Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
07/16/2009

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 16, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| "8:22 AM? 8:22 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Hot Dawginya should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Hot Dawginya enters and sits at the bar.
Hot Dawginya: Dogs flew space ships! Your forefathers took drugs! Your brain is not the boss! Men and Women are the same sex. Yes, that's right! Everything you know is wrong! Hello seekers, and here we go again.
http://weeksupdate.com/2009/06/longest-solar-eclipse-of-21st-century.html
Hot Dawginya: You know I am not really me, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood reallys Hot Dawginya.
Hot Dawginya: I'm not Hot Dawginya.
Hot Dawginya: The aliens have landed among us.
Hot Dawginya: Ole says to Leena, "What's the moon, made of?" And Leena says, "Ole, green cheese." And Ole says, "That explains the mice in your drawers." And they had a very nice weekend, yah sure.
Hot Dawginya: Blast off, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood blasts off.
||||||||| Hot Dawginya is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 8:30 AM.
||||||||| Firebroiled steals in around 8:35 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Firebroiled: . . . . so hop in your wife
and head in any direction
on the freeway of your choice,
and we’ll see you in a couple of hours,
here at Ralph Spoilsport Motors,
the World’s Biggest, here in the City of Fine Music.

Thanks for the insurrection,
and now back to our morning concert of afternoon showtime favorites
-- the Magic Bowl movement
from Symphony in C Minus

by Johann Amadeus Matetsky.
Firebroiled: Ah, my bony boy!
In the Estonian Mountains,
we used to go to sleep
leaning up against a wind-fall.

I was but a mere pratt then.
I’ll never forget the time
a snake slithered into my wife!

I wasn’t but knee-high to a married grasshopper then.

Never saw the woman again. . . .
||||||||| Firebroiled leaves to catch the 8:37 AM train to Washington.
||||||||| Outside, the 8:44 PM bus from Billville pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theare" what's in the box?'
||||||||| At 8:45 PM, ah,clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Tor Hershman close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:59 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Mudhead into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:00 PM, then departs.
Mudhead: *sigh*
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 16, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Mud
Mudhead: go away Firebroiled
Mudhead: Hai !
||||||||| 9:01 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Merlyn: hey ho
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Dex & Mud & Merl
Mudhead: Hai Dex n Merl
Dexter Fong: Howdy young firesigners
Merlyn: I'd like opinions on this graphic: http://www.westley.org/ftnd5.jpg
Mudhead: I represent that...young
Mudhead: as dirt
Mudhead: Im old as
Dexter Fong: Looks good Merl
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (9:03 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Mudhead: Id add mre light to the top
ah,clem: hi all
Dexter Fong: Hiya Clem
Tor Hershman: Yes, that's a fine graphic
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Clem
Mudhead: Id pump up the Firesign Theater on the top
Merlyn: the original was pretty fuzzy, and a large PDF file: http://www.westley.org/fs.pdf
Merlyn: especially their faces were orange and out of focus
Mudhead: their still light
Mudhead: but lighen the name and it works
Merlyn: yeah, but it's a lot better
Mudhead: oh yea, its great
Merlyn: I can't fix all of it because I don't have a better scan of the big "the Firesign Theatre" at the top
Mudhead: k
Merlyn: Hopefully it's sufficient
Tor Hershman: @ least
Mudhead: I must be truthfu, Ive missed you all terribly, but Ive been following the young lives f some kttens on another site, so if youve wondered where I went, its there
Tor Hershman: I like the LOC quote
Dexter Fong: Sex Kittens, Mud?
||||||||| Bambi steals in around 9:08 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: sex muttons, kid?
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends!
Dexter Fong: Don't steal Bambi
Bambi: Hi Clem, Dex, Merlyn, Mudhead, Tor
Dexter Fong: Six Mittens, cod
Tor Hershman: There was a LOC web page/project that had MOI listed as, one of MANY, singers of "Amazing Grace." I did have, till YouTube deleted it, "Tor Hershman's AmaZING Grace" but they ain't the same song.
Tor Hershman: I e-mailed the site and the webpage 'twere gone in less than 72 hours.
Merlyn: like Cole Porter's "Anything Goes"
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bam
Dexter Fong: Tor: Wow! That chinese cook of yours sing too?
Mudhead: Ive en following these kittys since Feb
Bambi: http://bambismusings.wordpress.com for the latest on the coal plant fight
Dexter Fong: Mud: Kittens are not real fast, you know
Bambi: we had our town meeting this week
Mudhead: aren those plants finished fighting yet?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies the Fool on the Hill inside, makes a note of the time (9:10 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Tor Hershman: Hi sing 2, 3, and fur after a good visit to Won Hung Lo, if ya gets my meanin', if ya catches moi's drift
Dexter Fong: Mud kittens are slow
Bambi: hey FoH
Tor Hershman: The Fool On The Hill, moi's clone????????
the Fool on the Hill appears to make a sound
Bambi: lol
the Fool on the Hill: howdy folks
Tor Hershman: Well, except for that '...keeping perfectly still.'
the Fool on the Hill: eh?
Mudhead: FOH?
Bambi: how's it going for everyone tonight?
Dexter Fong: HuH?
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Fool
Tor Hershman: I feel quite well, Bam. How's things with thee?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'HomeHomeOnTheTween', just granted probation at 9:12 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Howdeee
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Home
Dexter Fong: It's my Homey
Bambi: hey Tweenster
Mudhead: hi Tween
ah,clem: one fancy ale, coming up
Tor Hershman: Howdy Homey
Dexter Fong: Keep it down, clem
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Catherwood, please give everyone a fancy ale
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a fancy ale.
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour everyone their favorite drink
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone their favorite drink.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:14 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Tor Hershman: Gee, Clem, moi usually had 15 or so ales before they came up
llanwydd: good evening
Bambi: hey llan
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Ll
llanwydd: thank you for my favorite drink, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood fors llanwydd's favorite drink.
Dexter Fong: Hi llan
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almond.
||||||||| Elayne sashays in at 9:15 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
ah,clem: I thing Catherwood has brain damage
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside ah,clem and asks "Something I can help with?"
Bambi: hey Elayne
Elayne: Evenin' alL!
Dexter Fong: Hi Eleayne
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, El
llanwydd: I hope I didn't do that
Elayne: Just wanted to say hi for a few minutes to avoid the living room where Rachel Maddow is trying (in vain) to talk some sense into "Uncle" Pat Buchanan's head.
llanwydd: Hi Elayne
ah,clem: lol E!
Elayne: I'll be going to eat dinner after that's done, then I'll return.
llanwydd: buchanan is hard to take
ah,clem: o'tay
Bambi: what's for dinner tonight E?
Elayne: He's a singularly unpleasant man, Llan.
Elayne: Pasta and meatballs, Fran.
Bambi: sounds good E! :-)
ah,clem: not the same without the tomataoes
Elayne: Ah, apparently they're finished.
Bambi: is anyone familiar with the hard green cheese called sapsaga?
Elayne: I'll be back when I'm finished with dinner, then. Later, all.
Tor Hershman: Nope
ah,clem: I am, keep it out of here, lol
Elayne tokes and runs.
||||||||| Elayne departs at 9:18 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Merlyn: later E
Tor Hershman: Good for you, El
Bambi: comes in a foil cone with green letters; you grate it and put it on things like pasta
ah,clem: sapsaga finely aged by infectious fungus
Bambi: hard to find these days
Bambi: it smells bad but tastes really good lol
ah,clem: like toe cheese, lol
Bambi: what?!
Bambi: lol
llanwydd: sapsaga is a word I don't think I have ever seen before
ah,clem: good for you
Bambi: Sapsago maybe
Tor Hershman: Sap Saga, the story of moi's life
Bambi: "Sapsago is a very hard, aged Swiss cheese intended for grating and seasoning. It is produced in the mountains of the canton (state) of Glarus, Switzerland."
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Farmer Jim is now making toe cheese?
ah,clem: right
llanwydd: lol tor
Bambi: http://www.gourmet-food.com/swiss-cheese/sapsago-cheese-100577.aspx
HomeHomeOnTheTween: That almost qualifies as a cheese log, Bambi
ah,clem: "I'd risk anybody's life for 100 pounds of dollars"
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Canadian, American or Australian, clem?
ah,clem: quite frank right
llanwydd: sounds like I could buy sapsago on ebay
ah,clem: yes, and it wnn't smell any better than from you local shoppe
Bambi: Amazon has it! :-) but man it's expensive! $6.99 for one 3 oz cone ... guess that's not in the picture for some time ... figures I would find it now lol
ah,clem: is it stinky? just how you like it...
Dexter Fong
Dexter Fong: ;
llanwydd: I find it amusing to hear it is available on amazon
llanwydd: is it a paperback cone?
Dexter Fong: Waffle cone
Dexter Fong: w/sprinkles
ah,clem: appropriare to discuss cheese at this juncture
Dexter Fong: appropriare? Italian eh?
llanwydd: you couldn't go into baskin robbins and ask for a sapsago cone
Dexter Fong: You cvould but they wouldn't have it
ah,clem: not likely
Bambi: lol Clem
Dexter Fong: unless they now have 40 flavors
llanwydd: the closest they have to that is strawberry cheesecake flavor
Bambi: I think some sort of cherry cheese cake is about as cheesy as Baskin Robbins gets
Dexter Fong: I"D like a double Rouquefort swirl
Bambi: lol right
Bambi: right llan
||||||||| At 9:32 PM, Mudhead vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: How does Nino do it?
Bambi: Hey Joe, wha'da'ya know
Tor Hershman: Boggle has been minded
ah,clem: more sugar, that's rich
llanwydd: hey muddy
Dexter Fong: Clem: We understand that because of lag, you get to hear everything first but you doesnn't has to rub it in
llanwydd: nino has me 100 miles from home tonight
llanwydd: he's done worse
Bambi: lol Dex
ah,clem: a whole town, high on rye
Dexter Fong: Clem: Don't make me get out my Firesign book and read ahead
ah,clem: shame we missed that, but we do have a water tower.... hmmm
Bambi: very true llan ... we're likely in Mesa tonight which is fine by me
Bambi: wow, we moved...glad I looked or I wouldn't have known LOL (Amioun, Liban-Nord, Lebanon)
Dexter Fong: Bambi: You're in Lebanon tonight
ah,clem: lol
Dexter Fong: and I don't mean Pennsylvania
ah,clem: Nino has blown a fuse
Bambi: Merlyn is a real wizard for sure!
Dexter Fong: Merlyn has cast the Displacement Spell
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Clem and Bambi: As long as you're in Lebanon, try the hash
ah,clem: note taken
Tor Hershman: Blond or Red, for the head
Bambi: will have to figure a way to get home before bedtime lol
ah,clem: just fade out the organist
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Simple, Merlyn will cast the Replacement Spell
Bambi: ah, there ya go Dex
Merlyn: it's nino's fault
Bambi: LOL Merlyn
ah,clem: as so often it is, he gets around
Dexter Fong: Nino always gets my location right
Bambi: I don't mind a bit ... just like to see where I am ;-)
Dexter Fong: It's like he's looking over my shoulder
ah,clem: poor Dex
Dexter Fong: I like the company
Bambi: more fun for us I think
Dexter Fong: Six flags? Mopre fun
Dexter Fong: More fun
HomeHomeOnTheTween: "You've run up a Bill of Rights, and now you're going to pay for it!!"
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Great line
Dexter Fong: And Clem heard it first
llanwydd: umscaflavadish
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:43 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Elayne: Yum, tasty pasta and meatballs!
Dexter Fong: WB E
llanwydd: wb elayne
llanwydd: you ate lightly
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, El
Bambi says mmmmmmm!
llanwydd: I should take such a short time with dinner
llanwydd: two big news items I might share with you all tonight
Tor Hershman: Some Star Trek person should yell "Eat light!," before shootin' off a fazzer (SP?).
Dexter Fong: hey found Amelia Earhart?
llanwydd: first there is a tornado watch for an area less than 40 miles to the east of my home
Dexter Fong: Tor: It's phaser
Elayne: Oh dear, Llan.
llanwydd: this is unprecedented
Dexter Fong: In Troy?
Tor Hershman: Ameba Air Art
Tor Hershman: Thanks, Dex
llanwydd: I've had flash floods at home all day but this could get worse
llanwydd: I'm actually about 100 miles north of troy, dex
Tor Hershman: It's amoeba, Tor
llanwydd: and the tornado watch is for vermont
Tor Hershman: Thanks, Tor
Dexter Fong: Tor: It's "an amoeba"
Tor Hershman: Who'd a thunk it, Dex
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dave gets out at 9:47 PM.
llanwydd: I'm keeping a tomato watch in my front garden
Elayne: Hello Davd!
Dexter Fong: Ooohh Unexcerbated
llanwydd: Hey Dave
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Dave
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Dave
Dave: hey gang
HomeHomeOnTheTween: They did a great job putting this boxed set together
Tor Hershman: Dear Deer - you know Hershman means - Deer Dude - or something like that
Dexter Fong: Dave: Your doggie get home yet?
Merlyn: Hey dave, let me know if those changes are working ok
llanwydd: hertzlichemann
HomeHomeOnTheTween: A must-have collector's item for any Firesign fan
Tor Hershman: Easy for you to say, Ll
llanwydd: lol
HomeHomeOnTheTween: A Deer Rancher, Tor?
Dexter Fong: A Jolly Deer Rancher
Dexter Fong: Sweet!
Tor Hershman: Deer Humper to the Archduke, methinks
HomeHomeOnTheTween: lol
Dave: firesign box set? and no, you'll know when Katie's back, I'll put her in my username. also, Merl, the changes are good.
ah,clem: "the script, the background music..."
llanwydd: I'm hoping the roof won't come off my house tonight
HomeHomeOnTheTween: That would be rather inconvenient, LL
Dexter Fong: "....the interminable foreshadowing of dialogue and events..."
llanwydd: a firesign box set should be at least 50% rarities
Dave: it would be rather open, ll
Dave: wait, what box set are we talking about?
llanwydd: then I could have an open house
Elayne: Llan, to the general public ALL of Firesign is rarities.
Dexter Fong: Box of danger Dave
Tor Hershman: El, :-)
llanwydd: my other big news item I got today is about that pbs documentary I was in last year
llanwydd: remember me telling you about that?
Dexter Fong: Yes??
Dave: when did that come out/
llanwydd: I got an email today. they haven't even finished it after 10 months of production
Tor Hershman: "The Life And Times Of Linda Lovelace," Ll?
Dexter Fong: Merlyn could probably tell you Dave
llanwydd: but they want me back to film another scene
Dexter Fong: A call back, llan
llanwydd: the documentary is about former secretary of state george schultz
Tor Hershman: But seriously, folks (Well, Ll) when's it gonna hit the air-waves
llanwydd: and to my great amusement, they want me to play Yasir Arafat
Merlyn: Sept 30, 2008 is when box of danger was officially released
Elayne: If you play Arafat, Llan, you will let us know who wins, won't you?
Dexter Fong: llan: Well you do like Middle eastern food
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Kewl, LL
Tor Hershman: Do you look like Ringo, LL
llanwydd: not exactly
ah,clem: "may I rape your cat?" err take your hat?
Dexter Fong: More like Pete Best, Tor
llanwydd: I will be seen on the phone but not heard
Dexter Fong: Knock it off Cl;em
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:56 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dave by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: =))
llanwydd: I'll be filming in saratoga next weekend
Tor Hershman: Better than filming in sapsaga
llanwydd: very true tor
Tor Hershman: May random chance seem to favor your shoot, Lo
llanwydd: I can have all the mineral water I want
Dexter Fong: Sapsago is not judged ripe until a film appears on it
Tor Hershman: LL
ah,clem: depends on what minerals you want...
llanwydd: thanks tor
Tor Hershman: We'll if it's minerals you want
llanwydd: you know now that I have mentioned that story I'd like to tell everyone who doesn't know that too much mineral water causes kidney stones
ah,clem: and when ripe it stinks, like so many things
llanwydd: gall stones as well
Dexter Fong: Hemlock STONES TOO
llanwydd: especially the very hard mineral water that comes out of the public springs in saratoga
llanwydd: LOL Dex
ah,clem: if you drink enough stones will not be a problem
ah,clem: acidosis
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Tor Hershman: Liver Flushes will help the gallstones but ain't worth a flying phlanger fart in a force five hurricane for a heart attack
Dexter Fong: The liver was filmed over and stinky so I FLUSHED IT
ah,clem: eat more pickles
Elayne: "Liver Flushes" sounds like the name of a dog treat.
||||||||| Dave enters at 10:02 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
llanwydd: who is the Fool on the Hill? has he or she been here under another name?
Dexter Fong: wb Dave
Tor Hershman: El, :-)
ah,clem: they are, in the long run
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Dave
HomeHomeOnTheTween: WB Dave sans chien
ah,clem: many times
Dave: ok, was having screen reader problems, back and working but got a baseball game about to start, I loooooooooove baseball
llanwydd: Liver Flushes! LOL Elayne
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bunnyboy disembarks at 10:03 PM.
Bunnyboy: Charge!
Merlyn: hey dave, did that fix work?
Dexter Fong: Fool *has* been here before and is (I think( a friend of someonnne here
ah,clem: used a german name before, but you know him
Elayne: Llan, Fool has been here before. I don't know if he or she has introduced him/herself yet per se.
Dave: so what is this box of danger? is it worth the money which I don't have?
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bun
llanwydd: Yo Bunnyboy
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Hey Bunny
Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Elayne: I gotta go, the cats are freaking out, there are fireworks going off in the neighborhood and we have no idea why.
Merlyn: dave, shoot me your address again, I'm sure Proctor will send you a freebie
Elayne: Going to try to find out. Next week, all!
Dexter Fong: E: Bastill Day
||||||||| 10:04 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
llanwydd: about 60% of BOD is stuff I don't have, if I remember right
ah,clem: good night E
Tor Hershman: TTFN, El
llanwydd: what I have is 2 Places, 3 Faces and Missing Shoe
||||||||| "10:05 PM? 10:05 PM!!" says Catherwood, "wake (the flake) should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as wake (the flake) enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
ah,clem: a good part of it, but had a bit more
llanwydd: Hey Flake
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Wake
llanwydd: how's things in the pacific?
llanwydd: staying away from the typhoons?
Dave: has anyone talked to ken? he stopped answering my calls and frankly I'm kinda angry but also worried
wake (the flake): helloooo everyone
Bunnyboy: llan: Didja spring for the Box?
Merlyn: now I think wake is really near thailand, right?
ah,clem: Ken is still out there, probably just busy
llanwydd: not yet, bunnyboy
Merlyn: and doesn't he not have much internet access when he's driving a truck? I think that's what he does
llanwydd: ken doesn't get much time to answer emails
llanwydd: in his line of work
ah,clem: have not talked to him, but get forwarded emails sometimes
wake (the flake): Thailand... yes
llanwydd: don't hold that against him
Dave: not holding it against him, but when you call like four times in as many weeks, the least you could do is answer and say you're alive, ya know/
Merlyn: Dave, Proctor does a huge amount of voicework, he's been in nearly every disney film for the last 15 years at least
ah,clem: ken is one of the good guys, even if you can't stay in touch
Tor Hershman: Say, if'in anyone wants to challenge moi for the title of GUY WITH THE MOST TIME TO WASTE just head on over and to play AnkoMako http://www.retromundi.com/index.php?option=com_puarcade&Itemid=100004&fid=12&gid=115
Dexter Fong: IIRC Ken is not friving a truck anymore unles he quit his accounting job
ah,clem: yes, he went back to accounting last I heard
wake (the flake): connection very bad today
ah,clem: (the truck thing was just for a while)
HomeHomeOnTheTween: I get email from Ken all the time. Don't know why he han't made it to chat.
Dave: thanks brian, and yes I know, I like Ken, but it's just unlike him to not return my calls, that's all,
llanwydd: I've been trying to get voice work but I don't have the means to record CDs since my friend in the industry moved to california
Bambi: Hey Dave, Bunny, wake
llanwydd: I have a demo but it's not very good
llanwydd: I could do far better
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: Just wondering...FST never released a recording of that 90's show, The Steampowered Internet did they?
Bunnyboy: hiya, Bambi!
Bambi: how's everyone doing?
wake (the flake): I do English narration on Thai promotional videos.
Bambi: was busy playing a game for a bit myself lol
llanwydd: hard to believe I didn't notice until now that mr. ishikawa is conspicuously absent
Tor Hershman: Da Vee Jay View Doo Fine, Bam
ah,clem: fu yong to dye
Dexter Fong: Cat said he's be away this week
Bunnyboy: RIP Dallas McKennon.
wake (the flake): The horse drawn internet was much more cumbersome
Dexter Fong: AND SMELLY TOO
Dexter Fong: ooops
wake (the flake): LOTS more smelly
Bambi: have you all seen Warehouse 13 yet on the new syfy?
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Check your annoy, LL
wake (the flake): hahahahahahahahaeheheh
Dexter Fong: Nope
llanwydd: skrondish
ah,clem: worth a look Dex
Tor Hershman: I don't even, or oddly, know what SYFY is, Bam
Merlyn: the new scifi channel
Tor Hershman: Sounds spooky, though
Dexter Fong: Used to be Sci-Fi network
ah,clem: formerly known as sci-fi
Dexter Fong: sky high
Tor Hershman: Ah Ha, Ah Clem
ah,clem: can been seen on sy-fy or hulu
Bambi: yes, well worth a look
llanwydd: adslfsk;fl;
ah,clem: worth a look
Dexter Fong: hullo?
HomeHomeOnTheTween: WMP and WMV should be able to play MP3's, right clem?
ah,clem: poor Dex
Merlyn: no hulu
Bambi: http://www.syfy.com and http://www.hulu.com
Merlyn: should be, tween
||||||||| "Hey llanwydd!" ... llanwydd turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:18 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| 10:18 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Tor Hershman: WMP plays moi's
llanwydd: wmp plays voi's eh?
Merlyn: it's funny how much voice changing bergman has to do here
ah,clem: depends on the codecs you have Tween
llanwydd: there's canadian for you
wake (the flake): hulu doesn't stream to Thailand.
wake (the flake): boo and hoo
Dexter Fong: Who Lou?
ah,clem: but you are not there, so who cares...
llanwydd: listening to 3 Faces?
Merlyn: wasn't that a fred astaire number? streaming to thailand?
Merlyn: little lou who
Dexter Fong: Yes
Bunnyboy: Wow. MAD MEN landed 4 Emmy nominations for Best Writing, Drama Series. LOST got the fifth.
Tor Hershman: Some times I feel like a cableless child
Tor Hershman: Sumtimes
llanwydd: I'm going swimming in VT tomorrow if it's still there
Dexter Fong: Just a dial up doll on a party line
ah,clem: B... O...
llanwydd: Dave went grey at a very young age
Dexter Fong: C....P......
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Vermont is leaving?
llanwydd: it might if the tornado touches down
wake (the flake): -----------------> loves 30 Rock
Bambi: if VT is still there?
Bambi: eek!
Bunnyboy: Off to the races. Nitey!
||||||||| At 10:24 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bunnyboy!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Tor Hershman: 30 Rock 'tis okay, yep
Dexter Fong: And he's off!
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bun
llanwydd: amrad is determined to get me off this page
Dexter Fong: He's ready for clem blowing all the punch lines
ah,clem: a pickle
llanwydd: well, my ambien is working
Dexter Fong: with little bumps on it?
ah,clem: eeewwww
llanwydd: this stuff sure feels good I gotta tell ya
Bambi: night Bunny and Mrs. Bunny
Bambi: hope Cat's OK
ah,clem: good night, LL lol
ah,clem: ambien is working
Dexter Fong: Bambi: He said he's be away this week
Bambi: have a good rest llan
llanwydd: see you in 160 hours
Dexter Fong: Nightie night ll
Bambi: ok, good to hear Dex
wake (the flake): I must say good bye and good luck all
Tor Hershman: Goodnight all, hold on tightly, LL and to all.....stay on groovin' safari
Bambi: must have missed that last week
ah,clem: took that once, just once
||||||||| wake (the flake) rushes off, saying "10:27 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Bambi: night wake
Dexter Fong: Back at yah Wake
Bambi: night Tor
ah,clem: (put me to sleep)
Dexter Fong: Serfs are up Tor
Bambi: good night even lol
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Hi Wake
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Oops lol
Dexter Fong: What's the matter, Clem, lose your place?
HomeHomeOnTheTween: That was a quick visit
Merlyn: Hey, I'll be back on later maybe, see you around
||||||||| "Hey Merlyn!" ... Merlyn turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:32 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: In and out
Bambi: good night Merlyn
HomeHomeOnTheTween: need to switch to OS X
||||||||| HomeHomeOnTheTween leaves to catch the 10:35 PM train to Hellmouth.
ah,clem: what did you mean Dex?
Dave: the rockies just walked in the tying run! i fucking love this game
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Clem: If you keep your thumb on your place you can get the lines out before we hear them
ah,clem: re- What's the matter, Clem, lose your place?
Bambi: common cold ... how ordinary lol
the Fool on the Hill: ironically, the common cold is not so common. 112 strains
ah,clem: (some of the quotes I posted, I delayed till you should have heard it,)
the Fool on the Hill: which is why there's no cure. every time you catch it, it's a different desease
Bambi: yeah, I know ... was a flash sideways "Blazing Saddles"
Dexter Fong: From out of the past comes Medical trivia
Dexter Fong: Clem: I'm on cable here so I have to listen to hulu
ah,clem: but I do not feel well, and will try to make it to top of the hour
Bambi: have to listen to hulu?
Dexter Fong: I don't have to listen to hulu...I want to listen to hulu...I need to listen to hulu...I'm going to listen to hulu
Bambi: lol
Bambi: I usually watch hulu lol
Dexter Fong: I usualy listen to hulu seriously
||||||||| HomeHomeOnTheTween bounds in at 10:46 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: wb Tween
Dave: hoola? did I hear that right?
Dexter Fong: OS X scores agian
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Hola amigos de Fire
Dexter Fong: No dave hulu
Dexter Fong: pronounced who lou
Bambi: it sounds like who lue
Bambi: right
Bambi: lol
HomeHomeOnTheTween: No one knows who he is, actually
Dexter Fong: Lou Costello I always thought
Bambi: no idea where they got their weird name
Dave: so who or what is hulu?
Dexter Fong: Streaming pirate video
Bambi: it's turned into commercial video ... they have partnerships these days
ah,clem: a flash based tv net service, Danve
ah,clem: Dave
Dexter Fong: Dan
Bambi: hense the commercials ... royalties to pay
Dexter Fong: Dan's not here man
Bambi: Lou Costello ... hmmm, interesting ... wonder if that is the case?
Dexter Fong: Heeeeyyyy Yabbot!!!!!
Bambi: lol
HomeHomeOnTheTween: You wascally yabbot you...
Dexter Fong: Mother Superior!!
Dave: jumped the gun
Dexter Fong: Thank you Dave
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Happiness is a warm mother superior?
Dexter Fong: Sister Mayr Elephant
Dexter Fong: Mary
ah,clem: shutup
Dexter Fong: Rocky didn't mention the sapsago
HomeHomeOnTheTween: Well, folks, it's time to say good night. Be well and happy, everybody...
ah,clem: thankyou
||||||||| HomeHomeOnTheTween rushes off, saying "10:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Night Tween
Bambi: have a good night Tween
Dave: hey I'm an old soul
Dexter Fong: Good on yah Dave
Dexter Fong: Well homeys and awayees I gotta go park a car so until next time, thanks for the evening
Dave: well gang, long day here think i"ll say goodnight, night all
Bambi: have a good night Dex
Dexter Fong: Night Dave
||||||||| Dave leaves to catch the 11:00 PM train to Aurora.
Bambi: goodnight Dave ... rest well
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: off to Aurora
Dexter Fong: Thanks bambi and thank you Clem for keeping us ahead of the audio
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: And Night FoH
ah,clem: more money than you have ever seen in your whole miserable life "( that can't be much)"
ah,clem: skink cheese, one of the best spots, imho
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: no avail lol
Bambi: thanks Clem ... great show :-)
Bambi: good night ... off ... but just a little...
ah,clem: nytol
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| the Fool on the Hill rushes off, saying "11:23 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ah,clem - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bunnyboy
Dave
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Firebroiled
HomeHomeOnTheTween
Hot Dawginya
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
the Fool on the Hill
Tor Hershman
wake (the flake) URL References:
http://bambismusings.wordpress.com
http://weeksupdate.com/2009/06/longest-solar-eclipse-of-21st-century.html
http://www.gourmet-food.com/swiss-cheese/sapsago-cheese-100577.aspx
http://www.hulu.com
http://www.retromundi.com/index.php?option=com_puarcade&Itemid=100004&fid=12&gid=115
http://www.syfy.com
http://www.westley.org/fs.pdf
http://www.westley.org/ftnd5.jpg

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"