||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 24, 2011 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 24, 2011 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:08 PM, dragging Principalpoop by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" Principalpoop: Gobble Gobble Principalpoop: the dog wants out, hold that thought ||||||||| Catherwood ushers c inside, makes a note of the time (9:13 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. c: poopster c: paging, private poop Principalpoop: back Principalpoop: hello c for canadian ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:27 PM", then leaves hurriedly. llanwydd: Happy Thanksgiving Principalpoop: same to you Principalpoop: c was here while i was not here but gone now, him not me Principalpoop: did you listen to the oz show with all 4? c: great stuff llanwydd: if he is gone why is his initial still here? c: happy turkeys, not so happy armenians llanwydd: I wasn't able to listen. I would have liked to Principalpoop: where he was here but not here and now he is here here, so here here c: in america, wirth arm Mean ians Principalpoop: it is in mp3, lots of free software to play those files c: you can any time, llan. its on the site llanwydd: I hope my system is compatible Principalpoop: i swear it is, it must be Principalpoop: you ever hear music at sites on the net? llanwydd: well, if princ swears, then it must be Principalpoop: i am just hoping so for you Principalpoop: how are you guys doing? llanwydd: I have done, princ, but it is more and more difficult Principalpoop: this is my first thanksgiving in years without turkey c: pretty good poop c: hpoe y';all are well llanwydd: well, I'm doing great. was santa claus good to you? Principalpoop: pretty good is good llanwydd: wait that was 11 months ago Principalpoop: santa? you mean the great pumpkin c: prety is always good llanwydd: what did you have instead of turkey? c: pizza Principalpoop: ham llanwydd: hilarious Principalpoop: i did make some stuffing though, that was a bad idea hehe llanwydd: I wonder if domino's has turkey pizza on thanksgiving Principalpoop: did you have turkeylurkey? c: the limbio: mushrooms, blue vein cheese, carmalized onions, garlic, tomates, olives Principalpoop: blue cheese is too much too much llanwydd: not one of the three of us had turkey c: with a greek salda with balsamic dressing. exquisite. great meal with friends Principalpoop: why what did you have llan? Principalpoop: yum, sounds good c c: it worked, poop. it is to sip, not to gorge llanwydd: mostly vegetables c: hope you lads are well fed as well llanwydd: I don't do cholestrol anymore c: there are infinite things to enjoy Principalpoop: i used my old ham recipe from college days, yellow mustard and brown sugar glaze, Principalpoop: nothing fancy, just plain good eating, might last until christmas lol c: sounds great llanwydd: I have never cooked a whole ham. never liked it enough to bother Principalpoop: thanks. i take your share of cholesterol things... llanwydd: but I ate big today Principalpoop: good for sandwiches, with eggs in morning, soups, mac and cheese, potatoes, all kinds of things c: i have found memories of pineappled hams with my parents on various holidays llanwydd: afk f bicarb c: i could never imagine ham without pineaple until i went to switzerland Principalpoop: i ate whole nutmeg cloves after reading some 1960s underground newspaper, i still hate that taste c: ever smoked clove cigs? very big in indonesia Principalpoop: i would have put some pineapples if I had remembered to get some c: spices have their alure Principalpoop: i had a friend who did in high school, too sweet c: pleasently intense'if you're yuoused to normal tobacco c: i smoked a variety of tasty cigs and the clovers certainly competed Principalpoop: i tried everything in high school, basil, thyme, rosemary lol llanwydd: what was your experience with nutmeg, princ? Principalpoop: i did not trip at all, just learned to hate even the slightest taste of nutmeg in things c: sounds like a firesing ilne i shoudd remember Principalpoop: but I did the same thing with kalua Principalpoop: drank a bottle one morning while delivering newspapers, still do not want to drink it again c: fly nutmet airplane, get you there on time c: i really need better lamp, can barely see llanwydd: that's a funny story princ Principalpoop: strange but true, believe it or don't llanwydd: I hope you weren't collecting that day Principalpoop: buy a stronger bulb c: get new eyes Principalpoop: i was helping a friend deliver, he stole the bottle from his parents to bribe me c: kalua exists to be mixed, eh? Principalpoop: tequila always made me sick, but did not make me stay away from it hehe c: fumiyo drinks it with her friends coffee and such Principalpoop: yes c llanwydd: I had an experience with a bottle of kaluha you might say Principalpoop: a liquor for mixing, not to drink from the bottle c: i havwe a bottle of a south african fruit liquer in the cubbord. one bottle lasts a month. i have an occasional taste. it is enough llanwydd: a friend of mine asked me to go into a liquor store with him. I didn't have anything to buy. he just wanted me to stand near the checkout counter llanwydd: when we came out I found out why I was there llanwydd: still makes me mad to think about it c: we brought back a couple of botgtle of flower liquer from portugal. never tasted anything finer, but for ther name c: forget c: that is something you'd remember, llan llanwydd: anyway, I didn't drink any of his kaluha. I don't know if I have ever had any in my life Principalpoop: i never like liquors too much, schnopps was fun Principalpoop: it is used in white russians, black russians, coffee flavor liquor c: ever had a swiss chocolate cherry liquer? c: first liq i ever had. in hgh school Principalpoop: no, i put back cherry chocolate hallmark candies if I bite one by mistake c: i havent enjoyed choc of any kind since 73 Principalpoop: it is one of the major food groups for me llanwydd: got mail. brb Principalpoop: i bought tootsie rolls for halloween, that was stupid in the middle of dental work llanwydd: nothing impotent Principalpoop: reminded me I used to chew on tar also hehe llanwydd: has anyone been here tonight besides us? Principalpoop: might have been the nigerian with your share of the money llan, you never know... Principalpoop: nope, Principalpoop: thanksgivings can be quiet or get busy llanwydd: we have had busy thanksgivings c: only linus waiiing for the great pumpkin Principalpoop: why don't you try that radio oz program llan, I can help you maybe to get it going llanwydd: in fact I believe phil austin stopped in one thanksgiving Principalpoop: i think you are right c: yuou can find out easily enough llanwydd: well, I'm heading out for now. I'll probably check back later. c: maybe he will appear tonight, like a scrooge dream as country ditty ||||||||| llanwydd is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 9:57 PM. c: by llan Principalpoop: it offers to play in popup, so you should be ok Principalpoop: oops, he indeed headed out Principalpoop: listen to all 4 talk, i almost expected one to say, why did you get sick downtown if dr is uptown lol ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Principalpoop: the sunshine boys, 45 years together, wow :D c: i don t understand, but the echo is pleasant Principalpoop: you don't know the movie the sunshine boys with george burns and walter mathow? Principalpoop: not the feud part, but the knowing each other so well and shared history c: never saw the play Principalpoop: it was a movie too, you can rent it hehe c: too bad after first firesign show in a year, that no one has shown up from the shows c: or anywhere else Principalpoop: richard benjamin too hehe Principalpoop: probably in the facebook pages, or on twitter, if anywhere Principalpoop: i don't have access to those c: a vast amount of my life has already been spent watching shit Principalpoop: yes, but this is good shit mrs feedlemyer Principalpoop: something like that c: i still enjoy reading over watching or listenng Principalpoop: i like george burns voice and not melody, but speech rthym c: i am amazed people who are not literatre could even get firesign, for all their post literate attempts c: my daugher loved burns for the same reason, poop Principalpoop: same with the 4 guys, they each have their own ways c: mrs pressed key Principalpoop: i did not get to see or hear much of gracie, but she was magic too c: no one to tell us about the shows. i guess thanks giving takes precidents Principalpoop: sleeping after the trytophan or whatever? Principalpoop: our corporations have gone insane, now they open the stores at midnight tonight for sales Principalpoop: maybe all are resting up to go out and be good consumers tonight c: the last time i had turkey was in a sandwich fed to my daugfhter and i on a flight from la to vacnvouer in 93 Principalpoop: turkey is ok, no need to shy from it hehe c: no, a cousin serverd me turkey cuz she was on an all turkey diet when i visited her in my home town in 99 c: unpleasent experineces. c: easy to remmbmerr Principalpoop: so my kaluha is your turkey hehe c: yes, saw tha on news. stores open at midnight c: sell sell cell Principalpoop: a 40 inch flat screen for 200 usd, first come first served... c: a 50 inch for 500 tomottow only. thats realy cheap Principalpoop: yeppers, if they are sold out, you buy the next best buy lol c: at this rate, tvs will be free in a few years Principalpoop: they should be, for all the ads on it Principalpoop: i cannot watch regular tv, have not in years now Principalpoop: they even sneak them in the internet versions too now Principalpoop: but i can turn of the sound and play spider solitaire until the ad is over Principalpoop: did I tell you about the ceramic non-stick with nanotubes? it is fantastic Principalpoop: i had to replace my old teflon type thing, and gosh this thing is super non-stick c: no you didnt Principalpoop: well now I have hehe Principalpoop: i need to tell fong too, he cooks c: not meth i hope. too much breaking bad Principalpoop: those show are too cruel for me, the office and some of the others Principalpoop: probably love them when younger, now they wear me out Principalpoop: we are different wavelengths tonight, do you say toe-may-toe or toe-mah-toe? lol c: ausitn said that at some point here. tv shows too cruel to watch c: only sitcom i watch is the simpsons c: i can see coming here some thursday and finding nobody here Principalpoop: why? Principalpoop: people come back after years, i have seen c: there are now only two of us. is there a smaller number? Principalpoop: lives get busy where thursday nights are not open anymore, no big deal c: true poop, i aint complaining c: many many folks have come and gone Principalpoop: too crowded and I get lost anyway c: literally and otherwise Principalpoop: they come they go, smile cox lol c: i have orieted my live around chat for so long, it's hard to do thing i need to do in many cases Principalpoop: i wouldn't go that far, but i see what you are saying c: a visitng friend just told me i should be working and i agree Principalpoop: you have missed some nights, had guests or traveled or something Principalpoop: get a job you lazy bum? c: atropy, the trophism that is not your friend Principalpoop: lazy people deserve to die, as I told tween Principalpoop: this place is like cheers, everybody needs a place where they know you and accept you ||||||||| Catherwood escorts H Stones inside, makes a note of the time (10:40 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. c: laziness can be considered a necessary state, a conservation before exertion Principalpoop: look, we even accept people like stones here? hehe H Stones: MiLord Poop c: and speaking of ejaculations, its stones Principalpoop: good evening governor H Stones: I am somewhat irresistable of course c: to some more than others, i'm sure Principalpoop: emmiently c: how are things in uk? unfucked? H Stones: totally fucked seems to sum it up most succinctly Principalpoop: i saw james murdoch resigned, hahahahahaha H Stones: and continuing to deteriorate Principalpoop: lying little twit, go back down under ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 10:43 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Principalpoop: and the fong too, see c? Dexter Fong: Hello Dear Friends Principalpoop: c almost gave up, i told him to calm down H Stones: somuch for the double dip recession, the first one is still going down so who knows what the second part might have in store for us Principalpoop: happy gobble gobble Principalpoop: i had to replace my teflon like non-stick pan fong, and want to recommend the ceramic nanotubes, super super and green Dexter Fong: It's a gobble gobble ga ga Holiday H Stones: i had to buy another computer, the mother board Principalpoop: ouch stones, working ok now? Dexter Fong: It's a poor workman who curses his tools, Stones Principalpoop: oh Nick you're such a tool.... Dexter Fong: My fucking modem hasn't worked in three days, all of a sudden it's working again, the son of a bitch Principalpoop: smart modem, lt like us Dexter Fong: Only functions part of the time? Principalpoop: nix the pron sites but ok for firesign guys hehe H Stones: all the devices started failing linear fashion then i decided the novelty had worn off so i bought a huge machine with 3.5 TBytes Principalpoop: lordy lordy lordy Principalpoop: i have pc ency Principalpoop: envy even Dexter Fong: You still here Cat? Principalpoop: some visiting friend of his told him to stop wasting time in this chat... grrrrrr Dexter Fong: How dare he do that H Stones: it depends on how you define the word "Friend" Principalpoop: I know, but I remained polite c: i was away negotianing cats c: the more dominant jazz eats all the food before his more timid blues brother Principalpoop: i thought you had taken his advice and gone to work, grrrrr H Stones: Well i hope you have all had a splendid Turkey day Dexter Fong: Thanks Hem c: veg pizza for me and friends c: what did you eat, stones? c: not much protein in stones Principalpoop: i had ham, llan had vegetable, I hope fong had some turkey Dexter Fong: I did, sir, and cornbread/sausage stuffing c: doesnt fong sound like sometihg being implated? Principalpoop: bravo and yum H Stones: soup, cheese, garlic bread, applie pie and sultana sponge cake, other than that i virtually starved to death c: hey dex. i thought you had od'd on turkedy c: or at leatrf cypress Principalpoop: yowzah stones Dexter Fong: Cat: Nope c: we had a reallly good salad. its snowing here, i shouldnt be eatiing salad H Stones: i found another little hack to get hold of some free tunes H Stones: g2p H Stones: type that, then type whatever it is you may be seeking Dexter Fong: where does the music come from? H Stones: anywhere they dont have razor wire surrounding it c: wow.,there are now 4 of us. not so lnog ago it was just me and , uh, dr uh,, Principalpoop: still here cat? I thought you were going to work.... Dexter Fong: Doctor Technical? H Stones: yes, maybe so Principalpoop: it was him and me fong, i don't blame him for being underwhelmed ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Principalpoop: so everything is up and going again stones? help honey do it too Principalpoop: get a new modem fong Dexter Fong: Yeah, I guess Principalpoop: i had to replace a power supply a couple of weeks ago, only 42 usd, much cheaper than I recall Principalpoop: could g2p be blocked stones? i am not finding anything c: poop, that is more conceptual. but defnitietly a goal c: onthe ohter hand, icant see the keyboard Principalpoop: you do need a new lamp then Dexter Fong: Yeahm turn out the dark Principalpoop: get out there and buy stuff to save the economy, go tonight with the stores open hehe c: we have a house full of other peoples' furniture, but not big lamps, alas H Stones: we dont go in for whelming hereabouts Principalpoop: where do you read then? c: small lamps near where i sit Principalpoop: the brits invented whelms I thought Dexter Fong: In the bathroom. Doesn't everybody? H Stones: anyway, much to do tomorrow so i am off for now c: i should poistion it better to allow me to see hre, but H Stones: regards from Honey who is still not fully well Dexter Fong: Be well, Stones Principalpoop: good luck, mister terabytes c: i wasa in your bathroom, dex Principalpoop: be well stones and H and all of theirs Dexter Fong: See? c: if not, i would have exploded c: all our love to honey ||||||||| Catherwood enters with llanwydd close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 11:08 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom. Principalpoop: fong has as bathroom? wow llanwydd: hello again Principalpoop: wb llan Dexter Fong: Hey llan Principalpoop: say goodnight to stones llan, quick c: yws, its both bath and rooml i was surprised Dexter Fong: And two lights Principalpoop: i like light ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| H Stones - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: poor stones Principalpoop: better than oldmonia llanwydd: so how was your thanksgiving, dex? Dexter Fong: Fine llan, went to friends house so no cooking and cleanup llanwydd: cool Principalpoop: but no leftovers, sigh llanwydd: I've got a lizard in my bedroom that looks like the geico gecko c: good food, dex? Dexter Fong: Wrong poop, went home with shopping bag of stuff c: we had pizza llanwydd: I'm not going to throw him out like I do other critters. he's got the run of the house Principalpoop: should have known fong would cheat hehe Dexter Fong: Okay food Cat, pretty traditional...no surprises llanwydd: that's very funny, having pizza on thanksgiving Principalpoop: thanksgiving is october 10 in canada c: its not thanksgivig in canada llanwydd: oh, of course llanwydd: don't mind me c: ours is 2nd monday in october Dexter Fong: llan: Canadian Thanksgiving was last month llanwydd: at least you have the good taste not to celebrate christopher columbus that day Dexter Fong: You eat pizza on Columbus Day Principalpoop: columbo, like the detective hehe Principalpoop: we need an amerigo vespucci day, we are named after him, come on now llanwydd: yeah cristoforo columbo c: colums are us llanwydd: just another day the mail wouldn't come Principalpoop: we could have been the united states of vespucci hehe llanwydd: and we'd all be speaking italian Principalpoop: si Principalpoop: perhaps apache or navaho or something hehe c: noody speaks italian Dexter Fong: Who's noody? Principalpoop: tom noody, judys brother? Dexter Fong: I've got my shorts on c: it is excreted, like pasta llanwydd: you mean nudi garibaldi Principalpoop: shorts and socks, and glasses c: me?> type? seriously? Principalpoop: garish wheeler? c: poop an di were here when only poop and i were hre c: still cnat' f'n see c: harm comes before hsrmonious, alas Dexter Fong: Cat: Get one of those miner's hat with the light in it Principalpoop: oh he was trying to say egg noodles c: fumiyo has one c: takes dog out at night Dexter Fong: Who wears it? c: lol c: dog much biger than fumyo Dexter Fong: One size fits all Principalpoop: i don't think we should discuss miners here llanwydd: this is totally confusing. I can't get the last 10 lines in context Dexter Fong: I can dig that c: digging is good llanwydd: who wears egg noodles. who wears them out at night. which dog fits all>? Principalpoop: too big a bite llan, eat smaller pieces Dexter Fong: Start with a terror bite llanwydd: how about a trilobyte Principalpoop: i went to my high school prom with a terra Dexter Fong: How bout a trilominute llanwydd: I grew up in a social environment that forbid social dancing, so I couldn't have gone to my high school prom llanwydd: I'm not joking. that's the truth Dexter Fong: llan: Muslim? llanwydd: no, baptist Dexter Fong: Freaking hard core baptist Principalpoop: flashdance, or is that another movie? c: wow llanwydd: you have probably not heard of that kind of baptist. we couldn't go to movies either or use playing cards Dexter Fong: Isn't flashdance an iphone app Principalpoop: just cut hands off and such? llanwydd: and everybody in the whole sect was teetotal c: i try and avoid things that kill me Principalpoop: you made it out alive, congrats Principalpoop: go do some heroin now, push the limits all the way Dexter Fong: Yeah, and then go to a dance movie and play cards llanwydd: I've never done heroin. I'm not planning to Principalpoop: ok ok, dance then hehe Principalpoop: how about a game of go fish? Dexter Fong: Minnows wild? Principalpoop: menonites wild Dexter Fong: lol llanwydd: so, princ, where do I go to listen to that FST performance? you may have told me but I forgot Principalpoop: coming from there to firesign, blows my mind llanwydd: from where to fst Principalpoop:http://www.radiofreeoz.com/ llanwydd: thanks Dexter Fong: Wild menonite territory Principalpoop: a strict baptist sect Principalpoop: faster than the speed of light, it has a popup player llanwydd: we never actually called it a sect. I was just being a bit flippant Principalpoop: i did not know what word to use either, so i used the one you used hehe Dexter Fong: llan: Let's just call a playing card the devil's paste borads, it *was* a sect Principalpoop: any rules about the older guys getting first dibs on the younger girls? wink wink llanwydd: were there ever Dexter Fong: You mean.........the "Elders"? llanwydd: can we put all that a few decades behind us? Principalpoop: ahh, my kind of commune-ity Dexter Fong: llan: As in "Get thee behind me Satan? Principalpoop: the religious folks at oneida did that too, Principalpoop: they were lucky enough to stumble on a huge load of silver Dexter Fong: Shakers? llanwydd: having an argument with your co-pilot? Principalpoop: homegrown religion llanwydd: so did tween and elayne show up tonight? Principalpoop: there have been sects that forbid sex, they do not last long hehe Dexter Fong: Well folks, it's getting late. See you next week, and on time too, modem willing llanwydd: Nite Dex Principalpoop: good luck fong Principalpoop: no one else llan Principalpoop: just yanking your chain llan, don't worry Principalpoop: we will burn in hell for teasing you lol llanwydd: wonder what stones did today. they don't celebrate thanksgiving over there do they? Principalpoop: they don't but it sounded like he had a feast meal, good for him llanwydd: cool Principalpoop: most northern countries have some sort of harvest feast Principalpoop: that is this time of year, maybe a little earlier llanwydd: like oktoberfest Principalpoop: yes Principalpoop: exactly llanwydd: in the northern part of NY state they have octoberfest in september Principalpoop: lake placid? watertown? Principalpoop: buffalo llanwydd: those places. adirondack mts. Principalpoop: i hitchedhiked through there once Principalpoop: wow, that is years ago Principalpoop: beautiful place llanwydd: yes it is llanwydd: I don't know if I've ever been in watertown though llanwydd: well, I'm heading out again. see you next week Principalpoop: on the main road from buffalo to lake placid ||||||||| At 11:46 PM, llanwydd vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Principalpoop: good luck, see you too Principalpoop: i got a ride with a woman who was a bus driver in buffalo Principalpoop: took me to her parents home in watertown, her mom had one blue eye and one green eye c: sorry folkd i am oug' Principalpoop: oki cat, fong is gone anyway Principalpoop: have a super week, get a lamp :D Principalpoop: ciaoo ||||||||| Principalpoop rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Principalpoop?! It's 11:48 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| c - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
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