Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
06/14/2012

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 14, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| c sashays in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 14, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
c: where';s a and b?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:06 PM and late as usual, it's Principalpoop, just back from Elmertown."
Principalpoop: is this set theory?
c: welcome, number 2
c: i thought i was a set unto myself
Principalpoop: sounds like an old Jack Parr joke
Principalpoop: how are things in ca nah dah?
c: i remember his show vaguely but fondly
Principalpoop: bill cosby used to tell jokes about number 1 and number 2 also
Principalpoop: some kid confesses to the teacher that a number 1 was really a number 2
c: i vaguely remember bill cosby albums. same era,
Principalpoop: you are a set unto yourself, but we have drawn a circle around you that puts you in our set
Principalpoop: you don't like me calling your country cah nah dah?
c: i can easily imagine showing up here and no one else is here
Principalpoop: no, impossible
Principalpoop: give us a set catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets us a set.
Principalpoop: voila!
c: game, set, match, as they say in some sport
Principalpoop: that is tennis, love
c: a game i used to play in the late paar era
Principalpoop: i enjoyed it, was never good
Principalpoop: good for building up a sweat before going to drink beer hehe
c: when i was in junior high and fairly atheletic, my doctor told me i should get out more and told me to play tennis.
c: getting out in the summer in la is never a good idea
Principalpoop: i recall listening to wimbledon on the bbc, lovely british sport announcing
c: i used to drag my daughter outside to play catch or various things, never organized sports but at least some form of exercise
Principalpoop: la was bad polluted back then, the smog, lordy
Principalpoop: just walking in the stuff was exercise
c: this was in japan in the 80s, far enough from tokyo that the air wasnt too bad
Principalpoop: ahh ok
c: when i first moved to la in the 50s, they used to burn their garbage outside
Principalpoop: my mother was a bitch, going outside to play did not have to be encouraged hehe
c: air was so bad we had to turn on the radio to find out if it was safe to go to school
c: go outside at all. finally banned the outdoor incidineraotrs in the late 50s
Principalpoop: yes, and california push the car emissions thing
c: my parents were not people i wanted to be around, but they were usually mesmorized by whatever was on tv and i would rather read
c: you follow basketball?
Principalpoop: not on nice days, I would be outside, i like to read also, but not nice days
Principalpoop: no,
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dexter Fong close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:21 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Principalpoop: when they started making millions, it put a bad taste in my mouth...
c: i remember when the lakers moved from minn. to la in 1960. went to see them then and have followed them ever after
Dexter Fong: 'allo mateys
c: hi dex
c: i konw dex follows the knicks
Principalpoop: good fong is here, the dog wanted out but I did not want to leave poor c alone lol
Principalpoop: take the set fong, brb
Dexter Fong: The K-nicks and the k-nets
c: never alone when i have a good book to read
Dexter Fong: This loverley set is available now, for only half of what you'd pay for another such set that is just a bit better
c: i read an article inthe nation about why we support miami over ok
c: trying to find it on their website
c: i thought ok was better than lakers and maybe better than miami but the ownership ripped off seattle for not giving them a new arena
Dexter Fong: What' you mean by *we* white man?
c: we menaing those who read the article, and care about nba
Dexter Fong: I'm suporting the Syracuse Nationals
Dexter Fong: or maybe it's the Rochester Red Wings
Dexter Fong: or perhaps the Canton Bulldogs
Dexter Fong: It's all so vague and far away now
c: http://www.thenation.com/blog/168311/why-we-should-all-root-miami-heat
c: http://www.thenation.com/article/166518/jeremy-lin-inspires-nation
c: i thought this was a very perceptive article about your knicks phenom jeremy lin
Principalpoop: back
Dexter Fong: Cat: J Lin...well, he was an interesting aspect to a team that wasn't going very far...*I* don't consider him a phenom however
Principalpoop: cool here, perhaps down the 50s again tonight, after 80s in the day
c: you seemed very impressed with him a little while ago
c: we clal it junuary here. coldest june on record
Principalpoop: wow
Dexter Fong: Huh? I may have mentioned him just to throw a little bball info into the conversation but, no, he's got a ways to go before he becomes a phenom
c: kobe was a phenom. now getting into fogey territory
Dexter Fong: Kobe Fogarty
Dexter Fong: The fifth Creedence Clearwater dude
Principalpoop: wilt chamberlain, lew alcinder
c: i was at ucla with lew
Dexter Fong: lew alcinder, Mohammad Mohammad
Principalpoop: most of wilts records stil lstand I think
c: also, according to his autobi, we were both in the harlem riots but he was throwing shit and i was just on a bus
Dexter Fong: The MAGIC Bus
Principalpoop: oops you are right fong
c: wilt scored a hundred points in a game. that's as surreal as satchel paige's no hitter record in the negro leagues
c: magic johnson was a great player, but he never scored 100 points in a game
Dexter Fong: But, alas, Bill Russel had all the championships
c: als indeed
c: as a young laker fan, i had to endure the indignity of bill russell year after year
Dexter Fong: Cat: Do you remember Pistol Pete Marovitch?
c: yep
Dexter Fong: It's great to be a great scorer but it's the rings that count
Principalpoop: ok bill russell, and then as coach also, a phenoms phenom
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:43 PM and late as usual, it's no_anchovies, just back from Hellmouth."
no_anchovies (sniffs)
Dexter Fong: And don't forget PeeWee Russell, a clarinetists clarinetist
c: one man can't lead a weak team to a championship, at least not more than once
c: hi no
Principalpoop: who was the white guy with the celtics?
no_anchovies: bizniss has been slow in bozoland.
Dexter Fong: Hiyah no_
c: larry bird?
no_anchovies: Bob Cousey?
Principalpoop: oy yes, the bird
no_anchovies: or Larry Bird?
Dexter Fong: Hans Conreid
Principalpoop: a different kind of magic
no_anchovies (has bandwidth issues)
Principalpoop: but magic none the less
Dexter Fong: A great player
Principalpoop: use viagra no anchovies hehe
no_anchovies: are we talkin' 'bout OKC kicking Miami ass?
Dexter Fong: We are rebouding off the backboard of bygone days
Principalpoop: c presented a blog that wants miami to kick oks ass
Principalpoop: don't get us started on the ABA
Dexter Fong: Dr. J
Principalpoop: yet another different kind of magic
no_anchovies: well, what does a Canadian know about hoops.
Dexter Fong: Black Magic?
Principalpoop: lol
c: seattle really supported the team, just didnt want to contribute tax funded new stadium to already rich star bucks owner boss
c: we actually had an nba team for a little while. why do you think the memphis grizzlies have such an inaprpriatte name?
Dexter Fong: No more machiatto for you!!
Dexter Fong: Memphis?
Dexter Fong: Seems okay to me
no_anchovies: so your solution is to pine for the Supersonics? shame on you.
Dexter Fong: Now the Tampa Bay Grizzlies...forgetaboutit!
Principalpoop: is memphis in or near the smokie mountains?
Dexter Fong: Poop" Sure
no_anchovies: yes.
Principalpoop: ok then, they have bears hehe
c: i doubt the minniapolins liked losing their lakers to la, but it worked for me
c: lots smoke. dont know about no mountains
Principalpoop: new yorkers still whine about the dodgers
no_anchovies: or the Gigantes.
Dexter Fong will never forgive the NFL for shutting down the old All-American Football League and screwing the the firs, the greatest Buffalo team
c: when elayne first came to visit us in 1995, she told me a brooklyn joke. the dodgers aren't gone, they're just on a really long road trip
Principalpoop: hehe
no_anchovies: yeah, that's what corporate assholes do, Dex.
no_anchovies: & a long strange trip it's been.
Dexter Fong: Then when the AFL arose, I became an istant life long fan
c: your 2nd biggest city doenst have a football team, its poor citizens have to root for a hockey team!
Principalpoop: ?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Who you talking to?
Principalpoop: and what city do you mean?
c: you yanks
Dexter Fong: Oh, you mean LA
c: la: 18 million people
Dexter Fong: Prolly first biggest
c: half the size of tokyo, but still pretty big
Principalpoop: where are the rams? I have been away too long
Dexter Fong: And less Asians...well a little less...mexicans aren't asian are they?
c: F and I watched Contagion the other day. suitably scary. it said tokyo pop was 36.6 million but it's set in the future
Principalpoop: rounder eyes, just as short hehe
c: the last number i heard was 35 mil.
Dexter Fong: well some of them are...there/s a big thing with Cuban-Chinese cuisine
Principalpoop: just seeing pictures of some of the tokyo hotels gives me claustrophobia c
Dexter Fong: Take deep slow breaths, Poop
Principalpoop: the bunkbeads on the ship were bigger...
c: i was on trains going in and out of downtown for many years. they were always full
Principalpoop: yes fong, reach my arms above my head lol
Dexter Fong: Now Imagine 36 millions people naked
Principalpoop: i just saw that video, 40 girls and 8 guys....
Dexter Fong: Sounds like a good ratio
Principalpoop: all very friendly hehe
Principalpoop: anyway, where are the rams if not in LA?
Dexter Fong: Dpend on what you mean by friendly
c: i'm not opposed to an ok win. they're a great team and durrant deserves a ring, but so does miami. so i'm happy whichever teams wins but i still thik zirin has a good point
Dexter Fong: Cleveland
c: they moved to st louis long ago
Dexter Fong: No, that's wrong
Principalpoop: and the browns?
Dexter Fong: Cat is right, St.Louie
Principalpoop: what happened to the cardinals then?
Dexter Fong: They're in Arizona
Principalpoop: LOL, they can all go to hell
Dexter Fong: won a superbollwl
Dexter Fong: bowl
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: now I recall why I stopped, it is a scam
Dexter Fong: No, it is a business.soert
Dexter Fong: business/sport
Principalpoop: charley taylor was not a business man, neither was pat fisher or billy kilmer
Principalpoop: heart and skill
Dexter Fong: Still hurts does it, Poop
Principalpoop: you bet lol
Dexter Fong: =))
Principalpoop: that reminds me, you betcha, mitt should get sarah palin for VP
Dexter Fong: Like when I lost the First, original Buffalo Bils with George Ratterman and "Buckets" Hirsch, brother of Elroy"Crazylegs" Hirsch
Principalpoop: wow
Dexter Fong: When men were men and only Krauts wore helmets
Principalpoop: used to be able to grab a facemask, no sissies
Dexter Fong: Hell faskmask, you grabbed noses or eyeballs, there were no fackmasks
Principalpoop: before facemasks, hardcore
Principalpoop: those guys played offense and defense
Dexter Fong: ...and that old pigsin was a live stuffed pig
Principalpoop: lordy
Principalpoop: real chalk for the lines, you get that up your nose, you knew you were playing football
Dexter Fong: that's when recievers were really shakin' and bacon
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Principalpoop: tarkington should have won one super bowl, he was robbed, the coach too
c: as someone who has never followed football, i shouldn't have brought it up
c: dont know players or most teams
Principalpoop: you didn't follow the rams while there?
Principalpoop: gabriel was ok
Principalpoop: they had some good players
c: no but they were on the news and stuff. it was impossible to ignore, as i followed dodgers and lakers
Principalpoop: oki doki
c: i'm one of the few in vancouver who doesn't follow hocky too
Principalpoop: my dad played hockey in college, we went to a couple of washington games
Principalpoop: he said they were a bad high school team, and we never went again
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| no_anchovies - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
c: shaq was on a few minutes ago advertising a car. now he's advertisng dove
Dexter Fong: My first MAJOR LEAGue Baseball game was the original Wash. Senators
Principalpoop: same here
Principalpoop: ted williams coach, I have the program somewhere
c: just as joe dimagio became famous for selling coffee machines and many viewers of the ad probably had no idea he was a famous baseball player
Dexter Fong: Bob Peterfield, Mickey VERNON<, Edie Yost
c: the Damn Yankees team
Dexter Fong: Poterfield
c: they sound like ingredients in a Per Se meal, dex
Principalpoop: who was the obnoxious home run hitter for the yankees?
Dexter Fong: Cat: You might well be surprised at how well known Dimaj was
Principalpoop: we were in the outfield near him at a baltimore game, the fans jeered him
Dexter Fong: Poop: What year?
Principalpoop: he kept patting his wallet pocket
Principalpoop: 70s
Dexter Fong: Poop: I think he was patting his ass?
Principalpoop: late 70s
Dexter Fong: Reggie Jackson?
Principalpoop: yes
Principalpoop: sound like him? lol
Dexter Fong: Well Poop" you might be eased somewhat by the fact that he's a serious musclecar collector
Dexter Fong: Loves them hemis
Principalpoop: i had no reason to jeer him,
Dexter Fong: Well , IIRC he was black
Dexter Fong: Wahington etal?
Principalpoop: this is baltimore, and us fro mwashington,
c: thankfully we're not on irc anymore
Dexter Fong: Are you sting you saw reggie in Baltimore?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:16 PM and Woody 1 waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Principalpoop: yes, is that a big deal?
Dexter Fong: Hey Woody, ine
c: i remember on Wired, people would talk about DC like it was a different planet and its not far away
Principalpoop: playing the orileles
c: wood
Principalpoop: hey woody
Woody 1: Howdy, Firepines.
Dexter Fong: Poop: No, i just thought you were talking about a Wash> Senators game at Grifith Stadioum
c: just pining away
Principalpoop: that was years earlier
Principalpoop: i have not been to many games, in fact, only those 2, maybe one more somewhere
Dexter Fong: Well yeah, that was my original point..my first Big League game
Principalpoop: I only saw sonny once, play live
c: my first game was a LA Colliseum, a shitty place to see a baseball game
Dexter Fong: when men were men a hit the ball with their hands
c: 58, didgers won in extra innings on frank howard homer
Principalpoop: a beautiful building, but yes, sightliness are screwed
Woody 1: Just played a Pink Floyd concert for my wife on guitar after we both saw Roger Waters do The Wall Monday night. Awesome.
c: your wife must be very tolerant
Principalpoop: sit down, have a cigar, which one is pink?
Dexter Fong: now cat
Woody 1: Ha.
Dexter Fong: Gimme the pink cigar, wish you were here
Woody 1: She actually ate it up.
Dexter Fong: Yes...well....Glad to hear it...you know
Principalpoop: watch it fong, don't say it
Principalpoop: ahh ok, good job
Dexter Fong: I say....
Woody 1: Not any actual eating yet....
Dexter Fong: (nudge nudge, wink wink. say no more....)
Principalpoop: is there anyone at home?
c: that's not a restaurant i'd review
Woody 1: OK Eric--
Dexter Fong: Yes, wht do you aks
Dexter Fong: put down that aks EUGIN
Principalpoop: just the basic facts, can you show me where it hurts?
Woody 1: My review(or rather, explanation): Roger Waters and his band were in top form in Indianapolis at Banker's Life(Conseco) Fieldhouse on Monday evening. The show began with the album's actual last tune Outside The Wall excluding vocals and the song's duration, and then exploding into In The Flesh(ALBUM'S FIRST SONG) with stage-length firey streams that reached toward the ceiling of the venue. The o...pening song's end was visualized with the airplane crash sound by a huge model plane zooming high across the vertical length of the audience's vision and crashing into the top of the stage's partial Wall that was already built up, in an explosion, fire and all.
Dexter Fong: It hurts right here, near the top of Schoom Lake
Principalpoop: lordy
c: roger did his show in vancouver recently
Dexter Fong: It was that plane crash that did it
Principalpoop: nobody told me when to run, I missed the starting gun
Woody 1: that's not all but I won't subject you all of it.
Dexter Fong: But your not the only one, your just the lonely one
c: saw him plugging the show on 60 minutes
c: dark side of the moon was a fine piece of music and i loved their music for the exploding house in Zabriskie Point
c: but that's not enough to make me attend a concert all these years later
Principalpoop: remember when you young, you shone like the sun
c: glad you had a good time, woody
Woody 1: My favorites: Dark Side and Animals
Woody 1: I'll try and grab the Youtube ~12 mins.
c: he seemed quite bitter on 60 min.
Principalpoop: as the spinners sang, this is my fork in the road
Woody 1: Waters 2010, same basic concert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHK_JNek2Hc
Dexter Fong: I tought they sang "This is me forking the road"
Principalpoop: i'll be around
c: better than being a square
Dexter Fong: Around what?
Principalpoop: i had a friend who enjoyed pointing out how dark pink floyd was...
Dexter Fong: I always thought they were a kind of fluorescent pink
Dexter Fong: a fuschia as it were
Woody 1: "According to my careful prosthesis, this man has--the plague," Funny as hell since prosthesis is clearly something else.
Dexter Fong: In fact the first name was Fuschia Floyyd
Dexter Fong: Eurkeka...again =)) Woody
c: a false nose beats a false prognosis anyday
c: the firesign were/are about word play
Dexter Fong: Unles, of course, that fake, or false nose *is* a prsthesis
Principalpoop: they never stooped for a cheap pun, they just bentover
Dexter Fong: obraining a diagnosis on a prognosis whish is a prosthesis is problemary
c: mary wanna problem?
Dexter Fong: One cheap pun coming out!!
c: tell a vision, tell a vision
Dexter Fong: I thought I saw Joe hill, boy....alive as you and me
Principalpoop: smells like teen something
Dexter Fong: Acne
Dexter Fong: Medication
c: i dreamed i saw st. augustine, alive as you or me
Principalpoop: that was acme not acne
c: dylan, lyric thief or lyric genius or both?
Principalpoop: is the the patron saint of Florida?
Dexter Fong: Acme Top Grade Medication.....not for animal use
c: the bowel oil company
Dexter Fong: i thought it was Boil M. Owlcompany
Principalpoop: ever been to a bowelling alley?
Dexter Fong:
Dexter Fong: well!
Dexter Fong: Ive been censored
Dexter Fong: bracketed even
Dexter Fong: "<>"
Principalpoop: spell it out letter by l e t t e r
Dexter Fong: Hah!
c: i used to enjoy bowling. had an electric blue bowling ball
Dexter Fong: Of course I've forgotten what I said that was inside the brackets and therefore censored =)
Dexter Fong: As a yout' I wath they called "stuck pins" in an alley..not so much fun
Woody 1: Firesign's the king of malapropim.
Principalpoop: that woody harral and bill murray bowling movie is a hoot
c: turnout quite light tonight
Dexter Fong: King Pin?
Dexter Fong: yes cat
Principalpoop: he only had one hand?
Dexter Fong: But it was a good hand
Dexter Fong: Aces or better
c: not exactly a full house
Principalpoop: summer time, almost
Principalpoop: always slows down
Dexter Fong: Right again Cat
Dexter Fong: Summertime, and the chat rooms deserted
Principalpoop: malopropim, I thought the FDA banned that
Woody 1: Firesign is th king oif of malapropisms..
Dexter Fong: Cats are sleepin', and everyone's high
c: the lads were in love with words
c: always the right elevation, dex
Dexter Fong: Better perspective from up here, Buzz
c: i was surprised but delighted to see how much the still living lads want to continue doing new stuff when i met them in march at the bergman memorial
Principalpoop: I'm being followed by a moon shadow
Dexter Fong: That would be wonderful
c: i thik we'll hear much more firesign mirth in the years to come. it's what they do
Dexter Fong: Poop: Cuidado hombre, there's a bad moon rising tonight
c: ,merl would know but he's not here. doc tech too, but obbviously hes absent
Dexter Fong wonders if Merlyn has taken up the game of pool
c: they have tons of stuff in their vaults, particularly ossman, and their brains will only stop creating funny stuff when they join bergman
Principalpoop: the thing is, do they grab that 5th guy and make him visible or work around?
Dexter Fong: HARD TO IMAGINE ANYONE ELSE FITTING IN>>>>
Dexter Fong: sorry
c: i was surprised at their wilingness to produce new/old stuff, but then they worked without ossman for years
Principalpoop: they are resilent
c: no i dont see a bergman replacement, just as there wasnt an ossman repleacement
c: it would just be the 3
Principalpoop: however they work it out, will work
Principalpoop: i thought one of the sons had done some of the skits already
c: i can almost guarantee we will laugh at words from the 3 crazy guys in the future
c: yes poop, ossman's two sons have done so
Principalpoop: worse comes to worse, use a tape of peter hehe
Principalpoop: their timing is perfect
c: i sent doc tech a bunch of my tapes and he's playing them on rfo as of this week
c: plpug duke of madness is tons and tons of firestuff
Principalpoop: fernando by ABBA, should I endure it or TAP SKIP?
c: plus
Principalpoop: i will be humming it for days, it may be too late already
Dexter Fong: Skip to Dancing Queen
Principalpoop: damn you fong
Woody 1: Of another feature of FT's genius, I love "self blinding eye shadow with matching puncture pencils" on Dear Friends.
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Woody 1 - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: bye woody
Principalpoop: and then super trooper
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:55 PM, dragging Woody 1 by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Dexter Fong: Hye woody
Principalpoop: wb woody
c: by wood
c: sell lumber
Woody 1: board ain't acting right.
Principalpoop: i had to tap refresh a few times
Dexter Fong: I'm fresh as a daisy
Woody 1: I keep typing and sending but it didn't send.
Woody 1: Now it is.
Principalpoop: you are correct however that their ability to turn a phrase is explemnary, explaminary, exceptional
Dexter Fong: Perhaps you used up all your characters in the Pink Floyys review?
Woody 1: Bee back.
Woody 1: Ouch!
Dexter Fong: lol Woody
Principalpoop: Bono, oops I mean Sting
Dexter Fong: Easy to make that mistake poop
c: i liked the police. never u2
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: like mixing up dr spock and mister spock
c: no elayne tonight. i guess she found her silly site elsewhere
Dexter Fong: I don't like the police, but I like u2
Principalpoop: spock spock spock
Principalpoop: i liked both, i guess
Dexter Fong: Sprechensie schpock?
Principalpoop: don't stand so close to me while I still haven
Principalpoop: t found what I am looking for
Dexter Fong: I was here first, don't you stand so close to *me*
Principalpoop: nine nine
Dexter Fong: nicht nicht
Dexter Fong: Have you any schrubberries?
c: i frist heard roxanne on a bbc broadcast in japan and thought it was marley
c: serious reggae
c: that was i thikn new years day show 1979
Dexter Fong: Marley and Schroooge, together again
c: lol
Dexter Fong: Pass the Humbug to the left
Principalpoop: yes I saw reggae jackson play
Dexter Fong: When he was with the Trenchtown Tokers
c: music break at the half time of nba is ewf's september. great tune
Principalpoop: ganga ganga me ganga ganga you
c: i saw reggie beat my dodgers in 77 series in la.
Dexter Fong: Yes Dear Friends, it's all on one, and one for all
Principalpoop: come september morning, me and my lover something something something
Dexter Fong: Alas, a great crppners career slowly sinks as his memory for lyrics fades
Principalpoop: maybe it was a chelsea morning, and the first thing that I saw...
Dexter Fong: crooners
Principalpoop: i like crooners, with butter and jam
Dexter Fong croaks, oh it's a long long time, from march till ...uh....april....
Principalpoop: and its a long way, to tipper harry
Dexter Fong: Poop" You aint had nothing 'till you've had a Schroomlake Crooner, with extra bacon
c: clintons named their daughter after that joni tune
Woody 1: I didn't go way back seeing baseball but I did see the last night game at Comiskey, and saw Bo Jackson play with the Royals. Also--the 88 All Star Game.
Principalpoop: sure it was not the cat?
c: white sox-yanks game is in my play Neal Amid
Principalpoop: wow
Dexter Fong: They named their daughter after a cat?
c: no bill and hilary talked about that during their presidency
c: chelsea named after joni mitchel song
c: chelsea morning
Dexter Fong: Talked about your play?
Principalpoop: and neither of them ever lie, it was the cat I say
Dexter Fong: Chelsea also a NYC neighborhood
Woody 1: Saw Brett with the Royals in 85--year after the Penant.
Principalpoop: a daughter that disappears and only a smile left behind
Dexter Fong: Better then naming her Lower East Side
c: bill and hilary will Never talk about my plays
Dexter Fong: lol Poop
Dexter Fong: afkfr folks
c: earlier, a london neighbourhood
Principalpoop: there was a singer named chelsea I think
Principalpoop: my sleeping dog is chasing rabbits, should I wake him?
c: no
c: more than one, poop
Principalpoop: oops he caught one, there goes the pillow
Principalpoop: he heard me chuckling, poor thing
Principalpoop: what is brett michaels like, in concert?
Dexter Fong: Very Gay
Principalpoop: the royals, were they out of boston?
Dexter Fong: But not in a cool way like Elton or Johhny Cash
Principalpoop: more like rod stewart?
Dexter Fong: The Cincinatti Royals Baskeball team, with the big "O" Oscar Robinson
c: i remember sctv skit about him
Principalpoop: the bengals ever win anything?
Dexter Fong: The first black baseball player to integrate Basketball
c: john candy is asking grils about orgasms and they think he means oscar robinson
Dexter Fong: You watching SCTV Cat?
c: i have seen the shows. now i'm watching ok-miami
Dexter Fong: And who's John Candy laying for?
Principalpoop: it is cruel to give out sctv youtube clip links, spend hours browsing
Dexter Fong: paying
c: ?
Dexter Fong: Poop: As Firesign is to audio, SCTV was to Video
c: miami down to 8 point lead
c: i saw laker leads collapse in the 4th like this
Dexter Fong: what quarter?
c: 6 ponit lead
Dexter Fong: how many minutes
c: 4th
c: 7:31
Dexter Fong: lotta time left
Principalpoop: what is that, about 45 minutes?
Woody 1: SCTV was great.
c: canadian comedy lovers will live off it for the rest of our lives
Woody 1: MST3K was my favorite,
Principalpoop: it was like johnny, you knew the characters, and laughed even if not especially funny
c: saw a martin short special recently. it sucked. i didnt realize he was the same age as me
Dexter Fong: Cat: Kids in the Hall were pretty good also
Principalpoop: all good
c: indeed
c: but they wer ein the states too.
c: we've had some great canuck comedy crews you;ve never heard of
Dexter Fong: Why would that be?
c: like Codco, air farce, double exposure
c: some great newfie comedy shows
Principalpoop: martin was just a something je ne sais quoi short of being a jerry lewis
Dexter Fong: Newfie comedy is a comedic statement in itself
Principalpoop: ok, I will bite, what is newfie?
Dexter Fong: Nefoundlander
Dexter Fong: Newfound
Principalpoop: like the dog?
Principalpoop: hehe
c: when doc and i drove down to seattle to watch the 99 firesign show, we listened to a great newfie show called The Great Eastern. it was almost firesonian in its surreality
Woody 1: "Pure Luck" was funny as hell. Kept a smile on my face the whold
Dexter Fong: Canadas hill billyies
Woody 1: time
c: 4 point lead with 4"30 left. ok could win this
Principalpoop: http://www.pbs.org/redgreen/
Principalpoop: they have a following, they wear me out
Principalpoop: which game is this?
Woody 1: Yeah==he and his duct tape is good, Princ.
Dexter Fong: This is the second game, being played in OKC?
c: yep
Principalpoop: wake me near the end of the 5th, hehe
Woody 1: You were right about my wife earlier. I put her right to sleep...Sleep...I gotta go.
c: sleep well, wood
Principalpoop: applause woody, cool, night night
Dexter Fong: Dah Dah Dah DUm!!! That's the end of the fifth syphony
Dexter Fong: Night Woody uno
Principalpoop: the birds at the end of layla
Woody 1: Night. Spen nice.
Dexter Fong: Spend often
||||||||| Woody 1 hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Woody 1?! It's 11:31 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Principalpoop: i bet he went to watch the game, without all the foolishness lol
Dexter Fong: Hey Catherwood, how about some frinks?
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Fong and inquires "Someone mention my name?"
Dexter Fong: oops...drinks
c: very exciting
Principalpoop: and why is it you be drinking me laddy?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, shuffle up and deal
||||||||| Catherwood shuffles up and deal.
Dexter Fong: All in
c: 3 pont came, 1:47 left
Principalpoop: catherwood, scuttle up and sing
||||||||| Catherwood scuttles up and sing.
Dexter Fong: all in
Principalpoop: call
c: many of the regulars never showed up
Principalpoop: i have a pair of 7s, ace high
c: maybe they're all watching the nba game
Dexter Fong: And this is where Bernard King would slash to the backet...."Yes! And it count!!"
Principalpoop: the new episode of real pawn shop on tonight?
Dexter Fong: Yeah Poop, and they're selling all your good shit
c: but it's really Good shit, mrs presskey
Dexter Fong: Your porn pawned collections
Principalpoop: no, i have no shit, I am the madman who won't take less than 10,000s for my shit hehe
Dexter Fong: Your original pawnnee porn-pawned collection
Dexter Fong: Tee-Hee in a Tee-Pee
Dexter Fong: Sakajuwaiwa does the great Tar Nation
Principalpoop: my genuine artificial moon rock
Dexter Fong: Aunt Jemima does the Pancake
Principalpoop: the original bottle that dr. pepper came in....
Dexter Fong: Jimmy Rogers does the "Cannonball
Principalpoop: Sitting on Sitting Bull
c: canonball adderley, best show i've ever seen
Principalpoop: black adder, black adder
Dexter Fong: Yes these and 27 other stars of American Porn, now pawned can be yours, friend
c: troubador, summer 71. cheech and chong as halftime giggles
c: i thnk the heat will win this. up by 7 with less than a minute
Dexter Fong: Didn't Mort Sahl open for Monk once?
Principalpoop: theonious?
c: lenny bruce opened for frank zappa, or vice versa
Principalpoop: theophilus used to be a common american name
Dexter Fong: Close poop: Theolonius
Principalpoop: i was symonious
Dexter Fong: Almost harmonius
Principalpoop: quite
Dexter Fong: hymmm hymm hymm quite
c: wow 2 point game
Dexter Fong: Give us the play x play
c: ok ball with time out, down by 2
c: 12 sec left
Principalpoop: green hornet song, william tell overture song,
c: they could get a 3 and win
Dexter Fong: inbounds vry important here
Dexter Fong: Poop: Nope...Flight of the Bumble bee, not Schubert
Principalpoop: beer or liquor commercial?
Dexter Fong: Gimme both and back it up
Principalpoop: bill cosby and the go carts fong
c: oo. james goes to free throw line with 7 sec left
Dexter Fong: did he drive the lane?
c: now a 4 point game
Principalpoop: huh?
Dexter Fong: okc ball with only seconds left
Dexter Fong: visualize Poop
Dexter Fong: =))
c: yeah ok has to get 6 points in 7 sec.
Principalpoop: so james is heat no ok, i guess
c: game over
Dexter Fong: LEBRON IS DA HEAT
c: 100-96
Dexter Fong: sorry
Dexter Fong: thanks for the sport in my sorts cat
Principalpoop: I was thinking the other james,
Dexter Fong: sports in my shorts
Principalpoop: what is the score now?
Dexter Fong: Now, how about those high-school soccer and lacrosse scores
c: did i mention last week that my cousin won an award for most creative barteneder in the world last week?
Dexter Fong: Wow, what's he serving and where can I get it?
Principalpoop: 1-1 or heat up by 2?
Dexter Fong: 1-1
c: http://www.globaltvbc.com/video/worlds+most+imaginative+bartender/video.html?v=2242886492&p=1&s=dd#video
Principalpoop: i don't want a creative bartender, that is asking for trouble hehe
Dexter Fong: off to Miami for three games
c: he was in morroco for the contest so it's a morcoan inspired bevy. i'l be checking it out in a few days.
Dexter Fong: And trouble is you name poop
Dexter Fong: Poop Trouble
c: no, this is they guy who turned me on to cocktails. not my thing before i had his
c: i think what's being done in drinks parallels what's being done in food, in terms of molecular frontiers now
c: i'm happy to be able to taste these wonders
Dexter Fong: We've crossed the molecular frontier Captain, and I'm pleased to say, there are no more moles
c: watching la kings parade in la. how odd
Dexter Fong: We have found a shrew or two
Dexter Fong: of mice, only thrice
c: 73 year old gordon lightfood is getting an award in nyc tonight
c: he looks vastly older than you, dex
Dexter Fong: Gerbils, only four, no more
Dexter Fong: at: Lightfoot has like maltiplesclerosis or like that
c: wow, elvis singing a lightfoot song
Dexter Fong: GW Wrote some great songs
c: still on tour
c: older than bergman, yhounger than ossman
Dexter Fong: GL wrote some great sones, buy *not" Green Lantern
c: i should probably go eat something. see y'all next week
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
||||||||| Around 11:57 PM, c walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Think I'll go relocate my carm night Prince
Principalpoop: i was watching the cousin, wow
Principalpoop: night C
Principalpoop: night fong
Principalpoop: ciaooo
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
c
Dexter Fong
no_anchovies
Principalpoop
Woody 1

URL References:
http://www.globaltvbc.com/video/worlds+most+imaginative+bartender/video.html?v=2242886492&p=1&s=dd#video
http://www.pbs.org/redgreen/
http://www.thenation.com/article/166518/jeremy-lin-inspires-nation
http://www.thenation.com/blog/168311/why-we-should-all-root-miami-heat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHK_JNek2Hc