Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
06/28/2012

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 28, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 28, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| PaisleyPillTweeny waltzes in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Principalpoop', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Principalpoop: oh tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:02 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
cease: greetings
Principalpoop: oh canada
cease: yeah we have our day this weekend. maybe the jays will win
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 9:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Friends
cease: dex
Principalpoop: oh fong
Dexter Fong: Cat, Tweeny, Poop
PaisleyPillTweeny: Hello, Dear Friends
Principalpoop: are the vancouver Jays, the V-Jays?
cease: good to see your otherwise evil supreme court did something good today
Dexter Fong: The V-Jat JV's
Dexter Fong: Jay
cease: no, jays are in toronto. just a minor league team here, despite having 2.5 million people
Principalpoop: minor v-jays? sounds illegal
cease: but we do love jays in bc
Dexter Fong: Minor league? Like the old Negro League?
Principalpoop: no, miners, like colorado
cease: double a, the vancouver canadians. i forget which major league team owns them
Dexter Fong: Ore ore ore
Principalpoop: double a? they are young....
Dexter Fong: eh? eh?
Principalpoop: i had a girlfriend who was a double A, had to shop in the girls department...
Principalpoop: more than a mouthful is a waste anyway, as I always said
Dexter Fong: Good Lord Ahmightey, I'm hungry!!
cease: the triple a team for the jays is in vegas.
Principalpoop: i was reading about winnipeg in sports illustrated while my car was repaired yesterday
cease: yet another reason for me to like the city
Dexter Fong: You took your car to Winnepeg?
Principalpoop: Then Lets EAT
Principalpoop: no, not sure where it is, up north somewhere
cease: in the middle of canada
Dexter Fong: North yes, but not quite to Alaska
Principalpoop: ahh ok
cease: probably my least favourite canadian city, and that's saying alot
Dexter Fong: no not oklahona
Dexter Fong: You said it Cat
Principalpoop: i hear there is a sign, Winnipeg, we were born here, what is your excuse?
Dexter Fong: Witness Protection!
PaisleyPillTweeny: the sound of silence
Principalpoop: I am a rock, I am an island
PaisleyPillTweeny: We miss our DJ, don't we?
Dexter Fong: Tweeny channels Simon & Garfunkle
Dexter Fong: Yes we do Tweeny
cease: they showed up recently. but i dont expect them to be back with cni for us
Principalpoop: you could do cni on thursdays tween, couldn't you?
PaisleyPillTweeny: I take it cease that if British Columbia decided to seceed you would not be opposed?
PaisleyPillTweeny: Interesting idea, P, but I'm not set up for live shows just yet
cease: i can't see that happening.
Principalpoop: our country was almost named columbia
PaisleyPillTweeny: I've heard that
cease: newfoundland maybe, they used to be a separate country. quebec also possible but not out here
Principalpoop: that would make more sense than amerigo vespuchi
Dexter Fong: Poop: Wasn't it supposed to be Vespucciland?
cease: god bless vespuchiland
PaisleyPillTweeny: When I get set up to do live shows for Radio Free Dishnuts, I'll give it serious consideration, P
Principalpoop: sounds like a little motor bike
cease: from electrician, right?
Principalpoop: cool tween
Dexter Fong: Hard to remember Cat, I just barely remember lines
PaisleyPillTweeny: Yes, from electrician
Principalpoop: you know you will have at least 3 maybe 4 dedicated audience hehe
cease: has everyone been enjoying rfo these days? doc is playing a big chunk of my collection
PaisleyPillTweeny: Temporarily Humbolt County
cease: right
PaisleyPillTweeny: Haven't checked it out recently, cease
Dexter Fong: That would indeed be super Tween, not to mention how much it would enhance your image here =))
PaisleyPillTweeny: hehe
cease: bergman's interview with cass eliot today, from 67
PaisleyPillTweeny: kewl
Principalpoop: lordy
Dexter Fong: Cass Eliot, the 40s Cowboy Movie star?
PaisleyPillTweeny: Hop-Along Eliot?
Principalpoop: that was elliot ness
Dexter Fong: The Vocalizing vacquero
Principalpoop: or ephraim zimblist, junior
cease: eliot mintz, the firesign "pal"
Dexter Fong: Who you callng junior?
Principalpoop: mensch?
cease: he kept having radio shows on after them that were far more popular than theirs
PaisleyPillTweeny: any news on the FST front?
Dexter Fong: Mensch in my name in Sheboygan
cease: later yoko ono's pr person. now i think he works for paris hilton, if you call that working
Principalpoop: sheboygan, sounds like a buddy hacket song
Dexter Fong: And that was before transgenderation
Principalpoop: way before
Principalpoop: ok, how about the back or side of FST, any news?
Dexter Fong: well, silence is better than bad news...or is it bad news?
Principalpoop: workoholics is back on the air
Dexter Fong: I haven't had time to watch it, been working to hard
Principalpoop: montana had an old law again companies spending in elections, the supremes overturned it
Principalpoop: work? what is that?
Dexter Fong: W O R K, a radio station here in nyc
Principalpoop: what do they play? acoustic punk?
Dexter Fong: they play Poctor and Brergman
Principalpoop: i thought you said doctor and birdman
Dexter Fong: No they're on station P E E P
PaisleyPillTweeny: Pretty good Mark Fiore animation on the 'corporate personhood' business - http://www.markfiore.com/political-cartoons/watch-supreme-court-citizens-united-super-pacs-romney-obama-rove-animated-video-mark-fiore-political-animatio
Dexter Fong: Oops that's station K P E P
PaisleyPillTweeny: just a couple of minutes of comedic flash
||||||||| "9:28 PM? 9:28 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
cease: fiore is always good
cease: hi merl
Principalpoop: a goverment of the corporations, by the corporations, for the corporations...
Merlyn: flash crowd, eh?
PaisleyPillTweeny: So it would seem, P
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
PaisleyPillTweeny: It's so funny how some people expect the government to reign in the corporations, when the corporations own the government
Principalpoop: ok, what will we sing and dance to? 'we're bringing the war back home...
PaisleyPillTweeny: a catchy little number
cease: true, tween. just as true here
Principalpoop: this land is made of mountains
Dexter Fong: I'm brining Celia ward back home
Dexter Fong: This land is made of fountains
Principalpoop: how is pete?
Dexter Fong: petite
Dexter Fong: and all reet
Principalpoop: did you know a little cigar is a cigarette?
Dexter Fong: Yes i did
Principalpoop: smarty pants
cease: any firesign news, merl?
Dexter Fong: And a *bib* cigarette is king-size
Principalpoop: i bet you can sit on an ice cream cone and tell us the flavor...
Dexter Fong: *big*
Merlyn: no real news cat
Principalpoop: i recall those long, skinny cigarettes, a silly millimeter longer
cease: i recall over breakfast with the ossmen et al, that there was supposed to be flood of new fireproduct coming soon
Principalpoop: ok, give us the fake news
cease: and i'm still waiting for the download or dvd judith promised of the kirkland show and proc mentioned would also happen with the la show
Principalpoop: like caviar, I cannot tell the difference
PaisleyPillTweeny: That's great to hear
Dexter Fong: Well Cat, they seem to operate on a different definition of "soon"
Principalpoop: part of the obama change we can believe in, be patient
PaisleyPillTweeny: Maybe in time for Christmas presents?
cease: duke of madness came together fairly quickly
Merlyn: taylor would probably have a better idea cat
cease: i hope it's selling well
cease: i'll ask him, merl
Principalpoop: isn't that copyrighted? GE has better ideas?
Merlyn: GE brings good things to life
Merlyn: "good things" being my dead cat
Principalpoop: ahh yes, like dr frankenstein
Merlyn: so now I have a zombie cat
cease: your cat was ressurected by ge?
Merlyn: "fire --- BAD! water --- BAD!"
Dexter Fong: General Electrode
Principalpoop: did he come back with the helocopter blades attached?
Merlyn: zombie cats don't like either
Dexter Fong: firewater heap good
Merlyn: "flying --- GOOD!"
Merlyn: my hovercat is full of eels
Dexter Fong: landing???
Merlyn: or maybe just worms
Principalpoop: worms in the hovercat? ewwww
Dexter Fong: Giant moon worms
Principalpoop: yes on the bright side, it is feast time for the giant moon worms
Merlyn: yes, nobody does a worm's eye view anymore
Principalpoop: and we could easily with the new tiny cameras....
Merlyn: now we just need worms with artistic talent
Principalpoop: cloaca
Dexter Fong: drone worms
Dexter Fong: heavily armed
Dexter Fong: with cameras
PaisleyPillTweeny: Sounds like a great band name - The Artistic Worms
Merlyn: Pupae Picasso
Principalpoop: cloned worms
cease: wroms have arms?
cease: i think it is a band name, tween
Principalpoop: we will give them arms
Dexter Fong: SEE! de roms have arms
Principalpoop: heavy arms
Dexter Fong: but only for me
Principalpoop: no that is eyes, they only have eyes for fong
Merlyn: tunnel under the enemy
Dexter Fong sings, "Are the stars out tinight, I don't know if it's cloudy or bright, cause I'm a wo-rm
Merlyn: do the worm
Merlyn: but look out for people doing the bird
Principalpoop: the first worm said "kiss me You fool" the second worm said "fool, I am your other end"
Dexter Fong: And that was another reading form The dasys of our Wormhood
Merlyn: That would be Oroboros
Principalpoop: the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out...
Merlyn: Oroboros Badinov
cease: good one, merl
||||||||| Outside, the 9:48 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Elayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Principalpoop: and natasha eelvinsky
Elayne: Oy! Just got home. Evenin' all!
cease: hey elayne
Dexter Fong: The scary big brother of Boris, I assume?
Elayne: Internet connection spotty, I'm piggybacking off downstairs neighbor.
Dexter Fong: Hi E
Principalpoop: just flew in the door and boy are your arms tired?
cease: you wont be coughing now your health insurance is assured
Merlyn: hi E
Merlyn: brb pizza
Elayne: Big tree that fell down 2 houses away last year was never cleared, and some bad gusts knocked it out further 2 days ago...
cease: wow
cease: i remember the trees in your neighbourhood
Elayne: ...leading to a telephone pole cracking, and now there are cables all over the place in back and on the side of our house.
Principalpoop: scary
Elayne: Turns out, Cat, that the house 2 doors down hasn't been lived in for 2+ years, and we never knew...
Elayne: Anyway, the downstairs neighbor's cable works but ours is out. No phone, no internet...
Dexter Fong: They were such a quiet couple
Elayne: BRB
Principalpoop: i thought he worked nights and she did telemarketing...
Dexter Fong: Yes Poop, the Hispanic-Pakistani couple
Principalpoop: right, that is why I never expected them to put up holiday decorations...
Dexter Fong: Portorico day, and ramadan
Principalpoop: that is just food, or no food, not decorations I think...
Dexter Fong: Come to new york and learn my firend
Dexter Fong: Everything is decoration
Principalpoop: let me have my white bread american bigot dreams
Dexter Fong: didn't you mean bigold?
Principalpoop: oreos were always bi
PaisleyPillTweeny: ...
Elayne: Back. "Couple?" Oh no my friends, here it's three families to a house...
Principalpoop: i talk about bi and tween checks in hehe
Dexter Fong: and the milk was always white...cept when it were chocolate
Principalpoop: ahh mormons, ok
Elayne: Anyway, so Lillian (my lovely downstairs neighbor) has cable/internet/phone and we don't, so I'm piggybacking on her for the internet at least.
Elayne: And I worked until about 8:30 so I just got home. Thursdays are becoming worse and worse for me.
Elayne: However, next Thursday I'm on vacay so I should be here no problem.
Principalpoop: when it turns out sweet lillian is a drug dealing pedophile numbers racket dealer, you will regret this
Elayne: Dex, turns out I already read at least 2 of the 3 books you gave me. Probably read the last one as well, I'll have to double-check.
Dexter Fong: Okay, sorry
Principalpoop: you have good taste fong, and knew what E would like, don't apologize
cease: enjoy the vacation, el
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Good taste!! Why I can sit on some dairy queen and tell whether its twisted or not
cease: oh, it's your 4th. we tend not to notice it up here
Principalpoop: would you rather E said she put the books in the kitty litter tray where they belong?
Dexter Fong: Poop: How's your pron collection
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne2 falls out at 10:01 PM.
Elayne2: Sorry folks, very weak connection on this piggybacky thing.
Principalpoop: still crowing, still going strong, like dolly
cease: does your iphone work?
Elayne2: My last 3 sentences never made it, I see.
Dexter Fong: Oh, you got the advanced lifelike dolly huh?
Principalpoop: you are lucky you have a connection, otherwise, cold turkey or war traveling like honey...
Elayne2: Anyway, it can't really handle this server, so I should go and blog while I still can.
Dexter Fong: Tell the truth, that crowing ..well, it don't really grow on yah
Elayne2: Next week, all!
cease: where is stones tonight?
Dexter Fong: Night E
Principalpoop: good luck E
cease: hope you get your connection back, el
||||||||| "Hey Elayne2!" ... Elayne2 turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:03 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Merlyn: cya E
Dexter Fong: Overseas
cease: still?
Principalpoop: over there, over there
Dexter Fong: I see him! Let's get him!!
Principalpoop: flash dance in manchester or wherever...whatever
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Elayne at 10:04 PM
Principalpoop: OH M, what have you done? have you no mercy?
Principalpoop: give her a disease, don't just murder her hehe
Dexter Fong: How many HP
Dexter Fong: HPs for that kill Merlyn
Principalpoop: her bandwidth was low, not much HP
Dexter Fong: True, and not resistant to lightning either
Principalpoop: like doing somebody in the gray, helpless
Dexter Fong: doing somebody in the gray ==?
Principalpoop: faded?
Merlyn: She had it coming
Principalpoop: almost faded away anyway
Merlyn: She was a burden on the chat society
Principalpoop: true but brutal M
Dexter Fong: Ah
cease: she'll be back next week
Dexter Fong: Like a zombie, Cat
Principalpoop: she can respawn?
Merlyn: I probably won't be, I'll be hobnobbing with 2 of the Firesign Theatre
Dexter Fong: Only her doctor knows
Principalpoop: oh, sorry hobnobber
Dexter Fong: Hobnob well Merlyn, enjoy
cease: osman and proc coming to min?
Merlyn: I might be picking up phil & melinda from the airport too
Principalpoop: take your laptop and bring them to chat...
cease: doc told me he was going to meet proc when he was at yale for the renunion, but i never heard thereafter
Merlyn: yes, DO and PP
cease: i suspected bergman wouldn't be there
Dexter Fong: afkfr
cease: tell them to visit chat at some point, before they die too
Merlyn: He was supposed to be
Merlyn: I'll try cat
Principalpoop: not a remake with weekend at bergmans?
Merlyn: I'm on a panel about Bergman with DO and PP
cease: i remember bergman coming to chat looking for you, merl. but you were gone and so was everyone else
Principalpoop: Obamacare, the death panels already....
cease: that's fantastic, merl
Principalpoop: you should say that the one thing you remember most about Bergman, is that he owes you money hehe
Principalpoop: treat the dead honestly hehe
cease: i'm watching blue jays game and there is a fan who looks amazingly like keith richards in the front row
Principalpoop: too soon?
cease: am reading his Life right now. was on the top 10 most likely to die list for 10 years in the 70s
cease: still alive
Dexter Fong: It's never too soon with the dead, they can't tell the time...kinda like worms
Merlyn: actually, one odd thing I'm going to mention is that he didn't tell most people about his leukemia, and he's the only Firesign member who could hide chemotherapy
Principalpoop: you kinda like worms too?
cease: good one, merl
Principalpoop: LOL
Merlyn: he went totally bald around the time of the Weirdly Cool PBS special
Dexter Fong: That's the bald truth Mer;yn
Merlyn: and he had the mildest type of leukemia, which can go 10-20 years, so it really could have gone back that far.
cease: he was bald when i saw him in 69
Merlyn: The other guys might know from Lily when he got it
Principalpoop: His head and face are a hippie ear ICON, all of them
Principalpoop: era
Merlyn: He went from "bald" (fringe of hair) to totally bald
Dexter Fong: Beyond the fringe, so to say
Merlyn: Not cook, bergman
Merlyn: mixed up your peters there
Dexter Fong: Peter, eh?
Principalpoop: bald in front, you are a thinker, bald in back, sexy, bald in front and back, think you are sexy...
Merlyn: let's not get in a cockfight now
Dexter Fong: Lol
Dexter Fong: Another reading from the second volume of "A Worms Eye View"
Principalpoop: who shot cock robin?
Merlyn: two cocks fighting over a worm
Merlyn: very drawn-out fight
Dexter Fong: The Game Prevention Committee
Principalpoop: two scots fighting over a penny invented wire...
cease: winnipeg the pooh
Principalpoop: eore the donkey
Dexter Fong: ..and that from Chapter Three, Vese two, page 25, fourth line of How Dim Was My Worm
Principalpoop: ahh, now the worm turns
Merlyn: anyone familiar with "The Man Who Never Was" or operation mincemeat?
Dexter Fong: See it's other end a tries out a banal pick-up line
Dexter Fong: Yes merlyn
Principalpoop: no from roanoke
Dexter Fong: WW2 intelligence ploy
cease: anyone see the stephen hawking show last sunday?
cease: apparently we only see a tiny amount
Merlyn: short version: during WWII, a dead body with fake letters indicating a large attack was allowed to get into German hands
Dexter Fong: of what?
Principalpoop: i see they are trying to read his brainwave, the current setup not working as good
cease: oh yes i've heard of that
Merlyn: a famous British comedy team was unintentionally involved in operation mincemeat, care to guess who/how?
Merlyn: before they were famous
Dexter Fong: Anything further you'd like to add to that brief precis, Merlyn =)
cease: this would be before the goons
Dexter Fong: ah thanks
Dexter Fong: Nigel and Bruce
Merlyn: no, that's dr watson
Principalpoop: lord whippingpoof and count chocula
Dexter Fong: The Watson Bros
Dexter Fong: Lord Haw Haw and lady Ga Ga Gadiva
PaisleyPillTweeny: lol
Merlyn: It was....
Principalpoop: lord haw haw sounds possible
Dexter Fong: lady tee Hee
Merlyn: Morcambe and Wise (before they were a team)
Principalpoop: ahhhh, who?
cease: tokyo rose and gypsy rose lee?
Merlyn: now try to guess how they were involved
Dexter Fong: *I've* heard of 'em
Principalpoop: they put the chairs on the stage?
Merlyn: good quote, dex
Dexter Fong: They were nazis?
Dexter Fong: sympathizer?
Merlyn: nope, but they were 16 and 17 at the time
Principalpoop: they provided the mince?
Merlyn: not stars, but in show bidness
Dexter Fong: They were the meat
||||||||| Hemlock Stones tiptoes in around 10:29 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: they provided the meat?
Merlyn: playing in a musical review in London
cease: and speaking of funny limeys...
Dexter Fong: Ah an expert arrives just in time, hold that answer Merlyn
Merlyn: no meat changed hands
Principalpoop: speaking of morcambe and wise, good evening your highness
Merlyn: the British have been coming
Dexter Fong: First the Beatles
Merlyn: so Stones, do you know how Morcambe and Wise were involved in Operation Mincemeat?
Principalpoop: speak stones, let not the cold silence of the chat still thine voice
Dexter Fong: Then the Stones...like some kind of Biblical plague
Hemlock Stones: they could have been vegans for all i know
cease: reading keith richards' LIfe, I'm surprised he called himself Keef many years before actually smoking any
Principalpoop: stop fucking with us stones
cease: good explanation of how kif is different from hash though
Principalpoop: vegans? from vegania?
Hemlock Stones: i thought americans came pre fucked
Merlyn: ok, here's a hint: MI5 of course wanted the dead man to seem like a real person
Dexter Fong: Stones, the movie The Man Who never Was, ww2 intelligence ploy
Dexter Fong: So they killed one their parents
Principalpoop: some guy on colbert lastnight explained there are 3 types of grass, soft, something and kurf????
cease: kush
Hemlock Stones: the whole of WW2 was an intelligence ploy i think
Dexter Fong: maybe turf...and the really powerful stuff, astro-turf
Principalpoop: yes, kush, what the hell is that? and what are the others?
cease: it was on stewart. the stoners who coulndt be president sketch
Principalpoop: oops, ok, yes lol
Dexter Fong: I'm following right along Merlyn, keep going
Principalpoop: what are those 3 types?
cease: a hybrid, seeds supposedly originally from the hindu kush area
Principalpoop: wow, strong or what?
Merlyn: hmm, I can't think of more hints, want the answer?
Principalpoop: stone, or buzz or hallucinations?
Hemlock Stones: the kif which reached the UK was usually dark green leaf and finely chopped
Dexter Fong: Yes please
cease: no more hints. we want mints. elliot mintz at least
cease: hemlock, the shit keith richards had was never of such pedestrian quality
Principalpoop: no more buds? already broken apart and cleaned???
Merlyn: M&W were part of a London show that the people conducting Operation Mincemeat saw just a few days before setting the body out to sea, to get dated ticket stubs to put in the dead man's pocket.
Principalpoop: bong ready huh?
Merlyn: this also explains the comedian's lament "I never saw so many dead people sitting up"
cease: neat, merl
Dexter Fong: That's really interesting MERLYN>>>WOW
Principalpoop: believe it, or don't
cease: sounds like mission impossible, the brit version
Merlyn: Hitler may have seen photocopies of the ticket stubs
Dexter Fong: I think he's got an autographed Playbill
Principalpoop: back when photocopies were photo copies
Dexter Fong: "He had" bombings you know
cease: what do they call playbills in Billville?
Merlyn: that's in a newer book about Operation Mincemeat that clears up some things from the earlier book (that had some censorship too)
Principalpoop: how are you stones? and honey?
Merlyn: billbills?
PaisleyPillTweeny: Hi Stones
Hemlock Stones: i thought they posted them up at teh corner of bill street and bill
Dexter Fong: Price? Two Bills
PaisleyPillTweeny: (off to the kitchen)
Principalpoop: tween has munchies
Hemlock Stones: Yo Tweenster
Merlyn: I wish M&W had known about that while they were still doing a show, they could have done an entire show on it
Principalpoop: dog walking
Dexter Fong: Watch where you step
Hemlock Stones: dont let Honey know about the muchies, she is sure to snafffle them up
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please snaffle up some munchies
||||||||| Catherwood snaffles up some munchies.
Hemlock Stones: Catherwood still has the key to the food store and kitchen
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Hemlock Stones and mumbles "oh, fuck off Hemlock Stones!"
Dexter Fong: C'wood is apparently immune to Hemlocks subtle charm
cease: it befits wood to be immune to hemlock
Dexter Fong: Botany
cease: Bay leaf
Dexter Fong: Hay loft
Hemlock Stones: subtle charm ??? Botany Bay Leaf
Hemlock Stones: how fares clem and bambie nowadays, i have lost touch
Dexter Fong: I say, old chap, do you have Botany bay LEAF IN THE CAN?
Merlyn: hay big spender
Dexter Fong: lay a little mulch on me
Merlyn: you dirty old man
Dexter Fong: We see very little of B & C nowadays, Stones
Hemlock Stones: that is a great pity i think
Dexter Fong: Yes it is but?
Dexter Fong: They come, they go
Hemlock Stones: if you should see them please remember me and Honey to them both
Dexter Fong: Will do so
Hemlock Stones: thank you kindly
Dexter Fong: Not all all, ta very much, prego,
Hemlock Stones: Clems voice is heard somethime on CNI Radio
Dexter Fong: yes
Dexter Fong: And I'm sure they're still doing the Saturday eve show
Hemlock Stones: i must listen more carefully, CNI is very imformative
||||||||| Hemlock Stones leaves to catch the 10:53 PM train to Funfun Town.
||||||||| Outside, the 10:53 PM bus from England pulls away, leaving Hemlock Stones coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dexter Fong: From train to bus and back again
cease: ok i have to go do stuff. see y'all next week
cease: happy canada day
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
Merlyn: For England, I should change "bus" to "coach"
Dexter Fong: Fry up some back bacon
Merlyn: happy canada dry
Merlyn: I'll be going too
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn and thanks
Principalpoop: back
||||||||| Merlyn hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 10:56 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Principalpoop: what the heck, I walk the dog and everybody saying good bye
Dexter Fong: Guees I'll try to park a little early tonight, the available spaces lessen as it gets later
Principalpoop: hail rita
Dexter Fong: See you all next time
Principalpoop: ciaoo
||||||||| Principalpoop departs at 10:57 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Hemlock Stones: poop, Honey says please add her to your skype list, she lost you at the last skype change
Hemlock Stones: she is zuni.blueskym Taos NM
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Hemlock Stones: forget the m in bluesky
Hemlock Stones: if anyone wishes to contact me, i am Brian Jackson 180, manchester, till further notice
Hemlock Stones: until the next time, i am outa here
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| cease - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "11:13 PM? I'm late!" exclaims PaisleyPillTweeny, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dave', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:50 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dave: well looks like I'm late, hi and bye yall hope everyone is well.
||||||||| Dave rushes off, saying "11:51 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
cease
Dave
Dexter Fong
Elayne2
Elayne
Hemlock Stones
Merlyn
PaisleyPillTweeny
Principalpoop

URL References:
http://www.markfiore.com/political-cartoons/watch-supreme-court-citizens-united-super-pacs-romney-obama-rove-animated-video-mark-fiore-political-animatio