Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
09/11/2008

Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 11, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled(Palin Comparison) close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 6:11 AM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
Firebroiled(Palin Comparison): All Bozos and Bozo-ettes,
please clone under the Big Blue “B,”
up against the Wall of Science,
in the Mindless Fellowship Pravilion!

You have chosen The Path Of Science,
Stand in the middle of rubber line.
Please keep your hands to yourself. Thank you.

You’re welcome . . .

It’s moving right along . . .
Firebroiled(Palin Comparison): They are standing still, . . . . El Dorado!
||||||||| Around 6:12 AM, Firebroiled(Palin Comparison) walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| ah,clem waltzes in at 7:47 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| Catherwood says "7:48 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ah,clem by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Mudhead tiptoes in around 8:31 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Mudhead: Hello Dear Freinds, its so clean here
||||||||| It's 8:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mudhead - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Astrofong in through the front door at 8:46 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Astrofong: Okay Broiled, time for you to go
Dexter Astrofong: Okay Broiled, time for your takeout
||||||||| Mudhead waltzes in at 8:47 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Astrofong: Hi Muddie
||||||||| Outside, the 8:47 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Mudhead: hai Dex
Dexter Astrofong: Fire be gone
Mudhead: hai cat
cease: mud, astro
Dexter Astrofong: Hey Gatto
cease: iie
||||||||| ConvenientTween sneaks in around 8:49 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
cease: tween
ConvenientTween: Everything's changed since 7/11...
Dexter Astrofong: Tween's here, How convenient
Dexter Astrofong: Now we won't have to go there
Mudhead: Nice job last night
||||||||| "8:50 PM? 8:50 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits in the comfy chair.
ConvenientTween: Hey everybody
cease: yeah, we can shop whenever we want now
Dexter Astrofong: Hi clem...hope your feeling back to normal ...(whatever that is)
cease: proctor was on the radio yesterday morning, on thom hartmann's show
ConvenientTween: biab
cease: i dont see it up on the air america site but proc has his sarah palin jokes up on his planet proctor
Dexter Astrofong: Cat: Did PP have anything interesting to say about Sarah Palin?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'H. Stones', just granted probation at 8:51 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Astrofong: Stones! Your early
cease: he was axctually hilarious
H. Stones: Greetings to all sentient life forms but of course not the mad bitch from Alaska
cease: http://www.planetproctor.com:80/
Dexter Astrofong: Thanks Cat
cease: i turst they're up on this. i just got it in the emailbox this aft
cease: i think it's the first time he's been on thoms show, though i encouraged thom to have him on when i met him in feb
Dexter Astrofong: Sirius XM, The all doggie station
H. Stones: Hello Astrofong, what is your oxygen reading?
Mudhead: waitin for her to whip off those glasses and do a hootchie dance like in the video.
Dexter Astrofong: Is this Major Thom calling?
cease: thom's segment is called Everthing you know is wrong and he always opens with this intro so it was weird to hear Real 2001 Proctor come on after
H. Stones: no Astro, this is Major Stress
cease: got white sox-jays game on, its like being back in chicago
Dexter Astrofong: Greetings Miss Stress
Dexter Astrofong: I've polished your pumps with real saliva
H. Stones: Thepolish of life may come off, Fong , but the tongue can never be told a lie
Dexter Astrofong: There's no need to lace into me
Dexter Astrofong: You Heel
cease: better than real salvia
cease: i typed in a drug and the firesign said "drugs"
Dexter Astrofong: Industrial strength Industrial saliva
cease: what are the chances of that?
Dexter Astrofong: Squeezed from Komodo Dragons
H. Stones: its Astrofongs, patented Trainer Juice Snake Oil
cease: is this their druggiest album or what?
Dexter Astrofong: All rights removed
H. Stones: spoken like a Repiglican Fong
Dexter Astrofong: Album maybe, but single piece..39th of Cunegonde
Dexter Astrofong: Stones, Don't try to put lipstick on me
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (8:59 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Merlyn: he bleeds like a lip-stuck-pig
Dexter Astrofong: Hi Merlyn, still hanging out with *atherwood, eh?
Merlyn: his watch is way off
cease: hey merl, did you hear proc on hartmann?
H. Stones: Yo Merlyn
Dexter Astrofong: He's been drifting slowly backwards...like a giant collider, presessing
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 11, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: no cat, on CNI you mean?
Dexter Astrofong: Catherwood, sit on your watch
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:01 PM"
cease: did that collider send you into a parallel universe, astro?
cease: no no air america
Dexter Astrofong: No Cat, a vertical universe
cease: he mentinos it in the new planet. i caugvht it by serendipity
Dexter Astrofong: Somebody else is controling the horizontal
Merlyn: he mentos it?
cease: i usually watch the daily show at 9am and only check hartmans guests, often not so good in the first hour. when i saw it was proc i promptly tuned in. he was hilarious
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:02 PM and llanwyddpart2 waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
llanwyddpart2: happy thursday
Dexter Astrofong: hey part2
Merlyn: which show cat? Any short or long term archives?
llanwyddpart2: you're early, dex
cease: yesterday's thom hartmann show. i'm sure its archived.
cease: i can tape it from hartmanns archive if you cant
Dexter Astrofong: part, it's my astro calendar
Merlyn: I listen to his show on the way home, but it's 3 hours. Do you know about when in that span?
cease: i assume its still there today, but it wasnt posted on the air america home page like the ossman clip was, though i didnt check yest, it aint there today
cease: 2nd half of the first hour, yest's show
cease: the Everything You KNow is Wrong segment
Merlyn: yeah, I see, hour 1
llanwyddpart2: I saw some of EYKIW on youtube
llanwyddpart2: I don't know if it's still there
cease: i saw it for the first time at elayne's 3 years ago. very much a piece of its time
cease: i'd love to see the ann arbour radio interview with proctor and bergman on youtube
llanwyddpart2: I don't have any firesign on video
llanwyddpart2: not yet
Merlyn: Hmm, nothing yet...
ConvenientTween: Hear this first in the summer of '75, after the Snake River Canyon jump
Dexter Astrofong: Tween: Thanks for the Reverend Billy piece
ConvenientTween: You should have Weirdly Cool, LL
H. Stones: theres quite a few clips of their studio work if you do a search llan but stage work is rare as rocking horse shit
cease: everyone should have weirdly cool
llanwyddpart2: I knew immediately who reebus caneebus was a parody of
Dexter Astrofong: My Racking horse could only salivate
H. Stones: shame on you for torturing it Fongster, who do you think you are, Sarah Palin
ConvenientTween: Yeah, you could probably hang out with those guys if you wanted, Dex
llanwyddpart2: well, I know what the looked like on stage. I have vivid memories
llanwyddpart2: they
Merlyn: KPOJ seems to have each hour, cat.
Mudhead: I'll return if I can get myebrowser to work
||||||||| At 9:11 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Mudhead!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
llanwyddpart2: hey muddy!
Dexter Astrofong: bye muddy
llanwyddpart2: whatever
H. Stones: i love the sound of breaking glass
Dexter Astrofong: Stones, Didn't I see you on Crystalnacht, leading the mob
H. Stones: sorry Fong but i was at Schule
Dexter Astrofong: Schulefest, Ich liebe zat holiday
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mudhead plummets into the garden at 9:28 PM.
Dexter Astrofong: WB Muddie
llanwyddpart2: schule war nicht eine fest
H. Stones: Mud, you landed on my Sweet Peas
H. Stones: speak Yiddish please Fong
Mudhead: just brush em off
Dexter Astrofong: Speaking of sweetpeas, where's honey?
H. Stones: ah, schmoozing as usual i see
Dexter Astrofong: Vas ein tummeler!!
H. Stones: i am not sure, War Driving her way round the South West i suppose, Fong
Dexter Astrofong: Stones" Seems to me like she's spending about as much on gas as she would on a good cable setup
H. Stones: I exaggerated , fong
H. Stones: though she has become a car park lizard
Dexter Astrofong: You never!!
llanwyddpart2: there has got to be something else we can put in our gas tanks
Dexter Astrofong: I'm now using OPG
H. Stones: normally fong, i would not in a million years dream of exaggerating but in your case i will make an exception
Dexter Astrofong: Exceptional, Stones
H. Stones: thats what they call me Fong
Dexter Astrofong: afkfr
H. Stones: there is no escape Fong
cease: i think fong has gone to the stars
llanwyddpart2: better than going to bars
Mudhead: stairs
H. Stones: I am acting as his agent, Sign onthe Starry line and i will make you a Dot
Mudhead: not reallyeI like goin to the bars
llanwyddpart2: I'm eating a very strange bag of doritos
ah,clem: ...
llanwyddpart2: on the bag it says "guess the flavor"
llanwyddpart2: I'm not joking
ConvenientTween tries to think of Dex in a pickup with 'stars & bars' in the back window
H. Stones: Crud, ? llan
cease: sounds like one of the restaurants i went to in chicago
llanwyddpart2: actually I think it's lemon-lime
cease: sitll working on review and my photography is worse than usual
llanwyddpart2: LOL Cat
H. Stones: well he won the Lounge Lizard Trophy three years running and got to keep the prize
ah,clem: "if you can guess the name of your dish, it's free" lol
ConvenientTween: Guess what flavor, cease?
ConvenientTween: lol
cease: they gave us stuff that wasnt on the menu so i'm not sure what i ate.
Dexter Astrofong: ba k
cease: restaurant is www.alinearestaurant.com
cease: hey dex, we were just tlaking about foodf and you showed up
cease: check out the gallerie, much bettter pix than i could ever take of their food.
ConvenientTween: Our world-renounded Soilet side dish
Dexter Astrofong: Foooooooddd
Dexter Astrofong: Ummmmmmmm
cease: the sort of thinig harry potter and his wizard friends might invent as a friendly competition
H. Stones: Poop thinks he can hide in MSN Messenger but hes wrong
Dexter Astrofong: Harry Potter is the illegitimate grandson of Colonel Sherman Potter
llanwyddpart2: yes the photography is nice on that site but somewhat mysterious
H. Stones: Sorry Mr Fong, but Harry P is on the Sarah P blacklist
cease: the food even more so, llan. part of its allure, i suppose
cease: sometime it worked. often it seemed weird for weird sake
Dexter Astrofong: Stones, that's because he's playing in Equus on B'way
H. Stones: how many other parts of the allure are there Cease ?
llanwyddpart2: Dali's Surrealist Cafe
llanwyddpart2: not to be eaten, just to be
Dexter Astrofong: I'll Have the fileted eye-ball
cease: the chef has been a local phenom. well loved at his last restaurant, idolized at this one
Dexter Astrofong: And hold the lashes
||||||||| Catherwood ushers donk in through the front door at 9:41 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
H. Stones: hi Donk
Dexter Astrofong: Hey Mr. K
llanwyddpart2: hi donk!
cease: his restaurant is the fastest rising on the list i follow
donk: hey stones
donk: hey dexter
ConvenientTween: lo dere Don
donk: hey llan
cease: http://www.theworlds50best.com/2008_list.html
Dexter Astrofong: lo dere? Hi bunny
cease: hi donk
donk: hey Tween
ConvenientTween: iceburgs in Lake Michigan, I suppose
cease: bunny?
Dexter Astrofong: And beef patties all over the autobahn in Hamburd
donk: haven't seen any yet
Dexter Astrofong: burg
cease: not something i'd eat
||||||||| Reebus Jeebus steals in around 9:44 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
ConvenientTween: Hellllloooooo Reebus....
Reebus Jeebus: bozons
Dexter Astrofong: The man from Riverside, CA
cease: you've emerged from the hole, reebus
Reebus Jeebus: Don Imus was born in Riverside, CA. Barry Bonds...
ConvenientTween: Bye noble, so long...
H. Stones: sorry the Power Shoes were defective Reebus
Dexter Astrofong: There's a real Reebus inside of every mole hole
Reebus Jeebus: There's a street named after Richard Nixon in Riverside.
Merlyn: OK cat, I sent out an update with a link to a stream of the show's first hour; Proctor is about the last 10 minutes
Dexter Astrofong: Reeb: Is that the one where everybody has to stay to the right?
llanwyddpart2: didn't see you come in Reebus. Welcome
llanwyddpart2: LOL Dex
cease: thanks merl
Merlyn: hi reeb
Reebus Jeebus: Nixon was born in nearby Yorba Linda. He and Pat had their honeymoon here.
H. Stones: Reebus, the police are still looking for you in connection with the disappearance of Pat Hat
Dexter Astrofong: REEB: TMI
Reebus Jeebus: Thinking about their honeymoon disturbs me for some reason
cease: wasilla, with lizards instead of moose
llanwyddpart2: Reebus, are you a regular here under a new name or are you a newcomer?
cease: it would be odd if it didnt, reebus
donk: i think country joe had a song, with the line 'tricky dickie from yorba linda, a geuine plastic man" or something like that
Mudhead: Im not sure
Reebus Jeebus: Harold Hiphugger grew up in the Mission Inn hotel. Site of the aforementioned honeymoon. http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/papoon/index.html
Dexter Astrofong runs down top ten list of reasons for being disturbed by thought of the Nixon henoymoon
Mudhead: cloth coat n all
cease: great line donk
Mudhead: thats all she wore for the whole honeymoon
Dexter Astrofong: ...and their little republican dog ...tot?
Dexter Astrofong: toto?
Dexter Astrofong: Tojo?
cease: i highly recommend Nixonland, great book about him and his continuing influence on us politics
Dexter Astrofong: Mojo?
llanwyddpart2: tojo, lol
H. Stones: did the dog wear lipstick, Fong
cease: rove could well win this for mccain, and thats nixon's continued revenge from the grave
Dexter Astrofong: Mojito, that's it
Dexter Astrofong: stones, no...just the usual blusher
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elayne into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:52 PM, then departs.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
ConvenientTween: Evenin' Mz E
cease: i'll see your mojito, and raise you an alaskan blue
Dexter Astrofong: Hi Elayne
cease: hi el
Elayne: Hey Cat, really enjoying your Chicago travelogue!
H. Stones: Hi Elayne
Elayne: Dex, sorry I haven't called, but I haven't been doing my usual Wednesday run, my boss always seems to keep me a bit later than expected and then I don't feel like schlepping to Times Square.
cease: the next partr isnt so enjoyable, pictorially or the food itself,
Dexter Astrofong: Cat: I'll raise you 2 Russian Blues, and a neutered tabby
Elayne: Oh dear, thanks for the warning Cat.
cease: the restaurant after that will be much better and some pix i took with my slr of downtown sites so 3 more posts
Elayne: So what's the scoop on this Box o' Danger stuff? My editor at ComicMix has sent me to find out. :)
||||||||| 9:54 PM: Tor Hershman jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
llanwyddpart2: hi tor
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, All
Elayne: Hello Tor!
llanwyddpart2: haven't seen you in a while
Dexter Astrofong: High Tor
Tor Hershman: Been busy, LL
Tor Hershman: I wish, Dex
llanwyddpart2: didn't see you come in, elayne. Welcome
cease: kinda the reason i wanted to go to chicago was to go to Alinea, which was more weird than great
Elayne: Thanks Llan!
cease: takes longer to figure out what i want to say about the experience
Dexter Astrofong: Cat: Was it wierdly *and* cool?
llanwyddpart2: I've visited chicago many years ago
llanwyddpart2: the Wimpy City
Dexter Astrofong: City of the board Shoulders
H. Stones: Cease, you can get some of my work on WLUW FM in Chicago if your bored
Dexter Astrofong: Buard?
cease: alas, no, dex
cease: but i'm sure per se will be much better,
Elayne: Well, I'm sure we'll all be hearing lots about Chicago this next month, I think the Cubs are going to the World Series.
Tor Hershman: Just stopped in to say howdy do, TTFN and stay on groovin' safari
llanwyddpart2: dog butcher of the world
cease: you are on chicago radio, stones?
Dexter Astrofong: :snickers
cease: i sure hope so, el
cease: it was a great thrill to finally be in wrigly
H. Stones: yes
cease: and then when they won with a grand slam,
cease: that rarely happens in real life
H. Stones: I supply the Echo Beach program with some dub Reggae classic mixes Cease
cease: i'm watching hwite sox play blue jays now on tv
cease: they oculd both be in the world series
llanwyddpart2: dfgh
Dexter Astrofong: echo beach.....echo beach.....
cease: i see, stones
cease: as it were
Elayne: So who knows anything about the boxed Nick Danger thing going on sale later this month?
H. Stones: i also do the same with KFAI in Minneapolis, Cease
cease: the 3rd restaurant i went to, called L20, had its own composer
Reebus Jeebus: Boxed Nick Danger thing? Let him out!
Dexter Astrofong: E: Bunny knows a lot about it, but he's not here
cease: music designed for the food,
cease: lol reebus
Elayne: Ah okay, Dex, at least I know whom to ask. :)
llanwyddpart2: yes I'm still waiting with braided beth for that danger box
cease: yes we must all order this box of danger
cease: if not us, who?
Dexter Astrofong: The Guinea Hen concerto for bird and hand
Reebus Jeebus: You shouldn't treat Nick Danger like Spam in a can
Dexter Astrofong: Can the corn! Reebus
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Reebus Jeebus: A plain brown can
cease: hi tor
Reebus Jeebus: paper bag
Dexter Astrofong: Ooooh! Catherwood, you're almost on time
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 10:01 PM!"
Dexter Astrofong: Close enough Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Astrofong and says "Someone mention my name?"
llanwyddpart2: you're gonna be hamburger, danger
Reebus Jeebus: it's your thing
llanwyddpart2: you don't scare meat paddy
Dexter Astrofong: Hi! Iv'e just come from a grilling
H. Stones: its ok Fong, i only eat Kosher
Reebus Jeebus: the mystery meat mystery
Reebus Jeebus: tastes like pork
Dexter Astrofong recognizes the "code" work Kosher,,,,,as in Kosher Nostra
H. Stones: exactly Reebus
Reebus Jeebus: Nick on a Stick
llanwyddpart2: LOL, the jewish mafia
H. Stones: yes llan, they make you an offer you can only refues on Shabaz
Dexter Astrofong: You better not laugh, part, we're ready to drop a bagel on you
ConvenientTween had no idea Murdoch was Jewish
Dexter Astrofong: And schmear you too
llanwyddpart2: at least they won't fry any bacon
H. Stones: OMG, not a Bagel of Mass Destruction, i hoped they would never find them
Dexter Astrofong: And inflict rude waiters on you
Reebus Jeebus wonders if pickle on a stick is marketable
H. Stones: are there any other kinds, Fong ?
llanwyddpart2: I love bagels. you're making me hungry
Elayne: It's easy to escape the Bagel of Mass Destruction, it's got a big hole in it.
Elayne: Or were you talking about the super-collider, which I guess kind of looks like a giant bagel?
cease: honest stories of working people as told by rich hollywood stars
Merlyn: Hey, a new entry for true Firesign jokes: http://www.ersatzcoffee.com/
cease: what a great line
ConvenientTween: as they say in Southern restaurants,,,, "Give me a bagel" "You want a dawg?"
H. Stones: true Elayne but its god you surrounded
llanwyddpart2: like the eye of a hurricane. stay in the hole and you survive
Dexter Astrofong: Yes Stones, though you've probably had little acquaitencde with them, "Saucy Wenches"
Reebus Jeebus wonders aloud "Nick's Pickle on a Stick?"
Elayne: Excellent Merlyn, that's going to be my Silly Site this evening!
Merlyn: but it's real ersatz coffee, like WWII coffee, made from other stuff
ConvenientTween: as they say in Southern restaurants,,,, "Give me a bagel" "You want a dawg?"
cease: lol tween
llanwyddpart2: lol tween
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| llanwydd waltzes in at 10:10 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Astrofong: Well done Tween
llanwydd: I see you met my twin bother
Dexter Astrofong: WB llan (part three?)
Reebus Jeebus hides behind the paper bag and hopes llanwydd doesn't notice him.
llanwydd: and is he ever
Elayne: Okay, I've blogged Ersatz (Brothers) Coffee. I suppose we'll all have to look for the can in the plain brown can now.
Elayne: How now, brown can?
Reebus Jeebus: If you don't let Nick out of there, I'm going in after him!
Dexter Astrofong: Pick up a grand slam breakfast while you're down there RJ
cease: how is weather in nyc now, el?
Reebus Jeebus: You'll never guess who I ran into over at the supercollider
H. Stones: Alas i have an early start tomorrow so i must away, its after 3 here
H. Stones: Have a good week and stay safe everyone
cease: off you away, stones
cease: you too
Reebus Jeebus: The Supreme Bean
llanwydd: Nite Stones
Mudhead: cya Stones
Dexter Astrofong: Well, Cat, I['m a couple hendred blocks downtown but the situation seems much the same as we look up=town from here, down=town
H. Stones: and say hello to Honey if she shows up please
H. Stones: good night all
Elayne: It was cool for cats, Cat! Windows are now wide open, and I actually under-dressed to go to work today. Jacket weather at last!
cease: as it were, dex
Elayne: Night Stones!
H. Stones: Special thanks to Clem of course
cease: chicago was hot but manageble in shorts
Dexter Astrofong: Special bye-byes to Stones
Mudhead: 64 Moonlite high clouds here
cease: i had to wear suitish attire for restaurants but in air-conditioned cabs it was possible. evening there much cooler, which fit my attire well
||||||||| H. Stones says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, H. Stones exits at 10:17 PM.
cease: i'm thninking of when i go to nyc, i'll need suitish object for restaurants but dont want to shlepp coat if i can avoid it
Reebus Jeebus: catherwood get me a pound of joe
||||||||| Catherwood gets Reebus Jeebus a pound of joe.
Dexter Astrofong: Cat: Do you own a tuxedo?
cease: does anyone?
Elayne: When will you be in NYC next, Cat?
cease: i'm hoping next august, i want to avoid serious heat or cold
Dexter Astrofong: Sure!..It's a genuine, Tavars 68 model
cease: no now august, MAY
Dexter Astrofong: Tavares
llanwydd: you sound like shylock, reebus
cease: defintiely not august. too hot i'd imagine
Dexter Astrofong: Cat< NYC in August is muy caliente
cease: my impaired typing makes answering quedstions difficult
cease: i mistyped
Mudhead: Come for the leafs cat
cease: i meant may. oct might be possible, you think? thats why i asked about now
Elayne: If we're not in England, we'd love to have you stay with us again. And maybe we can come up to Van in '10. ;)
llanwydd: I'll bet Cat has his share of leafs
Elayne: October in NYC is great.
Reebus Jeebus: Schlock in Corpus Christi?
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwyddpart2 - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: i'm lookniong forward to it. depends on when restaurant reservatinos can be procurred
llanwydd: you didn't get that pun, reebus? I'm sorry
llanwydd: you asked for a pound of joe
Dexter Astrofong: Shock in Ccorpus Cchristie
Mudhead: yeah, its cool outside, most of the placesearent overheated
Reebus Jeebus puts enough finely ground Joe to wake the dead into the paper bag.
Reebus Jeebus: I'm worried about Nick. I can't hear him snoring.
llanwydd: shylock asked for a pound of antonio. I thought you might get that and you might not
Dexter Astrofong: Joe!!?? Another Shock to Ccorpus Cchriste
ConvenientTween: Spent a weekend in Corpus Cristi when I first moved to TX
ConvenientTween: Really want to get back down there one of these days
llanwydd: never been there but I've been in houston and san antonio
ConvenientTween: Although, calling a city jam-packed with refineries 'Body of Christ' has a certain irony
Elayne: I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.
Dexter Astrofong: TWEEN: SEEMS LIKE THE WEATHER SHOULD BE GREAT THIS WEEK END
ConvenientTween: The beach area is nice though
Dexter Astrofong: Ooops
ConvenientTween: Yeah, thought about taking a surf board ;)
Dexter Astrofong: You gotta ride downtown Houston...It's radical
ConvenientTween: Take a ride all the way back to Austin
Elayne: Dex, we can shout, don't hear you!
Reebus Jeebus: Nick must have had a cup of coffee. I can hear him snoring now.
llanwydd: george carlin attended a parochial school named Corpus Cristie
llanwydd: there's a bit of trivia
Dexter Astrofong: Elayne: Whattt////
ConvenientTween: Catholic schhols certainly had quite an effect on Mr Carlin's attitude ;)
Dexter Astrofong: llan: Whattt///
Elayne: Dex, when you did all-caps, that's shouting, so I thought -- it being, you know, FIRESIGN chat and all -- that I'd throw in a riff on a Firesign line.
Mudhead :)
Elayne: Apparently it's old-fashioned now to riff on Firesign in Firesign chat. :)
Mudhead :)
ConvenientTween: lol E
Dexter Astrofong: Elayne...well? duh? =))
Reebus Jeebus: I thought you were talking about that fraudulent artist Crisco
cease: never enough firesign riffs
Elayne: Hey Reebus, a lot of people liked those Gates in Central Park.
Dexter Astrofong: Crisco? The Count of???
llanwydd: not familiar with crisco
Elayne: Speaking of Gates and New York, did anyone see that godawful Microsoft ad with Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld?
Reebus Jeebus: No. This isn't the chat room for Monty
Elayne: As Seinfeld might say, "what was THAT about?"
Dexter Astrofong: Elayne: Keep swinging Gates
Dexter Astrofong: and Solid Jackson
Elayne: That's right Reebus, this is abuse. You want arguments, right down the hall...
Merlyn: probably on youtube already elayne
Dexter Astrofong thinks take that FIORESIGN LINE, Elayne
llanwydd: oh, you mean monty crisco
llanwydd: that's a very good sandwich
Mudhead: no, monty Cristo Cottage
Reebus Jeebus: If the Gates in Central Park had been vandalized, he would have called it performance art
Elayne: Speaking of Monty, I had a full Monty... well, a couple of partial Montys this week on my blog. The (Michael) Palin for President page, and John Cleese in a Youtube vid talking about the joys of extremism.
Dexter Astrofong: Elaynes LAST reference is out of bound, that's Monty pytgon
Merlyn: E, the shoe circus commercial?
cease: i must watch that el
Elayne: Yes Brian, that;'s the one! What the eff??? Very perplexing ad.
Reebus Jeebus: Environmental art. Vandals are part of the environment.
llanwydd: michael palin for president is an interesting idea
Merlyn: It's up a bunch of times, here's one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImyK29QLs_A
llanwydd: has he moved to california like his friend eric?
Elayne: I hate to say it Llan, but technically, Sarah is more qualified than Michael, as he wasn't born in this country. :)
cease: president of vice?
cease: do you yanks really want sarah to be your president of vice?
llanwydd: funny about the pythons. eric idle became an american and terry gilliam renounced his U.S. citizenship
Merlyn: HEY! when Gates showed his circus shoe club card, that was his MUG SHOT from his speeding arrest!
Dexter Astrofong: President of the Presiding Council for Presidence
Elayne: Cat, way too many people do. I think they like her accent. It just sounds kinda Canadian to me.
cease: as someone who absorbs americna media all day, i fear for your country
Reebus Jeebus: Palin and a pig. No lipstick. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2616433664/tt0089838
cease: ouch, el
Merlyn: as seen here: http://www.mugshots.org/misc/bill-gates.html
ConvenientTween: "What Might Have Been" - very nice, E :)
Reebus Jeebus: The grass is always greener, llanwydd.
Merlyn: that is a pretty bizarre ad, E
ConvenientTween: Going to post that one on my site, if you dont' mind
cease: green isnt always the best colour
Elayne: Cat, I fear for us as well. I hate how so many people wallowed in "9/11 (TM)" today. We have a TV feed in our office lobby, and it was tuned to MSNBC (I think) today which was playing a RERUN OF TV COVERAGE FROM 9/11/01!
Elayne: What are they thinking!?!?!
Elayne: Thanks Tween.
ConvenientTween: Wish there was a direct link to just that blong entry, E
Merlyn: Maybe Billville is coming out with a real edible computer
cease: yes, tis a day of memory for what good could have come of this, if sane people had been in charge
Merlyn: no upgrades, just kaopectate
Elayne: Hang on, Tween, I'll give you the permalink.
ConvenientTween: Even the Iranians in were in the street in a show of support for us. Now we're talking invasion
Mudhead: lol M
Dexter Astrofong: Anybody want some of this sauted hard drives iin a blue screen suace?
Elayne: http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2008/09/what-might-have-been-today-many-of-us.html
Elayne: I'd stay away from that if I were you, Dex, it sounds like the Blue Screen Sauce of Death.
llanwydd: is that true, tween? I can't imagine the iranians supporting us
ConvenientTween: thanks E
Elayne: Llan, I believe the Iranians did offer sympathies on 9/11/01.
Dexter Astrofong: Elayne: The sauce is by Blue Screen of Death Valley, CA
llanwydd: after all that "death to america"?
Mudhead: nice E
Elayne: http://www.alternativesjournal.net/volume1/number2/sullhtml.htm - "Iran also expressed sympathy for what happened in the US on 9-11."
Elayne: I mean, I actually remember them expressing it, but I wanted to find you a reference too.
llanwydd: thanks, elayne. that's very interesting
Elayne: http://groups.colgate.edu/aarislam/response.htm
cease: do you remember heaing this album for the first time?
cease: that was particularly effective
Mudhead: Hi ah,clem
Elayne: "Tehran's main soccer stadium observed an unprecedented minute's silence in sympathy with the victims. "
llanwydd: that's amazing
ConvenientTween: posted in the Current News and Op-Ed section of my home page :-)
Elayne: That second link has a collection of responses from the Muslim world to the attacks.
cease: i dont remember where i was when i first heard this one, much as i love it
Elayne: Hey, it's the internet, nothing's forgotten any more. At least for awhile.
Merlyn: and maybe even longer on archive.org
ConvenientTween: Yes, cease... also the Summer of '75 in AZ
Elayne: Woop, a bit past my bedtime nowadays. Work tomorrow. See y'all next week!
Merlyn: ok E
llanwydd: but it's confusing. I thought they were chanting "death to america" for many years
cease: by el
llanwydd: even in public schools
Dexter Astrofong: Aloha ELAYNE
llanwydd: Nite Elayne
Reebus Jeebus: Nite, Elayne
ConvenientTween: The point is LL, there was so much good will out there and it was squandered
ConvenientTween: Instead, we got a moron who said, "We shall make a crusade..."
Reebus Jeebus: It's spelled boson but pronounced bozon in this country. God's particle
Dexter Astrofong: Tween" I think it was our good will visit to Iraq
cease: yes, it was a moment when a vast number of us foreigners felt with the us
cease: i htikn we're all bosons on this bus
Dexter Astrofong: Don't colide!!
ConvenientTween: Bozon, MA?
Dexter Astrofong: The black holes!! There's so many of them
ConvenientTween: Anyone notice when we passed through the black hole yesterday?
ConvenientTween: Enough to fill the Albert Hall?
Dexter Astrofong: Tween: Your confused...that was a ghetto
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Rotonoto into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:43 PM, then departs.
llanwydd: Hey Roto, welcome back!
ConvenientTween: Hey Roto
Dexter Astrofong: Like tiney dried up tear..gone so long it feel like forever Roto you Chochow
ConvenientTween: But, I wasn't in Poland...
Reebus Jeebus: You'll never guess who I ran into at the collider, Dex
Dexter Astrofong: Richard Feynman
Rotonoto: Hi, all
cease: Hi Roto!
ConvenientTween: lol Dex
Rotonoto: boy this site fussy about permitting javascript
Mudhead: herro Roto
Rotonoto: no javascript, no tonsils
Dexter Astrofong: Roto speak from deep throat
Rotonoto: like little boson, my terrific feeling for it...
Reebus Jeebus: Bosons (pronounced bozons) are God's particle. A whole bunch of them together comprise the Supreme Bean
Reebus Jeebus: This humor only makes sense at the subatomic level.
cease: what's up, roto?
Reebus Jeebus: I guess we're all bozons in this can
Rotonoto: no more nice guy! I have two ticket to forbidden particle collider...
Dexter Astrofong: Color my atomic weight "Humor"
llanwydd: well, I am at the subatomic level
Rotonoto: yo Cat, goot to sees ya. dude
Mudhead: They turned it on one way only, they havent started Hi energy experiments yet
Rotonoto: my sub atomic particles have formed a union- and we have demands!
Dexter Astrofong: Resistance is futile..You will be absorbed
Rotonoto: If it's any constellation, takes many decades for black whole to devour the Earth
Reebus Jeebus: Catherwood, get me a cup of supremo coffee
||||||||| Catherwood gets Reebus Jeebus a cup of supremo coffee.
llanwydd: well that's better than a pound of poor joe
Dexter Astrofong: Roto: What if it's a specific constwellation
Reebus Jeebus: A pound of Crisco doesn't have the right ring to it.
Rotonoto: that's in our top secret contingency plan to rule the Earth
Dexter Astrofong: RJ: You have to order Crisco by the kilo
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Reebus Jeebus remembers Nick jibbering about medicinal tea
Rotonoto: where is the Count of Monte Crisco when we need him?
llanwydd: that's not much constellation
llanwydd: I would like to think that the human race will exist forever
Dexter Astrofong: LLan: That's why its called URSA Minor
llanwydd: but I hear there is a chance of all known life in the galaxy being captured by the black hole at the center
llanwydd: lol dex
Dexter Astrofong: LLan: But that life is no longer living
ConvenientTween: Do you think beings on another planet think our star is part of a constellation called The Great Cow?
Dexter Astrofong: It's been reduced to sub-atomic particle like RJ
Rotonoto: the cows say "eat more chicken"
ConvenientTween: only intelligent life, LL
Dexter Astrofong: Tween: In their native language it known as thre Marlborough man
llanwydd: no matter what anyone says, I believe in omnipresent intelligence
llanwydd: or at least awareness
llanwydd: the word intelligence is one I usually avoid
Reebus Jeebus feels sheepish about being called a bozon
ConvenientTween smokes Morley cigarettes
Dexter Astrofong: RJ That's bozo man
Rotonoto: Yeah, Bob Morley rolled them personally for us
llanwydd: is morley safer?
Mudhead: Greenies
Reebus Jeebus: Christofer Morley ghosted Shakespeare, didn't he?
Dexter Astrofong: Tween: 'cause they're Safir
ConvenientTween wonders if anyone watches The X-Files
Rotonoto: Roto feels bullish for being called a Bozo...
Dexter Astrofong: Tween Xfiles went off the air
cease: i used to watch the x files cuz it was shot in my neighbourhood
ConvenientTween: cool, cease :)
Dexter Astrofong: There's a spin off coming: Mulder in re=hab
llanwydd: I read that wrong for a moment cat. I thought you said you were shot in your neighborhood
cease: elayne came to visit in 95 cuz her husband at the time wanted to see where the xfiles was filmed
ConvenientTween: They still show X-Files reruns on Sci-Fi and another channel on cable here
ConvenientTween: lol LL
cease: shot meaning filmed
Rotonoto: the truth is in here somewhere- now where the hell did I put it?
cease: the stuiod was a couple blocks form my house and my daughter's school many many stores, etc were in episodes
Dexter Astrofong: It's in Scully's blouse Roto
cease: vancouver was made to look like all over the us
llanwydd: have you ever seen Starship Enterprise? I know one of the actors who has a recurring but infrequent role in the series
ConvenientTween: Just remember, Lincoln wasn't shot in BC, he was shot in DC
cease: is that the one about the begininng? i saw the first and last episodes
Dexter Astrofong: Mainly, tween
ConvenientTween: They show Enterprise quite a bit on Sci-Fi
Rotonoto: No onder she's so lumpy, Dex
Rotonoto: "three of them?", I was askin' myself...
Reebus Jeebus: The aliens turned me into a sex addict
llanwydd: I think it is, cat. Anyway, I know the guy who plays Lokesh
cease: yeah she married some local and loved it here. muldur married some la actress which made them move the show to la where it totally sucked
Dexter Astrofong: Use your authoprized equipment Roto
llanwydd: I have worked with him on stage
llanwydd: twice actually
Rotonoto: Use your dagger, Dirk...
Reebus Jeebus: Scully and Mulder should have settled down. But he feared involuntary commitment
ConvenientTween: cool, LL
llanwydd: yeah, he also appears in tv commercials. I see him from time to time on tv
llanwydd: adam grimes is his name
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Astrofong: Nice try, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Astrofong and queries "Did you want something?"
ConvenientTween: What character on Enterprise?
Reebus Jeebus wonders if "The Aliens Turned Me Into A Sex Addict" should be a bumper sticker
llanwydd: the character's name is Lokesh
Dexter Astrofong: RJ Precedeed by Mother's against
ConvenientTween: lol (reference to Muldur)
llanwydd: he has really long hair which adam never had when I worked with him
ConvenientTween: Doctor?
ConvenientTween: don't know the cast that well
Dexter Astrofong: Nurse?
Dexter Astrofong: Just keep your thumb on your pkace
Merlyn: hey, see you nexxt week
llanwydd: but to date, the most famous people I have ever met are phil austin and phil proctor
ConvenientTween: here's a quarter
Merlyn: nexxxxxt
Dexter Astrofong: Mahalo Merlyne
||||||||| Bunnyboy sneaks in around 11:03 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
cease: by merl
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 11:03 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Bunnyboy: *zip* *beeP*
ConvenientTween: Hi Bun
cease: hji bun
llanwydd: Hey Bunnyboy!
Dexter Astrofong: Hi Bunny
Dexter Astrofong: Elayne was llooking for specifics on release of Box of Dangerf
llanwydd: I'm curious to know, bunnyboy, what does your name mean?
Mudhead: hey Bunny
Bunnyboy: Well, heLOOOOO
Mudhead: I am also
Rotonoto: Bozoette has met Jack Nicklaus
Rotonoto: Bozoette knowsw Dennis Hopper
Rotonoto: grew up with him
Dexter Astrofong: Bunnyboy means wyddllan
Rotonoto: he was the class cutup
Reebus Jeebus: Box of Danger. Release. Exactly.
Rotonoto: got her thrown outa the classroom once
Bunnyboy: We used to have pet rabbits. And my wife and I have always been Bunny and Bunnette.
llanwydd: LOL, BB
Bunnyboy: QED
llanwydd: cool
ConvenientTween: Have you got Danger in a box? Well, you'd better let him out...
llanwydd: LOL
cease: all out for prince albert
Reebus Jeebus: Release Roller Maidens from Mars. The only rehab Mulder will ever need.
llanwydd: I recognize that line, tween
llanwydd: I mean Cat
Bunnyboy: Yeah, that's right. Like Mr. Mxytplyk, if you make me say my name backwards, like yobynnub...
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 11:07 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Bunnyboy bounds in at 11:07 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: Damn! There I go again.
llanwydd: does that refer to the "prince albert in a can joke" or the town in BC/
Rotonoto: I saw US senator Evertee Dirksen in the senate subway once
cease: a town in sasaktachewan, where Neal Amid begins
Rotonoto: Everett
Reebus Jeebus: Incidentally, did you know that John Denver was born in Roswell, New Mexico?
llanwydd: no it probably doesn
cease: hows it hoppin, bun?
llanwydd: I was thinking prince albert was in BC
ConvenientTween has visited Roswell, NM. about 1947
Bunnyboy: Is ok, cat. Thanks for askin'!
cease: Prince Rupert,
cease: different prince. rupert was actually czech
Reebus Jeebus: Give up? I ran into George Burns at the collider
llanwydd: so is yorkton also in saskatchewan?
cease: yes, my hometonw
Rotonoto: Oh, I know- I met one of those Amway guys at the airport in Norfolk years ago (co-founder)(Richard DeVoss)
Bunnyboy: They're finally getting around to remodeling our downtown Borders outlet. About time!
llanwydd: aha
ConvenientTween is off to watch some mindless TV. Healthy & happy to everybody :-)
Reebus Jeebus: the father the son the holy ghost caught the last bus to the coast
||||||||| At 11:10 PM, ConvenientTween vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
llanwydd: Nite Tween!
Bunnyboy: They decommissioned an old escalator, and finally moved some shelves into place where none have been in over a month.
cease: remodelling, not my favourite word
cease: we're kitchenless at present, and for how much longer, we dont know
Bunnyboy: Apparently, they're going to try to huck everything together this Sunday.
llanwydd: I'd like to visit that part of canada someday but I don't know if they would let me in with all my speeding tickets
cease: vancouver is a lovely city
llanwydd: I hear the turn away a lot of people at the border if they don't have an exemplary driving record
Bunnyboy: cat: All the more reason to eat out!
cease: everyone should visit
llanwydd: I have been a good driver for many years but there was a time when I wasn't
cease: its better when its not a necessity, bun
cease: though i have had some fine meals at local places
cease: you been reading my blog about chicago, bun?
Bunnyboy: llan: Bunnette once tooled through Stanley Park...neglecting to remember to convert the speed signs to KPM.
cease: www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
cease: lol bun
Bunnyboy: She got stopped by a mountie, who reminded her that "In GOD'S country, madam, the speed is..."
llanwydd: that's interesting. she must have been moving at quite a clip
cease: i didnt know god needed a country
Bunnyboy: cat: No, but I certainly will.
Dexter Astrofong: Cat: Eminent Domain
cease: youre all catholics now
Rotonoto: domino domino
Dexter Astrofong: Tom Collins for everybody
llanwydd: wright lived a very colorful life
llanwydd: I watched a rather lengthy documentary about him once
cease: would he have been as good an architect without all that personal colour?
cease: yes i saw that recently, llan
cease: by ken burns.
llanwydd: that's the one
Dexter Astrofong: The talent stands, the rest is but ephemeral
cease: i would have liked him to design a house for me, but would try and keep him as far from my wife as possible
Mudhead: gettin l8 here, nitey night all
cease: by mud
ah,clem: good night all
Dexter Astrofong: Mighty night Muddie
Rotonoto: nite...
||||||||| Mudhead hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 11:17 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
llanwydd: nite Clem
cease: by clem
cease: sleep well
llanwydd: didn't get to say goodnight to muddy
ah,clem: tks
||||||||| At 11:17 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Bunnyboy: nite clem, Richard.
Rotonoto: your future is clowdy- er, muddy...
Dexter Astrofong: Night clem, and thanks for the sound track
llanwydd: your future is all used up
llanwydd: a line from Touch of Evil
Dexter Astrofong: Isn't it time to "Charge Ahead:?
Dexter Astrofong: a line from P&B
Rotonoto: oh gawd- charge-a-card
Bunnyboy: llan: Universal is releasing a new DVD edition of TOUCH OF EVIL in a couple of weeks.
Rotonoto: crediut cards- now there's a touch of evil...
Reebus Jeebus: Touch of Elvis?
cease: i can remember a time without credit cards
Bunnyboy: It's being marketed in a release grouping that includes new Hitchcock editions: PSYCHO, REAR WINDOW and....and...
Bunnyboy: oh, dammit, it'll come to me.
cease: i remember an old danny kaye movie, the man from the diner's club, when such things were seen as bizarre
Reebus Jeebus: Love me tender
Reebus Jeebus: public or private
cease: sounds painful, jeebus.
cease: i dont want to be touched by some old dead guy
llanwydd: if only I had a dvd player, bunny. Only have vhs. probably someday
Dexter Astrofong: Gotta park 'n Lock=it! See whomever whenever
cease: hope so, dex
Rotonoto: bye dex...
Bunnyboy: Oh, yes. VERTIGO.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Principalpoop close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 11:22 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
Bunnyboy: Those are actually due 10/7.
Principalpoop: huh?
llanwydd: Nite Dex
Rotonoto: pep pep pep!
llanwydd: howdy Princ
Principalpoop: you bet
Reebus Jeebus: I worked at Magic Mountain. 10/7 means "The ride is down."
Bunnyboy: 10/14 brings about 7 Hitchcock films from MGM, including NOTORIOUS.
Reebus Jeebus: You broke the President!
Principalpoop: wot it b
Rotonoto: hey Pablo! he broke the preseedent!
Bunnyboy: NOTORIOUS has only been available in a now out-of-print Criterion edition, for the better part of a decade, which is notorious in and of itself.
cease: hey poop
Principalpoop: i don't recall notarious, is that the one with the birds?
Reebus Jeebus: Kim Novak, Robert Novak and a Rayovac battery
Principalpoop: hi cat
Rotonoto: does dr headphones show up here much? perhaps earlier in the evening?
Rotonoto: bell, book, and battery
Bunnyboy: Oh, gee. The TOUCH OF EVIL release is a 50th anniversary set, with 3 versions of the thang-do.
Reebus Jeebus: Poop, the Birds?
cease: bun, when you said not having a kitchen was a good chance to eat out, i thought you were referring to my blog.
Principalpoop: bird poop on the the 15 steps?
cease: actually its a lot of toaster ovenry and stuff from a just bought bar fridge
cease: bird poop? new member enter?
Bunnyboy: Reebus: What is a block of ice, a dim bulb, and a black cat?
cease: so thatrs where the chinese put it
Principalpoop: a cube, a rube and a, ahh, strube
Reebus Jeebus: I forgot to mention Albert the Wonder Raven
cease: sounds like a reebus written in a simple head code
Principalpoop: caw caw caw
Reebus Jeebus: Let the cat out of the bag, Bunnyboy
cease: bunys and cats and bags, oh my
Principalpoop: spill the beans and jack too
llanwydd: well, I'm starting to doze. See you all next week
cease: off you doze, llan
Reebus Jeebus: Catherwood, hand cease a pound of Joe
||||||||| Catherwood gives cease a pound of joe.
Principalpoop: i just had a nap, i highly recommend them llan, ciao
cease: im wide awake
Reebus Jeebus: Catherwood, hand Poop a pound of medicinal tea
||||||||| Catherwood gets poop a pound of medicinal tea.
Principalpoop: is it green? hehe, i need the anti-occidents tea
cease: i remember when tea had other meanings
Reebus Jeebus: Catherwood, hand llanwydd a fistful of Crisco
||||||||| Catherwood gives llanwydd a fistful of crisco.
cease: fond as i am of all things tea-ish
Rotonoto: nite llan
Principalpoop: never called it tea myself, i was awake after the beverly hillibillys changed that word
Rotonoto: crisco is useful for getting pine gum off of hands, so I hear
cease: i'mfond of fruit teas but can drink a wide variety, as lnog as there's no milk involved
Rotonoto: we burn mostly hardwoods on the East coast
cease: texas tea
Bunnyboy: nite llan!
Principalpoop: there you have it
cease: you would know, roto
cease: we justr cut em down and sell em to you up here
cease: or somebody
cease: although the pine beetle has eaten a large portion of the province
Reebus Jeebus serves cat with a writ of crispy critters
Bunnyboy: Is Kim-Jong ILL?
Rotonoto: yep, we been hearing all about thiose troubles
Principalpoop: they are tiny, they cannot each much
cease: we drove through the province a few weeks ago and great swaths are dead from the beetle
Rotonoto: out here, emerald ash borer
cease: lol bun
Principalpoop: eat
Rotonoto: (a real bore, too)
Bunnyboy: Gotta go. Late breaking pot pie.
||||||||| At 11:36 PM, Bunnyboy runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Principalpoop: yum, bon ap bunny
Rotonoto: news at eleven...
cease: pot always a good idea, pie occasionally, bun
cease: by
Rotonoto: ...e...
Rotonoto: who was that masked man?
cease: that was lenny bruce
Principalpoop: yes it is a bull market, buy buy buy
Principalpoop: come is also a noun
Reebus Jeebus: Has your gourd been bored?
Rotonoto: Bozoette getting restless, going down to watch Leno, I follow, inevitably, like a pack of timebe wolves (or Doublemint?)
Principalpoop: good seeing you again roto,
Rotonoto: bye, bbl youse bozo guys...
||||||||| Reebus Jeebus is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:39 PM.
Principalpoop: leno, not ahh, the other one?
Rotonoto: peace...
Principalpoop: i am a professional wet blanket, i know how to clear out a chat
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Rotonoto: no, it ain't you guy- I'm the expert room clearer (heh!)
Principalpoop: step outside and say that
Rotonoto: ...
Rotonoto: ;)
Principalpoop: feigh
cease: i'm still here, just have to deal with feuding animals
cease: the blue jays just won, exciting game
Principalpoop: throw meat
cease: i would almost prefer the sox to have won. love to see a sox-cubs series
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Reebus Jeebus close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:42 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule.
Principalpoop: the boys of september
Reebus Jeebus: http://www.universetoday.com/2008/09/09/clumps-growing-on-phoenix-lander-legs
Principalpoop: wb reebus, how was the jump?
cease: hey roto, have you ever heard of a japanese tree called a Sugi, kind of a cedar
cease: used in a lot of japanese houses, boxes, sake cups, exquisite smell
Principalpoop: those are just the equivilant of liver spots, he is an old rover
cease: in dog years?
Principalpoop: martian dogs years
Principalpoop: all cedars smell good
Dexter Astrofong: Back
cease: when yhou live in japan for a long time and smell this often, it does good things to you
Principalpoop: that was quick fong
Dexter Astrofong: me
||||||||| "11:47 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Reebus Jeebus, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Dexter Astrofong: fast
Dexter Astrofong: So long JR
Dexter Astrofong: And now that I'm back, everyone's gone
Dexter Astrofong: to the moon
Principalpoop: toodles major nelson
Principalpoop: roto and I came to fisticuffs over who was the best wet blanket
Principalpoop: i can out bore anybody, grrrr
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| donk - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Astrofong: Well, think I'll mosey...Good to see you again Roto...like tiny encore perfornamce
Principalpoop: ahhh, i win again
Dexter Astrofong: Nioght Cat
Dexter Astrofong: Night Poop
Principalpoop: get along little fongy
Dexter Astrofong: Blast off!!!!!
Principalpoop: houston, we have ignition
cease: everyone gone?
cease: i was still here but absent from keyboard
cease: great to see roto again
Principalpoop: almost all gone
cease: i am the last to know
Principalpoop: the last to know what?
Principalpoop: i guess i never know
cease: what is necessary to know
Principalpoop: me not know
cease: i suppose i should eat eventually
cease: see you in a future chat, poop
Principalpoop: adios
||||||||| At 11:54 PM, cease scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Principalpoop: keep em flying
Principalpoop: ciaooo
||||||||| Principalpoop leaves at 11:54 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Astrofong - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Rotonoto rushes off, saying "1:01 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bunnyboy
cease
ConvenientTween
Dexter Astrofong
donk
Elayne
Firebroiled(Palin Comparison)
H. Stones
llanwydd
llanwyddpart2
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop
Reebus Jeebus
Rotonoto
Tor Hershman URL References:
http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2008/09/what-might-have-been-today-many-of-us.html
http://groups.colgate.edu/aarislam/response.htm
www.alinearestaurant.com
http://www.alternativesjournal.net/volume1/number2/sullhtml.htm
http://www.ersatzcoffee.com/
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/papoon/index.html
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2616433664/tt0089838
http://www.mugshots.org/misc/bill-gates.html
http://www.planetproctor.com:80/
www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
http://www.theworlds50best.com/2008_list.html
http://www.universetoday.com/2008/09/09/clumps-growing-on-phoenix-lander-legs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImyK29QLs_A

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"