Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
04/24/2008

Archive

Special appearance by
Phil Austin

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 24, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Don, a Brown Shoed Square falls out at 4:36 AM.
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||||||||| Don, a Brown Shoed Square departs at 4:39 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 4:57 AM, dragging Ray Deo, w by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Ray Deo, w: Other laffs actually broadcast get em here in da archive been to two bye two for nnow. http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/programs/2008/04/19/scripts/noir.shtml
||||||||| Catherwood says "4:59 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Ray Deo, w by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood leads Firebroiled into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 7:44 AM, then departs.
Firebroiled: Target ready!
Books away!
There they go!
The literature is in a tight pattern . . .
The Rebels are beginning to scatter,
but it’s too late!

On target!

God, this is an awesome moment!
The last stronghold of Un-Hip resistance is out-of-sight
under eight million hardbound copies of The Naked Lunch!

It’s all over!

We’re coming home!
||||||||| "Hey Firebroiled!" ... Firebroiled turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 7:45 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| "8:20 PM? 8:20 PM!!" says Catherwood, "JackTweenSportVW should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as JackTweenSportVW enters and sits in the comfy chair.
JackTweenSportVW: Yes amigos latinos, you can get anywhere on The Freeway and you'll be at Jack TweenSport motors...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ah,clem into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:45 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem rushes off, saying "8:47 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Tor Hershman inside, makes a note of the time (8:53 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Jack
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:55 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
JackTweenSportVW: Howdee Doody :)
ah,clem: hi all
JackTweenSportVW: ah, clem
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's Merlyn, just back from Funfun Town."
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: hey folx
JackTweenSportVW: velcomen, bien venue...
JackTweenSportVW: sniff
Merlyn: thank you joel gray
Merlyn: or joal grey
JackTweenSportVW: too late
JackTweenSportVW: already grated
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'cease', just granted probation at 9:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
JackTweenSportVW thinks clem hasn'r visited Lam Lies Down recently ;)
JackTweenSportVW: Hey torrie
JackTweenSportVW: Lamb
cease: greetings
Merlyn: hey cat
cease: someone loves pinkhotel
JackTweenSportVW: What do you think about Australia wanting to declare a Republic, BC? :)
cease: better a republic than a republican
JackTweenSportVW: But they freezed the slaves...
JackTweenSportVW: lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters with llanwydd close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:08 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
llanwydd: tgit
JackTweenSportVW: CN is still a Brit Commonwealth, right?
JackTweenSportVW: LL
cease: we are indeed, tween
cease: hi ll
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: the queen is still on our money
cease: at least it's Our money, for now
JackTweenSportVW: God Save The Queen, as they say in SF lol
llanwydd: you canadians have the strangest currency I've ever seen
JackTweenSportVW: Yeah, the Looney is worth more than the Dollar
llanwydd: especially the two dollar coins
JackTweenSportVW: Strange times
cease: our loony goes up and down. just like a real loon
cease: twonies. no bird ref
JackTweenSportVW: Well. at least you use dead birds instead of dead presidents
llanwydd: lol
JackTweenSportVW: Pretty funny, though
JackTweenSportVW: I was in CN in '67 for the Montreal World's Fair
llanwydd: spot the looney
JackTweenSportVW: it was $.90 to the Dollar back then
llanwydd: I wanted to go to that
JackTweenSportVW: ruff
llanwydd: I lived in new jersey at the time
JackTweenSportVW: Fun travelling across CN after the fair in a towed camper
JackTweenSportVW: That would make me 12-13
llanwydd: toad away
JackTweenSportVW: Saw the Calgary Stampede
JackTweenSportVW: But I don't _want_ to go on the cart...
cease: i was at that world's fair. my fave of the 5 i've attended
llanwydd: I haven't seen much of canada
llanwydd: I haven't been west of niagara falls
llanwydd: I mean in CN
JackTweenSportVW: Quite pretty in the summer, from what I remember of the 60's
Merlyn: Slowly I turn
cease: there's a lot to see. i've never been east of quebec and there's lots of provicnes out east
JackTweenSportVW: 60 in the winter in Austin will do lol
||||||||| überRegenbogen sneaks in around 9:18 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
JackTweenSportVW: You have signs in French, English and Spanish now?
JackTweenSportVW: Hey uber
llanwydd: hey ub
cease: tween, do you know Harrell's Hardware in Austin?
JackTweenSportVW: nope
überRegenbogen: hey Tween
cease: i'm reading about it in jim hightower's new book.
llanwydd: well, the signs were all in french when I visited montreal
cease: thre slogan, "Together, we can do it yourself"
JackTweenSportVW: http://www.insiderpages.com/b/3721560061
JackTweenSportVW: Will have to chek them out
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bubba's Brain in through the front door at 9:19 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
JackTweenSportVW: that's pretty much next door
llanwydd: hey bub
Bubba's Brain: Hey all....
Merlyn: hey BB
cease: hi bub
JackTweenSportVW: Hey Hoosierman :)
cease: you're in their sites next, the politicians
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, give everyone some malted milk balls.
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone some malted milk balls.
cease: is hillary going to clean up in your kitchen, bub?
JackTweenSportVW: Ah, right
JackTweenSportVW: Next to the Office Depot
JackTweenSportVW: RR tracks
JackTweenSportVW: Yes, I've read electric/water meters there
Bubba's Brain: Got a call last night. The caller ID identified it as Hillary Clinton. So, yes, cat, she might.
JackTweenSportVW: Good people
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Principalpoop', just granted probation at 9:23 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: hi poop
JackTweenSportVW: Hey P
Principalpoop: my balls are malted milk now
JackTweenSportVW: OMG
JackTweenSportVW: not malted...
Principalpoop: not malted?
Principalpoop: don't let me interrupt, let's talk about me instead
Principalpoop: it is all about me
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dexter Fong into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:25 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: me me me brie brie brie
cease: hi dex
JackTweenSportVW: You vant vood fromme hop sing?
JackTweenSportVW: lol
Principalpoop: tap tap is this on? fi hong
Dexter Fong: Howdy Folks
Bubba's Brain: I'll be back later....
Principalpoop: how is hop sing?
||||||||| 9:25 PM -- Bubba's Brain left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
JackTweenSportVW: So, how are things in New England, P?
Principalpoop: i live in the mid-atlantic states
JackTweenSportVW: Still at the Ponderosa
JackTweenSportVW: Grew up in MD
JackTweenSportVW: These people don't know from crabs lol
Principalpoop: a doctor?
JackTweenSportVW: But I've tried to give it to them
Principalpoop: and oysters too, oy vey
cease: i wonder if maryland has crab caneloni as good as i get here
JackTweenSportVW: You get Maryland Blues?
cease: our crabs are called Dungeness, also King
Principalpoop: no, but baltimore applecore makes me cry
JackTweenSportVW: KIng ia Alaska, of course
cease: i had some blue shrimp in Mazatlan recently. not bad at all
JackTweenSportVW: King is
JackTweenSportVW me tipe
Principalpoop: jumbo shrimp
JackTweenSportVW: Mmmmmmmm seafood.............
überRegenbogen: mmm shrimp
Principalpoop: it is getting harder and harder for find a standing rib roast for holidays or birthdays
JackTweenSportVW: clem can tell you about the Chesapeake in the 60's
cease: we also have some special shrimp here but i cant taste the dif
überRegenbogen: now i want to cook some up
Principalpoop: you are thinking of prawns
cease: i just had a spaghetti shrimp meal
JackTweenSportVW: A net and a flashlight - that'll get you dinner
cease: great halibut at restaurant last night. will post pix when i get them developed
Principalpoop: and a turkey leg
cease: i have devolved photgraphically
JackTweenSportVW: Before it became polluted
JackTweenSportVW: Baruk!
Principalpoop: need to keep up your mercury and ketone levels
Principalpoop: gesundheit
JackTweenSportVW: LOL P
llanwydd: I've only passed through MD
JackTweenSportVW: Yeah, the Potomac isn't what it was ;)
Principalpoop: maryland is just delaware with catholics
überRegenbogen: we haven't given up our 35mm, yet; but we haven't used em in a couple of years
JackTweenSportVW: The Eatern Shore is a great place to visit, or so I remember ;)
überRegenbogen: o keep getting more expensive
JackTweenSportVW: lol P
überRegenbogen: grrrr
JackTweenSportVW: Eastern
überRegenbogen: it's just going to keep getting more expensive
||||||||| Bunnyboy enters at 9:34 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
JackTweenSportVW: Iraq?
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Principalpoop: ahh beach, what is the song, they had to keep singing it while lucy was changing clothes
cease: the firesign realy need a new jack poet to fund their work
JackTweenSportVW: Oh, food
JackTweenSportVW: Hey Bunny
Principalpoop: hip hop bunnyboy
überRegenbogen: gad! it's hot in here!
Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny
Principalpoop: you don't have enough windows open
llanwydd: ddfghj
cease: bun
Principalpoop: wb llan
JackTweenSportVW: Whew, it's might hot in here...
llanwydd: didn't see you come in, dex, I was making tea.
Principalpoop: i made some water earlier
cease: is that better than making S?
JackTweenSportVW: Earl Gray?
JackTweenSportVW: There's nothing better than snake oil, cease
JackTweenSportVW: Just look at the US Gov't
llanwydd: come to think of it, I missed princ's entrance as well. welcome both
ah,clem: sadly, nobody wants to oil a snake these days
Principalpoop: how much does an angst shaft cost?
llanwydd: no, I really don't like earl grey
Principalpoop: i oil mine often, oops wrong chat
JackTweenSportVW could make a comment about LL, but has better taste
cease: this may be the only piece by the Oz Firesign Theatre
Principalpoop: what should i use to grease up my angst shaft?
JackTweenSportVW: No joke, cease?
cease: thats a guess. the lads would know but i remember bergman saying disney complained about the use of "oz" in their name.
JackTweenSportVW: Thank Grid for the port of Phoenix, er, Los Angeles
cease: when they were on krla shortly after this piece was broadcast, they were the Firesign Theatre
JackTweenSportVW: kewl :-)
llanwydd: the story, as I remember it, was that Disney and MGM jointly owned those to letters of the alphabet
Bunnyboy: Yes, Disney trademarked letters O through Z, with a perenial lock on the letter M.
llanwydd: or something like that
Bunnyboy: Oh, M isn't in that series. Hmmmm....
JackTweenSportVW: We're US Plus - we own the _idea_ of comedy
Bunnyboy: perennial, that is. I think.
cease: i ddint remembere the wizad of oz as being a disney property. shows what i know
Principalpoop: unless you have 3 of them or 2 Ms with an &
Bunnyboy: An Mpersand?
JackTweenSportVW: Fore!
Principalpoop: M&M and 3M
llanwydd: well, I'm sure bergman asked for it when he called himself the wizard of oz
llanwydd: otherwise they might still be the oz firesign theatre
JackTweenSportVW: Pay no attention
cease: we have a chian in van (mayber everywhere) called M&M Meat shop
cease: i frequently buy their vegetarian fare
Principalpoop: imagine everything in public domain, i wonder if you can
Bunnyboy: Yes, Disney owns the Dewey Decimal System. Also the Huey, Louie, Donald and Daisy Decimal System.
JackTweenSportVW: with eldridge cleaver?
llanwydd: I'd be a vegetarian if I could afford it
Dexter Fong: US+ We own Public Domain
Principalpoop: beavers adopted half-brother?
Bunnyboy: How OFT have I thought of the FST...
JackTweenSportVW: lol Bunny
llanwydd: LOL Dex
JackTweenSportVW: BTW - in case you haven't bought the disney poster from Krassner...
llanwydd: well then I should patent the "idea" of public domain
cease: i guess you're playing this because youlre going to play EOBE next, clem?
Dexter Fong: US+ We own the idea of ideation
llanwydd: lol
cease: what good is a halfling in a holocaust indeed
JackTweenSportVW: too freakin' funny - http://www.paulkrassner.com/DMO72.jpg
JackTweenSportVW: That's "put on your ears, kiddies..."
JackTweenSportVW: 'nuf said
Principalpoop: Copyright/trademark violation is the modern form of blasphemy
cease: reminds me of Goofy being gassed on the simpsons last sunday
JackTweenSportVW: So sayeth the P
JackTweenSportVW: Intellectual property is how people make a living
cease: his line "it's sitll better than disney" is not far from that krassner piece
JackTweenSportVW: Was actually a cartoon artist from Mad Magazine, as Kresser well corrected me
JackTweenSportVW: Krassner
JackTweenSportVW: Not Krassner - he just sells it
cease: where Krassner first got laid
Bunnyboy: There's a classic Maakies strip where the "book" Pooh and Piglet whup the tar outta the Disney Pooh. The Mouse, and the Goof, watch from a distance.
JackTweenSportVW: Disneyland? wouldn't doubt it lol
JackTweenSportVW: perfect
cease: no, the office of Mad Magazine
||||||||| Outside, the 9:50 PM crosstown bus from Columbus pulls away, leaving Warp coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
JackTweenSportVW: Well, let's be real here
cease: its in his great autobiography
JackTweenSportVW: Hey Warp
llanwydd: evening warp
Dexter Fong: Warp speed!!
cease: hji warp
Principalpoop: i am too out of touch for mad magazine anymore, i don't even know the movies they are spoofing
Warp: wow I made it
Principalpoop: i made it, you copied it
cease: depends on what you call "it"
llanwydd: welcome to the future
Principalpoop: the future is now
JackTweenSportVW: You have your Beijing Mastercard now?
Principalpoop: oops now
Warp: how does one define now
ah,clem: I like the future, I'm in it
Principalpoop: an infinite slice of existence between an infinite past and an infinite future
Warp: Greetings all and ah, clem
llanwydd: the present is relative
JackTweenSportVW: But, you're here, clem
ah,clem: cheers Warp
Principalpoop: no, incest is all relative
Warp: don't tell my cousins.... just cuz
JackTweenSportVW: David has Strawbs?
Principalpoop: tell me the lottery number oh, clom
llanwydd: strawbs is cool
Bunnyboy: Aw, I couldn't find the Pooh strip. But there's lotsa wonderfully awful strips at www.maakies.com
JackTweenSportVW: We have all the numbers you want!!
llanwydd: I like rasps better but I like strawbs
cease: maakies used to be in our weekly paper. not for some time now
JackTweenSportVW: Wakeman's 1st band
Principalpoop: goose and snooze
JackTweenSportVW: Pretty serious mellotron
llanwydd: actually tween he was in a band called "Curdled Milk" before Strawbs
Warp: draws a AKJQ9 in 3..2..
JackTweenSportVW: Oh, my thowt!
JackTweenSportVW: Thanks LL :)
Principalpoop: who ordered the straight flush?
llanwydd: that's according to biographer Dan Hedges
JackTweenSportVW: Not here lol
JackTweenSportVW: Like Ace In The Hole Band ;)
Warp: heh
Warp: Just wanted to say high
Principalpoop: ahh, she had the Jack
ah,clem: ace hole? lol
cease: does that beat a gay flush?
Principalpoop: nope, got any?
JackTweenSportVW: To put it mildly, my tastes are eclectic
cease: high? maybe the old docotr can help you out
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:57 PM and H. Stones sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
llanwydd: it's an interesting story, tween. I read it in a discontinued book called Yes: the Authorized Biography
Dexter Fong: Evening Stones
H. Stones: Greetings
Principalpoop: looks like a full house
llanwydd: it's out of print now
Bunnyboy: lo Hemmie!
ah,clem: good evening Mr. Stones
llanwydd: Hey Stones!
cease: vince guaraldi's shlockiest album was called The Eclectic
JackTweenSportVW: Yes one minute, Waylon the next - go figure
Principalpoop: is that a good book llan?
cease: hi stones
JackTweenSportVW: Depends on the song :)
Bunnyboy: Nothing but a pack of cards.
H. Stones: sorry i am late, been waiting for Honey who is unwell at the moment
Principalpoop: cheerio old chum
Principalpoop: ahh wish her the best
Warp: love is all you need
cease: our b est to her, stones
llanwydd: sorry to hear
H. Stones: i will ty Poop
JackTweenSportVW: Stonesssss
Warp: - beatles
Principalpoop: just give me money, thats what I want
cease: the beatles made plenty
JackTweenSportVW: keep the beat
Principalpoop: and baby you can drive my car
H. Stones: we both came down with salmonella and she now has a kidney infection
Principalpoop: yes sir
llanwydd: all you need is cash - rutles
Warp: yah yeah yeah
Principalpoop: ewwwww stones, not good
Bunnyboy: And one of his last scores was for IT'S ARBOR DAY, CHARLIE BROWN! , featuring the classic line: "Happy Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!"
Warp: lmaolol
cease: i ddint know that, bun
JackTweenSportVW: Pat Boone sing the songs of The Beatles
Principalpoop: i want to hold your hand warp
JackTweenSportVW: and Led Zeppelin lol
Bunnyboy: You'll find it as a bonus feature on the recent EASTER BEAGLE remaster.
H. Stones: very true Poop, the crap was comong out of both ends in my case, so no change there eh ?
Principalpoop: please, please me
Warp: didn't spock do some beatles?
cease: in my shared restaurant experience with george harrison, he worrried about getting old and poor. he ended up neither
JackTweenSportVW: I would _love_ to heard Pat Boone do that lol
cease: capt krik did lucy in the skies. hopefully you never heard it
Warp: so true cease
H. Stones: i think he "DID" for it for sure Warp
Principalpoop: ahh, first you are afraid you are going to die, and then you are afraid you are not...
Bunnyboy: (sings) Put a little love in your heart!
Bunnyboy: (sings) If I had a hammer...
JackTweenSportVW: Harrison was surrounded
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: benjamin or nimoy?
Bunnyboy: Those are 2 that Nimoy croaked out.
Warp: I have the nimoy "two sides"
Principalpoop: close to the edge, just by the river, not far away
JackTweenSportVW: William Shatner sings The Who
H. Stones: its nothing to be proud of Warp
llanwydd: I always wanted to hear robert goulet sing "my generation"
H. Stones: but your secret is safe with me
Bunnyboy: "Mister Tamborine MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
JackTweenSportVW: (and promises never to do it again ;)
Warp: I also have Denny Mclain on the Hammond orgon
Principalpoop: i heard an elevator version of love child in the grocery store
Warp: forgive my speeling
JackTweenSportVW: Velcome to the cat skills
Principalpoop: noo, mister Bo Jangles
Warp: the organ had lots of cocaine in it
JackTweenSportVW: Edie and Robur Goumet sing for u
Bunnyboy: And Andy Griffith did HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN, as a 6/8 country waltz.
llanwydd: you want to hear something shocking: David Palmer's "Symphonic Music of Yes"
cease: i heard andy griffith do some excellent blues
Principalpoop: there is, a house, in new orleans, loool
llanwydd: it actually has "Close to the Edge" in prefab form
JackTweenSportVW: I have that, LL
Dexter Fong: ;
Bunnyboy: In A FACE IN THE CROWD, yes.
Warp: as long as he had his Post toasties.....
H. Stones: Rick Wakemans was bad enough llan !
llanwydd: you expect to hear "attention shoppers" right in the middle of it
cease: excellent flick, bun
JackTweenSportVW: Crossed Hopi & Navajo reservations listening to it
Principalpoop: there is one in every crowd, according to eric
Bunnyboy: Ritz. Good cracker. GOOD...cracker!
Principalpoop: what did you both eat stones?
JackTweenSportVW: lol Stones
H. Stones: with people like that, twos a crowd Poop
Bunnyboy: I understand Wakeman's doing standup, these days.
cease: bretton is better
Warp: I just pass em...
JackTweenSportVW: What, you only have 5 wives Stones?
Bunnyboy: No joke.
Warp: And I bet at 70 the stones has done so
H. Stones: yes hes in our town this month Bunny
Principalpoop: they never come to roanoke
JackTweenSportVW: Wakeman would have some stories to tell
überRegenbogen: five stoned wives?
llanwydd: "Wondrous Stories" is particularly "dentist's office"
H. Stones: he features ina a TV program called Grumpy Old Men over here and its become a hit
Warp: Be well all... gonna pass out now
llanwydd: you expect to hear it interrupted by "Bill please call the courtesy desk"
JackTweenSportVW: Each to his own :)
Bunnyboy: nite Warp
Principalpoop: olleh praw
JackTweenSportVW: Saw Moraz with Yes 3 times
JackTweenSportVW: Not the same people
cease: off you go, warp
Dexter Fong: Night Warp
llanwydd: never got to see moraz but saw wakeman twice
Principalpoop: say hi to saran, oops that is wrap not warp
H. Stones: i saw them once on stage Tween but it was more of a morass
llanwydd: once in the front row at madison square garden
überRegenbogen: Yes have been so many different bands
JackTweenSportVW: Never seen Yes w/Wakeman
llanwydd: Night Warp
Bunnyboy: Only saw Yes in 1984. 90125 tour.
Principalpoop: was that in the round?
überRegenbogen: i missed an opportunity to see the Union show
Bunnyboy: brb. Bunnette's in the box.
JackTweenSportVW: But YesShows is something worth having in your collection
H. Stones: he set about his organ with a large knife during the gig, everyone was hoping he would be electrocuted but sadly it continued to work
Principalpoop: ok bb
llanwydd: I also saw them in 1980 with the Buggles
JackTweenSportVW: LOL Stones
llanwydd: which was a great show except for the presence of the buggles
JackTweenSportVW: Keith decided he'd set off a firework from his arm
JackTweenSportVW: oops
H. Stones: its what they call "buggles turn" llan
JackTweenSportVW: managed to play the rest of the gig, though, from what I've heard of the story
überRegenbogen: i gather that Horn wasn't able to sing worth beans in Anderson's range
Principalpoop: what sort of rock or progressive songs can you play with several bugles?
JackTweenSportVW: John Anderson is John Anderson
Principalpoop: jon, no h
llanwydd: actually spelled Jon
H. Stones: Roland Kirk is the man to ask, Poop
JackTweenSportVW: Jon
Principalpoop: the H goes in Jesus H. Christ
cease: i used to have a doulbe album by him that was only recorded on 3 sides
JackTweenSportVW: Pardonnez, moi!
überRegenbogen: but i do like most of the Buggles' stuff
JackTweenSportVW: John Anderson is a Country artist
H. Stones: i didnt know that Jesus released any double albums, Cease
Principalpoop: that is a capital punishment, Capital records owns the name
JackTweenSportVW: Do not confuse the two lol
cease: i thought he was a presidential candidate
llanwydd: I never liked the buggles. simply because they joined Yes after I had paid to see anderson and wakeman
cease: rr kirk's the case of the 3 sided dream
Principalpoop: ahh, i remember him, no, i don't
JackTweenSportVW: lol cease
H. Stones: Kirk was one of my earlieast musical heros
||||||||| Outside, the 10:12 PM uptown bus from Connecticut pulls away, leaving Elayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
JackTweenSportVW: No that's Run Pole
H. Stones: hi Elayne
Principalpoop: Hi E
Elayne: Evenin' all! Sorry I'm late, I forgot it was Thursday (I hate being unemployed)...
JackTweenSportVW: Hey E :)
cease: hi el
llanwydd: Hi Elayne!
cease: hpoefully that wont last, el
llanwydd: I nearly wasted my vote on him
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
llanwydd: instead I wasted my vote on reagan.
llanwydd: I
Elayne: Heya Unca Dex! Got an interview tomorrow by where I used to work, but I don't know what time yet or I'd suggest us getting together.
llanwydd: I'm older and wiser now
JackTweenSportVW: They allow you to vote in New England?
Principalpoop: find a pron site with live cams that have the day.time at the top E
Elayne: I think it's getting closer, Cat, but it's so hard to tell.
Dexter Fong: E: Call me if it works out
JackTweenSportVW: Nouse to me...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:14 PM and Woody 1 steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
JackTweenSportVW: Hi Woody
Dexter Fong: Helloooo Woodrow
llanwydd: Hey Woody
Principalpoop: hey hey hey heeee hey
Woody 1: Hoya hoya hoya
Elayne: Hiya Woody!
Principalpoop: go ho ya yourself
Woody 1: How's everybody?
cease: hi woody
JackTweenSportVW: Hoy Hoy
Principalpoop: compared to what?
Elayne: Will do, Dex, I'm pretty sure your work number is programmed in my cell...
cease: i enjoyed your comic con comments, el
JackTweenSportVW: lol E
Principalpoop: funny you should say that
llanwydd: well, everybody is a lot of people
Woody 1: Which album are my words from? It escapes me.
Elayne: Thanks muchly, Cat. On my blog or on Comicmix? The ComicMix one was tough to write but I needed to do it.
Merlyn: hey, just darkening my name
Principalpoop: bravo M
Woody 1: Oh. Don't Crush That dwarf. Courtroom scene
Dexter Fong: Merlyn turns to the dark side
Woody 1: I think.
cease: the blog, el
Elayne: Cat, you should read the one at ComicMix that went up yesterday, it's not a pictorial but it's a better write-up. All emotional and icky and such. :)
cease: i'll do so, el
Elayne: And Firesign got a mention in the comments section of Johnny O's column today. And it wasn't even from me. Although lots of ComicMix'ers are Firesign aficionados.
cease: the more the better, el
Merlyn: Hoo boy! A guy in Indiana try for the Republican nomination for the 2nd district, thought appearing at a celebration to honor Hitler's birthday was a good idea!? http://nwitimes.com/articles/2008/04/23/news/top_news/docf6a35b9d5a72e89d8625743300832e52.txt
JackTweenSportVW: Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the Fires
Dexter Fong: Just ask yourself "What would Himmler do?"
H. Stones: Hey Merlyn, tell them to keep digging !
JackTweenSportVW: Himmler was ambidextrous
H. Stones: impossible tween, he only had one
Principalpoop: i am enthralled ah, clem
Dexter Fong: He could Heil with either arm
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Warp - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: Stones, I think that was Napoleon who had one arm
Woody 1: All wonderul universal teachings at that conference. WOW! I wouldn;t want to be there.
H. Stones: it wasnt arms i was thinking of Merlyn
Merlyn: Hey E, here's a really neat blog: http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/
JackTweenSportVW: There can be onry won...
cease: one in this universe, meryl
JackTweenSportVW: A flesh wound...
Dexter Fong: You've been listening to Ah, clem - The Myth Buster
Woody 1: I like Seinfelds idea of the relaxed Heil among officers.
Principalpoop: rumor control
JackTweenSportVW: What did you think I said?
ah,clem: hope I did not bore anyone with that
ah,clem :)
H. Stones: Hi Clem
Principalpoop: it was cool, super cool
JackTweenSportVW: Listen closer, MM club...
||||||||| 10:22 PM: Bambi jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
cease: ah, my fave firesign disc
JackTweenSportVW: never, clem
Elayne: It's cute, Cat, I might make it a Silly Site.
Principalpoop: hi bambi
Elayne: Hi Bambi!
Bambi: Good Evening Dear Friends!
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
JackTweenSportVW: Don't shoot!!
H. Stones: Hi there Bambi
llanwydd: you didn't bore me, clem. I didn't hear anything
ah,clem: glad I cued something ya like, Cat. :)
cease: hi bambi
llanwydd: Hey Bambi!
Woody 1: Bambi. What an evening now.
Principalpoop: you need to join the 23rd century llan
Bambi: Hey great to see you all!
Principalpoop: oops, let me get the rollers out of my hair
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a toasted almond to unwind from a long drive
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a toasted almond to unwind from a long drive.
Bambi: lol princep
llanwydd: how do you pour an almond?
Woody 1: Again. Frazier. Roz just put on her blond wig for F. Kenny screws things up by showing up.
JackTweenSportVW: (clem has the face of a resturant manager lol)
llanwydd: I'm surprised I've never asked that question before
Bambi: toasted
JackTweenSportVW: you like?
Principalpoop: well, just 3 rollers now, male pattern baldness has taken it toll
Bambi: lol
H. Stones: someone lend Poop a hair net
ah,clem: bozo pattern?
Woody 1: I'm sorry I always seem to be out of the conversations or is that an assumption?
Principalpoop: inflate your shoes
Bambi: kahlua, amaretta or frangelica and cream or half'n'half over ice
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give Principalpoop a Hair Shirt
||||||||| Catherwood brings principalpoop a hair shirt.
H. Stones: your not alone Woody
ah,clem: did someone say something?
Principalpoop: i prefer that hair side in please
JackTweenSportVW: Don't get me wrong, cease
llanwydd: yeah bozo makes a fashion statement out of him male pattern baldness, doesn't he?
Elayne: Ah, some hair of the dog that bit yeh, eh?
llanwydd: his
Principalpoop: that is a bozo nono
Bambi: I think we all take our turns at that, eh Stones?
JackTweenSportVW: There's nobody I'd rather take to a resturant :)
llanwydd: or he must have a very cruel barber
H. Stones: a real demon i hear lan
Dexter Fong: Like Floyyd
Bambi smiles
llanwydd: LOL stones
Principalpoop: floyd was a pink
H. Stones: fancy a piece of hair pie, llan ?
Principalpoop: which one is pink?
Woody 1: Ah> Gin. Yes. That's my poison. Whoops. Too personal. Sorry. Anyone have an olive stuffed with anchovies?
JackTweenSportVW: My idea of dinner is really interesting additions to boxed suppers lol
JackTweenSportVW: Which won?
Dexter Fong: Harold Floyyd was an out and out Commie
Principalpoop: try the baby onions
JackTweenSportVW: and for dessert, the Spring Suprise
Woody 1: Johnny Carson once mentioned a good dinner is martini with 3 olives.
H. Stones: stop calling me onions, Poop
Dexter Fong: Boiiiing!!!
cease: a book i read recently said the need to conceal the hideous taste of bathtub gin led to a craze for cocktails during prohibiton
ah,clem: ouch!
Merlyn: Harold Ffloyd the barber?
Merlyn: or Harold Ffloyd the Barbarian?
Principalpoop: exactly cat
cease: or maybe that was pro-inhibition
JackTweenSportVW: Pro-inibition?
JackTweenSportVW: cease beat me to it lol
llanwydd: I'm not a big drinker anyway
Dexter Fong: Merl: Is the Barbarian wrestling again?
Merlyn: llan is only 4 feet tall
H. Stones: its not how big llan its how many !
llanwydd: sometimes I have some of my homemade wine on thursday nights but I'm skipping it this week
JackTweenSportVW: $4/gal
Principalpoop: the government got smart, instead of making a law that can be repealed, the criminalization of pot is an internal agency decision...
JackTweenSportVW: yes you are
Woody 1: Onions are a "Bond" thing.
Elayne: Gah, something's been bothering my shoulder all day. Just got so bad it hurts to sit. Going to lie down and let the ibuprofen work. Next week, all.
Principalpoop: good luck E, courage
cease: gt better, el
||||||||| Elayne leaves at 10:31 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Merlyn: cya E
Dexter Fong: Bondage and Onions, our special entree for the disciplined dinner
H. Stones: take care Elayne, have a good week
llanwydd: get better elayne
||||||||| Bubba's Brain waltzes in at 10:31 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: wb bb
Dexter Fong: Night Elayne
ah,clem: g/n E!
JackTweenSportVW: You can't stop the drug war unless you decriminialize drugs
Bubba's Brain: Hey again, all.
llanwydd: Hey bub
Dexter Fong: WB Bubba
JackTweenSportVW: Gov of NM
JackTweenSportVW: Police Chief of Seattle
Bambi: ok, back again
JackTweenSportVW: Ron Paul
Bambi: see ya next time E!
cease: chief seattle had police?
llanwydd: ever notice when the U.S. outlaws something, the rest of the world does the same
H. Stones: Tween, the drug war was lost many thousands of years ago !
Principalpoop: pause the tap ah, clem, i need to change the batteries in my headphones,
cease: not a coincidence, llan. though that's changing
llanwydd: that's what happened with drugs
Bambi: well, they didn't tell the USA or the EU
Woody 1: I have a joke...
Bambi: shoot Woody
cease: i just finished sorrows of empire. i think the us empire has a lot more sorrow ahead than elation
H. Stones: dont shoot till we have heard the joke Bambi
Woody 1: Oh. I shoudn't have mentioned that it's a joke. Crap.
Dexter Fong: llan: Wow..We loutlaw illegal aliens that all their countries do it and they all become people without a country and are forced to sail the sevenseas forever
ah,clem: lol
H. Stones: now shoot him Bambi
cease: though the us will create far more sorrow abroad than it'll ever feel at home
JackTweenSportVW: ROFL
Bambi: I think many of us in the US have been aware of that for some time.... *sigh*
JackTweenSportVW: The Empire of Debt
llanwydd: I'm not utterly pessimistic as that, cat
Bambi: LOL Stones
Woody 1: A skeleton was found under the bridge... no one could identify it..been dead a long time...and
Bambi: BANG!
llanwydd: just don't vote for mccain if you want to stop the war
cease: just watched Tim Robbin's Embedded yesterday
ah,clem: the seeds you sow come back
Principalpoop: damn, now I will never hear the end of the joke
JackTweenSportVW: (reading material) - No empire in history has taken debt as tribute
H. Stones: you only winged him Bambi, try again before he fires another joke
cease: like the firesign, the us willl always have great artists calling attention to its problems. not that it always does much good
ah,clem: "a horse came into a bar..."
Bambi: BANG!
JackTweenSportVW: You think this is Warner Brothers Theater?
Woody 1: finally the coroner checked the corpse out, found a medallion in the chest cavity, but had been long worn...
H. Stones: why the long face clem ?
llanwydd: mccain is out of the question for anyone who wants to stop the war and lower the price of gas
JackTweenSportVW: lol
Woody 1: Coroner did a DNA test with bone marrow....
llanwydd: so who is the better democratic candidate, do you think?
Principalpoop: mccain is old, wait and see who he picks for VP first
ah,clem: "choke a smurf? what happened to the chicken" "Walter"
cease: dan quale?
llanwydd: both of them want to stop the war but who has a better idea for lowering gas prices?
Woody 1: Found out this person was the 1951-55 Hide and seek champion.
Bambi: is that what they're calling it now? LOL
cease: lol wood
Principalpoop: shoot him now
Merlyn: I saw McCain being interview on Larry King. He blinked his eyes to spell out T-O-R-T-U-R-E
Bambi: BANG!!!!
H. Stones: best way to lower gas prices is to stop poking the Middle East i think
Dexter Fong: Woody: I can hear a Bob and Ray scene coming out of that
llanwydd: I've been looking at their websites to see who has the better ideas and I think it's hilary
überRegenbogen: lol
JackTweenSportVW: poking
Bambi: Best way to lower gas prices is to use our own oil.
H. Stones: after i heard the nonesense she spouted over Iran llan, i fear i must disagree, i think shes run out of meds
JackTweenSportVW: We have abrhams tanks that can shoot nukes
Bambi: AND work to lower dependence entirely
JackTweenSportVW: This is not funny
cease: who eats that much fried food?
Principalpoop: the oil companies can read the writing on the wall, they need to get all they can before their boy heads back to midland
Woody 1: I am SCARED about this election. Everything's wrong in the so called social sense, not adopting sentiments one way or the other.
llanwydd: I don't even care if she is out of her mind as long as her administration is competent
JackTweenSportVW: "Cat's Crusteacean Ranch" - I can see it now....
Dexter Fong: Woody: Shoulda been scared when Bush first ran
cease: yeah, nixon ended up doing a lot of good for th environment and he was totally insane
llanwydd: the president never has the last word
Bambi: well, they have some of the worst bi-polar candidates in many years LOL
Dexter Fong: does too
Woody 1: but things are a little shaky at this time in our US lives already. 2012 is supposed to be the end. You're exactly right...
llanwydd: well, nixon was a scoundrel. no question
JackTweenSportVW: Hey, give up the Constitution. It's a 'quiant' document
Bambi: (meaning the mainstream candidates that they are trying to push off on us) ... I want them to throw them back and fish again!
cease: the "end" is a personal thing
Dexter Fong: afkfor shot of reality
ah,clem hums "a white sport coat and a pink crusteatean"
Woody 1: I'm not saying I necessarily believe that 2012 thing.
Principalpoop: 2012, i will be ahh, 7, 5, 12, carry the one, i will be older then
JackTweenSportVW: The pick of the litter this time is unbelieveably bad
JackTweenSportVW: lol clem
JackTweenSportVW: biab
Bambi: LOL Clem
llanwydd: absolutely right, tween
Bambi: most things are 'personal' things and by their nature subjective. :-)
Principalpoop: how many different kinds of toothpaste can we choose from? breakfast cereals? and only 2 major political parties? it is a scam
cease: i meant the "end of the world" bambi. the 2012 thing. doc was rififng on that last week
cease: just cuz i write plays about the maya, doesnt mean i agree with them
llanwydd: but we have to choose the democratic candidate who will do something about the price of gas
H. Stones: and nearly all the toothpase is full of fluoride, no wonder people act so dumb
Bambi: it's the coke and pepsi philosophy princep ... and it sucks...we don't all like coke or pepsi, some don't even drink soda!
Woody 1: A scam indeed. A whitewash. A friggin possible tragedy !
ah,clem: use baking soda, milled oats, and don't vote, or if you do vote, vote for "none of the above"
cease: i only drink carbonated lemonade in wine/fruit for sangria. but i'm sure i'm drinkinbg enough to rot my teeth
Principalpoop: ahh way outside the mainstream are described as kooks, because they are, well, outside the mainstream hehe
cease: i count vote for a long time, cuz i lived in countries where i couldnt. now i vote at every opportunity
llanwydd: I wish there was something else I could put in my gas tank besides gasoline
Bambi: ah, on the 'end of the world' on 2012 ... there's definitely something happening in the stars, but whether that means 'the end' or 'the beginning' or something else...I see what you mean.
Woody 1: Why can't we have a prsident like Harrison Ford from Air Force One?
Principalpoop: what happens when the mainstream runs dry, because it lies?
Bambi: but the most accurate calendar (Mayan Calendar also ends then and that's kinda weird)
ah,clem: has it improved your life, Cat?
llanwydd: that reminds me, cat. I had an extraction a few weeks ago. I worry about why it had to happen
Principalpoop: wow, i am glad I am not a mayan
cease: to quote great jim hightower book i'm reading, "Remember this. If you're not invovled in politics, others are.:"
Bambi: Love that movie! Great fiction
Woody 1: Has everyone started riding bikes?
llanwydd: to much vinegar or not enough calcium. I don't know
cease: it has indeed clem
H. Stones: Ollympic Games in London in 2012, Bambi, do you think i should move ?
llanwydd: too
Principalpoop: what even are you going to enter stones?
Principalpoop: event
Principalpoop: even
Bambi: you might consider it Stones LOL
H. Stones: i am a Gold Medal Waffler, Poop
llanwydd: one of the roots cracked and I don't know how it happened
ah,clem: LOL Stones
Woody 1: Fuel is a cruel joke, along with coffee, Milk, eggs. But mostly fuel.
Principalpoop: belgian or scarf?
cease: good one, stones
Dexter Fong: I'm going to be competing in the mixed pairs Hide and Seek even even
ah,clem: stupid belgium waffle halves?
llanwydd: what is happening with the economy? and why all of a sudden?
Bambi: Woody! You are doing away with breakfast! The most important meal of the day (that I don't eat)
Merlyn: My comment on Expelled: Looks like the producers fell for one of the classic entertainment blunders -- the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a legal fight with Disney lawyers," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never depend on 'fair use' when a Beatle copyright is on the line!"
cease: r4ead paul krugman, llan
ah,clem: (stick to the outside of your ribs)
Principalpoop: ahh, trillions of debt while we shovel cash down the pits of iraq and afghanistan llan
Woody 1: Oil, my dear Flotsom.
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: LOL Good one Merlyn!
llanwydd: krugman? not familiar. thanks. I will check him out
Dexter Fong: llan: This didn't just happen.It started with Reagan and "Supply side" bullshit, Bill Clinton reverse the trend and then Bush
Woody 1: I love breakfast. OK. You got me.
Principalpoop: don't forget the sub-prime fiasco where bad risk was sold to folks who ought to know better
cease: yes, thom hartmann details this daily on his show.
H. Stones: and dont foreget there are four people waiting for every burger
llanwydd: yes, dex. I have to say in spite of all the complaints about clinton I somehow remember eight years of prosperity
cease: writes for ny times but he's ubiquitous on the web. i had dinner with him on the air america cruise a few weeks ago
JackTweenSportVW: back
Principalpoop: iraq has lasted longer than WW2 llan
Principalpoop: wb tween
Merlyn: I don't know if it's a coincidence, but I got more BJs during the Clinton years, too
Principalpoop: and cigars were cheaper
Bambi: wish the rest of congress had more backbone (instead of thinking with their oversized wallets)
H. Stones: man cannot live by BJs alone Merlyn
JackTweenSportVW: Why I like the Libertarians: Article 1
Dexter Fong: So were blue dresses
JackTweenSportVW: Ammendment 1
cease: a titilation of the zeitgeist
||||||||| doctec tiptoes in around 10:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
JackTweenSportVW: That's it
Principalpoop: tank youuuu
H. Stones: hi doctec
JackTweenSportVW: Hey Doc
Dexter Fong: Hi doc, didn't hear you come in
doctec: --- yawn --- another ten hour day...
cease: two weeks in a row?
Merlyn: I'd like to try, Stones. Gotta try a double-blind
Principalpoop: hey doc, give me something for my cough
Merlyn: hi doc
doctec: just have enough energy to pop in for a few minutes
cease: how about a quarter
H. Stones: yes you will go blind for sure that way Merlyn
doctec: catherwood, give Principalpoop something for his cough
||||||||| Catherwood hands principalpoop something for his cough.
überRegenbogen: that's not much
JackTweenSportVW: But, it's the Virginia, P :)
cease: bettter pop than poop
Woody 1: Politics is off of my diet all of a sudden. Love to all. Peace, brotherhood, and a sane approch to our candidates. "Good Night and have pleasant tomorrow."
JackTweenSportVW: lol Stones
Merlyn: cya woody
llanwydd: I'm tiring early so I'll retire early.
H. Stones: take care Woody, have a good week
Bunnyboy: Hop
JackTweenSportVW: Bye Woody
Bunnyboy: Back
Dexter Fong: Night Woodrow
Principalpoop: night those who are departing
llanwydd: good to see you all again. be back next thursday
doctec: nite woodperson
H. Stones: be seeing you llan
Principalpoop: ahh catherwood cured my cough, he is a miracle
||||||||| Catherwood cureds Principalpoop's cough he is a miracle.
Woody 1: See you in next session.
Bunnyboy: Hiya doc!
doctec: nite llan
Merlyn: it's thursday?
Bunnyboy: bya Woody!
Principalpoop: cureds?
JackTweenSportVW: later gators, and thanks to ah,clem
||||||||| "Hey Woody 1!" ... Woody 1 turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:54 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
cease: by wood. sell trees
doctec: typical - i show up, everyone bails. must have been the garlic in the pasta ww/broccoli
cease: llan
||||||||| JackTweenSportVW leaves at 10:55 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: Night Tween
cease: had some amazing sous vide halibut last night, doc
H. Stones: goes to make tea, brb
überRegenbogen: well, you told him to cured your cough
cease: tween too?
Merlyn: the butler looks for xxx my blah blah and changes it to c'wood xxxs name's blah blah
doctec: sounds like a culinary tour de force cease
Principalpoop: he is a wiz, a chief of a wiz he is he is
cease: it was at gastropod, one of the city's best new places. the chef is younger than my clohtes
Merlyn: catherwood, nonsenseword my blah blah
||||||||| Catherwood nonsensewords Merlyn's blah blah.
doctec: he who is a wiz, takes a wiz
Bunnyboy: You're honor, Catherwood said BLAH BLAH BLAH!
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Bunnyboy
cease: took actual prints and will hope they work better than vid captures
Principalpoop: catherwood, fixe my wagon
||||||||| Catherwood fixes Principalpoop's wagon.
cease: ah clem gave som ehistory of the wiz bergman earlier from an old firezine
Merlyn: catherwood, say "BLAH BLAH BLAH"
||||||||| Catherwood says ""blah blah blah""
Bunnyboy: I said nothing, Catherwood hears nothing.
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Bunnyboy and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Bunnyboy!"
überRegenbogen: catherwood vorp the queen
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past überRegenbogen
Bambi: Catherwood, please tell the doctor to choose
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bambi and queries "Did you need me?"
Merlyn: catherwood, fix PP's wagon
||||||||| Catherwood gets pp's wagon.
doctec: cease we are rapidly approaching the age when many people are younger than our clothes
Bunnyboy: Catherwood walks over to Bunnyboy and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Bunnyboy!"
||||||||| Catherwood walkss over to bunnyboy and mumbles "stop typing gibberish bunnyboy".
doctec: catherwood give catherwood a mirror image of himself
||||||||| Catherwood gets a mirror image of himself.
Principalpoop: yes, i have shoes older than most
H. Stones: and certainly much younger than our jokes Doc
doctec: catherwood give himself a circular reference
||||||||| Catherwood gives himself a circular reference.
überRegenbogen: catherwood catherwood catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to überRegenbogen and says "How may I be of service?"
doctec: so true stones
Bunnyboy: catherwood give catherwood the clap
||||||||| Catherwood gives the clap.
H. Stones: but chin up Doc, the old ones are still the best
Dexter Fong: Gatherwood go stand in the corner with Prinicpal poop
doctec: catherwood give himself a pat on the back
||||||||| Catherwood gets himself a pat on the back.
überRegenbogen: catherwood circle my reverence
||||||||| Catherwood circles überRegenbogen's reverence.
Principalpoop: haha fong
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood go stanfd in the corner with everyone else
||||||||| Catherwood goes stanfd in the corner with everyone else.
überRegenbogen: circular reverence? hmmm
cease: you all know the meaning of "inshallah?"
Dexter Fong: ha ha poop
überRegenbogen: that has possibilities
doctec: catherwood make himself a vodka tonic
||||||||| Catherwood hands himself a vodka tonic.
Principalpoop: why did you mean by that?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: the thing that ticks me off is that the government is faithless with the money for social security and then they go around talking about how it's the baby boomers' fault that there won't be enough money in social security ... get real. stop trying to make the young people blame the older ones. it's the government's fault that there's not going to be enough money. promisory notes against deficits will not pay the bills. ever.
Dexter Fong: Yes Cat
überRegenbogen: catherwood, where are my cues?
||||||||| Catherwood ares überRegenbogen's cues.
cease: i first heard it when i was on a pakistan lfight from tokyo to europe. and before every city we arrived in, they said, "we'll arrive in baghdad at 11am inhshallah"
Principalpoop: she was on clintons cabinet right?
Principalpoop: tanya ishallah?
cease: what just happened with doctoir memory is the same thing
cease: do you remember the future? well forget it.
cease: that's what inshallah means
Dexter Fong: Cat: =))))
überRegenbogen puts his thumb on his place in the script and goes to find some food
Bunnyboy: I was appalled to discover that the USA Patriot Act is comprised of 2 hackneyed acronyms.
doctec: forget the future? man i can't even remember the present!
überRegenbogen: an act to deal with those pesky patriots
Principalpoop: don't forget the future
Bunnyboy: The TITLE, that is. Pbblblbltltltltl!
Dexter Fong: YOu mean you don't remember that beutiful light gren sweater I bought you for your birthday Doc?
überRegenbogen: it is always a simple matter to drag people along whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country. --Reich Marshall Hermann Goering
doctec: dex: i remember the sweater, i just can't remember the birthday tho
Bunnyboy: The USA PATRIOT Act, commonly known as the "Patriot" Act, is an Act of Congress that United States President George W. Bush signed into law on October 26, 2001. The backronym stands for " Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001" (Public Law Pub.L. 107-56).
H. Stones: too true
Bunnyboy: Let's dress up that horseshit!
doctec: sheeple
Principalpoop: a lot of nerve to write that while north korea is giving nuclear weapons to syria and iran bunnyboy
Principalpoop: can't you hear the drumbeat?
Bambi: depressing as "Homeland Security" ... if that's not an Orwellian name if I ever heard one.
cease: art blakey, where are you now?
H. Stones: i can smell horse shit though, Poop
Principalpoop: yes, they do have a sense of humor
Dexter Fong: Cat: Huh?
cease: didnt he playu drums? i forget
cease: at least i rememinded the case of the 3 sided dream
Dexter Fong: Oh..Yes Cat he did
cease: the jazz messengers. i have some of their music somewhere
ah,clem: horse hockey
cease: i was into jazz long ago
Principalpoop: the british will not help us invade syria or iran stones?
H. Stones: hoepfully not Poop
Principalpoop: UK has a big military industry too, i bet yes
Dexter Fong: Poop: Let's make a deal,,We'll help the Brits invade the Falklands again if they help us
H. Stones: i think its our second biggest industry Poop
Bunnyboy: Boy, it sure is nice to run a country into the ground, like a sports franchise.
Principalpoop: money talks
Bunnyboy: What's George gonna fuck up next?
Bambi: I hope we live through the next few months before we can get beyond this and move on to mop up the mess....
Principalpoop: right bunnyboy, george keeps his pattern, but he was not impeached, he will get with an honorable discharge again too
doctec: i hope we get someone in office who actually can mop up the mess
Dexter Fong: Bunny" George Bush is the Jim Dolan (Own MSG and the Knicks) of the nation
H. Stones: a good start Doc would be somone who didnt just make even more mess
Principalpoop: there is too much money, even somebody like duke cunningham was corrupted
Bambi: impeaching doesn't work unless congress has enough backbone to make it happen....think about it.
doctec: interestingly, the economy has taken a dive near the end of both bush adminstrations (h.w. and son) ... it's the economy stupid!
Principalpoop: yes bambi
cease: lol poop
doctec: stones: or worse, does nothing about the mess at all
Bambi: yes, very true
cease: you dont need krugman to tell you why, doc
Dexter Fong: Doc: There was an old dictum "Elect a republican and you get a recession, elect a democrat and you get a war" George the masterful centrist has given us both
Principalpoop: conyers has some interesting pokers in the fire
doctec: welcome to the twilight of western civilization
doctec: good point dex - the worst of both worlds!
cease: this reminds me of Hearts and Minds which i jsut saw
Dexter Fong: Thank god..I'm tired of Hollywood
Principalpoop: i trust science, or we are history anyway
H. Stones: if George is a Cenrist then i am Leon Trotsky
doctec: usa - we screw you over so you don't have to!
H. Stones: lol
Dexter Fong: Dah Tovarich STONES
Bunnyboy: "And if you vote for my opponent, the only CHANGE you'll see is the CHANGE in your pocket! (Shakes wallet)" - George H. W. Bush, on the stump in 1992.
doctec: autocrat in centrist clothing
H. Stones: Speciva Fong
Bunnyboy: That was a funny speech.
cease: even if a democrat, how much will the powers that now control the us gov allow the democrat to change?
Dexter Fong: Speciva Fong, Diva of Bulgarian Funeral SONGS
cease: no fdr will happen now
cease: until dictated by climactic calamity
doctec: oh hey apropos nothing in particular - cool link about the 'amen break' : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SaFTm2bcac
Merlyn: hey, see ya next week people
Principalpoop: night M
cease: by merly
Dexter Fong: YOu bet Meryn and thanks
Bunnyboy: nite Merlyn!
Principalpoop: i watched that before doc, that is fascinating
doctec: a 20 minute dissertation on the most influential six second drum loop in popular music
doctec: nite merl
Principalpoop: what is up with virgin and net neutrality in UK stones?
doctec: pp: yeah it's a must-listen video
Merlyn: Hey doc, (or anyone else) I posted this in a previous log, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pS5xzOWbwo
||||||||| At 11:16 PM, Merlyn scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Principalpoop: that was just bizarre M lol
Bunnyboy: Gonna hunker down soon for the new LOST ep.
H. Stones: Branson has his head so far up his ass he can see out of his nostrils
cease: oo, its in japanese
Principalpoop: i saw one of those episodes, the plot is what they are searching for
Bunnyboy: Virgin is launching a line of comics...and Stan Lee is one of their creative honchos!
Bunnyboy: Of course, so is Hugh Jackman, and Duran Duran. Huh?
H. Stones: you have to remember that Virgin owns nothing because everything is rented
Principalpoop: i had forgotten that
Principalpoop: what was 1 is 3....
H. Stones: and all three are rented, yes
Bambi: it's a shame that those who make the decisions that have cost this country so much couldn't be sued to pay back the deficit personally.
cease: branson rents himself
H. Stones: strange but true, cease
Bambi: they've turned our country into a sue happy country,...reap the reward.
Bunnyboy rents his garment
Bunnyboy: Hey, STELLA!
H. Stones: he started by fondling Student Union funds, used them to start as a slum landlord and the rest is history
cease: better rent than rend
Principalpoop: you gave me mental suffering with that observation bambi, you will hear from my lawyer
Bambi: lol
cease: hows lili, doc?
Bunnyboy: Your lawyer hurt my ears. I'll sue!
Principalpoop: He who sues last, sues best
Bunnyboy: The Judge: He said BLAH blah blah?!?
Dexter Fong: I'm suing all of you for bringing gratuiyous suits
Dexter Fong: gratuitous
H. Stones: hums Sweet Sue
Principalpoop: class action suit against fong
Dexter Fong: Poop: You can't handle my class
Principalpoop: class? class? CLASS!
Principalpoop: oops wrong comedians
Bunnyboy: SHUT UP!
Dexter Fong: Abbbbooottt!!!
cease: better than wrong condoms
Bunnyboy: Y'know, it's corny as hell, but I like NICE DREAMS.
Dexter Fong: There are no small condoms, only small men
cease: what is that, bun?
Bunnyboy: If nothing else, for the participation of the Groundlings, including Mr. Reubens.
Principalpoop: what did Steve Martin say?
cease: cheeddh cand chong flick?
Principalpoop: sleep well
Bunnyboy: Yeth.
Bunnyboy: With cameo by Dr. Timothy Leary.
doctec: sorry, was captivated by that vid link of merl's. lili's hanging in there, she hasn't had a drink in 11 days
Bunnyboy: And Stacy Keach as a lizard.
cease: i mjst have seen it
Dexter Fong: It's a cameo with a profile of Tim leary on it
Principalpoop: nooo, he's outside, looking in
Bunnyboy: Open the cameo, there's ANOTHER cameo, and then another, and then another, and then another...
Dexter Fong: That's the Cameo Royale
Principalpoop: and we'll all have fun til daddy comes and takes the cameo away
doctec: and as much as i would like to, i've kept myself to one drink (last night at pool league) in that same period
Dexter Fong: Your a good guy doc =)
Principalpoop: breast or back stroke?
cease: is lili ok with that, doc?
doctec: dex: well i figure i don't need the extra calories - and if i don't drink, lili is less tempted to also
Dexter Fong: Sycronized dog paddle poop
Bunnyboy: Booze is fun, but I've been about 4 1/2 years away from it.
cease: indeed, doc
Dexter Fong: Doc: What I meant =)
Principalpoop: booze is ok, but candy is dandy
doctec: she needs to stay away from alcohol until she gets her reconstructive surgery
Bambi: I get most of my drinks from Cather wood
Dexter Fong: Ecstacy rules!!
Dexter Fong: or Anything you wantee
cease: we all need sustenance. it differs with individuals
Principalpoop: one organism one vote
doctec: re is lili ok: well, she's a bit cranky about it but she knows the v.a. won't let her get her last round of reconstructive surgery otherwise
doctec: her shrink has seen to that
Bunnyboy: And I sure don't miss hangovers.
cease: makes sense, doc
doctec: so we're sucking it up and dealing with it
cease: you feel strong, bun?
Bunnyboy: Or NOT sucking it up, as the case may be...
Principalpoop: that first week is the hardest, the habit aspect, now just keeping the will
doctec: bb: exactly! (lol)
Dexter Fong: Yeah Bunny
Bunnyboy: (sings) I feel good! Ow!
doctec: we suck it up by not sucking it down
Dexter Fong: Sound like a suckingless household , BOb
ah,clem: that is a James Brown line
doctec: pp: well getting the surgery is priority one for lili right now, so we have a strong motivator
cease: i see a future in mocktails
doctec: and i want to lose a few pounds, i figure without the drink or two every night then that's a start
Dexter Fong: I mock the future in my tails
doctec: mocktails are what we drink now - vodka-less tonic & lime
cease: when my cousin made his famous drink for us, f got the one with booze. they were equally exelelnt
cease: sangria shouldnt be impossible to construct, and even better
Principalpoop: still habits are habits, they become habitual
doctec: better living through chemistry!
cease: or they would be called something else
cease: my uncle was trying to create new frut in cal in the 30s
Principalpoop: butter is called beurre in french, go figure
cease: i have a lifetime of experience with oddly combined fruit
Bunnyboy: All this drink talk makes my mouth action for water. Let's Eat!
doctec: pp:yes, and the fact of the matter is that once lili gets her surgery we'll probably get back in the habit - but i will be pushing her to keep consumption to a reasonable level and the only way to do that is for me to drink little or nothing around her
cease: youre liucky you dont live here, poop
doctec: one drink every other day at most
cease: yu have to turn the products around to read them.
cease: he side facing you is usualy in french
doctec: ok, i'm starting to fade here ...
Principalpoop: even on the west coast of canada? i did not know that, wow
cease: you are both sensible people, doc
H. Stones: OK guys i must call it a day once again, its very late here
Bunnyboy: No, really, I'm hungry. Off I go. Cheers, all around!
Bunnyboy: Nite Hemmie!
H. Stones: i hope you all have a good week
cease: ok stones
Principalpoop: i give you applause doc and lili, bravo
cease: by bun
Dexter Fong: Night Stones give Honey my best please
doctec: i'm getting sleepy...
Principalpoop: get well stones, honey too, good luck
doctec: thanks pp
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
H. Stones: will do, Dexter thanks
H. Stones: stay safe one and all
doctec: nite stones & ditto re giving honey regards
H. Stones: nighty night
Principalpoop: you got small, smoking pot is ok i guess
doctec: both of me are sensible people
Principalpoop: ahh martin used to say Excuuuuuuuse Meeeeeeeeee
doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......)
||||||||| Bunnyboy departs at 11:37 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: Right you are
Principalpoop: insert that above with the other famous short quotes
||||||||| doctec rushes off, saying "11:37 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
H. Stones: (walks off into the sunrise smoking small medicinal spliff)
Dexter Fong: Night Doc and best to lili
cease: by doc
cease: enjoy the medicine, stones
||||||||| Around 11:38 PM, H. Stones walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| "11:38 PM? 11:38 PM!!" says Catherwood, "H. Stones should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as H. Stones enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Principalpoop: wb stones
Principalpoop: forgot your lighter?
Dexter Fong: WB Stones you walked into the sunset and sunrise simultaneously
Dexter Fong: Which means you stay right here
Principalpoop: wait, i know that one, he must be at the north pole lol
cease: sounds like broadway msuical taken wrong turn
Principalpoop: just 43 blocks from broadway
Dexter Fong: Poop: That5 would put you into the river, either the hudson or the east river
Principalpoop: oops, how many blocks was it?
Dexter Fong: 43 seconds from broadway?
Principalpoop: huh?
Principalpoop: seconds, what was I thinking of?
Dexter Fong: The name of a play
Principalpoop: i heard the song somewhere
Dexter Fong: Takes place in a coffee shop just off Broadway
Principalpoop: jimmy cagney maybe?
Dexter Fong: CaGNEY & lACEY PROLLY
ah,clem: wonderful parody headed your way, :)
ah,clem: "page 3"
Dexter Fong: Jimmy Clicker, Clem?
ah,clem: yup
Principalpoop: hollywood politcal file
ah,clem: grew up listening to Paul Harvery every night, so makes for a fun peice
Principalpoop: sure
ah,clem: Harvey
Dexter Fong: quick afk for refill
Principalpoop: commercials weaved right into the strange new stories
Principalpoop: and the rest of the story
ah,clem: yes, he kept it going with that
ah,clem: but has an awesome radio style, and FST nailed it
cease: i used to listen to paul harveys the rest of the story on fen when i lived in japan in the 70s
Principalpoop: like johnny carson, the joke was not important, just his voice
cease: carson wanted to be benny's son and succeeded
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H. Stones - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: same with some of the firesign voices, the girl saying what? lol
cease: i loved listenbing to benny on the radio in the ealry 50s endlessly drinving aorund norhthamwerica
Principalpoop: benny was fantastic too, i simply did not see him as much as johnny
Principalpoop: the timing, the facial expressions, wow
ah,clem: hard to see the radio personalities
überRegenbogen sips some chardonnay
cease: yes johnhy was visual. the carson show was not radio
Principalpoop: wb uber
Dexter Fong: back
cease: he did the bob hoope golf swing for example
cease: you like chard, regan?
überRegenbogen: ty
Principalpoop: and the little japanese bow to ed mcmann
Principalpoop: apparently ed was really loaded sometimes
überRegenbogen: i like most white wines
Principalpoop: not just joking about it lol
cease: yes, i'm preferential to whites. but i go with what the somelier reccomends. usually they're right
Principalpoop: i have no palate, good wine is wasted on me
Dexter Fong: I prefer a saucy mulatto
cease: i eat mostly seafood/fish so reds aren't a big component of my meals
Principalpoop: wb fong
cease: so doess everybody else, dex
Dexter Fong: Or a bold half-breed
überRegenbogen: this is actually rather tart. but acceptable
cease: yes poop,. my fave line about wine is from Northern Expposure
Dexter Fong: A multi-cultural tart is also good
cease: a woman came to visit the dj bringing wine, and he looked at it and said, "oh, a red."
Principalpoop: should I laugh now?
Dexter Fong: BANG!!
überRegenbogen: a bottle of red(s) a bottle of white(s)
Principalpoop: sure, maybe a bottle of rose instead
Dexter Fong: Welcome to My Itralian Restaurant
cease: the tuna in red wine, with red wine i had at cioppinos recently was the best thing ever done to tuna that i've tasted. so each grape has its place
überRegenbogen: oooh
cease: have you eaten at any of whats his name, bertoli? the famous italiian restarautner i pormied to tak elelayen to . botali?
Principalpoop: you would have to be careful about choosing that red wine
cease: the wine and the food properly paired, is what they both would have wanted to be done
überRegenbogen makes a mental note to have a glass of port with a tuna sandwich sometime
cease: yes, the chef not only cooked, but gave me the exact wines he wanted served with them. i felt like Nero
Dexter Fong: Fresh in season local prduce, artisinal meats and fishes and fowls, and a good butcher
cease: maybe not, regen
cease: although i had some port in portugal which any tuna would die happy to be eaten with
ah,clem: have had bertoli pasta, but sure that is not the same thing
überRegenbogen: no reason that it should be a bad experience :)
Principalpoop: yes, ah, clem, is there is some frozen food bertolli or bernolli in bags
Principalpoop: not bad, too expensive
cease: clem baroli? a grewt spahgheti choice
ah,clem: got it on sale, so not bad
Dexter Fong: Try the Bernoulli effective diners...they'll fly right off you palte, Mom!
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
ah,clem: took longer to cook than the avg pasta
cease: keep the brownian motion sauce from soaking you
überRegenbogen has a bernoulli disk with red sauce
cease: and not your palate
Dexter Fong: Cooking by Chaos Theory and Practice
Principalpoop: i add more shrimp when i get the shrimp, garlic shrimp hing
Principalpoop: thing
cease: have you m,et hawking? he looks like a guy whose gotten a little too close to a black hole
Dexter Fong dons his white sportcoat with the blue shrimp trimming
cease: he loks like a giant shrimp. only smarter. maybe
Dexter Fong: He is a shrimp...that's why he uses that computer to speak with
cease: unearned dollars shall give us a fine meal or more in nyc at some point, dex. inshallah
Dexter Fong: Bismallah
Principalpoop: ahh, it was donna inshallah
cease: if it were not for unearned dollars, the beads would have been rejecected and manhattan would still be,...well, you know
Dexter Fong: Donna inshallah me you heathen devil
cease: and her two husbands
Principalpoop: look for, the heathen label...
Dexter Fong: An itersting twist in modern day Muslem
cease: i vaguely remember than, poop. only memory Of memory
Dexter Fong: Maybe there really Mormons
cease: unions kinda existed before my lifetime and i'm 57
Principalpoop: it worked, i think that is why the corporations had to move the factories out of the usa
Dexter Fong: Hmmm> Union: We want a fair shake...Management: You got it..meet us in Mexico or India
Principalpoop: the workers in the other countries will wise up too, the corporations will run out of places to go
Principalpoop: not in my lifetime, but eventually
Dexter Fong: Workers of mars unite...you have nothing to lose but your oxygen
Principalpoop: yes sir
cease: my fathers manhy decades as a capitalist has given him tiny sums in retirement. my mohthers union, though she was only a speach theaprist for 20 years, is enough to pay their bills.
cease: they hated unions but the one union they had to join now pays their bills
Principalpoop: what did I read about some junk in moon dust that is worth enough to excavate and send to the earth and make a profit?
Dexter Fong: Bumstead!!! Your productivity is down 25 percent...YOu're going to have to stop breathing 2 hours a day
Principalpoop: exactly cat
Principalpoop: countries and coporations know precisely that grouping together gives power and security
Principalpoop: they must stop unions, any way they can
Dexter Fong: Poop: And that's why they do their best to kill unions
cease: we'd all like to have a breast now, in 1972
Principalpoop: yes sir
Principalpoop: i would vote for papoon
cease: a year that was for me the best of times, the worst of times
Dexter Fong: I had a breast in 1972 but it didn't look good in my leisure suit
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem
Principalpoop: i would have to gather a lot of wool to remember 1972
cease: thanks alot as always, clem
Principalpoop: thank you ah, clem
Dexter Fong: Thanks for a super long night Clem
Principalpoop: toad away
cease: clem is creating the dream berrgman had in 66 with this
ah,clem: thanks, and good night everyone!
Dexter Fong: Not me bro, alternate side suspendered for Orthodox Good Fricay
cease: interactive radio
überRegenbogen: goodnight
cease: by clme
cease: uber. off
Dexter Fong: Night Uber
Principalpoop: juan le fong won
cease: on your magic ship
||||||||| "12:15 AM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Principalpoop: le forge discussing radio
cease: the jaun de le fong straits, around the cape of good dope
Dexter Fong: Aye, we spent 35 days becalmed there
cease: sometimes calm is best
Dexter Fong: Then we all exhaled and blew the ship all the way to Bolivia
Principalpoop: they make good watches there
Dexter Fong: Bolivia?
Principalpoop: don't they?
Dexter Fong: Bolivia< the Switzerland of South America...Cuidado, Llama Clocks
Dexter Fong: Land of Chocolate and Cleanliness
Principalpoop: next to youragray
Dexter Fong: I'ma not gray, I'm a white haired
Principalpoop: people in new zealand and urogray eat more meat than americans
Principalpoop: we are only number 3
Dexter Fong: Thanks god, I'll never go there!!
Principalpoop: never say never
Principalpoop: you might win a trip to puerto sinko
Dexter Fong: Visit monotoned Urogray yankee dog, and get eaten
cease: inshallah, dex
cease: i have a friend form urugay
Dexter Fong: Shlaam aleikhum
Principalpoop: shhh, oops, you live in canada, nevermind
cease: which means what, dex?
Dexter Fong envisions of red lights and sirens going off at sub Security outpost
cease: isnt that someboyd's name
Dexter Fong: Floyyd Boyyd
Dexter Fong: Cat: It means peace upon you too
Principalpoop: shalom
Principalpoop: aloha
Dexter Fong: And good night upon you guys too..yes and shalom
cease: i dont understrand the philosophical basis for that but wikipedia can correct what living in a jewish part of la for 13 years could not
cease: off we drift
||||||||| cease is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 12:24 AM.
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| überRegenbogen leaves at 12:35 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| 12:41 AM: ah,clem jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| ah,clem leaves to catch the 12:41 AM train to Florida.
||||||||| Catherwood announces "It's 12:55 AM; let's see who falls in through our celebrity trap door!" -- he pulls a lever, and Phil Austin plummets onto the oriental shag rug.
Phil Austin: Too late, I see. Only Bambi asleep at the switch. Just remembered it was thurs nite and checking in to send everyone my best.
||||||||| Phil Austin leaves to catch the 12:58 AM train to Washington.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
überRegenbogen
Phil Austin
ah,clem
Bambi
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
Don, a Brown Shoed Square
Elayne
Firebroiled
H. Stones
JackTweenSportVW
llanwydd
Merlyn
Principalpoop
Ray Deo, w
Tor Hershman
Warp
Woody 1 URL References:
http://alabe.com
http://nwitimes.com/articles/2008/04/23/news/top_news/docf6a35b9d5a72e89d8625743300832e52.txt
http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/programs/2008/04/19/scripts/noir.shtml
http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/
http://www.insiderpages.com/b/3721560061
www.maakies.com
http://www.paulkrassner.com/DMO72.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SaFTm2bcac
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pS5xzOWbwo

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"