Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
04/29/2010

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 29, 2010 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| RedPillTweeny waltzes in at 6:50 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| It's 7:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Fire-Flabbered inside, makes a note of the time (7:17 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Fire-Flabbered:

We’re goin’ back to the Shadows again!.
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Out where an Indian’s your friend!.
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Where the vegetables are green,.
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And you can pee right into the stream! .
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(And that’s important!).
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We’re back from the Shadows again!
Fire-Flabbered:

Now, please, .
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everyone lock your wigs,.
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let the air out of your shoes.
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and prepare yourselves for a period of simulated exhilaration..
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Everybody ready? .
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Let’s get in “sync” .
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for our Flight to the Future!
Fire-Flabbered:

We’re docked and open..
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Be sure to inflate shoes before crossing the water..
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Remember, the Rubber Lines are for your convenience and protection. .
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Thank you . .
||||||||| At 7:18 AM, Fire-Flabbered hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (8:24 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 8:26 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:54 PM and the Fool on the Hill bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (8:59 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Merlyn: hmm, maybe I should scroll the large text off
Merlyn: a
Merlyn: e
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem plummets into the garden at 8:59 PM.
ah,clem: hey Merl
Merlyn: hey clem
ah,clem: have some new info
||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: new info on watt?
Merlyn: or are you asking
ah,clem: our main feed is changing, can post it here, or you can get it at cniradio.com, your choice
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 29, 2010 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: when will it change? Next week?
ah,clem: already did, old feed not a relay but just for a while
Merlyn: seems to work now
Merlyn: The http://www.cniradio.com/cniradio.m3u url
the Fool on the Hill: i think this is the first time that i've managed to be here and paying attention at the beginning of the show
cease: have i made it?
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 9:04 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
ah,clem: http://stream-19.streamsolutions.co.uk:9042/ as of 1PM EDT Sunday 4-18-2010
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Pals
Merlyn: hey dex
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu not only made it, you are it
cease: are you really Fred, dex?
ah,clem: hi all
the Fool on the Hill: what were you trying to make?
Dexter Fong: Cat: The guy behind the curtain is Fred
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem
cease: it
Dexter Fong: get down clem
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:06 PM, dragging Bambi by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends ...hopping on one leg lol
Dexter Fong: Apparently Bambi likes *it* like that
ah,clem: I can
Merlyn: hi B
||||||||| llandmyne tiptoes in around 9:07 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
llandmyne: happy thursday
cease: hi all
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
Bambi: hi Dex, Clem, Merl, llan, Cat, FoH
cease: this is a wonderful cd
ah,clem: welcome to Kudzu County
llandmyne: population: one more
Bambi hums, "Happy Thursday to you, Happy Thursday to you, Happy Thursday to you-ou"
Dexter Fong: Kudzu? Gesundheit
Bambi: lol
llandmyne: lol
cease: happy indeed, bambi
Bambi puts on the b*mb proof suit for tonight's show since we have a llandmyne lol
llandmyne: just don't step on me
Bambi: lol
Bambi: if I had a bulldozer...
Dexter Fong: ...I'd drive it in the morning?...
Bambi: no way Jose
Bambi: mine, mine, mine
Dexter Fong: We can't go home again
llandmyne: those are the tranquilizer darts they use at rodeos if I'm not mistaken
||||||||| PanoramaTween steps in at 9:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: Jose, or would that be Josie?
llandmyne: Hey Tween
Bambi: hey Tween
Dexter Fong: Hi tween,
Bambi: gimme back my door knocker ;-)
Dexter Fong: My door knocker is a woodpecker
Bambi: that could be dangerous for the door Dex
Dexter Fong: He also provided the peep hole
Dexter Fong: the ver widening peephole
llandmyne: lol
cease: break on through to the other side
Dexter Fong: The Lizard King
PanoramaTween: Hello, Dear Fruends
Bambi: Kimba
Dexter Fong: Kimba yah
cease: their first hit
cease: i found it electriying.
PanoramaTween: Thus is the ine w.o Ossman, right/
Dexter Fong: Yes
PanoramaTween: ?
Dexter Fong: Correct
llandmyne: yes I was disappointed not to see DO's name on the cover when I bought that album
llandmyne: way back in 85
cease: i didnt hear it til mid 90s
Dexter Fong: They did a few things without DO including Nick Danger
llandmyne: yeah, the 3 Faces of Al
cease: was he in the flick? i dont think so
llandmyne: I didn't hear that one till the 21st century
Dexter Fong: home of my favorite line "He shot herself"
cease: case of the missing yolks
Bambi: lol
llandmyne: I loved the wine commercial
Dexter Fong: The Egg white frittata Mystery is what we wanted to call it
cease: that is now possible, dex. probably was then too
Dexter Fong: I suggested it
Dexter Fong: Too Bhudist they said
llandmyne: ?
Dexter Fong: ??
llandmyne: that two
Dexter Fong: and also both
cease: the long arm of mutt and smutt
cease: originally it was mut n' chop
PanoramaTween: "and no Buddhist writers!!"
Dexter Fong: Yes
Dexter Fong: lol Cat
llandmyne: I only remember mutt and smutt from Just Folks
cease: i was just listening to last week's hour hour, when they considered the album title definitely to be the bosch thing
Dexter Fong: Basch???
cease: as of end of april
Dexter Fong: Bosch???
Merlyn: Borscht
Dexter Fong: ???Busch????
cease: we'll be heironymous bosch, but faust
llandmyne: lol
the Fool on the Hill has been interrupted by something that could wait untill later (but would make too much sense to), and will be back later
Dexter Fong: Thenks for paying a little attention FOH =))
llandmyne: very little
Dexter Fong: Now llan, let's not be over critical
Bambi :-)
cease: what was hte name of this show, hill st blues?
Dexter Fong: It's not easy to listen to CNI and keep up simultaneous banter with 4 or 5 crazy guys
llandmyne: I play the albums in my mind
cease: good for our brains, or so they think, dex
Bambi: how true, how true
PanoramaTween: Amazon Women On The Moon owes FST royalties for a couple of the skits
cease: im wathicng jays game, winning for once
cease: catcher has hit 3 home runs. you dont see that every day
llandmyne: right now your up to the "airhead lite"
PanoramaTween: The America Going Out Of Bussiness Sale comes to mind
Dexter Fong: Laura Hawkmoth...one of the original free form rock Radio DeeJays
cease: before rachel donohue?
Dexter Fong: Use to follow Richie Havens and came on after Murray the "K"
llandmyne: murray the k was before my time
cease: wife and colleague of the inventor of the genre
PanoramaTween: So what are you doing about all the Americans coming over the border for free heatlth care, cease?
llandmyne: about 3AM
cease: as long as we have it, no problem for us, tween
Dexter Fong: Tween: They just renamed Canada "New Arizona"
Dexter Fong: Laura took a station ID
llandmyne: catherwood bring me a Dry Amphibian
||||||||| Catherwood hands llandmyne a dry amphibian.
PanoramaTween: Still a 'Commonwealth' of Britian
Dexter Fong wonders if C'wood being an app or program, he could also be considered to be a "server"
PanoramaTween: But then they used to own 2/5 of the planet, so it's hard to argue ;)
Dexter Fong: If he had a woodpecker he wouldn't have any bugs
Dexter Fong: "Player" not C'wood
llandmyne: yes the sun never sets on canada
Dexter Fong: 'cept in the winter
Dexter Fong: then it forever
llandmyne: lol
Dexter Fong: "30 Days of Night"
PanoramaTween: Mmmmmmm Madison Avenue
Dexter Fong: Sounds like W.C. Dog
PanoramaTween: Which one are you?
Bambi: is it Robert, The Bruce?
PanoramaTween: Mind if we ca;; upi Bruce? ;p;
Dexter Fong sings "don't let me down, Robert (CHORUS) Bruce!!"
PanoramaTween: call
PanoramaTween: you
cease: they did a long wc fields riff ini, i thiink, 1st dear friends
PanoramaTween: (Monty Python philosopher's club)
Dexter Fong: at last....A Ring Ball joke
Dexter Fong: The only Ring Ball joke apparently
Dexter Fong: Can I get a second Ring Ball joke ))
PanoramaTween: I have never put what has happened to me in the last 20 years on Asians
PanoramaTween: That's US ;)
llandmyne: why not, its all their fault
PanoramaTween: lol
llandmyne: I'm joking of course
Dexter Fong: tween: Ws it the growing dependence on soya products.....the crisp white collar of a well alundered Dress Shirt?
PanoramaTween: Apparently, according to Bush 'just a goddam piece of paper'
llandmyne: sometimes I worry that my remarks in this chat room are going to be used against me someday in a criminal trial or something
Dexter Fong: The increasing speed of take out food?
cease: its good to worry about that, llan
Dexter Fong: llan: You're having those delusions of grandeur again
cease: it is public info
Dexter Fong: It's be for having an un-inspected vehicle
llandmyne: why it that, cease?
PanoramaTween: The Jack Poet videos are amazing
cease: because it is public. open to anyone with any reason
llandmyne: I'm joking. I haven't revealed what I know about
llandmyne: oops. hit enter too soon
cease: indeed they are, tween
Dexter Fong: and barely contraversional
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:44 PM and Principalpoop waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Fong: Hi Poop
Principalpoop: what?
PanoramaTween: You know about aboot Canada? lol
llandmyne: Hey Princ
PanoramaTween: Hey P
Principalpoop: hi all
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Principalpoop: What is the rod?
cease: poop
PanoramaTween: Bootsie to the Head
PanoramaTween: "...who's funeral is, to-day..."
Principalpoop: Bootsie kicked the bucket?
llandmyne: bootsie and rinso
PanoramaTween: This is no ordinary chat room...
llandmyne: s
llandmyne: I love those names
Principalpoop: llan can hear cni now??
llandmyne: don't know how I typed that s
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 9:47 PM.
cease: because the firesign are no ordinary group
PanoramaTween: Catherwood, please give Monsieur P a bucket
||||||||| Catherwood hands monsieur p a bucket.
Principalpoop: HI E
cease: hi el
llandmyne: I don't know, can you?
PanoramaTween: Hey E
llandmyne: don't let me stop you
llandmyne: Hey E
Principalpoop: you echoed the names I just heard on cni llan, that is why I asked
Elayne: Evenin' all! My attention will be split for the next 10 minutes or so, I'm "at work" (remotely from my home computer).
llandmyne: aha
PanoramaTween: Catherwood, please give P just one more thin waffer
||||||||| Catherwood gets p just one more thin waffer.
Principalpoop: take a waff on me baby
Elayne: This is the last OT I expect to pull for awhile doing this specific task; our "season" ends tomorrow.
Elayne wishes she could have a waff, but not until 10 PM...
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Principalpoop: seasons greetings
Dexter Fong: Merry Summer!!
Principalpoop: so llan, how did you do that?
Principalpoop: llandmyne
llandmyne: do what?
Principalpoop: echo the names I heard on cni
llandmyne: I was just responding to something tween wrote, princ
Principalpoop: ahhh
PanoramaTween: Please, monsieur, just one more tiny thin mint?
llandmyne: he mentioned bootsie and then I mentioned rinso and said I loved those names
PanoramaTween: Do wat? Do wat? do wat?
cease: is everyone listening to the new rfo?
Bambi: maybe justg one (thin mint) *kaboom*
llandmyne: sorry tween I ain't got dat swing
Principalpoop: klondyke bars now come with that ice cream sandwich cake
cease: i was doubtful, but i'm impressed. if only they press on
Dexter Fong: Cat: I'm not listening cause I CAN"T>>OR THEY WONT LET ME>>>ONE OF THOSE
llandmyne: I watched a very old movie today
cease: odd
cease: i think you need java or something
llandmyne: the original (I think) version of Frankenstein filmed in 1910
cease: merl will tell you. bug him when he returns
llandmyne: it was about 20 minutes long I believe
Principalpoop: those are called, hell I can't remember
Dexter Fong: Java script...just put your thumb on the coffe stain
cease: merl complained on facebook to their webdesigner about the lack of that knowledge on the site
cease: i think fountain fixed it.
PanoramaTween: You dare talk about Time Bandits, P?
PanoramaTween: Sir John Guielgood as GOD?
Principalpoop: evil, pure evil, and kitchen appliances
cease: he cant steal time. you can only borrow it
Dexter Fong: Set your watch back an hour and meet me in front of the saloon
PanoramaTween: "It's evil! Don't touch it!!"
Principalpoop: i have never seen a saloon in the yellow pages
Bambi: I am not saying hi to princep since obviously someone else already did ;-)
llandmyne: well don't everybody ask me about frankenstein
Dexter Fong: This is a rather good FST piece
Elayne: Be right back, I'm going to sign off at work.
PanoramaTween: So we can have our hare done, Dex?
Bambi: hey E!
Principalpoop: ok E, give my best to your boss
Dexter Fong: llan: Okay, is he alive?
llandmyne: well, I'll just say that for such an old film it was pretty creepy
cease: ok el
Bambi: yes, it is Dex ... but aren't they all?
Principalpoop: too late not to say hi to me bambi, I can cut and paste
llandmyne: they ought to restore it
cease: a belated high to all
PanoramaTween: Re-Store is dofferent in Austin
Principalpoop: Bambi: I am xxxt saying hi to princep
PanoramaTween: Recycled building materials for a good cause
Principalpoop: and hi to you too
PanoramaTween: We also have a Goodwill Computer Store
Bambi: the skylab is falling...
PanoramaTween: different
llandmyne: naw thet's jest a shootin star
Bambi :-) princep
Principalpoop: always falling, that is called centripidal force in an orbit
PanoramaTween: You'd have fun, JL :)
Bambi: lol llan
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Some pieces *are* better than others...or, let us say are better developed....or work better?
Elayne: Back. And not "at work" any more, yay!
Bambi: yay! E :-)
Principalpoop: the girls were like bad photographs, underdeveloped and over exposed..
||||||||| "10:00 PM? 10:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elayne2 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elayne2 enters and sits in the comfy chair.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Elayne2: Gah, I hate how Flash/Firefox and my Mac don't work together. Sorry about that.
PanoramaTween: "The road to opportunity is paid with Californians" LOL
cease: you all hear this at dif times than i do
Principalpoop: in alabama the tuskaloosea
Principalpoop: wb E
cease: good for you, el
Dexter Fong: Mutt 'n Smutt redux
Elayne2: Brian, are you there? Can you kill my doppelganger?
llandmyne: elayne has been cloned
Principalpoop: hehe she said doppelganger hehe
PanoramaTween: Don't remind me about the oil spill in the Gulf
cease: mutt n smutt never stop
PanoramaTween: They drilled 2 miles down, and something broke
Dexter Fong: Tween: Forget about the oil spill in the Gulf
Principalpoop: fixing the troubled waters I thought
PanoramaTween: Know what you're eating, Dex
Dexter Fong: We must still the troubled waters....Jesus is making an appearance in two days
llandmyne: pardon me a moment while I go send an email
Dexter Fong: no
Bambi: poor pelicans
cease: jack poet is one of the great benefactors of humour ever
PanoramaTween: The safety car? Tucker??
PanoramaTween: Seat belts in 1947
PanoramaTween: Tucker is a very good Jeff Bridges movie
Dexter Fong: And headlights that would follow you everywhere like eyes
PanoramaTween: LOL
PanoramaTween: /me uses his 3rd head lite
Dexter Fong: Good Idea Tween: Get you're 3rd head lite and use the other two for dealing with reality
PanoramaTween: Reality, what a concept...
Dexter Fong: Isn't it
Principalpoop: theoretically
PanoramaTween: (Steve Martin)
Dexter Fong: Back int the senate
Principalpoop: Senator Al Franken
Dexter Fong: Raise a Stein
PanoramaTween: New TX Roadkill Show at - www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Principalpoop: and some people wonder why the right wing are running amok...
Elayne2: Okay, had to step out for a bit and watch another "Downfall" parody, this one about the "Downfall" producers acting like dicks over people parodying that one scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBO5dh9qrIQ&feature=player_embedded
Dexter Fong: Because they wanna?
Elayne2: Tween, "Reality: What a Concept" was Robin Williams, not Steve Martin.
cease: robin getting any worms, el?
PanoramaTween: Gilda Radner sings the SNL children's song, "Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals"
Elayne2: No, Cat.
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat: What are we listening to?
PanoramaTween: Yes
cease: i thought cuz of all the flicks, there'd be greater need for his services
PanoramaTween: Yes, comedy is not pretty
cease: pink hotel
cease: i think this was thier first recorded piece in 67
Elayne2: No, Cat.
Elayne2: Br right back.
||||||||| At 10:09 PM, Elayne2 scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
PanoramaTween: Anyone heard from Bubba?
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elayne into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:10 PM, then departs.
PanoramaTween: He put this together (Pink Hotel)
Elayne: There we go.
Dexter Fong: A veritable plethora of Elaynes
Elayne: "YOu do know what a 'plethora' is..."
cease: never enough
PanoramaTween: lol Dex
Elayne: (Three Amigos)
PanoramaTween: The goddess of pleth?
llandmyne: plethora? sounds like some sort of drab looking flower
PanoramaTween: Good one, E ;)
Dexter Fong: The greeks had a word for it
Dexter Fong: and it wasn't gyro
llandmyne: I see a kind of faded orange color in my minds eye
Dexter Fong: or two spaniards copulating
cease: orange is usually good
Principalpoop: goodness gracious adolf
PanoramaTween: Mmmmmm isles of sandwich
Dexter Fong: Good call cat
cease: a line from freak for a week
PanoramaTween: Want a nice gyro punch?
Dexter Fong: It's annoying when I here something I know well but can't remember where/when etc it was done
cease: i feel like the sun, or, an orange?
cease: i might have that wrong
Principalpoop: plyth is that big stone thing that statues and horses and things sit on
Dexter Fong: Perhaps a tangering, or a mango?
llandmyne: well, then you must feel mighty big
Principalpoop: plynth
cease: a halfling in a holocaust. what an image
Dexter Fong: Have you all met Plynth Charminge
PanoramaTween: /me drops the cocoanuts on Dex's head
llandmyne: a mango is multi-colored
Principalpoop: an orange is orange colored
Dexter Fong: A coconut? there must be sparrows about
PanoramaTween: not in england
llandmyne: not all of them
PanoramaTween: coloured people
Dexter Fong: Perhaps it's the might sparrow
Dexter Fong: mighty
Principalpoop: we are all colored people, except the albinos
Dexter Fong: yassuh!!
PanoramaTween: Can you spare a couple of African sparrows?
llandmyne: Albino Staynes
PanoramaTween: lol
Principalpoop: i need to work on my alibido
Dexter Fong: llan, you extremely silly foreighner, I blow my nose in the direction of your URL
llandmyne: reminds me of a vangelis album
Principalpoop: hehe he said vangelis hehe
Dexter Fong: The vagina Album
Principalpoop: rhymes with doris
Dexter Fong: Yes friends, Courney Love is back and more direct...more in your face, than ever
PanoramaTween: The virgin queen? Virginia?
llandmyne: oh, please
Dexter Fong: The Student prince?
llandmyne: let her be back where we can't see her
PanoramaTween: You can have Courtney
Principalpoop: oh please yes or oh please noooo?
Dexter Fong: Close the curtains fred
PanoramaTween: I'll work with the Ace In The 'whole' Band anyday ;)
PanoramaTween: In fact, I have
llandmyne: Ace was not a very good band
PanoramaTween: Opened for Yes in Phoenix
llandmyne: I heard about that fiasco
Principalpoop: Alice Cooper or Frank Zappa?
llandmyne: a friend of mine went to see Yes/Ace in jersey city and said ace was not very welcome at all
llandmyne: got to admit that's not the perfect double bill
Elayne: Back again, before I start to fade entirely.
PanoramaTween: I've had the good luck to see Pat Moraz live 3x
cease: i hope all is well with you el
PanoramaTween: Twice in DC and once in Phoenix
Principalpoop: Old Elaynes never fade away, they just say good night and exit fast
PanoramaTween: Relayer tour
PanoramaTween: Very different from Wakeman
llandmyne: Tween! you lucky dog
PanoramaTween: You bet, LL :)
llandmyne: I saw wakeman twice and downes once
Dexter Fong: Strange....Got dropped by chat but kept CNI, then got dropped by chat
Dexter Fong: and CNI
Elayne: No, they just multitask, PrinPoop. In a way I feel like I'm still working.
Principalpoop: strange
Elayne: Reminder, by the way: Free Comic Book Day is this Saturday.
PanoramaTween: Much respect for Mr. Wakeman
Principalpoop: Who is keeping them in prisons?
Principalpoop: let them out, to be read by somebody
PanoramaTween: Also Keith on the Brain Surgery tour
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Heard SanDiego schmeared Cmic Con #500.000 to stay in Dog town
llandmyne: never saw elp
PanoramaTween: 4 very heavily modified Leslies. Quad at the Capitol Center
Elayne: Yeah Dex, apparently it's made the AP and everything.
llandmyne: got to take my cholestrol medicine
Elayne: I remember back when the con was accessible enough to someone like me. Not any more, not for a decade at least.
cease: should i go and stock up, el? anything to look forward to?
Elayne: My last SDCC was, I think, in 2000.
PanoramaTween: Be well
Elayne: Might have been '99.
Dexter Fong: E: It made the Daily News
Elayne: They prob'ly picked up the wire story, Dex.
Dexter Fong: Hope those wires were'nt hot
Elayne: Cat, I haven't really been keeping track, but it wouldn't hurt to check out your local shop. Hey, it's free!
cease: good price
PanoramaTween: Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium...
Principalpoop: offer not applicable outside the contiguous 47 states and arizona
PanoramaTween: Red Lescter?
Dexter Fong: Tween: Got any Red Leicester
PanoramaTween: LOL
PanoramaTween: Same page ;)
Dexter Fong: Ah I'll take a half stone
llandmyne: as opposed to pink leicester?
cease: cheese is one of the greatest source of pleasure and nourishment in my life
PanoramaTween: Which one's?
Dexter Fong: Pink Lester? That was my stage name when I was doing gay communism reviews
Principalpoop: coffee
Elayne: Cat, when we're here we need to go to the Third Avenue Cheese Shop in the East Village. Too crowded for Robin but I think you might like it.
Dexter Fong: E: Not crowded during the week
cease: i think about food alot. even more than usual
PanoramaTween: The United Nations rules
Principalpoop: nobody goes there anymore it is too crowded...
PanoramaTween: and annon and annon
llandmyne: I think my favorite will always be extra sharp new york cheddar
cease: i had a trout i found thrilling on tuesday night. see my blog
Elayne: Oh, that's right Dex, it's not that far from your home digs, I forgot. We should definitely make it a weeknight, then.
llandmyne: even though obviously no cheddar is real unless it is made in england
cease: the better food you get, the more you want to stay at that level
llandmyne: I've had the real thing
Elayne: If it's from the US it really oughtn't be called "Cheddar," that's like calling all sparkling wine "Champagne."
Elayne: Exactly so, Llan. I stock up on the real thing every time we visit Robin's family.
PanoramaTween catches a trout from the reflecting pool
cease: they are categories
cease: between good cheddar and bad is as wide as the galaxy
llandmyne: when I went to england they would eat white cheddar for lunch on white bread with no condiments
Principalpoop: States that begin with A, Countries that begin with P
llandmyne: it was fine on its own
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give PanoramaTween this heaping dist of Koi Poi
||||||||| Catherwood brings panoramatween this heaping dist of koi poi.
PanoramaTween: lol
Principalpoop: that was france llan, and it was brie
PanoramaTween: You want a nice punch bowl?
llandmyne: oh, you remember, princ?
Dexter Fong: llan: When I was in England, I had the "ploughman's lunch" 3 acres of top soil and 6 liters of petrol
Principalpoop: how could I forget, you wore blue, I was late, ahhh I remember it well
Dexter Fong: and random vegetation
llandmyne: lol, princ
PanoramaTween: "I don't care how f&*^ing runny it is..."
llandmyne: the ploughman's lunch doesn't sound very appetizing
PanoramaTween is late for supper
Principalpoop: bring tea for the tillerman, top soil for the ploughman
Dexter Fong: It's really rich loamy top soil...lottsa earthworms
Dexter Fong: And asphlat for the asshole.....
llandmyne: I had rice and chickpeas for supper
Principalpoop: chili
PanoramaTween: Texas drug laws are particularlt draconian
llandmyne: what is loam, by the way?
PanoramaTween: You aren't Willie Nelson
cease: i bet draco would be embarrassed
Principalpoop: comes before a loan
Dexter Fong: They have'nt stopped Willie Nelson
llandmyne: I was wondering that this evening when I was reading a midsummer night's dream
PanoramaTween: Willie is a black belt
llandmyne: bottom says, "some man or other must present Wall, and let him have some loam or some roughcast about him"
PanoramaTween: Some people have peoblems with that
Merlyn: hey, see yas next week
PanoramaTween: problems
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 10:37 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: loam is dirt
Dexter Fong: llan: Loam is a particularly rich top soil with a lot of vegetation and stuff like that
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn
Principalpoop: thanks and night M
Elayne: I'm going to have to take leave of this chat, folks. I feel like I still haven't stopped working.
Elayne: Next week, all.
llandmyne: aha. thanks
Principalpoop: ciao E
cease: Loam is reallly good shit, mrs presky
cease: by el
PanoramaTween: NYC rocks
llandmyne: you have a loamy mind
PanoramaTween: Nice place to visit :-)
llandmyne: Nite Elayne
Dexter Fong: Hey, I'm the Kingm I don't have any loam on me
llandmyne: there's nothing to do in new york city
Principalpoop: the city that never sleeps llan
Dexter Fong: Haven't we had enough of these border wars
llandmyne: better than a barnes and noble war
PanoramaTween: Haven't been there since '77 Will take your word for it
PanoramaTween: Mixed at a club for a band from DC
Dexter Fong: The Nobles defeated the Barnes easily. they burned them and they couldn't run away
PanoramaTween: Jeremiah Samuels Band
Dexter Fong: Jewish eh?
Dexter Fong: =))
llandmyne: sent a birthday email to a friend of mine a while ago. hope he doesn't get it till tomorrow
PanoramaTween: Yes, his parents were
Dexter Fong: long beards
llandmyne: jeremiah samuels sounds very biblical
Dexter Fong: Later became The rolling papers
PanoramaTween: Think Little Feat
Dexter Fong: little feet = little genit.....
Principalpoop: little feat and big noses? did I go too far?
Dexter Fong: ooops
PanoramaTween: LOL
PanoramaTween: The nose knows...
llandmyne: that'll come back to haunt you, princ
Dexter Fong: Not far enough for mean, pilgrim
Dexter Fong: and here it is
Principalpoop: i thought twice before I insulted an entire people
PanoramaTween: "Oh! My knows..."
llandmyne: groping for the door...
Dexter Fong: Twice? wow you gotta lotta time on yah
cease: li feat wrote some great tunes
PanoramaTween: 2012 Grand Canyon
PanoramaTween: Let's get together
Dexter Fong: Hickock railrod
Dexter Fong: road
llandmyne: the mention of little feat brings back youthful memories
llandmyne: ah, the 70s
cease: like almond brothers, atlanta rs plus zappa, great music
Principalpoop: blue suede shoes
llandmyne: not that I'm not youthful in my 40s
Dexter Fong: And how about those cashew Sisters
llandmyne: I didn't discover the allmans until the 21st century
cease: if you are in good shape, your age is not that relevant
Principalpoop: poor llan
Principalpoop: the voice of ahhh, clem
llandmyne: and I still say fillmore east is all the allman's you need
Principalpoop: thank you ahhhh, clem
cease: thanks again, clem
ah,clem: have a great week everyone!
Principalpoop: toad away
llandmyne: you too, clem!
cease: hey folks, is anyone listening to the new radio free oz?
Dexter Fong: Thank you Clem and godde nighte
||||||||| ah,clem is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:47 PM.
Dexter Fong: Cat: I don't cause its on at an realy incoventient
Dexter Fong: time
llandmyne: fine thing to throw clem out the window
Bambi: have a great night folks!
Dexter Fong: afkfr
llandmyne: after all the work he did
Bambi: see ya next time :-)
Principalpoop: all the best bambi, thanks again
llandmyne: Nite Bambi!
cease: no dex, its archived. you can listen whenever you want
Bambi : hugs
||||||||| Bambi leaves to catch the 10:49 PM train to Hellmouth.
cease: i listen to it whenever. its much beter than i expected
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: he has to build up an audience, and if not us, who?
Principalpoop: i tried one, the start was almost serious, about the afghan war, i needed lighter, at least at the start, I will try it again
cease: bambi and clem are our core
cease: poop, just move your cursor. when i hear i tune i dont like, i just move forward till i hear a bergman rap orf an ossman poem
Principalpoop: no no no
cease: there is really good stuff in there, but you have to edit it
Principalpoop: that is cheating,
cease: no poop, that is saving yourself pain.
Principalpoop: i enjoy serious discussions, and I agreed with them, it was just the wrong time
Dexter Fong: black
Dexter Fong: er brack
Principalpoop: huh?
Dexter Fong: brackish
cease: ack ack
llandmyne: cease, just so I know ahead, are you still planning to come to new york next month?
Dexter Fong: but not Mexican
Principalpoop: next month already?
cease: my cat blues needs food. back in a minute
Dexter Fong: llan: Cat's tentative plans are for October
llandmyne: I've got some important things I could do in new york city in may, actually
Principalpoop: and I will make coffee, jump on the bus, have a super week...
||||||||| "10:54 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
llandmyne: some auditions, etc
llandmyne: Nite Princ
Dexter Fong: llan: May? You must come...the pole danc...er polish may pole dancers will be in town
llandmyne: last time I came to nyc was in may
Dexter Fong: The scent of Kibasa wafts for miles
llandmyne: stayed overnight in a hostel before my audition the next morning
llandmyne: I actually chatted from there you might vaguely remember
Dexter Fong: llan: Yes. a year or two ago?
llandmyne: last year
llandmyne: a hostel is an interesting place to stay
llandmyne: it's not as unfriendly as the name implies
Dexter Fong: Hostel form Host or "HOST" as in to welcome and el or "EL" as in elevated or heightened
Dexter Fong: thus highly welcome
Dexter Fong: or auf wiedersehen
Dexter Fong: or adieux
Dexter Fong: or sayanora
Dexter Fong: or buh=bye
Dexter Fong: looses a lot in translation
llandmyne: I get it though
Dexter Fong: lol
llandmyne: I've got to get out of this apartment
Dexter Fong: I almost lost it
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llandmyne: I think I told you my 91 year old landlord died very recently and his son is a real bastard
Dexter Fong: well struck Catherood
llandmyne: it's really getting on my nerves
llandmyne: he'll stand out there and pound on my door and yell instead of just knock
Dexter Fong: Don't remember but sounds like a bad moon rising
llandmyne: yeah, I really want out
Dexter Fong: Out of town etc or out and into another, better place
llandmyne: well, any place has got to be better
cease: i hope you find a better place
llandmyne: but the thing is I can't afford a security deposit on another apartment unless he gives me back the one I paid his father and I'm not counting on it
cease: i konw something about landlords.
llandmyne: I've had a few
cease: in her 8th month of pregnancy, Fumiyio answered the door and discovered our land lady, whom we'd never met before
cease: jhe saw pregnant Fumiyo she evicted us. that's a bad landlady
cease: legally not allowed to do that, but thankfully a friend had an apt open
llandmyne: I had a landlady who did illegal things to me as well
llandmyne: she was the first "landperson" I ever had. real strange lady
llandmyne: yeah that sounds like a rotten thing to do, just throw you out because you're expecting
cease: strangess is not finite
Dexter Fong: well dear friends, time for me to leave
llandmyne: this landlady of mine had been a professor at columbia university and spoke five languages
cease: off you go, dex. see you next weewk
llandmyne: yeah, I better get to bed too. been great as always. see you next week
Dexter Fong: See you guys next week
cease: off we flee
||||||||| cease rushes off, saying "11:09 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llandmyne - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Ben Bland close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 11:23 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule.
Ben Bland: Wake up!
||||||||| Ben Bland rushes off, saying "11:23 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| PanoramaTween - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| the Fool on the Hill - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 3:03 AM: Caterino jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Caterino - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Ben Bland
cease
Dexter Fong
Elayne2
Elayne
Fire-Flabbered
llandmyne
Merlyn
PanoramaTween
Principalpoop
the Fool on the Hill URL References:
http://stream-19.streamsolutions.co.uk:9042/
http://www.cniradio.com/cniradio.m3u
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBO5dh9qrIQ&feature=player_embedded

Rogues' Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"