Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
07/09/2009

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 09, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:05 AM and late as usual, it's Firebroiled, just back from Philadelphia."
Firebroiled: Out of the fog . . .

into the smog . .

.relentlessly . . .

ruthlessly . . . . . .

doggadly . . .

toward his weekly meeting with The Unknown.

At 4th and Drucker he turns left.

At Drucker and 4th he turns right.

He crosses MacArthur Park

and walks into a great sandstone building.

Groping for the door,

he steps inside,
climbs the thirteen steps to his office . . .

He walks in!

He’s ready for mystery . . .

he’s ready for excitment . . .

he’s ready for anything . .

.he’s . . .

Nick Danger, Third Eye!
||||||||| At 9:05 AM, Firebroiled vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:59 PM and ah,clem sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| At 8:01 PM, ah,clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bambi in through the front door at 8:59 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bambi clear
Bambi: lol
Bambi: hello Dear Friends that aren't here yet
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 09, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dexter Fong close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:01 PM and late as usual, it's TweenForADay, just back from Austin."
Bambi: hey Dex
Bambi: hey Tween
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
TweenForADay: I won, I won!
Dexter Fong: Hi Tween
TweenForADay: Evenin' Mr. Dex
Bambi: Welcome to the Future :-)
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:02 PM and late as usual, it's c, just back from British Columbia."
Dexter Fong: HiC!
Bambi: Kewl ... more Weirdly Cool tonight :-)
||||||||| Outside, the 9:03 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bambi: hiC lol
llanwydd: HELLO DEAR FRIENDS
Bambi: hi llan
Bambi: c=Cat?
TweenForADay: Hey LL
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
llanwydd: there's nobody on the main page yet but there are some just folks in here
||||||||| ah,clem steals in around 9:04 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I think so
llanwydd: that's what I'm wondering, bambi
Dexter Fong: Hi clem
c: hi gang
c: welcome back dex
ah,clem: hi all
Bambi: hey Clem
Dexter Fong: Thank you cat
TweenForADay: Hola c
llanwydd: C, Cat, Cease, Canadian...
TweenForADay: Si, c
c: cooly weird
Bambi: howdy Cat
Dexter Fong: Spade Cooley
ah,clem: c: lol
llanwydd: my grandfather was called C
llanwydd: his first name was Cecil
Bambi: cooly weird ... we join it already in progress ... picking it up from last week :-)
TweenForADay: The Jack Poet VW commercial series is really fun
Bambi: tons of fun :-)
llanwydd: BRB
c: if only every commercial was that funny
Dexter Fong: Don't leave the seat up
TweenForADay: This is from the boxed set, clem?
ah,clem: no, from weirdly cool dvd
ah,clem: will play some box of danger later
TweenForADay: Really? Doesn't sound like the PBS show
TweenForADay: No audience
llanwydd: I wonder if the guy's name really was jack poet
c: this is additional material
TweenForADay: This does sound like backstage
llanwydd: sounds like some kind of hippy nickname
c: merl might know
TweenForADay: Ah OK, cease
c: it may have been assumed, but it was the name of the dealership
ah,clem: this is weirly cool cut 16
ah,clem: right now
TweenForADay: OK
Bambi: did everyone see the great posting that Phil.A did about Oona on his blog?
Bambi: (back in April I think)
c: yes it was wonderful
Bambi: sure was!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:14 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary.
llanwydd: I haven't looked at phil's blog in a while
Bambi: the beauty of the Internet is that even if you miss it when it's posted; you can still see it later :-)
c: he writes when he has sometehing to say
Merlyn: hey
Bambi: hey Merl
c: hi merl
llanwydd: Hi Merlyn!
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Merlyn: can't say anything definite, but some more live performances are on the horizon
Merlyn: so stay tuned
Bambi: http://austin.weblogger.com/
c: the holywood shows? proc mentions it in the latest planet, merl
llanwydd: I wish they would come out to my neck of the woods
c: i emailed austin but havent heard back
llanwydd: I'd even drive 300 miles to see them in NYC
c: you need another neck, llan
Bambi: kewl Merl, Cat
c: if austin doesnt mind driving there
Merlyn: guess I can say anything definite, yes, that's the shows
c: with dogs
llanwydd: they've played there before
Bambi: lol Merl
c: arent yall on proc's planet mailing list? if not, why not?
TweenForADay: OS X beckoneth - brb
c: in 96 yes, but wihout austin
llanwydd: I'm on it. I got the latest one yesterday
Merlyn: yes, but it comes as a .pdf, so I can't read it easily
c: isnt it up on the website yet, merl?
c: or would be doing that
llanwydd: I sometimes have trouble with pdf but not with planet proctor
Merlyn: yes cat
||||||||| Outside, the 9:19 PM bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Bunnyboy coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
llanwydd: Hi Bunnyboy!
Bunnyboy: (sings) In Proctober, in Holly-wood...
Bunnyboy: Hiyez
Merlyn: hey bb
Bunnyboy: Yeah, you all got the news already.
Bunnyboy: So, are they finally gonna bring back radio?
c: hi bun
Bunnyboy: Ah, cat. I "c".
Merlyn: c is practicing brevity
c: this is delightful to hear them at work
Merlyn: yeah, it's fun, they come up with hello stuff soon
ah,clem: thought everyone would enjoy it
TweenForADay: Am I here?
ah,clem: so many good ones had to be dropped
Bambi: yep
Bambi: lol
TweenForADay: can't do configure from FF2
Bambi: was reading about the 'smart grid' lol
Merlyn: only for a day, tween
ah,clem: no, you are still there
TweenForADay: Java's on and NoScript is allowing fst.com
c: great choice, clem
TweenForADay: selecting configure from the menu does nothing
Merlyn: configure should eventually replace the msgs slot with params, tween
Bambi: what part of system critical systems shouldn't be on the Internet do they not get?
Merlyn: text, font, etc
Merlyn: the same as the log in screen though
TweenForADay: doesn't
Merlyn: you can manually refresh your browser
TweenForADay: Maybe because I left chat without logging out and had to accept using a name already in progress
||||||||| "9:27 PM? I'm late!" exclaims TweenForADay, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:27 PM and late as usual, it's TweenForADay, just back from Texas."
Merlyn: that shouldn't matter
Merlyn: you can log out and in
Merlyn: which you just did
Bambi: wb Tween
TweenForADay: Yep, that was it
Merlyn: you were late coming and going
Bambi: yep, that would do it
TweenForADay: but I was early
TweenForADay: anywho, that was the fix
llanwydd: anybody seen anything great on tv lately?
Dexter Fong: d
llanwydd: had to say something to stop greying
Dexter Fong: me2
Bambi: don't watch commercial TV
Merlyn: ok, not sure what the existing name messed up though
llanwydd: I'm obsessive that way
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:31 PM and Dave sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: but I did watch some good stuff on hulu ... nostalgia shows
Bambi: hey Dave
llanwydd: Hi Dave!
Dexter Fong: Hey Dave
Merlyn: hi dave
Dave: evening folks, got the baseball game on here, colorado vs. atlanta
c: dave!
Bambi: hey Bunny
llanwydd: so hulu is not commercial?
llanwydd: probably why I've never seen it
Bunnyboy: hey, Ms Bamb!
c: no can get hulu in vanada
Bambi: yes, actually it is llan
Bambi: but not AS commercial
Bunnyboy: lo Dave
Bambi: lol
TweenForADay: Is Katy back from NYC, Dave?
Dave: hi there, thanks for all the greetings, and wow our second baseman has a wife with a cute voice, mmmm,
Dave: you'll know when Katie is back guys, my name will change
Dexter Fong: What was katy doing in NYC without a chaperon
TweenForADay: OK
ah,clem: hi Dave
Bambi: instead of having program segments between commerials, it's limited commercials between longer program segments
Dave: I'm going between two chats and listening to the game, so no cni at all
Bunnyboy: Stop ogling that pert larnyx, Dave!
c: snifing around goldman sachs no doubt
Dave: and atlanta has the lead by 1, damn
llanwydd: that's the way tv used to be, bambi
Dave: i'm sure, katie doesn't like perfume though
Bambi: yep, that's why I like Hulu
c: the blue jays win so rarely, i'm avoinding them. too painful
Dave: nevermind that sexy voice comment, she sounds like a ditz lol
c: my basketball team won though, so i have to accept some loss
ah,clem: a future in call in radio then 'eh Dave?
c: that could work
llanwydd: does she talk about schwoozie programming?
c: "he sees your problems better than you do"
ah,clem: LOL
c: the dave show
Bambi: I really hate what they have done to commercial television ... it's now long and repetitive commercial programming with annoyingly short program breaks
Bambi: so I gave up on it
Dave: call in radio clem? fuck no, I'd get too mad at the idiots that call,
Bambi: we didn't even need feel the change to digital because we don't watch commercial television anymore
ah,clem: I mean for the ditz with the voice
Dexter Fong: Dave: Don't worry, they'd take you off the air for bad language
Dave: wow, this woman is annoying me she sounds like she's 16 now that I'm listening,
llanwydd: especially the "basic" movie channels. an hour and a half film can run for over three hours
||||||||| "9:37 PM? 9:37 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Principalpoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Principalpoop enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Dave: fuck yeah they would dex
TweenForADay: Dave - Which is why you should Skype with us on Saturday evenings ;)
Dexter Fong: What does she sound like when you're not listening
Bambi: you are right llan
TweenForADay: Hey P
Bambi: hey princep
c: buy everytrhing everyhone tells you to buy
Principalpoop: give me a break
Dexter Fong: Hey poop
c: hi poop
Principalpoop: who is c? ee been around?
ah,clem: cat
ah,clem: in hiding
TweenForADay: "Buy everything everyone tells you to buy" - great line
Principalpoop: hi ah, clem, yes, I forgot to say hi to root
ah,clem: hiding behind a :
Dave: so the cat is out of the bag?
TweenForADay: He lost his ease
llanwydd: some guy named Claude
c: i'm not in the bag, yet
Dave: claud knobs? grin
ah,clem: lol, cat
Principalpoop: cats eat grin
Bambi: lol Cat
Principalpoop: whacky knownothings
Bambi: amazing weather around the country ... cooler than usual in the northeast, midatlantic, north and northwest and hotter than blazes in texas and arizona and likely new mexico too
Dave: wow, so this woman, the second baseman's whife, she better be a knockout cause the brains don't seem to be there
llanwydd: we're going to get our first really hot day tomorrow up here
TweenForADay: Hotter than Heater in Hellmouth in TX, I can tell you that
Bambi: not that we are complaining ... we are usually near 100 this time of year for days on end lol
Principalpoop: who is on first?
Bunnyboy: Poop: That's Credibility Gap.
llanwydd: you always sneak in without me seeing you, Princ
Bambi hi Clem!
Bunnyboy: Shearer and Lander.
llanwydd: and I don't get to say hi, so here is a late hi!
Principalpoop: I crawl in underneath you while you are looking up at the chat
TweenForADay: Hi Mr. clem
Principalpoop: thanks, and howdy
llanwydd: is that it
Dexter Fong: yep
Bambi hi llan :-)
Principalpoop: i want the fast link, cni is 10 minutes late
llanwydd: you too, dex. I don't know how you did it, but HI to you too!
ah,clem: we are never late, we do things right when we intend to
Principalpoop: there is ahh, clem
Bambi: I just hear it real time princep
Dexter Fong nods in acknowledgement
llanwydd: Hi Bambi. I think you were here when I came in.
Bambi: lol, but of course, Gandolf the Grey
llanwydd: so, what's on cni now?
Bambi: yes, I was llan
Principalpoop: box of danger
Dexter Fong: Box o' Danger
ah,clem: box of danger disc 4
llanwydd: ach! that's one I don't have
Bambi: love the Box of Danger
llanwydd: you guys listen to that a lot
c: pandora, i didn't know you were opening tongiht
Principalpoop: ach de lieber augustine
llanwydd: I do have 2 Places, 3 Faces, and Missing Shoe
Principalpoop: bingo
c: and a pantage in a pair tree?
Bambi: well, if you listen to 2 Places you will be in the neighborhood llan ;-)
llanwydd: aha
Merlyn: XM radio really didn't like their "degraded audio" jokes (referring to Austin being on the phone for the whole show)
ah,clem: "them" are the big ants, lol
TweenForADay: yes clem
c: because it would sound worse in cars, merl
TweenForADay: Caught that on Sci-Fi not to long ago
Principalpoop: is it legal to drive and listen to these hard drugs?
Dave: so what are the fst people doing these days since they haven't done any work for it since bride?
TweenForADay: 'F' XM for cancelling their show
llanwydd: I watched Them
llanwydd: I watched Them! in a motel room once
Merlyn: they didn't like any "degraded audio" jokes
Bambi: don't you mean SyFy? ;-)
TweenForADay: Yeah, they've really gone down hill
TweenForADay: Would much rather watch Dr. Who on PBS
Principalpoop: syfydelis
TweenForADay: Dave - heaven only knows
llanwydd: the skiffy channel
Bambi: btw: I watched a full episode of Santuary on SyFy.com :-)
ah,clem: say goodbye to sci-fi and hello to sy-fy welcome to the new millenium, lol
Merlyn: they changed to syfy because they can trademark that, but not "scifi"
TweenForADay: Dave - a concert here and there, but no new discs
Bambi: love Dr. Who ... do they have it online to watch it?
TweenForADay: Good one, clem :)
c: how was it bambi
TweenForADay: don't know, Bambi
llanwydd: sdfghjkl
Bambi: I don't watch commercial TV so if it's not online I don't watch it except on DVD
Principalpoop: is that your trademark llan?
Bambi: llan was fading?
llanwydd: it's my mantra
Dexter Fong: hmm
Principalpoop: mantra versus mothra, super movie
TweenForADay: lol P
llanwydd: actually I do that after I send a private message so I can get back in the "send to all" mode
Bambi: and the twin miniature ladies
Dave: AND THE GAME IS TIED AT 4!
llanwydd: if I have nothing else to say
TweenForADay: Actually LLan, just select the blank section. That'll do it
Bambi: kewl Dave ... makes for an interesting game when it's tied up like that
ah,clem: how do you pay attention to so many things at one time, Dave?
c: he can be in 2 places at once
ah,clem: ok
Bambi: lol
llanwydd: sclevovish
Principalpoop: i used to listen to bbc shortwave while watching wimbledon on tv, super announcing
Dave: because it's baseball clem, and it doesn't move as fast as hockey
Bambi: I multi-task as well as Windows ;-)
ah,clem: lol Dave
Dave: stand up tripples are fun, catherwood get me a stand up tripple
||||||||| Catherwood gets Dave a stand up tripple.
TweenForADay: lol Dave
Bambi: that's true Dave! lol
Dave: see once I drink this stand up tripple I'll be tripping and not standing
Bambi: catherwood, please pour me a toasted almond and some homemade salsa
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a toasted almond and some homemade salsa.
Bambi: thank you catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome."
llanwydd: honglanbadist
Principalpoop: no more tripples for llan
Dexter Fong: Speaking Welch again llan?
Dexter Fong: Too many vowels
c: onluy doables?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: suar Ceat
ah,clem: someone has to use all the left over vowels from t txt msg
Principalpoop: why are they called teatotalers
llanwydd: just tried the blank section
c: poor sperring
c: mental arranged meant
ah,clem: demagement?
Dexter Fong: Poo: Because they used to count the tea bags in every box
Principalpoop: llan and cat, stop tormenting dave
Dexter Fong: They wanted to call them boxers but they rebelled
llanwydd: poor pronounciation is just as dangerous
c: oh, sorry
c: yes i willl attempt to spell words properly
Principalpoop: plebney
c: i was inconsiderate
Bambi: should be able to use my loose tea now that I have a stainless steel tea ball
Dave: dave is used to shitty spelling, he does most of it himself and reads forum posts where people don't know shit about typing
Principalpoop: not a big deal, he would have complained if it was too much, make him think and pay attention
ah,clem: used to have another, but it vanished mysteroiusly
Principalpoop: see, i told you
Bunnyboy: The proof is in the reading.
Bambi: lol dave
Bambi: yeah, I know Clem ... ghosts or gremlins
llanwydd: catherwood, keep me in the "send to all" mode
||||||||| Catherwood keeps llanwydd in the "send to all" mode.
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: I used to play t-ball, it was not stainless steel
TweenForADay: You can't prove that...
Principalpoop: don't forget the ghouls
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Merlyn: ok, sent out an announcement about the october shows
ah,clem: but the gremlins have tea...
Bambi: I am leaning toward gremlins ...
||||||||| llanwydd leaves at 10:05 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dave: speaking of balls, there was a shortstop on the washington nationals who got hit in the balls by a baseball and wasn't wearing protective gear, I felt for the guy
ah,clem: have seen the stains
Bambi smiles
TweenForADay: Watch out, Bambi - they bite
Bambi: see ya llan
||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (10:06 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bambi: only if you feed them after midnight or get them wet?
llanwydd: I keep sending stupid nonsequiturs to tweeny that I mean to share with everyone
Bambi: wb llan
TweenForADay: FIRESIGN LIGHTS UP LA --
Principalpoop: that is an urban myth, some gremlins can be mean all day
Dave: I mean, imagine something flying out of the pitchers hand at 90 miles an hour and then hit off a bat, right in the nads, lord, visiting team or not that's still cause for some, not a lot, but some symapthy, you'd think he'd go and put on a cup, nope, he didn't
Principalpoop: for example, remember the car?
TweenForADay: My DSL carped out, LL - probably missed a couple of your messages
Bambi: darn... always enjoy nonsequiturs
TweenForADay: Or, Hollywood, actually, for 4 nights in October! You're seeing
Bambi: ok, well ours is Gizmo
Bambi ;-)
Principalpoop: I like the Ding sound of a cup
TweenForADay: Hmmm not copying properly
TweenForADay: it here for the first time, and you've got lots more time to purchase advance seats and start the hike cross country to see us LIVE at the beautiful Galley Theatre in Barnsdall Park high above Hollywood Boulevard.
Principalpoop: yes bambi, and the tires on my car are black too
Merlyn: just go to http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00324.html
ah,clem: was probably Root the cat, he has been known to steal shiney objects
TweenForADay: Just got the email anncouncement
c: remember canadian money?
Dave: well if I could get away from school I'd be there, but erm, can't
llanwydd: hollywood blivid?
Principalpoop: road trip road trip road trip dave, drop everything for 2 days
Bambi: that's funny princep, so are my tires on my car ... did you take mine? ;-)
Dave: oh yeah? any of you guys wanna take my music theory or history midterms then?
||||||||| NightlyTween tiptoes in around 10:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: speaking of which, I just got a wheel alignment this afternoon
Bambi: wb Tween
Principalpoop: I can name that tune in 3 notes
Bambi: no thanks Dave ... smile
NightlyTween: When? Wednesday, October 14 through Saturday, October 17, at 8
NightlyTween: o'clock in the evening. We'll be performing a slightly different
NightlyTween: version of our new audio show "Forward into the Past" each night,
NightlyTween: and signing, selling, schmoozing and boozing after each show inside
NightlyTween: and outside -- so please come see and be!
llanwydd: which set me back more than 60 dollars
llanwydd: I had a right front ball joint replaced this morning that set me back almost 80
Principalpoop: music history, i think the drum was first, or maybe singing
llanwydd: I hope it was all worth it
Principalpoop: that is not bad at all llan
NightlyTween: Got kicked from my former moniker when I tried to do a multi-line paste, and couldn't get back in
Bunnyboy: (sings) A lion is eating my foot off! Somebody call a cop!
Dexter Fong: back
NightlyTween: lol Bun
Principalpoop: hums wb fong
Dave: glad my ball joints haven't needed replacing
llanwydd: that guy that did the alignment found a nail in my right front tire
NightlyTween: Cars are expensive stuff, LL
Principalpoop: leave it in hehe
ah,clem: me too Dave, you don't have a car
NightlyTween: Makes me want to buy a Huyndai with a 10year warranty
Principalpoop: have her check your alignment dave hehe
c: who else has given us this much mind expanding work as the fst?
Dexter Fong: The IRS
ah,clem: henry ford?
Principalpoop: Mister Kokonus in my first year of calculus
c: lol clem
Bunnyboy: Deadheads would say...what?
Dexter Fong: Steven hawking?
Bambi: Tesla?
llanwydd: very good point, c. possibly no one
llanwydd: maybe no one but einstein
Bambi: there ya go ... llan
Bunnyboy: Yeah, and Proust was a piker.
NightlyTween: >>who else has given us this much mind expanding work as the fst?<< - Mark Twain
c: i would think there are many, llan. but listenign to this now, i know of no other
Dexter Fong: Not even the Duck's Breath Mystery Theater
NightlyTween: lol Bun
c: indeed tween. twain was the fst of his era
ah,clem: Albert Hofmann
c: maybe ben franklin
Merlyn: read an interesting book, "Newton and the counterfeiter" about his time at the royal mint
Dexter Fong: Abby Hoffman
llanwydd: okay, maybe firesign is mind expansion for the subgenius
c: did he leave it on a pillow, merl?
c: yes dex, there are many
Bunnyboy: Yeah, this is the ep where Proc sounds peeved.
Principalpoop: nix on nietzsche
c: lol bun
NightlyTween: Krassner and Thompson are in there somewhere
Dexter Fong: Jah for Yahtze
Principalpoop: i am reading the baroque cycle again fong
llanwydd: don't mistake delirium for mind expansion
NightlyTween: Who you callin' a sub?
c: indeed tween
Dave: ginsberg? kerouac/ phil ochs? the moody blues?
c: and they certainly fed upon each other
Dexter Fong: Poop: Wow!! You've got a lotta time on your hands
Merlyn: it's pretty funny though, too
Merlyn: when proctor says they should rehearse
Bambi: box of danger ...much fun
Dave: , not /
c: it looks like the grand canyon, layers upon layers of realtiy upon each other
c: bringing them into being
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TweenForADay - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bunnyboy: Merlyn: You got that right.
Bambi: there goes ye olde tween ... yaws ... strange disease
llanwydd: pluntgefoda
Principalpoop: yaw dat bambi
Bunnyboy: Sortal like when PA cheerfully suggest that everyone "Shut the f*ck up!", in the prior ep.
Bambi: thankfully the new tween is still here lol
c: twen for a fortnight?
Principalpoop: same when they had to get to the other side of the album, just do it
Bunnyboy: The only FSTer that I''ve never heard cuss is DO.
NightlyTween doesn't have the fortitude for that
c: hey bun, whats growing in seattle?
NightlyTween: lol cease
c: no they all swear "like sailors" as one used to say
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:22 PM, dragging Bambino_Beside_herself by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Bambino_Beside_herself: thought it would be fun to be in 2 places at once
Principalpoop: no vouchers allowed
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Bad News Bambi: Both of you are in Mesa
ah,clem: show off
Dave: are there two bambis?
Principalpoop: you want one to be yawed, see what it feels like
Bambi: LOL
Bambi: yes Dave
Dave: back pain and having trouble breathing
Bambi: lol
NightlyTween: Mesa is a burb of Phoenix. Wrong place to be in Summer
Principalpoop: youch
||||||||| "Hey Bambino_Beside_herself!" ... Bambino_Beside_herself turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:24 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bambi: well, that was fun
Principalpoop: bradshaw and bambino sitting in a tree
Principalpoop: k i s s i n g
Merlyn: I might be back later, going to mine a bit
Dexter Fong: lol poop
Bambi: well, you know how these ISPs can be ... at least they have a/c in the data centers
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 10:26 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Bambi: lol princep
NightlyTween: herself?
Dave: well that was a strange play i just heard, god I love baseball
Principalpoop: good luck mining M ciao
c: me too dave
Bambi: so who won Dave?
llanwydd: my grandmother used to watch the Mets absolutely every weeknight on WOR
Bambi: have a good one Merl if we miss you
llanwydd: which used to be a NYC tv station but now it's in NJ
Dexter Fong: llan: They had their transmitter in NJ for a long time
Dave: does anyone here no anyone good wtih homeopathic remedies?
Principalpoop: wor, what is it good for? mets baseball
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dimitry Megadeath into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:28 PM, then departs.
Bambi: wor, channel 11?
Bambi: hi Dimitry Megadeath?
Dexter Fong: channel 9
Dave: it's 5 to 4 atlanta in the 6th
llanwydd: interesting Dex. Sometimes I can get their radio station late at night
Bambi: is that you Dex?
Principalpoop: Are you sure you have the right chat Dimitry Megadeath?
Dave: i have shep broadcasts with wor channel 11, and they are taking our starter out
Dexter Fong: Not me Bambi, just asked NIno for a location
Bambi: Dex and Dimitry in NY
Dimitry Megadeath is a play on the Russian President's name
llanwydd: I grew up on WOR AM 710 as well as channel 9
Dexter Fong: llan: She's a 50K watter clear channel station
Dave: the talk of new york!
Principalpoop: ahh, so you are Putain us on
Bambi: I used to watch WOR TV when I was in the Northeast
llanwydd: that's interesting, dex
Dimitry Megadeath is a semi-regular being clever and coy
Principalpoop: eat more fiber Dimitry
NightlyTween: You're a New Orker, Dimitry?
Bambi smiles ... fun to be in 2 places at once
c: better semi than never
Dimitry Megadeath: I'm a Yamamoto Manifestation
llanwydd: channel 11 was WPIX
Principalpoop: or try loosners
c: oy
Dimitry Megadeath: or infestation
Bambi: hey Yam!
Dave: oh, and, your rko general station
llanwydd: welcome, yammy!
Bambi: yeah, WPIX was 11
llanwydd: always a pleasure
Bambi: WOR was 9
Dimitry Megadeath: I guess it works better as a joke if you're familiar w/the bad
Dexter Fong: Oi! indeed Cat...we've had our recognition sensores Yammed
NightlyTween: Aha, a Comerade in our midst. Should have caught that ;)
Dimitry Megadeath: band...
llanwydd: rko general station sounds familiar
llanwydd: then there was metromedia. channel 5
Principalpoop: I was thinking heavy metal, but I am depleted
Bambi: uranium?
Dimitry Megadeath: I has a new snap for the Rouges Gallery
llanwydd: I'm more into Heavily Mental
Dimitry Megadeath: Yikes
Dimitry Megadeath: Have a beer
Principalpoop: no, she ran with him
Dimitry Megadeath is not heavy, he's your brother
Principalpoop: ahh, the complications of having a traveling salesman father...
llanwydd: they ought to team up with Weir and Lesh and form Megadead
c: unless he's made of lead
Dimitry Megadeath: Ironically, I'm listenng to Baroque Music via Pandora just now
llanwydd: going for baroque?
Bambi: we are listening to Box of Danger
Dimitry Megadeath: Indeed
Principalpoop: go for baroque, deal or no deal?
Principalpoop: ok llan, you win
Dexter Fong: Any body try that new hot chocalate drink Barack Cocoa
Dave: pain
llanwydd: orkephavulis
Principalpoop: you spelled her name wrong dave, sarah palin
Dave: ice pack has helped to loosen things up but having trouble with breath still, doing a lot of chiropractics and workout stuff
llanwydd: Baraki Rococco
NightlyTween: Sorry to hear, Dave :(
Dexter Fong: His eveil twin stepbrother
Principalpoop: try it with rum fong, you too dave
Bambi: ouch!
c: bummer, dave
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, kiss Bambi's boo-boo
||||||||| Catherwood kisses bambi's boo-boo
Dimitry Megadeath: I'll skip the cocoa and go straight to the rum
Dexter Fong: Sorry a weekend with grand daughter's you know
Principalpoop: oh me hehe
Bambi: lol
Dave: hence my question about homeopathics, I have these really expensive ones that seemed to have helped but not so much now it seems, not sure why
c: you are lucky to have one, dex
Bambi: that was dave's boo-boo I was ouching about lol
c: it should be possible to find out, dave
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give a big sloppy kiss to Dave
||||||||| Catherwood hands a big sloppy kiss to dave.
Bambi: I use mineral ice
Dexter Fong: Boo-boo
Principalpoop: try an osteopath dave
Dexter Fong: Try a steropath
Bambi: or Bio-Freeze
Dexter Fong: Polar Pro anyone?
Dimitry Megadeath: Who about a quadropath or a quadropheniac?
Principalpoop: I prefer heat, more heat mon, I need more heat
Dexter Fong: Don't even mention the eight shoes
Bambi: http://www.biofreeze.com/
Dave: ah, I can always count on you guys for...well, no helpful comments, grin
Dimitry Megadeath mentions the 8 shoes clattering down 39 steps
ah,clem: yes, you can, Dave
Dimitry Megadeath is useless, but funny
c: helpfull? us?
Dave: no, it's not biofreeze I need bambi, I need more stuff to help me open up the lungs I think
Dexter Fong: Dave: It's a quality we all excell at
Principalpoop: it's slinky, it's slinky stinky slinky shoes
Dimitry Megadeath: Maybe a nebuliser?
llanwydd: did you know the 39 Steps on film is different than the book?
llanwydd: I am familiar with both
Principalpoop: marijuana dave, relaxes the poylps
NightlyTween: They had a Hitchcock series recently on TCM
NightlyTween: Was great to see Vertigo & 39 steps
Dexter Fong: and did you know the play now on Bway is different from either
Bambi: open the lungs?
Dexter Fong: It's a metaphor bambi
NightlyTween: The 2nd version of Man Who Knew Too Much as well
llanwydd: in the book, the 39 steps are actual steps
Dexter Fong: And Dimitri, let
Dexter Fong: not do that numbers game again
NightlyTween: What a freakin' genius
Bambi: your bronchia are not open? vicks vapo rub?
llanwydd: I've seen the 39 Steps a million times
llanwydd: well maybe not a million
NightlyTween: As opposed to spies?
llanwydd: right, tween
Principalpoop: hot showers, stay as long as you can
Dexter Fong: I'm not opposed to spies....if they're ours
Bunnyboy: SHADOW OF A DOUBT rocks!
llanwydd: in the book, which came first, the 39 steps are a staircase
Bambi: yes, hot showers are great for opening up the airways
llanwydd: I'm into old mystery novels
Principalpoop: you may have walking pneumonia, if for a long time, see a real doctor
Bunnyboy: "And what do they do with the money, these useless women?"
llanwydd: I have a first edition of The Canary Murder Case
c: but are they into you?
llanwydd: it's probably worth something
c: yes dave, you need the best treatment. you know that too
Principalpoop: The murderer was cockrobin right?
Dimitry Megadeath: The Canary NMurder Case? The Cat did it
llanwydd: that's true about hot showers. that's always my remedy when I have a sinus headache
Dimitry Megadeath: Probably wouldn't hurt to see a doctor
Principalpoop: who did you kill cease?
llanwydd: no, the Canary Murder Case was a Philo Vance novel from 1927
ah,clem: better to have him see you
Dexter Fong: Well it might hurt, but hey! who knows
Bambi: http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Canary-Murder-Case-S.S.-Van-Dine-1st-Edition-1927_W0QQitemZ250453044373QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090627?IMSfp=TL090627146002r7486
Dexter Fong: Right you are clem
Principalpoop: oh oh philo vance, he did not know how to dance
llanwydd: thanks, bambi
llanwydd: I have a first edition of that book
Bambi: yw
NightlyTween: Friggin DSL carped again
Bambi: definitely worth a bit of money eh?
ah,clem: good thing we are not transmitting from there, Tween
Principalpoop: so rhode island has medicinal marijuana now llan, how is your eye pressure?
Bambi: course we would have our wireless with us if we were there
ah,clem: that connection is giving carp a bad name
llanwydd: why are you asking me about RI?
llanwydd: I haven't lived there since 1987
Principalpoop: where do you live?
NightlyTween: lol P
Bambi: RI was Klok
Principalpoop: oops
Dexter Fong: That's tonights category LLan
Principalpoop: where do you live then?
NightlyTween will discover he has glaucoma if they legalize it in TX ;)
Principalpoop: troy??
Bambi: is Nino right for you llan?
Dexter Fong: helen???
llanwydd: I live in Ticonderoga, NY
Dexter Fong: Bambi: llan is in Vermont I think?
Dexter Fong: oops
Principalpoop: slowly I turned, step by step
ah,clem: lol
Principalpoop: that is pretty neck of the woods, I thought sure you were in providence or near there, i was wrong
ah,clem: well it has been an interesing chat...
Bambi: Sasquhana Hat company?
ah,clem: niagra falls
Dimitry Megadeath: That's a lovely area.I've been there
llanwydd: no, ticonderoga is famous for war and pencils
Principalpoop: learn something every day
Dimitry Megadeath: I'be been on both sies of the lake
Principalpoop: they had a race trace
Dexter Fong: llan: Don't forget the wagons
Principalpoop: now slowly I turn, step by step
Dimitry Megadeath has been to providence, too
llanwydd: ticonderoga is between two lakes
Bambi: Dixon Ticonderoga - Home of the No. 2 Pencil
Dexter Fong has been to Newport
Bunnyboy: OK, so I finally "get" the concept of Fail.
c: its a song in itself
Bunnyboy: http://failblog.org/
llanwydd: I've been all over RI
Principalpoop: is ticonderoga indian for between 2 lakes?
Bunnyboy: A few of these are plenty hilarious.
llanwydd: I lived in newport for over a year
Dimitry Megadeath: Providence and suchlike: http://www.gribblenation.net/yamamoto-pages/new/2009051003/index.html
llanwydd: I believe that is the translation, Princ
c: was it a good year, llan?
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Did you see the one of a big sign outside a Ramada or whatever motel saying "Welcome! Dixie Normous
llanwydd: I would say so, c
Dimitry Megadeath: My friend Dog has a hobby of driving on every state highway in a given state
Principalpoop: sweet llan megadeath fong
llanwydd: it was prosperous
Dimitry Megadeath: Doug
Bambi: thanks Clem!
Dexter Fong: Dawg
c: you keep on cleming, there, clem
Bambi: god night and good bless? ;-)
NightlyTween: Interesting hobby, Dimitry
Principalpoop: thanks again root, and the other folks there...
ah,clem: yes, the rev barnstormer version
NightlyTween: Thanks much, clem :-)
Dimitry Megadeath: Only when we went to TN last year, clem
Dimitry Megadeath: or dex
Dave: hey who has merlyn's email? i have a chat suggestion that would make my navigation of the main page a bit easier
c: i'm much happyier as cat than dog
Dexter Fong: Yam: How far does he have to drive on the highways...like maybe just a quarter mile or something?
Dimitry Megadeath: Yeah, actually it is
NightlyTween: Gave a great week, all. Sure hope you feel better soon, Dave...
NightlyTween: and don't forget to support CNI Radio, without which, none of this would have been necessary...
Principalpoop: give it a shot ah, clem
||||||||| NightlyTween is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:59 PM.
Dimitry Megadeath: No he likes to drive the entire lenght of a state highway from end to end
c: we love cni
llanwydd: Nite Nightly
Dexter Fong: Thanks for all the sounds Clem
Bunnyboy: ahclem: There's nuthin but dead air at the end of SCALED DOWN DANGER. Not sure why.
Principalpoop: we have thousands in virginia, numbered routes anyway
Dexter Fong: Yam: How many states has he finished
Bunnyboy: Thanks for the cast, clemmie.
llanwydd: I'm cutting out too. See you all next Thoisdy!
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Bambi: have a great night everyone ... see ya next week :-)
Principalpoop: the bus is pulling out of the station
Principalpoop: toad away
ah,clem: nytol
Dimitry Megadeath: He's done all of NY, and pretty close to all of New England, Except Maine
||||||||| Around 11:00 PM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: and how old is he...and is there an over/under number?
Dimitry Megadeath: Main is a tough one to get
Dimitry Megadeath: Doug's 28
Dimitry Megadeath: He tries for as much as he can get in a given state
Principalpoop: and how old is Dog?
Dimitry Megadeath: Mass is tough,too
Dimitry Megadeath: In human years?
Dexter Fong: Well,,,even excluding Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico...I don't think he'll finish the contiguos 48
Dimitry Megadeath: He'll give it his best
Dimitry Megadeath: We also have a hobby of County Clinching
Dexter Fong: I'm hesitant to ask....
Principalpoop: you clinch as you go over the border between counties?
Dimitry Megadeath: I have visited something like 900 of 3300 couties or county-like entities in the US
Dexter Fong: Clutch, poop you double clutch
Principalpoop: right, louisana has parishes
Dimitry Megadeath: You muck about for a few minutes
Dimitry Megadeath: You has to visit by land-passing over via air doesn't count
Principalpoop: We used to brace for the impact as we crossed state lines driving to florida
Dexter Fong: Lousiana got some mighty fine muck down by de bayou
Dave: I think I figured out why I was having trouble breathing, not drinking enough water, got a big glass of it here now, also my spinal curve is visably moving thanks to chiro and exercise
Dexter Fong: Dave: Straighten up and Fly right
Dimitry Megadeath: http://mob-rule.com/counties/index.html
c: you aint got no friends on your right
Dave: I'm trying, really trying this summer in several ways
Principalpoop: smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day, like me, then you won't wonder why you have trouble breating...
Dimitry Megadeath: I posted that to FB not long ago
c: you are an inspiration to breath, dave
Dave: jee cat dat makes me feel like a special guy
Dave: this pitcher's name is o'flarity for atlanta, that's a funny name
Dimitry Megadeath: 4 packs a day? What is that like $100?
Principalpoop: that is a fine irish name
Dimitry Megadeath: Aye
Dexter Fong contacts the O'Flanagans and tells them to lay low
c: it has an irish lilt
Principalpoop: i smoke USA cigarettes from the discount store, just went up to 32 dollars a carton
Dave: an irish pitch
c: wow poop
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dave: cigs make me sick
c: used to smoke in 70s-80s. was cheap then
Principalpoop: yes the were, crazy expensive now
c: me too now too, dave
Dexter Fong: back in a minute
Dimitry Megadeath: $10 easy in NYC
Principalpoop: ouch ouch ouch
c: i love walking around taking pictures, as i plan to do tomrrow, but i am surrounded by other people's cigarettes. it is harmful
c: oh i forgot to mention earlier, i wont be here next week
Dimitry Megadeath: Marihuana will be cheaper, soon enough
Principalpoop: no worse than living in pittsburgh or los angeles and breathing the air there all day every day
c: i grew up in la and lived in tokyo for long time.
c: i can barely breathe
Dimitry Megadeath: Hey just hang around here
c: but not by dave's standards
Dave: 10 a pack in nyc? jesus
Dimitry Megadeath: all sorts of extras in our air
Principalpoop: i hope you are right megadeath, they are making sounds towards that, finally
Dave: breathing better now, but you come up to colorado and you might get sick just from the thin air
Dimitry Megadeath: Yes: 10 a pack ibn NYC
Principalpoop: yes, fresh air makes me cough now
c: i had a dream this morning i was at a bonnie raitt concert at a colorado university
Dimitry Megadeath: For the jimson weed. Realtobacco costs moar
c: i went to piss, then couldnt find my way back to the florr with the concert on it
Dave: you could come visit me
Dimitry Megadeath: shoulda pissed on the floor
Dexter Fong: Cat: Seems to be some sort of obscure msg
c: that was the inspiratoin for the dream, dave
Principalpoop: wb fong
c: and merl's baby sitter was bonnie raitt
Principalpoop: yes, you stumped this band with that dream cat
c: so the dream was obvious to me when i woke up
c: lol poop
c: ed mcmahon fakes a guffaw
Dexter Fong: not any more
Principalpoop: I guffaw now, often
Principalpoop: yep, he is gone, lots going recently
c: better guff than scoff
Dexter Fong: So do I, but I take no guff from anyman
c: guff waits for no man
||||||||| Dimitry Megadeath says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Dimitry Megadeath exits at 11:17 PM.
Dexter Fong: Waiting for Guff, man
Principalpoop: guffman was the producer from new york city in that movie
||||||||| "11:17 PM? 11:17 PM!!" says Catherwood, "TweenForADay should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as TweenForADay enters and sits on the divan.
Principalpoop: wb tween
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Otto Yamamoto close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 11:17 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the sitting room.
Principalpoop: ahh otto
Dexter Fong: poop: Yes
Otto Yamamoto: Otto Guffman?
Dave: wow, a huge, and i mean, huge! airplane just flew over blocking out all sound, wow that was amazing to here, no idea if it was a fighter or not, might have been, boy that was loud
Principalpoop: I hope it was one of ours dave....
c: lol poop
Dexter Fong: Could be Kim-Jung Il or his brother, Mental Lee Il
Otto Yamamoto: None of them are 'ours'anymore
Principalpoop: yah yah, but I can pretend yama
Otto Yamamoto: Don't forget Brce ILL Lee
Dexter Fong: They're rentals
Otto Yamamoto: Yes welcome to Vassal State
Dexter Fong: I've just rented a neat ZIP Fighter/Bomber
Otto Yamamoto: Pesky neighbours?NoProblem!
Dexter Fong: I've decided to drop one Bamb on every county in the US
Dexter Fong: Or Bumb
Otto Yamamoto: She won't like that
Principalpoop: sounds like inspector Clouseau
c: that word has changed in meaning so much in my life time
Otto Yamamoto: There are plenty of spare Bums in NYC
Dexter Fong: It's my hobby, woman, get used to it
c: and i'm younger than them
Otto Yamamoto: Spare bums looking for spare change
Principalpoop: which word?
c: bum
Dexter Fong: Let's Eat!
Dexter Fong: Bummer man
Otto Yamamoto: You could Bum the tits off the world!
Otto Yamamoto: MOAR SUGAR!
Dexter Fong: I could bimb them back to Bo=Tox
Principalpoop: they used to have dignity, just people who prefered life on the road, not anymore
Otto Yamamoto: That's my motto,you know
c: godzilla, meet bridezilla
Otto Yamamoto: Bimbo Bum Bombs? Yikes!
Dexter Fong: America's got zillas
Otto Yamamoto: Bumzilla
Principalpoop: what happened to hobos?
c: i lived through the transition from bum to ass on two sides of the border. werid
Principalpoop: no mo hobo
Otto Yamamoto: They got laid off
Dexter Fong: poop: What happened to railroads
Principalpoop: we still have them
c: as a child of two countries, it was important to learn such words
Dexter Fong: Not very much poop
Principalpoop: only in english english is an ass a bum
Otto Yamamoto: But many bums are asses
c: no, in canada too
Principalpoop: you are right fong
c: dont know aus or nz
c: but i thikn there too
Principalpoop: probably so
Dexter Fong: I just bummed a couple of asses off that Stable hand
Otto Yamamoto: Canadian English is sort of English English except for Candian Tire
c: hope it want a bummer, dex
Principalpoop: did everybody see the ahole and bhole video?
Dexter Fong: Don't ass
Otto Yamamoto: Bum=Ass in oz and NZ
Dexter Fong: I got all the way to the p hole
c: canadian tire money is a good investment.
c: ours comes and goes but you can always use it to buy new screws
Otto Yamamoto: There ya go
Otto Yamamoto: ths fine blonde for $CDNT 250
Principalpoop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmpisOn4FmE
Otto Yamamoto: and an oil change in the Lubratarium
c: when i moved back to canada in jan, 69, no one said motherfucker here. back in la, it was the word
c: bu t more brit or french swear words, that would sound odd in la
Dexter Fong: Yam: Put 'em up on the rack while I cecharge this fram filter
Otto Yamamoto: Oh that's $CTM
Dexter Fong: Sacre back bacon
c: why wouldnt differnt populations with differnt jobs have differnet expressions?
Otto Yamamoto: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Tire_money
Otto Yamamoto: for those who care
Principalpoop: money
Principalpoop: idioms cat idioms
Principalpoop: almost slang, but not
c: pink floyd, come back
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TweenForADay - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
c: my mistake, poop
Dexter Fong: Tween threw the jaun dice and they came up snake heads
c: the moments that i care are getting rarer and rarer
Principalpoop: did i tell my story about bad language in navy?
Dexter Fong: fuck no
Principalpoop: the officer complained it was too much and so banned it
c: were you a navie?
Principalpoop: so we started saying, pass the icky icky salt , and double fudge you
Dexter Fong: Did they have a swear jar
c: how long did thatr last, poop?
Principalpoop: they let us start swearing again real fast
c: great tale, poop
Principalpoop: there is a longer part
Dave: well gang I am tired, going to go now, later
Principalpoop: when something went wrong, i would say shit
Otto Yamamoto: Yarr
||||||||| Dave rushes off, saying "11:32 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Principalpoop: something was worse, i had to say, shit fuck
Otto Yamamoto: Bye Dave
c: off you go, dave. thanks for dropping by.
Dexter Fong: Cap'n on the Deck!
Principalpoop: you can imagine it got longer and longer to express my feelings
c: you always elevate wherever you find yourself
Dexter Fong: See yah Dave
Principalpoop: i finally ended up with
Principalpoop: shit fuck turd cunt piss, what the hell do you think about this
Principalpoop: I was famous for that
c: george carlin, welcome back
Dexter Fong: I like it, it has a nice beat...I give it a fucking 85
Principalpoop: just 4 years, in the navy
Principalpoop: it worked great
Dexter Fong: Like 8 years on land
Principalpoop: it has rhythm
Dexter Fong: The ocean?
Bunnyboy: Sorry for the wander away. Have a great week, folks!
Principalpoop: it was only men on the ship, in those days, a floating prison, did not need walls
||||||||| "11:35 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Otto Yamamoto, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Principalpoop: i am full of myself, i better stop, night night, super week
||||||||| At 11:35 PM, Principalpoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: "Keep me away from him Ensign"
||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes off, saying "11:36 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Fong: Gone, like a black ship on a story night
Dexter Fong: stormy
Dexter Fong: actaually like story better
Dexter Fong: Well Cat, gotta park see you in a couple unless that's the week I'm away
c: any storyb is good with you in it, dex
c: wont be here next week but wil the week after, inshallah
||||||||| Around 11:39 PM, c walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bambino_Beside_herself
Bunnyboy
c
Dave
Dexter Fong
Dimitry Megadeath
Firebroiled
llanwydd
Merlyn
NightlyTween
Otto Yamamoto
Principalpoop
TweenForADay URL References:
http://austin.weblogger.com/
http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Canary-Murder-Case-S.S.-Van-Dine-1st-Edition-1927_W0QQitemZ250453044373QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090627?IMSfp=TL090627146002r7486
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Tire_money
http://failblog.org/
http://mob-rule.com/counties/index.html
http://www.biofreeze.com/
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00324.html
http://www.gribblenation.net/yamamoto-pages/new/2009051003/index.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmpisOn4FmE

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"