Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
06/30/2011

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 30, 2011 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bunnyboy close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom.
Bunnyboy: Stickin' muh toe in, 1 hour early.
Bunnyboy wanders behind a rock...
||||||||| Bunnyboy is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 8:02 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 30, 2011 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:00 PM, then departs.
cease: departs?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Fong into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:01 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
cease: dex
cease: oh i see. catherwood departs. good riddance
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside cease and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
cease: i thought i was going to be departed
cease: how are things in nyc?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 9:08 PM.
cease: and speaking of new yorkers.....
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd plummets into the garden at 9:09 PM.
llanwydd: how's everybody?
cease: and former new yorkers
Elayne: Hello from my smartphone on the homeward-bound bus!
cease: chatting and bussing at the same time. what an age we live in
Elayne: Just got out of work at 8:30
llanwydd: oh, I'll be going back in a few months.
cease: long day, eh?
Elayne: Bussing? I can't wait tables for nothin'!
llanwydd: 21 hours long for me
Elayne: Yes Cat, but i get OT which we need considering Rob's work
cease: indeed, el
cease: i was at the downtown library last week (the one i took you and steve to) and saw a graphic novel by robin
Elayne: Bus is currently going through Harlem, as all the major arteries are clogged. Guess they ate too much hamburger on the highway.
cease: sir appropo. didnt check it out as i had enough books to carry and no car but will drive downtown next week and get it
Elayne: Cool, Cat! That's all Rob's art!
cease: large graphic novel section in the library now. that's where i found Fun Home
cease: yes el, i look forward to savouring it.
Elayne: We sent a copy to a couple who are going through a hard time, cancer and such, and from their thank-you letter it really made their day
cease: saw a great surrealist show at the art gallery, then had a fine piece of chicken at a new tapas place
||||||||| Principalpoop waltzes in at 9:15 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: good to hear el. hi poop
Principalpoop: I am obsidious today
Elayne: It's great to be able to make someone happy like that
Principalpoop: chatting and bussing and kissing a cousin
llanwydd: is that why your door knocker fell off?
cease: better than pumice
Elayne: Hey PrinPoop!
cease: but i'd rather be pummelled with pumice than obsidian any day
Principalpoop: http://www.secretlifeofmachines.info/ a link for you E
Elayne: Cousin kissing was last Sunday
Principalpoop: oops knocker, I thought it said knicker
cease: did anyone check out the firesign site this week? seems to be a lot of action on the firesign front
Elayne: Thanks Prin, will open it when I get home
Principalpoop: an early how things work show, pretty cool
cease: can't knock her up if she keeps her knickers on
Principalpoop: obsidian knickers, kinky
Elayne: Wow, Harlem River looks lovely at night
cease: austin and ossman both seem to have books coming out and the lads may do some shows this fall
cease: proc/berg both doing that thing in la next week
llanwydd: on the west coast, of course
Principalpoop: dat ole harlem riva just keeps on rollen on
llanwydd: wish they'd come back east
cease: of course, llan. as austin said when i overheard him at the show last jan, they have to make enough money on the west coast in order to go east
Principalpoop: they never come to the boonies
Elayne: Naturally. They never come up into the hills
cease: he was talking to rhode island joe, who i think has joined us on chat
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bunnyboy inside, makes a note of the time (9:21 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny boy
llanwydd: well, I'll be back in new york in a few months. they can stop off at town hall again
llanwydd: hi bunnyboy
Bunnyboy: Yo!
cease: i guess ossman's youngest son willl be going to u in new york state
Elayne: Hey Bunnyboy!
cease: hi bun
llanwydd: which u?
cease: how far is annondale from nyc?
cease: Bard College
Bunnyboy: I, too, am phoneward bound. Waitin' fer a bus.
Elayne: Just passed Fort Tryon. Waved to the Cloisters
Principalpoop: going to college, lucky dog
llanwydd: is that the kid that was on Immortality?
cease: is that the School steely dan referred to in their classic tune My Old School?
llanwydd: how time flys
cease: it has a couple of lines about anondale in it
cease: my fave: california tumbles into the sea. that'll be the day i go back to annondale
Principalpoop: a city outside dc, annandale
cease: no it's in upstate new york somewhere
llanwydd: there's an annandale, nj as well
Bunnyboy: Eyes on the road...
Elayne: i have Citizen Steely Dan on my iPod
Principalpoop: are you with me doctor wu?
cease: i think the whole name is annondale on hudson. the lads played there in 1970, talk about it on Hour Hour
cease: a writer i really like teaches there, Ian Baruma. Maybe Preston will have him as a prof
Principalpoop: bard college, founded by shakesphere?
||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: globners, OMG
llanwydd: BARUMA!!! I panicked
Principalpoop: you spelled it wrong, karumba
Elayne: will this bus NEVER get out of Manhattan…
Elayne: ah, finally over the bridge and into the Bronx!
Principalpoop: let me talk to the person next to you for a minute E
llanwydd: busses get out of manhattan pretty quickly in my experience
llanwydd: especially through the lincoln tunnel
||||||||| Outside, the 9:27 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Dexter Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Principalpoop: wb fong
llanwydd: which is very near the port authority bus terminal. a horrible place
Elayne: Nobody next to me, Dex, I have the 2 seater to m'self
cease: joseph heller wrote a lousy novel largely set in that building
Principalpoop: all the busses I used were crowded all the time, cool E
Dexter Fong: This late message from the Vatican, Domine, Domine, Domine...you're all my facebook friends now
Elayne: When I'm 64 currently on iPod, reminds me to mention I'm seeing MacCartney in concert in 2 weeks
cease: of course, after Catch 22, it was all downhill.
cease: i'll be 64 in 4 years, inshalla
Principalpoop: cool
Principalpoop: E is full of cool today, cool
Elayne: You can imagine how this pleases me, given "Pen-Elayne" and all
cease: i hope he plays good tunes, el
cease: i hope his voice stilll works
Principalpoop: last I saw him was when silly love songs came out, whenever that was
Elayne: You can imagine how this pleases me, given "Pen-Elayne" and all
cease: i'm debating whether or not to see santana when he comes to vancouver at the end of august
Elayne: I hope ao too. Cat
llanwydd: silly love songs - 1976
llanwydd: the bicentennial. remember that?
cease: supertramp was in town recently, another brit band i'm fond of, but couldnt get it together to go downtown to see them
Principalpoop: i was sitting next to and above the stage, could have hit him with a wiffle ball
Principalpoop: ouch, old, ouch
cease: but they havent a good song in 30 years or so. santana keeps churning them out
Elayne: And you'd have been quickly arrested
llanwydd: yeah, I've noticed santana doesn't follow trends
Principalpoop: he did an acoustic set, oh my
cease: fucking with Beatles is NOT a good idea
Elayne: C-Moon now playing
Principalpoop: just an idea of how close I was, I had left my wiffle ball and bat at home
Elayne: See, my iPod is sentient. it knows
Bunnyboy: Full service now. On the bus.
llanwydd: when I went to see Yes in Orlando back in March I got very near the stage and the roadies before the show and I was close enough to steve howe's famous gibson to reach out and touch it
cease: i was a few feet from george harrison in a restaurant in la once. i left him alone. it was interesting to overhear his conversation though
Principalpoop: i watched crossroads 2010, clapton guitar concert, wow
Elayne: Time to text Robin to meet me @ bus terminus. I'll try to log in again in 10 mins or so
Principalpoop: cool llan
Principalpoop: ok E
llanwydd: not that I would have. he is very protective of that guitar. he has played it in nearly every show he has done since 1964
cease: ok el
Dexter Fong: cu lter e
llanwydd: the most famous people I have ever met were phil austin and phil proctor
Bunnyboy: iPod on shuffle. Just finished "Energy" by Collective Soul, followed by bit part number from EVIL DEAD: THE MUSICAL.
Dexter Fong: You gotta get out more llan =)
cease: that both of them appeared in my plays is one of the greatest things that's ever happened to me
Principalpoop: what was the other thing I watched, oh a documentary about old rock stars
cease: which is better, rock stars get old and painful to listn to or die young?
Dexter Fong: for who?
cease: would we want to see a 70 year old jim morrison on stage?
llanwydd: I'd like to appear in one of your plays someday, cat
Bunnyboy: "Corruption" by Iggy Pop.
Principalpoop: http://ipb.quicksilverscreen.im/index.php?/topic/298857-great-performances-eric-claptons-crossroads-guitar-festival-3-2011/
Dexter Fong: Cat: Not *all* of him, certainly
cease: yo will llan.
llanwydd: I never saw anything interesting about the doors or morrison
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:39 PM and BetweenHearAndTheir bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: i'm begining to think more about the play i was telling you about
BetweenHearAndTheir: Hello
Dexter Fong: Hey Tweeny
cease: hi tween
llanwydd: oh, the one with groucho?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Hemlock Stones', just granted probation at 9:39 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
BetweenHearAndTheir: LA Woman isn't bad, but generally I agree LL
cease: i want klok to be in it too. i have some audio of him somewhere
Principalpoop: forever young and don't look back about dylan
llanwydd: Oh, Tween. I didn't recognize you
Bunnyboy: Hiya, BHAT!
BetweenHearAndTheir: Stones!
cease: hey stones!
Principalpoop: I see a stones
llanwydd: Howdy, Stones! Haven't seen you in a while
Principalpoop: i thought I saw a stones
cease: groucho was to be in my sf earthquake play which i kind of abandoned. the one i want you to be in, most of the characters are neurons
Bunnyboy: lo Stones!
cease: when doc isn't so busy, we are talking about some acoustic ideas for it
llanwydd: neurons! sounds pretty serious
Bunnyboy: Sounds like a Dr. Whiplash symptom...
||||||||| Catherwood leads H Stones inside, makes a note of the time (9:42 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
cease: wizard of electronics that doc is
llanwydd: I'll be a synapse
cease: but with an attitude, llan
llanwydd: or a chemical reuptake inhibitor
Principalpoop: mister dopamine
Principalpoop: talk stones
H Stones: Greetings, sorry about absences but had problems getting logged into Firesign Chat and Honey is surrounded by fires
cease: one of the little jokes in rocky and bullwinkle is bull as a teacher instructing student rocky to look at blackboard, on which is written, bullwinke is a dope. i might use that: bullwinkle is a dopamine
Principalpoop: poor honey, and we're glad you made it
cease: bummers, stones
Bunnyboy: Hemmie is moot.
H Stones: if it isnt one thing, its usually several more
cease: i hadnt realized merl got his name from that show
||||||||| Around 9:44 PM, H Stones walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:45 PM, dragging H Stones by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Principalpoop: electric monkey
Bunnyboy: cat: Not THAT lesson. THIS lesson!
Dexter Fong: Oh! *do* sit down Homes, and quit showing off
H Stones: am trying to get hold of Honey now but she is a slippery customer
Principalpoop: quite
cease: eggs akley, bun
cease: ive now seen half the discs. will watch #10 next week
Principalpoop: hehe stones hehe
Bunnyboy: cat: Still slugging through moose and squirrel?
cease: no, not that lesion, This lesion. thanks for the line, bun
cease: i got my local dvd rental store to buy the set. i rent one a week or so
Principalpoop: Whats my line?
Dexter Fong: The one I just sneezed on
llanwydd: not that lesson! lol. childhood memories are coming back
cease: ask bennet cerf. he knows everything
Principalpoop: a 2nd childhood, or working on your 4th or 5th?
H Stones: is that like heartburn, llan ?
llanwydd: I watched a what's my line episode on youtube just today. what a coincidence
Principalpoop: i used to drink a fifth on the fourth
Bunnyboy: I picked up a cheapy public domain disc that includes the first 6 arcs of HOPPITY HOOPER.
llanwydd: it was with george carlin. quite interesting
Principalpoop: i watched this is your life, with boris karloff, that was cool
Principalpoop: i see the dvds of boys down the hall is out
llanwydd: sounds interesting. I'll bet he got in a fight with bela lugosi
Dexter Fong: AH, Chicken Girl, a favorite of mine
Principalpoop: like SNL lots of misses but worth it for the hits...
H Stones: (scrapes more mud off wellies)
Bunnyboy: Almost home. May bbl. Cheers!
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
Principalpoop: ok hip hop bunny
cease: orson wellies?
H Stones: night bunny
Principalpoop: rain in jolly old england mate?
cease: by bun
llanwydd: I'm not saying I like to see fights but one on This is Your Life would be interesting
H Stones: Festival Fun at Glastonbury
Principalpoop: she is trying to kill me, it happened to tirebiter llan
llanwydd: "what's that old bastard doin here"
Bunnyboy: Bottles on the Tirebiter ep.
cease: is the uk having a general strike, stones?
Principalpoop: ahh wenches, horses, banners, fish and chips
||||||||| At 9:53 PM, Bunnyboy scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
H Stones: not yet Cease, just a practice run for later this Year
cease: i love the alan price song about the last one
cease: Jarow Boys
Principalpoop: tap exit at the bottom to leave the chat when you leave llan
cease: dont know spelling of town
H Stones: several countries in Europe are nearly as broke as the USA
llanwydd: what for?
H Stones: Jarrow is the place i think you mean
Principalpoop: that is the polite way to do it, that is all
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Elayne - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: thats the spelling. alan's home town.
cease: but el will return, i think
cease: do you know the song, stones?
Principalpoop: didn't they sing take a whiff on me?
cease: very anthemic, billy braggish
H Stones: The real stones is still here of course
Dexter Fong: Take a whiffle ball on me
Principalpoop: that song was banned by the bbc, is anything banned anymore?
cease: the jarrow song?
Principalpoop: love child was banned
H Stones: only things banned in this country now are free speech, public debate, truth and justice. everything else is cool mon ami
cease: i think billy bragg would feel insulted if he weren't banned
H Stones: they are busy nicking our pensions, extending our working lives, taking away our local planning laws and generally treating us like children or criminals
Principalpoop: we will buy you before europe does
cease: the revolution is just a t-shirt away
cease: when bankers rule the world, what to you expect, stones?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
H Stones: as the Fed are now facing oil etc being bought in Euros, it may soon be the other way round. I think American Independence could be a good idea
Principalpoop: he got it right, bravo catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Principalpoop and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Dexter Fong: Good timing Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!"
H Stones: if its not bankers ruling the world, its wankers,
Principalpoop: oh my corp.
H Stones: just going to make Tea (not War)
cease: stones, nice thing about being our age. we wont live long enough to see the bad shit that's coming
Principalpoop: nah, nanotechnology will find a solution for everything, nano-nano
cease: supposed to be No Fish At All by 2040, if not earlier
Dexter Fong: Sufficient unto its time is the bad shit therein
H Stones: Verily Fong, Verily
cease: only an old person would say that, dex
Dexter Fong: What??Speak up yah young pup
H Stones: We now have a time tax here, the longer you live, the less pension they give you
Principalpoop: right, just hurry them up a little bit, don't dawdle
cease: i thikn there's going to be a lot of that, stones
cease: arent the greeks doing that? probably several other countries
Principalpoop: inferior people should not be employed
cease: was tween every actually here?
H Stones: I wondered where the bad shit had gone, but thanks to the wonders of the Net and Fong we can now relax in dthe knowledge that it is therin
Principalpoop: sure he talked
Dexter Fong: Very briefly cat
H Stones: is it true that in the USA they are now turning the Muddled Classes into Soilient Green
Principalpoop: i am become a shit connoisseur, there is horseshit and bullshit and dangerous shit and plain shit
cease: apparently fukushima is far more fucked than we're being told about. Fumiyo afraid to go to Japan this year
Principalpoop: all shit, but some is ok and some is not
cease: radiation showing up in milk in massachusets
cease: too bad to dont have carlin anymore to be funny about shit
Principalpoop: they were warned not to put the pumps in the basement because of flooding and ignored it lol
H Stones: my nuke spies tell me the same, cease, Chernobyl only had one fucked reactor, Fuk U Shima has three of them happily bubbling away
H Stones: They even ran the Servers in the cellar
cease: yes stones. fumiyho is in touch with a large network of people here and they're all scared shitless
Principalpoop: our navy knows nuclear and stayed 30 miles away instead of the legal 10, and moved farther soon
cease: exactly poop. that whole area may be toxic for as long as there are humans
H Stones: well dont worry, at this rate humans wont be around much longer
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Jeeze...maybe I should get that reverse mortgage
Principalpoop: that is the ticket fong hehe
H Stones: twas interesting to note that the Environment Agency increased the number of bequerels which are safe for humans to chew
Dexter Fong: What's a bequerels?
H Stones: excuse variable spelling but bequerels are the dosage levels of nuclear contamination over time
Dexter Fong: kinda like roentgens?
Principalpoop: rad man
H Stones: or as it says in Wiki..... 2The becquerel (symbol Bq) (pronounced: 'be-kə-rel) is the SI-derived unit of radioactivity. One Bq is defined as the activity of a quantity of radioactive material in which one nucleus decays per second. The Bq unit is therefore equivalent to s−1. The becquerel is named for Henri Becquerel, who shared a Nobel Prize with Pierre and Marie Curie for their work in discovering radioactivity.
||||||||| Nancy steps in at 10:14 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: oh nancy
H Stones: i can provide you with glowing testimonials
Dexter Fong: Audrey Farber>
Nancy: Oh it seems like I arrived at the perfect moment
H Stones: is that Susan Underhill?
Principalpoop: Betty Joe Bilowoski?
Nancy: hush hush now all of the above!!
Principalpoop: your timing is exquisite, as you are
cease: the moment is always perfect
BetweenHearAndTheir: There she was lying spread eagle on the floor...
cease: or, not
Dexter Fong: It's little rosie form the Multiple identity Association
H Stones: i better beat off that eagle
BetweenHearAndTheir: Catherwood, please beat the eagle off
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to BetweenHearAndTheir and asks "Would you like something?"
Principalpoop: sick sick, beating off an eagle, wrong chat
cease: sounds like a july 4th tradition
BetweenHearAndTheir: especially when it's an endangerd feces
Dexter Fong: Poop: Someone's got to artificiallly inseminate those eagles so they don't go extinct
H Stones: it can be fun beating off and eagle but you have to be careful as they can get peckish
Principalpoop: take a beak on me
BetweenHearAndTheir: "What's all this I hear about 'endangered feces'?"
H Stones: its one of their many Talons
Dexter Fong: Stones: Have you tried the Ravens at the Tower?
Principalpoop: rod stewart sang with them
H Stones: they all flew off ages ago Fong but we dont tell anyone in case it reduces American tourism
Principalpoop: so nancy, what are you wearing? wink wink
BetweenHearAndTheir: a flimsey bernoose, I'll bet
Nancy: Catherwood could I please have a nice comfortable screw? Make sure there is enough grenadine in it please
||||||||| Catherwood gives sure there is enough grenadine in it.
Dexter Fong: Nino is still unfunctioning
Principalpoop: how is the new princess doing, catherine? caroline, penelope? what is her name?
cease: the dressing rooms are gray
Nancy: thank you
Principalpoop: sloooooe Gin Fizzzzzzz
H Stones: Princess Kath is over in Canadia using one of their Credit Cards
cease: thaknfully not mine
cease: is she a princess already? i thought she was a duck ass
Principalpoop: yes, canada is still one of your colonies
cease: have you been with us before, nancy?
cease: i'd love to colonize canada
Nancy: she is a duchess
Dexter Fong: afkfr
BetweenHearAndTheir: no comment about what the US 'colonies' have sunken to
H Stones: Nancy changed her name for Tax purposes
cease: this country needs a colonoscopy
Nancy: oh yes oh yes i have but I have this gangster on my tail so I am trying to give him the slip by dashing in here with an alter ego
Principalpoop: i remember that poem about the duchess, no it was limerick, something like that
cease: tha'ts another tale
BetweenHearAndTheir: It's gonna get interestin' cease :/
Principalpoop: i gotta gangsta on my tail, ladidah
cease: when is it not?
Principalpoop: give me your slip and hand him your nightie
BetweenHearAndTheir: but I am happy to have learned tha CN is the 2nd largest supplier of fossil fuels to the USA
cease: probably not elayne under a new monniker
BetweenHearAndTheir: Have you heard Robin Williams' "The Grim Rapper"?
H Stones: if you Marry a Prince, you automatically get a state pension plan and become a princess, its no use just wearing a frock, Tween
BetweenHearAndTheir: You must. Excellent parody :-)
Principalpoop: no I have not
cease: is it on youtube, tween?
BetweenHearAndTheir: Yo must, dawg
Principalpoop: a blouse?
Principalpoop: i wish men could wear blouses
H Stones: you look very fetching Poop
BetweenHearAndTheir: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m_-dWBECdA
cease: i saw blue oyster cult sing Dont Fear the Reaper at a club in la once.
BetweenHearAndTheir: The Grim Rapper
H Stones: thats a long title
cease: i was with a group of japanese djs and we were chased out of the club for not tipping them enough
BetweenHearAndTheir: that was a long time ago, cease
H Stones: yes tween, he was still being paid in Dubloons
BetweenHearAndTheir me waves his walking cain in the air
cease: 73
Nancy wonders where all her blah blah blah is going?? I can not see it on my screen
Principalpoop: I thought the spanish song eres tu was kitty stew
H Stones: you may need to log in again Nancy, i had similar troubles
||||||||| Elayne enters at 10:29 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
Principalpoop: wb E
Elayne: Well, it's nice to be back at my keyboard!
Dexter Fong: Hey again Elayne
cease: home is where the keyboard is
H Stones: Hi Elayne
Elayne: Had a bit of dinner, a few sips of shandy, watched the footie on tape (Women's World Cup), and here I am
Nancy: well hectors pups!!!! dagnabbit!!! I have to manually refresh the room it seems firefox doesn't want me to say anything
Elayne: Hey Stones, Tween, Nancy!
Elayne: The others I said hi to before. :)
Nancy: Hello Elayne
Principalpoop: language nancy
BetweenHearAndTheir: You have to enable javascript here, Nancy
Elayne: So what should come on my iPod when I signed off but "Penny Lane" (or as I call it "Pen-Elayne"), only the version sung by Bowie!
cease: you programmed it, el?
BetweenHearAndTheir: preferrably sumatrian
H Stones: Nancy, are the fires under control yet ?
Dexter Fong: Well, there's a big clue
cease: ch ch changes
Principalpoop: the long version of lou reeds sweet Jane
H Stones: i like that one Poop
cease: aha. is nancy from perhaps, sherman oaks?
Principalpoop: Grant maples
H Stones: sorry Cease, the oaks went up in flames, last i heard
cease: grant high school
Nancy: oh no the fires rage on they have reached los alamos labs and well umm there is plenty of radioactive crap out there that can burn but no further news on that front. I just keep the o2 on and stay lethargic eyes still burning dog sneezing it is no fun lemme tellya
Dexter Fong: Sheridan Bouquet
Elayne: No Cat, my iPod is always on random.
BetweenHearAndTheir: You hormoned 'em, coach...
Elayne: PrinPoop, thanks again for that link, I just put it on my blog.
cease: but you inserted the tunes, eh?
H Stones: anything the Japs can do, the Yanks can do better
cease: i know nothing of ipods
Nancy: ahhhhhh shermans cloaks the nicest cloak store in the valley
Elayne: No Cat, I didn't touch it. I told you, my iPod is sentient, it just knows.
BetweenHearAndTheir: Listen to Boom Dot Bust on my latest TX Roadkill Show at - www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Principalpoop: stones, I gave E a link to the secret life of machines
cease: you mean like the 20 year japanese depression? the yanks will have a 40 year one?
Nancy: hey stones the yanks and japs cant do nothing now cos china is doin it all
BetweenHearAndTheir: anything the Yanks can do, the Japs can yank better
Elayne: Cat, I'm depressed just thinking about it.
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Have you considered a reversre mortgage?
Principalpoop: Nixon used to be president and we made it through, just hold on
cease: she's too young, dex
cease: you have to be 65 or something, right?
Elayne: Dex, what would I reverse mortgage? My car?
cease: that's what krassner and his wife did but he's your age
Dexter Fong: Cat: Now's the time to do it before the banks figure out we're all doomed
cease: or older
H Stones: our economy is now doing a handbrake turn
Nancy: I am so proud to be an american the war against drugs is still going after 40 years and 1 Trillion dollars
Dexter Fong: A handbrake job is the best
cease: did you hear his interview with maron?
cease: great stuff. maron's show is always excellent
Elayne: Nancy, the War on (Some) Drugs has an actual purpose. It's needed to fill the for-profit prisons.
H Stones: my marxist friends are all wearing, "I didnt tell you so" tee shirts
Principalpoop: that and the war on poverty, we need a war on wall street shame, it should work so well
cease: our rightwing govt just got a lot stronger so i expect draconian drugs laws and prison building
cease: plus tar sands expansion, so we fuck the planet, not just ourselves
Principalpoop: the indians, keeper of the lands, selling out, goodness
Nancy: oh yeah gotta think about that we need more prisoners to take up the space head em up move em out
H Stones: War on Poverty, Poop, does that herald the arrival of Suicide Debtors ?
Elayne: Suicide Debtors would be a great name for a band.
cease: indeed, el
Principalpoop: but all you do is treat me bad, break my heart and leave me sad
Nancy: WAR ON DRUGS 40 YEARS $ 1 TRILLION DOLLARS money.cnn.com/video/news/2011/06/16/n_war_on_drugs_40_years.cnnmoney/ [cnn.com]
H Stones: Stones, grants fully copyright and rights to Elayne for the Suicide Debtors
Dexter Fong: If you promise the government you're gonna end your life in like 5 years, would they increase your pension knowing that it has an expiration date
Principalpoop: God hates debt
H Stones: Luxury Poop, Luxury
cease: lenny was so naive. he said all the lawyers smoked dope back in the early 60s so it owuld be decriminalized
cease: i died before nixon came to power
Nancy: nah dex i already tried that
cease: he died, i'm still very much alive.
Elayne: Cat, at least three Presidents have smoked dope so far, hasn't helped.
Principalpoop: and several were dopes
cease: exactly, el. that was lenny's problem. opiates too
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 10:42 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
H Stones: they need to inhale it
llanwydd: good evening
Nancy died when Reagan came to power
Principalpoop: wb llan
Dexter Fong: lol Honey
cease: i'm pretty sure jfk would have had some drugs, hard to say which
Elayne: Evenin' Llan!
Principalpoop: are you that nancy? oh my
cease: nancy, you and i lived in cal under reagon. it was an eclipse
Nancy: oh yeah for his back pain opiates i am sure
H Stones: cease, JFK was a rather sick man and he needed lots of stuff to keep going
Nancy: it was hell aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
cease: no i mean grass or mushrooms or something only he could indulge in.
cease: he was a hedonist more than he was president
H Stones: with W Bush, the whole country should have got free meds for acute and chronic pains in the arse
cease: the precursors of ecstasy perhaps. i always found it interesting that him and aldoes huxley died the same day
Nancy: I fled to the wilderness of the new mexican mountains and lived off the grid...but nothing could save us from Reagan...sigh
Principalpoop: i think it is the dawning of the age of aquarious, when the moon is in the 7th house
cease: all dose huxley
llanwydd: haven't seen you in here before, Nancy. Is this your first time?
H Stones: access all areas Huxley
Nancy: yeah and jupiter aligns with mars poop
Principalpoop: harmony and understanding, and the minds to liberation
H Stones: and all hands to the pumps
Elayne: Mars poop? Is that what the rovers had been shedding?
cease: that was the first song i heard the first time i smoked grass. hated it before, even more stoned
Nancy: oh no llanwydd not no nope nuh uh I been here before
Elayne: What was the last song you heard the last time you smoked grass, Cat?
Principalpoop: you prefered their song, working on a groovy thing?
cease: llan, she's ....one of us
Nancy: deja vu
cease: that's really hard to remember, el
H Stones: I heard that Sly and the Family were stoned
Elayne: Yeah, that short-term memory plays havoc when you smoke, I guess.
cease: with the volcano? probably steely dan. i listen to them most
Nancy can remember uhh it was The Stones 'under my thumb' El a friend sent me a link to it today
H Stones: i have always been very snobbish about musical tastes and Steely Dan were on my list of bands to give up smoking too
cease: ive told this story here before. i was living in ottawa, going to Carleton University, broadcasting a radio show and had written a film scrip where-in grass is smoked which the student arts council was decidsing whether to fund.
Dexter Fong: Hemlock is do a single?
Principalpoop: what a drag it is getting old....
Elayne: For me it was "Rawhide," which Robin just queued up on his iTunes because I was asking about one note in it.
cease: they asked me if i'd ever smoked and i said no, so i lsot the grant. decided i better
Elayne: Goodness, Cat, I don't think I'd ever heard that story!
cease: the people i got stoned with wanted to listen to that Hair soundtrack which i've always found toxic
Nancy: ya poop i was listening to 'out of time' that seemed to apply too
Dexter Fong: "Rebellious student receives grant to smoke marijuana"
Elayne: If you're going for a hippie soundtrack from that era, Godspell beats Hair hands-down.
cease: i webnt back to my room and listened to quicksilver and steve miller on good headphones. aha. this grass stuff is cool
H Stones: could start a whole new genre of giving up dope type songs, provisionally entitled, Song for Sucking Straights
cease: been on its side ever since
Elayne: Sucking Straights is a good name for a band.
H Stones: lets start with CSNY doing "Almost Grew My Hair"
Nancy: the early days of the stones they were pretty bluesy & greasy. I liked them back then
cease: yes a fave of mine from those days, stones
Elayne: LOL, Stones!
BetweenHearAndTheir: I could make my walk a lot more silly if I culd get a government grant
Dexter Fong: They can open for SUICIDE Debtors
H Stones: dont encourage me Elayne, it will all end in tears
BetweenHearAndTheir: lol Stones
Elayne: I was just going to type that, Dex. :)
BetweenHearAndTheir: Stills?
cease: that was 2nd album though. i really loved the first. saw maybe their first gig at greek theatre with joni, right before woodstock
H Stones: sounds like a good festival is on the horizon
Principalpoop: nobody gonna take my car, gonna race it to the ground
cease: they sucked, but the music is great
BetweenHearAndTheir: How dare you make fun of bald people
Nancy: yeah yeah quicksilver msngr svc oh yeah good stuff to smoke out to
BetweenHearAndTheir: I saw Manassas twice live. They did not suck
BetweenHearAndTheir: One of the best live beands I've ever witnessed
cease: stefve miller's sailor, which starts with that fog horn! one of the best things to listen to in that initial condition
llanwydd: how is it I have never heard of manassas
Nancy: hahaha highway star always a good roadtrip tune poop
BetweenHearAndTheir: and the band was good as well
Elayne: I just asked Robin to play something on his iTuns by Quicksilver Messenger Service.
Elayne: He has Happy Trails.
cease: yes you are a steven stills fan, tween. i have loved many of his tunes
Dexter Fong: llan: You goota get out more =))
BetweenHearAndTheir: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manassas_%28band%29
cease: a couple monthes after that initial grass exposure, i am in irvine california visitng friends.
BetweenHearAndTheir: Yes, I like Mr. Stills
Dexter Fong: speaking of STILLS< How's about The James Gang
cease: i thik the drug was called dmt. about a 30 minutes high. i took it and listened to Who Do YouLove, the 2nd quicksiklver album, on headset.
cease: one of the highlights of my life
H Stones: Now that i found Jesus, I dont smoke dope no more.... (dont smoke it no less neither)
BetweenHearAndTheir: country rock in general
Principalpoop: the changing, of sunlight, to moonlight, reflections of my life...
cease: i lvoed the james gang. listen to Barnstorm all the time, dex.
H Stones: they dont write em like that anymore
BetweenHearAndTheir: born in Dallas, went to LA
Nancy: ya cease looking at the stars from the hottub oh wow man lookit the stars man oooh groovy man fer sure
BetweenHearAndTheir: lol Stones
H Stones: All for the best in the best of all possible worlds
BetweenHearAndTheir: mmmmmm Barnstorm
Dexter Fong: When walsh joined Eagles, I kinda wondered but he stayed the same stoner he always was
BetweenHearAndTheir: Joe Vitale of Barnstorm was playing drums for CSN in Austin
cease: all my other joe walsh albums are on open reels, which are disintegrating
H Stones: we'll all be burned alive, like sausages with eyes
cease: Pangloss, have you stoppped glossing yet?
Nancy: achmed???
BetweenHearAndTheir: Stephen wowed Austin, which is a rather difficult thing for a guitar player to do
Elayne: Oh wow, it's near 11. I'd best to get to sleep so I can get back to work in a few hours. :) :)
Elayne: Next week, all!
Principalpoop: night E
Elayne: Have a great 3or4 day weekend!
cease: by el
cease: just put barnstorm on
Dexter Fong: I'd prefer to be lightly sauteed in a reduction of kum quats, Serrano peppers, smoked spanish paprika and white wine
H Stones: Panfloss ? theres a good album title designed to enrage the pseudo intellectuals
llanwydd: I'm going too. see you next week
Principalpoop: night llan
Elayne: Panfloss is a good name for a band. :)
||||||||| 10:59 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: Night Elayne
H Stones: lol elayne
BetweenHearAndTheir: Meadows is my favorite :-)
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Principalpoop: yum fong, I would eat you
cease: keep on flossing
H Stones: look out i am on fire tonight, i knew i should have stayed clear of NM
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Nancy: nah tween Austin was THE town back then the winters brothers the vaughn brothers Austin is a real music town has been for ages like 30-uhh 40 years
BetweenHearAndTheir: but be sure to pick your teeth with the zirconium tweezers
cease: las vegas means the meadows
H Stones: do you know Tween, my horse is only this big
BetweenHearAndTheir: A Stoned Pony?
Principalpoop: so in mexico, jane meadows is juantia vegas?
Nancy: gol durnit!!! I have to get this persona back from the rental place before midnight or something really horrible will happen
cease: linda ronstadt when philip k dick fell in love with her
Dexter Fong: And Linda Ronstadt
BetweenHearAndTheir: /me marches to the beat of a different jack poet
cease: wrote at least one story about her
cease: but died before he became famous enough to meet her
Nancy: yeah little linda from tucson
cease: where is merl when we need him?
H Stones: yes cease, i heard she was fond of Dick
BetweenHearAndTheir: Before the Eagles, Henley and Frey were sidemen to Linda
cease: at that film showing they're doing in july, proc/berg are supposed to show the jack poet ads. ones that arents on the dvd?
cease: including the curent governors, stones
H Stones: lol
BetweenHearAndTheir: Did you know she did an album of hispanic tunes? (her Dad was hispanic)
Dexter Fong: Si
H Stones: i would have been pretty furious too
Nancy: I knew her in Tucson back in the day she was cute and could sing perdy but what a stuck up biatch she was!!!
Principalpoop: what made him panic?
cease: yes
cease: i love her version of that warren zevon tune
BetweenHearAndTheir: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canciones_de_Mi_Padre
Nancy: her mom was hispanic her dad ran ronstadts hardware storey
Dexter Fong: Werewolves of London?
cease: well, fucking the governor would make you pretty stuck up too, nancy
Dexter Fong: Thomson the Headless tailgunner?
BetweenHearAndTheir: She and the Eagles and Jackson helped out Warren quite a bit
cease: the song with yokohama in it
cease: forget title
cease: indeed,
Principalpoop: depends on the governor
BetweenHearAndTheir: Whatever, Nancy
Nancy: si si she did that album alright
cease: there was a lot of thatr happening in la. just saw tv show about it, called Troubadour
cease: poor poor pitiful me
cease: thatrs it
Nancy: oh fer sure tween totally
cease: also did a good job of a little feat tune. ON a little feat album, right?
cease: hoi hoi?
Dexter Fong: Nancy: Didn't lindo caver the Honey sanchez sone, "No soy Radioactiva"?
BetweenHearAndTheir: Hit the country charts with "You're No Good"
cease: i have music on so many different media its hard to go and get a tune i want to hear more often than not
BetweenHearAndTheir: good one, cease
Dexter Fong: Hit the RAce charts with "You to Damn Good"
Principalpoop: did she do a cover of ringos back off boogaloo?
BetweenHearAndTheir: I think the live Waiting For Columbus may be LF at its best
H Stones: i have converted virtually all my music to mp3s now cease, so useful
cease: i have more albums than i know of and cant find easily
Nancy: hahaha dex that song has been covered by almost everyone haha
Dexter Fong: And so low rez =))
cease: yes tones, i should do the same thing
BetweenHearAndTheir: You too? then fawl siezher
Nancy: well it has always gotten glowing reviews
H Stones: my disk and tapes were all dissolving, it was on the only thing that made sense
BetweenHearAndTheir: I see the light!
Dexter Fong: I think the latest cover was by The Bequerels
Principalpoop: cold hearted orb that rules the night
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: I wish I may, I wish um...I wish....uh...
Nancy: hehe you may be right about that hehehe thats about the time i showed up in here
BetweenHearAndTheir: I want Phil Austin to sing C'Mon Jesus in Austin
H Stones: yes Dex but they were no good after Millie Sieverts left the line up
Principalpoop: i want to take you higher, boom shockalocka boom boom
BetweenHearAndTheir: what would be fun would be if Kris would show up in the middle of the song :-)
Dexter Fong: She didn't exactly leave the line up, she was arrested
Nancy: are ya gettin moody now poop?
H Stones: i heard she hit the boron and lost her fizz
Principalpoop: ike and tina, moody was before
cease: Tween, if you can find the $$$ to bring him and Oona and the dogs there, it could happen
Nancy: ya but remember i am refreshing manually
cease: he has a book to promote now
Principalpoop: right right bloody well right
H Stones: i never heard it called that before, Nancy
Dexter Fong: How refreshing, (hhhmmm, ah)
cease: he doesnt fly, as you know
cease: lol
Nancy: hoo yoo callin a supertramp
H Stones: Manuel Refreshers, theres another one for you Elayne
cease: the climb of the century
Principalpoop: people moving out, people moving in, why? because of the color of their skin
Principalpoop: rap on brother rap on
Nancy: no that does not sound like a band that sounds like some sort of moist towellette for a hot bum
Dexter Fong: What's goin' on?
cease: so if our skin changes colour, we move?
Principalpoop: hey hey
cease: i really hope to spend the rest of my life here in north van
Principalpoop: the beat goes on
Dexter Fong: Cat: Of course...you never heard of Red Shift?
Nancy: hey would canada let me in?? and let me live there/??
H Stones: brb
cease: lol dex
cease: we have a big house, nancy
cease: govt not such a big heart though
Principalpoop: hurry nancy, the new right wing government is trying to impose new immigrant laws
cease: they're more into other kind of Big Houses
Nancy: i am seriously considering fleeing the country its either canada or mexico before it gets too had to leave at all
Dexter Fong: Chicken and egg thing..Did we shift thereby changing our color, or did our dolour change thereby causing us to shift
cease: its been in power for 7 years already, not exactly new, but now a majority
Principalpoop: and the band played on
Nancy: i know poop
cease: we'll do what we can for you nancy
Principalpoop: great oogieboogie can't you hear talking to yah, ball of confusion
Principalpoop: ahh lou rawls, you'll never find , another love like mine
Dexter Fong: This is Waltor, this *is* waltor, Can't hear you tlaking toYah
Nancy: that is cool to know cease....b.c. is nice and so is this little island off the coast of there
Principalpoop: how long does it take to learn to speak canadian cat?
cease: end your sentences with eh, and you're on your way
H Stones: eh ?
BetweenHearAndTheir: I've offered to send Austin a list of venues, which is all I can do for now
Nancy: not long if one remembers oooooow is ooooooh like abooooot
cease: canada is so full of immigrants, pronunciation has to be fluid
cease: thats what allowed me to make a good living here as an english teacher
Nancy: ahhh i see
Dexter Fong: ahh Nan see
Nancy: well i speak spanish maybe i can go south and teach english to the latinos
Principalpoop: if the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 11:22 PM, dragging Merlyn by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Nancy: heck they need someone to teach it to them that are living here
Dexter Fong: A COLD UNCARING LOVE
Principalpoop: hi M
cease: merl
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Nancy: nice led zep lyric poop
Principalpoop: tears of love lost in the days gone by
Nancy: howdee Merl
Merlyn: hey, science fiction convention here so I'm late
Principalpoop: cool, give me some author names
Dexter Fong: Tears shed at The dark end of the Street
cease: ok merl, i see on the site there is tons of fs news
Principalpoop: miles from nowhere, I guess i'll take my time
Merlyn: yep, but because of our new hosts' limits, it takes a week to tell everyone on the mailinglist
Dexter Fong: how much is that doggie in the window?
Principalpoop: which one? the pitbull or shitshing?
Dexter Fong: The one in between they just finished eting
Principalpoop: if you want it, here it is, come and get it
Dexter Fong: Well gangsters, I gotta park and prolly away next week, see you in two
Principalpoop: hail rita fong
Merlyn: cya DF
Principalpoop: happy 4th
||||||||| Dexter Fong is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:28 PM.
H Stones: that Pitbull keeps Shitsing on my lawn
cease: merl how is publicity for their new projects?
cease: the site says new books and such but their old work hasn't exaclty been stunningly promoted
Principalpoop: makes the grass green, i won't charge you for the organic fertilizer
Merlyn: I have no idea cat
||||||||| Honey Sanchez steals in around 11:29 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: hi honey
H Stones: Yo there, Honey
cease: honey have you met nancy?
Honey Sanchez: I just sneaked in to get m y alter ego outta here i gotta get it back to the rental place
Principalpoop: dog wants out, i will jump too, love
||||||||| Principalpoop scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Principalpoop?! It's 11:30 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
BetweenHearAndTheir: Mizz Honey!
Honey Sanchez: oh yeah i know here sheesh she is a real pain fer sure totally
Honey Sanchez: I gotta say goobye and aurevoir till next time ya'll
cease: by poop
cease: as the toilet said
Honey Sanchez: nighters, dear friends take care
||||||||| Around 11:32 PM, Honey Sanchez walks off into the sunset...
cease: by honey. stay wet
Merlyn: bye honey
cease: you here, merl?
cease: all this news on the site
cease: but i found out when serendiptiously looked at it this aft
H Stones: Hi Merl, didnt see you arrive whilst i was making tea
cease: so i gather you dont have the capacity to tell firesgin fans anything yet
Merlyn: I don't think anything's solid yet cat
cease: ok, then why is it on the site?
Merlyn: why is what on the site?
cease: the annoucnements of upcoming books by austin, ossman
H Stones: ok my friends, i better mosey on back to my pit till next time
H Stones: thanks for the fun and stay well
cease: cuz the publsihghin company is named so it soudns llike a done deal
cease: by stones
Merlyn: those are coming, I thought you were referring to the hints of live shows
cease: keep on resisting
H Stones: nighty night all
cease: no. but the site refers to them as possibilities
Merlyn: what are you talking about cat?
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nancy - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: can you acfess the news page of the site right now, merl?
Merlyn: It's right here cat: https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00394.html
Merlyn: The only tentative book is Beaver Teeth
cease: yes i have it on another window
cease: no it sounds like beaver teeth is next, aftrer hhis short fiction book
cease: but this stuff is already online. why would anhone want to buy it?
Merlyn: If it comes, yes. So what are you talking about "possibilities"?
cease: the seattle shows
cease: i'm close enough to drive down for one
Merlyn: what about them?
cease: a little porridge bird.
cease: if you show up, i'll try and not dress up
Merlyn: ok cat
||||||||| Bunnyboy bounds in at 11:50 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: Did somebody say Seattle?
cease: the bun reebounds
cease: yep, bun. read the site
cease: or not
Bunnyboy: Well, the bus station was open, so...
Bunnyboy: Been there, done that. Old news.
Merlyn: hey BB
Bunnyboy: Ben Ohmart, the guy who runs Bear Manor Media, is a hero.
Merlyn: but we're all old too
cease: merl thinks the firesign may do a show or to in your general vicitnity
cease: it's hard for me to remember being young
Bunnyboy: I've read a bunch of their books on the great, departed voice actors.
cease: hey i think there is a train from vancouver to seattle. i should take that
Bunnyboy: That's what Mr. President said too, re: Seattle and Portland shows.
Merlyn: if you take it cat, how will the people travel?
Bunnyboy: Take It From Cat, starring Phil Yamamoto.
cease: on their own too feat
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H Stones - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bunnyboy: One down, Four to go.
Bunnyboy mops his sweaty brow.
cease: hey bun
cease: do you know if there is an amtrack from van to seattle? i heard they cut it
Bunnyboy: Anyhoo, I gotta go check out a wedding registry. Good friends' daughter, all grown up.
Bunnyboy: Yes, sir?
cease: up is better than down
Bunnyboy: Come to think of it, I think I heard that Amtrak news myself. Lemme check...
cease: ive bussed to seatlle a number of times but trains are more fun
BetweenHearAndTheir: Hmmmmm, is the wedding party registered with an the American Drone registry?
cease: lol tween
BetweenHearAndTheir: You_might_ be a redneck...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
cease: because i've been out in the sun too long?
cease: i just heard marc maron's podcast about having the same skin cancer i had.
cease: try and avoid that
Bunnyboy: www.amtrak.com
Bunnyboy: Daily train trips, from Vancouver B.C. all the way down to Eugene OR.
Bunnyboy: New schedule posted, and everything. It's under the Routes tab.
Bunnyboy: Hard to imagine MInot under water. The one time I was through there, the Amtrak fuel lines froze up.
Bunnyboy: 40 below zero.
cease: thanks bun. does not look like i have good options.
Bunnyboy: OK, now I gotta. See yez!
||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes off, saying "12:04 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cease: but if they do a show in seatlle, i'll be there and hope to meet you
cease: oh. that's right. i'm starving. better go. bye
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:05 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs cease by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Merlyn: I'm going to take off too
||||||||| "Hey Merlyn!" ... Merlyn turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:06 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
BetweenHearAndTheir: http://www.acl-live.com/venue
BetweenHearAndTheir: Good Night, and Good Luck
||||||||| At 12:12 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, BetweenHearAndTheir!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
BetweenHearAndTheir
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Honey Sanchez
H Stones
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nancy
Principalpoop

URL References:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canciones_de_Mi_Padre
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manassas_%28band%29
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00394.html
http://ipb.quicksilverscreen.im/index.php?/topic/298857-great-performances-eric-claptons-crossroads-guitar-festival-3-2011/
http://www.acl-live.com/venue
www.amtrak.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.secretlifeofmachines.info/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m_-dWBECdA