Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
06/04/2009

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 04, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Firebroiled inside, makes a note of the time (5:41 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Firebroiled: . . . . so hop in your wife
and head in any direction
on the freeway of your choice,
and we’ll see you in a couple of hours,
here at Ralph Spoilsport Motors,
the World’s Biggest, here in the City of Fine Music.

Thanks for the insurrection,
and now back to our morning concert of afternoon showtime favorites
-- the Magic Bowl movement
from Symphony in C Minus

by Johann Amadeus Matetsky.
||||||||| "5:41 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Firebroiled, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 7:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minures with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, a Rat tale'
||||||||| ah,clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah,clem exits at 8:00 PM.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and RedPillTweeny disembarks at 8:47 PM.
RedPillTweeny Has left The Matrix
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 8:54 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Dexter Fong notices there is no notice taken of himself by Firebroiled...Can this be the end of a wonderfl relationship?
Dexter Fong: I thought it was the "magic Bowel Movement"
||||||||| "8:58 PM? 8:58 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
RedPillTweeny: Boil M Owl?
Merlyn: hey
RedPillTweeny: Hey Merl
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn and welcome to the Matrix Tweeny
RedPillTweeny: Where everything you know, is wrong...
Dexter Fong: I don't cvare what's right or wrong or wher you put your commas
Merlyn: the last of the red-hot commas
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Dexter Fong: Sophie Semicolon
||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease inside, makes a note of the time (9:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'llanwyddywnall', just granted probation at 9:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
Dexter Fong: HI llan
cease: let's hope the lakers win it this year
llanwyddywnall: ist der sagenzimmer diese nacht gesofnung?
cease: i wonder if the fireguys are lakers fans
RedPillTweeny: Ja
Dexter Fong: Hoch mirnicht in Chinnick
cease: i thought the reich had fallen, llan
llanwyddywnall: oder nichternachter?
Merlyn: orville redenbacher?
RedPillTweeny: So you thought Gracie was pretty good, eh? Me too :) Graet movie
llanwyddywnall: lol
cease: ich been ein jelly donut
RedPillTweeny: The tri-popcorn plane, of course...
llanwyddywnall: gracie was the best part of the film
Merlyn: what film?
RedPillTweeny: She did steal the show
llanwyddywnall: tween gave me a copy of International House
RedPillTweeny: WC's "International House"
RedPillTweeny: Next to Bank Dick, my fav
Merlyn: ah yes, "yoo hoo"
RedPillTweeny: We're going to wu hu!!
llanwyddywnall: fields' sight gags were incredible but I liked gracie allen the best
RedPillTweeny: The Burns and Amechi skit is classic
Merlyn: oh wu hu
RedPillTweeny: Trying to talk to Gracie
Merlyn: haven'
cease: i remember that. great flick
Merlyn: haven't seen it in 20 years or so
llanwyddywnall: I didn't notice don ameche. he slips under my radar sometimes
RedPillTweeny: Taking turns trying to talk to Gracie, it's rofl funny
Merlyn: franklin pangborn in it, too
cease: wc fields riegns forever
RedPillTweeny: WC forever
llanwyddywnall: don't always recognize don
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:07 PM and late as usual, it's ah,clem, just back from Hellmouth."
cease: was it on tv recently?
RedPillTweeny: Gracie was an extremely intelligent woman
Merlyn: that's a Rutles song, "WC Fields Forever"
llanwyddywnall: Hi Clem
cease: reign and hail? no omen for a roman
RedPillTweeny: She loved playing the part
ah,clem: why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?
Dexter Fong: Hi clem
cease: during your Blue period?
llanwyddywnall: yeah the rutles thought of it about 10 years after the firesign theatre
RedPillTweeny: lol clem
cease: hopefully as fruitfull as miles'
Merlyn: did that phrase turn up in firesign?
ah,clem: no, was just teasing Tweeny
llanwyddywnall: you're joking, I assume, Merl?
cease: just the title, merl
RedPillTweeny: Take this little pill when you're frustrated. Fukitol
RedPillTweeny: (when SNL was funny instead of mean)
llanwyddywnall: it took me years before I realized it was a pun of strawberry fields forever
RedPillTweeny: What punt?
Dexter Fong: llan: YOu should get a copy of the Cliff Notes for Firesign Fans
llanwyddywnall: the book of Punter
cease: and then the britsh sense of wc
llanwyddywnall: is that for real, dex?
cease: the firesigns were besotted with the beatles, want to be them
RedPillTweeny: Ah lol
cease: you can can pee in to the field
||||||||| Bambi enters at 9:12 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
Dexter Fong: What is real llan?
RedPillTweeny: Not Sally!!
RedPillTweeny: Hey Bambi
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
ah,clem: take one of mine, the Chief himself has been on these for a week, and he's a changed....."
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends!
llanwyddywnall: this is true, when w.c. fields performed in england, he went by Wm. C. Fields
Dexter Fong: I see
Bambi: gimme back my hat and goat lol
cease: claude dunkenfield?
cease: what was the original monniker. hes mentinoed at the end of dwarf
cease: hi bambi
RedPillTweeny: I just learned today that the guy who invented the 'flush toilet' was actually called Crapper
Bambi: how's everyone doing?
llanwyddywnall: his full name was william claude dukenfield
Dexter Fong: Argyle Gaiters?
llanwyddywnall: I've heard that is an urban legend, tween
ah,clem: and soon he will own everything, as it is all in the "Crapper"
cease: ah yes
llanwyddywnall: and such an widespread legend that history has accepted it
Bambi: I think Hemlock Stones talked about that last week or the week before ... I can't remember (that's why we have a cheese log) LOL
RedPillTweeny: http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/chat/index.php?nick=RedPillTweeny&numlines=10&fontsize=3&refresh=10&fb1=40&fb2=40&multi=1&red=0&pv=164832&room=public%2FThe_Waiting_Room
ah,clem: you can beleive in Giant Rats, and not Thomas Crapper?
RedPillTweeny: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper
Bambi: wow, that was interesting
RedPillTweeny: oops
ah,clem: pickles down the rat hole I say
RedPillTweeny: old version of iCab
RedPillTweeny: LOL clem
Bambi: lol
RedPillTweeny closes his paper bag
llanwyddywnall: I watching a moody blues performance on pbs a little while ago
cease: intentionally, llan?
ah,clem: but that is a bag of....
llanwyddywnall: recorded in 2K
llanwyddywnall: they sounded great, actually
Bambi: moody blues are great
llanwyddywnall: they played Tuesday Afternoon and some things I recognized but didn't know the titles of
Dexter Fong: llan: They played Tuesday afternoon and showed it tonight, Thursday?
llanwyddywnall: well, I don't know what night they played it
RedPillTweeny: Live At Red Rocks is a pretty good video recording
RedPillTweeny: They needed 2 keys to replace Moraz ;)
llanwyddywnall: I don't know where this was performed but it didn't look like it was outdoors
RedPillTweeny: Saw them in Indy
RedPillTweeny: Live at Red Rocks is very good
RedPillTweeny: Deer Park, Indy
llanwyddywnall: one thing I have against the moody blues is they didn't treat moraz very well
Dexter Fong: Maybe he was naughty?
RedPillTweeny: Much like Merriweather in Columbia, MD
Dexter Fong: I've heard talk, you know
llanwyddywnall: not likely
Dexter Fong: to hear talk?
llanwyddywnall: what have you heard about moraz, dex?
RedPillTweeny: Moraz was always on the cutting edge of synthesis, and it didn't always work properly in concert
Dexter Fong: llan: Oh....you know....just...um...things
llanwyddywnall: no, I meant not likely he was naughty
RedPillTweeny: Try keeping a dozen analogs tuned at an outsoor concert
RedPillTweeny: outdoor
llanwyddywnall: it sure worked with yes
Dexter Fong: outsourced concert
RedPillTweeny: Not always
RedPillTweeny: Anderson got really po'd
RedPillTweeny: Wakeman was far more stable in concert
RedPillTweeny: Yes, we should outsource our concerts. It would be cheaper...
Dexter Fong: 'cept when he was upside down on a cable
RedPillTweeny: 9 minis trumps a bunch of experimental stuff
llanwyddywnall: have you heard any live yes with moraz, tween? I have
RedPillTweeny: lol
RedPillTweeny: Not in person
||||||||| Outside, the 9:26 PM bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Elayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: How about during an out of body experience?
Elayne is listening to Pete Seeger in the background, thanks to Robin (who says hi).
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
RedPillTweeny: Wakeman on the 35th anniversary was veru good
Merlyn: hey E
cease: hi el
llanwyddywnall: Hi Elayne
cease: i'm lost in a mooody blues conversation but enjoying lakers game
RedPillTweeny: Although you could hear from the sudience, "Where's Patrick?"
RedPillTweeny: very
RedPillTweeny: Evenin' E
RedPillTweeny: audience
RedPillTweeny: type much?
llanwyddywnall: I think we are monopolizing the conversation
llanwyddywnall: if that is the right word
Dexter Fong: Tween: Try stringing the words together...like sentences =)
RedPillTweeny thinks cease should go for the one
RedPillTweeny: (the spirit of sport)
llanwyddywnall: tripolizing the conversation maybe
cease: lol
RedPillTweeny Dex bangs his gavel. Dex is sentenced
Bambi: you are doing fine llanwydd :-)
cease: have yoyu noticed that niceklson is more famous for being at a basketball game than he is from his vast film carreer?
Bambi: just got back from a meeting and was talking about it lol
Dexter Fong notices tween has partially stoen his name
llanwyddywnall: dex has been sentenced to a bang of the gavel
Dexter Fong: RedPillTweeny Dex?
RedPillTweeny: Catherwood, bang Dex's gavel
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to RedPillTweeny and asks "Did you want me?"
RedPillTweeny: Yes, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to RedPillTweeny and inquires "Do you have something for me to do?"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please bang a gong and get it on
||||||||| Catherwood gets it on.
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a double Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a double toasted almond.
Bambi: thanks Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome."
RedPillTweeny: lol Bam
llanwyddywnall: what's in a toasted almond, by the way?
Dexter Fong watches as C'wood does Jazz Hands
Dexter Fong: LLAN, aLMONDS, TOASTED
RedPillTweeny: Bambi never told you that she has a propane torch
Elayne: Ev enin' Fran!
RedPillTweeny: She likes torch singers
Bambi: amaretta (or Frangelica), Kahlua and cream/milk over ice
llanwyddywnall: well how the hell do you drink that?
Bambi: evening Elayne!
Dexter Fong: Tweeny, Bambi *did* say she was carrying a torch for me
ah,clem: hi E!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies H. Stones inside, makes a note of the time (9:33 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
RedPillTweeny: Sounds close to a white Russian
llanwyddywnall: my last question was for tween
cease: is the heat oppressive where you are?
RedPillTweeny: Hail and well met, Stones
Bambi: hey Stones!
llanwyddywnall: but I keep typing too late
RedPillTweeny: Drink wat?
Dexter Fong: Evening Stones, just listening to one of your transcibed adventures
Elayne: Hey Stones!
H. Stones: Greetings
Elayne: Belated "hi", Jimmy!
Bambi: slightly different than White Russian but I like those too
ah,clem: is similar to white russian, but a bit sweeter
Bambi: and also Mudslides
H. Stones: only a quick visit tonight alas due to various commitments
llanwyddywnall: I mean my last question was for dex
llanwyddywnall: I'm really making a mess of this chat
RedPillTweeny: The Irish band that plays motown?
Bambi: glad you could make it Stones
llanwyddywnall: and I don't mean to I assure you
Bambi: I very rarely drink though; so I enjoy it virtually here :-)
Bambi: oh, and some Bailey's in coffee is nice too
llanwyddywnall: catherwood, pour me a cement foundation
||||||||| Catherwood hands llanwyddywnall a cement foundation.
Dexter Fong: llan: We're you saying something...anything? =))
cease: is it as enjoyable, bambi?
RedPillTweeny gives Bambi a virtual Southern Sunrise with 100 proof SC
Bambi: suffice it to say, I enjoy milky drinks cuz I don't care for alcohol lol
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please take it off
||||||||| Catherwood takes it off.
ah,clem: she will make me drink that, she despises SC
cease: kobe 3 of 9 at the end of the first, so naturally we're down.
llanwyddywnall: LOL
Bambi: that's true Clem lol
cease: i wouldnt be surprised to see the magic win the championship. a great team
ah,clem: but if neat, my drink of choice
llanwyddywnall: I don't. I like south carolina
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: Substitute 151 proof rum for the SC and youget The Total ECLIPSE
cease: and if you were in india, would it be bhang lhasi, bambi?
RedPillTweeny: are WE winning, cease?
RedPillTweeny: LOL, yes Dex
Bambi: does it have cream in it Cat?
ah,clem: light it on fire, and guess where you are going?
cease: we meaning me and the other laker fans who win, or lose with their team.
llanwyddywnall: my favorite drink is a mango lassi
cease: almosdt half a century for me
RedPillTweeny: Are you an armchair general, cease?
RedPillTweeny: No Tai Chi, Aikido?
cease: i have no interest in the military, and thankfullly it has no interest in me
Dexter Fong: Well my favrite tini is the Mardrinkie
RedPillTweeny: you're lucky
llanwyddywnall: lol dex
RedPillTweeny: I was I-H for Viet Nam
Bambi: personally I would prefer some sort of tea, hot or cold; or coffee
RedPillTweeny: They had some interest when I was in my mid-teens
RedPillTweeny: you're lucky
llanwyddywnall: I tried yerba mate a few days ago. very popular tea in argentina
cease: do you like fruit teas, bambi?
llanwyddywnall: not from tea leaves but it tastes similar
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: Only I H, couldn't get in the 4 H group?
RedPillTweeny: Brazil is going to amaze us
cease: very addictive, llan
Bambi: love peach tea
RedPillTweeny: They don't speak Spanish
Bambi: and mint
cease: brazil 66 in 09?
Bambi: not citrus though too much
RedPillTweeny: A Catloic Pope divided up South Am. Brazil was Portugese
Dexter Fong: recorded on tuesday and released thursday
cease: did you see those pix of tea on my blog, bambi?
llanwyddywnall: I've never had better tea than I've had in england
RedPillTweeny: Love your peaches want to shake your tea?
cease: flower fruit teas at an asian frestaurantr i ate atr recently. pretty and fantastically delicious
Bambi: not yet Cat when did you post them?
Dexter Fong: Tween: Catloic Pope? One of the 13th Century wierd sects?
Bambi: sounds very good
cease: last month, maybe april
RedPillTweeny: Hey, these FST guys are really good! lol
cease: i post rartely this year, bambi
H. Stones: this is the best Tea site i know of
H. Stones: http://www.jacksonsofpiccadilly.co.uk/
RedPillTweeny: Would have been 15/1600's
ah,clem: catolytic pope, he makes things happen
cease: i didnt even post about last week's ceremony. it was a facebook thing
Bambi: I usually make fresh brewed tea and and sometimes put fresh mint from our yard in it
llanwyddywnall: you sent me that link once, stones. very interesting
Dexter Fong: lol clem
cease: yes i have mint too. other herbs
RedPillTweeny: With Bush Conquistadores!
cease: hi stones
RedPillTweeny: Japan laughed at the concept
cease: is that pope or pipe, clem?
RedPillTweeny: Dividing Asia like that
ah,clem: we have a bumper crop of spearmint this year
Dexter Fong: I'd laugh too if I understood it Tween
llanwyddywnall: I was reading on some site about the meticulous ways that the english brew their tea and I've tried it but I've never done it right
Bambi: yes, that and daggone ticks
RedPillTweeny: Until Admiral Perry. Samurai were no match for American rifles
Dexter Fong: llan: YOu've got to have a butler do it
llanwyddywnall: they steep the tea bag for precisely half a minute and the water has to be boiling
H. Stones: warm the tea pot first llan, always take the pot to the hot water,
llanwyddywnall: aha
Dexter Fong: llan: Tea Bags??Good God, man ..have you no shame?
Bambi: and use a tea ball and loose tea, Stones?
Dexter Fong: After that thought I need a refill
llanwyddywnall: well, there isn't much difference between tea bags and one of those wire mesh tea balls
cease: its gettting too hot here to drink tea
Dexter Fong: tea hee
cease: delicious though it be
H. Stones: dont let the water boil for more than a minute or the oxygen is lost and tea tastes stewed and bitter, allw the tea to brew for three minutes, if you take milk in put the milk in the cup first which removes the bitter taste. dont drink it too strong or warm it up like coffee as this will release too much tannin and fluoride
llanwyddywnall: LOL Dex
cease: then there's russian tea. and the tea ceremony, etc etc
Bambi: thanks Stones :-)
cease: i am of russian extraction but never had russian tea til i lived in northern japan. had no idea strawberry jam could taste so good in tea
llanwyddywnall: when you say "brew", stones, do you mean steep the teabag?
Bambi: yes, and you can go to the Klok Memorial on my blog (http://bambismusings.wordpress.com) for the Russian Tea howto audio files that Klok did :-)
llanwyddywnall: or do you have another method?
H. Stones: you should get yourself a Samovar cease
cease: i was just thinking of that, bambi.
cease: its great to hear klock's voice
H. Stones: llan, brewing is the time between adding the boiling water to the tea and then pouring a cup of it to drink
llanwyddywnall: tea with strawberry jam sounds good. I'll try that sometime
Bambi: yes, it is Cat
Elayne: Sorry, fading... there, that's better.
cease: i getting rid of stuff, not getting stuff, stones
llanwyddywnall: I see
RedPillTweeny: Strawberry tea, forever...
Bambi: wb Elayne
cease: in all the senses of that word, bambi
llanwyddywnall: so, how many teabags to a pot then, stones?
H. Stones: cease, a Samovar is not just functional, it can be an object d'art
cease: did you have a bracing cup of tea, el?
Bambi: my blog also has some concerns about the coal plant they are proposing for our town
cease: very bad to hear, bambi
H. Stones: could be worse Bambi, could be a Nuke plant
Bambi: already got one of those in our county Stones
Elayne: I didn't go anywhere Bambi, I just didn't have anything to say.
llanwyddywnall: I thought all coal plants were in wales and pennsylvania
cease: what is with the firesign and ducks?
RedPillTweeny: Rich, British, industrial smog
Bambi: nope, they are all over the country..posted a link to the ones in the USA in my last posting
cease: do they jsut dig the animal, is it a ref to the groucho marx show, etc
ah,clem: quackers?
cease: it is a funny word
Dexter Fong: Cat: Just something that made them laugh I think
RedPillTweeny: The Meaning of Life is pretty amazing
H. Stones: its good to get all your duck in a row before you do anything
llanwyddywnall: I lived in a coal town in PA for about a year and half back in the late 80s
RedPillTweeny: British gentleman in the African wars
llanwyddywnall: mountains of slag all around the valley
RedPillTweeny: Duck!
ah,clem: duck town was a place you could bet away from it all
RedPillTweeny quacks
Dexter Fong: whew that was close
Dexter Fong: Gambling Clem?
cease: exactrly, tween
llanwyddywnall: but the valley itself was very attractive
Bambi: I hear ya llanwydd
cease: town where you had to duck, all the time
RedPillTweeny says fly united, and then asks grace to make fun of herself with a bit of earth
cease: were there a lot of duck jokes in vaudeville?
H. Stones: on the Net Web feet come in handy
llanwyddywnall: the town I lived in in PA was called Carbondale
Dexter Fong: too many possiblilities come to mind
cease: the trolley dodgers
llanwyddywnall: what a horrible name
llanwyddywnall: why not call it Sootville instead?
Dexter Fong: I lived in Lithiumville
RedPillTweeny: earth?
RedPillTweeny: 3/4 of the planet is water
RedPillTweeny: horrible name
H. Stones: i presume that flattened your bi polar problems Fong
Dexter Fong: Aquatania
cease: of the surface, tween. thankfully not the planet
RedPillTweeny: lol Dex
llanwyddywnall: I know. who would want to live in world called "Earth"?
Dexter Fong: Stones: Never got to use it, kept bursting into flame
RedPillTweeny is a waterbug
cease: its eartha k leguiin
RedPillTweeny: Doesn't sink
H. Stones: you or it, Fong ??
llanwyddywnall: why not just call it the Planet "Dirt"?
Bambi: the mountaintop removal is a sad thing, destroying the tops of beautiful mountains (29 in VA alone so far), and healthwise is very bad
Dexter Fong: Duck!!!!Raid!!!!
Elayne: Uck, don't say "waterbug," we just smashed one in this room not too long ago (well, Robin did, I just screamed).
RedPillTweeny: Likes to stay on the sirface
RedPillTweeny: sure, face
Dexter Fong: I see what you mean, Stones...no longer sure however
RedPillTweeny: surface, sorry
RedPillTweeny: Silly Walkers? FST has already gone there
cease: theyve gone everfywhere, tween
llanwyddywnall: a hundred percent surface
cease: and like the universe, everywhere just keeps getting bigger and bigger
RedPillTweeny has no opinion about a combined FST/Python album
RedPillTweeny: let'
H. Stones: llan, 100 percent surface and nothing inside, sounds like politics
cease: good thing not to have an opinion about
RedPillTweeny: let's hopi, cease
llanwyddywnall: lol, stones
RedPillTweeny: ho pi
RedPillTweeny: Can't figure it out??
H. Stones: if you char a caterpillar it gets real stiff
llanwyddywnall: I've no doubt a combination of firesign and python would not work
cease: the lads do know each other and are certainly open to the allure of lucre
cease: should it magically appearf
H. Stones: llan maybe they would work, after all both pinched a lot from spike milligan
llanwyddywnall: aside from the difference in style, MP is a hundred times more famous at least
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
RedPillTweeny: kactoo!
cease: they can dig up his skull and use it as a prop
RedPillTweeny: can you pronounce it?
cease: like their pal del close
Dexter Fong: If you put his skull on your script, he'll not loose his pace
Bambi: I heard recently that some MP elections in the UK coming soon Stones?
RedPillTweeny: Ah, Washington, I knew you vell
cease: i think by being dead, his pace is already lost
H. Stones: Bambi, its the worse political crisis in this country since world war 2
Elayne: Too tired, I think I'm taking my leave. Next week, all.
Dexter Fong: He's got a pacemaker so he's still ticking
Bambi: I bet Stones!
||||||||| Elayne leaves to catch the 10:02 PM train to Elmertown.
cease: qall the best, el
ah,clem: g/n E!
Dexter Fong: So Long Elayne
RedPillTweeny pulls out his sex pistols
cease: cuz of all that financial data being revealed, stones?
Bambi: good night Elayne!
H. Stones: everyone hates them all and thinks they are all on the make which many of them are, the small minority parties are likely to do well in the current elections and pressure is on Gordon Brown our PM to jack it in
llanwyddywnall: good night irene
RedPillTweeny: How many chinchillas?
Dexter Fong: Mississippi Goddam
Dexter Fong: How many chins does a chin chinchilla have?
RedPillTweeny: We're tu ol 4 dis
llanwyddywnall: I heard that song on NPR of all places
Bambi: sounds like the elections in the states lol
RedPillTweeny: Not
H. Stones: they are getting very similar Bambi,
RedPillTweeny: Bloody
RedPillTweeny: Likely
H. Stones: as impressed by Obams Cairo speech though,
llanwyddywnall: mary
H. Stones: sorry about the typing, the CTS has kicked in
Dexter Fong: in haste
RedPillTweeny: Hello Lemurs
llanwyddywnall: what's cts?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "10:05 PM and late as usual, it's Donk, just back from Michigan."
llanwyddywnall: count the sheep?
Dexter Fong: Carpa; Tunnel syndrome
RedPillTweeny: Not, the Constitution??
H. Stones: yes Fong
llanwyddywnall: aha
Dexter Fong: Hey Don K
Bambi: hey Don
RedPillTweeny: 3/5 of a Bozo?
Donk: hey to All
llanwyddywnall: Hi Donk
Bambi: back from Michigan LOL
cease: hey donk
Dexter Fong: Isn't Carpal Tunnel Syndrome wanting to capture the tunnel over and over?
Donk: hey llan, cease, everybody even
Dexter Fong: don't foorget the odds, Donk
cease: hows it goin, dex?
H. Stones: not quite Fong, the tunnel closes early and traps the late nerves which cannot communicate with the outside world till it opens again
Dexter Fong: Okay Cat...what's the score?
Donk: we are all odd here
cease: 49-41 lkaers
cease: im sure i'm, the only lakers fan here
Donk: 4 to 2 pittsburg
Dexter Fong: No, we're eight, can't count merlyn, he's faded
cease: youre dissapointed it aint cleavland, dex
Merlyn: someone bet on me?
H. Stones: anyway folks the builders will be here far too early tomorrow so i better bugger off for now
ah,clem: 2 door, 4 door or moordore, lol
cease: i'm one of the few people in vanccouver who doenst follow hockey,k or foottball
Dexter Fong: Cat: Surprised more like it...boy was everybody - me included- wrong
Bambi: have a great one Stones!
ah,clem: (nightmare village)
cease: best of luck, stones
Bambi: keep those builders in line ;-)
Dexter Fong: Happy buggering Stones
llanwyddywnall: nite Stones!
H. Stones: thanks Bambi, and thanks to clem too. stay safe y'all and see you next week
cease: i watched the orlando series. they are at least as good as the lakers
H. Stones: sweet dreams all
Bambi waves
Bambi: sweet dreams back at'cha
RedPillTweeny: Off to other things. Thanks for the friendship :-)
llanwyddywnall: sweet dreams, some
Dexter Fong: Night tweeny
RedPillTweeny: Dream not of today...
Bambi: see ya later Tweeny!
cease: thanks for showing up, tween.
||||||||| At 10:11 PM, RedPillTweeny dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
ah,clem: early night tonight, hmmm
||||||||| H. Stones leaves at 10:11 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
llanwyddywnall: for you know not what tomorrow may bring
cease: yet another firesign steal from wc fields
cease: wait for me
cease: the resonance of that ending, how it echoes in bozos ending
cease: a vast euphony of sound and meaning and echoes of both
Bambi: they knew what worked :-)
llanwyddywnall: I see you are a sailor
llanwyddywnall: I never understood that
ah,clem: well it was a trip back in time for George
cease: llank do you think firesign is something to be understood?
Merlyn: I'm going to cut out early too, see you next week
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn and thanks
cease: ah merl, all the best to the lads
||||||||| "10:13 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
llanwyddywnall: Nite Merl
Dexter Fong: Cat: I think that most if not all of their work has a logic to it...it does have meaning
llanwyddywnall: well, cat, I think the meaning of firesign plays are gradually revealed over repeated listenings
Dexter Fong: It's not always clear, at least initially
llanwyddywnall: I think that is intended
Dexter Fong: Multilayered
Dexter Fong: Muchas Sub Text
Bambi: g'night Merlyn!
Dexter Fong: Illusions and allusions oft bring confusion
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please close the curtain
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!"
Dexter Fong: gibberish
Dexter Fong: Boy, I need some setups
Dexter Fong: Okay
Dexter Fong: Who was that woman I saw me with
cease: always better than set downs
Dexter Fong: That was no woman, that was you
cease: sounds like paprika, dex.
cease: have you seen that?
Bambi: cayenne maybe?
llanwyddywnall: catherwood, drop and give me twenty push-ups
||||||||| Catherwood gives llanwyddywnall twenty push-ups.
Dexter Fong: No Cat
Dexter Fong: Make him do some laps, llan
cease: you have a dvd player.? its in the van library, it mjst be in yours
llanwyddywnall: thank you catherwood. now a hundred sit-ups
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past llanwyddywnall
Bambi: lol
cease: best use of music and imagery and idea i've ever experienced
cease: f's favourite author. dreamed it into existance
Dexter Fong: Better than The Lion King?
Bambi: Catherwood give me 20 laps around the olympic size pool
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi 20 laps around the olympic size pool.
cease: unfmailar with it, dex
cease: my tolerance for disney flicks is tiny
Dexter Fong: or Gypsy?
Bambi: lol
||||||||| "10:21 PM? 10:21 PM!!" says Catherwood, "wake (the flake) should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as wake (the flake) enters and sits at the bar.
Dexter Fong: Guise and Doles?
cease: the number with paprika is this
llanwyddywnall: must be hard to swim in that three-piece suit
Bambi: hi wake
cease: when i first heard these guys in 67, i realized this was the highest level of this craft in my time
llanwyddywnall: evening flake
cease: hey wake
Dexter Fong: Hey yah wake, hows the physical therapy going?
cease: parika the same, along with tokyo godfathers and millenium actress
wake (the flake): hello everyone
llanwyddywnall: you heard them on kpfk, cat?
cease: hows thailand?
cease: yes b ut this was the next show, on krla
wake (the flake): good good... doing OK
llanwyddywnall: I see
cease: 66 on kpfk. that was more of a call in show, and too horoscopic for my tastes
Dexter Fong: Lifting that pencil yet, wake?
llanwyddywnall: only california knew about them back then
cease: i was a teen. i wanted to hear music
Bambi: kewl! great choice Clem
wake (the flake): They found David Carradine dead in his hotel room
Dexter Fong sings a chorus or two of "Teen Music"
cease: that they were from other parts of the country helped them to propagate
llanwyddywnall: I read about that
wake (the flake): 72 yrs old
llanwyddywnall: they say the circumstances are mysterious
cease: they wanted to be the beatles of comedy. unlike the beatles, they still produce
Dexter Fong: Which Carradine wa David? Kung Fu?
cease: same age as ossman
wake (the flake): Here filming a movie... no note.
Bambi: was very sad ... doesn't seem likely that he would have commited suicide like they were trying to say
Bambi: Dex: yes, David from Kung Fu
llanwyddywnall: yeah, probably kill bill 13
Dexter Fong: Mark Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!
wake (the flake): It happens all to frequently for my liking.
cease: hung by others or self? the big question here
Bambi: heard that wake
llanwyddywnall: I saw the first kill bill. wasn't the slightest bit impressed
ah,clem: dewey was donald's nephew, at least that's what he and daisey claimed....
llanwyddywnall: but I loved kung fu
Dexter Fong: How about Huie and Louie?
wake (the flake): He was in a ***** [five star] hotel though.... not some Silom dive
Bambi: me too llan
Dexter Fong: Silom? Not familiar with the hospitality chain
llanwyddywnall: a lot of people kill themselves in hotels actually
llanwyddywnall: a lot of famous people have anyway
cease: lovely choice, clem
cease: werent the hotels taken over in bombay 5 star?
ah,clem: had not run it in a long time,and a fav of mine, glad you are enjoying it
cease: how secure is that?
wake (the flake): I don't know he was having a new resurgance in his career.. Had a lot going for him.
cease: there are lines in here that are among my fave of all firesign
llanwyddywnall: I saw him fall flat on his face on the johnny carson show
llanwyddywnall: literally. he was drunk
wake (the flake): Bangers can be depressing< I know but he was only there TWO DAYS.
Dexter Fong: I saw Ed Mcmahon fall a lot
llanwyddywnall: he was slurring and incoherent and carson didn't even make the slightest hint that he notices
llanwyddywnall: noticed
ah,clem: am sure "Tweeny" would have a soft spot for it too...
wake (the flake): Really LL? do you remember what year?
llanwyddywnall: early 90s I believe
ah,clem: dim out the sun; kill the birds "bang bang"
cease: i know little of his carerr, but the fact that he could pass out on carson and not lose his career says a lot
llanwyddywnall: well he didn't pass out, he stumbled over his feet as he made his entrance
cease: like kobe's hotel incident
cease: we are far from the days of jack johnson
Dexter Fong: Keen observation Cat =))
cease: without handlers? amazing
Dexter Fong: How about that Stonewall Jackson Homosexual outbreak
Bambi: might have been during a bad patch with one of his marriages? been with same lady since 2004 from my reading today and as wake was saying he apparently had everything going for him
cease: are you ful of caradine news in thai, wake?
cease: it rarely appears in our media without a tsunami or airport takeover or something of that ilk
Dexter Fong: Cat: Maybe it's like the french and jerry lewis
cease: i know the words for that in french, but not the spelling, dex
cease: like frency's dressing is to cross dressing
Dexter Fong: Cat: In general, spelling doesn't seem to concern you...why now?
cease: french's
llanwyddywnall: well, it's been great fun as always. I'm checking out. see you next week!
cease: lol dex
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Bambi: have a great week llan
cease: jsut a matter of maknig myself clear, wqhen it seeam importatn to do
cease: all the best, llan
wake (the flake): Hey folks, I got to help my friend look at some Tiennamen Square info
cease: have fun with that, wake
Dexter Fong: Okay wake, tell the chief hi for me
Bambi: another odd circumstance situation ...
Dexter Fong: yes??
Bambi: see ya wake ... good luck
wake (the flake): a bigg anniversary year ... She was only 4 yrs old when it happened...
cease: hi is usually better than low
wake (the flake): bye bye alllll -------------> POOOOF!
Dexter Fong: No poofting!!
||||||||| wake (the flake) hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's wake (the flake)?! It's 10:39 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
cease: by wake
Dexter Fong: What's the score now, Cat?
cease: 61=50
cease: but orl could well come back and take lead in a few minutes
cease: only the 3rd
Dexter Fong: brb rf
Bambi: Wolfman Jack in this one of course
cease: yes bambi, and harry shearer. what a circus of greats
Bambi: when I listen to radio in the car, it always cracks me up when they do the disclaimers as fast as they can ... sounds like Firesign Theatre with their patent pending
cease: where's donk?
cease: the nature of radio, bambi
Dexter Fong: Don K has been faded
cease: i hearfd much of their original radio in cars, including dwarf
cease: driving throught fog bound la hills
cease: very very surreal
cease: buit thats where they lived and wrote to create for everyone
Bambi: lol I bet
Dexter Fong: I remember listening to Giant Rat aboard the Hindenburg just before we almost docked in New Jersey
Donk: help me i'm fading
Donk: ok i'm back
cease: do you need a boost, donk?
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Donk: Hear swallow these vegetable colors
Dexter Fong: or here,
Bambi: catherwood, please pour Donk some coffee ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood hands donk some coffee -).
cease: even your imagination isnt that old, dex
Donk: lol
Dexter Fong: My Imagination spans centuries
Dexter Fong: leaps single decades at a bound
Dexter Fong: Go beyond the pail
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwyddywnall - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Clem is now drifting to the back of the line
ah,clem: one toke over the line, sweet Jesus
cease: it looks like kobe will win this, but orlando can come back. they're as good as most lakers, but not all
Dexter Fong: Just a quarter piece of blotter, Mary and Joseph
cease: jthe firesign always complain that people think they were stoned writing this
Dexter Fong: Those people would be wrong
Dexter Fong: IMO
cease: where as cheech and chong celebrated their audiences' intoxication, and became rich and as famous as the ft wanted to be
cease: a kind of paradox, dex
Dexter Fong: Cheech and Chong personofied their audience's intoxication
cease: but i thik they exist to expand our consciousness. like zen only fun
Dexter Fong: The ary of fun
Dexter Fong: The art
cease: no, chong goiung to jail did more than therough, for the cause, dex
||||||||| Principalpoop steps in at 10:56 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| ah,clem rushes off, saying "10:56 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah,clem in through the front door at 10:57 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: Hey poop, everyone's almost left
Dexter Fong: Bye clem
Principalpoop: i forgot it was thursday
cease: hey poop
Principalpoop: i see, the plot has thinned
cease: hows it pooping?
Dexter Fong: If you put your thumb on the calendar, you won't lose your place
Bambi: hi princep
cease: your thumb, yes. your place, no
Principalpoop: calender?
Principalpoop: hi deer
Principalpoop: hi dere deer
Dexter Fong: An ancient Maya conception
Principalpoop: maya is all illusion
Dexter Fong: Involves virginal sacrifice and other bloody deeds
Dexter Fong: and corn
cease: depends on your calendar
Dexter Fong: lotsa corn
Principalpoop: they invented thursdays? what was it before?
Dexter Fong: a vacation
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Donk - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Night Don K
Principalpoop: oh dengue
cease: by donk
Principalpoop: i have a sweet tooth, don't know what I want, any suggestions?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: eat some fruit, poop
Dexter Fong: Profiteroles
Bambi: night Don
Principalpoop: what kind of fruit?
Dexter Fong: Avacado?
cease: what ever you like
Bambi: what's in your pantry?
Principalpoop: nothing
Dexter Fong: What's in yours?
cease: alligator pear, crocogator pear
Principalpoop: i would eat what i have, the cupboard is bare, of sweet things
Dexter Fong: Dats why dey so mean
Bambi: well, suggestions wouldn't do very much good then ;-)
Principalpoop: i will go out and get it
cease: you better come on , into my kitchen, because its gonna be cold ouotside
Dexter Fong: A teaspoon of honey or sugar or Equal or the yellow packet stuff
cease: at this time of year, the idea of cold is so delightfull
Principalpoop: i have honey, nothing to chew on there
Dexter Fong: Drink it straight from the little bear jar
Bambi: ok if that's the case ... tostitos and salsa
Principalpoop: that does sound good, but not sweet at all
Bambi: that's what I want lol
Dexter Fong: lets see yah need tostitos...and yah need salsa
Bambi: thanks Clem!
Principalpoop: how did they get the wolfman to perform for them?
Bambi: don't need sweet if you have salsa
ah,clem: nytol
Principalpoop: night ahhh, clem, thanks again
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:05 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bambi: have a great night everyone! :-)
Dexter Fong: Nyghte Clem and thanks for a lovely survey of the literature we love
Principalpoop: night night, thanks
cease: you too bambi and clem
Bambi: see ya next week :-)
Dexter Fong: Night bambi
Principalpoop: keepers of the root
||||||||| At 11:05 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bambi!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cease: nice thing about these weeks. there are more and more of them
Principalpoop: i was waiting for tonight and then i just about missed it :(
Principalpoop: toad away
Dexter Fong: Already safely snugged away
Principalpoop: which weeks?
cease: which strongs?
Dexter Fong: witch thongs ewww
Principalpoop: maybe just less and less of the other things instead...
cease: but you didnt miss it, poop
Principalpoop: just about
Principalpoop: kinda sorta
Dexter Fong: uh huh uh huh
cease: we do what we can
Dexter Fong: we do who we can
Dexter Fong: can do, that's are motto
Principalpoop: i can who i do
cease: a bad french dance, always a good idea
Dexter Fong: whoie oohie and lousy
Principalpoop: cancan yes I cancan dowop
cease: a child's defintion of reality dex
Dexter Fong: Istanbul was once Constanople
cease: blame it on the turks
Dexter Fong: Constantinople
Principalpoop: coffee towel passport
Dexter Fong: Cat Indeed =))
Dexter Fong: Counting your possesions Poop
Principalpoop: i had a chance to see istanbul for 50 dollars for 4 days
Dexter Fong: Did you take that chance
Principalpoop: i needed 5 other sailors to sign up, nobody else wanted to go
Principalpoop: i will never see it
Dexter Fong: I see you are a sailor
Principalpoop: my grandmother said it was a magical city
cease: id love to see istalmbul
Principalpoop: capital of the world for a long time
Principalpoop: meeting point of east and west, north and south
cease: ossman has a wondreful poem a bout bergman crsosging the bosporus
Dexter Fong: I'm sorry that city is closed...would you like to see Constantinople?
Principalpoop: ahhh the bosporus
cease: the lads had a wonderful effect from turkey
cease: may i see your pasport, please
Principalpoop: don't Hear, i can shout
Dexter Fong: May I see your gascard please
Dexter Fong: The elevator boy is part of your family
Principalpoop: how many of them are us?
cease: i have atape of ossman reading that poem. about as good as words can get
Principalpoop: like lewis carroll, the sound of the words, is just as important, you jabberwocky you
Dexter Fong: Fliberygibbit
Dexter Fong: flibertygibbet
Principalpoop: how is filbert?
cease: caroll an antecedent of the firesign, among many
Dexter Fong: Nuty as always
Principalpoop: he used to be a nut
Principalpoop: ahh ok
Principalpoop: sure
Dexter Fong: I saw his chart
Principalpoop: electronic chart? all the medical records electronic now?
Dexter Fong processes poops input
Dexter Fong: Yes
Principalpoop: that was fast
Dexter Fong: no
Principalpoop: that was part of the stimulus program
Dexter Fong: To stimulate interest in things medicinal?
Principalpoop: blackmail
Principalpoop: and fun reading
Dexter Fong: Ah a villain
Dexter Fong: White Mail
Dexter Fong: with the optional tie-dyed ostrich plume
Dexter Fong: For the knight that doesn't what Thursday is
Dexter Fong: know what
Principalpoop: mike meyers puerto rican half-sister Soto, might be on the supreme court
Dexter Fong: Soto and oscar mayors
Principalpoop: i know what thursday is
Principalpoop: it is firesign night
Dexter Fong: Don't tell me, I'm on vacation
Principalpoop: ahh june moon croon boon soon platoon zoon spoon loon fong
Dexter Fong: -Ahh you almost had it right till the end
cease: i may have to leave my vacation soon
Dexter Fong: Have to work maybe, Cat?
Principalpoop: where are going this time mister cat? another pleasure cruise?
Dexter Fong: Poop: He's one of six sailors bound for Istanbul
Principalpoop: ops not on your V, leave your V, rats
Dexter Fong: Cat: Is keeping us in suspense or watching the Lakers
Principalpoop: can't stand her nipple
Dexter Fong: How many can stand on her nipple?
Principalpoop: the other name of is stan bull?
Dexter Fong: Angels or devils that is
Principalpoop: upset that conan is in LA but he is not, there there little bear
cease: lakers have big lead, will win
Dexter Fong: Well! Make fun of foreighn type strangers eh?
cease: but orlando as good, could go either way
Principalpoop: always, damn furiners
Dexter Fong: Ferenghi
cease: i lvoe basketball's internationalization
cease: but sports in general now
cease: i remmeber when baseball had only one japanes pitcher, early 60s
Dexter Fong: International Caber tossing from Fiji
Principalpoop: i have never driven a ferenghi, or matzaratzi
Dexter Fong: How about the all new oaxca chihuahua
cease: driving one of my least favourite things to do
Principalpoop: cuba will be a state before puerto rico
Principalpoop: i used to love to drive, too many morons now
Dexter Fong: They've been welcomed back into the SOUth American treaty org
Dexter Fong: cuba that is
Principalpoop: i saw that, the OAS, organization of american states
cease: cuba, libra
Dexter Fong: make mine a mohito
cease: i remember a red headed teacher from cuba. we called her bozo
Principalpoop: since 1962, we could not play with them, because uncle sam said so
Dexter Fong: No, but we could argue with thm
Principalpoop: the spanish folks talk too fast, as if they are excited constantly
Dexter Fong: You disagree?
Principalpoop: agadabagida si contana adibadda bueno
Principalpoop: i disagree
Dexter Fong: Poop: They are excited, they're not in their country
Principalpoop: they need to become cruel and heartless like dick cheney
Principalpoop: cold-blooded
Dexter Fong: last night, Rosa...the soldatos did not search my body cavities and only searched yours a little
Principalpoop: so take a letter maria
Principalpoop: address it to my wife...
Dexter Fong: to a little cantina just south of the border
Principalpoop: did you like mexico cat?
Principalpoop: i have never been there either
Principalpoop: it was off limits when i was in san diego
Dexter Fong: Poop: I heard last night on Letterman, Stevie Ray EARLE SINGING (SHIT) a song by Townes Van Zandt
Dexter Fong: He's got a whole album out of Townes songs
Principalpoop: sweet
Principalpoop: should i know that name?
Dexter Fong: I f you like that kinda stuff
Dexter Fong: Earle or Towns?
Principalpoop: oops, i was thinking stevie ray vaughn
Dexter Fong: or Letterman
Principalpoop: i like letterman, but too many commercials
Dexter Fong: Sorry, It *is* Stevie but maybe not Ray
Principalpoop: i watch the clips at huffington post or wherever
cease: tihs chat began with group refs and ends with siad,. groups i dont like
Dexter Fong: What groups don't you like
Principalpoop: i thought van zand was like rambo or the transport guy,
cease: i mjst go water before it gets too dark
cease: by all
Principalpoop: didn't know he wrote song
Principalpoop: ciao monsieur cat, bonne chance mon ami
Dexter Fong: Poop: Van Zandt, Guy Clark, and a lotta Texans who began recording and touring in the mid-fifties
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
Principalpoop: what song would i know? from 60s 70s AM radio and 70s 80s FM rock?
Principalpoop: pop AM
Dexter Fong: A country/western withdrawal from the eagles etc but not all the way back to blissful ignorance
Principalpoop: east or west of porter wagoner?
Dexter Fong: sorry not mid 50s mid 70's prolly
Principalpoop: i knew george jones voice long before I knew his name
Principalpoop: i might know van zandt
Dexter Fong: Hm Same thing with James Earle Jones
Dexter Fong: He was Darth Vader you know
Principalpoop: that is an urban rumor, it was hillary
Dexter Fong: Hillary Jones? From Real Houswives of Istanbul?
Dexter Fong: I didn't know she did action movies
Principalpoop: the original hillary, clinton, who elected senator to represent the great empire state
Dexter Fong: "cept for some of her early porn
Principalpoop: you
Dexter Fong: Me???
Principalpoop: you, or other new yorkers, youse
Dexter Fong: Holy Simoley, Jughead
Dexter Fong: He's pointing his finger at me
Dexter Fong: Cut it off Jughead
Principalpoop: we almost elected ollie north, i cannot point fingers at other states
Dexter Fong: Checking Nino to make sure....you need to point those fingers at your fellow commonwealthidans
Principalpoop: if archie is getting married, there should be a chance for charlie brown too
Dexter Fong: Poop: I thought you heard...Charlie's out of the closet and living with Dennis The menace
Principalpoop: urban rumor again, that was ally oop and dagwood...
Principalpoop: with a name like bumstead
Dexter Fong: But but you told me Dagwood was secretely married to Jennifer Aniston they got married in Istanbul
Principalpoop: he did, dagwood is wild, a new mel gibson
Dexter Fong: I loved Mel Gibbon in Legal Weapon: xvii
Dexter Fong: He goes ape
Principalpoop: now, that was carlton hheston in the planet of the apes xxix
Principalpoop: towel, coffee, passport
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: achoo
Dexter Fong: I thought Jack Black took over the role in PoA XXIX
Dexter Fong: I better check my Gibbons history of Movies
Principalpoop: it was supposed to be him and tom cruise or tom hanks or tom jones, but they all backed out
Dexter Fong: TOm and Hillary Joens....what a couple
Principalpoop: tommy from MIB, tommy from SB
Dexter Fong: just a couple of kids caught up in something they understand only too late
Dexter Fong: DA DA DA DAAAHH!
Principalpoop: sam and dianne?
Principalpoop: i miss cheers
Principalpoop: who sang the little ditty about jack and dianne?
Dexter Fong: I saw that at the Italian Restaurent..he was drinking red wine, she shite wine...I went over to them but they both clammed up
Principalpoop: growing up in the heartland
Principalpoop: that was brenda and
Dexter Fong: Poop: John "Cougar" MEllonkamp
Principalpoop: ahh yes
Dexter Fong: Brenda and the Carlisles
Principalpoop: thanks, i know his voice too
Dexter Fong: You prolly know John Prines voice also
Principalpoop: sure, i have his name attached to him lol same with dylan
Dexter Fong: Dylan Thomas...great poet, especially hearing him read
Principalpoop: you listen to judge thomas speak? he drives me up the wall
Principalpoop: i yell clarence, clarence, what are you babbling about?
Dexter Fong: I listens to him but I don't know what da man saying
Principalpoop: something about pubic hairs on the can of coke
Dexter Fong: He gimme his barbaque recipe one more time I gonna tap him out
Principalpoop: vinegar or tomato based kind of guy?
Dexter Fong: Both...da man don' know what he want
Principalpoop: i say the hell with that
Dexter Fong: He had Scalito tellin' him to add more Oregano
Dexter Fong: Sueter wanted more white bread
Principalpoop: and alito wanted more parsley
Dexter Fong: Ginsberg kept adding chicken fat
Principalpoop: roberts fell on the floor in a spasm
Dexter Fong: Roberts just sent out for Fried Chicken
Principalpoop: bryer, what else, ice cream
Dexter Fong: lol
Dexter Fong: nice
Dexter Fong: -)
Principalpoop: sotomeyer, throw in some frijoles
Dexter Fong: Racist
Principalpoop: sure she is
Principalpoop: and that is ok
Principalpoop: just one vote
Dexter Fong: I think they mean shes Racial
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: Rchel?
Principalpoop: she is gay?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, wake up and go to sleep
||||||||| Catherwood wakes up and go to sleep.
Principalpoop: replace a closet souter with a closet sotomeyer?
Dexter Fong: My Dad owned a DeSoto Mejor
Principalpoop: abba sang fernando
Dexter Fong: the hell out of it too
Principalpoop: yes sir
Dexter Fong: that's not my baby
Principalpoop: no sir
Dexter Fong: The kid is not my child
Principalpoop: you don't mean maybe?
Dexter Fong: sang Michael Jackson
Principalpoop: love child, sang dianna ross
Dexter Fong: With Michael, you never really are sure
Dexter Fong: Child love sang they Men's Gay Health Chorus
Principalpoop: twist and shout, sang the men's gay health chorus
Principalpoop: and the peppermint twist
Dexter Fong: Childe Lovee sang the Early singers of such song
Principalpoop: no that was bastardo by christopher columbo and the ninas
Dexter Fong: Well, poop my friend, it passeth midnight here and there too and tomorrow is either a vacation or friday
Principalpoop: ok ok ok, you don't have to hit me over the head
Principalpoop: unless you want to
Dexter Fong: If this were Istanbul, my workday would be over
Principalpoop: ciao, have fun,
Dexter Fong: See yah next time
Principalpoop: coffee, towel, pass port
Principalpoop: night night
||||||||| At 12:07 AM, Principalpoop scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
cease
Dexter Fong
Donk
Elayne
Firebroiled
H. Stones
llanwyddywnall
Merlyn
Principalpoop
RedPillTweeny
wake (the flake) URL References:
http://bambismusings.wordpress.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/chat/index.php?nick=RedPillTweeny&numlines=10&fontsize=3&refresh=10&fb1=40&fb2=40&multi=1&red=0&pv=164832&room=public%2FThe_Waiting_Room
http://www.jacksonsofpiccadilly.co.uk/

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"