Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
10/23/2008

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 23, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| "7:13 AM? 7:13 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Firebroiled should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Firebroiled enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Firebroiled: (Betty Jo Bialowsky!.
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I hadn’t heard that name since college..
Everyone knew her as “Nancy.”.
Then it all came rushing back to me .
like the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist!.
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It was Pig Nite at the Ohm Mane Padme Sigma House . . .)
||||||||| At 7:13 AM, Firebroiled dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:11 AM, dragging Disco DeFlector & Halo Weeny by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Disco DeFlector & Halo Weeny: We gotta have muzik!!
Disco DeFlector & Halo Weeny:

Disco DeFlector & Halo Weeny: Catherwood, strike me from the wreck chords, now.
||||||||| Catherwood strikes Disco DeFlector & Halo Weeny from the wreck chords.
||||||||| At 8:14 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Disco DeFlector & Halo Weeny!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| ah,clem bounds in at 8:20 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem departs at 8:22 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| 8:59 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
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||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: hey....
||||||||| Catherwood leads Dexter Fong in through the front door at 9:04 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: hey dex
||||||||| 9:05 PM: H. Stones jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Dexter Fong: Hey right back Merlyn
H. Stones: hi Merlyn, Hi Fong
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'cease', just granted probation at 9:05 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ah,clem in through the front door at 9:05 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
H. Stones: Yo Clem
cease: i'm back, but far from beautiful
Dexter Fong: Hey Merlyn and hi Clem
Dexter Fong: Hey Stones
Dexter Fong: Hiya Cat
ah,clem: hi all
cease: i noticed i was missed last week
ah,clem :)
H. Stones: a miss is as good as a mile
Dexter Fong: But of course Cat
||||||||| 9:07 PM: Tween-For-A-Day jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Dexter Fong: Tween
H. Stones: greetings Tween
cease: as y'all were chatting i was in a bar in a boston pizza in a northern town watching tampa bay over red sox 7-0.
cease: we left cuz it was too boring, only to disocver the next day that the sox rallied to win 8-7
cease: so i missed All the Excitement in both places!
Dexter Fong: It's not over till the fat lady is thrown out at home
Tween-For-A-Day: Good eeeeevening
H. Stones: 50% more fat ladies have been evicted than last year
Dexter Fong: It
cease: your financial crisis is making my town full of holes i see on the news
Dexter Fong: s Count Tweenula
cease: hi tween
cease: all these holes were dug for new condos and such and now the companys have gone bankrupt
H. Stones: the American crisis has at least rediscovered socialism
cease: may we can make olympic venues out of them
Dexter Fong: Cat: Those holes are just cave dwellings on their side
cease: i could have leant them tommy douglas if they were serious about socialism
cease: no, the city is viewing this as a peril to pedestrians
Tween-For-A-Day: Obama may well find himself pressured to be a new FDR
cease: glad i wanst wandering around downtown with a head full of intoxicants and a camera full of beauty
Dexter Fong: OH no, the Japanese are going to attack us agian
Merlyn: dig a hole that's big enough and everyone will want to jump into it
cease: i've had a cold since i got back from the north, not surprsingly, so now ambulatory photo adventures for me
cease: one can hope, tween
cease: hey merl, i see in the log that last week you said bergman wanted to get the guys together for something
Tween-For-A-Day: 2009 is going to be an interesting year
cease: i yhope someone is waving funds in front of them
H. Stones: who in these days can afford clothes like Palin ?
cease: her "handlers"
H. Stones: Have just made virtual tea if anyone fancies a cup
Merlyn: yes cat, bergman wants to do something
Tween-For-A-Day: President Palin. Now there's a reason to move to Canada ;)
Dexter Fong: Ah thanks Homes, I'll just roll a bomber onto the runway
cease: its as if the republicans cant give enough reasons not to vote for them. they keep coimng up with More
cease: does he smell coinage, merl?
Dexter Fong: Sir Thomas More a republican?
Merlyn: not that I've heard cat, he just wants to do stuff as FT
Tween-For-A-Day: More republican than who?
cease: i see
H. Stones: anyone fancy a cupcake ?
Dexter Fong: More republican than Demosthenes
cease: i hpoe the lads can come up with something
cease: it is certainly inspiring times
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:16 PM and Honey waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
H. Stones: Hi Honey
Dexter Fong: Waltzing Honey
cease: hi honey
Honey: Hello friends
cease: i hear you're good on wounds
H. Stones: passes Honey a cup of virtual tea
Honey: yes a real clara barton
Honey: ooooh thank you
Tween-For-A-Day: Hey Honey
Honey: catherwood some honey for my tea please
||||||||| Catherwood fors Honey's tea.
Honey: euwwww
H. Stones: i think Catherwood has had a stroke
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear H. Stones
cease: sometihng on one of the consumer reports segments on local news about dif kinds of honey used therapeutically
Tween-For-A-Day: Did Demosthenes give you the grapes?
Honey dumps out the tea and get's another cup
cease: i just burned my finger a few minutes ago taking tin foil off eggplant so the idea of therapy appeals to me
Dexter Fong: Demosthenes gave me the cramps
H. Stones: better than the crabs Fong
Honey: yes tween he did the grapes are cramping grapes
cease: did yo just return from ancient greece?
Honey: put some honey on it cat
Honey: or some aloe vera
Tween-For-A-Day: In your jaw from oratory?
Dexter Fong: Put the egg plant between your knees
Honey: stick your finger in the eggplant
Dexter Fong: and make a wish
cease: i just put some japanese ointment on it.
Dexter Fong: Wasabi?
cease: wil it improve my vocabulary?
Honey: made from real oint?
cease: anyone got box of danger?
H. Stones: yes, honey but well ment
Honey =)
Dexter Fong: I got it cat
cease: speaking of ointment
Tween-For-A-Day: not yet, Cat - maybe next month
Merlyn: I got it cat, haven't listened yet tho
cease: i only listened to the sections i thought i didnt have. turns out i was wrong
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu had "School for Actors"?
Honey whispers sweet nothings in catherwoods ear
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Honey and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
cease: havnet checked, dex. thanks for alerting me
Honey: gee lighten up Cathie you're such a stuffed shirt!
Dexter Fong shouts hot somethings into Catherwood's ears to see if they burn
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and asks "Did you need me?"
H. Stones: Stones yells sour everythings into Catherwoods ear
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to H. Stones and says "Stop typing gibberish, H. Stones!"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:25 PM and late as usual, it's Elayne, just back from California."
Elayne: Greetings from the West Coast!
Honey: hello
H. Stones: Hi Elayne
Dexter Fong: Elayne, how was HOLLYWOOD
H. Stones: were you sitting your Valley Girl exams Elayne ?
Dexter Fong: Ah, E is in San Fran
Elayne: Haven't been to Holllywood (as Bullwinkle would say, "with three or four L's") yet, Dex. Just got to our hotel room in Northridge.
Elayne: Oh, fer sher Stones!
Honey: so many films and tv series are being made here now in new mexico that it is officially being called "Tamalewood"
Tween-For-A-Day: Hi E
cease: hey el
H. Stones: Whatever
cease: welomce to my coast
Dexter Fong: Wasn't Northridge the epicenter of a seismic event not so long ago
Honey: yes
Elayne: Sure was, Dex. As my brother said, "it was right under my ass." His house is fine though.
Tween-For-A-Day: Cool, Honey
cease: i went to school there, el. it was then called valley state, now some kina u.
Dexter Fong: Sleep in the doorway Elayne
Elayne: Thanks Cat! Can't stay that long, bro and almost-sis-in-law will be here soon to take us out for sushi.
Honey: all the chic bums sleep in the doorways
cease: enjoy the sun, el
Elayne: "Don't sleep in the doorway darlin', don't stand in the nonexistent rain..."
Honey: yes enjoy the fog too
Dexter Fong: I haven't seen a sheik bum since I left Iraq
Elayne: It was friggin' 92 degrees when we landed. I miss autumn already.
H. Stones: i left my cake out in that rain ?
Honey: you will be back to it soon enough if i were in california i would be in heaven fer sure
cease: i just got bsack from northern climes, your weather is far away
Dexter Fong: Homes I saw one of those Skeik bums running away with it
Honey: you did? it took so long to bake it
Honey: you'll never have that recipe again
H. Stones: thanks for that Fong, probably the same bum who stole my Hat in San Francisco
Dexter Fong: stones was that your Hippy hat, your Happy hat, or your Angry hat?
Elayne: Just tuned in to the World Series, probably won't be watching it that long...
H. Stones: probably just as well Honey, was my latest recipe for Anchovie Strudel
H. Stones: it was my stolen hat, Fong
cease: my friend and i left bar bored with rays up 7-0 last thurs, only to miss all the action
Tween-For-A-Day: Nder & the Constitution Party candidate are debating live on C-Span: http://www.cspan.org/Watch/C-SPAN2_rm.aspx
Dexter Fong: The case of the boosted Borsolino
H. Stones: I think a constitution would be a good idea, Tween
||||||||| "9:32 PM? 9:32 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the divan.
llanwydd: good evening
cease: evening, llan
H. Stones: Yo llan
Elayne: Evenin' Llan!
Honey: hi llan
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
H. Stones: pity you sat on the Divan llan, i just painted it
llanwydd: what's the present topic?
H. Stones: current topic is llan
Honey: yep
Tween-For-A-Day: Hey LL
cease: el is touirng la for us
H. Stones: we were all talking about you but now your here we can stop
Dexter Fong: and does llan have a present
Tween-For-A-Day: Down Under Danger
cease: this should have been in the box
llanwydd: cool.
Elayne: So where should Robin and I go tomorrow? We're having lunch with our friend Mark Evanier at the Magicians Club.
cease: maybe phil coulndt get rights or something
Elayne: But otherwise we have no plans. Maybe I"ll "buzz" Proctor's house. :)
cease: are you meeting any of the fireguys, el?
cease: yes, he'd love to hear from you
Elayne: No Cat, the only one with whom I'd been that friendly was Proctor and he never returned my email.
llanwydd: couldn't advise you on california tourism
cease: alas
Dexter Fong: Eureka!!
llanwydd: hollywood might be fun
cease: stilll, i'm sure they'd be delighted to see you and robin
Elayne: If they're even around. But no, I don't call on folks unannounced.
llanwydd: was it expensive to travel to CA?
Honey: well call them on the phone E
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Ask Catherwood to announce you
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and asks "Someone mention my name?"
H. Stones: take a megaphone with you Elayne and then you can shout at them from the car
cease: no of course not, el. i meant talking to them first
Elayne: Cat, I would but I don't have any phone numbers for them.
Dexter Fong: That's what the megaphone is for
llanwydd: that reminds me, back in the 70s I called information to get david ossman's phone number
llanwydd: I almost called him
llanwydd: just wanted to ask questions about FST but I eventually decided not to bother him
H. Stones: what were you gonna call him llan ?
llanwydd: I was going to call him dave
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:41 PM and Mudhead sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Fong: Dave's not here man
Honey: Dave? Dave's not here
Dexter Fong: Hey Muddy
H. Stones: lol Fong
Mudhead: Grapes for EVERYONE!
Honey: hi Mudhead
H. Stones: Hi Mud
llanwydd: hey muddy!
Mudhead sez High
Dexter Fong: LOL Honey...(to be fiar) =))
Honey: grapes from ancient greece are plentiful this year
Elayne: Hi Mudhead!
Dexter Fong: fair
Elayne: Oh stop, I'm so hungry! My stomach thinks it's 9:42 and it hasn't had anything besides airline food since like 11 AM...
cease: poor el
llanwydd: there can't be any grapes from ancient greece because if they were that old they'd be rasins
Mudhead: hers a grape
Honey: awwwwwww
Dexter Fong: Care for some nuts. Elayne
Honey: airline food what a joke
H. Stones: llan, you will have to think 0of a better raisin than that
llanwydd: lol
Mudhead: the first class food is sometimes very good
Elayne: No thanks Dex, I'm already nuts.
Honey: they still serve first class food these days??
H. Stones: but they torture you in Tourist
Mudhead: depends on the seasonings
llanwydd: I'd like to hear some wisecracking stewardess take somebody's order and say "Is that to go"?
Mudhead: I wouldnt eat a curry in a plane
Elayne: Oh, JetBlue serves yummy snacks. I had blue potato chips and cashews. The two things I'm not supposed to eat.
ah,clem: you want fries with that?
H. Stones: i dont recall that one mud, can you whistle the tune please
Elayne: However, according to my new doctor I'm not actually diabetic (at the moment) so I could "cheat" a bit.
Mudhead: oh, good job
Elayne: I'm a little worried about the excess salt, but the portions were pretty small.
cease: be thaknful for small blessings
Mudhead: not deadly e
Elayne: I'm going to watch the baseball game. Next week (back in NY), folks!
||||||||| At 9:46 PM, Elayne vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: Bon apetit Elayne
cease: have fun, el
Mudhead: SHES ALWAYS VANISHING MYSTERIOUSLY
Honey: ok byeeeeeeee enjoy your california stay E
llanwydd: that reminds me, the first time I ever had arabic food was on Kuwait Airlines
Honey: iu.bvcxz
H. Stones: and quickly Mud
llanwydd: that airline later got hijacked
Mudhead: and my keyboard caps lock button is broken
llanwydd: I didn't even notice her leaving or I would have said goodbye
H. Stones: passes llan a megaphone
llanwydd: I don't know if it was the same plane that got hijacked
Dexter Fong: llan: They all look alike
H. Stones: it usually is llan
Merlyn: I'll say hello then
H. Stones: Hello then Merlyn
llanwydd: but I went from Newark, NJ to London on Kuwait
Dexter Fong: I'll say hello ->NOW<-
Mudhead: hai m
cease: i hope you get more firesing news, merl
Merlyn: me too cat
llanwydd: they ought to put out an album of all songs called Firesing
Dexter Fong: Campfiresings
llanwydd: lol
H. Stones: so we could join in the community singeing, llan ?
Mudhead: that'd be hot
Dexter Fong: Singeing is kinda like ethnic cleansing but hotter
H. Stones: yes Mud i thought so
cease: i asked for my tuna last night to be seriuosly seared.
H. Stones: they would all be fried alive, like sausages with eyes
cease: the waiter said the chef didnt normally do that but would for me.
Dexter Fong: but a few would live to paint houses in the valley
H. Stones: my tune werent scared and were positively friendly with Dolphins
Tween-For-A-Day: ...
cease: here is your "seriously seared tuna" i was served.
cease: it was excellent
llanwydd: I used to order burned hamburgers
Dexter Fong: At the Magicians Cafe, they saw that seriously seared tuna in half
H. Stones: hey waiter, i like my fish slighty abused
Honey laughs
cease: and then Elayne jumps out of it
Dexter Fong: I prefer free range fish
llanwydd: and here's a glass of blackened milk to wash it down
Honey: singe my fish please!
H. Stones: if you saw the hamburgers over here llan, you really would want them burned
llanwydd: lol
Dexter Fong: I saw the hamburgers, they were wearing your hat
cease: you used to be able to get great hamburgers in la, but i have no idea where now i would have told el
llanwydd: I know, in england they put onions in the hamburger before they cook it
llanwydd: I don't like them that way
H. Stones: bastards! wait till i get my fins on them
Honey: well she was in san francisco so it wouldnt have helped her much
H. Stones: the onions help disguise the taste of the meat llan
llanwydd: sure but they should go on top, not get cooked in
Merlyn: the onion helps disguise the taste
H. Stones: theres an echo in here
Dexter Fong: And the hats make them unrecognizable
H. Stones: well it helps Fong, but the false beards are best for that
Dexter Fong: But if you check out theeir buns....
llanwydd: one california food I don't like is their pizza
cease: i've never cared for onions with hamburgers
H. Stones: you would certainly never recognise them from the taste
Dexter Fong: afkfr
llanwydd: barbecued chicken on pizza is ridiculous
H. Stones: no one ever cared for our hamburgers, most of them came from broken homes
cease: i frist had a terriyaki burger in la, hamburger plus pineapple ring in a sweet sauce
cease: i think meat and fruit go together particularly well
llanwydd: I'd be interested to get just a quick look at those broken homes, stones
H. Stones: apple and bacon pie with custard, yummy !
llanwydd: fruit can go well with me, I agree
||||||||| 9:58 PM: Principalpoop jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
H. Stones: ice cream and onion jam is cool
llanwydd: I remember tween once saying he didn't like that idea
cease: from fruit and meat to fruit and wine. a good meal
Principalpoop: onion jam?
llanwydd: Hey Princ
H. Stones: you got it Poop
cease: hi poop
llanwydd: I swear I meant to say, fruit can go well with meat
llanwydd: I didn't mean me
Principalpoop: never heard of onion jam
H. Stones: only if you add the custard
H. Stones: Ham Jam is versatile too
llanwydd: I've had sweet onion jelly. it's not bad
Honey: ;IS GETTING NAUSEATED
Dexter Fong: Bubble and Squeek
H. Stones: i shold see a doctor about that Fong
Dexter Fong: Not to mention spotted dick
Honey: catherwood please bring me an alka seltzer
||||||||| Catherwood gets Honey an alka seltzer.
H. Stones: and that too Fong
Dexter Fong: I said don't mention it
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: pop pop fizz fizz crackle crackle snap snap
Merlyn: Catherwood, get me the latest edition of TheOnion with extra fennel
||||||||| Catherwood gets Merlyn the latest edition of theonion with extra fennel.
llanwydd: that reminds me of an alka-seltzer commercial from the early 70s where a woman is making her husband sick by suggesting possible dinners like "marshmallow meatballs" etc
H. Stones: what they both have in common is they tend to come up in conversation
Tween-For-A-Day: ...
Honey: heya princepoop
Dexter Fong: Poop< YOu got a bowl of Rice Krispies?
llanwydd: and the husband is running to get the alka-seltzer
Principalpoop: rice alkrispies seltzer
H. Stones: whats wrong with marshmellow meatballs, they are wonderfull melted in coffee
Dexter Fong: Mocha java Smores for me please
Principalpoop: fruit and meat? what happened to from soup to nuts?
H. Stones: you have not tasted fries till you try them with custard
llanwydd: serious, stones?
Principalpoop: the proof is in the pudding
Dexter Fong: THis-a custard got plenty fries in it, Boss
H. Stones: you need to start with a good soup, like anchovie and rhubarb for example
Honey: l:likes mayo with her fries
Dexter Fong: All doing backstroke
llanwydd: one thing I miss that I had in england was hot custard
Dexter Fong: Synchronized Insect Action
llanwydd: if you can get custard in america it is always cold
Principalpoop: a guy from buffalo new york taught me that honey, it is good
H. Stones: Hmm hot custard, thats a novel idea
Dexter Fong: llan: YOu gotta order earlier in the day
Honey: ya poop it is
Principalpoop: only hellmans, no salad dressing stuff, too sweet
llanwydd: there is another english condiment I didn't like, salad cream
llanwydd: it tastes like rotten eggs
H. Stones: its ok in a slaw llan
Honey: i don't care for miracle whip ack
Principalpoop: you have strange puddings you do stones in jolly old england
Dexter Fong: Is this llan's top ten food dislikes were hearing?
cease: the quiche i had at an alsatian restaurant recently had basically a custard in a pastry
Principalpoop: what number are we on?
cease: it was overwhelming
cease: see www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Dexter Fong: I'm on Reading Railroad
llanwydd: I'll try to pick number one and spare you the rest
llanwydd: Baloney! there it is. the food I hate most
Dexter Fong: You could do a traditional show..start with appetizer, entre, secondi, fruit and cheese, espresso with a little anisette
llanwydd: baloney and anything like it
Principalpoop: i like baloney, or used to, have not had it in years, the other processed is cheaper
H. Stones: come to england a few more times llan before you make your mind up
Dexter Fong: Spam!!!
llanwydd: or balogna or however you spell it
Dexter Fong: I spell it HORMELL
H. Stones: i guessed you like baloney, Poop
Principalpoop: oscar
Dexter Fong: Oh thank you
llanwydd: no, there is a lot of great food in england
Dexter Fong: and all the little people
llanwydd: my favorite was steak and kidney pie
Principalpoop: midgets? dwarfs?
H. Stones: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
Dexter Fong: them too
Dexter Fong: And the little guy with Homes melty hat
cease: i have avoilded and will forever avoid eating kidneys
llanwydd: I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
cease: all innards
cease: be gone with them
Dexter Fong: The hollow man
Principalpoop: yeppers, no kidneys or livers or brains please
Dexter Fong: Have a heart, Cat
Principalpoop: no hearts, no tails, no feet
H. Stones: well llan you can have ege beans spam, tomato, bacon spam egg sausage and spam, theres not so much spam in that
Dexter Fong: If you're not lilly livered
Dexter Fong: I'm not kidneying you
Honey: chicken feet are eaten at the movies in china just like popcorn
Honey: no spam please
Tween-For-A-Day groans
Principalpoop: people enjoy eating pigs feet like gnawing on a taco
cease: lots of vile things are eaten lots of places by lots of people.
cease: i'm not among them
Merlyn: braiiiiiins?
Principalpoop: brains are a delicacy
Dexter Fong: Course not cat, otherwise you wouldn't be here
llanwydd: those chinese will eat anything
Honey: neither am i, cease
Tween-For-A-Day: You're not a vile thing people eat?
llanwydd: we should sell them on deep fried chicken feathers
H. Stones: eating humans used to be common untill they relaised it wasnt kosher, now they confine them selves to long pig flavoured crisps
Dexter Fong: Veiled thing
cease: better eat them than use them, the republican diet
Honey: deep fried candy bars are already out there
Dexter Fong: married to a Sheif bum
llanwydd: buffalo-style chicken feathers. the chinese will buy them
Principalpoop: eat or be eaten
Dexter Fong: Good advice
Honey: i will never eat a republican
cease: what is normal to me is vile to someone else. for example, i eat meat in general
H. Stones: yes honey, because you know where they have been
Dexter Fong: How about a Livertarian
cease: my 11 year old self wouldnt tolerate me
Principalpoop: i have teeth designed by God or evolution to eat meat, who am I to disagree?
H. Stones: hes not alone cease
cease: how many of these are you playing, clem?
Dexter Fong: Or someone from the heartland
H. Stones: hello God here Poop, shut up and eat your shiksa
Honey: if they have been corn fed well maybe
llanwydd: that's the myth about nature, princ
Principalpoop: me and jimmy buffett, fighting over who gets the last cheeseburger
H. Stones: yes, honey, i have seen some of your TV programs
cease: my 51 year old self would have enjoyed my company
llanwydd: eat meat because that is our nature
Principalpoop: not a myth llan, what are you babbling about?
Dexter Fong: what myth may that be, llan
llanwydd: what is nature?
Mudhead: he was here this month
Mudhead: opened his new Margarittaville at the Sun
llanwydd: the myth is that we should live according to nature
Principalpoop: who said anything about nature?
llanwydd: I repeat, what is nature?
cease: wasted away again?
Dexter Fong: Actuuuallly, we are by nature and phsiology, amnivores
Honey: whew the tv programs are ok just glad he didnt see the cable programs
Dexter Fong: omnivores
llanwydd: nature is simply what happens!
cease: if you dont know, llna. how can it be explained?
llanwydd: and what has happened
H. Stones: if we lived according to nature we would have no carpets, double glazing, TV or republicans
Honey: be right back nature calls
Dexter Fong: to quote poop, what are you babbling about llan?
Principalpoop: lol
llanwydd: do we live our lives according to every accident that happens because it is some kind of guiding force?
cease: thats odds, stones, not nature
ah,clem: we are just monkeys who ran out of bugs and became carivores
cease: there is no purpose i can see, just whatever happens
Principalpoop: more energy in smaller, more digestable form, eat fish
cease: ah-clem. how many of these are you playing?
Dexter Fong: Actuuuualllyy, monkeys ...true monkeys that is...not apes...are also omnivorew
llanwydd: well, actually I believe in God but I don't believe in nature
cease: i dont bleieve so, llan
Principalpoop: but does he, or she, believe in you?
ah,clem: chimps, our closest relative are not
H. Stones: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/oct/21/religion-advertising
Dexter Fong: are not what, clem?
llanwydd: well, I believe that material existance is a manifestation of consciousness
ah,clem: omnivores
Principalpoop: that is because we ate the other closest relatives, before they ate us
cease: we are gods to most of "nature"
llanwydd: but nature is a myth
Principalpoop: does weather exist?
Principalpoop: stop babbling you brook you
Dexter Fong: well clem, they do eat meat...and fruit....and vegetation so?
H. Stones: only if you dont have an umbrella, Poop
llanwydd: depends what you call weather
cease: no canadian can but laugh
llanwydd: sorry, somebody mentioned nature and I went ballistic
H. Stones: a but laugh, is that like laughing your arse off ?
Tween-For-A-Day: Whether the weather?
Principalpoop: all the stuff together that we weather, just like all the stuff together that we call nature
Dexter Fong: HOmes, a cross between a stiffled snicker and a fart
ah,clem: in natureal settings, chimps do not eat "meat", they do eat insects
Principalpoop: maggots are meat
llanwydd: but people think of nature as a guiding force to pattern their lives after and I think that's nonsense
ah,clem: if you say so
Dexter Fong: Insect are meat...very small...not so tasty...but meat nonetheless
Principalpoop: try 'em and tell me lol
Honey: hey when nature calls i answer
llanwydd: I'm not angry, just frustrated
Mudhead: on this lovely discussion, im gonna go watch the game, night all
||||||||| Mudhead leaves at 10:21 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Principalpoop: ight mud
Principalpoop: n
H. Stones: it must be in your nature, llan
Dexter Fong: llan: Just who is it that "patterns their lives on nature"
cease: there is an insect chip ref in the layers hospital bit
cease: i would rather not be reminded of
cease: night mud
Principalpoop: i get just as frustrated with references to natural law llan, i see where you are coming from
H. Stones: take care Mud
Dexter Fong: Night Muddy
ah,clem: most early humans ate grubs as well
Principalpoop: ahh that is what i meant
H. Stones: yes clem, and will do so again at the rate we are progressing
ah,clem: some in india still do, lol
Dexter Fong: I like snails
llanwydd: just who, dex? have you ever heard the complaint "It isn't natural"!
llanwydd: you were never meant to be vegetarian!
Honey: i could eat a flour made from dried bugs i thing
llanwydd: if man were meant to fly, he'd have wings!
Dexter Fong: Yes..usually from some idiot who confuses what they're used to a something out of their experience
Merlyn: how about wet bugs?
Principalpoop: that is all i can rely on fong, i was wrong?
llanwydd: "nature" is a catchword
Dexter Fong: Poop: Depends on what your used to
H. Stones: good idea Merlyn, the juice helpts the bug go down
cease: i do not want to pay for a chef to create some kinda artitstry with an ingredient i wont eat
Principalpoop: those bugs that can skate on water don't get wet
llanwydd: then you will want to stay out of china, cat
Dexter Fong: Nature is a term that came into existance long long ago is isfrequently ill- or mis-used
Honey: i ate wet peyote once it tasted like wet bugs
cease: i will llan
cease: i khonw they eat whatever they can catch.
H. Stones: run away
cease: it may be the future of everyone
Dexter Fong: No cathchee no eatee
Honey runs
ah,clem: how do you know what wet bugs taste like?
cease: culture arises from necessity
cease: dopnt run away, honey
Honey: don't ask
llanwydd: because they are all over the peyote
Dexter Fong: Wet bugs taste like peyote of any kind
Honey trickles away
Principalpoop: civility is a sheer veneer you idiot you
H. Stones: well it can be difficult clem if they put too many chillies int he juice
Principalpoop: lol sorry
Principalpoop: lol
cease: i wouldnt know
Dexter Fong: But then it's not the taste we're interested in, is it?
Principalpoop: i like taste, i have none, but i like it
Honey likes men with good taste
llanwydd: don't eat bugs. it's not natural
ah,clem: Root the cat likes to eat bugs, keeps the wood roaches at bay
H. Stones: dont under rate yourself Poop, let us take care of that for you
Tween-For-A-Day: and a little catsup, Honey?
Honey: I have eaten a chocolate covered grasshopper it tasted like a nestles crunch
Dexter Fong: Catnip
cease: i;m hpapy my cats and dog catch and eat bugs. i wont join them
Dexter Fong: and peyote
Tween-For-A-Day: besides, the roaches are probably fun to play with ;)
Principalpoop: good root, our dauchsund chewed bumble bees, did not swallow
llanwydd: ewwwww!
H. Stones: everythin is natural llan, some of it however is less frequently tried or experienced
cease: the ubiquity of roaches in japan really bugged me
H. Stones: sounds like a good book, cease
Principalpoop: borax, and say good bye to roaches
Dexter Fong: Borat eats raoches?
llanwydd: ubiquity? would you thesaurusize?
Honey: they were everywhere llan
llanwydd: aha
Dexter Fong: kinda like nature
H. Stones: i suspect that more of us eat roaches than we realise
Principalpoop: peanut butter has federal upper limits of roach corpses and feces,
Honey: roach should be the last thing listed on a label
Dexter Fong: Damn, I haven't been calorie counting them, no wonder I've been gaining weight
cease: yes the tolearasnce for bug parts in our food
Principalpoop: roach poop, that is all natural hehe
H. Stones: dates are often compressd roaches
Tween-For-A-Day: lol Honey
cease: if there's money on not reporting them, they'll get it done
Dexter Fong: lol Stones
ah,clem: look at the "acceptable" levels of insects in foods the FDA approves
Honey: the ones without seeds are usually roaches
Principalpoop: noooo, don't look at those, ewwww
ah,clem: lol Honey
Honey: i have never knowingly eaten a roach but i have smoked them
H. Stones: do you want custard on your roaches Sir
Tween-For-A-Day: lol Honey
Dexter Fong: Big squahsed water bugs are frequently mistaken for Colossal olives
Principalpoop: if i got hungry enough, i am not keeping a list of I'd rather die
H. Stones: you need the custard so the roaches have something to swim in
Tween-For-A-Day: lol Stones
llanwydd: indian curry often contains black cardamom pods that sometimes freak out the americans
H. Stones: its in the nature of custard to augment it
Honey: now that's called a 'natural custard' stones
Principalpoop: eat your custard once, or save it as bait for more roaches
llanwydd: fortunately I know one when I see one
Dexter Fong: Give a man a custard and he'll roaches for the rest of his life
H. Stones: well it like this Poop, roaches are the worlds fasted land animal for their size and the custard helps slow them down a bit so they dont escape
Dexter Fong: have roahces
Principalpoop: takes one, to know one
Tween-For-A-Day: Now that's logic, stones ;)
Principalpoop: sure, they cannot swim as fast
cease: hot rats
Tween-For-A-Day: good album
H. Stones: yes cease, rats, stuffed with roaches, served hot
H. Stones: custard is optional
Principalpoop: rat meat is expensive, like squirrel, not much meat on the bones
Honey: swimming in custard
cease: i was just ilstening to that album when visintg my friend up north, a big zappa fan
Tween-For-A-Day: I'm not eating at your resturant, Stones
Honey: honey is a good preservative
cease: it wasa great to be among people who wanted to listen to music all the time
Dexter Fong: What yah got honey?
H. Stones: but Tween you get free custard with everything
cease: rare for me
Principalpoop: and a natural anti-bacteria
llanwydd: I'm not a big zappa fan but that's my favorite of his albums
Tween-For-A-Day: ah, that's OK
cease: also to play music
Honey: yes and good for wrinkles, poop
Principalpoop: making or taking away?
Dexter Fong: Is that a shot at poop?
Honey: taking away of course
llanwydd: if we get one more comment about custard at least we have fewer previous comments about nature
Dexter Fong: Old prune face?
Honey: could be heh
Dexter Fong: lol llan
Honey: true llan
Principalpoop: he said nature again, slowly i turned....
Honey: hehe
H. Stones: i have just invented a roach dispenser for the dinner table
Dexter Fong: on your opposable thumb
Honey: superb
Principalpoop: yes, my thumb is starting to disobey me
H. Stones: only natural custard is served at my diner,
H. Stones: none of this denatured crap
Honey: no msg?
llanwydd: HOW NATURAL IS IT?
Dexter Fong: I'd like some free range batter pudding
Principalpoop: writing and reading is an un-natural act
cease: is what, llna.?
cease: relaity?
Dexter Fong: When i'ts ready, shout batter up!!
H. Stones: contains 100% natural dried roach, llan
H. Stones: no harmful additives like aspartame, roaches are naturally sweet
cease: the universes is not only stranger than we know, its stranger than we can know, said haldane.
Principalpoop: somebody is selling roaches? where did i put my old bong?
Honey: it could be used as a thickener for the custard hmmmmmmmm
cease: still true, but that may change
Honey: i have it poop
H. Stones: excellent idea Honey
llanwydd: reality, there's a new vague topic to discuss
Principalpoop: science is an imaginary garden with real toads in it
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, bring me some charred Char with battered roaches, and no prawns
||||||||| Catherwood brings Dexter Fong some charred char with battered roaches and no prawns.
H. Stones: not really llan
H. Stones: i can see you are man of taste, Fong
Dexter Fong: It is the nature of reality to be non-discussed
H. Stones: passes Fong a free sample of new Shake n Roach
Principalpoop: epistimology fong
Principalpoop: hehe
Honey likes steve roach
cease: peppy fecundity
Honey: i used to go to high school with peppy
Dexter Fong: At the corner of Shake 'n Roach is spun aroung on my opposable heel
Principalpoop: hal roach
Dexter Fong: Max Roach
llanwydd: hal c. roach
H. Stones: changing the subject only slightly, are bed bugs natural or not and is it kosher to eat them ??
Dexter Fong: Eat or be eaten Stones
Honey: who are you? geraldo rivera?
H. Stones: my condiments entirely, Fong
cease: dont bogart that insect
Principalpoop: sure but not with milk, red wine if they have eaten, white wine if not
cease: this is an exquisite evocation of youth
Honey: does that mean that this is a childish chat ?
Principalpoop: i have no vocation, e or otherwise
llanwydd: Kosher Kucaracha
cease: i see no reason not to kill a bug
Honey: you speak canadian i dont know what you are saying
llanwydd: bet you can't say that five times
Dexter Fong realizes that it's been slowly dawning on him that this *IS* one of the most inane discussion we've perhaps ever had
Honey laughs
H. Stones: we must try harder, Fong
Principalpoop: you left out the S fong
Honey: yes as the cheese log will show
Merlyn: we can get inaner
Dexter Fong: I left it out for extra$avings
H. Stones: hmm, cheese log and sauteed roach
cease: are we to worry about the "slowly" part, dex?
Principalpoop: i blame myself, i arrive during a discussion of eating fruit and meat
Honey: roaches IN the cheese log verily the truth
Dexter Fong: So inane we're really outre?
Principalpoop: avant guard
Merlyn: good one dex
llanwydd: fruit and meat don't go with custard. and don't blame me for that
Merlyn: inanies and outries?
Dexter Fong: Rive Gauche
llanwydd: far outre
H. Stones: i hold you personally responsible llan
Merlyn: navel gazers
Principalpoop: les outre limites
Dexter Fong: Fruit and meat both in Quiches which are basically a custard base
Honey: outre sight
H. Stones: you will be criticising my ice cream and onion jam flavoured ice cream next
Principalpoop: real men don't eat quiche
llanwydd: not custard. quiche doesn't have sugar
Honey: mincemeat pie contains fruit meat and roaches!
H. Stones: naturally Honey
Dexter Fong: All custard doesn't have sugar
Principalpoop: just like all puddings do not have sugar
cease: going to dinner by alsatian chef on nov 1, look forward to flying awya on his food
llanwydd: so what is it, just yellow matter?
Honey: a custard without sugar is like a day without sunshine
cease: also sat is bit's 30th birthday, we willl as always dine splendidly at her fave restaurnat
Principalpoop: does aspartatminamine count?
Dexter Fong: Eggs, flour, butter, and whatever else, cheese and chives and ham, in a Quiche Lorraine
Honey: very nice cease :)
llanwydd: and a day without sunshine is like alaska
H. Stones: squeezed daily from pure natural pustules, llan
Honey: or england, llan
Dexter Fong: I can see sunshine from my house
Tween-For-A-Day: Glad I've already had my dinner
llanwydd: or los angeles
H. Stones: Palin can see Russia from her house
Principalpoop: you want the essence of custardness, where it is like a custard but not a custard
Honey: me too tween me too
Dexter Fong: And they can see her, stones
Principalpoop: custardly
H. Stones: i hope your right, Fong, i hope your right
Principalpoop: palinly
Dexter Fong: Custard is a basic recipe...what you add to it determines they "Type" of custard it is
llanwydd: I can't believe how long we've gone on about custard without saying anything informative
Honey: she has helped us security the russians have seen her and have stopped spying
Principalpoop: this is a hotbed of anti-americans
H. Stones: i laready compared it to pus, what more do you want llan ?
Honey: lol llan this is the strangest fst i have ever attended
Dexter Fong: I have, but I guess you wer'nt listening llan
llanwydd: it must have gotten by me, dex
H. Stones: do you want some more pus on your fries, Fong, its all natural
Dexter Fong: Yep
Principalpoop: where are the real americans, i should be chatting with them
H. Stones: i read about it in the Daily Pustule
Dexter Fong: YOu keep saying it's all natural...that in it self is un-natural
Tween-For-A-Day: That's saying quite a bit, Honey ;)
Principalpoop: i use the onlyline RSS pimple
llanwydd: he's gone pustule
Honey: indeed!
H. Stones: Hey Poop, no one told me their were Americans in here
llanwydd: what are all these americans doing here
Dexter Fong: Looking for roaches
Principalpoop: we are evil socialists, commies even, maybe
H. Stones: it must be a nest
H. Stones: look no further Fong
Dexter Fong: I cannot live by your rules, man!
cease: whose?
Principalpoop: anybody know any terrorists? or former terrorists? or never charged never convicted terrorists?
H. Stones: Man cannot live by Roach Alone
Tween-For-A-Day: I cannot live by your rubes
Honey: lol tween
Dexter Fong: I knew Bob Collier, who back in the day was busted for planning to blow the head off the Statue of Liberty
H. Stones: yes, Poop, how many do you want ? you get 10% off for bulk
Principalpoop: isn't this the anniversary of general custard at the little big horn?
llanwydd: I was hoping there would be more comments about custard than roaches
llanwydd: in fact that is the metion I have made of the latter subject
Dexter Fong: I knew Abbie Hoffman slightly
Honey: right now it is about even llan
llanwydd: Go Custard!
Tween-For-A-Day: the Little Bug Horn, wasn't it?
Principalpoop: oh oh oh
Honey knows no one
H. Stones: you cannot really talk about custard withoug mentioning roaches llan
llanwydd: first mention, I meant to say
H. Stones: lol Tween
Dexter Fong: We award this chat The George C. Custard award for Roach Mention in a supporting role
Principalpoop: what about puddings, are you people bigots?
Honey: LOL tween!!!!!!!!
H. Stones: even then Tween Custard wall totally outnumbered by the Roaches
llanwydd: I could understand if we all lived in florida but really...
Principalpoop: and flan, ole!
Dexter Fong: Tweed Custard Wall?
Tween-For-A-Day: and not a can of raid to be found
Principalpoop: i think flan is really a custard
Dexter Fong: Some very country
Dexter Fong: custard there
Tween-For-A-Day: We have Florida size roaches here
H. Stones: CTS alas Fong
Honey: flan is a custard
Tween-For-A-Day: 'Palmetto Bugs'
H. Stones: Custard Tunnel Syndrome
llanwydd: this took a bad turn when elayne walked out. did you notice?
Tween-For-A-Day: But then eveything is bigger in TX, including the custard
Principalpoop: there are no roaches in florida, none at all, they have palemito bugs
H. Stones: its not her fault llan
Dexter Fong: The syndrome comes from the wall of the custard tunnel slowly saggin inward
Principalpoop: that is it tween , thanks
llanwydd: I know tween. I've been in TX
Honey: lol yes i noticed i think Elayne had a feeling it was going to get ugly in here
Dexter Fong: Or she had a big stash of C&R
H. Stones: excellent diagnosis Fong, what would your prescribe, a course of intensive roach injections ??
Tween-For-A-Day: Well, folks, I'm to take off while my food remains in my stomach
Dexter Fong: Custard and Roaches
Principalpoop: not enough egg shells in the custard? or too much sugar?
cease: why would it ever be ugly here for el?
Dexter Fong: Night Tweeny
Tween-For-A-Day: Happy & Healthy to everybody, And don't forget to support CNI Radio, without which, none of this would have been necessary...
llanwydd: Nite Tween!
H. Stones: heres a bucket to take with you Tween, y'll come back now
cease: becasuse mentioning the firesign?
Principalpoop: happy flan tween
Honey: night tween
Tween-For-A-Day: lol Stones
Tween-For-A-Day: g'nite...
||||||||| Tween-For-A-Day rushes off, saying "11:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
llanwydd: there has got to be a meaning to all this
cease: she introduced me thru emai to proctor
Principalpoop: i will take that bet llan
cease: nite tween
Dexter Fong: Of all the Old detective tales, I really like this one a lot
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: time to get serious. custard and roaches are like yin and yang
llanwydd: macrobiotic
Dexter Fong: Bada and Bing
H. Stones: totally agree, llan
cease: you read my review of this for el's or fred's zine, dex?
cease: not bad
Principalpoop: yan and ying
H. Stones: the only way is via the centra, thats why i always buy custard and roach doughnuts
Honey: the hole is empty
Dexter Fong: Get the Centrapede, lotsa drum sticks
H. Stones: exactly
Principalpoop: fill the hole hehe
cease: this is the most sustained "serious" narrative of the stories, than i can recall
H. Stones: now we dont want to get tasteless do we, Poop
cease: it is a plunge into another dimensional world
Principalpoop: the doughnut stones, what were you thinking about?
Dexter Fong: It is a brilliant "parody" of the adventurer tale the "english" has such a fondness for some years back
cease: you see his testiclles still manacled to whatever women catch his eye
H. Stones: the extremes of Yin and Yang as embraced by Swami llan, are impassable and impractical, the only correct path is through the centre
cease: it sounds like a goon show, though i've yet to listen to them
cease: i know the fiesign rif on this was splendind in the magfic mushroom plays,
Principalpoop: as i said, fill the hole stones hehe
cease: this was the base of sesame mucho, among others
Dexter Fong: Cat: Goon shows much broader humour
llanwydd: I've heard the goon show
||||||||| Bunnyboy sneaks in around 11:05 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Farce and silliness
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
cease: no, the scene, not words.
cease: oh i love that. nigith spider
Bunnyboy: VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE
llanwydd: there used to be, maybe still is a library of soundfiles with the goon show and other otr
Bunnyboy: Oh, sorry. Jumped the gun.
Honey: hello bunny
cease: its a satelite passing by in a world or otherwise unknown madness
Principalpoop: did you say something bunny boy?
cease: oh hi bun
cease: im riffing more than usual
llanwydd: hi bunnyboy
cease: bun i did fucking vote and the evil right wing won again
Principalpoop: i saw that cat
cease: me and f voted for the good guy but he lost
Merlyn: yeah but you can have elections anytime you want to in canada, right?
cease: at least our evil overloard has still a mnortiy govt.
Merlyn: anywho, time to go, see ya
Bunnyboy: Oh, that's right. Kristin's in-laws.
Principalpoop: night M, thanks
cease: this was the lowestr turn out in history. the electorate is pissed off.
Bunnyboy: nite Merlyn!
Honey: nite merlyn
llanwydd: I'm likely to vote for obama but I'm becoming more and more disenchanted with the democratic party
||||||||| At 11:07 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cease: harper passed law saying wait 4 years, and then declared election in the middle of the 3rd year, breakinghis own law.
H. Stones: thanks and nite merlyn
cease: he on 20 more seats but people are pissed off at having to vote and if they have to again, he could get a majority
llanwydd: I've never belonged to either party by the way
H. Stones: does that mean your asexual llan ?
Dexter Fong: That's just his nature
Principalpoop: celibate
Dexter Fong: Dance to the Music
Bunnyboy: I got my copy of DR FIRESIGN'S FOLLIES a few days ago. DO was nice enough to autograph it.
Dexter Fong: Well time to park the car, see yuz later, perchance
Principalpoop: a doctor of osteopathy? why did he sign it?
llanwydd: he sent me his autograph with a copy of the original script of Anythinge you Want to that I ordered from the Young Tom Edison Club
Principalpoop: hair lita
Bunnyboy: Weell, I'm a lifelong Democrat, and I'm fervently knocking wood.
H. Stones: i chose celibacy, Poop, it was mostly cheaper except for the optometrists bills
Bunnyboy: No, not THAT! Perverts!
cease: whats uyp, bun?
llanwydd: he signed it Elmo Firesign, but it was his handwriting
Bunnyboy: Actually, I think I voted for John Anderson, my first election. What a putz! Me, that is.
cease: you feeing optimistic, bun?
llanwydd: you must be just as old as me, bunnyboy
Bunnyboy: Cautiously so, cat.
cease: i was last in chicago so i might have been to the wrong place to gage election results
Bunnyboy: llan: Haw! I thought I was the youngest Firesign Fanboy. Born June 10, 1961.
Principalpoop: the GOP is acting desparate, that is encouraging
H. Stones: the feeling over on this side of the pond is that electing a president is far to important to leave to Americans
llanwydd: the first president I voted for was reagan
llanwydd: I would not have done that in '84
cease: i have never and hopefully never will vote for a president
llanwydd: yes, bb. I was born in september of that year so I guess you are older
H. Stones: the credit crunch is probably the logical result of Reagonomics
Principalpoop: you will become states soon
Bunnyboy: Poop: It's not acting...not even "Reagan-style" acting.
llanwydd: you don't by any chance remember where you were when... no I guess you wouldn't
cease: not in my lifetime, poop
Bunnyboy: They are losing...their composure.
Principalpoop: i did not think the berlin wall would fall in my lifetime
Principalpoop: never say never
cease: unless your country wants our tar sands, which is quite possible
cease: oil sands, youve got the tar
Principalpoop: yes we do
Honey: canada and mexico will become part of the united states
cease: yes poop, thres lots of thatr
H. Stones: cease, is it legal t hunt Palin, this time of the year ?
Honey: lol
cease: honey, youre about my age i guess, it aint happened yet and it wont in our lifetimes, i predict
Bunnyboy: Run, Michael, Run!
Bunnyboy: Oh, Caribou Barbie? Never mind...
cease: i'm 57
Principalpoop: i learned the VP is in charge of the US Senate, according to sarah
Honey: they are multiplying so perhaps it is ok to hunt them
cease: sorry if i overestimate your age by a few decades
Principalpoop: you betcha, wink wink
H. Stones: maybe you could put down traps
llanwydd: anybody agree with me that democrats are only slightly the lesser of two evils
H. Stones: i would agree to that llan
Honey agrees
Principalpoop: certainly llan
llanwydd: I'd like to see a libertarian become president someday
cease: llan, politics are more subtle here than in your country, but even a small dif makes a big dif
Principalpoop: but they are going in the right direction, tolerance and all that
Honey: so would I llan but i bet that wont happen in our lifetimes either
H. Stones: Chomski on British radio said that Brits should remember that the USA is a country with two partys, one more right wing than the other
Bunnyboy: Poop: Now, that's not fair. She was recounting (*shudder* THAT WORD) how she was explaining, to a child, what the Vice President does.
Bunnyboy: It's perfectly fine to LIE to a child.
Honey: no, cease you and i are virtually the same age
Principalpoop: no, she said it again to a reporter
llanwydd: I don't know if tolerance isn't just a smokescreen with the democrats
Principalpoop: those are wild ah, clem, thanks so much, love to root, and the keepers of the root
ah,clem: good night everyone
H. Stones: they both seem to run on oil and corporates
llanwydd: more and more government and laws and regulations is not the way to go
cease: yes i'm skeptical of living long enough to see a popular herb becriminalized, though this is widely saught
Principalpoop: i don't care if it just a smokescreen or not lol
H. Stones: good night clem and thanks again
llanwydd: Nite Clem!
Principalpoop: it is real
||||||||| "11:18 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Honey: nite clem & thanks :)
Bunnyboy: thanks again, ahclem!
H. Stones: from what i see over here cease, the government is not really enforcing those here laws
Principalpoop: i like government standing up against corporations
cease: the great evil that pervades the world will not abate when pres. obama takes power. but i think a level of hope will be kindled, unknown in your country since kennedy
H. Stones: herb laws i meant
cease: or so i misread you from here
llanwydd: speaking of the popular herb, cat, I am of the unpopular opinion that it is international treaties that keep it illegal
Honey: the govmnt is enforcing those laws here with a vengeance, stones
llanwydd: particularly the Singel Convention on Narcotic Drugs
H. Stones: that is also true llan
Principalpoop: enforced by the us of a
cease: your country obeys treaties, llna?
llanwydd: Single
cease: since when?
H. Stones: yes, USA World Police
Principalpoop: we are the world police, you got a problem with that?
H. Stones: British laws changed every time USA laws changed, we are doing the same now with Fluoride
Bunnyboy: I was in my local music and media store today, and saw a box of THE MUNSTERS - THE COMPLETE SERIES. It's only about $60 US! And that includes 2 feature films!
Principalpoop: they had 2 feature films?
llanwydd: well, you have to admit, even the USA wouldn't want to violate treaties because then other countries wouldn't have to be held to them either
Bunnyboy: Poop: At least! Lemme see...
Principalpoop: my brother sat next to herman on a cross country flight, said he was a real nice guy
cease: lemmuel gulliver?
Principalpoop: we violate when we want, but for us, it is in the interest of national security, so it is ok
H. Stones: theres lots of Real Nice Guys in politics doing really nasty things
cease: herman munster?
cease: i heard he was a labour leader, or was that the vampire guy
Principalpoop: i forget his name, tall guy, was on car 54 too
cease: gwynn?
Honey: fred somebody
Principalpoop: yes
Honey: fred gwynn
Principalpoop: that is it
Bunnyboy: MUNSTER, GO HOME and THE MUNSTERS' REVENGE.
llanwydd: I know that happens, princ, but the US is more likely to uphold the Single Convention for the purposes I mentioned
cease: one of the munsters was a leadrer in the actors union, as i recall
Principalpoop: wow
Bunnyboy: Gwynne, yes.
Principalpoop: sure llan, same as our blockaid on cuba, obama will end that nonsense
Principalpoop: sounds like grandpa
H. Stones: and not before time poop
cease: one would hope, poop
cease: ok yanks, what do you think his first priority will be?
H. Stones: Cuba was no threat to anyone, the biggest threats to the USA and the rest of the world are inside
Principalpoop: restoring funding for family planning programs around the world
llanwydd: I don't see an end to the erosion of our freedom unless we really make a conscious effort
cease: i'm goona guess some symbolic troop deployment from iraq to afthan
H. Stones: hopefully, cease he will decriminalise being black
cease: right on, stones
Principalpoop: black kids seeing a black president, hispanic too, will allow them all to set their sights higher :)
cease: the race world in canada is very different from the one i grew up with in la
Honey: http://ccrjustice.org/100Days 100 days to restore the constitution
cease: but thats long ago
llanwydd: the media makes such a big deal about him being black. he won't be the first black president because he is only half black
Bunnyboy: Al Lewis was a friend of Ron Jeremy's. He's featured, quite hysterically, in PORN STAR: THE LEGEND OF RON JEREMY.
H. Stones: dont split hairs llan,
Principalpoop: clean up the justice department
cease: no one cares what color you are in vancouver, and thatrs been true for a long time
H. Stones: your either white or your not
Principalpoop: wow bunnyboy wow
Honey: grampa munster is a porno star???
Honey: wow
Principalpoop: a small world, i love it
H. Stones: same over here now cease, it still amazes me when i hear some attitudes over that side
Bunnyboy: Al talked about Ron's sideline of MCing stripper tours, and performing standup.
cease: i'm delightted to hear that, stones
Bunnyboy: "Terrible. Just terrible. He has no act. None!"
cease: but i kinda expect that.
cease: i relaly felt that in portugal, but not much less so in spain and france
H. Stones: imagine if they elected Tina Fey by mistake
cease: lol stones
Honey: they will hire her as a body double for palin
Bunnyboy: Poop: PORN STAR is actually a pretty fun documentary.
H. Stones: a friend at the BBC said at least she would be able to read an autocue
Principalpoop: i will look for it, thanks
Honey: Over the last eight years, the Bush administration has systematically dismantled some of the most important rights and protections in the United States Constitution. In the first 100 days of office, the next president can, often with the stroke of a pen, restore, protect, and expand the fundamental rights on which our nation was founded. It is up to all of us to see that he does.
Bunnyboy: You heard that somebody is producing a porn film, and placed an ad for a "Sarah Palin lookalike".
cease: thanks for the explication, honey
H. Stones: merely upholding the existing constitution would be a good start Honey
Bunnyboy: "No Anal Required". I'm not kidding.
llanwydd: well, I'm going to take a gamble on voting for obama
Honey: I heard that Bun
llanwydd: I'm not like some of you. simply for the democrat because he's not a republican
Principalpoop: he voted for the fisa nonsense honey, i would not expect that as a first priority
H. Stones: We have a winner here, pull the curtain Fred
Principalpoop: good job llan
Bunnyboy: Attaboy, llan. Who says the younger generation isn't "with it"?
H. Stones: i think Obama is actually fairly conservative but in these times that not a bad idea
Bunnyboy: Hey, Obama is the same age as llan and me! Pblblblblbllblbttt!
Principalpoop: who was the conservative supreme court justice that nixon put on, who turned very progressive?
H. Stones: in Britain we have a system which alllows huge majorities either of the so called right or left and both are evil and pernicious, stifle debate and enact punitive and draconian laws which are truly anti democratic
cease: how much of the cheney energy plan can be refversed?
Principalpoop: i would love it, love it, if obama did that
cease: before every dollar goes to an oil company or country
Principalpoop: a president younger than me? can you say officially over the hill?
cease: almost a decade younger than me
Honey: I am so sick of this election! I have such a headache! Catherwood please give me a double zombie
||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey a double zombie.
llanwydd: I understand that a liberal (or democrat) favors change or "progress" and a conservative (or republican) doesn't prefer progress
Principalpoop: that torch is past to a new generation
cease: i'd have to call him younger brother in japanese
llanwydd: at least this is what my 7th grade social studies teacher told me
H. Stones: change and progress are not the same thing llan
Principalpoop: right llan,
H. Stones: change for the sake of change is not sane
cease: ok i was just in chicago for 4 days, but i came back feeling really optimistic about the us
Principalpoop: sure it is, in light of not doing thing traditional ways
llanwydd: but I have always wanted to ask him, what do you call someone who favors changing what needs to be changed and leaving everything else the same
H. Stones: thats a conservative in my book llan
cease: i listen to air america and read huff po, et al every day so i frame my info
llanwydd: if you call him anything you would have to call him llanwydd
cease: tampa bay just won. i take hpe in that
Bunnyboy: Hey, I was just in Bellevile, IL (east of St. Louis) last weekend.
Principalpoop: very difficult to do llan, things are inter-connected
cease: and, bun?
Bunnyboy: oops, Belleville. Freudian fingerslip.
cease: are you now pessimistic?
Bunnyboy: Great to be back!
Principalpoop: hehe
Principalpoop: don't get us vile again hehe
H. Stones: the real secret of good leadership is to be a good listener and work out real priorities from short termism
cease: rele story, tele story
Principalpoop: what did you say stones?
H. Stones: Pardon poop ?
Principalpoop: lool
cease: i cant say i'm happy to be back from chicago. my first big city since tokyho and a new new one to me
Principalpoop: so what was in belleville? near hellsmouth right?
H. Stones: citys are ok to visit but i wouldnt like to live in one again
cease: i'm also just back from visiting a tiny town. very glad indeed
Bunnyboy: In-Laws, and all that there...stuff.
Principalpoop: stay at home and listen to creme brule stones?
cease: i leave them rarely, srtones. though i live a ferry ride or a 15 minute drive over a bridge from downtown van
cease: so i get the best of both worlds
Principalpoop: ahhh, a pleasure trip, pleasure to get back from it
H. Stones: i make my own, Poop
H. Stones: the Net makes it possible to live in virtually any place and still stay in touch
Principalpoop: you live in the village stones, have a vicar?
Principalpoop: lucky cat
Bunnyboy: Yipe! I just looked at a recent photo of Butch Patrick. Boy, he and Burt Ward should get together and do a sitcom.
H. Stones: yes a village Poop but we burned the last vicar
Principalpoop: in 15 minutes, i am in downtown roanoke hehe
llanwydd: no, a vicarage has a vicar
Bunnyboy: Or mudwrestling.
llanwydd: villages have idiots
H. Stones: in 16 minutes Poop, you are out the other side of it ?
Principalpoop: if the train is not there
Honey: are you intimating that stones is an idiot?
H. Stones: i yield to your superior experience llan
Bunnyboy: The picture I saw was him, outside this year's TVLand Awards. I remember Brad Garrett shouting him out from the stage:
Bunnyboy: "Oh, Eddie! Eddie!"
llanwydd: that reminds me, I saw the Village People on tv today
cease: eddie are you kidding? about the 50 tailors?
Bunnyboy: It was funny, but I don't think Butch appreciated it.
llanwydd: that old movie Can't Stop the Music. it reeked
H. Stones: talkin of which, llan, i live next door to the only Gays in the village
Bunnyboy: Harry, You're A Beast.
Principalpoop: at their age? that could not have been a pretty picture llan
llanwydd: what village, stones?
H. Stones: my village
cease: stonesville
H. Stones: lol
Dexter Fong: I;m fully parked and loaded
Principalpoop: a stones throw from, ahh hell what is the name of that river
cease: god for the city of ny dex
Principalpoop: the mura, dura, cura
Bunnyboy: Ahhh, I gotta sleep, or read, or both. Nitey!
Principalpoop: ahh fong, the return of the fong, starring Fong
cease: yourea all catholics now
Principalpoop: thanks again, night bunnyboy, hip hop
cease: deepdns on what you call starring
Principalpoop: i have to eat fish tomorrow night?
cease: by bunm
Dexter Fong: Hope I'm in time for the Apres dinner cuastard and thrice smoked Roaches
cease: keep on hopng to victory
llanwydd: here we go again
llanwydd: NIte BB
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny...arghh a night spider
cease: i hope i'm not misplaced in my optimism
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves to catch the 11:46 PM train to Hellmouth.
cease: a greatr image. a terrible image
Principalpoop: i have a feeling it will be messy again
Principalpoop: but obama can pull through
Dexter Fong: I gotta feeling (KNOCK ON WOOD) it's gonaa be a democrat sweep
H. Stones: MAKE SURE THERES ENOUGH CUSTARD FOR THE ROACHES TO SWIM IN , fONG
Principalpoop: many GOP admit Palin is not qualified and so McCain is an idiot
Dexter Fong: Thats, not my Job, sTones
H. Stones: well dont blame me if they make a run for it
Dexter Fong: As long as i don't get the runs
Principalpoop: the senate and house are solid, not matter what
Principalpoop: too bad reid is an ass
Dexter Fong: Solid jackson
Principalpoop: i want 60 or 61, wow
Principalpoop: filabuster proof? wow
Dexter Fong: Can you say Juggernaut?
Principalpoop: yessir
Dexter Fong: for Democracy?
Principalpoop: i think so
Dexter Fong: Paving the road to the future with dead repuclicans
cease: if obama wins virginia, is it over?
Dexter Fong: Virginia mayo?
Principalpoop: pennsylvania is the ticket, and ohio
Principalpoop: virginia is gravy
cease: i suspect mccain winning pa is a pipe dream and ob has a lead in other swings
Dexter Fong: He's slightly to largely ahead in all the battleground states
llanwydd: well, as usual it was great to see you all and I will likely be seeing you next week
llanwydd: even though I have never seen any of you
Principalpoop: best of luck llan
cease: yes, repubss are not self perpetrating
Dexter Fong: It's in our nature llan
cease: cloned, yes
Principalpoop: have a custard this week hehe
cease: you too , llna
llanwydd: cool. good night
Dexter Fong: and a warmer tomorrow
Honey: goodnight llan have a good week
Principalpoop: it will be a real revolution
cease: the reason our pm decided to break his own law for elecrtions only every 4 years and go in 3 is because he fears obama will win, and that will inspire the lefrt in canada to defeat thim
Dexter Fong: the revolution will not be televised
Principalpoop: a re-affirmation that yes, anybody in america can grow up and be president,
cease: so your guys wining is alrday a big factor in our politics
Principalpoop: your pm is smart cat
Dexter Fong: Poop: Or gov of alaska
cease: we need to you not just to stop fucknig up but to actually inspire
Principalpoop: too much of a good thing is not a good idea fong hehe
Dexter Fong: We van see your house from here poop
Honey: goodnight dear friends
||||||||| At 11:55 PM, Honey hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: The one with the plastic moose on the front lawn
Principalpoop: night honey hugs
Dexter Fong: Slip off honey
H. Stones: ok folks tired now and up early tomorrow so its Sayanora, have a good week and stay safe
Principalpoop: cheerio your majesty
Dexter Fong: You too Stones
H. Stones: and please save the last roach for me
cease: by honey
cease: by stones
Principalpoop: honey has my bong, i have no use for roaches
Dexter Fong: Okay, early day for me too, so see you next time..Cat, let's try and talk next week
cease: ok dex
cease: off we go, eh?
Dexter Fong: Night then
Principalpoop: the bus again
||||||||| cease rushes off, saying "11:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Principalpoop: have a super week :) night all
||||||||| Principalpoop dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Principalpoop?! It's 11:57 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| H. Stones is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 11:57 PM.
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Sam Laudiobits disembarks at 4:04 AM.
Sam Laudiobits: Click here to read or listen to some funnt political bytes http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/programs/2008/02/09/scripts/candidates.shtml
Sam Laudiobits: Catherwood, call me funny.
||||||||| Catherwood calls Sam Laudiobits funny.
Sam Laudiobits:

Sam Laudiobits: Catherwood, fly me to the moon, lives long and prospers.
||||||||| Catherwood flys Sam Laudiobits to the moon lives long and prospers.
||||||||| Sam Laudiobits dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Sam Laudiobits?! It's 4:11 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
Disco DeFlector & Halo Weeny
Elayne
Firebroiled
H. Stones
Honey
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop
Sam Laudiobits
Tween-For-A-Day URL References:
http://ccrjustice.org/100Days
http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/programs/2008/02/09/scripts/candidates.shtml
http://www.cspan.org/Watch/C-SPAN2_rm.aspx
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/oct/21/religion-advertising
www.seemrealland.blogspot.com

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"