||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 02, 2014 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 7:25 PM, dragging DJTween by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pm EST this evening, with warm-up music beginning around 8:45pm EST. Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pm EST this evening, with warm-up music beginning around 8:45pm EST.' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pm EST this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:45pm EST **' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:07 PM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Elmertown." ||||||||| Mudhead sashays in at 8:18 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Mudhead: Your missing a door knocker ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'dude', just granted probation at 8:25 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Mudhead: evenin dude DJTween: Hey dude, Mudhead Mudhead: start the toonage Mr DJman! dude: are we early or what mudhead Mudhead: Im on East Cost saings Bank Time dude: It's only 5:30 where I live Mudhead: Don't confuse yur Saie Hawkins versus your Steven Hawkins day celebration Mudhead: amn now my kb is refusing to say " " DJTween: just a couple of minutes DJTween: I added an extra song to the playlist for ya Mudhead: 9 will have to replace it DJTween: You must be one of them 'left-coasters', dude dude: No I don't masterbate ..why? ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - Warm Up Music - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Mudhead: Don't confuse yur Sa9ie Hawkins day with your Stevin Hawkins 9ay DJTween: streams are up Mudhead: Onion Rings! DJTween: Ashland, OR? DJTween: Steve Winwood DJTween: That's what Nino says, dude ;) ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Mudhead: Im chastizin my kb DJTween: bad, bad keyboard Mudhead: there, my d is now better Mudhead: hadda threaten it with a float test Mudhead: if it sinks its not a witch DJTween: float-testing computer gear is not recommended Mudhead: but threatening the equipment makes em sit and perform Mudhead: makes em listen DJTween: especially if you're holding a 5lb sledge Mudhead: Ive got a hammer and Im not afraid to use it! ||||||||| late enters at 8:47 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJTween: Hi late Mudhead: my your early late DJTween: Little Frat w/Jimmy Buffet late: howdy Mudhead: I love this group DJTween: before that was Sarah McLachlan DJTween: Yeah, fantastic band DJTween: oops DJTween: Little Feet DJTween: not frat people Mudhead: Little Feat DJTween: *FEAT DJTween: damn lol Mudhead: Imma get my hammer DJTween: I've be a fan since the mid-70's DJTween: don't beat up on the DJ Mudhead: just threatening dude: are we doing request..?? DJTween: Sorry, I have everything set to cue at a particular time Mudhead: Poco Anry Eyes! dude: I'll add MONA from Quicksilver Messenger service's Happy Trails DJTween: I do take requests on my Sunday show, though- Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live Radio Free Roadkill show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and visit my show archives at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow dude: Que this Mudhead: put that away DJTween: That's a great tune, Mud. Poco with a full orchestra. Fantastic dude: I'll throw a towel over it DJTween: "Crazy Eyes" Mudhead: I know its for women, but every once and awhile I need to pass water through it ||||||||| EWeston tiptoes in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." DJTween: "Angry Eyes" is Loggins & Messina, I do believe DJTween: Hi EW Mudhead: yur right Tween EWeston: Evening Tweeny. Been walking backwards for Christmas DJTween: bump into anything interesting? Mudhead: We reminisce on all that great music, wonder what todays generation will reminisce about EWeston: I think the holidays are reproducing. Ever 2, 3 days somethins being celebrated Mudhead: Stephen Hawkins day DJTween: Sure seemed that way recently, EW DJTween: I completely lost track of what day it was EWeston: AAAaagh! ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:56 PM, dragging shoes for the dead by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" shoes for the dead: howdy Mudhead: Doody! DJTween: Hi shoes EWeston: Hey Shoes ||||||||| Catherwood ushers RedPillTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (8:58 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. shoes for the dead: happy gnu ears EWeston: Avoid knawing on ears ||||||||| Ralph bounds in at 8:58 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Mudhead: Ive already got one DJTween: Hi Redpill DJTween: Hi Ralph EWeston: Has it be tapped? ||||||||| DrDespicable steps in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Mudhead: Catherwood hang up my obsidian door knocker ||||||||| Catherwood hangs up Mudhead's obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 02, 2014 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" DrDespicable: Whaddaya think of my knocker...? ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Fong inside, makes a note of the time (9:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTween: Hi DrD DJTween: Hey Fong ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" shoes for the dead: hi dex ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH AVAILABLE JANUARY 14th! Click to order in advance!" ||||||||| Catherwood leads CS in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTween: Hey CS DrDespicable: Howdy, DKT Mudhead: theres a pair of knockers now EWeston: 38D's? shoes for the dead: and Cs shows up too CS: Hi all ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." DrDespicable: And what a pair! ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies jahgust in through the front door at 9:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. EWeston: Yow elcome bock Dexter Fong: Hi Tween, EW, jah, Muddie, shoes and all Dexter Fong: Hey Cat jahgust: Hey all 2 Thursdays off in a row! Hello snow day! Mudhead: Hai Fong, Cat and et al EWeston: And your harbor too CS: what is this? CS: sounds like fools inspace DJTween: NYE 2002 from NPR shoes for the dead: radio now Dexter Fong: This is Fieersign chat =) jahgust: From one of the XM shows right? DrDespicable: I hear this is good-bye... EWeston: A version of the Millienial record's ending DJTween: yeah DrDespicable: Except for now - I think it's NOW, now... shoes for the dead: spaced-outtakes Ralph: stupid iPad won't let me listen and watch at the same time... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:04 PM and late as usual, it's Nabby, just back from Redmond." EWeston: If its not now, it dead meat! DrDespicable: More of a themPad, eh? Mudhead: Dead Cat meat? Nabby: Good evening all ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." shoes for the dead: how about chewing gum, Ralph? DrDespicable: Even CS: i listened to this on new year's eve DrDespicable: D'oh DrDespicable: Evenin'... shoes for the dead: hi Nabby Nabby: Happy goo year! EWeston: More Goobers! jahgust: Yep! Me too Cat! Every year! I love the Tradition of it! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" CS: one of their densest discs, and most rewarding for that DrDespicable: I caught this tour in San Francisco - still have the eyeball hat... CS: yes they only did this on the west coast, didnt they? DJTween: kewl :) Nabby: Pork? Mudhead: i just got the eyeball Dexter Fong: Not now dear shoes for the dead: tastes like it EWeston: Semi fake nearpork CS: i saw this in seattle jahgust: I could not believ my ears at first at how classic the album seemed immediatly! CS: indeed, jah. DrDespicable: Not sure whether it was just West Coast DJTween: One of their finest efforts, for sure EWeston: They were a bit worried at its reception ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - this album may be purchased at >> (Laugh.com says it is temporarily out of stock, but there are copies available at Amazon.com and eBay)' DrDespicable: All I know is, money and opportunity intersected for once, so I pounced Dexter Fong: DrD: Pretty sure it was, in later years they never came up into the hills Nabby: Indeedy CS: its as if they were trying to recreate their first works Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-rv DrDespicable: Odd - San Francisco gots hillz... shoes for the dead: kinda like sourdough, if ya keep it, it still works ||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| dude - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: Crocka gator got a pair Dexter Fong: DrD: Taling about sector R ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTween: Small crowd tonight. Everyone must still be hung over from NYE ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:10 PM, dragging sassi ... by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" DrDespicable: Oh, yeah, hell, NO ONE went into Sector R, back then... CS: i think people will be filtering in Mudhead: I'll vouch DJTween: Hi sassi jahgust: I want an eyeball hat! DJTween: Well, that's why I play warm up music, so people can filter in _before_ the show Mudhead: Ive got the eyeball! DrDespicable: I accept your envy shoes for the dead: if it's not now, who cares? ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn in through the front door at 9:12 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. CS: Fumiyo asked for one and the guys said they'd give one to her. never happened jahgust: Paork? CS: but we have too much stuff already Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn Merlyn: Just in time to be fashionably late Nabby: Hi Merlyn DJTween: They used to sell them jahgust, but I haven't seen them on their site recently, and I'm pretty sure Cafepress doesn't have them EWeston: Them pigs they glow in the dark now DJTween: I'd like one too :) Merlyn: hey all DJTween: Hey Merlyn CS: merl you were there with doc and I when we saw them do this in seattle, right? jahgust: yeh true! I would just love to see the folks at work when i wear it all day just to see the reactions! EWeston: Yarr Merlyn CS: don t know if that was the 99 or 05 show? DJTween: a wild looking (no pun intended) hat, for sur DJTween: *sure Merlyn: for big sur EWeston: The sex with my hat hat could raise a few eyebrows too jahgust: 05 was the Radio Is A Heartbreak tour. saw it in Portland! CS: where do you work, jah? in some situations, it would work quite well shoes for the dead: more than eyebrows, EW ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Mudhead: lol ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" CS: i was an english teacher. would have worked well for me, taught my students some interesting words DrDespicable: Oh, look - Ralph Spoilsport has an outlet in the City of the Future, now... ||||||||| SidFudd tiptoes in around 9:15 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." EWeston: I didn't want to talk about that. The restarining order was eventually lifted jahgust: Yep I work on a University campus here in R.I. ! shoes for the dead: bondage? Mudhead: Im in CT, very close CS: doc technical EWeston: No that was the restaining insident DJTween: Hi Sid CS: province CS: or whatever you call them down there jahgust: I have already turned a few recpetive and young maleable minds onto the boyz! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-rv shoes for the dead: El Norte, CS jahgust: That's Oona in the background there right? DJTween: dunno SidFudd: Hey fellow kids - I'd be happy to run down some of next year's reissue list DJTween: check out the liner notes at the link I just posted SidFudd: if you're hip CS: hi fudd, no more lists, pleases shoes for the dead: like a zip Nabby: multi sex plugs! EWeston: Don't let salt touch your hip CS: nothing but lists all week DrDespicable: Stepping out for a breath of foul air - shtay high! shoes for the dead: or your pork DJTween: Yes jagust, she is credited on the album :) CS: we do our best, dr. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Liner notes - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln CS: they used everybody. peter stenshoel is on this too DrDespicable: I'm a J-Man, forever! EWeston: Pinapple can tame the savage pork CS: true, weston CS: i discovered it works well with a lox, mushroom and swiss cheese omelet too jahgust: Now I want some pineapple flavored pork! shoes for the dead: makeing it savant pork Mudhead: just missing the bagel EWeston: A good friut for yogert plus some nuts ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" ||||||||| "9:21 PM? 9:21 PM!!" says Catherwood, "DadSir2U should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as DadSir2U enters and sits at the bar. shoes for the dead: o bagel is just a hole with diugh around it EWeston: Oh Shoes, you'll pay for that! DJTween: Hi Dad Nabby: Lay down that funny foam DadSir2U: hi all,, should I be hearing? DJTween: The links at the top of the page are working, Dad EWeston: Hit the iluminated link above Dad sir CS: i have to buy that book this year DadSir2U: took a little bit there Mudhead:http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u try that one DJTween: If you have a slow internet connection, there's also a 16k stream listed up there shoes for the dead: pull my string SidFudd: My Top 10 List of Firesign Theatre Productions of 2013: SidFudd: 10) Firesign ends war on Mars SidFudd: 9) Firesign reveals they wrote the entire “Mary Tyler Moore” show DJTween: lol ||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| sassi ... - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Ralph - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Mudhead: or you can get a faster connection at USNow.com ||||||||| Catherwood enters with otto close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:25 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule. DJTween: Hi otto shoes for the dead: sounds like pork on that connection EWeston: Thrice debunked pork bearing mammal Mudhead: get otto a drink Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gets otto a drink. CS: oto yamamoto? otto: Greetins from the President of the United Snaxe! otto: That would be me EWeston: Your under arrest DJTween: Hey Yammi Merlyn: Mister Presidink! CS: hi yammy. aint see you in a while DJTween: I'm not sure he's been here since I took over the DJ duties jahgust: Hey Otto! SidFudd: 8) On June 8, Firesign invent paint thinner CS: otto's from an earlier chat era EWeston: We do need thinner paint DJTween: Yes, to combat the obese paint epidemic Mudhead: just some industrial glue in a bag for me thanks shoes for the dead: we need repentant paint EWeston: More pigment less thinner! Dexter Fong: Impasto is so passe so Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-rv EWeston: Use plaster like Gog intended shoes for the dead: pork in my paint Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews SidFudd: The long-promised DVD of EYKIW is coming, honest DJTween: you promise?? EWeston: Rendered pork fat so many uses, too many working noses jahgust: Its' coming...slowly Sid! CS: taylor? shoes for the dead: we need MSP too ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:31 PM and late as usual, it's Tacoma, just back from Washington." DJTween: Hi Tacoms CS: one of austin's neighbours? Nabby: I try not to watch jahgust: Hey is there a master of P&Bs TV or Not TV film possibly due for release? DrDespicable: Hello, I must be going... ||||||||| At 9:32 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, DrDespicable!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... CS: wrong time, dr. this is when we get news SidFudd: We've got exactly one print of TV or Not TV right now - it's kind of gone pink, unfortunately EWeston: Do you have a pencil, a crayon? SidFudd: Yep, Taylor Firesign here ||||||||| Outside, the 9:33 PM downtown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving General Dysfunction coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. shoes for the dead: a compilation like DOMM CS: what about the 12 dreans flick and love is hard to get? DJTween: Hi GenD SidFudd: aka Fred Ice Brag jahgust: Final cut can fix that Pinkness!! CS: there were a few minutes of Flowers on youtube at one point. otto: Wow, Nino's really close tonight. SidFudd: A Proctor & Bergman DVD is in the planning stages, for release after the EYKIW DVD jahgust: Still hoping for the xm footage too! jahgust: Cannot get enough of the boyz!! SidFudd: There's enough material for a Proctor & Bergman DVD and a separate Bergman DVD ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." SidFudd: For the P&B disc we'd want to include Gothamathon and TV or Not TV CS: so more merch in the tubes? jahgust: Excus me but Holy crap that makes my day! DJTween: cool, Sid :) EWeston: I wondered whose hand was on my knee SidFudd: And does anyone remember some black & white P&B live radio footage that was on Youtube years ago? I'm looking for that DJTween: not moi CS: i think so, fudd SidFudd: For the Bergman disc, we've got a nice copy of Flowers, and I hope we could also include "Six Dreams" and "Love Is Hard to Get" jahgust: Yeh I remember seeing that too! CS: mostly likely posted on youtube EWeston: Has he had his shots? CS: that would be phenomenal, fudd ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" General Dysfunction: the doctor is in Merlyn: SidTaylor, can the pinkness be reversed if it's digitized? CS: i remember DO over breakfast last time i saw them telling us he wanted all their stuff out. Merlyn: Or maybe we can have Bob Dobbs get rid of the pinks CS: we can ressurect joe mccarthy Mudhead: lol SidFudd: I just tried Youtube-ing that black & white footage - no luck EWeston: Just in time for 2016 Rufus_T_Firetween: ** New FIRESIGN THEATRE BOOKS Here >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?books jahgust: I have always wondered if the Martian Space Party footage still existed to release the complete show! Merlyn: which, EobE? CS: thats most likely where i think i saw it, fudd Nabby: We're doomed.ditto, Sid ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:39 PM, dragging MaxNuclear by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" MaxNuclear: I finally made it! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** EAT OR BE EATEN (with bonus tracks) now available at Laugh.com - http://laughstore.stores.yahoo.net/fitheatorbee.html Merlyn: Here's a bit on film turning pink: http://canvasprintmaker.blogspot.com/2012/03/storing-cine-films-camcorder-tapes-and.html ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTween: Hi Max Dexter Fong: and it's ALIVE!! CS: dont blow us up shoes for the dead: pull up a sanitary pedestal, Max Merlyn:If your films are taking on a rather pinkish look then you should get them transferred to DVD now. Depending on how bad they are you can usually adjust the colour to compensate for the pink tinge in the mid to dark tones of the film but the highlights will already be turning clear and are unrecoverable. As time goes by this progressively gets worse until it cannot be recovered. SidFudd: Merlyn - we can certainly massage the footage, yes. I'm working with a brilliant Negativland collaborator named Tim Maloney and we've got great video tools & can try various fixes Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-rv SidFudd: Tim's a pro video producer - also former Disney animator EWeston: Pull up a hot cadnium poker and get comfy Merlyn: ok good Merlyn: the west coast is the place for it jahgust: Oh sweet Sid! Huzzah for cool toys! SidFudd: jahgust - to the best of anyone's knowledge, there is no surviving footage from "Martian Space Party" except for what was released shoes for the dead: doa ant farms EWeston: Ant farms Yowsa! General Dysfunction: dum dee dum utah DadSir2U: yeee unfortunata on martian space party CS: the lads always worked with the best tech of their times EWeston: Donkey Dunk Ratha jahgust: Oh well a man can dream! You got the complete Dear Friends stuff out and I hoped it might happen in like forever! Thanks again for that one! shoes for the dead: next to Venereal Utah SidFudd: Anyway, re: EYKIW - We’re going to try to have the DVD ready by June-ish SidFudd: It’ll include absolutely every video artifact we can get our hands on from the years 1968-1975 otto:http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/02/dogs-poop-in-line-with-earths-magnetic-field-says-study/ SidFudd: …starting with EYKIW, with a new running commentary by the full group (recorded 2009) EWeston: Next to the industrial cow tipper CS: fantastic, fudd. hope they sell lots of copies SidFudd: Plus a gallery of production photos and ephemera SidFudd: Also on the DVD: “Martian Space Party”, also with running commentary and photo gallery SidFudd: Plus: “Questions and Answers – Firesign Live at UC Santa Cruz”, a black-and-white, one-hour stage performance from 1975 SidFudd: Also: all eight Jack Poet TV commercials, and the Columbia Records TV spot ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." SidFudd: And: something no fan has ever seen (unless they attended the Cinefamily show a couple of years back), Firesign’s appearance on local LA public affairs show “About a Week” in 1971 CS: did you ever find last exit to fresno? shoes for the dead: someone needs to cough up the MP vid SidFudd: They did a complete performance of “Bob Sideburn News” and a 15-minute interview SidFudd: And as if that weren’t enough, count on at least 3 hours of home movies shoes for the dead: MSP jahgust: COOOLL!! Hey did they ever get release for the short film screened at Whidbey back in 2010? CS: i have a copy of that from alan gross. it looks gross CS: copy of tghe santa cruz thing. CS: god's clowns? Merlyn: good going taylor jahgust: Right Gods Clowns! MaxNuclear: I think I said this line on the other side of the record. This is the first time I got the caht time right. Probably evryone is suspicious. I do NOT have that pickle! CS: that's a veritable santa's sack full of fireson fan's christmas presents for the next forever DJTween: yes indeedie CS: welcome, max. EWeston: What about the underage cucomber then? General Dysfunction: a cloud of fresh pork! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Proctor and Bergman’s new CD release of 1978’s “GIVE US A BREAK” Here >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=guab-rv SidFudd: CS - the only audio of "Last Tunnel to Fresno" that exists is a partial aircheck, maybe 10 minutes, and barely audible jahgust: I about peeed the first time I heard that line ,"It's like riding on a cloud of fresh pork!" EWeston: Mere distraction covering the reel story SidFudd: ...I was able to use it to do a cast list for the play for the "Exorcism" book, but it's not releaseable SidFudd: jahgust - do you mean "God's Clowns"? that'll probably get released at some point, probably when we get to the DVD project covering their later years CS: i told you i lost my copy in regina in 69 CS: the original reels from the museum of radio no longer exist? jahgust: yeh the one screened at the Childrens Theatre where they did the Q&A! CS: ausitn talks about having them all in one of the hour hours,so that's at least 3 copies that have existed General Dysfunction: is that a godess in your pocket? SidFudd: Does MTVR have Firesign audio? Ossman got some reels back from them years ago, but "Fresno" isn't on them EWeston: I'm just vitualiuzed to see you shoes for the dead: stop pulling my string CS: you were at the bar with a bunch of us, jahgust too, when bergman was remembering allowing someone to take those tapes, and then not getting them back SidFudd: I asked Austin whether he still had those Magic Mushroom reels, and he said one of their former engineers walked away with them years ago ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Captain Equinox close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:52 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule. Mudhead: damn i really love this album CS: i asked ossman why he didnt have them and he said cuz it was pete';s show DJTween: Hi Captn CS: hi cap shoes for the dead: Eq! Captain Equinox: Hiya Kiddos. General Dysfunction: hello.....unknown..I'll drink to anything.. jahgust: Oh Cat that's right! Captain Equinox: Sorry i'm late. SidFudd: Has everyone ordered an EOBE from Laugh.com? Ya should, ya really should Mudhead: Sid mebbe you know, where did the boyz get all this classic music? EWeston: I'm a plowed man CS: will do, fudd shoes for the dead: yuppers, Fudd jahgust: Chatted about alot of stuff that night. SidFudd: It's got that 1980s-o-ramic subcode graphics version of the album, plus lotsa liner notes, and 28 minutes of unreleased bonus tracks Captain Equinox: So funny to say they did something at the turn of the century! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Hoodies, Sweatchirts, Coffee Mugs, Caps and lots of other cool Firesign goodies at CafePress >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign SidFudd: Mudhead - do you mean the classical cues on "DOMM"? CS: a must have for every firefan jahgust: Thats right Sid1 Another lovely New Years surprise for Eat Or Be Eaten! ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| MaxNuclear - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Tacoma - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... CS: they were always attuned to their era, capt. Mudhead: actually all of the music on all the albums, did they commision it or was it just off the shelf? General Dysfunction: yes, the tern of the century Captain Equinox: AND way ahead of it too, CS SidFudd: Regarding the incidental music on the albums, some of it probably was production music, some of it just obscure stuff from the guys' collections Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW 24/7 FIRESIGN THEATRE RADIO STATION!! ** https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/index.php EWeston: Not the Ptern of the century then, whew! jahgust: With Eat Or Be Eaten , every release has been officially rereleased right? Nabby: 24/7 Firesign SidFudd: By the way, I hope that by now everyone's found the two big music mix MP3s of Firesign 1970-1972 radio music that I hid on the "Duke of Madness" page Captain Equinox: The cistern of the century? CS: it was great you could all the rights to all the music on the duke shows SidFudd: jahgust - "Lawyers Hospital" is still unreleased DJTween: mmm, I don't think Lawyers Hospital or the Danger that was out around that time have been released to CD, have they? : Wow. Quiet. I have been a big Firesign fan for a long time. I guess I will wait till someone vouches for me. It's true. In the next world, you're on your own. EWeston: You can't put those bocye in a cistern! DJTween: 3 Faces Of Al DJTween: Although that's included in BoD CS: no need for vouching, : Dexter Fong: I vouch for everyone Nabby: Still hoping for a "Tales of the Old Detective..." rerelease CS: all is welcome here General Dysfunction: without tires?! jahgust: Right! Case of The Missing Shoe is on the Box of Danger as is The 2 Faces of Al CS: i have the cassettes. they are wonderful, nabby. EWeston: I vouch for the gorilla at the door. Mudhead: where are those mp3's? Nabby: Neato Cat CS: minimal effects and music, just austin creating beauty with his voice ||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - from DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS LET’S EAT Broadcasts “New Years In Mixville”- listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - you can buy Duke Of Madness Motors at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' General Dysfunction: cast the beard from your young eyes ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Nabby:https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=totod-tl shoes for the dead: look out for that snake ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" EWeston: Casting a beard with eyes, that's absurd Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-ln CS: I think I reviewed it for Elayne's firezine. CS: Proc told me he and Melinda had listened to it on a long road trip. I thought he'd make a comment, but that was it. shoes for the dead: but you can cast your eyes on a beard General Dysfunction: delivering meats for new years? EWeston: Depends on the choice of lures SidFudd: To download the “Hour Hour” mix, go to https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/domm and click on the photo of the transcription disc at the bottom of the page CS: or your fate to the wind SidFudd: To download the “Dear Friends” mix (“Chugoku-Chiho No Komoriuta”), go here: http://www.footnoteconspiracy.com/domm-promo/Chugoku-Chiho%20no%20Komoriuta.mp3 jahgust: There was a facebook post from Proc this week that they listened to Give me... and they wanted to do something with the Rhino releases. CS: i heard more japanese music in japan than any ears should have to ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" jahgust: Oh wow cool Sid! EWeston: I just passed a wind, or was it fate? SidFudd: Nabby - we'd love to do a "Tales of the Old Detective" reissue. It would fit snugly on 2 CDs shoes for the dead: or an idiot wind SidFudd: Producer Pat is currently looking for the master tapes CS: greatr news, fudd EWeston: Remebered line from the tails casette. The firemen politely knocked down the door General Dysfunction: windy rabbits SidFudd: "My mailman in those days was named Tommy, and I thanked him just before he went down in a hail of bullets" Nabby: Good to hear Sid EWeston: There was the wall climbing guy too Dexter Fong: EW: One of my favorite Austin opuses SidFudd: "Why does she not betray me?...Is she waiting for my summit to betray me?" CS: that was really good CS: i really liked the image, night spiders Nabby:https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/audvid/totod8.mp3 EWeston: Yes, sleeping over disguised as a squirrel jahgust: One of the things I have not heard alot of. Still a few things I havfta get. SidFudd: "...a statue of a father and son embracing in celebration of, presumably, good savings habits" CS: it was small enough to resonate within its own weirdness General Dysfunction: I started eradicating today! EWeston: I believe the kicker on that bit was it was all stealth climbing Dexter Fong: EW: Horizontal Scaling CS: if only all sports were stealth EWeston: That was it ||||||||| Bunnyboy bounds in at 10:10 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Bunnyboy: lo dere yez Bunnyboy: And welcome, Sid! Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny EWeston: Interesting concept CS shoes for the dead: hi Bun CS: happy hoppy new year's bunny jahgust: Bun! Nabby: Hi Bunny Bunnyboy: I read today's up-to-the-minute log. I'm "hep". DJTween: Hey Bunny EWeston: Grooy and hi der jahgust: No! shoes for the dead: i have this flag chart jahgust: No!! EWeston: Don't wave it around jahgust: NOO!! General Dysfunction: Keep Clear of Me! Bunnyboy: cat: You were asking Merlyn about something the boys did, either in 1999 or 2005. What was it? EWeston: Steady madam steady madam CS: flags for the dead? Dexter Fong: Wet!!!! Captain Equinox: I need a tug, too! CS: the radio now tour. Mudhead: lol Bunnyboy: Cap: Get a room. CS: you were there of course Bunnyboy: A *single* room! CS: i didnt remember if they did radio now stuff on their 99 shows Dexter Fong: Sweet! EWeston: Torpedo's going by, again Bunnyboy: Radio Now (first iteration) was 1999. Captain Equinox: I have a private room here at St. Francis Hospital EWeston: Then your out of range Captain Equinox: That't why I was late tonight Bunnyboy: The end of the show was the "Goodbye" sketch, with the Radio Now staff. Captain Equinox: Was getting moved up from ICU General Dysfunction: Donald Duck a Communist!? EWeston: As unfortunate intersection? CS: but they did even more in 05 DJTween: Next week, I'll be playing What This Country Needs CS: tween was playing a bit from that i wondered if it was from the 99 or 05 shows we saw shoes for the dead: catterpilers! SidFudd: More than 10 years have elapsed since the three Rhino CDs were reisssued, so they’re now Firesign’s property – so obviously that’s on our reissue list too Bunnyboy: You can find the proof in the (not-in-print) IN THE FIREZONE (Seattle show), or the RADIO NOW LIVE show (Portland show). Both recorded in 1999. Nabby: Excellent Tween Captain Equinox: Cool i have a signed copy of WTCN! EWeston: Hope you got a good prognosis, prothesis Capt'n ||||||||| Catherwood leads Principalpoop in through the front door at 10:16 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. jahgust: Don't make me laugh! Mudhead: Hiya Poop! Captain Equinox: More tests 2morrow CS: hi poop Nabby: Principal DJTween: Hey P Principalpoop: you can make me laugh if you want Bunnyboy: Cap: Really? Get well soon! DJTween: lose track of the time? EWeston: A fashinable lout, hi pooper Principalpoop: hey all, happy new year Mudhead: Getbetter soon Cpt jahgust: I would love to hear Austin and Procter do the heckler bits forever! I love those! Captain Equinox: Serious as a heart attack BB Principalpoop: forgot it was day of thor EWeston: I onto nappy Fu Yarr Captain Equinox: Thanks for the wellwishes Bunnyboy: HNY, Poop! DJTween: Recover quickly, Captain CS: Glad we could be of some assistance, Capt. Captain Equinox: Thanks Mud Principalpoop: 2014, sounds like a football score instead of a year shoes for the dead: gonnabe a soft year Captain Equinox: Thanks, CS EWeston: Yes Cap may the medical folks work well for you Nabby: Keep em flyin cappy Bunnyboy: Laughter is the best medicine. LAUGH, damn you!!! Captain Equinox: Thanks Tween Captain Equinox: But it HURTS when I laugh DJTween: lol Bunny EWeston: More whips, for Gog's sake! CS: Anatomy of an Illness jahgust: Feel better Cap! Bunnyboy: If you're hurting, you're healing. Or hurking. Or sumpin. CS: Norman Cousins. Worked for me. Mudhead: Feels good when ya stop ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Captain Equinox: !!! Bunnyboy: cat: DOO-dah! DOO-dah! Bunnyboy: (sings) Shave...and...a haircut... Dexter Fong: ...and a brazilian wax Principalpoop: gently down the stream EWeston: And a complimentary gallon of Brazilian butter Bunnyboy: (sings) Michael, row the boat ashore... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "10:22 PM and late as usual, it's Some Atomic Guy, just back from Hellmouth." Bunnyboy: (sings) Whoops! There goes my spleen! shoes for the dead: doo dah do dah
Principalpoop hums little green purse Bunnyboy: No rime. No reezon. Nohow.
Dexter Fong drums hsfingers on the table EWeston: Speen that to me CS: lol SidFudd: I had lunch a couple of weeks ago with artist Bruce Litz (covers for Lost Comedie, 3 Faces of Al, EOBE, & others) SidFudd: Bruce was happy to report that he has lots of archival materials for “Danger in Dreamland”, the interactive Nick Danger adventure that was never released CS: my kitchen would become the republican convention Principalpoop: you got a lotta gall SidFudd: Needless to say, it would make a PERFECT iPad app! So that’s in the preproduction hopper, too CS: good food, fudd? Some Atomic Guy: We threw I Ching ... out the window. We are now unanimous! CS: wonderful news, fudd Nabby: Interesting Sid ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DadSir2U - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... General Dysfunction: gud fud, fuud? ||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live Radio Free Roadkill show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and visit my show archives at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Bunnyboy: Yum! Bring 'em all on! jahgust: An FST ipad App seems like a no brainer these days! It only took society 40 years to catch up! Bunnyboy: Thanks, Tween! jahgust: Thx tween Dexter Fong: Thanks Tweeny SidFudd: God fodder, fjord? Principalpoop: thanks tween ciaoo EWeston: Yow good night and good ear, er year to youse all Mudhead: good job Tweeny as usual Captain Equinox: Bye, All! Nabby: Thanks Tween! DJTween: My pleasure, folks :) shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween!! Bye all CS: you have a great radio presence, tween Merlyn: see you next time tween and all Principalpoop: night shoes and night train ||||||||| Merlyn departs at 10:26 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| EWeston says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, EWeston exits at 10:26 PM. Nabby: Best year ever & take care all! shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it ! CS: by ew Principalpoop: night M Bunnyboy: Byeya, Eq. Keep 'em flyin'! Bunnyboy: Nite Nabby! Principalpoop: ciao nabby Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn and thanks for the site Bunnyboy: bye EW! Principalpoop: good luck, all, hny jahgust: Night Jonh Boy... Mudhead: G'nite all, till next week, again Principalpoop: ciao ciao meow meow ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" ||||||||| "10:27 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles. Captain Equinox: Night Grandpa jahgust: NyQuill General Dysfunction: Thankz all, til next thursday Dexter Fong: Poop: Isn't it nice that ow that Tweeny's got this DJ thing going on, he doesn't think so much about politics? =))) ||||||||| "10:27 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Mudhead, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. DJTween: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween leaves to catch the 10:28 PM train to Texas. ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:28 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs DJTween by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door CS: thanks again, tween Dexter Fong: They're leaviang faster than I can track 'em CS: like flys Dexter Fong: like flys on speed ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" CS: did sir fudd leave? SidFudd: was about to Dexter Fong: He's still on the list Bunnyboy: Dex: So, what's to think about...on THAT side of the field? *chortle* jahgust: Dropping acid like flys! CS: he's the Voice of Sau, er, I mean, Firesign Dexter Fong: Bunny??? CS: did you see dangerous minds facebook post today, jah? rawilson, one of the mamas, some other guy with bil marn on the eve of leary death. very interesting show Bunnyboy: I, of course, mean politics in general. CS: bill marh's 90s show ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Bunnyboy: Not pickin' on conservatives. Fun's where the Fair's at! Dexter Fong: and no fair to everyone jahgust: Hmm I musta missed that one! I love those posts! I'll havfta look up its old address! Bunnyboy: Thanks for all the teezers, Taylor! SidFudd: Everybody - check back to the Dangerous Minds blog over the next week or two, Metzger's probably going to post something about Shibboleth; and might have some exclusive video to share too Bunnyboy: And, again, for the EOBE and SHIBBOLETH work. When the going got tough... SidFudd: my pleasure jahgust: Wait there will be tweezers as well? Diamond enrusted tweezers with the likenesses of the boyz etched in pork! Dexter Fong: Small chicken tweezers...cock tweezers they're called SidFudd: sorry, we spent next year's production budget on US Plus Crack-N-Sliders (TM) Bunnyboy: Per US Plus - tm, it will look/feel/taste LIKE Pork. jahgust: Yeh Sid ! The timing of the Shiboleth book just before xmas day was uncanny! CS: yes he and pete were friends SidFudd: jahgust - sweet! I was hoping a lot of people would get it before the holiday CS: fudd, are things selling? Bunnyboy: Product = Pork (NOTPork) = US Plus - tm Product. Bunnyboy: It's all in the programming...and the binding. jahgust: So perhaps the new DVD releases can be wrapped in clouds of pork? Dexter Fong: DOn't forget the matinade CS: i'd like to see more coverage of releases in places not totally circumscribed by fandom, for example jahgust: Yep Sid! I waited to unwrap my Chinses Surplus package until xmas morning! SidFudd: CD - yes, almost 200 copies of Shibboleth are already spoken for. That's from our initial pressing of 1002 copies CS: good to hear. SidFudd: CS - I'd like more general publicity too! We've got no advertising budget, but we're sending out comp copies to various media outlets. jahgust: Indeed! Great to hear! CS: this is more an era of strategy than budget, don't you think? SidFudd: yep CS: i wonder how to reach all those firesign fans of yesteryear ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." CS: i cant do it one at a time. i dont have enough friends ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| General Dysfunction - dead from the common cold ||||||||| otto - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Nabby - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Some Atomic Guy - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... CS: but when i do talk to old friends, they universally don tknow there is new product out, because although aware of the firesign site, they dont check it Bunnyboy: Gotta go feed muh family. Cheers! CS: keep on hopping, bunny jahgust: Same here Cat. Old friends and relatives who literally only knew the classic 1st four albums only and had to show them the newest stuff...turned em onto "Give me..." They seemed so surprised yet thankfulll! ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:43 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bunnyboy by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door jahgust: Night Bun keep em hopping er hoping! CS: exactly how to connect with a new audience, i do not know SidFudd: I gotta go - good night all and remember, where there's smoke there's savings! ||||||||| 10:44 PM -- SidFudd left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). jahgust: Night Taylor! Thanks again for bits of info! CS: and intoxication CS: see you on facebook, jah ||||||||| At 10:46 PM, CS scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." jahgust: Cat I have been thinking about trying to get a radio spot at my University and do a combo of my music tastes and comedy, with large dollops of FST. jahgust: Who knows! Who cares! Tune in again next week, Same Mark Time same Mark station! jahgust: See ya Cat! jahgust: Catherwood can you fecth my hat and goat? I am off! ||||||||| Catherwood fecthes jahgust's hat and goat i am off. jahgust: Very Funny Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to jahgust and yells "Stop typing gibberish, jahgust!" jahgust: I can shout, Don't hear you Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood ignores jahgust jahgust: Ha! Its come to this eh? Oh well it's all well and good standing here talking to myself when I can be over here talking to myself! jahgust: Gnight Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside jahgust and queries "Would you like something?" ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:52 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs jahgust by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 11:34 PM, dragging Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Catherwood, you flathead! Don't you see how much you are upsetting Nancy? And how dare you call me a bozo? To be sure, my mother was a "bozoette," but in the 19th century, many women were. Why is my foot sore? ||||||||| Catherwood sures Hemlock Stones (Genuine!)'s mother was a "bozoette " but in the 19th century many women were why is my foot sore. Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Sure, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) and says "My ears are burning..." Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Why Catherwood's burning ears must have been ignited by the fire in Lieutenant Bradshaw's eyes. What a miracle! Only one of many miracles to purchase here at Duke of Madness Mufflers and Miracles. ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Catherwood, you parvenue you! You have upset Nancy and myself one too many times! Why, I am so angry I forget what LP recording I should be on. ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): You, sir, ignore me at my own peril! ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Why do I need exorcism? I practice Yoga everyday! Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Before I retire tonight, Dear Freuds, please promise me that you won't consume food with GMOs. Why Mrs Moriarty just sprouted another head because GMOs. Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Correction: Why Mrs Moriarty just sprouted another head because OF GMOs. Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Well, Dear Freds, time to retire. Look Flotsam and I up in London! Firesign Friends are always welcome! ||||||||| Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:55 PM. ||||||||| 11:57 PM: Howfliestime jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" Howfliestime: And as usual I'm late again. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Howfliestime - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| late - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Bunnyboy
Captain Equinox
CS
DadSir2U
Dexter Fong
DJTween
DrDespicable
dude
EWeston
General Dysfunction
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!)
Howfliestime
jahgust
late
MaxNuclear
Merlyn
Mudhead
Nabby
otto
Principalpoop
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
SidFudd
Some Atomic Guy
