Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
05/29/2008

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 29, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 7:03 AM, dragging Fiirebroiled by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Fiirebroiled: Los Angeles . . . He walks again by night.
Out of the fog . .
.into the smog . .
.relentlessly . . .
ruthlessly . . : . . .
doggadly . . .
toward his weekly meeting with The Unknown.
At 4th and Drucker he turns left.
At Drucker and 4th he turns right.
He crosses MacArthur Park and walks into a great sandstone building.
Groping for the door,
he steps inside,
climbs the thirteen steps to his office . . ..
He walks in!
He’s ready for mystery . . .
he’s ready for excitment . . . .
he’s ready for anything . . . .
he’s . . . . .

Nick Danger, Third Eye!
Fiirebroiled: I wonder where Phil is . . . . ??
||||||||| Around 7:04 AM, Fiirebroiled walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| ah,clem sneaks in around 8:30 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| At 8:41 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bubba's Brain in through the front door at 8:43 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New notice: 'RIP: Harvey Korman'
||||||||| Bubba's Brain leaves to catch the 8:44 PM train to Funfun Town.
||||||||| 8:46 PM: Bubba's Brain jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Bubba's Brain: Oops sorry, didn't mean to overwrite the CNI notice.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bubba's Brain?! It's 8:47 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Not_Sure', just granted probation at 8:48 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Not_Sure: I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:53 PM and ah,clem waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Tor Hershman', just granted probation at 9:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Clem & Not
||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:01 PM, then departs.
Tor Hershman: the future
||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bambi should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bambi enters and sits at the bar.
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Cease
cease: is that my new name? i like it
cease: The Future
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bam
Bambi: Happy Anniversary -- today we remember JFK's Birthday.
cease: tor, bambi, new person
Bambi: Hey Clem, Cat, Tor
Bambi: and Not_Sure too lol
cease: actually it's not a happy anniversary. My daughter was killed 10 years ago tomorrow
||||||||| Merlyn steals in around 9:03 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
cease: Doc Tech and former chatter Richard Arnold put up a website, www.moniqueishikawa.com
Bambi: Hey Merlyn the Great!
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Merl
cease: hi merl
Merlyn: hello
cease: i'm just here for half an hour or so. going out to dinner soon
Bambi: My heart goes out to you Cat ... I am sorry for your loss of Bit
cease: Arnold used to do Planet Proctor too, before he got a life
Bambi: I lost my Dad on the 26th in 2005 ... was a bad day for me ... so I feel for you all the more
cease: thank you, Bambi. i just got an email from a stranger who was on the road at the time.
Tor Hershman: be back, gotta go spice the lental soup
cease: my father died on May 4th. he was 90 and had been looking forward to death for some time
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:05 PM and Dexter Fong steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: Hey Dex
cease: yes tor, there must be cheerier things to do
cease: hi dex.
Not_Sure: Hey Dex
Dexter Fong: Hiya Fellow Funny Namers
cease: i'm off to West in a few minutes. supposed to be the best restaurant in Vancouver but not nearly as good as the places we'll dine at in NYC next May, eh Dex?
Bambi: My Dad was doing great after the removal of the brain tumor for about 8-10 mos and then it came back with a vengeance ... and took him from us
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bubba's Brain gets out at 9:06 PM.
Not_Sure: wb Bubba
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
Bambi: hey Bubba
Dexter Fong: Yowsah Cat
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
cease: I[ve eaten there maybe half a dozen times. it's not what I would call the best restaurant in town, but i'mnot paid to be a restaurant critic
cease: hi bub
Bubba's Brain: RIP Harvey Korman -- http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hxBvjVQLAF5ZNdJatfx_DsIrmEIwD90VJHQG0
cease: lots of death going around
Bambi: sounds like that will be fun and help keep your mind active so it doesn't wander too painfully today Cat.
cease: us army suicides hit record level on the tv news
Not_Sure: Considering your blogs, cease, you should be ;)
Bubba's Brain: Backatchya Not, Bam, Dex, cat....
Not_Sure: Quite discriminating
cease: yes, tomorrow is a big event with freidns of both my daughter and her friend Kim who was killed with her
cease: someone reads my blog? i dont belive it
Tor Hershman: Moi 'tis back, Howdy do, Dex and Bub
cease: even saturday is another feast day, this time at Bit's favourite restaurant
Tor Hershman: I hope the day goes well, Cease
Dexter Fong: Hi Tor
Not_Sure: Sad thing, cease
Dexter Fong: Hi Moi
cease: welcome back, tor
cease: it will be sad, but we'll do our best
Not_Sure: They say you live as long as people still remember you :)
Dexter Fong: How is it Not_Sure is not on Nino?
Not_Sure: And salivates, cease lol
Bambi: Dex, I'm not sure LOL
cease: i just bought a new camera. hopefully will have some pix of the next 3 days of food that willl make all viewers salivate
cease: i agree with that, Not
Bambi: oh, no worries ... Not_Sure is from Unknown...someone has to be from there
Tor Hershman: Salivate, salivate, dance to the music
Not_Sure is Tweeny (or Tweety, as Proctor refers to me)
Dexter Fong: So now we know someone from unknown
Bubba's Brain: I am away from my usual bookmarks.... remind me cat of the URL for your blog.
cease: ah, the end of Radio Now, welcome, Unknown
Bambi: Hey Tweeny :-)
Not_Sure: Not_Sure is the main character's given name in Idiocracy
Dexter Fong: Tween: How have you escapd Nino's exacting but often erroneos scrutiny
cease: sort of like "uh, clem"
Not_Sure: When they give him his bar code stamp
Not_Sure: The devious machinations of ah, clem ;)
Bambi: You could be right Tweeny, I'm not sure ;-)
cease: my blog is www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Not_Sure: You may be right, I may be crazy ;)
Not_Sure: But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for ;)
Dexter Fong: But a lunatic is just what we ned
Dexter Fong: need
Merlyn: today's radio interview with Phil Proctor can be found at the counterintuitive URL: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tomandart/blog/2008/05/29/Political-Humor-with-Firesign-Theaters-Peter-Bergman
Tor Hershman: Looney Ticks!
Bubba's Brain: Tanks.
Not_Sure: Thanks, Merl - wanted that one
cease: your interview, merl?
cease: i'll listen to it when i get back from dinner
Bubba's Brain: From counterculture to counterintuitive....
cease: afk
Dexter Fong: bon apetivo Cat
ah,clem: have a nice dinner, Cat
Tor Hershman: but not to counter help, me hopes
Merlyn: No, interview on "Tom and Art"
Tor Hershman: Serve some heart burnin' stuff
Merlyn: or maybe D'Antoni and Levine
Bubba's Brain: counter space?
Bubba's Brain: Counter space -- the final frontier... (we have a small kitchen)
Tor Hershman: Zest appeal.....this is a great one, Clem
Not_Sure: Is Doc responsible for all the FST effects?
Merlyn: "Don't be afraid of Lobo; he's as harmless as a kitchen." -- Bela Legosi in some Ed Wood film
Not_Sure: Barruk!
Tor Hershman: Bride of the Atom
Merlyn: Mighta known Tor would get that
Tor Hershman: and it ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....kitchen
Merlyn: You played Lobo!
Not_Sure: I like Los Lobos, does that count, dracula?
Merlyn: or was it the violin?
Tor Hershman: Well, Merl, you don't get to be a saint at The Church of Ed Wood for nothing. Ooooops, wait, errrrrrr, yeah, it is FOR NOTHING.
Merlyn: only to ten, not_sure
Not_Sure: Money for nothing and your baruks for free...
Merlyn: ONE! ha ha ha ha TWO! ha ha ha ha
Not_Sure: lol Merl
Not_Sure: Who's ten, Merl?
Merlyn: THREE! ha ha ha ha (lightning)
Merlyn: the count! because he loves to count!
Tor Hershman: Botox Derrick
Not_Sure: I'm not a counter! I'm a free man!
Dexter Fong: is Ichabod Crane
Tor Hershman: Icky Bod Cranes and Bo Derricks
Dexter Fong: Don't forget William Randolph Hoist
Merlyn: I was a behind-the-counter man, but it was more fun being an undercover man
Not_Sure: Good one, Tor :)
Merlyn: heh fong
Tor Hershman: No 2 called, Not
Merlyn: and his newspaper, The Petard
Dexter Fong: lol Merl
||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd in through the front door at 9:25 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Not_Sure: Your nex lifeis none of our business, Merl
Tor Hershman: Good, one Dex & thanks, Not
Not_Sure: Hey LL
llanwydd: I'm looking for a Dave Pryce. Is he here?
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, LL
cease: hi llan
Not_Sure: Sex life lol
Tor Hershman: How much does a Dave go for now days?
Merlyn: The Daily Petard, sounds like a political newspaper
cease: i'm still here for a few minutes. dinner reservation is at 730
Not_Sure: In the nex life, your under the covers with your own
llanwydd: you furnish the headlines, I'll furnish the war
Bubba's Brain: Hey LL.
Not_Sure: Head lines? I don't fish much _these_ days
Merlyn: you furnish the corduroy pillowcase, I'll furnish the headlines
cease: william randolf hearst. how's Rosebud these days?
Merlyn: I stole that from Berkeley Breathed
Not_Sure: Love Opus
llanwydd: lol
Tor Hershman: Hey, why the heck did Orson leave the shooting on the yatch outta "Citizen Cane"???
Dexter Fong: Tor: Maybe the studio cut it
cease: he couldnt use everything, tor.
cease: the heartst tale is just too rich
Tor Hershman: They wanted to cut the entire flick, Dex
llanwydd: it had to look like a movie instead of a smear campaign or it wouldn't sell at the box office
Dexter Fong: Glad they didn
Tor Hershman: Heast, Chaplin a shooting - that's a film in itself
cease: yes, The Cat's Meow
cease: eddie izzard as chaplin. i'd rather see izzard as izzard
Tor Hershman: Heast, now he t'were a publisher
Merlyn: there's been a shooting! Somebody get a chaplin -- oh, there you are
ah,clem: ...
cease: i see izzard sold out the phoenix centre on his new tour. bush couldn't get enough attendies, had to move it to someone's house
Tor Hershman: Good one, Dex
Bambi: sorry, was distracted and posting on my blog LOL
Tor Hershman: Oooops, I mean Merl
Not_Sure: But, it's a silent movie Merl. No one could hear him fall!
Merlyn: so you're saying he was a tree?
Merlyn: or just his acting was wooden?
Dexter Fong: Maybe he was a hairpiece
Dexter Fong: Woven on a hairloom
ah,clem: ...
Dexter Fong: Start with a big hairball
Merlyn: a mohawk rug?
Tor Hershman: a curly gull and a larry dove
Dexter Fong hawks up a mohairball
cease: i think canada has more mohawks than rugs
cease: reobbie robertson, as i recall
cease: hey merl, did you notice that maron is back on air america? maybe he can interview proctor again
llanwydd: there is a mohawk reservation near me but depite what you might think, they have pretty normal haircuts
Merlyn: Trail of Tears Golf Course come true: http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/41/350.html
Dexter Fong: They all wear toupes,,ir live in them
Bambi: by the date it sounds more like it came true Merlyn :-(
Tor Hershman: Gayaneshakgowa, naaaaaaaay, I don't believe that one.
Merlyn: I fear I've lost my powdered wig, and there'll be the devil toupee'
llanwydd: LOL Merl
Bambi: ah, so Merlyn is posting funnies?
Dexter Fong: Careful Merlyn, it may be gunpowder and you'll blow your top
Merlyn: I read that somewhere long ago (1750s, I think)
cease: merl is Always funny
Bambi: What was with Hartmann on Air America calling for HIGHER gas prices? I went to listen to a show a couple weeks ago by him with a guest ... I went back to find it again, and I couldn't find it. Maybe he got a lot of flack about it? Or I just couldn't find it.
Not_Sure: Hartmann should then be willing to move to a small town in TX ;)
cease: off i go. see you next week
Dexter Fong: Night CAT
Dexter Fong: Enjoy your meal
Bambi: have a good time Cat
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Cease
Not_Sure: later guy
llanwydd: nite cat
Merlyn: bye cat
Bambi: be well and enjoy
Bambi: Honda Fit Hybrid for$14K and change? wow.... wish I could afford one LOL
Merlyn: He usually doesn't hit the exit button
Bambi: but it would likely not have AC and alot of other amenities
Bambi: I got a 1997 Honda Civic for little more than that for about that money
llanwydd: I'm dying to know. What is Cat having? Tender Vittles, 9 Lives? I missed that part
Bambi: and it had AC, CD/AM/FM, Power Package and AUTO
Merlyn: you don't even get an auto at that price?
Bambi: LOL Merlyn
Bambi: auto transmission that s
Bambi: is
Not_Sure: I'll take a 10-year old VW TDi, thrank you very much
Not_Sure: Hybrid mileage
Bambi: there ya go Tween :-)
Not_Sure: People are asking ridiculously high prices, of course
Dexter Fong: I bought a Smart Car but I can't figure out how it works
Merlyn: Just be careful when you go to a garage and ask about a tranny job
Bambi: LOL Dex
llanwydd: I'm happy with my dumb car
Dexter Fong sings "Go Tranny, Go Tranny, Go Tranny, Go"
Tor Hershman: Moi took the bus and bought some lemon puddin'
Bambi remembers some movie about a tranny job...or a comedy bit ... not sure which
Tor Hershman: DID MOI SAY THAT?????????
Tor Hershman: Where an I?
llanwydd: ask for a tranny job and some guy with come out with high heels and a feather boa
Dexter Fong: Tor: Off your meds apparently
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: pardon my spelling. it wood have bin funni
Tor Hershman: Meds from the Feds with dreads
Tor Hershman: Secret Agent Rasta
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem
Not_Sure: The Food and Drug Administration, Tor? lol
Dexter Fong: llan: Clem said hi to you
Tor Hershman: Ain't they ALL food and drug administrations?
Not_Sure: Ya mon, got some brownies for ya....
Not_Sure: Hi clem - was away
llanwydd: cool! thatnks for the massage
llanwydd: this sperring again
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'überRegenbogen', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:53 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
llanwydd: an index to mental derangament
Tor Hershman: sspellingg
Dexter Fong: well done llan
llanwydd: hey bog
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Uber
überRegenbogen: hï
ah,clem: demanged?
Dexter Fong: How do Uber
Not_Sure: Hey Ã�ber
Not_Sure: "How Do" - great Mary Chapin Carpenter song
Dexter Fong: How do you pronounce that Tween
überRegenbogen: mostly well
Not_Sure: Hmmmm that didn't translate to the HTML, Merlyn
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Principalpoop in through the front door at 9:55 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: High Tech Multi-Linguistics
llanwydd: looks like bubba is not all there
Not_Sure: used the u with two dots in Firefox/Mac OSX
Dexter Fong: Hey poop
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Poop
Merlyn: Über?
llanwydd: hey pricig
Not_Sure: Attention, class
Not_Sure: Ã�ber
Principalpoop: back from the shadoes agin
Not_Sure: yep
Tor Hershman: Pee into the future
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
Not_Sure: doesn't translate properly
Principalpoop: what is the rod?
überRegenbogen: hmm. it should have translated it to the encoding of the page
Not_Sure: That's a big cup, Tor
Merlyn: what are you typing for ü?
Bambi: thought that was the stream?
Not_Sure: Anybody else using Firefox in OS X?
Principalpoop: chat is frozen, but it is in the log, i will try again
Bambi: hi überRegenbogen
Tor Hershman: nope
Not_Sure: option-u-u
Bambi: hi princep
Not_Sure: Shows up properly in the text entry line
Merlyn: I'm using safari in OS X
Principalpoop: that is better
Bambi: Tween yep, I am
Not_Sure: will try it
Not_Sure: Bambi, how 'bout you try
Principalpoop: hi bambi
Not_Sure: option-u as a modifier key
Principalpoop: back in the future again
llanwydd: dfoi#uergib%nfdu/klosdj
überRegenbogen: hmm. the page isn't UTF. i wonder what will happen if i type a ☻
Bambi: option U opens the source of the page
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Tor Hershman: Ü
llanwydd: just trying to put all my typographic errors in one place
Principalpoop: option me
Tor Hershman: ü
Merlyn: that's what I'm typing not_sure, works for me
Not_Sure: huh Bambi?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Not_Sure: on the text line in the chat?
Not_Sure: In Tiger?
llanwydd: I used to have those umlauts with webtv but not with msntv2
Bambi: U+2219
Principalpoop: control G used to be the bell
überRegenbogen: should be command-u that does that, Bambi
Not_Sure: Firefox 2.0.0.14?
llanwydd: I discovered them by accident
Principalpoop: hot umlauts, yum
Merlyn: lots of umlots
Not_Sure: hold down option-press u, then u again
Principalpoop: a covey of umlots
überRegenbogen: another test: typing an html entity: ☻
Bambi: Option U always opens the source in firefox and thunderbird
Not_Sure: that gets a u with two dots in my text box
llanwydd: don't have "option" I'm afraid
Not_Sure: not here
überRegenbogen: hah! that works, too (☻)
Not_Sure: That's Command-U, Bambi
Not_Sure: Option
überRegenbogen: (for the smiley)
Principalpoop: ampersand me baby
Not_Sure: lol P
Merlyn: not_sure, try copying and pasting uber's name and enter that
Merlyn: überRegenbogen
llanwydd: I'm sure the folks at msn must know that if I use their products, I don't use umlauts
Tor Hershman: õ
Dexter Fong: &&&&&&&
Not_Sure: Ampersand me in the desert....
llanwydd: or have any use for them or whatever
überRegenbogen: Windows users can type alt-0252 for ü
Merlyn: you're all dingbats!
Principalpoop: ding ding ding bat bat bat
llanwydd: ü
Tor Hershman: ding bats and ding balls
llanwydd: guess you're right, uber
Bambi: the Character Palette will work too
Principalpoop: och de lieber, augustine
Tor Hershman: Does Iron Man have iron balls?
überRegenbogen ←
Principalpoop: i hope not, they will get rusty, ouch
Not_Sure: So type Option-u and the u in the text box, Bambi
Not_Sure: Only if they're on the other side, Tor ;)
llanwydd: alt-0252. must remember that next time I need an umlaut
Not_Sure: and then u
Dexter Fong: Hardly seems worth all the trouble those umlauts
Merlyn: llan, that's just for "ü"
Not_Sure: Ã§
überRegenbogen: option-u folloed by any available precomposed umlauted character (incl u,i,o)
Principalpoop: i have not had a chocolate malt in years
llanwydd: I gather that
Dexter Fong: u
Not_Sure: french c didn't go through correctly either
Tor Hershman: Ç
Dexter Fong: n
Not_Sure: What Tor said
überRegenbogen: Tween, are you by chance forcing the page encoding to UTF-8?
Not_Sure: Ã©
Not_Sure: same with French accent grave
überRegenbogen: (it looks like your browser is sending UTF-8)
Not_Sure: I've done nothing to the Firefox settings
Principalpoop: acute agieu
Not_Sure: and a standsard copy of OS X Tiger 10.4.9
überRegenbogen: (but the page is ISO-8859-1)
Tor Hershman: -
llanwydd: I am not agieuproof
Not_Sure: you're all gooey, P
überRegenbogen: look at the View::Character encoding menu
Not_Sure: Just telling you what I'm getting
Principalpoop: quite a character that guy
Not_Sure: Tell ya what... will try Safari
überRegenbogen: the bullet should be next to 8859-1
Principalpoop: tiger tiger eyes burning bright
||||||||| BiggusTweenus sashays in at 10:10 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
BiggusTweenus: ü
überRegenbogen: ta da, baby
Principalpoop: hi tween, i like the future too
Dexter Fong: Tween
BiggusTweenus: Works fine in Safari
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Tor HershmanToo', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:10 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
BiggusTweenus: Must be a Firefox thing
Principalpoop: right on!
Bambi: ü
Tor HershmanToo: Yikes, moi got kicked out
||||||||| At 10:10 PM, BiggusTweenus scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
überRegenbogen: using Ffx, here
Bambi: ü
llanwydd: says ü
Dexter Fong /u
Principalpoop: oops, bambi caught it too
überRegenbogen: n
Principalpoop: and illanwydd
Tor HershmanToo: Don't try to do a 'power of two' - E=MC (shhhhhhhhhhh)
Tor HershmanToo: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it may be listening.
Principalpoop: e=mc**2 hahaha
Tor HershmanToo: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it could be here.
überRegenbogen: MC�
llanwydd: uber, can you clue me in on how to do a french grave?
Tor HershmanToo: Shhhhhhhhhhh, it could beeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bambi: ü -- I guess due to the java chat .. need html equiv to get it to work & # 2 5 2 ; (with no spaces)
Principalpoop: showoff
überRegenbogen: what OS?
Tor HershmanToo: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh, it
Tor HershmanToo: Just say.....shhhhhhhhhhhh, it
Principalpoop: &@0252
Merlyn: one foot in the gravé
Not_Sure: Booker T and The MC Hammered _again_?
Principalpoop: ü
Principalpoop: ah hahahaha
Bambi: Mac OS über
überRegenbogen: option `, iirc
überRegenbogen: in Windows alt-138 will get you è
Principalpoop: i am in the ü grope too
llanwydd: I don't have option on my msntv2 keyboard. I use windows
Not_Sure: Current version of Firefox is OS X has some problems
Dexter Fong: eè
Bambi: you use ALT in Windows
Not_Sure: Have to use Safari to open some pages properly
überRegenbogen: you can also use the charmap thingy
Bambi: so they say
Principalpoop: huh?
Tor HershmanToo: Sooo farie so goody
Bambi: but apparently here you need the html equiv
Not_Sure: But then, I've got all sorts of add-ons like NoScript and AddBlocker
Bambi: yeah, I do too Tween
Bambi: so some others as well
Not_Sure: Ah, you're from the Irish Country are ye, Tor?
überRegenbogen: which, for reasons unknown, is under System Tools
Dexter Fong: ¦
Dexter Fong: Ç
Tor HershmanToo: I wish Irish
Bambi: Safari might work but it doesn't seem to work in a text editor or chat either on the Mini
Dexter Fong: ü
Principalpoop: oh nick, you're such a tool
Dexter Fong: Ü
Not_Sure: /me watches Dex circumflexing his muscles
Tor HershmanToo: Oh,
Bambi: that would be : watches....
Dexter Fong: Interesting: Alt 666 gives capital U umlaut
llanwydd: Še
Not_Sure: O?
Dexter Fong: t
Not_Sure: Uh, oh...
Bambi watches Dex..
Principalpoop: same to you fong
Merlyn: the vowel of the beast!
Not_Sure: lol Bambi
Tor HershmanToo: BTW I used the Lawrence Welk (One Toke Over The Line) video on moi's blog sooooooooo thanks to whon done did post it here
Dexter Fong dex enjoys being wtched by bambi
Bambi: §§§§
Merlyn: that's a fun one, tor
Bambi: lol
Tor HershmanToo: Yes indeed, Merl
Bambi: ¡`£¢∞§¶•ªºº––≠‘«π“πø�¨¥�®´∑œåß∂�©˙∆˚¬…æ÷≥≤µ�∫√ç≈Ω
Dexter Fong: Y
überRegenbogen: Tween, did you look at the character encoding submenu to see what Ffx is treating the page as?
Principalpoop: bambi likes ascii neener neener neener
Dexter Fong: Y
Tor HershmanToo: Bam's gone moon man
Bambi: alt on this mac/pc keyboard works funny stuff with characters
llanwydd: if anyone actually watched the lawrence welk show they might remember the Semonski Sisters. They went to my high school
Principalpoop: sarah semonski? i knew her
llanwydd: did you?
Principalpoop: and sister suzie
Bambi: I watched lawrence welk but I think the only one I really remember is the one Elvis was on LOL
llanwydd: cool
Tor HershmanToo: LL, were they early or late Welk?
Principalpoop: no no, that was ed sullivan
Principalpoop: another stiff
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: oh, right...ed sullivan
Tor HershmanToo: I 'M DEAD!!!
llanwydd: late 70s princ
Principalpoop: he had a really big shew
Bambi: poor tor
Not_Sure: Bury Me!!
Tor HershmanToo: More like dead from a billion peanut butter cookies
Not_Sure: (great movie)
Principalpoop: oops, i did not stay home nights in the late 70s
llanwydd: I went to school with them and I graduated in 79
Bambi: π
llanwydd: I didn't know them very well
Principalpoop: nice pi bambi hehe
Tor HershmanToo: Oh, very late, LL
Dexter Fong: ÿ
llanwydd: cut me a slice, bambi
Dexter Fong: Ñino
Bambi :-)
Dexter Fong: ñino
Not_Sure: A cheese log pie?
Bambi: // hi! YA!
überRegenbogen: can't VERSION people in here. heheh
Tor HershmanToo: I went to school with a kid whose sister wrote "Tenney's Landing"
Not_Sure: Is that allowed here?
Principalpoop: brie brie brie
Principalpoop: thank yuuuu
llanwydd: another fourteen percent of our pi on exorcism
Dexter Fong: �¡
Principalpoop: gene tenney? he was golf or tennis or something
Not_Sure: But what about ringball? and Bruce?
Dexter Fong: «»�
Principalpoop: find that formula fong
Tor HershmanToo: Nope, not gene, Poop
llanwydd: whatever that is!
Not_Sure: and this episode of the Firesign Chat is sponsered by...
Tor HershmanToo: The jean poop
Not_Sure: Coding Conventions, Inc
Dexter Fong: ñ
Principalpoop: loosners
überRegenbogen: i should be able to get away with typing 1⁷⁄₆
Principalpoop: that 2 1/6
Not_Sure: Hurry down to your local Coding outlet for the latest in a code that fits _your_ lifestyle
Principalpoop: the computer should calculate it
Dexter Fong: z{|}z
Merlyn: isn't that on the mad hatter's hat?
überRegenbogen: though, some browswers might not decode it, if they rigidly enforce the encoding
Bambi: two π π are round; cornbread are √
Principalpoop: clone me doctor memory
Dexter Fong: M
Not_Sure: Meryln should have a bot for interpreting calculus equations lol
Tor HershmanToo: 81/2 is on the Mad Hatter's underware
Principalpoop: hush puppies are round too
Not_Sure: Catherwood, what is the sine of 67?
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Not_Sure and asks "Did you want something?"
Principalpoop: quadratic equations
überRegenbogen: ⁰⁄₀
Dexter Fong: xt
Bambi: Ï€Ï€ are round, cornbread R â��
Not_Sure: Why, the Peace Symbol, of course ;)
Tor HershmanToo: Henry the VIII & �
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, get off ytour ass and gove everyone a drink
||||||||| Catherwood gives off ytour ass and gove everyone a drink.
Principalpoop: cake with frosting
Not_Sure: LOL
Bambi: LOL
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, faithfully repeat all my sperring errors
||||||||| Catherwood alls Dexter Fong's sperring errors.
Bambi: ��
Dexter Fong: Ü
Not_Sure: Drink to me only with your nose, and I will smell with my eyes
Dexter Fong: ±
llanwydd: nothing bores me worse than mathematics
Merlyn: Catherwood, � my π
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Merlyn and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Merlyn!"
Bambi: ø^ø
llanwydd: I hate math so much I don't even know how many llanwydds there are
Principalpoop: say ü catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "ü"
llanwydd: I refuse to count me
Not_Sure: lol
Dexter Fong: Caterwood is italic
Tor HershmanToo: Catherwood get me a catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets Tor HershmanToo a.
Principalpoop: are you a machine that only answers no catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Principalpoop
Tor HershmanToo: HA! Catherwood can not get a catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands a.
Not_Sure: Damn these guys are good :)
Tor HershmanToo: That
überRegenbogen: πr≠�
Tor HershmanToo: That's what Nacey said
Not_Sure: You didn't see her?
llanwydd: that butler freaks me out. his name sounds like catheter
Principalpoop: have you seen her? tell me have you seen her?
Tor HershmanToo: U+039E
Bambi: ü
Not_Sure remembers Andy Williams' "Little Drummer Bot" from the 60's
Tor HershmanToo: That didn't work
Not_Sure: Boy lol
Principalpoop: yes ahh, clem
Tor HershmanToo: Go goodle moi's "The Little Bummer Boy"
llanwydd: drummer bot! cool
Not_Sure: "Do you see what I see..." "Do you hear what I hear..."
Bambi: ok that was the right alt +u at the same time and then type another u and it transforms
Dexter Fong: Ý
Not_Sure: Have had several of those ;)
Bambi: ä
Not_Sure: Alesis, Roland
Bambi: nope works with the left too on the alt key
Tor HershmanToo: Howdy do, Clem
Dexter Fong: u
überRegenbogen: Ξ
Bambi: ë
Merlyn: that was that horrible star wars special, right?
Not_Sure: I'm afraid to do so, Tor lol
Bambi: ÿ
Principalpoop: hello seeker
Dexter Fong: Hello Garry
Bambi: ï
Tor HershmanToo: Skeert real good like, Not?
Not_Sure: Having listen to Alex Jones this afternoon, this is quite appropriate, clem ;-))
Bambi: ö
Bambi: LOL Tween
Not_Sure: More than a little manure in that barn ;)
überRegenbogen: you can do HTML character entities in hexadecimal like &x39E; (&x39E;)
Not_Sure: But he does get it right sometimes
überRegenbogen: oops
überRegenbogen: you can do HTML character entities in hexadecimal like Ξ (Ξ)
Bambi: &x39E;
überRegenbogen: you can do HTML character entities in hexadecimal like &x39E; (&x39E;)
Tor HershmanToo: Gots to go, TTFN, All and stay on groovin' safari
llanwydd: you can't use words like hexadecimal in this chat room
Not_Sure: I'd feel different about Alex if he wasn't doing it for a living
Principalpoop: ciao tor
überRegenbogen: oh for cryin out loud!
Dexter Fong: <&x39E>
llanwydd: nite tor
Bambi: Ξ
überRegenbogen: Ξ (Ξ)
Merlyn: nite tor
Dexter Fong: Night Tor
überRegenbogen: finally!!!
ah,clem: LOL
Not_Sure: Turn it up, Ã�ber (Parsons song ;)
Merlyn: SPREAK ENGRISH!
Bambi: nite tor
Principalpoop: Sheriff Lugar Axhandle
überRegenbogen: only tripped over the quoting 3 times!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:37 PM and Mark Time bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Not_Sure: Watch out for 3 1/2 :(
Bambi: Marrrrrrkkkkk Tiiimmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Principalpoop: ahh mark time, just in time
llanwydd: evening mark
Dexter Fong: Mark, you bounder
Not_Sure: Hey Mark :)
Mark Time: we're all here 'cause we're not all there!
Bambi please give me back that grape ... I have been saving it
überRegenbogen: use & to actually put an ampersand in
Merlyn: mark time time travel agency
Principalpoop: hey, i resemble that remark mark
Dexter Fong: &
Mark Time: hey crew it's been soooo long....
llanwydd: you would think that a grape from ancient greece would be a raisin by now
überRegenbogen: at least when it would legally be part of an entity
Not_Sure: Bumper stickers say that in Austin ;)
: Ooh, weird, I'm not on the list.
Principalpoop: long legs run in my family
Bambi: glad you could make it Mark Time ... yes it has been awhile ... hope you and yours are well
Merlyn: who said that?
Not_Sure: I guess I don't have to tell yo that everything you know about the Revolution is wrong...
llanwydd: most legs run
Principalpoop: he did, or she hehe
: Ghost in the machine.
: Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha....
Not_Sure checks Schindler's List
Merlyn: cheese it, it's the CIA
Principalpoop: cough cough
: "The Shadow Knows"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, ferret out that ghost
||||||||| Catherwood ferrets out that ghost.
llanwydd: Schinler's Mozart
überRegenbogen: you died
Bambi: uh, oh.... : is back!
: Thanks, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..."
Principalpoop: catherwood, ghost that ferret
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Principalpoop and yells "My ears are burning..."
überRegenbogen: not me, this time
: It's Bubba's Ghost.
llanwydd: this speling disorder is roo enning mi joaks
Dexter Fong: Alas Bubba, we hardly knew ye
Principalpoop: the ghost brain of bubba, bwaaaaa
Not_Sure: Mozart's Ghost, dude!
Bambi: Catherwood please tell that colon to leave
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Bambi
Bambi: lol
: I had to step way from the laptop for a bit, it timed out, and chat timed out.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, get a colonoscopy
||||||||| Catherwood brings a colonoscopy.
: A colonectomy, Bam?
llanwydd: be like a tree and leave
Bambi: π
Not_Sure: We only like people from the Basque region
||||||||| überRegenbogen leaves to catch the 10:42 PM train to Georgia.
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: for my vacation i will bask in basque
Principalpoop: ohhhhhh
Mark Time: you foks are really talkative tonite....er....well....
Bambi: be like a bird and get the flock out of here?
Principalpoop: make like a tree and leaf
Bambi: well, you know the saying ... many people without brains do a lot of talking LOL
Not_Sure: But, I got a great shot at the basket!
Bambi: make like a bird...I mean
||||||||| Catherwood suddenly explodes for no known reason

||||||||| Catherwood walks up to and queries "Would you like something?"
Merlyn: good trick cather
Principalpoop: OMG catherwood exploded
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Principalpoop and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
llanwydd: tor and clem are not all there
Dexter Fong wonders what's up with Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Fong and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
ah,clem: make like a log and split
Dexter Fong catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and asks "How may I help you?"
Not_Sure: http://www.alphachiomega.org/site_admin/photo_gallery/Larrybird&consultants.JPG
Principalpoop: banana
Bambi: Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Bambi and inquires "Did you want something?"
: I feel a bit like Claude Rains...
||||||||| überRegenbogen haunts the channel.

Not_Sure: Weren't they a progressive band from Moscow? The bananna splits?
Dexter Fong: YOu kinda resemble him too Bubba
Bambi: Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Bambi and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
llanwydd: catherwod
: Wrap me in bandages, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood wraps in bandages.
llanwydd: canterbury
Principalpoop: make them stop M, they are scaring me
Merlyn: Hey, Eat or be Eaten video up on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju5E17j2vbQ
Not_Sure: name for a band - The Logrythm Method
Merlyn: part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu-rzX8KUKk&feature=related
Bambi: OK, Dex ... how do we get color in here again?
Not_Sure: The Logryhthm Method
Dexter Fong: Bambi; you're asking me, the leading Luddite?
Bambi: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
Merlyn: you want color?
Bambi: yeah, Merlyn
Not_Sure: too cool, Merl :-)
Dexter Fong: Oh boy, what's next, colored umlauts?
Bambi: forgot how
|||||||||überRegenbogen's ghost hands Bambi an HTML manual.
Bambi: LOL
Not_Sure: Color Me Bhaaaad
Merlyn: just do < red > red text < > without extra spaces
Dexter Fong: Bambi its HTML i think
: Maybe colored lederhosen?
Merlyn: click on the ? link
||||||||| Mark Time says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Mark Time exits at 10:48 PM.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:48 PM and Mark Time sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Fong: Æ
llanwydd: oh, catherwood, I forgot. You're a free man now
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to llanwydd and inquires "Would you like something?"
Bambi: I tried ü
Mark Time: back in the shadows again....
Dexter Fong: Æred>
Bambi: there we go lol
Not_Sure: Out where a Hoosier's your phrend...
Mark Time: hey Bambi....
llanwydd: your umlaut is redshifted
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor HershmanToo - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| At 10:50 PM, Not_Sure vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Mark Time: a phrend in the hand is worth two in the Bush...
Bambi: ü <> or ü
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "10:50 PM and late as usual, it's AndrewDiceTween, just back from Funfun Town."
Bambi: oops
Principalpoop: ok tween
Dexter Fong: Hi tween
Principalpoop: am I blue? Yes I'am blue...
Bambi: ü
llanwydd: how many of tween's relatives are going to ghow up tonight?
überRegenbogen: <font color=green>...</font>
Mark Time: hey Tween....
AndrewDiceTween: You like George Washington Strait?
Dexter Fong: llan: grow up?
Bambi: ü
llanwydd: show
AndrewDiceTween: "Am I Blue..."
: üüü
Principalpoop: Redd Foxx did blue shows
Bambi: AndrewDiceTween
AndrewDiceTween: "Nobody In His Right Mind Would Have Left Her"
Principalpoop: how did he orange that?
Bambi: now you are blue
Bambi: l
Bambi: lol
llanwydd: I should be constantly proofreading everything I write tonight
Dexter Fong: Poop: There used to be a Blue Network
Principalpoop: poofreading
llanwydd: everything I write is wrong
AndrewDiceTween: 1st digitally recorded country album - George Strait's "#7"
Bambi: Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Bambi and inquires "Did you want me?"
Principalpoop: we had blue laws
: üüü
Bambi: tree
AndrewDiceTween: Worth a listen, even if you don't like country music - Mitsubshi X-80 (32 tks on 2" tape)
llanwydd: I like principality music
AndrewDiceTween: I have black good night and good luck, tx
Principalpoop: I saw something nasty in the woodshed
: Ah, yes, another in a long list of formats which came and went....
Bambi: Catherwood<> please pour me a double toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi a double toasted almond.
Bambi: toasted almond
Bambi: well, well it knows colors but not dark color
AndrewDiceTween: It's just a flesh wound...
Dexter Fong: Bambi:You're right busy there aren't you =)
llanwydd: why listen to country music when you can listen to disputed territorial music
||||||||| Catherwood leads doctec inside, makes a note of the time (10:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc
llanwydd: hey doc
Principalpoop: Iraqi elevator music?
Dexter Fong: Welcome to Umlauts in Color
Merlyn: hey doc
doctec: i'm at the office, we're doing another late-night deployment of software
: Hey doc.
Principalpoop: cough cough doc
AndrewDiceTween: The Northeast Passage? Through Sesckatecwan? (sp)
doctec: i actually just got here 10 mins ago
AndrewDiceTween can' hear Princ P
AndrewDiceTween: Hey Doc
llanwydd: I would hate to hear the music in an iraqi elevator
Bambi: Hey Doc! and Lili!<><>
doctec: i'd do this from home but i had connection problems - don't know why
Bambi: guess you only need one <> at the end
AndrewDiceTween: Catherwood, please deploy Doc's software
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside AndrewDiceTween and queries "Did you want me?"
Principalpoop: good idea, deploy it in the middle of the night and leave the phone off the hook until monday
Dexter Fong: It's good to be saf though Bambi
Bambi: Trees are green
AndrewDiceTween: Nooooo, Catherwood lol
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past AndrewDiceTween
Bambi smiles
llanwydd: I'm imaginarily green with envy at you guys who can write in color
Principalpoop: bambi is tripping, flowers in her hair, colors everywhere
doctec: pp: lol
AndrewDiceTween: lol Bambi
Dexter Fong: Elephants are gray
Bambi: lol
AndrewDiceTween: Catherwood, please pour everyone some Green Tee
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone some green tee.
doctec: i can has softwarez deployment?
Bambi: All the leaves are green...
Mark Time: is that where you golf....? Tween?
Principalpoop: and the sky is blue
llanwydd: and the sky is pink
Bambi: sky
Principalpoop: come back to earth llan
AndrewDiceTween: Where's my putt her?
Bambi: sky<>
: you write it in lolcode? -- http://lolcode.com/
doctec: SKY!
doctec:
Bambi: sky<> blue
doctec: am i blue?
AndrewDiceTween: Desky SAfrica? Isn't it Obvious, Childe?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
: Doc, Bubba here. I'm a ghost tonight.
Principalpoop: did not take doc long
llanwydd: what if you walked out your door one morning and the sky was green?
doctec: am i light blue?
AndrewDiceTween: brb
llanwydd: would you even bat an eye
Bambi: purple sky
Bambi: drat
Principalpoop: 'cuse me while I kiss the sky
doctec: am i light blue now?
doctec: kiss this guy?
Bambi: blue<> sky
doctec:
doctec: http://www.kissthisguy.com
llanwydd: catherwood, pour me a drcvbnmfghrrtyqwervbn
||||||||| Catherwood gives llanwydd a drcvbnmfghrrtyqwervbn.
Bambi: yes, doc
llanwydd: he's very accomodating
Bambi: : smiles
Principalpoop: yesterday
überRegenbogen feels a little blue
Principalpoop: all my troubles seemed so far away....
llanwydd: my sppehling has gon heighwyre
Bambi: yes
AndrewDiceTween: "That's a good idea Chuck, but syrup won't stop 'em" rofllllllllllll (norris)
Bambi smiles
: Catherwood, pour me a fuzzy navel.
||||||||| Catherwood brings a fuzzy navel.
AndrewDiceTween: (mayple syrup/)
llanwydd: get your fuzzy nave out of here
AndrewDiceTween: CN? lol
||||||||| At 11:05 PM, doctec scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 11:05 PM, dragging doctec by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Principalpoop: wb doc
doctec: colorful!
AndrewDiceTween: Bunch of wimps those CN Torries lol
: I need to put those bandages back on.
llanwydd: wonder what a fuzzy navy would be made of
AndrewDiceTween: Hey Doc :)
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bubba's Brain plummets into the garden at 11:05 PM.
Bubba's Brain: Ah, that's better.
Principalpoop: there is bubba
AndrewDiceTween: What did I say about hearing things I didn't hear 30 years ago, Mark?
doctec: i caught him plummeting, offiskar
Dexter Fong: It's Bubba...shoot him
AndrewDiceTween: lol
: ||||||||| Catherwood gives überRegenbogen something for his cough.
Bubba's Brain: Allelujah....I can be seen.
llanwydd: plummeting is against the law
AndrewDiceTween: Catherwood, please give Buubba a shooter
||||||||| Catherwood brings buubba a shooter.
Mark Time: lol
Bubba's Brain: Thanks.
doctec: i can has shooter?
Dexter Fong: Doc YOu are a shooter
AndrewDiceTween: Three new words in American
AndrewDiceTween: Day
AndrewDiceTween: Belt
Dexter Fong: and a real motor scooter
llanwydd: conspiracy to plummet is a capital offense
AndrewDiceTween: Ranch
Bambi color!
Bubba's Brain: The lone gunman, as it were.
AndrewDiceTween: May I see your passport please?
Principalpoop: de ploy is to deploy de ploy during a scam
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please take away Bambi
||||||||| Catherwood takes away bambi.
Dexter Fong: 's crayons
AndrewDiceTween: They don't need anybody
llanwydd: dat was jes de ploy
AndrewDiceTween: http://www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillaudio/shedontlove.mp3
Bambi calgon, take me away!
Principalpoop: Andre De Ploy, stars again with Meg whatsherface in 'Paris Nights'
Dexter Fong: Meg Apixel
Bambi says, Calgon, take me away!
Principalpoop: 403 - forbodden
Dexter Fong: ô
doctec: i can has calgon?
Dexter Fong: calgôn
Principalpoop: calgon was the wizard dragon on the isle of sebatbation
AndrewDiceTween: try www.kurtericson.com - search "she don't love"
llanwydd: 409 - window cleaner
AndrewDiceTween: Nice to hear, P :-)
Principalpoop: i am a fountain of information, want another spurt?
AndrewDiceTween: LOL
AndrewDiceTween: Isn't that a new Pepsi drink?
Principalpoop: Spurt 0
Bubba's Brain: Their answer to Tab Energy, I think, Tween.
AndrewDiceTween: Oh, yeah, do it to me George...
Principalpoop: no calories, no caffine, no transfats, no sugar, no taste
doctec: spurt - from the makers of spooge
Dexter Fong: Ö
Principalpoop: spurt and smeg, see them together again...
AndrewDiceTween: Ja... ve know dat
Bambi: ö
Principalpoop: with spooge
AndrewDiceTween: lol Bam
Dexter Fong: spÖÖge
Bambi: Ö
Bambi: GÖÖGLE LOL
Principalpoop: lool
Dexter Fong: �8�
Merlyn: OK, next week, you can only type letters that are in the Hawaiian alphabet
AndrewDiceTween: "No. It's the beginning.."
doctec: the new search engine: "Godel" - searches for things that can't be found!
Dexter Fong: mERLYN: i'D LIKE TO BYA VOWEL
Bambi: äëïöü and sometimes ÿ
Principalpoop: and double u
Mark Time: i guess this is the end....see you all next week....!
Bambi: üü
llanwydd: saintanthony.com
Dexter Fong: Night MT
Principalpoop: the voice of ahhh, clem
Principalpoop: ciao MT
doctec: some reality on the coming flu pandemic - http://fluwikie.com
ah,clem: good night all
überRegenbogen: y knot?
||||||||| "11:16 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Mark Time, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
doctec: not a question of if but when
doctec: nite MT
llanwydd: nite mark
Dexter Fong: Gotta go park...thanks Merlyn for hosting, clem for sound tracks and see you all next week
Bambi: Nytol! everyone
Principalpoop: hail rita fong, have a super week
doctec: nite dex
||||||||| ah,clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah,clem exits at 11:17 PM.
Principalpoop: night keepers of the root
Bubba's Brain: Nite Bam
Principalpoop: toad away
llanwydd: nite dex and bambi
||||||||| At 11:18 PM, Bambi runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
AndrewDiceTween: It's been fun, Dear Friends ::=))
Bubba's Brain: Nite Dex.
Merlyn: think I'm going too, see you folks
Principalpoop: hold that bus, have a super week lol
||||||||| AndrewDiceTween departs at 11:19 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: night all :)
Merlyn: unless somebody asked me something while I wasn't paying attention...
||||||||| "11:19 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
doctec: i have to depart too - deployment complete, have to test it
llanwydd: nite merl and tween
doctec: see you all next week grid willing
doctec: ttfn ttyl nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
||||||||| doctec runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's doctec?! It's 11:19 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| At 11:20 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
llanwydd: I'm going too. tell the firesign theatre I said hi
Bubba's Brain: TTFN for me too.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:21 PM.
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood fades his voice out like this and cues the organist...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies überRegenbogen in through the front door at 12:57 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Around 12:57 AM, überRegenbogen walks off into the sunset...

^überRegenbogen: shines

||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
überRegenbogen

ah,clem
AndrewDiceTween
Bambi
BiggusTweenus
Bubba's Brain
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
Fiirebroiled
llanwydd
Mark Time
Merlyn
Not_Sure
Principalpoop
Tor Hershman
Tor HershmanToo URL References:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hxBvjVQLAF5ZNdJatfx_DsIrmEIwD90VJHQG0
http://fluwikie.com
http://lolcode.com/
http://www.alphachiomega.org/site_admin/photo_gallery/Larrybird&consultants.JPG
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tomandart/blog/2008/05/29/Political-Humor-with-Firesign-Theaters-Peter-Bergman
http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/41/350.html
http://www.kissthisguy.com
http://www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillaudio/shedontlove.mp3
www.kurtericson.com
www.moniqueishikawa.com
www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu-rzX8KUKk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju5E17j2vbQ

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"