Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
01/12/2012

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 12, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 8:17 PM: Woody 1 jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Woody 1: Hey, you all. I got a book published. Should be out in February, early March. Futuristic Mystery Thriller. Bee back soon.
Woody 1: I'll keep the page open but may not be here for a bit. Looking forward to chatting.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 12, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Thweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Thweeny enters and sits on the couch.
Thweeny: Hi Woody
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cease inside, makes a note of the time (9:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Thweeny: Allo, cease
cease: hi tween, woody the author
Thweeny: I hear it's cold up your way
cease: not too bad but it's supposed to snow this weekend
||||||||| Dexter Fong tiptoes in around 9:04 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Evening all
cease: hi dex
Dexter Fong: Hi cat and tweeny
Thweeny: Hey Dex
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Woody 1 - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn in through the front door at 9:10 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: Hey, I finally remembered
Dexter Fong: Hey Merlyn
cease: hi merl
Merlyn: I keep forgetting to pick up my cues
Merlyn: hi awl
Merlyn: that was a rather pointed remark
Dexter Fong: Don' point your cue at me, Daddyo,
Dexter Fong: I'll chalk you up
Merlyn: I'll mind my P's and cues
Dexter Fong: I'll tend my rams and ewes
Merlyn: Later when more people show up I'll promote a game that Phil Austin likes that's finally out
cease: firesign game?
Merlyn: nope, a visual novel
||||||||| Principalpoop steps in at 9:16 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Fong: Hey poop
cease: firesigns are so prolific these days
Principalpoop: are those your cues?
Merlyn: what knockers!
cease: hi poop
Principalpoop: I am plowboy, son of ahh, whatshisname
cease: speaking of knockers, Fumiyo was in a car accident this morning
cease: another woman ran into her car
Principalpoop: not good news, hope she is ok
Principalpoop: and then that the car is ok
cease: she's in much better shape than the car. have to take it in tomorrow morning
Merlyn: not bad I hope
cease: such things are always scary
Dexter Fong: and then that the other woman has insurance
cease: driver's side door can't open now. have to get from the passenger side
Merlyn: Proctor got this from a friend of his about the Siri voice answer thingy for the iPhone:
Principalpoop: fender bender? door scratcher? panel pusher?
Merlyn: Q: "Siri, why does the porridge-bird lay its eggs in the air?"
Merlyn: A: "Nice try, but you're not going to get me to shut down that easily."
Merlyn:
Merlyn: Q: "Siri, this is Worker speaking."
Merlyn: A: "Hello, ah-Clem, what function can I perform for you?"
Principalpoop: wow wow wow
cease: yes, when Fumiyo called ICBC (the provincial car insurance), the other woman had already reported in
cease: sounds like the siri programmer knows firesign
Principalpoop: those are installed, or you have to put in a firesign app thingie whatever?
Principalpoop: glad she is ok, not fun cat
cease: just read the new planet proctor a few minutes ago. that sounds like something hed mentino there
cease: she had a friend with a new baby in the car so it could have been much worse
Merlyn: He just sent email about it earlier today cat, probably not enough time
Principalpoop: oh my
Merlyn: and from what I can tell, that's how it comes, no add-ons needed (it has a fair number of joke answers for things)
||||||||| llanwydd enters at 9:22 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
llanwydd: howdy
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
cease: hi llan
Merlyn: baby in a car seat I hope?
cease: of course
Principalpoop: the influence of firesign is incorrigible, unescapable, rampant
Principalpoop: mister llan, welcome
cease: on a recent rfo, bergman quoted from some book he was reading that mentioned eykiw
Thweeny: Hey LL, P
Merlyn: Everything You Know Is Wrong, E I E I O
Principalpoop: trouble with your tongue tween?
Dexter Fong: you mean his thongue?
Principalpoop: sounded like his thong, didn't want to go there
cease: is it forked?
Dexter Fong: His name is really Swweny, but he lisps
cease: he is a white man, i gather
Dexter Fong: Sweeny
Principalpoop: ross perot came in second in new hampshire, oops I mean ron paul
llanwydd: I voted for perot
cease: i'd vote for a parot
Merlyn: If I ran, I'd change my name to Rosper O.
Dexter Fong: Make mine a mynah
Merlyn: Just for the name recognition
Principalpoop: isn't a perot a kind of chabernet?
llanwydd: I think romney is our next president
Dexter Fong: He won't beat Obama
Principalpoop: he is a mormon for christs sake
llanwydd: I don't know
Principalpoop: an investement banker mormon white male, I guess you cant get more american than that...
llanwydd: I haven't voted republican since 1980 but I'm not all that happy with obama
llanwydd: although I voted for him of course
Merlyn: I'm not crazy about Obama, but the republicans are crazy, period
Principalpoop: i just don't want to encourage the republicans....
Dexter Fong: llan: You think you'll be happy with the republicans?
cease: isnt that what bernie sanders said?
llanwydd: what's the difference. we've had nothing but puppet leaders during my lifetime
Dexter Fong: The great tight end for the Cleveland Browns?
Dexter Fong: Jim Henson for President
llanwydd: some of them have been dangerous but they have all been puppets
Dexter Fong: You mean puppets of the s........?
Principalpoop: wotsop with mitt saying he did not see the commercials and then describing them, are we idiots?
Thweeny: Did you see that Ralph Nader has endorsed Ron Paul?
Dexter Fong: Poop: No, he is
Principalpoop: WTF, how can that guy get any support?
llanwydd: I like ron paul. even as a republican
Thweeny: He could wasily attract Liberals and Progressives because of his anti-war stance.
Dexter Fong: I said it before and I say it again, never trust a man with two first names
Thweeny: *easily
Principalpoop: but then again, some folks like palin too, no accouting for taste
llanwydd: but better as a libertarian
cease: ive heard talk of him running as a 3rd party
Thweeny: no weasels involved
Thweeny: I think he'd rather win the nomination, cease
llanwydd: he has run as a third party
Thweeny: But a 3rd party is always a possibility
Thweeny: Yes, he ran as a Libertarian in '88
Principalpoop: the same doom message as ross perot and we saw ross perot was wrong...
cease: no giant sucking sound?
Principalpoop: bunch of chicken littles
Thweeny: >Dexter Fong: I said it before and I say it again, never trust a man with two first names< lol
cease: he could do sound effects for the firesigns
llanwydd: wasn't ross perot the lead character in The Tempest
llanwydd: I've played ross perot on stage
Dexter Fong: lol llan
Thweeny: >Principalpoop: the same doom message as ross perot and we saw ross perot was wrong...< Ross Perot was wrong about NAFTA??? lol
Principalpoop: you are thinking of taming of the shrew
Merlyn: the tempest in the tea party
llanwydd: lol
Dexter Fong: Michelle O'Bachman, the temptress in the tea party
Thweeny: P hasn't noticed the "giant sucking sound of jobs leaving the country" of which Perot spoke
Merlyn: the turn of the shrew
Principalpoop: the economy was going strong, until the wars and sub-prime thing,
Dexter Fong: Tween: That's cause they ship em out in sound proof containers
Thweeny: The Shrewtape Letters?
Thweeny: Ah Dex, so that's it ;)
Principalpoop: now we hear the same drumbeat about deficiet and the fed and stuff...
Principalpoop: phooey
Thweeny: >Principalpoop: the economy was going strong, until the wars and sub-prime thing, < No tech bubble, eh P?
Dexter Fong: Beat out that message on a drum
Principalpoop: that was government policy fault?
Dexter Fong: put it in a bottle
Principalpoop: companies have chased cheap labor since forever...
cease: robots will always be in demand
Dexter Fong: Malnutrition makes cheap labor easy to catch
Thweeny: >Principalpoop: that was government policy fault?> Yep. Clinton started the business with providing incentives to ship jobs over seas. People only bought into it because of all the hoopla about our great new 'information society'. We'd be the brains, they'd be the brawn. It was all a hype
Principalpoop: do you buy american llan and tween, or just the cheapest you can find? action louder than words..
llanwydd: ...he said are you lookin for somethin easy to catch...said I got no money...
cease: a chapter in michael moore's autobi about that
Thweeny: >Principalpoop: companies have chased cheap labor since forever...< That didn;t mean that Clinton had to give them tax incentives (which still exist) to offshore jobs
llanwydd: pardon me. dex reminded me of a song
Thweeny: Buy American what, P?
Principalpoop: that made things cheaper for americans to buy
cease: he somehow got into a conference in mexico by pretending to be a factory owner in flint
cease: highly reccommend the book, Here Comes Trouble
llanwydd: I buy what I need. that's practical
Principalpoop: oh, you want big government tariffs and stuff, those walls work good
llanwydd: I can't afford to be picky
Dexter Fong: They're still making flint?
Thweeny: I bought some toilet bowl cleaners at Walmart the other day. They were made in America
Principalpoop: mexicans?
Dexter Fong: By Mexicans
Thweeny: >Principalpoop: oh, you want big government tariffs and stuff, those walls work good< No, I want fair trade w/o tax incentives to offshore jobs
Thweeny: lol Dex, probably ;)
Dexter Fong: Chicano! It cleans that big porcelain bowl
Principalpoop: my nanotube frying pan is super, I want a toilet made out of that stuff lol
cease: what are all these mexicans doing here?
Dexter Fong: The Aztec two-step
llanwydd: everybody's got to be someplace
Thweeny: The steel toed work boots I bought at Wallyworld the other day were made in China. If there were American made alternatives, I didn't see them. What store do you shop at which sells American-made goods?
Dexter Fong: Mister Cecils of London
llanwydd: is there a mister cecil's or did you make that up
Dexter Fong: Made it up
Principalpoop: Mister or Master
Dexter Fong: thankyahvurrymuch
llanwydd: I shop at Dollar General
Dexter Fong: Myster
llanwydd: they don't sell goods, they sell bads.
Principalpoop: some of the dollar general stuff is junk, some is a good deal
Dexter Fong: They sell you the idea of buying
llanwydd: I always wonder when I buy stuff at a dollar store if its counterfeit
llanwydd: especially medicine and vitamins and stuff like that
Thweeny: Mr. Mister?
Dexter Fong: Who can afford to conterfeit dollars
Principalpoop: listerine and some other brand names announce they don't make 'store brands'...
llanwydd: I know I've bought phony stuff in a dollar store
llanwydd: labeled falsely, I mean
Merlyn: use phony dollars
Dexter Fong: Wow! I've been buying my Flomax there...no wonder I'm up about a dozen times a night
llanwydd: one time it was extra virgin olive oil. no pun intended but I know extra virgin
Dexter Fong: had to start sleeping in the bathtub
Principalpoop: some generics are well not
Merlyn: I never have any extra virgins around
Merlyn: I'm always short
Dexter Fong: That's prolly why they leave, Merl
Principalpoop: my coffee is the triple the price of when I moved to virginia in 1997, quiet inflation
Merlyn: They're heightists?
Dexter Fong: Heighty ho
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Elayne', just granted probation at 9:52 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Elayne: Evenin' all! Sorry, just got home from work.
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Principalpoop: like george burns said, at my age, it like trying to push an oyster into a parking meter
cease: hi el
llanwydd: hi elayne
Elayne: Season is starting, today was my first mandatory OT night.
Principalpoop: oops Hi E, sorry about that
llanwydd: feeling better this week?
Merlyn: Hello E
Elayne: THat's okay, PrinPoop, I'm only half paying attention. Having trouble focusing my eyes afer 10.5 hours of staring at screens.
Elayne: Llan, I'm fine physically except for this temporary blurriness and other signs of being bone tired.
Dexter Fong: It's winter, Elayne, take the screens down
Principalpoop: look at the horizion for a few seconds, if you can see it, helps
Merlyn: Hey E, do you still have a "web thingy of the week" or something?
llanwydd: glad you're feeling better
llanwydd: I'm actually getting over a bad cold
Principalpoop: keep warm, rest, lots of fluids
Principalpoop: i hate colds and flu, i don't play around anymore with them
Elayne: Yes Brian, it's called a "Silly Site o' the Day"
Merlyn: Not exactly silly, but www.katawa-shoujo.com has the final version released
Principalpoop: i found the little golden books website the other day, more of past blast than silly...
Dexter Fong: I remeber them
Dexter Fong: We called em 8 pagers
llanwydd: my grandpa used to read me the "golden books"
llanwydd: were they only 8 pages? sure has been a long time
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: their website is slow from all the traffic
Elayne: Brian, it's not really loading
llanwydd: hey catherwood, what time is it?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:00 PM, exactly!"
Dexter Fong: The ones we knew about were. You could buy them at the burlescue show
Principalpoop: some where longer, they did the disney stories too and such
Principalpoop: were
llanwydd: ah yes
Principalpoop: as I said, a blast from the past
llanwydd: hey catherwood, what time is it in guam?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 10:01 PM!"
Merlyn: Might be a while until their website recovers, E. If you want to know about the game, you can check http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo
Dexter Fong: Hey, Catherwood, read my horoscope
||||||||| Catherwood reads Dexter Fong's horoscope.
Dexter Fong: Out loud, please Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Elayne: Uh, it's an online comic book?
Dexter Fong: Visual novel
Elayne: You're right, I don't get how that qualifies as a Silly Site. But thank you for the link, it's very nice of you to think of me.
llanwydd: he can't do that since the outloud it
llanwydd: they
Merlyn: with hardcore cartoon sex
Principalpoop: lawdy lawdy
Dexter Fong: Like those 8 pagers
Merlyn: but high class
Dexter Fong: I'll never forget that 3-way with Minnie and Huey, dewey, and louie
Elayne: I like the line about everyone being damaged. I've felt very damaged lately.
Merlyn: you want disney to sue us, dex? Mickey would own my computer
Elayne: I have no interest in cartoon sex. Heck, I'm post-menopausal, I have limited interest in NON-cartoon sex. :)
Dexter Fong: We've got the pictures, Merlyn, no worries, mate
Dexter Fong: We've got pictures of walt Disney and Al Capp and Tess Truehart
Merlyn: It's actually done well and part of the plot, E, you're missing out
Merlyn: one of those is a fictional character, dex
Dexter Fong: No, Merlyn, I've hear Al Capp on the radio
Principalpoop: it looks addictive, hill street blues with anime japanese school girls.. hehe
Merlyn: well, his leg is fictional anyway
Dexter Fong: lol
Principalpoop: 1 guy lying on the ground, bobby is writing in book, I thought he was going to hit me and so
Principalpoop: I hit him back first
Principalpoop: classic al capp
cease: like joe pine
Principalpoop: al watching 2 girls coming out of health and beauty salon, those must be 2 of the ealthy ones lol
Merlyn: rimshot
Dexter Fong: hook
Merlyn: and of course, what will the other gentleman be having?
Principalpoop: but seriously folks, i know you are out there, your lips move while you read...
llanwydd: well, the core group is all here tonight
Dexter Fong: I'm not reading, I'm having the veal
Merlyn: I've never seen so many dead people sitting up on the internet
llanwydd: none of the "every-other-week" folks have shown up yet
Dexter Fong: You see dead people, Merlyn?
Merlyn: Oh, by the way E, Austin is a fan of Katawa Shoujo
cease: no stones yet
Principalpoop: a warm winter, let it get cold, they will stay inside and surf
Merlyn: I don't hear dead people applauding dex
Merlyn: no doc yet
llanwydd: I think we had our last nice day in florida today
Merlyn: a guy at work said he should have mowed his lawn yesterday just to say he did
Merlyn: (MN in Jan)
Elayne: Um, okay Brian...
Dexter Fong: llan: Is that more of that Mayan Calendar bullshit
Principalpoop: we had 70 the other day, bizarre
Merlyn: Really E, it's the type of thing you go "WTF?!" but it's great. And it's completely free
Principalpoop: we used to get your cold canadian air along in here cat, down in the 20s in january
cease: speaking of WTF, great interview with stephen wright on today's episode
Elayne: Thanks anyway, Brian.
Elayne: Need to go, too much to do. Dex, you can call me @ work on Monday if you feel like talking & making plans for another lunch...
Elayne: Later, all.
||||||||| Elayne dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Elayne?! It's 10:16 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Fong: Night E
Merlyn: later E
Principalpoop: night e oops
cease: i'm reading Moneyball now. hard to see it being made into a movie but i'll rent that when i finish the book
cease: by el
llanwydd: I thought moneyball was a game
Dexter Fong: afkfr
cease: a book, turned flick
llanwydd: that you have a 1 in 1,285,897 chance of winning
Principalpoop: isn't that the lotto thing?
Principalpoop: i read anna and the king of siam again hehe
Principalpoop: that became a good movie
llanwydd: I don't get much time to read
Principalpoop ( llan
llanwydd: not that I haven't read most of the classics
cease: i've spent most of my life reading
llanwydd: I've read all of shakespeare, all of poe, about half of dickens...
Principalpoop: a different age now, some of the classics deserve re-reading...
llanwydd: my favorite novel is War and Peace. I read that in one month at a rate of 50 pages a day
Principalpoop: Crime and punishment was better hehe
cease: ive read quite a bit of russian lit
llanwydd: not a dostoevsky fan. I tried to read brothers karamazov and gave up after about fifty pages
Principalpoop: same here, never finished that one
Dexter Fong: One day?
Principalpoop: the hobbit was hard for me, i went back and read it after the trilogy
Principalpoop: for the life of me, don't know why it was difficult...
llanwydd: I didn't have trouble with tolkein
cease: more of a kids book than the trilogy
Principalpoop: maybe it was boring rather than difficult??
Thweeny: I've never had any problem with Tokin
Principalpoop: until i fit it in the trilogy, maybe that is it
Principalpoop: the zebabicomino, i could not read that
Principalpoop: never did read it
cease: the silmarillion? yes that was unreadable
llanwydd: never heard of that one
Dexter Fong: Silmarillion?
Principalpoop: ok silmarillion, never read it
Principalpoop: some long name nonsense hehe
Dexter Fong: More of a work book for tolekin than anything else
cease: i'm starting to fade here and need some dinner. see y'all here next week
Dexter Fong: Night cAT
Principalpoop: i have or had a record with him reading parts of the hobbit...
Merlyn: cya cat, hope everything goes well
||||||||| 10:28 PM -- cease left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Principalpoop: sorry about the car, good luck
Principalpoop: so fong, can you recommend that history book?
Dexter Fong: poop? James Elroy trilogy?
Principalpoop: i don't know lol, you are reading it lool
Principalpoop: but ok
Principalpoop: yes, that lol
Dexter Fong: What history book are you referring to?
Principalpoop: you just started something and where going to tell me how it went
Principalpoop: were
Principalpoop: wtf typing where for were, grrrr
Dexter Fong: Okay. Read the first book, described it last week as bleak, cynical, and all in all, quite nasty....so yes, a 5 star recommendation
Principalpoop: oki, thanks
Dexter Fong: Haven't started the second, got sidetracked by a Sherlock Holmes pastiche
Principalpoop: is that like an eclair?
Merlyn: what book(s)?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Woody 1 into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:34 PM, then departs.
llanwydd: I've read all of sherlock holmes too
Principalpoop: hey woody
Woody 1: I'm black
llanwydd: except the non-doyle stories
Woody 1: back
Principalpoop: it might be time to read them again
llanwydd: Hey Woody
Dexter Fong: Merl: James Elroy's trilogy "USA Underground" featuring: Howard Hughes, J.Edgar, the whole Kennedy family (well, the men), Castro, and the Mob (chicago)
Merlyn: hi woody
Dexter Fong: Hey woody
Merlyn: ok dex, not familiar with that series
Woody 1: HeyHi, folks. I know it's been awhile
Woody 1: Good to chat.
Principalpoop: we kept your seat warm, no not there, that is for yamamoto... ok there
Merlyn: we hired seatwarmers
Dexter Fong: poop: I was just thinking about Yam lol
Merlyn: you can bet your bottom dollar that we have the best paid seatwarmers anywhere
llanwydd: yes, we dont see yammy very much these days
Dexter Fong: All the seatwarmers are retired lap dancers
Dexter Fong: and each of them has their own reindeer
Woody 1: I'll let you know the title and release of my book when it's releasing..
Dexter Fong: Who's the publisher
Principalpoop: are you finnished fong?
Merlyn: sure thing, woody
Dexter Fong: Finished with what
Woody 1: Dorrance
Principalpoop: fantastic
Dexter Fong: Good job, Woody
Principalpoop: the lap wit fong
Woody 1: I'm excited.
Dexter Fong: The Lapwit, a formerly extinct flightless bird of the norther tundras
Woody 1: 5 years in the writing.
Principalpoop: throw a towel over it
Dexter Fong: How will he see to write
Woody 1: Thanks, Dex.
llanwydd: is a lapwit like a laptop?
Dexter Fong: llan: Briefly, no
Principalpoop: any pictures in the book? or just words?
llanwydd: didn't think so
Dexter Fong: A Lapwit is related to the Night Goat Dancer
Woody 1: "In times of dexterity like this..."
llanwydd: probably more like a halfwit that sits on your knee
Dexter Fong: Hear! Hear!
Principalpoop: you are thinking of nitwit
Dexter Fong: Like Mortimor Fudd
llanwydd: actually it sounds more like an eskimo from labrador
Principalpoop: i recall the words of our foundry, founder, ukipah heap
Woody 1: asabada--diaphragms.
Dexter Fong: And those words will set you fleas
Principalpoop: we cannot discuss contraception, don't mention diaphragms
Principalpoop: and with those words, the dog wants out, bbl
Dexter Fong: The trojans had a name for that
llanwydd: "asabada". love that. it should be in the dictionary
Dexter Fong: Wife's holding a parking spot for me, be back
llanwydd: although I can't imagine what part of speech it is
Woody 1: isn't that what the the Fields character says in "How Can you Be..."?
llanwydd: yes it is
llanwydd: but I think you were the first to spell it
Woody 1: Funny as hell
Woody 1: I didn't spelll it right..
Woody 1: at least the dia....
llanwydd: so where did cat go?
Merlyn: hey, see you all next week if I remember to show up
llanwydd: Nite Merl!
||||||||| Merlyn is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:51 PM.
Woody 1: Nite Merl
llanwydd: rtyuikjhgfcvbnmiuytvbnmtynbuvivjbhgnmfwertyuiolkjhgfdcvbnm
Principalpoop: back
llanwydd: front
Principalpoop: ahh night M, and thanks again
Principalpoop: you ain't got no brains on the left
Principalpoop: sound off
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:54 PM and Honeyhoney steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Principalpoop: ahh honey honey hi there
llanwydd: Hi Honey
llanwydd: long see no time
Honeyhoney: wowie lookie what ancient artifacts I have found here !!!!!
Principalpoop: you found your way home, finally
Principalpoop: eh? speak up youngster...
Principalpoop: you just missed cat and merlyn and Elayne
Principalpoop: fong is parking a car, how are you doing?
Honeyhoney: ooooh i am so glad to have found my way home still a problem with refreshing but hey
Honeyhoney: well i am doing just dandy hehe eh well for all intents and purposes and i have my laptop back onlineso i am really happy
Honeyhoney: itz grrrrrrrrrreat to see all of youse guyz too
llanwydd: I still get the internet on my television
Principalpoop: dandy is good, cool :)
Honeyhoney: that's great llan big screen works for me
Honeyhoney: haha yeah dandy sez hello shhhhhhhhhhh
Woody 1: Is Firesign considered Mensa? They should be.
llanwydd: well, I have a very big television and I'm moving in a couple of weeks and I don't know how I'm going to get it in my car
Honeyhoney: oh man i have just spent the last 3 hours trying to get skype back up and running i almost gave up
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: thank you, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!"
Principalpoop: skype had funny updates, i had trouble with a perfectly connect pc
Principalpoop: getting it to install, had to a clean install, grrrrr
Honeyhoney: hmmmmmmmmmm well get some long bunjee cords and strap it to the roof of your car llan
llanwydd: yeah, right
Principalpoop: sell it and buy a new flat screen up north llan
llanwydd: I wonder what it would cost me to mail it to ticonderoga
Woody 1: Mensa? Firesign?
llanwydd: that makes sense, princ
Honeyhoney: i really do not like skype i have had sooooo many probs with them i believe i have about 3-4 different accounts with them cos the newest v ersion wont recognize me arrrgh
Principalpoop: i thought of boys to mensa and voted against and gave up hehe
Honeyhoney: oh are you moving up north llan?
llanwydd: I'm just below the category. I have tested at 129
llanwydd: yeah, I've only lived in FL for a year
Honeyhoney: flatscreens are becoming all the rage not too expensive these daze
Woody 1: i think our beloved group have above average intelligence
Principalpoop: my last big tv was as big as an oven lol
llanwydd: well, I'm used to a big screen
llanwydd: yeah, I get that impression, woody
Honeyhoney: gee llan i have to give you credit for being a ble to live in florida for that long
Woody 1: too funny and too great
Principalpoop: i will give you 20 minutes to stop the flattery woody
llanwydd: I love florida but I love the adirondacks even more
Honeyhoney: no sign of our british liason huh??
llanwydd: no, stones hasn't been here tonight
Principalpoop: he warned us his line is trouble
Woody 1: "that keeps a man punching until he's drink with power on end--like you"
Principalpoop: have not seen him since last year
Honeyhoney: oooh yeah i think adirondacks and i think waffles and maple syrup and big men in plaid mmmmmmmmmm
llanwydd: tween has faded to nearly nothing and dex is going fast
Principalpoop: dex is parking,tween is i don't know
Honeyhoney: yeah so it seems i know i am late but better late than not
Principalpoop: how do you spell andirons, the things that fit in fireplaces?
Woody 1: I spent a nice wedding dinner in a New York outer city rest. Very nice..
Honeyhoney: ask w oody poop....
Principalpoop: i thought it was the andirondacks hehe
Woody 1: by the ocean
Honeyhoney: ask w oody poop....
Principalpoop: i already made my joke, no need to pursue it further lol
Principalpoop: when was that woody?
Woody 1: I think that's correct, but like alwyays, I have to google.
Principalpoop: i could do that, I thought one of you Mensas could tell me, but ok hehe
llanwydd: well, I'm heading out. see you next week.
Woody 1: can't even spell always. forget it. ha.
Principalpoop: get well llan, good luck
Honeyhoney: welp I will show up earlier next Thursday fo sho expect to see ya all here and those not here hopefully will sho up too
||||||||| llanwydd says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, llanwydd exits at 11:11 PM.
Principalpoop: what is life like without internet honey? how did you survive?
Woody 1: Funny Honey
Principalpoop: oops ok, next week then
Honeyhoney: yes yes hugs love and peace to all here see ya next week SMACK
Principalpoop: super you are back online, welcome to the future
Woody 1: Night yall. I'll fill you in on the book.
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:12 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Honeyhoney by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Principalpoop: thanks, and good night woody
||||||||| At 11:12 PM, Woody 1 vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: back
Principalpoop: wb, you see honey was here?
Dexter Fong: yes
Principalpoop: she is back online
Dexter Fong: yes indeed
Principalpoop: the plot has thinned
Dexter Fong: soo, guess it's an early night
Principalpoop: no bus, i will have to hitchhike home
Principalpoop: have a good week
Principalpoop: thanks for recommend
Dexter Fong: same to you poop
||||||||| "11:18 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| Dexter Fong is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:18 PM.
||||||||| Thweeny says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Thweeny exits at 11:59 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
cease
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Honeyhoney
llanwydd
Merlyn
Principalpoop
Thweeny
Woody 1

URL References:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo
www.katawa-shoujo.com