Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
06/10/2010

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 10, 2010 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| FireFongWays sashays in at 6:58 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
FireFongWays:

Holy Moon rocks, Mr. Time!

It looks like I’ve stoked my last Atom Furnace!

There’s nothin’ in the System
that I can get to help us down here!

If only I hadn’t let Doc Technical go off
with that stray asteroid by himself

-- he’s so old and stupid!

Well, that’s fuel under the reactor now, Mr. Time!

Prince Arcturus has us by the thrusters!

With you as bait, half the Federation Navy’s
gonna some blastin’ in,
and the Prince’ll have ‘em trapped

like Mars flies in a Klein Bottle! .
FireFongWays:

Ah! That’s where you’re wrong, Bob!

You see, the Lunar Council knows we’ve been captured.

It’s up to those Navy boys now to confuse Arcturus
and his Moth Men into letting us get control of the Communication Reactor!

Well, scramble my feedback!

But what about Doc?

Dr. Technical is on his own,
Bob!

Right in the middle of the biggest battlefield
this old Universe has ever seen!

Oh, golly gamma rays!

I wish I could scan him on my Video, Mr. Time!

He must be mighty hot around the collar . . ..
FireFongWays:

As you will remember from the last episode,
Dexter Time,
Star Dectective of the Circum-Solar Federation,
and his Rocket-Jockey sidekick Bob Bunny Fong,
have been taken as prisoners
to the subterranean ice caverns
on Jupiter,

where the Warlord, Prince Arcturus,
keeps his court and council.

Let’s join them!

Ready?

Here we go through Time Warp Two-o-o-o-o-o ! !
FireFongWays:

Ah!

That’s where you’re wrong, Dex!

You see,
the Lunar Council knows we’ve been captured.

It’s up to those Navy boys now
to confuse Arcturus
and his Fong Moth Men
into letting us get control of the Communication Reactor! .
||||||||| FireFongWays says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, FireFongWays exits at 7:00 AM.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:55 PM and late as usual, it's ah,clem, just back from Anderson."
||||||||| "8:55 PM? 8:55 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter Fong enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, player'
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:56 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: Dexter Broiled reporting for duty
Dexter Fong: LOL very funny Fire =))
||||||||| Catherwood ushers fghjwydd inside, makes a note of the time (8:58 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
fghjwydd: hey dex
fghjwydd: hey clem
Dexter Fong: LOL Very funny Fire =))
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Dexter Fong: Heyfghj
llanwydd: the chatroom didn't like my new name so I have to use the old one
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 10, 2010 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Dexter Fong: I liked it
||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "AmadeusWolfzart should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as AmadeusWolfzart enters and sits on the couch.
Dexter Fong: It's certaily as unpronounceble as your usual name
AmadeusWolfzart: und now zee boyz in zee band vill perform vit zee lovely Lemon Sisters. Und a eins, und a zwei, und a drei...
llanwydd: logged in in the waiting room and ended up in the waiting room
llanwydd: rock me
Dexter Fong: Hey Tweeny
llanwydd: testing
Dexter Fong: re testing
||||||||| Bambi bounds in at 9:02 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: hello dear friends
llanwydd: Hi Bambi
AmadeusWolfzart: Hello deer
Bambi :-)
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi, been a few weeks
Bambi: how's everyone doing this fine this evening
Bambi: good to be here
Dexter Fong: My, clem seems quite chipper tonight
llanwydd: doing great and it is indeed a fine evening
Bambi: good choices for tonight :-)
Bambi: EOBE and HTF
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'ah,clem', just granted probation at 9:05 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: hey clem
ah,clem: hi all
Dexter Fong: Hey clem
llanwydd: I have both of those on cassette
Dexter Fong: Roll tape!
AmadeusWolfzart: Chipper Gore?
llanwydd: cruisin down the river on a sunday afternoon
ah,clem: well, then you can play along
Dexter Fong: I'd like to play through
AmadeusWolfzart rempves his tee for Dex
AmadeusWolfzart: removes
Dexter Fong: Thanks for rempving Tween
AmadeusWolfzart: lol
Dexter Fong: Now take of your skirts er uh shorts
AmadeusWolfzart does an aikido throw and lets Dex play through his finger
AmadeusWolfzart: You think think this is scottiish write golf?
Dexter Fong throws an Akita in the general direction of Tweeny
AmadeusWolfzart skirts the issue
Dexter Fong issues Tweeny a new skirt
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| fghjwydd - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| cease sashays in at 9:10 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
AmadeusWolfzart: So, how are things in The City, Dex?
Dexter Fong: by fghj
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
llanwydd: hey beester
Dexter Fong: Tween: Pretty nice, moderate temp low humidity
AmadeusWolfzart: Hot and humid down here (per usual)
cease: eobe on cni
AmadeusWolfzart: Allo, cease
cease: y'all hear proctor on Dangerous Minds yesterday?
AmadeusWolfzart: nope
Dexter Fong: nope
AmadeusWolfzart: is there an archive?
cease: its on elaynes blog
Dexter Fong: I'm following dangerous Mimes
cease: http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/
llanwydd: I've never known a dangerous mime
cease: better keep away from those dangerous mines
llanwydd: harpo was harmless, marceau was harmless
Dexter Fong: Achhtung chukie!
AmadeusWolfzart: Diet, Cola???
Dexter Fong: Marceau was a potential anarchist and, as such, considered dangerous
cease: better than a diet of worms
llanwydd: we're here to take over the american embassy
AmadeusWolfzart: and trojans
cease: i remember sending proctor an interview with him in which he did a large number of accents
ah,clem: squirrel squares
Dexter Fong: Did you do the interview Cat?
cease: no it was from CBC
cease: ive interviewed proctor but why would i send him an interview of himself?
llanwydd: Shop-Lifters
Dexter Fong: For his records
AmadeusWolfzart: The Canadian Boostier Company?
cease: i spoke with taylor last night, he's doing the sound on the oregon shows
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:17 PM, dragging Principalpoop by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Dexter Fong: Is there a schedule posted somewhere, have to alert my son in Portland and my brother in Eugene
Dexter Fong: Hiya poop
llanwydd: Hey Princiopdiopi
cease: hi poop
AmadeusWolfzart: Hey P
cease: merl would know, dex
Principalpoop: what is the meme about mimes mean?
Dexter Fong: But....but /
llanwydd: that looks like a cross between greek and finnish
Dexter Fong: ..Merlyns not here
cease: i have freinds coming up from portland at the end of the month but i've never been there. hear great things about the place
Bambi: hey cat, princep
Principalpoop: hi bambi, cat
AmadeusWolfzart: I've heard that the NW may have it's own territory
cease: http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/announce/index.html
cease: hi bambi
Dexter Fong: That URL for me Cat?
AmadeusWolfzart: NW US and SW CN - '54-40 or fight' be damned
Dexter Fong: Fool speed ahead, there's an horizon
Principalpoop: WD 54-40 or fight
cease: portland shows are june 11 and 12
cease: yes dex, i think if yo click the dates you'll get the contact info
llanwydd: 23 skidoo and all that
Dexter Fong: thnx Cat
Dexter Fong: They're the gecko's gonads
AmadeusWolfzart: Proc will be in Austin in the 23rd, reading some Don Quixote
Principalpoop: the cat's meow
Dexter Fong: the dog's rough
AmadeusWolfzart: I offered to do tech instead of a ticket
Dexter Fong: I'll trade him to you...rough trade (nudge nudge)
llanwydd: the oyster's pearl
Dexter Fong: She sure is
AmadeusWolfzart: He said it wasn't that complicated
AmadeusWolfzart: Not a FST gig
Dexter Fong: Proc reading Don Quixote....with a barrio accent...I can dig it
llanwydd: and the queen's english
AmadeusWolfzart: lol
Dexter Fong: She sure is
Principalpoop: quite
AmadeusWolfzart: Wish I could afford the date
llanwydd: si senor
Dexter Fong: Will he have his sidekick, pancho (The Lowrider) sanza
Principalpoop: sousa
AmadeusWolfzart: "We're the voice of God, in Kudzu Coubty...."
AmadeusWolfzart: County
Dexter Fong: John Paul (The Revere) Souza
llanwydd: white brains on toast
AmadeusWolfzart john flips sousa
Principalpoop: why is he reading a book by some foreigner?
cease: i'm not soused. yet.
Dexter Fong: Is the game on yet Cat?
AmadeusWolfzart: mmmmm feels like the first time
cease: yep
Dexter Fong: You rooting for 7 games?
llanwydd: you got 20 bucks on it
cease: its still ealry. my intoxicants havent even kicked in yet
cease: i want the lakers to win as quickly as possible
Dexter Fong: ealry? Maybe so
ah,clem: white brains on toast
cease: the conecpt of betting has never appealed to me
Principalpoop: Jim Reinhold Neibeurs
Dexter Fong: white brains, whiskey down, xtra mayo, with dillbert
Principalpoop: kosher pickle on the side
llanwydd: it hasn't appealled to me since I bet with welchers when I was a kid
Dexter Fong: Harry and Bert Peal
llanwydd: I would have had to pay but nobody else did
cease: particularly want to beat boston, after losing to them for decades
llanwydd: bet chico marx wished he had that problem
cease: you'd win that bet, llan
llanwydd: lol
Dexter Fong: I heard - a nd this is rather wierd- tha Chico developed that EYETralian accent growing up, cause they lived in a tough neighborhood and he thought it would scare away the bullies
ah,clem: cowboy bank, love this
AmadeusWolfzart: Youa can'ta foola me. There's no sanity clause...
llanwydd: from what I've heard about chico I'll bet he did that to impress girls as well
cease: i thouhgt it was some vaudeville routine
Dexter Fong: Whatsa matta, Quackenbush
cease: sounds like vaudeville humour
Principalpoop: i like dick cavette
Dexter Fong: Well they were vaudvillians
Principalpoop: 's story about chico
Dexter Fong: Poop: You don't find him a little (lot) pretencious
Dexter Fong: sorry
Dexter Fong: jumped the gun there
Dexter Fong: my tyuping is sooooo fluid tonight
Principalpoop: i hit the return button searching for '
AmadeusWolfzart: They all came out of vaudville, didn't they?
llanwydd: I'm sure around the year 1900 italians were more attractive to women than jews
Dexter Fong: Yep
AmadeusWolfzart: WC, Marx, Burns & Allen?
llanwydd: in an overall sense
AmadeusWolfzart: I meant actually
cease: depends on the women, llan
Principalpoop: he was crude, he was going to meet a princess from europe and everybody told him to be polite
Dexter Fong: 1900, I was in love with an Albanian albino named Ebony
AmadeusWolfzart: First performances
Dexter Fong: It's never too late to make a good first performance
Principalpoop: so the princess comes in and chico says, I want to fuck you. she replies without missing a beat, and so you shall my good man, and so you shall
llanwydd: that smacks of urban legend, princ
Principalpoop: sure does
Dexter Fong: Not if you really know chico
Principalpoop: i think dick told the story, he is the myth maker
Principalpoop: and not if you know about european royality hehe
cease: speaking of dopes, i'm reading Gonzo, oral bio of hunter thompson
Dexter Fong: I met him at George Gershwin's house one night, he said the same thing to me
llanwydd: that guy was a piece of work
Principalpoop: and did he?
llanwydd: LOL, Dex
Principalpoop: hunter s. thompson
Dexter Fong: Poop: Well, that's our little secret
Dexter Fong: Clem's a picking now
Principalpoop: that was a different world that thompson lived in
Dexter Fong: Fortunately he gave us access from time to time
cease: he didnt like kerouac's writing but loved his discovery of neal cassady. i can see a lot of simililarities
cease: hunter just lived longer
llanwydd: I loved what truman capote said about On the Road. "That's not writing. That's typing".
Principalpoop: he thought the hippie movement could happen again, but not in his lifetime, and get a lot worse before it started again
cease: great quote, llan
Dexter Fong: BTW Tweeny, I missed the reference of your name last week "Manny"
llanwydd: I thought On the Road was interesting but it was just alright
cease: though bad kerouac was better than good capote
cease: even better reader than writer
llanwydd: I read most of it in the Port Authority bus terminal in nyc
cease: if you ever get a change, listen to him reading his story Neal and the 3 Stooges. it must be online somwhere
cease: my interest in neal comes from that reading, those sounds, not the story per se
cease: sounds like the perfect place for it, llan
llanwydd: worst thing about On the Road is if you don't have a bookmark you're in bad shape
Dexter Fong: You live in a paperless environment llan?
llanwydd: yeah I got stuck in the port authority for 16 hours a few years ago
cease: i've seen the first version in bookstores, the one he typed on a roll of paper
Principalpoop: i prefer the on the road again version
Dexter Fong: afk fr
cease: willie nelson sings jack kerouac
Principalpoop: precisely
llanwydd: LOL, Cat
Principalpoop: i am not familiar with any of the beat poets/writers
Principalpoop: english classes finished every year before we got to the 1950s, 60s hehe
llanwydd: well that's the only one I've read all the way through. I've leafed through the other "beat" literature
cease: if you know the 3 stooges, you'll love the story, poop
Principalpoop: i have forgotten more than I knew about the 3 stooges, I forget which were brothers now
Principalpoop: i think larry and moe, but the others fit in somehow
Principalpoop: shep curly and joe
cease: thier shtick was basically bopping each other. that's the essence of the kerouac tale
llanwydd: no, moe, curley and shemp were the brothers
AmadeusWolfzart: Get in the liftttt!!
llanwydd: GET IN!!!!
cease: the credibility gap did a 3 stooges parody that was the funniest thing i've ever heard
AmadeusWolfzart hands you a belt
Principalpoop: larry was bizarre, to have that hair back in those days? oh my
AmadeusWolfzart: of scotch
llanwydd: that has occurred to me as well
Dexter Fong: thnx Tween
AmadeusWolfzart: Suit yourself
llanwydd: I remember the first time I saw the stooges I thought larry was curley because of the hair
AmadeusWolfzart: We should talk sometime, Dex
llanwydd: didn't occur to me that the bald guy could be called curley
AmadeusWolfzart: lol
Principalpoop: agnaah gnaah gnaah
Dexter Fong: That's called irony
Dexter Fong: or sarcasm
Dexter Fong: depends
llanwydd: I remember being introduced to the 3 stooges by Officer Joe Bolton. remember him?
AmadeusWolfzart: In case you didn't know, General Lee's VA plantation is what we now call 'Arlington Cemetery'
llanwydd: on channel 11? you nyc guys
Dexter Fong: He was the first cop to buss er uh bust me
llanwydd: oh, I forgot, tween's a texan
Principalpoop: sure, the south lost
cease: being on the wrong side of a civil war is a bitch
AmadeusWolfzart: Never got into the Stooges. Marx Bros rock
AmadeusWolfzart: Wrong side of 54-40 or fight?
AmadeusWolfzart: The line between CN and US
Dexter Fong: Any of you ever see Olson and Johnson's Movie "Hellza Popping"?
llanwydd: well, I didn't laugh at the stooges the first few times I saw them. I just watched them because they were on
Principalpoop: stooges and marx brothers rock, and wc fields and long list
AmadeusWolfzart: Quite arbitrary
cease: i know only proctor's description of it from Hour Hour
llanwydd: I actually thought they were bizarre and vulgar
AmadeusWolfzart: 54-40 is longitude and latitude
llanwydd: but they were there so I watched them
ah,clem: Stooges did much good work, campy but fun
cease: i guess he saw the show when he was a kid in nyc
Principalpoop: took swipes at the elite, just like the marx brothers
cease: there's a ref to Mo in my play Red shift
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: Do you have an attitude about that lattitude?
llanwydd: no, I lived in new jersey but I got all the nyc tv stations
Dexter Fong: Cat: It was a stage show before it was a movie
AmadeusWolfzart: Good question, Fong
AmadeusWolfzart: I like 50 States
Principalpoop: i knew the name, but don't know where from
cease: proc was quite rhapsodic about it
Principalpoop: 52, don't forget iraq and afghanistan
cease: from trhe ww2 era i gather
Dexter Fong: 50? hell why not 60 or 70
AmadeusWolfzart: Not 'provinces; of a Federal Government
llanwydd: but there is no question the marx bros were many grades above the stooges
Dexter Fong: Strength in numbers ya know
ah,clem: rhapsodic?
AmadeusWolfzart: Quite the opposite of the 'Maple Leaf' Commonwealth
Dexter Fong: Nocturnal Clem
Principalpoop: above?? noo, just different
AmadeusWolfzart: Why not Cuba as 51st State?
Dexter Fong proudly flys the maple Leaf Rag
AmadeusWolfzart: Half of them are in Miami ;)
Principalpoop: ok and puerto rico and mexico and canada
llanwydd: a rhapsodic is a 5-sided rectangle isn't it?
AmadeusWolfzart: lol Dex
Dexter Fong: Llan: Yes, in 7 dimensions
cease: blue jya just landed in a tree in my front yard.sure is blue
AmadeusWolfzart starts the player piano
cease: unlilke the baseball team
Principalpoop: blue jays playing who?
AmadeusWolfzart: North American Union? No thanks...
Dexter Fong: Ask him if he answer any spare jays
llanwydd: LOL, Tween
AmadeusWolfzart: That's worked realy well for Europe
cease: tampa bay. almost never beat em
AmadeusWolfzart: really
Principalpoop: why not? stop treating people like cattle that wandered off their ranch
Dexter Fong: Tween: How about the ....wait for it (ta da) Western Hemisphere bloc
AmadeusWolfzart: Mmmmm ranch dressing, skirts
cease: up 3-1 in the 9th but they've lost a lot of games to tampa in the same position
Principalpoop: one world gvmt dammit
Dexter Fong: and Jimmy Buffet on the barbie
cease: lakers up by 4, still in 2nd quarter
Principalpoop: so we can elect who is in the WTO and UN lol
AmadeusWolfzart: It's Wally World, for sure
llanwydd: I used to like ranch dressing till it occurred to me that it's only that fake buttermilk with black pepper
cease: buffet has a lot to say in this Gonzo book. frend of hunter
AmadeusWolfzart: I hear Bufett's fruitcakes are pretty good
ah,clem: no more visuals, please, Dex
AmadeusWolfzart: lol
Principalpoop: garlic and good stuff llan
Dexter Fong streams True Blood episode....uncut
AmadeusWolfzart: That would be the least of your problem. sorry
llanwydd: they seem like an unusual team, cat
cease: rays just got home run
Dexter Fong: anybody on?
cease: buffett and thompson, indeed
Dexter Fong: and Howie Mandell
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: come sunday it'll be alright
llanwydd: thanks catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..."
cease: now 3-2, rays get another hit
Principalpoop: why did howie shave his head, anyone who knew him from that hospital show knew he was nuts
Dexter Fong: Poop: He'sa certified germaphobe
Dexter Fong: Won't shake hands but will fist bump
Principalpoop: fong said it, it must be true
llanwydd: I know the name howie mandell, I just don't remember him
Principalpoop: he did the baby skit on the tonight show, several times
AmadeusWolfzart: Fruitcakes is an excellent song
Dexter Fong: He was a stand up for awhile, did some tv and now is like an MC and does quiz shows
AmadeusWolfzart: Not sure how the Fl Keys are going to handle the BP spill
Dexter Fong: Gingerly
Principalpoop: so he was a friend of hunters too?
Dexter Fong: and with gloves
Dexter Fong: L:ike Howie would do
cease: if thompson was still on key west, he'd be shooting people
llanwydd: my favorite stand-up comic is stephen wright
AmadeusWolfzart: And Mary Ann?
llanwydd: or steven or whatever it is
cease: yes wright is very good, llan
AmadeusWolfzart: I live somewhat inland
Principalpoop: his high school colors were clear?
Dexter Fong: She's doing a weight reduction promo
Principalpoop: gilligan aged well, looked the same
llanwydd: Clear! LOL
AmadeusWolfzart: 3 mile island never saw this sort of descruction
cease: didnt he get busted for dope shortly before he died?
Dexter Fong: I think BP has to turn back into AMACO
Principalpoop: didn't the oil industry make record billion dollar profits lately? now we know how, cutting corners...
Dexter Fong: AMOCO
Dexter Fong: American Oil Company
Principalpoop: gilligan?
AmadeusWolfzart: The whole Gulf ecostructure is going down
Principalpoop: i don't know that urban myth
AmadeusWolfzart: Take a train
Dexter Fong: What mith Tween?
AmadeusWolfzart: mith?
Dexter Fong: Ooops Poop
llanwydd: next somebody's going to blow a massive hole in the ozone and we'll all die
cease: you gotta die of something
Dexter Fong: Mimes
AmadeusWolfzart: Sure, it's just like that
Principalpoop: that acclerator in switzerland will do the job
llanwydd: LOL
AmadeusWolfzart: We are the dinos, cease
Dexter Fong: I was suffocated in a glass box by mimes
Principalpoop: who was busted and then died?
llanwydd: yeah, you don't want to get too close to the atom smasher
Dexter Fong: Many people on death road
AmadeusWolfzart: As Carlin says, "Save The Planet?? Are you insane??"
AmadeusWolfzart: Ask the folks in Pompeii about 'saving the Planet
llanwydd: bob denver, princ
Principalpoop: i did know that, wow
Principalpoop: john denver yes, not bob
Dexter Fong: ]
Dexter Fong: Wpw
cease: bob denver. it was on the news.
Principalpoop: next you will tell me that rock hudson was gay
AmadeusWolfzart: As Python says, "This is the sound of John Denver. 'You came on my pillow...' (strangled)
llanwydd: no, hudson was a bay
Dexter Fong: Poop: Sister!~! As gay as a mariachi band?
AmadeusWolfzart: Rock Hudson was a neighbor?
cease: and a company
Dexter Fong: He was a neighbor of Los Mariachis
AmadeusWolfzart: Quite
Principalpoop: did you see the south carolina guy that claimed to have sex with the governor candidate? oh my shoes
cease: the hudosn bay company, iconic canuck dept store, now i think owned by sears
cease: wow. jays didnt blow it.
ah,clem: end of the world all over again, man
Principalpoop: the lie detector test was inconclusive
Principalpoop: the end again? already?
AmadeusWolfzart: Wolfman Jack LOL
Dexter Fong: Poop: Same guy or someone like him said "We already got a raghead in the White House. do we need another rag head in the state house?"
Principalpoop: i saw that, too
AmadeusWolfzart: I have been to Mexico. I like Mexican 'country music' (marichai)
llanwydd: raghead?
Principalpoop: not christian or jewish or atheist lol
AmadeusWolfzart: Yeah, about the size of it, LL
llanwydd: is that like "towelhead" or "dewrag"?
AmadeusWolfzart: Nooooo thanks
Principalpoop: hindu or muslim or any of those lol
Dexter Fong: If Homes were here, I'd ask him if we have descended to Englands depths or they to our
AmadeusWolfzart: Very 1984
Dexter Fong: llan: Raghead...the lady is of Sikh descent
AmadeusWolfzart: "You are noe at war with Eurasia..."
Principalpoop: the military court says President Obama does not need to show up with his birth certificate, that is encouraging
AmadeusWolfzart: now
llanwydd: I see
Dexter Fong: your at worth with your anus
Dexter Fong: war
AmadeusWolfzart: Thranks for the grate plays, clem :-)
Dexter Fong: incase you missed the ref =))
AmadeusWolfzart: und now zee boyz in zee band vill perform vit zee lovely Lemon Sisters. Und a eins, und a zwei, und a drei...
cease: ah, the clem voice
AmadeusWolfzart: Be free and happy, Dear Friends
Principalpoop: the voice of ahh, clem
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please give Amadeus (Tweeny) a Manny for tonight's performancew
||||||||| Catherwood hands amadeus (tweeny) a manny for tonight's performancew.
AmadeusWolfzart: Mmmm Japan
llanwydd: did I ever tell you I went to school with the semonsky sisters who were regulars on the welk show
Principalpoop: thank you bambi and ahhhh, clem
AmadeusWolfzart: Velk?
llanwydd: I'm sure you've been to school with more famous people than that, but...
Dexter Fong: Lllan: Another "Urban myuth"
Dexter Fong: Nope, I'm at a cancert clem
cease: next week we should hear about the oregon shows.
Dexter Fong: concert
Dexter Fong: sheesh
AmadeusWolfzart: Been fun, fellow space travellers on the Spaceship Earth
Principalpoop: toad away, how time flies indeed
AmadeusWolfzart: catherwood, please give everyone a buckeyball
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a buckeyball.
Principalpoop: keep cool tween
Dexter Fong: GNight, Austin
||||||||| Around 10:20 PM, AmadeusWolfzart walks off into the sunset...
cease: by tween
Principalpoop: i sing along every time ahh, clem
Dexter Fong: Harmony, bass line, or lead
ah,clem: o'tay
Principalpoop: and the end part about outcast woman, where did your story begin
llanwydd: was ist das Buckeyball?
ah,clem: have a great week everyone!
Dexter Fong: Clem, o'tay?
llanwydd: Nite Clem
||||||||| At 10:21 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cease: you too clem
Principalpoop: thanks, same to you
Dexter Fong: THanks clem, btw got a great dirty "lil rascals" joke
Principalpoop: i had a sinus problem in miami, the doctor I saw was married to the girl from little rascals
Principalpoop: is that close enough to a celebrity llan?
Principalpoop: the pretty girl, not the other one
cease: only the nose knows
Dexter Fong: Ohhhh! Poop! Dim Sum glows brighter....fortunate brush with greatness
Principalpoop: he was old, almost senile, told me to drink hot coffee or tea and hold it at the top of my mouth
Dexter Fong: Poop: DARLA?
Principalpoop: yes darla
llanwydd: very impressive, princ
Dexter Fong: It so turns out that Darla is featured in the LIL Rascals dirtyjoke
llanwydd: I knew a great-nephew of lorne greene
Principalpoop: want to buy one of my old handkerchiefs?
llanwydd: only met him once though
cease: i had dim sum a few weeks ago. thankfully it didnt glow
Dexter Fong: Are they monogramed Poop?
Principalpoop: not with stitches
llanwydd: I'm proud to have met the two Phils from FST
llanwydd: most famous people I've ever met
Dexter Fong: Oh!! Dim sum no9t glow....Not get brighter....It get biggah
Principalpoop: i was on the same plane as menudo going to LA once, did not know until I got off the plane
llanwydd: chris squire of Yes struck a pose for me once on stage so I could take his picture
Principalpoop: are they still a group?
Dexter Fong: My son once sang with Harry (whatever) did the song Taxi and died in car crash
Dexter Fong: Harry, that is
cease: genevieve bujold was on a vancouver-la flilght i was on. she was in first class but heard her talking. she had stopped being beautiful at this point so just hearing her was good enough
Principalpoop: chapin, did not remember he was dead
llanwydd: my next door neighbor had a ticket for the concert that harry chapin died on the way to
llanwydd: don't know if you remember he was on his way to a performance when he died
Principalpoop: cat is winning with that one
Dexter Fong: Poop Chapin, yes thnx
Dexter Fong: llan: yes, you're right
cease: she was coming on to this guy who looked like a young banker and he had no idea who she was and didnt care
Principalpoop: my brother talked to nicholas cage on a flight once
llanwydd: and now that I think of it, you remember a character on starsky and hutch called Huggy Bear
llanwydd: I knew him slightly when I lived in newport, RI
Principalpoop: you were mugged by somebody that resembled huggy bear?
Principalpoop: i cannot picture him as being from newport, but ooook
Dexter Fong: Huggy Bear is a copywrited trademark of Hnsonic, LLP
llanwydd: no, I managed an arabic restaurant in newport (the chef and owner was lebanese-american) and Huggy Bear used to come in sometimes
llanwydd: his real name was Antonio Fargas
Principalpoop: yes it was
Principalpoop: that sounds like a good portuguese rhode island name
Dexter Fong: Antonio Fargas?
llanwydd: and you remember the way he walked on the show. he really walks like that
Dexter Fong: Tourette's
Principalpoop: little tours?
llanwydd: he liked the stuffed grape leaves. usually preferred them cold
Dexter Fong: I thinkCat is either watching BB or BB
llanwydd: Little Tours. LOL
cease: jays won, now 2nd half started in nba
Principalpoop: never had grape leaves, stuffed or otherwise
llanwydd: I never followed starsky and hutch but I saw a few shows at other peoples houses
Dexter Fong: Oui! Hear abourd the Miniature Princess, you'l sleep on deck
cease: leaves are good. all kinds of leaves
Principalpoop: nol fock virginia
Dexter Fong muches his garden
llanwydd: every episode I saw had some blatant homosexual innuendo for some reason and it always grossed me out
cease: ukranians use beet leaves, delicious.
Dexter Fong: mulches
llanwydd: not everybody got it
Principalpoop: don't like beets or the leaves
llanwydd: yeah, beet greens are great
Principalpoop: lean closer and tell me more llan
Dexter Fong: lol
llanwydd: LOL
Principalpoop: you guys can have my beets, mooshy
Dexter Fong: they shouldn't be mushy
||||||||| Outside, the 10:36 PM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dexter Fong: Over cooked
Principalpoop: worse when tough
Merlyn: hey all
Principalpoop: hi M
llanwydd: Hey Merl!
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn, bus is late tonight
cease: lakers are getting baskets
Merlyn: I've set up what should be Tuesday nights for the webcast of FTRH
cease: oh, its merl
Dexter Fong: Great
Dexter Fong: What's that mean
Principalpoop: cool, do I need to install anything?
cease: that starts next week, merl?
Dexter Fong: New Plumbi ng
Merlyn: http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00371.html
Merlyn: yes, the 15th
Merlyn: FMU will broadcast and stream "The Firesign Theatre Radio Hour" Tuesday nights from 7pm-8pm, beginning June 15 and continuing through the end of September.
Dexter Fong: afk fr
Principalpoop: i just need more fiber fong
cease: you know if they're play the unedited df's?
llanwydd: I'm just out of range of wfmu
llanwydd: I used to listen to it when I lived in new jersey
llanwydd: and I'm pretty sure they had a firesign interview back in the late 70s or early 80s
cease: did you put proctor on dangerous minds on the firesign site, merl?
Merlyn: these are taylor edits cat, they have all the copyrighted music removed
Merlyn: in the updates cat, yes
cease: i spoke with taylor on facebook yesterday, he told ,me he'd be doing the music for the oregon shows
cease: sound effects, etc
cease: nobody know their work better
Merlyn: I'll try to make an LA show I think, in Oct
cease: gopod for you, merl
llanwydd: well, I'm heading out. great to see you all. bbnw
cease: do you know if phil fountain is attending any of the other shows than redding?
Principalpoop: have a super week llan
Merlyn: by llan
Principalpoop: is that the bus? I think so, ciaoo, best luck all
cease: by llan
||||||||| Principalpoop is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:43 PM.
cease: you too poop
Dexter Fong: Bye poop
Dexter Fong: What's the hoops score cat?
cease: you still here, merl?
Dexter Fong: Brackets say he's away cat
cease: la 53, boston 52
cease: now celtics up by 1
cease: i will go watch game. see ya next week
Dexter Fong: If Boston loses, it's over
||||||||| At 10:46 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, cease!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Merlyn: I am back cat, but you aren't
Merlyn: I guess I got here just in time to go
||||||||| "Hey Merlyn!" ... Merlyn turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:48 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 11:53 PM: RedPillTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
AmadeusWolfzart
Bambi
cease
Dexter Fong
fghjwydd
FireFongWays
llanwydd
Merlyn
Principalpoop URL References:
http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/announce/index.html
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00371.html

Rogues' Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"