||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 08, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| "6:17 PM? 6:17 PM!!" says Catherwood, "The Tween Fan Club should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as The Tween Fan Club enters and sits in front of the fireplace. The Tween Fan Club: Tween --- Tween --Tween --- Tween Tween --- Tween ---Tween --- Tween ||||||||| At 6:18 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, The Tween Fan Club!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 8:15 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Dexter Fong having arrived rather early, proceeds to stick it *way* out
Dexter Fong then leaves to take care of a little bidness but will be checking in with regularity ||||||||| "8:29 PM? 8:29 PM!!" says Catherwood, "DJTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as DJTweeny enters and sits on the divan. ||||||||| New notice: 'There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 8pm CST this evening. Listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u' ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:58 PM, dragging Thweeny by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" Dexter Fong: Hi Thween ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 08, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Dexter Fong: It's 9 PM Dexter Fong: Right Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and says "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!" DJTweeny: Well, it's 10am somewhere... Dexter Fong: Glad to start things off right ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:00 PM, dragging cs by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" DJTweeny: Hi cease, Dex Dexter Fong: Hey Cat ||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Rick Wakeman - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u' cs: hey dex. got power again? DJTweeny: Yeah, snow on top of Sandy. Talk about adding insult to injury Dexter Fong: Yep, power and everything including Obama =)) DJTweeny: Some power lines have gone down again, or so I read cs: good work, yanks Dexter Fong: Probably, wet snow usually does that Dexter Fong: thanks canuck =)) cs: i hear el has power again too Dexter Fong: Yeah, she should cs: now we gotta get rid of our right wing nightmare of a prime minister ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:03 PM, dragging Merlyn by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" Merlyn: I heard Canada doesn't have a prime minister, they have a Moose King Dexter Fong: It's just Long Island where they still have most power lines above ground and the areas along the coast where power is stil out cs: its rememberance day in a couple of days here and he celebrates by cutting medical benefits for vets cs: evil motherfucker cs: not you, merl Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn Merlyn: can you call an election early? cs: unfortunately not DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn cs: harper has a majority. we have a deluded populace Dexter Fong: Not without disturbing Karl Rove Merlyn: that's the only advantage of a PM cs: hey merl did proctor send you the picture he took on the flight to florida? Merlyn: not that I recall unless it was real recent cs: remember when i saw bergman's dog nurgie on my way to breakfast at that hotel in kirkland? Merlyn: vaguely Merlyn: but that's how I remember everything cs: you're too young for alzheimers, merl. leave it your elders Dexter Fong: i was gonna say that but I forgot to Dexter Fong: uhhhh......what were we talking about? Dexter Fong: Hiyah fire tween Dexter Fong: Here, tweeny, take these lockjaws cs: merl i just sent you the jpg. i cant seem to cut and paste it here for some reason cs: were you reading a review of dwarf or was that you, tween? Dexter Fong: With Rick wakeman, back at his organ again Dexter Fong: sounded suspiciously acedemic to me cat DJTweeny: I does love Mr. Rick DJTweeny: That was me reading a review from allmusic.com, cease DJTweeny: I've got some more from Wiki when we take a break between sides cs: this evolved out of a piece called The TV Set from their magic mushroom play from 67 cs: i hope the firesign release that eventually Dexter Fong: Gotta admire Austin's ferociously rolled "r's" ||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u' Merlyn: got the pic Cat; no, I hadn't seen it before. Bergman doppelganger. Thweeny: review from allmusic.com - http://www.allmusic.com/album/dont-crush-that-dwarf-hand-me-the-pliers-mw0000198629 cs: really, eh cs: scary cs: can you post it here? DJTweeny: I need to pick up a couple of FST books so I can get the inside scoop on their works DJTweeny: I've got Ossman's Dr. Firesign Dexter Fong: Tween: Try BearManorMedia.com Fred Weibel's book, , "The Recorded History of The Firesign Theatre cs: theyre all good cs: one piece of bad news from your election, monsanto won in california Dexter Fong: Monsanto, the Chemical Company? Dexter Fong: I don't think a corporation can run for office....yet cs: yes, probablymost evil company on the planetg cs: yo udont know about the referendum in california to label gmo food? Dexter Fong: It's Bottles!!!! Dexter Fong: No I don't Cat Dexter Fong: afkfr brb syiam ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Principalpoop', just granted probation at 9:26 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Principalpoop: even ing DJTweeny: Hey P cs:http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jun/13/california-gm-referendum-change-america-food cs: hi poop Principalpoop: hello ca nah dah Principalpoop: howdy tex Dexter Fong: Hey Poop cs: you dont have to move here. romney lost. cs: you said you were in roanoke, poop? DJTweeny: Backwards Into Future: The Recorded History of the Firesign Theatre - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/chat/public/The_Waiting_Room.html Principalpoop: yes, but it was much closer than I wanted, and lots of red states Principalpoop: yes I am in roanoke Principalpoop: or near it DJTweeny: My understanding cease, was that the put up a bunch of negative ads saying that GMO labeling would raise food prices cs: plus all those evil folks in congress. but still better than here cs: indeed, tween Principalpoop: everyone hates congress, except their own congressman... Dexter Fong: A congress of hatahs Principalpoop: yes, the cost of labeling is a big cost of food.... DJTweeny: Except Ron Paul, in my case Dexter Fong: DeDoRon Paul DJTweeny: No skipping or dropouts or anything tonight, folks? Principalpoop: fong is back cs: i know there was a lot of gerrymandering by repub state legs that seems to work in their favour DJTweeny: You mean 'redistricting'? Principalpoop: yes gerrymandering works DJTweeny: Yeah, lots of games played with that Dexter Fong: Not all that much Cat, In the red states yes, but they were gonna be that way anyway cs: still counting in florida on the news? Dexter Fong: Republicans almost extinct in NY State cs: that was rachel maddow and others excuse, anyway cs: did you see her take on the election? gorgeous Principalpoop: the rubes are still rubes, in the south and mid west Dexter Fong: I enjoyed karl Rove imploding Principalpoop: but in caynooga county we still have 15 percent outstanding and they will all vote republican lol Principalpoop: are those real facts or just facts you use to make you feel better? Dexter Fong: Who you asking Poop? Principalpoop: that was part of the rove denial Dexter Fong: lol Dexter Fong: He's in heavy denial Principalpoop: the fox news girl asked him if those were real facts or facts to feel better lol Principalpoop: even fox found a limit lol DJTweeny: Yeah, nice to se an a-hole like Rove humbled DJTweeny: *see Principalpoop: they are correct to blame the voters for voting how they voted loool DJTweeny: Anybody heard from Mudhead lately? I see occasional posts on Facebook, but that's about it Dexter Fong: Nope cs: not even a facebook friend. dont know his name Dexter Fong: If people don't show up here, I don't know nothin' cs: you mean the original mudhead, richard arnold? Principalpoop: it is mudhead Thweeny: Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Crush_That_Dwarf,_Hand_Me_the_Pliers DJTweeny: I meant Mark cs: no Principalpoop: i always thought a dwarf was the remains of a marijuana cigarette... Dexter Fong: That's a splifette Principalpoop: it has lots of names cs: in washington state, there'll be a roach rennaissance, i predict. cs: put our local growers out of business. Thweeny: Dwarf at Firesign Media - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-tl Principalpoop: there is enough demand, keep growing lol Thweeny: Roach infestations in WA and CO? Dexter Fong: WACO? cs: speaking of washington, both dc and seatle, i met a guy when i was in dc in 05 who wanted to get the firesign in the library of congress Principalpoop: with the invention of bongs, roach control became easy cs: i must have mentioned that on chat cs: i put him in touch with ossman and he was eventulaly successful with this album Principalpoop: he got them in cs: lol poop Dexter Fong: I know you have a fire friend in DC Cat cs: we worked for a seattle law firm, forget his name cs: yeah richard arnold, the original mudhead, among others cs: he also developed my daughter's website, www.moniqueishikawa.com Principalpoop: kaine beat macaca allen for senator here in virgina, that pleased me cs: others too, dont know real names cs: i saw roanoke on a map of virginia, poop cs: now i know where it is Dexter Fong: Poop: Isn't that Allen the son of George Allen onetime coach of the Redskins? Principalpoop: where it is at hehe Principalpoop: yes he is, but a jerk cs: glad to see obama carry the state again Dexter Fong: Well the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree Principalpoop: the bigots and falwell lynchburg folks are depressed... Dexter Fong: Snails!! Dexter Fong: Adventure!! Dexter Fong: Wonderful Worlds!!! DJTweeny: Yeah, a low voter turnout by fundamentalist christians supposed hurt Romney badly Principalpoop: mormonism is a cult, dontcha know lol Dexter Fong: Hmmmm....Should hold elections on Sunday Mornings DJTweeny: Their high mucky-mucks telling them that Mormonism is a 'cult' during the primaries, and then trying to get them to vote for him in the general election Principalpoop: senile billy graham changing his website at the lost moment did not help cs: even all that voter suppression didnt work. amazing Principalpoop: last cs: thats why rove, romeny et all so are surpised. they thought they had it in the bag cs: ever read theodore whites the making of the president, 60 and 64? DJTweeny: Also the Republicans very publicly disenfranchised the Libertarian elements of the party. Treated Ron Paul very shabbily Principalpoop: the last hurrah? cs: tuesday kinded reminded me of white's stories cs: true, tween Principalpoop: yes tween, and latinos and women DJTweeny: I could see the Republican Party breaking apart after this DJTweeny: Also true P Dexter Fong: AFK FW brb DJTweeny: Romney's support of Akin was an amazing blunder cs: you think tea party seriously wounded? ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'Still_Life_with_Anchovies', just granted probation at 9:49 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Still_Life_with_Anchovies: "Willy Mayfly holds up on seconds..." DJTweeny: I think they'll still be a force DJTweeny: Hi NA cs: hi no Principalpoop: the koch brothers still have the house of reprensatives to block legislation... DJTweeny: The Tea Party may form a new party, who knows
Still_Life_with_Anchovies (is glad the general erection is over) DJTweeny: Not as wide a margin, P, but still have control, yes DJTweeny: Yes thankfully, NA Principalpoop: they will adapt tween, as the democrats did after Johnson Still_Life_with_Anchovies: or subsided, as the case may be? DJTweeny: It will be an interesting 4 years, that's for sure Principalpoop: blue dog democrats are vanishing Principalpoop: hello no anchoves, no cold turkey, we will wind down talking politics slowly Still_Life_with_Anchovies: interesting? SHIT, when has anything ever changed? ||||||||| Outside, the 9:52 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving jahgust coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Principalpoop: ask the gays Principalpoop: ahh jahgust jahgust: hey comrades...just wanted to say halooo! been a while! Dexter Fong: Hi jah cs: hey rhode island
Still_Life_with_Anchovies asks jahgust: I knew it were them gayess fault! Still_Life_with_Anchovies: "Mister Policeman, What makes Amerika Gay...?" jahgust: sandy i mean Principalpoop: gays can marry and serve in the military, wait, who wants to do that? jahgust: RI says hello back!! Principalpoop: did rhode island make marijuana medicinal? jahgust: They are trying! Dexter Fong: You haven't tried REhode Island red DJTweeny: No P, God did cs: i'm waiting for our seattle chatter bunnyboy but he's probably too stoned to join us Principalpoop: ok, i had heard that somewhere cs: lol tween Still_Life_with_Anchovies: trying our patience, indeed! jahgust: Rhode Apple Red Principalpoop: I have an ancestor who was somehow involved in creating the rhode island red jahgust: I forgot my patients they all went home sick! DJTweeny: wait'll they try our doctors! Principalpoop: family stories, have not found him on the web Principalpoop: hit this jew over the head with a bag of sugar cs: but its really great shit, mrs press key Principalpoop: we have a gun shop advertized in the yellow pages as across the street from the high school... Principalpoop: close the curtain fred Dexter Fong: lol poop Dexter Fong: Failed your mid-terms, buy one of our semi automatic pistols ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dexter Fong: He has a nickel Dexter Fong: Rollie Maidens cs: wait for him Principalpoop: they allow guns on school property during hunting season, so kids can go straight to the forest... Still_Life_with_Anchovies: who did Catherwood vote for? ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Still_Life_with_Anchovies and says "Did you want something?" Principalpoop: were they authenic authenics? Dexter Fong: Catherwood, are you a teabagger? ||||||||| Catherwood snubs Dexter Fong Principalpoop: ahh thenics is a mystery cs: for himself Thweeny: Review from laughdomerecords.com - http://www.laughdomerecords.com/products/firesign-theatre-roller-maidens-from-outer-space-new-cd cs: i dont think catherwood buys his tea in bags ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to cs and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Catherwood, snub me also. ||||||||| Catherwood snubs Still_Life_with_Anchovies also. Principalpoop: sounds like kris kristopherson cs: it does poop cs: i think tween or someone said austin parodied a bunch of country singers. i dont know the genre DJTweeny: Yes P, I mentioned it when Austin was in here and he said I was the first one to catch that DJTweeny: Being from Texas helped ;) DJTweeny: Excellent parody Still_Life_with_Anchovies: what? you think Austin sounds like Kris? Principalpoop: some would take it seriously, be careful cs: i was having lunch with a firend one day in one of the poorer parts of town and we heard a song on the radio that was the same song as on this album, dont know the singer but it was the orignal. ausitin just changed the words Principalpoop: in this song, sure DJTweeny: Austin admitted that this was a Kris parody Dexter Fong: Anch: He *does* have that certain lack of tonal centricity Still_Life_with_Anchovies: come on, i mean Jesus, really? Principalpoop: john prine with a cold hehe Dexter Fong: Well Anch, Jesus was a tenor but still.... jahgust: I creaated an epic listening experience using the 3 big solo lps, Maidens, TV or Not TV and Time Flies in that order, all connected like! Talk about yer mind fuck! Pardon my poodle. It's a great in flight listening experience! Thweeny: Kris has done religious tunes, for sure
Still_Life_with_Anchovies (thought he was a castrati?) Thweeny: Sounds like a great line-up, jaghust Principalpoop: wow jahgust, send a copy to tween cs: they got a lot of mileage out of nick danger Dexter Fong: Anch: Only after he formed the Mormon Church Thweeny: Yes, please do Thweeny: lol Dex cs: sounds great, jah Thweeny: Yeah, they did, cease. Appeared all over the place jahgust: Try it. It's like the great lost Firesign epic! Still_Life_with_Anchovies: yeah, we dodged a bullet there. cs: i was watching the case of the missing yolks recently Still_Life_with_Anchovies: egg siting? cs: a danger tale not on their cd set Dexter Fong: Norwegian Tits Principalpoop: the milton berle story? cs: the film they made for the monkey cs: i have a mix called Woodwegian Nor I should post someday jahgust: Yolks was prescient to the housing crisis. Loan to those who can't pay back. Imprison them in their own home! Thweeny: Roller Maidens at Firesign Media - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-rv cs: B Mitchell Ried, great la df of the 60s, mixed up the lyrics of the beatles tune DJTweeny: The Firesign Media reviews are really comprehensive cs: good point, jah cs: DJ ||||||||| H Stones enters at 10:10 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. cs: you know reid, dex? i know he was in NYC for a while in the early 60s Dexter Fong: Hey stones DJTweeny: Hi Stones Principalpoop: your highness cs: major voice of la radio cs: hi stones Dexter Fong: Cat: Reid? cs: speaking of radio vets ||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Roller Maidens From Outer Space - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u' H Stones: yo tweenster cs: yes bmr, better music radio. you would have been an adult then. Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Regular Or Ethyl...? Principalpoop: who sang hotrod lincoln? DJTweeny: So this could be Commander Cody? jahgust: Yeh Tween! Not sure how big the file is so let me get back to yuz! It ain't Tiny!! Dexter Fong: Not familiar with it cs: he was my mentor when i was in radio school in la in 68 DJTweeny: Just what I was thinking, P Principalpoop: stones has no keyboard, makes it difficult to chat hehe DJTweeny: Cody & Lost Planet Airmen covered Lincoln Principalpoop: bend over and roll up your arm cs:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._Mitchel_Reed Dexter Fong: My thought is that Austin isn't so much parodien/copying any one in specific but copying certain styles...i.e. rockablilly, etc DJTweeny: That would make things a bit difficult, P DJTweeny: Could be, Dex cs: we talked about this as soon as i heard the song, dex. no. it was the same fuckng song jahgust: Oh right!! DER!! Getting tyid! DJTweeny: Now if we could just get the guys to come in here and set us straight ;) Dexter Fong: Cat: There are many such songs with the same rhythym, same changes, and pretty much the same melody line in C&W music Principalpoop: oh, becoming pendantic much fong? Dexter Fong: All you can eat baby cs: i wouldnt know dex Principalpoop: kristopher sounds like arlo guthrie Principalpoop: arlo sounded like so and so and so and so sounds like such and such Dexter Fong: Well Cat, I can't say that, but you might +)) Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Arlo lost his wife recently, btw (if anyone cares) H Stones: iaint sayying nothing Principalpoop: that is not fun cs: yes hes a facebook friend. i'm sorry to hear that Principalpoop: why not stones? ashamed? cs: hi stones H Stones: i dont like recognised in a place like this Principalpoop: like groucho, don't want to be in any chat that accepts people like you? H Stones: precisely DJTweeny: lol Still_Life_with_Anchovies:(a trip to the moon on gossamer wings...) H Stones: weare all in the gutter but some of us are looking down a drain Principalpoop: pretend you are someone else then, be fong, and fong can be me and I will be stones cs: would be a long trip Thweeny: Roller Maidens at Wiki - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roller_Maidens_from_Outer_Space Principalpoop: i've been down so long, this looked like up to me H Stones: i dont think that will help my reputation DJTweeny: hehe Stones Principalpoop: cheerio ole yanks, still smarting after the war of 1812? DJTweeny: lol P H Stones: and here was me thinking the war was osver Principalpoop: we did not turn mormon, europe can relax for 4 more years, keep preparing for a religous crusade through...
Still_Life_with_Anchovies (pulls his head back out of his ass) ||||||||| H Stones is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:22 PM. Principalpoop: oh, that was the popping sound ||||||||| Outside, the 10:23 PM downtown bus from England pulls away, leaving H Stones coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Dexter Fong: The band will do the news Still_Life_with_Anchovies: ^_^ Principalpoop: wb king DJTweeny: Obama promises only to invade countries he doesn't like Dexter Fong: And Texas is first DJTweeny: LOL H Stones: thats probably still a sizeable list DJTweeny: Probably Still_Life_with_Anchovies: we can only hope. Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Austin should secede. Still_Life_with_Anchovies: if it hasn't already Principalpoop: now this sounds like elvis, or jimmy lee lewis DJTweeny: when the Texas Legislature tried to stop the TSA from groping people, he did threaten to make TX a 'no-fly' zone for commercial aircraft Dexter Fong: Elvis plus rockabilly Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Austin, Texas... not Austin, Phil. DJTweeny: Austin is an island, for sure DJTweeny: Yeah early Elvis, for sure Still_Life_with_Anchovies: no Phil is an island. Principalpoop: what do you call that kind of piano sound? there was a tv show with that DJTweeny: but perhaps he lives on one? DJTweeny: honkey tonk Dexter Fong: Poop: It's basic rockabilly Dexter Fong: yes honky tonky too cs: how long were you without power, dex? Dexter Fong: same thing jahgust: Gotta head to the wild sunset but Tween I will send you the file once I find it! Pull the mucklucks out of the fire everyone! Keep em flying! Principalpoop: can we say honkey tonk? Dexter Fong: about 4 days ||||||||| jahgust leaves to catch the 10:27 PM train to Hellmouth. DJTweeny: Be good, jahgust cs: by joe Principalpoop: best of luck jahgust Principalpoop: ouch fong Dexter Fong: Night jah cs: elayne was out for quite a while Still_Life_with_Anchovies: hey, are any of our NYC area members still waiting for the electrician? are they okay? Principalpoop: isn't electricity wonderful? lool cs: that would be dex and elayne. Still_Life_with_Anchovies: ha! we wrote that at the same time. cs: or someone like him Dexter Fong: poop: It wasn't so bad..we had candles, gas stove (cooktop), battery operated radio and lights
Still_Life_with_Anchovies (reckon one can be in two places at once...?) Principalpoop: ahh you must be a boy scout, were you ever molested? cs: you were prepared Dexter Fong: We went uptown everyday to recharge phones, kindles, laptops etc and have dinner out with friends Principalpoop: adventure H Stones: if you want to be molested here, you get a job at the bbc Dexter Fong: and snails DJTweeny: You brought your own condoms when going on 'camping trips'? DJTweeny: Yeah, heard about that BBC business Stones DJTweeny: Who would have think it ||||||||| H Stones leaves at 10:30 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Principalpoop: i did not see that yet, will I be amused? ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:31 PM and H Stones bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: The BBC sex scandal? Principalpoop: glad you came through unscathed fongster, we were worried about you Principalpoop: yes tween Dexter Fong: Thanks poop H Stones: there is more going to be revealed about that i fear DJTweeny: Ditto P, and hoping E is OK cs: yes i thought you were powerless last week, dex Dexter Fong: I was cat cs: i forget your apt. do you have a fireplace? el talked about being so cold in thier place Principalpoop: now this sounds like the guy that sang the battle of new orleans Dexter Fong: Have fireplace but didn't need it cs: we've been out of power for a few days in the winter but we have a fireplace Dexter Fong: Not all that cold Dexter Fong: Quilts and two cats cs: we've been stockpiling wood ever since Principalpoop: too much fiddle though, more rockabillyish H Stones: i thought when it was cold in NYC they hijacked a passing train and set fire to it Merlyn: hey, cya next week people cs: it was warm enough to go outside the past couple of days but in general its winter now Principalpoop: thanks M Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn, thanks for the space cs: merl, did you ever post that pic to the chat? Merlyn: which picture? Principalpoop: the one with you in the pumps and superwoman costume DJTweeny: "Not with that eyelash hanging down over your nose." Dali reference? Merlyn: the ethyl pumps cs: of the bergman look alike Principalpoop: hwhwhw DJTweeny: Take care, Merlyn, and thanks cs: i just sent you Merlyn: no, I didn't post it chat Merlyn: at* Merlyn: chat H Stones: Honey is lurking around there someplace cs: can you? H Stones: or maybe herer cs: honey? Principalpoop: neither here nor there cs: i see her state was quite blue Merlyn: I'd like to ask proctor first Dexter Fong: Don't vote blue cs: oh ok ||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 10:37 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Still_Life_with_Anchovies: stop waving that dildo, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Still_Life_with_Anchovies and says "Did you want me?" Still_Life_with_Anchovies: ...er, no thanks. Principalpoop: you go girl catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Principalpoop Dexter Fong: Catherwood, hand Anch the dildo ||||||||| Catherwood gives anch the dildo. Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Catherwood, give the dildo a hand. ||||||||| Catherwood hands the dildo a hand. Dexter Fong: No need to thank me Anch H Stones: the thrilling end Principalpoop: not a double sided dildo, or is that double headed Dexter Fong: two heads are better Still_Life_with_Anchovies: indeed Dex, you are an old hand at this. Principalpoop: hail onan Dexter Fong: An old hand at self amusement? Still_Life_with_Anchovies: hey, that's what Romney said? Still_Life_with_Anchovies: or was it Orel? Dexter Fong: I've loved this album since I first heard it Principalpoop: Mitt is another name for a big glove Still_Life_with_Anchovies: yep. i like "Roller Maidens" also. DJTweeny: A favorite of mine also, Dex Dexter Fong: Dick "The Psycho" Exxon ||||||||| New notice: 'Listen to The Radio Free Roadkill Show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net' Principalpoop: now that sounds like dragnet Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Catherwood, would you dish out the nuts? ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Still_Life_with_Anchovies and mumbles "oh, fuck off Still_Life_with_Anchovies!" cs: i remember listening to this album under acid when i had the measles Still_Life_with_Anchovies: sure it wasn't the other way around? Principalpoop: i like cashews best, but they are horribly expensive Dexter Fong: Night Tween ||||||||| New notice: 'Lily Bergman College Fund - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/lilyfund/' Principalpoop: thanks tween, until last time again Dexter Fong: Nazi Goring Still_Life_with_Anchovies:(hmmm, isn't that fund built yet...?) cs: i think lily could replace her dad in some aspects Principalpoop: now that sounds like engleburt humperdink cs: the song is better than the food Dexter Fong: Not until both sides of the big ditch can dig the first spade at the same time cs: dig that spade Principalpoop: englledink humpleburt Dexter Fong: Dig that chicano Still_Life_with_Anchovies: groovy. Dexter Fong: Far out Principalpoop: the SNL sax in this one DJTweeny: >>cs: i think lily could replace her dad in some aspects < that would be very cool :) Dexter Fong: Thhhis silence is killing me Still_Life_with_Anchovies: is she balding already? DJTweeny: Have a great week all Principalpoop: yes I went deef DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| At 10:49 PM, DJTweeny vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! cs: i mean that literally dex. i know doc tech was in touch with her for devloping material for rfo Still_Life_with_Anchovies: nite Twee. Dexter Fong: until we resend again tween cs: by tween Dexter Fong: afk fw Principalpoop: should that be fww? cs: how are things in va, poop? no more storms? cs: election ad storm is over? Principalpoop: cool days, cold night, standard autumn here for a few days Principalpoop: the robocalls saturated my answering machine, lots of mailers Principalpoop: ads on every channel Principalpoop: strange having biden and romney leaving messages lol, never got an obama or ryan cs: we got some from washington. local contests. very annoying Principalpoop: i stopped answering the phone Principalpoop: use the mute button for the tv Still_Life_with_Anchovies: okay fellow Bozos, La-Z-Boy beckons. Dexter Fong: I wondered why you didn't answer me Poop cs: i was telling my wife about george romney. my dad was a car guy so a fan, evn though they were in different companies Principalpoop: ciao anchovies Still_Life_with_Anchovies: cya's next time. Dexter Fong: Night Anch Still_Life_with_Anchovies: nite. ||||||||| Still_Life_with_Anchovies leaves at 10:54 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." cs: i liked romney's support for mlk. it was unpopular then but would get him shot by current repuiblicans cs: by no Principalpoop: was that you with the heavy breathing fong? i did not delete that one... Dexter Fong: bi-no? cs: my wife cant even imagine an era of pro civil rights republicans Dexter Fong: Poop: That *was* me, you still remember Principalpoop: if republicans want to be a national brand, they must embrace gays and obamacare and immigrants cs: in which alternate universe will that happen in, poop? Principalpoop: they can win local elections, akin got a lot of votes and said womens bodies can stop pregnancy from rape Principalpoop: we need to let the morons vote, so they don't use guns Dexter Fong: Okay then dear friends, I'm away for a long weekend and have to start readying things, see you all next week Principalpoop: the right is desparate, as they should be, they are on the wrong side of history Principalpoop: have fong fun ||||||||| Dexter Fong rushes off, saying "10:59 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. cs: off we flee Principalpoop: to the bus, have a super week ||||||||| Principalpoop hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Principalpoop?! It's 11:00 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| H Stones - dead from the yaws ||||||||| cs - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Thweeny - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
cs
Dexter Fong
DJTweeny
H Stones
jahgust
Merlyn
Principalpoop
Still_Life_with_Anchovies
The Tween Fan Club
Thweeny
