Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
01/19/2012

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 19, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| cease bounds in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| BlazingTweenys steals in around 9:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
BlazingTweenys: Hullo, cease
cease: hi tween
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Principalpoop', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:02 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Principalpoop: nancy?
Principalpoop: what are you guys up to?
BlazingTweenys: Hey P
cease: blizzzard land
Principalpoop: nice
Principalpoop: still warm days here
cease: supposed to be back to freezing rain on the weekend
Principalpoop: sleet
Principalpoop: or hail
Principalpoop: i saw on the news that seattle got some snow, weird
||||||||| Merlyn steals in around 9:05 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: hello M
cease: merl
Merlyn: weird snow in Seattle scares minorities
cease: we're being told to stay off the roads
Merlyn: Then how can you get to Rome?
cease: use my nose to get rid of the snow
Merlyn: So that's what happened to your nose.
Principalpoop: if the summer changes to winter yours is no disgrace
Principalpoop: close to the edge, down by a river
BlazingTweenys: Merlyn, they don't know how to make snowmen
Principalpoop: use a carrot, that is easy
BlazingTweenys: Good ones, P :)
cease: osiris, you've escaped from neal amid.
BlazingTweenys: What exactly is Neal amid?
Merlyn: Osirisly?
Principalpoop: seasons will pass you by, now that you're fine, now that you're home
BlazingTweenys: Fighting Clowns?
cease: what is malmburg in plana?
cease: plano
BlazingTweenys: hehe
||||||||| Outside, the 9:09 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwydd: Good Evening
BlazingTweenys: Plano, Texas? Been there ;)
BlazingTweenys: Hey LL
Principalpoop: cough cough hi llan
cease: hi llan
BlazingTweenys: Just plain ole' Texas
Merlyn: Malmborg
Principalpoop: resistance is futile says mammy borg
llanwydd: how long since you've heard cni?
BlazingTweenys: Resistance Is Fertile
Principalpoop: been awhile
Principalpoop: i get up, i get down, i get up
llanwydd: that's a Yes quote, of course
Principalpoop: how old will I be before I come of age?
Principalpoop: certainly
Principalpoop: listening to it as I chat
llanwydd: I'm listening to a band called Gong right now
Principalpoop: bad jokes followed by a gong?
cease: is that the one still legal in china?
llanwydd: an album called You. you got to find that one.
Principalpoop: you gonna lose that girl, if you don't treat her right tonight
Principalpoop: wakeman running
cease: walking is dangerous around here
Principalpoop: ice is worse than snow
llanwydd: wakeman running? what does that mean?
Principalpoop: rick wakeman was having a good solo
Principalpoop: part of close to the edge
llanwydd: I've probably heard that album 500 times
||||||||| "9:21 PM? 9:21 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter Fong enters and sits on the divan.
Principalpoop: hey fong
Dexter Fong: Is this my divan?
cease: wasn't he with the nice?
cease: hi dex
Merlyn: hi dex
Principalpoop: no, that is my fouton, get off there
llanwydd: hey dex
Merlyn: take it, we got more
Dexter Fong: Hiya Tween, Cat, llan. Merlyn and Poop
Dexter Fong: What passeth?
Principalpoop: close to the edge by yes on my headphones
llanwydd: Is anybody listening to the firesign theatre at this moment?
Dexter Fong: Over the Edge by Who's PEGGY ON MY HEADPHONES
Merlyn: listen to Patton Oswalt right now
cease: no, just tv newses
Principalpoop: and you and I reach out for reasons...
cease: he's usually good
Principalpoop: did he play jethro in the beverly hillbillies movie?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elayne into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:25 PM, then departs.
cease: podcast, merl? cd?
Principalpoop: HI E
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne, home early
llanwydd: Hi Elayne
cease: and speaking of hilarity, here's el
Merlyn: just off youtube, cat
Merlyn: Hi E
Elayne: Evenin' all! I just got a Silly Site suggestion from some German bloke. It looks like something you might like, Brian. http://wolferlmozart.batcave.net/
Elayne: Featuring a not-Mozart puzzle!
Dexter Fong: Germans don't have blokes
Elayne: I couldn't see past his lederhosen to be certain, Dex.
Merlyn: lots of Mozart there
cease: and not many blacks either
Elayne: Den schwarzen?
Dexter Fong: Jah
Elayne: Sorry, forgot to capitalize: Den Schwartzen?
Merlyn: Did you ever check out Katawa Shoujo? One reviewer said it was so sweet, it made you vomit butterflies
Principalpoop: before I have to look through all of them, any costume malfunctions you know of?
Elayne: I took German for a year in college in the hopes it would better help me understand Yiddish.
Principalpoop: wunderbal
Elayne: Erm, not that I know if, Prinpoop.
Merlyn: bouncing Mozast
Principalpoop: thanks, nevermind then hehe
llanwydd: Richard Amadeus Mozast
Elayne: No Brian, it didn't really seem like my thing.
Elayne: All of y'all give me such nice recommendations, but I either don't have the time or inclination to check them out.
Merlyn: E, you really can't tell from any description
Elayne: By the way, Cat, this Kate Beaton person seems to be all over the place. I wish I l iked her art, she seems like a nice person.
Principalpoop: there be no mutant enemy we shall certify
Elayne: Brian, I'm so, so very behind in all my reading, I just can't take on any more, unless it's a book Dex lends me in person.
cease: i learned about her from radio
llanwydd: as forward tastes begin to...
cease: will look at more of her work
cease: her doing a show with snake and bacon writer is amazing to me.
Elayne: I was reading about the Kickstarter project Womanthology, to which I gave money, and what I read gave me a bit of trepidation.
Elayne: The editor said they were accepting everyting, no matter how artistically subpar, in order to give all the women contributing a chance.
llanwydd: np: gong - a sprinkling of clouds
Elayne: I really hate that mentality. You're not going to break any glass ceilings if you can't draw for sh*t.
Principalpoop: they did not have Leroy at my books a million, I will look again, and make them order it if I must fong
Elayne: Beaton seems to have something of a style, her stuff doesn't hurt my eyes, but it's still not my cuppa.
Dexter Fong: Poop: Leroy? Do you mean James Ellroy?
Principalpoop: oops, maybe that is why I did not see it lol
Elayne: 'S why I married a superhero artist, I like a more realistic style.
Principalpoop: i had other errands did not stop and ask..
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu can find Leroy under Brown, Bad
cease: as we can see, el
Elayne: Although there's a lot to be said for comedy books too. Just caught up on Roger Langridge's brillian new series SNARKED.
Elayne: Great art, and personality all over the place. It imagines a sort of proto-Wonderland before Alice, with lots of familiar characters and references.
Elayne: A pre-crazy Wonderland, too. Although it's got many of its peculiarities intact.
cease: i'll have to look into it
Elayne: In this version the Red Queen is a young tomboyish princess named Scarlett.
Elayne: Lots of fun. It helps if you know the Lewis Carroll references.
Principalpoop: i have his annointated through the lookinglass somewhere
Dexter Fong: Lewis...Carroll...hmmm Two first names
llanwydd: I've never read lewis carroll
cease: you have something to look forward to, llan
Dexter Fong: How about Lois and Clark, a different expedition
Principalpoop: i had a scoutmaster named Carroll Lefon
Dexter Fong: I had a bushmaster named Fang
Principalpoop: it was bryllg here the other day
llanwydd: I had a mix master named max
Dexter Fong: I have a cat named Max Tailroom
cease: i once had a cat named human
Elayne: I'm told "Datsa" is "male cat" in some Balkan language, so my cat is generically named as well.
llanwydd: I once had a cat that WAS human. go ahead.
Principalpoop: let me write all these down so I can answer your password recovery questions hehe
Dexter Fong: Well I've got an amoeba named....ooops, I've got two amoebas
Elayne: LOL, Prinpoop!
Principalpoop: not an amoeba, that a pair of meciums
Dexter Fong: well said poop
Principalpoop: yes and the beatles singing "good morning" i've got nothing to say but its ok
Dexter Fong: perhaps they're only sea monkeys
llanwydd: a meeba and a pair a meeseeums
cease: like the sand dollar
Principalpoop: is melba toast still around?
llanwydd: how much is the sand dollar worth?
cease: if it's a tar sand dollar, quite a bit
Dexter Fong: In Greece, not mucxh
Merlyn: The toast is, but Melba left town
Merlyn: with Rebus, I think
Principalpoop: rebus was a square, or a cube anyway
Principalpoop: led zep going to california, live version oh my
llanwydd: I notice tween is barely here
Elayne: I'm barely here myself!
Elayne: I think such can probably be said for us all...
cease: we bear what we can
Principalpoop: how can you be in two places at once, when you are not anywhere at all?
Dexter Fong: Holygrams
cease: evey gram is holy
Dexter Fong: A MESSage from the Pope
Principalpoop: telling myself its not as hard hard as it seems
cease: he always makes a mess
Elayne: Robin just told me there will be no more Poe Toasting.
Elayne: http://www.timesunion.com/news/article/Poe-fans-call-an-end-to-Toaster-tradition-2625950.php
Dexter Fong: What's that mean E?
Dexter Fong: Got it
Principalpoop: i blame the war on drugs, difficult to find opium...
Elayne: I'm of the opinion that the toaster died.
Dexter Fong: Is it still under warrantee
cease: a warranty on opium? sounds like a war
Elayne: Six feet under warranty, Deex.
Dexter Fong: Get out your gun boats and gum shopes
Dexter Fong: shoes
Principalpoop: we did that china, used our gunboats to make them buy opium, those were the days...
Dexter Fong: Talk about a hard sell
Dexter Fong: "Psst! Cmon over here kid. Take this reefer or wie'll kill you
Principalpoop: i only have one gentle giant song in my jukebox, rats
cease: i was told that was why cannabis was so severely punished in japan. because they didnt want an opium war
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| BlazingTweenys - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Cat: That's very confusing
cease: drugs forced upon hardworking, disciplined japanese people to make them lazy
cease: dex, if you dont find japan confusing, you've never been there
Principalpoop: ike and tina turner, proud mary lordy, we never do nothing nice and easy...
Principalpoop: rolling, rolling, rolling on the river
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:59 PM and late as usual, it's H STONES, just back from Hellmouth."
Principalpoop: rivah
Principalpoop: ahh stones
Dexter Fong: Hello Stones
cease: keep rolling stones, i'ts just a shot away, old boy
Principalpoop: honey was here last week, looking for you
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: We told her you had just left
cease: i noticed from the logs
Principalpoop: his line lets him connect but not talk lol
cease: i aint got no friends on my left
Merlyn: that's right
H STONES: sorry but had unbelievably but nonetheless true pro blems with broadband connection since before Christmass and still cannot get onto either skype or messenger.
Principalpoop: fast song, now the theme from bonanza,
Dexter Fong: None of got any friends on the right
cease: are you here now, stones?
cease: ram dass would like to know
Principalpoop: the new skype is horrible, manually clear out all the old skype files and reinstall stones
H STONES: i am here now but for how much longer i cannot say
Dexter Fong: Rammed ass? I say,
Principalpoop: glad you are back, and honey too
cease: is she returning this week?
Principalpoop: she said so, wait and see
H STONES: i cleared it all out even from my registry but some useless peiece of crap sometimes called a skype server, is now so confused it refused to recognise me, skype names or passwords, its just shite of the smelliest kind
Dexter Fong: Best policy
H STONES: perhaps they have confused me with mega upload which has today vbeen shut down
Principalpoop: i saw that, the movie/record industry clamping down
Dexter Fong: Record industry....what a laff
H STONES: they are really pissed off and pulled a hissy fit when wikipedie and its many friends got the poxy legislation kickd out of congress etc
Principalpoop: they have the gravy money to push their agenda....
H STONES: its time to dig a deeper gravy for them
Dexter Fong: But do they have the meat moolah and potatos?
Principalpoop: yes dinosaurs, struggling in the TAR pits
H STONES: like Spike milligans grave it shoudl have a tombstone reading " "i told you i was shite!"
cease: canada, the tar capital
Dexter Fong: Give a man some money and he'll eat for the day, teach him to make bread and he'll probably go to prison
llanwydd: well, I got to be going. see ya next week!
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Principalpoop: good luck llan
cease: that works better when bread meant money
cease: by llan
H STONES: hey llan, who do you think you are, Skype ?
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:08 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: He's a skypegoat
H STONES: lol
Merlyn: chuck HIM out
Dexter Fong: Austraaalian
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah,clem into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:09 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Hey ah, long time no see
cease: giles skypegoatboy
||||||||| At 10:09 PM, H STONES vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
cease: is that ah clem?
Principalpoop: the hardest files were down inside application data directorys in various places...stones
Principalpoop: hi ahhh clem :D
ah,clem: just stopped by to say hi
||||||||| 10:09 PM: H STONES jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Dexter Fong: Giles skypegoat boy george
ah,clem: yes, I am the real ah, clem, lol
Elayne: Hey Stones!
Principalpoop: tell him about Siri somebody...
Elayne: Hi Jimmy Lee! Sorry, I was watching a video I'd been meaning to watch for awhile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-0fwkv9CNbY
cease: boy george or cuious
ah,clem: well, not the real one, but the one you would remember
Dexter Fong: Curious? Not anymore
ah,clem: was not on the record, but did study it
cease: welcome back
ah,clem: hi E.
ah,clem: tks
Principalpoop: i recognize your voice, how are you doing and bambi too?
ah,clem: Bambi OK, but had a long day, so resting
Principalpoop: as the four tops say, baby, I need your loving...
H STONES: hi clem, long time no see, how are you and bambi??
Principalpoop: oki,
ah,clem: I was too, but remembered it was FST day, so...
Dexter Fong: Poop: They also said something about seven rooms of gloom
H STONES: i have been living in at least ten of them
cease: you doing ok, clem?
Principalpoop: don't know that song fong
Dexter Fong: Poop: You're better off, stay away
Principalpoop: not the same without you, we miss you both and wish the best
ah,clem: have good days and bad days, Cat, but still here
ah,clem: tks PP
H STONES: if it wasnt for bad luck, wouldnt have no luck at all
Principalpoop: james taylor is singing sweet baby james here,
cease: glad to see you here again
ah,clem: hope to get things back to normal, and I miss you all too, thanks to those that helped us through Christmas
Dexter Fong: Iv'e seen fire and I've seen Ice....but rarely in the same place at the same time
Principalpoop: tween was here earlier, honey and woody last week
Merlyn: hang in there, clem
H STONES: has anyone seen honey this week so far ??
Dexter Fong: Not meeeeee
Principalpoop: on skype, not today yet
cease: not here
H STONES: skype does not exist
Principalpoop: it does, i see her on it and others
ah,clem: anyway that is all from me, all the best, see ya next week I hope...
Principalpoop: you popped up once
||||||||| ah,clem scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's ah,clem?! It's 10:16 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Principalpoop: get well and stay well ahh, clem
cease: al the best, clem
Dexter Fong: Night Clem and to Bambi also
Principalpoop: moody blues, nights in white satin
Elayne: Who was that masked man? He left this silver bullet behind.
Elayne: Oh no wait, it's a door knocker.
Principalpoop: oops that is from trigger, wipe your hand lol
Dexter Fong: A door knocker gum? I thought the UN had banned them
||||||||| "10:18 PM? 10:18 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Woody 1 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Woody 1 enters and sits at the bar.
Elayne: No no, I think you'll find it's definitely a Silver "bullet" (Silver being the Lone Ranger's horse).
Elayne: Evenin' Woody!
cease: Hi yo silver
Principalpoop: oops, i picked the wrong horse again
Principalpoop: hiya woody
Dexter Fong: Elayne, i found a Scout knife!!
Dexter Fong: Hi woodrow
Elayne: Can do, can do, this guys says the horse can do...
cease: that's not silver, that's wood
Elayne: Damn, now I'll be thinking in Runyan-speak for the foreseeable...
Woody 1: According to my careful prosthesis, this man has the plaue.
Woody 1: g
Dexter Fong: The plaue?
Woody 1: Hey, party guys.
Dexter Fong: The plaue that broke the plais?
Woody 1: I corrected it, Dex.
Dexter Fong: n
Dexter Fong: So did I woody =))
Principalpoop: you were cut off when i wrote get the files down in the application data directories stones..
cease: you have a book out, woody?
Woody 1: hilarious--the wrong words by FT
Woody 1: Yes, cease.
Principalpoop: cold hearted orb that rules the night
Dexter Fong: Yes?
Dexter Fong: You summoned me?
Principalpoop: why is red grey and yellow white?
Woody 1: As soon as it's printed, I'll promote like all get out.
Dexter Fong: I'm not delivering anymore Pizza
cease: get out and promote!
cease: no anchovies
Dexter Fong: Poop: The ink cartridges are prolly misplaced
||||||||| Bunnyboy enters at 10:24 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny
Woody 1: you got anchovies all over my shark skin suit.
cease: it's snowbunny
Bunnyboy: Yoda.
Dexter Fong: who dat who say 'yo da?
Principalpoop: think of instant karma, cause we all shine on
Bunnyboy: Hates it. Snow. Grrr...
Principalpoop: howdy, i'z yah new neighbah
Woody 1: think of "shining."
cease: our is supposed to be gone by the weekend and you're far south
Merlyn: hey BB
Dexter Fong: Howdy neighbah, can I'se borrow some skype?
cease: you just missed ah clem
Elayne: Sorry, my attention wandered. I just saw the Best 404 Error Message Ever: http://kvartirakrasivo.ru/404/index.php
Woody 1: know what we're gonna say before it ever leaves our mouths.
Dexter Fong: No fair reading ahead
Bunnyboy: How's Jimmy doin'?
Principalpoop: cracking rose, lord don't you know?
cease: is that russian, el?
Elayne: Pretty sure, Cat.
cease: there are a number of similar languages there
Dexter Fong: You can drink dat ole crackin rosie, I'll stick to dis Sweet Caroline
Elayne: The doman would seem to be (.ru).
Principalpoop: they are all coming to america anyway
Dexter Fong: Who dat de do' man?
cease: i just saw love and death last weekend, first time since it came out
Dexter Fong: Is dat Carleton?
Dexter Fong: He owes me some money
Woody 1: Never saw it.
cease: funiest parody of russianess i've ever seen
Bunnyboy: Does the doman giggle, when you poke his tummy?
cease: you can see it on youtube, woody
Dexter Fong: No man, dats' Santy Claus
Woody 1: Going to see Roger Waters perform The Wall.
Woody 1: Woo hoo.
cease: was it last week llan was talking about reading the russians here?
Dexter Fong: Why? You don't need no education
Principalpoop: i thought marcel marceau did that
Bunnyboy: You better run.
cease: he really should see love and death.
Dexter Fong: No he does the box
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Principalpoop: I thought houdini did the box
Elayne: Sorry my attention's so split today, so I'll split today.
Elayne: Next week, all.
||||||||| 10:32 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
H STONES: its gone quiet here
Principalpoop: chat is buy stones
Principalpoop: busy
Woody 1: Saw Waters twice-incredible.
Principalpoop: i bet
Bunnyboy: Nino's in the box. So's Chump, and Doctor Technical.
||||||||| "10:34 PM? 10:34 PM!!" says Catherwood, "H Stones should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as H Stones enters and sits at the bar.
cease: by el
Principalpoop: wb stones, we could see you typing before
H Stones: i see that my connection i still unreliable
Woody 1: As I sit enjoying the chat, my darling wife is trying to get me to get on job sites.
Dexter Fong: You work construction Woody?
Principalpoop: enough of this foolishness, make something of yourself hehe
Woody 1: Very driving. Yes.
cease: better to be insighted than indicted
Woody 1: You can say that.
Dexter Fong: Better to be insighted than out sourced
H Stones: remember the famous destruction of the statue of Sadam in Baghac
Principalpoop: better to be delighted than unelightened
Dexter Fong: lol poop
cease: few know that in your country, poop
Dexter Fong: Stones Yes I remember hundreds of people beating on it with their shoes
Dexter Fong: Doc Maartins I think
Principalpoop: ac/dc, highway to hell, don't need a reason, don't need a rhyme
Dexter Fong: And a couple pairs of Jimmy Chu's
Principalpoop: cut the soles off my shoes, sit in a tree, and learn to play the flute
H Stones: well now, someone has nicked sadams buttox
H Stones: metal is now inflated in price
Dexter Fong: Not the first time probably
Principalpoop: something of worth came from that bum
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| H STONES - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: better flute than fluke
H Stones: Hitlaer may have had only one ball but sadam is now confirmed as half assed
Dexter Fong: Turning swords into plaushares, buttocks into ?
cease: looks like the reaper got tween
Dexter Fong: I though Tweeny was Blazingtweeny tonight
Principalpoop: and the dog wants out, later, too bad you cannot listen to long tall glasses by leo sayer...
cease: how is snow in your area, bun?
cease: by poop
Dexter Fong: Night poop
Bunnyboy: Snowy.
cease: powdery or wet?
Woody 1: Later, Poop.
Dexter Fong: Cold and white?
cease: will turn wet tomorrow
Bunnyboy: Yes.
cease: warm and black would have meant a volcano
Woody 1: What's the name of the PBS FT Live DVD?
Dexter Fong: You haven't met the right people cat
Bunnyboy: Flood warnings.
cease: weirdly cool
Woody 1: I never knew that Ossman did Porgy.
Dexter Fong: Yep
cease: i out of my way not to meet them, dex
Woody 1: Incredible.
Dexter Fong: How do they make their voices do that?
Woody 1: Heh heh.
cease: they are vertiably incestuous, uh, insepparable
cease: coming, mother
Dexter Fong: Porcelain, now she be one balck and warm person
Woody 1: Proctor did the countdown on Bullwinkle the movie. He was also the voice of the party clown on rug rats.
cease: i know that my wife's sleeping with the be's
Dexter Fong: She must be watching Sesame Street
cease: proctor has done more work than even he can keep track of.
H Stones: sorry guys i have to be in the central post office at half past 8 so i better go, will hopefully see you next week regards and love to all wyho are here and to all who are not here.
cease: thanks, stones. all the best in postal land
Bunnyboy: Nite, Hemmie!
Dexter Fong: Night Stones
Woody 1: Night Stones. I'm soon to depart also.
H Stones: i think the net is gonna make me go postal
Woody 1: but first a shot of gin.
cease: by wood. good luck with your book
Bunnyboy: I better tend to this pup. See yez!
H Stones: stay well all till next time
H Stones: nighty night
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
cease: off you jump, bun
||||||||| At 10:51 PM, Bunnyboy vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Woody 1: I's back.
Dexter Fong: You is
cease: my eyes are in the front
Dexter Fong: Thus you lack insight whereas mine are in my liver
cease: i see no fois, but do not see false
Dexter Fong: un deux fois
Merlyn: hey, see you next week people
Dexter Fong: Okay lil bucheroos, gotta park a car..I'll see if anyone's left upon my return
cease: ok merl
Merlyn: I still say play katawa shoujo, it's free
||||||||| "10:56 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
Dexter Fong: Night Merl
cease: off we flee
Woody 1: Thanks. I have written a few others since.and hope to publish. You now, when you go through an interview--I told her within the next five years I hope to publish and I sure did. I hope to tell them to kiss my ass at some point..
||||||||| At 10:57 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, cease!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Woody 1: Isn't that everyone's dream?
Woody 1: Better get to my wife before she heads to bed without me.
Woody 1: Night.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| 11:01 PM -- Woody 1 left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Principalpoop: back
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H Stones - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: and time ran out, have a super week fongster ciaoo
||||||||| Principalpoop says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Principalpoop exits at 11:12 PM.
Dexter Fong: I'm black and I'm cold
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 12:12 AM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving scriptbird coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
scriptbird: Hey, where did everybody go, the party's just get'n started?!
scriptbird: www.bradleyphoenix.com/playsandskits.html
||||||||| scriptbird hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's scriptbird?! It's 12:24 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
BlazingTweenys
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
Elayne
H STONES
H STONES
llanwydd
Merlyn
Principalpoop
scriptbird
ah,clem
Woody 1 URL References:
http://kvartirakrasivo.ru/404/index.php
http://wolferlmozart.batcave.net/
www.bradleyphoenix.com/playsandskits.html
http://www.timesunion.com/news/article/Poe-fans-call-an-end-to-Toaster-tradition-2625950.php
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-0fwkv9CNbY