Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
07/24/2008

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 24, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 8:14 AM: Firebroiled jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Firebroiled: Of course! Of course,

it was a jackel-headed woman
with her eyes akimbo,

a King sitting sideways
on his throne,

adrip with gold, chipped nose up-lifted
-- thusly!

All engraven that refreshes,
a tale told by an idiot,
and the head of a Dex!
Firebroiled: Ashes to Ash . . . . and . . . . . .Dex to Dexter!!
Firebroiled: Sorry, I usually have to work late all the time and can't make the chat.
||||||||| At 8:16 AM, Firebroiled dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 6:49 PM, dragging PopGoesTheTweeny by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
PopGoesTheTweeny: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| PopGoesTheTweeny says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, PopGoesTheTweeny exits at 6:50 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'ah,clem', just granted probation at 8:28 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 8:29 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| wake tiptoes in around 8:36 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
wake: Hello!
wake: BRB...
||||||||| ah,clem sneaks in around 8:44 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
wake: Hi ah,clem
wake: Dang phone has me jumpin'
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 24, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Outside, the 9:01 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
ah,clem: hi wake, cat
cease: is this the satelite show, fools in space?
cease: seedless hempseeds
cease: or npr?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:04 PM and late as usual, it's Bambi, just back from Hellmouth."
cease: hi deer
Bambi: hello dear friends!! :-)
||||||||| llampwykk sneaks in around 9:07 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
llampwykk: LET'S EAT!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:07 PM, then departs.
Merlyn: hiya friends
cease: hi llan, merl
llampwykk: three of us at once
Bambi: yep :-)
llampwykk: no, it's four
wake: me too
llampwykk: how is it I don't remember last week's "unpleasant incident"?
llampwykk: oh, last night, whatever
Merlyn: did you drink whatever Catherwood gave you llan?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Merlyn and queries "Did you want me?"
Merlyn: catherwood, go away
||||||||| Catherwood goes away.
llampwykk: I remember him rolling me a cup of tea
llampwykk: what you all listenin to tonaht?
cease: roll em roll em roll em
Merlyn: Firesign references in CIty of Heroes, an online roleplaying game:
Merlyn: http://cityofheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Police_Radio
cease: rawhide
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Mudhead inside, makes a note of the time (9:11 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Merlyn: Rescue Betty Jo Bialofski
Merlyn: We have a report of (VillainGroup) members involved with the disappearance of a citizen, a Betty Jo Bialofski
Merlyn: Betty Jo Bialofski? That sounds familiar. Now you remember! You read about it in the papers, but there they just called her "Nancy". She was in the news because her remarkable resistance to curses allowed her to safety inherit the cursed gemstone "The Third Eye of Danger". The papers had called it magical evolution, but it looks like it might have brought her to the attention of the (VillainGroup)
Mudhead: Greetings Dear Friends
llampwykk: Greetings, Mr. Head
wake: I finnaly saw that "Zachariah" movie the other day.
Bambi: hey Mudhead
wake: Hi mudhead.
Mudhead: roll em roll em roll em keep dem dawgies movin
cease: this is fools in space, right? i havent listened to this nearly enough
cease: my condolences, wake
Bambi: and of course the fellow entrants this evening llanpwykk and Meryln
Merlyn: yes cat, Fools in Space bits
wake: It wasn't that bad. I mean there were a few moments of insight and funny quirks of fate.
Bambi: and those who preceeded me here, Cat, wake, and of course Clem
cease: what is happening in minn, merl? how can mccain be that close in the polls?
Mudhead: ah, Clem?
cease: have you all moved away and been replaced by the state of utah?
wake: Hiya Bambi.
Bambi: lack of options Cat
Mudhead: a Clem
Bambi: I am voting for Ron Paul personally
llampwykk: that old diehard
Mudhead: Not Cleveland
Mudhead: I've spent a year there one day
wake: Will he be on the ballot?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and PopGoesTheTweeny plummets into the garden at 9:16 PM.
wake: Ron Paul , thatis?
PopGoesTheTweeny: Hey! Let me outta this microwave!!
Merlyn: it's some kinda voodoo cat, he can't be that close
Mudhead shoots at the rotors
Bambi: can write him in and send the message that they gave us no real candidates
Mudhead: Not till you've popped damnit
llampwykk: you'll have to wait till you're done, tweeny
cease: in article about franken in alternet i htink, it mentnioed how polilte everyone wwas there. signs discourage swearing in public
wake: ----------> fires a tortilla
PopGoesTheTweeny: Might be the largest write-in vote in history
PopGoesTheTweeny: in what direction, wake?
Merlyn: this is odd, this bit is different from the live version
llampwykk: damn the tortillas!
||||||||| 9:18 PM: Principalpoop jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Principalpoop: hulow
wake: full speed ahead
Mudhead: Hi PP
PopGoesTheTweeny: Hey P
cease: poop
llampwykk: Hey, Princep!
Principalpoop: what is the rod?
wake: Hello there PP
Principalpoop: nevermind, everything you know is wrong
Mudhead: What is not used to spare a child?
Principalpoop: i sure know to liven up a chat...
Principalpoop: how
Mudhead: WINNER!
Bambi: hi princep
PopGoesTheTweeny: everything you row is gong
Principalpoop: no no no, it is a cylindrical object, frequently made of metal
Principalpoop: hi bambi
wake: darn phone again... geeez I hate it when I have to work at work!
wake: BRB...
Mudhead: lol
PopGoesTheTweeny: A zeppelin tube?
PopGoesTheTweeny: lol wake
Principalpoop: let me talk to your boss wake, i will straighten that guy out...
Principalpoop: the led seppelin tubes world tour in the round?
Bambi: Firesign Theater ... Timeless!!! :-)
PopGoesTheTweeny: I have that t-shirt, P!
Mudhead: totally square man
wake: ...erm Maybe just a memo, PP.
PopGoesTheTweeny: yes indeed Bambi, yes indeed...
Principalpoop: no memos, i don't believe they exist...
Mudhead hides his memo board
llampwykk: catherwood, warm up my coffee, please
||||||||| Catherwood warms up llampwykk's coffee.
Principalpoop: they are figments of office imaginations
llampwykk: cool!
wake: Ok then. Do you speak Thai?
cease: only thai one on
Principalpoop: sure, one from column a, one from column b, not substitions
Mudhead: Catherwood fetch Dear Bambi a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood brings dear bambi a toasted almond.
wake: He knows some Mandarin, too.
Bambi: thanks Mudhead and CW
wake: rofl
Principalpoop: i knew a mandarian, the had thick orange skin
Principalpoop: he
Mudhead: damn, (Catherwood) cant capitalize, Merlyn!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Mudhead and yells "oh, fuck off Mudhead!"
wake: gfa
Merlyn: bambi, do you know what clem is playing? It's fools in space material, but it's been redone, it's not the live version
Mudhead: yeah, you too Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Mudhead and says "Would you like something?"
Mudhead: yeah, get me a girlfriend Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets Mudhead a girlfriend.
cease: and you were there when it was recordeed
llampwykk: catherwood, pour me a toasted cashew
||||||||| Catherwood gives llampwykk a toasted cashew.
Merlyn: yeah
Bambi: not sure Merlyn
Bambi: will let JL know you are wondering about it
cease: it holds his pin up?
PopGoesTheTweeny: The NPR disc, Merlyn
Principalpoop: gesundheit
cease: was that the line?
PopGoesTheTweeny: "All Things Firesign"
wake: pretty fast this morning PP
Mudhead: this stuff is priceless
Bambi: ah, OK Tween knows :-)
Principalpoop: ok, i will write slower
Principalpoop: just shoot 'em
Merlyn: ok, tx tween
wake: ----------> on HOLD
Principalpoop: any musak?
wake: International HOLD to boot..
Merlyn: yeah, looking at the track list, they redid some bits for All Things
PopGoesTheTweeny: Stairway to Heaven played by Henry Mancinni?
Principalpoop: click here now
wake: no musak --- 10k hiss
Principalpoop: start singing, the party will come back on just as you hit a horrible high note
wake: "Can't Touch This" by 101 Strings
Principalpoop: between iraq and a hard place? lordy lordy
wake: -----------> fires another tortilla
wake: Make that 100 even...
Principalpoop: a tortilla is a cross between a tortoise and a gorilla
PopGoesTheTweeny: ROFL wake
Principalpoop: the other result is a goroise
wake: no... that's a gortoise
Principalpoop: gortotoise?
wake: you were gonna type slower PP
PopGoesTheTweeny: A Galapagos gortoise?
Principalpoop: o o p s
wake: oops ... BRB
PopGoesTheTweeny: The Osmond Family sings "Walk This Way"
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Ben Bland', just granted probation at 9:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llampwykk: "If I Could Walk That Way..."
Principalpoop: hi ben
llampwykk: Hey Ben!
PopGoesTheTweeny moves his hump to the other side
Ben Bland: taking in the scene at Schmitt's Fudge Haus
PopGoesTheTweeny: Velcome Monsieur Bland... your table ees ready
Principalpoop: have some of that chocolate malt scotch
Ben Bland: ich bin ein Fudge packer
Ben Bland: it's hard to stay regular when you're on the road
Principalpoop: bin or ben?
Principalpoop: work it out with a pencil
cease: bland
PopGoesTheTweeny: I've got a slide rule, if that'll help with the calculations
cease: this is their most topical stuff
Ben Bland: I'd be quite surprised if Jon Stewart didn't mention Schmitt's Fudge Haus
Mudhead: I just have a slide that RULES!
cease: mc cheese
cease: david bedner on rachile maddow today
Principalpoop: and now here is a slide of me with the police after I was released...
Ben Bland: what if it had turned out to be a gay bar?
Principalpoop: payday or snickers?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elayne into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:44 PM, then departs.
Elayne: Evenin' all! I bring word from Dex...
Ben Bland: the Hershey highway
Principalpoop: Hi E
cease: anyone seen mccian in fron of the wall of cheese today?
cease: hi el
PopGoesTheTweeny: Back at the trombone again, Mud?
llampwykk: Hi Elayne!
Elayne: He will not be here this evening, as he and his lovely bride are taking in a Jazz in July concert at the 92nd St. Y.
PopGoesTheTweeny: Evenin' E
PopGoesTheTweeny: Don't ask, don't yell Ben
Ben Bland: willy wonkie
Principalpoop: no fong tonight
Elayne: He and I met for a drink yesterday after work, and he was headed up to 92nd Street then too. I think there must be a concert every evening or something...
Elayne: No Fong indeed.
cease: jazz in a Y? why?>
cease: yes i know he loves jazz
PopGoesTheTweeny: Got to visit The City again one of these days
Elayne: Also, his beard's gone. And he's cut his hair, man.
PopGoesTheTweeny: You guys would think Austin was a hamlet lol
cease: bummer
Principalpoop: 92nd st? is that the one between 91st and 93rd street?
cease: i hope it isnt skin problem
PopGoesTheTweeny: Almost... cut my hair....
Principalpoop: i almost cut my hair today, it was kinda getting in the way
Principalpoop: ahh tween wins
PopGoesTheTweeny: As someone remarked P, one of CSNY's more forgettable songs ;)
Mudhead: to Victor goes spoilt
Principalpoop: the dog one is forgettable too
cease: i quite liked it. said he wrote it for rfk, who had relatively long hair by the standards of theday. longer thn mine
Ben Bland: my haus is a very very very nice haus
Elayne: I got my hair cut last week too, but not that short...
Ben Bland: occasional constipation can lead to crankiness
Principalpoop: hair is one thing, shaving a beard...
PopGoesTheTweeny: long hair, short hair, what's the difference once the head's blowed off?
cease: yeah i have my summer hair cut every year. cant take hair on skin when its hot
cease: yeah, i'll never shave unless forced to by disease
PopGoesTheTweeny: More prune juice (or Warrior's Drink as warf referred to it lol)
Ben Bland: you know it increases my paranoia
cease: need cubes
Mudhead: I need sleep
Principalpoop: i have trionoia
Elayne: Hang on, haircuts increase paranoia? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?
PopGoesTheTweeny: Feelin' OK these days, Mud (considering)?
PopGoesTheTweeny: LOL E
Mudhead: ok
Mudhead: the heat hurt
Ben Bland: we're talking about irregularity
Principalpoop: you really want to know why we didn't tell you E?
PopGoesTheTweeny: and etheality?
Principalpoop: be cook mud, or you were become crusty
Principalpoop: cool
Ben Bland: have you ever been to Schmitt's Fudge Haus, Elayne?
Mudhead: I will
Mudhead: g'nite Dear Friends
Principalpoop: sleep well
PopGoesTheTweeny: Nyte Mud
||||||||| Mudhead departs at 9:52 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: nick just got here and mud departs
cease: by mud
Elayne: I don't believe so, Ben.
Elayne: I think fudge is probably off my list permanently anyway, since the diabetes diagnosis.
Principalpoop: ouch E
PopGoesTheTweeny: Sorry to hear about the big D, Elayne :(
PopGoesTheTweeny: That sux
llampwykk: I'm sure you can make fudge with Splenda. It cooks alright
Ben Bland: McCain scarfed sausage at Schmidt's Fudge Haus today http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/07/john-mccain-doe.html
Principalpoop: did samuel clements have any relatives? there might be lawsuits lol
cease: i know it wont keep you down, el
PopGoesTheTweeny: _great_ picture of McCain lol
llampwykk: sausage at Schmidt's? how very german
Principalpoop: i was hoping for the wall of cheese link
Elayne: It does indeed, Tweeny. But I'm adjusting.
Elayne: McCain NICHT bin ein Berliner, but he might have eaten one...
PopGoesTheTweeny: Whoever wins, we lose
llampwykk: german food is so full of cholestrol, I'm surprised any germans have any unclogged arteries
Ben Bland: Dagmar recommends the cheese logs
cease: greart izzar d routine
cease: cant watch kennedy without tining of eddie
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Honey into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:58 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: hola honey
Honey: Oooooooh Hola !
llampwykk: Hi Honey!
PopGoesTheTweeny: Mzzz Shanchez
Honey: Howdee howdee
||||||||| Catherwood leads H. Stones in through the front door at 9:58 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: hi honey
Principalpoop: and stones too, hehe
cease: hi stones
llampwykk: Hey Stones!
H. Stones: Greetings, Earthnoids and Humanlings
PopGoesTheTweeny: Hail and well met, UK
Honey: Good Evening one & all
Ben Bland: I saw 'em drinking bock beer
wake: I hate to eat and run but duty calls.
Principalpoop: does Becks make bock beers?
cease: so thatrs what it does
Principalpoop: ahh regular again, super wake
PopGoesTheTweeny: Shiner Bock is pretty good (TX Hill Country microbrewery)
Principalpoop: i hope it all comes out all right
H. Stones: Hows things in St Paul, Honey
Honey: Haha wunderbar!
cease: the hospital or the city?
Principalpoop: honey is a st. paulie girl? hubba hubba
Ben Bland: St Pauli gurl
PopGoesTheTweeny: Lots of Germans (and other Nordic types) in TX
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
PopGoesTheTweeny: Also a good brew (St Pauli)
wake: Have a great weekend everyone... mine starts in 7 hours.
Honey: have a good one wake!
Elayne: Sorry I'm not terribly talkative, I'm trying to catch up on blog stuff at the same time.
llampwykk: nite wake!
Principalpoop: you are always ahead of us wake...
H. Stones: hello and goodbye wake
PopGoesTheTweeny: best to you and yours, wake
cease: have fun, wake
Principalpoop: not a problem E
wake: and today's lottery numbers are...
Principalpoop: BINGO
Honey: wardriving is FUN! I have got a new antenna with a dongle...
wake: hold your cards please
llampwykk: wardriving?
Principalpoop: my dingaling is getting kind of old
wake: 6 1 5
Honey waits expectantly for the numbers
wake: you heard it here first
PopGoesTheTweeny: a rather appropriate quote for the times:
PopGoesTheTweeny: "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." -- H.L. Mencken
||||||||| At 10:04 PM, wake vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Honey: awwwwww fiddlesticks not my numbers. Yes wardriving...pirating wifi in my car ;)
cease: greatr line tween
cease: i must reaed more menken
PopGoesTheTweeny: That's quite a sport, Honey
Honey: yes
ah,clem: may we see your pasport please?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with D0nk close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:05 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule.
H. Stones: Hi Don K
PopGoesTheTweeny: Hey Don
llampwykk: howdy, DOnk
Principalpoop: hi donk
cease: donk
Honey: uhhhh ummm errrrr
Honey: hi DonK
Principalpoop: passport? did I pass one?
ah,clem: is this your bar of soap?
D0nk: hey Stones, Llam , Poop, cease Honey and all
H. Stones: do you need one for Minneapolis, Poop ?
PopGoesTheTweeny: Which is being monitored by the RFID chip in your driver's license, Honey ;)
Principalpoop: i have been to minnehaha
H. Stones: which she left in St Petersburg, Tween
llampwykk: you really have a chip on your license
Honey: no no no no we don't have the technology here yet no RFID chips
PopGoesTheTweeny: lol
Principalpoop: that is what they would like you to think...
Principalpoop: it is already in the hamburger packages
H. Stones: if you check with nino, llan you will see he has no idea where Honey is
ah,clem: they are in the soap
PopGoesTheTweeny: They're working on something like that, Honey, you can be sure
llampwykk: please refresh my memory. what is an RFID chip?
PopGoesTheTweeny: lol clem
llampwykk: is it anything like a potato chip?
Honey: hahaha
Ben Bland: Flat Hat Doppelbock: (formerly Hogback Dopple Bock) http://www.ironspringspub.com/beer-whats-pouring.html
PopGoesTheTweeny: Radio Frequency ID
llampwykk: bet I can't eat just one
Principalpoop: i am ordinary comcast, no idea why i am unknown
PopGoesTheTweeny: They experimenting with embedding them in peoples' skin
H. Stones: i have one in my Passport, Tween
ah,clem: as well as a dead cat in every bar of dead cat soap...
PopGoesTheTweeny: for getting past security gates
cease: i'm still alive
llampwykk: aha. thanks
Principalpoop: ivory soap, it floats, ewwwww
cease: they did a funny bit on thatr in spamalot
H. Stones: if a place has a security gate, i dont want to go in
cease: the guy evading the death cart
ah,clem: "i'm not dead"
PopGoesTheTweeny: Like the local library?
H. Stones: yes
PopGoesTheTweeny: "I'm happy! Happy!"
ah,clem: "I'm getting better"
H. Stones: qucik, give tween his Meds
PopGoesTheTweeny: lol clem
PopGoesTheTweeny: A case of Corona and a bag of limes?
Elayne: Looks like I can't quite split my attention as I'd hoped. Next week, all.
ah,clem: (she turned me into a nute!; well I got better)
Principalpoop: nite E
Ben Bland: Dead Cat Doppelbock?
llampwykk: Nite Elayne!
Honey: nite E be safe
||||||||| Around 10:11 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
H. Stones: ok Elayne, have a good week
cease: byel
llampwykk: I just thought, I wonder if I should have given Elayne that advice about making fudge with Splenda. Is that stuff okay for diabetics?
Principalpoop: too late, llampwykk lol
llampwykk: it's not sugar, of course
Ben Bland: We're devoting tomorrow's show to transgendered Great Danes
H. Stones: its crap llan, take my word for it, its made by the people who brought us Aspartame
Honey: yes splenda is ok for diabetics
PopGoesTheTweeny: Therefore.... witches are made of wood!
Ben Bland: don't missit
ah,clem: splenda should not hurt diabetics any more than it does the rest of us, lol
llampwykk: I always use it
H. Stones: cant argue with that clem
Honey: right, clem
PopGoesTheTweeny: Therefore.... witches are made of wood!
H. Stones: that explains quite a lot llan
cease: thas not wood, thats reconstituted reefer
ah,clem: ;)
llampwykk: lol
PopGoesTheTweeny: lol
llampwykk: lol
Principalpoop: lol
PopGoesTheTweeny: Does she weigh as much as a bale of hemp?
llampwykk: that's three in a row
H. Stones: http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2000/12/03/sucralose-dangers.aspx
Ben Bland: the dark transgendered princess
llampwykk: no, princ beat me
ah,clem: leave the witch alone, burn the hemp.!
Principalpoop: nooo, i won't beat you lol
Honey: lol
PopGoesTheTweeny: lol clem
Ben Bland: alas Horlicks I knew him
llampwykk: what is everybody loling about?
Ben Bland: her
Principalpoop: i have no idea, just trying to conform...
Honey: lol PP
H. Stones: its the lol a bye of broadway
ah,clem: just a jolly croud, ll
Honey: catherwood please burn the hemp
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Honey and mumbles "oh, fuck off Honey!"
Honey: Oh My!
ah,clem: shh
Principalpoop: my goodness gracious...
H. Stones: (kicks Catherwood in arse ) dont you talk to my bith like that !
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to H. Stones and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
Honey: he is a bit touchy tonight
PopGoesTheTweeny: We are Devo
Ben Bland: That's no way to treat a lady, and it violates our broadcast standards and practices
ah,clem: catherwood, please give honey burning hemp
||||||||| Catherwood brings honey burning hemp.
ah,clem: ;)
Honey: thank you catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!"
Merlyn: catherwood, now get hemp some burning honey
||||||||| Catherwood brings hemp some burning honey.
Honey: and clem :)
Ben Bland: you could be fined for the obscenity and the hemp
ah,clem: eeeek
Principalpoop: De are Wevo
H. Stones: a fool and his Honey are soon parted
ah,clem: thar would be true
PopGoesTheTweeny: But, hemp isn't obscene....
Ben Bland: Catherwood give us twenty minutes and we'll give you the world
||||||||| Catherwood brings you the world.
H. Stones: depends what you do with it Tween, you have lead a sheltered life i think
Principalpoop: so i can hemp somebody in public? hemp them on a bus?
cease: anyone read this week's new yhorker? excelent article called dr. kush
H. Stones: nothing quite like a good hemping
Merlyn: the new honker?
Ben Bland: Catherwood give us Glenn Beck, Nancy Grace and Not Another Cable News Show
||||||||| Catherwood brings us glenn beck nancy grace and not another cable news show.
PopGoesTheTweeny: Dear Grid, Nino actually has clem & Bambi in Virginia tonight
ah,clem: anyone read the provda?
cease: what/ me? wype?
PopGoesTheTweeny: LOL Stones
Principalpoop: you can yhork people in public too? wow
PopGoesTheTweeny: Not going there, Stones lol
llampwykk: what hempen homespuns have we here? Weeds of Athens he doth wear
PopGoesTheTweeny: Pravda? Occasionally
ah,clem: it is a "new" thing, LL
llampwykk: hardly
PopGoesTheTweeny: A cross between USA Today and the National Enquirer
Principalpoop: quite
Honey buys all her designer hemp wear at 'Weeds of Athens"
PopGoesTheTweeny: Cool name
H. Stones: sorry llan we are clean out of homespuns but we still have some weeds of athens the feds missed on the last search
cease: sounds like a randy newman song, honey
Ben Bland: No news on the CNN Headlines News channel... That's innovation
llampwykk: lol
PopGoesTheTweeny: lol Stones
Honey: lol
cease: like the way he pronounces "Louisiana"
Ben Bland: Catherwood bring me an AM radio
||||||||| Catherwood gets Ben Bland an am radio.
llampwykk: that's a line from A Midsummer Night's Dream
cease: turn me on, i'm joni mitrchell on hte radio
H. Stones: hiss, fizz, pop crackle
Principalpoop: AM radio is still around???
PopGoesTheTweeny: Great album (For The Roses)
PopGoesTheTweeny: Still have the old vinyl
H. Stones: and all in full colour glorious mono
Ben Bland: CNN Cable Headline News... Even the headlines aren't superficial enough for us
cease: i listen to 24 news on am all the time. great traffic coverage
PopGoesTheTweeny: Really like Mitchell
cease: only in casr though
PopGoesTheTweeny: Excellent musician as well as singer/songwriter
Honey: me too tweeny
cease: i could drink a case of you
H. Stones: what do they cover the traffic with nowadays cease ?
llampwykk: ...help me I think I'm fallin...
Ben Bland: You get traffic in British Columbia?
Principalpoop: roanoke does not have traffic
Ben Bland: They still allow you to drive cars
cease: my fellow former la, saskatchewan and still bc resident, good old joni
PopGoesTheTweeny: They get severed feet in BC ;)
cease: i live in a citgy of 2 millino people. what do you think?
H. Stones: yes they do Ben but drive time is only a five minute slot
Principalpoop: we have to include the surrounding 7 counties to get up near 1 million...
llampwykk: I have called joni the most brilliant canadian. I suppose I may be wrong, but that's my opinion
H. Stones: surely Saskatoon Cease ?
PopGoesTheTweeny: Roanoke? One would think they would, P
Ben Bland: Which reminds me. Now that McCain admits that he doesn't surf the web, isn't it about time that he confesses that he's Amish?
cease: vanocuver
Principalpoop: i lived in washington dc, miami and los angeles, roanoke has no traffic lol
PopGoesTheTweeny: Didn't know she was from Canookland
H. Stones: so they even cover the vans, cease
Ben Bland: I think it'll be refreshing to have a President who refuses to use a telephone.
PopGoesTheTweeny: Always thought an LA girl
llampwykk: confesses he's amos?
PopGoesTheTweeny: CN sends us some great talent
Ben Bland: the phone is an instrument of the devil
cease: but where i live, we have marauding bears, so have strictg garbage laws
PopGoesTheTweeny: lol Ben
PopGoesTheTweeny: McCain's going to have a problem with Obama
H. Stones: they have strict garbage laws in DC as well cease, they put it in the white house
Principalpoop: we allow bear hunting, they get over 200 in my county every year
cease: depends on how much the powers that control your country trust obama to do their will instead, tween
Honey: Hahahah!!
cease: lol stoesns
PopGoesTheTweeny: clem - I've been hearing that you're missing a channel
PopGoesTheTweeny: pretty much since the start
llampwykk: I was watching the movie JFK recently.
H. Stones: 200,000 turned out in Berlin today to hear Obama
llampwykk: quite a silly film but it holds one's interest
PopGoesTheTweeny: thought it might be my rig, but definitely not
Ben Bland: in Berlin they could drink bock beer in public
Bambi: Thanks Tween ... Clem fixed it :-) wait 2 min and should be fixed
cease: did you watch speech, stones?
H. Stones: yes, some of it Cease
cease: i was impressed
H. Stones: they are comparing him with JFK
llampwykk: there is a line in JFK that I found very interesting
Ben Bland: oh fudge
H. Stones: some thought he didnt speak like a Presidential candidate and liked him even more cos of that
Honey: catherwood bring me a Shinerbock & some cashews please
||||||||| Catherwood gets Honey a shinerbock & some cashews.
cease: at least he's not a donut
llampwykk: it went something like: The ability of a government to govern it's people resides in it's war powers
Principalpoop: lol
llampwykk: or "it's ability to wage war" or something like that
Ben Bland: Catherwood bring me Schmidt's sausage
||||||||| Catherwood hands Ben Bland schmidt's sausage.
cease: sounds like nixon, among others. or any vidal essay, novel
llampwykk: I hate to think that is why the president lied about weapons of mass destruction
PopGoesTheTweeny: Why I like Libertarians, LL ;)
llampwykk: but in any case, if that is true, I wish I could understand the dynamics of the principle
PopGoesTheTweeny: _Exactly_ what the Founders were against
Principalpoop: what is Obama going to do differently?
llampwykk: how it works, I mean
PopGoesTheTweeny: quite, P
cease: i'm reading Nixonland. now now i'm ot the part where h'es in power. paranio never sleeps
PopGoesTheTweeny: He's been hemming an hawing about Iraq
cease: stil worried tedy kennedy out to get him. and he's the prez!
PopGoesTheTweeny: Ron Paul would bring our troops home from _everywhere_
Ben Bland: Catherwood give the sausage to the transgendered Great Dane
||||||||| Catherwood brings the sausage to the transgendered great dane.
Honey: Indeed tween!!
Principalpoop: we need a congress to keep any president honest...
PopGoesTheTweeny: The Bush dynasty makes Nixon look like an amateur
cease: speakkng of transgendered, did anyone hear that character at hearing for dont ask dont tell ?
H. Stones: in that case i hope he starts with the bunch who are running bases over here
cease: unblievable. she was on rachiel's show but i;m sure shes on line, the republican response person
Honey: not me, cat
llampwykk: ron paul is never going to stop running for president so why doesn't he join one party or the other so he can have a chance?
cease: but ron pauoll wont be president
PopGoesTheTweeny: He ran for Pres as a Libertarian, but he got far more exposure as a Republican
PopGoesTheTweeny: Got him into the debates, and he was wonderful
PopGoesTheTweeny: His Congressional speeches are archived, and I recommend them
Honey: hm he could become a democrat and run as VP
D0nk: well, not a fan of Ron Paul
PopGoesTheTweeny: There was a wonderful moment where Russert asked them all if Iraq was a good idea, and if they supported Bush
Ben Bland: Al Franken got exposure in Minnesota
H. Stones: thank God the mad Clintette is ouf of the running
cease: i thikn an obama presidency would be the best thing that has happened to your country in my life time
PopGoesTheTweeny: All of them towed the party line, until Paul
D0nk: looks lik Franken is gonna win
cease: maybe not the exposuere he wants, bland
Honey: Pee Wee Herman got exposure in ah ummmm nevermind
Ben Bland: Norm Coleman will probably expose himself before this thing is over
PopGoesTheTweeny: "It was a _terrible_ idea! Iraq had _nothing_ to do with 911..." LOL
cease: a bit impolite
H. Stones: i think most people in Europe would agree with you Cease
Principalpoop: is that right don? cool, he is progressive
Ben Bland: Did I say exposure? I meant frostbite
D0nk: Obama, is a child, with no experience, but at least if he wins the rest of the world won't hate us anymore
PopGoesTheTweeny: Pee Wee Paul? LOL
Principalpoop: kissenger graduated from Harvard too
cease: be thankful of that, donk. im part of that world
llampwykk: that's one way of looking at it, DOnk
H. Stones: everyone starts as a child but some grow up whilst others remain Bush
PopGoesTheTweeny: He may not look like JFK, but he's got some great idea ;)
PopGoesTheTweeny: ideas
Principalpoop: state house and senator, more experience than the current president
PopGoesTheTweeny likes to be alone with his thought
D0nk: Obama wants to double Foreign Aid, not one of his better ideas
||||||||| llanwydd sneaks in around 10:40 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
PopGoesTheTweeny: wb LL
Principalpoop: mcain will be another reagan, senile
llanwydd: got thrown out, somehow
PopGoesTheTweeny: McCain will be lucky to make it through the election
Principalpoop: wb llan
Honey: welcome back llan
H. Stones: the way things are goind Don K there wont be any dosh to give to the third world
D0nk: Mcain, may not make it to November, he looks awful
PopGoesTheTweeny: Must have been the Welsh Rarebit
D0nk: lol Tween
Ben Bland: Feeling cranky? Occasional irregularity could be the culprit
PopGoesTheTweeny: I thought it was the monkey grinder
Principalpoop: and mister cranky does not like you doing that...
ah,clem: the salmon moose, lol
H. Stones: maybe crank likes it ?
Ben Bland: Loosteners may help get you over the finish line
PopGoesTheTweeny: But, I didn't eat the salman rushdie
Principalpoop: the all-weather cereal
llanwydd: I wonder what a salmon moose looks like
H. Stones: obviously poop is privvy to some inside leg information
PopGoesTheTweeny: cease should know
Principalpoop: don't speak of me and inside leg action and loosteners at the same time please stones
Honey: hahaha PP
cease: i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok
H. Stones: ok Poop, i would be the last to encourage you to disgrace yourself
PopGoesTheTweeny: University of BC has been doing some experiments
llanwydd: I've never met a lumberjack
Principalpoop: just remember that we are spinning on a planet at hundreds of miles an hour, hold on to you keyboard...
llanwydd: and we've got plenty of lumber around here
PopGoesTheTweeny: The wear bras, from what the Brits say
cease: yes, friend's son is very much part of ubc fish monitoring stuff. did i email you his un report?
H. Stones: and hang around in bars, Tween
PopGoesTheTweeny: They'red better be intelligence out there...
Ben Bland: Catherwood give Dagmar a sausage from Schmidt's Fudge Haus
||||||||| Catherwood brings dagmar a sausage from schmidt's fudge haus.
llanwydd: but I don't hang around in bars
cease: i live within a few few from forest
H. Stones: well theres not much sign of it here Tween
cease: clolser bar too far to walk to.
llanwydd: heart attack on a bun
PopGoesTheTweeny: a few few?
Ben Bland: 1,2,3,4
Principalpoop: exactly tween
cease: heart attack and vine
H. Stones: sounds like an address Tween
PopGoesTheTweeny: So the salmonmoose swim up to your house?
D0nk: i used to live in the Eli Whitney Forest, though it was more of a woods than a forest
Principalpoop: the tape worm in mcains cheek ate the sausage, not mcain...
llanwydd: tom waits for no one
Ben Bland: it was the biggest he had seen
PopGoesTheTweeny: lol LL
cease: and he'd drink to that
PopGoesTheTweeny: gross P
Principalpoop: eli made gin i think
D0nk: i never tasted cotten gin, but i'm willing to try it
PopGoesTheTweeny: salmonmoose are beefeaters
Honey: ;always thought cotton gin would taste pretty wooly
Principalpoop: wooly booly, wooly booly,,,,wooly booly
Ben Bland: guests at the beauty pageant stay at the Hanoi Hilton
PopGoesTheTweeny: keep the seeds
H. Stones: its all sham Poop
PopGoesTheTweeny: lol Ben
cease: bully bully
Principalpoop: is Hanoi as pretty as Paris?
H. Stones: depends what your one Poop
PopGoesTheTweeny: Paris Hanoi Hilton
PopGoesTheTweeny: so _that's_ her middle name
cease: to a hanoian, more so,
cease: lol
Ben Bland: She's pretty even when she's doing a pratfall
llanwydd: pretty in prat
Principalpoop: ahh i knew a hanoian, used to be a saigonian
H. Stones: a bit of a skank i think
PopGoesTheTweeny thinks of Chevy Chase doing President Ford
cease: id rather be hanoian than annoyin
Principalpoop thinks of president ford doing paris hilton
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llampwykk - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
PopGoesTheTweeny: I'd rather be hawaiian than annoyin
H. Stones: lol poop
cease: thats grotesque, poop
Principalpoop: medic, i've been hit....
cease: number one with a bullet
Principalpoop: had my name on it, you can guess what it said...
Ben Bland: the master of ceremonies will now sing a hip hop song about Ho Chi Minh City
Honey: weMUD?
Ben Bland: 2easy
Principalpoop: ho chi minh or ho chi yours?
PopGoesTheTweeny: Fonda was an idiot
llanwydd: ho chihuahua
Principalpoop: which one?
PopGoesTheTweeny: Sorry, ignoramus
cease: hey hey ho chi min
Ben Bland: I'm kinda fond of her anyway
Principalpoop: peter was in a lot of B movies, almost a record I think...
Ben Bland: kind of fonda?
PopGoesTheTweeny: It's amazing to see the Communist countries embracing capitalism
D0nk: Fonda may have been an idiot, but did you see Barbarella?
cease: jane made some amazing flicks. they shoot horses. klute
PopGoesTheTweeny: She was great in Klute
Principalpoop: hollywood has some great storytellers, they are professionals...
PopGoesTheTweeny: Really good actor, actually
llanwydd: I've seen barbarella and on golden pond. that's all
cease: she has had a varied career, to say the least
llanwydd: she was really good in OGP
cease: oh the ww2 thing was pretty good too
Principalpoop: i liked her exercise video hehe
cease: lilian hellman evading nazis
D0nk: Most of her movies were good, if not all classics
PopGoesTheTweeny: She should have stuck around for the 're-education' camps after we left VN
cease: she had a poster from an early flick li thikn that was once ubiquitous
PopGoesTheTweeny: Of course, we never should have been there in the first place
cease: and not in a bad way
Ben Bland: today's first runnerup on the runway wins a full scholarship to Jane Fonda U
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Bightrethighrehighre', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
D0nk: Most of the retribution, we thought was gonna happen after we left never happened, Viet Nam is turning into a pretty nice place
Principalpoop: ahh big
PopGoesTheTweeny: Hey Big :-)
llanwydd: Hey Big!
Ben Bland: Or is that U Fonda Jane?
PopGoesTheTweeny: Long time no see...
llanwydd: long time no see
Bightrethighrehighre: Yo' PEEPS I've missed you guys!!
PopGoesTheTweeny: Was just thinking about you the other day
Principalpoop: guys and honey and bambi :)
PopGoesTheTweeny: How's tricks in AZ?
Ben Bland: or not
Bightrethighrehighre: uh-oh as long as you're not having nightmares...
llanwydd: are you trying to impersonate me, tween?
Principalpoop: are you trying to impersonate me llanwydd?
Bightrethighrehighre: Tween: hot and sticky....just the way I like it....
PopGoesTheTweeny: Two Fireheads cannot occupy the same space at the same time
Ben Bland: Catherwood give Andy Dick this telegram informing him that his father is Woody Allen
||||||||| Catherwood brings andy dick this telegram informing him that his father is woody allen.
llanwydd: you know what they say about imitation
cease: is mccheese in play in his home state?
PopGoesTheTweeny: It would cause a temporal catastrophe
Bightrethighrehighre: Be careful of those jalepenos....
PopGoesTheTweeny: LOL Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to PopGoesTheTweeny and queries "Someone mention my name?"
PopGoesTheTweeny: Humid in Phoenix? Yikes!
llanwydd: I didn't know catherwood's father was woody allen
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to llanwydd and inquires "Did you want something?"
Ben Bland: like father like son
cease: woody denies maternity but tties to date her
PopGoesTheTweeny: A sign of the acoplypse
Merlyn: hey, c u next week people
llanwydd: he has his father's glasses
PopGoesTheTweeny: hey clem
Bightrethighrehighre: Howz Merlyn doin????
Principalpoop: anything you want to, ah clem
llanwydd: Nite Merl!
Principalpoop: thanks, night M
Ben Bland: His father wants his glasses back
ah,clem: good night all
Principalpoop: have a super week
cease: by merl. keep mclueless from taking your state
PopGoesTheTweeny: Don's moving back to GA? Cool (well, not this time of year)
PopGoesTheTweeny: Thanks for the great tracks, clem
Principalpoop: will the rain hurt the rhubarb?
cease: maybe GA needs him more
Ben Bland: nite clem
H. Stones: ok guys i better be going as i have to make a long drive to St Paul to see what HOney is up to
cease: thakns again clem
Ben Bland: making tracks?
H. Stones: thanks again clem
Bightrethighrehighre: g nite to the nite niters
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: night stones
llanwydd: Nite Clem!
||||||||| Around 11:01 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
Honey: You all have a good week....goodnight friends
H. Stones: hava a good week all and stay safe
Principalpoop: be goodbees not badbees
Principalpoop: toad away
D0nk: Don has at least one more year in MI, then i have to try to sell my house, I could be here for a while
cease: wasps ok too
llanwydd: I think you are five minutes slow, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside llanwydd and yells "My ears are burning..."
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:01 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Honey by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
H. Stones: byeee
Bightrethighrehighre: Ringo's coming to town- gotta see atleast one Beatle befer I die....
Ben Bland watches Johnny Cache walk off into the sunset
PopGoesTheTweeny: Always, no never.... always keep a litter bag in the car. If it gets full you can just throw it out the window
Principalpoop: no no no i don't do that no more
cease: hi big
PopGoesTheTweeny: later, gators :-)
cease: bylittle
||||||||| PopGoesTheTweeny leaves to catch the 11:02 PM train to Elmertown.
Bightrethighrehighre: Howz it goin', Cease....??
Ben Bland: nite
||||||||| H. Stones scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's H. Stones?! It's 11:02 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Principalpoop: night all, hey hold the bus...
||||||||| 11:03 PM -- Principalpoop left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
llanwydd: catherwood, what's the capital of antarctica?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside llanwydd and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, llanwydd!"
llanwydd: catherwood, is it hotter in the summer or in the city?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores llanwydd
Ben Bland: Catherwood hand John McCain an enema bag
||||||||| Catherwood hands john mccain an enema bag.
Ben Bland: Are we still on?
cease: depends on what you call On
D0nk: on What?
llanwydd: on what?
cease: penguinopia
llanwydd: great minds think alike
Bightrethighrehighre: gas oh leeeennnnnnnnnn....
D0nk: great minds? i KNOW you're not talkin about me
Ben Bland: I blame Microsoft. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080720/ap_on_sc/brazil_dead_penguins
||||||||| At 11:07 PM, Ben Bland rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: by ben
cease: they're dropping like frys
llanwydd: what a long week it's been
cease: as oposed to?
llanwydd: last week
cease: ah
D0nk: this week was a leap week it had an extra day, at least it feels that way
llanwydd: how's the weather in vancouver?
cease: really nice actually
cease: but we've gone too long without rain. lawns are all yellow
llanwydd: cool
cease: no rain in weeks
llanwydd: we've had rain all week
cease: feast or famine
D0nk: i just sold a tube amplifier to a guy in Vancouver, he was Chineese, i know that's hard to believe
cease: my peas getting sunburned
cease: so is about a third of the city, i thiink
cease: i know majority of van is asian
D0nk: lol
llanwydd: I'd really like to see that part of the world someday
llanwydd: if I ever do, I'll drop in and say hi
cease: makes it a much much better place than when i came here in 72, too many white people
cease: too much bad food
cease: theres more crime now but there's 3 times as many people now
D0nk: lol, yeah Atlanta got much better when all the Mexicans, moved in, food wise at least
cease: are there a lot of asians there?
D0nk: Atlanta also has a large Asian community
llanwydd: real mexican food is quite different from taco bell
cease: i would imagfine too much reliance upon fast food depresses the availability of qualiity ingredients, particularly meats, in a large city
D0nk: no kidding, Llan :)
cease: i had some great food in mexico a few montehs ago
llanwydd: I'll bet atlanta was originally a community of immigrants from atlantis
cease: what i said is true of downtown van. unless you're rich, the stuff availble is garbage
cease: lol ll
D0nk: i haven't made it south of the border yet, but would love to one of these days
D0nk: yes exactly, LLan
cease: it semd a lot dif from when i was last there. but i was 2 then
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:16 PM and DExter Fong bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: this is unreal
llanwydd: Hey Dex!
DExter Fong: Evening Cat, Don K llan Bighter
D0nk: hey Dex :)
llanwydd: DEx and DOnk. lol
DExter Fong: PPlease...go on
Bightrethighrehighre: Hi Dex!
DExter Fong: About this grape I'm carrying from ancient Greece...it *was* a raisin before I time traveled
cease: must have been some great jazz
DExter Fong: Cat: Yes it was very good..The Vanguard Jazz Orchestra
llanwydd: why is ancient greece known for grapes?
DExter Fong: Because of the wine dark seas
llanwydd: aha
DExter Fong: sat on your pipe?
cease: as i understand it wine dark seas was a memnonic device, to keep the stanzas in memorizeable form
cease: m thats not a pipe. at least i hope not
llanwydd: but it didn't go like that in ancient greek, did it?
DExter Fong: In anceint grecce it was unpronounceable
llanwydd: the word would have been oinos
llanwydd: or gene matos (fruit of the vine)
cease: it ancient geek it was basic 1
llanwydd: ancient geek. lol
DExter Fong: In really ancient greece it was demoted...or demotic
llanwydd: I'd like to learn a prehistoric language
llanwydd: there must be a cd of it in a cave somewhere
llanwydd: so....
D0nk: i think you're missing the whole meaning of pre historic :)
llanwydd: the terrible chat drought continues
DExter Fong: We had a lotta rain yesterday so the chat is well watered
llanwydd: yes didn't we?
llanwydd: had some mighty downpours today as well
DExter Fong: Today was mildish with fairly low humidity..very welcome change
cease: a time machine might be your ticket
cease: wish we had some rain. only reign
llanwydd: you can have some of ours, cat
llanwydd: well, I'm getting tired
llanwydd: or tirebitered or something
llanwydd: and I always rotate my tires
llanwydd: or as we say in ticonderoga, our tuh-yers
cease: keep on revolving, llan
DExter Fong: Where do you park your ticonderoga wagon?
llanwydd: nite everybody!
DExter Fong: Night llan
DExter Fong: Why is DO DOnk ahead of DE Dexter in the log line
cease: maybe he's in a parallel reality
DExter Fong: You mean IRC?
DExter Fong: Cat: I take it ELAYNE WAS HERE TONIGHT?
DExter Fong: It seems entropy has o'er taken our little chat
DExter Fong: Okay then Dear Friends, guess I'll mosey on
DExter Fong: Night all
cease: off we go
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DExter Fong - dead from The Plague
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
D0nk: dropping like flies
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| D0nk - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bightrethighrehighre: wha???
Bightrethighrehighre: I'm so lonesome, I could cry....
||||||||| "12:56 AM? 12:56 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Dave 7 Katie should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dave 7 Katie enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Dave 7 Katie: hello all, I know I'm beyond late, but I still exist! amazingly enough
Dave 7 Katie: oops, hang on a second
||||||||| At 12:57 AM, Dave 7 Katie runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Dave & Katie steals in around 12:57 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Dave & Katie: bye all
||||||||| At 12:58 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dave & Katie!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Ben Bland
Bightrethighrehighre
cease
D0nk
Dave & Katie
Dave 7 Katie
DExter Fong
Elayne
Firebroiled
H. Stones
Honey
llampwykk
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
PopGoesTheTweeny
Principalpoop
wake URL References:
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2000/12/03/sucralose-dangers.aspx
http://cityofheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Police_Radio
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/07/john-mccain-doe.html
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080720/ap_on_sc/brazil_dead_penguins
http://www.ironspringspub.com/beer-whats-pouring.html

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"