||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 16, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| DJTweeny enters at 6:33 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 7:52 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - warm up music (Pink Floyd) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Mudhead in through the front door at 8:44 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| COtech tiptoes in around 8:44 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Watson falls out at 8:45 PM. DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead, Watson, COtech DJTweeny: This is Echoes, from the Meddle album DJTweeny: seemed appropriate music for some Roller Maidens form Outer Space ;) Mudhead: Howdy all ||||||||| Catherwood leads lily in through the front door at 8:53 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. lily: COtech DJTweeny Mudhead Rufus_T_Firetween Watson low all and thanks in advance tween always great DJTweeny: Hi lily :) lily: hi tweeen DJTweeny: Some Floyd space music for our Roller Maidens intro lily: turned way up DJTweeny: :) ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Lil', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Beet into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:57 PM, then departs. Beet: Evening all. lily: still in minni soda lol Lil: Great timing on that reminder post Tweeney Beet: Messy rainy evening in WV mountains Lil: Hi everyone DJTweeny: Hi Lil, Beet lily: hi lil DJTweeny: Nino had you in NC for a long time, lily Mudhead: Hi lily ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" ||||||||| "8:59 PM? 8:59 PM!!" says Catherwood, "EWeston should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as EWeston enters and sits at the bar. ||||||||| "8:59 PM? 8:59 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Nabby should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Nabby enters and sits on the couch. lily: well what took me from my home tween? Beet: Hi EW, Nab DJTweeny: Hi EW, Nabby ||||||||| 8:59 PM: ''Bob'' jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" EWeston: Hey folks lily: hey mud DJTweeny: Hi Bob ||||||||| shoes for the dead enters at 8:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger. DJTweeny: Did Nino kidnap you, lily? Lil: I like to keep Nino guessing lol Mudhead: Hi all Beet: Hi Bob ''Bob'': Hello, dear friends. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 16, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" shoes for the dead: Howdy ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:00 PM, dragging pinholeF200 by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" Beet: Very spacy selection, Tween Nabby: Hey Tween, EW, Mud & lily & shoes to boot DJTweeny: Hi Shoes, Pinhole Nabby: Hey Beet lily: hey nabby Nabby: Hi pin shoes for the dead: navel observer Lil: Oh you meant Lily? Beet: I was feeling left out, Nab shoes for the dead: hey Pin Nabby: No way Beet pinholeF200: Howdy Tween and all you holograms...., DJTweeny: yeah Lil, Nino has had lily all over the place Nabby: Hi Lil DJTweeny: Australia even shoes for the dead: Germany odd lily: I travel in style Lil: good, keeps him on his toes Beet: We're just holygrams ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Nabby: I love Gas Music *urp* ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." DJTweeny: and apparently with a private jet Mudhead: Ive been playin gas music from Uranus ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! DJTweeny: lol Nabby DJTweeny: oooooooook Mud Nabby: I'll bet Mud Nabby: My pork is ready shoes for the dead: I'll raise ya a Lil Beet: contributing to global warming, Mud? Mudhead: Bean all uphill DJTweeny: he'll have to pay a methane tax EWeston: Vera popular in France I here Lil: lol ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Beet: Grand Rapids Mudhead: Just contributing to the cows pinholeF200: Chili Colorado will get the gas music started, fer shure lily: catherwood give everyone a knocker ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a knocker. Mudhead: Ive already got one pinholeF200: nice knockers, how abouit a roll in the hay? Beet: but this one's yours EWeston: I jest use my head ||||||||| Catherwood leads kilgore inside, makes a note of the time (9:04 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Nabby: This door knocker fell off Mudhead: was kilgore here? shoes for the dead: hey kilgore Mudhead: Oh there you are. DJTweeny: Hi kilgore, did you bring your trout with you? Nabby: Hi Kilgore EWeston: Did it fall on anyone? ||||||||| Cat enters at 9:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. kilgore: Yes I did. DJTweeny: Hi Cat Mudhead: Mreow Cat EWeston: Katz Lil: I have a salmon shoes for the dead: Hey Cat Beet: Yo Cat lily: hi cat Cat: sorry, wrong computer pinholeF200: Yo Cat Nabby: It's the Cat ''Bob'': HONK HONK! shoes for the dead: ya just missed a falling knocker ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" kilgore: I'm not even sure what I'm doing here. ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Cat: not a dog with a cat mask Beet: It's Tween out of the skies! ''Bob'': Knocker? I don't know 'er! ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Zooky Fogg in through the front door at 9:07 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. lily: propell me to the future EWeston: Pull up a santitary pedistule and gat comfy Beet: Hi Zook shoes for the dead: the Fogg rolls in ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'Nicky', just granted probation at 9:07 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Nabby: Hi Zooky ||||||||| kilgore leaves at 9:08 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Mudhead: I really like this albumn EWeston: Yer Zookness Cat: new computer is not computing now Beet: Greetings Nick Zooky Fogg: Broad sweep Hello Fireheads. DJTweeny: Hi Nicky pinholeF200: Hey Zook, Nicky Zooky Fogg: Good to see you all. EWeston: Yo Nick Zooky Fogg: And thank you Tween. ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> http://laugh.com/product/phil-austin-roller-maidens-from-outer-space/ **' DJTweeny: Hi Zooky lily: zook where ya been? Nabby: Hi Nicky Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln Cat: ok, i cant get audio now. shoes for the dead: talk about jesus lily: over the sweater weather ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: Darn it, Cat DJTweeny: What OS are you using, Cat? Cat: ooo, pretend swearing. i'm impressed. Cat: windows 7 shoes for the dead: aw sweet jesus stop fer gas DJTweeny: Gosh golly, Catman EWeston: Hang him by his furkins DJTweeny: I have Win 7 but haven't played with it much ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:12 PM and late as usual, it's DoC, just back from Billville." DJTweeny: Whare you trying to use to play the stream? DJTweeny: Hi DoC Zooky Fogg: Who is this Jesus you speak of? shoes for the dead: show yourself pinholeF200: Golly geewhiz we are free spirits here Lil: hello there Cat: thanks for at leat having something that runs, some of the time. DJTweeny: lol EWeston: Trickie's brother Zooky Fogg: Does he know anything about boats? DoC: Hi Everyoe Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln ||||||||| Merlyn sneaks in around 9:14 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." ''Bob'': Beating street vendors... ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" shoes for the dead: hey doc DoC: Everyone ''Bob'': Raping children... pinholeF200: This is a rare one I missed, heard it last year on YouTube for the first time....it's really great sh*t Merlyn: Is that you Mrs. Presky? ''Bob'': Real police work. lily: pizza pants DJTweeny: You can own your very own copy, Pinhole :) Cat: you were raped, bob? ||||||||| Catherwood leads J. Demographico in through the front door at 9:15 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Beet: Greetings, Doc ''Bob'': No. But I was arrested for resisting arrest. Nabby: Hi J. Beet: Yo J shoes for the dead: heyJD ''Bob'': Officer Kafka, I think he said his name was. J. Demographico: ...g'evening, all. pinholeF200: evening J De DJTweeny: Hi Demo shoes for the dead: what? Cat: sounds like paul krasner. at least you can still walk. Nabby: Pork officially demolished Zooky Fogg: I want and egg shape floater just for off shore sleeping and cheap camping. Nabby: *urp* Cat: hi nabby Beet: what what what what Cat: or higher, pinholeF200: Taste like chicken, Nab? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" DJTweeny: PK's not doing so great these days, Cat? Nabby: Who doesn't Zooky Nabby: Hey Cat Cat: you can spell what, beet. good for you EWeston: Hey Jimmy shoes for the dead: did it taste like pork? ||||||||| "9:17 PM? 9:17 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ffffff should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ffffff enters and sits on the couch. Beet: waht DJTweeny: Hi forte Cat: paul was born in 1932. that's a Really Long Time ago, eh? Zooky Fogg: Shaped like and egg and inflatable and you just bed in it. DJTweeny: ffffff would be some really loud music Nabby: It did ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cat: fff yourself shoes for the dead: almost as old as my dad, Cat pinholeF200: 1932 was before they changed the water! DJTweeny: true, pinhole Zooky Fogg: Mobility and options. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln Beet: At least there was water lily: floriadate me Cat: my dad lived 1917-2008, that;s a long time. Cat: hi lily. Zooky Fogg: One can live just fine without a fixed edifice and be comfortable as those with. DJTweeny: born same year as my mom, Cat Nabby: It tasted like victory....over pork chops lily: hi cat DJTweeny: they saw a lot of history, and huge changes in America Cat: i can hear now, tween. thank gees and us shoes for the dead: switchblade pitchforks! DJTweeny: excellent, Cat :) Zooky Fogg: That's the dream. Nabby: Yay Cat Cat: my dad's dad was born in st. petersburg in 1855, before they freed the serfs. i read tolstoy as family histoyr DJTweeny: wow Cat, very cool Zooky Fogg: Home being wherever you are preety much and buisness as usual from anywhere. Nabby: Amazing Cat ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:22 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Cat: 2 of my uncles jumped ship in frisco bringin supplies to the survivors of earthquake. llanwydd: evening folks shoes for the dead: hay Llan ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Beet: Hi Llan DJTweeny: Hi Llan Nabby: Hi llan ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: Which reminds me. Salutations NSA guy J. Demographico: evening, Llan Zooky Fogg: With a changing landscape it may become more necesary. pinholeF200: hey there Llan
Nabby digitally moons the NSA. DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn, missed you joining shoes for the dead: wholey goats Cat: they had been carpenters in st. petersburg before beind dragooned into the navy so they saw a destroyed city as an opportunity. EWeston: Nsa guy makes notation Cat: hi merl Nabby: haha llanwydd: did you say your grandfather was born in 1855, Cat? Cat: yes llan Cat: i'm oddly old lily: the fifteenth largeset thing llanwydd: that's quite a stretch of generations Merlyn: Here's the voice of Regular (Richard Paul did other voices on FT albums too) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Paul_(actor) Merlyn: hey cat llanwydd: my grandfather was born in 1910 and I'm 53 Cat: i can read war and peace as my grand dad's journal Merlyn: oops, you need to close the parenthesis for the link Nabby: Hi Merl ||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Watson - dead from measles ||||||||| COtech - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:25 PM and late as usual, it's Elayne, just back from Billville." Cat: how's it going, merl? Elayne: Evenin' all! DJTweeny: Hi Elayne llanwydd: hahdy moyl Cat: hey, the El mother. Nabby: Hey Elayne Zooky Fogg: Weed will save the world. pinholeF200: Greetin's El Mudhead: Hiya E ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." lily: Hi E shoes for the dead: hey Elayne llanwydd: Hi Elayne J. Demographico: hi , Elayne Cat: fogg, lots of worlds. Merlyn: hey E DJTweeny: Did you see that Gov Christie said that as President he would fight legal MJ? llanwydd: jerkwater town?! Nabby: phileas fogg Merlyn: hey Nabby Zooky Fogg: Weed are the worlds. DJTweeny: Christie won't get many votes from CO ;) Cat: repububs are not on your side pinholeF200: No but that sounds like Christie--such a killjoy llanwydd: weed are the cheering Merlyn: Spiderman won't like it if MJ is illegal DoC: or DC Zooky Fogg: My Grandfather was Hazen
Nabby waves and stuff. DJTweeny: lol Merlyn Elayne: One wonders how much money Christie is making from keeping pot illegal. Cat: oo, twin bulges Lil: yeah that's a joke coming from new jersey Cat: my wife hasnt eve left yet and already i miss her llanwydd: love that line llanwydd: "I like to pick my dinner up right off the ground" Nabby: One gramps was a Swedish wetback and the other was a Wild West Kansas sherrif ''Bob'': I wonder what Christie's buddy Bruce Springsteen thinks about that? Zooky Fogg: I can do 5 smoke rings. Two nostril. 3 corners of mouth and center whistle. Elayne: Aww, that's sweet Cat. Where's Fumiyo headed? DJTweeny: awwww Cat :/ ||||||||| Catherwood enters with cooper close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:28 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom. llanwydd: hey coop DJTweeny: Hi cooper Nabby: I'm glad you miss your wife Cat, that's sweet J. Demographico: hi coop shoes for the dead: hi Cooper Nabby: Hi coop pinholeF200: howdy cooper Elayne: Evenin' Cooper! Zooky Fogg: You and Trebek is who I'm watching, Muffy. Lil: ello cooper cooper: Hi, guys! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln shoes for the dead: what about the dream? llanwydd: jeopardy comes on at 7 down here in fl llanwydd: I rarely miss it Zooky Fogg: Stay out of my dragon pepper. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews EWeston: If I disappear the computer seems a bit cranky tonight Nabby: Achoo is that what that was Cat: this sounds alot like a frlick i saw tues, mirage with greg peck. Zooky Fogg: I watch it at 630 and compete with friends when it repeats at 7 DJTweeny: Got one of those hand-cranked computers, eh? DJTweeny: ** Don’t forget to check out the Firesign Theatre Funway for a cool page full of Flash goodies. Just move your cursor over various areas of the page - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/funway.html Elayne: My late aunt loved Jeopardy. A number of folks mentioned that during her funeral last week. llanwydd: lol zook EWeston: The mother board is a rough piece of linolium Cat: one of my faves but havent seen it years. astonishing bw nyc, dialogue, ideas Merlyn: hamster-driven DJTweeny: I take it no one's heard from PrincP or Dexter? Nabby: I use an olde a steam computer pinholeF200: hand cranked is ecologically sound Cat: us plus in charge Nabby: or an olde steam roller Elayne: I always waited to call her (and my mom) until Final Jeopardy was over. pinholeF200: my other computer is a Difference Engine Elayne: Tonight my Mom wasn't even watching it, so it just goes to show... Cat: did you see Mirage, Elaye? Merlyn: I wish the low-cost computer developed for the 3rd world still had the hand crank -- it created too much static electricity and they had to change it to a foot pedal Nabby: Little demons live in my computer Merlyn:http://assets1.bigthink.com/system/idea_thumbnails/41876/primary/crank_computer_SS.jpg?1326209789 Cat: kind of a photographers love story to nyc Cat: makes me want to go there DJTweeny: hadn't heard about that problem, Merlyn Nabby: Great song DJTweeny: Lots of great music on this album :) Nabby: Truly shoes for the dead: save me jesus lily: sabe me cheeses ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cat: like a really good yankovic llanwydd: believe it or not I tend to skip the music when I listen to this Cat: hi lily shoes for the dead: read my horoscope Nabby: so many names for one cheese lily: hi cat DJTweeny: Sorry Llan, that is against Robot Rules Of Order pinholeF200: used to have plans to make a Wimshurst machine out of two vinyl albums llanwydd: there is something I've never liked about blangy dang dang dware dware dware dangy dang pinholeF200: talk about hand=cranked static DJTweeny: You'd hate Texas, Llan lol ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" llanwydd: Mah peggy lou, they call her sue Nabby: I usually rub two computers together Zooky Fogg: could it be the meter llan? shoes for the dead: everyone knew her as Nancy llanwydd: I've been in TX. I didn't hate it pinholeF200: and produce a tablet months later, Nab? lily: don't cross the streams Nabby: TX is a desert with cities sticking out of it Cat: i think it unlikedly i'll ever go to texas Cat: lol nab EWeston: Don't cross the bunnies neither llanwydd: there is a strong smelling flower all over texas. I smelled it wherever I went shoes for the dead: mad streams are dangerous lily: everybody should drop in on texas once llanwydd: sickly sweet DJTweeny: Nah, just parts of it Nabby Zooky Fogg: I remember keg party's on the old railroad bed. DJTweeny: The Hill Country around Austin is really pretty Lil: I'd rather be toad away Nabby: I lived in Dallas for 3 years I did my part Elayne: Afraid I don't have the concentration tonight, folks. lily: bluebell Beet: You should give veryone a guided tour of Austin, Tween. Nabby: True Tween Cat: i will probably go to mars before i to to texas Nabby: haha Cat J. Demographico: i think those flowers are called 'cow patties' by the locals Cat: but i hear Austin is awesome. DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give everyone Kurt's guided tour of Texas ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone kurt's guided tour of texas. pinholeF200: I was in Texas once but it was just a lot of highway I had to cross to get home Nabby: Austin is nice they have a lake there Nabby: Seriously, Austin is nice llanwydd: I know san antonio better than the rest of the state shoes for the dead: and music DJTweeny: Austin in getting _exceedingly_ popular Zooky Fogg: Hole in one in the endless pit. lily: If ya stand on tippytoes Nabby: And there is a beautiful lake/river valley nearby llanwydd: phil will be happy to read all these compliments Beet: And organized skinny dipping. ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cooper - dead from jaundice ||||||||| ffffff - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... DJTweeny: Nabby, Town Lake is part of the Highland Lakes system, which is basically a series of dams along the Texas Colorado Nabby: Yay Phil Cat: planning to go to la later this year, may meet proctor. DJTweeny: Austin is bisected by the river Nabby: Ahh is that it Thanks Tween Zooky Fogg: Bet an entrepeneur caddy could rake up by mining it. DJTweeny: which has been useful with all the drought Yexas has been experiencing Nabby: Amazing lily: step step slide slide Nabby: I see Cat:http://www.seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ pinholeF200: I see said the blind man, as he picked up a hammer and saw Beet: Barton Springs llanwydd: blangy dang dang "May Peggy Lou" Cat: i celebrated ny birthday by eating some amazing beets. llanwydd: They call her Sue DJTweeny: Austin is full of trees and other greenery Nabby: haha pin llanwydd: She's an orthodox jew llanwydd: and so are you llanwydd: yahoo DJTweeny: not Beets!! Nabby: And hippie types too J. Demographico: I see said the blind man, as he spit into the winnd..."it all comes back to me, now." Mudhead: Deux Ex Dominino Your all Cathlics now Cat: beets are calling to me shoes for the dead: and rollie maidens pinholeF200: you win, J Zooky Fogg: Fo-o-o-u-u-u-r-r... and a 1/2 J. Demographico: ;-) DJTweeny: The demographics are changing with all the monied people moving in for the tech industry, but it's still a pretty cool town Cat: prurient dream lily: sweet beet ya can dance to ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Merlyn: "look out for me" Merlyn: I cannot see, look out for me Zooky Fogg: Does anyone here exist by internet alone? Nabby: How many types of hippie are there again? I forget--hey there's a striped hippie over there J. Demographico: grounded, safe and sound Nabby: Ditched cable six years ago Zooky Merlyn: you mean all-virtual? DJTweeny: I sure sem to spend quite a bit of time on it, Zooky llanwydd: well, there's bozos and beaners and Cat: my ability see is diminshed llanwydd: there were even berzerker hippies lily: black footed hippies Zooky Fogg: There are 5 in the book of Norman. J. Demographico: clamasaurs and oysterettes... llanwydd: but I think they were called yippies Nabby: the most extraordinary kind DJTweeny: The Book Of Norman lol shoes for the dead: spoted hippies Lil: and hippies in eyeball hats Zooky Fogg: Thinking of dropping mine and just connect by net. DJTweeny: Paul Krassner was one of the founders of the Yippies llanwydd: liddies J. Demographico: I resemble those remarks. DJTweeny: I do believe Cat: a friend of mine, tween Lil: Oh Blinding Light... Nabby: Three cheers for the yippies pinholeF200: Hendrix had an eyeball vest on Are You Experienced DJTweeny: I'm right, am I not Cat? Zooky Fogg: 30/30 delay shoes for the dead: the sacred INOUT Nabby: Electric hippies Cat: yes, tween. Lil: see, there you go pin Nabby: Oh light that blinds.... Cat: my ability to type or see is oddly better than avernge tongiht lily: hip hippies Lil: I cannot see... pinholeF200: I miss hippies, appears none left in Illinois llanwydd: hook up for thee DJTweeny: They all moved to Madison, pinhole? Zooky Fogg: Pick up on some good daily subscriptions and save myself 600 a year EWeston: Looking for for black leather fun! Lil: bonk llanwydd: ask zooky fogg, there are more hippies in vermont than anywhere in the world lily: we'll go round and round Cat: i had the measles and took acid and heard this album. an interesting experience, 1975 DJTweeny: one can imagine, Cat lol llanwydd: you're a late bloomer, cat llanwydd: I had measles and I don't even remember Nabby: I love dressing in black leather and going around and around on acid pinholeF200: dunno Tween, Madison would be worth a try llanwydd: I haven't done acid since 1989 DJTweeny: I hear Madison is avery cool Zooky Fogg: They came and stayed llan ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: *very Nabby: Interesting expiremental journey Cat llanwydd: especially in burlington, zook. I know a few shoes for the dead: the Dream! pinholeF200: loved the girl who danced to Soul Sacrifice in the Woodstock movie Cat: my friends, teachers were all doing psychedelics in the 60s. i was afraid Nabby: I did mushrooms again in 2004 and freaked out Beet: Blotter Acid changed my life. Nabby: Instant hippie Cat: only stoned girlfrined got me imnto drugs Zooky Fogg: Happy Hippy Herbals has a blend for that. Cat: never had a hallucination, alas. ''Bob'': YES, MISTRESS! DJTweeny: lol llanwydd: who knew that they would freak out in redmond lily: make me bee EWeston: Eluded that consumer round up again did you?d ''Bob'': And Cleveland. Don't forget Cleveland. shoes for the dead: can little jesus suffer so Cat: has everyone seen Mirage, 1965 bw flick:? DJTweeny: Unfortunately, Yes, Mistress is 1hr12min, so can't play it tonight :/ pinholeF200: not familiar Cat, who is in it? Cat: i was only my usual stoned self watching, but a better flick to watch to use your brain would be hard to find DJTweeny: Don't know it, Cat Zooky Fogg: What did Shep do to anyone? ||||||||| kestrel74 enters at 9:52 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger. Beet: Never heard of the film llanwydd: I think I've seen it. it had gregory peck? DJTweeny: Hi kestrel Cat: was on turner for the first time, yestrday. llanwydd: hey kes ''Bob'': I think I've heard that episode the most anyway, Tweeny. I start working my way through the episodes, forget where I left off, and start over again... and that one is one of the first! Nabby: Hey Kestrel shoes for the dead: hey Kestrel J. Demographico: evening , Kestrel kestrel74 : just thought id drop in pinholeF200: Yo kestrel Cat: i rember watching it with my girlfried in yorkton, sask and being enthralled. Beet: Yo, Kes Nabby: Great whippets I mean record! kestrel74 : you're all bozos Cat: ok,i sent tweeny a new collage of mine and he will eventually play it. Mudhead: Oh whippets my friends ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: on this bus ''Bob'': My mom was a bozoette at school. Nabby: Honk honk! J. Demographico: my mother was a bozoette Merlyn: can someone post a lynx? Zooky Fogg: How does he do it? I don't know how NBC does. I think I need to understand that before advanced broadcast theory. order of course. Cat: my mom could spell bozo when she was in high school pinholeF200: when you put on the nose, it grows?! ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: Leapin lampreys, that's excitement shoes for the dead: not in this state, Merl Rufus_T_Firetween: ** New Firesign book “MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH” now available at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?books Beet: Hi Peter Nabby: Uncle Ben was a pervert Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman’s “TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD” Here >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv Mudhead: Hi Merlyn Nabby: Sorry wrong chat ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Stlouielou in through the front door at 9:56 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. pinholeF200: lynx is the mascot of the college across Main Street here Stlouielou: Hey hippies! Zooky Fogg: I'm changing as I sit here. woo. shoes for the dead: hey Lou Nabby: Hey stlouie Cat: what do you mean pervert? Beet: Hey, Saint pinholeF200: also the name of my first 35 mm camera Merlyn: how can it be live AND in 1970? Are we orbiting Mu Arae? DJTweeny: Hi Louie Cat: hey loeie loueue Stlouielou: Late again I see Mudhead: No, Uranus lily: catherwood black leather for all the bad boys ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to lily and asks "Would you like something?" llanwydd: not THAT uncle ben EWeston: Oo ku kachuu Merlyn: or maybe Gamma Cephei kestrel74 : gotta go already....see you back on the fun way Merlyn: bye kestrel Nabby: Catherwood tell us the answer ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Nabby Beet: My stepmother worked for J. Walter Thompson pinholeF200: night kes be cool ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" J. Demographico: nighters Zooky Fogg: I just like saying St. Lou-wee EWeston: Don't ferget to pump your shoes Stlouielou: crap I goota go too I'll tune into the rebrodcast...DAMNIT lily: bye demo ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - from the DOMM Dear Friends Broadcasts “LIVE AT THE ASH GROVE”- listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS AT >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ **' llanwydd: lol Beet: Lots of dropouts. Come back soon lily: nite lou Zooky Fogg: Later Lou-wee pinholeF200: they're dropping like flies--which we won't weigh Nabby: Bye demo Cat: i'm not as healthy as i would like\ Nabby: adios stlouie shoes for the dead: clumsy flies........ EWeston: Zat you Miss George ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DU Zooky Fogg: Sweep 'em up for the salad. pinholeF200: a farmer, outstanding in his field EWeston: And taking a dump for all of humanity lily: lettuce rejoice Mudhead: I hope you got that "Bob" Beet: Nice clean recording. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" shoes for the dead: lettuce spray Nabby: I'll bring the pigs I'm into that EWeston: Lettus prey Zooky Fogg: I've got the maple syrup. Cat: very sweet, beet pinholeF200: killin' pigs ain't kosher EWeston: I've still got a salamie spear Merlyn: what? lily: oink roller shoes for the dead: throw a towel over it Cat: oo, once again i had some amazing bees for birthday lunch. maybe beets are a way to live long Cat: beets Cat: i'd never eat bees EWeston: Something from the liner notes of Roller Madiens llanwydd: yes the beet goes on Merlyn: not by the hair of my chinchillas shoes for the dead: bees and beets? Nabby: go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog Beet: Don't forget the sour cream Zooky Fogg: By whose order of Ceaser? pinholeF200: Sonny Bono had a thing for beets EWeston: Put a silencer on that hog? Cat:http://www.seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ Nabby: Stealth hog Nabby: Right on Cat EWeston: I expect to see beets on pizza soon Zooky Fogg: Sour cream and paint chips. Nabby: Just like mom used to make Cat: lily asked me for pix Merlyn: Hi, I'm Joe Beets Nabby: call it beetza EWeston: For your essentail irony, and leadeny llanwydd: that was hilarious lily: I did cat Zooky Fogg: Sea Air Land Trike Cat: i'm way too ugly for most lenses but i do eat pretty food. llanwydd: purple pizza eater ||||||||| justplainbob tiptoes in around 10:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Merlyn: Does the Harold Examiner examine Harold? Nabby: they sneak up and eats yer pizza Cat: got my driver's license in the mail today. my wife couldt stop laughing. i look like a ghost pinholeF200: regular beets or pickled? shoes for the dead: hey justplain Merlyn: "Yep, that's Harold all right!" DJTweeny: Hi plainBob justplainbob: hi there Merlyn: explosives and whales don't mix Nabby: excellent whale explosion it was (true story) Cat: pin, both. beets done interesting ways Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DU Beet: Getting hit by whale meat. Wow. pinholeF200: hey jpbob EWeston: Pickled things on pizza? Nabby: Hi justp Nabby: pickles & whale --great comedy team DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern lily: pizza pizza daddy oh llanwydd: whale in the lobby is like elephant in the living room Zooky Fogg: Someone should examine the anchovies. I volunteer. llanwydd: just a different way of saying it shoes for the dead: are they doped, Zook? ||||||||| justplainbob departs at 10:08 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" EWeston: Don't bogart the anchovie eyes Zooky Fogg: Tough on the lawn chairs, too, llan llanwydd: LOL zook ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Stlouielou - dead from jaundice ||||||||| DoC - dead from measles ||||||||| J. Demographico - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| kestrel74 - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Merlyn: I'd like a pizza to go, and no aunt Chovies Zooky Fogg: They need more salt. llanwydd: aunt sophie paste lily: thats ludafisk Beet: Life was simpler then ||||||||| johan Amadeus Myjetski tiptoes in around 10:10 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Beet: Yo Johan EWeston: Smaller and cleaner! shoes for the dead: hey johan johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Beet! pinholeF200: ludafisk is all lyes ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Nabby: lutefisk, in its natural state, can kill, or at least disable, at a distance DJTweeny: Hi Johan ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" johan Amadeus Myjetski: Shoes!, how're ya laced? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DU Nabby: my grandmother used to make it in the basement ---gaaaa shoes for the dead: I use velcro EWeston: Deploy anti ludafisk marmosets johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi DJT! Cat: ok, does this work? Nabby: Hey Joh johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi NAbby! shoes for the dead: rah! Cat: jam man johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cat, how goes it? Zooky Fogg: I'll bring some back from my walk to the sea. Cat: i feel very productive these days johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm almost jealous EWeston: I'm starting a new sculpture m'self DJTweeny: Cat's made a FST/Zappa collage they we'll try to play for you next week lily: Zooky do you shell she sells at the she sore? Nabby: lol Nabby: Cool Cat & Tween llanwydd: well, I'm getting tired. nytol johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'd be a sucker to hear that, Tween! DJTweeny: that's a tongue twister Beet: Beautiful story Cat: which sea? my wife is walking from france to the atlantic ocean next week. Nabby: Nitey night llan ||||||||| llanwydd rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's llanwydd?! It's 10:16 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Zooky Fogg: I'm a free trader who believes in barter and faith. EWeston: Nitiebo Ilan Merlyn: keep your duck hat on with duck tape pinholeF200: stay groovy llan ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: does faith barter her garter? Zooky Fogg: I'll throw her a tow. Cat: by llan EWeston: Keep your beaverhat on with beaver tape johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, she did, DJT, she did... Zooky Fogg: I don't know DJ. I'll look into it. lily: you are there too long if ya thin its a hat Zooky Fogg: Be well llan EWeston: Donald Trump? Nabby: Hot lump? Cat: lol, lily johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite,llan, sleep tight or otherwise lily: right ew Cat: tha'ts sexual just to type. Beet: floating noiselessly through the black holes of space Cat: oddly synchronistic, lor EWeston: Horrible tupahs I have known Nabby: I get excited no matter what I type it's a condition ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Jim in through the front door at 10:19 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. shoes for the dead: take me hat and jack it off Zooky Fogg: I or anybody only needs so much. Why let the rest rot. Cat: astonishing beets last saturdy. Beet: Hi Jim DJTweeny: Hello. Jim. Nabby: Are those your cues, Jim DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern Jim: hi EWeston: Who did your hat fall on? pinholeF200: Hey Jim Cat: hi jim lily: that on the other side johan Amadeus Myjetski: Home is where the hat lands? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DU EWeston: From Jim class right? johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi jim! Nabby: Adam Hats Zooky Fogg: Jimboree EWeston: Take his hands off me! Cat: i have no idea what that means Cat: shorts ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Nabby: Here's my impression from Supernatural: "Sammy!!!" pinholeF200: shorts and snorts ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Nabby: sorry, wrong chat EWeston: Impressive pet(?) tarantulas then. lily: a mustard seed for your thoughts Nabby: wink Zooky Fogg: If anyone asks, I don't know Ernie Borgnine. Cat: sounds like alice on drugs, lily shoes for the dead: mine lived 14 years, EW johan Amadeus Myjetski: the ruts of humorus Zooky Fogg: The rabbit hole is a worm hole. Nabby: Zooky do you know Er---er, Og Ogleby? lily: only in the resturant johan Amadeus Myjetski: So a rabbit is a worm? EWeston: That's longer than many dogs. Parrots always seemed like a pet who could outlive you DJTweeny: That's a character from The Bank Dick Nabby: the diet of worms DJTweeny: (my favorite Fields movie ;) lily: the lazy brown dog jumped shoes for the dead: dead rabbits johan Amadeus Myjetski: Shemp Howard from the Stooges was the bartender in the Bank Dick Zooky Fogg: Maybe I should but it's not registering, Nab EWeston: With a sap Nabby: dead rabbits aren't lazy and easy isn't supposed to be hard DJTweeny: Yeah he was Johan, and really good lily: slippers in waiting Nabby: or is it that hard isn't supposed to be easy...yeah Beet: when music was real Nabby: Righto Joh shoes for the dead: worms are slippery Nabby: You don't need to register Jim: What is going on in Austin tonight? Zooky Fogg: We're living in a spatial spiral tube and only see to thew bend. pinholeF200: if it was easy everybody would be hard johan Amadeus Myjetski: As slippery as the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist... Beet: isn't worms in France? Cat: i didnt like this song 50 years ago. still dont ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:27 PM and Nick steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Beet: Another Nick. Howdy johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh, boy Nick, now we can make wine. We've been waiting hunfdredsof years for this pinholeF200: You're just in the Nick of Time Nabby: Hi Nick DJTweeny: Hi Nick EWeston: Hi Mr Howdy Cat: a veritable nicalodeum shoes for the dead: peper song Zooky Fogg: Disney Land China is opening in August. Nabby: I just invented pork! Jim: we're having a night on the town here in Escanaba,MI EWeston: Ware the food spies Nabby DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DU Nabby: They're everywhere lily: secret rub shoes for the dead: guarded landfill Cat: i was here on day one. Nabby: yes you must know the secret rub Zooky Fogg: But can you pork with it? Cat: that sounds like a species from babylon 5 Cat: the first ones johan Amadeus Myjetski: Would you say yes to mean yes? Nabby: You can pork with it or do anything you like with it...dance with it Jim: I have a secret butt rub pinholeF200: we have a radioactive landfill in St. Louis, but the EPA says it's OK, there's a fence around it Zooky Fogg: Is the pork a cork? EWeston: Can you poke it with a spork? lily: teenie weenne eeni moe Nabby: I'll bet you do Jim EWeston: moi? Nabby: Yes EW but use a foon you wouldn't want to miss a loot drop johan Amadeus Myjetski: Pin, is it guarded? Jim: lots of cummin Jim: or cumin EWeston: Lotta lutes fallin these days Cat: expensive hookers, jim? Zooky Fogg: Cork it with pork and shake it and bake it at 375 for 15 minutes. pinholeF200: no, johan, just a chain link fence, radioactive waste and an underground fire Nabby: I wouldn't touch that with ten feet lily: grrensleeves anyone Jim: cumin,sugar and mustard shoes for the dead: i got a hankie, lily pinholeF200: all is quiet here--that is to say no audio lily: good shoes it will be needed for the sad ending Nabby: Catherwood give lily red shoes ||||||||| Catherwood gets lily red shoes. Zooky Fogg: If Lassie gets back with Timmy I'll slide out the piano. pinholeF200: audio restored, I rebooted my link lily: no place like home theres no Beet: did they really land on the moon? lily: I like flying monkeeies ||||||||| Malesch Morocco sneaks in around 10:37 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Cat: no homelike place Nabby: if you take them off and hit someone with them he--or she--teleports to Kansas Beet: Hi Mal johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lily, Peter Tork, or Michael Nesmith? shoes for the dead: hey Mal pinholeF200: and I relinked my boots DJTweeny: Hi Malesch lily: hi myj Nabby: I want one of those big hour glasses Zooky Fogg: You have good monkeys and bad monkeys like reindeer. shoes for the dead: il vino confuso lily: crystal balls DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern Cat: yeah the minute glasses are a bitch DJTweeny: So _this_ live performance is where that bit came from! shoes for the dead: steeerio hifi DJTweeny: very cool :-) Zooky Fogg: Crytal balls and tablets. DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern Cat:tween the bit is really old johan Amadeus Myjetski: Raise the level of your home! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DU ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nick - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Lil - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... pinholeF200: Il Schizopreno Nabby: The Hawaiian Hallucination Song---I'm crazy for it DJTweeny: but this is the classic take they put on Dear Friends lily: obly on 45 no lps please johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yep the one we know & love Zooky Fogg: Tim isn't waiting. I must catch the last flight. Thanks Fire Frirnds. Ad Astra. Be well. Cat: merl will know, tween shoes for the dead: allways leaves me laughung my but off DJTweeny: Have a great week, Zooky Malesch Morocco: What is the name of the lounge music that plays in the background when Just before the Gilbert Skink part? Beet: Nite, Zook Nabby: incomprehensible! Zooky Fogg: Thank Tween. And all of you. pinholeF200: bye Fogg Nabby: Bye bye Zooky lily: bye zook Cat: must be easy to fihd out online, morocco. johan Amadeus Myjetski: fare thee well, Zooks! Cat: off you zook Malesch Morocco: haven't had any luck so far lily: finnians rainbow lily: get some babel fish Cat: that's not a rainbow, that's a veneresl disease on acid Rufus_T_Firetween: lol Nabby: golly look at the time I'm going to miss my bridge club - nite all! pinholeF200: adios Nab Cat: by nab ||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' lily: bye nabster shoes for the dead: see ya Nabby johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Nabster! Beet: See ya next time, Nab Nabby: Thanks Tween! Cat: this is really good ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" DJTweeny: Shoes joins us on Sundays for the Roadkill Show, hope we can see you there :-) DJTweeny: a short-haired cat? Cat: hi again shoes lily: Thanks Tween! from nabby DJTweeny: yw Nabby :) johan Amadeus Myjetski: United Snakes shoes for the dead: hey again Cat Cat: fumiyo will cut my hair before she leaves. its warminghere lily: fill more Cat: i only have short hair when its a good idea johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don Ameche invented the light bulb Merlyn: Dr. Emory! Cat: stupidity was never invented. its the default state. shoes for the dead: thanks Tween! Beet: This has been fun. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. ''Bob'': Thanks Tween
''Bob'' waves pinholeF200: Thanks Tween, great stuff, lotsa laffs have a good week johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gratitudes & Gracias folks! shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! lily: Beet Cat DJTweeny johan Amadeus Myjetski lily Malesch Morocco Merlyn Nabby pinholeF200 Rufus_T_Firetween shoes for the dead Zooky Fogg Jim EWeston ''Bob'' Mudhead Nicky and tween you are great thanks u so much Cat: i'm overwhelmed with pain, so i'll leave DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week. See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... DJTweeny: damn, Cat :( ''Bob'': It's Tween's fault that I had to go buy this album recently. ;) ||||||||| pinholeF200 rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's pinholeF200?! It's 10:52 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" DJTweeny: :-) Cat: i'll survive, tween ''Bob'': Just remember, what goes around comes around
DJTweeny takes full responsibility DJTweeny: feel better, Cat Cat: my brain in very active. Cat: lets plays my zappa/ firesign mix next week, eh" Merlyn: I vote for it, cat Merlyn: see you all next wick ||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 10:54 PM. DJTweeny: Hope so, Cat, and have a Skype interview DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| DJTweeny rushes off, saying "10:55 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Cat: yes, i ||||||||| At 10:55 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Cat: i'[d like to talk about it. let's set that up. did the send this file come through? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Malesch Morocco - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Jim - dead from measles ||||||||| johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Nicky - dead from measles ||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Cat - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Nabby - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Beet - dead from measles ||||||||| lily - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Mudhead - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) steals in around 11:43 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Where is the party, Dear Friends? Where is the party? ||||||||| "11:44 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Hemlock Stones (Genuine!), who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
''Bob''
Cat
cooper
DJTweeny
DoC
Elayne
EWeston
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!)
J. Demographico
Jim
johan Amadeus Myjetski
justplainbob
kestrel74
kilgore
Lil
lily
llanwydd
Malesch Morocco
Merlyn
Mudhead
Nabby
pinholeF200
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Stlouielou
Zooky Fogg
