Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
06/24/2010

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 24, 2010 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Fireflungflop bounds in at 6:37 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Fireflungflop:

My fellow Redskins!

Speaking for the Great White Father in Washington
and all the American People,

let me say we respect you savages
for your Native Ability
to instantly Adapt and Survive

in whatever Godforsaken wilderness
we move you to.

Out there.

Sign here!
Fireflungflop:

No reason to complain.

It’s not so bad out there.

We still have our People
and our Ceremonies
and the Sun,
Moon
and Stars,
and the Sand

and the Black Stuff Coming Out Of The Ground . . .
Fireflungflop:

Hey man!

Don’t let him bring you down, now.

There’s a lot of young people in this country,
just like myself,
who really know where the Indian’s at.

And don’t worry.

Soon we’re all gonna be out here on the Reservation,
livin’ like Indians,
’n’ dressin’ like Indians
and doing all the simple, Beautiful Things
that you Indians do.

Hey -- got any peyote?
Fireflungflop:

Let’s just keep to the Life Plan.

Remember what The Great Spirit said:

“Follow the Peaceful Way.”

The True White Brother is bound to come.
||||||||| "6:38 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Fireflungflop, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
||||||||| 7:30 AM: Varius Albuminus Aquilan jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Varius Albuminus Aquilan: The Government put a chip in my ass, and I’m not going to take it lying down!
General Wye Twokie
If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are probably hallucinating.
General Kurtis Goathardt
Varius Albuminus Aquilan: Kick off the summer, Catherwood, and swing for the fences.
||||||||| Catherwood kicks off the summer and swing for the fences.
||||||||| Varius Albuminus Aquilan runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Varius Albuminus Aquilan?! It's 7:32 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "7:41 PM and late as usual, it's ah,clem, just back from New Jersey."
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| Around 7:42 PM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Outside, the 8:16 PM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving nobody coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
nobody: nobody is really chatting . . ?
||||||||| nobody departs at 8:17 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:55 PM, dragging ah,clem by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
||||||||| ah,clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah,clem exits at 8:55 PM.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:57 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Fong, just back from New York."
||||||||| "8:57 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Dexter Fong, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:57 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 8:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Merlyn: away from keyboard a while...
Dexter Fong: Gosh! It looks like Firebroiled has been hi-jacked off
||||||||| Outside, the 8:59 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
cease: hi dex
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'doctec', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
cease: merl
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:00 PM, dragging Player by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Dexter Fong: How yah doing?
Dexter Fong: Cat
Dexter Fong: Hello Playh
Player: Good eeeevening.......
cease: hello player
cease: how's the play?
doctec: gruelling work week
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 24, 2010 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Player: The play is the thing
cease: wow, it's doc
Dexter Fong: Hi Doc and a personal hello to tweeny
doctec: on cell phone tonight
cease: i wonder what clem has for us tonight
Dexter Fong: Doc! Doc! Cn you hear me?!!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bambi in through the front door at 9:02 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: you are chatting on your phone? sounds firesonian
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends :-)
cease: dont take off your shoes, doc
cease: hi deer
doctec: stepping out & back in, need to tweak settings
cease: i'm gonna have to get a cell phone for ny trip
Bambi: I have been known to chat here on the ipod touch
||||||||| At 9:03 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, doctec!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: What is Clem taling about
Bambi: but typing easier in a webpage on the laptop lol
cease: maybe the last adult in the first world to get one
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ah,clem into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:03 PM, then departs.
cease: i know homeless people who have cell phones
Bambi: hopefully he will be back
Dexter Fong: Hm
Player: Any way you can boost the level, JL?
ah,clem: hi all
cease: ooo, bozos
Bambi: hello dear clem
ah,clem: it is supposed to be low in this part
||||||||| 9:04 PM: doctecazoid jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Player: Ah, so desu
Bambi: hey doc
cease: i heard on rfo today that they're going to go with premium content
doctecazoid: there we go
Dexter Fong: The Doctor makes a curtain call
Bambi: so who is our Player tonight?
Player: A subscription service, cease?
doctecazoid: howdy
cease: and invite listeners to send in stuff
cease: hmm, i wonder if that means ME
Dexter Fong: Pull the curtain Fred
cease: i htink they'll be charging for certain content, not the show itself
Player: Just playing in the middle of the road, as usual
Bambi: how's everyone doing this HOT evening?
Player: And warm it is
cease: just got my yearly haircut today so i'm cool as a cucuumber this eve
Player: lol cease
doctecazoid: trying an experiment, if i drop off i'll be right back
Player: As long as it isn't a sea cucumber in the Gulf
cease: do cell phones have gps?
Bambi: still 89F here
cease: indeed, player
Dexter Fong: Just iced down my swollen _______'s so pretty good
doctecazoid: it worked
ah,clem: some do cat
cease: its probably around 20 here
Bambi: was 101F today with heat index several above that
cease: sounds like something that i would find useful as i wander around manhattan
Bambi: many have gps but not all cat
cease: Fumiyo says I should buy one in August so I'll know how to use it by september
Bambi: mine does, but they charge monthly for the service above and beyond all the other charges
Dexter Fong: Cat" Manhattan easy to get around in
Bambi: smart move to buy it a month ahead
cease: with taxis, sure, dex
Dexter Fong: Avenues run north south, streets east weat
Player me thinks cease is quite an august personages
ah,clem: good to see ya Doc, and all
doctecazoid: smartphones have google maps, pseudo-gps
cease: so you figure i dont need gps, dex?
cease: i wont have you to guide me around all the time
Dexter Fong: You to Clem and all
Dexter Fong: No cat
||||||||| H.Stones steals in around 9:09 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Player: How can you be in two places at once, when your gps says you're nowhere at all?
Dexter Fong: Stones, you dear lad!!
ah,clem: good evening Mr. Stones
Bambi: depnds on the smart phone ... iphone has real gps if I remember correctly
cease: hi stones
Player: Hail and well met, Stones
H.Stones: Greetings one and all
Bambi: hey Stones .. how's life on the other side of the pond?
Bambi: now I know who Player is ;-)
H.Stones: we are all broke just like on your side of the pond
Player: Heard the new government is going to be taking some rather draconian economic measures
Bambi: heard that stones
Dexter Fong: Bambi" Is not Playah Tweeny?
cease: there is a new iphone coming out but it seems like overkill to me
Bambi: sure sounds like it to me Dex
H.Stones: yes, purchase tax is up, pensions are down, benefits cut, town hall departments, police, hospitals etc will all be cut bacak
doctecazoid: the newer the phone model, the more bells & whistles
Dexter Fong: The new Eye phone is not for me, but it may be for "U"
cease: yes i heard about your govt's new budget, stones
H.Stones: in that case its a U phone
cease: i want a phone with a camera in it but they all do now, i think
cease: beats having to take a camera to restaurants, rather initmidating
H.Stones: was checking out an I Pad, looks like a flimsy piece of junk that will stop working if it ever gets dropped
ah,clem: some do it better than others
Bambi: and our budget is non-existent ...
cease: these are just pix for a blog so low-rez just fine
H.Stones: sounds like our new government in fact
doctecazoid: be sure to check out 'what its like to own an apple product' on theoatmeal.com
cease: i'll do that, doc
Bambi: they gave it all to the bankers (in hopes they would help those who were paying for the 'aid') but they only paid themselves and hid the rest away
cease: a friend raved about his iphone and all its aps but i cant think of anything i'd need more than a camera
Player: "Sell those demons!!"
Player: The dog is _not_ for sale...
cease: people in japan use their phones instead of computers
Bambi: and then they gave more of our money to automaker that is still going down despite the 'aid' and workers still lost 40% of their pensions
ah,clem: but a good camera, you can always sample down, but not up
Player: That's the way it's going, cease
Player: Desktops are going the way pf victrolas (no pun intended)
Player: of
doctecazoid: i'm on a t-mobile mytouch 3g phone and it's remarkably versatile.
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:16 PM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
H.Stones: i hate tiny little screens and keyboards its like trying to play a toy piano
cease: you need a phone all the time, doc. i need one for a week in nyc
llanwydd: howdy
cease: not the same genre
Bambi: I don't use half the features on my phone because I will not pay for internet on it, and gps, and, and, and...it's expensive enough already
doctecazoid: in many ways it's like a pocket computer
H.Stones: i pride myself on going out for a walk without my phone
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
Bambi: hey llan
cease: yes stones, i've used my wife's cell, it seems to be for fingers of liliputians
H.Stones: its so peaceful
Player: Well, Bill Payne made his solo album "Cielo Norte" with an old Mac SE-30 and defunct Opcode MIDI software
H.Stones: i have CTS and cannot even feel the keys
Bambi: (mine is one of the few that don't require a data pkg)
Player: It ain't the technology, it's the talent ;)
cease: that's my point, bambi.
cease: bill payne of lil feat fame?
H.Stones: and my eyesigh is screwed as it is withou having to squint to read stuff i dont want to read in the first place
doctecazoid: i don't live by my phone like some do, but it sure comes in handy
Player: Didn't know you had a Caddy, Stones
Player: Yeah cease
Player: Great album
cease: yes eyesight is a serious problem with me. have to get new glasses soonest
Bambi: I know how to use the features, just don't
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:18 PM, dragging Elayne by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Elayne: Evenin' all! Nice full house this evening!
Player: Hey E
cease: hey el
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Bambi: hey Elayne
llanwydd: I know what you mean about phones, hs. I didn't own one till I was at least 31 or 32 because I didn't want to get called in to work
doctecazoid: hi e
cease: i was just planning my cell phone purchase for upcoming nyc trip,el
llanwydd: one of my own, anyway. I usually had access to one if I needed it
H.Stones: i managed for forty years without a cell phone so i pride myself on not being dependent on one now. if i have something important on the go then a cell is handy but i do like to turn it off and just use it in emergencies
llanwydd: I've still never owned a cell phone
Player: New glasses for Asia? Isn't that what would have happened if the Nazis had taken over Europe?
Elayne: Sounds good, Cat.
Player me makes a very bad joke
Elayne: Never having owned a cell phone isn't particularly a point of pride, is it? I mean, when did that happen?
Dexter Fong: I have a cell phone but I *never* turn it on
H.Stones: better to have celled and lost rather than never having celled at atll
doctecazoid: phone calls account for 10-15% of my cell phone usage
cease: i so rarely have any need for one in vancouver
Dexter Fong: IIIIamd I never have cell you lite
H.Stones: What turns you on Dexter ?
Player: We don't need to know about your personal life, Dex
H.Stones: yes we do
cease: fumiyo is always telling her friends to call her on the landline instead of the cell, much cheaper
Player: Beat me to it, Stones lol
llanwydd: lol, dex
Merlyn: I still haven't gotten a cellphone
doctecazoid: mostly i use it as a streaming feed player and mp3 player
H.Stones: come on tell me Dexter, i am sure no one is listening
Merlyn: might get an iphone someday
cease: i see bergman is calling, literally, for listener content on his rfo show
Player: Would be good to have for emergencies, but otherwise not interested
llanwydd: yo, player. you new here or just a new name?
cease: you merl?
cease: this blue skye thing
Bambi: use mine for calls and texting
Dexter Fong: Stones: Rainy walks on sunlit beaches,
cease: are you part of that, merl and doc?
Merlyn: I just use email
Bambi: the ipod touch does the rest lol
ah,clem: that's just a tweeny
Player: Why don't we do it in the road, LL?
doctecazoid: merl: i can see you becoming an app developer
Merlyn: haven't heard about it cat, I'll come up with stuff
H.Stones: you sure have weird weather up there Dexter
Merlyn: nobody was here on Tuesday for the radio hour
llanwydd: that's quite over my head, player
Bambi: thanks again to everyone who helped with that wonderful Christmas gift!
||||||||| "Hey Player!" ... Player turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:24 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bambi: and other gifts as well
cease: our dog icy had surgery yesterday
Dexter Fong: Stones: It's wird up there sure, but down here it's mellow
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mister Roadkill close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:25 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom.
cease: have to keep the agressive cat Jazz from bothering him
doctecazoid: i should send peter some audio things
H.Stones: incidentally, Honey has now relocated to Taos
Bambi: hey Tween
Mister Roadkill: otherwise known as www.kurtericson.com
ah,clem: that too, is a Tweeny
llanwydd: aha
doctecazoid: wow - taos!
Elayne: What was wrong with Icy, Cat?
Mister Roadkill: Good to hear, Stones
cease: they still dont know, but at least it isnt cancer.
Mister Roadkill: I hear great things about Taos
cease: sounds quite hideous though. bone fragments all over his knee
Bambi: is that better than where she was Stones?
cease: too many to extract
Mister Roadkill: Michael Martin Murphy lives there, last time I heard
H.Stones: Yes i am very releaved for her, the place she lived in which i called Stamp Toilet was gonna kill her
llanwydd: I've never killed a road but I've wanted to
Bambi: glad to hear that cat
cease: at least he can still walk, though still seriously drugged
cease: good news, stones
Mister Roadkill: What a name for a town lol
doctecazoid: sorry to hear that news, cat
H.Stones: it wasnt its real name, just one i thought seemed apt
Bambi: That's great Stones :-) Honey needed a break
cease: we had thought it was arthiritic, but several rounds of xrays and other things indicate something far worse
doctecazoid: (sorry to hear of illness, glad its not cancer)
||||||||| Mister Roadkill rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mister Roadkill?! It's 9:28 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
H.Stones: with a a bit of luck she may be online and in the room tonight if wifi continues to function
cease: he plays hard, and suffers the consequences
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DoubleYellowStripedTween plummets into the garden at 9:28 PM.
cease: great news, stones
Bambi: wb Tweem
Bambi: Tween even
cease: you change names more often than i change clothes, tween
cease: i guess the lads are doing the shakespeare thing seriously in ashland this week
DoubleYellowStripedTween: The empresarrio has no clothes
H.Stones: is that frequent name changes or poor hygiene cease ?
Bambi: glad I don't have screen reader going
cease: hygiene is fine, stones
H.Stones: How is Lord Clem, Bambi ?
doctecazoid: or just multiple personalities?
ah,clem: this was labled as not insane, but obviously anthanyge you want to,
llanwydd: I had a friend a Rogue's College in Ashland
Dexter Fong: My son saw FST in Eugene OR said they were really good
H.Stones: ah there he is
cease: yes doc, el, dex, we should record something for rfo when we meet in sept
ah,clem: sorry for the mix up
llanwydd: that's a real name, by the way
cease: your friend is a rogue?
llanwydd: now he's a teacher at Villanova
cease: great to hear, dex
Dexter Fong: Clem< A large portion of Not Insane is
Dexter Fong: Anythinge"
Elayne: Well, wouldn't we have to have a script, Cat?
doctecazoid: your friend's last name is college?
cease: maybe yes, maybe no, el
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Script!!!??? What are you ....a wuss
ah,clem: ok, perhaps, will look into it
cease: i want to see exaclty what bergman means with his invitation before i start writing anything
doctecazoid: e: or maybe we just wing it, and fix it in post
llanwydd: no, his last name is ashland but he goes to rogue at villanova college
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Saw them do this at GWU's Lisner Auditorium in DC in '73
cease: it would have to be something an rfo audience would want to hear
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Needless to say, the air was think ;)
ah,clem: just did not remember it having so much anythang in it
DoubleYellowStripedTween: er, thick
cease: obviously firesign refs are a priority
doctecazoid: or at the very least, something tjat bergman would want to play
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Neigh neigh! I am your father...
llanwydd: I'm still willing to drive 300 miles to help you with that recording in september if you like
DoubleYellowStripedTween: lol
ah,clem: ok, it is the right tape, nevermind
cease: Bambi could be Mean Bambi
llanwydd: it sounds like a very worthwhile endeavor
ah,clem: don't be mean to Bambi
cease: hopefully those are the same thing, doc
Dexter Fong: or Mean Two Baaambi
Bambi: lol
cease: yes,you'll be aorund too llan, we should definitely do something with your vocal talent
DoubleYellowStripedTween: The doppelganger Bambi?
Elayne: I can read well. :)
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Honey in through the front door at 9:34 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: llan should sing the star spangled banner
Elayne: Evenin' Honey!
doctecazoid: lisner - of castor oil flakes fame?
llanwydd: jerry can fall well
H.Stones: Greetings Hon
cease: it has to be something funny
Bambi: hey Honey
Bambi: hola!
Honey: Hello Hello Hello !!!!
llanwydd: Hi Honey
cease: hey honey!
Dexter Fong: Olla 'oney!!
ah,clem: hey Honey!
cease: hola, and oo la la
Dexter Fong: and "what's a-cominga going-a
H.Stones: is the wifi working Honey or are you War Driving ?
llanwydd: while the wifi's away...
doctecazoid: nuts 'n' honey
llanwydd: or at least working
Honey: well wifi is working right here at home at my computer desk
Bambi: hear you have better digs now Honey...that is awesome!
Bambi: hope you are well
Dexter Fong: Roger ten by twelve, Honey what are you co-ordinates?
cease: home. what a fine word
Honey: indeed Bambi thanks!!!
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Was there a transporter malfunction, Captain Jim?
Honey: hmmm gotta see what nino sez
ah,clem: not that I am aware of, Tween
llanwydd: nino has me at least 700 miles from home this evening
H.Stones: Still in Albaturkey it says
Honey: nino is hosed hah albuquerque indeed!!! I am in Taos
llanwydd: Albaturkey! LOL
doctecazoid: nino, pinto, santo mario
Bambi: well I am in nj tonight ...always nice to see where I am visiting on thursdays
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Ain't fun what's happening in Turkey :(
H.Stones: nino is trying to avoid ID theft by losing all our IDs
cease: at least you're not in Old Jersey
cease: it would be rather smelly
llanwydd: haven't heard about turkey, tween. what's the story?
DoubleYellowStripedTween: The crossroads between Islam and Christianity doesn't deserve that
Honey: he he Bambi visiting with no carbon footprint
llanwydd: I don't watch the news. I try to catch it on the internet
H.Stones: only if it was a sweater, cease
Bambi: lol yeah
DoubleYellowStripedTween: A bombing
cease: istambul was constantinople
llanwydd: I never thought of the religion crossover, tween. I guess that's true
cease: i forget the rest of the lyrics, until "blame it on the turks"
llanwydd: I didn't hear about the bombing
Honey tells catherwood to box nino's ears
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Honey and queries "Did you want me?"
cease: how are you feeling, honey?
Honey: meh nevermind Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Honey
H.Stones: Catherwood, fix Honey a long cool drink
||||||||| Catherwood gets honey a long cool drink.
Bambi: Catherwood please pour everyone their favorite lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone their favorite lovely beverage.
Dexter Fong: Wake up atherwood
llanwydd: I don't know that song. I know "Babalabaca! Babalabaca! They whisper it all over turkey".
llanwydd: that's an onomatopeaic pun
Dexter Fong: afkfr
llanwydd: that's the only turkish song I know
cease: this is an interesting idea. a national surrealist party convetion, 2010
Honey: sips her long island iced tea and mulls over the past few days
H.Stones: i have for many years been a Funny Namer
llanwydd: why between election years, cat?
Elayne: Sorry, fading again. Trying to do three windows at once. And I don't do windows. Especially on a Mac.
cease: pappoon for head babboon.
doctecazoid: even old new york was once new amsterdam
llanwydd: lol
cease: because we're getting together this year, llan
llanwydd: oh, yes
H.Stones: you cannot really do them on Windows7 either, Elayne
cease: pepole have conventions all the time
doctecazoid: why'd they change it i can't say...
llanwydd: and someday there will be an Old York
cease: we don't even have to be "conventional"
Honey: where is the gathering to be, cease?
cease: i'm coing to nyc in sept
H.Stones: what about an intermediate York ?
Honey: ahh
cease: meeting doc, el, dex, llan
doctecazoid: maybe they liked it better that way
llanwydd: LOL! Intermediate york
cease: but stuff like this could almost be done on skype
cease: everything else is these days
H.Stones: hell, i thought i was on skype
H.Stones: must get my eyes and ears fixed
Honey: true cease
cease: of Oxmard!, llan
llanwydd: my part of NY used to be in vermont
doctecazoid: we had our cats fixed
llanwydd: they changed the map a few times
Bambi: hey Clem :-)
cease: you and stones are old radio folk. you'd be naturals
H.Stones: is that when it became intermediate, llan ?
Honey: hey iffin youse be on skype rhat now soz m I Hemlockie
Dexter Fong: llan: Yes it was, but we got ridd of the uninteresting part
cease: the cats i was with you when you got in 05, doc?
llanwydd: must have been
llanwydd: lol, dex
H.Stones: this album has to be the most pyschedelic, it has a dream like quality
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Are they working properly now, Dex?
cease: indeed, stones
doctecazoid: yep - cocteau & seurat
llanwydd: what's on?
ah,clem: bozos now
llanwydd: I'm guessing dwarf from the description
Dexter Fong: Bozos
H.Stones: good choice,, Clem
ah,clem: was not insane
llanwydd: aha
H.Stones: passes Honeybunch a very large water pipe
llanwydd: fst doesn't like Not Insane
llanwydd: I do though
H.Stones: but what do they know,, llan ?
cease: pass that peace pipe and bury that hatchet
Honey: OOOOh mmmmmm nice draw
Dexter Fong: Clem" The album "not insane" was a patchwork of Not Insane, some YOung Guy stuff,
DoubleYellowStripedTween: You can't a noa fool me clem, there ain't no sanity caluse
Dexter Fong: and
H.Stones: its a bit of Temple Ball i kept in the freezer
DoubleYellowStripedTween: clause ;)
llanwydd: that's true, NI was a collage
Dexter Fong: Martian Space Party
Dexter Fong: and Anythynge
ah,clem: and lots of anythange
DoubleYellowStripedTween: clause, calusese, what's the difference once the head's blowed off?
doctecazoid: the radio prison thing wa
llanwydd: I keep looking for MSP on youtube
cease: look at the balls on that temple!
llanwydd: but I watched that nick danger one again today. the one I saw them do live in 1981
Honey: lol cease
H.Stones: i was only saying that to Bernard Flapdoodle
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bunnyboy in through the front door at 9:52 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
doctecazoid: not insane was planned to be more than it wound up being
Bunnyboy: hidee
H.Stones: yo Bun
cease: hi bun
Dexter Fong: Welcome Bunnyboy Flapdoodle
Honey: hello bunny
ah,clem: oh, no the show is starting all over, lol
Bunnyboy: Merlyn and doc: Today, I accidentally heard "Pete Moss", for the first time. Lovely!
H.Stones: If i lived here i'd be home by now
doctecazoid: david's martian space party diary lays it all out
Dexter Fong: David lays it out like I knew he could
cease: what's that, bun?
llanwydd: there was one joke I never forgot. rocky takes away danger's script and tears it up. Austin and Ossman look non-plussed and rocky explains "It says 'tears up page'". then he looks at it again and says "Oh, 'Stares upstage'"
cease: good one, llan
Bunnyboy: cat: I think it's one uh them radio plays, from far-flung Minnesota.
Elayne: Can't listen to the show. Can barely follow the chat. :)
cease: aha
Dexter Fong: llan" that's why they have technical rehearsals
Elayne: Although I'm almost done with the other thing I was doing.
cease: tired, el?
doctecazoid: that 1981 live danger performance is one of my faves
H.Stones: Minnesota is a long to fling anything
Bunnyboy: Elayne: Then it's all working.
Dexter Fong:
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Which way's Goshen?
Bunnyboy: Catherwood, get Pete Moss.
||||||||| Catherwood gets pete moss.
llanwydd: then rocky's gunshot sound effect won't work and so he says "Then I'll phone you to death" and does the phone noise while laughing maniacally
Dexter Fong: --->
cease: east of eden
Bunnyboy: West of Zanzibar.
Dexter Fong: And this turtle wa covered in oil
H.Stones: EAst of Java
Bunnyboy: And North to Alaska.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Principalpoop gets out at 9:58 PM.
llanwydd: north by northwest
Principalpoop: a big catfish
ah,clem: and just south of Ken D.'s house
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Poop
H.Stones: help, its all going south
llanwydd: Hi prioncipa
H.Stones: Greetings M'lord Poop
Principalpoop: i need to clean my glasses, is that horney or honey there?
Bunnyboy: yo Poop!
Dexter Fong: Princicapoopia Mathematica
Principalpoop: your highness, et al
cease: hi poop
Bunnyboy: QED
cease: good turn out tonight
ah,clem: (NW Indianna I think)
Principalpoop: it is crowded
cease: queen elizabeth died?
doctecazoid: speaking of heading south: gotta head off
llanwydd: Nite Doc
Elayne: Just finished my email. I have a request that I want to send out to everyone.
ah,clem: see ya Doc
H.Stones: take care, doc
Principalpoop: ciao doc
Dexter Fong: Red right returning Doc
H.Stones: see ya next week
cease: by doc
doctecazoid: bopefully, will c u all next week
Elayne: This is from Casey Roberson <caseyroberson@hotmail.com>, who writes, "I was looking online hoping to purchase a copy of the Firesign Theatre's CD "Pink Hotel Burns Down". I happened across your blog, where you mentioned back in 2003 that you had a copy that you were listening to. Would you be at all interested in selling your copy to a fellow Firehead?"
llanwydd: no, the queen will have well over 60 glorious years
Elayne: Bye Tom!
Bunnyboy: nite doc!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: sell it to him for ten thousand dollars
Elayne: Anyone want to send a copy to Casey? I'm not sure I even know where mine is at the moment.
llanwydd: is pink hotel that hard to find?
doctecazoid: ttfn ttyl nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Dexter Fong: Gosh Doctor Tom, what does all this bllod work mean
cease: i have the cassette, not the cd. bought it from lodestone.
Elayne: It is for Casey, Llan.
llanwydd: what kind of a chump do you take him for?
||||||||| 10:01 PM -- doctecazoid left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: isnt it still for sale through some fieresign store?
Bunnyboy: Not as hard as IN THE FIREZONE>
Elayne: First class postage!
Principalpoop: or sign here
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Tweendoze disembarks at 10:02 PM.
Elayne: Dunno, Cat. That's why I have y'all here to tell me these things. :)
Elayne: Evenin' Tween!
Principalpoop: hi tween
Tweendoze: Yust thought I'd try XP before I nuke it in favor of Ubuntu
cease: merl and doc would know
cease: they run the website
Tweendoze: Just
Dexter Fong: Ive always though tween had a large number of truly great na,es, but this it too much
Principalpoop: the 4 are touring again, have him pay for them to visit his house and re-perform pink hotel
Elayne: So, what do I tell Casey about Pink Hotel, then?
Tweendoze: It's not that Windoze has bad features...
Principalpoop: mighty casey, struck out
Tweendoze: It's all the crap they hook onto it
cease: im trying to access the firesign site now, el
Tweendoze: Someone has stolen the Mune again??
Elayne: Thanks, Cat.
Principalpoop: fudds first law of opposition
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Never fall the balls, when they make the street...
DoubleYellowStripedTween: follow
Principalpoop: testicle deviant to fudds law, what goes in comes out
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Yes, P
Principalpoop: right on
DoubleYellowStripedTween: lol
Dexter Fong: straight Poop
cease: i cant find it on the site, el. merl would know, it's his site. doc too but not as involved as merl i dont think
Honey: heydere poop ltns hows it hanging?
cease: you can email merl is he doenst return tongiht, el
Principalpoop: small after the cold water, and you?
cease: i know it was for sale because i bought it. but that was long ago
Elayne: Nah, I may as well keep the email until next week. It's not like I've answered yours yet, Cat, and that's from a month ago.
cease: as you like
Elayne: Firesign site says it's out of stock.
llanwydd: anything you want to
cease: ivbe bought several firesign cds from laugh.com they might have it
Principalpoop: the economy hurt the stock market too
DoubleYellowStripedTween: I bought Anythynge from Laugh.com
cease: i know the lads are anxious to sell anything to anybody
llanwydd: I haven't bought anythynge from laugh.com yet
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Not as good as Bubba/Lodestone (where the heck ise he?), but a good source
Bunnyboy: Holy crap! Amazon has 1 seller of PINK HOTEL. Drum roll, please...
cease: i bought that as an album, at the end of the lp era
Bunnyboy: 599.99
Bunnyboy: PLUS 3.99 shipping!
Principalpoop: http://www.myspace.com/pinkhotelmusic
Elayne: Not on Laugh.com, Cat.
Bunnyboy: Seller is "mrannouncer"
Merlyn: E, you'd have to try John Weber (Bubba's Brain of LodesTone) for Pink Hotel
DoubleYellowStripedTween: I have PH from Bubba
Elayne: Robin just found my CD-R copy. I guess I'll have him copy that for this Casey. How much should I "sell" it for?
Bambi: hey princep, bunny, merl
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Really sorry his site went down
Bambi: boy if it was any more humid, I could be having a shower
Principalpoop: hi bambi
cease: yes i bought my copy from him too, the cassette
Merlyn: Though I think FT will bring everything out again soon
cease: whatever yuo consider reasonable, el
Dexter Fong: Elayne: NC
cease: good news, merl
cease: some of us care
Principalpoop: Pirate E
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Webber did a great job with the PH compilation, imho, considering the source material he must have had to deal with
llanwydd: been humid up here too
Bunnyboy: "Pete Moss"? This I heard, today...
Bambi: hacking of the p r e s
Elayne: Yeah, that's what I was thinking, just charging him postage or something, maybe throwing in a Marx/Lennon stamp (yeah, I still have those).
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Think he said he used Digidesign software
Principalpoop: i remember pete moss
llanwydd: the champlain valley is strange. if you don't like the weather, wait a minute
Merlyn: my pete moss, BB?
Elayne: Okay, I'll write back to him.
Bambi: hacking dr memory now though
Elayne: Thanks all.
Bambi: unhappy macnam
H.Stones: we only have to wait thirty seconds here, llan
Bunnyboy: Merlyn: (as Frank Nelson) Why, YEEEESSSSS!
llanwydd: you still in manchester, stones?
Merlyn: you heard it as Frank Nelson? cool
Bunnyboy: Working towards the end of the FST podcast stuff. Delightful surprise!
H.Stones: no, llan, up in the hills about 45 miles north of it
Merlyn: oh, forgot it was on there
llanwydd: wasn't like that in the west country when I was there. we had rain a couple of nights all summer
Bunnyboy: Nice work. What year?
llanwydd: they told me there was a drought
Principalpoop: i was absolutely no help whatsoever E, and tried to obstruct the process, but ok
H.Stones: we have had the driest year here in about fifty, hosepipe ban begins this weekend due to drought
Merlyn: 1998
llanwydd: but it wasn't dry. there air was definitely heavier than in america
Bambi: ...they never come up into the hills...right Stones?
Elayne: PrinPoop, you offered moral support!@
Principalpoop: horsepipe ban?
Merlyn: a bit before Give Me Immortality, since it was the first public performance of some of the ads from that
Bunnyboy: That'd be right. Smack dabbers around GMIOGMD.
Elayne: I should ask Jimmy to play Pink Hotel here next week and just have this Casey guy join the chat. :)
Principalpoop: moral support?, you have been talking to my lawyer, art holeflapper jr.
llanwydd: I actually liked the humidity. there was no oppressive heat along with it
ah,clem: would be my pleasure, E!
cease: former archivist packer played me the pink hotel over the phone before it came out, said it would never come out
Principalpoop: that was my next idea E
H.Stones: they do come up in the hills bambi but they never stay
Elayne: See, PrinPoop, I *told* you you were moral support!
cease: yes el, excelletn idea. casey would be welcome
Elayne: Now if only I had some immoral suppo-- oh, there's my husband.
ah,clem: for first or second movie, E?
Bambi: that could be a good thing right?
Principalpoop: i know that position E, you can find it on the net by googling for, oops nevermind
Elayne: Movie, Jimmy?
Bunnyboy: First listen of GMIOGMD: The Richard Fish pre-release stream in 1998...over dialup. Wretched, but wonderful.
Bambi: clem refers to the albums as movies :-)
cease: what firesing album came out in 75?
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Why does the armadillo have _two_ yellow stripes on his back?
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Why does the armadillo have _two_ yellow stripes on his back?
ah,clem: I call all the tracks movies
llanwydd: never heard that before? great album
ah,clem: as they are, in the mind's eye
Elayne: Oh, best make it the second track then. About what time would that come on, so I can tell Casey?
llanwydd: I still call them albums
Principalpoop: hallucinabations again ahh, clem
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Because somebody told him to/not to
cease: whe, tween?
Bambi: he was in the middle of the road when they painted the stripes?
ah,clem: ok
Bunnyboy: Sorta like watching naughty movies, when you don't have cable subscription. You KNOW that *something* is going on, behind all the wavy lines...
ah,clem: 9:40 or so eastern
DoubleYellowStripedTween: lol
Elayne: Oh, one more general question: Anyone have a Silly Site for me this evening?
ah,clem: am sure someone does, lol
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Because Pablo Picasso was painting road lines
Merlyn: not silly, but check www.katawa-shoujo.com E
Elayne: Bunnyboy, if you're seeing wavy lines again, I think you've had some of the bad acid. Commme dowwwwwn slowwwwlllyyyyy....
Principalpoop: i have to maladjust the video control on my screen to watch internet pron, the only way I can enjoy it
Bambi: well, kid, you are a wizard whoever you are ;-)
llanwydd: topix.com is a silly site. especially the ticonderoga forum
ah,clem: tks
Bunnyboy: Don't have the link handy, but there's an Official SCTV corner of YouTube.
Elayne: Thanks Brian, not really that into shoujo any more.
Bunnyboy reachs for the pretty blue flower, on the stove...
cease: there's always funny stuff on youtube, intentional or not
Elayne: Oh, I like that one Bunnyboy, let me seek it.
Dexter Fong: wow
Principalpoop: pablo who? some illegal immigrant?
Tweendoze: not fade away
Merlyn: it's English though, based on a one-page Japanese omake, about dating crippled schoolgirls
Bambi: fed the baby some pablo and then had to burp 'em
Principalpoop: wrong chat again M
llanwydd: when I want a good laugh I go to wikiquote.org and type in the names of my favorite stand-up comics
llanwydd: you can stay busy for hours with that
Tweendoze: lol Merl
cease: good idea, llan
Tweendoze: Which school would that bee?
Elayne: Ooh, Bunnyboy, this one's tough. A *lot* of people have uploaded SCTV vids to YouTube. Can't find the "official" site yet.
Elayne: Ah, found it!
Elayne: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOfficialSCTV
Merlyn: a made-up one, Yamaku
Elayne: Thanks Bunnyboy!
Bambi: no choose doctor
Bunnyboy: My pleasure!
Tweendoze: My brother sent me a Dell box with a 3.2 P4 Hyperthread
Bunnyboy: 5 neat guys, shiny and clean...
Honey: Eeep im still here
Tweendoze: To a guy with a 10 year old G4 Mac, it looks pretty fast
Bunnyboy: (sings) Who made the Egg Salad Sandwiches?
Bambi: glad to hear it Honey :-)
Tweendoze: Can't wait to install Ubuntu
Bambi: that is so kewl Tween ... should be fun to play with
Bambi: hey Clem :-)
Tweendoze: Hope the world is looking better, Honey :)
Tweendoze: I've heard great things about Taos
Principalpoop: i have not had an egg salad sandwich in a long time, that sounds good
Honey: it s eems to be3 looking better
Honey: at least i can get online now whew
cease: hi honey
Bambi: Thanks Clem! :-) was fun
Honey: hi there cease
cease: will you be able to join us regularly?
Principalpoop: the little sailor is the last guy
Dexter Fong: Honey, put out some guest Taos
cease: aha, i see you are a sailor
cease: my favourite firesign line
Bambi: nice to have firesign theater to listen to together during the chat
Principalpoop: the voice of ahhhhh, clem
Honey: yeah i hope to be able to be here wit yall every thursday night sundays too
Principalpoop: yes bambi, right again
llanwydd: ever had faberge egg salad?
Bunnyboy: And remember, kids: There's no "U" in favorite, or color.
cease: sundays?
llanwydd: it's very expensive
cease: there is in my country, bun
Honey: axk llan it tastes like cheap pervume
H.Stones: thanks once again clem,
Bunnyboy: Yes, there's a U in sundays. Spin the wheel!
Dexter Fong: Night Clem and BAMBI AND THANKS FOR THE SOUNDS
Principalpoop: the french word for profound is profond, no u
llanwydd: LOL Honey
Bunnyboy: (sings) This is my country!
Tweendoze: Don't forget that CNI Radio isn't free. It's a labour of love. Donate at www.cniradio.com when you can :)
ah,clem: thanks for joining us, and have a great week everyone!
Bambi: lol ... why does the poridge bird lay HIS egg in the air
Principalpoop: toad away
cease: good point, tween
Merlyn: nite all
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 10:30 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Principalpoop: you too, ahh, clem bambi
cease: by merl
Tweendoze: Very good Mellencamp video, Bunny - "This Is Our Country"
Principalpoop: night M
Dexter Fong: Night Merl and thanks also
Honey: nite merlyn
Principalpoop: great news honey, the wheel turns
Bambi: night Merl
||||||||| ah,clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah,clem exits at 10:30 PM.
Principalpoop: mine is still stuck in the mud
llanwydd: it was many years before I figured out the answer to the porridge bird riddle
Bambi: thanks Merl for keeping the chat going :-)
Honey: many thanks to of of youse guys
cease: a koan doesnt have an answer
Principalpoop: youse guys? you moved to taos bronx?
H.Stones: i ak knackered now and need to get some shuteye, have a good week all and stay safe
Bambi: have a great week! see ya next time!! so glad to hear about things turning around Honey!
cease: it's supposed to alter your brain
Principalpoop: good luck your highness
Honey: lol poop
Dexter Fong: Roy Koan always had an answer
H.Stones: Its Joisey Taos, poop
Principalpoop: same to you
cease: indeed
||||||||| "10:32 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bambi, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Principalpoop: night again bambi
Tweendoze: Be well and happy, Honey
Honey: thanks Bambi bye bye to all who are leaving
Elayne: Dang, Bunnyboy, I wish you hadn't told me about that site, I've just spent way too much time there. :)
||||||||| Tweendoze leaves to catch the 10:32 PM train to Funfun Town.
Principalpoop: roy koan was cute, that richard nixon kind of cute
cease: by bambi
Honey: thanks tween will do my best
Principalpoop: good luck tween
Bunnyboy: Look at it this way, Elayne: you can't spend what you don't have. ; )
cease: many people do, bun
Principalpoop: good idea bunnyboy, i lke that, can I use it?
H.Stones: try telling that to my government, Bunny, they seem to have been able to do it
Elayne: True, Bunnyboy. Speaking of which, I appear to be out of what I don't have. Next week, all.
llanwydd: Nite Elayne
Principalpoop: night E and Robin
||||||||| Elayne leaves to catch the 10:34 PM train to Bronx.
H.Stones: TTFN
Principalpoop: the plot thins
||||||||| At 10:34 PM, H.Stones vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Honey: yeah our gov too stones
Principalpoop: i won't stand for that kind of unpatriotic talk here
Principalpoop: lucky I am sitting
Honey: gee i guess i better head to bed i need to catch up on my zzzzzzzzzzs
Principalpoop: bees?
Principalpoop: but ok, night night, glad you connected again
llanwydd: Nite Honey
Honey: might poop bun cease dex llan ((hugs))
cease: see you again, honey
Principalpoop blushes
Principalpoop: squeeze me again, see if I pass another one
Dexter Fong: Night Honey (move over so I can stretch out out)
Principalpoop: yes, give me some of the blanket
llanwydd: blank what?
Principalpoop: et et , are you deef?
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Don't go in there, P!!!
llanwydd: deef is a cross between venison and beef, right?
Principalpoop: i lived on a farm, nothing can OMG
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Spiders!!
Principalpoop: no, that is beer, oops wait
DoubleYellowStripedTween: You'll poke your're I out!
Bunnyboy: Poop: Belated response - Yes, you can use a double negative, if you want. But it will put Wagnalls in a Funk.
Principalpoop: yah right
llanwydd: LOL prind
Principalpoop: i'm going in, its got a vacancy
Bunnyboy: Gotta trot to the feed pen. Later, folks!
cease: no deef means you cant hear
llanwydd: the english use double positives. "that's lovely, that is".
cease: by bun, keep on bunning
Principalpoop: i have to see a man about a dog, everybody have a super week
cease: its to reassure themselves that it really is lovely
llanwydd: Nite Bunnyboy
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
cease: they may be wrong
||||||||| Principalpoop is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:41 PM.
llanwydd: Nite Princi
||||||||| At 10:42 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bunnyboy!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cease: by poop
llanwydd: sdfghjkertyucvbn
Dexter Fong: qpwoeirutyrueityruie
llanwydd: think I'll take just half an ambien tonight
Dexter Fong: llan: Muy Bien
cease: dont bogart that ambien
llanwydd: would you like the other half?
llanwydd: taking half isn't as easy with the generic brand
llanwydd: the generics are round. I have to bite them in half. the others I can snap evenly in my fingers
Dexter Fong: llan: YOu need to buy a good pill splitter
llanwydd: well, anyway, it's been great as always, but I must retire
llanwydd: and I'm not even 65 yet
Dexter Fong: Night llan
cease: by llan
cease: you'll get there eventually
llanwydd: nite
Dexter Fong: Cat: Should have some kind of news for you next week regarding reservations etc
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honey - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Cat: I kno, but we the only peeps here
cease: are we going to bob's berzerko lounge?
cease: i hear it's insane
cease: you're right, dex
cease: or left
Dexter Fong: No, but I did get reservations for Edgar's Leg of the Crow
cease: with that edgar allen po sauce. mmmm
Dexter Fong: You'll love the Nevermore leg 'o Raven
cease: i get drunk just thinking about it
Dexter Fong: You get drunk without any encouragement
cease: i have my standards
Dexter Fong: Standard Oil
cease: rock a felller, rocka feller
Dexter Fong: Keep on rackin' a feller
Dexter Fong: rockin'
cease: in the unfree world?
Dexter Fong: Saw an exhibition of late Money Waterlilly era paintings last week, WOW
Dexter Fong: Money
Dexter Fong: Monet
cease: monet's my fave
cease: vermeer next
cease: i want to go to his town giverny or whatever one day
Dexter Fong: Paintings were extraordinary...had to get back about 20 feet or do and they just snapp[ed into focus
cease: yes, monet is like that. need big rooms
Dexter Fong: SPECIALLY FOR THOSE LATE PAINTINGS
Dexter Fong: sorry for caps
cease: impession show at our art gallery just started. will see with 2 artist friends next week so may not be at chat
Dexter Fong: Ok
cease: i think his paintings were as big as the ponds themselves, yes
Dexter Fong: In any event will keep you appraised of progress here by Email
cease: ok dex, see you anon
Dexter Fong: And on and on =)))
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:59 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs cease by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:03 PM and Piggy Blisswhips bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Piggy Blisswhips says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Piggy Blisswhips exits at 11:04 PM.
DoubleYellowStripedTween: ...
DoubleYellowStripedTween: NYC, just like I'd pictured it...
DoubleYellowStripedTween: Nytol :-)
||||||||| "11:08 PM? I'm late!" exclaims DoubleYellowStripedTween, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
doctecazoid
DoubleYellowStripedTween
Elayne
Fireflungflop
H.Stones
Honey
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mister Roadkill
nobody
Player
Principalpoop
Tweendoze
Varius Albuminus Aquilan URL References:
www.cniradio.com
www.katawa-shoujo.com
www.kurtericson.com
http://www.myspace.com/pinkhotelmusic
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOfficialSCTV

Rogues' Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"