Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
02/09/2012

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 09, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Floyd sashays in at 7:16 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Floyd: Yet now, as inevitable as dawn, the Sun, arching on its axis, rises to meet the East -- chariot-racing across the high noon desert sky, only to plummet, like bald Icarus, into the sensual, fermenting seas of the South Pacific. And even now, yet, as scary night descends upon us, we could appreciate the Wonders of Nature as stimulating as Man’s Own Triumphs! Let us pause
Floyd: Now, please, everyone lock your wigs, let the air out of your shoes and prepare yourselves for a period of simulated exhilaration. Everybody ready? Let’s get in “sync” for our Flight to the Future!
Floyd: We’re docked and open. Be sure to inflate shoes before crossing the water. Remember, the Rubber Lines are for your convenience and protection. Thank you . .
||||||||| Floyd rushes off, saying "7:19 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:48 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Dexter Fong: I wanna stick it out, that's why I'm starting early
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:57 PM, dragging Merlyn by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Merlyn: Hey dex, still around?
Dexter Fong: I'm back
Merlyn: and beautiful
Dexter Fong: Thank you too
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 09, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Dexter Fong: And why is it me boy that Nino can always track you down
Merlyn: I still haven't figured out what's wrong with Nino
||||||||| 9:02 PM: OSTween_v2.0 jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Dexter Fong: Have you asked him how he feels?
OSTween_v2.0: Evenin' folks
Dexter Fong: Hi tweeeny
Merlyn: hey tween
Dexter Fong: and the extra e is for everything you do
OSTween_v2.0: and how do you do this evening, Dexter?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Principalpoop in through the front door at 9:07 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
OSTween_v2.0: Hey P
Dexter Fong: Hi poop
Principalpoop: hey all, I think we are all bozos, on this bus
Dexter Fong: Who's frivin' this crate?
Dexter Fong: driven"
Principalpoop: How do I do? I doodoo
OSTween_v2.0: Have you seen the movie "The Rosa Parks Story"?
OSTween_v2.0: recommended
Principalpoop: Bert had a wife?
OSTween_v2.0: that took guts
Dexter Fong: Okay, raise your hands, who's driven this "crate"
Merlyn: Doing a test, BRB
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 9:09 PM.
OSTween_v2.0: and I can't help but think that Bozos was at least in some part an allusion
Dexter Fong Anoral exam merlyn?
Dexter Fong: An allusion to what?
Principalpoop: somebody using aludes?
OSTween_v2.0: Rosa Parks
Dexter Fong: No, Sir, that's just an illusion of an allusion
OSTween_v2.0: as in, all the people on Rosa's bus were pretty much in the same boat, not to mix metaphors
Principalpoop: an enig ma
Dexter Fong: These are birth control/fertility pills
Principalpoop: oops, not politcally correct that
Dexter Fong: an afric/americ
Dexter Fong: Maw
OSTween_v2.0: Hard to swallow, two with a string attached
OSTween_v2.0: beat me to it ;)
Principalpoop: now I see, the bus is actually our id and the red noses our super ego
OSTween_v2.0: European, or African?
Dexter Fong: If you keep the string taut, you get better reception
Dexter Fong: Poop: But what about the blue stockings
Principalpoop: under our freudian slips, hopefully
OSTween_v2.0: I'm waiting for E just so I can tell her that she's right, the Paul family will bring Jim Crow laws back, and women will not be allowed to have contraception
Principalpoop: do any girls still where slips?
Dexter Fong: I think that freudian slip makes you look Jungerm poop
Dexter Fong: Junger
Principalpoop: i junger for your junk
Dexter Fong: Poop: They wear camisoles so they can show their bra straps, the hussies
Principalpoop: at least they are wearing bras again, the sluts
Dexter Fong: But no panties, the whey faced harridans
Principalpoop: just thongs, the whores
OSTween_v2.0: hard to see under the burka
Dexter Fong: Thongs for the mammaries, the strumpets
Principalpoop: how did we get started on this? the idiots
Dexter Fong: Mea culpa, los locos
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:16 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 9:16 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: Did you pass merlyn?
OSTween_v2.0: But thatnks to DHS, we can now see you're underwarewolf
OSTween_v2.0: wb Merl
Principalpoop: and tattoos, the feral femails
||||||||| Merlyn sneaks in around 9:16 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
OSTween_v2.0: lol
Merlyn: Trying to fix Nino
||||||||| At 9:16 PM, Merlyn hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Principalpoop: he lost you now M
Dexter Fong: And tonights special effects award goes to "Merlyn" for that double entry
Dexter Fong: And accepting the award for "Merlyn" is tonights caterer "Dexter Fong
Principalpoop: what did I win? it is all about me...
Dexter Fong: Poop: You are sooo 9:17 pm
Dexter Fong: What time is it Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:19 PM"
Dexter Fong: See?
OSTween_v2.0: Catherwood please give everybody alarm clocks
||||||||| Catherwood gives everybody alarm clocks.
Principalpoop: and I was like, 9:17? whoa timeboy, don't you have a second hand?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:19 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, I am alarmed
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Fong and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 9:20 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
OSTween_v2.0: Ticking a way...
Dexter Fong: If you see something, run away
Principalpoop: if it has no eyes
Dexter Fong: Than sneak up on it and bash the shit out of it
Dexter Fong: and ask questions later
Principalpoop: be peaceful and calm fong, or I will sneak up and bash the shit out of you with a bloody stump
OSTween_v2.0: ÒIf you love something let it fo. If it comes back to you, then it was yours. If it doesnÕt, hunt it down and kill it...Ó ~ a Texas take on the poem
Principalpoop: not bash, what word did I think of the other day?
Dexter Fong: Is that what happened to your second hand, poop?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:23 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Merlyn rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 9:23 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
OSTween_v2.0: Hmm, your HTML doesn't like AppleWorks quotations
Principalpoop: like crush or ground into the ground, something like that
Dexter Fong: That Merlyn sure knows how to make an entrance
Principalpoop: that is female with a sperm right?
OSTween_v2.0: I'd let it go, if I was you
||||||||| "9:24 PM? 9:24 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits on the couch.
Principalpoop: on the other hand, more fingers, yes sir
Merlyn: Hmm
||||||||| Merlyn is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 9:24 PM.
Dexter Fong: That Merlyn sure knows how to make an exit
Principalpoop: a hole is just a cave on its side
Principalpoop: an exit is just and entrance, from the other side
Principalpoop: an
Dexter Fong: and a cave is just a hole on *Its* side
Principalpoop: oops, i had it backwards
OSTween_v2.0: and a whole in a cave is just a shadow on the wall
Dexter Fong: On its side a hole is a cave
Dexter Fong: A hole is the sum of its missing partw
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn disembarks at 9:27 PM.
Dexter Fong: parts
Principalpoop: what side of a chicken has the most feathers?
Dexter Fong: DUh, the outside?
Merlyn: Close to fixing Nino, I think
Merlyn: The right data is in my URL
||||||||| 9:27 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
llanwydd: howdy
Principalpoop: i see no red dots
Dexter Fong: Well done Merlyn, I've come to rely on him
OSTween_v2.0: Don't count you're chickens until you open the hatchery
Principalpoop: helloooo llan, where are you?
OSTween_v2.0: Hey LL
Dexter Fong: Hey Howdy, how's Roy and Dale
Principalpoop: yes outside, smart ass
Merlyn: it seems our new host computer wants 'javascript' and not 'Javascript'
||||||||| 9:28 PM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: Duh...outside what Mr. Bergen?
||||||||| 9:29 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Principalpoop: cErtainLy
llanwydd: I'm in two place at once and according to Nino I'm not anywhere at all
OSTween_v2.0: They're still riding Trigger
Dexter Fong: Capital letters, eh? Trying to confusae me
Principalpoop: nobody here but us foxes, err chickens
llanwydd: I got confused for a moment between trigger and tigger
Dexter Fong: Ummmm Fox eggs!!
Principalpoop: Are you in Detroit?
OSTween_v2.0: baruk!
llanwydd: maybe I'm disoriented
Principalpoop: Are you In paris?
Dexter Fong: Yes I am in detroit, wanna see my car?
Principalpoop: if you are not in detroit or paris, you must be someplace else
Dexter Fong: Poop: You can reach me at the Paris Hilton
Principalpoop: if you are someplace else, you are not here
Principalpoop: say hi to conrad
Dexter Fong: Maybe I'm a holigram Poop
Principalpoop: who was the other conrad?
Dexter Fong: Programed for entertainment and light conversation
llanwydd: I think he was married to zsa zsa the bore
Principalpoop: not the batteries on the shoulder guy
Dexter Fong: Robert Conrad
Principalpoop: conrad fritz? don't make me google
Dexter Fong: Joseph Conrad?
llanwydd: Komrade Konrad to you
Principalpoop: not cannon
Dexter Fong: llan lol
Principalpoop: hans conrad?
Dexter Fong: Wasn't he in Hogans Heroes?
Merlyn: conreid
Merlyn: Conried
Principalpoop: not the one I am thinking off, another german conrad
Dexter Fong: I con reid, what's it to you bruddi
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "9:34 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Fong: Hah!
Principalpoop: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Conried
Principalpoop: no more calls we have a winner
Dexter Fong: Reset the game board
Principalpoop: so what was klinks name?
Dexter Fong: Klink and Klak the car guys?
Principalpoop: verner conrad?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:36 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Dexter Fong: =)
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:36 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: this is like ground hog day
Merlyn: getting there
Principalpoop: didn't you just say that?
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 9:36 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: where am I?
Dexter Fong: A double intro, I never thought I's see one
Principalpoop: being there was a fun movie
||||||||| "9:37 PM? 9:37 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Dexter Fong: followed by a single exit
Principalpoop: shirley mclain diddling
Dexter Fong: poop: I believe Seller's part in that movie was the best stuff he ever did
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:38 PM and Elayne bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Principalpoop: quite
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: Elayne, you bounder
Principalpoop: ahh i mention diddling and a girl shows up, the timing lol
Principalpoop: hi E
Elayne: Oh dear, Prinpoop, should I leave?
Principalpoop: i have a good link for you, wait a second
Dexter Fong: I kinda thought we could just let that slide Poop
Principalpoop: no no, we are done, discussing being there
Elayne: Thanks Prinpoop, I could use a good SIlly Site tonight, I haven't the energy to go searching for one.
Dexter Fong: the movie
Dexter Fong: Elayne: To you must you let the Silly Site come
||||||||| Merlyn is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 9:40 PM.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:40 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwydd: cbnmcvbnm
Merlyn: OK, Nino is fixed, but you need to log in and out to fix yourself
Elayne: Uh, okay Dex...
Principalpoop: http://www.classicbands.com/banned.html
Dexter Fong: A simple English School cold
Merlyn: Elaine is messed up right now too
Principalpoop: brb
||||||||| Principalpoop rushes off, saying "9:41 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Elayne: More "cool" than "silly" Prinpoop, but I'll take it, thanks!
||||||||| Dexter Fong rushes off, saying "9:41 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:41 PM and late as usual, it's Principalpoop, just back from Billville."
llanwydd: nino was in desperate need of a fix
||||||||| Catherwood leads Dexter Fong inside, makes a note of the time (9:41 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Principalpoop: i am still unknown
Merlyn: OK, Nino knows where Dexter Fong is, but not PP
Merlyn: Which is probably just geobytes
Principalpoop: i have norton identity security, not sure how to turn it off
Principalpoop: could that interfere?
Dexter Fong: I've got an infestation of geobytes?
Elayne: I thought Norton's identity was Art Carney.
llanwydd: where is cat tonight. has he already come and gone?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Is that Ed Norton?
Principalpoop: it has silly parts E, wake up little suzie was banned lol
Elayne: Dex, you've been geobitten?
Merlyn: no PP, but it's possible I deleted a file just as you logged in
Merlyn: try logging in and out once more
Dexter Fong: llan: He may be in Vegas this week, but not sure
Principalpoop: i will try again encore, a dieu
||||||||| At 9:44 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Principalpoop!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
llanwydd: ah, that's right
||||||||| 9:44 PM: Principalpoop jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Principalpoop: rats
Merlyn: Hmm, no, it's still unknown
llanwydd: mr ishikawa is very unique in that he will travel more than 1000 miles for dinner
Principalpoop: as I recall, you had to manually put my locating the last time, M
Merlyn: but if I go to the geobytes site, your IP registers as Roanoke, VA
llanwydd: I think the furthest I have gone is 100
Elayne: Rats? Here, in Sumatra?
Merlyn: what location do you want, PP?
Principalpoop: they must eat, or gnaw, or their teeth grow through their brains...
Principalpoop: roanoke? troutville, Botetourt, Virginia whatever sounds good
Principalpoop: put me in Hellmouth, if you dare hehe
Principalpoop: actually I am in webster, but they took away the train station and there is nothing here now hehe
llanwydd: well, I am still in florida which was not what I had intended but my plans went bad
Merlyn: Troutville sounded funny enough
llanwydd: I will be here at least another few months
Principalpoop: yes, i like the sound of troutville
Principalpoop: ouch llan
Dexter Fong: llan: YOu were intending to be back in Pencilville, yes>
Merlyn: Llan, did you log out and back in?
llanwydd: I don't mind saying it is because the flakes at U-Haul tried to take advantage of me
llanwydd: long story
llanwydd: no I didn't merl. I'll do that now
Principalpoop: moving and funerals are stressful times llan, those guys are expected to take advantage of you...
Dexter Fong: And forget about a moveable funeral
||||||||| Around 9:52 PM, llanwydd walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:52 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: edgewater, cool
Merlyn: yay, he puts you in Florida
Principalpoop: wb nino
llanwydd: well, nino is only off by about five miles this time
Dexter Fong: So.....only Tweeny remains unidentified....so *he* must be the brains behind Nino
Principalpoop: cloverdale was my router point or something, could be the same for you
Merlyn: Yeah, it's really just your IP he goes by
Principalpoop: new york new york, that toddling town
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| OSTween_v2.0 - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: we had snow flurries yesterday, nothing stuck to the ground or trees, but it was flurries
Dexter Fong: I liked Elaynes inital ID by Nino as ....unknown Bronx America
Merlyn: her entry got messed up, so I changed it
Principalpoop: fogedaboutit
Dexter Fong: Liked Bronx AMERICA BETTER =))
Dexter Fong: sorry
Principalpoop: apparently bronx is not the bronx anymore, or not the same bronx anyway
Elayne: I will forever be in unknown Bronx.
Merlyn: If Elayne would log out and back in, it should be correct
llanwydd: I don't remember the original bronk
Dexter Fong: It seems to be when I looked couple minutes ago
Principalpoop: oopss, I trust fong more than some travel channel restaurant visitor
Merlyn: The Bronk is where they make Bronk-os
llanwydd: lol
Merlyn: the breakfast cereal that kicks you in the teeth
Dexter Fong: That's right Nagurski, but don't rub it in
Principalpoop: Leo Bronkman was in a book I know
llanwydd: then they moved to denver
Dexter Fong: Does anyone else know that book, Poop, or is it like the mormon bible
Principalpoop: rocky mountain high
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Muchas gracias Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
llanwydd: I actually had great-great grandparents who owned a farm in the bronx
Dexter Fong: We're they Dominican?
Principalpoop: nimbus by alexander jablokov, I can recommend it and him...
llanwydd: irish, I think
Dexter Fong: Sounds more Russian
Elayne: Need to head out, iTunes is live-streaming a McCartney performance. See you next week!
llanwydd: Nite Elayne
Principalpoop: silly love songs, bye e
Dexter Fong: I've had enuff of silly love songs
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:02 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elayne by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Principalpoop: my other choice was band on the run
llanwydd: that was the first album I ever bought
Principalpoop: good choice
llanwydd: not the first I ever owned. a friend of mine gave me Occupation: Foole by george carlin which I kept well hidden
Principalpoop: google stopped working for me, I had to set my privacy preferences to make it work again
llanwydd: google has been doing funny things to me too
Principalpoop: i tried many things llan, that should fix it
llanwydd: "privacy preferences". hmm
Principalpoop: they have a universal id now also, so it can follow you across devices
Principalpoop: your pc and table and iphone and who knows what
Principalpoop: privacy preferences at google
llanwydd: the drop-down thing doesn't work for me anymore
Principalpoop: that might be something with your browser, I don't know
llanwydd: I don't remember what its called. you type in a query and it gives you what it thinks you are looking for and then you can click on that but it doesn't let me click it anymore
Dexter Fong: I too have a preference when it comes to the privates
Principalpoop: or right click the search box and choose show suggestions
Principalpoop: i have major concerns
Dexter Fong: btw Poop, we here in NYC had late afternoon fluries but it didn't stick
Merlyn: looks like 3 of the 4 Firesigners will be at Convergence around the 4th of July weekend
Principalpoop: ahh you had some too, nice, it is winter after all hehe
llanwydd: it has been remarkably "unseasonble" down here as well as up there
Dexter Fong: otherwise, surprisingly and delightfully mild
Principalpoop: convergence? is that like equinox or a stick man thing?
Dexter Fong: and that's the news from here in Lake Sschroom
Merlyn: local science fiction convention, also 15th anniversary of Mark Time Awards
llanwydd: shroom?
Principalpoop: with the padded walls
Dexter Fong: no, Sschroom
Merlyn: http://www.convergence-con.org
llanwydd: I made a radio play with some great vermont actors back in 2K. I didn't know about the mark time awards back then or I would have submitted it
Dexter Fong: the extra "s" is for ssatissfied cusstomers
Dexter Fong: s
llanwydd: by I actually had it aired on WVMT in Colchester
llanwydd: but
Dexter Fong: Where we all have chest colds
llanwydd: lol
Dexter Fong: that's why we is so basso and soulful like
Dexter Fong: Like isaac hayes
Dexter Fong: or barry "not" White
Principalpoop: minnesota huh how come the vikings never won a super bowl?
llanwydd: I think I remember isaac hayes. "wattstax"?
Dexter Fong: Yeah, we all come from Humble beginnings-that's a housing development- in Coldchester
Principalpoop: which was on rockford? and called him rockfish?
llanwydd: there was a film or an album called wattstax that I think hayes was on/in
Dexter Fong: Wattsatax? I'ma no care. I woik ona spec
llanwydd: lol
Principalpoop: a spic who works on spec, oy
Dexter Fong: A little Chico for y'all.
Principalpoop: and The Man
llanwydd: datsa where he lives. dollahs taxes
Dexter Fong: Veh? Vich vay did they go
Dexter Fong: llan lol
Principalpoop: yur a black bastard, you're a block past it
llanwydd: "that sort of testimony we can eliminate". "thatsa fine. I'll take a nice cold glass eliminate"
Principalpoop: don't leave in a huff, take a minute and a huff
Dexter Fong: And who's are contestant tonight George Feniman?
Dexter Fong: I don't know and I don't care where you don't put your commas
Principalpoop: the cigar urban legend again, I would swear I heard him say, yes but I take my cigar out of my mouth
Dexter Fong: Poop: Huh?
Principalpoop: to the man with 12 children...
Dexter Fong: You've got me wrong brother, I only got two.........that I know of (nudge nudge)
Principalpoop: i used to say that, now it does not seem so funny hehe
Dexter Fong: 'CAUSE THEY NEVER WRITE?
Dexter Fong: oops
Principalpoop: the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon
Dexter Fong: Cat Ballou?
Principalpoop: not billy joel
llanwydd: I lived only a few miles from harry chapin in NJ but I never met him
Dexter Fong: Sniffing cocaine out of a silver spoon?
Principalpoop: another piano man
Dexter Fong: in another piano bar
Dexter Fong: singin' another silly love song
Principalpoop: making love to his tonic and gin
llanwydd: jelly bowl
Dexter Fong: Wishing this week at lake sschroom had never begin
Principalpoop: schroon dammit
Dexter Fong: Jelly Bowl Morton very important very early jazz Pioneer
Principalpoop: bowl or roll?
Dexter Fong: Anyway you want, poop. Bring it on!!
Principalpoop: duckpins, and blindfolds
Dexter Fong: Could be Jelly Belly...or jelly Ledbelly
Principalpoop: and nipple things, twisters? pinchers? whats the word
Dexter Fong: Can't see where I can help you with that Poop
llanwydd: anybody know how clem and bambi are doing these days?
Principalpoop: clem checked in recently, they are worn out from work
llanwydd: haven't seen them in quite a while
Dexter Fong: I think Tweeny keeps in touch with them
llanwydd: well, I hope they are doing well
Dexter Fong: as do I
Principalpoop: lets join hands and sing aud lang sine
llanwydd: we need to invite more people to our chat
Principalpoop: that was a bit harsh oops hehe
Dexter Fong: Build it and most of them will stay away
Principalpoop: i get confused in crowds, i prefer to confound folks and only the strongest remain
llanwydd: then we won't have these droughts
Principalpoop: if they are not smart enough to find us, they don't deserve to be here hehehe
Dexter Fong: If only it were that simple
llanwydd: well, anyway, its been cool as always but I have to get up tomorrow so I will "get down tonight"
llanwydd: reminds me of a song
Principalpoop: good luck llan, keep your spirits up
Dexter Fong: Doesn't everything =)
Principalpoop: i get up, I get dowwwwwn
llanwydd: thanks. see you next week.
Dexter Fong: Night llan
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:36 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Principalpoop: the plot does thin without cat or clem or bunny or others
Dexter Fong: yep
Principalpoop: cease like a bass line for us to work off of, jazz again
Dexter Fong: Like we did last summer at Sschroom Lake?
Principalpoop: you are a lead guitar thing
Dexter Fong: lol
Principalpoop: i guess I would be a french horn or something hehe
Dexter Fong: A bassinette
Principalpoop: huh? a bath for babies? huh?
Dexter Fong: Playin' that hip Medieval Shit
Principalpoop: oboe type thing
Dexter Fong: Yeah, a double reed for a double crosser see
Principalpoop: i need my cheat sheet for peter and the wolf again
Dexter Fong: Peter's the one with the big fluffy floopy ears
Principalpoop: no, that is easter, valentines is next
Dexter Fong: Ahh, then you mean Wolfheart
Dexter Fong: the bold
Principalpoop: i don't think llan finds references to schroon lake funny yet hehehe
Dexter Fong: the daring
Dexter Fong: lol
Principalpoop: he does not play after you mention it hehe
Merlyn: well I'll see yu next wik
Dexter Fong: still lol
Principalpoop: thanks M, super week
||||||||| Merlyn is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:43 PM.
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn and thanks so much for Nino's recovery
Principalpoop: and the dog wants out, car wants parked,
Principalpoop: early night?
Principalpoop: or hang around for bunny maybe?
Dexter Fong: Nah, I'm outta this smallburg
Principalpoop: thats it, ciao bebe
||||||||| Principalpoop is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:44 PM.
Dexter Fong: Adieux
Dexter Fong: And goodnight to you, Mister and Misses of (this area)
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Floyd
llanwydd
Merlyn
OSTween_v2.0
Principalpoop

URL References:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Conried
http://www.classicbands.com/banned.html
http://www.convergence-con.org