Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
11/20/2008

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 20, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 7:31 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom.
Firebroiled: Yes, Friends, welcome to Pastor Flash’s our of Reckoning,
with Organ Leroy at his organ again,
and the Fifty-Voice St. Louis Aquarium Choir.
I’m Decon E. L. Mouse.

But, Dear Friends in these days of modern time,
when you can’t tell the AC’s from the DC’s,
well aren’t we all yearning for someone who can turn on a little stopping power?

Dear Friends, I mean a smokey glass.
Don’t you think I mean a lightning rod
with which to chase these spooks away?
Don’t you know I mean our own Pastor Rod Flash!

He’s been up for a week,

but he’s coming down!
Firebroiled: Dex, you're already DOWN!
||||||||| Around 7:32 AM, Firebroiled walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 8:28 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern time'
||||||||| Catherwood says "8:28 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ah,clem by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:59 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Fong, just back from New York."
Dexter Fong: Oh Dear, guess it's up to me to scroll-off Firebroiled
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 20, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Dexter Fong wonders why Firebroiled never sticks around
||||||||| Outside, the 9:02 PM bus from Brooklyn pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
ah,clem: hi Dex
Dexter Fong: Hi there Clem, glad to see you operating again
ah,clem: hi,was just very tired last week
Dexter Fong: Hi there clem, glad to see you operating again
ah,clem :)
Dexter Fong: Glad your not so tired then =))
Dexter Fong: Wonder how Firebroiled knew I'd be down first
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd falls out at 9:04 PM.
llanwydd: good evening dear friends
Dexter Fong: Must be something with that 7:32 am sunset
Dexter Fong: hey llan
llanwydd: just curious to know, if you would tell me, is anything playing on cni and if so, what is?
Dexter Fong: Just music for the moment
llanwydd: so I can simulcast if I have it
llanwydd: thanks, dex
Dexter Fong: I think the sond is "The night my server died"
Dexter Fong: song
||||||||| AtomicRoboTween steals in around 9:07 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
AtomicRoboTween: Completely automatic. Never needs recharging...
llanwydd: Hey Tween!
AtomicRoboTween: Hewwo
Dexter Fong: Oh Robotween, like angry puppies, I show my teeth
||||||||| Outside, the 9:07 PM downtown bus from Vancouver pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
AtomicRoboTween: lol
AtomicRoboTween: Hey cease
llanwydd: Hey Cat!
Dexter Fong: It's Vancouver Cat
cease: it is indeed
Dexter Fong: as well as in nature
cease: hey cni is back
Dexter Fong: Clem was tired last week
ah,clem: where did it go?
AtomicRoboTween: Box of Danger is really well done
Dexter Fong: LLan: THink FST is about to begin
llanwydd: aha
Dexter Fong: Thank you Tween
cease: i'm not always alive week to week, but i usually make it here
AtomicRoboTween: You were involved, Dex?
llanwydd: an what charge was clem...oh, TIRED. I read it wrong
Dexter Fong: Clem: Firebroiled was first in chat 7:32 am
Dexter Fong: Clem is gonna play Box of Danger
llanwydd: well, I hope he was aquitted
cease: firebroiled is always first in chat, but never sticks around to actually chat
ah,clem: Firebroiled does not count
Dexter Fong: The first Nick Danger program
AtomicRoboTween: Some of it, anyway
AtomicRoboTween: Further Adventures is the opening track
llanwydd: I have 2 Places, 3 Faces and Missing Shoe
cease: does anyone know is this stuff was redone in some higher fideltiy medium or is it the same as 1969
Dexter Fong: 2 places is the one
AtomicRoboTween: BOD has all sorts of unreleased stuff
cease: i have more nick danger than the box set does. that isn't a good thing
Dexter Fong: Cat: Nothing is the same as 1969
AtomicRoboTween: It sounds better to me, cease
cease: "all sorts" lol
cease: you know what i meant, dex
AtomicRoboTween: lol cease
cease: let me be lucent for a moment, before the hard stuff kicks in
llanwydd: '69 wasn't my favorite year
AtomicRoboTween: You can never have too much Danger in your life
Dexter Fong: Cat: I *know* what you meant, but do you *know* what *I* mean
llanwydd: I started 3rd grade in '69 and it was no fun
cease: i loved 69. got my first radio gig that year
cease: usually these box sets are re-mastered or something
AtomicRoboTween: I was in military school
Dexter Fong: I discovered what '69 meant
llanwydd: '79 may have been my favorite
Dexter Fong salutes AtomicRoboTween
AtomicRoboTween: A guy at the Quaker school I went to next introduced me to FST
Dexter Fong: and spit polishes his bootlegs
AtomicRoboTween: At ease, LL
llanwydd: at ease?
cease: i think there was some remastering when they released the cds
AtomicRoboTween: brb
cease: m,erl would know but he's not here
Dexter Fong: Has anyone noticed young Nick Danger has a bit of a lithp
llanwydd: maybe he's imitating bogart
cease: maybe nick couldn't get the roach out of his mouth
Dexter Fong: Thaths right thweetheart
cease: the lads sound so YOUNG in this
Dexter Fong: ssssssssss!
llanwydd: bogart, not daffy duck
Dexter Fong: Daffy Obama
llanwydd: for some reason, I laughed at that, dex
llanwydd: don't get it but it's funny
Dexter Fong: Funny is what it's all about
Dexter Fong puts lampshade on head and does the macarena
llanwydd: we should elect a President Funny someday
Dexter Fong: Vice-{resident Humorous
Dexter Fong: {Resident}?
llanwydd: yes, the resident vice president
Dexter Fong: BTW Cat, congrats on eliminating that northern threat, Senator Stevens
Dexter Fong: Got a democrat now, so we won't be invading
llanwydd: canada has senators?
cease: thanks dex. it was all my doing
llanwydd: shows you how little I know about canada
Dexter Fong: Although Sarah has been sighted mushing very close to your border
cease: actually we do have senators. appointed, not elected.
llanwydd: the palin iditarod
Dexter Fong: Another BTW Cat: De Vinci show has switched from CBS to ABC here in the big apple
Dexter Fong: didn't miss an episode
llanwydd: I've never seen that
Dexter Fong: But CBS has a long history of picking up interesting Canadian TV shows and then just dropping them in the middle of an exciting exposition
Dexter Fong: the bastards
llanwydd: I don't know of a canadian tv besides second city tv
Dexter Fong: With Nancy's skirt wrapped around her head, it looks like she's wearing a bhurkha
AtomicRoboTween: Saw The DaVinci Code a couple of weeks back
llanwydd: that was canadian if I'm not mistook
llanwydd: tv show I mean
AtomicRoboTween: Really interesting movie. Quite a theory
Dexter Fong: Tween...er uh Mr. Atomic...not the same thing
llanwydd: I don't mean transvestites
AtomicRoboTween: Yeah, I know Dex
Dexter Fong: Transvestites are smaller and don't overheat
AtomicRoboTween: Saw some listing about a DaVinci 'series', but never watched it
llanwydd: you're thinking of a transistor
||||||||| "9:25 PM? 9:25 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits in the comfy chair.
cease: sounds like a line from roller maidens
AtomicRoboTween is a tube-based tobot
cease: hi mud
AtomicRoboTween: robot
llanwydd: Hey Mudhead!
AtomicRoboTween: Hey Mudman
Dexter Fong: Know I'm not...I'm thinking oabout a particularly attractive transvestite I met outside the Lincoln tunnel
cease: how's water and dirt treating you these days
Dexter Fong: Hey Muddy
Mudhead: he's beatin that eagle off eh?
AtomicRoboTween: Eddie Izzard?
Dexter Fong: Ever try to rim a hummingbird
Dexter Fong: Hairy Aims
llanwydd: outside the lincoln tunnel. I'll bet the port authority wasn't too happy
AtomicRoboTween: A slam dunk
AtomicRoboTween: and then it just flew away
Dexter Fong: Tween: lol , for something =))
Dexter Fong: The Bradwhaw baby
Dexter Fong: shaw
llanwydd: save the wisecracks for the warden
Mudhead: more coffins warden?
Dexter Fong: Warren? I just got out of the warren
cease: thanks, i've seen enough
Dexter Fong: Me and a couple thousand bunnies
Dexter Fong: Bunny boys and bunny girls
llanwydd: ah, yes. the playboy club is a warren isnt it?
llanwydd: technically
Dexter Fong: I think the japanese are about to attack pearl harbor
cease: so what did warren decide? that kennedy killed himself?
llanwydd: the warrener report decided that bugs bunny was involved
Dexter Fong: Kennedy killed jack Ruby with Ricin but it was too slow acting
llanwydd: that's a non-sequitur. don't mind me
cease: you familiar with thom hartmann's book about the kennedy assasination?
Dexter Fong: Non-sequitoriam est usted
cease: apparanetly it was made into a tv show but on your disocvery network, not ours
llanwydd: yes and jack benny killed oswald and oswald killed harriett
llanwydd: etc
cease: he says a mobster killed jfk and also bankrolled the assasination of mlk
Dexter Fong: But who killed Rickky Nelson
cease: cocaine
AtomicRoboTween: lol LL
cease: they told him it would kill him but they didnt say when
Dexter Fong: The extra "K" is for extra "kicks"
Dexter Fong: It's Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Fong and inquires "Did you want me?"
Dexter Fong: Is your name danny Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong
cease: if hartmann's investigation is true, i wonder why it hasnt been more widely covered?
cease: still beinmg covered up, as he asserts?
Dexter Fong: Cat: I'm not at liberty to respond
AtomicRoboTween: You want a conspiracy? How about McCain shosing Palin because he didn't want to inherit Bush's mess...
AtomicRoboTween: chosing
cease: oddly the selection of palin concerned a ship i was on in feb
llanwydd: I don't think sarah wanted it eithyer
llanwydd: either
Dexter Fong: Cat: Off the Record: Tony alamo did it
cease: the air america cruise, which is now in belize i think
llanwydd: pardon my sperring
cease: the ship was called the Oosterdam
cease: nd later it was booked by some rightwing mag or foundation
Dexter Fong: Spale me your aporogies
cease: when it came to alaska, kristol and some others went off to meet palin and then came back to ship and decided to make her vp
cease: i think his name startred with an m, dex. marcello or something
Dexter Fong: I knew those Japs would attack us
cease: new orleans and texas mob guy
AtomicRoboTween: Sam Spade never apologizes
Mudhead: nah, its Norwegan
cease: ruby worked for him
Dexter Fong: Marcello Mastrioni?
Dexter Fong: Du-Dah
AtomicRoboTween: Henry Mancini?
Dexter Fong: Henry Miller
Dexter Fong: Or was it Glen Miller
Dexter Fong: or maybe jack Benny Goodman
cease: Thom Hartmann on the JFK Assassination
cease: hmm, that dindt work
llanwydd: it was glen fiditch
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Woody 1 in through the front door at 9:39 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: you don't know jack, benny goodman
Dexter Fong: It didn't work in 1965 either
Dexter Fong: Herro Woodlow
llanwydd: Hey Woody 1!
Woody 1: Ahhh. So You're still here. Just as I expected. Hi there.
Dexter Fong: RoboTween, how like a re-run, hear your father RotoNoto
Woody 1: How are things in Your neck of the way-woods?
cease: The coup was planned to take place on 1st December, 1963. Waldron believes that Carlos Marcello, Santo Trafficante and Johnny Roselli discovered details of the plot, and cite numerous government documents where the mobsters' associates talked about the coup plan. The three mob bosses were extremely angry with the attempts by Robert Kennedy to have them deported or sent to prison. By linking Kennedy's death to the top secret coup plan, the Mafia chiefs could prevent a thorough investigation. Using trusted hitmen with proven experience, the Mafia bosses first tried to kill Kennedy in Chicago (home of Roselli's Chicago Mafia family) on November 2, 1963, then tried again in Trafficante's base of Tampa, Florida, on November 18, before finally succeeding in Dallas, which Marcello controlled. T
cease: hi woody
AtomicRoboTween: lol Dex
cease: what's happening in woodland?
Woody 1: Hey cease.
AtomicRoboTween: RotoNoto now in syndication
llanwydd: I think frank sturgis and howard hunt were involved in the assassination
Dexter Fong: Cat: Unfortunately, there's sooo much speculation and so little actual factual eveidence
llanwydd: seriously
Woody 1: RotoNoto: Wasn't his only mention on Not Insane?
Dexter Fong: afkfr
cease: you saying hartmann is just spec, dex?
cease: i havent read the book, dont especially want to
AtomicRoboTween: Would be great if they could prove it one way or another, Dex
cease: i like what chomsky said about the kennedy assasination
Dexter Fong: Cat: I'm saying a ll the assasination theorys are heavy on speculation
Dexter Fong: afk
llanwydd: not too familiar with chomsky
cease: when they start prosectuitng the assasinators of allende, lumumba, etc,
Woody 1: Woodland is artificially real. Ersats related.
Woody 1: Wow. I missed a good conversation here..
cease: indeed, dex. but hartmann says he worked 20 years on this book uncovering stuff and interviewing people and although i dont like him personally, i doubt he'd make this shit up
cease: there is a firesign play with a wooden character. Thge Great Paisely Whale, or Moby Budd
cease: you have a poniot about "heavy' dex
cease: although i htink hartmann weighs less than i do and i'm far from fat
Woody 1: Kennedy assas.? Heavy stuff, but just in time for the anniversary.
llanwydd: forgot it was the anniversary
llanwydd: that will be saturday
Woody 1: What is the book?
cease: aha, finally "rare" nick danger
cease: ther kennedy book is called Ultimate Sacrifice, by Thom Hartmann.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:48 PM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Principalpoop coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: he has a new one about the mlk killing, the marcello dude also involved with that
cease: hi pooop
Principalpoop: ready for anything, 3rd I
llanwydd: Hey Principalpoop!
Principalpoop: cough cough
AtomicRoboTween: Hey P
cease: when me and myself aren't enough
llanwydd: titled Safe as Mlk
Woody 1: 22nd. I know very well. Always looking for a good read.
cease: i'm reading a surprisingly boring book about napoleon's invasion of egypt
cease: odd, the writer is great on radio and his blog (juan cole)
Woody 1: Hey Poop. Heh huh.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Re: JFK assaination..It's been so many years...Jack ruby was a mob guy, no dout...but with death of Lee harvey...no chance of discovering total truth...and it's not that I son't care, it's just that i don't care any longer
cease: rachel maddow just interviewed him on her radio show today
llanwydd: older non-fiction books are tedious
Principalpoop: target practice on the sphinx with cannons, can you say barbarians?
llanwydd: especially 18th and 19 century books
Woody 1: Wife is watching Rachel right now.
cease: was reading an article in harpers about truth commissions and whether we'll ever find out all the crimes bush has committed
Dexter Fong: Cat: Also, almost of of the assasination conspiratists has an axe to grind
cease: ive never seen her show. we dont get that station here
llanwydd: earl warren was quoted as saying "The truth won't be known for another 75 years".
Dexter Fong: Cat: She's good looking
cease: who killed davey moore, why and what's the reason for?
Dexter Fong: for a lesbian =)))
llanwydd: so I think that indicates at least a cover-up
cease: ive met her, dex.
cease: we had several conversations on the cruise in feb. pix on the blog
Dexter Fong: Cat: it was that guy Bob Dylan sang about
cease: mostly talked aobut mixology
Principalpoop: what can be done when the head of the FBI was a psychotic cross-dresser? and the media never told us...
cease: yes this conversation just reminded me of that lyric, dex
Principalpoop: we are at their mercy, just have fun...
cease: i saw him sing it on that newport show recently repeated endlessly on pbs
Dexter Fong: Poop: Have Mr. Blackwell out him
llanwydd: what dylan song?
Woody 1: Those cross dressers have alot to hide..
cease: but i lvoed that song, though dont rem3ember the fighter
Principalpoop: everybody must get stoned?
cease: not i said the refereee, dont point your finger at me
Dexter Fong: I cut it off
Principalpoop: 2 different things, lots of straight folks are psychotic too
cease: if everyone was stoned, no one would ever typer any btteter than me.
cease: a scary thought
AtomicRoboTween: Dylan's "Hurricane"?
Dexter Fong: Well Cat; I think it's your responsibility to get us all stoned
llanwydd: please, is anybody going to tell me what dylan song?
Principalpoop: no no it was the boxer, simon and garfinkle
Dexter Fong: Yep Tween
llanwydd: you got my curiosity up
cease: no Davey Moore, i dont think he ever recorded it
cease: can i breathe at you?
llanwydd: I'm a dylan fan
llanwydd: hurricane. ah yes
Dexter Fong: Simon and Garfunkle, Tag team boxers
Woody 1: Me too/
cease: i was up until Desire
Dexter Fong: Woody< your'e a tag team boxer?
llanwydd: hurricane was no more a defense of rubin carter than "Joey" was of joe gallo
Woody 1: Hurricane: an awesome tune.
cease: Hurricane was a different song, about a diffrernt fighter.
llanwydd: all tongue in cheek
Principalpoop: a member of the boxer shorts tag team?
Woody 1: No. Dylan fan. Ha.
cease: davey was klilled in the ring, dylan wrote asong aobut it. maybe early 60s
cease: gallo really killed people. apparently reuben didnt
cease: i would consider that a dif, though not in the tunes
llanwydd: guess I didn't hear that song
||||||||| Bambi enters at 9:56 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Principalpoop: hi bambi
Bambi: hello Dear Friends
Dexter Fong: Davgey Moore was killed because he knew the truth about the JFK assasination
cease: hi deer
Principalpoop: how are you?
cease: then why was he killed when jfk was still alive?
Woody 1: Woah. You gotta hear that song.
llanwydd: Hi Bambi!
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Welcome back
AtomicRoboTween: Evenin' Deer Person
Dexter Fong: Cat: Because he knew what was gonna happen
Bambi :-) thanks ... feeling better from that bronchitis thankfully
Woody 1: Hey Bambi.
cease: good to hear, bambi
Principalpoop: both JFK and Elvis are still alive
Dexter Fong: He was a psychic boxer
||||||||| Catherwood enters with H Stones close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:57 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
Dexter Fong: And so is Joe Hill
Principalpoop: ouch poor bambi, glad you feel better
cease: hi stones
llanwydd: Hey Stones!
Dexter Fong: Stones: You're just in time
Woody 1: Brinchitis is nasty. Weird. A commercial about bronchitis is on right now.
Principalpoop: good evening your majesty
Bambi: They just want to go home? (MIB)
H Stones: Greetings one and all
cease: joe's dead
Bambi: hey Stones
H Stones: Hi Bambi
AtomicRoboTween: Hail and well-met, Stones
llanwydd: I've had bronchitis. took quite a while to get rid of
Bambi: yes, bronchitis is nasty crap
Dexter Fong: I dreamt I saw Joe Hill last night alive as Jimmy Hoffa
H Stones: Yo Tweenster
H Stones: I always leave the porch light on in case Jimmy comes home
llanwydd: no, he was a teemster
AtomicRoboTween: I find it's better with a good cheese sauce, Bambi
Dexter Fong: AtomicRoto Tweenster
Principalpoop: a link for you tween, maybe you too stones, http://www.youtube.com/user/chris21125150
cease: my respiratory system is fragile at best of times
Bambi: that or chicken soup Tween LOL
Woody 1: Just had it. Days and weeks of coughing.
Dexter Fong: Think it has to do with enormous amount of reefer?
Principalpoop: i never get bronchitus, too much tar and nicotine in there for any virus or bacteria to live...
Bambi: Clem got me a good expectorant which really helped
llanwydd: I find that cough medicine doesn't help
llanwydd: but sometimes a long hot shower does
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: just had to run its course ... viral
Bambi: totally sucks while you have it
Woody 1: Reefer. I must sneek some into my lungs any minute.
cease: currently my nose feels like a firesign prop
Dexter Fong thinks that poop just might be a smoker...a toker....a midnight jocker
||||||||| Elayne waltzes in at 10:01 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: glad you feel better
AtomicRoboTween: One can always expect help from ah, clem
cease: but that's cuz it's still somewhat numb from operation on tuesday
Principalpoop: HI E
Elayne: Evenin' all!
AtomicRoboTween: Hey E
cease: hi el
Bambi: hey Elayne
llanwydd: interesting. what effect do you think reefer has on bronchitis
Dexter Fong: rocker...roker....joker
llanwydd: Hey Elayne!
Elayne: Operation, Cat?
Principalpoop: my friend, what happened to your nose?
Woody 1: Anybody see the different Firesigns on You Tube?
Dexter Fong: Hey elayne
cease: yo mean people pretending to be firesign?
llanwydd: people have smoked mullein for lung congestion
AtomicRoboTween: You had cospetic surgery, cease? entering the Witness Protection Program?
Elayne: Not me, Woody, do you have any links?
cease: not intentioanally, tween.
AtomicRoboTween: cosmetic
H Stones: small amount of reefer was beloved of victorians for easing bronchitis and as an expectorant, too much reefer on the other hand caused bronchitis
cease: had a black growth on my nose starting end of august and wanted it biopsied which they're ddoing now
||||||||| Woody 1 leaves to catch the 10:03 PM train to Funfun Town.
cease: operatio surprisingly painful
AtomicRoboTween: Wha hoppened, cease?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Woody 1 falls out at 10:03 PM.
Principalpoop: wb woody
Elayne: Hope the results come out okay, Cat.
Principalpoop: do you want positive or negative?
AtomicRoboTween: Surely hope it's nothing, cease...
llanwydd: that makes sense, stones
Dexter Fong: Perhaps it was only snot Cat?
cease: skin cancer probably. ihad it before on my wrist. not the serious kind but it does need taking care of
cease: i should find out in a couple weeks
cease: lol dex. i wish
AtomicRoboTween: wow, sorry to hear that
Principalpoop: you think its a booger, but itsnot
Bambi: hope all is well Cat ... good thoughts and prayers being sent your way
H Stones: that type is rare over here because we dont get enough sunlight to help it along
Woody 1: Back from Funtown. It was a bore. Too many beaners and non-non achievers
AtomicRoboTween: all that sunbathing on Victoria Island, no doubt
cease: people of my glaring whiteness should have nothing to do with the sun
cease: thanks, all
Dexter Fong: I had a skin cancer...had it excised..or maybe exorcised,
cease: i try and wear a hat al lthe time but in the winter i need a tuque which doesnt cover my face
AtomicRoboTween: not all that uncommon these days, unfortunately
Dexter Fong: Try a Fedora Cat
H Stones: true Tween
Principalpoop: more moles and such show up with the years, i used to know the back of my hand, not anymore
Dexter Fong: Or a snappy Borsalino
cease: didnt mccain have melanoma numerous times? thats the serious cancer
cease: lol poop
H Stones: not just sun but a toxic cocktail of chemicals, additives and pollution
Dexter Fong: Poop: Let me give you the back of my hand
llanwydd: yes mccain had a disfiguring operation on it as well
cease: doesn keep my ears warm. unless worn over the tuque
Dexter Fong: Familiarize yourself with it
Principalpoop: i was waiting for that fong, a cuff off the cuff
Dexter Fong: Don't wait too long, poop
H Stones: you can cuff off as well
Dexter Fong huufs off in a cuff
cease: how are things with you and robin, el?
Principalpoop: how is your cuff anyway?
Woody 1: Love the talk. You all know I'm a short stayer most times. Only a couple short hours with the Mrs. Bye yall. Yes, Woody does talk slang and coloquial dialect..
Dexter Fong: A little tight around the wrists
cease: bye woody
H Stones: what a cuffuffal
Principalpoop: ciao baby, do I sound european woody?
AtomicRoboTween: Aduei, Woody
Elayne: Very well, Cat, the first issue of Rob's book came out last week!
llanwydd: I assume that was off the cuff
Elayne: Very much of interest, I think, to Firesign fans, particularly those fond of puns.
Dexter Fong: L8ter Woody
Bambi: have a great night Woody and Mrs
cease: i love the title, el
||||||||| Woody 1 rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Woody 1?! It's 10:08 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
llanwydd: nite woody!
Elayne: It's a sequel to a series of comedy-fantasy novels called "Sir Apropos of Nothing," written by our friend Peter David.
Elayne: Bye Woody!
Principalpoop: puns are the lowest form of something or other
Elayne: I highly recommend perusing the novels first (which can all be found online as PDFs, Robin discovered).
cease: sounds like something robin could really get into, el
Dexter Fong: Marspial?
Dexter Fong: Marsupial?
Elayne: But you don't have to read them to be able to follow the comic.
H Stones: no poop, they are the next lowest, the lowest are the people that make them
Principalpoop: marsupial
Elayne: Cat, it really is close to his dream project so far, but it's a lot of work.
Elayne: Be right back...
llanwydd: catherwood, get me a petroleum latte
||||||||| Catherwood gets llanwydd a petroleum latte.
cease: good work is much better than no work, el
Principalpoop: you don't say stones...
H Stones: yes i do
Principalpoop: not so fast
H Stones: not so
llanwydd: but you didn't say "stones
llanwydd: "
Principalpoop: i said that
llanwydd: I hate that quotation mark being so close to the "enter
Principalpoop: wait, where were we? where is peggy?
llanwydd: "key
AtomicRoboTween: brb
Dexter Fong: enter"
H Stones: we arew where we are
||||||||| At 10:12 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, AtomicRoboTween!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
H Stones: the return of Tween
Principalpoop: the missing tween
Dexter Fong: Cat: This is the Danger I referred to a couple weeks ago with which I was not familiar
H Stones: i hope hes going to pay for those windows
cease: yes dex. this was new to me too
Principalpoop: inky dinky darkness
Dexter Fong: He owes a lot of money, to a lot of widows
cease: ive played it a few times, kinda comes in one ear, goes out the other
llanwydd: which danger is on now?
Principalpoop: school of actors
Dexter Fong: Cat: There are some wonderful departures in it
H Stones: and nothing be tween to slow it down ?
||||||||| At 10:14 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Mudhead!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: llan: It's a new one to most if not all of us
Principalpoop: hi mud
cease: yes dead men drinking cokes is a great line
llanwydd: haven't heard that one
Bambi: hey Mudhead
Dexter Fong: Just Austin and Ossman, with another actor or two
cease: i'll have to listen to it many times more
llanwydd: I've heard that missing shoe
Bambi: good stuff Clem :-)
llanwydd: I bought that when it came out
Dexter Fong: I heard it too, tip toeing along the vestibule
Principalpoop: are you george burns?
Dexter Fong: llan: Live show
llanwydd: I heard it in the eastibule
Dexter Fong: maybe called Lugh Riots of 19??
Principalpoop: ahh the voice of ahhh,clem
Dexter Fong: Laugh
llanwydd: I've heard danger live as well
cease: hi clem
H Stones: hi clem
llanwydd: back in '81
ah,clem: hi all
Principalpoop: everybody in chat says thanks and hi clem
Principalpoop: lugh or luge?
Elayne: Back. What'd I miss?
cease: glad to have you back, clem
llanwydd: the sound effects gags were hilarious
cease: clem is saying hello to us, el
ah,clem: nothing E, just been talking about you on the radio...
Elayne: Oh, hi Clem!
Principalpoop: ahh the missing show now, for you llan
ah,clem :)
Elayne: Have you, Jimmy Lee? Thanks so much!
Dexter Fong: AFK to park car
Principalpoop: hail rita fong
ah,clem: music to park the car by...
llanwydd: missing shoe is 12 minutes long if I remember right
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'AtomicRoboTween', just granted probation at 10:18 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Principalpoop: wb tween
Elayne: Hey Tween!
AtomicRoboTween: hewwo again :)
llanwydd: the illustration on the cover of missing shoe was cool. very marvel comics
ah,clem: the missing shoe had some of the best commercials
llanwydd: I used to stare at that cover while I played guitar and I'd go into a trance
Principalpoop: are you a medium rare lllan?
Principalpoop: rare medium
llanwydd: I'm a well done
H Stones: Well done Poop
H Stones: lol
Principalpoop: raw raw raw
cease: thats the espirits we have here
Principalpoop: so re-enlist
AtomicRoboTween: very cool video about an unusual drummer: Hang Drum: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXn5ba0aT8
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bunnyboy inside, makes a note of the time (10:21 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bunnyboy: Who's missing a shoe?
cease: hi bun!
Bunnyboy: yo cat!
AtomicRoboTween: Who's heard of this?: Firesign TheatreÕs Madhouse of Dr. Fear special for HBO,-starring Don Adams
llanwydd: Hey Bunnyboy!
AtomicRoboTween: Hey Bun
llanwydd: speaking of warrens
cease: is is along way from the comedy of firesign or don adams, alas
Bunnyboy: greets all around
AtomicRoboTween: They did a bit for HBO with Don Adams?
cease: it's painful
Principalpoop: did you see that guy playing yes on a guitar?
Bunnyboy: We got all the dirt outta the Warren Commision.
Principalpoop: hiphop bunnyboy
cease: you been readin gthe log, bun?
AtomicRoboTween: Steve Howe?
llanwydd: catherwood, would you get bunnyboy a would you get...
||||||||| Catherwood gets bunnyboy a would you get.
Bunnyboy: I seem to remember a Madhouse thang...or did I only dream it?
cease: we were talknilg of that earlier
llanwydd: wait a minute I'm not finished with my order
Bunnyboy: Yessir. Sorry about the beak. Thumbs up!
Principalpoop: he is not a commisson, he is a buffett
cease: its rather painful to wear cglasses now, hwich shouyld only make lmy ti[ping even better
H Stones: i just thought i would remind you that its Buy Nothing Day a Week on Saturday
llanwydd: I wear conduct lessons
cease: a warren buffet? have him buy an oswald sandwich to go, hold the ruby sauce
AtomicRoboTween: The Warren Beatty Commission - they were so in vain
AtomicRoboTween: lol cease
cease: the mag i was involved with publicized said day, stones
Principalpoop: with a grassing knoll salad on the side
Bunnyboy: You probl'y think this schlong is about you.
Bambi: hi Bunny and Mrs. Bunny
llanwydd: am I wrong or did jack ruby open the first Ruby Tuesday's?
Principalpoop: grassy
Bunnyboy: Excellent new Annie Leibovitz documentary out on disc - LIFE THROUGH A LENS.
Bunnyboy: Directed and produced by her sister.
cease: is that the one that was on pbx recently?
cease: i saw that
cease: she took some good pix
AtomicRoboTween: A Amsterdam 'coffee shop': "The Grassy Mole"
Principalpoop: it was named after the beatle song, let it be
Principalpoop: i saw a show of her photographing queen elizabeth, she wanted her on a horse wearing her crown and fancy clothes, didn't happen..
AtomicRoboTween: A Amsterdam 'coffee shop': "The Grassy Mole"
H Stones: i should imagine that Dallas is not on Obamas touring plans
AtomicRoboTween: (manual reload)
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
AtomicRoboTween: lol
Bambi: rest well Elayne
AtomicRoboTween: His first act will be to have the air force bomb Love Field
Bunnyboy: I was doing that relentless (woof!) useless factoid searching that I do, and found out that Leibovitz sued Paramount for copyright infringement.
Principalpoop: don't joke about that stones, might come back and bite you,
H Stones: bye for now Elayne
H Stones: staying away can only help i think Poop
Principalpoop: good luck E
Principalpoop: they hate him more than they hated clinton
Bunnyboy: The reason: In promoting one of the NAKED GUN flicks, they pasted Leslie Nielsen's head on Demi Moore's naked, pregnant body...one of Annie's shots for VANITY FAIR.
Bunnyboy: She lost, both initially, and on appeal. Fair Use, doncha know...
Principalpoop: wow bunny
llanwydd: I have an idea for an update of Othello that takes place in dealey plaza next to the grassy knoll
llanwydd: iago is in the third floor window and desdemona is behind the fence
AtomicRoboTween: White supremacists are mildly annoyed, apparently ;)
Principalpoop: and the 25% that think bush is a great president
cease: lol llan
H Stones: surely some mistake Tween
AtomicRoboTween: sounds pretty wild, LL
AtomicRoboTween: yeah
Principalpoop: what are they doing now?
H Stones: i was hoping that when Bush had finsihed showing Obama round the White House, that he would have said "Thank you for that George but we still have a few other places to look at but we will let you know !"
AtomicRoboTween: Getting behind "Palin 2012"
AtomicRoboTween: LOL Stones
Principalpoop: make tween stop, he is scaring me
Principalpoop: the idea of a president palin, would make me move out
AtomicRoboTween: lol
H Stones: If Palin can see russia from her home, the good news is that the russians can see Palen as well
Principalpoop: lucky guys, watching her get in and out of her tanning machine, hehe
AtomicRoboTween: Vancouver might have some new residents ;)
cease: seeing all that footage of alaska on us tv, makes vancouver look tropical
AtomicRoboTween: After 12 years of Bush, I hope my luck will be changing next year
H Stones: not for much longer by all accounts Cease
AtomicRoboTween: no doubt ;)
Principalpoop: i watched that office episode cat, that was winnebago not vancouver
Principalpoop: oops winnipeg
cease: i tried to wath a few minutes of it but it did not capture my interest
AtomicRoboTween: Some beautiful territory in AK, but I doubt I could live there
Principalpoop: it was torture
cease: it was mostly people talking on sets, no exterior shots of anywhere in the few minutes i monitored
Bunnyboy: Oh, wow. Martian Space Party is on YouTube.
Bunnyboy: For you, the viewer.
cease: northern exposure was shot in wahsington state, but it managed to convey what i thinik alaska loks like. lots of mts
H Stones: lots of melting snow and ice too
Principalpoop: what else have i watched, ahh the firefly series.. had not seen it before
cease: yeah i was just in a plane flying north and its' really pretty from the air. i should post some footage on youbue.
H Stones: the Sci Fi space thing, Poop ?
Principalpoop: yes stones
cease: great lakes and snow and such. but you really woulndt want to live there
H Stones: they streamed it on Winamp last year and i watched the full series, i liked it becaus of the characters
llanwydd: how far north did you go, cat?
Principalpoop: i hiked a few miles on the appalachian trail, give me hot water and a heater and restaurants
cease: terrace
Principalpoop: yes stones
cease: a friend has lived there for about 30 yearfs. i visit as often as i can
Bunnyboy: Oh, and EAT OR BE EATEN, too.
Principalpoop: time for another grass run already cat?
Dexter Fong: What is says
cease: i was in a bar watching rays-sox in playoffs while you were chatting that day. a few weeks ago
Principalpoop: wb fong
H Stones: i should imagine there are a lot of Cleggs and Mossies up there come sping
Dexter Fong: tyvm poop
cease: grass doesnt run. others just run over it
Principalpoop: huh? same to you fong
cease: do you think blades of grass mind being stepped on?
Dexter Fong: ThankYouVeryMuch
H Stones: not at all cease, in fact it helps grass to grow
AtomicRoboTween: how sodding interesting ;)
cease: hi dex
Dexter Fong: Ach! Ye Olde Sodde
H Stones: any more like that tween and i will turf you out
Principalpoop: It took oscar 20 minutes to figure out that FU meant felix unger
AtomicRoboTween: lol
cease: i was watching this tv documentary thing today about water, how it responds to emotion.
Dexter Fong: Pretty good for a gold statue
Principalpoop: what kind of water?
cease: i think there is a lot more going on in the biochemical world than we suspect, but our ancestors knew
cease: any water.
llanwydd: oscar who?
llanwydd: meyer?
Principalpoop: oscar madison
Principalpoop: cookie
Dexter Fong: Cat: If our ancestors knew so much, how come they ain't here any more
cease: this guy enamoto who gave this lecture in van my wife was promoting in august gav eus this tape
cease: it wa smade for russian tv i hthink, althoug lots of other scientists, form china, israel, austria, switzerland
Principalpoop: nature is not nice, come on now
Dexter Fong: Enamoto, Atomic Speaker?
llanwydd: aha
cease: jarrod diamond has a theory about that, dex
cease: i meant people used to pay more attentinon to things like water and animals and plants becuase that's the world they knew
llanwydd: that reminds me, I have an idea for a version of an oscar wilde play adapted for Hee Haw
Dexter Fong: Every Kiss begins with *K*
cease: we have mahcines to process them for us
AtomicRoboTween: lol
llanwydd: its called The Importance of Being Ernie
Dexter Fong: Ah a Tennessee Trilogy
AtomicRoboTween: absolutely, cease
llanwydd: it has barbara bush as lady bracknell
Principalpoop: sounds like oscar wilde writing for sesame street
llanwydd: well I won't tell you, just wait till it comes on
AtomicRoboTween: we've lost the concept that we're part of a greater whole
Bunnyboy: CBS DVD just released the final season of ODD COUPLE. Now, you can have the whole series...like me!
Dexter Fong: and Lord Queensbury as Smoked mackerel
cease: of course my father was a better gardner than i'll ever be. he lived through the depression where that was essentail knowledge
Principalpoop: wow bunnyboy wow
cease: is that good, bun, or do you just like watching dvds?
Bunnyboy: They actually sell the complete series in a shrink-wrapped bundle, as well as the individual season sets.
Dexter Fong: ROBO: Oh! Like tiny particles! There is space amongst us!!
cease: i got a letter in the mail today addressed to my father, teling him to upgrade his hearing aid. i guess he wont need it
Principalpoop: not just the depression, 80% percent of americans lived on farms at the other turn of the century, now it is less than 20
AtomicRoboTween likes stanley gardener
AtomicRoboTween: One of Sellers' better efforts
Bunnyboy: cat: I like watching them...sitting on my shelf, gathering dust. But I *COULD* view the content. Anytime! Yeeeeeeeessssssssss....
Principalpoop: who wrote that, anyway, his son was sorta felix who lived a madison type guy while going to college...
cease: chauncy gardener? yes, sellers went out on top
Dexter Fong: During WWII, we had a victory garden...guess what? wse won!!!
Bambi: and I have a feeling we will need those essential skills again
AtomicRoboTween ( cease - idiots
Principalpoop: not enough land for everyone to grow their own, hehe
AtomicRoboTween: Chauncy, yeah that's it
Dexter Fong: Cat: I've always thought that was Seller's most brilliant performance..for somebody who excelled at over the top...
cease: in their databanik, he lives on
Principalpoop: i like to watch too, hehe
AtomicRoboTween: lol Dex
H Stones: just Phoning Honey in NM bbs
Principalpoop: say hi
Bunnyboy: cat: You forgot FU MANCHU. Mondo embarrassment...
Dexter Fong: Stones: Ask her if she's like to get cable
cease: i forgot intentilallly, bun
Principalpoop: woody allen in casino royale, heh
Bunnyboy: BEING THERE is slated for vid re-release next February, I believe.
H Stones: i think a dial up is all thats possible where shes living Fong
Dexter Fong: Yeah Fu wasn't too good, but The Party is also brilliant
Dexter Fong: Cat or anyone: Are we still on the danger Box?
llanwydd: I saw the original casino royale. I understand it was nothing like the book
ah,clem: yes
Dexter Fong: Correct llan
Principalpoop: right, it was a movie
ah,clem: it's still in the box
Dexter Fong: in fact about as far away as you can get
Dexter Fong: Thanks Clem
llanwydd: I'm planning to adapt it for the stage
cease: the 2nd half of life had better be the best
cease: what a great line
Dexter Fong: I've not listened to this portion, but its obviously the part I've heard with all the interplay kept in
llanwydd: although I'd rather do The Longest Day if I can get the funding
cease: i'm not gonna live to be 114, but i expect to live on for some period of time
Bunnyboy: I actually saw Klugman and Randall on stage, in 1975, in THE ODD COUPLE.
llanwydd: never had the normandy invasion on stage. it must be done
Principalpoop: get out, wow wow
ah,clem: this is the last part of "frame me pretty"
cease: it owuld b enice to thikn it will benificent, like it has been to eh firesigns, and even members of this chat
ah,clem: part of disc 2 of "the box"
Dexter Fong: Yjamls agaon C;em. I thought it was
AtomicRoboTween: But LL, All The World's A Stage...
cease: only disc 2?
llanwydd: just put a meatloaf in the oven
Dexter Fong wonders if he's contracted Cat's disease
cease: no a stooge
cease: a seroious scourge
Bambi: it was the salmon moose
Dexter Fong: I've cxontracted a stooge
llanwydd: yes tween but just how many orchestra seats can you sell?
Principalpoop: scrod
AtomicRoboTween: If you put a meatlof on the oven, all you get is batos out of hell, LL ;)
cease: the firesign is based on shall we say, alternate spelling
AtomicRoboTween: Depends on the musicians, LL
llanwydd: hadn't thought of that, tween
Dexter Fong: I was scrod silly but I didn't care, I was no longer hard of herring
cease: getting information thru a haze, as it were
llanwydd: this will be good though. I used ground turkey and about 20 whole garlic cloves
Principalpoop: you said that on porpoise fong
Dexter Fong: No hazing in this fraternity
Dexter Fong: Just enforced power frinking
Dexter Fong: drionking
Principalpoop: fraternity, equality, beastality
H Stones: Honey says Hola, from Zero NM
Dexter Fong: and NO! Frinking
Bambi: Hola Honey!
llanwydd: yes that's true. we've never had initiation rituals here, have we?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: hola to ground zero
llanwydd: that's something to be proud of
cease: hi honey
cease: all the honiest
AtomicRoboTween: Mzzzz Sanchez
Dexter Fong: Oh! Honey!! Like tiny drops of honey...tears flow ever so slowly
AtomicRoboTween: What would you suggest,, LL?
Dexter Fong: Bitter sweet
Principalpoop: why, that is beautful fong
H Stones: Honey says hi Poop and Hi Cease and of course Tween
AtomicRoboTween: Yes. Why
Dexter Fong blushes
Dexter Fong giggles
llanwydd: I was actually saying it's a good thing we don't, tween. why what woul dyou suggest
llanwydd: I'm open to ideas
AtomicRoboTween: lol
Dexter Fong wraps bhurkha around poops' head
Bambi: hey Honey didn't say Hola to Bambi lol
Bambi: (Bambi said Hola Honey!)
H Stones: Honey said Hola to all, i think it lost something in my translation
Dexter Fong: From Hola to Bambi...from Memphis to Mobile...
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: blame stones bambi, he is slow at dictation at his age
Dexter Fong: Wherever the four winds break
AtomicRoboTween: There's a holatta honey in every bite of Moleskin Cookies
cease: what song is that, dex. sounds familiar
Bambi: heheheehe ... was only teasing anyway ;-)
Dexter Fong: Cat: Dat be de blues in de night
H Stones: Poop, listen sonny, dont cheek your elders
Dexter Fong howls "awhooie de whooie
ah,clem: eat 'em, wipe 'em off, eat 'em again, your first box will be your last.
Principalpoop: sorry your highness, i forgot my place
AtomicRoboTween swears he's not a Red!
llanwydd: I had forgotten for a while that Ma Rainey was first on EYKIW before it was on Missing Shoe
cease: you know the dylan tune, memphis blues?
cease: good pointk llna
llanwydd: they did a ma rainey commercial when I saw them at Town Hall in 1981
Dexter Fong: Cat: You think I'm stuck in Mobile?
AtomicRoboTween likes Tish Hinajos'a "Taos To Tennessee"
Dexter Fong: With the Noh Chorus again?
llanwydd: the bricks lay on Grand Street...
AtomicRoboTween: Hinajosa
Principalpoop: the lamb lays down on mint avenue
AtomicRoboTween: We don't allow noh chorus here
AtomicRoboTween: and is splattered on Broadway
Bunnyboy: Who fans should check out THE WHO LIVE AT KILBURN 1977.
llanwydd: I first heard memphis blues on greatest hits volume 2 and I thought it was magical
Dexter Fong: Mama-san don't arrow noh Glegolian chant either
Principalpoop: who?
cease: i love the Who's Next album. not that much else
llanwydd: that was the only bob dylan album I liked for many years before I got into his music about 1982
AtomicRoboTween: Haven't heard of that one
cease: baba o'reilly the best head phone tester i know
AtomicRoboTween: lol Dex
Principalpoop: guess who?
cease: may be buyuing new headphones soon
cease: my old (20) ones are falling apart. when i put them, they dissolve some more
AtomicRoboTween: Quadrophenia is a real favorite
Principalpoop: the radioshack wireless are surprisingly good and last long time
llanwydd: in my opinion keith moon was the attraction of the who and he was more fun to watch than to listen to
Bunnyboy: cat: Aw, give QUADROPHENIA another try.
AtomicRoboTween: How much, P?
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Is that Lorelie Kilburn, young debutant, and faithful companion to Britt Reed, Editor of the Daily Sentinel, and part time Green Horney?
cease: wireless, eh? i like the idea.
cease: ok, bun.
Principalpoop: less than 60
cease: but first i gotta get phones that dont fall aprt on my clothes
AtomicRoboTween: That pretty good, if they sound ok
AtomicRoboTween: Might have to look into that
cease: but thqt would need a system to iteract with, wchih i dont have
Principalpoop: i have horrible ears, they work, that is all i can affirm
Bunnyboy: Britt was faithful to Kato.
llanwydd: the ancient foam padding crumbling on you?
cease: yesm, llan
H Stones: can you flap your ears Poop ?
cease: when i obuhgt them, i was told they'd last forefver.
Dexter Fong: Cat: If you don't want to spend alot, I recommend Grado, cheapest headphones
cease: i guess forever aint what it used to be
Bunnyboy: BTW, there's a Green Hornet film in pre-production...and it's a comedy!
AtomicRoboTween: and Kato was faithful to The Green Hornet
Bunnyboy: Hopefully, a good one.
Dexter Fong: Bunny: But Kato changed his nationality from japanese to Korean
Principalpoop: no stones, should i try?
AtomicRoboTween: I like the wireless idea
H Stones: never waste an opportunity Poop
AtomicRoboTween: Played by Bruce Lee, a Chinese ;)
Principalpoop: ordinary earplug socket on the pc or stereo cat
cease: the crumbling ones cost me $500 new. beyerdynamic dt 91
Dexter Fong: Correct, Oh highly observant Tween
llanwydd: I use ear buds but I prefer the old headsets
cease: DT 911s
Bunnyboy: And Peter Sellers, a Brit, as Fu Manchu!
Principalpoop: i prefer the headsets too
cease: great phones in their time
Bunnyboy: And least he wasn't a filthy Swede. Oop!
AtomicRoboTween: Beyer makes great stuff
Dexter Fong: Cat: If it's just the rubber surroinds crumbling, you can get hew ones
Bunnyboy claps his hands over his racist mouth
llanwydd: some albums seem made for headsets
AtomicRoboTween: Hey, Bunny!! lol
Dexter Fong: And warner toland as a generic oriental
cease: no, the whole thing is faling apart. the headstrap no longer connects, etc
cease: i'm in market for replacement as good as this
Principalpoop: if you do that with headphones, i want no details about your shorts cat
cease: i see bose advertised a lot but avertising is not necesarily a good thing
cease: as i know too well
Dexter Fong: Well, Grado are very good and very reasonable, but if you want to spend more, Sennheiser are also good
cease: i know that name, dex
cease: i want to hear what i put in my plays, for example.
cease: that requires some quality
Dexter Fong: Cat: Just so you know, Bose is bullshit...they spend 100's more on adverticing that they do on R&D
Principalpoop: ask dave which are the best headphones
Bambi: ...
AtomicRoboTween: "Nick Danger Meets E.T." - pretty good
cease: basbmi, you;re an aexpert on headphones
AtomicRoboTween: And speaking of disconnecting...
cease: thankks for the tip, dex
Dexter Fong: Tween, if you haven't heard this, it's great
Bunnyboy: cat: You know what my audio production teacher called Bose? "Blows".
AtomicRoboTween: That's it for me , guyz
cease: you leaving us, tween
Principalpoop: already tween? thanks again, night
cease: sleep well, tween
AtomicRoboTween: Be well and happy, folks
AtomicRoboTween: Remember, Box Of Danger makes the perfect aural gift, and don't forget to support CNI Radio, without which, none of this would have been necessary...
Bunnyboy: nite Tween!
Bambi: have a great night Tween
llanwydd: good to see you again, tween. take care.
AtomicRoboTween: nytol
Dexter Fong: Oh! RoboTween!! Like departing boxcar....no hobo aboard
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:16 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs AtomicRoboTween by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
H Stones: bye for now tween
Bunnyboy: Ah, that's right. Seth Rogen and Stephen Chow, starring in THE GREEN HORNET, directed by Stephen Chow (KUNG FU HUSTLE).
llanwydd: tween wasn't here last week
llanwydd: and the week before that was the first time I ever forgot about firesign chat
Dexter Fong: Kung Foo Hustle, the forbidden dangerous dance
cease: ever?
Principalpoop: i had forgotten you forgot about the chat llan
Dexter Fong: Cat: Ever. I've been keeping attendance
Principalpoop: no fair fong, nobody told me
Principalpoop: i would have been here the times i was not here
Dexter Fong: Don't worry poop, it's Firebroiled...he comes early and then leaves...not truly attneding
Principalpoop: ahh ok
cease: yes poop, i can say the same
cease: is firebrioled a bot?
Bunnyboy: Pizza time theatre, yeah yeah yeah
Dexter Fong: Cat: I don't think so
Bunnyboy: Nitey, yez
Dexter Fong: You prolly remember him from IRC chat
cease: by bun
Principalpoop: hop hip bunny
Dexter Fong: Night Bun
cease: yes firebroiled has been here for a long time
cease: irc was thankuflly long ago
Bambi: thanks Clem!
Dexter Fong: Yes...been here...but somehow not really here
Bambi: have a great night everyone!
Bambi: great to see you all
||||||||| Bunnyboy departs at 11:20 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: Good to see you Bambi
Principalpoop: ET meeting nick danger, i can die now
||||||||| Bambi leaves to catch the 11:20 PM train to Brooklyn.
Dexter Fong: And grats on becoming Democrat this election
Principalpoop: thanks ahh, clem, bambi
||||||||| 11:21 PM: Bambi jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
llanwydd: wb bambi
Principalpoop: wb bambi
Dexter Fong tries to close closet door
Bambi: I was a democrat at 18 ... I am independent today lol
Bambi: see ya all
cease: all the best, bambi and clem
||||||||| Bambi is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:22 PM.
Dexter Fong: Night again Bambi
Principalpoop: thanks again keepers of the root
Principalpoop: toad away
Dexter Fong: Thank you for being back Clem
ah,clem: good night everyone
Principalpoop: indeed fong
||||||||| ah,clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah,clem exits at 11:23 PM.
Dexter Fong: brb
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Principalpoop: we are alone cat, kiss me you fool
Principalpoop: hehe
llanwydd: one of tweeny's mass mailings
Principalpoop: some of those are excellent llan
Principalpoop: stop kissing now cat, and no tongue i said
cease: lol
llanwydd: there weren't many of us here last week, were there?
Principalpoop: you have a sandpaper tongue like a cat, cat, better get that checked
llanwydd: I thought that was odd
cease: dave was here and i talked to him on the phone for a lnog time
Principalpoop: ahh nice
cease: he hadnt been here in a while
cease: i dont hink el showed up last week
Principalpoop: a busy time of year for many folks
cease: indeed
Dexter Fong: I'm back yoou impetuous fools
Principalpoop: wb fong
Principalpoop: brb
Dexter Fong: Have some tongue?
cease: poop was taking advantage of me
llanwydd: where you been, dex?
cease: that sounds like a southpark episode
Dexter Fong: You've got to close your borders, Cat
Dexter Fong: llan: Why do you ask?
cease: did you hear about hits kick a ginger day thing?
cease: kids are not going to school here in canada because of that
llanwydd: just curious
cease: a southpark virus. the lads are really irriesponsible about that
Dexter Fong: What?????Cat???
cease: no this i s abig thing. google it
llanwydd: maybe that's a personality disorder on my part. I'm sorry
Dexter Fong: Kick a Ginger??
cease: on all local and naitonal news channels, warnings to red headed kids
cease: its ounds liikea a meme gone bad
llanwydd: don't kick ginger baker
cease: i should have mentioned it earlier, surprised you didnt hear of htis
Dexter Fong: A mime gone bad, the very thought is deafening
cease: we dont get southpark here the same day as you , or even same year but i think new one is on tomorrow night
cease: last weeks was about obama wining elecrion but doesnt mean it was that recent
Dexter Fong: Cat: We get it before you, so you know someone here would warn you about such a thing
cease: i dont have red hair but my father did, as a young man
cease: since i got up this morning it has been on the news a dozen times on differnt media
llanwydd: catherwood, what's the capital of philadelphia?
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to llanwydd and says "Did you want me?"
cease: so it isnt a south park prank, like the new york times thing.
cease: hey did you get one, dex?
cease: ive just seent the webiste but laura suanders interview with the yes man was so inspring
Dexter Fong: Cat: Maybe they're confusing it with Cartman/s Syndrome
llanwydd: don't put the cart before the syndrome
cease: http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20081120/BC_ginger_kicking_081120/20081120/?hub=BritishColumbiaHome
Dexter Fong: Cat: Only news I've kept up with is the Somali Pirates, and how India gun SHIP BLEW ON OF THEIR MOTHERSHIPS OUT THE WATER>>>ACTUALLY UNDER THE WATER sorry for caps
cease: but the pirartes got away, isee. doest this remind you of How Time Flies?
llanwydd: well, I'm going to cut out fur diese woche
cease: dex, did you get one of th parody ny times?
cease: apparently they gave out 1.2 mil of them, mostly in nyc
Dexter Fong: Gutenabend Herr aktor
llanwydd: good night
Dexter Fong: Cat: No, first I've heard
cease: the dif between adbusters and the yes men
cease: www.nytimes-se.com
cease: this was last week
H Stones: well guys Honey says good night so its good night from me too
cease: a big thing on our news, for some reason
Dexter Fong: Adbusters and the Jah! Jan! Brotherhood
H Stones: stay safe and have a good week
cease: all the best, stones
Dexter Fong: Night Holems and Honey, you two cross er uh stary eyed kids
Principalpoop: i will jump back in to say good night your majesty and honey
H Stones: staring eyes come with the territory Fong
Principalpoop: you too llan? night night
cease: all the moistest, honey
H Stones: byeee
Dexter Fong: Yah jump right in a you shake it all about, and that'sd how you do funky chicken
Dexter Fong: The secret ingredient for tonights Iron Chef contest is...............................Funky Chicken
cease: i onlyu barley know what that is
cease: both fc and ichef
cease: a local guy apparently won the award and is world famous cuz of it, but here he couldnt even keep his restaurant
cease: rob feeny, now works for some corporate restaurant chain. well paid i'm sure
Dexter Fong: Cat: I'm surprised you are unfamiliar with Iron Chef,,,either the original Japanese and the american Food Channel "Iron Chf
Dexter Fong: with Bobby Flay, Chef Norimoto, Maria bataille, etc
cease: but he has left vancouver as daniel bould takes over his space here
cease: i watcheda few minutes and dind ilke it. same with the whole food chanel
cease: for one as food obssesed as i, i never watch the food network.
cease: id rather read of food than see pix and deal with than kind of packaging
Dexter Fong: Cat: Daniel Boulet is not well thought of in NYC, maybe not by foodies but by people in the neighborhoods he operates in...he's kind of a bastard
cease: i did watch one food show b4 we went to italy, mario eats italy. learned a lot and wnat to go top his restuarnt in nyc
cease: at least one of them. seems s fun guy, maybe food is fun too
cease: only reason i watched the show is cuz we were going to italy
Dexter Fong: Cat: If it ain't fun it's not worth doing
cease: i'll find out what his food tastes like when he opens here, i think next month
Dexter Fong: Mario?
cease: batalik yes
Dexter Fong: or Bouley
cease: and tht jean-georges dude is opening up here in jan i think
Dexter Fong: Well, I put off watching Iron Chef for a long time beause it's nighly :entertaining' etc but watching great chefs come up with 5 dishes from appetizer to desert using a particular item they'd no idea of has proved to be both entertaining and educational
Dexter Fong: that's fie dishes from inception to plating in one hour
Dexter Fong: five
cease: i was away from keyboard
cease: i just want to eat the best food i can eat before i die
Dexter Fong: Ketchup them
Dexter Fong: Fast Food?
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| H Stones - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: i dont thikn i'll live to your lofty years, but i hope to enjoy my 60s. and that wont be on fast food
Dexter Fong: A double jaundice strike
cease: i gotta learn how to make or hire someone to make really good veg/fruit stuff
Dexter Fong: Cat: C'mon now...stretch it out....it doesn't get any better but you have more patience at my age =_))
cease: fumio cooks meat really well but we dont eat it very much
cease: my goal at this point in time is to find the best food and that means when a meal is really poor, i have gambled a lot emotionally on it
cease: so its worse than if i wasnt expecting it to be good
Dexter Fong: If you don't eat a lot of meat, all reet! no...if you don't, then you're menu gets a little more problamatic
cease: so i tolerate bad food less and less, and get depressed about it. not good
cease: i eat mostly fish/seafood, seriously and interestingly cooked No raw allowed near me.
cease: crab cannelon last night, for example
cease: some rather lousy mushrom creations at an ujpscale italian place, its on my blog
Dexter Fong: There's some bad food admittedly but it does keep you alive sop that you can look forward to a better meal
cease: crabv can is frozen, from store, not restaurant. and much better
cease: my childhood was constant bad food so i expected it
cease: yes, food to me meant stayhing alive, not enjoying anything
Dexter Fong: Cat: +))
cease: fumiyo is like that now.
Dexter Fong: Depressed?
cease: our chemistries change over our lifetimes, as you know better than we
cease: i was at the end of the meal , yes. it was so much less than i expected
Principalpoop: back maybe
cease: but i did learn of an eating club, there at the smae time as us, that i htink i 'll be haning out wtith in the future
Principalpoop: what are we talking about?
cease: hi hpop
cease: me and dex just overtaliking aobut food, for someone hwo rarely eats
Dexter Fong: I duno Cat, but I do a lot of the cooking, and I like it to taste good
cease: good is best, dex
cease: better is better
Dexter Fong: So learn to cook Cat
cease: i can make pretty good food, dex. problem is, its hard to cook for 1
Principalpoop: the atmosphere is important too
cease: we have brand new ktichen so i am totally inspired to use the fancy new appliances
Dexter Fong: What is better? Is it originality, presentation, or taste?
cease: make good things
cease: it has to taste good
Principalpoop: from the looks of things, you are into micro-taste events
Dexter Fong: *ALL* cuisines have their comfort foods
cease: tapas was a revelation to me
Dexter Fong: Adn those usually taste really good, but it's nice to look for new tastes
cease: and i revelled in japannese bar food for decades
Principalpoop: i have no palate, just give me more salt or horseradish or catsup, everything tastes good
cease: yes new is a constant search
cease: my wife complains that mine has grown too sophisticated to go out to dinner with
cease: thaknfully we've had a lot of guests recently meaning she's been cooking alot
Dexter Fong: Tapas is very interesting,,,lottsa veggies]lol Cat: I IMAGINE SHE"S RIGHT +)))))
Principalpoop: send her here cat lol
cease: it would be very hard for any chef in vancouver to make something as good as fumiyo
cease: considering ingredients, of course
Principalpoop: oops, she spoiled you with fine dining, i misunderstood
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
cease: there seemed to be a time when i could not find good scallops in vancouver.
Dexter Fong: I like to hit the greenmarket early, then head for central park where we butcher the sheep and tourists
cease: didnt mean they werent on the menu, just no one complained. to me they were terrible
cease: i'll try and avoid hyour cleaver when i'm there, dex
Principalpoop: try to find some roanoke scallops
Principalpoop: just try lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: Don't worry, we would kill as atasty a tourist as you all at once
cease: maybe i have to go to roanoak to get them
Principalpoop: none here, just frozen
Dexter Fong: I think you can substitute any oyster for a raonoke Oyser
cease: i'm, getting to know some of the local chefs now, that should help
Principalpoop: i tried the lobster pieces at long john silvers, they have a lot of nerve
Dexter Fong: avoid frozen if you can, look for the packaged ones in your fish mongers ice case
Principalpoop: frozen is awful
cease: i hear lobster now is as cheap as its ever been
Principalpoop: no fish monger i have found
Dexter Fong: My Dear Friend Poop: Red Lobster is to cuine as M&M is to Hip Hop
cease: i had lobster done by a visiting 3 michelin star chef recently.
Principalpoop: the us government has expanded the definition of what is a lobster....
cease: the lobster would come back to life to thank the chef for doing that to him
Principalpoop: mmmmm cat mmmmmm
Dexter Fong: cat: Ye Lobster is cheap because demand has fallen, and Canadian Processor have had to close up
cease: i dont get the refs, dex, m&m is a candy n your countyr, right? here its called Smarties for some reason
Principalpoop: my dad had a friend in maine, once in a blew moon, would have some flown to us in DC, spoiled rotten, i know what it is supposed to be
Dexter Fong: M&M is a white rapster of dubiousn quality
cease: yeah, youre the lobster guy poop. look at my blog, whihc is once again as www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Principalpoop: still alive, snapping at our dogs on the kitchen floor lol
cease: scroll down to the le crocodile thing, 3 or 4 pieces down
Principalpoop: i saw it there, the other day
Principalpoop: new?
cease: oh that guy, i thought it was eminem
Principalpoop: i visit, you are in my favorites list
Principalpoop: never eaten at a red lobster
cease: i know he used a lot of champagne in the sauce. it was good enough for napoleon to come back and conquer europe to eat
Dexter Fong: There are good lobsters from Maryland north but for the best, it's maine where the steam then in a blast furnace and serve it with melted butter for 9 or 19 dolars
Dexter Fong: 9 or 10
Principalpoop: sweet and a little sea salt, just need a little butter, wow
Dexter Fong: Very little roadside shack sell lobster rolls ....,mn mn good
cease: yes good salt is a blessing
cease: the woman we babysit her dog for every summer, etc,
Dexter Fong: An old salte?
cease: goes back to greece ands comes back witgh salt from her parents farm on coast of crete
cease: irts' REALLY GOOD
Principalpoop: make my mouth water fong
Principalpoop: even my palate knows good lobster
Dexter Fong: Let's eat!!!!!!!!!!
cease: a little salt, butter and lemon makes anything fomr the sea sing
Principalpoop: i have not even had a good crab cake in a long time
Principalpoop: or crab,
cease: nmaybe a fresh herb or 2 but nothing to interfere with the pleasure of the fish
Dexter Fong: I've a caviar pie waiting for me in the fridge after chat
cease: i been feasting on great crab all day, poop
Principalpoop: i won't say what I made for dinner, you both would shun me hehe
Principalpoop: oh my cat
Principalpoop: it is that time of year, oh
Dexter Fong: Dugeness? Alaskan King? Joe's Stone?
cease: dungeness
Dexter Fong: With Garlic Sauce?
cease: this cheese shop i patronize does these crab canollonis that are as good as any restaurant
cease: no, a more subtle rosee suace
Dexter Fong: What kkind of chheese
Principalpoop: i don't even know whether my oldest brother or sister got all the hammers and pincers and tools
cease: a litt herbier than i'd make it, but still awesome
cease: id have to go look.
Dexter Fong: I think I have to go eat my caviar pie
cease: you used to catrch crab, poop?
Principalpoop: yes, maryland shore, lower virginia
cease: yes, expensive food seems to cal to us
Principalpoop: or buy them fresh
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Poop, there's a cure for crabs
Dexter Fong: d sand.......
cease: they must have tasted fantastic
Dexter Fong: They get drunk and stone themsleves to death
Principalpoop: as I said, spoiled rotten, the frozen stuff has no flavor
cease: a good way to die
Principalpoop: and the fake crab is well, fake crab
Dexter Fong: Whickey and sand?
cease: indeed poop
cease: indeed
cease: they catch em here, make crab canneloni out of them once a month or so. i really look forward to it
Dexter Fong: Next weeks secret ingredient................Rutabagas!!!!!!!!!!!
Principalpoop: wow
Principalpoop: i thought it was rhubarb, boy was I confused
Dexter Fong: Good night Iron Gourmands
cease: off we go
Principalpoop: night all, thanks, bon ap :)
||||||||| cease is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 12:17 AM.
||||||||| 12:17 AM -- Principalpoop left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
AtomicRoboTween
Bambi
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Firebroiled
H Stones
llanwydd
Mudhead
Principalpoop
Woody 1 URL References:
http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20081120/BC_ginger_kicking_081120/20081120/?hub=BritishColumbiaHome
www.nytimes-se.com
www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
http://www.youtube.com/user/chris21125150
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXn5ba0aT8

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"