||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 07, 2013 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Speaker Fudd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 1:45 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Speaker Fudd: The Convention of the National Surrealists Light People’s Party ---- not affiliated with the National Surrealists School of Broadcasting — will please come to order! My fellow delegates! Speaker Fudd: My follow delegates! Except for the snakes. If God were registered, I’m sure He’d vote the same way I’m going to. Or maybe not. Well, anyway — Stop eating each other! Not Insane! Speaker Fudd: Howdy Tween!! ||||||||| At 1:46 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Speaker Fudd!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'DJTween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:32 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... ||||||||| New notice: 'There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 8pm CST this evening. Listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u' ||||||||| Thweeny sneaks in around 8:35 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." DJTween: Catherwood, quite calling me Shirley ||||||||| Catherwood callings DJTween shirley. ||||||||| "8:55 PM? 8:55 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter Fong enters and sits at the bar. Dexter Fong: HiTweeny/Thweeny DJTween: Hello Dexter DJTween: You folks are in for a bit of a whitening, aren't you? DJTween: Was 80 in Austin today Dexter Fong: No need to look for Nemo any longer DJTween: The map looks just plain ugly Dexter Fong: NYC "could" get @ 2 feet, Boston 3 DJTween: Oh my Good Grid... Dexter Fong: Plus coastal dwellers facing the dreaded storm scourge again ||||||||| Catherwood enters with cs close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:59 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 07, 2013 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| "9:00 PM? 9:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Principalpoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Principalpoop enters and sits in front of the fireplace. DJTween: Hey cease Dexter Fong: Hey Poop DJTween: Hey P Dexter Fong: Hi Cat Principalpoop: feet? cs: HI all. Music tonight, Tween? Dexter Fong: of snow DJTween: gozilla's, apparently ||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Grateful Dead’s “Fire On The Mountain” - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u' Principalpoop: that is a lot of snow for a city DJTween: previously was some Vangelis from the movie Bladerunner cs: maybe it'll melt the snow DJTween: yes indeed Dexter Fong: Saved by the volcano cs: good flick. book was better Principalpoop: i just walked the dog, we have a little hail Dexter Fong: Ave Dexter Fong: !!
Dexter Fong raises right hand to show it's empty Principalpoop: tween, my batteries wore out, it was not you stopping the music abruptly cs: maybe all that snow will slow down the celtics, who have a big lead over the lakers tonight Dexter Fong: Poop: Were you trying to dance when your batteries went down? DJTween: oops, bad cue Principalpoop: where is monster island? DJTween: should have pulled the up out of the cellophane Dexter Fong: Don't worry Tween, kinda fits with this particular FST offering Principalpoop: i don't dance, i am like that guy in the song DJTween: Manhattan Monster Island? Principalpoop: ready for another storm there new yorker? Dexter Fong: Only during the tourist season which is pretty much all year long DJTween: Yeah, just what you guys need, after Sandy Principalpoop: you can shoot tourists all year long? no break for easter or nothing? DJTween: lol Dexter Fong: Easter and passover cs: they guys sound like they're having a lot of fun with this DJTween: I ripped it from the video, but just audio seems to work OK Principalpoop: sur real for sure cs: and if you're following them on facebook, they still are DJTween: Does miss something without the costumes and antics, though cs: they seem to have really enjoyed their florida shows DJTween: Proc has been very active on FB DJTween: Yeah, I'll bet that was fun in FL DJTween: Ossman has posted some good pics also Principalpoop: ahh I was going to google that, i saw in the paper there is some joker named Flo Rida ||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Martian Space Party - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u' DJTween: Flo and Eddy Rida Dexter Fong: Tween: Is this from the Duke of Madness release? Principalpoop: Tramar Lacel Dillard a rapper cs: from musical turtles to sea turtles Dexter Fong: Yes friends it's the Turtle Island Musical Collective cs: i tried to order their new book from Bear Manor but they didn't seem to ship to Canada Principalpoop: rap rap rap, they call me the rapper, rap rap rap they know what I'm after cs: very odd as I've bought all the other Firesign books from them Dexter Fong: Cat: It's because you Canuks have banned pennies Principalpoop: you don't have any pennies to pay the full price in cah nah dah Dexter Fong: Weel said Poop =)) Thweeny: THE MARTIAN SPACE PARTY DIARY - http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/martian/index.html Principalpoop: fong and poop, sitting in a tree, la de dah he he heehee Dexter Fong: I told you poop, no tongue Principalpoop: hard to do a rim shot without a tongue Dexter Fong: phhhht! Thweeny: Martian Space Party at IMDB - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126413/ Dexter Fong: eww and lol poop Principalpoop: yep and that what it sounds like Principalpoop: bird of prey motors cs: there were a lot of car dealer jokes during a period for the guys Dexter Fong: Keeping the CAWS down Dexter Fong: and your RIDE up Principalpoop: my stro, miss stro cs: one of my high school colleagues bought a new car from ralph williams. it broke down as he was driving it off the lot Principalpoop: why does the dog want out again so soon? brb DJTween: lol cease Dexter Fong: Arf!! Dexter Fong: Griddley bears cs: good thing you dont have to go to work in the blizzard, dex. not so good for doc or el DJTween: no doubt DJTween: just when they're trying to get the transport system back where it was Dexter Fong: El may be able to take the subway but doc prolly has to drive which might not be wise DJTween: Whisperin' Squash up next, unless someone has a suggestion Dexter Fong: Sounds good Tweeny cs: you remember the 78 blizzard, dex? cs: its being remembered on our local news station cs: this is from austin still imagined a career as a musician Principalpoop: back, ice pellets here, oh hail Dexter Fong: Cat: I have no specific memory of such but I tend to not remember such things, in fact...er uh what was the question? cs: looks bad on the old tv footage DJTween: lol Dex Principalpoop: huh? Dexter Fong: I'm finding this very interesting in terms of how they incorporated this entire broadcast (Let's Eat") into the Not Insane Album DJTween: try it on the new TV, cease DJTween: yesh, true Dex DJTween: *yeah Dexter Fong: Everything considered, this is much superior to the Album Principalpoop: i cannot consider everything, how do you do it? Dexter Fong: I keep and open ....open...uh...huh? cs: lol tween Principalpoop: oh ok Dexter Fong: You bet!! Dexter Fong: Cha!! cs: no i dont Principalpoop: hai chai Dexter Fong: That is Chinese for High Tea Dexter Fong: Kicking the gong around Principalpoop: What is? Dexter Fong: Wow!! This is not the Let's Eat broadcast Principalpoop: Put your pants on tween ||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - from Firesign’s Let’s Eat! series, “The Wisperin’ Squash’ - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u' ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:32 PM and Elayne sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Elayne: Evenin' all! Time to batten down the hatches! Principalpoop: HI E cs: hi el. stay warm DJTween: Hey E Elayne: I've decided to take tomorrow off. Just too exhausted. I got home about 15 minutes ago, another 10.5 hour day. Principalpoop: lots of snow and wind, definition of blizzard to me DJTween: Got your snow shoes out? Dexter Fong: I've been battin' down those hatchets ever since the Lumberjoack's came to town Elayne: Don't want to fight whatever snowstorm is a'coming. DJTween: Maybe a set of cross country skis? cs: Fumiyo went snowshoeing for the first time on Tuesday. Would fit right in back in NYC Principalpoop: the weather channel gave boston a 10 out of 10 score for a blizzards, highest odds ever given Dexter Fong: For those of you keeping score, The martian Space Party is a partial either excerpt of recreation of the Let's Eat Martian Space party Dexter Fong: or recration Principalpoop: boston is next to new york, right? hehe Elayne: I have no desire at all to be outside in the snow. Dexter Fong: Geographically correct poop, if your viewing from outer space Elayne: But we're supposed to meet Tom and Lili on Sunday. I hope we still can. Principalpoop: ok, a suburb Dexter Fong: Ex-urb Elayne: Doc says his huge-ass assignment is finally over, so I was kinda hoping to see him here tonight. Elayne: I think Tom T is showing up as well, according to a Facebook conversation we had. He had all sorts of questions re what Firesign loot is out there, and I told him I wasn't the person to ask. cs: maybe he's here under a psudonym Thweeny: That's just ugly - http://www.weatherbug.com/images/bugtoday/Impacts_020713_1.jpg Thweeny:http://weather.weatherbug.com/weather-news/weather-reports.html?zcode=z6286&story=14560 cs: merl would know Dexter Fong: Wonder if he's snowed out Principalpoop: i was walking the dog the other night and started shivering Elayne: No snow has started as of yet. Won't do until tomorrow morning or around noontime. Principalpoop: my hands were shaking and I could not stop them, haven't been cold like that since I was a kid Dexter Fong: Did your dog give you his jacket? Elayne: They were saying "wintry mix" around noon, then back to snow. Principalpoop: ice pellets here now, like slush on the ground Principalpoop: not sure if that is part of your storm Elayne: Where are you, PrinPoop? Dexter Fong: When I hear the words "wintry mix", I think of root vegetables Principalpoop: roanoke, that cold was a week or so ago, I came inside and saw the outside temp was 10, before windchill DJTween: and on top of it all, 3ft storm surges on the coasts Principalpoop: my fault for not dressing right Principalpoop: i remember washington had 2 feet once, or more, the place stopped completely DJTween: dressed way to liberal, eh? Principalpoop: yes, showing my skin hehe Dexter Fong: Tween get political Dexter Fong: Not to be politicizing Principalpoop: roanoke is in the south west corner of virginia E DJTween: If nominated, I will not run Principalpoop: they are small, but hard Elayne: So I guess we're getting a bit of what you have now, PrinPoop. Principalpoop: the farmadoo returned Elayne: Trajectory appears to be going toward the northeast... Principalpoop: yes, I am just getting a little taste Principalpoop: of the front edge DJTween: is it chocolate covered? Principalpoop:http://classic.wunderground.com/radar/radblast.asp?ID=FCX®ion=b5&lat=37.37787628&lon=-79.82276154&label=Blue%20Ridge%2c%20VA cs: actually it was highly developed during the war cs: hollywood complained they couldnt do propaganda as well as the japanese Elayne: So PrinPoop, one cloud of moderate-to-heavy sitting over your head, like in the cartoons Principalpoop: our military does a great job now Principalpoop: yes E, like the guy in peanuts hehe Principalpoop: or lil abner if you are old enough Elayne: Need to retire to the bedroom, I'm afraid. Next-door neighbors are being loud again. Bunch of idjit foreign students who apparently don't know how to live like civilized beings. Bye cs: if its good for general bullmoose, its good for the usa ||||||||| Elayne departs at 9:55 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:55 PM, dragging Bunnyboy by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" cs: by el cs: stay warm cs: hi bun Dexter Fong: Night E...Evening Bunny Bunnyboy: Lo dere Principalpoop: night E, good luck all up that way, hip hop bunnyboy Bunnyboy: Oh! Stay warm, El and Robin! DJTween: Hey Bunny Bunnyboy: Utterly mild in Seattle. cs: this sounds like Just Folks Dexter Fong: Yeah? Principalpoop: i see the canadians and americans have opened a joint arctic command, that is the joint... Principalpoop: i am going to bet the sky is gray bunny, what do I win? DJTween: Someone has to be in charge of all the hemp up there Dexter Fong: Tundra tan DJTween: hehe Principalpoop: when the poles melt, they must defend the arctic sea Dexter Fong: When the poles melt, the germans take over Bunnyboy: Well, sun's down. Let's call it a draw...since it was sunny today. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Principalpoop: and the flags fall Principalpoop: it was sunny? nice, ok, take it while you can, I don't mind losing that bet cs: got sunny here late in the aft DJTween: so it's the germans who are responsible for the warming of northern europe, eh Dex? Bunnyboy: Having fun, tracking my traveling FST BearManor titles. Dexter Fong: Jah! To much scnitzel cs: lucky you, bun Bunnyboy: No less than 7 relays. cs: for some reason the bear manor site wont ship to canada Principalpoop: i was bummed, I used the wrong kind of vinegar in my sauerbraten, it was inedible... Dexter Fong: cracking walnuts Principalpoop: playing pachinko with your packages? Principalpoop: plakinko? plasincho? Dexter Fong: pachuco Bunnyboy: Philadelphia, Boston, Fort Worth, San Jose, Oakland...ehrm...one other California stop (not Cucamonga)...and Roseburg. Principalpoop: i had to find out who was sensitive enough to wear that Principalpoop: wow bunnyboy Dexter Fong: Bunny: Was it Kukamonga? Dexter Fong: ooop you said not Principalpoop: on the right coast now, should be soon hehe Bunnyboy: cat: I order all my BearManor titles through Amazon. Give it a try! cs: good idea, bun cs: i was just talking to japanese friends about restaurants in tokyo Principalpoop: what did I see amazon was going to expand into? a tv channel? cell phones? something strange Dexter Fong: Space expoloration Principalpoop: no, that is virgin air Dexter Fong: We fly where noone has gone before Dexter Fong: We don't just break the sound barriar Bunnyboy: I also was pleasantly surprised that the Broadway Press FST sides are at Amazon. They''ll be shipping soon, along with the new, unauthorized Ren & Stimpy production history book. Principalpoop: what is that thing called, ahhh hymen space Dexter Fong: Bunny: What's the B'way Press FST sides? cs: this is before Not Insane? Dexter Fong: Yes cs: so this is the original George Bernard Shaw joke Dexter Fong: 11/1871 Dexter Fong: 11/18/71 Principalpoop: i saw that too Dexter Fong: Bunny: What's the Broadway Press FST Sides?? Bunnyboy: The ones mentioned on the FST front page, for theatrical productions. There are presently 3 books: DWARF, NICK DANGER, and a doubleheader of ELECTRICIAN and TEMPORARILY HUMBOLDT COUNTY. Dexter Fong: So these are scripts? Bunnyboy: Yup! Recent adaptations, by the lads. Dexter Fong: OK, thanks cs: I want to get Exorcism in your daily life. Bear Manor has advertised it on facebook cs: or maybe its called Profiles in BBQ sauce cs: the Mushroom plays Bunnyboy: A bunch of the JUST FOLKS material was edited from DEAR FRIENDS broadcasts... which would have preceded MARTIAN SPACE PARTY (and NOT INSANE). Bunnyboy: Those are the 2 new BearManor books, cat. cs: yes cs: i'll try and get them from amazon DJTween: Had no idea that Exorcism was a book Dexter Fong: Bunny: Just a slight addition:: The Let's Eat series was excerpted more often than Dear Friends Bunnyboy: EXORCISM includes earlier Magic Mushroom material. It appears PROFILES lines in with more late 60s/early 70s stuff. Dexter Fong: Bunny: Yes, Profiles was later ||||||||| New notice: 'Listen to The Radio Free Roadkill Show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net and visit www.kurtericson.com' Dexter Fong: Beet me daddy, 8 to the bar cs: thanks again, tween Principalpoop: oops, thank you tween DJTween: Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Dexter Fong: Thanks Tweeny cs: as my stomache says, Let's Eat. by all DJTween: OTICE: Lily Bergman College Fund - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/lilyfund/ ||||||||| 10:24 PM -- cs left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Dexter Fong: we not afraid of stnking brizzard DJTween: good for you :) Bunnyboy: Oh, I wish it was snowing, so I could stay home tomorrow, and wait for the postal carrier...who wouldn't show up. DJTween: until last time, again.... Bunnyboy: Nite cat! Dexter Fong: No worries Bunny, pretty soon he not show up on Saturday also ||||||||| 10:26 PM -- DJTween left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| Thweeny leaves at 10:26 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Dexter Fong: Well! Dexter Fong: Now cut that out!! Bunnyboy: But they have a Package Deal!
Dexter Fong places palm of hand on side of cheek Dexter Fong: Sing Dennis! Bunnyboy: Don't forget Dandy Don! Principalpoop: instead of firesign materials, you will get the scripts to the entire series of my mother the car Dexter Fong: You're mother was a Camaro? Bunnyboy: Jerry Van Dyke would be so proud. Dexter Fong: And your daddy a mustang? Principalpoop: Edsal, Edsle Edsale, Edsla Dexter Fong: Edsla Tesla, rah! rah! rah!! Principalpoop: that is the spirit we have here Dexter Fong: The spirit is among us Principalpoop: what was the bums name, friend of jerrys on the dick van dyke show? Dexter Fong: moving from man to man and woman to woman and woman to man and man to boy Dexter Fong: Now cut that out!! Principalpoop: take my wife, please Dexter Fong: Is she still under warantee? Bunnyboy: Not until May. "Make haste slowly". That's the BSA way! Dexter Fong: Did you change her lubricant avery 10,000 miles? Dexter Fong: or shomever came first? Dexter Fong: whomever Principalpoop: yes, but somebody stripped her gears before I got near her Dexter Fong: As long as they didn't drop her top Principalpoop: i grew up in a small town, it only had one street and it was one way... Principalpoop: if you missed your stop, you had to go around the world again to get there Dexter Fong: Outta as opposed to into? Bunnyboy: I gots to find some pemmican, er sumpthin' . Cheers, gents! Dexter Fong: Nite Bunny and thanks for the updates and info Principalpoop: ciao jerky maker ||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes off, saying "10:34 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Principalpoop: i did not see cease fall out, where did he go? Dexter Fong: He departed right after the big broadcast Principalpoop: oki Dexter Fong: And I'm not talking about Kate Smith Dexter Fong: or Mama Cass Principalpoop: Totie Fields Dexter Fong: She hoofed it on ouuta her with great difficulty Dexter Fong: here Principalpoop: there is a new one, I don't know her name, maybe something makenzie Dexter Fong: Mackenzie Philips? Principalpoop: lots of ads for identity theft, she was on stewart Principalpoop: that cokehead was never fat hehe Dexter Fong: Oh, she's on that (CBS?) program molly and mike? Principalpoop: never seen that Dexter Fong: If you're talking about the actress in IDENTITY THEFT, that's who she is Principalpoop: yes, melissa mcarthy Dexter Fong: They're both (Molly *and* Mike) largeish Dexter Fong: Right, poop Principalpoop: none of the melissa or lisa's that I know were big, need to change my ideas Dexter Fong: If they're not named "Tiny" or "Slim" or "Slats" than who knows Principalpoop: jackies can be fat hehe Principalpoop: jackie vernon, mason, gleason Dexter Fong: Or married to presidents....ha ha Principalpoop: mason, eh Dexter Fong: to tell you the truth, ..... Principalpoop: yes, spill your guts my son Dexter Fong: It's about Jackie Vernon.....he played for the senators Principalpoop: the comedian? really? Dexter Fong: but he was never elected Principalpoop: i used to love him Principalpoop: ahhh lol Dexter Fong: Yes, there was a center fielder for the Washington Senators named Jackie Vernon Dexter Fong: but I don't think he was a comedian, at least not intentionally Dexter Fong: brb Principalpoop:http://www.tv.com/shows/the-virginia-graham-show/episodes/ Principalpoop: browsing her guests gives us all the names we were looking for hehe Dexter Fong: Don't know if I've ever mentioned, my son and daughter in law used to live in Raonoke Principalpoop: they made it out, wonderful lol Dexter Fong: She was managing a Blockbuster store in the area, ended up moving to Miami and becoming head of marketing for Blockbuster Principalpoop: cool, we traded places, I came here from miami Dexter Fong: Before Wayne Hizinga (SP?) sold it Dexter Fong: well, not exactly Miami, Pompano Beach actually Principalpoop: oki, close enough Dexter Fong: Almost too close Dexter Fong: Calle Ocho etc Principalpoop: flat, sand and blockbuster video malls lol Principalpoop: it is all city until you get up to jupiter or that way, and that is filling in too Dexter Fong: Iv'e got a brother in law lives in Ft. Lauderdale (Sunset), I really like Florida Principalpoop: i did too, except the hurricaines Principalpoop: and I like the change of seasons Dexter Fong: well, yeah...but with global warming...we all got the 'caines now Principalpoop: yes, and i don't the cold as much as I recall lol Principalpoop: oops like Dexter Fong: and While I like season change, when it comes to winter...growing up in western New York, I've had enough winter Principalpoop: i hitchhiked through buffalo over to lake placid Principalpoop: oh beautiful neck of the woods ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dexter Fong: I hitchhiked from NYC to Buffalo, got a ride with a guy driving an Olds 442 who scared the shit outta me, wouldn't drive under 70 miles phr Principalpoop: i made a guy let me out, he scared me, a black guy, puttling out revolvers from under the seat Principalpoop: after we crossed the california state line Dexter Fong: lol Dexter Fong: 'yo bro, which one you like...picj up a piece...lets duel Principalpoop: he had been awake for 4 or 5 days he said, had pills for me if I wanted some too hehe Principalpoop: friendly enough, but scared me lol Dexter Fong: lol been there....like to recall it...don't wanna do it again Principalpoop: i was in the middle of the desert, next gas 70 miles kind of place Principalpoop: a beatup pickup truck pulled over, and so I ran up, it was full of mexicians Dexter Fong: No worries bro, we run outta gas, we just stop some dude and make him give us some Principalpoop: i scared the hell out of them, they had not seen me, just stopping to check the radiator lool Principalpoop: wtf did you come from???? Dexter Fong: suidado, gringos!!! Principalpoop: the one that spoke english Dexter Fong: cuidado Principalpoop: yes youth, i had no idea of the evil out there, i still don't and hope to keep it that way Dexter Fong: And that just goes to show you that they, meaning you, are just as afraid as them, meaning us Principalpoop: that is generally the case Dexter Fong: I think it's all the fault of the freemasons Principalpoop: did you see kyle on colbert? Principalpoop: in california and the guy who claimed he was jesus? Dexter Fong: I don't generally watch colbert...not on at my usual viewing time Principalpoop: i only watch him at hulu Dexter Fong: I can't get those Hawaiian stations Principalpoop: a few less commericals Principalpoop: i can give a brief synopsis? let me try Dexter Fong: Go Dady Principalpoop: stoner kyle, picked up by nutcase, kyle goes, well if you are jesus Dexter Fong: daddy Principalpoop: i can be the anti-christ and nip this shit in the bud Principalpoop: for sure Dexter Fong: Woah! Dexter Fong: any thing more Dexter Fong: ? Principalpoop: you get the idea, so ax carrying hitchiker saves woman from crazed jesus christ lol Dexter Fong: And when he asked his insurance agent why he was not covered, he re-read his policy and was re-assured Principalpoop: to end up Dexter Fong: good idea Principalpoop: kyle tells the local news person, Dexter Fong: Foermerly Miss weather person Principalpoop: for a reward, i could use a surf board and skin diving suit Principalpoop: colbert says, ok, send that board and suit to homeless kyle in california lol Dexter Fong: And so he was left, out of the break zone, in cold water Principalpoop: i had not heard a stoner talk for an extended time in a while Principalpoop: it was same as I recall lol Dexter Fong: Fer sure man Dexter Fong: like Dexter Fong: you know? Principalpoop: ah yeah, so like Dexter Fong: Really Principalpoop: a california stoner mostly Dexter Fong: Well, poopsie, alternate side parking has been suspendered so I'm safe for the weekend, but it's still time for me to get a late night supper...good to talk to you Deard Friend Principalpoop: you gonna move? Principalpoop: keep safe, and warm Dexter Fong: Only to the kitchen Principalpoop: oki Principalpoop: until next bat station Principalpoop: thank you to mister fong Dexter Fong: you too, and may your doggie whizz quickly and seldom Principalpoop: ciaooo ||||||||| At 11:17 PM, Principalpoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Dexter Fong: might Poop ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
