Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
06/25/2009

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 25, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled steps in at 5:34 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Firebroiled: b> Oh! I’m terribly sorry, that’s not correct!
You didn’t “Beat The Reaper!”
Doctor, bring the Patient out and show the amphitheater audience
and all the folks at home just what he’s contracted. . . . .

According to my careful prosthesis,
this man has The Plague.

Thank you, Doctor.

You’re welcome.
Firebroiled: There must be some way out of this..
I’ll change the air, that’s what I’ll do..
.
What have I got left on the Climate Control?.
Dust Storm? .
Tibetan Wilderness?.
Land of the Pharaohs?.
.
Land of the Pharaohs!.
That sounds great! . . . .
||||||||| At 5:38 AM, Firebroiled runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah,clem in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 25, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'no show tonight, see ya next week'
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 9:01 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:03 PM and BuzzyTweenHunger steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
BuzzyTweenHunger: is this beating and clubbing part of the dance?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:07 PM uptown bus from British Columbia pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: along with the hearting, spadeing and diamonding
BuzzyTweenHunger: Hey cease
cease: not the beating part, though
BuzzyTweenHunger: Playing a game of bridge to the 21st century
cease: i hope bambi and ah clem are ok
BuzzyTweenHunger: They were just a while ago
BuzzyTweenHunger: Both still logged into CNI chat
cease: really?
BuzzyTweenHunger: But not talking at the moment
cease: is clem going to come here?
cease: i figured there was a good reason for no show tonight. i wonder if he got the hollywood nightshift i sent him?
BuzzyTweenHunger: They haven't said anything to the contraty
BuzzyTweenHunger: Their connection has been fine all afternoon
BuzzyTweenHunger: Do you do IRC chat, cease?
cease: no
cease: not since this was one
BuzzyTweenHunger: JL just said he hasn't been feeling well. Not up to doing a show this evening
cease: i hope he gets better soon
BuzzyTweenHunger: There was a small notice in the log earlier - "New CNI streaming notice: 'no show tonight, see ya next week"
BuzzyTweenHunger: He might pop into chat later
cease: good
BuzzyTweenHunger: Bambi also says she'll be in later
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:21 PM and late as usual, it's Bambi, just back from Billville."
cease: two, two, two stars at once
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends!
Bambi: LOL
cease: hello deer
Bambi: Clem is NOT feeling well at all
BuzzyTweenHunger: Spreaking of the devil
Bambi :-(
cease: sorry to hear that
Bambi: me too
Bambi: that's funny, I was back from Billville yesterday lol
Bambi: did some folks show up and already leave for the evening or just a slow night tonight?
cease: no its that slow
Bambi: ah, ok ... so if Clem was gonna be un-well, this was a good week for it
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'dave', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:25 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Bambi: how are you doing Cat, Tween?
Bambi: hi Dave
Bambi: is that Dave as in Dave & Katie?
cease: enjoihng the rain here.
cease: katies not here
dave: hi gagng, no Katie sadly, she's in New York getting more training, hope to have her back soon
BuzzyTweenHunger: Hey Dave
cease: oh its Dave!
Bambi: ah, ok ... more training?
Bambi: great to see you Dave!
cease: are you at school or have you graduated?
dave: er, gang, is what I meant to say, and i have my vinyl copy of Thriller playing, you will not disuade me from the opinion that that album is a masterpiece, it was one of the first I heard as a child along with the white Album, first disc, side 2 in particular
BuzzyTweenHunger: Having to chase cars was getting to you?
cease: yes my daughter and i used to dance frenetically to it when we came to vancouver in 84
cease: very good memories
Bambi: it is sad to hear about Michael Jackson
BuzzyTweenHunger: I still have the vinyl as well. Quite a loss to the pop music community.
dave: I have not graduated, still working on my music degree, and really researching grad schools and writing a paper on an ellington piece
cease: i have to find the simpsons episode he did. love that song he wrote for lisa's birthday
cease: sounds productive, dave
dave: yep I'll be playing the album over and over, it's luckily in great shape so it'll take a lot to ware this record out,
Bambi: sounds like you are definitely getting some stuff done though and that's always great news Dave!
Bambi: They want to build a coal fired plant in our tiny town ... basically in our town's backyard with 600 foot stacks ... second largest in the state! :-(
Bambi: we are a rural and farming community ... this really sucks
cease: vile news, bambi
Bambi: sure is Cat
BuzzyTweenHunger: They'll be living just a couple of blocks from the smokestacks
BuzzyTweenHunger: Didn't know you were going for a music degree, Dave. Very cool :-)
dave: smokestack lightning? and I missed a few msgs because I had to switch browsers back to IE, firefox and my screen reader weren't working too well
||||||||| Principalpoop enters at 9:34 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
BuzzyTweenHunger: Hey P
Principalpoop: a music degree
Principalpoop: i should have done that
Bambi: hi PrinceP
cease: hi poop
Principalpoop: hi all
dave: yes tween, added it along with the psych degree, almost done with psych and might not fully get the BA in Musicology, depends on what they will let me do as far as taking theory and history courses, long long story
cease: how about 98.6
BuzzyTweenHunger: They're talking about building a coal-fired power plant near Jim & Bambi's house
Principalpoop: the duke of ellington defeated napoleon at aterlou
cease: sounds like you';re having fun, dave. i always did in school
BuzzyTweenHunger: Sounds like that would keep you fairly busy, Dave
cease: while the kinks sang:
BuzzyTweenHunger: This day in FST alternative history
Principalpoop: 8 days a week, I llllllllllove you
cease: long as i gaze at waterloo station, i am in paradise
Principalpoop: i was in college for about 8 years, could have have lots of majors and minors,
Principalpoop: or something in that chord
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dexter Beat It Fong into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:38 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: fong is a lifelong percussionist
Bambi: hey Dex
BuzzyTweenHunger: Not to mention jackson fan
Dexter Beat It Fong: Hi folks
cease: it's dex
Principalpoop: it was all downhill after ABC
Dexter Beat It Fong: Bambi, Tween, at, Hey Dave! poop
BuzzyTweenHunger: I was as attracted by Quincy Jones' production techniques on Thriller as by the music
Dexter Beat It Fong: Bambi: Where's JL?
Bambi: he's really not feeling well tonight Dex
Principalpoop: oops, sorry to hear that, feel better soon, ahh, clem
cease: we hope her recoovers quickly
Dexter Beat It Fong: Sorry to hear that hope he's feeling better real soon
Bambi: me too .. dastarly Lyme Disease :-(
Principalpoop: ugh
Bambi: dastardly
Principalpoop: go ahead and it call it a bastard, we are adults here
Dexter Beat It Fong: Bambi: Are you not qualified to step in should he be feeling poorly and get CNI pumpin' out those classic programs?
Principalpoop: well, I am, almost
Bambi: lol, well I thought dastardly worked lol
BuzzyTweenHunger: That dastardly, bastardly tick
Bambi: Clem does that on his computer Dex and he does the engineering for the broadcasts
Bambi: I am just a co-host on the JimmyLee and Bambi Show
Principalpoop: like the all in the family joke, a woman could not be DJ and radio engineer...
dave: just flipped Thriller over again and am playing iit, again. cause it is just...well, thrilling.
Dexter Beat It Fong: Bambi: And he won't let you touch his things?
Principalpoop: hehe fong hehe
Bambi: he is the wizard behind the curtain :-)
Dexter Beat It Fong: hehe poop said hehe hehe
Principalpoop: too hot to be wearing a curtain
Bambi: lol
BuzzyTweenHunger: Mister OZ hisself, for sure ;)
Dexter Beat It Fong: Just wear a scrim
BuzzyTweenHunger: lol Dex
Principalpoop: I'll bite, what is a scrim?
BuzzyTweenHunger: Got to around 106 in Austin today Poop. You don't know from hot ;)
Principalpoop: sounds scrimpy
BuzzyTweenHunger: Is that like the Scrimshaw Redemption?
Principalpoop: yikes
cease: also wanted to tell you i've been befriended on facebook by raechel donahugh. you used to work with her, right?
Principalpoop bows to tween
cease: i met her husband in la when i was studying radio there in 68
Bambi: LOL Tween ... we got to 87 or so today; 94F tomorrow though
cease: do you have the capacity to play reel tapes?
Principalpoop: married to Phil Meadows?
dave: hey cat, yes I did work with Rae, crazy woman, that one, that's funny, you should tell her I'm on facebook too. Hell I spose I could, was that supposed to be private cat? and I must have missed something you wrote as there was an "also," at the beginning of your sentence, I was tying something else, I have ten fingers and only one brain and no eyes, well...working ones anyway
Bambi: Austin does those over 100F temps in the summer ... yuk almost as bad as Phoenix
Principalpoop: i will trade humidity with you tween....
dave: no cat no capacity to play reels, sadly, 8 tracks and casettes, but not a reel to reeel, makes me want to go, "try the reel cat, it's real"
Dexter Beat It Fong: Hey folk, gotta leave for a few minutes. Wife has a parking spotl for me
cease: we seem to have mixed up our chats
Principalpoop: ahh hail rita, later fonger
cease: that was fast, dex
BuzzyTweenHunger: I suspect it's going to be another record breaker like last year
||||||||| ah,clem steps in at 9:50 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: We had record high lows last week, if that makes any sense
ah,clem: hi all
cease: it's ah clem!
Principalpoop: get back in bad and get well, shoo
Bambi: hey Clem :-)
BuzzyTweenHunger: Hey clem
ah,clem: I am not dying, just needed the night off, as I have before
dave: hey clem! and the hi-lows? I have yet to find any of their stuff on CD, sadly
ah,clem: right here at my desk,
Principalpoop: I told you tween, cancel your roadkill expansion plans
Bambi: not dying of course not! but you are not feeling well and that's true.
ah,clem: hey Dave, glad you made it
ah,clem: was nice to chat with you on skype
cease: not dying is good
dave: btw I rarely use facebook, they've made it very inacessible, used to be grat but now it's as bad as myspace
BuzzyTweenHunger: Exoanding roadkill? Is that something you do with a semi?
ah,clem: I never go to either, just an old foggie
Principalpoop: no no, just swelling up in the heat, ewwww
cease: the firesigns seem to like it. at least for now
cease: if it sells them some albums, why not?
dave: yeah sorry for the short chat there Jim, was busy or tired or some such, hey out of curiosity gang, what does the thriller album cover look like? yes, I know Jackson was black at that point in his life and actually didn't look half bad I've been told, and then the shit hit the fan,
BuzzyTweenHunger: Expanding
Principalpoop: they all look the same, that is why he had himself turned white
Principalpoop: that was a joke, ok?
BuzzyTweenHunger: Dave - Michael Jackson is reclining to the right with the fingers of his left hand in his belt
||||||||| "9:56 PM? 9:56 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the couch.
ah,clem: in those days, he looked like a trim young black fellow, but things did change, lol
cease: he was his own minstrrel show
Bambi: hey llanwydd
Principalpoop: hi llan
llanwydd: good evening, dear friends
cease: hi llan
dave: hmmm interesting,
dave: hey llan,
BuzzyTweenHunger: Fave - in his own handwriting, He signed "Michael Jackson - Thriller"
llanwydd: what you folks listening to?
BuzzyTweenHunger: Hey LL
Principalpoop: he was a handsome blackman, no apparent reasons for having extensive plastic surgery done
BuzzyTweenHunger: Dave lol
dave: I remember being all of like 4 years old and playing the tape of Thriller over and over and hearing Vincent Price's laugh and asking my mother who it was, man that laugh is one of the best ever
BuzzyTweenHunger: Yeah, Price was amazing
dave: wait you got the record signed? did I miss something? wish this were an irc channel I could review things I miss due to manual refresh
Principalpoop: some claimed it was a monster mash rip off
ah,clem: it was a print on the cover, in his hand
dave: um, has anyone heard from Ken? I have tried to contact him via aim and phone but never have received a call or respone, i'm worried really.
ah,clem: to make all of them looked signed I guess
dave: hey I'd do it, that way I wouldn't have to sign autographs,
llanwydd: ken was here last week, wasn't he?
cease: he hasnt been here in awhile
BuzzyTweenHunger: Dave - no the album cover title is written in his handwriting
dave: well i'm worried, it's not like him to just ditch me like that, you know?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: I guess I was confused as usual
BuzzyTweenHunger: A signed copy of Thriller would be quite valuable right about now ;)
cease: wasnt that another person?
Bambi: Think Tween has heard from Ken, haven't you Tween ... funnies in email ?
dave: god just heard that laugh again on the title track, fucking love it!
BuzzyTweenHunger: Ken? Oh yeah...
BuzzyTweenHunger: I only forward a fraction of what he sends me
Principalpoop: tell ken to call dave tween
ah,clem: some are quite funny
BuzzyTweenHunger: Alot of what he sends contains, well shall we say , explicit photos ;)
dave: btw I have the firesign theatre to thank for atuning my hearing of multiple conversations at once, and the fst chat folks to thank for honing my skills of keeping track of multiple threads of internet convos at once
cease: they did that intentionally, dave
BuzzyTweenHunger: Made you a real multi-tasker, eh?
Bambi: excellent Dave! a great talent that I have not mastered LOL
ah,clem: you should listen to some of the old Vincent Price movies,
dave: yeah well, someone contact him and tell him i've been worried and that I'm a little angry he hasn't returned my responses, I'm on fucking aim all the fucking time
ah,clem: then you would know why it got on that album
Principalpoop: chrome and cheese, sure
dave: ok, really quite angry, if I don't respond to someone I try to get back to them when I can, grrrrr, and yes i should atch the Price movies, I have a lot of OTR with him in it,
dave: wait got on what album? missed that
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:05 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom.
ah,clem: thriller, the laugh
llanwydd: Hey Merl!
BuzzyTweenHunger: Dave - I'll send him an email right now
cease: not everyone has your priorities, dave
cease: hi merl
Principalpoop: hi M, got 2 senators yet? hehe
Merlyn: hey
Merlyn: not yet PP
Merlyn: I think next year we get 3 to make up for it
dave: well my priorities are just to make sure people are k and when I don't hear from them, it worries me, and whne I don't ahve anything to worry about I worry that I don't have anything to worry about, so there!
ah,clem: oh, off for now, just wanted to stop by, see you all next week
Principalpoop: I see Coleman's staff is looking for new jobs
Principalpoop: get well ahhhh, clem, take care of you
Merlyn: hear ya next week ah clem
ah,clem: k, nytol
dave: get well clem, miss you take care
llanwydd: Nite Clem
||||||||| 10:07 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
dave: man I've missed this place, all last year when I thought about signing in it was too late and I was exhausted
Principalpoop: get a muffler
dave: brg dinner
Dexter Beat It Fong: Aaaaand we're back
Principalpoop: had burger king for dinner?
Principalpoop: a fast fong
cease: get healthy, clem
cease: well you had better things to do, dave
Principalpoop: firesign chat where time stands, no, it keeps plugging along
llanwydd: so, what are you guys listening to tonight?
cease: your back, dex
Dexter Beat It Fong: Nada llan, Clems under the weather
Dexter Beat It Fong: I am Cat
cease: did i tell everyone about the hollywood nightshift online?
llanwydd: I see
llanwydd: sorry to hear that
Principalpoop: the sound of silence, chez PP version for the simon and garfunkle hit single
Dexter Beat It Fong: You mentioned it last week, Cat
llanwydd: hollywood nightshift? no
llanwydd: I'm wrong again
Principalpoop: tell us tell us cat
cease: i thoguth so. we could all listen to that and pretend its cni
Dexter Beat It Fong: Holywood Knightshaft?
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: But would we get the same amount of lag?
llanwydd: let's simulcast. what fst do we all have?
Principalpoop: sollywaft knighthood
cease: the woman doing the announcer on this is the woman who was the sphinx on eobe
llanwydd: I've got DF, Giant Rat, EYKIW, 2 Places, 3 Faces and EOBE
cease: laura quin?
Dexter Beat It Fong: Solicraft Lightfood
cease: what i've heard from rachel donohugh's website, sounds just like her
Bambi: there ya go Cat LOL
Principalpoop: angledick humpaburt
llanwydd: and I've got Roller Maidens, HTF, TV or not, WTCN
Bambi: would miss Clem's little interjections, etc. but he'll be back soon enough :-)
cease: no that wasnt to dave. everyone should know who rachel donough is
cease: thats true, bambi
Dexter Beat It Fong: Bambi: But I won't be here next week
Bambi: kewl...thanks Cat
cease: it aint the same if ah clem's not in the game
Principalpoop: donough is donough cat
llanwydd: who's rachel?
Bambi: drat Dex ... or maybe not so dratty if you will be having fun while you are away
cease: you'll have to return the following week,
cease: a dj
Dexter Beat It Fong: Rachel is Peggy Blisswhips sister in law
cease: his first husband is considered the founder of "underground radio" from which firesign emerged
llanwydd: aha
Principalpoop: his fist husband?
Dexter Beat It Fong: The first gay underground station?
llanwydd: I donough about that
cease: rachel donough';s first husband, tom
Principalpoop: what do you know?
cease: late 60s
Dexter Beat It Fong: poop: never mind that fisti thing
cease: he may have gotten them a gig or two
cease: san franciso, city of lost argentinians
Principalpoop: yes, late 60s, or even older by now
cease: quoth nightshift i'm listening to
cease: thats oddly funny this week, though it ws recorded in 1980
llanwydd: yeah, zorro was a gaucho
Dexter Beat It Fong: and the cisco kid he was an amigo of mine
Principalpoop: gaucho marx, lenins favorite cold potato soup
cease: duck it's a marxman
Principalpoop: give us a link cat, stop teasing us
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| dave - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Beat It Fong: Bye Dave
Dexter Beat It Fong: Meant to ask him about his dog
llanwydd: I see brg dinner gives you the plague
cease: by dave
Principalpoop: the plague, and he never saw it coming
Dexter Beat It Fong: lol poop
Principalpoop: did that cross a line?
cease: he should have listend to electrician
Dexter Beat It Fong: who cares, he can't see that either
Principalpoop: lol
Bambi: see ya Dave!
Dexter Beat It Fong: Don't tease him Bambi
Principalpoop: now that was just cruel, good job bambi
Principalpoop: so what else is going on in the news? anybody worried about north korea saber rattling?
cease: did you see yesterday's daily show, poop?
Dexter Beat It Fong: Not me
llanwydd: north korea is hard to worry about
cease: had a funny bit on tiny kim
llanwydd: let them launch their sattelites. what's the problem
Principalpoop: they keep calling him rachel maddows aunt lol
Dexter Beat It Fong: uhhhh llan, they be launching missiles
llanwydd: uh huh
Bambi: hey on the internet we all 'see' either other virtually
Dexter Beat It Fong: SATTELITES ORBIT>>>MISSILES COME DOWN
Principalpoop blushes
cease: no one knows you're a cat
Bambi: I am sure he was fine with that
Dexter Beat It Fong: Bambi: He was real gone
Bambi: well, technically, eventually all satellites will come down too when they expire and their orbit decays
llanwydd: in their case, sattelites come down
Principalpoop: my brothers doctor is blind, I still put my hand out to shake his every time...
Dexter Beat It Fong: and cries of hunger arise
Dexter Beat It Fong: poop: do you then cry "fake out!"?
Dexter Beat It Fong: and he leaves the room?
Principalpoop: no, but I touched him in strange places as he starts walking
llanwydd: anybody heard any great music lately?
Bambi: http://www.JonSchmidt.com
Dexter Beat It Fong: live or recrded?
Bambi: some great music there
Principalpoop: songs from led zepplin 4 have been on the radio the last times I was in the car...
cease: ive been listening to music i used to love long ago but havent heard for a long time
Principalpoop: last 3 times
Principalpoop: got that reel to reel working cat?
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| BuzzyTweenHunger - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: some video, some audio, recorded; all great piano music ... some free and he also sells them on his site by the album or by the song
llanwydd: cool, bambi. I like piano
Principalpoop: oh no, not tween
cease: if i can make a bomb that makes everyone look at me, its so good, quoth nightshift
Dexter Beat It Fong: ay hello to your wife/husband Buddy
cease: yeah, starting to feed stuff into the computer. but degraded tape isnt all that pleasent to listen to
cease: could have been answering the question about north korea
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and BuzzyTweenHunger falls out at 10:31 PM.
cease: the dildo plaza motel
llanwydd: I just bought a video about Yes' 2001 tour
Principalpoop: kim young gee listened to the nightshift?
Principalpoop: wb tween
llanwydd: called Yesspeak. It's pretty interesting
llanwydd: got it really really cheap
Dexter Beat It Fong: Hi buzzy, and how's your lovely wife/husband Buddy?
Bambi: wb Tween
BuzzyTweenHunger: Have a couple live Yes DVDs myself. Great stuff
Principalpoop: buzzy is the kid
Dexter Beat It Fong: You're kidding
cease: back from the dead
Principalpoop: i kid you not
llanwydd: It might be later than that now that I think of it but they played some of Magnification
Dexter Beat It Fong: Parr for the course
BuzzyTweenHunger: Oh, they're down in medical school in Mexico for a few weeks, Dex
cease: jack? or old?
Dexter Beat It Fong: Buzzy: Oahocoa?
BuzzyTweenHunger: Funny bit
llanwydd: what does that joke mean? medical school in mexico?
BuzzyTweenHunger: Did you catch that I played that on my Roadkill Show a couple of weeks back, Dex?
llanwydd: probably catherine, cat
Dexter Beat It Fong: Just a comment on americans going to foreign med schools 'cause they can't get into us ones
Dexter Beat It Fong: Tween: 'fraid not
llanwydd: aha
BuzzyTweenHunger: TX Roadkill Show archives at - http://kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow/index.html
BuzzyTweenHunger: Check out Show #28
Dexter Beat It Fong: thanks tween
BuzzyTweenHunger: Always try to squeeze a FST bit or two into the hour
Dexter Beat It Fong: It's mandatory
llanwydd: catherwood, nobody has spoken to you tonight. that's not very kind
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside llanwydd and queries "Someone mention my name?"
llanwydd: yes, it was me. thought you might like it
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a double toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a double toasted almond.
Principalpoop: don't tease the bots llan, robots rules of order, play fair
Bambi: ah, thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Bambi and says "My ears are burning..."
BuzzyTweenHunger: Yes, Dex, there's a rule some where in the Mindless Fellowship Code
Bambi: thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
Bambi: ah, that's virtually delicious lol
Principalpoop: that grilled KFC chicken is not bad
Principalpoop: of course I like the original and extra crispy too
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'dave', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:38 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Principalpoop: hi nancy
llanwydd: wb, dave
Dexter Beat It Fong: Ah dave is back
cease: i just one of the best pieces of chicken i['ve ever eaten
cease: and dave reappears
dave: hi there gang again, food was good, ribs, kale, no not John, and potato salad, leftovers are my friend
cease: ate
llanwydd: my favorite chicken preparation is chicken tikka masala
Principalpoop: oh my, yum dave
Dexter Beat It Fong: dinner at ate
llanwydd: it's britindian
cease: bet it wasnt as good as the chicken fumiyo just baked
cease: as long as the 8 remains upright
Principalpoop: what did she do to it?
cease: her usual recipe, marinated in soy and coated with panko and honey mustard
cease: the butcher shop has the best chicken, fumiyo says it reminds her of her youth
BuzzyTweenHunger: Sounds quite healthy, Dave
Dexter Beat It Fong: She was a butcher?
cease: baked at 350 for 40 minutes covered in foil. unbelievably tender and tastebud exciting
cease: her grandmothr raised chickens, killed them and they all ate. they were lucky, this was early 50s japan, when food was hard to come by
Dexter Beat It Fong: WELL AT LEAST THE FOOD THEY HAD DIDN"T GO BAD<
dave: so when you cover the chicken do they call it a butcher cover?
Dexter Beat It Fong: sorry
Dexter Beat It Fong: for the caps at least
cease: the end of the noon news is usually a call for homes for cats and dogs but the other day they had a chicken and a pig
cease: meant not to eat but as pets.
Bambi: wb Dave
Dexter Beat It Fong: Hot dog, gimme some cat sup
Merlyn: dead cat sup?
Principalpoop: clam down fong, peas romaine seeded
Dexter Beat It Fong: There's a dead pupply in every cat sup
cease: "we" dont eat dogs and cats. many other animals
Principalpoop: horse?
cease: thats why the firesing joke is "funny"
Bambi: have been enjoying fresh yellow squash from the garden
cease: it owuld be considered humourless in other places
cease: sounds deliicous, bambi
Bambi: it is Cat ... very tender when you get it right from the vine!
cease: i remember our cats eating horsemeat when i was a kid
Principalpoop: sliced and cooked in butter?
Principalpoop: oops
cease: the pet food store i think
Principalpoop: in half, with butter and brown sugar
Bambi: yes, Princep ... saute'd in butter with salt pepper and a little cayenne sometimes too
cease: thres a story of philip k dick eating "pet food" and bragging about it forever, to show how he could survive adversity.
Bambi: and a little onion
Principalpoop: go either way
cease: hard to go wrong with squash
Principalpoop: hormel beef hash looks a lot like alpo
cease: are you still here, merl?
cease: does anyone remember the firesign piece with michael jackson in it?
cease: i mean proc i thik played jackson
Merlyn: a little
cease: maybe a digital diner
Merlyn: you mean on fools in space?
cease: yes merl, or elsehwhere?
cease: i distinctly recall bergman talkng to "jacko"
dave: too much going on here!
Merlyn: not sure, cat
Principalpoop: Don't shout, can read...
Dexter Beat It Fong: Don't worry dave, it's all background noise when you get far enough away
llanwydd: obligidaphumba
llanwydd: just had to get the grey out
Dexter Beat It Fong: Reached that stage of life llan?
Principalpoop: you wonder where the grey went, when you brush your chat with pepsodent
cease: if only i could paint my gray house with it
llanwydd: no my teeth aren't grey
Principalpoop: i told you, pepsodent is great
Dexter Beat It Fong: Grate
llanwydd: obama is the pepsodent
Principalpoop: old folks pay the G rate, what is that G word
Principalpoop: ahh gerry hat tricks
Bambi: G rate?
Bambi: great lol
Principalpoop: super tony the tiger imitation bambi, wow
Principalpoop: can do you I am kookoo for cocoa puffs?
Dexter Beat It Fong: poop: Try this on for size AFLAK!!!!
Principalpoop: nope, don't get it fong
BuzzyTweenHunger: You mean Bambi? I'm not mean to Bambi...
BuzzyTweenHunger is listening to Lawyer's Hospital
Principalpoop: and Bambi is not mean
Bambi smiles
Principalpoop: What do you mean?
Bambi: I always thought it was so funny when they came out with those tiger tails to hang out of your gas tank many years ago ... funny stuff
llanwydd: I'm home from the Powerburger!
Principalpoop: I had one of those
Principalpoop: tiger tail, not a powerburger
Bambi: probably sold them quite a bit of gasoline in it's day ...now Exxon is obnoxiously priced
Principalpoop: i always trusted my car to the man that wore the star
Bambi: Texaco
dave: sings I've got a tiger by the tail
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: they used to make it fun ...now it's just nuts
llanwydd: anybody remember esso?
Principalpoop: there is a tiger in them tight fitting jeans
Principalpoop: sure llan
cease: i vaguely recall texaco being my parents gas of choice in the 50s
Principalpoop: now it is cougars hehe
llanwydd: my father was almost religious about getting gas at esso
Principalpoop: my first credit card was with mobil
Dexter Beat It Fong: Pray tell llan
llanwydd: seriously, he wouldn't buy gas anywhere else. it was obsessive with him
cease: so thats what that who song was about
Principalpoop: gas was gas, cheapest, or shortest line
Bambi: I remember Esso
llanwydd: the way he would never vote for a democrat
Bambi: and BP with the dinosour
llanwydd: I wonder if it was a political matter
Bambi: or was that Sinclair?
Dexter Beat It Fong: llan: Consistancy is the hobgoblin of small minds
Principalpoop: that is twisted when you think about it...
dave: my dad used to work for texico, somehwere I have a tape of an ad campign they did with music on it about the texico star, we used to listen to that when we were kids, i just liked the music lol
llanwydd: well, I wouldn't go that far, dex
Principalpoop: cool
dave: sinclair
cease: when you were a kid wasnt that long ago, dave
dave: hence why earl sinclair was a sinclair in the show Dinosaurs, love that show
Dexter Beat It Fong: away for a refill
dave: you're right cat, that I won't deny, but I am still a jolly good fellow
cease: indeed
Bambi: now you only worry about whether the gas station is too close to a salt water area around here; price is king
BuzzyTweenHunger: Lawyer's Hospital and Just Folks are two Firesign I'm really not familiar with. It's like having new FST to listen to.
Principalpoop: and so say all of us
Bambi: don't want to buy from a gas station too close to a salt or brackish area
cease: yesd stuff you dont hear much naturally sounds fresher
dave: I don't have to buy gas, just pass it, and buy dogfood
Bambi: lol dave
BuzzyTweenHunger: Was Lawyer's Hospital ever realeased on CD?
cease: firesign used to have an ad for Valhalla gasoline on their shows. dont know if it was their orignal or someone elses'
llanwydd: I've never seen LH on CD
llanwydd: I wish I hadn't sold mine but I needed the money
BuzzyTweenHunger: There are occasional copies of EOBE/CD on eBay
BuzzyTweenHunger: Been there, LL ;)
llanwydd: I have EOBE on cassette
BuzzyTweenHunger: EOBE was one of the first CDs I bought
cease: as do i, llan
llanwydd: the first CD I ever bought was Immortality
llanwydd: I started really late
BuzzyTweenHunger: No joke lol
cease: i have anumber of firesign and ossman things on cassette, pre-cd
llanwydd: but I eventually sold that too
BuzzyTweenHunger: kewl
Principalpoop: stop it llan, you are making me think about my old comic collection that I had to sell
Dexter Beat It Fong: poop: And what about our baseball cards that mom threw away
Principalpoop: and bottle caps
Dexter Beat It Fong: and my Indian head penny
Dexter Beat It Fong: and my I like Ike Pin
Principalpoop: my ming dynasty vase
cease: i think the indian wants his head back
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: He can have it if he's got any peyote
Principalpoop: peyote was legal in france until 2004
cease: you can't peyote. it's free
Dexter Beat It Fong: poop Burkha were legal until last week
llanwydd: I'm having a duck egg with some funa tish
Principalpoop: funa or tuna?
llanwydd: duck eggs are hard to break
Principalpoop: ran out of rhode island reds?
cease: thats why daffy is unkillable
cease: austin was, and perhaps still is obsessed with ducks,
cease: of the cartoon variety
Principalpoop: i can only think of howard and daffy
Dexter Beat It Fong: How about Huey, louie, and Dewey?
Dexter Beat It Fong: and Aunt Daisy
Principalpoop: just kids
Principalpoop: oops ok ok ok
cease: he was donald's nephew, if daisy is to be believed
Principalpoop: and of course, scrooge McDuck
Bambi: at least that's what Donald and Daisy claim
llanwydd: well, I'm going to eat and go to bed. great to see you all again
Dexter Beat It Fong: Daisy worked at "The Sack O Duck Waffle House:
llanwydd: good night
cease: austins first record was duckman, pre-firesign
cease: yes thats the line, bambi
Principalpoop: bon appetit, sleep well
cease: by llan
Bambi: night llanwydd
cease: food is always a good idea
Principalpoop: sack o'duck sack o'duck
BuzzyTweenHunger: Didn't know that cease (Duckman)
BuzzyTweenHunger: Nite LL
Dexter Beat It Fong: Night double L
Bambi: wonder if he had anything to do with Duckman (the cartoon)?
cease: i doubt it, bambi
Principalpoop: never seen that, did he have a bill or what?
Merlyn: Dave, are you still on?
cease: though threre were episodes of duckman that were firesignesque in quality
cease: dickman is the 2nd best tv show ive seen, after the simpsons
Dexter Beat It Fong: Merlyn: Dave is still here, we've benn msging
Principalpoop: i might have seen it, brain is useless
cease: the episode America the Beautiful is better than most firesign albums
Bambi: ah, nope, "Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (also known as Duckman) is an animated sitcom created by Everett Peck and developed by Peck, Jeff Reno and Ron Osborn, based on characters created by Peck in his Dark Horse comic. Klasky Csupo animated the series and produced it along with Reno & Osborn Productions for Paramount Television."
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: How about Southpark
Bambi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duckman
cease: southpark is of that level, dex
Principalpoop: jeff related to jean or janet?
cease: yet there are no episodes of southpark that i could watch many times, as i could the michael jackson episode of the simpsons or the coolio episode of duckman
cease: both of those episodes because of the music involved
cease: though the flick i could. it was my favourite flick until i saw paprika
||||||||| BuzzyTweenHunger is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 11:26 PM.
Bambi: well, time to go... have a great week everyone!
cease: you too bambi
Principalpoop: hold that bus, everybody have a super week, keep cool
||||||||| At 11:26 PM, Principalpoop rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Beat It Fong: Night Bambi see you in tow weeks
cease: you too poop
Dexter Beat It Fong: later poop
dave: they're flying like drops
cease: quite
Merlyn: I think I'm going to leave for now too. I'll copy the chat changes for you dave, we can try them out next week or whenever you're here
cease: off you fly, merl
||||||||| Merlyn leaves to catch the 11:29 PM train to Funfun Town.
Dexter Beat It Fong: Night Merlyn and thanks for being here
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'BuzzyTweenHunger', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:29 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
dave: something in chat before you get timed out
Dexter Beat It Fong: Good job, Dave
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
dave: hey I do what and who I can dex
Dexter Beat It Fong sings "and nobody does it better....
dave: damn straight, biotch
Dexter Beat It Fong: biotch? Does that mean biotech?
Dexter Beat It Fong: How are you doing cat?
cease: i'm trying to find the video tape with the simpsons/jackson episode on it
BuzzyTweenHunger: lol Dave
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Beat It Fong: Hey tweeny, are you gonna talk or do you just like to listen
BuzzyTweenHunger: I'm putting together an eBay ad. So i'm in and out
BuzzyTweenHunger does not have a chat fetish lol
dave: mmmm, fetishes
BuzzyTweenHunger: lol
Dexter Beat It Fong: No Burkhas no Fetishes
Dexter Beat It Fong: and especially no Burkha FETishists
cease: i have a very rare piece of peanuts lore, a real estatre brochure advertising shultz's estate for sale berfoe they decided to keep it. i wonder how much i could get for it
cease: got it from the realton in carmel in early 60s
cease: neough for a meal at per se i wonder?
BuzzyTweenHunger: eBay now has a feature called something like "What's It Worth?"
cease: i'' chck that out, tween
Dexter Beat It Fong: Tween: Isthat the one with Drew Carey?
cease: oh by the way, thanks for your thoughts on python/firesign popularity
cease: its far easier to find on line than wandering my house looking for lost video tape
Dexter Beat It Fong: Who had thoughts on Python/Firesign popularity and what were they and when did you know them
cease: its a big house and there are a lot of lost videotapes
cease: tween can answer that, dex
Dexter Beat It Fong: Buzzieee!!
cease: i cant find a bunch of firesign casettes. is that a sign of early alzheimers?
BuzzyTweenHunger: "What's It Worth?" - http://cgi5.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?SellHub3&sellitem=&sellhub=&sellyouritemsignin=
cease: i'm not even 60!
Dexter Beat It Fong: No Cat; It's just a bad filing system
BuzzyTweenHunger: Yeah, I'll forward the email I sent cease
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: Assuming you *have* a system
Dexter Beat It Fong: Thank you Buzzard
cease: lol dex
BuzzyTweenHunger: Should be in your MB, Dex
Dexter Beat It Fong: my Mumble Box?
Dexter Beat It Fong muters
cease: i keep changing formats for discs and now cds and dvds and then in need of som etpa eo tape something we want, we find a tape witth nothing we really want to keep and erase it with the new stuff
Dexter Beat It Fong: mutters
BuzzyTweenHunger: Like WC's rolltop desk filing system in a movie who's title I forget
cease: i remember that, tween
cease: and then cant find the various versiions of printed lists. as i said dex, its a big house
Dexter Beat It Fong: Those were great desks...you could sleep on the desk and roll the top down and no one could find you
cease: we had a vast input of my parentsand other peoples stuff so ours got shifted aroudn, and aroud, and around
cease: and then harpo marx would pop out
Dexter Beat It Fong: Well Cat: Since you got no money and can't go no place...now is the time to sort it all out =))
cease: eggs ackly, dex
cease: maybe i'll find something to sell
Dexter Beat It Fong: Imagine!! The Cat Codex
cease: i was so awed when visiting ossman. he has all his stuff so well organized
cease: its like a library
cease: and he's alsmost as old as you!
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: David is neat
Dexter Beat It Fong: and keen
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: I believe he's slightly older
Dexter Beat It Fong: though at this age, ten twety years means very little
cease: intellectually, certainly
Dexter Beat It Fong: ha ha cat =))
dave: I have all my music organized in my computer in a way that I understand and can find things very quickly, now my records? well, the ones I put braille on I can find, but the ones I haven't, well, just gotta slap them on the platter and see what comes out
cease: yes, see what comes out. i trust that system, dave, though it has its disadvantages
cease: i like to be surprised
Dexter Beat It Fong: Dave: Well, you must be pleasantly surprised sometimes..like having a stranger come in and play you collection for you
cease: i get so little enjoyment out of music, its pointless to have my collectiion systematized
dave: well, sort of, yes, but I wish I had a better system for things, I had to get my mother to organize the 66 records I'm transferring to digital in a way I could remember where side A was
dave: the day I get little enjoyment out of music is the dday I die
cease: i think systemitization is more to your advantage than mine, dave
Dexter Beat It Fong: Wow: Just like Elvis
cease: lol dex
Dexter Beat It Fong: or the Big Bopper and Richie Valens
Dexter Beat It Fong: and Buzzy Holly
cease: there was a surprisingly boring show on pbs yesterday about the importance of music to the brain.
BuzzyTweenHunger: lol Dex
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: YOu seem to me to be surprisingly down on music
cease: i'm getting a tidbit of the enjoyment of music that was once enormously important to me listening to these old reels.
BuzzyTweenHunger: Buzzy Holly and the Hornets?
dave: boring? wow cat I guess we disagree on that, I'm a cognitive neuroscience person though who loves music
Dexter Beat It Fong: Right, On the Green Lantern Label
cease: surprisingly?
dave: I'm excited to know what you've got on those reels cat, I love old reels and airchecks especially
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
cease: we enjoy what we can
BuzzyTweenHunger is barely cognitive that there's neuroscience
cease: it changes
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: Yes...like if something doesn't appeal to you,,,okay, no big deal...but you seem kinda angry about it
cease: oliver sacks's latest book on musicophilia, for example
cease: not really dex. now if it were firesign, it would really bother me
BuzzyTweenHunger: Not even the tunes on Roller Maidens?
Dexter Beat It Fong: Did you ever like music Cat?
dave: I really liked musicophelia,
Dexter Beat It Fong: I likes Triskodecaphelia
BuzzyTweenHunger: need to change OS - brb
||||||||| BuzzyTweenHunger scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's BuzzyTweenHunger?! It's 12:03 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
cease: indeed, dex. it was the most important thing in my life for many years
Dexter Beat It Fong: and what changed this relationship
cease: i was a dj, i played piano, i listend to music all day for decades
cease: i thikn hearing all that hideous music in japan for one
cease: and then my audio tolerance changes with age, etc
Dexter Beat It Fong: well...okay...can't say I understand but sausige his own
cease: i was listening to csny today for the first time in many years. it used to be some of my favourite music. now i'm only interested in how degraded the tape is, whether to copy it onto cd or let it just rot away
cease: it no longer moves me in the way it did 40 years ago. but i'm no longer that person either
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: If you don't care about it and it isn't rare -any hardly anything is today, musicwise- don't bother
cease: i don want to get the jeff beck and steve miller music in a more listenable form. but much else i'll simply throw out
Dexter Beat It Fong: CERTAINLY IT ISN"T AS FRESH AND SURPRISINGLY WONDERFUL AS IT WAS BACK IN THE DAY< BUT THERE"S STILL MUCH TO enjoy
cease: i looked up this jeff beck album Rough and Ready i have a poor tape of but stilll love. the roling stone website has the album, but only allowed to be played by americans. as a canuck, they wont let me in
||||||||| Outside, the 12:07 AM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving BuzzyTweenHunger coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
BuzzyTweenHunger: Hello again
dave: cat I could download it for you most likely and...hmm, how could I get it to you
Dexter Beat It Fong: How was MEXICO buzdey?
cease: in the days i loved this music, i could only afford canned beans and such, so i had no interest in food. ate only to stave off starvation. that has changed
BuzzyTweenHunger: Jeff Beck and Jan Hammer made a great team
cease: a zip file., dave?
Dexter Beat It Fong: Jeff Beck and Dag Hammerskold
BuzzyTweenHunger: Well, they had to replace my operating system, but the doctors assure me I'll be just fine
cease: everything's available on bittorent but i dont want to expose myself to viruses after all the problems i had recently
cease: the Dag and the Dog
Dexter Beat It Fong: Here Buzzy, take two thumb drives and tweet me in the morning
BuzzyTweenHunger: >>i had no interest in food. ate only to stave off starvation. that has changed<< lol, yeah, apparently from the shots on your web site ;)
dave: you won't get viruses from mp3s though cat, I torrent constantly
cease: ok, dave
Dexter Beat It Fong: Torrentially even
cease: i'll chekc it out
Dexter Beat It Fong: back soon
cease: one reaonds its painful to listen to music i used to love is that it is indeed painful to listen to these tapes. like a shitty transistor radio through a pilllow
dave: cat if you want to email me an mp3 sample of something you're copying I can tell ou how I think it sounds
cease: i'll do that, dave
cease: the hollywood nightshift shows are i'm afraid too painful to listen to. but i'll do what i can
dave: painful physically or psychologically?
cease: hard on the ears
cease: like nails on a blackboard
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: It is possible to do some restoration on old tapes though admittedly requires an expert in that filed
Dexter Beat It Fong: field
cease: eggs akley, dex
Dexter Beat It Fong: Reel to REEL tape = perfect sound for a few decades
cease: shortly before his death, a neice brought my father a cd of a tape he'd made with his family member in the late 40s. he really enjoyed it
cease: recognized his voice immediately
Dexter Beat It Fong: In November, going to Eugene Oregon for y mom's 100th Birthday
dave: I know an audio restoration person if you want his info, good ellington collector too, his house is full of 78s that are really rare
BuzzyTweenHunger: My Mom's just turned 92 in April
Dexter Beat It Fong: Mazel Tov
Dexter Beat It Fong: Think she'd like to play Doom Three on line with my mom?
cease: good for your mother, dex
BuzzyTweenHunger: LOL - my Mom won't have anything to do with computers
cease: you too tween
BuzzyTweenHunger: Not even for email. Heard too many horror stories from her friends
Dexter Beat It Fong: Thanks cat...she don't see or hear good but she's still fairly sharp though with a tendency to retell old stories over and over
cease: my mother just celebrated her 90th.
dave: my mother discovered the internet and shopping on it a few years bck, oy vay
Dexter Beat It Fong: Oy Mein
BuzzyTweenHunger: My brother and I really want to sit or Mom down for a while and let her talk into a recorder
dave: you should tween, while you can
Dexter Beat It Fong: Tween: If she don't wanna do it , waterboard her...it worked with my mom
BuzzyTweenHunger: really want to get some family history stories from her
BuzzyTweenHunger: lol Dex
dave: god dex that's awful but sickly funny
Dexter Beat It Fong: GOT REALLY LIFELIKE RECORDINGS of her gurgling
BuzzyTweenHunger: Yeah, my brother just sent me a computer camera so we can videoconference from his laptop
BuzzyTweenHunger: Also hopefully record some Skype conversations
Dexter Beat It Fong: Tween: YOu sit in his lap and he talks for you?
BuzzyTweenHunger: lol again, Dex (not really)
dave: how do you record skype conversations?
BuzzyTweenHunger: Not so far
Dexter Beat It Fong: SORRY
Dexter Beat It Fong: You sit near his lap
BuzzyTweenHunger: My Mom hasn't seen me in 10 years or so, so she'll get a kick out of it
cease: if my mother hasnt seen me for 10 sec, its the same as not for 60 years
Dexter Beat It Fong: Does anyone think the name "Skype" is perilessly near "Skynet"?
dave: ten years? why? er, not relaly my business but my mother gets angrywhen she hasn't seen me in a month
BuzzyTweenHunger: Free video conference is a bit cheaper than travelling ;)
cease: murdoch has his hand in it, dex?
BuzzyTweenHunger: Never know, Dex
BuzzyTweenHunger: Maybe should change your Skype name to Conner?
Dexter Beat It Fong slowly rotates his head and begins targeting sequence of chatter
BuzzyTweenHunger: Austin's a loooooong way from Central Indiana
BuzzyTweenHunger: And I don't use a car any more
Dexter Beat It Fong: Not as far as from NYC to Oregon
Dexter Beat It Fong: phhhttt!
BuzzyTweenHunger: lol Dex
BuzzyTweenHunger: This is true, Dex
cease: and austin's brain is far from most human's
Dexter Beat It Fong: Coast to coast and from contiment to continent
BuzzyTweenHunger: About 1250 miles Austin to where my Mom lives
BuzzyTweenHunger: Funny you should mention, cease. Listening to Roller Maidens at the moment :)
Dexter Beat It Fong: 3,489 and three/tenths of a mile here
BuzzyTweenHunger: almost 3x as far
cease: about 4 miles from my house
Dexter Beat It Fong: Lets face it guys...we've been spoiled by clem's broadcasts
BuzzyTweenHunger: Well, I'll get back one of these days
cease: indeed, dex
BuzzyTweenHunger: Yes we have, Dex
Dexter Beat It Fong: Don't wait too long if you catch my meaning
BuzzyTweenHunger: and Mr. Clem really did have his phisiology changed by that damned little tick
BuzzyTweenHunger: Believe me Dex, it's on my mind
Dexter Beat It Fong: Was just thinking, if klok were here ..I think he just might have commented on the McMAHON/FAWCETT?Jackson trifecta
BuzzyTweenHunger: It isn't for lack of will, Dex
cease: you think, dex?
cease: a virtual dylan could make a song of it
Dexter Beat It Fong: Well get a lawyer and fake a will then tween
BuzzyTweenHunger: lol, yeah...... Klok is sorely missed
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: I do
cease: okk you're our virtual klok, dex.
Dexter Beat It Fong: Thank you Cat and your time has run out
Dexter Beat It Fong: KPOWW!!
cease: i'm stil alive, i think
Dexter Beat It Fong: Don't worry we'll send in the EMS guys
BuzzyTweenHunger: Not Klok, but an amazing virtual holygram!
Dexter Beat It Fong: Elementary Mortuary Squad
BuzzyTweenHunger: lol
cease: i'm glad to see klok, and tiny remembered
Dexter Beat It Fong: Can I interest anyone in a holy gram of this most beneficial substanc
cease: always a good idea, dex
Dexter Beat It Fong: Cat: I referenced Peggybliss w3hips earlier and as I was doing so, remembered tine
Dexter Beat It Fong: tiny
Dexter Beat It Fong: and Whips also
Dexter Beat It Fong: Actually it's Peggy Blisswhips isn't it
cease: that klok and tiny live on in our memory through this chat is in itself a good thing
cease: all who knew them benefit
Dexter Beat It Fong: A miss is as good as a cougar
dave: well all, time to go to sleep, night
cease: would Qucksilver girl drive a Mercury?
cease: night dave. come back agian before you die
Dexter Beat It Fong: Night Dave..good to see you again and give Katie a nice belly rub
dave: glad to be back and will try to come on in when I get the time, email if you like i'm always in touch that way
||||||||| dave leaves at 12:38 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cease: all the best to katie
Dexter Beat It Fong: Well Bunny and Bully and your two Mexican Doctors Buzzy and Gazatchorn and Cat
Dexter Beat It Fong: See you in two weeks
Dexter Beat It Fong: Live long and keep prospectin'
cease: off we fly
||||||||| At 12:40 AM, cease rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
BuzzyTweenHunger: Love Life, all....
||||||||| BuzzyTweenHunger departs at 12:41 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Beat It Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 4:31 AM: RedPillTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
BuzzyTweenHunger
cease
dave
Dexter Beat It Fong
Firebroiled
llanwydd
Merlyn
Principalpoop URL References:
http://cgi5.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?SellHub3&sellitem=&sellhub=&sellyouritemsignin=
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duckman
http://kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow/index.html
http://www.JonSchmidt.com

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"