Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
03/12/2009

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 12, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 4:37 AM, dragging Harvey Binger of Naughtingham by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Harvey Binger of Naughtingham: Omnibus Public Land Management Act of 2009 (Engrossed as Agreed to or Passed by Senate)
Latest Major Action: 3/11/2009 Failed of passage/not agreed to in House. Status: On motion to suspend the rules and pass the bill, as amended Failed by the Yeas and Nays: (2/3 required): 282 - 144 (Roll no. 117).
SEC. 7002. WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON BIRTHPLACE HOME NATIONAL HISTORIC SITE
(a) Acquisition of Property; Establishment of Historic Site- Should the Secretary of the Interior acquire, by donation only from the Clinton Birthplace Foundation, Inc., fee simple, unencumbered title to the William Jefferson Clinton Birthplace Home site located at 117 South Hervey Street, Hope, Arkansas, 71801, and to any personal property related to that site, the Secretary shall designate the William Jefferson Clinton Birthplace Home site as a National Historic Site and unit of the National Park System, to be known as the `President William Jefferson Clinton Birthplace Home National Historic Site'.
(b) Applicability of Other Laws- The Secretary shall administer the President William Jefferson Clinton Birthplace Home National Historic Site in accordance with the laws generally applicable to national historic sites, including the Act entitled `An Act to establish a National Park Service, and for other purposes', approved August 25, 1916 (16 U.S.C. 1-4), and the Act entitled `An Act to provide for the preservation of historic American sites, buildings, objects and antiquities of national significance, and for other purposes', approved August 21, 1935 (16 U.S.C. 461 et seq.).
Harvey Binger of Naughtingham: Send my condolences to former president bill, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood sends Harvey Binger of Naughtingham's condolences to former president bill.
||||||||| "4:40 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Harvey Binger of Naughtingham, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:32 PM, dragging ah,clem by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Folks'
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 8:33 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| "8:47 PM? 8:47 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bambi should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bambi enters and sits on the couch.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:48 PM and ATweenyByAnyOtherName steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends :-)
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: would still be deflatable
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Good evening, Deer Person
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: How's Mr Coffee holding up?
Bambi: Here early tonight ... hope it holds up OK
Bambi: seems to be at the moment ... Clem is playing some music before the show (Indie Artists)
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: fingers crossed
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: OK, will tune in
||||||||| 8:53 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Bambi: Hey Dex
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
Dexter Fong: Hey Tweeny
||||||||| "8:55 PM? 8:55 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits on the couch.
Bambi: Hey Mud
Dexter Fong: Hi Muddy
Mudhead: hai all
Bambi: how's everyone doing this evening?
Dexter Fong: Doing what?
Bambi: We had a couple really nice weather days ... then it got chilly again today and for the next couple days
Bambi: lol Dex
Mudhead: Ive got cabin fever, I bought a new pistol and am itchin to take it to the range
Dexter Fong: How cold does it get in Mesa Arizona
Bambi: got 30 sec refresh on to help with the bandwidth for the stream .. hopefully it is doing well
Bambi: low 40s today and 30s overnight ;-)
Dexter Fong: Reading CNI 4X4 Bambi
Dexter Fong: And why are you in Mesa arizona Bambi
Bambi: good deal Dex
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Kinda chilly for this time of year in Austin - mid 40's
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: But it brought us some rain, so we'll take it ;)
Bambi: heard that on the cabin fever Mud ... after a couple nice days it feels downright depressing to be so chilly and damp
Bambi: just wanted to travel and get out of the house Dex lol
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Mesa/Phoenix? as in Heater/Hellmouth?
Bambi: yep, we need the rain too ... been a dry winter here
Dexter Fong: Tween: Nino says Bambi's in Mesa Arizona
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 12, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Dexter Fong: And you know he's always right and he never lies
Bambi: Catherwood please pour everyone your favorite drink (toasted almond for me)
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone his favorite drink (toasted almond for me).
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Mesa/Phoenix is the same area
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Lived in Scottsadle for a while
ATweenyByAnyOtherName pops a Lone Star and thanks Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores ATweenyByAnyOtherName
Dexter Fong: I've heard of Scotsdale but not Scotsaddle
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour a toasted almond for Bambi (not me)
||||||||| Catherwood gives a toasted almond for bambi (not me).
ATweenyByAnyOtherName will learn to spell
Bambi: lol
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Yes, Scottsdale
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: You can boil eggs on the sidewalk in summer in the Phoenix area (at least you could in 1975 ;)
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: I far prefer N/AZ
Mudhead: I prefer a skllet
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Yes lol
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: or a skilling
Bambi: me too Mud! lol
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies cease into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:05 PM, then departs.
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Hey Van
Dexter Fong: Hi clem
cease: wow, the fireside chat was born today with fdr
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
Bambi: hi Cat
Mudhead: hai cat
Bambi: Cat is giving away wooden nickels ;-)
cease: a perfect day for a firesign chat, considering the origins of their name
cease: if tiw worth a nickel i'm collecting, not giving away
cease: obama is being funny on nbc news
Bambi: lol heard that Cat
cease: "object in chief"
cease: good thing i went to mexico last march, not this one
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:08 PM, dragging Merlyn by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Really? Where?
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Hey Merl
Dexter Fong: Hey Merlyn
Bambi: think you may be right Cat
Merlyn: hey all
cease: h merl
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: I've only been to Cancun, but really liked the Yucatan
Bambi: hey Merl
cease: i was on the air america cruise, tween
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Kewl
cease: i'd liek to see those mayan ruins but not any time soon
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: You stopped at Puerto Dork?
Dexter Fong: If you wait a while, they'll be even more ruined
cease: cabo, mazatlan, pv, though only for short time
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Yeah, the bus trips to the countryside from Cancun were very memorable
cease: its reported exhaustively on my blog
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: lol Dex
cease: cancun is on the news now, tween
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: How so?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:10 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: whether its dangerous for spring breakers
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
cease: apparently us troops are being requested for the border
llanwydd: good morning good afternoon or good evening
cease: hi llan
Merlyn: hey tween, where are you so I can update nino's database on locations by IP?
Bambi: hey llanwydd
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: That's sad, cease. Used to be a great place in the mid-late 80's
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: The 7th level of Austin, Merl
Bambi: trini ton lol
cease: the mayor of cancun says it still is. lots of security.
Merlyn: ok tween
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Wind-surfed in Cancun Harbor. Was great fun
cease: if they lose tourism, mexico is in far worse shape
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: No joke, cease
llanwydd: I think the closest I've been to mexico is san antonio
llanwydd: that's probably not too far
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: It's damned near open warfare in Nuevo Loredo, across from ElPaso
cease: whats this, cni?
Bambi: I have never been to Mexico ... would love to go to visit one day ... but this economy doesn't look like the time to do such things
Dexter Fong: Just Folks
cease: didnt turn it on til now thinking it woruldnt start till 615
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Ron Paul and most Libertarians say the only way it's going to stop is to decrimialize drugs
Bambi: yeah, Just Folks
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: It El Texas Syndicate behind those wars
llanwydd: that's what I used to think. legalize drugs and you take the crime out of it
cease: ah, htis one
cease: some of fools in space sounds like this too
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: MX is send troops to the border, and I wouldn't be surprised of Obama was as well
llanwydd: I'm going to try cni again and see what happens
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: sending
llanwydd: "can't open this file"
Bambi: me too llanwydd ... been to San Antonio, closest for me too and that was when our eldest finished Air Force basic training many moons ago now
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: If you think people spilling over the border was bad, it's likely to get worse
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: San Antonio is pretty far from the border
Bambi: try just the address llanwydd
Bambi: what are you trying to use to play it?
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: I'd rather concentrate on www.sxsw.com :-)
cease: i seem to be delayed posting here
Merlyn: try this URL: http://209.51.162.173:9534/
llanwydd: I think all I have with my msntv2 is WMP
Bambi: yeah, it is Tween .. but that's the closest I have been LOL
llanwydd: Thanks, Merl. I'll check it out
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Everybody chip in and get LL an old iMac
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: TX is quite huge
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: As was MX before Pres Polk ;)
Merlyn: it's known for its hugonomy
Merlyn: polk developed the MX?
llanwydd: I went to that URL, Merl. I clicked on "Listen" and got "can't open this file"
cease: hey dex, i wont be able to see your vermeets this may but one is coming from amsterdam the same month
cease: i get some use out of my expensive vermeer book
Merlyn: hmm
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: If you can imagine, TX was a mere 'province' of Mexico
Bambi: yeah! I was thoroughly surprised at how big it was when I was in the Texarkana area and we drove to Dallas and when I landed on Houston Airport and actually had a REAL train underground lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: The vermeer is coming to where?
Merlyn: can you plug in that URL in an audio program as an audio stream?
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: TX, all of the Southwest and 1/2 of Cal used to be Mexican
llanwydd: the only art book I have ever owned was "Views" by Roger Dean
llanwydd: wish I still had it
Dexter Fong: llan: Yes
cease: when i clicked cni, it alllowed me to open it in real player today, no problem
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Texarkana is one of the places I stopped during trips between IN & Austin
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: You can spend a long day driving from Texarkana to Austin
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: And Austin is just south of the middle of the state lol
llanwydd: Merlyn: I don't know how to plug in a URL and I don't know anything about audio streams, but thanks for trying
Merlyn: ok llan
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: iMac
llanwydd: all right, then I'll go back and look for "real player"
Bambi: I think you go to File, Open, URL in WMP
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: iMac
llanwydd: youmac?
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bubba's Brain in through the front door at 9:25 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bubba's Brain: hey all.
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
Bambi: (or something like that) and plug in the address that Merl gave you or just the IP address with the port number after the :
Merlyn: There! There wolf!
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: A computer specially made for Mommies & Daddies ;)
llanwydd: hey one
Bambi: hey Bubba
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Hey Hoosierman :-)
cease: hi bub
Merlyn: hibb
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: lol Merl
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Howlllllll
||||||||| ATweenyByAnyOtherName departs at 9:27 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
cease: nothing. but. indians
||||||||| ThurstonTweenIII enters at 9:27 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Bambi: uh, oh...where'd Tween go?
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Merlyn: Ha! Now Nino knows where you are, tween!
Dexter Fong: Good evening Mr Thurston sir, catherwood, show him to his usual table
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Dexter Fong and says "My ears are burning..."
Bambi: lol
ThurstonTweenIII: Then, all the colored people turned into Indianans!
cease: i rebooted and it seems in synch, i think
Bubba's Brain: Somebody douse catherwood's ears.
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Bubba's Brain and queries "Would you like something?"
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, make me an Indian.
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bubba's Brain an indian.
Bambi throws a bucket of water on Catherwood's ears
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Bambi and asks "Did you need me?"
Merlyn: Catherwood, go soak your head!
||||||||| Catherwood goes soak his head.
||||||||| Mudhead dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 9:30 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Bambi: lol Merl
cease: one of thier most subversive bits
ThurstonTweenIII: Catherwood, please give Bubba a table of elementary schoolboy's decoding manuals
||||||||| Catherwood gives bubba a table of elementary schoolboy's decoding manuals.
cease: speaking of subversie, saw dick gregory on air america today
Bambi: Mudhead must have Connecticut the dashes this time
cease: its as if malcolm x and lennie bruce were still alive, and speaking out of the same mouth
Bubba's Brain has a code in his node. So decoding is welcome.
Bambi: a common head code, any english school boy could catch it
Bubba's Brain: I though malcom x and lennie bruce had a baby...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'donk', just granted probation at 9:33 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: http://airamerica.com/breakroomlive
Dexter Fong: Hey don K
Bambi: hey don
Bubba's Brain: ... and his name is Quizzlesnort.
cease: he was a great voice before the firesign, and stilll active
donk: hey dexter, bambi and all
cease: hi donk
ThurstonTweenIII: Hey Don, good to see ya :)
donk: hey cease
donk: howdy thurston
cease: its as if they think jimmy carter was listenig to them
cease: just saw Gonzo, where hunter actually thought he had an effect on carter, helped him get elected
Dexter Fong: Cat: HIs brother billy turned him on to FST
ThurstonTweenIII: Henry Kissinga.... How I'm Missin Ya....
Bambi: Thurston B. Tween, III lol
cease: really? so this is true, they were actually tlkaing to him
llanwydd: I haven't read thompson in depth. I kind of skimmed through his book about the hell's angels
Bubba's Brain: Brings back memories of re-mastering.....
ThurstonTweenIII: ;) Bambi
cease: if obama listenend to any firesign for the frist time, i'd reccoment giant rat
Bambi: Gonzo always thinks things happen because of him (Seseme Street Gonzo) lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: If you believe that I can get you a good deal on a Billy Beer franchise
cease: it is certainly something he could have been exposed to
cease: thanks, dex. just what i wanted
ThurstonTweenIII: Obama inhaled
cease: so did clinton. i owuld be surprised if he hadnt heard a firesign album
Dexter Fong: sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst
Merlyn: i'm waiting to exhale
ThurstonTweenIII: roger clinton memorial alley urinal
llanwydd: dubya would probably have been more into cheech and chong than firesign
cease: the trick is to inhale first, merl
Merlyn: oh
Bambi: that'll cost us ...
cease: dex, you think no us president has ever heard firesign theatre? if so, there's a bridge in north van i can get for you cheap
Dexter Fong: Cat: I'm pretty sure Harry Truman heard them
llanwydd: most living ex-presidents have heard npr, haven't they?
cease: defitinely, llan. but there is stuff in firesign goeroge would love.
ThurstonTweenIII: I vote for President ah, clem
Bambi: next up "Just Folks" TV or not TV"
cease: you would think, llan
Bambi: the little engine that could
ThurstonTweenIII: The man from Les Missourables?
cease: i thikn w would like in the next world you're on your own
llanwydd: most politicians were probably listening to npr when firesign was on
Merlyn: "The Little IBM Computer That Could": "I Think, I Think, I Think..."
ThurstonTweenIII: JL has built a nuke reactor from a coffee can, Bambi?
ThurstonTweenIII: Wouldn't doubt it ;)
ThurstonTweenIII: Big Blue
Bubba's Brain: Dr Manhattan?
llanwydd: I've known right wing extremists who have heard firesign on npr
Dexter Fong: Watch, man!
llanwydd: as well as liberals
ThurstonTweenIII: That's a big blue goshen! runnnnn!!
Merlyn: Spare change? I'd like to buy some General Motors stock
cease: the racisdt cop from the oj trial was a fan of that album, identifited wiht coolzip
llanwydd: for real, cat?
Bambi: wouldn't go that far Tween lol
llanwydd: that guy was loathesome
cease: i dont any change small enough, merl
ThurstonTweenIII: lol
Dexter Fong: I identify with his daughter, Kim Koolzip
Merlyn: that's because you're using Canadian money, cat
ThurstonTweenIII: Watchmen apparently bring up some interesting conecepts
cease: yes our loony is plunging.
cease: who needs our tar sands now?
Merlyn: I read the comic, tween
cease: good for planet, bad for our economy
ThurstonTweenIII: Powerful people acting as vigilantes
Dexter Fong: If you developed thos sands Cat, you'd become a great tar nation
cease: no, we already are a swear wordd
Dexter Fong: llan: We just switched to TV or not TV
ThurstonTweenIII: Well, they're part of the Commonwealth, so if the Brit Navy was harvesting, they'd be called Jack Tar sands
llanwydd: your time is your time
cease: im stil on the thanksgiving piece
ThurstonTweenIII: Apparently, Dex
Bubba's Brain: Same here.
llanwydd: I could go put it on but I'll just play it in my head while I'm chatting
cease: time delay from east coast?
Dexter Fong: good idea
llanwydd: I've heard it so many times, I know it rather well
ThurstonTweenIII: Try this one, cease - http://icecast.oncomputers.info:8000/cni
cease: lol llan
Bubba's Brain: The seven minute delay.
ThurstonTweenIII: Less latency
Dexter Fong: more blantancy
Bubba's Brain: Less Latex-y?
ThurstonTweenIII: Although as Robin Williams says, better latent than never...
Dexter Fong: kinda spandex=y
cease: oh now i'm on your time
cease: this is such differnt ambience
Bambi: well, better latent than dropping out me thinks lol
Dexter Fong sings "our time is your time"
ThurstonTweenIII: lol Bambi
Bubba's Brain: Must have used latent paint.
ThurstonTweenIII: (a man asked Williams for a kiss during a concert)
||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:51 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
Dexter Fong: Latent leather shoes, when you really want to look up a trouser leg
Elayne: Evenin' all!
ThurstonTweenIII: Hey E
llanwydd: williams who?
Merlyn: they E
Merlyn: hey E
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
llanwydd: Hi Elayne
Bubba's Brain: E!
donk: hey Elayne
ThurstonTweenIII: A Chinchilla is creeping up my leg!!
Bambi: hey Elayne!
Dexter Fong: llan: Robin williams
Merlyn: a mutant blue?
llanwydd: I see
Elayne: Just dropped by to say hi and goodbye, as I'll be in England next week (where it will be way too late to join in chat).
Dexter Fong: tween: Put out your cigarette or joint on it
cease: El!
ThurstonTweenIII: Very cool, E
cease: have the bestest of thames
donk: nice
Merlyn: starts at 2 AM in the UK
Elayne: Very good, Cat.
cease: be very jolly
llanwydd: stones always manages to join us from the uk
ThurstonTweenIII: Pick a Dilly for me, will you?
Merlyn: yeah
Dexter Fong: yeah
Elayne: Stones obviously has weird sleeping hours. :)
Elayne: I'm not saying up till 1 AM just to say hi to y'all. :)
llanwydd: but if you are busy the next morning I can understand
cease: eat as well as you can
llanwydd: I really enjoyed england. I was mostly in the "west country"
Merlyn: You can log in a lot earlier and just leave a message at the start of the chat log, E
ThurstonTweenIII: And a Scarlet Begonia from Grovernor's Sq
Elayne: Where they all talk like pirates, Llan!
cease: i spent a few hours in heithrow. somehow i dont think that counts
llanwydd: try the steak and kidney pie, elayne. you can't get it in nyc
Elayne: I might do that, Brian.
donk: i was in the bahamas once, that's almost England
llanwydd: oh, yes. penzance is in the west country
cease: that would be splendid. el. as if you were here
cease: i mean, how can you be in....
Dexter Fong: Elayne, if you do log in early just to say hello, say hi to Firebroiled
ThurstonTweenIII: lol Don
Elayne: It also depends on what kind of connection my father-in-law has. I think he's still on dial-up.
ThurstonTweenIII: You sheared sheep in the Faulklands as well, Don?
Merlyn: we'll type slow, E
Elayne: Also, we're flying overnight Wednesday, and I'll be driving first thing upon landing, like 6 AM British time, so I may not be in any shape to do anything on Thursday.
donk: how told you
cease: take care of yourselves, el
ThurstonTweenIII: Ah, sea-lag
llanwydd: I had horrible jet lag on the drive from heathrow to Bristol
donk: being tired and driving on the wrong side of the road, doesn't sound like a good combination
Bambi: travel safely!
Merlyn: sea-hag? where's popeye?
llanwydd: the only thing that occasionally jolted me awake was being on the wrong side of the road
Elayne: Exactly so, Donk, which is why I'll be spending lots of time on Thursday resting, not going on chat.
llanwydd: from my own perception that is
Dexter Fong: afkfr
ThurstonTweenIII: Popeye the Flying Doyle - I remember that cartoon! lol
Elayne: And resting is what I'm going to do now. See you in two weeks, all.
||||||||| At 9:59 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cease: exactly, el. avoid chat. rest up
Bambi: me too Dex ... toasted almond for me ;-)
Bubba's Brain: Who was that masked...
Merlyn: nah, his girlfriend was Dolive Doyle
donk: ahh thanks for helping me with that translation, Bambi
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi smiles at Don
Bambi: my pleasure
donk: couldn't figure the fr :)
llanwydd: catherwood, may I have a glass of meat and a piece of water?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to llanwydd and asks "Did you want something?"
donk: you can tell i don't text message
Bambi :-)
ThurstonTweenIII is all a twitter
Bambi: will be right back ... gonna get my netbook and come back into chat from there
Bambi: brb
||||||||| At 10:03 PM, Bambi hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bubba's Brain: Hey mister Ice Cream Man, scoop a scoop for me. I'm not hungry and there is no palce I'm goin to....
Dexter Fong: A net book with which to catch the words of the sages
cease: i know what twitter is. do i need to know any more?
ThurstonTweenIII shakes his green tambourine
cease: how often do i need to communicate with anybody?
llanwydd: hey, green tambourine man, play a song for me
Dexter Fong: Isn't a "twitter" a female twit?
cease: good one, bub
ThurstonTweenIII: Once a day
ThurstonTweenIII: cease ;)
llanwydd: apparently someone beat me to that. I wasn't paying attention
llanwydd: I think I told you all that I was in a state of turmoil because my credit card was cancelled without my knowledge
llanwydd: I finally got my new card today. now all is safe
Dexter Fong: Last week, right?
Dexter Fong: Good
donk: that sucks, llan
Merlyn: that's good to hear, llan
donk: cool
llanwydd: this was a result of the merger of WaMu and JP Morgan Chase
Dexter Fong: Now you can leave home without it
llanwydd: LOL Dex
llanwydd: WaMu was always a problem
Bubba's Brain: Llan, is that WamPM?
llanwydd: Washington Mutual
ThurstonTweenIII gives Catherwood his picture back
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to ThurstonTweenIII and inquires "Something I can help with?"
Dexter Fong: WaMu is the equivalent of a trailor park bank (no offense to people etdc(
llanwydd: lol
cease: great news, llan. it could have been far worse
cease: leno joke i think, w is told that wamu has gone down. w says, he'll be back up, he's a whale
llanwydd: it might be. I got a Providian Visa card many years ago and Providian handed over my account to WaMu
Dexter Fong: lol cat
donk: i'm old, iv'e had the same Chase card since 1974
llanwydd: yes, cat. it could have been far worse
Bubba's Brain: So its a ProviWaMorgChase card?
cease: in other places than this are yuou considered Old, donk
||||||||| Around 10:11 PM, ThurstonTweenIII walks off into the sunset...
donk: lol
llanwydd: I can't say I am entirely not at fault but who actually reads every one of those four-page pamphlets with the tiny print
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'H. Stones', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:11 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| FreshPrinceOfWales tiptoes in around 10:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Hey STONES
cease: it is a recent phenomenon that young people seem to be shoiwing up here
donk: no one
cease: maybe from the web
llanwydd: Hey Stones!
cease: hey stones
FreshPrinceOfWales: Hail and well-met, Stones
H. Stones: Greetings
donk: hey stones
||||||||| FreshPrinceOfWales leaves to catch the 10:12 PM train to Texas.
||||||||| 10:12 PM: FreshPrinceOfWhales jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
llanwydd: no, I didn't get a Chase card. I got another visa card but this time from my credit union
llanwydd: hey Wales!
Dexter Fong: Hey Tween: You're using up all your monthly allotment of screen names or Niks
cease: lol
llanwydd: not the present prince. one of the old wales
Merlyn: hi wales
FreshPrinceOfWhales: lol
Dexter Fong: Father of WaMu
H. Stones: throw some shoes at him
llanwydd: that's a groucho joke
||||||||| Some Call Me Tim enters at 10:13 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
FreshPrinceOfWhales: I was a mere Pratt then....
llanwydd: good evening tim
Dexter Fong: WB Merlyn
H. Stones: i like mere prats, i watched them on the zoo channel
Merlyn: I was gone?
cease: better prats than pirates
cease: way gone man,
H. Stones: and long gone
Some Call Me Tim: Which one of you is Brian? Speak up, and you will go quietly.
Merlyn: I used to have some prints of wails, like The Scream
llanwydd: what's a prat?
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: Are you not FPoW?
cease: a youngen
FreshPrinceOfWhales: It's better than gone with the wind... - WC Fields from the movie "The Bank dick"
llanwydd: lol, merl
FreshPrinceOfWhales: lol Merl
Dexter Fong: soryy, I mean "Tim"
Some Call Me Tim: The Sons of the Desert used to publish Pratfall magazine.
H. Stones: but the pratfalls rallied in a Bear market ?
llanwydd: so wc fields actually said "prat"?
Merlyn: Hey Tim, are you Jay? Brian Westley here
cease: you gotta have jack nickelson as Here's Johnny
Dexter Fong: I took a fall term at Pratt
llanwydd: I saw the bank dick. I don't remember that
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Have to remember that one, Tim lol
cease: we dont know who we are.
H. Stones: but do we care
Dexter Fong: But Nino nows
Dexter Fong: nose
Dexter Fong: knows
cease: i don tthink the bank has dick no more
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Yeah, LL - Egbert Souse�
Some Call Me Tim: There are *some* who call me "Jay."
H. Stones: i would have been here earlier but i forgot that Bush invaded Time
llanwydd: I vaguely remember Shemp being in that movie
Dexter Fong: You have't sprung ahead yet Stones?
Bubba's Brain: Mmmm.... falling asleep. Gonna bail
Merlyn: we can call you jay, or we can call you ray,
cease: cause it's the first letter in "joint?"
||||||||| Bubba's Brain leaves to catch the 10:18 PM train to Lombard.
||||||||| Principalpoop enters at 10:18 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
FreshPrinceOfWhales: You can call me Jay, or you can call me John, or you can call me supremes....
H. Stones: Greetings Sir Poop
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Bye Bubba
Principalpoop: i am a gorilla
Merlyn: cat, he's my old roommate
Principalpoop: is this thing on?
Principalpoop: huh?
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Che Poop?
cease: poop
Some Call Me Tim: "Prat." Not "woody" enough. More sort of "plopish." Oh no. I don't care for "Prat," enough though that was Boris Karloff's actual name. William Henry Pratt. Not to be confused with Woody Allen.
cease: really, merl?>
Dexter Fong: (tap) (tap)
Principalpoop: now?
cease: what a trip
Merlyn: yes, he's 93
Principalpoop: i tapped refresh, now I see it
H. Stones: make your dirty clean, Poop
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Or musicians from Indiana
llanwydd: no, I wouldn't confuse boris karloff with woody allen
cease: tim, you're 93?
Dexter Fong: Much taller
Merlyn: confuse-a-karloff
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Is that a clarinet in your mouth, our are you just glad to be from goshen?
llanwydd: their performing styles are somewhat dissimilar
Dexter Fong: karloff, meet carl orf
Principalpoop: boris karloff and woody allen? ahh, everything you wanted to know about sex is wrong?
Some Call Me Tim: Confuse a Cat. No. No. Doesn't sound "woody" enough. Sorry.
FreshPrinceOfWhales: lol
donk: well they are both kind creepy
llanwydd: boris carl orff! lol
donk: kind of
cease: so no one here was merl's roomate and no one is 93?
Merlyn: Car loft?
cease: we cats are easily confused
Principalpoop: meat loft
llanwydd: I don't think boris could have played alvy singer
Merlyn: Tim is my old roommate Jay; the "93" was a joke on "old roommate"
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Confuse A Cat was a great Monty bit
Merlyn: He still has most of his old teeth
Merlyn: In a jar by his bed
FreshPrinceOfWhales recommends "John Cleese's Personal Best"
cease: i dont thikn alvy singer could have played pete singer, with a sewing machine
Dexter Fong: Hi tim/Jay
Principalpoop: lets do the hun
Merlyn: I put the chat URL on my facebook page as what I'm doing now, so Jay saw it and come in
Some Call Me Tim: It's was John Carradine who appeared in Woody's "Everything about Sex" film. What an excentric nut. Loved to wear capes in real life. He wore them so often that someone decided to replace Lugosi in the vampire role in House of Frankenstein with John Carradine. Still, not "wqoody" enough. Class?
Dexter Fong: YOu do the hun, I'll do Kim Koolzip
Merlyn: came in*
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Ah, Peter Gabriel's "sew"
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Tor Hershman in through the front door at 10:23 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: are you an old firesign fan, tim or jay or whomever?
llanwydd: my favorite python bit was always the penguin on the television
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, All
llanwydd: I don't know why that is so funny but it is
Some Call Me Tim: No, no. Not "woody" enough. Repeat after me, then?
cease: names are fun
Principalpoop: no fair, the carradines are a famous showbiz family
FreshPrinceOfWhales: You want a good rare album? "Rolling Thunder"
Merlyn: a python fan, which is close enough cat
cease: hi tor. good stoney name
Merlyn: he's interviewed some of them, including the dead one
H. Stones: some of those penquins are explosive llan
Merlyn: which is a good trick
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Tower of Power Horns, CSN, GD, Airplane
Principalpoop: hi tor
cease: a gaot or ghost or ghost of goat?
H. Stones: I actually have Rolling Thunder on vinyl
Principalpoop: i am a ghast
Some Call Me Tim: My exposure to Firesign is largely due to Brian. Also, that glamourous girl at the beach house. Still. Enough about that!
Dexter Fong: More!
Dexter Fong: Now that's woody
cease: did you hear firesing on xm radio? did anybody?
llanwydd: what do others call you?
Merlyn: that was a different kind of theatre
donk: i have heard them on xm and sirius
Dexter Fong: Ah.The theatre of the insane
Principalpoop: Here!
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Used to as well, Stones - great album
llanwydd: theatre of cruelty
Dexter Fong: Where!
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Mickey Hart rocks
Some Call Me Tim: Cambridge. That's woody. Roundsville. Very woody.
Principalpoop: i thought someone was calling roll...
||||||||| Outside, the 10:27 PM uptown bus from Connecticut pulls away, leaving doctec coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'ah,clem', just granted probation at 10:27 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
doctec: yeah, yeah - i know
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Hair!
ah,clem: hello ;)
doctec: where the hell have i been
llanwydd: Hey Doc!
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Doc
Principalpoop: nice cough doc, somebody give him a quarter.
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Hey clem
Principalpoop: hi ahhh
Principalpoop: clem
llanwydd: Hey Clem!
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Clem
Dexter Fong: Hiya clem, CNI is pretty stable tonight
donk: hey clem
Merlyn: hey doc
doctec: what horrible series of circumstances have kept me from showing up here
doctec: well, lemme tellya ... the last 3-4 months have just been a total grind
Tor Hershman: What?
Principalpoop: forget all about that, you made it...
cease: doctec?
H. Stones: i think i converted it to Mp3
llanwydd: hope things are better now, doc
FreshPrinceOfWhales: But, P, what about the elevator boy?
doctec: on top of 10+hr days plus the occasional weekend and the 4am phone call from india
donk: i've worked most thursday nites since november, got tonite off though
Tor Hershman: Don't touch that dial
Principalpoop: how are you doing ahhhh
Principalpoop: clem
doctec: there's been a parade of needy family and friends with computer problems
Principalpoop: wow doc, ouch
ah,clem: not bad, Mr. Principal
Principalpoop: i need to ask about my graphics card if you have time doc
llanwydd: horrible circumstances never keep me out of here. this is where I cheer up
Principalpoop: not bad is good, ahhh, clem
Some Call Me Tim: There's been nothing remotely "woody" written here for the past three minutes. I may have to write a letter to the Times.
Tor Hershman: PC problems, ehh? They need E.....E mail that is.
Dexter Fong: "TImes?" Sounds Tinny
H. Stones: Hi there Clem
doctec: i have learned the hard way: when a pc's windows swap file is infected, your system is hosed
Dexter Fong: Almost Prattish
Tor Hershman: Yes, Clem
llanwydd: aaaahhhh! not tinny!!!!
Principalpoop: heaven, as usual?
Tor Hershman: Last and least
Dexter Fong: Dinsdale...Now THAT"S woody
Some Call Me Tim: Yes, "Times" is a bit tinny, at that. Scratch the aforementioned remark. If letter-writing is to be done, is shall be to a more woody-sounding media outlet.
doctec: and you may as well dig out your windows install disks and be prepared to start from scratch
Merlyn: The Telegraph is tinny too
doctec: it happened to my dad's pc, and it happened to lili's daughters pc
ah,clem: when a pc's windows swap file is infected, ... that's why I run Linux, well one of many reasons
donk: the same guy on sirius who's plays, firesign, played Woody last week, an old standup routine, the machines in woody's life were after him!
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Knock wood...
Dexter Fong: Tim: Try the Sequoia Sentinel
doctec: i was supposed to go to a friend's place tonight to look at why their email archive vanished
doctec: a bad sign indeed
Tor Hershman: Ahhhh, THAT Woody
Merlyn: How about the Graniaud?
FreshPrinceOfWhales: Firesign's Guide to the Galaxy?
Some Call Me Tim: Dinsdale lives in the woods. Have you seen him? I've been meaning to return his earpieces to him. Silly old hedgehog. Used to utilize the pen name "James Herriot," I'm believe.
Tor Hershman: Moi ain't been here for awhile so check moi's "Phelps/Pot" blog post http://torhershman.blogspot.com/
Dexter Fong: Tim: A friend of Toad A. Way and F. Rog
FreshPrinceOfWhales: So long, thanks for the nice fish...
Some Call Me Tim: Er, which one of you is Brian, again? Raise you hand.
Merlyn: I'm Brian and so is my wife
Principalpoop: that is me
FreshPrinceOfWhales: and don't forget to support CNI Radio, without which, none of this would have been necessary... (http://www.cniradio.com/donations.htm)
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:34 PM and Bunnyboy waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Fong: Me too
||||||||| 10:34 PM -- FreshPrinceOfWhales left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Bunnyboy: ayup
Merlyn: Remember when you came home to a sink full of blood? Oh, how we laughed
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
cease: hey bunny
Tor Hershman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!, Fresh - you don't know moi very well
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny
Tor Hershman: Oh wait, I gave at the office, yeah!
H. Stones: Hi Bunny
Bunnyboy: oh fuddles keyboard is futtered agin
Tor Hershman: Does CNI take food stamps?
Bunnyboy: off for now
Some Call Me Tim: That blood incident even made Roger Corman blush.
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:36 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bunnyboy by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Bun
Dexter Fong: How do you think they get the cutlets so thin
Merlyn: bye bunnyboy
doctec: lili and i just finished dinner, usually by now i am toast and have to crash but tonight i have a little extra energy to expend (since i was so good about getting more than 8 hrs of sleep mon/tues and leaving pool league early last night)
ah,clem: we may soon, Tor, lol
Tor Hershman: The strippers in West Virginié take food stamps
Principalpoop: we are glad you made it
Merlyn: so Tor, you related to Tor Johnson?
H. Stones: thats very responsible of you Doc
Some Call Me Tim: Merlyn, remember when we decided to make a lampshade out of the landlord when we couldn't come up with the rent? Those were the days.
doctec: i'm good until about 11pm, if i don't get at least 7 hrs tonight i will not be worth much tomorrow
Tor Hershman: No, Poop
Dexter Fong: YEs, good to see you here again doc, and best to Lili
Merlyn: Then we found the rent behind the couch when we tried to hide the body! That's irony for you.
Tor Hershman: Aren't we all brothers and sisters in DNA, Merl
Principalpoop: don't argue with me, especially when i was not talking to you
Some Call Me Tim: I say "no poop" on a fairly irregular basis.
doctec: thanks dex - one of these weekends we should rendezvous at the film forum, send me email through my doctechnical.com web site - i fear i have lost your email addy
Tor Hershman: Sorry, Poop
llanwydd: you don't like your landlord, do you?
Principalpoop: don't apologize to me, you don't know me that well...
Dexter Fong: Doc: Film Forum? What's playin?
Merlyn: depends how he's cooked
llanwydd: I've always hated the word "landlord"
doctec: i had to mortgage the rent last month
Some Call Me Tim: And the police came by to question us and we were in a three-inch pool of blood? How we laughed.
Tor Hershman: Howz 'bout 'slum lord', Ll
doctec: so this month i have no choice but to rent the mortgage
Merlyn: but that was the teargas talking
Tor Hershman: Hey, Roger
H. Stones: lucky for you there was no incriminating evidence, Tim
doctec: i am being harrangued by a female kitty
Dexter Fong: If you laughed it was nitrous oxide
Merlyn: well, it smelled funny, that I remember
Tor Hershman: Nitric oxide for the blood flow, please
doctec: she is not happy she is not the center of her world right now - carry on without me for a few moments
Principalpoop: hi pussy pussy pussy
Dexter Fong: Doc: Better than being humped by a male doggie
Some Call Me Tim: Not only has there no incriminating evidence, we made pudding out of it the next afternoon.
Tor Hershman: PUSSY!!!
llanwydd: is teargas the opposite of laughing gas?
Tor Hershman: PuTwad
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "10:40 PM and late as usual, it's Bunnyboy, just back from Elmertown."
Bunnyboy: Ta-dah!
H. Stones: wb bun
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bun
Dexter Fong: lo' dere
Some Call Me Tim: "Pussy." No -- not quite woody. Although I respect your train of thought.
Merlyn: I had salami with mustard gas
donk: wb BB
||||||||| "10:41 PM? 10:41 PM!!" says Catherwood, "lililamont should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as lililamont enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Bunnyboy: Hi, all. Hail, and well met, Doctor T!
Dexter Fong: Tim: Ah...you seek another passage?
Merlyn: but not Colonel Mustard's gas, that'll kill ya
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Li
Principalpoop: hi lili
cease: hey lili!!!
H. Stones: Hi lilli
Merlyn: hey lilli
Bunnyboy: And Lili! Greets, ma'am!
Tor Hershman: MERL :-)
lililamont: Good to be back. It has been too long.
Some Call Me Tim: I can kill a bat with an artichoke.
Bunnyboy: Guess that's why my keyboard froze.
Dexter Fong: Merlyn< Salami and mustard gas? You're lucky, all we had was mud sandwiches with schrapnel
donk: been a long time for a few of us , tonite
lililamont: sounds tasty.
H. Stones: Luxury, Fong, we used to dream about shrapnel
lililamont: Right. such are the vagaries of life.
Dexter Fong: Hi lili, .....I didn't *here* youslip in
Principalpoop: i thought he said scrapple
Bunnyboy: Anybody else ever have problems with keyboards that, inexplicably, freeze out characters, at odd, infrequent intervals?
Tor Hershman: Long time, long time, chewy, chewy piles of snot last a long time, last a long time, last a long time.
Dexter Fong: Stones: There was plenty to go around, you just had to dig it out of the dead and/or wounded
lililamont: Dex: I'm very crafty and I know my appearance must be a surprise.
Some Call Me Tim: Viagra can take care of that.
cease: bunny did you get my message about ossman's idea for the wikirockoco
Principalpoop: th t never appe s t me
Bunnyboy: Has everybody dropped into WikiRococo?
cease: too many formats for me, i dont automarticlaly folow facebook which is ossman now
Bunnyboy: wiki.chromiumswitch.org
Tor Hershman: Yes, Bun, our Dell used to do that with the R key
Merlyn: I took a look bb
Merlyn: http://wiki.chromiumswitch.org
cease: doc and merl have way better things to do, eh
doctec: not yet - i barely have time to breathe these days
doctec: i plan to tho
Bunnyboy: How's breathin', doc and lili?
Tor Hershman: Breathin' is for stupid people
lililamont: I have problems with caps at the beginning of a sentence. but it may be my weak left pinky, since I use the method taught to me when I was 14.
Tor Hershman: Stupid, stupid, breathers
Some Call Me Tim: I can kill an artichoke with a bat. Still nothing.
doctec: as long as our noses don't submerge, bunny, just fine thanks
Tor Hershman: I can choke an art with a ........................
Bunnyboy: Well, my fangers are plenty strong. It's the dad-blasted QWERTY conspiracy!
lililamont: Hi, Bun. things have been strange. Doc and I went to Canada last weekend. My daughter lost sight in one eye. she may have MS.
Tor Hershman: I can bat an Art if it chokes on a link or letter
cease: oh no, lili
Merlyn: I can bend my mind with a fork
Principalpoop: fill in the blank tests, i always do well at those
Bunnyboy: It will usually happen in rows. Either the numbers row, or the QWERTY row, or the HGDJ, or the XNBVXM.
Principalpoop: i like to fill up a blank...
Bunnyboy: They take turns freezing up.
Tor Hershman: What kind of kids eat Armor hotdogs? The kind that need a quintuple bypass
Bunnyboy: But not entirely. Usually, 2 or 3 characters will function, the rest not.
llanwydd: LOL Tor
lililamont: Yes, Cat. she is scheduled for an MRI. Her diagnosis was optic neuritis, and that is a strong indicator of MS. If they find two or more brain lesions, then it will definitely be MS.
Some Call Me Tim: Whatever happened to Tor Johnson, anyway. The Swedish Nightengale.
doctec: i can fork my mind with the bends
Tor Hershman: Major bummer, Li
Tor Hershman: He dead, Tim
lililamont: Only after too much vodka can doctec do that.
Bunnyboy: lili: Oh, I'm so sorry! But, I have a friend with MS, who kicks it in the butt every day.
Tor Hershman: That was Angel no nightengale
doctec: one thing i can't do, however, is type faster than i can think
doctec: (not with any accuracy, at any rate)
Tor Hershman: Nighengale :-)
donk: yeah that sucks, lili, hope it works out for the best
Some Call Me Tim: The Sweidhs Nightgale is dead? You mean I have to rely on Vern Gagne for news?
doctec: the trip to canada was like "blink or you might miss it"
Tor Hershman: Heck, Tim, you need to check-out The Church Of Ed Wood
Merlyn: Yeah, hope it's less serious than that
Principalpoop: you went to canada and did not stop say hi to cat
Dexter Fong: Tim: What are you , a liberal, I listen to larry *the axe* Heenig
lililamont: Yeah, at least she should get care under the Canadian health system. But she said that drugs aren't covered, so her husband has to wait for three months to get drug coverage. he lost his job in decembe and just started working a week ago in a new job.
Tor Hershman: Rash Limp Pa
cease: hamilton is as far from vancouver as detroit is from here
Some Call Me Tim: I am starting the Maddog MaShawn Fan Club. If you wish to join, there is no membership fee but it's two out of three falls to the cancas.
doctec: drive up friday, work on pc stuff for eleni and crew saturday and early sunday, drive back sunday afternoon, got in at 1am, up at 6:30 to shower and head into work for what has been one of the grindiest weeks on record
lililamont: Principal: wrong side of Canada. It's a wide country.
cease: thousands of miles
doctec: i fell like i've worked for a month this week - and it's not friday yet.
ah,clem: good night everyone!
Principalpoop: night ahhhh, clem
doctec: night clem
lililamont: bon nuit, clem!
Some Call Me Tim: Whatever happened to Merlyn? We still owe that guy rent from 29 years ago.
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Clem
Principalpoop: thanks keeper of the root
Tor Hershman: Good show
donk: nite clem
Merlyn: night clem, thanks for the audio as usual
doctec: i wore my 'vancouver canada' baseball cap proudly
Tor Hershman: In Go D Wet Rust
doctec: it's still one of my faves
Merlyn: I didn't see me
Bunnyboy: nite, ahclem!
Dexter Fong: Tim: A pleasure to meet you...not many of us NWA/AWA fans of late 70's to mid 80"s
lililamont: i wore my Obama T-shirts and the Canucks loved it.
ah,clem :)
Some Call Me Tim: If you didn't see yourself, Merlyn, you're doing pretty good.
H. Stones: from the news i read, i am surprised that anyone is still working
Principalpoop: i pull legs and folks don't notice, am i pulling them wrong?
Merlyn: Hey Tim, click on the Nino link at the bottom, he knows where you live!
ah,clem: sorry Merl, I'll get ya twice next time
Dexter Fong: Night Clem
H. Stones: oh oh, looks like we lost a server
Dexter Fong: and thanks
Tor Hershman: You could pull the Wong legs much, in China, Poop
Principalpoop: the voice of ahhh, clem
doctec: well the unemployment rate is over 8 percent - which means that the remaining 92 percent or so have gainful employment - for now at any rate
donk: i've been less than an hour from the Canadian border for more than 4 years now, i'll get around to it one of these days
Merlyn: We still have a server, look: Catherwood, bring me a sanawitch
||||||||| Catherwood brings Merlyn a sanawitch.
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:54 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Tor Hershman: 92% - think again - many are NOT counted
Principalpoop: toad away
doctec: of course, when you consider the percentage of that 92 percent who are making do with work that doesn't pay a living wage, the statistics are more troubling
cease: merl are you involved in wikiroco at all?
lililamont: Donk: the worst think about going to Canada is coming back and dealing with the American goons of Homeland security.
Dexter Fong: Also, some of those 92% are slackers and dont count
cease: bunny? i emailed you abvout this
Tor Hershman: They do the unemployment rate BUT NOT the employment rate - it would NOT jive
Merlyn: True, I don't think my son counts as unemployed, he hasn't found work since he graduated college
donk: thanks JL, i mean ah clem
Some Call Me Tim: Professor Higgins was satisfied with his slippers; you have a have a sandwich.
Merlyn: I haven't done anything yet Cat, just promoted it a bit
cease: lili, the worst thiing about canada is that you and doc dont live here
Bunnyboy: Tor: That's right. The stats don't count the "jobless".
Tor Hershman: Goodnight, Clem - TTFN, All & & & stay on groovin' safari
doctec: i can drink a case of you, o canada
Merlyn: Wait, that means Eliza mistook Higgins for Bush?
Dexter Fong: Serfs up, Tor
Merlyn: ok Tor
Bunnyboy: They only count folks who qualify for unemployment.
llanwydd: LOL, Merl
Principalpoop: i love that bunny, what a scam...
lililamont: Did you guys hear or read about the guy from BC that asked the border guard in Washington state to say please when he was ordered out of his car? he was pepper sprayed and held for 3 hours and sent back to Canada, even though he has a house in washington state.
H. Stones: thats not very friendly lilli
Dexter Fong: Courtesy can be over-rated
Principalpoop: i am glad that personal tragedies like that are still considered news...
Merlyn: So did he say please or not?
doctec: as much as i would love to hang out longer, i have to tell you - this doctec is toast, he needs to crash post haste or he won't be at all functional for what promises to be yet another marathon slog through the day job
donk: does not supprise me, but no, hadn't heard about it
lililamont: When doc and I came through, the border guard seemed like he had a hard on for making people's lives miserable.
cease: there is a lot of paranoia now about drug wars, mexico, here etc. lots of dead people everywhere. very scary
Merlyn: Don't work too hard, doc
Dexter Fong: Here's a great factoid for you folks
doctec: i am really glad the weekend is coming up and (for the first time in a while) i have no plans or people breathing down my neck
Principalpoop: bravo for your hard work doc and lili, bravo, things will get better
doctec: for one thing and another
doctec: merl: too late, but thanks anyway
Dexter Fong: A clthed man jumped into the Niagara River yesterday and went over the falss (Canadian variety)
doctec: ooh a factoid:
lililamont: The Globe and Mail described it as an "international incident" and said that it was being lookied into.
doctec: i love factoids
doctec: are they as minty as altoids?
llanwydd: I heard the early reports of that, dex
doctec: dex: no friggin shite!
Dexter Fong: clothed....He survived the fall, a helicopter tried to rescue him
Principalpoop: people are not cattle, open all the effing borders
llanwydd: I heard he was in bad shape. I hope he gets better
Some Call Me Tim: Here is a factoid: There are not enough words that sound "woody" enough.
Dexter Fong: he kept swimming away from the people trying to save him
lililamont: Holy shit. that guy had something on his side.
doctec: at least he showed he is cultured (as opposed to the louts that jump off the american side of the falls)
Dexter Fong: and by the way, he was now naked
doctec: not to mention very cold
lililamont: No surprise there.
Merlyn: sounds like a magic trick
Bunnyboy: Did anyone else see last night's season opener of SOUTH PARK? It killed!
H. Stones: but a good swimmer none the less
Principalpoop: you are aspen for trouble there timman
Dexter Fong: Doc: YOu jumpr off the american side, you die...nothing but rocks...(very woody)
doctec: and on that note, i bid you all adieu and good night
lililamont: I see personal parts shrinking and they don't know that they're shrinking.
doctec: ttfn ttyl and all that
cease: its on here tomor night, bun
doctec: see you soon again i hope
Merlyn: nite doc
||||||||| Bambi enters at 11:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
doctec: bye (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bunnyboy: nite doc!
||||||||| "Hey doctec!" ... doctec turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:00 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
cease: sleep well, doc
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Night doc...
Principalpoop: hi bambi
Bambi: made it
Principalpoop: night doc
Dexter Fong: and Lili also (but not until you leave of course)
H. Stones: Hi Bambi
Principalpoop: you made it, you clean it up, that is the rule
Dexter Fong: WB Bambi
Bambi: hey Hemlock
lililamont: No, I think it's time for me to go, too. good night, all.
Bunnyboy: Hey, you never see doc and Bambi at the same time. Hmmmmm...
Principalpoop: hemlock is a wood
H. Stones: gnight lilli
||||||||| lililamont is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 11:02 PM.
Principalpoop: best of luck to all lili
Bambi: I went to turn on my netbook and get back in and could connect to the router but got no traffic lol
Merlyn: by the way Tim, we do this everything Thursday night
Some Call Me Tim: Yes, "hemock" is rather woody.
H. Stones: its also a stone Poop
Bambi: hey Lili!!
Bunnyboy: SOUTH PARK took on...The Mouse.
Bunnyboy: Yeah. THAT Mouse.
llanwydd: if hemlock is a wood, how did socrates drink it?
Some Call Me Tim: South Park ripped Disney? I wish I had seen it.
Bambi: darn ... missed her
Dexter Fong: He put it in a blender
cease: lol tim
Principalpoop: petrified, what happens when are near dick van dyke?
llanwydd: LOL, Dex
Dexter Fong: A hemlock smoothie
H. Stones: he put it in a blender i suppose, llan
Bunnyboy: nite Lili!
Some Call Me Tim: Yes, it was the original shaving cream.
cease: i laughed so i hard it bothered my dog.
Bambi: hey princep and Bunny and Tor
Principalpoop: like cream soda llan
cease: and when your dog is the size of a fridge, his agitation is not easily courted
Bambi: and has Tween changed his name to some call me Tim? or is that someone else?
H. Stones: well i have couted disaster, but never a fridge
Principalpoop: someone else
Merlyn: that's someone else bambi
cease: burma? shave
Bambi: hey Tim
Dexter Fong: I went out with a freezer once...she was cold
Bunnyboy: Enchanter: The SOUTH PARK folks have ALL their eps online. Lemme see if I can find it...
Principalpoop: tiny tim singing, the ice caps are melting...
Some Call Me Tim: I am "Tim," as some call me, and I am not "Tween." That's 20 dollars down and on the Dorothy Killgallen.
llanwydd: sounds like a steven wright joke, dex
Dexter Fong: I don't wanna get on dorothy parker
Merlyn: "Are you a type of food?"
Dexter Fong: er uh killgallen
Principalpoop: are you bigger than a bread box?
H. Stones: you might fall off, Fong
Bambi: well that's a horse of a different color and denomination
Dexter Fong: Not me stones, I've got "woody"
Merlyn: It's not a 50s gameshow if it doesn't have Kitty Carlisle
Bunnyboy: Yup. It's up at...
Bunnyboy: http://www.southparkstudios.com/
Principalpoop: don't look in the south end of a north bound horse
cease: your anme sounds like a lyric, tim
H. Stones: well i told you not to play with it so much, Fong
Some Call Me Tim: Bennett Cerf was always my main man.
llanwydd: "bigger than a bread box" always sounded stupid to me
Bambi: has the Gong Show gone off to sindication?
cease: now you can call me ray, or whatever that was. old riff
Dexter Fong: You gotta play if you don't wanna pay
Principalpoop: i never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer llan
llanwydd: first of all, I've never seen a bread box. I don't know what they look like. Then wouldn't different bread boxes be different sizes
H. Stones: well try and cut down a bit then
Some Call Me Tim: Thanks! I'll try to check out South Park online. Muchos gracias. No...not woody enough.
llanwydd: depending who makes them
cease: dedx, do you remember when dick gregory became popular?
cease: 50s?
H. Stones: use your loaf, llan
Principalpoop: no, that was arthur treacher
Bambi: glad to here it princep ... knives can be dangerous
Dexter Fong: Yeah, prolly, late 50's along with Lennie, and Mort sahl etc
Principalpoop: i never claimed i had my oars in the water
llanwydd: I remember treacher from the merv griffin show
Bambi: we have an ancient metal breadbox
llanwydd: as I'm sure most of you do as well
Dexter Fong: have a bread box?
Principalpoop: merv the perv
Principalpoop: we never had bread box
Bambi: yep...we keep noodles in it
llanwydd: I keep bread in a plastic bag. I'm sure it stays fresher than in a box
Bambi: and beans
Some Call Me Tim: Hello, I must be going. Thanks for the amusing chat. My name is Jay, but you doesn't has ta call me "Ray," just Johnson.
H. Stones: luxury, we were too poor to afford bread
Principalpoop: then it is a noodle box, geesh
Merlyn: I keep my bread under my matress, man
Bambi: dried beans that is
Principalpoop: noodle and bean box
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: is that a johnson in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Principalpoop: night johnson
Bambi: yeah brain food box lol
Principalpoop: night tor
Some Call Me Tim: I'm in my shorts, but thanks for asking.
Principalpoop: keeping brains in box, ewwww
Bambi: Yaws...
Bambi: errr, yawns
Merlyn: braaaaaains
Principalpoop: wrong chat, hehe
Bunnyboy: Nite, Tim!
Bunnyboy: Or Jay!
H. Stones: gnite tim
Principalpoop: she yaws
Merlyn: http://www.foxnews.com/images/497121/0_61_zombies_320.jpg
Bambi: easy for you to say ... you don't have a closet full of short pants
Some Call Me Tim: "Jiggers." No. Definitely not woody. No. No.
Principalpoop: i say you yaw bambi
Bambi: night tim
Dexter Fong: Bambi: How do you know what I got in my closet
Merlyn: (actual Texas highway sign)
Principalpoop: who are they calling an a-head?
Bambi: lol ...sorry was an "Arthur" quote ;-)
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu must have dialed Charge a-head
Principalpoop Insert Here...
Bambi: wow, really Merl?
Bambi: we have a few jiggers here in the hutch
Principalpoop: near the dallas banking district?
Merlyn: yes bambi
Dexter Fong: must leave to park car, you'll know me if you see me
Bambi: they are unfortunately empty though
Bambi: ok Dex...be safe
cease: come back dex, we miss you already
H. Stones: I have to go now too, time hasnt changed here yet and wont till April
Merlyn: http://news.aol.com/article/zombie-road-signs-attack-austin-texas/322482
Principalpoop: Hail Rita Fong
llanwydd: I doubt if I will see you park your car, dex
H. Stones: Take care everyone and stay safe till next week
llanwydd: Nite Stones!
Bambi: the capitol is not safe...neither is the capital
Principalpoop: sleep well your highness
Bunnyboy: Time for a meal. Nitey, gang!
llanwydd: sleep high, your wellness
Bambi: have a great night on the other side of the pond Stones
H. Stones: sweet dreams all
Principalpoop: bon ap bunnyboy, hip hop
||||||||| Around 11:15 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset...
Merlyn: watch for zombies, dex
Bambi: night Bunny
Merlyn: night stones
||||||||| H. Stones is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:15 PM.
Bambi: wow....that was rude catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Bambi and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
llanwydd: zombies on the streets of manhattan?
Bambi: be nice to Hemlock Stones
Principalpoop: no no bambi, stones loves it, he pays extra to be ejected
Bambi: lol
Merlyn: just texas, llan
cease: by bun
Merlyn: land of chainsaw massacres
Principalpoop: no zombies in virginia
llanwydd: must be hatian immigrants
Bambi: they redid "Last House on the Left"
Principalpoop: can we look in the basement?
Bambi: I saw the first one and it was gross and creapy enough ...
Principalpoop: i saw it with my highschools friends in ahh highschool
Bambi: I saw the First Last House on the Left
Principalpoop: the only way to watch horror movies
Bambi: lol
cease: i am here and not here
Principalpoop: why cat?
Bambi: I saw it in the theater many moons ago
Principalpoop: what was that movie
Bambi: can't wait to miss this one
Principalpoop: ahhh friday the 13th, i saw that and came home to an empty house
Principalpoop: i turned on every light in the house
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Some Call Me Tim - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: I bet!
llanwydd: I saw friday the 13th on tv. only because it was filmed very near the town I grew up in
llanwydd: and partly in the very town, if I remember right
Principalpoop: ewwww llan, run llan run
Bambi: yaws, jaundice ......... where are the really 'good' diseases tonight?
Bambi ;-)
Principalpoop: maybe not too bad on tv, with commercials and stuff
llanwydd: I thought it was boring
Bambi: I lived near where they shot amityville horror
Principalpoop: and the shining? no tingles?
Principalpoop: what does scare you?
Bambi: was glad when they were done ... couldnt get through town lol
llanwydd: I've only seen the shining on a small screen
Principalpoop: ewww amityville horror too
llanwydd: One Step Beyond used to scare me
Bambi: jack is scary in that movie ... the shining
llanwydd: I don't know why
Principalpoop: yes he is
Principalpoop: i don't recall that llan
Principalpoop: scanners, with the actual exploding heads was fun
llanwydd: it was a tv show, princ
Bambi: loved twightlight zone, outer limits...we will control the vertical, we will control the horizontal
Principalpoop: with leonard nimoy?
Principalpoop: some of those are classics
llanwydd: the only movie that actually scared me was the original version of The Fly
Bambi: scanners was interesting .. the first one
Principalpoop: more intellectual fear than the friday 13th guy pouncing from closets and such
Principalpoop: they made more than 1?
llanwydd: usually if a horror movie is very extreme I am revolted instead of scared
Bambi: yeah, the original 'the fly' was kewl ... also iike goldblum's version too
Bambi: yeah, I think they did princep ... think they did 2 or 3 of them lol
Bambi: either that or it turned into a tv show
Principalpoop: the exorcist was not as horrible i thought, but it became a major film
llanwydd: now that I think of it, the original "Fall of the House of Usher" gave me chills as well
Bambi: george c scott was scary in fire starter
Principalpoop: cool, like the fugitive, except with exploding heads too haha
Principalpoop: all of poes stuff is disturbing
Bambi: that about sums it up princep lol
Bambi: yeah, it is
llanwydd: I saw Scanners when it came out because it only cost a dollar to see it
Bambi: I love Poe's stuff
Principalpoop: sure
Principalpoop: that damn heart
Principalpoop: vincent price did a bunch of his stuff
llanwydd: I've read nearly all of Poe
Bambi: lol
Merlyn: Well, I'm going to cut out now too, see you next week
llanwydd: Nite Merlyn
Principalpoop: thanks M! have a super week
Bambi: I thought I loved horror flicks till they started with the slasher flicks
||||||||| Merlyn is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:28 PM.
Principalpoop: sure, blood for the sake of blood
Principalpoop: and the silly box thing and pin cushion guy, come on....
Bambi: see ya Merl...have a great week
Bambi: yeah princep
llanwydd: to me, horror movies are karloff, lugosi, chaney jr, cushing, lee...
Bambi: and freddy and jason
Bambi: and last house on the left
Principalpoop: right on llan
Bambi: me too llanwydd
llanwydd: the horror genre ended with Horror Hotel for me
Principalpoop: the actors were so inane, i was rooting for jason and freddie
llanwydd: that was the last of the atmospheric horror films
Bambi: wolfman, dracula, frankenstein ... that's frankensteen!
Bambi: I did enjoy the hitchcock thrillers too
Principalpoop: mel brooks is a genius
Principalpoop: sure, another genius
Bambi: yeah, mel brooks is genius for sure
llanwydd: I don't know. I thought mel brooks lost his edge after silent movie
Principalpoop: birds, i was scared of birds for a long time after that one
Principalpoop: he might have, i cannot think of any new ones he has done...
llanwydd: spaceballs was pretty lame
llanwydd: good concept though
Bambi: I still get weirded out when the sparrows are flying ... hey another one that I actualy did like ... Dark Half and many other stephen king movies even the slasher ones
Principalpoop: it became a cartoon series, i saw one by mistake
Principalpoop: stephen king has his moments
Bambi: but I read his books too
Principalpoop: sure, i started with the stand
Bambi: I think I read Thinner first then the stand
Principalpoop: my sister reads all that stuff
Bambi: Thinner was done by his 'alter ego' I think wasn't it?
Dexter Fong: Back up
Principalpoop: no idea
Principalpoop: wb fong, that was fast
Bambi: wb Dex
Principalpoop: speaking of horror movies, here's fong
Dexter Fong: Yes, wife had stashed a spot for me
Principalpoop: ahh scams
llanwydd: a dog?
Dexter Fong: Velcome to my castle poop
Bambi: Richard Bachman ... Stephen King's alter ego :-)
Dexter Fong: It's a white castle
Principalpoop: i will report you to the authorities, unless you contribute to my election campaign fong
Dexter Fong: Try a bloody slider,
Principalpoop: sliders?
Bambi: all those tiny square burgers ... my dad used to love those
Dexter Fong: Oh..you vant more?
Principalpoop: ewwww
Principalpoop: no, the size of a half dollar, with too much onions
Dexter Fong: It's made with arterial blood from the necks of wirgins
Principalpoop: you could buy a bag of them
Dexter Fong: with too much onions
Bambi: my dad did and would eat half a dozen of em
Bambi: lol
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Principalpoop: i like onions, these were minced, slimy onions
Bambi: ok
Dexter Fong: they're slimy because of the blood
Dexter Fong: be right back gotta make tea for wife]
Bambi: I love onions ... Roy Rogers has some good sandwiches on onion rolls
Principalpoop: another restaurant like jack in the box, not considered viable unless all other restaurants are closed
Bambi: ok, hi to Mrs Fong
Principalpoop: we don't have a roy rogers near us :(
Principalpoop: teamaker
Principalpoop: and yes, greetings, the better half of fong
Bambi: key maker?
llanwydd: I don't remember ever eating at roy rogers
Principalpoop: we don't have a boston chicken near us, or polo loco, or taco bueno
Bambi: not bad if you ever get a chance
Principalpoop: good food llan
Principalpoop: used to be anyway
Principalpoop: arthurs treachers was good
Principalpoop: sad they closed up
Bambi: like chick filet too ... supposedly their chicken is cooked in peanut oil and they have good cole slaw and delicious sweet iced tea
Principalpoop: much better than long john silvers
llanwydd: my favorite fast food chain is pizza hut
Bambi: haven't seen an arthur treachers since i was up north
Principalpoop: chick filet is good
llanwydd: I don't care for too many others
llanwydd: I like subway as well
Principalpoop: pizza hut good, expensive, i just buy frozen pizzas on sale or make my own
Principalpoop: subway should have a drive through, it is just a sandwich
llanwydd: when I go out it's usually for curry
Bambi: pizza hut .. I enjoy that too ... but prefer real pizza parlors and they dont really have many down south ... gotta go up north for decent pizza and subs
Principalpoop: roanoke sucks for good pizza and subs
Bambi: I do like subway too
Principalpoop: even the rib places are overpriced and i can cook it better
Bambi: it's that way in all of virginia princep :-(
Dexter Fong: back
Principalpoop: i tried a new mexican restaurant, it was horrible
Bambi: we don't eat out ... we prefer our own cooking too lol
llanwydd: funny I can't think of any chinese ff chains
Principalpoop: i could it make better and i am about as mexican as cease
Principalpoop: i don't know of any llan
Bambi: they have a bunch of mexican restaurants and they all stink except one particular la tolteca around here
Principalpoop: here is a fun story, a new japanese restaurant opened near us
Bambi: there are a bunch of chinese ff chains and they aren't very good
Dexter Fong: he he
llanwydd: I think a curry franchise would do well
Principalpoop: i called for carry out, a salad comes with it, what dressing did I want? oil and vinegar, she got confused....
Dexter Fong: llan: There's one in new york and it sucks
Principalpoop: had to finally put the manager on
Dexter Fong: poop: Did they have brue cheese dlessing?
llanwydd: LOL dex
Principalpoop: yes and ranch and
Bambi: prefer a real chinese restaurant where I can get real mongolian beef or other good stuff ... most don
Bambi: most don't even have real green tea these days ...sigh
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I'm surpprised...China has mongolia...and tibet too
Bambi: lol
llanwydd: middle eastern is one of my very favorite cuisines
Principalpoop: this was sushi, pure sushi stuff, they had no idea about oil and vinegar for a salad dressing
Principalpoop: scared, eating sushi from restaurant that was completely empty of customers
llanwydd: I managed an arabic restaurant back in 1987. the chef and owner was lebanese american
Bambi: there was one place up north that had the best sweet and sour barbequed ribs (chinese restaurant)
Dexter Fong: Poop: Shoulda asked for soy and sesame oil
llanwydd: he only stayed open for one tourist season in newport, ri
Principalpoop: ewww fong
Dexter Fong: Why ewww?
Principalpoop: on lettuce?
Dexter Fong: What's the big deal...people put all kinds of stuff on lettuce
Principalpoop: ewwww
Dexter Fong: open your palette...now, breathe in
Principalpoop: sesame oil and some vinegar and salt and pepper, might be ok
Bambi: I like chicken salad with walnuts or pecans and seedless red grapes
llanwydd: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bambi: on lettuce lol
Dexter Fong: rice wine vinegar
llanwydd: I think I did you one better there
Principalpoop: waldorf kinda thing
Dexter Fong: another parochial eater heard from "eeeeeeewwww"!
Bambi: it's very good but some places don't cut the grapes ... wastes the taste that way
Bambi: I like to make it myself and get it done right
Principalpoop: don't forget the apples and mayonaise
Dexter Fong: I like my grapes peeled....on the thighs of 16 year old Cuban wirgens
Dexter Fong: did I forget the blood?
Principalpoop: right, don't forget the apples and mayonaise for them too fong
Bambi: want the skins on the grapes just cut in half
Dexter Fong: Always put mayo on the apples when bobbing for them...more slippery that blood
Dexter Fong: than
Principalpoop: you are bloody minded tonight fong, see somebody about that
Bambi: my mother used to make apple, raisin, mayo salad
Dexter Fong: Blood oranges, my favorite nightcap
Dexter Fong: Bambi: YOu folks was either really poor or really southren
llanwydd: blood orange is the best citrus of all
Dexter Fong: or both
llanwydd: second best fruit next to mango
Bambi: my mother was southern and we was poor too lol
Principalpoop: kroger had grapefruit on sale, the size of a full paper bag, but i was not sure i could eat all that
Bambi: I even ate onion and mustard sandwiches growing up
Dexter Fong: Bambi: My mother was from Va and boy could she not cook
Bambi: and liked 'em
Principalpoop: my mom was pure california, poor and we had that same salad bambi
llanwydd: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: try it llan
Bambi: and when there was no jelly or jam in the house, it was peanut butter and mayo
Principalpoop: no no no no
Bambi: or just peanut butter
llanwydd: believe it or not, I have known some excellent cooks from VA
Principalpoop: i had a friend who did that, i almost tackled him to make him stop
||||||||| 11:57 PM: ah,clem jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Principalpoop: refused to watch him eat it
llanwydd: all related to me
Bambi: we had spaghetti a lot too
Dexter Fong: "Everything goes ________ mayo" Old southren housewifes adage
Principalpoop: wb ahhhh, clem
Dexter Fong: hey clem, didn't recognize you voice
Bambi: and hot dogs and bologna ... to the point I couldn't eat peanut butter or hot dogs or bologna for years lol
ah,clem: try apple rasin and whipped cream, beats mayo hands down
Principalpoop: peanuts and ham, hardly the basis of a respected cuisine
Principalpoop: ohh nooo ewwww
Bambi: yeah, that would be good Clem
llanwydd: one thing my VA relatives never served me was spaghetti
Principalpoop: i am still sick of bologna
Bambi: well, my dad made wonderful spaghetti and he was german ... great chili too
llanwydd: bologna is my least favorite cold cut
Principalpoop: used to be my favorite, warm and squooshed in the little paper bag
Dexter Fong: AH...Mom's spaghetti...the meatballs were small but incredibly hard and the pasta was mushy...thank god for the canned sauce
ah,clem: we enjoy a good spaghetti
Bambi: german bologna is good if sliced thinly
llanwydd: but I think if I ever tried mortadella I would hate that even worse
ah,clem: but we make our own sauce
Principalpoop: that is amazing bambi
Bambi: yes we do Clem ....yummmm
Dexter Fong: Mortadella is good llan...you gotta get over these food aversions
Principalpoop: liverwurst in the spaghetti sauce and chili? lol
Bambi: and some amazing mushroom soup too
Principalpoop: bratwurst
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
ah,clem: bologna is survival food, just like in pre school
Bambi: I like liverwurst but only certain kinds
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu gotta try pasta with saurkraut
Bambi: brtwurst
llanwydd: I had bratwurst today
Bambi: bratwurst ...yumm
llanwydd: beer brats
Principalpoop: i love sauerkraut
Dexter Fong: and a couple of blood sausages
Principalpoop: not good with with brats
Dexter Fong: with with
Principalpoop: oops or wurtz
Bambi: had homemade chicken chow mein ala real cabbage ... no bok choy in the house
llanwydd: there is my least favorite sausage, blutwurst
Dexter Fong: First thtar thtar I see see tonight
Principalpoop: how did that turn out?
Bambi: I love saurkraut
Dexter Fong: llan: Blutwurst is Irish
Principalpoop: i said that first bambi
ah,clem: still trying to figure out where she got the chicken....
Principalpoop: i have been making potato soup, ohhh that is good
llanwydd: oh that guy
Bambi: especially with mustard and onions on stadium hot dogs
Principalpoop: have you seen root recently ahh, clem
Dexter Fong: Poop: Do you use leeks in it
Bambi: from the baked chicken
ah,clem: yes, Root is right here
llanwydd: I really need to cut down on meat
llanwydd: too much is not healthy
Dexter Fong: Clem: Does he have all his parts?
Principalpoop: ok, he was not the chicken then lol
Bambi: potato soup with spring onions or leeks is great
Bambi: hi root
Principalpoop: no leeks, just carrots, onions, potatos
Dexter Fong: The leek is a wonderful vegetable
Bambi: yep
Principalpoop: butter and beef broth
Bambi: carots, onions/spring onions/leeks and potatoes and a little fried bacon
llanwydd: yes, you could say the leek is the symbol of my heritage
ah,clem: ok, looked at that dish, and looked like chicken was still there, and then looked at fresh chicken, that was intact, so was about to go out and count roosters....
Principalpoop: bay leaf, salt and pepper, i think that is it
llanwydd: so is the coal mine
Dexter Fong: and fairly cheap too and adds gobs of flavor to any housewives menu
Bambi: for taste
Bambi: basil ... sweet basil
Dexter Fong: Leeks were found second only to blood by 9 out of ten doctors
ah,clem: was very good Bambi,
Bambi: lol clem
Principalpoop: getting fancy, i was already concerned about adding the bayleaf lol
Bambi: thanks Clem ... glad you enjoyed it
Bambi: and don't forget the fresh rolls to have with it
Dexter Fong: It's chicken pot pie tonight at rooosterama
Bambi: the potato soup
Dexter Fong: Winners walk and losers are plated
Principalpoop: no bread needed, just a big spoon and keep your fingers away from my eating area
Bambi: I thought if I cut it right and cooked it right, that it would almost make up for the lack of bok choy
cease: am i alone?
Bambi: lol princep
Dexter Fong: you gotta clone?
Principalpoop: never alone cat
Bambi: no bread needed but dipping it is very good
cease: a friend was over. i wasnt here for awhile
llanwydd: well, I'm going to bed. see you next chat.
Dexter Fong: we didn't notice =))
cease: ddint know if i was joingin in progress or history
Bambi: fresh garlic/cheese rolls or garlic bread
cease: good for y'all , dex
Dexter Fong: Night llan, open that palette
Principalpoop: you told you were here and not here, i took a guess at not here when you said nothing for a long time
Principalpoop: night llan, good luck
cease: good dreams, llan
ah,clem: root on lap can't type; next time
Bambi: wb cat ... missed your food input ... we're talking cookin'
||||||||| At 12:09 AM, ah,clem scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Cat: We've been talking about food
Bambi: night llanwydd
Bambi: have a good one
Principalpoop: i finally can make garlic bread, it was too easy lol
cease: ill read log later
Dexter Fong: Night clem and muchas gracious
cease: has anyone watched my blog?
Dexter Fong: I have
Bambi: yeah, it is really easy to make fresh garlic bread
cease: great footage of ice scupture melting to great music
Bambi: I have off and on cat
Principalpoop: the video had trouble loading, i was going to try it again later
Bambi: hadn't been there in a couple weeks since our connection has been iffy
Principalpoop: they are calling for snow for us bambi, you too?
Bambi: it's funny the things you will learn to eat if you are hungry enough .... speaking of when I was growing up in a house of 8 people
Dexter Fong: SNOW FOR VA? no snow in our forecast
cease: yes i put it up in 2 dif versions but only ne is sitll there
Principalpoop: i used to love chicken gizzards
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Did you know any of those people?
cease: we had snow earlier this week.
cease: its fucing canada
Principalpoop: ok, i was seeing 2, but the first required and unknown unavailable plug in
Principalpoop: the second started and then stalled, i was going to try it again later
Bambi: hope not Dex ... but in western va my sister said they were calling for it ...not on the eastern coast though unless they throw us a curveball
Dexter Fong: Hope not too Bambi, for all and any of us
Bambi: still love chicken livers
Dexter Fong: I do
Principalpoop: ewwww,
Principalpoop: i like them fried, when young
Principalpoop: no more
Dexter Fong: Pasta Caruso...a chicken liver dish
cease: i would rather be in anothe4r universe than any kinda livers
Bambi: I fry them, sometimes with breading and sometimes just in butter and pepper
Principalpoop: good, you and bambi can eat cat's and my share of the damn things lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: Well youre in this one pilgrim so bellyup to them chicken livers
cease: dex, did you ever getback to me on dick gregory?
cease: he's almost as old as you
Dexter Fong: Yes cat
cease: my memorrtie and yours are not in the same mortification
Dexter Fong: He was a late 50's figure to mid 70s prolly along with Lennie, Mort Sahl, Newhart, Mike Nichols and Elaine May
Principalpoop: ahhh, i found some big t-bones 4 dollars a pound
cease: i thought a lot of him. maybe you didint
Principalpoop: i would eat them every day
Dexter Fong: Poop: That's a really good price
cease: but he sia dhthis today.
Bambi: but I don't eat sweatrolls, chitlins, pigs feet, or collards
Principalpoop: yes sir
cease: lenny could be performing, and a guy could drop a cup, and lenny could do half an hour of killer material on just that cup
Principalpoop: my brother will gnaw on a pigsfoot for hours
Bambi: but I do enjoy a pickled egg (if pickled in MY pickled beets) otherwise yuk
Dexter Fong: Cat: He was a groundbreaking stand up in a time when comedy was really reigning supreme
Dexter Fong: Godfrey Cambridge anothe great one
Bambi: and I love homemade bean soups
cease: i loved cambridge. i had his album, smuggled into my house when black was supposed to be the colour of the help only
Principalpoop: bean soups are delicious too, i stay with potatos for the side effects
cease: thank yo for not being deaf to your time, dex
Principalpoop: i need to try a split pea soup
Principalpoop: maybe after the easter ham
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yo' wlecome massah
cease: i just hoght, if i were born in 1932, i'd lok at the world a whole alot differently
Bambi: yeah, great if homemade
cease: and if i had his genius, it would be a differnt world
Dexter Fong: Cat: So would I
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: gil scott heron got eaten up
Dexter Fong: llan has returned to the underworld where there is blood for everyone
Dexter Fong: and verything
Principalpoop: he has gone one step beyond or whatever
Dexter Fong: gil scott heron's life will not be televised
cease: but there are high schole students today who come here toi look for otherss who want to alkt aovbut firesigb stuyff
Bambi: well, now that's an intense disease lol
cease: my abvlity to talk is rare
Dexter Fong: Cat: I was with you for most of that sentence but you dropped off my radar
Principalpoop: c heard you complain bambi hehe
cease: living in the bottle
Dexter Fong: Sylvia Plath?
cease: i meant, there are young people
Bambi: complain?
Principalpoop: Sylvia's mother
Dexter Fong: not anymore
cease: whose parents perhapss
cease: leanr of friesng?
cease: the facebook tihng and others seem to be high school things
Dexter Fong: leaner than freezing?
Principalpoop: i thought you did not like how c was getting rid of people tonight..
cease: i can almost not see here, eh
Dexter Fong: who's "c"?
Bambi: cat was getting rid of people tonight?
Dexter Fong: and what has happened to his "cose"
Principalpoop: you have your dad's spaghetti recipe? always looking for good ones...
cease: yes i am obnoxious
Principalpoop: catherwood bambi
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Principalpoop and queries "Do you have something for me to do?"
Dexter Fong: Fish are obnoxious
cease: i shold patent it.
Bambi: oh cather wood
Bambi: lol
cease: eau de cease.
Bambi: lol
cease: one whiff and you're off
Principalpoop: noxious perhaps, but not obnoxious
Dexter Fong: no man, *you* deceased
Bambi: the ejecting of people
Principalpoop: quite
Dexter Fong: don't chat your finger at me, daddy-oh
Bambi: didn't think you could have meant Cat lol
Principalpoop: where is your friend desist cease?
Principalpoop: usually seen together
Dexter Fong: guys and gal, I gotta kinda mosey-like on out here-a-bouts
cease: meeting you people here year after year has been one of tthe great delights of my life
Dexter Fong: Back atcha cat
Bambi: have a great one Dex
Principalpoop: it is getting late, hold that bus, look for that recipe bambi, danke
Bambi: and ours too Cat
Dexter Fong gives cease "knuckles"
Dexter Fong: Night Dear Firends
Bambi: gotta head out too ... falling asleep here and eyes are crossing lol
Principalpoop: huh? you need to get out more cat lol
cease: off we drift
Principalpoop: night all :D
cease: more what, poor?
Principalpoop: same bat time, same bat station
cease: yes i feel i need to do more wrigting, filiming, etc
Bambi: nytol ... have a greta week
Bambi: a great week too
Principalpoop: do it, let the fire of creativity burn bright
cease: beauty must be recorded
Principalpoop: night night
||||||||| Bambi says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bambi exits at 12:27 AM.
||||||||| 12:27 AM -- Principalpoop left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: off we go
||||||||| cease dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's cease?! It's 12:28 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elmer plummets into the garden at 1:28 AM.
Elmer: I seem to have landed with a Fudd.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bightrethighrehighre gets out at 1:40 AM.
Bightrethighrehighre: .....where did (almost) everybody go....????
Bightrethighrehighre: .....I smell breakfast....
Bightrethighrehighre: LOOK!!!! golden stairs that.... lead..... to .....a........waffle house.....????
Bightrethighrehighre: ....gawd-dahhhh-mighteee, I'M HUNGRY....!!!!
||||||||| It's 2:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Elmer: How waffle!
||||||||| It's 2:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| donk - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
ATweenyByAnyOtherName
Bambi
Bightrethighrehighre
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
donk
Elayne
Elmer
FreshPrinceOfWales
FreshPrinceOfWhales
H. Stones
Harvey Binger of Naughtingham
lililamont
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop
Some Call Me Tim
ThurstonTweenIII
Tor Hershman URL References:
http://209.51.162.173:9534/
http://airamerica.com/breakroomlive
http://icecast.oncomputers.info:8000/cni
http://news.aol.com/article/zombie-road-signs-attack-austin-texas/322482
http://torhershman.blogspot.com/
http://wiki.chromiumswitch.org
http://www.cniradio.com/donations.htm
http://www.foxnews.com/images/497121/0_61_zombies_320.jpg
http://www.southparkstudios.com/
www.sxsw.com

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"