Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
06/07/2012

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 07, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| RedPillTweeny waltzes in at 12:41 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| It's 12:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dave & Katie in through the front door at 5:21 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dave & Katie : greeting folks. I haven't been here for a long, long time. But I thought I would say hello (insert woof here) and try to come back later. Things are going well here, still working on a masters degree.
Dave & Katie : just had a chance to read last week's log, good to see a corps of people still around.
Dave & Katie : off for now but I hope things are well with all the just folks, and the unjust.
||||||||| Around 5:51 PM, Dave & Katie walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 07, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Merlyn sashays in at 9:02 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Merlyn: Missed Dave & Katie
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:03 PM, dragging Principalpoop by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:04 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Fong, just back from New York."
Merlyn: hey pp
Principalpoop: HI M, fong
Principalpoop: and I see dave and katie were here, nice
Merlyn: hey dex
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn and Poop
Principalpoop: wotsop?
Dexter Fong: nottasomuch
Merlyn: not much, might not be active much and program instead
Principalpoop: oki doki, my server just reset
Principalpoop: will I resort to aggressive communism like russia? and that reset?
Dexter Fong: My server just took my plate and I wasn't finished eating
Principalpoop: putin on the dog
Merlyn: Putin on the Ritz?
Principalpoop: hehe
Merlyn: where facists sits . . . Putin on the Ritz
Principalpoop: i tried the new ritz with cheese and ritz with peanut butter, better home made, why?
Principalpoop: should be the same, they must be using cheap cheap cheese and peanut butter
Merlyn: not as ritzy
Merlyn: it probably just dries out more
Principalpoop: i think you are right
Merlyn: but cheap too
Principalpoop: but those nutty buddy peanut butter cookies taste good
Principalpoop: and are moist
Principalpoop: the name is near that anyway lol
Dexter Fong: moisture is good
Merlyn: should tell the ritz people
Principalpoop: or add jelly,
Dexter Fong: They might just send you a case
Merlyn: "Honey, I got a case of the Ritz"
Dexter Fong: "You sure do, Sweetie
Principalpoop: i am a true blue american. I like the club house cookies with a can of kraft cheese hehe
Merlyn: "Honey, I Shrunk the Ritz"
Principalpoop: i know it is not cheese but I cannot help myself
Merlyn: into those new tiny ones
Dexter Fong: Ritzlettes
Principalpoop: the tiny gummy sweet tarts are not bad
Merlyn: the tiny ones aren't as good, the smaller size cooks a bit different
Merlyn: of the ritz crackers
Principalpoop: yes
Merlyn: they overcook a bit, sorta
Principalpoop: same with the snickers, changes the proportions..
Principalpoop: tiny twix tasted the same
Merlyn: why would candy bars taste different?
Dexter Fong: Snickerettes with extra nicotine
Merlyn: oh proportions
Merlyn: most of the ones I like taste about the same, but I don't like candy bars with nuts, which probably don't scale as well
Dexter Fong: Don't worry we don't weigh 'em
Principalpoop: almond joy was always tiny pieces, kinda sorta
Principalpoop: 2 little bites instead of one big bar
Merlyn: I supposed segmenting them works well
Principalpoop: one of my family yearly christmas pictures shows me with a giant jaw breaker in my mouth
Principalpoop: it was like eating a billiard ball hehe
Merlyn: they should have "CHOKING HAZARD" all over them
Principalpoop: they still have the hot jaw breakers? i loved those for a while
Principalpoop: nevermind, i might as well chew a cup of sugar
Dexter Fong: I always liked the Whitman Sampler. Open it before others get to it, move em all around, people consult the diagram, think they're getting chocolate mint and it's the one with larks vomit....what a laugh
Principalpoop: we need cat here to raise our level of food discussion
Principalpoop: those were good
Principalpoop: some of the fruity things were obnoxious, just ewwww
Dexter Fong: we don't say fruity anymore, we say gay
Principalpoop: english type flavors, ginger and mango suprise
Principalpoop: i suppose ginger and mango surprise are gay terms somewhere hehe
Dexter Fong: ploughman's lungs was alwas good
Principalpoop: mentholated asphalt
Dexter Fong: ginger snaps while Fred taps
Principalpoop: mrs rogers workshop
Principalpoop: here M and fong, try this silly site, see if E would be offended
Principalpoop: http://cubetitans.com/beyond-the-cube/
Dexter Fong: Poop: I dunno if E would be offended but let's try
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:28 PM and Bunnyboy bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny
Principalpoop: hiphop bunny
Bunnyboy: Anyone for Bridge?
Principalpoop: Haven't they finished that bridge yet?
Dexter Fong: How about Whist?
Principalpoop: enough of the gay joke fong
Bunnyboy: Go Fish.
Principalpoop: Have you got any 7s?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please give Poop some fruity candies
||||||||| Catherwood gets poop some fruity candies.
Bunnyboy: Naturally!
Principalpoop: Canasta
Dexter Fong: TEGWAR!!
Bunnyboy: Catherwood, poop poop.
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Bunnyboy and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Principalpoop: poop me catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood poops Principalpoop.
Principalpoop: hehehehe
Bunnyboy laffs a Popeye laff.
Dexter Fong: Finally got your wish, eh?
Principalpoop: i bet c feels much better now hehe
Bunnyboy: Uk uk uk uk uk!
Principalpoop flaps his hat at bunnyboy
Bunnyboy: It's...a boy! I think...
Principalpoop: Sweet Pea?
Dexter Fong: You talking Golden Showers?
Principalpoop: wrong chat fong
Principalpoop: gives a new meaning to olive oil
Dexter Fong: Hey, I'm not the one interacting inappropriately with C'wood
Bunnyboy: IDW Publishing is in the midst of a 4 issue, retro style Popeye comic book series. It's spot-on!
Principalpoop: we are consenting adults, androids or something
Bunnyboy: iPhone, me.
Principalpoop: he is going to be gay? or bulemic?
Dexter Fong: Who? Popeye?
Principalpoop: some currente garde scam
Bunnyboy: And onna bus. Slow transit tonight.
Principalpoop: right
Dexter Fong: Poop: Are you referring to The Seafoam Green Lanterne?
Principalpoop: exactly, trying to weave current ahh values into old stories
Dexter Fong: always purposefully leaving a small mistake into the stories, bismallah
Principalpoop: distinct from avant garde, where it would have been almost shocking inappropriate for GL to be gay 20 years ago, but now ok
Dexter Fong: It was always there under, not between the covers. Cap America a Viagra addict
Principalpoop: Bunnyboy may be in trouble, Is your bus driver named ralph?
Dexter Fong: and has he not slept in 33 hours?
Bunnyboy: Yes. His wife lives on the moon.
Dexter Fong: lol bun
Principalpoop: mumbling to himself about straight to the moon alice?
Principalpoop: the old joke about the uncle dying in his sleep and not screaming in terror like his passengers....
Bunnyboy: I made a mistake. Lower-bridge bus. Waiting on train clearance.
Principalpoop: get one of those upper bridge busses next time
Bunnyboy: I realized this week that Dr. Doom is the Lucy Van Pelt of the Marvel Universe.
Principalpoop: Does that make Dr. Strange Linus?
Dexter Fong: I'll certainly take your word for it, Bun
Bunnyboy: Dr. Strange is more of a Shermie, to me. Shows up, but always leaves early.
Principalpoop: he wore the amulet like a blanket, but ok
Dexter Fong: Goodnews from Riverdale folks.
Principalpoop: the band equipment arrived?
Dexter Fong: The quarreling co-owners of the Archie Universe have settled out of court
Principalpoop: oops, that was river city
Bunnyboy: The co-CEOs settled.
Dexter Fong: And the comics will be forthcomin. Reggie is out of the closet.
Principalpoop: who gets mudhead?
Dexter Fong: Mutheads in rehab
Dexter Fong: or is that smutthead?
Bunnyboy: Their kids and cousins are still murkin' the water, though.
Dexter Fong: Yes "his" kids
Principalpoop: so who gets the first piercing?
Principalpoop: and tattoo?
Dexter Fong: Who got
Dexter Fong: the first? Betty of course
Principalpoop: got? already? i really am an old foagie
Dexter Fong: a moldy fig, rather
Principalpoop: i have one of those also
Bunnyboy: The Sentry is kind of a Linus. Wears his nemesis, The Void, like a blanket.
Dexter Fong: Ah...one of those fruity ones
Dexter Fong: Not linus
Principalpoop: the sentry was before or after my time
Dexter Fong: both
Principalpoop: that is possible
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'no_anchovies', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:54 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Principalpoop: ahh my pizza is here
no_anchovies (is just in time to be fashionably late)
Dexter Fong: Hi no_
Principalpoop: high fashion
no_anchovies: howdy!
Dexter Fong: and fashionably Itralic
Bunnyboy: Saw a fun FB protest sign: "3 little words, to boost the economy: Gay Bridal Registry".
Principalpoop: in the style of stoners hehe
no_anchovies: ha!
Principalpoop: FB FB? Fight back?
no_anchovies: This one brightened my day... http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/527704_10150935863098217_622203216_10047529_884670793_n.jpg
Dexter Fong: Bunny: What's "FB"?
Principalpoop: that is classic
no_anchovies: football, fag-bashers?
Bunnyboy: Yeah, The Sentry is a "retconned" character. Introduced about 12 to 15 years ago, but ostensibly a contemporary and friend of Reed Richards.
Principalpoop: Is FB like a dirty sanchez or something?
Bunnyboy: Before he... went away.
Dexter Fong: He's in rehab too?
Principalpoop: reed or the sentry, left?
Bunnyboy: FiscalBroke.
Bunnyboy: Ehrm, Facebook.
Dexter Fong: Fat Back
Principalpoop: ahh ekonumikal terms
Bunnyboy: Sentry. Asked Reed to wipe his memory.
Principalpoop: i may have to relent to sign up for facebook, just to proof I am not a listed pedophile hehe
Dexter Fong: Better that than some other things he might ask him to wipe
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bunnyboy: "dirty sanchez"...ewwww!
Dexter Fong wonders how Poop became an A Listed Pedophile
Principalpoop: you are lucky I could not remember the name for when a girl ahh oops
Principalpoop: tough to get on the A list, i mean there are federal attorneys and investigators in front of me
Dexter Fong: Wasn't that a Doris Day sone, "When a girl, ahh oops"?
Dexter Fong: song
Bunnyboy: Well, if you're gonna be listed, settle for the A-list!
Principalpoop: yes, in rock hudson film
Dexter Fong: And a lotta gym teachers too, poop
Principalpoop: and assistant basketball coaches
Principalpoop: just horsey around hehe
Bunnyboy: Finally jumping off the bus. May bbl. nitey!
Dexter Fong: Night bunny
||||||||| Bunnyboy is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:03 PM.
Principalpoop: hiphop bunny
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
no_anchovies: nite B
Principalpoop: so no, wotsop?
no_anchovies: hmmm... a bit dispassio here tonite, eh?
Principalpoop: the plot is much thinner tonight
Principalpoop: a new season for many tv channels lol
Principalpoop: everyone watching cagney and lacey, I mean something and isles
no_anchovies: must be Lt. Bradshaw? Hey... if his first name's Frank or such, that's another "FB"?
Principalpoop: Harry, Harry Ames, oops that is his real name
Dexter Fong: I believe his first name was George, as in George Bernard Shaw
no_anchovies: i got a new Seagate, was backing up a bunch o' music files.
Principalpoop: sock it to me, how many GBs ot TBs?
no_anchovies is multi-trasking
Principalpoop: or
no_anchovies: 1 TB
Principalpoop: oh lordy
Dexter Fong: I got a new seawall, 675 TBs
Dexter Fong: Still need the seagate though
Principalpoop: that will not be a joke in 5 years fong
no_anchovies: you wants we should put 'em on the table 'n' measure 'em Dex?
Dexter Fong: You mean when we're all livin' in the cloud?
Principalpoop: my first hard drive was 20 MB and that was huge huge huge
Dexter Fong: Big as a Halicrafter radio
Principalpoop: sounded like a cash register
Dexter Fong: Ka-ching?
no_anchovies (is'nt falling for th' ol' "my Hard-Drive's bigger than yours" routine)
Principalpoop: whirl ka0ching ching
Principalpoop: can I make fun of your floppy drive then?
Dexter Fong: You wanna brack blean sauce with you KaoChing?
Principalpoop: which column is that from?
no_anchovies: we still got those communist writers, eh?
Dexter Fong: The Doric column
Principalpoop: ahh fifth columnists
Principalpoop: mumbling and chuckling, I woke he dog, he wants out, hehe, brb
Dexter Fong: Or maybe the Ironic column
no_anchovies: you puttin' on th' dog, or is he the Poop, in principle ?
Dexter Fong: In principle and in action
no_anchovies: yup.
no_anchovies (notes the silence)
Dexter Fong: yup
no_anchovies: i reckon Bergman's still dead?
Dexter Fong: Still dead and dining with General Franco
no_anchovies: How Time Flies...
Dexter Fong: Ain't it de truff
Dexter Fong: truuf?
Dexter Fong: hard to spell that word
Dexter Fong: maybe trufe?
Dexter Fong: The letter "e" making the letter "u" pronounced as in "ooo"
no_anchovies: Costco had the complete "Benny Hill" (on 18 discs) for twenty bucks, so i went for it.
Dexter Fong: Wow
Dexter Fong: DVD Discs?
||||||||| H. Stones tiptoes in around 10:20 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
no_anchovies: yep, they got me at the price point, wouldn't've gone thirty.
Dexter Fong: How many hours of speeded up film of chasing buxom nurses acn there be
Dexter Fong: Evening Stones
H. Stones: far too many Dexter
Dexter Fong: or rather, I shoud say< Night
no_anchovies: yeah, his is a limited appeal, but good filler when the viewage is lacking.
H. Stones: greetings
Dexter Fong: And greetings back to you good sir from this side of the Great Bitc...Ditch
no_anchovies: howdy. now we got our poop AND stones in the house.
Dexter Fong writes a memo to self, Gotto get a new house cleaner
Dexter Fong: and a new spiel checker
H. Stones: the appeal of Benny Hill wore off many years back but when the US audience discovered him he had something of a resurgence
Principalpoop: back, and almost nationwide, well, statewide, would you believe dining room wide?
Dexter Fong: But he had lost more than a step or two...No way he could catch those nurse
Principalpoop: a diamond stones
no_anchovies: agreed, but i still think $20 for 18 DVD's is a bargain.
Principalpoop: that is true no
Dexter Fong: Hard to argue with the math =))
no_anchovies: can't even get porn that cheap... tho' Benny's is on the soft side.
Principalpoop: you all settled down now stones? or does the jubiliee continue?
H. Stones: he was harmless enough but lacked any sophistication to compete with people like Monty Python
Dexter Fong: Stones: I must ask, why are the Brits celebrating Neil Diamonds 75 birthday?
no_anchovies: or Goons, or Cook/Moore, or Fry/Laurie, or Lucas/Walliams.... etc...
Dexter Fong: Was it SWEET Caroline that did it
H. Stones: the Jewbilee just doesnt contains enough Jews but contents itself with hireing slave labour to run the parade
Principalpoop: he had his only style of cleverness, having more fun with the words, than the ideas
Dexter Fong: Sounds a bit "TInny" to me Poop
Principalpoop: just kick benny in the balls no achovies, ouch
H. Stones: Dexter, there are many so far still many unanswered questions in popular culture
Dexter Fong: Well, as they say on the Science Channel here, let's ask them
Principalpoop: you were right on target but gosh lol
Dexter Fong: and maybe we can also answer some
H. Stones: one of my main questions is how come the let Cliff Richard escapte yet again, hes not been able to sing a decent song for millions of years (sic)
Principalpoop: ok, I've got one, ask
no_anchovies: NARRATOR: Before the beginning, there was this turtle...
Dexter Fong: The Turtles, great band
Dexter Fong: I think they covered Neil's "MyWay"
Principalpoop: jumping jack flash was playing the radio on the way to the dentist today, cheered me up
H. Stones: turtles made a big evolutionary gaff, they were just too delicious to survie the long journey back to europe
Dexter Fong: It was the years....those tedious years....drifting around and around the Sargasso Sea
Principalpoop: in the beginning there was a big bang out of nothing, so there
Dexter Fong: surrounded bu plastic Evian water bottles
Principalpoop: Sargasso, did he date Tito?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'c', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:33 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
H. Stones: talking of which, the Big Bang Theory is the funniest thing to come out of the US since Firesign Theatre
c: hi gang
Dexter Fong: No you're thinking about Stalin
c: glad to see some folks are still here
Principalpoop: ahh finally, the canadian
Dexter Fong: Hey cat
Principalpoop: i always think about stalin, that mustache, yummy
c: i'm back from my event
c: he university i'm a part of just opened a beautiful new film school.
Principalpoop: i am wary of events, hit me
c: photos to come on my blog. stunning bldg
Dexter Fong: You coulda gone for Ernie Kovaks...great mustache and not a homicidal maniac
Principalpoop: i thought everything was digital now?
c: food pretty good, not enough wine for my tastes, but that's true of the planet
H. Stones: surel, genocidal, Dex
c: the last film was in 3D but i left before it, wanted to get home to chat with YOU
Dexter Fong: surel?
no_anchovies: yeah, Kovacs is one of the elites.
Principalpoop: ahh you kill a large portion of your populations and you get a bad reputation...
Dexter Fong: Great to see you again Mr. Preski
Principalpoop: you missed 3D for us? you Fule!
||||||||| Catherwood leads Dave & Katie inside, makes a note of the time (10:37 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
no_anchovies: but now i got the Nairobi Trio in my head.
Dexter Fong: Poop: Other countries population too
no_anchovies: thanks.
Dexter Fong: Hey D&K
H. Stones: Dex am using an old HP keyboard which explains some of the typos and arthitis explains the rest
Principalpoop: dave and katie are back, howdy
Merlyn: hey dave, cat, stones, anchovies
Dave & Katie : greetings all! 3d films, boooooooooooooring
c: hey d & k
Dexter Fong: HS: I didn't/still don't know what the word was
Principalpoop: katie is waiting for smellovision
c: for you, yes
Merlyn: more visuals in 3D films, probably
c: what's up with d& k these days? long time since seeing you here
H. Stones: Here is a Honey alert
Principalpoop: graduate school, you lucky guy, I want to be back in school
c: bergman was not only alive, he was relatively healthy the last time you were here
Dexter Fong: D&K: Wait for Sense-O-Vision, reachj out and get slapped
c: i spent some time chatting with the university president. she told me she wished she could take some courses
Dexter Fong: Dude! She was coming on to you!!
c: i saw a 4-d flick during the olympics. the chair would shake, and we got actual snow during a snow scene
Principalpoop: no, that was a blizzard cat, only 3D really
no_anchovies: hey C... didn't see ya come in, i was reheating the cheese log.
Dave & Katie : doing a masters degree in musicology in boulder colorado, living with an amazing girl, still have Katie the dog who is still working with me, and I just heard about Pete's passing, sad to hear that, also have downloaded the broadcast yall were talking about last week but haven't listened to it.
H. Stones: Honey is curing her esurience right now but may show up soon
Dexter Fong: Like to see them do an Eskimo snow movie...they got 40 different words for snow...Replicate that!!
c: the president? i doubt it. she's a serious lesbian and even with my long hair, i don't look nearly feminine enough for her
Principalpoop: watch your language stones
Dexter Fong: Cat: *All* Lesbians are serious
c: dave, if you can find it, tom godwillo posted one of his golden ego radio podcasts fearturing the record bergman made in highschool you have to hear it.
H. Stones: i thiought you liked it when i talked dirty ?
no_anchovies: is there a particular area of musicological interest, D&K?
c: not true. i know some very funny lesbians. or maybe it's just the dope
Dexter Fong: Yeah..gotta be some dope somewhere in there
Principalpoop: i think it was the polka influence upon steely dan
H. Stones: been using the rohipnol on them again you swine?
c: is your email addy stil the same, dave? if so, i'll send you tom g. link
no_anchovies: Catherwood, can't you just smell the lesbian love?
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to no_anchovies and mumbles "Would you like something?"
c: speaking of steely dan, their song my old school is about their time in barnard college, which is where ossman's youngest son is now
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give no_anchovies a Dildo
||||||||| Catherwood gets no_anchovies a dildo.
c: they wre contemporaries of judith, dave ossman's current wife
no_anchovies listens...?
no_anchovies: is this a radio?
Principalpoop: it was a chosen from the song katie lied but ok cat
Dexter Fong: It's a Halicrafter 3000 son
Dexter Fong: Got real plastic knobs
no_anchovies: hmm... Bad Sneakers and a Pina Colada my friend.
Principalpoop: i miss knobs
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, put on your bad Sneakers and give no_anchovies a Pina Colada
||||||||| Catherwood gets no_anchovies a pina colada.
Dexter Fong: I miss bottles
Dave & Katie : re: musicology I'm writing two papers right now for courses, one on Franz Liszt's tours of england and one on doo wop and black "identity" in the 50s. my thesis will be on the transition that doo wop takes pre and post rock and roll, but that's a year or so off yet, one more year hopefully. I have master qualifying exams which I have to study for and they involve knowing pretty much the entire of music history along with the specific things my courses tought me.
c: cans dont make it for you?
Dexter Fong: I hide 'em from my wife and then I forget where I put 'em
Principalpoop: i miss the toilet, sometimes
Principalpoop: super cool dave
Dexter Fong: super cool poop =)
c: good to see your mind being put to work, dave
H. Stones: you need to put sight lines on your arse Poop so you wont miss it so often
Merlyn: hey cat, has kend been around?
c: havnet seen him in years
Dexter Fong: Not for a year or more Merlyn
Principalpoop: good idea, why didn't I think of that?
Dexter Fong: Stones how did you know he was referring to er..let's just say number two rather than number one
H. Stones: unless your new lazar guided turds catch on that is
Dave & Katie : a year? damnit. been looking for him, my email didn't bounce but who knows if he's checking that address or not.
Principalpoop: look at my name fong, come on now
Dexter Fong: Ah..Poop....then we have a bigge...let's just say a different problem, eh?
Merlyn: his website at www.kdebusk.com is still up
Merlyn: domain names have to be renewed annually
Dexter Fong: Poop: First thing...up your fibers content exponentially
Principalpoop: yes and yogurt, I can google fong....
Principalpoop: sargent peppers, nost influential album of all time or not?
Dexter Fong: Compare and contrast
Principalpoop: analyze and debate
Dexter Fong: Rinse and Repeat
Principalpoop: cagney and lacy
Dexter Fong: ginger and rogers
Dexter Fong: A pre reference
Principalpoop: wait, I am having deju vu, you guys want some too?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please pass out..uh...the deja vu
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and says "Did you want me?"
Principalpoop: where were we?
c: i'll see your deja vu, and raise you a 4-way street
no_anchovies: ahh... the AnnÃ©es de pÃ¨lerinage good topic.
Dexter Fong: I offer you limited access
Principalpoop: Are you with me Dr. Woo? Dr Doom? Dr. Strange?
Dexter Fong: I'm sorry, the Doctor is out, Hal
Principalpoop: way out
no_anchovies: crap. html chat does not recog the characters
Dexter Fong: out the hatch
no_anchovies: Annees de pelerinage
Dave & Katie : lol csny cat. one mornin', I woke up, and I kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Merlyn: kdebusk.com was renewed just last November
Principalpoop: plenty of characters to recognize in this covey
no_anchovies: you know this, Ken debusk?
c: carry on. love is coming. love is coming to us all.
Principalpoop: in the vase that we bought today
Dexter Fong: I've noticed, posted on @4x4 square inches all around town, these thing pasted on every concievable surface the followin: ANA PERU PERU ANA
Dave & Katie : almost, cut ma hair. ... 's gettin' kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda long
Dave & Katie : well just sent ken an email through his site, lord knows if he'll get it or not, but it's good to be back here again.
c: david crosby's song for bobby kennedy. great tune
Dexter Fong: Get a Mullet son, that's the in thing down hyar, Dave
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Good too see you and K-Dog doing well Dave
Principalpoop: i have no idea what that is about fong
c: having one's freak flag flying in the late 60s was a very politcal statement
Dexter Fong: Right ON!!!
Principalpoop: it still is, at least around roanoke cat
Dave & Katie : anyone here competent in php script and how to create hardlinks? learning it as I go and trying to set up an apache server to stream my music from whilst I'm awayst
Principalpoop: paging M, M please come to the chat, paging M
Dexter Fong: If'n you gotta gun rack in your pick-up, or beater, or just wear it over your shoulders, Poop, you can have any kind a damn hair you want
H. Stones: there was a time in the late 60s when you could trust people with long hair with your life
c: around here, a man with long hair is probably an "indian"
c: this is chief dan george territory
Dexter Fong: There was a time in the late 60s that if you remembered, you wern't there
Principalpoop: around here, people with long hair are college students passing through
Principalpoop: d mn hippies
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Principalpoop: i recall the beatles, with the hair that barely covered their ears, was a scandal
Dave & Katie : around where I live, long hair is a poser thing, dreds too, white boy territory Boulder fucking Colorado. love the faculty at the music school but the students, aside from the one I'm living with, are just blah
c: i was in jr high when the beatles appeared. they looked weird
Principalpoop: right c, wild
Merlyn: the mop tops
Principalpoop: nothing wrong with posing, gives diversity to the scene hehe
no_anchovies: you know this, Ken debusk?
H. Stones: i preferred the stones back then, at least it wasnt just m,ore pop trash
c: i started growing my hair long when i moved to canada in the winter. short hair here is counter-productive
||||||||| no_anchovies departs at 11:06 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
c: by no
Principalpoop: if I had long hair, I should carry a watermelon and a sledge hammer too
Dexter Fong: no_ I *know* Ken but only on line
Principalpoop: could no anchovies be ken?
Dexter Fong: _no_
Principalpoop: i might be llan
Principalpoop: try me, say something about schroon lake...
Dexter Fong: Then you can tell about Schroom Lake
c: ken would announce himself.
Dexter Fong: I just did
Principalpoop: no no no, it is colder there
Principalpoop: it was a joke, an nonsequeter
Principalpoop: catherwood, give us all something fruity
||||||||| Catherwood hands us all something fruity.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, I'll have that little Shirley Temple over there
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and mumbles "Did you want me?"
Principalpoop: the singer for grand funk railroad, with the hair hanging in front of his face, too much
Dexter Fong: Yes, Catherwood...but I don't come cheap, sweetheart
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and queries "Something I can help with?"
Principalpoop: you will get put on a list fong, careful
Dexter Fong: I just wanna be on the A list with you Poop
Principalpoop: another wannabe, poser fong
Dexter Fong: Oh yeah!! Look ! On my arm!! Leviticus 8:12.3
Principalpoop: come on now, be honest, wouldn't public stoning be a fun event?
Dexter Fong: I was publicly stoned rather often in the old days
H. Stones: in some places it still is
Principalpoop: lol
Principalpoop: wrong kind of stoning hehe
H. Stones: its the one i prefer
c: i remember the first time i ever had a shirley temple. it was delicous.
c: a mocktail for kids
Dexter Fong: Stoning ..getting stones....it's all the same thing, isn't it?
c: the old days?
Principalpoop: get your rocks off eh stones?
Dexter Fong: Yeah Cat: You were almost there=)
c: i last saw you about a year and a half ago. hardly the old days
H. Stones: i prefer to keep my rocks on, at least in public
Dexter Fong: I'm not discussing recent transgressians
Principalpoop: rock and roll? wink nod, twist and shout? wink, roll over bethoven
Dexter Fong: Yeah, Poop!~ Solid Jckthon
H. Stones: Transgressians, not seen them since Star Trek
Dexter Fong: The old Fong is gonna let you kidsters in on a big secret
c: that's not a roll. that's a croissant
Dexter Fong: Wanna here
Principalpoop: round and round and round and round we gooooooo
Dexter Fong: hear
Principalpoop: you have klingons fong?
Dexter Fong: I'm not a-gonna tell it if nobody a-wants t' hear it
Principalpoop: i am an old foagie, not a kidster
Dexter Fong: Poop: I'm acquainted with several Klingons, presently circumnavigated Uranus
Principalpoop: hey old man take a look at my ass, I am a lot like you were
Dexter Fong: No this story/secret I'm a-fixing to tell you is pretty interesting
c: i think he should change his name to Neal Old
Principalpoop: but anyway, spill the beans fong, let the cat out of the bag, free your conscience
c: finally. out of that bag!
H. Stones: yes Fong, your
Principalpoop: come out of the closet fong hehe
H. Stones: conscience is Free,...... Just a Dollar
Principalpoop: let it all hang out, dude
c: sounds like a south park episode
Principalpoop: hehe
Dexter Fong: Okay Gang!! Now pay attention. A lotta you think that dope came into , atleast, semi popular use with R&R. Not so, Dear friends
c: Hail Fredonia
c: rest and recreation?
Principalpoop: but that is what I was led to believe...
Dexter Fong: Y'see, back in the fifties, if you were into jazz, then the opportunity was there .
Dexter Fong: And you didn't have to be black, neither
H. Stones: but it often helped ...... Fong
Principalpoop: ahh dave brubeck explained, take 5 was a journey caused by drugs...
c: you mean, Our Forefathers Took Drugs?
Dexter Fong: Y' just had to know someone who was black
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Woody 1 inside, makes a note of the time (11:26 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Principalpoop: hi woody
Dexter Fong: Hiya Woody
Woody 1: I'm brand new.
c: the beats were getting loaded all the time in the 40s
Principalpoop: you still have that new chatter smell, nice
c: your brand is new?
c: i'm old
Woody 1: I did it with the news anchor.
Principalpoop: dan rather?
Principalpoop: ewwwww
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes, but I'm a little young for that
Dexter Fong: And the disconnect accelerates
c: aha
Dexter Fong: oho
c: the idea of a young dex
Principalpoop: who was older than that now?
Dexter Fong: Yes, I admit...I've had work
Dexter Fong: brb
Dave & Katie : I was so much older then I'm younger than that now.
c: you seem much younger than me, inspite of my much smaller collection of callendars
Principalpoop: speaking of work done reminding fong what he need to do hehe
c: you know the keith jarrett version of that song, dave?
Principalpoop: right who sang that?
c: one of the best pieces of music i've ever heard. jarret's somewhere before album
Woody 1: Sounds like a Neil Young song.
Principalpoop: ok, sure could be
Dave & Katie : no cat, jarrett's singing while playing drives me nuts, I can't listen to him.
Principalpoop: ever heard and like tangerine dream dave?
c: he doesn't sing on this one, dave. just check out the song, my back pages. if it's not online somewhere i can probably send it to you
c: i once heard keith emerson's version with The Nice, but only once
c: it kinda foreshadowed the jarrett
Principalpoop: well you have heard the name and can give them a taste someday maybe
Woody 1: ELP--saw rhem twice--very nice.
Woody 1: t
Dave & Katie : pp liked some of tangareen's stuff, lots of it put out though and haven't had tim,e to listen to it, just got a lot of klause scholtze though
c: oh, what a lucky man, he was
Principalpoop: oh, what a lucky man he was, a perfect song to play at high volume, repeatedly late at night
c: most thrilling use of synthesizer i'd heard up until that time
Principalpoop: oki, yes some is too much for me, same with klause, but real music in there....
Dave & Katie : yeah cat will look up jarrett's back pages. would love to listen to jarrett's improvisations but he sounds like a wounded dog half the time and it's just annoying.
c: along with bab o'reillly
Woody 1: Saw John Paul Jones open for for King Crimson. It was great.
Woody 1: I'm repeating myself.
c: i was really into jarrett in the 70s. saw him a bunch of times. once in la was in a tiny club with my cousin and his piano was a couple of feet away from us. his sweat kept sweeping into our drinks
Dave & Katie : cat that's disgusting. but after a few I suppose it didn't matter. I love king crimson's first record, we did an analysis of that record in my prog rock class, that was fun.
Principalpoop: i only saw that once woody, but ok
Principalpoop: said the straight man, to the late man
c: i was a fan of jarrett when he was with charles lloyd, particularly Forest Flower.
c: some great licks with Miles too, on Live Evil.
c: the cologne concerts and bremen/lausanne were the music i listened most to about the time i met fumiyo, 1975
Dexter Fong: I find the Jarrett Standards Trio to be extraordinary
H. Stones: ok fellas, getting late over here now so i better go, see you all on the ice
Principalpoop: I bet that was fun, tell us more, anything surprise you about prog rock?
Woody 1: Saw Warren Zevon do his solo Learning to Flinch tour. So awesome. My friend retrieved his water bottle. Probably his last hoorrah.
Principalpoop: good evening your highness
c: a class in prog rock?
Dexter Fong: Night Stones and thanks for the HSanchez update
Principalpoop: read daves last sentence cat
c: havent listened to him in decades, dex. i hope he's still good
H. Stones: i will pass on your greetings mes amies
Principalpoop: yes love to honey, you knew that
c: hello to honey, wherever you are
H. Stones: Taos NM at the last census
c: dave's last sentence mentioned taking a class in prog rock. i found the idea odd, but it's an odd world
c: bettr taos than chaos
Dexter Fong: Honey has been censored? Those bastards!!
Woody 1: Love Zevon.
Principalpoop: totally cat
Principalpoop: and his hair was perfect
Woody 1: Ha.
||||||||| "11:43 PM? I'm late!" exclaims H. Stones, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Dave & Katie : actually it was an avante gard rock and jazz course. it was a lot of fun, I wrote my final paper on Marc Bolan's early acoustic records which I LOVE
Principalpoop: don't go pedantic on us....college boy
c: by stones
c: it makes sense to study musical genres
Woody 1: Voted the greatest opening lines of a rock song--Werewolves.
c: there are musicians who expect to be studied, like duke ellington, and there are others who are surprised
Merlyn: see you next week
Merlyn: byeeee
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn
c: ok merl
||||||||| Merlyn is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 11:46 PM.
Dexter Fong: And muchas gracias
Woody 1: Cya Merl.
c: he's got....The Prague!
Principalpoop: I knew him, but did not know his name, cool dave
Principalpoop: bye M
Principalpoop: what the difference between a genre and an ouvre?
Dexter Fong: He's got the Prague right here...He knows Paul Revere...
Dexter Fong: Poop: You can ouvre le port, but you cannot genre le port
c: lol
Principalpoop: exactly my point
c: jazz is a genre. miles davis's collected works are an ouvre
Woody 1: Can you repeat an entendre?
Dexter Fong: Well said cat
Dexter Fong: entendre
Principalpoop: be careful about putting all your ouvres in one genre hehe
Dexter Fong: entendre
Principalpoop: i double your endrendre and give you an innuendo
Principalpoop: rats entendre
Dexter Fong: I am Genre, queen of the Desert. Ride my camel!
Woody 1: Ha.
Principalpoop: stop all the guffaws woody, ha
Principalpoop: guffaw is a marvelous word
Principalpoop: give guffaw a round of applause catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives guffaw a round of applause.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please don't give poop any guffaw
||||||||| Catherwood brings poop any guffaw.
Woody 1: it is. By the way--anyone ventured to buy my book?
c: we'll fly what you won't touch
Principalpoop: i have mentioned and given the link to a few people, the rest is up to them...
c: you have a book, wood?
c: what's it about?
Principalpoop: it is almost twelve, no wonder I am punch drunk, wheres the bus? night all, good luck
||||||||| "11:57 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
c: by poop. keep on pooping
Woody 1: Places in the Woods, Greg J. Grotius rosedogbookstore.com
Dave & Katie : what's it all about? it's about this long
Dexter Fong: There was only one test, after the 3rd level classes. Q1. Talk about New Orleans: what was the cultural aspect, it's location, who founded it, what was the earliest recorded jazz etc
Woody 1: wwww.rosedogbookstore.com
Dexter Fong: Sorry Dave. and others, too was trying to msg
c: sorry the page you were looking for could not be found
Dave & Katie : I could answer that question in part. did he consider the earliest recorded jazz to be the odjb or another source?
Woody 1: you can see the synopsis by searching. Hold.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: Dave: ODJB is considered to be the first recorded jazz, not to say there wasn't jazz before it...just not recorded
Dave & Katie : eh the dex is outa the bag now. I
c: grampa's got a brand new bag
Dexter Fong: I gotta sleeping bag and you youngsters are keepin' me awake
Dave & Katie : dex, I will email phil and ask if he can send me a past test, just to see how well I know the answers on it. worst he can do is say is "no" right? "no right" or "no wrong"
Woody 1: http://rosedogbooks-store.stores.yahoo.net/nsearch.html?section=&query=Places+in+the+Woods&searchsubmit=Search&vwcatalog=rosedogbooks-store
Dave & Katie : papa gave that bag up when the airline charged him 50 dollars to check it
Dexter Fong: Dave: There were three listening tests on it...he played 15 selections and you had to say, loius or not louis
c: sounds good, woody
Dave & Katie : I think I could do that, dex.
Dexter Fong: You might DAVE, I was scuffling there
Woody 1: Thanks, Dex.
Dave & Katie : I mean, are we talking differences between mils and louis or is it more like berrigan and louis or eldridge and louis type comparrisons.
Dexter Fong: Dave: Think you could distinguish Louis from Red Allen, or Tommy Ladnier, or King Oliver?
Woody 1: I mean c.
Dexter Fong: All New Orleans style trumpet/cornet players
Woody 1: http://rosedogbooks-store.stores.yahoo.net/nsearch.html?section=&query=Places+in+the+Woods&searchsubmit=Search&vwcatalog=rosedogbooks-store
Dave & Katie : god I can't type, type god. no, I mean are we talking different new orleans style sounds or are we talking a bop vs. new orleans style trumpet. it's all in the harmonies, tone color, metric uses, louis was famous for his accents on different offbeats.
Dave & Katie : ah ok, that would be harder but I think with enough practice and knowing what exactly to listen to I could do it. I like a challenge. now if only this mirror would stop showing me this ugly face.
c: is this your first sf novel, woody?
Dexter Fong: Dave: It was fifteen tracks of rather brief trumpet/cornet solos, all of which would be considred New Orleans or perhaps, early chicago style
c: i like the genre. read a lot of sf when i used to read fiction
Dexter Fong: Dave: I said it was a hard test. I'm somewhat familiar with loius with Oliver, the Hot Five and Hot seven, but Louis was all over the plase in those early years
Dave & Katie : oh wow. well, just memorize the things i just mentioned and maybe even the sound of recording and acoustic or electric, think about it, oliver recorded w/ louis in acoustic, louis's hot 5 stuff was started in 25 so it's electric. but that would be a challenge.
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu heard Ray Bradbury died?
Dave & Katie : dex check your private msgs please, shhh, everyone, he's seeing his privates
c: indeed firesign publisher ohmart mentioned it on facebook, andi told him thre wuld never have been How Time Flies without bradbury
Dave & Katie : clarinet players are easier than trumpeters because you have a reed that you can mould differently, at least, that's my thought.
Dave & Katie : somewhere I have the dimention x episodes of the martian chronicles and the like. what a writer though.
Woody 1: Yes.
Dexter Fong: Dave: Send me an email and we'll figure out a good time for it, and I'll give you my phone number
Woody 1: Please check it out if you get the chance. Thanks.
Dexter Fong: Well guys, I have a car to relocate so...see you next week, same latitude, same attitude
c: ok, wood
c: ok dex. have fun with your car
Dexter Fong: vroom! vroom! vroom!
Dave & Katie : dex sent you email msg. I'm out as well, layter all, hugs. and love. and peace, and plastic! and...soup.
||||||||| At 12:16 AM, Dave & Katie runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
c: off we flee
Woody 1: Night night, Fireheads.
Woody 1: I'm fading.
Woody 1: http://rosedogbooks-store.stores.yahoo.net/nsearch.html?section=&query=Places+in+the+Woods&searchsubmit=Search&vwcatalog=rosedogbooks-store
||||||||| "12:23 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Woody 1, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| c - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bunnyboy
c
Dave & Katie
Dexter Fong
H. Stones
Merlyn
no_anchovies
Principalpoop
Woody 1

URL References:
http://cubetitans.com/beyond-the-cube/
http://rosedogbooks-store.stores.yahoo.net/nsearch.html?section=&query=Places+in+the+Woods&searchsubmit=Search&vwcatalog=rosedogbooks-store
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/527704_10150935863098217_622203216_10047529_884670793_n.jpg
www.kdebusk.com
wwww.rosedogbookstore.com