Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
01/15/2009

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 15, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 6:46 AM: Fire-Fi-Fo_Fum-broiled jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Fire-Fi-Fo_Fum-broiled: My fellow Americans:
This morning, at 6:25 A. M.,
Pacific Standard time,
combined elements of the Imperial Japanese navy and air force
ruthlessly attacked our naval base at Pearl Harbor in the Hawaiian Islands.

I have conferred this morning with Congress
and the Chiefs of Staff in emergency session.
We have reached our rendezvous with destiny!
It is our unanimous and irrevocable decision
that the United States of America
unconditionally surrender!

And now, my wife and I would like to return with you

for the thrilling conclusion of “Private Nick Danger, Third Eye.”
Fire-Fi-Fo_Fum-broiled: Flex the hex, Dex - - - ter!!
||||||||| Around 6:47 AM, Fire-Fi-Fo_Fum-broiled walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (7:59 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
ah,clem: CNi: "a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9:15 eastern, Folks
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9:15 eastern, Folks'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| ah,clem rushes off, saying "8:17 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Bubba's Brain bounds in at 8:31 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bubba's Brain: "...a small band of fanatics demands total obedience to an oppressive ideology, condemns women to subservience..." Republicans?
Bubba's Brain: "Murdering the innocent to advance an ideology is wrong every time, everywhere." -- GWB. Irony deficiency?
||||||||| 8:32 PM -- Bubba's Brain left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:42 PM and late as usual, it's Bubba's Brain, just back from Elmertown."
Bubba's Brain: Comparing the transcript of Bush's farewell (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/01/15/politics/bush_legacy/main4726092.shtml) with the official Bush Farewell drinking game (http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=62417251760&ref=nf) to see how drunk I should be.
||||||||| "Hey Bubba's Brain!" ... Bubba's Brain turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:44 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Dexter Fong in through the front door at 8:49 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: Oh! Broiled-San, is it ever to be thus? We meet only in shadow of your bold italics. Like tiny messengers that have wrong address, no communication!!!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:57 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dexter Fong: 'allo Merlyn
Merlyn: hello dex
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: YOu getting that really wicked cold weather?
Merlyn: yeah, should warm up the next couple days
Dexter Fong: Might get up to zero even?
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 15, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: it should be in the 20s
Merlyn: quite a swing
Dexter Fong: Brake out the tshirts and shorts
Dexter Fong: Break
Merlyn: spring break
||||||||| Catherwood enters with ah,clem close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
Dexter Fong: Girls gone cold
Merlyn: going to make an omelette, back in a bit
Dexter Fong: Hiya Clem
ah,clem: hi Dex,Merl
Dexter Fong: Can't make an omelet without braking eggs
||||||||| Catherwood leads llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (9:03 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
llanwydd: Good Evening!
llanwydd: catherwood, make merlyn an omelette
||||||||| Catherwood hands merlyn an omelette.
llanwydd: if I may say, catherwood seems to have an easy job
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear llanwydd
Dexter Fong: It's not so much a job as a hobby
Merlyn: back
Dexter Fong: His real job is stunting trees
llanwydd: well, when is the last time he made an omelette
||||||||| Outside, the 9:10 PM uptown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Bubba's Brain coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwydd: all he does is hand them out
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cease disembarks at 9:10 PM.
llanwydd: Hey Bub!
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
Dexter Fong: Hiyah cat
llanwydd: Hey Cat!
cease: hi gang
Merlyn: hi cat, bb
Merlyn: late hi to clem too
cease: did anyone see the new pbs series about american comedy last night?
cease: it featured cheech and chong but no firesign
llanwydd: missed that
Dexter Fong: Nope but will prolly catch it in interminable reruns
Bubba's Brain: Yep. Can't beleive they.... oh you beat me to it cat.
cease: cheech and chong complained, they're mexican and canadian, why were they in a series about american comedy
Merlyn: didn't see it cat
cease: maybe in one of the other episodes but i'm not holding my breath
cease: they featured some comics i'd never heard of, but of course not the firesign
Bubba's Brain: They skimmed quickly over highlights. Just that I think there were higher lights to skim.
llanwydd: I saw the documentary about tommy but that was on so many times it was hard to miss
Merlyn: hey cat, it's done by rhino records
cease: what is?
Merlyn: http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Make-Em-Laugh-Funny-Business-America-DVDs-Announced/10906
llanwydd: I hope at least they mentioned steven wright
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:14 PM, dragging Elayne by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
llanwydd: that guy is hilarious
Elayne: Evenin' all! Hope everyone's keeping warm.
llanwydd: Hi Elayne!
Bubba's Brain: No, but there are more episodes to come, ll.
llanwydd: 6 below here
Bubba's Brain: E!
cease: thanks merl
cease: it was great to see lord buckly with groucho
cease: but everyone who cares has already seen it on youtube
cease: hey el!
llanwydd: youtube shuts down my msntv2
Elayne: Good grief, be careful Llan!
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Elayne
llanwydd: only about half the time actually
Elayne: Hello again, Dex. :) Does this mean I'm "seeing" you three times in one week? :)
Merlyn: hi E
llanwydd: you're not kidding, E
cease: that boko i ordered about vermeer finally showed up yesterday
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Who's counting?
cease: so i'll be ready when i review his paintings at the met and the frick
Bubba's Brain: I guess the geese went on strike today.
Elayne: I hear that in MN it was like 50 below zero w/ the wind chill. They actually had to close down some ski resorts. Too cold for skiing! My word.
Elayne: Met and Frick, great vaudeville team...
cease: just got Heat, about Babbo and The Man Who Ate the World, which is more what I want to do, from the library today
llanwydd: I don't know how much longer I'm going to put up with this weather without cancelling my subscription
cease: World begins with him having dinenr with Robuchon in Vegas
Merlyn: -14 right now
llanwydd: no, actually I'd like to live here half the year
cease: later a chapter about keller and the nyc restaurants
llanwydd: others do
Dexter Fong: Bush announced that the surviing geese were in the cvustody of homeland security, and on their way to Goose bay Labrador where they were to be earth-boarded until they confessed
cease: live where, llan?
cease: are they going to make gray goose vodka out of them?
cease: doc and lili would approve
Bubba's Brain: Yeah, but the distillery is a jet engine.
llanwydd: well, you probably know I live in new york state but if I had my way I'd spend the cold months in florida
cease: i see our local Jean George opens next week
Dexter Fong: It's the Future!!!!!
cease: yes llna, makes sense
cease: avoid cold
cease: i also try to avoid heat though
Dexter Fong: Avoid all extremeties
cease: though hopefully i'll enjoy the Buford book
Bubba's Brain: like fingers?
cease: not All, dex
cease: happily i can type with two hands again now
llanwydd: well, you need some extremities
Dexter Fong: And a splendid job you're doing also
Dexter Fong: Yea!
Bubba's Brain: I knew a man with no extremities. They called him Matt. (old joke, I know)
cease: wow, obscure but great choices, clem
Merlyn: I knew one who swam - bob
Dexter Fong: lol M&BB
cease: lol
ah,clem: from the book of truely tasteless jokes if I recall correctly (Matt)
llanwydd: what's on cni?
Dexter Fong: Just Folks
cease: "can type" is to be taken with a grain of, someting
ah,clem: just folks, a firesign chat
Dexter Fong: A grain of alcohol
llanwydd: I'll see if I can find just folks
ah,clem: and just folks, tv or not tv later
llanwydd: I actually have it on vinyl and cassette
Elayne: Ah, the love letter to Jimmy Carter. I liked that album a lot.
llanwydd: I have tv or not tv as well
Elayne: Butterfly 001!
ah,clem: good, then you can play along, :)
Dexter Fong: E: Was that the movie with Elizabeth Taylor?
cease: i bought the vinyl alubm when it cam eout then left it at someobody's house and didnt hear it again til i got the cassette many years later
Elayne: "Ree-fusin' drugs... sheeit..." :)
Elayne: It was the record label number (or something like it), Dex...
Dexter Fong: Not your problem E
Elayne: I must admit I winced a little at Peter doing an "urban black" kind of voice, but that fake PSA was quite amusing.
cease: anyone watch the peter coyote speech posted on huff po recently?
llanwydd: I love that character, Pills. Very well written character
cease: its a speech about emmet grogan, his old pal. he says emmet could go to dinner with tuesday weld and liz taylor and then come home and claim marrilyn monroe was there
Dexter Fong: E: That was Bergmans fall back impression
Bubba's Brain: Also MSUG120 -- geez, I actually had to look that up. Used to know all my SKUs by heart.
cease: from the san francisco mime troup- diggers,
cease: i think of the firesign as a kin of them, and that whole movement in those days
Elayne: Oh cool, I didn't realize it was based on a real person.
cease: listening to coyote talk about grogan in the mid 60s i can hear their shows in the background
llanwydd: I never thought about that comparison, cat
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'H. Stones ', just granted probation at 9:28 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Elayne: Oh, never mind, I thought you were talking about PB, not PC...
Dexter Fong: Hey Stones
Elayne: Evenin' Stones!
cease: if you listen to coyotes speech, its very much like bergman in his earliest incarnations on the radio
llanwydd: Howdy Stones!
cease: stones
Merlyn: hey stones
Bubba's Brain: Hey H.
Dexter Fong: Squirells
llanwydd: I'd love to hear the earliest Oz recordings
H. Stones : I have found Honey
Merlyn: ha, Nino has BB in Illinois, but it is off south america
Dexter Fong: How is she Stones?
H. Stones : she has secured the part of the Lady of the Camelias, currently playing in a hospital bed near Taos
Bubba's Brain: I get around.
H. Stones : flowers, grapes, chocolates and hundred dollar bills are all quite acceptable
||||||||| Catherwood escorts H. Sanchez into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:31 PM, then departs.
cease: the bees must be pissed off, stones
Dexter Fong: Hi Honey, how are you?
cease: greetings mz sanchez
Elayne: Evenin' Honey!
H. Sanchez: thanks catherwood! just put my walker over there please
||||||||| Catherwood puts H. Sanchez's walker over there.
H. Sanchez: hello everyone
llanwydd: and here she is
llanwydd: how have you been, HS?
Merlyn: hi hon
Dexter Fong: low knee
H. Sanchez: I am alive & well...still in the hospital but hope to break out soonest
Dexter Fong: I'm glad to hear you're on the mend Honey
cease: get well soonest
H. Sanchez: Happy New Year to you all
Dexter Fong: afkfr
H. Sanchez: thanks cat
H. Sanchez: catherwood please pour me a stiff upper lip with a twist
||||||||| Catherwood gives H. Sanchez a stiff upper lip with a twist.
llanwydd: you know, I just recently found out your name was from the Dear Friends album
H. Sanchez: mine??
llanwydd: I acquired that album after not hearing it for about 25 years and heard the name again and I said "I know that name"
H. Sanchez: yes...an associate of Hemlock's of course a minor player
llanwydd: unless honey sanchez is your real name
H. Sanchez: hehe naw it sure ain't
Elayne is watching Rachel Maddow tear into Bush's farewell speech... very funny...
H. Sanchez: there is also a Honey Sanchez who is a roller derby queen from Los Angeles I can relate to her too
H. Stones : how long does it take bush to say goodbye ?
Elayne: Too long, Stones.
llanwydd: don't come after me with that vial of deadly marijuana
H. Sanchez: it shouldnt take him very long i wouldnt think with all the potential shoes that could come flying at him
H. Stones : Dear Mr Bush, please arrange the following words into a well known farewell ...... Off...... Fuck.....
Dexter Fong: Radioactive marihuana, llan
cease: i should update my cable system to watch her show, el
cease: i still have the cheap cable package
cease: no msnbc
llanwydd: the shoeing of the president
Dexter Fong: A reeealy big shoe
cease: frequent clips on the air america site among others but never seen a whole show
Elayne: Cat, I've decided not to watch Olbermann any more. Maddow covers the same basic material and is more clever and funnier.
Bubba's Brain: shoe, fly, shoe.
H. Stones : i am going into shoe wholesale
Merlyn: fixing Nino's bug
cease: ive never seen olberman either except on youtbue clips
H. Stones : what is it Merlyn, Bird Flu ?
Dexter Fong: Didn't know Nino had bugs...Cooties?
cease: good one, bub
Merlyn: it's why Nino says BB is off the coast of South America, and doesn't show Stones
Dexter Fong: I love this Animal Husbandry PSA Ossman does
Elayne: Shoes fly, don't bother me, shoes fly, don't bother me, shoes fly, don't bother me,'cause Bush put pay to liberty...
Merlyn: The apostrophe in "Bubba's Brain" is messing up the string
||||||||| Bambi bounds in at 9:42 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Fong: Put Pay???? You hangin'g with the brits elayne?
Bambi: howdy folks!
Elayne: 'S normal speech 'round here, Dex.
Dexter Fong: Bambi was bound to appear
H. Sanchez: hello Bambi :)
Elayne: Hey Bambi, and now we double-x chromosomers are three!
Bambi: hey Honey great to see ya here again
Bubba's Brain: Do I need have my apostrophe removed?
Bambi: great to see everyone
cease: hi bambi
Bambi: LOL Elayne ... yeah
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almond.
cease: i noticed that el. always sets a higher tone
Elayne: We had a young gal (motor detective) a few weeks ago, but she hasn't been back.
llanwydd: Hey Bambi!
H. Stones : Bubba will have to make do with inverted commas
cease: oh yes
Bambi: hey there :-)
cease: a young person. we need more of them, if firsign is to survive
llanwydd: catherwood, pour me a sandwich
||||||||| Catherwood brings llanwydd a sandwich.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:44 PM, dragging Bubba(apostrophe)s Brain by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
H. Sanchez: indeed fresh meat
Bubba(apostrophe)s Brain: I zigged when I shoulda zagged.
||||||||| Around 9:45 PM, H. Stones walks off into the sunset...
Bambi: lol Bubba
Dexter Fong: Can't fool Catherwood llan...well, actually, it's pretty easy
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Dexter Fong and says "Did you want something?"
cease: there were comicx on that pbs show i'd never heard of. the mrs goldberg show for example and another woman with rusty warren, who i only know from the randi rhodes show
Elayne: Oh sure, replace apostrophes with parentheses, that'll solve EVERYthing!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies H. Stones into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:45 PM, then departs.
H. Sanchez: LOL
||||||||| H. Stones says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, H. Stones exits at 9:45 PM.
Bambi: hey wb Stones
Bambi: LOL E!
llanwydd: I hope I wouldn't be out of line if I ask catherwood to shovel my driveway
||||||||| Catherwood shovels llanwydd's driveway.
H. Sanchez: wb Hemmie
: it will make them more noticeable for sure Elayne
llanwydd: we've had a little bit of a dusting. it isn't much
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:46 PM and late as usual, it's H. Stones , just back from Hellmouth."
H. Sanchez: gee Stones is in and out
H. Stones : soory but i keep getting booted out, Catherwood must have spotted my fake ID
||||||||| Catherwood spotteds H. Stones 's fake id.
Bambi: having trouble across the pond tonight Stones?
H. Sanchez: hey wb stay put
Bubba(apostrophe)s Brain: worked for LISP.
H. Stones : it was hotter than Heater in Hellmouth
Dexter Fong: LITTTTTHHHHP!??
||||||||| H. Stones rushes off, saying "9:47 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood escorts H. Stones into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:47 PM, then departs.
H. Stones : Hell I'm back and wishing i had a drink, wheres my buttler Rotonoto ?
Dexter Fong: That's it Stones, you forgot to tip Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
Merlyn: BB, bug is fixed now
Bambi: don't think catherwood links those fake IDs lol
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Bambi
H. Sanchez: I have really missed you all here in the waiting room
Bambi: catherwood please pour Hemlock Stones his favorite drink
||||||||| Catherwood hands hemlock stones his favorite drink.
H. Stones : I will be tipping him in the Hudson River , Fong if he doesnt watch it. anyway he could help with the search and rescue there
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, take two rights to the groin and turn green
||||||||| Catherwood takes two rights to the groin and turn green.
cease: and you have been as missed, honey
Bambi: we missed you too Honey!
H. Sanchez: well it is good to be here now :)
llanwydd: that plane was just trying to avoid the toll bridges
H. Stones : and the congestion zone
Bambi :-)
Elayne didn't even hear the plane land...
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
H. Stones : maybe the pilot was playing Pontoon
ah,clem: yes, welcome back Honey
Dexter Fong: Stones: All geese have been apprehended (hended) (he he) and are on their way to Goose bay Labrador for further imersio...er uh interrorgation
Elayne: Nothing in Manhattan is very far from the lower Hudson.
H. Sanchez: Thanks, ah, clem
H. Stones : well i think it was taking waterboarding a little far
llanwydd: I'm very near the upper hudson
cease: not to mention the gray goose being quoffed
Elayne: No wonder you're so cold up there, Llan!
Bambi: well, you know how you tell the difference between a witch and a duck right?
Dexter Fong: Stones, he was surgin....6 foot and glassy with light off=shores
Dexter Fong: surfin
H. Stones : maybe he was testing his Bouncing Shoes
Elayne: Which duck is witch?
Dexter Fong: Bambi: The duck has a bigger liver
H. Sanchez: how Bambi?
Bambi: (at least according to Monty Python)
Bambi: the duck floats
Dexter Fong: What if your duck is turned into a newt??
Merlyn: Lawyer humor: why George Washington did not meet the requirements to be president: http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/jbalkin/articles/takingtextandstructurereallyseriously.pdf
cease: from holy grail
H. Stones : Pate de fois Gravity
Bubba(apostrophe)s Brain: I'll be back. Without parentheses.
||||||||| At 9:52 PM, Bubba(apostrophe)s Brain vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
H. Sanchez groans
Bambi: Cat ... yep :-)
Dexter Fong: In loco parenthesis
llanwydd: very clever pun, stones
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Bubba's Brain', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:53 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
llanwydd: I doubt I would have thought of it
H. Stones : Its a gift, llan
Bambi: wb Bubba sans parenthesis
Bubba's Brain: Apostrophe power!
Dexter Fong: I thought of it but couldn't find a good red wine to go with it
Bambi: maybe some blackberry wine would do?
H. Stones : Sans Parenthesis ? is that in New Mexico or Nevada Bambi ?
H. Sanchez: the crux of the bizkit is the apostrophe
Dexter Fong: Bubba is now in possesion
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Acckkk! No!!
Bambi: yes, Stones ;-)
H. Stones : Step away from the narcotics Bubba
Bubba's Brain: I'm in posession of my own faculties.
Elayne: Yes, Bubba, step away from them so the rest of us can have some.
Dexter Fong: The University of Bubba?
H. Stones : if thats so Bubba, what the hell are you doing in here ?
Bambi: college professors or secondary school teachers Bubba?
cease: Babbo, with Bilbo
Dexter Fong: Teachers with AIDS
cease: sounds like the southpark episode, dex
Dexter Fong: It does doesn't it Cat =)))
Bubba's Brain: IU, to be specific. Cath is an adjunct faculty, and she's mine, so I guess that qualifies.
Elayne: Oh, that's it, it's just too darn cold in this living room, even with the space heater. Going to crawl under covers now. Night all!
Bubba's Brain: (and I'm hers, too)
cease: keep warm, el
H. Sanchez: good night E
H. Stones : i just poked Poop
Dexter Fong: llan: Saw a really good play last night "The Cripple of Inishmann" by Martin McDonaugh
Bambi: lol
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:57 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elayne by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
H. Stones : take care El
Bubba's Brain: better than just pooping, poke.
Bambi: have a great night E!
Dexter Fong: Night Elayne
cease: interesting title
Bubba's Brain: Man, she's fast.
llanwydd: I've heard of it, dex. haven't seen or read it yet
Dexter Fong: E: Hope Robin likes the gnochhi with Gorgonzola Sauce
H. Stones : warning Poop alert !!!
llanwydd: never had gnochi
Bambi: where see poop?
Dexter Fong: Get to the bathroom, quick
H. Sanchez dashes into her hijab quickly
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Principalpoop', just granted probation at 9:59 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Principalpoop: hello?
Bambi: speak of the devil LOL Hey PrinceP
llanwydd: funny, I inquired about it in an italian restaurant and was advised against trying it
Dexter Fong: May we help you sir?
H. Sanchez: hello poop
H. Stones : this is the only chat room that goes knocking on doors and drags people of to chat
Principalpoop: blast pheemers!
Dexter Fong: llan: I guess you have to consider the source...or sauce
H. Stones : you leave my pheemers out of this
Principalpoop: happy new year, again
llanwydd: that was in pennsylvania back in 1988 or 89
Bambi: which pheemers PrinceP
H. Sanchez: yes i hope your new year is beginning nicely, poop
Dexter Fong: Pennsylvania, the Switzerland of Italian Cuisine
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
H. Stones : i think it will be a little happier after the 25th
llanwydd: if I ever try gnochi, what do I put on it?
llanwydd: good one, dex
Principalpoop: which feemers? how should I know?
llanwydd: of course most of the italian restaurants we have tried are actually italian/american
Dexter Fong: llan: Any sauce, really..peston, bolagnese, the gorgonzola sauce was quite good
Principalpoop: 2009 is pretty good, not bad, i can't complain
llanwydd: cool. thanks
Dexter Fong: pesto
cease: hi poop
Principalpoop: bottle of red, bottle of white
Bambi: this year has three strikes already ... I'm ready to throw it back lol
cease: you can make a canadian flag
llanwydd: didn't see you come in, princ. welcome!
H. Sanchez: me too Bambi
Principalpoop: bonne annee
Bubba's Brain: no, but you can make him feel faint.
Principalpoop: i should have made more noise?
Bambi: heard that Honey
Dexter Fong: I made a Mexican bandana once
H. Stones : i have skipped it and am now living in 2010
H. Stones : prices are lower
H. Sanchez: red or blue, dex??
Principalpoop: long may they wave
Dexter Fong: Woooo, that's farther than anyone's been gone before!!
llanwydd: I have a difficulty that I am somewhat embarrassed to relate but I need to talk about it to someone who doesn't have a professional interest
Dexter Fong: Honey: Soylent green
Principalpoop: send me the photos llan
llanwydd: for some reason my credit card was cancelled due to the WaMu/Chase merger
Dexter Fong: Is it ED? llan
H. Stones : i prefer maple syrup on my soylent green
llanwydd: now I have important bills to pay with my credit card that are coming up soon
Bambi: a family death, a painful hospital visit and a rural town altercation ... it's not a great start
Bambi: not the best of starts for a yaer
Bambi: year
llanwydd: obviously I have to replace my credit card but...
H. Stones : you should not argue with a town, Bambi
llanwydd: I didn't even hear from them about the cancellation until after it was done
Bambi: lol
llanwydd: did that happen to anybody else or does everbody else have better sense
H. Stones : its best to start small Bambi, argue with the neighbours then a street or two and work up to a town wide altercation
Dexter Fong: llan: You should call your Card provider, number's prolly on the bill, ask to speak to a supervisor and ask them to straighten things out
H. Sanchez: rural towns have a tendency to take care of the altercatees in the dead of night & are never heard of again so be careful Bambi
llanwydd: if I heard from Providian, it was a letter I didn't open
Principalpoop: i never read the letters they send me llan
Merlyn: I am often surprised by the old things I find in my mail
Bambi: I intend to Honey :-)
llanwydd: done that, dex. even their supervisors say there is nothing they can do
H. Stones : he only looks at the pictures, Poop
Dexter Fong: brb
Principalpoop: not a good start there bambi, but it can only go uphill from now, i hope
H. Sanchez: very good...i am being very careful myself my situation is not unlike yours at the moment
Bambi: yeah, hope you are right princep
llanwydd: so if I have to get a new card, is there any you would recommend
Bambi: will keep you in my thoughts then Honey
Principalpoop: i see the offers for credit help on tv, some are scams and some are honest help, get the right one
H. Sanchez: and you in mine, Bambi :)
Bambi: thanks :-)
llanwydd: well it's not like I'm ready to declare bankruptcy
llanwydd: sic
H. Stones : I have great pleasure in declaring this Bankruptcy Open !
Merlyn: bankruptures have been going on a lot
Principalpoop: you scare me llan, i had one that said important information inside, i usually only open the statements, i will go get it
llanwydd: LOL
Bambi: I would recommend none llanwydd ... not a good time to go into debt I am thinking
Principalpoop: ahh good, just the fine print changed, whew
Bambi: yes, bankruptcies and foreclosures are rampant apparently...
H. Stones : i have been saving up in anticipation of unpayable heating bills
cease: maybe with obama you'll have bankraptures. they'll all go to heaven
H. Sanchez swoons at the thought of financial rapture
H. Stones : dont like the sound of those rampant foreclosures Bambi, get the ranch hands and we ill round em up
cease: do you have access to wood, stones?
H. Stones : yes, cease we have a full Government
Principalpoop: you get more for plasma than you do for blood
cease: lol
llanwydd: well, my automatic bills don't have to be paid till the middle of next month so I 've got some time
H. Sanchez: hehe
H. Stones : Cease, if our government had a brain, it would be dangerous
ah,clem: blood is thicker than plasma
cease: suddenly our non gas fireplace seems like a good idea, with that meter of snow we had recently
H. Stones : i tend to automatically not pay them, llan
Merlyn: Duck walks into a drugstore; "Gimmie some chapstick" said the duck. "Cash or charge?" asked the clerk. "Put it on my bill"
llanwydd: I remember selling plasma when I was destitute
llanwydd: fortunately that didn't last long
cease: no powre outtages this time but they[ll happen i'm sure
llanwydd: good one, merl!
ah,clem: our power has been solid for a long time, thanks to all the repairs they did after the hurricane
Bambi: lol Merl
Principalpoop: except for the clientel, it was not bad
Principalpoop: knock on wood
cease: we had that windstorm that devasted the city 2 years ago.
cease: no water for a week or so
Principalpoop: kid power, no school
H. Stones : A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, “I wanna join this damn church.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?” “Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!”
llanwydd: no water?
cease: and this is supposed to be the height of civilization
H. Stones : I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.” The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
cease: no water, no. nothing drinkable, washable, anything
H. Stones : “There IS no damn problem!,” the man says. “Looky here, I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.” “I see,” said the pastor. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?”
Principalpoop: hahaha
cease: only bottled water for everything
ah,clem: lol Stones
Bambi: LOL
cease: i think there'll be a lot more of that. peoeple will have to collect their rain water
Principalpoop: i would visit relatives for a few weeks
llanwydd: can't you make drinking water out of seawater?
Principalpoop: no llan
llanwydd: pardon a dumb question but that is the first thing I would think of
H. Stones : if you boil it and collect the steam,, llan,
cease: not economically yet, poop
Bambi: except in Nevada I think ... isn't that where they told the guy collecting water that he couldn't 'divert' the rain?
cease: abu dabai can. you cant
ah,clem: ie: distillit
Principalpoop: well, you can get some condisation, but not alot
llanwydd: exactly, stones. most likely a long process but you would get something to drink
H. Stones : if you put solar heat panels, you could distill water
Principalpoop: no beer at the 7-11?
cease: i went to a green home show on an island near year a couple of years ago
Dexter Fong: I believe that Aruba distills sea water
cease: very rainy area, but people were building big collecting tanks for their rainwater.
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
H. Stones : Awooga!
Principalpoop: molecular separation or some such nonsense, osmosis, danny osmosis
Dexter Fong mutters "damn hotrodder"
H. Stones : heres an idea from the Arid Lands Trust, (which i own)
Principalpoop: which wine is best for washing?
Dexter Fong: Is that URL ALT.com?
cease: the plauge got another
llanwydd: I've never washed wine
H. Stones : tape a whole load of black vinyl bags together and stretch them over a series of vertical poles slanting down to a collecting vessel, over night the dew collects and runs of the bags,, Voila, clean drinking water
Principalpoop: if you have no water, use your wine collection...
Dexter Fong: They always go for the apostrophes first
Principalpoop: we have lots of dew, i could do that
cease: we ujsualy use a spring but snow still too deep to reach it
Dexter Fong: Tooearly for spring Cat
H. Stones : its being used by trabes men and nomads in the Sahara so it should work in most places
cease: its early winter
cease: we hope al lthis snow melts before we get more
Dexter Fong: Melt the snow
cease: at least above zero melts the ice
Principalpoop: ahh the snow
Principalpoop: and the ice cycles
Principalpoop: cickles
Principalpoop: sickels
Dexter Fong: and the snow mobiles
cease: our streets are fulll fo walls of brown snow
Merlyn: those commies and their ice sickles
Principalpoop: ewwww
cease: the street we're on mostly closed
llanwydd: there is nothing uglier in the world than dirty snow
H. Stones : Honey was up to her neck in it too
llanwydd: I get so sick of looking at it
H. Stones : dont eat that yellow snow, llan
cease: in your part of the world is the more common, but for van its very odd
H. Sanchez: i would be still, except I am not there at the moment
Dexter Fong: Close your eyes
cease: are you typing from your hosptial, mz sanchez?
H. Sanchez: yes i am
Principalpoop: when can iopesnthemagainfong
cease: and you're also flying above it, into the multiplicities of us all
Dexter Fong: illtellyouwhenpoop
Principalpoop: i did not know that, i thought you were on the streets, warmongering or whatever
H. Stones : have you been marginalised, Poop ?
llanwydd: how do you stand it, dex. you live in the city with the dirtiest snow
llanwydd: well, ours doesn't stay clean either
H. Sanchez: yes they do serve good medications, cease
Dexter Fong: Not true llan, Street cleaners come out everymorning and clean it
Principalpoop: don't ask me questions after fong told me to close my eyes stones
cease: dirty snow is ubiquiotus in any metropololis
Dexter Fong: your peeking poop
llanwydd: lol
H. Stones : can you walk and chew gum, Poop ?
cease: maybe our youhg friend can type with his eyes closed but not me
Principalpoop: sure, at the same time? on a good day
Dexter Fong: if so here's a stick of Juicy Fruit...get lost
H. Sanchez: lol dex
Principalpoop: i want spearmint
Dexter Fong: Come back when its lost it's taste
H. Stones : that doesnt feel like fruit, i better open my eyes i think
llanwydd: good one, dex
Principalpoop: i don't have to come here to get this kind of abuse, lots of places i can get abused...
Dexter Fong: we are mot abusers
Dexter Fong: not
H. Sanchez: but not to this degree poop or this qualiity!
H. Stones : would you prefer molestation, Poop
Dexter Fong: Neither an abuser or an abusee be
Principalpoop: this is true stones, often i am cut to quick without even know it here
cease: cast the mot from thy eye
Dexter Fong: Deadly South American Abuser bees
H. Sanchez: stones, you leave the moles alone!
H. Stones : is they de moles who live in dem holes ?
Principalpoop: when can we play connect the moles again stones?
Dexter Fong: Stones: Quick, preen this badger
H. Sanchez: dats de ones yep
H. Sanchez likes playing whack a mole
H. Stones : hang on a mo, Fong my aardvark has escaped again
Principalpoop: hehe whack my mole hehe
Dexter Fong likes playing whack
H. Stones : Pimp my Mole Poop
H. Sanchez: stop moving poop!
Bambi: better than listening to The Root Cat 'skinning' moles in the yard when we were up north
Dexter Fong: The all family card game where no one wins
Bambi: *shudder*
Principalpoop: ewwwww
Dexter Fong: Skin my Moil
Bambi: thankfully he's an inside cat at home lol
Principalpoop: my eyes closed, I can't move, you guys are strict
H. Stones : serves you right for going up north Bambi, its because TV reception is poor
cease: i'm not That kind of cat
Bambi: lol
H. Sanchez: lol
H. Stones : qucik, bring me the shiny things
Dexter Fong: Poop: Now listen to me. Open your eyes. You are now a mule,,,er us a mole.
H. Stones : Fong you should not interfere with the US Mole,
H. Sanchez: catherwood fetch the box of shiny things stat!
||||||||| Catherwood brings the box of shiny things stat.
Principalpoop: yehaw, my eyes have gone bad
Bambi: yeah, that's The Root Cat's favorite things Stones! Shiny things ... especially in Clem's tool bag
ah,clem: Firesign has mole preeners, but we have a mole skinner (Root)
H. Stones : here come the Mole Preeners, Yee Haw !!!
Dexter Fong: The Last of the Mule Skinners
Dexter Fong: How the west was lost
Principalpoop: what was the pigeon trainers first name, skinner?
H. Stones : surely you mean Mule Shiners, Fong
Principalpoop: isaac? bertrund?
Dexter Fong: Ran out of mules, had to skin my ass
Bambi: Monkey Shines?
H. Stones : Ya sir boss
Principalpoop: ran out of asses, had to skin my asp
Bambi: thought they did that on their own princep?
Dexter Fong: I skinned my burrito but all the beans fell out
Principalpoop: ahh BF skinner
Dexter Fong: Beans Fried Skinner
cease: oddly this is another album i bought and carried a long way and then lost
llanwydd: was he named after bf goodrich or was it vice versa?
cease: only to reconoect thru futue cassette
Dexter Fong: Beans Fried Good! Rich!!
Principalpoop: will give up this day
Principalpoop: who did what on their own bambi? make sense!
H. Stones : we beat you too it, Poop
Bambi: the asps skin themselves lol
Principalpoop: beating me too? you guys....
Dexter Fong: Poop: Mules skin themselves...kinda like birds moling er uh molting
Bambi: thanks Clem!
Bambi: missed ya Tween and Mudhead
Bambi: and DocTec and Lily
Principalpoop: mules molt?
Dexter Fong: Molto Mule
Bambi: see you all next week!!!
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi
cease: all the best, bambi
Bambi: bedtime for Bonzos, errr, Bozos!
llanwydd: nite bambi!
Principalpoop: way ahead of bambi, i hope things turn around and go well
Bambi: and Bozoettes
Principalpoop: courage, all, always!
Dexter Fong: Yeah Missed Bunnyboy
Principalpoop: go ahead, give my nose a honk
H. Stones : you and clem take care Bambi
Principalpoop: ahh, the voice of ahh clem
Dexter Fong: Thank you Clem
Bambi: yes, and Bunnyboy too and Yammy and of course Klok
Principalpoop: thank you, best of luck
||||||||| Bunnyboy enters at 10:42 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
cease: you are a great service to us all, clem
Bambi: nytol
Bambi: be well .. and see ya next time
Bunnyboy: Did somebody say my name?
Principalpoop: ciao :D
llanwydd: hi bunnyboy!
Bunnyboy: nite Bambi!
Dexter Fong: Wow!! Speak of the diablo
cease: bunny commeth
Bambi: hey Bunny and Mrs. Bunny
Principalpoop: another diable
Dexter Fong: brb
Bunnyboy: (sotto voce) Boris Badenov.
Bambi: see ya next time :-)
Principalpoop: hehe natasha hehe
||||||||| At 10:43 PM, Bambi vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Principalpoop: thanks, keepers of the root cat
Principalpoop: toad away
Bunnyboy: RIP Patrick McGoohan
H. Stones : did you mention Root Kits
Bunnyboy: I guess his Number was up.
cease: it is as if the firesign were re-created by them
cease: indded bunny
Bunnyboy: RIP Ricardo Montalban
Bunnyboy: "I will be buried in this car."
ah,clem: good night all!
cease: he is no longer a free man, but perhaps a free spirit.
Principalpoop: i did not know that, or ricardo
||||||||| ah,clem is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:44 PM.
cease: all the best clem.
Merlyn: KHAAAAAAAN!
Merlyn: JAMES KHAAAAAAN!
Bunnyboy: Stones: Don't mention rootkits! Some entertainment conglomerate will try to implement them again!
cease: we are not that far from the beginning of news, the reporting of the death of a famous person
Principalpoop: I have another bowl of porridge please sir
cease: the mayans, the egyptians, the oldest writing is here i am and i'm dead
Principalpoop: KHAAAN I?
Bunnyboy: Whadya wanna do, Lieutenant?
Bunnyboy: We're gonna Khhhh...khhh... KHAAAAAAAAAAN!
Principalpoop: are they back yet?
Dexter Fong: Let's get some doughnuts Bunny
Bunnyboy: oh, bye clem!
cease: good shape for time travel, dex
H. Stones : step away from the doughnuts, Fong
Principalpoop: ahh Franken won!!!! wow
Bunnyboy: I still grit my teeth over Sony's fabulous rootkit scandal, a few years ago.
cease: really, poop?
H. Sanchez drools........donuts!!
cease: has coleman conceded?
cease: i thought he'd fight in court forever
Principalpoop: have to wait for court nonsense, but wow
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes, really
Principalpoop: ahead in votes at the end, that is called winning
H. Stones : Root grit, Bunny ?
cease: not in republican land
Bunnyboy: The all-baby version of FULL METAL JACKET: "Let's get some zwieback."
Dexter Fong: Poop: Have you so quickly forgotten Bush's second election?
cease: hows it goin, bunny? you stil got snow?
H. Stones : they should do a remake of that Bunny with W Bush in the lead called Dull Mental Junket
Principalpoop: ok ok, i i will wait
Dexter Fong: Bunny: It was retitled as FULL METAL BIB
Bunnyboy: No snow, thank GOD!
cease: lol stones
Bunnyboy: FULL METAL JUMPER.
cease: really?
H. Stones : fetch me the jumper leads
Dexter Fong: Jumpers, Floaters, and other dead people I have known
Principalpoop: the new AG said waterboarding is torture, no doubt lol he does not need to investigate more before making up his mind, that is a good start
H. Stones : why not try living above ground for a change Fong
cease: i agree poop
cease: air america has been celebrating it today
Dexter Fong: Stones: It's still radioavtive
Dexter Fong: Like Honey Sanchez
Principalpoop: still need a hard hat to walk down wall street fong? we did not give them enough billions?
H. Sanchez glows in the new mexico moonlight
H. Stones : ok ok but your a new yorker and everyone knows they are immune to everyting
Dexter Fong: I don't walk down Wall Street
Dexter Fong: I ride in a leased limo
H. Stones : well almost everything
Principalpoop: honey glows all the time
Dexter Fong notices Honey's glow and wonders if she's pregnant
Principalpoop: honey? stones? something to tell us?
H. Sanchez: no, dex...it's just the Radon Daughters
H. Stones : i saw the tilms though, you survived earthquakes, tidal waves, Godzilla, towering infornoes, blizzards, several alien attacks and even giant apes,
Dexter Fong looks at Stones and (nudge, Nudges) (Winks, winks)
H. Stones : ah i see, fong, it was a tax dodge
Dexter Fong: The Daughters of the Aamerican Radon on Falkland Islands
H. Stones : i suppose you claimed on the insurance for each event did you ?
Bunnyboy: I finally finished BOX OF DANGER, in a backwards kinda way.
Principalpoop: radon, radon harvest moon up in the sky
Dexter Fong: os woH
cease: wuddya think, bun?
llanwydd: I already have most of the Danger stuff
Bunnyboy: The way my rusty old MP3 player interacts with Windows Media Player, all of the tracks were playlisted in reverse order.
llanwydd: the original is the very best, of course
Principalpoop: i don't, i keep hearing new stuff here
cease: new is good
Principalpoop: yes
Bunnyboy: cat: Of course I liked it. I'm a fan with a capital Fuh.
Dexter Fong: Keep the new close and the older closer still
cease: no i mean more specific . a non fan would be non here
cease: like, i thouoght it was a good product, easy to sell
Principalpoop: i think doing that violates the DRM bunnyboy
cease: but depends on if it gets enought promotion
H. Stones : i like the sound of that Poop
Bunnyboy: The funniest bits were where they were obviously, and truly, exasperated with each other.
Principalpoop: i am informing RIAL or whatever, they have got your number
H. Stones : nothing warms the cockles of my heart more than infringing DRM
cease: good point bun
cease: yes the way it was cut, for listenability
Merlyn: Hey, see you next week people
cease: thats what i mean
Bunnyboy: Come and get me, digital coppers!
cease: i dont know the comedy cd competition though
Dexter Fong: D Run M (no C)
Bunnyboy: nite, Merlyn!
cease: by merl
Principalpoop: thanks M, fingers crossed for Franken
Bunnyboy: ehrm, copiers.
Merlyn waves
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:58 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: coleman is toast
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn..Enjoy Spring Brake
H. Sanchez: nite merlyn
llanwydd: Nite Merl
Principalpoop: anybody want any coffee? black and bitter? asks the head of the civil rights division OMG
cease: ugly metaphor mix but true
llanwydd: I thought you'd never ask
cease: lol poop
Principalpoop: i should not be shocked, they keep hammering me
H. Stones : but you know you like it, Poop
Principalpoop: thank you sir may I have another
Dexter Fong: Hey! Nino's map is gone
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: clear your java fong, works here
H. Stones : and here
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, bang a gong, get it on, throw up on your hands and holler
||||||||| Catherwood gets it on throw up on his hands and holler.
Principalpoop: can I say java, without being offensive?
llanwydd: HAHAHAHAHA
Principalpoop: gang a bong catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Principalpoop
Bunnyboy: Hey, you're right, Dex! It must have gone to the same place the Island(s) went, on LOST.
Dexter Fong: Poop: You can say Straights of Sinatra
llanwydd: poor catherwood just threw up on his hands
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear llanwydd
cease: on a slow boat to java
H. Sanchez: hahahaha
H. Stones : at last, a hot meal
Principalpoop: we made honey laugh, good medicine
llanwydd: that's funnier than LOL in this case
cease: whatr is the origin of that tune, dex? anyone?
Principalpoop: ringo starr
Principalpoop: did I say that???
Dexter Fong: Bang a Gong, get it on? or Makes me wanna throw up both my hands and holler"?
H. Stones : Ringo Star has been excommunicated by Liverpool
H. Sanchez: yes you did, poop!
Bunnyboy: Google hit number one:
Bunnyboy: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2195/whats-the-origin-of-slow-boat-to-china
Principalpoop: oops, sorry
cease: on a slow boat of java, the firesign thing
cease: before getting back
Dexter Fong: yeah Bunny, or "Slow Boat to China"
Bunnyboy: Sumpin' bout Shanghai practices, I'd imagine.
cease: i dont suppose number one enjoyed being hit
Dexter Fong: Shang Hai, Shanglow, but shang it dammit!!
Principalpoop: shanglow, sweet junk of mine
Bunnyboy: Oh, poker parlance. Go figure. And Cecil Adams did!
Dexter Fong: Check
Principalpoop: Mate
cease: thats really interesting
Dexter Fong: os woH
cease: they used esoterica like a puzzle for their fans
cease: they were very much into hidden messagery and such, of their times
Dexter Fong: ummm
llanwydd: lee harvey os woH?
Dexter Fong: Kinda think it was just references that came to mind
Dexter Fong: lol llan
cease: in the dylan sense, dex?
cease: don tneed a weather man to konw which way the wind blows, a throw away line turns into terrorst group
cease: they rode both spontaneity and a deep knowledge of theatre
Dexter Fong: Well Cat: That tended to work so improvisationaly...Dylan was much more of a craftsman...generally
llanwydd: I never look for hidden messages in dylan. I just like the music and the playing style
Dexter Fong: They (FST)
cease: wow we are getting waay to intellectual here
Principalpoop: no duh
cease: thats what we're supposed to do, llan
Dexter Fong: MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!
Bunnyboy: How can you think about your brain?
cease: i grew up in an academim era when i was asked tgo analylze dylan lyircs in university classes
llanwydd: it will have to come out
H. Stones : he must be beside himself, bunny
Principalpoop: the existential meaning shines through, like pretty pretty shiny things in the sun
cease: but watching this coyote video flashed me back to where firesign came from
cease: AND STILL ARE
cease: its that important to notce
Dexter Fong: Aliteration, Joannie Mitchell, and the Aestetic revolution
cease: cuz proctor continues to emphasize this in his interviews
Principalpoop: godel echer bach and the mind's I
||||||||| Outside, the 11:11 PM downtown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving JohnnyComeTweenly coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Principalpoop: there is tweeny :)
JohnnyComeTweenly: A good late evening to you all
cease: hey, it's tween
Dexter Fong: Tweeny!!
cease: we can stop talking about him
Bunnyboy: hiya Tweeny!
llanwydd: welcome, tween!
Principalpoop: good to see you, now stick out your hand for being late
H. Sanchez: hey tween :) you're late
Dexter Fong: 15 minutes of fame is enough
Principalpoop: i will whack like a mole
H. Sanchez: yes we can stop tween bashing now
Principalpoop: oops whack it
Dexter Fong: till your skin falls off
JohnnyComeTweenly: lol
Bunnyboy: Well, that's a warm body to take my place.
Principalpoop: hehe
H. Sanchez: lol
Dexter Fong: Chill out Bunny
Principalpoop: hip hop bunnyboy
Bunnyboy: The lady made me some popcorn. Munch on!
Principalpoop: ahh lucky guy
H. Sanchez: oooh popcorn sigh
Principalpoop: she is a keeper
Dexter Fong: she's a sleeper, she's a midnight peeper
Bunnyboy: I like to think of her as...tender. Heh.
H. Stones : lets all go round to Bunnys and steal his popcorn
JohnnyComeTweenly: Things still frozen in NM, Honey?
Bunnyboy blushes
Dexter Fong: I like to tender her legals
H. Sanchez: oh yes up where i am living it is still frozen
llanwydd: NM? if you mean "not montana"...
Dexter Fong: Honey: C'mon doooowwwn!!
Principalpoop: tender vittles
H. Sanchez: but i am in Taos right now so it is not so cold
Bunnyboy: After almost 20 years of wedded bliss. Bliss, I tell you!
Bunnyboy: How is it possible?
H. Sanchez: yeah i need to de elevate for sure
Bunnyboy: That's right: Popcorn.
Principalpoop: 20 years already? where does the time go?
Dexter Fong: Honey start by defl;ating your shoes
Bunnyboy: (yells) Where's muh flapjacks, woman?
H. Sanchez: ok deflating shooz now
JohnnyComeTweenly: Austin's been real cold (high 20's/low 30's at night)
Dexter Fong: Those 17 inch stilettos are a bit much
H. Stones : you know who to throw them at, Honey ?
JohnnyComeTweenly: That's quite cool for us
Principalpoop: mild in roanoke
JohnnyComeTweenly: Good to hear P
H. Sanchez: yes it is i am suprised
Bunnyboy: Nitey!
Principalpoop: i misplaced my pumps
H. Sanchez: oh yes i know who to throw them at for sure
Dexter Fong: Tween: Colder during day than night??How odd
||||||||| 11:16 PM -- Bunnyboy left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Principalpoop: bon ap popcorn eater
H. Sanchez: nite bunnyboy enjoy yer popcorn :)
Dexter Fong: Bunnyboy took his parts and left
H. Stones : see ya Bunny
JohnnyComeTweenly: Not as such, Dex
Dexter Fong: afkfr
JohnnyComeTweenly: Although it has happened on occasion
JohnnyComeTweenly: Austin gets a lot of play between cold stuff from the Panhandle and warm from the Gulf
Principalpoop: that is cold cold tween
cease: bunny is a lucky bunny
JohnnyComeTweenly: Hard to find a warm popcorn maker these days ;)
llanwydd: did you say it was in the 20s down your way, tween?
Principalpoop: i just saw that llan
llanwydd: over here it was 6 below
llanwydd: don't know what it is now
Principalpoop: unless that is centigrade, that is not good
JohnnyComeTweenly: high 20's one or twice - will be around 30 at night tonight & tomorrow
H. Stones : luxury
Principalpoop: loool
JohnnyComeTweenly: The northern midwest has really gotten it
JohnnyComeTweenly: Talking -20 up there
llanwydd: here we are bragging about who has the worst weather
H. Stones : it was 26 C below in NM
JohnnyComeTweenly: I hear ya, Stones ;)
JohnnyComeTweenly: yikes
Principalpoop: brrrr
llanwydd: I don't do C, stones
cease: wow
llanwydd: can't be bothered to learn
H. Sanchez: yep it was that cold here in nm and in my very own living room!
cease: thats like where i come from, sask
H. Stones : ok, about minus 12 degrees fahrenheit
Principalpoop: at that cold, it is the same as F
Principalpoop: or almost
cease: no heat, honey?
JohnnyComeTweenly: BTW - Dave & Katie said to say hello
llanwydd: below zero is hard to fathom for england
cease: hello back to them both
Principalpoop: ahh, thanks, say woof to them
JohnnyComeTweenly: Dave's carrying two majors and is one very busy human
H. Sanchez: well no heat...yeah
cease: bark bark, snif snif
Dexter Fong: I'm going to Florida -southern- in early Febrauary
H. Stones : Honeys home is now twinned with Yellowknife
H. Sanchez: hi dave & katie
JohnnyComeTweenly: Yeah, what's this shite about Global Warming?
Principalpoop: drop a major and pick up a leutenant
cease: this isnt good
llanwydd: over here just about everyone expects a few days like that
JohnnyComeTweenly: Lucky you, Dex :)
Principalpoop: yellowknive?
Dexter Fong: It's not luck we planned it
cease: i had thought such services were fairly advanced in your part of the world
H. Stones : in Stamp Toilet NM, when the temperature rises above freezing they break out in a sweat
cease: i thoguht the same of our water supply until we had none a couple years ago
Principalpoop: i used to live in miami, best time of year down there now
Dexter Fong: Poop: Yellowknife is Yukon I believe
cease: we live in a cold country and we're stilll ill prepared
cease: this is canada, eh?
Dexter Fong: Just north of Silverspoon
Dexter Fong: Near the mouth of the mississippi
JohnnyComeTweenly: And yet another member for the Funny Names Club
H. Stones : if more than one snow flake is spotted in london, the entire UK comes to an immediate standstill
Principalpoop: ahhh twin cities, roanoke has 3 or 4, in poland and korea, maybe north korea
JohnnyComeTweenly: lol cease
H. Sanchez: i am out past the grid i live in the carson national forest one has to sign their soul plus a 300 deposit to get propane here........at some point its always manana
JohnnyComeTweenly: like rain in Phoenix
Dexter Fong: Stones: HOw can you tell...'bout the standstill, I mean
Principalpoop: i thought that was the head
cease: my granparents left russia and central frozen europe to move to even more frozen canada and my generattion cant cope at all
JohnnyComeTweenly: Good Grid, Honey
Principalpoop: johnny carson has a national park? wow
cease: o i see, honey
JohnnyComeTweenly: lol Dex
JohnnyComeTweenly: That's cruel ;)
H. Stones : thats easy fong, i am not in the government so i notice things
H. Sanchez: indeed tweenly
Dexter Fong: Poop: I thought it was Carson McCullers
cease: can you return to the grid, or ldid they kick you out?
llanwydd: it is. it's true. and it's cruel
Principalpoop: no, those are donuts
H. Stones : is that near the Quinn Martin Reservation ?
H. Sanchez: yes poop it is next to the mcmahon family ski & golf resort
llanwydd: you not seen nothin like...
Principalpoop: what is cruel, i need to read faster
llanwydd: wrong quinn
JohnnyComeTweenly: 5 days until the lifting of the Bush Curse
JohnnyComeTweenly: Sounds like a cool place, Honey
H. Sanchez: counting the hours with bated breath
Principalpoop: ed mcmahon family ski and golf resort and rehab center
Dexter Fong: And the lowereing of the Obamma-rama
JohnnyComeTweenly: Dex's comment about England, P
H. Sanchez: a cold place not so cool, really
Principalpoop: yes sir tween 5 days, yes we can
cease: careful with that breath, honey
H. Sanchez: ya poop i can see you have been there
H. Sanchez: lol cease
Principalpoop: ahh ok, thanks, be nice fong, we talked about that...
JohnnyComeTweenly: Bush should be made to walk a plank
llanwydd: almost missed your question, princ. I was quoting "Freezing Mr Foster"
JohnnyComeTweenly: After this freakin' abortion of a Presidency
H. Stones : Bush should be the plank
cease: you and i both lived in the valley in the 60s when breath was a concern
Principalpoop: is that shakesphere?
Dexter Fong: Bush should do the BRistol Stomp
H. Sanchez: he is as thick as 2 short planks
JohnnyComeTweenly: Yes, Mr. Foster Freeze
llanwydd: can't resist a good firesign quote even taken out of context
H. Sanchez: true cease
cease: i remember being told not to go to school in late 50s when back yard furncaces were still legal
JohnnyComeTweenly: You can't freeze a live person... that's not allowed
Principalpoop: whaaaaaat? oh nick you're such a tool
cease: my whole city is fog bound now but its not lethal
H. Sanchez: oh i remember those nasty things they were euwwwwwwwww
Dexter Fong: Planks??
cease: you could smell them from afar
JohnnyComeTweenly: wow cease
H. Sanchez: back yard furnaces
Dexter Fong: You could smell them from a farfenugen
llanwydd: proctor is so good at playing dippy old women
Principalpoop: my neighbor does that
cease: but i also lived near a wall nut grove and there were alway trees neasrby
H. Stones : everything is illegal now
JohnnyComeTweenly: Thick, English, industrial smog
llanwydd: he probably knew a few
cease: i partic loved eucalyptus
H. Sanchez: many people made dead cat soap in them back in them days
cease: stones, it is then it isint, then it is, etc
Principalpoop: ivory soap, it floats....
Dexter Fong: Thick planked London Industrial Fog with a butter and caper and white wine sauce
JohnnyComeTweenly: Love his bit in EYKIW where he played a tourist woman
llanwydd: if it floats, it's full of air
llanwydd: and it doesn't last as long
cease: sounds like a bad donavon song
Dexter Fong: Less calories, more float
Principalpoop: i thought it was rendered cat?
H. Stones : we all gathered round the piano after dinner singing songs and throwing shoes
Principalpoop: not you cat
H. Sanchez: singing the whipperwill song i believe
H. Stones : its the only kind of Donovan song, cease
llanwydd: buzzy crumb-hunger
JohnnyComeTweenly: lol Stones
Dexter Fong: Stones: Was that a greek wedding with the shoe throwing
cease: no i used to like him
Principalpoop: whipperwill or whipper won't you be my baby
JohnnyComeTweenly: Yeah LL, that one :)
H. Stones : no, fong we were just practicing
H. Sanchez: i liked donovan too
cease: saw him with flute player in an la concert that is an album, very good stuff
cease: i had yet to experience the clairity of intoxicants at that point in my life
llanwydd: ms presky is a little feistier
H. Stones : he used to busk outside a club in Manchester called the Magic Wheel
Principalpoop: when, whats his name the eskimo gets here, then you will see
Dexter Fong: If its got flutes, it suits
JohnnyComeTweenly: That's it... have the crowd at the inaguration throw shoes in the direction of TX
cease: so i may have been deluded. also young
H. Stones : sorry, Twisted Wheel
Principalpoop: kim, bob, BF skinner
Principalpoop: tim
cease: i lvoed his appearancxe in Dont Look Back
JohnnyComeTweenly: We've actually had some good politicians, but we'd like to apologize for Bush
H. Stones : Mister Zute Horn Rollo, hit that long meanin newt and lit it flute !
Dexter Fong: Kimbob? I thought it was Jimbob Skinner
cease: hes the perfect foil to dylans arrogance
llanwydd: that reminds me, william zanzinger died today
Dexter Fong: He turned me instrumewnt into a newt!!
Principalpoop: i have to sing the whole thing to find it, come on within, come on without
llanwydd: a lonesome death I'm sure
H. Sanchez: ricardo montalban died too
JohnnyComeTweenly: Who he?
Dexter Fong: You
Principalpoop: you ain't seen nothing like the might spout, kraut, shout
H. Stones : was that the mighty quinn martin, Fong
llanwydd: zanzinger once said he should have sued dylan
Principalpoop: ahh quinn, quinn martin
cease: it seems like every time you turn around,
cease: thre's another tragedy every day
cease: and i never did plan to go anyway
cease: to black diamond bay
JohnnyComeTweenly: Here comes another one...
Principalpoop: death is a part of life, the fucker
H. Stones : I preferred Blue Bayou
Dexter Fong: Comeon within was The Might Quinn who we alluded to before as the holder of large land parcels in the southwest
llanwydd: I never did plan to go anyway
cease: lol poop
Principalpoop: ahh oliva newton hurt me
JohnnyComeTweenly: True, P. Nobody gets out of this alive...
cease: speaking of death fucking did you see the series 6 feet under?
H. Stones : they have to be dead to get in , Tween
Principalpoop: never seen it
H. Sanchez: i saw a few of the episodes
JohnnyComeTweenly: Have a copy of GD singing Mighty Quinn live. Pretty fun
Dexter Fong: GD?
JohnnyComeTweenly: Ah, I see, Stones...
Principalpoop: GD? GD? george goebbles?
H. Sanchez: yeh i saw them sing it live a few times pretty fun
JohnnyComeTweenly: Grateful
cease: close to the best t vseries i ever saw
Principalpoop: george dumbwaiter
cease: if my daughter were alive, maybe not so much
llanwydd: isn't there a live quinn on Biograph? I used to have that one
Principalpoop: ahhh those guys
Dexter Fong: I know him
Dexter Fong: Works down at the Handicap Lounge
H. Stones : wasnt he in the Artie Shaw band ?
JohnnyComeTweenly: really cease, huh
cease: watching that show was very therapeutic for me
JohnnyComeTweenly: Hadn't heard of that series
cease: were Bit alive, i'd nver have watched it
H. Sanchez: i also liked the series "Dead like me" that was pretty interesting
cease: didnt see
Principalpoop: artie shaw, was that the artie on laugh-in?
cease: no
H. Stones : if you insist, Fong
Principalpoop: sort of a reverse form of necrophilia? the dead like me?
cease: i watchee a few minutes of one and didnt get it so never watched again
Dexter Fong: But for answering our question wrong, we're going to shoot you
Dexter Fong: BANG
llanwydd: you are thinking of artie johnson
cease: i approach such premises cautiously
Principalpoop: ahhh yes
cease: yeah poop, that is not a good idea
Principalpoop: i think that artie, and artie choke
llanwydd: wanna walnetto?
H. Stones : you should do cease, there are cameras
H. Sanchez: i want something chocolate
Principalpoop: very inteeeeresting
Principalpoop: that sounds good honey
H. Stones : but stooopid
Principalpoop: you are on to something there
JohnnyComeTweenly: Sorry, all we have is vanilla ice
Dexter Fong: The March of the Walnettos, the Rhythymic shuffle of the Good and Plentys
H. Stones : so you have nothing at all, Tweenly
JohnnyComeTweenly: yes ;)
llanwydd: how the hell do you know laugh-in stones?!
Principalpoop: i only ate the white good and plentys, or was it the pink?
H. Stones : i know everything
JohnnyComeTweenly: Sory sir, I've been deliberately wasting your time
H. Stones : do as i tell you or they get the negatives
H. Sanchez: stones is Omnipotent
llanwydd: oh, I wouldn't like that, that would take all the mystery out of life
JohnnyComeTweenly: Or so his lady friends say
Principalpoop: that is how you got pregnant honey....
H. Stones : no no llan, i already took it
H. Sanchez: shhhhhhhhhhh
llanwydd: lol
JohnnyComeTweenly: lol
Principalpoop: ahhh sweet mystery of life at last i've found you...
cease: omnipotent is a joke
Dexter Fong: Hello Honey, I'm Doctor Fong...Saddle up Little Lady
llanwydd: off to the myoon?
H. Stones : Bush was the only mystery to me, how did he manage to stand up, and most of the time i couldnt even see the strings
H. Sanchez: ooooh you sound just like madeline kahn, poop amazing!
JohnnyComeTweenly: Young Frankenstein lol
cease: honey is pregnant with possibility
Principalpoop: hehehe neighhhh hehe fraulein gruber
JohnnyComeTweenly: You noticed he never walked and chewed gum at the same time, Stones
Dexter Fong: Get out of here with your Plattdeautch Poop
H. Stones : yes, he got his gum pre chewed
JohnnyComeTweenly: Doubtless
Dexter Fong: Wir geschprechen Hochdeautsch
Dexter Fong: Unt eine kleine Yiddish
Principalpoop: she sang great in blazing saddles too
H. Stones : we are way ahead of the game over now, you can get your gum pre stuck to the sidewalk
Principalpoop: i'm pooped
JohnnyComeTweenly: This is true, P
Dexter Fong: Zwei SS Volken walked into wine rathskellar
JohnnyComeTweenly: Wonderfully awful
H. Sanchez: i am pretty tuckered out myself, poop
Dexter Fong: They arrested and tortured all the geese in the bar
H. Stones : pate de fois goosed
Principalpoop: glad you are up and chatting honey, it is wonderful
JohnnyComeTweenly: They goosed them?
Dexter Fong: Patty De Fois ?
llanwydd: und ein sages zu die andern, ich kann nicht spreche deutsch diese tagen
H. Stones : of course
Dexter Fong: Lady Marmalade
llanwydd: not well, anyway
H. Sanchez: awww thanks i am really glad to be here
JohnnyComeTweenly: What LL said
H. Stones : and they got thirty square meals a day beforehand
Dexter Fong: Indeed Honey, you have been sorely missed these many weeks
Principalpoop: you were always here, even when not here, that is how you can be in 2 places at once, when you are not anywhere at all
cease: but she is everywhere. all at
H. Stones : Hey Dudes, stop this schmoozing with my Mole
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu gave away the secret
llanwydd: philadelphia and baltimore happen to be in two places at once
Principalpoop: quiet stones, I am on a roll
cease: you are crushed mexican herbs?
Principalpoop: a kaiser roll
llanwydd: that's a groucho marx joke I believe
Dexter Fong: Stones: I say old man, I was only preening her
H. Stones : hes more of a danish pastry
Principalpoop: brioche
Dexter Fong: I asked for a drum roll, he gave me a kaiser Role
H. Stones : with the accent on the bree
H. Sanchez: well, i do not know what the future brings....i am kind of in a some sort of transition zone...i may head to colorado, or to arizona...i dont know right now
Principalpoop: bree bree bree
Dexter Fong: Sosou Kaiser
H. Sanchez: i have got to get well first before i know what i am going to do next
Principalpoop: follow your heart
JohnnyComeTweenly: I'd make it AZ this time of year
Principalpoop: or your brain
Principalpoop: or your body
Dexter Fong: Honey: Go somewhere warm
H. Sanchez: mmmmmmmmm rolls bread carbs yum i am hungry
JohnnyComeTweenly: I really love Northern AZ
Principalpoop: 2 out of 3 is good
Dexter Fong: Follow your extremety
JohnnyComeTweenly: Have you been to Arcosanti, Honey?
Principalpoop: follow your nose, according to tucan
JohnnyComeTweenly: www.arcosanti.org
Dexter Fong: Donde Esta Arcosanti, Mamacita?
JohnnyComeTweenly: really cool place
H. Sanchez: ya az is a good choice austin would be a good choice too...you got an extra room tween??? although i am not sure i could handle all the extra emails hmmmmmmmmm
JohnnyComeTweenly: Well, if you're out this way please let me know.
H. Sanchez: wtf is arcosanti?
JohnnyComeTweenly: I don't have a car but we could meet somewhere :)
H. Sanchez: i have a car i could meet you in your driveway heh
JohnnyComeTweenly: An experimental city in the desert
Principalpoop: ahhh sweet mystery of life honey
llanwydd: is mamacita a real word or is it just stereotyped spanish?
H. Sanchez: lol poop
JohnnyComeTweenly: One of Frank Lloyd Wright's students name Paolo Soleri is the mastermind
H. Sanchez: i see no i have not been there
llanwydd: they don't really say mamacita, I'm sure
Dexter Fong: Arcosanti? Is that the dude who wraps everything is brightly colored polyvinyl?
JohnnyComeTweenly: Near Prescott, AZ
H. Sanchez: ahhhhhh i have been to the paolo solari outdoor concert theatre in santa fe a wonderful place that is
JohnnyComeTweenly: High desert
llanwydd: aha
H. Stones : llan, its pidgen for fetch your mother a chair
llanwydd: sounded like some kind of champagne
Dexter Fong: Herbet George Walker Presscot Bush?
Principalpoop: he was king of the arconauts, saved the stones
H. Sanchez: lol stones
llanwydd: LOL
JohnnyComeTweenly: Yeah, he also has a place called Cosanti in Scottsdale just outside of Phoenix
JohnnyComeTweenly: Perish the thought, Dex
JohnnyComeTweenly: mamacita lol
Dexter Fong: Perish the thought but thank the thinker
llanwydd: cosanti must be down in the valley
H. Sanchez: hahaha you just got it tween :)
Principalpoop: ok ok, yes it was a good one stones, but don't let it go to your head
JohnnyComeTweenly: But the city is very cool, as you can see from the pics at www.arcosanti.org
cease: he must be mqarried to a valley gril
cease: must be well gagged with spoon
Dexter Fong: mmm quarried a valley girl
JohnnyComeTweenly: ewwwwww, gag me with a forklift
Dexter Fong: She was stones
Dexter Fong: stoned
Dexter Fong: Skin like tuscan Marble
cease: a dialect that had begun to flourish when i lived there in the 60s and miss zappa paried in a much later tune
Dexter Fong: And very few tool marks
cease: parodied
Principalpoop: for sure
llanwydd: she was stones! LOL. how did that happen
cease: i still think the best thing any zappa family member has ever done is dwezil in duckman
cease: she was stones? stoned is better
H. Sanchez: i was a valley gurl before there were vally gurls
Dexter Fong: we had here used as a backsplash in the guest bathroom
Principalpoop: hehe
cease: yoiu and i both lived there then, honey
Dexter Fong: I was a mall rat before there were moles er malls
H. Sanchez: yep back in the golden days
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
llanwydd: what time is it, catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 12:01 AM, exactly!"
cease: but it was more an affectation than a true patois, eh?
cease: they were just waiting for you to inhabit them, dex
Dexter Fong: a meaty patois
H. Sanchez: oh i dunno it grew on ya and just became part of the vocab and dialect, cease
Dexter Fong: an agressive argot
Dexter Fong: surly slang
cease: girls spoke like that in my high among themselves, this is mid 60s
Principalpoop: yahhh, thats the joint, yahhhh, we had a guy, yaaaah, said it all the time, thats the joint yahhh, soon everybody said yahh, thats the joint, just like thim lol
cease: but not outside their immediate milieu
H. Stones : thats a heavy silver spoon, Fongt
Principalpoop: i had forgotten that clown, thanks alot lol
cease: carlin had that great rif about that
cease: when al the irish began sounding black
Principalpoop: that's the joint, yaaaaah
Dexter Fong: It's STERLING SILVER OVER RHODIUM OVER * Karat gold
cease: that was korean war time in nyc
H. Stones : (counts the karats carefully )
Dexter Fong: We wiped out most of the korean delis and NAIL SALONS
H. Sanchez: the valley lingo kinda came from melding valley with the surf lingo back in the 60's
H. Stones : did they put up a fight, Fong ?
Dexter Fong: Stones, take some of these cardoons as a downer payment
JohnnyComeTweenly: Taos is sort of an artist's colony, isn't it?
JohnnyComeTweenly: I believe Michael Martin Murphy lives there
llanwydd: well, I'm going. great to see you all again. back on the 22nd
Dexter Fong: Honey: Of course, otherwise it's not legal to take them
H. Stones : dammit, Fong has apparently forgotten to take his lithum salts again
JohnnyComeTweenly: rest well, sir
H. Sanchez: yes many artists writers sculpters painters etc here also a large amount of texans here for the skiing
cease: you think so, honey?
JohnnyComeTweenly: Yeah, I've heard that
Dexter Fong: Lispian Salts...I thought they had persihed with the Phonecians
Principalpoop: night llan
JohnnyComeTweenly: (a getaway for Texans)
H. Sanchez: goodnight llanwydd it was good to see you :)
cease: it was more the language we'd speak with group A, but not group B (adults)
H. Stones : i will come to the room on tuesday to take in the atmospher post appointment of new president
Dexter Fong: Night llan, stay warm
cease: are we gathering here on tues?
H. Stones : be seeing you llan
Principalpoop: are we?
JohnnyComeTweenly: Hopefully we will all be breathing more easily ;)
cease: yes llan, much warmth
Principalpoop: inaugaration firesign chat party?
JohnnyComeTweenly: Not a bad idea, cease
Dexter Fong: Well, I'll be at liberty and check in Tuesday
H. Stones : i will make it a date
Dexter Fong: What time shall we meet
Principalpoop: i have to get milk, and more SUGAR
Dexter Fong: Anybody got change for an eye of newt?
cease: congreation leads to laughter here more often than anywhere i know
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 12:08 AM, dragging Honey by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
JohnnyComeTweenly: Don't be taking liberties with this chat, Dex
Principalpoop: wb honey
cease: keep on flowing, honey
H. Stones : i will bring some cookies
Dexter Fong: Welcome to the Congregational Church of the Holy HaHa
Honey: i will eat them
Principalpoop: no, just bring honey stones
JohnnyComeTweenly: I'm off as well... healthy & happy to everyone
cease: i belive mr gingrich has his eye on a new wife, dex
Honey: i will try to be here too
||||||||| JohnnyComeTweenly leaves to catch the 12:09 AM train to Texas.
Principalpoop: best to all, tuesday it is, yeeeehaaaaaa
cease: we are warmed by your presence here, honey
Dexter Fong: Cat: Who was that Gecko I saw you with last Night, Gordon?
Honey will bring honey
||||||||| 12:10 AM -- Principalpoop left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: That was no Gecko, that my newt
cease: even the alien wlll celbrate with you
Dexter Fong: Nigtht Tween and Poop
Honey: thanks cease this is one of my most favourite places
H. Stones : it will be nice to see an improvement inthe colonies
Honey: night you all
H. Stones : see ya Fongster
cease: we will always warm you
H. Stones : i am away too now, have a good weekend and maybe see you Tuesday
Dexter Fong: For a real improvement in your coloniesm try X-last
Dexter Fong: Night the 2 HS's
H. Stones : TTFN
cease: keep well stones
H. Stones : and you , Cease
Honey: nite nite fong
Dexter Fong: nighty nightums Stones
H. Stones : lol
Dexter Fong: Get real better real quick-like honey
Honey: ok will do
Dexter Fong: Just me 'n you Cat
cease: as it were
Dexter Fong: twill it will ever be
||||||||| Honey departs at 12:14 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
H. Stones : (listens in outside the window)
cease: i just started more restauirant books and venner book so new york looms large in my dreams
Dexter Fong slams window on three fingered Stones
H. Stones : (arrrrrggggghhhhhh !!!!!!!!!)
Dexter Fong: Therte's a pirate outside our window
Dexter Fong: Kill the parrot first
Dexter Fong: Set the beaver on his wooden leg
Dexter Fong: Take his eye patch
Dexter Fong: And strangle him with it
H. Stones : thats a bit harsh, Fong
Dexter Fong: How do you like that (arrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!) now
Dexter Fong: ?
cease: naother channel may need consuting
Dexter Fong: And if you say may I have some more please Sir, you're fires
H. Stones : ok, i know when i am not wanted, i am outa here
Dexter Fong: Stoned
Dexter Fong: Fires I say
||||||||| At 12:18 AM, H. Stones dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: stones you are never not wanted
Dexter Fong: Was it something I said?
cease: i am far too imcompetent in such conservations for myh own good
Dexter Fong: He's always been overly sensitive about that eye patch
cease: why would stones not be wanted?
Dexter Fong: And don't even mention the parrot
cease: lol
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H. Sanchez - dead from measles
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Ahh! Honey and llan are going out together
Dexter Fong: So Cat: My son is flying in from Portland Sunday
cease: and you are going somewhere?
Dexter Fong: and wife and son and a friend are drving down to Arlington
cease: i have never been to portland but love books set thre
cease: in va?
Dexter Fong: staying with my other son and going into DC on Inaguration day
Dexter Fong: along with a bout 4 million other people
cease: good for you
cease: very histori, at your age
Dexter Fong: I am not going
Dexter Fong: I don't like crowds
cease: my coutry is oblique to history
Dexter Fong: brb have to whiz
cease: you'll be clloser to it on tv than i wil ever be
Dexter Fong: bacl
Dexter Fong: back
cease: you on phone?
Dexter Fong: anyway, so I'll be home alone feeding the cats and whacking the occasional mole ]
Dexter Fong: so will drop by here tuesday Night
cease: keep feeding them cats
cease: they are my siblings
Dexter Fong: lol
cease: see yu then, dex
Dexter Fong: That's a sibley thing to say
cease: you are always a good reason to be anywhere
Dexter Fong: Thanks Cat and the same to you
||||||||| cease departs at 12:27 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: me too
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:

ah,clem
Bambi
Bubba's Brain
Bubba(apostrophe)s Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Fire-Fi-Fo_Fum-broiled
H. Sanchez
H. Stones
Honey
JohnnyComeTweenly
llanwydd
Merlyn
Principalpoop URL References:
www.arcosanti.org
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/01/15/politics/bush_legacy/main4726092.shtml
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=62417251760&ref=nf
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2195/whats-the-origin-of-slow-boat-to-china
http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Make-Em-Laugh-Funny-Business-America-DVDs-Announced/10906
http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/jbalkin/articles/takingtextandstructurereallyseriously.pdf

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"