Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
03/13/2008

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 13, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:14 AM and Firebroiled sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Firebroiled: Think you could go three rounds with this water heater, sailor?
Looks easy,
but sealed to the back of this metal mother is a radar-activated stamping and seizing module
that’ll keep a man punching
‘till he’s drunk with power!

A man or woma like you! . . .
Firebroiled: Almost like you
||||||||| Around 7:15 AM, Firebroiled walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| "6:08 PM? 6:08 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Salamander Mark Time should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Salamander Mark Time enters and sits on the couch.
Salamander Mark Time: I had to travel past the future and return
Salamander Mark Time: what in the wide world of sports is a goin on here? I don't know how to mak this thing work, I plugged in the female but it just buzzes and fizzes
||||||||| Salamander Mark Time walks away to The Sitting Room.
||||||||| Salamander Mark Time walks in and says "It's 6:19 PM, has anybody seen Nancy?"
Salamander Mark Time: Hey, there are two of everybody!
||||||||| It's 6:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Salamander Mark Time - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts SolidTweeny in through the front door at 7:22 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
SolidTweeny: Who's movies _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| Around 7:23 PM, SolidTweeny walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Fred close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:34 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
Fred: Am I early?
Fred: Are we on?
Fred: We're off?
Fred: I'll be back to see one of the fascinating features
||||||||| At 8:37 PM, Fred scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dexter Spitzer Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:49 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Ah...good, other visitors have moved Firebroiled's over-sized screeds off the screen
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ah,clem into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:51 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Fred in through the front door at 8:51 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Hi Clem...I'm a little afraid to ask, but how did that hard drive thingie work out
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Thanks Clem
Fred: Are we on early?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Hi fred
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Fred: We just meander in as it happens
ah,clem: only a little
Fred: Dexter! Long Time no see
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Fred: We just meander in as it happens
ah,clem: just trying to get my ducks in a row...
Fred: Ah clem...you've shrunk!
ah,clem: brb
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Look out for that goose, Clem!!
ah,clem: it's the diet
Fred: It's the ducks..
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Okay fred, we only have a little time, the other will be here soon and we have alot to go over
Fred: Yes, yes!
Fred: I've only had one or two drinks so I'm ready.
Fred: is blue and I'm reading you now
Fred: foot fighting feet don't fail me now!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Starting with the age of Rock...We'll begin with prehysteric neologisms and go right thru to the Early Terrfic era
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Fred: Are listening to CNI radio?
Fred: What's that terrible smell?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Napalm Olive
Fred: I was in Billville just a minute ago. It was still tacky
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Elmer's Glue, when you think of tacky...think of us
Fred: We Elmers stick together, right
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Right
||||||||| "8:59 PM? 8:59 PM!!" says Catherwood, "SolidTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as SolidTweeny enters and sits at the bar.
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Nothing can come between us
SolidTweeny: Not real coffee, but a pork-like substitute from US Plus!
Fred: So is this where I pick up my cues?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: ever again
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Yep,,Don't forget the chalk and your balls
Fred: Is this pork?!
SolidTweeny: Long Lost Brother Of Mine? (ABWH)
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Pork Balls, play a few games...fry em up
Fred: I have chalked my tip!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Fred: It's turned blue
ah,clem: catherwood, please give tweeny a lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood gets tweeny a lovely beverage.
SolidTweeny: What the H happened to Rob's feed?
SolidTweeny: Merci Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to SolidTweeny and asks "Would you like something?"
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Hey Tween...missed your entrance
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 13, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Fred: Tween had a mouthfull of beverage and couldn't speak
ah,clem: well, ya were at the bar..
Fred: Do we all get a blue moss or is it just Tweeny?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Tweeny gets what he can
Fred: He is what gets, then?
SolidTweeny: Anyone here want to contact VD? - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NKVD
SolidTweeny: lol Dex
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:04 PM, dragging cease by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Thanks Tween..I was looking for that URL
SolidTweeny: You are what you greet
Fred: Is that the sound of frying bacon?
SolidTweeny: Hey Cat
cease: is this the emperor's club? then i bet it's really good vd
SolidTweeny: lol Dex
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Hi Cat
cease: tween
Fred: cease
cease: fong. early tonight
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Emporers Club...No Penguins allowed
Fred: tween
Fred: The emperor spitz?
SolidTweeny: TX Emprasarrio's Club - no Mexicans allowed
SolidTweeny: fred
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Boston...no Irish need apply
cease: tell that to mexico
SolidTweeny: lol cease
cease: i didnt know you had emperors in the states. i was surprised the club wasnt japanese
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Olla Hefe....No Mexicanos
Fred: Support the Amish, move to Iowa
cease: dex, i neglected to tell you my blog's url
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Support the Amish..adopt a horse
cease: its www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Yes Cat
cease: ifnally got the whole trip posted today
Dexter Spitzer Fong: There goes clem again
SolidTweeny: Loved that sign at a club in a Bruce Lee Movie (Chinese Connection?) - "No Dogs or Chinese Allowed"
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: Great..I will pick it up later from the log list
ah,clem: ?
SolidTweeny: Oops, clem
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Tween: Pardon me but I've got a Chinese Chow Fun..can we get in?
SolidTweeny: Weren't me that said that ;)
cease: is this ossman doing corwin?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: There's Clem
Fred: Can you get in if you eat Chinese dog food?
ah,clem: what did I do now?
cease: bradbury?
SolidTweeny: Clem's repeating
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: Going out on a limb (since it just came on) I'd say yes
SolidTweeny: Ray Badberries?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: There goes Clem
cease: the title is so corwin
ah,clem: actually right now he is doing God
SolidTweeny: Heaven As Usual
Dexter Spitzer Fong: That's almost sacriligious...almost
SolidTweeny: New to me
cease: sounds lilke 40s-50s writing
Fred: I hope he is doing it according to God's rules
ah,clem: feed is looping?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: I Believe clem has played this before...and much more sucessfully
SolidTweeny: This is good (and only a few seconds in)
SolidTweeny: First time for me
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Clem" YOu keep cutting in and out like a LM but when you come back, the audio has progressed
SolidTweeny: Are you here for a vacation, or would you like a BJ? (Python with Carole)
cease: yes it sounds vaguely familiar
||||||||| llanwyddorsomeonelikehim steals in around 9:12 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Catherwood, give me a Double BJ and Soda
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dexter Spitzer Fong a double bj and soda.
cease: ossman's wondrous tones
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: evening folks!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Hey llan
SolidTweeny: Hey LL
cease: this is problematic
Fred: llan
Dexter Spitzer Fong: There goes clem
cease: what do you thinik of the new blind guy? randi had a great story about meeting him in the 80s
SolidTweeny: Hmmmm, apparently clem's eqpt has a headache. Taking bufferin
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I see spitzer went south in a hurry
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: We New Yorkers feel it's about time we really had the blind leading the halt
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: did you vote for spitzer, dex? I did
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Yep
ah,clem: ok,will reconfigure, be right back
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lesser of two evils, as I remember
Fred: Oh blinding light, Oh, light that blinds I cannot see! Look out for me!
SolidTweeny: Don't you know, you always have to choose the lesser of two weevils?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: While I'm somewhat sorry for his family..he has done such a diservice to the sitizens of NT and specifically the Democratic party, I am FURIOUS with him
Fred: Spitz crashes out of Emperor club
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I already like paterson
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Ny
cease: rightfuly so, dex
cease: the republicans are supposed to have all the scandals
Fred: And out of office holding nothing but an eyeball hat
SolidTweeny: She's going to lose at the convention if she keeps that up
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: the worst thing is he put people in jail for doing what he did
Fred: Democrats have all the juicy scandals, no?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: It's not just this scandal..from the moment he took office he was an incredibly arrogant sob picking fights with everyone
cease: so it should be good he;'s gone
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: the fact that he spent $4000 in one night is a crime as well
cease: you trust the new guy?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Fred: Oh I dunno..been in an airport men's room lately
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I trust no one
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: that doesn't mean I can't like paterson
Dexter Spitzer Fong: 'cept me...cause I never lie...and I'm always right
Fred: Men's rooms have no style!
cease: Fumiyo has friends in japan who are in that league, in terms of dialy expenses
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Yo Dude...check outP Diddy's lavado room
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I've been in the famous Newark Airport restroom and it was a bad as they say
Fred: What no leg room?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Couldn't get any service llan?
cease: i see obama hugging hilary on senate floor
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: please
Fred: Gasp!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: llan: That's right..always say please when you ask for service
Dexter Spitzer Fong: or a BJ
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: now you're getting my goat
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: and you can have it
Dexter Spitzer Fong: And it needs milking
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Oh look! Cheese
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Catherwood, give everyone a Groat Cheese Ball
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a groat cheese ball.
Fred: Can you make goat butter with goat's milk?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: You better
||||||||| 9:22 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| "9:22 PM? 9:22 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Afraid clem is having major problems
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Okay he's back
Fred: He's back!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Clem....not the goat
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: clem is marooned in cyberspace
Dexter Spitzer Fong: But he's not alone
Dexter Spitzer Fong: very few minutes clem..if truth be tolled
Dexter Spitzer Fong: and DO's in heaven
Dexter Spitzer Fong: again
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'm auditioning for a big part in a good paying production on saturday
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I think I have about a 50 50 chance
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Break a mghty wind, llan
Dexter Spitzer Fong: not of course during the auditio
SolidTweeny: I hear Clem!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: n
Fred: Crack cracked sails llan!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: No Tween, it's me..I'm doing all the voices and SFX
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: blow winds and crack your cheeks - king lear
Dexter Spitzer Fong: How do you like my laugh
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Wait for it,,or for some of you it was a while ago
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I can't hear anything of course
Dexter Spitzer Fong: I know llan....and suddenly we've all been struck silent
cease: ah, there;s cni
cease: oh this does sound like corwin
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Wow cat..you just got it?
cease: from the title, dex
cease: i was listenig to aa
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I've got to hear norman corwin someday. I'm a big otr fan and I've never heard him
Dexter Spitzer Fong: I meant recieved the transmission =)
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Oh never mind Cat
cease: also watcihnig tv and shit
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Oxymoron?
cease: how to find out if a restaurant is health inspected
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Or synonym
cease: this concerrns me
ah,clem: where see shit?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Ugh See shit just off Plymouth rock
cease: on eof my fave japanese restaurants closed cuz health inspection
SolidTweeny: Sea shit? Isn't that fish?
cease: rodent shit
ah,clem: ..
cease: corwin does tend to get fond of his voice
Fred: Look for the most recent date on the inspection file..posted near the front door
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I've seen the same thing happen at my favorite japanese restaurant, cat
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I don't know how the hell they failed but the food was great
Fred: Inspection date must be posted
cease: erstaurants in japan in my experience are very clean. cant say that about europe thjoug
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Well serves you right or wrong they killed the cats that killed the rats
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: the japanese restaurant I'm talking about was in new york state
SolidTweeny: Yeah, but you said the food was horrible, cease
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: so maybe it wasn't japanese
Dexter Spitzer Fong: afk for drink....Hey! Catherwood....wait for me!!
||||||||| Catherwood fors Dexter Spitzer Fong.
SolidTweeny: Gimme a good cajun restaurant that is skirting 10 inspection violations lol
cease: i had the best tonkatsu i've had in this city in the restaurant.
Fred: Roof rabbit can be stringy if not cooked properly
cease: ery hard to find good tonkasu in van
cease: maybe we don thave acess to good enough pork
SolidTweeny: yuk Fred
SolidTweeny: lol cease
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: The Mikado in Glens Falls is the best place for sukyiaki
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: that's not the place that closed
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: roof rabbit? is that real?
Fred: Well, not real but close enough
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: LOL
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Catherwood; 'ere..what's this fors you've given me?
||||||||| Catherwood givens Dexter Spitzer Fong.
cease: i see it on menus, but cant imagine eating it
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I recognize that quote
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Well, you gotta Cwood credit for trying
Fred: Roof rat is foul humor left over from SEA
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: sukyiaki is probably my favorite japanese food
Dexter Spitzer Fong: We got ground squirells in NYC...wait'l they get on the ground and shoot em
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: followed by miso
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: no, you singe them
SolidTweeny: Talks too much for me, LL
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: ?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Shoot em, singe em, they're still dead.....and mighty good eating
Fred: The poor little squirrels
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:40 PM and Bambi waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Spitzer Fong: little! We got forty pounders here
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn in through the front door at 9:40 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: Hullo
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Bambi and Merlyn!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Hi Bambi, may I have the next waltz
Fred: merlyn
Bambi: I'm late, I'm late! ;-) .... feel like a white bunny with a pocket watch...
Dexter Spitzer Fong: And I'll save a fox trot for merlyn
Bambi: just got home from appt across the river
Fred: Need a towel?
Bambi: Hello dear friends :-)
SolidTweeny: Hey Bambi, Merl
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: what river, bambi?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Styx
Bambi: brb...gonna go get a bowl of the wonderful cream of 3-mushroom soup that Clem made
Bambi: the James
Fred: Do you know Charon?
Bambi: the 'mock' moon?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Fred: No, but I once met Cher
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: let me guess. shiitake, portobello and amanita muscaria
Dexter Spitzer Fong: It was a synny night in Norway
Dexter Spitzer Fong: sunny
SolidTweeny: This has aspects of How Time Flys
cease: indeed tween
ah,clem: close, baby bella, white, and shitiake
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: no psilocybin?
Dexter Spitzer Fong wonders about llans dangerous suggestion
Fred: Does mama bella know that the kids are out for dinner
ah,clem: lol
Merlyn: cher and cher alike
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Bella's balling in the back with Gov Spitzer
cease: hi merl
Bambi: and it is absolutely YUMMYYYY!
SolidTweeny: bono and ono alike...
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Bruno and UNO
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Bueno and Tardes
Bambi: Tweeny's more solid tonight? less inflatable tweeny?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Is Tween still using that penile pump
Dexter Spitzer Fong: wrong chat?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: =)
SolidTweeny: Using laughing gas this evening, Bambi ;)
Bambi: right lol
Fred: Was the pump from the penile colony?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: no tweeny's nothing but a damp rag
SolidTweeny: Yes, Dex - bought it late not from Botany Bay
SolidTweeny: late night
Bambi: no Kahn for you eh?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Fred: I gotta whole colony of them pump....stilettos in the back
SolidTweeny: The Wreath of Con?
SolidTweeny: Yeah, like the Gov of NY
Fred: I hope they are packed in brown paper bags
Dexter Spitzer Fong: The writhe of Connie
cease: i'm never late
Dexter Spitzer Fong: no "r" clem
Fred: 'cause you know what will happen if they see me with those pumps!
Bambi: the brown paper bags are for barfing hyperventilators
Fred: I've never barfed up a hyper elevator
cease: what a gfreat historical bit, ah clem
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Barfed her!!?? I hardlay knew her
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: anybody want coffee?
Bambi: good thing Fred, not a pretty sight
Fred: four hours to prepare?
SolidTweeny: The hyper elevator boy is in your family?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I got some bubblin on the flash
cease: speaking of seem real theatre, thanks to jerry for playing red shift on his radio show
Dexter Spitzer Fong: We use the term ADDS
Bambi: what kind of coffee llanwydd or someone like him...
cease: yes, great line, ah clem
Fred: ADDS is an STD
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: Jerry Stearns?
||||||||| Principalpoop enters at 9:52 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
SolidTweeny: Hey P
Principalpoop: howdy
Dexter Spitzer Fong: We use the term NRML
cease: yes
Bambi: maybe you could have cather/wood pass some around llanwydd :-)
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Hey Poop
Fred: P!
cease: his show just extended to an hour so he can broadcast longer pieces
Principalpoop: joey demographico
Bambi: NRML ... someone have high blood pressure...oh wait...
cease: i should find lilnk to his show
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Joey dfemographico is Jerry Stearns?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I thought joey was just a kid
Principalpoop: just another mouse in the house
Dexter Spitzer Fong: A goat!! Let's milk him
Fred: I get the cream!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Just another raton in ze mansionne
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: ever had goat's milk cheese? I have. it's quite good actually
Principalpoop: sure llan
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Another Roof Rabbit in the rafters
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I've had a norwegian kind called gjetost
SolidTweeny: Does it have black curtains, Fred?
Dexter Spitzer Fong signals Fred to pull the curtain
Principalpoop: did it taste like melba tost?
Fred: Yes....You just pull them to expose the steaming heap
Bambi: anyway, what was the Charon comment all about Fred? I missed it earlier...course I could just view the cheese log ...
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: not exactly
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: it tasted quite like goat's milk
Principalpoop: charon charalike
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Poop: Toosed Melba? I harlay knew her
Fred: t have taken Bambi across the river?
cease: im back
Principalpoop: get in the front
cease: the mental minority will always rule or what?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: And don't rock the boat
Dexter Spitzer Fong: or not
Fred: Charon might
Bambi: I remember a ST-TOS episode about a planet named Charon, black and white, and white and black...
cease: your country and mine are captured by the right. you have a chance to fix this sooner than us, i suspect
Principalpoop: TOS??
Principalpoop: tost, norwegian cheese
Fred: You all remember Charon...the boatman?
cease: bambi i remember that
Bambi: THE Original Series
Principalpoop: ahhh
Principalpoop: was he from volga?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Fred: Wasn't he the thirteenth disciple?
cease: i know of fallwell only thru trhis
cease: and much else they mock
Bambi: was a good one ... futility of caste systems and bigotry
Fred: Are you making reference to my private parts?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: if you haven't tried gjetost, I recommend it
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Ben Bland...I love Ben Bland
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: it looks like brown soap but tastes much better
Fred: I don't have a volga!
cease: then it must be good
Fred: Gjetost on hot toast
SolidTweeny: Calico Soap?
Fred: There's a dead cat in every bar
Principalpoop: on a shingle
cease: you get this ealryu than i
cease: and lots of live cats too
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: my experience of the cruise was laregly one bar after another
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Zoot Suit Rebellion...Thursdays at nine
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Barged right in did you Cat?
cease: i cant imagine how my parents could have handled it
SolidTweeny: And they still let you fly the F-14?
Fred: Is Elliot still in NY...He owes a lot of people a lot of money for a lot of airports
Bambi: The episode was "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Let_That_Be_Your_Last_Battlefield ... apparently Charon was actually spelled Cheron according to Memory Alpha
SolidTweeny: zoot suit rebellion lol
cease: lol fred
Principalpoop: with frank gorshen, you dirty rat
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Fred: I heard he's in Teterboro
Bambi: the fight between Loki and Bele
Principalpoop: and the other guy was in shows too, never famous
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: eliot, no!
Dexter Spitzer Fong sings won't you come home bill Bele
Principalpoop: he just picked the wrong state, should have been governor of nevada
Fred: Eliot, please! Not now!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: It's Elliot Spitzer, his evil twin
Principalpoop: no, he was white on the wrong side
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Can't get much righter than tha
Bambi: lol
cease: under the proper condtoins, this is quite wondrous
Principalpoop: righta on
cease: the way he talks
cease: even though i loathe much of this
cease: hi poop
Principalpoop: who me? what?
cease: has the evil elliot taken over?
cease: can he sell me an airport?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: It's just some material they were able to produce and record,,not there best stuff by far
cease: exactly dex
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies H.Stones into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:06 PM, then departs.
cease: that they madea a few drachmaws from it is great
Dexter Spitzer Fong: but still.........=)
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Stones!
cease: i cant put down anhyone';s enjoyment of any oft their work
Bambi: Hey Stones
cease: as ive spent most of my life promoting it
Fred: stones
Bambi: anyone heard from Doc and Lili?
H.Stones: Greetings one and all
cease: hey h
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Ev'ning Holmes...beastly, eh?
SolidTweeny: Hare Stones..
H.Stones: its an abomination Tween
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Nope Bambi
cease: we hope they are well
Principalpoop: i can see sticks and I can see bones i can see it is mister stones
Bambi: I hope they are OK, been quite a while hasn't it?
H.Stones: Hemlock Groans
cease: midge= super annoyinbg
SolidTweeny: But. I don't like snow all that much...
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: march hare?
cease: we got flowers poping up outside
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Yes Bambi tho they did check in Doc did...last week briefy
Bambi: snowing across the pond Stones?
cease: i go away for a qwek and the warm follows me
Fred: March here? Il est necessary que je remain issi
H.Stones: no snow at all this year Bambi
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Stones, I've been searching the internet to find out why the english make tea differently than americans
cease: need only light jacket
Principalpoop: ahh canadian
cease: lol fred
H.Stones: its cos we are English llan
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: because I'm the first to admit we don't do it right
Dexter Spitzer Fong: lol Fred
Bambi: glad he stopped by; did he say how they were doing?
SolidTweeny: Spreak Engrish troop!!
H.Stones: its easy in fact llan
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I think I understand some of the principals now but all I have is this earl grey which I don't care for that much
Bambi: it's spring here in VA! 70s tomorrow!
Bambi: yea!
H.Stones: earl grey is pants, llan, you are a man of good taste
H.Stones: Darjeeling is probably the best
Principalpoop: the 70s again? ugh, that was horrible inflation
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I like darjeeling
Bambi: I knew earl grey tea tasted funny LOL
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Bambi: He said Lili's is feeling well...he's super busy talking to India at night
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Pants! never heard that before. I like it
H.Stones: its got bergmot oil in it Bambi, makes your skin tan under sunlight,
cease: youre much warmer bambi
Bambi: ah, ok. glad to hear they are well
Fred: Earl grey has exract of Roofrat
H.Stones: tjat tpp fred
H.Stones: that too fred
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: LOL Fred
cease: i didnt wear my hat for a few minutes and really felt it today
Dexter Spitzer Fong: lol again Fred =)
H.Stones: must remember to hit the right keys, not the esperanto ones
Principalpoop: bergmot is not a real word, you can't fool me, well yes you can and so nevermind
Bambi: they put thatch in their tea??
SolidTweeny: clem, this ratherrrr makes up for last week's technical difficulties lol
H.Stones: it really is poop, check it in the dictionary
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: bergamot is a kind of orange
Principalpoop: margaret thatcher tea?
Fred: I told my wife I was going to the FST room...She said "Wear the fox hat!"
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: apparently one that I would not want to make juice from
Principalpoop: that animal is sick...
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Poop: You 'ave nevair heard of ze mot of the Berg??
H.Stones: thats arsenic and fluoride Poop
Bambi: Clem really worked hard to get a computer up and running and all ready for tonight after the hardware failure last week
cease: at the last meal on the cruise, we were asked to wear paper hats
SolidTweeny: Maggie, we've got to get back to tea
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: earl grey is apparently named after a prime minister of england under william IV
cease: i thought kindergarden ended long ago
Principalpoop: thanks ahhh, clem
Dexter Spitzer Fong thinks "my, chats moving awfully fast tonight"
Fred: Essence of Ginz Berg
Bambi: LOL Fred
cease: thanks for the effort clem
H.Stones: check this out llan, the worlds finist teas
H.Stones: http://www.jacksonsofpiccadilly.co.uk/
SolidTweeny: So you could play piñata, cease?
H.Stones: its a nice tasteful website too
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'll check it out now. brb
Dexter Spitzer Fong: To get that Ginz essence you need this set of Ginzu Knives
Principalpoop: rube goldburgmot the foot bone connected to the shoe bone and shoe bone connected to the sidewalk bone
cease: i'll drink to anything too
Dexter Spitzer Fong: lol Poop
Bambi: can't afford to buy anything much from the UK Stones ... not with the dollar being what, less than half the GBP these days?
cease: or three
Fred: Ginz who?
Principalpoop: of all the gin chatrooms on the net fong, you had to come into this one
SolidTweeny: Got any used Concordes for sale?
H.Stones: whose round is it ?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Ginz what own the chop shop down the block.fuggedahabout it
Principalpoop: whose round is what?
Bambi: I saw a few grapes floating around in here but they were abit old Tween
Fred: This is round one
cease: i wish i had a camcorder set up. my dog just sat down next to me and needs Vermeer right now
H.Stones: things financial are not looking good right now Bambi
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cause I knew you'd be here poop
Dexter Spitzer Fong: like last years fallen leaves
Principalpoop: i look in the vermeer to shaveer
cease: sorry to hear, stones
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: looks cool, stones. who is jackson? any relation to you?
H.Stones: i meant, in the USA cease
Fred: I jump in the Van and Gogh
Dexter Spitzer Fong: under foot , slippery, and a little off smelling
Bambi: you are right Stones ... seems no matter how much you make, it's not enough these days
SolidTweeny: configure's not working in Firefox, Merlyn
H.Stones: possibly a distant relation llan but theres millions of us
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: LOL fred
SolidTweeny: Am going to restart FF
Principalpoop: you must remember this, a kiss is just a kiss, a bergmot is just a bergmot
cease: why are dead people shitting?
Bambi: no matter how much or how little...
Principalpoop: good luck tween
Dexter Spitzer Fong: But a good roof rabbit is worth a buck or two
H.Stones: oil currently $111 per barrel, gold £2000 an ounce
Bambi: raise the msg bar and then bring it back down...the configure comes right up Tween
H.Stones: sorry $2000 per ounce
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: how much for a lid of gold now?
cease: if y ou had invested in such things, you;ve ve rich
Bambi: (after you choose it of course)
Fred: A good roof rabbit is worth two in the bush
ah,clem: ...
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I haven't gassed up in a few days. I don't even know how bad it is
Bambi: this for FF in OS X of course
cease: depends on who';s president
Bambi: I do llanwydd and it's downright pitiful
Principalpoop: fantastic four versus the X-Men?
Bambi: do=did
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Who is the president these days?
H.Stones: yes, cease i often wondered that, who really is the President ?
Principalpoop: does not bambi lol
Bambi: lol
cease: will we find out soon?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I haven't had to drive in the direction of a gas pump lately
cease: the cheny autobiography
Bambi: president of what country?
H.Stones: well we didnt last time did we
Principalpoop: i am the president, bow and grovel, you there, grovel more stones
cease: or
cease: how to serve humans
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: No son...bit let's ask Billy down at the UN and see what he has to say
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: can we look forward to an improvement after bush?
Fred: Cheney is just another dick in hole number 19
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I mean in the price of gas?
H.Stones: yes thats it, President Bowandgrovel
Principalpoop: the press conferences will be more fun
Fred: I must be off...
Principalpoop: you certainly are fred
Dexter Spitzer Fong: And his beautiful wife Bow Wow
Principalpoop: fresh!
Fred: Am I off?
H.Stones: it will probably take a lot of time to sort this out and maybe we never will, we may have to adjust to a completly new paradigm
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Not yet fred
SolidTweeny: You'e on, Fred
cease: how much of the worlds needed agrilcultlural land will instead be producing some biofuel should be the quewtion
Dexter Spitzer Fong: just don't walk towards the light
Bambi: I am voting for Ron Paul ... I refuse to vote for either republican or democrat ... on account of we have no political parties anymore
cease: i cant type, bu t i can think
Principalpoop: ahh using the word paradigm is an example of praxis
H.Stones: also, cease, because of climate change, harvests world wide are falling
SolidTweeny: exactly, cease
Fred: thanks for putting up with me
Bambi: (even if I have to write in the name ... if they don't let me do that; I will walk out without voting.
Principalpoop: kiss me fred, you fool
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Poop takes a Praxis fall
Principalpoop: oops wrong chat hehe
cease: ou lift us up, fred
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Night Fred see yah next fire hour chat
Bambi: last election they didn't allow write-ins ... stupid electronic voting crap
SolidTweeny: More because they shove The Constitution in th Dems and Reps faces - gotta love it
Bambi: night Fred!
||||||||| Fred rushes off, saying "10:23 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
H.Stones: gnight Fred
Principalpoop: mcains lump scares me
cease: keep on fredding
Principalpoop: i am shallow, I know it
Bambi: how true Tween
Dexter Spitzer Fong: McCain has a hump?
H.Stones: quick, throw Poop in the deep end
Dexter Spitzer Fong: or is a hump?
SolidTweeny: Diebold With A Vengance ;)
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lump of what?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Humpty Dumpty
H.Stones: naybe hes a lumpen prole, Fong
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: nite fred
Principalpoop: on his face llan, he had it removed once, it came back
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Stones: I don't care about his religion
H.Stones: What Hump, Fong ?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: that was his nose
Principalpoop: what is the difference between a peon and a prole?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: What Hump you, stones?
H.Stones: when you put it on the nose, it grows
H.Stones: no, Fong, my humping days are over
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lol
SolidTweeny: At the great sandstone building?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Over the hump eh Stones?
Principalpoop: just the slow grind now stones?
cease: my dog and i are in and out of this space, folks
H.Stones: yes, well over
Principalpoop: ouch my nose
H.Stones: sounds like Canada to me Cease
SolidTweeny: The cat is not for sale...
Dexter Spitzer Fong: A boy and his dog in outer space
cease: i remembver heairng this stuff when it was first broadecast
cease: 1968
Principalpoop: wrong site hehe
cease: sunday mroning
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: on saturday, I'm auditioning for a play called "night must fall". anyone heard of it?
cease: it made life livable
SolidTweeny: That's quite a childhood, cease ;)
Principalpoop: sci-fi?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Yes
cease: osman and bgermans two hour show
H.Stones: take a flashlight with you llan
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Yes llan
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lol
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Don't think so poop
cease: childhood? i was 17, a studnet of radio production at ksuc
Principalpoop: then I don't know it
SolidTweeny: There might be bees and spiders, LL!!
cease: thas where these ads come from
cease: poet paid for that show
H.Stones: luxury Tween
SolidTweeny: cool, cease
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: the lead character is supposed to be "young" but I'm going to try to persuade the director that it can be played by a middle aged man
cease: didt last long, but like all of their shows, should be preserved.
Principalpoop: there is an asimov/novel story about a planet with centurys long nights and days
SolidTweeny: lol Stones
Principalpoop: not on satellite tonight?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Great and interesting choice Clem!!!!
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: not that one, princ
Principalpoop: oki
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: this one is a murder mystery
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Think it's about a home invasion
Principalpoop: the butler did it
cease: llan,m youre talented enough
H.Stones: check the Butler first llan
SolidTweeny: who done, it?
Principalpoop: it is nice to be had
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: thanks much, cat
H.Stones: so your humping days are not yet over Poop ?
ah,clem: ...
Principalpoop: stay away from socks if you know what is good for you ah, clem hehe
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'm practicing the welsh accent in preparation for the audition
SolidTweeny: kewl
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Poop has a hunch not a hump
Principalpoop: i have not had hump since hump had me
H.Stones: start by throwing away some vowels llan
SolidTweeny: Weirdly Cool :)
cease: wha t is this?
cease: the tv show?
cease: oh it is!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: llan: And learn to sing the eigenstaddff
Principalpoop: eye, and neh boid og inga
cease: how weird
ah,clem: weirdly cool
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Og Inga? I hardly knew here
cease: this really is a pormo peice for them
Principalpoop: coming out of the ass of a chicken???
cease: they attempt to be documted in straight way as great artists
Dexter Spitzer Fong: It's "Promotion Folks"
cease: promo for pornos?
cease: sounds like a vancouver band
SolidTweeny: If you don't have Weirdly Cool, buy it
Principalpoop: leave language a loan
H.Stones: everyone to their own Poop
cease: its like they want their freinds to come by and testify to their funny
Dexter Spitzer Fong: I know that band Cat..they used to be called "The Tease"
cease: yes we all must own
SolidTweeny: Come to our web site... Naked Vancouvers
Principalpoop: subversive???
cease: be naked now. die
Principalpoop: say it ain't so
H.Stones: lets see the money first Poop
Dexter Spitzer Fong: That's right folk we got hundreds of Naked Van covers for sale here
SolidTweeny: lol cease
Principalpoop: i will kindly pay you saturday for a naked vancouver today
SolidTweeny: Don't you want our clothing?
||||||||| llanwydd bounds in at 10:36 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
H.Stones: in that case, it ain so begins on Saturday
llanwydd: got redirected to amrad somehow
Principalpoop: wb llan
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Pssst! I got Naked Van Morrison Cavers
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Covers
H.Stones: i didnt know he was into Caving Fong
Principalpoop: van jim or the son of morris the cat?
SolidTweeny: And the found Jim!
SolidTweeny: they
SolidTweeny: they
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Van The Little Spelunker, Stones
Principalpoop: who is they? who are you? who am I?
SolidTweeny: them!
Principalpoop: lots of them, and not many of us
Dexter Spitzer Fong: And remember a cave is only a whole on its side
SolidTweeny: We're us...
Principalpoop: maybe, possibly
SolidTweeny: Maybe, possibly...
SolidTweeny: lol
Dexter Spitzer Fong: If we could only concentrate and agree amongst ourselves
Principalpoop: capital Maybe?
SolidTweeny: Whole Constitution, or just a little bit?
Principalpoop: pedantic
cease: does tghis work as audio?
llanwydd: I'd rather agree to disagree
H.Stones: so who are we Fong?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Ah Poop, that is a quite capitol May Bee a rare species
SolidTweeny: the part where it says the Pres is commander in Chief, or the part where it says only Congress can declare war?
Principalpoop: i disagree llan
cease: ok i really liike the editing of this, what they try and present of their oeurvre in the short perioid of time they have
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: I think so..very close to original..just a little more moeny for production
llanwydd: at least you're being agreeabel
cease: just overcoming al the cultural references embbedded in thier work is exhasuting
SolidTweeny presents his oeuf
H.Stones: yes, they have a lot of noeurvre, cease
Principalpoop: oeuf, who punched me in the stomach?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: agree Abella
cease: lol stones
Principalpoop: pinch me right here, maybe I will pass another
Bambi: back again .. was on the phone
SolidTweeny: Don't know, P. Some Hawaiian from an interment camp
cease: but this is thier stage show of several years at this point. this was polished
Principalpoop: wb bambi
Dexter Spitzer Fong pinch hitting Poop
cease: hi bambi
Bambi smiles
Principalpoop: wrong league, no pinch hitting here fong
H.Stones: fight asmongst yourselves boys
H.Stones: and pass me the spell checker
SolidTweeny: This is about 2000, right cease?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: Yes and while I live with their audio,,,it's always nice to see them
SolidTweeny: lol stones
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'HoneySanchez', just granted probation at 10:43 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
SolidTweeny: I'll pass
H.Stones: your watch if broken Tween
Principalpoop: hola honey
SolidTweeny: Hey Honey
cease: oh before everhone leaves, i should plug my blog again
HoneySanchez: 'allo allo
Bambi: Hey Honey!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Honey May Bee Sanchez...que dulce
H.Stones: Hola Honey
SolidTweeny: Please do, cease :)
Principalpoop: allo minunium
HoneySanchez: hola bambi stones ya'all
cease: i prfomise i type better there. its www,seemrealland.blogspot.com
Dexter Spitzer Fong: And now...Cat! Plugged agian
SolidTweeny: And be sure to keep your Firesign Polish
SolidTweeny: er, Polished!
Principalpoop: what it be?
cease: no, i just in terms of the firesign promo
llanwydd: Polish Firesign! fascinating
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: after "www" there's a comma not a dot
H.Stones: cease; The blog you were looking for was not found.
Dexter Spitzer Fong: =)))
cease: paul krugumn has been photographed in the rpesenence of a known firesign lobbyiest
cease: fuck off , diex
cease: then i did dsomething else
Principalpoop: noooo, fuck you hehe
Dexter Spitzer Fong: No Ciat
H.Stones: stop dithering cease, tell us what you really think
Principalpoop: what movie is that?
cease: you exepect me to both typece andt think at the sdame stimet?
llanwydd: the Firczyen Tzetczecr
Dexter Spitzer Fong: STIMIT? I hardly knew it
Principalpoop: i forgot to go to the store before it closes, ciaoo, have fun and a super week
||||||||| 10:46 PM -- Principalpoop left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Night Poop
SolidTweeny: Cryillic doesn't translate well ;)
llanwydd: Nite Princip!
Bambi: good nite princep
cease: i just found out how wonderful our health care system, in terms of my parents
cease: by poop. keep em popoing
llanwydd: Cryonic translates easy
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Found out for a good thing or ?
Merlyn: for canada, I assume that wasn't sarcasm, cat?
cease: jhi merl
cease: my vision deteriorates with, you knw
cease: nok we just had jeeting mesterday
Dexter Spitzer Fong: an absence of vowelss
cease: i am impressed
cease: i begin to mimic my mother
SolidTweeny: Have a great week all, and don't forget to support CNI Radio at http://www.cniradio.com/donations.htm
Bambi: considering there are many of us here in the US with NO medical coverage .. well, nevermind, it's a joke
Merlyn: norm crosby will sue you cat
Dexter Spitzer Fong: afk for a sec
SolidTweeny: Nytol...
cease: she now uses words/ideas/states in strange new ways
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:49 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs SolidTweeny by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: but not good
Bambi: good nite Tween
Merlyn: Oh, forgot to mention, new buttons at the Papoon campoon: http://www.cafepress.com/firesign/4898199
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwyddorsomeonelikehim - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: kewl Merlyn :-)
cease: but like my ftgher they are far better cared than in the private sector
cease: thsnk merl. you going?
Merlyn: going where?
Bambi: a vote for Papoon is a vote for N.O.T.A. ... a vote well cast.
cease: did you know jerry played red shift, merl?
cease: its like a flash from the past
cease: and it was only a few yers ago
Merlyn: didn't know that, cat
cease: heaiing tiny's voice broadcast to the ears of minneapolis, and more
cease: im really hapy about that
llanwydd: not on time again?
llanwydd: that's NOTAble
cease: at the end of jan in 1969 i tird to stay awake all night in min air port waitng for flgiht to winepeg
cease: even then i had the firesign in my bfain to keep me company
Bambi: LOL llanwydd
cease: thoght jy la clothes no match for minn jan
llanwydd: I actually tried to sleep in gatwick airport in london after missing a flight home
cease: now my play with them is played in minn airport i froze in
cease: nice progression
cease: but i do go on
Dexter Spitzer Fong: and i do come back
llanwydd: aw go on
llanwydd: sdfghk;j'
Dexter Spitzer Fong: I tried to get in the upper bunk on a flight to paris
Bambi: the shitakis are taking their toll ... I am falling asleep lol
H.Stones: spoken like a Welsh native llan
Bambi: see you all next time ... I will be listening still though
H.Stones: see you soon Bambi, take care
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Night Bambi and glad the river crossings went well
Merlyn: nite bambi
llanwydd: speaking of which, stones. I'm trying to find sound samples of the welsh accent on the internet but I can only do wmp with my internet system
Bambi waves ... nytol!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: llan: Get recordings of Dyllan Thomas
HoneySanchez: g'nite, bambi :) have a good week
llanwydd: I met some welsh people when I was in england and I vaguely remember they didn't all have the same accent
llanwydd: Nite Bambi!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: SOUTH WALES, North Wales, the Dry Belugas
llanwydd: that's an idea, dex. thanks
Dexter Spitzer Fong: yw
llanwydd: wonder if an impression of terry jones would suffice
Dexter Spitzer Fong: llan: Will you have to have your teeth gapped?
H.Stones: we'll let you know llan
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Thank yet again Clem
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: its 11 PM. Do you know what time it is?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: What time zone please sir?
ah,clem: good night everyone!
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Night Clem
H.Stones: its 3 am here
H.Stones: good night clem and thanks once again
llanwydd: Nite Clem!
HoneySanchez: goodnight ah, clem!
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:02 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ah,clem by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: im back
cease: by colem
cease: hi hoeny
HoneySanchez: hi cat
Dexter Spitzer Fong: So set 'em up Homes, there's no one in the pub but bud...the dud
HoneySanchez: it's 9:02 pm here
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Hi Honey...where yah been,,just askin'....(shuffkes feet)
Merlyn: It's 10:03 here
Merlyn: Catherwood, what time do you have?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 11:03 PM!"
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Catherwood, if you were in Denver, what time would it be
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 11:03 PM!"
Dexter Spitzer Fong: The wonders of speed travel
Merlyn: Stones, you're a Liverpudlian?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Lilliputian?
cease: elaye nasn twhosnw up
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Libertarian?
llanwydd: yes he lives in a puddle of liver
H.Stones: no i am not Merlyn
Merlyn: No, that was Ringo
HoneySanchez: stones is slumming
H.Stones: BT are merely re routing servers
cease: dex i trust you'd not heard from doc and lii and not said as much
Merlyn: Nino thinks you are
Dexter Spitzer Fong: I was born in a puddle of liver but worked my way up to the lungs
Merlyn: BT?
H.Stones: well hes doing better these days, just look at the places he has tracked me down to in the past
cease: my parents fmoved form fantatic air yorkton sask to foul air la in 1956
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: Bambi asked..said IIRC Doc was by last seek and said everything ok
cease: people burnt garbage in incinerators in their back yards
cease: good to hear, dex
cease: that is the default
H.Stones: BT is British Telecom Merlyn, i dumped AOL cos they were pants
cease: we want everbody to be ok
llanwydd: Pants!
cease: no bummers please
H.Stones: yes, pants, llan
llanwydd: I love that word. never heard it in that context
Merlyn: so you're virtually in Liverpool
Dexter Spitzer Fong: AOL, a wholly exploited subsidiary of Earl Gray
llanwydd: is that a manchester colloquiallism?
llanwydd: or puddle of liverian
Merlyn: my breath comes in short pants
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Thongs for that info Merl
cease: no quarts?
H.Stones: its just about out of date again now llan, the latest definition would be a "minger or minging"
llanwydd: never heard it in Prime Suspect
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Mingering with intent to goggle
llanwydd: and Prime Suspect is really all I know about Manchester
Dexter Spitzer Fong: That'l get you to the five and ten
H.Stones: with intent to Ming, Fong
Merlyn: casting aspersions on muggling?
Merlyn: My Man Chester
Dexter Spitzer Fong: You mean Fong Ming Holems?
llanwydd: LOL Merl
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Vs my man Lester
H.Stones: i didnt realise you spoke fluent Cantonese Fong
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Spitzer Fong: A down home pick and grin off
cease: youre a limey in ameriddrag
cease: and i like limes
||||||||| At 11:10 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, HoneySanchez!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Spitzer Fong: The scurvy ra...oh wait, he doesn't have scurvy
Dexter Spitzer Fong: He has Lymes disease
Merlyn: you can't be scurvy and a limey at the same time
Merlyn: they ate limes to avoid scurvy
Merlyn: now they just drink 7-Up
Dexter Spitzer Fong: and they ate scurvies to avoid limeys
llanwydd: haven't seen 7Up in a long time
Dexter Spitzer Fong: It was a good deal all around
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Nobody ate anybody except for personal matters
Merlyn: the seven-ups? Had some good crash scenes
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Merl: THAT great serries of Bullit, FRENCH (damn) connection, and 7-ups
llanwydd: those scurvy old limeys
Merlyn: they made cars that could really crash back then
Dexter Spitzer Fong: llan: Well they *didn't* kill each other but they did inter marry
cease: sorry folk,s, my llife ehre ie complicated
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: We realize
cease: but we thankfully live in a country where healtrh care is not an option
cease: if they were still in la, all i'd be doing all dah would be taliking to insurace
llanwydd: health care is not an option? you're over my head, cat
llanwydd: a lot of people in my neighborhood go to canada for medical treatment
llanwydd: although I never have
cease: meaning its a right. yo dont have to not have it. everyone has it. mexico too
Dexter Spitzer Fong: You live in Montrial llan?
cease: on the curise, somegot had to be trtwqted and it wqas freee
cease: for everyone.
cease: not just touriwts
llanwydd: I'm less than 150 miles from canada
cease: someone got injurd i think
llanwydd: aha. I get you now
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: What does trtwqted mean?
llanwydd: no, dex. ticonderoga
cease: our niceness vibes wont klill you llna
cease: whotk the fukcl kneows?
llanwydd: I like canada. I just don't find a reason to go there these days
Merlyn: cat, is there a cat on your keyboard?
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Cat: You could be fined for all those extra letters =)
cease: oh, transported off the ship to a clinlic or somethingl. or somehow clinc treqted and then returen dt healthy to ship
cease: depends on who you call a cat
Merlyn: A fee lion
cease: i hadpleasent taxi rides. scenic enough
Dexter Spitzer Fong: That's good Cat, my Mom's in an assisted living and they had an outbreak fo Norwalk virus and put all the old folks in lock down
cease: in taht situation, any thing you buy is cheap
H.Stones: well guys its been a long day and i badly need some shuteye, so i will say farewell till the next show
cease: dex, that happend to the place my parents were supposed to move into last montht
H.Stones: thanks for the company and the laughs, guys
llanwydd: Nite Stones!
cease: thas why they got into a better place
Dexter Spitzer Fong: My mom's in a room with big thelma
Merlyn: cya stones
cease: it aint astrologyl its just luck
Merlyn: say high to the beatles for me
H.Stones: have a good week, stay well and stay safe
Merlyn: I will be going too, about time to leave
llanwydd: both of them
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Night HS, always a pleasure
llanwydd: nite Merl
H.Stones: Honey says she got thrown off by explorer and wishes you all good night too
cease: by sotnes. keep stonig
Dexter Spitzer Fong: HSess i might say
cease: by honey
llanwydd: nite Honey
H.Stones: Honey waves bye
llanwydd: well, I'll be taking off 2
Merlyn waves bye
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Well "Toad away" was played long ago so I gotta go and park the car
H.Stones: see you all soon, bye
llanwydd: see ya next week
Dexter Spitzer Fong: Night all
||||||||| 11:22 PM -- H.Stones left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: bye we go
||||||||| 11:22 PM -- Dexter Spitzer Fong left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| cease rushes off, saying "11:22 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| 11:22 PM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
cease
Dexter Spitzer Fong
Firebroiled
Fred
H.Stones
HoneySanchez
llanwydd
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim
Merlyn
Principalpoop
Salamander Mark Time
SolidTweeny URL References:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NKVD
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Let_That_Be_Your_Last_Battlefield
www,seemrealland.blogspot.com
http://www.cafepress.com/firesign/4898199
http://www.cniradio.com/donations.htm
http://www.jacksonsofpiccadilly.co.uk/
www.seemrealland.blogspot.com

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"