Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
09/24/2009

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 24, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "7:21 AM and late as usual, it's Firebroiled, just back from Billville."
Firebroiled: We’re goin’ back to the Shadows again!
Out where an Indian’s your friend!
Where the vegetables are green,
And you can pee right into the stream!
(And that’s important!)
We’re back from the Shadows again!
Firebroiled: You know, I think we’re all Bozos on this bus!
||||||||| Firebroiled leaves at 7:22 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and RedPillTweeny plummets into the garden at 7:51 PM.
||||||||| It's 8:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem falls out at 8:28 PM.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '" a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| At 8:29 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:53 PM and late as usual, it's Principalpoop, just back from Roanoke."
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 8:54 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: Hi Poop
||||||||| "8:57 PM? 8:57 PM!!" says Catherwood, "c should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as c enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Dexter Fong: Hi cat
c: greetings feces
c: hey dex
Dexter Fong: How do
c: on the news now, it is revealed that cheap local wine is actually imported
c: thaknfully i only buy imported
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'Bambi', just granted probation at 8:59 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| It's 9:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Perhaps the imported is really cheap local
: acoustic guiiiitar
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's Principalpoop, just back from Roanoke."
c: deer alert
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
Principalpoop: i was here what happened?
Principalpoop: you people snuck in
Principalpoop: howdy
Dexter Fong: Poop: If you were here you know what happened..don't waste our time
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 24, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
c: when i joined here last week, clem was saying i should join in the first few minurtes to find out what would be on tongiht. i guess not tonight
Dexter Fong: There's important chat to do
c: i'm too fat to sneak in anywhere, poop
Principalpoop: do I know you c? now c here c
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mudhead close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule.
c: hi mud.
Dexter Fong: Hi Muddie
Principalpoop: hi mud
Principalpoop: wb fong
Mudhead: allo
||||||||| Catherwood ushers wydd into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:02 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: maybe c is ahh, clem
wydd: hello dear friends
c: you werent here last week, dex
Bambi: hey Mudhead
c: or is just my lack of proper intoxicants
Dexter Fong: Hi wydd
Bambi: so how has your week been folks?
Principalpoop: wots up wyd wydd?
Dexter Fong: Yes, I know Cat
c: hi ll
Bambi: llan is feeling short tonight?
c: you;re smarter than you let on, dex
Principalpoop: ahh thanks nino, I bet c is cease
Principalpoop: lock your wigs
Mudhead: its mini-llan
wydd: lol
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: Not by much
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ah,clem into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:04 PM, then departs.
ah,clem: hi all
wydd: hey clem!
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem
||||||||| PinkTweenBurnedDown tiptoes in around 9:04 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: my week was a pretty weak week
Bambi: ah, ok. ... had to check where I was tonight ... in AZ tonight
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Yo
Principalpoop: hi tween
wydd: may I have a cuff of cawpee, catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood snubs wydd
Bambi: sorry to hear about the Little Opry in Indiana Tween
Dexter Fong: Hi Tween
wydd: lol
Principalpoop: the voice of ahh, clem
Bambi: hey Clem
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Lo dere, Dex
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Thanks, Bambi
wydd: git alawng little opry
c: hi clem
PinkTweenBurnedDown: That was pretty cool little 2000 seat hall (if you liked Country)
wydd: what about little opry? what happened?
Principalpoop: thunder in september? the devil is beating his wife
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Let me find a news story
Bambi: it had a pink hotel moment :-(
c: is oprahj littlle again?
Mudhead: dang gun burnt
wydd: I wonder if I know the devil's wife
Principalpoop: ospreys are a kind of bird
Mudhead: no, but I'VE MET HER FRIENDS
wydd: lol
c: obama has a sweeping policy vision
Principalpoop: oh lord won't you buy me a mer ce dees benz
Mudhead: dag nabbitt
c: sayeth the news
Bambi: or mixed up aviation equipment that can turn their rotors to take off vertically
PinkTweenBurnedDown: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-concertvenue-fire,0,4446344.story
c: is your town still imperilled, bambi?
PinkTweenBurnedDown: I spent most of the 80's mixing there
Bambi: guess it will take a few days for the forensics guys to determine the cause of the blaze Tween?
Dexter Fong: Tween: YOU were a bartender?
Bambi: yes, it certainly is Cat ... more so than ever in fact
wydd: I tried to click on the link and then amrad redirected me
Mudhead: Minnie Pearl played there, and talkin bout teabags...
PinkTweenBurnedDown: P - Janis played in bars here, way back when
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Yeah, Dex LOL
Principalpoop: he stopped loving her taday
c: i spent the 80s teaching people to speak english. maybe not a good idea
PinkTweenBurnedDown: House Soundman
Dexter Fong: Janis Ian?
wydd: janus film collection, actually
PinkTweenBurnedDown: It was a 2000 seat 'family' sort of place. Like a hall in Branson, fo you know what that is
Dexter Fong: Byron Janis?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elayne into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:11 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: wyyd: That was my next guess
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Hey E
Principalpoop: ian you sitting in the rain
Principalpoop: hi E
Mudhead: hi E
c: i hope none of you work for the census
Dexter Fong: Hi E:
c: hi el
wydd: Hi Elayne!
Elayne: Evenin' all, and happy Arthur's Day! http://www.250.guinness.com.lbwa.ntt.net/en-row/250-index.html
c: always elated to see you
Mudhead: not hangin around anyway
Bambi: well what was it that Danny DeVito said in OPM ... now he has his people learning Japanese, go figure (OPM - Other People's Money)
Dexter Fong: Today is also Natural Punctuation Day
Bambi: hey Elayne
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Sorry, about to spam...
PinkTweenBurnedDown: An Indiana music landmark is gone. The Little Nashville Opry burned to the ground last Saturday night after the last show of the evening. The building was vacant at the time. It's been rumored that the owner owes $65,000 in back taxes, and the Federal Bureau of ATF has joined the investigation into the cause of the blaze.--I was the house soundman at the Opry from 1981 to 1989, and met some of the finest acts in Country Music at the the time. The fire is a devastating blow to the Nashville, IN community, and to country music in Indiana in general.--Watch a news broadcast about the fire here:--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-olU1lh6Z9s
Mudhead: Sorry, about to hurl...
c: is robin any closer to work, el?
Elayne: Not yet, Cat.
wydd: natural punctuation? is it organically grown?
c: bumer
PinkTweenBurnedDown: LOL Mud
Dexter Fong: wydd: It's all about the colon +00
Dexter Fong: =))
wydd 00
Elayne: Sorry to hear about that, Tween.
c: i rode the new train line to the airport the other day
Dexter Fong: Cat: That's nice
Bambi: is it one of those really fast trains Cat?
Principalpoop: how was it?
Bambi: like the L
c: `6 stations from the seabus where i connect from my north van place,
wydd let me try this again
c: i bought a day pass and stopped at about 10 of them.
wydd: wow
c: not at all like the L in chicago, bambi
Principalpoop: now put it over there
c: but a bit like some tokyo subway stations
c: 16 new stations
wydd: I've got to ride a bullet train someday
Bambi: sounds nice Cat
Elayne: Cat, are they building all that for the 'lympics?
c: in japan? they're very pleasent to ride
Principalpoop: makes me think of pelham 123, the original
c: yes ie of my statinos was called Olypic Village. it was pretty much a parking lot
c: the proviince will lose vast sums on olympics
c: we'll be taxed to death for the rest of our lives, is susprect
Bambi: was an interesting movie Pelham 123
Principalpoop: it turned the lake placid region around
Bambi: that's hard to swallow right now with the economy as it is
Principalpoop: the remake was disappointing
wydd: never saw either one
Bambi: (taxation) however, princep is right ... could help revenue in other ways to offset
||||||||| It's 9:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| PinkTweenBurnedDown - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
wydd: Princ, you always come in unnoticed. doesn't catherwood introduce you anymore?
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to wydd and yells "Stop typing gibberish, wydd!"
Principalpoop: i was here before you llan, i asked wots up wyd wydd?
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a toasted almost and passes favorite drinks to everyone
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almost and passes favorite drinks to everyone.
wydd: ah right. don't mind me
Principalpoop: i will gnaw on your ankle
Bambi: clem is fading away...
wydd: lol
ah,clem: ...
c: whats next, clem?
Dexter Fong: What happened to Tweeny
Bambi: much better ... certainly better than globners I would think
Principalpoop: did we all have the same dream the other night?
wydd: that reminds me, Gnawth by Gnawthwest was on tcm the other night
Principalpoop: he fell out
wydd: my second favorite hitchcock after the 39 Steps
Bambi: I had a blast watching Castle tonight on hulu
c: got anything to smoke?
ah,clem: Bozos, have not run that in some time
Principalpoop: birds
||||||||| Catherwood leads PinkTweenBurnedDown into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:24 PM, then departs.
Bambi: (seasn 2 ep 1)
c: good idea, clem
Bambi: yes, good one for sure llan
c: tween
Bambi: wb Tween
Dexter Fong: wb Tween
PinkTweenBurnedDown: My browser carped
Principalpoop: wb tween
c: my jays just tied the mariners. unbeliveble
Bambi: great memory of life I think I lost you (Tween)
c: waht is castle, bambi
Elayne is psyched about the Yankees/Red Sox series this weekend.
Bambi: funny show with Nathan Fillion from Firefly ... show done by Firefly's Joss Whedon
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Met some good people, Bambi
Bambi: well, not just funny, it's police, murder, mystery, comedy, heartwarming
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Changed my attitude about Contrary Musik
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Bernie Leadon of The Eagles with New Grass Revivial
PinkTweenBurnedDown: People of that quality very often
Mudhead: Go Boston!
c: i assumje you are a yankees fan, el
c: hi mud
Mudhead: hi cat
Bambi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Castle
c: i first befame a baseball fan when the dodgers moved to la
Elayne: I like both NY teams, Cat, but the Mets have been really horrid this year.
c: i still hate the yankees for rbeating them before i was born
PinkTweenBurnedDown: New York, a town so nice they named it twice and made two baseball teams
Dexter Fong: Three at one time
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Really?
wydd: my grandmother used to watch the mets absolutley every night on WOR
Bambi: only baseball game I ever saw in person was when I visited an aunt and uncle many years ago and they took me to see the Cincinatti Reds play and it was a lot of fun being there with them
c: but fumiy's nephew who has grown up in nyc is a yankees fan so i cannot in any ratiional sense ex[ress my dislike of the team]
c: like dogers/giants as la/sf rivalyr transportd from ny suburbs
wydd: when I visited I would watch with her. we always had a bowl of ice cream while we watched the game
c: good for you bambi
Elayne could use some ice cream...
c: but baseball has kept me alive
Principalpoop: i went and saw the senators once during their last season in washington
PinkTweenBurnedDown: There are no communists in Cinci, Bambi
wydd: I went to an expos game in montreal many years ago
wydd: saw them beat the astros
c: fumiyos frined was a communist in cincincatti. she eventually moved to sf
PinkTweenBurnedDown: lol c
c: i went to espos game in 73. drank so many beer i remember nothing of the game
wydd: lol
Bambi: well, being 16 at the time, and the first time I had been away from home on my own, it was great lol
Dexter Fong: afkfr
PinkTweenBurnedDown: You esposa was playing baseball?
Bambi: my aunt and uncle were great people
c: we had drop drill, the threat of immenient death, and then we had baseball
c: gues which was more appelaing?
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Hide under your wooden desks in case of nuke attack
Bambi: hockey?
c: exactly, tween
c: every friday at 10 am, we'd all have to duck under our wooden decks
c: this was trhe 50s.
wydd: olympic stadium, montreal, is really cool
c: when death really came clsoe in 62, no one mentioned wooden desks
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Haven't been in Montreal since the World's Fair in '67, but it was quite an impressive city back then
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Yeah cease, lol
Bambi: there will be much to answer for when everything is said and done ....
Elayne: Wow, Chevy Chase is actually in a TV show that's funny. COMMUNITY - Highly recommended.
wydd: I live only about 150 miles from it but I've only been there three times
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Nice little kiddie bonfire if a nuke got close
c: by you, el?
Principalpoop: the first episode was ok E
Elayne: Yes Cat, by me.
||||||||| "Hey Dexter Fong!" ... Dexter Fong turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:36 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Dexter Fong bounds in at 9:36 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: wb f
ah,clem: ...
Bambi: wb Dex
Dexter Fong: Had to reset my settings
c: they're not exactly on our side
c: a great line
c: fong is
Bambi: Mudhead is fading away....
c: come back mud
Mudhead: grey mud
PinkTweenBurnedDown: I asked clem to play this album because of the country music
Principalpoop: yahoo
Bambi: must not be from Georgia
Bambi: JL did play it after all :-)
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Doubt the crowd at the Little Nashville Opry would have appreciated FST on stage, nevertheless ;)
Elayne is starting to feel the effects of the Guinness...
Elayne: Next week, all.
wydd: what country music?
Principalpoop: skal E
Dexter Fong: Night E
PinkTweenBurnedDown thinks E is a very stout woman
Bambi: bet it feels good E! have a great week!
ah,clem: his second choice, Bambi
wydd: lol
||||||||| At 9:41 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: Roller MAIDENS WYDD
wydd: Oh, yes
c: by el
Bambi: yes, good choice
wydd: blangy dangy ding dang....mah peggy lou....
PinkTweenBurnedDown: lol LL
Principalpoop: that is mah peggy lou
c: i don think bad choices are possilbe
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Peggy's going to the loo again?
Principalpoop: good choice
c: where is hemlock toinght?
PinkTweenBurnedDown: How very Zen of you, cease
Bambi: good point Cat LOL
c: i livdd in japan for far too long
Bambi: good question, hope all is well with Stones and Honey
Bambi: and Doc and Lily
PinkTweenBurnedDown: The Japanese really did make their own form of Buddhism, didn't they?
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Yeahm was just wondering the other day how Honey is doing
Principalpoop: shintu, gesundheit
PinkTweenBurnedDown: and missing Doc & Lili
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Shinto's some quite different, I do believe
PinkTweenBurnedDown: something
c: i sple to them a few weeks ago .they are busy
Bambi: Lili
PinkTweenBurnedDown: More anamisitc/spirit worship, right cease?
c: she is looking for work
c: i'm sure she'll find a good job
c: she's too valuable not to employ
Bambi: at least she is well enough to think about going back to work ... that's a good thing
c: indeed, bambi
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Problem is, the tech industry has so many people looking for so few jobs
PinkTweenBurnedDown: At least that's what's happened in Austin
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Yeah, ditto Bambi
c: indeed, tween
c: she was at the top, but it was a few years ago
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Well, we'll all keep our fingers crossed
Dexter Fong: It's very hard to type like that
c: i think she'll find a job
Mudhead: ut oh, i'm greyin out agin
PinkTweenBurnedDown: The Boyz seem to be keeping busy, albeit in smaller venues
Principalpoop: you and ahh, clem
c: are you into grey mud?
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Mudhead The Grey waves his magic mouse
Principalpoop: earl grey mud
c: tween, yo mean the fireklads? it is amazing they are working
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Yes, c
Dexter Fong: Grey Mud Marijuana
c: that means they see the possiblity of money from their contineud conversatoins
Mudhead: mmmm, mud bugs
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Exactly
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Maybe bodes well for a new album, or at least a new collaberation
c: at this point in their lives, why would they work, unles for money?
Dexter Fong: Because they enjoy it?
Principalpoop: the applause, the heat of the grease paint
c: tween, merl, would konw about that
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Well, they've apparently had their personal disagreements
c: uh, i suspect not, dex
Dexter Fong: For many time over many years
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Good that they're willing to work together
Bambi: and exposure ... publicity .... keeping their names out there is a good thing
wydd: sdfghjkl
Dexter Fong: Cat:IN the live shows they *do* seem to be enjoying themsleves and having fun
PinkTweenBurnedDown: You bet, Bambi
Principalpoop: we are all bozos on this bus wydd
wydd: you can say that again
Principalpoop: a fair for all and nofair to anybody
Dexter Fong: you *should* say that agian
c: dex, i think having fun is what they've spent muc of their lives doing
wydd: pluck the duck
c: i alwyas thought it was fuck
wydd: I've heard it both ways
Dexter Fong: pluck the fuck?
Principalpoop: pluck the fuck?
Dexter Fong: Fuck the pluck
Dexter Fong: full speed ahead
c: like that newsman. instead of pluck the chicken, he said anotrher word
Dexter Fong: duck?
Principalpoop: you saw that too?
wydd: in fact when I was in grade school a friend of mine and I used to see how loud we could say that particular expression without the teachers deciphering it
Dexter Fong: pheasant?
wydd: we would disguise the words a little
Bambi: I recently read that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote so many Sherlock Holmes stories that he dreaded it and had a love/hate relationship with his own character Sherlock Holmes; but the public would hear nothing about it and drove him to have to write more Sherlock Holmes ....they must have had a lot of letters come to the publishing company lol
c: when i was in 9th gtade, where was a mobile of a sun in the science class room
wydd: one time the other kid almost got in trouble
c: it said, have a sunny disposition
Dexter Fong: Isn't that nice
c: i changed it to an F
Dexter Fong: disfosition?
c: took a awile for tescher to notice
ah,clem: funny ;)
wydd: years after we graduated when we would see each other we would yell "UKaUK!"
Bambi: lol Cat
wydd: it's still funny
c: maybe its a funn disposition to this day. this was 1964
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
wydd: that kid grew up to be a mortician
ah,clem: you went to UK U?
wydd: maybe i didn't tell that story right
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Bambi >>the public would hear nothing about it and drove him to have to write more Sherlock Holmes<< - undoubtedly Star Trek was like that after a while
Dexter Fong: UK UK a school so nice they initalized it twice
wydd: well, it's funny to me if not to anyone else
Mudhead: sorry guys, early night for me, see ya next week
c: ok mud
ah,clem: good night Mud
Principalpoop: night mud pluck a duck
wydd: Nite Muddy
Bambi: wydd was that any thing like Frostbite University that Bullwinkle Moose went to?
||||||||| 10:03 PM -- Mudhead left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Later, Mudman. Rest well...
Dexter Fong: Night Mudhead don't forget your 30-weight
ah,clem: Bullwinkle went to What'samatta U
Bambi: ah, right Clem lol
wydd: oh, skip it. I tried to tell an anecdote. it lost something in the bad translation
Bambi: Wat'samatta U, in Frostbite Falls
Dexter Fong: Robert Frostbite U, the big ten poetry school?
ah,clem: we got it, I was joking with you
Bambi: sorry llan lol
Dexter Fong: wydd: Perhaps its your internet connection
Bambi: we were messing with you ... didn't miss what you said ;-)
c: clem, do you know in advance what you'l play?
Principalpoop: so your mortician buddy almost got caught and almost in trouble once?
Dexter Fong: I saw what he wrote but all the vowels were gone
Bambi: What'samatta U ... why you looka like dat?
ah,clem: no, not really, just make it up as I go along, Cat
Dexter Fong: poop: Right, he was plucking something that didn't make music
PinkTweenBurnedDown: nose hair?
Dexter Fong: No thanks
Dexter Fong: You go right ahead though
PinkTweenBurnedDown: lol
Bambi: lol dex
wydd: we went all though school together. in 2nd grade I asked him if he wanted to be an undertaker like his dad. he emphatically said no
wydd: now that's exactly what he is
Principalpoop: jay leno talked about 60 year old man arrested for masturbating while driving his car, what crime is that? car jacking? he did not know
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Dead people are good listeners
ah,clem: at 60 he should get a medal, lol
Dexter Fong: Ehhh I'm a letterman guy and that Scotish Conan guy comes on after dave
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: my sister-in-laws family are morticians, strange sense of humor..
Principalpoop: jan is on early
ah,clem: rather grave?
Dexter Fong: A rigid funny bone?
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Policeman - "Sorry sir, I didn't see your date of birth". You can go...
c: 6 feet uner one of my fave us tvsshows
Principalpoop: never seen it c
c: i cant type at all
Dexter Fong: That last bit came good
c: not a change
Dexter Fong: I could read every word
Dexter Fong: all vowels present
wydd: ever heard "I can't ..... for beans".
wydd: never could figure out what it meant
Bambi: it's a funny show princep, but you really want to go back and see it from the beginning
Bambi: hulu might have the first season
Dexter Fong: Perhaps it has something to do with Jacking and the Bean Stalk
ah,clem: means can't ___ for crap, but for polite people
c: i think the bean stocks do ok by themselves
Bambi: likely should have eaten some beans and then he wouldn't have had that kind of trouble? ;-)
Dexter Fong: wydd: It gets worse..how about "...for a Hill of Beans"
Dexter Fong: If the Hill won't come to Mohammad, Mohammad will go to the beans
ah,clem: that meand a pile of crap
Bambi: Jurassic Park ... now that's one big pile of ____
wydd: that sounds familiar, Dex
wydd: LOL Dex
Dexter Fong: I think mohammad was in Blazing saddles...that scene around the campfire
Dexter Fong: He was an ext4ra...played a camel disguised as a horse
Bambi: think you boys have had enough!
Bambi: (beans that is)
Principalpoop: groove tube with useful products from uranus
Dexter Fong: IS THERE ANY MORE Beans Beans Beans Spam Beans Spam Spam?
ah,clem: at uranus, things come out a little differently
Dexter Fong: Uranus...Lotta Klingons hangin' around
wydd: baked beans are off!
Principalpoop: dingleberries
Dexter Fong: And here they come into the first turn
Dexter Fong: Its REFRITO FIRST
Dexter Fong: Here somes Boston Baked one lentgh behind
Dexter Fong: Coming oup on the rail, it the Little Pinto...
Principalpoop: ophelia butts sang the star spangled banner
Dexter Fong: Poop; lol and a wonderful version it was
Dexter Fong: When she came into the audience panic ensued
Principalpoop: she was just picking her seat
Bambi: and that new guy with his new limo with the kidney shaped hot tub built in is bringing up the rear ...
wydd: I'm having dal on rice
Dexter Fong: Those trick gloves that went right to uranus
wydd: catherwood, would you salt my dal a little?
||||||||| Catherwood salts wydd's dal a little.
Principalpoop: who or what is dal?
Dexter Fong: Bambi: He's disqualified, they found alcohol in his syste m
Bambi: lol
wydd: curried lentils
Bambi: he wouldn't have won with all that water in the vehicle anyway lol
Dexter Fong: Dal is kind of a chickpea stew/sauce
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Catherwood, please give Bambi a salt lick
||||||||| Catherwood hands bambi a salt lick.
wydd: I spent a long time making it
Principalpoop: curried lentils? fun for the hole family
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Floor it...surfs up!!!!!!
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: wydd: Can't you make it with chickpeas?
Bambi: if he could have been abit faster, he could have washed the car behind him on that one, but he was dead last lol
Principalpoop: are those the pigeon brain things?
wydd: you could, dex, but then it would be channa massala
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I know you live down there in NASCAR Nation but the bit started with a "horse" race
Bambi: oh, sweatpea, oh, won't you dance with me ...
Bambi: LOL
Dexter Fong: Oh Holly, don't you hock on me
wydd: I use red and green lentils and a small handful of red kidney beans
c: he broke the president
Dexter Fong: He broke the precedents too
Dexter Fong: Wydd: I like Dal
Dexter Fong: Nice to cool down a hot curry
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Dal with Lamb
Bambi: picked up a bag of 16 bean soup dry beans ... should make a nice bean soup
wydd: well I like dal very spicy
wydd: to cool down sometimes I use raita
Dexter Fong: Gotta take a quick commercial break folk....be back soon
wydd: which is mostly yogurt
PinkTweenBurnedDown: a traditional Tibetan dish
wydd: but you probably know that
Principalpoop: hail rita
Bambi: ah, a pause for the cause...
PinkTweenBurnedDown: I use those too, Bambi
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Ads a pound of ground turkey and some vegies and it's quite good
wydd: we ought to have a dal drop next new year
c: fightings out of style
Principalpoop: let's not and say we did
ah,clem: sounds messy
Bambi: lol
c: will we live lng enough to see that?
wydd: lol
c: live long enough
Bambi: hard to say Cat ... only two yrs till 2012 lol
c: dal drop lol
Bambi: dal drop in ...
c: bambi you and i are close age. i'm 58
c: maytbe youre much younger
Principalpoop: dal in for dollars
c: but i feel old
Bambi: yeah, only a few short yrs difference
PinkTweenBurnedDown: It's the end of the world, as we knew it...
PinkTweenBurnedDown: 55 here
c: fumiyo and i love bieng alive, but know we'll die
Bambi: and the older we get, the worse the expanding universe gets ... time flies like never before!
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Please don't start talking about dark matter
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: the trick is to stand in lines bambi, at the dmv, macdonalds, that makes time slow down...
Bambi: or better yet ... how time flys
Bambi: ah, see that's my problem ... I avoid those things like the plague
c: what we learn about climae chane, if i had children or granddhildren, i'd be afraid
Dexter Fong: when your locked in a tiny room without windows and artificial light
Principalpoop: yes fong
Dexter Fong: Our schools have mandated all kids *must* learn to swim
Bambi: we'll poison ourselves long before that with all the 'real' pollution Cat
Dexter Fong: And they started breeding them for gills
Dexter Fong: or maybe it was grills
c: i was a teacher for al nog time. the world is not smsartter
Dexter Fong: Musta done a bad job Cat =)
c: babmbi we're both oold enough to know that we'll live and die
Principalpoop: good job nino
Dexter Fong: then wake up a fly like an eagle
Bambi: hell, we can only eat fish once a week from local sources due to the mercury contamination as it is. and now they want to bring in a stupid 1500 MW coal fired power plant to add insult to injury
Dexter Fong: and
c: my typihg and thinkng are not the same thing
Bambi: I read what you meant Cat ... no worries and yes that is very true
c: can ou avoids dewth by lack of fish, bambi?
||||||||| llanwydd tiptoes in around 10:33 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: wait, who is humming we are dust in the wind?
Dexter Fong: Went to the zoo past weekend with grandchildren
llanwydd: got kicked out somehow
Bambi: lol princep
c: wow
Bambi: wb llan
Dexter Fong: Saw an animal called a Gower (sp)...chinese breed
Principalpoop: but you found your way home fong?
Dexter Fong: biggest freakin cow you ever saw
ah,clem: can't avoid it, but no need to rush it, either
Dexter Fong: 10 ft high at the shoulder
Bambi: exactly Clem
Dexter Fong: weigh in excess of 2000pounds
Principalpoop: never heard of it fong, give me a link
Bambi: ah better living through chemistry?
Dexter Fong: fights tigers and wins
Principalpoop: i don't beleive you
llanwydd: chinese gower?
Dexter Fong: poop: Bronx Zoo, NY
Bambi: wow, at that size it's no wonder lol
Dexter Fong: yes llan
PinkTweenBurnedDown: 10 feet high at the shoulder? You saw a Texas Longhorn calf?
llanwydd: I don't believe you is a very good dylan song
Dexter Fong: spelling may be off
llanwydd: especially the live one
Dexter Fong: Have another supersized lone star
PinkTweenBurnedDown: LOL
Bambi: Gewgle has a reputation beyond repute. Default Super Cow (Huge Cow)
Dexter Fong: I've seen longhorns, brahmas Bison etc...this was the biggest damn cow in the world
Dexter Fong: Take a dang caterpillar to tip it
llanwydd: a gower tower?
Dexter Fong: Not the little squishy bug neither
Dexter Fong: The king of the herd was even bigger, the Gower Champion he was called
PinkTweenBurnedDown: That would be a large bovine, for sure
Dexter Fong: Great dancer too
llanwydd: a tower of gower
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| wydd - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: to the three millionth power
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Shaquiel O'Neil migh not be able to mount it
c: this is austin wriiting at his best
Bambi: http://www.funny-potato.com/images/animals/cow/cow.jpg
Dexter Fong: Tween: IAfter Michael Vick, I think he stopped that stuff
c: thansa lot clem
c: thjis is a world most pelpe dont kow
PinkTweenBurnedDown: What's the bit, cease? Obviously from the boxed set
c: no tween
llanwydd: just looked at the cow. it is big
Dexter Fong: Danger Down Under isn't it Cat
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Yeah, that's a cow
c: yes dex
c: from me
PinkTweenBurnedDown: That's what I was thinking (Down Under)
Dexter Fong: No...thats a C A T
c: fuck
Bambi: yeah, that's a cow!
Dexter Fong: NO! It'sa damn cat
c: calioe of compromise
ah,clem: yes, it is "down under danger"
c: i'm the guy betwen your cracks
Bambi: I love "Down Under Danger"
Dexter Fong: mery-go-round of murder
Bambi: they really did a great job on "Down Under Danger"
Bambi: as they do with most everything
llanwydd: merry go round of myrtle?
c: not too bad, bambi
PinkTweenBurnedDown: The whole boxed set was well put-together
Bambi: haven't heard anything of theirs that I haven't enjoyed one way or another
Bambi: are we still here?
Bambi: yep
Dexter Fong: Yep '
Dexter Fong: engrossed in the story
Bambi smiles
Principalpoop: red rum red rum
Dexter Fong: don't worry Bambi, hilarity will ensue again
Bambi: Yeah, I took a real "Shining" to that one too princep lol
Dexter Fong: poop: Might there be more to that brief intro ditty thing
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Hillary's going to sue?
c: wow i'm more intoxiacatd then i expected
Principalpoop: like halloween, make me scared
Dexter Fong: You look great from here cat
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Not the solution you expected, eh?
Bambi: well your typing is improving though Cat :-)
Dexter Fong: kinda rectangular with little scrawls on it and well lit from behind
Principalpoop: can shout, don't hear
Dexter Fong: Can shout, who gives a ducl!!
c: fromwhat, bambvi
Bambi: lol
Bambi: nevermind Cat lol
llanwydd: well, I'll be seeing you next week. got some things to do
llanwydd: catch ya on the funway!
Bambi: have a great week llan
Principalpoop: quote the raven, nevermind
Dexter Fong whisper to Bambi, I think he's got hiw fingers crossed
c: i want to live a long time, bambi
Bambi: enjoy your curry dal
Principalpoop: nigh llan
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Have a great week, LL
ah,clem: have a good night LL
c: by ll
Principalpoop: the dal kicking in I think hehe
Dexter Fong: Nkght wydd
Bambi: yes, I think we all do Cat
c: hold the unusual
c: about as good a line as the firsign ever said
Principalpoop: grab the extraordinary
PinkTweenBurnedDown: carpe carp!
Dexter Fong: and squeeze it till it's spectacular
Principalpoop: how is abby normal? and his brother norman?
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Normal Rockwell? I have several of his surrealist paintings
Dexter Fong: Normann's in the Mail or coming UPS groiund
Bambi: in days of old when knights were bold....
Dexter Fong: Norman Rockwell is to Surrealism as Grandma Moses is to Impressionism
PinkTweenBurnedDown: And women wore mail
PinkTweenBurnedDown: lol, yeah Dex
Principalpoop: chasity belts, get a job as a blacksmith
Dexter Fong: Pardon me M'Lady, my name is Norman and I'm collecting for the bolding league support organization
Dexter Fong: not too mention the pin boys old age home
Bambi: well, come right in but leave the batalax outside
Dexter Fong: And leave the Batik fabric too
c: such an interesting idea
Dexter Fong: ;cept that lovely jungle print in bold cerise and mauve
Principalpoop: a tapestry
c: fuck
Dexter Fong: a gaily festooned fabric
Principalpoop: you make me feel like a natural woman, wait a minute
Dexter Fong: You make *me* feel like a naturilized citezen
Bambi: carole was king?
Principalpoop: or just a moments pleasure?
ah,clem: he can only spell some words, lol
Principalpoop: yes she is
Dexter Fong: And the archies were just shoe inserts
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Very good, cease
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Did you use the spelling checker that time?
Dexter Fong: Poke the c...Hear the swearword
PinkTweenBurnedDown: No, that's King Creole, Bambi
Bambi: josie and the pushy cats
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: top cat
Dexter Fong: M;Lady, I'm also collecting for the Tourettes Keybord Syndrom victims
Principalpoop: now we know, the dal causes the yaws
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: Top Cat .... one of my favoite cartons
Dexter Fong: yaws spelled backwords is sway
Bambi: cartoons even
Principalpoop: i had a little plastic top cat for years, I have it somewhere
Principalpoop: i remember benny but that is all
Dexter Fong: Poop: Look above eye lvel
Dexter Fong: Benny and the Yets?
Principalpoop: no, the piano falls on my if I look up
Principalpoop: me
Bambi: sway ddywnall
Dexter Fong: It's all about you isn't poop
Principalpoop: putting up drywall?
PinkTweenBurnedDown paints a tunnel on the side of a mountain for P
Principalpoop: no fong, it is all about you, i was using reverse psychology
c: elton ojohn s last good song
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I've been thinking its really Wyddrow Llanstool
Principalpoop: i thought paul mccartney sang that
c: metype?
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Ah yeah, the Elton/Bernie Taupin tune "Putting Up Drywall"
Dexter Fong: She came in thru the bathroom wyddrow?
Principalpoop: anybody else tired of silly love songs?
Dexter Fong: Me!!
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Edgar E. Cease - What? Me Tipe?
Dexter Fong: I want more funny songs with lots of sound effects
Principalpoop: that makes 2, one more and we have a movement
Dexter Fong: Isn't it Edgar E Ceasey?
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Thank you, ah, clem
Principalpoop: nooo, thank you ahh, clem
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Nice set :-)
Dexter Fong: Thanks so much for being here clem
Principalpoop: toad away
Bambi: only on Tuesdays
Dexter Fong: I won't be here next week
Bambi: thanks Clem!
PinkTweenBurnedDown: Have a grateful week, all...
ah,clem: good night everyone!
Principalpoop: never on sundays
||||||||| At 11:07 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Principalpoop: good luck all
Dexter Fong: Going to high school re=union
||||||||| PinkTweenBurnedDown is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 11:07 PM.
Dexter Fong: Guess which one Cat
Bambi: see ya next week .... have a great one!
Principalpoop: really fong? smoke a big reefer for me
Dexter Fong: Night bambi
Principalpoop: thanks and night bambi, same to you
Dexter Fong: Poop: IF most of my class mates took a big hit, they'd fall over dead
Principalpoop: a good way to go
Principalpoop: want to linger for years in the nursing home? I think not
Principalpoop: but ok, make hash brownies instead
Principalpoop: is it an even number reunion fong?
c: my mother will linger in her nursing home for a long time
Principalpoop: i will guess 40
c: ito her vast benefit
||||||||| "11:11 PM? 11:11 PM!!" says Catherwood, "RedPillTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as RedPillTweeny enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Principalpoop: wb tween
c: she's as happy now as she's ever been
Dexter Fong: hello
Dexter Fong: Okay
Dexter Fong: Poop: it's an odd number (actually)
Principalpoop: 45 then
Dexter Fong: 55 Poop
Principalpoop: and you are an old fart
Principalpoop: lordy lordy lordy fong fong fong
Dexter Fong: No, I graduated from high school when i was 7
Principalpoop: yes, you are still had hair like dobie gillis when you graduated
Dexter Fong: Just before I was santed
Principalpoop: you all
Dexter Fong: sainted
Dexter Fong: you all
Principalpoop: salted?
Dexter Fong: afk for refill no parking tonight for me ..wheeeeee!!!!
Principalpoop: watching the change in year book pictures in the late 60s is astounding
Principalpoop: the same for generations and suddently anarchy
Principalpoop: i am glad your mom is comfortable cease, for many at late advanced ages, they are paying for extra long life...
c: thanks, poop
Dexter Fong: I will be attending my mother's 100th Birthday in November
Principalpoop: my family had the common courtesy to drop dead without warning...
Principalpoop: wow
Principalpoop: how is she doing fong?
Dexter Fong: I;ll pass that on to her poop
Principalpoop: some are still up and around, it is wonderful
c: i don tknow if my 90n year old mother wll live to be 100 but she seems in great shape now
Dexter Fong: She's doing pretty good, not much vision (Macular degeen or Pigmentosa retinosa
Principalpoop: genes, share some of those good genes
Dexter Fong: Can't hear well
c: my father's parents both died at 69
Principalpoop: oops poor eyes
Dexter Fong: Remembers everything from 50 years ago but tends to forget anythin current
Principalpoop: huh? i am half her age and have bad ears...
c: her father died younger than i am now
Dexter Fong: But still interested in politics and art and theater and music
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: that is true, it is not a bad memory, it is having too good a memory where thoughts lead you to many old memories and so you seem confused...
Dexter Fong: So doesn't have much in common with other residents of her assisted living
Dexter Fong: all of whom seem to only want to talk about their infirmities
c: desx you will be interested i interesting stuff till you die
Principalpoop: ugh fong, keep up her subscriptions to audio books and magazines..
Dexter Fong: Cat: I hope so
Dexter Fong: She only wants to listen to Air America
Principalpoop: that works
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please give everyone some speed
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone some speed.
Principalpoop: i will have to stifle my opinions about nursing homes from now on I guess, lots of folks with parents there, or signing in soon...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please bring everyone some Ritalin
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone some ritalin.
c: my mother is as happy as she's ever been
Dexter Fong: Poop: Sometimes there is no other solution
c: maybe more so
Principalpoop: i understand fong, i really do
Dexter Fong: Cat, had you heard about the chef change at per se
c: no dex
Dexter Fong: I belive the sous-chef replace the head chef
Principalpoop: uh oh
Principalpoop: coup d'etat?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Jump right in if you have a yummy recipe
c: the food will rock
Dexter Fong: and dice wil be rolled
Principalpoop: it does not have to be good, just lots of it...
Dexter Fong: well,,,,,,,nah
Dexter Fong: 'less your starving end then, you don't wanna eat too much at first
Principalpoop: my palate is shoddy, don't waste good food on the likes of me
Dexter Fong: Would you say my hearing is not so good, so it doesn't matter what I listen to
c: good food costs much money
Dexter Fong: Not if you make it yourself
Principalpoop: good point fong, touche
c: or if youre a greart chef yourself, maybe not
Principalpoop: i have eaten in 4 and 5 star places, it is a significant step up, i don't deny it
Dexter Fong: Poop: You're not alone..I think of all the five senses we have....we take for granted how vital taste is, and we don't indulge it like we do with our ears and eyes
c: can you cook a dish as good as a thomas keller meal, dex?
Dexter Fong: Ha!!
Dexter Fong: No Sir!!
Principalpoop: I eat too much when I cook for myself, it does taste better than most of the restaurants I go to...
Dexter Fong: I CAN COOK FLAVORFUL DISHES though
c: no doubt
Dexter Fong: Simple things like loin lamb chops, two inches thick from costco (big box store) with Asparagud, and grilled tomatoes
Principalpoop: i rediscovered green peppers the other day, I hate 2 dollars a piece
Principalpoop: but I wanted it, and yum it was good
c: dex, there is an inherent quality in yourself that makrd whatever you cook work well
Dexter Fong: Cat: I dunjno, you learn by trying a recipe. learning cooking procedure, tastes etc...but you do have to be interested in doing it
c: indeed
Principalpoop: i am an eater not a cooker...
Dexter Fong: Cook a man a meal and he will not go hungry for a day
Principalpoop: chopping up the stuff is a chore rather than fun...
Dexter Fong: Throw a amn into an oven and he will be cooked for life
c: as a mere 58b yeqer old man
c: i ant o et the beswt food i can
c: i an barely breqrhe
Dexter Fong: CAT: Uncross your fingers man, they're turning blue
c: spewl? me?
Principalpoop: you are breqrhe? since when?
Dexter Fong: Speak Klingon Man!!
Principalpoop: you stumped the band with that one, usually I can guess...
Dexter Fong: I am Battle Commander Yur Anus....Report!!
Dexter Fong Wonders if auto translater is working
c: ok
Principalpoop: of the battle squadron Nads, Go Nads!
Dexter Fong: Ok also
Principalpoop: i will jump ship, bon appetit, ciaoooo
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:38 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Principalpoop by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: Nads spelled backwards is Sdan
c: my cat is too skiny
Dexter Fong: Aha! A vvowle is missing
c: by pop
Dexter Fong: but i have an extra consanant
c: lff we drift
Dexter Fong: and a natural mispelling
Dexter Fong: Night Poop
Dexter Fong: Leaving Ca?
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
Dexter Fong: Away Next week
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| c - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:

ah,clem
Bambi
c
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Firebroiled
llanwydd
Mudhead
PinkTweenBurnedDown
Principalpoop
wydd URL References:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Castle
http://www.250.guinness.com.lbwa.ntt.net/en-row/250-index.html
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-concertvenue-fire,0,4446344.story
http://www.funny-potato.com/images/animals/cow/cow.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-olU1lh6Z9s

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"