Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
02/12/2015

Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 12, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Tunawidow waltzes in at 7:50 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 8:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tunawidow - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween sneaks in around 1:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| New notice: '"Just remember, Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, D.C."'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'DJTweeny', just granted probation at 6:45 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: 'PROBLEM WITH RFD STREAMING SERVER - sorry, no chat show tonight dues to technical difficulties far beyond our control. Please feel free to chat it up anyway, and be sure to join us next week for HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL :-) - Tweeny - “Just remember, Abraham Lincoln didn’t die in vain. He died in Washington D.C.”'
||||||||| New notice: 'PROBLEM WITH RFD STREAMING SERVER - sorry, no chat show tonight dues to technical difficulties far beyond our control (we suspect that dastardly Electrician is behind it). Please feel free to chat it up anyway, and be sure to join us next week for HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL :-) - Tweeny - “Just remember, Abraham Lincoln didn’t die in vain. He died in Washington D.C.”'
||||||||| New notice: 'PROBLEM WITH RFD STREAMING SERVER - sorry, no chat show tonight due to technical difficulties far beyond our control (we suspect that dastardly Electrician is behind it). Please feel free to chat it up anyway, and be sure to join us next week for HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL :-) - Tweeny - “Just remember, Abraham Lincoln didn’t die in vain. He died in Washington D.C.”'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| EWeston sneaks in around 8:47 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: Ah, Plug in the female and take two bear wizz's. See yah next week
||||||||| Catherwood leads lily into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:53 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: Hi EW, Lily
DJTweeny: sorry, the streaming server is out of order
lily: hwy tween just thought I would stop by
||||||||| DJTweeny rushes off, saying "8:54 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
lily: its okay I just so enjoy this
||||||||| Tweeny steals in around 8:54 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
lily: thanks for all you do DJTween see ya next week g-d willin and the creek don't rise
lily: ew behave
Tweeny: have a great week, lily
Tweeny: see you on FB
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 12, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies shoes for the dead inside, makes a note of the time (9:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Tweeny: Hi shoes
shoes for the dead: howdy and bydey
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:03 PM and late as usual, it's Cat, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (9:04 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Cat: hey
Merlyn: ho
Tweeny: Hey Merlyn, Cat
Cat: just got home 5 min ago.my office here is freezinhg. hasnt been used in a week
Merlyn: you'll have to hum tonight's show, tween
Tweeny: hmmmmmmm
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski sashays in at 9:06 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Tweeny: Just back from Nevada, Cat?
Tweeny: Hi Johan
Cat: yep.
Cat: left summer to return to winter, but never happier to be home
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Tweenster!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Stlouielou into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:08 PM, then departs.
Stlouielou: GD Hippies!
Cat: no hippies in vegas, alas
Stlouielou: miss everyone...too bad about the show
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Conspiracy theories, anyone?
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| lily - dead from the yaws
||||||||| EWeston - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Stlouielou: I blame Brian WIlliams
Tweeny: hahaha
Stlouielou: Conspiracy theories and Opinons are like Kanye's
Tweeny: Hi Louie
Stlouielou: Hey Twen!
Tweeny: yeah, they just got the server up, but it was too late to start a show
Stlouielou: Viagra?
Tweeny: so we'll do Two Places next week :)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A! I was just going to say tonight's show was Beck's fault
Stlouielou: right on I hope to make I've missed too damn many
Stlouielou: Beck has not one but TWO turntables
Tweeny: Well, lat week's is still in the archive - www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Tweeny: *last week's
Stlouielou: cya folks soon I hope
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And a microphone
Tweeny: later Louie
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: See you all next week. Health & happiness.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: To you all!
Tweeny: bye Johan
Cat: no chat? maybe i should have stayed in vegas
Tweeny: So Cat, did you find any delectable munchies in LV?
Cat: that
Cat: that's why i got there, tween.
Cat: i had a warm grape salad at a newish japanese place that may have been the best thing i've ever eaten. $8.00
Cat: of course, adding a $10 grape cocktail with it made it even better.
Cat: i'll be spending a few days transcribing my notes and pix for my blog. will all be up by next week.
||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Stlouielou - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Tweeny: kewl
Tweeny: I'll bet they have really good food at reasonable prices there because they want to lure people to gamble
Cat: right you are
Cat: i can get food from the top chefs in france for 1/4 the price of the same meals at their restsaurants in paris, and i dont have to speak french, though spanish helps (many many spanish speakers there)
Tweeny: wow :)
Cat: japanese tops chefs feature their specials way cheaper thanin japan. only spanish super chefs are more expensive in vegas than spain, cuz spain is CHEAP
Cat: i'll find my tape of the ossman show and get it into my computer in the next few days so you can play it next week, tween
Tweeny: the one on the making of Electrician?
Cat: yes, the one i told you about last week
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Tweeny: why don't I play it next time Electrician comes around, as an opener?
Cat: that'll work for me.
||||||||| doncercone sneaks in around 9:33 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Tweeny: the lineup for next week is Two Places and the LE Hey, Banana Nose! plus a couple of requests
Tweeny: Hi doncer
Tweeny: sorry no show tonight
Tweeny: I've been fighting a cold for several days, so the server going down was actually sort of fortuitous
Cat: ok, my suitcase sits by the door, stilll unpacked as i rushed to chat. i better go back and do stuff. see ya next week
Tweeny: see ya next time, Cat
Tweeny: tay warm
Cat: bye
||||||||| Cat departs at 9:36 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Merlyn: bye cat
Merlyn: bye all
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:42 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:49 PM and late as usual, it's Mudhead, just back from Elmertown."
Mudhead: hi Tweeney, where is everybody?
||||||||| At 9:53 PM, Mudhead rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| doncercone - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tweeny - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Cat
DJTweeny
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
lily
Merlyn
Mudhead
shoes for the dead
Stlouielou
Tweeny

URL References:
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow