 card taro Lil: It's amazing that Phil is up for doing this again :-) pinholeF200: should be honored on Father's Day! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I like taro chips... Ralph: having fun ladies? Ralph: pull it off like a man!
miss hathaway blushes EWeston: Deep fried, ummmm Lil: You must feel exilerated Tweeny DJTweeny: Quite, Lil :) EWeston: Babelizer films
Lil -D Ralph: whaddya say we go for a walk under the dwarf maples DJTweeny: Hope we can get a Firesign on once a month ;)
Lil -D lily: when was the robbery tween? Lil: Yes, wouldn't that be great Ralph: (y) DJTweeny: I don't know, lily Ralph: I have never heard this lily: thanks EWeston: Focus group off the portly bow Bunnyboy: Gotta pitch a fork. Nite, kids! lily: no a lot of clues in my shoes ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Peter Protector - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Hideo Gump - dead from the yaws ||||||||| AirshipAl - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Elayne - dead from the common cold ||||||||| t swift - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... lily: nite bunny EWeston: Bye Bun
Bunnyboy carries a flame and stomps out. Cat: By bun pinholeF200: Later BB Ralph: (there's an Echo in here...) miss hathaway: yaws was scary, especially when the shark ate that man ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:10 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bunnyboy by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite BB! EWeston: Its slipped its leash again DJTweeny: You're on :) Ralph: have you ever been eaten by a shark, miss hathaway miss hathaway: only metaphorically, Ralph DJTweeny: will do Lil: I thought Phil would only be on for 15 minutes lol EWeston: Internal combustian Hooo! jahgust: If you wind up Phil he can out talk anyone! Ralph: what a blast Lil: So it seems ja LOL Ralph: utterly without ruth DJTweeny: He can talk as long as he like, about anything he wants to talk about, as far as I'm concerned :) Lil: You betcha!!! Ralph: what does a drunken French monkey actually sound like DJTweeny: Turns out the time worked out perfectly to play out Bride Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I wonder where ruth is, baby jahgust: Sounds like Phil! Captain Equinox: Gott Bounce! Captain Equinox: Gotta Captain Equinox: Keep 'em Flying! Lil: Yes Tweeny perfect EWeston: Hopefully the police will never find out
miss hathaway salutes briskly pinholeF200: see ya capt Ralph: stands at attention Captain Equinox: See ya on the Funway! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Am i flashing back? EWeston: Watch out for that tree! EWeston: Nice maniacal laugh doctor ||||||||| James leaves to catch the 10:18 PM train to Shanghai. lily: rumpled miss hathaway: Rococo/Clinton 2016 Ralph: oh, the horror EWeston: The Electrician/Bush 2016 DJTweeny: lol hathaway Ralph: hahahaha DJTweeny: good one also, EW Ralph: take this, Danger EWeston: Shaddup! lily: Catherwood Zook 16 ||||||||| Catherwood snubs lily ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'residualecho', just granted probation at 10:24 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| squeeze_the_wheeze - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Dexter Fogg - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Merlyn - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Malmberg in Plano - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... jahgust: Bradshaw will never loin. EWeston: Announcerfu Ralph: Do you take this Bride to be your ticket to Ride? Lil:Tweeny is this the full CD? pinholeF200: and she don't care........ DJTweeny: Yes, Lil DJTweeny: this is the commercial release Lil: Thanks Cat: what's a job to a dog Ralph: I have never been so ameliorated Ralph: in all my born days Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm being distracted by another hallucination . C yas next week, I hope! Great interview w/ Phil, DJT! What a coo! EWeston: In the Next World, Your on Your Own Lil: C ya JAM ||||||||| 10:27 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well,said, EW! DJTweeny: Have a great wek, Johan Lil: Hi Merl residualecho: Where'd everybody go Cox? Ralph: miss hathaway, are you ok? lily: auto pilot
miss hathaway checks her pulse EWeston: Nice car Ralph: then stop slapping me EWeston: Throw him under the pulse ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Ralph: hey lily, is that you or is Lil you Lil: I'm Lil lily: I'm lily Ralph: hi Lil lily: hi ralph Lil: Hi Ralph lol lily: lol Ralph: ok, you girls go fight it out amongst yourselves Cat: Hi Nancy lily: meats meat lily: more sugar EWeston: Delemnah lily: lol lil pinholeF200: meat me in St. Louie DJTweeny: FST Archivist Taylor Jessen (Sidd Fudd) will be joining us live next week to talk about current Firesign projects :) EWeston: Stake out in the meet futures district Rufus_T_Firetween: Read about “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln Ralph: very cool DJT Cat: Great news, Tween jahgust: Oh cool Tweeny! Lil: Wow that was frast work Tweeny good job!! EWeston: Cool Tweeeny Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Phil Proctor here >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor** Ralph: Transexualvania Lil: I meant fast frast work lol EWeston: Cover shots at da border ||||||||| ricardo steals in around 10:36 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." lily: teen ain't messin round ricardo: Greetin's, all! Lil: Neither is Tween Cat: hi rocky DJTweeny: Hi ricardo, you just missed a good PhilP interview :/ ||||||||| "10:37 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ricardo, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:37 PM, dragging ricardo by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" Lil: LOL ricardo: dang it. Fell out the window. lily: LOL caps even DJTweeny: ** Archive of this show will be available by late tomorrow at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Ralph: laptop dancing EWeston: I always break the screen ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from measles ||||||||| SidFudd - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... lily: my laptop has no feet I call him mat Ralph: body-piercing camouflage ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Lucien inside, makes a note of the time (10:40 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. EWeston: Methodist lab in the kitchen miss hathaway: measles? dang anti-vaxxers Ralph: you've been through this before, haven't you EW EWeston: Yes, but that's no help Rufus_T_Firetween: To make sure you get all FST announcements and archive locations... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Ralph: hahahaahaha Ralph: i didn't get this far by being smart... Rufus_T_Firetween: ;) EWeston: Hold it! pinholeF200: now I think I'll hold it over here EWeston: Nice rhinestones on that electrode lily: bedazzle tis Ralph: uncross those beautiful stem cells of yours, baby Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiiqBtMJY3o lily: all my cells are in stem Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln Rufus_T_Firetween: oops, bad link Rufus_T_Firetween: that links to EOBE Ralph: Is this Dr. Firesign's Plastic Beauty Saloon? EWeston: Stem storm? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-ln lily: we don't age out here ||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' EWeston: Stoned, check. Immaculate, i"l get back to you on that Ralph: Mr. Fatmember Ralph: Operation Desert Stroll? EWeston: insufferable Cat: See y'all next week. Ralph: next week! EWeston: annoucer dux machina ||||||||| Cat is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:53 PM. EWeston: Same siderial time DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... ||||||||| Around 10:54 PM, EWeston walks off into the sunset... miss hathaway: thanks pinholeF200: Thanks Tween, great show ''Bob'': Thanks, Tweeny! Ralph: Thanks Tweeny ''Bob'': Glad I could make it this week. Lil: Thanks for everything Tweeny ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| residualecho - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Ralph: I couldn't have taken much more anyway
miss hathaway snuffs out the candelabra lily: ''Bob'' Cat DadSir2U Dexter Fogg DJTweeny EWeston jahgust lily llanwydd Merlyn PaulSimonHater Ralph Stlouielou thanks Tween for a great one the best jahgust: Thanks tweeny again! The brain is ebbing for the day! Night all! Merlyn: thanks tween, see you next thyme ||||||||| jahgust departs at 10:56 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Merlyn is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:56 PM. DJTweeny: Ir were fun :-) Lil: Night and take care all lily: nite nite Ralph: what a beautiful sight ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:56 PM, dragging PaulSimonHater by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" DadSir2U: thanks and gnite ||||||||| Mofo sashays in at 10:56 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: *It DJTweeny: Show's over folks Ralph: see ya nachst time DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern Lil: We need as many reminders as possible these days lol DJTweeny: archive will be at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow by tommorrow evening Lil: Good on ya Tweeny, exciting evening :-) ||||||||| pinholeF200 hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's pinholeF200?! It's 10:59 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" DJTweeny: Thanks, Lil :) DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Rufus_T_Firetween exits at 10:59 PM. ||||||||| "Hey DJTweeny!" ... DJTweeny turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:59 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Lil: Enjoy your weekends ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| "Hey miss hathaway!" ... miss hathaway turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:00 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mofo - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| PaulSimonHater - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| ricardo - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Lil - dead from measles ||||||||| DadSir2U - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| lily - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Lucien - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 11:50 PM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Johan Amadeus Myjetski coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| dale p bounds in at 12:32 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| dale p - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Bunnyboy
Captain Equinox
Cat
cooper
DadSir2U
Dexter Fogg
DJTweeny
Dr Schollsmoleskin
Elayne
EWeston
jahgust
James
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
kestrel74
Lil
lily
llanwydd
Malmberg in Plano
Merlyn
miss hathaway
PaulSimon
PaulSimonHater
Peter Protector
pinholeF200
Ralph
residualecho
ricardo
Rufus_T_Firetween
Rufus T. Firextinguisher
SidFudd
squeeze_the_wheeze
Stlouielou
