||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 25, 2014 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Such a Tool falls out at 7:06 PM. Such a Tool: Hey, where did everybody go? Such a Tool: Is anything going tonight. I know it's christmas and everything, buy i was just wondering... ||||||||| It's 7:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Such a Tool - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Such a Tool enters at 7:27 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. ||||||||| DJTweeny steps in at 7:43 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| New notice: '** No Chat Show Tonight, as Rufun and Tweeny are taking the night off to celebrate Festivus. Please feel free to converse or anythynge you want to. See you next week :-) **' ||||||||| New notice: '** No Chat Show Tonight, as Rufus and Tweeny are taking the night off to celebrate Festivus. Please feel free to converse or anythynge you want to. See you next week :-) **' ||||||||| 7:47 PM -- DJTweeny left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| RufusTFiretween steps in at 7:47 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Such a Tool: I'll go find Nancy. She'll be up at the old same place. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 8:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Such a Tool - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Deputy Dang enters at 8:40 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. Deputy Dang: (burp) ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong plummets into the garden at 8:44 PM. ||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 25, 2014 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Don G. O'Vanni waltzes in at 9:24 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... RufusTFiretween: Hi Don Don G. O'Vanni: Merry Chris Smith, everyone! Don G. O'Vanni: Hi Rufus. RufusTFiretween: One way or the other, will have Immortality on the menu next week Don G. O'Vanni: They'll all be back from the shadows again by then. RufusTFiretween: Was thinking NYE on Wednesday, but everybody may be having their own celebrations, so maybe just do it the night of the 1st Don G. O'Vanni: Good night, Rufus. A pleasant Christmas to you! ||||||||| 9:39 PM: Mudhead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Mudhead: Happy Holidays all RufusTFiretween: Hey Muddy RufusTFiretween: Happy Festivus! Mudhead: For the rest of us Mudhead: well, Im off for more yuletide activitys, Merry Christmas all ||||||||| Around 9:52 PM, Mudhead walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Don G. O'Vanni - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (10:35 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Elayne: Ah well, we was too late... Elayne: Darn that Doctor Who anyway... ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. RufusTFiretween: au revoir, mes amis ||||||||| "11:44 PM? I'm late!" exclaims RufusTFiretween, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Deputy Dang
Don G. O'Vanni
Elayne
Mudhead
RufusTFiretween
Such a Tool
