||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 19, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| 11:51 AM: Dean jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of February 19, 2015 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him. ||||||||| It's 12:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dean - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:21 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... ||||||||| Outside, the 7:52 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Robert', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:23 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... DJTweeny: Hi Robert Robert: Hello Tweeny -- first timer -- On my phone DJTweeny: Glad to have you here :) DJTweeny: long-time Firesign fan? Robert: Yep -- from vinyl on -- Detroit F M -- W A B X , I think DJTweeny: kewl ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" DJTweeny: I have quite a bit of vinyl myself DJTweeny: Where did you hear about the chat? ||||||||| Catherwood leads Bill_From_Billville in through the front door at 8:31 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hello Billvillian DJTweeny: Bill, are you new to the chat? Bill_From_Billville: hi. Bill_From_Billville: yes. Robert: Facebook fan - no audio? (Learning as I go here DJTweeny: yes, the streams are up so people can get connected DJTweeny: no music until about 9:40 Eastern DJTweeny: Glad to have you here Bill :) ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Roxanna', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:35 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Bill_From_Billville: Thank you DJT DJTweeny: Ho Roxanna DJTweeny: oops DJTweeny: Hi Roxanna lol DJTweeny: Roxanna, are you new to the chat? Robert: Keep seeing this on Facebook , thought I' d give it a try. How's it go? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Johan Amadeus Majetski inside, makes a note of the time (8:36 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: I play a music warm-up set in the 1/2 hour leading up to the show DJTweeny: the show starts at 9pm Eastern DJTweeny: sorry, I gave you a bad time for the start of the music DJTweeny: music starts in about 3 minutes DJTweeny: 8:40 Eastern DJTweeny: Hi Johan Johan Amadeus Majetski: Yo, djt! Roxanna: Yes this is my first time here DJTweeny: How did you hear about the chat, Roxanna? Johan Amadeus Majetski: Greetings, Roxie Roxanna: Hi! Robert:Tweeny, what's your tie to the group? Or just a hard working super an? ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - warm up music (Doobie Brothers, featuring Bill Payne on keyboards) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'f1r3s1gnch4t', just granted probation at 8:40 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: just a fan, Robert DJTweeny: I do a radio show at Radio Free Dishnuts, and the previous DJ wanted to retire DJTweeny: Hi f1r3s1gnch4t Johan Amadeus Majetski: Kinda excited about tonight's 'cast. Two Places At Once was the first FST album I heard. DJTweeny: Nino says you're from Austin. Me too... f1r3s1gnch4t: f1r3s1gnch4t: what's a good firesign theatre performance to get started on? DJTweeny: the All Things Firesign collection is good, as well as Shoes For Industry (best of) Robert: Nice I'm hearing Doobies, tho I have to leave chat to do it. DJTweeny: I played their first album last week, tonight we'll hear their second DJTweeny: That's a drag, Robert :/ Robert: First four in order, don ha think? Rufus_T_Firetween: All Things Firesign - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-tl Rufus_T_Firetween: Shoes For Industry - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=sfi DJTweeny: There's lots of Firesign stuff on YouTube DJTweeny: Yeah, the first four should be played in order Robert: Well, after all, it is the Doobies . . .😊 DJTweeny: after we get through those, I'll be taking requests for albums Johan Amadeus Majetski: Or you could just cut the soles off your shoes, sit in a tree, & learn to play the flute DJTweeny: I thought you meant the first 4 FST albums, which do dovetail one into the other DJTweeny: that too, Johan Robert: Right . . . Like I wear shoes with soles . . . f1r3s1gnch4t: someday i will check out this firesign thing, but it won't be tonite. thanks anyhow fellas, but i'm too young to retire, see you all on the flipside DJTweeny: later DJTweeny: thanks for stopping in ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ||||||||| 8:50 PM: Cat jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" DJTweeny: Hey Cat Cat: hi folks DJTweeny: several new people tonight, Cat ||||||||| Catherwood leads lily into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:51 PM, then departs. Johan Amadeus Majetski: Greets, Cat! DJTweeny: Hi lily Cat: Hi newcomers. I'm about as old as it gets on chat. lily: Cat DJTweeny f1r3s1gnch4t Johan Amadeus Majetski lily Robert Roxanna Rufus_T_Firetween hey all and thanks DJTween in advance you da bomb Johan Amadeus Majetski: Hail, Lily
DJTweeny explodes lily: JAM Cat: Bill Payne from the Mothers or was it Little Feat or both? lily: nooooo tween ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'Mr. Bark Bark', just granted probation at 8:53 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: hahaha DJTweeny: Hi Bark Mr. Bark Bark: Greetings from the President of the United States! lily: glad to bee in this company Cat: Hi Barack Mr. Bark Bark: I"m glad to be in ANY company DJTweeny: Feets, get moobin'! Cat: at least it's not in your bonnet, lily Mr. Bark Bark: Yes sir! Johan Amadeus Majetski: Got my twotones thru the floorboards now! lily: me been stuck in for daze NC Closed Mr. Bark Bark: Well, I guess we could take the shortcut through Frogtown... DJTweeny: yeah, heard the SE was getting hit hard lily: you can't get there from here DJTweeny: not as bad as the NE, of course Cat: I have the doobie bros album with China Grove on it, or is it China town? lily: icey toenails DJTweeny: you just missed the song, Cat DJTweeny: This from The Captain And Me DJTweeny: I have it on 1/2 Speed Mastered vinyl ;) Cat: i can always just put on the album, tween. Johan Amadeus Majetski: I'm near Memphis, had ice & a little snow, but we're supposed to get hit again tomorrow. Cat: i gather you're not used to that kind of weather, johan ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" DJTweeny: serious winter weather all over Roxanna: Detroit is cold cold cold DJTweeny: good to live way south ;) Cat: i dont remember elvis singing any songs about snow DJTweeny: I'll bet Roxanna Cat: hi rox. Roxanna: No closest was Blue Christmas Johan Amadeus Majetski: The natives don't do well in ice. Plus we only get to practice it once or twice a year Mr. Bark Bark: I'm up in Chicago-- had a few drinks, but the cold outside, walking back, had me sober 10 minutes later. DJTweeny: heheh lily: peep holes are crazy Cat: good catch, rox DJTweeny: well, they don't call it The Windy City for nuthin' I suppose ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 8:58 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Beet: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Mr. Bark Bark: It was roaring till today. It whales all night! DJTweeny: Hi Beet Cat: I was in Vegas last week. That's the last warm weather I'll see until late april Beet: Evenin' all ||||||||| Outside, the 8:59 PM bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving lil_artie coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. lily: did ya win cat Johan Amadeus Majetski: Beets Mr. Bark Bark: Our returning, deceased war veteran! Cat: greetings root vegetable. I had a fantastic heirloom beet salad at Danieul Boulud's place in vegas DJTweeny: Hi artie lily: hey beet Cat: win what, lily? Beet: Yo Johann ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 19, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Johan Amadeus Majetski: Greets, lil RT ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Beet: Hi lily ||||||||| Nabby sneaks in around 9:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." lily: not even a penny? Beet: Hi Nabby DJTweeny: Hi Nabby Johan Amadeus Majetski: Nabsterino Cat: oh i see, no i have never gambled. it doesn't appeal to me. i only go to vegas for the food. several of the best chefs in france, spain and japan have restaurants there and it's way cheaper to eat at them than same food in paris Nabby: Greetings from the president of the United Snakes Mr. Bark Bark: Darling Nabby lily: food cat food DJTweeny: we have two of them in here tonight ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:01 PM and late as usual, it's Doug, just back from Elmertown." Beet: Hot rocking keeping us warm Cat:http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ DJTweeny: Hi Doug Cat: for some reason, blogspot is backwards so you get my final days first and my first days later Cat: two presidents? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: no way to change the display? Mr. Bark Bark: That's the way I want to go. Cat: there must be, tween ||||||||| 9:03 PM: shoes for the dead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" Nabby: Where are we going? shoes for the dead: Howdy Nabby: there absolutely must be Tween or no show shoes for the dead: crazy, Nabby Johan Amadeus Majetski: Shoes! For industry! Nabby: Hi shoes DJTweeny: Hi Shoes Cat: you can go anywhere you like if you aren't anywhere at all Beet: I want to get the jump tonight and say hello to the NSA guy Beet: Hey shoes Nabby: Where am us anyway? Cat: to the moon, nsa guy Mr. Bark Bark: If we just sit here, we'll never run out of gas. Cat: shoes shoes for the dead: have a fun Vegas. Cat? Nabby: mooning the NSA Nabby: Hello down there Cat: i always do, shoes. that's why i go there. Mr. Bark Bark: Heh heh heh Johan Amadeus Majetski: Squeezing the NSA's wheeze Mr. Bark Bark: "Not Safe Anywhere." Nabby: honk honk Cat: I had a warm grape salad at a Japanese restaurant called Yonaka that was as good as anything i've ever eaten. and i eat well Doug: Sorry I'm late... Howdy, DJ Tweeny ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> http://laugh.com/product/firesign-theatre-how-can-you-be-in-two-places-at-once-when-youre-not-anywhere-at-all-cd-audio-only/ **' Cat:http://www.yonakajapaneserestaurant.com/ ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Hideo Gump Jr.', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:06 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Cat: Hi doug Cat: i wonder when those two books will be put together Johan Amadeus Majetski: Yo, Doug! Beet: One of the great comic chants of all time DJTweeny: Hi Hideo Nabby: Hey Doug and Hideo Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln Doug: Hi Cat Cat: new folks tonight or just bad memory on my part ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:07 PM and pinholeF200 steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Hi pin Beet: hi pin shoes for the dead: hey Pin Hideo Gump Jr.: Hey Naabby Nabby: Hi Pin pinholeF200: Greetings from the Midwest, Tweeny, Beet, shoes lily: duck wander shoes for the dead: warm that grape for Cat, pin Nabby: Cheers Hideo DJTweeny: the chilly midwest? Nabby: luke duckwalker ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Cat: ive just returned from ancient greece. look at this grape Johan Amadeus Majetski: Pin! Robert: So nice to hear this, but bailing , at least until I learn my phone . Spoilsport rules. Doug: Hi Johan Amadeus Majetski and Hideo. Been here once before, but I don't recall who I was then. Beet: when FM sounded different shoes for the dead: -44 in Embarass,Mn today Mr. Bark Bark: By Rober! Nabby: Who am us anyway? Cat: sauteed grapes, mushrooms, feta cheese, kale, chives and mint. pinholeF200: A miserly 10 degrees Fahrenheit in Illinois ||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| f1r3s1gnch4t - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Zooky Fogg enters at 9:10 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn. Cat: and a grape based cocktail to go with it. i've never eaten/drank anything better and the salad was $8.00 Mr. Bark Bark: Five above in Chicago Johan Amadeus Majetski: Gad, zooks! Robert: Thanks Tweeny. DJTweeny: Hi Zooky Cat: fogg shoes for the dead: the Fogg rolls in pinholeF200: Evenin Zook Zooky Fogg: Broad sweeping hey, Fire Heads. Back to crack and fully charged and glued back together. And thank you Tween. Cat: like that mexican chain, Senor Fogg Nabby: gosh it's zook Johan Amadeus Majetski: 23 in Memphis, a bit warmer tonight than last DJTweeny: you're very welcome, folks :) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln Beet: Gads Zooks! Zooky Fogg: Eve Cat. Nabby: I am home by now ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing '''Bob''', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:12 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Mr. Bark Bark: You see? I told you. shoes for the dead: Shadow Valley condoms DJTweeny: Hi Bob Cat: this album came out when i had a radio show in ottawa. i played it to death Johan Amadeus Majetski: Mind swipers! Nabby: What a groove! Mr. Bark Bark: The stockade! ''Bob'': Hi all! DJTweeny: yes Cat, but it lives on in steerio hii-fii Mr. Bark Bark: Hi "Bob"! Zooky Fogg: Bob Damn Johan Amadeus Majetski: Bob! Nabby: Hi Bob shoes for the dead: got this and the big bamboo at the same time, this one got played a lot more Cat: bob bob bobbing along? Zooky Fogg: Holy Bob Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln pinholeF200: Yo Bob DJTweeny: cool, shoes Cat: when was big bambu, 72? Mr. Bark Bark: This animal is sick! DJTweeny: a tad deeper material ;) ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Nabby: koff koff Cat: lol tween ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Beet: I have never figured out the frequent canine references Hideo Gump Jr.: live in Minnesota but should move to Alaska where its warmer pinholeF200: to keep aligned with the Dog Star ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cat: the lads do love dogs, especailly austin Mr. Bark Bark: Don't wolf your food! lily: catherwood get nabby a hot toddy ||||||||| Catherwood gets nabby a hot toddy. Cat: bergman had a dog named Noogi at this time, he sometimes comes up in the shows and albums Zooky Fogg: Do you have high test diet Cat: Nergi Johan Amadeus Majetski: Eyes akimbo! Cat: babylon god Beet: "Enough noise to keep the wolves awake" etc Mr. Bark Bark: You are confused, the horizon is moving up! Nabby: I prefer a tall glass of meat Zooky Fogg: Where there is a sundet there is a sunrise ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Cat: had something like that at Bazaar Meat in vegas, nabby. a breadstrick wrapped in primo beef and a little warm cheese sauce to dip it in. exqjuisite shoes for the dead: divineentize Beet: I love the W. C. Fields Nabby: Catherwood poke lily ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Nabby and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Nabby: Catherwood open the pyramid ||||||||| Catherwood snubs Nabby Cat: head of fox on tv news. synchronicity lily: hey hay hee Nabby: lol Zooky Fogg: Call Bob if he don't get out. Nabby: get lamp Nabby: frotz me Cat: sort of cartoony fox, painted on door of bus Beet: How is the old Wazoo? Nabby: this song makes me cry every time Zooky Fogg: Alfy, Alfy, you're home Alfy. pinholeF200: a thing is a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide Zooky Fogg: This world is old as dirt shoes for the dead:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islets_of_Langerhans Beet: Sometimes a phallic symbol is just a phallic symbol Nabby: oh boy! pork! Nabby: rockefeller shoes for the dead: nixon Zooky Fogg: I made a sand counter. Nabby: ford! shoes for the dead: theching sand to count? Nabby: white with fooooam Zooky Fogg: It's a phone too. Nabby: fnord Nabby: this song always make me cry Zooky Fogg: This song makes me feel home. pinholeF200: ask the snoop in your Inbox Johan Amadeus Majetski: Oh no, Pin! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln shoes for the dead: ask the snoop in the chatroom ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Beet: This a great workout for showing off your stereo ||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Robert - dead from measles ||||||||| Roxanna - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Doug - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cat: true, beet Nabby: this is authentic fake german lily: snoopys here where? Nabby: sig freud! Cat: particularly in those days Zooky Fogg: Sounds like there saying he's high. Cat: i imagine snoop pees wherever he wants to Nabby: who doesn't Johan Amadeus Majetski: Or your headphones, so your parents would not hear the drug references Zooky Fogg: I pee without my own permission sometimes. lily: lol zook Nabby: lol zook Zooky Fogg: And at night when you're sleeping drill sarge comes a creeping all around. Johan Amadeus Majetski: To pee or not to pee, that is the question Beet: A real need for Boogies shoes for the dead: and beaners Nabby: Watch out where the huskies go lily: its always pea Nabby: sweet pea shoes for the dead: Der Schnifter Beet: Still makes me laugh lily: coat Nabby: we need to bring the war back home again Zooky Fogg: That ain't grandma's soup. ||||||||| Outside, the 9:29 PM bus from Vermont pulls away, leaving Lil coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Nabby: lol lily DJTweeny: Hi Lil shoes for the dead: hey Lil Beet: Howdy Lil Nabby: Hi Lil Johan Amadeus Majetski: Hi Lil: Bleh coff coff hi all Johan Amadeus Majetski: Lil! DJTweeny: Nabby, I'll settle for ending the ones we've got, and bringing the troops home ;) lily: snap Nabby: I'm having pork! ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Nabby: Good point Tweeny Lil: What a nice welcome, thanks Zooky Fogg: Damn Vermonter Busses Nabby: I take it all back Cat: Hi Lil Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln Zooky Fogg: I can hear the Sound of Music from here. pinholeF200: Howdy Lil shoes for the dead: oh heavenly Grid Lil: What about Vermonter buses? Nabby: the grid is All Zooky Fogg: Can you hear the music, too? shoes for the dead: ya me too Zooky Fogg: I've ridden them. Nabby: I hear a buzzing in my ear Beet: Turn in your badge Mr. Bark Bark: That's the future. Lil: Oh. No like tghem Zooky? Nabby: when is the future? Cat: better than in your nose, nabby Beet: Here comes Ulysses Nabby: good golly I agree cat Mr. Bark Bark: I never put it together that he drinks the liquid before lapsing into Joyce. Zooky Fogg: Don't have the body anymore for long rides. lily: back to the bridge Johan Amadeus Majetski: The Andelusian girls Nabby: a one and a two and a Cat: i never noticed that, bark ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Lil: Gotcha Zooky Beet: Yes Johan Amadeus Majetski: Andelusian girls yes ''Bob'': excuse me. i'll be in my bunk. Nabby: that's one trippy ending Cat: he is certainaly stoned on some of that yucatan blue lily: bubbles I smell bubbles Mr. Bark Bark: At Drucker and Fourth... Nabby: Regnad! Lil: BB switching places cos I can't be in two Zooky Fogg: It's city busses mostly now that I had to get rid of my car. Nabby: I have a skip in my old record when the phone rings Nabby: it always sounds weird to me without the skip Beet: I recommend CD's Cat: good choice, beet shoes for the dead: better than DZ's ||||||||| Outside, the 9:36 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Nabby: This pork is delish Zooky Fogg: Most busses. Not just Vermont. I happen to love this state. shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn Beet: Merl is here Johan Amadeus Majetski: Brown paper bag Cat: hi merl ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:37 PM and late as usual, it's SidFudd, just back from California." Merlyn: heya Nabby: Hi Merlyn would you like some pork ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn DJTweeny: Hi Sid shoes for the dead: and Fudd! Cat: taylor Beet: Hi Sid Mr. Bark Bark: Ah, Mr. Fudd. lily: pea goat Nabby: Hey Sid Nabby: a very tiny green goat in a pod DJTweeny: Pin, I've got The Man Who Eats Watches queued :) lily: good with pork Zooky Fogg: Yes. I still have that human capacity. Nabby: Knicky Nick Nick SidFudd: I HATE the sound of clicks and pops on vinyl...why, oh why do I feel the need to produce a new record for Firesign? Just to do it, I guess. Zooky Fogg: But I've pressed flesh with Mark Lenard. SidFudd: The new Firesign record will be a bunch of legit ads...that is we think that's what the record is right now Johan Amadeus Majetski: Hi Fudd! ||||||||| lily sneaks away to The Chapel... ||||||||| 9:39 PM -- lily enters.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Hideo Gump Jr. - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Bill_From_Billville - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Mr. Bark Bark: The Romulan Mark Lenard, or the Vulcan Mark Lenard?? pinholeF200: Cool. Love that bit. Also $100.00 dollar shine. We acted that one out at my wedding reception shoes for the dead: like the Jack Poet ads, Sid? SidFudd: Does anyone here have a record player? That you actually listen to records on? Nabby: Squeal? That means pork! Zooky Fogg: The One and only Ambassador. Nabby: Sure Sid. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Whoomph into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:40 PM, then departs. shoes for the dead: YES! Johan Amadeus Majetski: Not anymore, Sid Zooky Fogg: Met him at a mall. Mr. Bark Bark: Or the Klingon Mark Lenard, from the first movie? DJTweeny: Cool, Sid :-) DJTweeny: Hi Whoomph Cat: yes sidd Whoomph: Hey... ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Nabby: Merk Lanard makes a fine valcun Nabby: Whoomph Zooky Fogg: I think I retained some of his katra. Mr. Bark Bark: And a fine valium. Cat: is it for the challenge, sir? Whoomph: I have the album, you can't have mine. Cat: there is niche market Whoomph: I am the sound of snowfall here in the northeast... Lil: I could have sworn I was already here ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:43 PM and llanwydd bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. llanwydd: good evening SidFudd: Jack Poet radio ads, Carnation Instant Breakfast ads, Craig Stereo ads, IHOP ads, A-1 Slacks ads Cat: maybe not enough to recover costs, though DJTweeny: Hi Llan Cat: hi llan shoes for the dead: hey llan Lil: Hi ll Zooky Fogg: I must find the others. Beet: hi llan llanwydd: I'm watching Yello Submarine for the first time in about 30 years Johan Amadeus Majetski: Llan, evening Johan Amadeus Majetski: What? Cat: and the reason for this is the quality would be far higher than the same tihngs now online? Cat: and there is an audience for this? shoes for the dead: watch out for the holes, Llan Nabby: echo Mr. Bark Bark: "Through this 'sacred' panel"?? Beet: Watching the BluRay version? llanwydd: lol Nabby: lol Johan Amadeus Majetski: Those sacred panels! Nabby: What? Zooky Fogg: He spread himself out. Cat: the stevie ray vaughn story in blue ray llanwydd: sacred panel is probably an in-joke. I don't get it Lil: I ave a ole in me pocket Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cat: stevie, rave on shoes for the dead: yuppers, Cat Zooky Fogg: We must proceed quietly. Beet: There is a SRV story? I want to see it. Where is it? lily: vibrafoam Mr. Bark Bark: I always thought (till tonight) it was "secret panel." ||||||||| Catherwood enters with CP Justy close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:47 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary. DJTweeny: I just figured out that the reference to the Hashfire Inn on EYKIW is to Franklin's membership in the Hellfire Society DJTweeny: Hi CP Cat: stikng rays for reagon Cat: ah, the communist party makes an appearance Zooky Fogg: I thought Bob might of known something. Cat: good one, tween. i had not made than connection Cat: we can listen to firestuff for 50 years and still learn things Zooky Fogg: Ok. Hush now. ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:48 PM, dragging principal poop by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" DJTweeny: absolutely CP Justy: ''Lo, all ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Cat: poop DJTweeny: Hey PrincP, long time no see... shoes for the dead: Poop!! DJTweeny: How ya doin'? Beet: hi poop ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Johan Amadeus Majetski: CPJ! Cat: was the audio/video quality of great radio to watch enough to do you any good, fudd? Merlyn: hey PP Lil: Poop have been missin' ya Nabby: hey poop Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln pinholeF200: hooking up my big speakers to hear P&B Zooky Fogg: Your're going 9 and I'm going 7 and the distance is growing. I need new sneakers. Cat: chat is no longer constipated ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Zooky Fogg: May I suggest pro-biotics. lily: wadedodda llanwydd: I'm pro-bionics lily: Zook for Pres 2016 CP Justy: Looseners! DJTweeny: I've had requests for T.V. and T.B. from Dear Friends. I'm planning on playing them next week since Dwarf is more or less centered around a T.V. Nabby: this song always makes me cry shoes for the dead: I'm pro- verbial Whoomph: vibrafoam Cat: you cry alot, nab. like a vancouver sky Lil: Great DJTweeny: Please feel free to send me requests via private chat, and I'll try to play them here and there Beet: I had no idea you were so emotional, Nab Zooky Fogg: Thanks for the confidence Lily but I must defer to Gracie Allen. Lil:Tweeny lily: catherwood hand nabby a hankie ||||||||| Catherwood gets nabby a hankie.
Nabby weeps profusely. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln shoes for the dead: or do you just not like the songs, Nab? Cat: and not in the south park sense llanwydd: I thought Gracie was funnier than Lucy Rufus_T_Firetween: lol Nabby Nabby: Thank you lily. *sniff* llanwydd: but only on the radio. the tv show wasn't as good Zooky Fogg: Gracie is just Gracie and ever beautiful. Cat: speaking of old radio, just heard harry shearer interviewed by marc maron today DJTweeny: Is the person who requested Ben Bland's All-Day Matinee here? Cat: maron's podcast, wtf Nabby: agree llan llanwydd: the burns and allen radio show was sometimes very surrealist Cat: harry even mentioned firesign quite pointedly, only to be told by maron that he wasn't into surrealism. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:54 PM, dragging Ice Cream Mister by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" llanwydd: the tv show was just a plain old sitcom DJTweeny: Hi Mister Cat: hi mister pinholeF200: found some Goon Show segments on YouTube-great stuff Beet: howdy ice llanwydd: Hey Mister! I got a nickel Johan Amadeus Majetski: ICM, hiya! Nabby: wadedooda Zooky Fogg: No other like her. Lucy was her own talent, too. Nabby: Hey ice cream Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln shoes for the dead: we all scream pinholeF200: three dimes, a hundred dollar bill, and the rest in ones Cat: that's the line that came to me when i was eating the grape salad in vegas: look at this grape CP Justy: At your cervix ||||||||| At 9:57 PM, Ice Cream Mister vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Nabby looks at cat's grape. CP Justy: You don't understand how radio works. Beet: Ice Cream melted ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:58 PM, dragging Gary by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" llanwydd: Hey Gary Johan Amadeus Majetski: I actually used that cervix line on a woman once. Worked! CP Justy: This hasn't happened to me since M. shoes for the dead: hey Gary llanwydd: are you the truth speaker? Gary : hi there Cat: i think everyone is here because they like "radio," some audio delivery system Zooky Fogg: You turn the nob on mine. DJTweeny: Hi Gary Nabby: Hi gary Beet: were you at her cervix? Cat: shearer talked about being on benny radio show when he was 8 Cat: gary pinholeF200: Hey, Gary DJTweeny: Cat: i think everyone is here because they like "radio," some audio delivery system << think I saw one in a museum once Johan Amadeus Majetski: You bet, Beet! Beet: This song makes me cry shoes for the dead: I get Vancuover AM 1130 in the morning, Cat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln Cat: you are in vancouver, shoes? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Zooky Fogg: Soon it will all be all thought operated. CP Justy: Rendezvous with destiny pinholeF200: have to laugh at the commercials for "wireless" cable TV--we had wireless rabbit ears shoes for the dead: no, Montana Cat: too philip k dickian for me, fogg Zooky Fogg: And my air piano will be a manifest reality. ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" llanwydd: I've had trouble reading pkd, cat. too depressing Nabby: we'll never know how he did it either ||||||||| At 10:01 PM, Gary vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! CP Justy: Scene 3, Take 600 Zooky Fogg: It's what you do with it, Cat. Cat: not always, llan. my faves are ubiq and electric sheep, short stories the electric ant and fiath of our fatghers llanwydd: who did what? what did I miss? ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" shoes for the dead: what?
Nabby offers Tween a Fantastic Cigarette. Zooky Fogg: I make it sound crazier than it is. llanwydd: well I tried to read A Scanner Darkly. it was awful. couldn't finish fifty pages lily: this song always makes me cry Nabby: lol llanwydd: this bong always makes me high ||||||||| 10:03 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: Hey Elayne llanwydd: Hi Elayne Cat: i agree llan. couldnt stand that one. one case where flick was better than book. Lil: Hi E Cat: HI El Elayne: Evenin' all! Sorry I'm late, Qi has just been picked up by BBC America so we were binge-watching that. Nabby: Hey Elayne lily: Hi E shoes for the dead: Elayne! Zooky Fogg: A lot of real practical applications. Elayne: I'm a huge QI fan. Mr. Bark Bark: Ah, Miss Elayne Zooky Fogg: E pinholeF200: about time hahaha Johan Amadeus Majetski: Hi, E! Beet: Hi E Cat: Is your mom still living in Vegas? Elayne: Hi Cat! No, last year she finally sold the condo. How are things there? Nabby: who isn't? Zooky Fogg: Start with those who need it and not just toys for the rich. DJTweeny: ah, Canadian... Cat: Not inmpressed with downtown but i love the strip. My favourite lunch fish lavraki at Milos is once again fantastic, as are the vegie crepes at Eiffel Towerf Elayne: I was going to read your blog posts before chat, Cat, but they're so long I'll have to wait until the weekend. Cat: This trip, had the greatest salad of my life at newish Japanese restaurant Yonaka. Elayne: Everyone should go to Cat's blog and read all about his adventures in Vegas. Cat: ok, el, yes i am somewhat long winded. Elayne: But it's fun to read, Cat! llanwydd: how was the weather in vegas, cat? Zooky Fogg: Legs, arms, prothethis of every sort. Who argues that? lily: Happy Goat year ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cat:http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ pinholeF200: wacko crank-maybe would be a good chat name Cat: pleasently warm at night, a bit hotter than i like in the daytime but i was mostly indoors. Zooky Fogg: Whoops. Wondering to the deep end of the pool again. llanwydd: wacko crank? that's me Cat: i love to leave cold vancouver for a few days in the winter Cat: though it hasn't been that cold this winter. llanwydd: pretty warm for february llanwydd: 38 degrees here in florida shoes for the dead: 45 in Mt. Cat: isnt it always hot in florida? Zooky Fogg: It's February here. Nabby: but will it blend? lily: NC is frozed llanwydd: the rest of the east coast is a little nippy llanwydd: no, cat. not in this part of florida Elayne: It's going into the minus Fahrenheit range tonight. Cat: my parents were seriously condering moving to miami before we wound up in la. Elayne: Around -6 or so, they say. llanwydd: january and february are usually cold Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman’s “TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD” Here >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv Cat: its cold here mid oct-late april Nabby: nice choice pin ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| principal poop - dead from the common cold ||||||||| SidFudd - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Beet: very tired of rediculous Winter Beet: Hi, Peter Zooky Fogg: The weather man is just saying cold at this point. Cat: fudd is gone? ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" llanwydd: florida is a big state. miami is usually warm but I understand they got flurries back in 78 pinholeF200: Thanks much Tween DJTweeny: yw Pin :) DJTweeny: let me know if there's something else you'd like to hear Cat: big is relative. look up my province, british columbia in terms of territory ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Johan Amadeus Majetski: This is excellent! lily:tweens dulcent tones llanwydd: yes, I know, cat. very big country you live in Nabby: I have a big relative Cat: i think peter was doing this since elementary school until his final days Nabby: Bergman! ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - from the DOMM Let’s Eat Broadcasts “HEY, BANANA NOSE”- listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS AT >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ **' Zooky Fogg: Zippers are a heinous thing. shoes for the dead: Lets Eat!! Nabby: Let's eat pork! llanwydd: I wonder if he was related to ingmar Cat: just my province, llan, what you would call a state. it's ridiculously large llanwydd: I know the whole geography of canada, cat ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" lily: catherwood get nabby some applsauce to go with his pork ||||||||| Catherwood gets nabby some applsauce to go with his pork. Cat: i hitch hiked around bc in 73. that's how you find out how big a place is Cat: planes wont tell you that Zooky Fogg: I'll bring the Happy Hippy Herbal Tea. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=do Nabby: Thanks Catherlily llanwydd: well florida is about 500 miles long lily: always have a side nabby Nabby: smile when you say that shoes for the dead: esissteen llanwydd: "I always smile with a gun in my belly" - Trampas Nabby: suck out the poison - spit out the pits Zooky Fogg: May I suggest the blueberry. pinholeF200: did y'all see the story about the woman who shot herself in the eye adjusting her bra holster Nabby: i saw that pin oh my Zooky Fogg: Small boobs. pinholeF200: she was going to get her country back, whatever that means, but not now DJTweeny: Yeah Pinhole. wow, just wow... lily: but the bra served as a turniq> how do ya speel that? Zooky Fogg: How about the Mellow Mertle? Nabby: but not now.... shoes for the dead: that gun got axcited Nabby: I feel a song coming on Cat: have a turnip llanwydd: can you sing it without crying? Beet: Don't make me cry, Nab Zooky Fogg: I have Gertrudes Sift. Nabby: i don't know! shoes for the dead: sniff sniff llanwydd: that was one of dame edna's famous lines. "I feel a song coming on" Zooky Fogg: I'm a totaled tea totaler. Johan Amadeus Majetski: She was hilarious, llan! shoes for the dead: what did the tea add up to? llanwydd: for sure llanwydd: the tea totalled 60 grams Zooky Fogg: But I ride the bus like a responsible one does. Johan Amadeus Majetski: 3 lids? shoes for the dead: that's felony weight here Cat: i thought that was holy grail, llan llanwydd: LOL Zooky Fogg: And I am guilty of having fun with it. Cat: fun is for the having, fogg lily: Find the Nabby shoes for the dead: was it in separate bags? Zooky Fogg: That's what I told the judge in my best John Wayne. pinholeF200: now you just have to get rid of the guilt, Zook lily: leaky eye syndrome llanwydd: you drink on the bus, zook? Zooky Fogg: I know. What's that about? lily: cheese whiz Cat: we're all bozoholic on this bus Zooky Fogg: No. Seriously. I don't touch alcohol but for swabs. pinholeF200: just because you did it doesn't mean you are guilty --from an attorney billboard Johan Amadeus Majetski: I feel a cry coming on... llanwydd: well, then. let's all sit around and get sober ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'The Nab', just granted probation at 10:24 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mr. Bark Bark - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Whoomph - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Elayne - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... shoes for the dead: crimea river
The Nab shrugs Zooky Fogg: They hold quite a bit. Johan Amadeus Majetski: Lol, Shoes! lily: Beet Cat Johan Amadeus Majetski lily llanwydd Nabby pinholeF200 shoes for the dead The Nab Zooky Fogg nite all gotta find my toes have a great on and thanks DJtween for a great time Cat: by lily llanwydd: Nite lily The Nab: Stay groovy lily Zooky Fogg: Nite Lil Beet: g'nite, lily shoes for the dead: take care Lily pinholeF200: hasta la vista baby, I mean lily Johan Amadeus Majetski: Nite, Lily, take care! lily: youall beehive ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Zooky Fogg: Sponges of alcohol can be carried in the pocket? DJTweeny: yw lily, have a great week :) llanwydd: I suppose in a plastic bag Zooky Fogg: I just like thinking the scenarios. ||||||||| scott sashays in at 10:29 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. The Nab: more beaners in duckburg--what next? Zooky Fogg: About enough for a shot. llanwydd: what do you do with the swabs, zook, if you don't mind me asking Cat: scott DJTweeny: Hi scott, welcome to the asylum shoes for the dead: hey Scott Johan Amadeus Majetski: If i think in scenarios, does that mean i am artistic? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=do The Nab: Hi scott Johan Amadeus Majetski: Lo, Capt. Scott! scott: Hello, first time here! Zooky Fogg: Detail work. shoes for the dead: no. probly Spanish, Johan pinholeF200: hey scott The Nab: and it won't be your last llanwydd: aha Beet: Going to check it in for the night. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. See you next week. The Nab: I can't get no The Nab: Take care Beet ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" llanwydd: well, I'm hungry. got to get a late supper. be back in about a half hour if anybody is here ||||||||| "Hey llanwydd!" ... llanwydd turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:32 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... DJTweeny: have a great week, Beet shoes for the dead: amd the Beetgoes on Zooky Fogg: I think you are Johan. pinholeF200: Nite Beet Lil: Bye Beet Johan Amadeus Majetski: Make it a week, Beet! Zooky Fogg: Take care Beet. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Lil: EAT IT llan The Nab: I'm transpirating Zooky Fogg: Do you think you're artistic? ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Johan Amadeus Majetski: Suffering from artism is a real challenge... ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Zooky Fogg: It is. Johan Amadeus Majetski: Mostly a financial one DJTweeny: true, Johan Johan Amadeus Majetski: I find anyway ||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Zooky Fogg: You do with what you got. Zooky Fogg: My first interactive TV was a radio. shoes for the dead: larger sense of humor Johan Amadeus Majetski: Know what cha mean, Zooky pinholeF200: I was interactive with our TV until my wife got pissed when I talked back to the Holy Trinitron DJTweeny: sacrilege shoes for the dead: good Grid! pinholeF200: yeah, she should put a votive candle above the screen Zooky Fogg: My first radio was a upstairs downstairs duct. Johan Amadeus Majetski: Oh, my duck... The Nab: how to make a hypercard: http://youtu.be/odiNQCrsJy4 The Nab: I must away ere break of day - awesome to see you all! The Nab: Thanks Tween Johan Amadeus Majetski: Nite Nab! Stay warm! pinholeF200: see ya Nab shoes for the dead: see ya Nab ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| lily - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Nabby - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... DJTweeny: yw Nabby :) DJTweeny: have a great week shoes for the dead: echo in here Cat: off you go Zooky Fogg: My first upstairs downstairs duct wasn't secure though. shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween!! Lil: Time went dast 2nite Zooky Fogg: Ooh. That went quick. Thanks folks. Ad astra. Johan Amadeus Majetski: Thanks loads, DJT, & everyone! Zooky Fogg: Thanks Tween. Lil: What Zooky said LOL shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! pinholeF200: Thanks for everything, esp. P&P Tween DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week. See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Lil: Take care all pinholeF200: P&B Lil: Good show as always Tweeny Cat: thanks as always, tween. see y'all next week DJTweeny: that's a very fun bit, Pin :) DJTweeny: Thanks for the suggestion ||||||||| Cat is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:43 PM. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:44 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Rufus_T_Firetween by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| "Hey DJTweeny!" ... DJTweeny turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:44 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Johan Amadeus Majetski: 😀 ||||||||| pinholeF200 says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, pinholeF200 exits at 10:44 PM. Lil: Hey mister I got a nickel, wait for meeeeeeeee........ ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies roary inside, makes a note of the time (10:47 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| roary dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's roary?! It's 10:48 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| The Nab - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Lil - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Beet - dead from measles ||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from measles ||||||||| CP Justy - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Merlyn dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 11:03 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| scott - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Majetski - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Johan Amadeus Majetski into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 11:29 PM, then departs. ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Majetski - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "4:05 AM and late as usual, it's RedPillTweeny, just back from Elmertown." ||||||||| It's 4:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bill_From_Billville
''Bob''
Cat
CP Justy
DJTweeny
Doug
Elayne
f1r3s1gnch4t
Gary
Hideo Gump Jr.
Johan Amadeus Majetski
Lil
lily
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mr. Bark Bark
Nabby
pinholeF200
Robert
Roxanna
Rufus_T_Firetween
scott
shoes for the dead
SidFudd
The Nab
Whoomph
Zooky Fogg
