||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 30, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Mudhead into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 4:10 PM, then departs. Mudhead: Thanks Cathy Mudhead: I will be attempting to visit tonight, things are different from every other Thursday as I'm in a nursing home not far from where the hamburger hit the highway in mystic cy Mudhead: I broke my back in a fall so will be laid up a few weeks Mudhead: I shall try to check back, if not keep it weird Austin ||||||||| It's 4:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mudhead - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 6:36 PM downtown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 7:01 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - warm up music (Todd Rundgren) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:48 PM and alabastermaster? steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Hi alabaster alabastermaster?: the grape IS DELICIOUS ||||||||| alabastermaster? leaves at 8:49 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| "8:55 PM? 8:55 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits in front of the fireplace. DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead DJTweeny: can you get the stream? ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'lily', just granted probation at 8:56 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Mudhead: Hi all lily:DJTweeny Mudhead hi you twoos and thanks tween for all DJTweeny: Hi lily Mudhead: I fell over and didn't get back up lily: still in minni soda lol Mudhead: I broke myl back lily: no mud no DJTweeny: Yeah, a broken vertebrae is nasty, Mudhead :( So sorry... DJTweeny: Heal quickly old friend ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:58 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... DJTweeny: Hi cease Mudhead: Yeah, will be in bed for 6to 9 weeks DJTweeny: wow lily: no mud no ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 30, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Mudhead: Yeah, so I'm on my iPad as long as the power stands up ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:00 PM, dragging Nubby by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" DJTweeny: Hi Nabby Nubby: Cheers ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'MadGello', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:01 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... DJTweeny: Hi Gello ||||||||| 9:01 PM: Cat jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" MadGello: Boy, Howdy, Firesign Theater ROCKS! yay and live, too Nubby: lily, cease, mud, Gello DJTweeny: Yes they do :-) lily: lurkin is fun for the whole family ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." DJTweeny: first time, MadGello? lily: welcome gello Nubby: More sugar! ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Beet in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. lily: helllooooooooo ||||||||| Zooky Fogg waltzes in at 9:03 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Beet: And the crowd gathers. Hello everyone. Nubby: Hi Kurt! Nubby:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049967/ Nubby: Hi Beet & Zooky Beet: Yo Nub and Zook et al ||||||||| shoes for the dead enters at 9:04 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex. shoes for the dead: Howdy Nubby: Hey it's shoes Nubby: I'm having a psychic breakthrough Tweeny Beet: Hi shoes Zooky Fogg: Hey Nub. Thanks Tween. Bcclmms. Eve folks. Nubby: Just yolks! lily: I wish DJTweeny: Hi Zooky, Beet, shoes ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - “JUST FOLKS” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#JUSFLKPFTFTJ **' shoes for the dead: hey Tween ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Nubby:https://youtu.be/f1la0LBNFEY Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “JUST FOLKS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln shoes for the dead: Facca Mall Beet: Uckem Mall lol lily: got it runnin together nubby ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Lil inside, makes a note of the time (9:08 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. cease: ok, i have to go give out an award in a few minutes so i can't stay DJTweeny: Hi Lil ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Nubby: Waz real? Zooky Fogg: Busy week. My old Mayor is running for President. Nubby: Hi Lil Beet: Hi Lil Lil: Hola Fireheads! cease: i have to go put on a suit, which is a very strange thing for me to do. shoes for the dead: Hey Lil lily: hi lil DJTweeny: Papoon was your mayor? Nubby: thumbs up lily shoes for the dead: the old gray mayor? Zooky Fogg: Bernie Sanders but I'm voting Gracie Allen as much as I really just like Bernie. Lil: Thanks for the hi s everyone Beet: George Burns for vp Lil: Me want Bernie Sanders ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing '''Bob''', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:10 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... DJTweeny: good choice, Zooky Zooky Fogg: No one trumps Gracie. DJTweeny: Burns/Allen 2016! DJTweeny: Hi Bob Mudhead: Fell backward shoes for the dead: hey Bob Nubby: Hey Bob Beet: Hi Bob Nubby: All power to nobody ''Bob'': hallo, dear vrienden! Zooky Fogg: That's the ticket Tween DJTweeny: Mudhead has decided to greace a local hospital with his presence for a few weeks DJTweeny: *grace shoes for the dead: grease Lil: Catherwood, please bring us a plate of cucumbers ||||||||| Catherwood brings us a plate of cucumbers. Nubby: I like it better the other way Tween DJTweeny: yum yum! Mudhead: If we were in Greece we'd be there by now Lil: Hope it's not serious with Mudhead Nubby: delish! Zooky Fogg: He'll have them chewing on him,Lil lily: catherwood please five mudhead a new back ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to lily and inquires "Would you like something?" lily: catherwood new back for mudhead ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to lily and yells "oh, fuck off lily!" DJTweeny: just a broken back, Lil :/ Nubby: lol Mudhead: Since when? oh about a weak back. lily: catherwood I am crushed ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear lily DJTweeny: DJTweeny: Lil: If you are in touch Tweeny please give him my wishes for a speedy recovery Nubby: catherwood get everyone stoned ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone stoned. DJTweeny: (rimshot) shoes for the dead: char 'em DJTweeny: He's with us here tonight, Lil :) shoes for the dead: char 'em stiff! DJTweeny: via phone Lil: I see now LOL Nubby: yellyfish ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “JUST FOLKS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln Zooky Fogg: Parumpapum Rum Mudhead: I'm listening, I bbl Lil: Don't trip up now Mudhead ol friend Nubby: Be here now Zooky Fogg: I love the smell of gas-oline myself. cease: I sent Austin Billville the Mountain. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:18 PM, then departs. Zooky Fogg: And burning leaaves. llanwydd: evening folks cease: Hi Llan shoes for the dead: doesn't Ram Das get royalties on that? Zooky Fogg: Hey, llan Nubby: hi llan DJTweeny: Hi Llan shoes for the dead: hey Llan ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:19 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... Elayne: Evenin' all! Elayne: Hey Llan! Beet: Hi Llan llanwydd: hi elayne Beet: Hi E DJTweeny: Hi Elayne shoes for the dead: hey Elayne Zooky Fogg: Eve E Nubby: Cheers Elayne Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “JUST FOLKS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln Elayne: So I'm all psyched for CT this weekend. llanwydd: comic something or connecticut? lily: loverly weather e Elayne: Nope Llan, it' thr Milford Duck Race! ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Elayne: And an excuse to see DocTech and Lili. llanwydd: lol DJTweeny: kewl Elayne: I know Lily, it's supposed to be gorgeous. ''Bob'': Apparently, that's not the only duck race that takes place in Conneticut. ''Bob'': Lived here all my life and never knew about either until last week, tho Elayne: Do tell, "Bob"! Nubby: the duck race has rights too Elayne:http://www.milfordduckrace.com/ Elayne: There's like, what, a circuit? Zooky Fogg: The Ducks don't know which way to fly here. ''Bob'':http://www.cometoduckday.com/ shoes for the dead: sack-a-duck lily: my mom lived new milford e DJTweeny: So I guess a FST album about Ducktown was appropriate :) ''Bob'':http://www.greatduckrace.org/ Elayne: Cool! I'll have to tell DocTech and Lili about the Naugatuck one. Nubby:https://youtu.be/PFGcQNhSQUk ''Bob'': One right here in my home town, even: http://www.norwichrotaryduckrace.com/ Elayne: Holy crap, Westport too?! Lil: You gotta put down the ducky Zooky Fogg: I want to attend a frog jumping contest. I got a theory I want to try. lily: conn has gone to the ducks Elayne: I used to only go to Norwich during the Chfristmas holiday, I had no idea. ''Bob'': ...and https://www.facebook.com/PequabuckRiverDuckRace/info?tab=page_info ''Bob'': Who knew this was a thing? Not me! Nubby: gruck gruck gruck day gruck cease: Hi El Nubby: hokay..... Elayne: Here's another one: http://www.centralctchambers.org/events/Pequabuck-River-Duck-Race-6277/details Zooky Fogg: Go in any direction and there you go Elayne: Hey Cat! Elayne: So this must be a thing unique to Connecticut. cease: I'm off to give out the annual Monique Ishikawa Memorial award in a few minutes ||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cat - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Elayne: Good on you, Cat. cease: its always been in the aftnernoon but first time in evening tonight cease: my friends are picking me up in a few seconds DJTweeny: What is the award for, cease? cease: Fumioy has been gone since Monday and I seem to have survived her absence. Zooky Fogg: Be well by it, Cease. Elayne: Poor Fumiyo-less Cat! Elayne: How long is she gone for, Cat? cease: The Beatles song When I'm 64 spoke to me a few weeks ago,now it's A little Help from my Friends cease: 6 weeks, El Nubby: Who am us anyway? llanwydd: non-euclid LOL Elayne: Yikes! I'd go nuts if Robin went away for that long. cease: she walks from France to the Atantic Ocean on thie pilgrmiage tihngie DJTweeny: only Nino knows, Nabby Zooky Fogg: Does anyone know Hikahiroshito of Washaluka? cease: yeah, i'm happy that she is happy, something she really wanted to do. Nubby: No but if you hum a few bars.... shoes for the dead: humm a few bars, Zook Elayne: Is this a Japanese thing, Cat, or a religious thing, or a Fumiyo thing? Nubby: Indeed Tweeny indeed Beet: I have seen several docs on that pilgrimage. Takes alot of stamina. shoes for the dead: what? Zooky Fogg: Give me a moment. cease: not religious for her but it has been religious pilgrimate tihng for a thosand years. recently made popular by books, one of which Fumiyo read Nubby: what? cease: several of our friends have done this trek. it's a thing now. Zooky Fogg: Can't find my key hummer helper DJTweeny: What's the ostensible religious purpose? Elayne: Is it this thing? http://proof.nationalgeographic.com/2015/04/17/walking-to-find-the-way/ Elayne: Camino de Santiago? Beet: Getting the blessings of the Christian apostle who is buried there at the end ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." llanwydd: he's full of bull lily: who summoned the bull Zooky Fogg: Tea time, yet? llanwydd: sdfghjkl testing Nubby: ride the bull llanwydd: I meant edward m taurus, lily DJTweeny: It's hard to test thise, Llan shoes for the dead: roll us some bummers, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood ignores shoes for the dead DJTweeny: *those Zooky Fogg: I've seen the light and drawn the curtains. lily: llan I am bull by birth lol ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." llanwydd: at least you are down to earth llanwydd: like me, I'm a virgo Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiiqBtMJY3o lily: a lover llan Nubby: Catherwood roll shoes' bummers ||||||||| Catherwood snubs Nubby Zooky Fogg: Yeah. Them Virgos are earthly. ||||||||| At 9:34 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, lily!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| lily steps in at 9:34 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. lily: wee Beet: I checked out two movies - Mirage and Way Out West - recommended on this chat. Both very entertaining. Thanks. Zooky Fogg: I'm a 55 year old Virgo. shoes for the dead: hey Lily
Nubby snubs Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Nubby and mumbles "oh, fuck off Nubby!" Nubby: wee ||||||||| Bobbelieu enters at 9:36 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. llanwydd: I think I saw mirage long ago and I have definitely seen way out west Lil: Don't worry Zooky there's still time Beet: hi lil shoes for the dead: hey Bobby ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" cease: how's it going, llan? Zooky Fogg: I plan on being a Virgo for the rest of my life. DJTweeny: Hi Bobbelieu llanwydd: great, cat. how you doing Lil: Hey Beet Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “JUST FOLKS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln Beet: Hi Bobbelieu cease: i'm going to give out an award in a few minutes llanwydd: what is the award for, cat? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: Who ets the award, cease? DJTweeny: *gets cease: just waiting for my ride ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Zooky Fogg: It's just easier staying a Virgo. cease: in the first year japanese class, students are asked to write an essay. the best essay gets the award. DJTweeny: kewl ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" shoes for the dead: good deal, Cat cease: my daughter was enrolled in 1st year Japanese at Capilano University at the time of her death in 1998 so the award is in her memory. Lil: More power to ya Zook DJTweeny: very nice memorial Zooky Fogg: I might start Virgo Airlines. cease: helps young kids pay some bills, that's always a good thing. these are very motivated kids llanwydd: branson would sue you ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: Vertigo Airlines might not work so well Lil: We'll have to come up with a good slogan Zooky Fogg: I've thought of crossing over to Capricorn. llanwydd: LOL Nubby: bronson? Nubby: oh branson Lil: Bahahaha good one Tweeny llanwydd: that's still pretty down to earth, zook cease: corn. now we can make whiskey lily: corrnie mash Zooky Fogg: Right, Tween. Beet: Tom Collins Nubby: I believe it's spelled whiksey Zooky Fogg: It fits, lllan. lily: he was the punk that lite the fireworks lily: live in bursts shoes for the dead: this is incomprehensible!! ||||||||| cease leaves at 9:43 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) enters at 9:44 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJTweeny: Hail and well met, Stones Beet: Nite cease ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'not Ed', just granted probation at 9:44 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Zooky Fogg: My humble is veiled by my humor. shoes for the dead: hey Stones Beet: Hey Hemlock ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." ''Bob'': that's an oversimplification shoes for the dead: and notED Elayne: Hi Stones, and not Ed! Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Hello my Dear Friends! And a special hello to you, Tweeny! Elayne: Stones, did I mention we'll be in CT this weekend? not Ed: I am not ED ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Beet: 'lo noted Zooky Fogg: I'm doing my best Jaclie Gleason saying that. Nubby: Hey not and Stones Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Hello Beet! And Hello Elayne! Did I miss anyone? Zooky Fogg: Yo Stones. llanwydd: I like how that album ends Nubby: those guys are crazee ''Bob'': I, also, am not Ed llanwydd: I had both those books lily: nubby nup nabby Zooky Fogg: Your Bob, Bob Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Elyane, what does CT mean? Does that mean Connecticut? Or does that mean cute? llanwydd: I think one of them got stolen lily: hi stone Beet: Hi Peter Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Elayne, did you go to Yale? After all it is not just a Clinton thing, but a Firesign thing. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman’s “TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD” Here >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Hello Lily! lily: this is your last past life Zooky Fogg: I ken tu' tok dat vay Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Dear Freuds: HOW ARE WE GOING TO BRING BACK THE 1960s? Nubby: Must exit stage left Nubby: Thanks Tweeny Nubby: Take care everyone and that means you too! shoes for the dead: lotsa good acid, stones Beet: See you, Nub DJTweeny: yw :) lily: bye nubby come back as nabby shoes for the dead: see ya nabby DJTweeny: have a great week Nabby Zooky Fogg: Later Nub ||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (9:49 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): I was talking to some of my "coffee friends" and they said: "Freeze dry them [the 1960s], Stones! Freeze dry them!" Elayne: Bye Nubby1 shoes for the dead: Good choice, Tween Merlyn: heya Beet: yo merl DJTweeny: :) DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): We must revitalize what is best from the 1960s -- but not freeze dry! I like my coffee authentic! Elayne: Hi Merlyn! Zooky Fogg: It's not possible to write "There are three to/too/two's in the english language accurately by it's own rules or lack of. lily: no snorkeling in the baptsimal font Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): So, Elayne, what is that cryptic "CT" mean? Zooky Fogg: Hey Merl lily: e is in connetecuit stones llanwydd: is that true, rosicrucianism was invented by albert grossman lily: stones check nino llanwydd: ? Zooky Fogg: Who invented free thought? Perculee's? shoes for the dead: Hey NSA guy Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Lily: Agreed. There must not be any snorkeling in the Baptismal Font except in Florence. They have a Baptistry which can accommodate snorkeling. If it's OK with John the Baptist, it's OK with me. lily: sorry I am on the wrong side llanwydd: I don't think john the baptist would approve of snorkels Zooky Fogg: Or Ugg llanwydd: I'm getting a hilarious mental image of seeing snorkels in a baptistry ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| not Ed - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Bobbelieu - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Merlyn: they have a baptistry you can do shakespeare from! llanwydd: LOL merl lily: the first chuch of the goeey death Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Thanks, Lily. So what's going on in Connecticut? Something at Yale? Or are you snorkeling in the Pacific Ocean which has recently been relocated to the East Coast. Merlyn: Merchant of Venice is a favorite Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Elayne: Stones, it's the Milford Duck Race this Sunday. We're going to be there with DocTech and Lili. Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Merlyn: I will have to meditate on that one! llanwydd: I've done merchant of venice. there was no baptistry or snorkels Zooky Fogg: Don't smoke any wooden nickles is what I was told. Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): OK Merlyn, I am slow tonight. You are quoting my good friend, Mudhead. shoes for the dead: you didden't beat the goat Zooky Fogg: Or pickles. DJTweeny: Mudhead is in the hospital, Stones DJTweeny: broke something in his lower back DJTweeny: says he'll be in bed 6-9 weeks Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Elayne, thanks for the information regarding the Milford Duck Race. I do hope that your duck wins! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Zooky Fogg: Nobody said anything abouth the eregano Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Oh! Dear Mudhead! Where is the infirmary which he is infirmed? DJTweeny: dunno Stones Zooky Fogg: Normal is a condition of the majority DJTweeny: he's in chat and said he'd be back Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): NB: "in which" above! lily: lol tween llanwydd: sorry to hear that. I hope he makes a full recovery Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): I do wish him well! His girlfriend, Bottles, visited us in London a few months back. She is very fond of Soho! Zooky Fogg: But that grass was as high as an elephants eye
DJTweeny made a pun and didn't even realize it! Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Well, Dear Ones, I am off! But I hope to see all of you back next week! llanwydd: that's a pretty stupid line actually. there are no elephants in oklahoma ||||||||| At 10:04 PM, Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! llanwydd: rather lame metaphor lily: byr stones Zooky Fogg: And the elephant was as high as the grass at it's eye ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:04 PM and DoubleEdmund sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. lily: ivory coats llanwydd: they should be riding elephants when they sing that in the play shoes for the dead: when it eats mouldt rye llanwydd: elephants pulling tractors through the cornfield Zooky Fogg: I tickle the polyethyleurothane DJTweeny: Hi DoubleEdmund Mudhead: An elephant high on rye DJTweeny: oops, forgot to change the banner... Beet: Hi Edmund Edmund ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - from the DOMM Dear Friends Broadcasts “DON'T OPEN THE DOOR ON REALITY”- listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS AT >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ **' Zooky Fogg: That'd be good LLan shoes for the dead: het Double E lily: no cats were injured in those strings DoubleEdmund: Coo-ee all! Mudhead: Batteries down to 17% Zooky Fogg: It's digital. DJTweeny: Nino says Edmund is from Australia shoes for the dead: call the crash cart, Mud Mudhead: Batteries weak in this version 1ipad Lil: Don't fade awat Mud Lil: away Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ DoubleEdmund: How long have you been chatting tonight? lily: heal well mud Mudhead: I'll listen as long as I can all shoes for the dead: about an hour, E Mudhead: Was fun cya next e Zooky Fogg: John Wayne on an Elephant Drive. DJTweeny: DoubleEdmund - ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern Lil: Good Mud Mudhead: Week Beet: May you heal quickly, Mud DJTweeny: What Beet said lily: and lurking whenever Mudhead: Thanks, ni ni all ||||||||| "Hey Mudhead!" ... Mudhead turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:08 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... shoes for the dead: yuppers ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Lil: Take care Mud llanwydd: hog killing in austrailia. LOL ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Mudhead in through the front door at 10:08 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Zooky Fogg: I know an elephant who runs a china shop owned by a bull/ lily: what under that kilt Lil: Forgot something Beet: Donuts anyone? ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from measles ||||||||| Nubby - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Zooky Fogg: oh the imagery is underwhelming. Must puff. Lil: lol lily: a breath of unfresh air Zooky Fogg: undoubtedly ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'squeeze_the_wheeze', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:11 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... shoes for the dead: Wheeze! Beet: I remember air raid siren tests every Friday at noon squeeze_the_wheeze: in at the last...hi all shoes for the dead: duck and cover Beet: Yo Squeeze lily: cover yer duck squeeze_the_wheeze: cluck the duck lily: duck muckin Zooky Fogg: hey wheezy Beet: pluck the duck, who have I got to lose DoubleEdmund: Aluminum antenna on yonder peak keeps falling over in the light zephyr we call a tropical cyclone. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Zooky Fogg: What's left on those Donuts? ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" llanwydd: well, I must be going. probably see you all next week lily: tri duck in ||||||||| "Hey llanwydd!" ... llanwydd turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:15 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... lily: by llan Beet: only the sprinkles shoes for the dead: sounda nasty, EE squeeze_the_wheeze: see ya later llanwydd Zooky Fogg: Just don't shuck the duck. Beet: Nite, Llan Zooky Fogg: Take care llan DoubleEdmund: Need to know, how long you've been chatting, so I can turn up on time next week. lily: spherical duck sauce Beet: Do your thing,Tween DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern shoes for the dead: we started about an hour and a quarter ago, EE DJTweeny: the chat starts at 9pm US Eastern time DJTweeny: that was 1hr 15min ago DoubleEdmund: Thanks, Shoes and DJTweeny squeeze_the_wheeze: I have an exscuse Zooky Fogg: I bid 319 DJTweeny: yw :) DoubleEdmund: That's 11am here DJTweeny: Yes squeeze, why so tardy? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" lily: leg eggs Beet: I'm guessing these guys were so buzzed after one of these sessions. shoes for the dead: tommorow ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." DJTweeny: so Edmund really _is_ from Australia :) squeeze_the_wheeze: my fiancee from the philippines just arrived on Monday...trying to get things organized....try to translate fst to engliash as a 2nd language LOL Zooky Fogg: If anyone finds 15 points, I lost them somewhere. lily: cccoool but I am not from minnasota squeeze_the_wheeze: I have an escuse this week lol DoubleEdmund: Yes, I'm in 'Straya. Beet: Do you speak Tagalog, Squeeze? Zooky Fogg: They look like Indian Heads. squeeze_the_wheeze: only the bad words Lil: Ow my head hurts ''Bob'': i'm guessing they were buzzed during the sessions Beet: salamat po shoes for the dead: my points have bozo heads on them Zooky Fogg: Crazy Ass Heads to be specific. Zooky Fogg: I am guided by Harold. lily: purple crayon ho Beet: Never not buzzed Zooky Fogg: I missed the bus this week and had to rollerblade. shoes for the dead: are you listening at work, EE? lily: oz DoubleEdmund: I'm a perennial student. lily: phil lol Zooky Fogg: I miss my Gallagher Big Wheel Big Wheel ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mudhead - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... lily: bestt to mudhead Lil: Awwww we lost Mudhead Zooky Fogg: Harmonic possesion will get you shoes for the dead: i'll betcha a nurse came in and........ Beet: the zuchini girl was squashed Lil: Will get me what? Lil: If it's two for one I'm in Zooky Fogg: A grinder of your choice Lil shoes for the dead: did you wash this mask? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" lily: hoo Zooky Fogg: In the key of G Lil: Too many of you to chose from Zook DoubleEdmund: ...sounds like M. lily: there ya go punks Zooky Fogg: You'll have that Lil: The one with chalk on his back DoubleE? Zooky Fogg: I get that feeling when confronted with red or black licorice Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ shoes for the dead: What? lily: is it time to atep into the caulk outline? DoubleEdmund: Not quite with you, Lil. Lil: Twizzlers for Zooky please Catherwiid Lil: Catherwood, sorry ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Lil and says "Something I can help with?" Beet: the "i" is right next to the "o" lily: ''Bob'' Beet DoubleEdmund Lil Rufus_T_Firetween shoes for the dead Zooky Fogg nite nite and tween you make me laugh ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies govslugwell in through the front door at 10:32 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Zooky Fogg: Yes. Twizzlers. I'm in that place next to Heaven. Lil: Twizzlers for Zooky please Cathrwood shoes for the dead: nitey, Lily Beet: See ya, lily DJTweeny: have a great week, lily :) Lil: True Beet ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Zooky Fogg: How much chalk you use for that outline? DJTweeny: A little late there, governor DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern Zooky Fogg: Take care lily Lil: If you were with me DoubleE I wouldn't have to type it Lil: Nite Lily govslugwell: yie know. Zooky Fogg: Time is but a stream Beet: Which identity am I? shoes for the dead: and you can pee into the stream Zooky Fogg: It branches like a tree Lil: Just mark it Zook DoubleEdmund: The string on me tin can is frayed. Line keeps dropping out. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Beet: that's important govslugwell: and that's important Zooky Fogg: I already have. Don't get the bottled water. Zooky Fogg: Yes Lil govslugwell: there's and echo in here. Lil: Rats Double E shoes for the dead: echo in here Zooky Fogg: Hoohooharoocoo ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" DoubleEdmund: Yeah, it bites. I'll come back next week. On time. shoes for the dead: see ya EE govslugwell: new used Beet: Nite double DoubleEdmund: 'Night all. Lil: Night EE govslugwell: walk again by night Zooky Fogg: Yee EEE DJTweeny: Until next time, Edmund... ||||||||| DoubleEdmund leaves to catch the 10:39 PM train to Elmertown. ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| lily - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' ||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 10:41 PM. Zooky Fogg: Thanks for the madness retreat folks. Back to the other world. Enjoy. Ad Astra FireHeads. Thanks Tween. shoes for the dead: by Zook Lil: Niters Zook DJTweeny: Have a great week, Zooky Beet: See ya Zook govslugwell: Night, see you out on the Funway. Beet: Nite Merl Beet: This was a good one. Thanks to everyone. And of course thanks to the man - Tween. Nite all. ''Bob'': Thanks, Tweeny! shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween!! squeeze_the_wheeze: see ya you all next week...on time i hope...for me shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it ! Lil: Lovely show Tweeny, and thanks for the fun all DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Lil: You too Tweeny sweetie Lil: Nite all be good DJTweeny: :) DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| DJTweeny rushes off, saying "10:49 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| 10:49 PM -- Rufus_T_Firetween left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Lil: Off I go,wind me up Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood winds Lil up. ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| MadGello - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the common cold ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| squeeze_the_wheeze - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| govslugwell - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
alabastermaster?
Beet
''Bob''
cease
DJTweeny
DoubleEdmund
Elayne
govslugwell
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!)
Lil
lily
llanwydd
MadGello
Merlyn
Mudhead
not Ed
Nubby
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
squeeze_the_wheeze
Zooky Fogg
