Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
09/17/2009

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 17, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled sashays in at 9:14 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Firebroiled: There must be some way out of this.

I’ll change the air,
that’s what I’ll do.

What have I got left on the Climate Control?

Dust Storm?

Tibetan Wilderness?

Land of the Pharaohs?

Land of the Pharaohs!
That sounds great! . . ..
Firebroiled: Of course!
Of course,

it was a jackel-headed woman with her eyes akimbo,

a King sitting sideways on his throne,

adrip with gold, chipped nose up-lifted
-- thusly!

All engraven that refreshes,
a tale told by an idiot,
and the head of a Fox!
||||||||| At 9:16 AM, Firebroiled runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Outside, the 2:06 PM crosstown bus from California pulls away, leaving RedPillTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| It's 2:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood leads ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway in through the front door at 8:57 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 17, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies cease into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:05 PM, then departs.
cease: shall i create a world?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:07 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Feeling god-like today are we, cease?
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Hey LL
llanwydd: WAZ REAL!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:07 PM and Merlyn sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: just literate, tween
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Lo dere, Merl
cease: hi keepers of lls
llanwydd: sounds familiar, cat. can't quite place it though
llanwydd: but feel free to create a world. we could use one
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Thinking of an Ayn Rand book?
llanwydd: Hye Merl
Merlyn: hey peeps
cease: oedipaa maas says it in The Crying of Lot 49
llanwydd: that's not rand's style
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway shruggs
cease: that most firesonian of novels
cease: got any firenews, merl?
Merlyn: not much, some articles about the show if you do a google news search
cease: bergman's recent show?
cease: i tried to accesss the pix on facebook but for some reason, coulndt get in
cease: much more useless than usefull
Merlyn: I think chromiumswitch.org may have a review, phil fountain's facebook page has some pix
cease: the hollywood gig is next month. are they doing la press that you know of?
cease: yes i cant access them from phil's page or any other.
Merlyn: I know that Thom Hartmann is supposed to plug the show, dunno if they will be on his show
cease: like i'm personally blocked from viewing them
cease: that would be good but he's portland.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:14 PM and late as usual, it's Hemlock Stones, just back from Sheffield."
Merlyn: phone works
llanwydd: is clem doing cni tonight?
Hemlock Stones: Out Demons Out !!!
llanwydd: you're early stones!
Hemlock Stones: yes and must go early too due to prior commitments
Merlyn: fountain's pix of bergman are at: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2034016&id=1263688570
Hemlock Stones: its the BBC Radio On the Wire 25th birthday party live in studio and i am on the guest list
cease: hi stones
Merlyn: nice work, stones
Hemlock Stones: so i have guests comeing to stay here as a rendezvous point
cease: oh just those 4? i guess i did see them.
Hemlock Stones: i have just about finished the painting and decorating here but the place looks like Hiroshima
cease: i thought by cliciing bergman i'd get to see his pics but no luck
Merlyn: yeah, only pix I know about, cat
cease: now i understand, merl
Hemlock Stones: Merllyn, are you still in Minnesota ?
Merlyn: "well, explain it to me sometime"
Merlyn: yes
Hemlock Stones: cool, our friends at KFAI have sent us a special dub reggae mix for the show on saturday
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:18 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Elayne: Evenin' all!
cease: hi el
Hemlock Stones: we also have one from WLUW Chicago
llanwydd: Hi Elayne
Hemlock Stones: hi Elayne
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Hi E, Stones :)
Elayne: Dex sends his regrets, he won't be able to make it this evening. He called me at work today.
Merlyn: sounds great, stones
cease: dex busy?
Hemlock Stones: it should be fun
Elayne: Yes, Cat.
llanwydd: would someone refresh my memory? is clem going to be here to do cni?
Hemlock Stones: i am taking a small video cam to record some highlights which will then go on You Tube is suitable
cease: did you ever meet for lunch?
llanwydd: I don't remember but I think he might have said
Elayne: No Cat, we'll probably meet after work for drinks or something. The plan right now is a week from tomorrow.
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: The Light People's Surrealist Convention LOL
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Have to remember that one
Elayne: Or at least the Light Beer People's Surrealist Convention...
Hemlock Stones: muses on how surrealism can be conventional.....................
cease: if your parents are surrealists
Hemlock Stones: maybe its the League of Oxymorons ?
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Light Beer? Blasphemy!
Hemlock Stones: We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the bars !
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: "American beer is like making love in a canoe..."
llanwydd: was my question offensive or am I on "ignore"?
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: lol Stones
Elayne will probably just have a Guinness, that's actual beer isn't it?
Hemlock Stones: yes Elayne but they have now added fluoride to it
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Guiness definitely counts
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: lol Stones
cease: is that orwell quoting oscar wilde?
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Australian Elephant Malt Liquor will put hair on your tongue
cease: did you ask a question, llan?
Hemlock Stones: no its Stones paraphrasing Wilde
llanwydd: twice
Elayne: Perhaps some of us don't care for hair on our tongues...
Hemlock Stones: one day i wlll show you a picture of Wigan Pier
llanwydd: is clem coming or can't he make it tonight?
llanwydd: like I say, I think I remember him saying something about it but not sure
cease: no word from clem since i arrived
cease: i dont recall, llan
llanwydd: just wondered why cni wasn't mentioned at the top of the page
Merlyn: clem didn't say anything last week about this week
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Only razors, E? ;-)
Hemlock Stones: stones calling clem, stones calling clem, one-nine for a copy, come back !
llanwydd: well, if he doesnt come, maybe we can simulcast
cease: maybe something has come up
llanwydd: I've got just about everything now except Box
Merlyn: you've had everything except botox?
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Clem & Bambi named one of their new chicks after after me :)
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: A little chicklett called Tweeny
llanwydd: cute
cease: is this one they're plannig to eat?
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: for a $20 chicken feed donation, you have have one also :)
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: LOL cease
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: bably
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: probably
Hemlock Stones: is that short for " Atweenyadaykeepsthefascistsaway"?
llanwydd: no, merl. I have botox, now I need Waiting For the Electrolysis
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: lol LL
Hemlock Stones: but what about the brain transplant llanwydd ?
llanwydd: I forgot about that
Hemlock Stones: i had a lot of trouble with the breast implants
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: You know, the botched brain salad surgery
llanwydd: well, now they've only got 'am or cheese
Hemlock Stones: i didnt even like the one that wasnt botched, Tween
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Really? I love ELP
Elayne: Am I still on? My connection keeps cutting on and off like a crazy monkey.
cease: i had lunch at a cheese inn today, the olde cheddar cheese shop
Hemlock Stones: i was never a fan of Prog Rock Tween
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Wow, I'm surprised
cease: excellent draft strongbow and cheesy shrimp
Hemlock Stones: Passes Elayne some bananas for her crazy monkey
Elayne: Ah, good. Well, Robin just told me that Eddie Izzard completed his series of marathons, raising over 200,000 pounds for the charity Sports Relief.
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: English Prog is about all that got me through 70's music
||||||||| "9:36 PM? 9:36 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits at the bar.
cease: that was on the news here, el
cease: i hope he gets some good comedy out of it
cease: hi mud
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: izzaard's wonderful
Mudhead: hi cat
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Lo dere mud
llanwydd: I made fried green tomatoes for supper
Hemlock Stones: hi Mud
llanwydd: ...Mudhead
Mudhead: oh hai all
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:37 PM, dragging Principalpoop by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
cease: hows it mudding?
Elayne: Here's the story: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/09/crossdressing-comic-eddie-izzard-ran-43-marathons-in-51-days-no-not-in-heels.html
Mudhead: hi pp
llanwydd: Hi Princi
Hemlock Stones: greetings M'lord Poop
Principalpoop: wow, this tastes like pork
Elayne: Hey PrinPoop!
cease: pooping?
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Battered, LL?
Mudhead: depressed reading Alternet, I gotta stop that Tweeny
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: They can be quite tasty
llanwydd: what tastes like pork?
Principalpoop: your highness, your eeness, your catness, your tweeness, your mudness,
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Hey P
Principalpoop: hello seeker
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Alternet can be depressing, for sure
cease: probasbly eddie izzard by now, llan
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: But It's generally a good news source
Mudhead: truth hurts
Principalpoop: love stinks
llanwydd: not battered but I dipped them in egg and breadcrumbs
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Also like www.lewrockwell.com
Hemlock Stones: its not cheap neither, poop
Principalpoop: snitzel maker
Mudhead: it makes my brain tingle
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: They despise Republicans and Democrats equally
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Libertarians
Hemlock Stones: brb
llanwydd: glad I'm not registered with either party
Principalpoop: how would single payer national health care make us impotent slaves?
llanwydd: I don't mean to say I'm not registered to vote, but that is the most political thing I ever do
Hemlock Stones: sadly Poop, its Tony Blairs ex spin doctor thats now working for the drug companies
Hemlock Stones: On both sides of the Pond it doesnt matter who you vote for now, the Neocons always get in
Principalpoop: stephen hawkins liked your national health service
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: I don't agree with everything on Rockwell's site, but it's refreshing to hear the arguments
cease: the number of canadians who dont like our system is quite small
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: The way Obama's going after afghanistan, you'd think he was a Neocon
Hemlock Stones: its got its faults, PP but atleast you dont have to die quietly without any help
llanwydd: I wish I had heard obama's speech
llanwydd: I think I was watching something else
Principalpoop: or go bankrupt because of it
Hemlock Stones: very true Poop
Hemlock Stones: a serious illnes can bring a prosperous family down to the gutter
Principalpoop: if they go bankrupt, we have medicaid for the poorest people haha
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:44 PM and late as usual, it's Bambi, just back from Hellmouth."
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends :-)
llanwydd: Hey Bambi!
Principalpoop: hi bambi
Elayne: Hey Fran!
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi
Principalpoop: everything you know is wrong
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Hello Queen of the Poultry
Principalpoop: listen to this
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a toasted almond and homemade salsa and tostitos
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a toasted almond and homemade salsa and tostitos.
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: (I mentioned the chick named Tweeny ;)
llanwydd: how's clem, bambi?
Principalpoop: hehe look at her tositos, hehe
Hemlock Stones: are they free range hens or are they kept locked up in Hencatraz??
Bambi: hey llan, princep, elayne, tweeny, dex, stones, mudhead, cat, merlyn and clem who is absent
llanwydd: I ought to make salsa. I've got enough green tomatoes and their just like tomatillos
Principalpoop: i cook them all in the range, or on it
llanwydd: they're
Hemlock Stones: Home, Home, Range!
llanwydd: don't mind me, my spelling's sloppey
Principalpoop: i was talking to some girl, a vegetarian, does not eat shrimp, they have little black eyes...
Merlyn: you write on a slope?
Principalpoop: i said super, more for me hehe
Hemlock Stones: the shrimps or the vegetarians poop., we want to know
llanwydd: I used to work on shrimp boats
Principalpoop: that is not politically correct to call them a slope
Principalpoop: have you been to tucumcari?
llanwydd: and lobster boats but shrimping was an enormous strain on my back
Hemlock Stones: is that like cash and carry, Poop ?
llanwydd: just the way I'm built, I guess
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Only two, Poop?
Principalpoop: cash? what is that?
Principalpoop: ask cari not me tween
Hemlock Stones: its what we had before Reagan and Thatcher spent it all
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Three's better ;)
cease: i was talking with the server, asking if the mushroom caps full of crab and cheese was better than the shrimp and cheese on baguette
cease: i was told to stick with the shirmp and i wasnt dissappointed
Principalpoop: oh my yum, either is ok
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: You eat very well, cease
Hemlock Stones: did the shrimp have the winning lottery numbers, cease ?
cease: i guess they won the lottery by being in my meal, stones
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Will have to send you my recipe for tuna helper lol
Hemlock Stones: thats a bit hard to swallow, cease
cease: i do my best, tween
||||||||| Catherwood ushers the Fool on the Hill in through the front door at 9:51 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: just joshing ;)
Bambi: hey FoH
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Hello, Mr Fool
Bambi: how's everyone doing tonight?
cease: it's The Fool
the Fool on the Hill: I think you've known all the time, your hole is flatter than mine.
llanwydd: mind if I call you Hill?
Principalpoop: is joshing part of the recipe? i was writing it down
cease: we were feeling fool-less, but now....
llanwydd: I feel strange calling you the other name
Bambi: I was on a call to help a friend of our son who is setting up restaurant POS computers
Bambi: so couldn't get here any sooner
cease: no cni tonight?
the Fool on the Hill: if i don't mind, then how will you get my attention?
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Gee, that's awful Bambi
Principalpoop: cni is on, everything you know is wrong
cease: dont move to oklahoma, bambi
llanwydd: I have that one. I'll go put it on
Bambi: yes, CNI is playing a few minutes with firesign theater
Principalpoop: merlyn did not put the link, getting old M
Bambi: he's been running it since 9pm
Principalpoop: beer whiz beer commercial llan
llanwydd: fool on the hill is actually yamamoto, isn't he?
Bambi: Clem usually put that in I think ... maybe Clem forgot? hmmm
Principalpoop: shhhh llan
Mudhead: #48
llanwydd: thanks, princ
Principalpoop: getting ready for rebus llan
llanwydd: I mean for the heads up about EYKIW
llanwydd: this can be so difficult
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: "now serving #49"
Bambi: http://www.cniradio.com/cniradio.m3u or http://209.51.162.173:9534/listen.pls or http://209.51.162.173:9534/ ... whichever works best for you
Principalpoop: no problem llan, that will be 50 usd
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: 50 US+? Can't afford it
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'A few minutes with Firesign Theatre'
llanwydd: GAS MUSIC FROM JUPITER indeed
cease: thanks, bambi
Bambi -)
Bambi :-)
Bambi: thanks Merl :-)
Principalpoop: should have told me before i gave my professional internet consultation
Principalpoop: wow M, that was fast
Bambi: or whoever the wizard is that did that LOL
Principalpoop: ah, clem?
Bambi: Clem has not been feeling well all this week
Merlyn: there's a CNI command
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Didn't know :(
Principalpoop: poor guy, feel better, the principal said so...
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'Everything You Know Is Wrong'
llanwydd: please give him my regards and tell him "get well"
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: More gifts from the tivk?
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: tick
cease: all the best to clem
Bambi: will do :-)
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: give my regards to ah, clem, remember me to old fong way
cease: yes we hope fong is fit
Principalpoop: stones and E and the fool having a 3some hehe
Bambi: how's Dex doing ... don't see him here tonight?
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Fit to be thaied
cease: elayne came to tell us he'd not be here tonight
Principalpoop: he has to get ready for the holy rolly high days
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: A jehova's fitness?
Bambi: ah, ok ... as long as he's doing well ... than all is good
cease: elayne would know, bambi
Principalpoop: J*a fitness tween
Bambi: ok thanks
cease: he last communicated with her
Principalpoop: E is a medium?
Principalpoop: i am short but an extra-large
cease: he's not dead, poop
Elayne: A medium what?
cease: i dont think
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: A medium high holy
Bambi: lol
Elayne: I don't think Dex is Of My People.
Principalpoop: medium rare I hope, pink inside, can I say that?
llanwydd: I bought a dvd of The Manchurian Candidate with an interview with john frankenheimer and frank sinatra
Hemlock Stones: let my people go
llanwydd: one of my very favorite films
cease: oh is it a holy day, el?
the Fool on the Hill: Holy high medium!
Elayne: Dex is just really busy with work stuff.
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Pretty classic movie
llanwydd: Dex is gone!
Elayne: I don't think the day before Rosh Hashanah is any sort of holy day, but the parking spaces around the local synagogues seemed to be packed tonight.
cease: yes, great flick
Bambi: no worries ... just wanted to make sure he was OK
Principalpoop: fong was the walrus
Bambi: nice to see Stones here tonight
Principalpoop: did you get those cds E? i hear they are wonderful!
Mudhead: Happy Jewish New Years dear friends
Principalpoop: you said you did not want to see my stones bambi...
llanwydd: maybe a wedding or funeral, E?
Hemlock Stones: no stone was unturned tonight, Bambi
cease: on my picture taking quest tdoay, i saw mannekins, an old jewish couple reading scrolls, inside a glasses store
llanwydd: sorry I wasn't thinking how late it was
Bambi: Yes, and R.I.P. Mary from Peter Paul and Mary :-(
cease: i hadnt thought of the holy days but it would make sense
Hemlock Stones: Maseltov
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: (Bambi sharpens her scissors) lol
Mudhead: gesundheit
Principalpoop: i did not know she was still alive, poor mary
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Sad day for folk music
Elayne: We have, erm, acquired the Beatles remasters, and yes, they're wonderful.
Elayne: BRB.
||||||||| Elayne is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:09 PM.
cease: i guess shes' left on her last air plane
cease: good for you, el
Principalpoop: cool awesome sweet
cease: glad you can enjoy them
Principalpoop: if I fell in love with you, would you love me love me do?
Mudhead: Fellow sez to his doctor "Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm!" What are you taking for it ?" asks the doctor. Sheepishly the man admits "Ground Pepper."
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:10 PM and Elayne waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Elayne: Hang on, need to do a quick log catch-up.
Principalpoop: wb E
llanwydd: Henry Gibson died as well. He was interesting
Bambi: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/17/arts/music/17travers.html?_r=1&em
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: lol Mid
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Mud
Principalpoop: whats his name told that on johnny carson, buddy hackett
Bambi: Mary Travers of Peter, Paul and Mary Dies at 72
Principalpoop: very interesting
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Loved Gibson on Laugh-In
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: and as the Nazi leader in The Blues Brothers
Principalpoop: played the crazed nazi in blues brothers too
Elayne is very saddened by the loss of Mary Travers.
Elayne: And Henry Gibson.
llanwydd: I remember laugh-in
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Verrrrrrry interrrresting
Principalpoop: i wrote that first, I am farther away tween lol
Elayne: And just about everyone else. It's been a really killer year for celebrity deaths.
Hemlock Stones: on BBC radio four this week theres a program in the archive about Rod Serling and the Twilight Zone
Bambi: me too Elayne :-(
llanwydd: I've never seen the blues brothers
Elayne: "Verrrry interesting" was Arte Johnson, who's still with us.
Principalpoop: a classic llan
Principalpoop: oops
Principalpoop: i feel stoupid
cease: is the program any good, stones?
cease: i have a video tape of a show about serling
llanwydd: I remember gibson reciting poetry but I don't remember any of the poems
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Oops, you're right E
Hemlock Stones: it was interesting to me as a Brit, i liked the shows but knew little about Serling himself
the Fool on the Hill: excellent movie. the sequel wasn't bad, but didn't measure up
Elayne: Gibson was the one who used to recite poetry whilst holding a giant daisy.
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Gibson had the big flower
Elayne imprinted on Laugh-In.
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: The poet
cease: i remember that, el
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Sorry, Artie
Elayne: Mark Evanier has a great remembrance of him.
Principalpoop: goldie hawn played a dumb blond
llanwydd: Oh, yeah! I forgot what it was he was holding
Elayne: http://www.newsfromme.com/archives/2009_09_16.html#017734
llanwydd: I vaguely remembered it was a flower
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: A very fun show
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Have the Best Of series on DVD somewhere
Elayne: I'm like one degree away from all kinds of celebs thanks to being friends with Mark E. ;)
llanwydd: and I remember john wayne taking gibson's place as the poet one night
Bambi: goldie hawn didn't always play a dumb blonde...and often turned out not to be so dumb even in the ones where she appeared to be one at the start
cease: the neighbourhood i was shooting in today, an area of old weathl, recently had laugh in actree live there
Elayne: I remember that, Llan! Wow, haven't thought about that in years.
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Was so popular, they even got Nixon on there saying, 'sock it to me'
Elayne: Goldie Hawn did kind of a Gracie Allen character on Laugh-In, deliberate malapropisms and the like.
cease: yes goldie hawn, they moved to van so there son could play hockey here
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Yeah, it was an amazing cross-section of politics
Elayne: She appears much kookier in real life than she was on that show.
Principalpoop: that is why I said played...
llanwydd: I happen to remember john wayne's poem as well
cease: she was a regular on local radio, for some reason
Elayne: Her daughter is or was keeping company with the NY Yankee star Alex Rodriguez.
Hemlock Stones: ok folks, sorry i am but i must go, early start tomorrow and its already early
llanwydd: "The sky is blue, the grass is green. Get off your butt and join the Marines".
cease: off you go, stones
Principalpoop: great seeing you again your highness, ciao
llanwydd: very short poem
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: John Wayne doing a 'flower child'
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Pretty funny
Hemlock Stones: take care, have a good week and stay safe, says me and Honey
cease: was he that hard up for money, tween?
Principalpoop: yes love and luck to honey too
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Must have been
Hemlock Stones: byeee all
cease: honey indeed
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Best to the British Isles, Stones
llanwydd: Nite Stones!
Elayne: Bye Stones!
cease: elayne, listening to this album reminds me fondly of watching this when i arrived at your place
Principalpoop: the voice of ahh,clem, he sounds healthy smile
Principalpoop: toad away, get well ahh, clem
the Fool on the Hill: little miss muffett sat on her tuffet, eating her toads and whey
Mudhead: gnite all
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'towed away'
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: How dare he
Principalpoop: night mud
cease: night mud
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: lol FoH
Principalpoop: anchors o'whey
llanwydd: Nite Muddy
||||||||| At 10:21 PM, Mudhead hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
llanwydd: anchors oy vey
Principalpoop: so why is this night like every other night E?
llanwydd: because it's a night
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway fiddles on the roof
Bambi: have a great night everyone!
Merlyn: night all, see you next week
Principalpoop: where were you when the lights went out?
Principalpoop: night m, B, have a super week
||||||||| 10:23 PM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Principalpoop: a bus leaving, alllll aboaaard who's going aboard
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway: Nyto, and don't forget to support your local internet radio station ;)
llanwydd: Night Merlyn!
Principalpoop: night tween
Principalpoop: thanks
||||||||| ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway?! It's 10:24 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
llanwydd: moreover, where were the lights when you went out?
Elayne: I think I'll be moseying as well. Next week, all.
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:24 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elayne by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
llanwydd: Nite Elayne!
Principalpoop: are those your lights? can I bum a light?
cease: by el, tween
cease: better than bumming a darkness
cease: that would be redundant
Principalpoop: better to turn on a flashlight, than to curse the chair you hit with your toe
the Fool on the Hill fades his voice out like this and cues the organist...
llanwydd: no, but I'll lend you a really, really dim
Principalpoop: now that was cool, fool
llanwydd: a fair compromise would be to curse your toe
Principalpoop: who are you calling dim? get dim kids outta my lawn
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "10:28 PM and late as usual, it's Bunnyboy, just back from Seattle."
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Principalpoop: hip hop bunnyboy
the Fool on the Hill: :)
cease: look who hopped in
llanwydd: Hey Bunny
Bunnyboy: CW: Back? I never left!
cease: you missed eykiw
Bunnyboy: Oh, well. They come....they go.
Principalpoop: you are here now, how could you be in two, well you know the rest
llanwydd: or is it only the b...
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: poor hemlock and bambi, the demons got them
cease: demons are geting deadly
llanwydd: the diseases are just getting worse all the time
Principalpoop: can't trust the birds or the swine...
Bunnyboy: But the health care...so much better!
cease: i think theve always been pretty bad
cease: diseases, not demons
llanwydd: well, fatal at least
Principalpoop: yes, we whipped polio's ass, and some others
cease: we have great health care here, but still lots of diseases
llanwydd: anybody ever wonder how they went?
llanwydd: I guess you wouldn't know
Principalpoop: how who went where?
llanwydd: I mean when you "check out" of firesign chat
Principalpoop: i never went backed and checked the cheese log, i suppose I could
cease: sounds like a haunted hotel
llanwydd: lol
Principalpoop: I am afraid Meryln has a script saying, pheww, that fucker is finally gone, for every time I leave...
cease: whats happening in seattle, bun?
Principalpoop: roanoke is quiet, still losing jobs around here...
cease: not likely, poop
llanwydd: I've been in roanoake
Bunnyboy: Not so very much, cat. Lame duck mayor, that's about it.
Principalpoop: i know cat, i practice self-abuse too often hehe
Bunnyboy: Washington State just declared a 9.2 percent unemployment rate.
Principalpoop: he should resign like Palin
llanwydd: I've got relatives in lynchburg, danville, cascade,
Principalpoop: ouch
Principalpoop: pretty neck of the wood llan
cease: why name a burg after a lynching?
Principalpoop: put fear in the hearts of the infidels, and blacks..
llanwydd: I've love to see something on a restaurant menu called Lame Duck
the Fool on the Hill: llanwydd has a pretty neck?
llanwydd: LOL, Cat. never thought of that
Principalpoop: yes, if you see his nape, olalala
Bunnyboy: RIP Henry Gibson, AKA James Bateman, AKA "Henrik Ibsen".
the Fool on the Hill is is one of those moods
Principalpoop: we talked of him earlier
llanwydd: I've seen Mock Duck. Lame Duck would be a further step in that direction
cease: aka indeed, bun
Principalpoop: then you would want lame turtle soup too
llanwydd: or Moby Duck. That would be a big meal
llanwydd: LOL, Princ
cease: relavent to the origin of my name here. c. simril = cease imril
cease: and the duck came down with the word and we ate it
llanwydd: AHA
Principalpoop: you are related to emile from the food channel?
Principalpoop: i walked an emile for an ecamel
cease: i'm unrelated
Bunnyboy: I had a good ol' theatre buddy named Jim Bateman. Saw him in 1999 (after not having seen him for 6 or 7 years), coincidentally, at Seattle Center, the same afternoon I met cat, Doc, Tiny, et. al. , before the FST's show at the Bagley Wright.
Principalpoop: we are all related
Bunnyboy: Sadly, Jim also passed, in 2001.
llanwydd: no, emile is the french internet service
llanwydd: used to be called email
cease: what a coincidence, bun
Principalpoop: its a small world after all
cease: its like the firesign made good things happen, not just predict them
Principalpoop: karma, i don't believe in karma, it is bad luck to do that
Bunnyboy: I was at The Moore last night (where the FST played, in 2005). Killer show by Collective Soul.
cease: if soul was indeed collective, would indeed be killer, bun
Principalpoop: is that where I astral-projected? I wondered where I went..
cease: i dont believe in anything, poop. its interesting enough just to observe
Principalpoop: if I believe you, does that make me a believer and would you believe me?
llanwydd: to believe is to say, "Maybe"
llanwydd: some people confuse belief for knowledge
Principalpoop: but what do we really know?
llanwydd: well, it's more like to say "Probably"
llanwydd: but certainly not "Definitely"
Principalpoop: guess
cease: the word has multiple meanings
Principalpoop: no, no, cannot allow that
llanwydd: sure
Bunnyboy: There are no generalizations, including this one.
Bunnyboy: Fnord.
Principalpoop: a word must mean what it means
cease: i believe the firesign are the best comedy group ever vs i believe in astrology sound related, but are different things
llanwydd: I have a friend who teaches philosophy at villanova. I should invite him to this discussion
Bunnyboy: I better rustle the grubs. Chow!
||||||||| At 10:49 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bunnyboy!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cease: off yuo rustle, bun
llanwydd: Nite Bunnyboy
Principalpoop: can he quote firesign? if not, he has nothing to add
Principalpoop: bon ap night bunny
cease: who?
Principalpoop: mister P. Villanova
cease: i dont thikn people drop by here to add anything to anything
Principalpoop: sure they do, and to drink from the well
llanwydd: you don't think or you don't believe?
cease: the number of people who appreciate firesign is so small, its best not to make it samller
llanwydd: I think, therfore I am. So I better not believe or I'll die
Principalpoop: ok ok, bring him along llan, katy bar the door
cease: speaking of drinks....
cease: i need to eat eventually, or my stomache will do my believing for me
Principalpoop: i want a Becks beer, if you have one cat
cease: see you here next week
Principalpoop: ahh going to eat, ciao canada man
||||||||| Around 10:52 PM, cease walks off into the sunset...
Principalpoop: see you too llan, all the best
Principalpoop: and fool, keep your clothes on up on that hill, don't catch a chill
llanwydd: Nite Princ
Principalpoop: nat nat
llanwydd: and Cat
||||||||| Principalpoop leaves at 10:53 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
the Fool on the Hill: Catherwood, get me a Leinenkugel
||||||||| Catherwood gets the Fool on the Hill a leinenkugel.
the Fool on the Hill: mmmmmmm...
||||||||| the Fool on the Hill says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, the Fool on the Hill exits at 10:56 PM.
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ATweenyADayKeepsTheFascistsAway
Bambi
Bunnyboy
cease
Elayne
Firebroiled
Hemlock Stones
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop
the Fool on the Hill

URL References:
http://209.51.162.173:9534/
http://209.51.162.173:9534/listen.pls
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/09/crossdressing-comic-eddie-izzard-ran-43-marathons-in-51-days-no-not-in-heels.html
http://www.cniradio.com/cniradio.m3u
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2034016&id=1263688570
www.lewrockwell.com
http://www.newsfromme.com/archives/2009_09_16.html#017734
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/17/arts/music/17travers.html?_r=1&em

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"