||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 08, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Firebroiled in through the front door at 8:18 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Firebroiled:et’s talk about your car. It’s screaming “Wash me, please!” Now if you’re a Mister Common Sense,you won’t believe me when I tell you that I’ve got an envelope that ‘ll clean your car while you’re driving it home to work
. Well, George, believe me this time, because this one isn’t like the Austrian self-sharpening razors. No, friends,
no overheating like the tropical fishes.
No zizzing and dripping like the dike . . . Firebroiled: But then again, it just might, . . . . . could be, . . . coulld be!!! ||||||||| Firebroiled is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 8:24 AM. ||||||||| Outside, the 7:27 PM downtown bus from Virginia Beach pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern time' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'janyce ', just granted probation at 8:32 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Mudhead', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:33 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... ||||||||| "Hey Mudhead!" ... Mudhead turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:33 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:33 PM and late as usual, it's Mudhead, just back from Elmertown." Mudhead: I'm BACK! Mudhead: Actually, I'm half front ||||||||| It's 8:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| janyce - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| ah,clem dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's ah,clem?! It's 8:41 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| Dexter Fong steals in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Mudhead: Hello Dexter ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:59 PM, dragging Principalpoop by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" Principalpoop: hello mudhead and dexter Dexter Fong: Here we are Principalpoop: half front? you ain't got no brains on the right? Dexter Fong: Here we are Principalpoop: big thunder storm coming through if you lose me ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Funfun Town." ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 08, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Principalpoop: hey cat cease: poop Principalpoop: the thunder storm scares me, i will unplug my pc i think, see you later.. cease: off you flee Mudhead: cya poop Dexter Fong: Hey Mudhead and poop cease: mud ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bambi close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:03 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. Bambi: Hello Dear Friends! Dexter Fong: Hey Mudhead and poop Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi cease: bambi, dex Dexter Fong: and Hi Clem Dexter Fong: Hey Cat ||||||||| 9:03 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" llanwydd: happy thursday Bambi: princep has bad thunderstorms Bambi: hey llanwydd llanwydd: I hope all is well with all cease: llan llanwydd: thunderstorms? where does princ live? ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:05 PM and ah,clem bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ah,clem: hi all Dexter Fong: Clem you bounder cease: tornado alley? cease: hey clem llanwydd: hey clem cease: this is a good choice. havnet heard it in a while Bambi: wb Clem ah,clem: here, have a grape cease: i remember carrying this album in my arms from toronto to vancouver in 73 llanwydd: so what's playing? maybe I have it cease: on a bus. ah,clem: tv or not tv Dexter Fong: TV ir Not Tv cease: not ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:07 PM and Chatterbox bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. llanwydd: Ive got it. what track is playing? cease: nbc is annointing obama on its news Dexter Fong: Another Bounder cease: hi chatter Dexter Fong: Just started llan ah,clem: wow, a big night for grapes llanwydd: thanks, dex Chatterbox: I had trouble thinking of a clever name. Hello to all. cease: and all for one ah,clem: it works, if you talk a lot Chatterbox: Long time FT fan here. I just heard about the death of DO son ah,clem: welcome in, follow the rubber line to your seat ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'XenoTweenia', just granted probation at 9:09 PM", then leaves hurriedly. XenoTweenia: hey.... why's everybody running away??? Dexter Fong: Hey Tween Bambi: hello CB *over* llanwydd: hey tween! ah,clem: you have outdone yourself again tweeny XenoTweenia: running the tracks through a flanger again, clem? Bambi: Hey Tween XenoTweenia: lol clem ||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Bambi: sounds good here XenoTweenia: Hey all :) Bambi: doesn't sound good there Tween? Dexter Fong: Bambi: I think it was on the album XenoTweenia: a moment ah,clem: sounds ok on backfeed on the wall tv cease: tween XenoTweenia: Turned off the iTunes 'enhancer', but it's still there cease: have any of you seen Rome? cease: a historian friend of mine sez it reeks of authenticity Dexter Fong: I have, a bit XenoTweenia: let me try SoundJam Chatterbox: Italy or Jim? Bambi: try listening in vlc? ah,clem: note, it is mixed down to mono, sometimes strange things happen to FST when you do that, do to the incredible separation cease: im also watching The Wire. amazingly confluent cease: melodrmatic gang war, sex, drugs ah,clem: it's all tv, lol ah,clem: would have thought you would have said sex, or drugs twice cease: chatter, you new here or jsut new name? Chatterbox: I an totally new and fresh XenoTweenia: Sounds different, but still flanging cease: welcome Chatterbox: I am ah,clem: quiet for a chatterbox Dexter Fong: Florida Fresh? cease: are you new to the firesign theatre? XenoTweenia: Must be a defective CRT Chatterbox: I am trying to find my see legs Chatterbox: I first heard the men in 1971 ah,clem: new to chat, long time fan, see log Dexter Fong: They're under the complmentary seafood pasta cease: legs are usually easy to see XenoTweenia: Mmmmm Red Lobster... cease: the year of Bozos ah,clem: tween you are too creul cease: you mean hear an album or see them live? Chatterbox: Blew Lagoon XenoTweenia: That's the Mongoliod calendar, right cease? Chatterbox: Dead Lobster llanwydd: the once honorable bosco hearn cease: ok, elayne took to red lobster. the fish was edible, the wine too late to do any good. enough. i've stuck to good restaurants ever since Dexter Fong: Wally Blew Lagoon now,, XenoTweenia: I could try OS X clem, but I won't ;) ||||||||| Mudhead rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 9:16 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ah,clem: lol llanwydd: what was one is nothing Chatterbox: elayne is hear? Who is her kname? XenoTweenia: Hey Mudman llanwydd: Hey Mudhead! ah,clem: was talking about the lobster cease: you have a fave firesign album, chatter? cease: she'll be here, i suspect. this group was founded by her Dexter Fong: Elayne is not here yet but she uses her own name XenoTweenia: The Blue Lobster? Chatterbox: Lennon and Marx XenoTweenia: Do they serve it with a side of Chinchillas? cease: only mutant blues llanwydd: you know elayne, chatt? llanwydd: elayne lives in New York City Chatterbox: Anybody remember Arthur Treacher? Dexter Fong: Yep Chat ||||||||| Woody 1 sneaks in around 9:18 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." ah,clem: of course Dexter Fong: Helooo Woodroow cease: hi wood XenoTweenia: Fish Called Wanda & Chips? XenoTweenia: Look at that Woody! Chatterbox: Arthur Treacher Fish and Chips with no coke pepsi Woody 1: Hoya hoya hoya party people cease: isnt that a kind of scotch? XenoTweenia: lol chatter ah,clem: you people are crazy, I like it. llanwydd: hey woody XenoTweenia: Surrealist People's Party, woody Woody 1: ah clem cease: hows it wooding? Chatterbox: H Salt was bad for my blood pressure ah,clem: catherwood, please give everyone their favourite vice ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone their favourite vice. cease: ah, afghani! XenoTweenia: You didn't norice the rubber walls on this chat room, clem? Woody 1: ah ll XenoTweenia: notice Woody 1: how do? Dexter Fong: North by Norice ah,clem: those are my nail marks from last time over there... XenoTweenia: Catherwood, please give ah,clem a shifting spanner ||||||||| Catherwood hands ah clem a shifting spanner. cease: un do twa, as they say up here llanwydd: "cirque internationale..." Dexter Fong: Still using those stainless steel brads, eh Clem Woody 1: listening to Radiohead as we speak.... cease: is that better than Radiospleen? Chatterbox: Is that another name for oral sex? ah,clem: why not CNI, woody? lol Dexter Fong: I used to be a Radiohead..before the corporations took over Woody 1: MUCH llanwydd: how does side 2 of tv or not tv begin? cease: everything is another name llanwydd: what track is it? XenoTweenia: Try http://209.51.162.173:9534 Woody :) ||||||||| Principalpoop enters at 9:22 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger. Dexter Fong: llan: Don't recall Principalpoop: back XenoTweenia: Hey P Principalpoop: moscow memories Dexter Fong: storm over poop? cease: and bootifull too i'm sure Principalpoop: yes, the new houses across the valley are dark hehe Chatterbox: There's a new band out there Televisionshoulders llanwydd: yeah, I just skipped that track on my cd XenoTweenia: Lauren Recall? didn't she play with Bogie? cease: whre is here? Principalpoop: not other there is here llanwydd: now I'm hearing, "that's' what it says here. I'm only reading it" XenoTweenia: But you are _there_ cease: it would be difficult to estimate how much i loathe that song Principalpoop: a friendly reminder llanwydd: I saw lauren bacall while she was filming once cease: but proc sure loved it XenoTweenia: lol cease llanwydd: she was filming with robert mitchum llanwydd: this is true cease: only ibce> Dexter Fong: llan: Even if you were synched up with cni, you'd still be outta synch with about everyone else due to lag Chatterbox: I am getting old. Nirvana is now classic rock llanwydd: this was in newport, RI XenoTweenia: That would make you quite an elder member of our little troupe, sit :) llanwydd: ah's poiple XenoTweenia: Unless you were 6 years old, that is... Chatterbox: Many are bacalled, but few answer Principalpoop: i remember some girl explaining to here friends that paul mccartney was in some band before wings Dexter Fong: Some just whistle Principalpoop: i am just reading it, a big lag Principalpoop: what is the other cni link? XenoTweenia: I'm still astounded at Yes Songs ('73). Wakeman w/Yes was reall something for the time XenoTweenia: really cease: id rather bacardi than bacall XenoTweenia: LOL P Woody 1: bad news from out of town guys. Pray for my sister. XenoTweenia: The Beatles? Is that new wave? llanwydd: no, I saw a few stars filming something called "Mr. North" in Newport, RI Chatterbox: Humphrey Bogart was in Lauren Bacall before he went solo Principalpoop: ouch, courage woody cease: it was when kennedy was presidnet, tween XenoTweenia: We had them all.... just like Bogie & Bacall... (The Enron theme song) Dexter Fong: Sorry to hear that Woody llanwydd: I saw lauren bacall waiting in front of the court house downtown where the bus stop is Principalpoop: the beatles chose their name from buddy holly and the Crickets llanwydd: I was on a bus ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (9:27 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. cease: i think sorry to hear, woody Principalpoop: Hi M Woody 1: She's had C for a while and bits keep coming back. more radiation. Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn Merlyn: hi all XenoTweenia: What's up with sis, Woody? cease: losses are always hard llanwydd: I saw robert mitchum drive by in a little model a ford XenoTweenia: Love Holly cease: hi merl XenoTweenia: And the Everleys llanwydd: he waved to the crowd XenoTweenia: But then, I like Country Rock in TX ;) llanwydd: the actor anthony edwards was on the courthouse steps as well Dexter Fong: Any relation to Ralph Edwards? Principalpoop: i saw robert mitchum on mike douglas or some show talking about having no meat at meals filming in africa and then eating something called long pork llanwydd: very soon after I saw that, the producer, john huston died Woody 1: We still haven't given up hope. She's pretty strong and faith-filled, so stranger comebacks have happened. llanwydd: very near where I lived at the time XenoTweenia: lol P Principalpoop: stop smoking if you smoke woody, and drink red wine llanwydd: I lived in newport and huston was very nearby in middletown cease: i had a mouth full of sangria when i read that line, poop llanwydd: I never saw huston, though cease: its as if youre scripting my existance Woody 1: I will. She quit 20 years ago. Chatterbox: John Huston ever go to Houston? cease: is there an outertown? llanwydd: but as I understand, angelica huston is in the movie as well Dexter Fong: Cat: It surround the Inner City cease: wow, jays came back and tied game 3-3 in ninth Principalpoop: mister north goes to newport? cease: more excitement than i'm used to Woody 1: gotta go and tell my wife. See you guys. Principalpoop: good luck woody Dexter Fong: Night Woody cease: by woody Principalpoop: ahh, the voice of ahh, clem llanwydd: well, john huston died while producing his last film, "Mr. North". I haven't seen the film llanwydd: yet ||||||||| "Hey Woody 1!" ... Woody 1 turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:32 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... llanwydd: what's the last great cinematic masterpiece you've seen lately cease: ive seen a lotta great flicks but no cinematic masterpieces llanwydd: I'm really into old films XenoTweenia: Reagan's Funeral Chatterbox: No Coutry for old men was a little disappointing Dexter Fong: Can't remember cease: been watching the Wire. season 3 is amaziing. llanwydd: and I haven't seen a full-length firesign film yet Principalpoop: it is nice to be confounded cease: sounds depressing, chatter Chatterbox: No Big Lebowski cease: if you werent a little strange, you wouldnt be here, clem Principalpoop: i don't remember the last good movie I saw Dexter Fong: afk llanwydd: I had a nightmare in nyc very recently ah,clem: right Cat Principalpoop: ok fong Chatterbox: You gotta love Martian Space Party...you gotta Chatterbox: Its the Citizen Kane of FT movies cease: actualy, i dont. chatter XenoTweenia: former Youths In Asia rofl llanwydd: yeah, I'll see martian space party someday cease: but i'm glad you do Chatterbox: Gotta come out on dvd llanwydd: I hope llanwydd: I only have a vhs player/recorder Chatterbox: In blew martha raye ah,clem: actually, there was a piolot I saw on a c band wild feed that beat that, but cannot find the tape cease: a flick was made of this album which i've never seen. it must exist somewhere ah,clem: pilot Principalpoop: i watched bullitt the other day in divx, a fun film not great cease: you'll have to upgrade, llan ah,clem: the one with rat in a box cease: i saw it on plane. anything's good on a plane llanwydd: upgrade to what, cat? Chatterbox: Why didn't Steve McQueen and Alan King ever make a movie together XenoTweenia: an actual computer, llan ;) Chatterbox: I gotta type faster or shut up XenoTweenia: Pref an old Mac :) Principalpoop: faster than what? Chatterbox: or both cease: a dvd player at least. i gotta get a blue ray machine soon XenoTweenia: Because they both made a great escape! cease: no shutting up is allowed here, chatter Merlyn: Nasi Goreng: http://www.indochef.com/indo_23.shtml Principalpoop: do you want to become faded like poor M and Bambi? Merlyn: I wonder if that's where it's from Chatterbox: blue ray seems like a ripoff. now you have to replace all your dvds cease: any news from the event, merl? the fireguys together for devon concert last week Principalpoop: where can i find fresh badjak? Chatterbox: Then I will keep crying for attention Merlyn: must be, some places use the same spelling: http://www.massrecipes.com/recipes/03/06/nasigoringfriedrice30959.html Merlyn: no, cat. Dexter Fong: Merlyn: I do believe it was a conscious use of the name of a SOUTH_EAST ASIAN DIST llanwydd: what is badjak? is that real? Dexter Fong: Diet...sorry cease: no creative sparks flew when the 4 got together or Principalpoop: never heard of it llan Merlyn: I have no idea what, if anything, happened cat cease: i got new planet proc today and proc mentioned nothing about the event Chatterbox: Badjak was the drummer for the Detroit Wheels Chatterbox: Any body remember the Detroit Wheels? cease: proc had saiid in previous pp that the 4 of them were to get together at the concertr for devon last weekend llanwydd: we must engage in a creative group project XenoTweenia: Proud Merry keep on tourin'... Dexter Fong: Mitch Ryder Principalpoop: the guy from wheel of forturne's evil brother XenoTweenia: yeah Chatterbox: Yeah Mitch Merlyn: PP seems to take a few days, so last weekend would be too soon usually Chatterbox: Winonas dad cease: i remember them XenoTweenia: I was into Steppenwolf back then XenoTweenia: And boy, did they hate to be stepped on! Principalpoop: i saw steppenwolf in 1985, that was a bad move Chatterbox: JOhn Kay and Mary Kay were married Dexter Fong: Iwas into Ten-wheel drive, or more precisely, Genya Ravan cease: really i quite liked it. Chatterbox: She did all his makeup cease: i thought the book intensely cinematic and the flick did it justice llanwydd: steppenwolf was named after a novel by herman hesse llanwydd: I read a little of hesse Principalpoop: same here Chatterbox: Originally called Sparrow for arcane music lovers cease: he was the author du jour in 60s/hippy/firesign days cease: i know theres refs to hesse in firesign stuff llanwydd: I've read siddhartha Principalpoop: him and jonathan seagull XenoTweenia: I read Hermin's Hermits cease: zacharia was supposed to be based on that. alas Dexter Fong: I've read The Bead Game or magister Ludi llanwydd: I read another one called Demian Principalpoop: and the rolling bead game XenoTweenia: But only to the 8th chapter cease: did they give you hermit crabs? Chatterbox: Neil Diamond is a hard man ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'Elaynes', just granted probation at 9:44 PM", then leaves hurriedly. XenoTweenia: Magister Ludi is great :) Syill have it ||||||||| Catherwood says "9:44 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elaynes by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| 9:44 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" XenoTweenia: Sybill have it Dexter Fong: Hello Elayne cease: and speaking of elaye.... Principalpoop: Hi E bye E XenoTweenia: Hey E Merlyn: that was fast Elayne: Evenin' all! Let's hope my ISP doesn't kick me off again... Principalpoop: the old in and out E? hehe Merlyn: how could you be in the closet for an hour when we just saw you? llanwydd: hi elayne Chatterbox: Elayne hello there XenoTweenia: Indiana State Police after you again? Principalpoop: Idaho Chatterbox: I am otherwise known as Tom Thornton with the butcher Elayne: Hello Chatterbox! XenoTweenia: My own priviate Indiana llanwydd: seriously, we need to plan a group creative effort. Chatterbox: Posted on your blog Elayne: Tween, Indiana wants me, lord I can't go back there... Principalpoop: tommy ray thornton? XenoTweenia: A potato fast food place on The Strip (UT) in Austin was called "My Own Private Idaho" Bambi: hi E! cease: thanks for the condolences, elayne Chatterbox: Stevie Billy Bob Thornton llanwydd: who? Chatterbox: Billy Bob is my cousin Elayne: So one of my blog buddies just posted about the Abkhazian stamps. I might get rid of a few more of those after all! Bambi: was uploading some stuff for a website Principalpoop: no, ray von XenoTweenia: If you have time clem, how about Boom Dot Bust? cease: good for you, el Principalpoop: hi bambi, wb Elayne: Cat, I wish I were there to give you a hug in person. llanwydd: well, billy bob danny fob thornton or whoever he is cease: thanks, el XenoTweenia: LOL Chatter - let's put up a statute! Bambi: thanks .. wb to princep too ... storms over for now? cease: i want to go to nyc next year about this time. Principalpoop: yes, just rain now, the new houses across the valley are still dark, hehe Chatterbox: Elayne you live in NYC? Bambi: lol Principalpoop: coming towards you, they were strong llanwydd: so what you folks listening to now that tvornotv is over Elayne: Yes Chatterbox. Principalpoop: old dear friends coming on now llan Dexter Fong: llan: Dear Friends rare (according to clem) material Chatterbox: That has gotta be tough. I don't know if I could stand it! cease: all firesing is rare material, dex Dexter Fong: Well done, Cat Principalpoop: some is medium rare, never over done Chatterbox: Visited there 2 or 3 times. It takes it outta you llanwydd: I used to have "Dear Friends". cease: if it aint cooked, i dont eat it Elayne: Well, here in Bronkers it's almost like living in a suburb, so it's not that bad. llanwydd: I'm looking for another copy of it Chatterbox: You now have NO FRIENDS ho ho XenoTweenia: You don't eat suzhi? Principalpoop: all my friends became insurance salesmen cease: can you have friends if you're dead? ah,clem: these are a few selected episodes that were not included in the 4 album set llanwydd: royt XenoTweenia: (sorry cease, just finished watching Jonny Yune in "They Call Me Bruce" ;) cease: i would move to a universe where sushi didnt exist, if i could XenoTweenia: lol cease: flick? tv? Chatterbox: The dead are people too except for Phil Lesh ah,clem: you know John Prine too, eh, PP? llanwydd: I only had the 2-album Columbia release cease: aha, clem Principalpoop: ahh, if you knew sushi like i know sushi, oh oh oh what a doll XenoTweenia: Cease play the old Yes tune, "Don't Kill The Whale", please.... Chatterbox: John Prine is mighty fine ah,clem: indeed Principalpoop: you have no complaint ah, clem, you are what you are and you ain't what you ain't Elayne: In Japan they're now breeding non-poisonous fugu. llanwydd: I don't know if I have tormato or anything from it Elayne: I ask you, where's the fun in that? Chatterbox: Sam Stone, has there ever been a better song written? cease: when hitching in southern japan, i was once fed whale blubber. it didnt happen again ah,clem: better, perhaps, sadded, no way llanwydd: tormato is a good album ah,clem: sadder Chatterbox: Hello In THere makes you cry cease: i lived in japan for far too long
XenoTweenia is reminded of Kevin Kline in "A Fish Called Wanda" llanwydd: there is no such thing as a bad yes album llanwydd: just a weaker one Principalpoop: i am an old woman, my old man is another child grown old XenoTweenia: Tormato isn't one of their bet, but it isn't bad Chatterbox: No bad Yes, right" Principalpoop: 90125 XenoTweenia: There's a Japanese master of YesShows that you should have if you're a Yes fan Chatterbox: No bad Bad Company, yes? XenoTweenia: Moraz on some tunes, Wakeman on others ah,clem: angel from montgomery PP Principalpoop: yes XenoTweenia: Mmmmmm Bonnie Raitt Principalpoop: woke up this morning, put on my slippers Chatterbox: Six O'Clock News was great llanwydd: next time you are in the state of new york, you must try a restaurant called "The Mikado" in Glens Falls llanwydd: just thought I'd mention it cease: the idea of News being Great is hard to swallow Principalpoop: why did glen fall? Chatterbox: I saw Prine a few years ago and he was beyond great cease: news is almost always bad ah,clem: the whole first album was amazing, and he (John) completed that project at 21. cease: as falls glen, so falls glen falls llanwydd: well, that's an ancient question. a parable Principalpoop: the witchitall lineman Chatterbox: Norman Fell right over Merlyn: no, two ancient questions would be a pair o' bull cease: what is beyond great, chatter? what would you compare it to, outisde of music? Principalpoop: a pare of docks ah,clem: hello in there is one of my favs, as I get very emotional when I sing it Chatterbox: Prine is beyond Pluto Principalpoop: same with me for donald and lydia ah, clem XenoTweenia: 5 O'Clock World sung by Hal Ketchum isn't bad cease: out there with bill haley? Dexter Fong: There's nothing like a Prine number ah,clem: once had tears streaming down my face at a show I did in williamsburg, due to that tune llanwydd: I remember listening to "the witchita lineman" with my grandparents in their chevy impala on our way from new jersey to my grandpa's old home in southern virginia Chatterbox: Prine has written sooo many good songs. Up there with Dylan cease: Dr Ooort Cloud Pizza? cease: i dont know prine's work, chatter llanwydd: cloud pizza? whuzzat? cease: i do recall hearing sometig by hi on the radio in early 70s. it was very good indeed Dexter Fong: Try our NEW Event horizon Deep dish pizza, you'll eat forever ah,clem: and the "as the cafe` was closing" comes to mind often now, llanwydd: a great cloud of pork! Dexter Fong: or till you burst Merlyn: hold the supernova Chatterbox: He is very very good. I got most of his stuff (all?) XenoTweenia: LOL Dex cease: dont you uhave dr. oortka's pizza in yuour tonw/ amazing frozne pizza from europe XenoTweenia: Bursting at the Seams, are you Dex? Principalpoop: hold the quasar anchovies please Chatterbox: Great guy too. cease: it you cant get a slice of pizza, you're in the wrong city Bambi: LOL Clem llanwydd: lol dex cease: oetker? ah,clem: yes, John is so insightful cease: thge spelling aludes me, as usual Elayne: Chatterbox, are you Russ in real life? Just curious? Chatterbox: Elayne, you still looking for a job? llanwydd: what would you eat at this time of the night? Elayne: I am, Chatterbox. Bambi: can hold ANY KIND OF ANCHOVIES please lol Chatterbox: No Russ. Elayne: Ah, okay then. Merlyn: hold the extra-terrestrial anchovies Chatterbox: And I AIN'T in real life!!! llanwydd: flat thing with eyes ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ah,clem: as I pointed out, he recorded original tunes about things old folks are lucky to understand, at 21 years old Merlyn: they have too many eyes Elayne: Russ sounds interesting, and I think he's a Firesign fan, so maybe he'll show up any day now... Principalpoop: i have an mp3 of prine singing you are my sunshine with dylan and johnny cash Bambi: hey Merlyn XenoTweenia: Prine, clem? ah,clem: yes ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'überRegenbogen', just granted probation at 10:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly. XenoTweenia: Jackson Browne was like that Principalpoop: there must be others they sang at some concert Chatterbox: I was heavily into FT in high school. We had our own cult of fans XenoTweenia: Big fan of Browne Elayne: Is anyone here from the Minneapolis area? Here's Russ' website but I've never heard any of his stuff: http://www.rockingjamboree.com/ XenoTweenia: ber! Principalpoop: ahh JB cease: this is amaizing stuff, clem llanwydd: who am I? cease: that would be merlyn ah,clem: he finished the first (and most noted) album at 21 Chatterbox: Still love all the guys. Greatest audio comedy ever, can I get an Amen? Principalpoop: who were you before llan? Elayne: A-women! Merlyn: I am in St. Paul Dexter Fong: Oy mein ah,clem: thanks Cat, thought ya might like it Chatterbox: Aaayyyyy women XenoTweenia: Can we get an a-women? llanwydd: I liked the first jackson browne album but that was about it XenoTweenia: E beet me too it Bambi: Chatterbox ... so be it. Elayne: Brian, have you ever heard of Rusty's Rocking Jamboree? I guess it's a local TV show? ah,clem: lol Principalpoop: i pity the fool, quote from a-team Chatterbox: I love women more than FT, heresy Dexter Fong: llan: Late for the Sky was IMHO a great album Chatterbox: HER Essy Principalpoop: saturate before using, wow Elayne: What's all this about my essy? Merlyn: Haven't heard of him E überRegenbogen: me? or is there another Brian in here? Chatterbox: Was Jackson Brown? Chatterbox: Browne? Bambi: ah, A-Team ... great fun llanwydd: my next door neighbor, who was about 2 years older than me, was really into the Late for the Sky album Elayne: Ah, okay Brian, thanks. Yes Uber, Merlyn is Brian in the real life that Chatterbox doesn't have. Merlyn: looks like he does live shows around town Chatterbox: A-Hole team was good Merlyn: "I'm Brian and so is my wife" XenoTweenia: biab Principalpoop: wrong chat chatterbox hehe Chatterbox: Cheap humor. Anybody got a nickle? überRegenbogen: a-hole team sounds like a dirty movie ah,clem: giant lizzards getting into high voltage wires, think I saw that movie last night... Principalpoop: a hole is just a cave on its side llanwydd: Chatterbox, are you a newer user of our chat room or have you been around awhile? cease: great line in planet proctor. reporter asks woman how shes been married for 70 years. she says cuz we're both in love with the same man Chatterbox: What did Mr. T stand for? Elayne: Hey mister, I got a nickel, wait for me! Chatterbox: Never been here. Knew about it for a long while cease: we'll always wait for you, el überRegenbogen: Tyrone, afaik ah,clem: tiberious ah,clem: or was that kurk's middle name? llanwydd: cool Principalpoop: tuberous überRegenbogen: which i think he won't (or at least wouldn't) answer to Principalpoop: the ous of a tuber überRegenbogen: James Tubercule Kirk? cease: not one of the better emperors Bambi: that's Tiberious LOL Chatterbox: What was Sulu's first name Dexter Fong: Lulu überRegenbogen: Meanwhile the T in Riker's name is for Thomas Chatterbox: His wife was Lulu Sulu überRegenbogen: should i be worried that i know that? cease: lol Chatterbox: Ahhh shucks beat me! llanwydd: the tuberculists versus the antiseptics ah,clem: James Tiberious Kirk as far as I remember, but not worth worrying about as (he does not know this) is a fictional charachter. überRegenbogen: Sulu's name is in my head somewhere; but it's not recalling Chatterbox: Naw Star Trek is real Next Generation was fiction Principalpoop: there is no T in Riker... Elayne: Uber, you talkin' about George Takei? Dexter Fong: Catherwood give uber this lithium crystal ||||||||| Catherwood brings uber this lithium crystal. Chatterbox: Star Search was real American Idol is fiction XenoTweenia: Bambi was just talking about buying Riker's Island earlier today Principalpoop: which one decided he was gay? Dexter Fong: Wait catherwood, it's been died ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Dexter Fong and queries "Someone mention my name?" Bambi: LOL There ya go: "Chatterbox: Naw Star Trek is real Next Generation was fiction" Elayne: Here's one of my favorite Takei bits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hgg_qsU-8E überRegenbogen: Scotty's first name is Montgomery—which begs the question: when the Enterprise is doing warp 9, is Scotty giving it a full Monty? Chatterbox: Poop Sulu was gay in real life ah,clem: ... cease: lol bogen llanwydd: yeah, did you mention catherwood's name, dex? ||||||||| Catherwood ignores llanwydd XenoTweenia: Or Ellis Island.... I forget which Chatterbox: Data was kinda gay Principalpoop: ahh ok, it could have been the rooskie, one of the guys on the front panel cease: and still is überRegenbogen: Elayne, i meant the character's name Elayne: Why we didn't all realize Takei was gay the minute we saw him shirtless and brandishing a sword, I'll never know. Bambi: he's giving it THE full Monty for sure...not sure about "a full monty" though lol ah,clem: data was a figment of your immagination Elayne: Uber, I think his character's first name began with an "H." Chatterbox: Ha Elayne...exactly! Elayne: Hidari, Hideki, something like that. Principalpoop: chekoff the list Dexter Fong: Harveywallbanger? Bambi: it's cuz he always was showing interest in Uhura XenoTweenia: A fig newton of your imagination... Elayne: I love his writing, he doesn't update his eponymous blog that often but when he does it's always a treat. Bambi: and other 'ladies' on the ship cease: star trek's only yuil mishima
überRegenbogen looks it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikaru_Sulu Elayne: My favorite post of his was one he did about returning to the internment camp where he lived as a child. Elayne: There you are, Hikaru. I remembered the "H"! Chatterbox: We ALL had an interest in Uhura! cease: martin luther king convinced her to remain on the show. who else has a resume like that überRegenbogen: i had my eye on Rand ah,clem: I didn't Chatterbox: There were some very hot women on Star Trek Principalpoop: nurse whats her name was hot XenoTweenia: Hari Haikui??? Elayne: Anyone get the most recent issue of the Star Trek comic put out by IDW? Dorothy Fontana wrote it. Pretty good too. XenoTweenia: Only 12 bottles of saki... ah,clem: rand was an attention getter cease: thats why it stayed on theair i suspect, chatter Chatterbox: Oh yeah. Lots of hot guest stars too llanwydd: so folks, where's the best restaurant in the world? Elayne: I think she was like the story editor on the original series, something like that. cease: i realy enjoyed your coverage of the comic convention, el Chatterbox: Chappel who was married to Gene Rodenberry Elayne: Llan, I'm sure it's somewhere in Cat's neighborhood. :) Elayne: Thanks, Cat. The ComicMix column seemed to interest a lot of folks. XenoTweenia: I heard ayn Rand and Randi Rhodes were seen together llanwydd: not a bad surmise, elayne überRegenbogen: i liked the way her legs stuck out of her skirt Elayne: Ayn Randi Rhodes? Chatterbox: Is Randi Rhodes back on the air? überRegenbogen: aaak! not that Rand! llanwydd: I was in your neighborhood recently, elayne llanwydd: I guess you knew ah,clem: ... Elayne: How was the audition, Llan? XenoTweenia: Yeah, she is, chatter Principalpoop: at the end of rue de chez reuben in charlotte amalie st thomas virgin island llan llanwydd: very ill-favored llanwydd: but not my fault Elayne: Oh, I'm sorry to hear it. llanwydd: and I am rescheduling it llanwydd: they forgot about me Chatterbox: Just want you all to know I am a Democrat, don't hold it against me Elayne: Well, but you wasted your time, unfortunately. That's how I've felt about a few of the interviews I've had. :) XenoTweenia: Randi Rhodes - http://www.novamradio.com/live/ llanwydd: they didn't remember my scheduled audition llanwydd: so I have to go back again cease: you listen to her there, tween? any good? llanwydd: but I may only have to go as far as albany next time ah,clem: ... cease: no job yet, el? Principalpoop: she left for calling hillary a bitch right? Bambi: Everyone's political affiliation or lack thereof is their own business and no one else's. So why would anyone hold it against you? Elayne: Nothing yet, Cat. XenoTweenia: Haven't tried it yet, cease cease: alas XenoTweenia: Just saw the new link Dexter Fong: Cat: Wonder if this is the ?lost? Dear Friends episode entitled "The Racoon" XenoTweenia: But I like Mike Malloy as well XenoTweenia: might work Chatterbox: I live in Florida and I have an Obama sticker on my car. I may be shot soon. cease: i wish her well. maron has been in her slot couple days this week and hes a fave cease: i suspect not, chatter Principalpoop: which part of florida? cease: or shot for other reasons Elayne: Need to go, shoulder bothering me again. Next week. ||||||||| Around 10:19 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset... cease: by el Chatterbox: Guys in cars with union jacks follow me Principalpoop: some counties still have signs up telling negroes not to let the sun set on them XenoTweenia: Be well and happy, E :-) Dexter Fong: Elayne never let's the door hit her in the ass =)) Principalpoop: good luck E Chatterbox: Remember the scene in Walking Tall? Could happen to me. XenoTweenia: Guys with stars an pubs, follow me... cease: perhaps they suspect your revolutionary tendencies. ah,clem: good night E! cease: call the hessians! Chatterbox: My revolting tendancies überRegenbogen: i assume that you mea confederate flags Principalpoop: florida spends more on prisons than schools, makes a certain kind of sense... XenoTweenia: stars & pubs? XenoTweenia: lol ah,clem: (maybe she will read the cheese log) XenoTweenia: ah, _that's_ what they meant lol Chatterbox: I am originally from Michigan. They hate feringners even more Principalpoop: it is the thought that counts XenoTweenia: biab Dexter Fong: Uber: No, Union Jack..buncha brit skinheads settled in FLA überRegenbogen: in alabama the call floridians "southern yankees" Chatterbox: I need to chew more Red Man and watch NASCAR cease: i dont think ive heard this before
überRegenbogen is also originally from Michigan cease: i am a foreigner ah,clem: said it was rare, Cat Chatterbox: Forgiener never made a bad album Principalpoop: i was arrested in michigan, they thought i was an organizer of a commie demonstration, about 77 Dexter Fong: Cat: Think this is a ?missing? DF episode entitled "The Raccoon Chatterbox: forgeiner ah crappe überRegenbogen: at some level i still consider myself a michigander (i always declined the oh so dorky sounding "michiganian") cease: wow Chatterbox: Michiganite XenoTweenia: Foreigner was really good rock for the time Chatterbox: Florida is nice if you like bugs and retirees XenoTweenia: Not so sure about the songwriters ;) ah,clem: michigander is the common term in MI Principalpoop: i cannot think of any of their songs, i must know them überRegenbogen: apparently the official Alabama term is alabamians—which i find equally dorky, and favour "alabaman" XenoTweenia: They had a few really good ones, and the rest was filler (imho) Principalpoop: crackers XenoTweenia: Great fast driving music ;) cease: bahama mama, great fusion tune XenoTweenia: as long as they're Animal Crackers ;) Chatterbox: Crackers is correct. Graham and saltines XenoTweenia: can you hum a few pubs, cease? überRegenbogen: yes, "michigander" is still common. but the bozos in the legislature about 15 years ago decided upon "michiganian" [grumble] Principalpoop: animals in my soup Chatterbox: Wasnt Graham and Saltines a vaudville act? cease: had graham cracker coated halibut at a restaurant a few days ago, amazing. picture on my blog, which is at www.seemrealland.blogspot,cim XenoTweenia: No, that Graham, Saltines and Nash... cease: this was from the bad beatles, right Principalpoop: link is bad Chatterbox: Ha cease: i hated this shit überRegenbogen: my basic reaction was "f that" :) Dexter Fong: The songs every 15 min or so, Cat?? XenoTweenia: I want the Pat Boone version of "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" lol Chatterbox: Parsley Sage Rosemary Clooney and Tyme cease:www,seenrealland.blogspot.com XenoTweenia: lol chatter Principalpoop: i have you in my favorites, bambi too, i should surf there again Dexter Fong: Tyme Daly cease: u think i used comma instead of aperiod there Principalpoop: torturing us cat cease: once more, www.seemrealland.blogspot.com Principalpoop: teasing us Dexter Fong: The appearance of the comma is aperiodic XenoTweenia: blog not found cease: i can type about as well as i can speak japanese XenoTweenia: A perodic table, dear friends.... überRegenbogen: didn't work with a period, either Bambi: well, you might enjoy the little rhyme I did a few days ago lol Chatterbox: Xeno T are you related to Zeno who used to play for the Giants? XenoTweenia: They laughed at you in Nihon? ||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
überRegenbogen sits at the periodical table cease: ok i'll paste and copy Principalpoop: ahh geez cat, my condolances XenoTweenia: Actually, the Everly's were quite good in the mid-80s Dexter Fong: Cat: He's realted to Xena, Queen of Santa Monica XenoTweenia: serious Nashville rock :) Bambi:http://www.bambismusings.com for those who don't have my blog's addy Dexter Fong: Meant Chat überRegenbogen: /me cuts XenoTweenia in half ah,clem: bambi doing poetry? Principalpoop: my sympathy, words cannot do anything, but i offer my sympathy XenoTweenia: Buddy Emmons on steel, Lonnoe Londin (Elvis) on drum cease:http://www.seemrealland.blogspot.com/ überRegenbogen: oops. i slipped again XenoTweenia: t some really fine musicians from Nashville in the 80's ;) Bambi: well, let's just say, I butchered a nursery rhyme Bambi: lol cease: thank you, poop
XenoTweenia spilts into 4, then 8, then... Dexter Fong: Mary had a little lamb, it's chops were mighty fine? Principalpoop: mother goose turning over in her kettle? Chatterbox: Nashville cats play clean as country water cease: i was hesitant to mention, but i'd mentioned is rapidly declining health previously Dexter Fong: Her Ghetto ah,clem: I don't need a blog, I have 2 radio shows a week to screw up XenoTweenia: Nursery Crime? Bambi: Now I see why Tween chose that name ... he wanted to multiply at will! Bambi: hehehe XenoTweenia: I was into Zeppelin, Yes, ELP, Eagles, Poco - hey, you wanna mix country? XenoTweenia: 8 years later lol ah,clem: the sexual implications of that are scary Dexter Fong: Xano: What about the NRPS XenoTweenia: Like 'em Principalpoop: i was dazed and confused XenoTweenia: Asleep At The Wheel still plays at a small dance hall in Austin Dexter Fong: Poop: Everyone was dazed and confused ah,clem: you can't forget the new riders, or were you really that stoned? cease: i hope they awake for the show Chatterbox: My Baby Thinks Shes A Train a classic Dexter Fong: New riders< Winona and Mitch? Principalpoop: i saw this week that eric clapton made some racist bastard statements at some concert, i cannot listen to him the same way again Bambi: does anyone really attend a small dance hall in Austin when a dead person is playing (asleep at the wheel)? XenoTweenia: New Riders never crossed the stage, but a guitar player for the Eagles did ah,clem: purple sage Chatterbox: Callback Dexter! ah,clem: duh XenoTweenia: Bernie Laudon was playing for New Grass Revival Chatterbox: What did Clapton say? Dexter Fong: afk Principalpoop: that album cover is an icon XenoTweenia: Heck, Willie shows up at The Broken Spoke sometimes Principalpoop: standard tripe about needing to keep england pure... cease: clapton racist? if the world were only white people, he'd never have a career ah,clem: is our principal a ni? XenoTweenia: Waylon Jennings band rather humbled my opiniong of 'Country Music' XenoTweenia: Leadon (sorry, Bernie) Principalpoop: and it was right after he made money singing I shot the sheriff Principalpoop: yassir master ah, clem XenoTweenia: opinioning, that is ah,clem: eric would have not said anything like that unless he thought it was funny cease: i have some video from japanese tv show of him playing that at a concertr in tokyo Principalpoop: we can ask stones cease: of guitar plahying i've ever seen Chatterbox: George Terry lives right down the rode from here in Florida Sebring Florida cease: if i posted it to youtube, would he sue me? Principalpoop: i love his music, and voice and guitar cease: Best piece of guitar playing Chatterbox: Terry Co-Wrote Lay Down Sally. He rolls in royalties to this day ah,clem: he learned much of his trade from black blues men, no way he is racist XenoTweenia: Leadon was on the 'On The Border' and 'One Of These Nights' albums. Who Walsh replaced. Chatterbox: Is anyone in the Blue Man Group black? Principalpoop: i would not make it up ah, clem, he wanted england to be white Bambi: princep ... read the Controversy section on Eric Clapton on wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Clapton XenoTweenia: Nashville was an education ;) XenoTweenia: That would be racially offensive, Chatter Chatterbox: But cross color interesting ah,clem: england, fine, but what of bamalama Dexter Fong: CHat: No, but the Black man group has the blues Dexter Fong: and what about Ding Dong Principalpoop: that paragraph nicely presents my understanding XenoTweenia: U r Engrish, clem? Chatterbox: Rama Lama Ding Dong cease: so should i post the song on youtube or not? Bambi: if you choke a smurf, what color would it turn? (JeffDunHAM.com) cease: best piece of music i've ever heard. XenoTweenia: As well as the Brits in 1775, Dex cease: tv show is long gone cease: early 80s Chatterbox: Dalai Lamma Ding Dong Principalpoop: i had no idea about that controversy before this week, it astounded me XenoTweenia: I vote Chatter royal muse Chatterbox: I try to muse Principalpoop: a muse if you must Bambi: well, read about it on wikipedia ... hard to believe he would say something racial with his history. Chatterbox: A muse and B muse XenoTweenia: You're trying to be a kitty cat? cease: sounds like a good place to plug my play about the next dalai lama. starring most of the firesign theatre. yyours to enjoy at www.seemreal.com XenoTweenia: lol XenoTweenia: biab cease: i hope i thpeed that right Dexter Fong: Good timing Cat =)) cease: oh yes, the play is called Red Shift cease: dex is in it too Chatterbox: Is Cat the famous Cat Smrel (SP) I am curious and yellow cease: elayne and her hsuband, merl, many ohters cease: c'est moi Dexter Fong: Yes Folks, a simple red shift worn with these kicky spike heels and a halfmillion euros worth of jewels says you are something special Chatterbox: Merle Travis? Dexter Fong: whew..long ay for that cease: ive only been famous for my odd skin colour when i lived in japan Principalpoop:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Against_Racism gosh, david bowie too Chatterbox: So you cease are Cat S? Bambi: yep cease: yes Principalpoop: huh? Chatterbox: Oh ok. I know your name and some of your fame! Dexter Fong: But do you know his game? Bambi: they have been part of that since the 70s (1976 to be exact) Chatterbox: Danger is his game, I would wager Chatterbox: Nick Danger ho ho Principalpoop: a walking reference source XenoTweenia: 1976?? The Buy-Centennial? Dexter Fong: He steps on the scales, puts a slug in the machine...weight; 460 pounds, Fortune; None Chatterbox: I am a walking stick XenoTweenia: They made me step on the scales Principalpoop: a thinking reed? überRegenbogen: Cat? we have lots of those here. cease: i hpe you have more than one stick, chatter Dexter Fong: I am a praying mantis, close cousin to the stick XenoTweenia: had to make halibut wine Principalpoop: how do you do that? take it out of the fish tank? cease: i love both halibut and wine, but halibut wine i shall spend my live avoidiing Dexter Fong: Did you withold affection from it? Chatterbox: I left my stick at Stuckeys XenoTweenia: lol cease Principalpoop: in stuckey Merlyn: I left my hat in haiti Dexter Fong: I found my stick at the Comedy klub cease: theres a line in neal amid, neal says something about the hat in manhattan Chatterbox: Anybody remember Nat Stuckey? XenoTweenia: Recommended movie - "Idiocracy" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/ cease: do it, clem Chatterbox: I heard about Idiocracy cease: i saw it, tween Principalpoop: do it again, harder harder Dexter Fong: NP Clem, I'm already parked and locked and no longer responsible XenoTweenia: Not a great movie, cease, but should be required viewing on the Fox channel ;) Chatterbox: Is it a Dubya movie? Principalpoop: 1971 lordy lordy überRegenbogen: Idiocracy is in my in box awaiting viewing Bambi: LOL XenoTweenia: You're clipping, clem Chatterbox: Uh oh...movie in yer box Chatterbox: Stand by ah,clem: ... Principalpoop: in through the out door was a fun book Dexter Fong: I believe I have a copy of the "Laugh Along News" broadcast Chatterbox: Led Zep album? XenoTweenia: In the eeeeeeevning................ XenoTweenia: Yamaha CS-80 Chatterbox: Hot Dog Dexter Fong: ..round about sun dooooooooooowwwn Principalpoop: what book am I thinking about? überRegenbogen: i'd prefer moving in her box
überRegenbogen hides Principalpoop: wrong chat uber Principalpoop: hehe XenoTweenia: The antelope, please... ah,clem: probably just got a little too close to the stupid computer mic ||||||||| "10:53 PM? 10:53 PM!!" says Catherwood, "überDuckie should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as überDuckie enters and sits on the couch. Dexter Fong: You can hide uber but you can't run ah,clem: this is a remote ah,clem: no fancy effects XenoTweenia: Quack! Principalpoop: uber disco duck überDuckie: hey, that was supposed to opne in a tab, so i could exit the other one Dexter Fong: Told you you cant run ||||||||| XenoTweenia says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, XenoTweenia exits at 10:54 PM. Principalpoop: forget tab, get fresca Dexter Fong: But if you try real hard, you can boogie ||||||||| Outside, the 10:54 PM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving berTween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Principalpoop: wb ut berTween: ;) Dexter Fong: u2 yt Chatterbox: I am nearly out of witty barbs ah,clem hears echos of staying alive Dexter Fong: Try a worn ||||||||| überRegenbogen is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:55 PM. berTween: But, so many fish... cease: hi duckie Principalpoop: ahh, you need a new one of those things that holds arrows.. Bambi: wow, did you get caught in the smoking bus' exhaust there berTween? Chatterbox: Can anybody mail me some wire? Principalpoop: a quiver, i'm all a quiver berTween: Pierce Arrows? cease: where's groucho when we need him? ah,clem: pluck the duck, what do we have to lose? berTween: lol Bambi Principalpoop: don't leave in a huff, take a minute and huff if you want Dexter Fong: Saw a PBS program l;ast night about bill fish, marlin, sword etc..they filmed baby sail fish, about an inch or two long with little teensy tiny bills
berTween me thinks Groucho is twiddling his cigar at all of this ;) überDuckie: i wish my bills were tinier Principalpoop: mice have small balls because most of them cannot dance cease: i think you're right, tween Bambi: don't forget the eye brows too when you mention the twiddling cigar ah,clem: wish my bills were worth more cease: better tiny bills than tiny balls Dexter Fong: anbd what was one is five berTween: FST has a reall good barber for that, UD :) Principalpoop: the duck asked the pharmacist to put the chapstick on his bill Dexter Fong: Hitler mice only have one ball Bambi: unfortunately you like live in a country with a shrinking dollar... to bad but there it is. Chatterbox: Hitler mice! berTween: That's on porpoise, Dex Chatterbox: Mussolini gerbels! Dexter Fong: Thought it was just for the halibut ah,clem: wish I could remember the deetails of the mouse ball cleaning instructions from IBM, was not meant to be funny, but it was ||||||||| berTween runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's berTween?! It's 10:59 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" cease: whre art spiegelman when we need him Principalpoop: viaduct, why not? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies BiggusTweenus in through the front door at 10:59 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Principalpoop: ahoy biggus Chatterbox: Biggus? cease: theres no probllem duct tape cant solve BiggusTweenus: Yo thfrink my name iss phuny? Chatterbox: Or Big Gus? Chatterbox: Naw my FACE is funny
BiggusTweenus thinks Chatter has seen "Day At The Races" Principalpoop: jack nicklaus, or arnold palmer, anyway, his wife told some tv commentator that she kisses his balls for good luck before matches Bambi: here ya go Clem: http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/189541-28-keeping-balls-clean Chatterbox: Monty Python BiggusTweenus: Fungus?? not much... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. cease: negroid, mongoloid, overloid Chatterbox: Fun Gus Dexter Fong: Wonder what time it is Principalpoop: the fungus among us überDuckie: that's almost worse than the Python name that it refers to BiggusTweenus: But, mine are duck pins... cease: so does stephen hawking, dex Dexter Fong: Catherwood, what time is it ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 11:01 PM!" Chatterbox: What is Steven Hawking these days? ah,clem: scrolled by too fast, Bambi cease: he ran over my foot once on the way to the smoked salmon Bambi:http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/189541-28-keeping-balls-clean BiggusTweenus: Probably still the smartest man on tyhe planet even if he's in a coma ah,clem: post in #cni cease: it was indeed the best smoked salmon one could eat Chatterbox: I got a question is Bambi a woman? BiggusTweenus: the planet Chatterbox: I am nude here excuse me Dexter Fong: No, A deer cease: is pter bergman bald? ah,clem: last time I checked, lol Principalpoop: yes i need to expand my lines of text displayed Chatterbox: Bambi, how do you type with hooves (hoofs) ah,clem: she is my wife cease: good for you, clem überDuckie: just change the numlines= in the url ah,clem: yes, Cat ah,clem: it is Chatterbox: Is Phil Proctor a gambler? Bambi: lots of practice CB BiggusTweenus: The Hoove? Praise The Hoove!!! Principalpoop: i used configure Merlyn: a gamboler cease: me minus fumiyo is a negavie number Principalpoop: i have not gambolled in years cease: negative Bambi: heard that Cat ... so you know how Clem and Bambi are then Chatterbox: Austin Ossman Bergman Proctor and Oscar Gamble cease: exactly, bam Chatterbox: Anybody remember Oscar Gamble? cease: onmly the name, chatter Principalpoop: one of the cats on topcat? BiggusTweenus: Phil Proctor and Jim Gamble? I could do that ;) Chatterbox: He played for the White Sox. Had a large fro
BiggusTweenus would need a few hours with the Gamble ;) cease: white sox game key scene in Neal Amid Chatterbox: To and fro BiggusTweenus: biab cease: ivbe never been there, but would love to watch baseball in chicago Chatterbox: The keybord player for Steppenwolf had a huge fro Principalpoop: so did the guy on mod squad Principalpoop: link Chatterbox: Yeah Linc Hayes Chatterbox: Could someone put up the link to the MS site? Principalpoop: MS? Principalpoop: ahh mod squad hehe Chatterbox: Muscular Squad Principalpoop: a free cow überDuckie: i happened upon a clip of Hotline recently. monster 'fros überDuckie: funny thing is that, at the time, they didn't seem strange at all Chatterbox: Could someone put up a link to the sausage website? überDuckie: Don Henley had some major froage in those days, too Principalpoop: same with lambchop sideburns uber BiggusTweenus: As they said in 1789, "Don't Tread On Our Wolves" Chatterbox: Yes and the guy on Room 222...everybody here old like me? überDuckie: my brother Clay had a big blonde fro for a while Bambi: Multiple Sclerosis? BiggusTweenus: OK, so they've got nice Coates.... BiggusTweenus: MI - the waster... Bambi: Mississippi? Chatterbox: Oh yeah..I meant Multiple....Squad
BiggusTweenus thinks Bambi doesn't know her Jack Poet VW commercials Chatterbox: Don't know my diseases and I am a nurse too..shameful überDuckie: the Multiple Squad? BiggusTweenus: Multiple Identity - MI - the waster Principalpoop: no nurse, i told you to prick his boil... Chatterbox: MS link Chatterbox: Don't boil the prick überDuckie: perhaps ought not go into what they do Chatterbox: Don't boil the sausage BiggusTweenus: Jack Poet Volkswagen TV commercials - http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/fstads/fstads_jp.html überDuckie: don't prick the boil, either BiggusTweenus: Bowl M Oil Company? Chatterbox: Obama Rama Lama Hostess Ding Dong überDuckie: i didn't get video on those. still need to look into that BiggusTweenus: OK, chatter... you're on Obama's black list Chatterbox: I was the head black sheep of my country Principalpoop: yassir bah Principalpoop: what destroys your memory? BiggusTweenus: You have a bettery on your shoulder? lol ah,clem: I can't remember... Chatterbox: Deadly virus Principalpoop: i used to know Chatterbox: Ram thet memory with deadly virus Chatterbox: In LA BiggusTweenus: Ah, so you're wearing your Princess Plague Ribbon, chatter? Chatterbox: Blue Lagoon Ribbon on draught Principalpoop: pabst blue ribbon lite has less sand in it BiggusTweenus: You'll need to get down to Ralph Spoilsport's New And Used Body Parts for that one, Chatter ;) Principalpoop: i've gone deef BiggusTweenus: What?? Chatterbox: Less sand or less filling? ah,clem: feed back in a minute or 2, lost connect Principalpoop: huh? Principalpoop: ahh ok ah,clem: sorry Dexter Fong: ' Chatterbox: Less Nesman Principalpoop: they were on a roll too, a kaiser from all the seeds I saw Chatterbox: The classic Venus Flytrap promo, "Stay tuned for more music and Les Nessman" Principalpoop: ahh music again ah,clem: yes, WKRP Principalpoop: very early fleetwood mac, very very early BiggusTweenus: you should be ashamed, clem lol Chatterbox: Classic stuff. WKRP Principalpoop: isn't that nickie singing? ah,clem: for what, Tweenus? BiggusTweenus: leaving us like that lol ah,clem: here, chew on this bone... Principalpoop: yes, left in a lurch, i forgot to bring my lurchbox BiggusTweenus: ruff Chatterbox: Nick Knack Patty Whack BiggusTweenus: do I have to 'digg it' 1st? Chatterbox: Now THERE was a vaudeville team! BiggusTweenus: No more FST?
BiggusTweenus ( ah,clem: naw, and burry it. Merlyn: Here's a good BBC headline: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm Principalpoop: i have not gnawwed in years
BiggusTweenus uses his hind paws Principalpoop: nice tits there M BiggusTweenus: Pignuts Stolen in Beri Beri? Merlyn: I keep 'em warm too, PP Chatterbox: Anybody here listen to the Firestone Theater? Merlyn: no, but I buy Firesign tires Principalpoop: they have the blimp? Merlyn: fred flintstone listens to them Principalpoop: Wilma! BiggusTweenus: Yes Merl Chatterbox: Its where the rubber meets the road. Road was a fine woman. BiggusTweenus: LA Woman's gonna have to do... Principalpoop: tiretracks all across your back, i can see you had your fun Chatterbox: Any body remember Uni Roy and Al? Chatterbox: Dubmest ad campaign ever BiggusTweenus: Imus did a great bit calling a car rental service BiggusTweenus: I'd like to rent a Shleby... BiggusTweenus: How long? About one day Principalpoop: michelin makes michelob Chatterbox: dumbest BiggusTweenus: How many miles? about 500 BiggusTweenus: when? around the end of May - would like to pick it up in Indianapolis BiggusTweenus: and your name, sir? AJ Foyt BiggusTweenus: Shelby Principalpoop: of the new jersey foyts? Chatterbox: I think I am going to pee and go to bed now..hope its not IN the bed again Chatterbox: Anybody got Depends? BiggusTweenus: latter, Chatter Principalpoop: ciao chatterbox Chatterbox: It has been cool...thank you all Merlyn: hey tween, here's a guy who has Uni, Roy, and Al as part of his resume': http://www.weblawson.net/resume.html Principalpoop: that lawson guy could not hold a job BiggusTweenus: All I know is that they're holding a race in Indiana in a couple of weeks. _Qualifying_ is 220mph ;) Principalpoop: at the brickyard? BiggusTweenus: yep Principalpoop: oops , the echo echo echo BiggusTweenus: Indy 500 BiggusTweenus: Whaever people can do with 4 cylinders ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Chatterbox - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Bambi - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Merlyn: hey, see you next week people Principalpoop: night M BiggusTweenus: If they weren't in a big bowl, they'd be flying ||||||||| Merlyn departs at 11:40 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" BiggusTweenus: Thanks, Merl :) Principalpoop: i hear you knocking BiggusTweenus: That's the machine that goes, PING! Principalpoop: oops too many packets dropped during that ping BiggusTweenus: Let's drop some packets on Burma ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:44 PM, dragging Bambi by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" BiggusTweenus: and hope that they don't look like 'bouncing bettys' ;) Principalpoop: wb bambi BiggusTweenus: Don't Shoot!! Bambi: thanks :D BiggusTweenus: We were just playing cards in the aviary... Bambi: sure! lol Principalpoop: i had 2 doves up my sleeve Bambi: brb BiggusTweenus: Garcia has the Deal Principalpoop: and a pigeon, well nevermind BiggusTweenus: 'Time's Arrow' is probably my favorite STNG ah,clem: ... BiggusTweenus: STNG goes back and meets Mark Twain Principalpoop: i like twain BiggusTweenus: Whoopi Goldberg in the 1880s, pretty cool ;) Principalpoop: STNG is a tv show? BiggusTweenus: Data has no money. Someone is cursing losing a poker game. Data asks, "poker"? cease: cool isood in july, bad in feb Principalpoop: ahh ok ok BiggusTweenus: Last time I heard, P lol Principalpoop: i was thinking second city tv and saturday night live, lost BiggusTweenus: Data meets Jack London BiggusTweenus: It's not terrible BiggusTweenus: Jack London is portrayed as a bit of an opportunist Principalpoop: white fang made me cry Principalpoop: i called all dogs fang for years BiggusTweenus: Mark Twain tells jack London that he shoudl write about himself lol BiggusTweenus: You idiot, those are my shoulders... Principalpoop: fang is a good word BiggusTweenus: Word! BiggusTweenus: brb Principalpoop: duke of madness mufflers, get a new robot Principalpoop: spirit in the sky Principalpoop: time flies with fun, i have had fun Principalpoop: thanks keepers of the root! Principalpoop: toad away ah,clem: good night all Principalpoop: not bad at all for being remote ah,clem: tks Principalpoop: wait, i have a nickle, wait for me, have a super week ||||||||| 11:58 PM -- Principalpoop left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ah,clem: one day I will do it from the RV, (when the station can afford one) ||||||||| 11:58 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). BiggusTweenus: been fun, guys :-) BiggusTweenus: if not Fun Gus BiggusTweenus: until last time, again... ||||||||| At 11:59 PM, BiggusTweenus vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Dexter Fong: ' ||||||||| At 11:59 PM, cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Dexter Fong: Just me and Cat ...whoops ther goes cat Dexter Fong: Night Bambi and thank you clem for the rare material, well done ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. Dexter Fong: Goodnight Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "Until we meet again!" Bambi: nytol überDuckie: g'night ||||||||| At 12:06 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, überDuckie!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bambi - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
