Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
02/07/2008

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 07, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled enters at 8:21 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Firebroiled: Just as we thought.

Sign here, please.
And here . . .
and here . . .
and here . . .
and here . . .
and here . . .
and here.

Thank you, sir.
||||||||| At 8:22 AM, Firebroiled runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "6:48 PM and late as usual, it's H. Stones, just back from England."
||||||||| It's 7:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H. Stones - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Tween-O-Matic steals in around 7:25 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Tween-O-Matic: This is the beginning of the Chinese New Year!
Tween-O-Matic: The Year of the Giant Rat!
||||||||| "Hey Tween-O-Matic!" ... Tween-O-Matic turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 7:27 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem disembarks at 7:52 PM.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, '
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 7:53 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'ah,clem', just granted probation at 8:52 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| "8:52 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Tween-O-Matic', just granted probation at 9:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: hey tween, catherW
Merlyn: Bring me a whiz-bang jalopy, Catherwood, please.
||||||||| Catherwood gives Merlyn a whiz-bang jalopy.
Tween-O-Matic: It slices, it dices, it removes those pesky fears....
Tween-O-Matic: Ah, the Model Z
Merlyn: Z Cars is an old UK tv show
||||||||| "9:05 PM? 9:05 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits on the divan.
||||||||| ah,clem steals in around 9:05 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Tween-O-Matic: Hey CN
cease: ah, giant rat
cease: that was in the news a few days ago
ah,clem: for the year of the "Rat"
Tween-O-Matic: And Anythynge You Want
cease: you saw planet proctor talking about that?
ah,clem: and then a bit of "Danger"
cease: gonna play any more of the stuff i sent you, clem?
Tween-O-Matic: Sounds like a very cool evening :-)
cease: the Digital Diners, perhaps?
ah,clem: down under will be the tag on this show
cease: coll would be nice. beats COLD
Tween-O-Matic: Sounds like phase conflicts, JL
cease: that play really should be better known
Tween-O-Matic: Guess it doesn't sum to mono very well
ah,clem: was an old record
cease: i hope it makes it to the Nick Danger CD box set
Tween-O-Matic: 16rpm?
ah,clem: due to fst effects, for stereo, few of them mix to mono well
cease: but apparently they mix well to quad
cease: i have never heard the 2 quad albums but sure owuld like to
cease: and speaking of planet proctor, did y
cease: l notice he called Bozos the group's 3rd album?
cease: what about Dwarf?
cease: early onset alzheimers for phil?
Tween-O-Matic: Who put this Dwarf under my seeit?
Tween-O-Matic: Ah, Hot Shots..
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Mudhead', just granted probation at 9:13 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Tween-O-Matic: Evenin' Mudman
Mudhead: hello
cease: ah, mud's here. now we can play
Tween-O-Matic: The playtex is the thing...
cease: to catch the conscious of the king?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bambi plummets into the garden at 9:16 PM.
ah,clem: there is our "deer"
Bambi: hello dear friends :-)
cease: welcome, bambi
Bambi: there be a big cat here! Leopard is in the house!
Bambi: or at the Cafe ... at least at the moment
cease: how is leopard?
cease: i'm still on its predecssor
Bambi: quite nice so far ... still have much tweaking to do
ah,clem: (she just installed it)
cease: i dont think i use my mac often enough to upgrade
Bambi: I was on Tiger before I installed Leopard earlier today
Tween-O-Matic: Hey Bambi
cease: it unfortunately has a tiny hard drive
Tween-O-Matic: No comment, cease
Bambi: Hey Tween
cease: 80 , or about 5 minutes of hd video
Tween-O-Matic: You're not American white?
cease: i have a portable 500 hd but its connected to the pc now. i suppose it can be used on the mac
Tween-O-Matic: You must be with THEM
Tween-O-Matic: 'F US ;)
cease: if you're editing video on an 80 gig hard drive, you're basiclaly not editing video
Tween-O-Matic: American isn't about race imho
cease: greg palast just came on air america
Tween-O-Matic: What's the difference between African niggers and Chinese niggers?
Tween-O-Matic: GW Bush
Tween-O-Matic: sorry if I've offended Washing & Jefferson
Tween-O-Matic: Washington
Tween-O-Matic: Austin is an education ;)
cease: how mccain has already stolen the 08 election
cease: its a new mexico story. were is honey when we need her
Bambi: lol
Bambi: will have to check that out about the new mexico primary coverage later
ah,clem: she may be along later
cease: 1 in 4 navajos in one precinct were given provisional ballets, ie stolen
Bambi: working on my Mac at the moment
cease: "they're screwing with the voter rolls"
Bambi: have to reinstall some stuff of course
Tween-O-Matic: Personally, I like 54-40 or fight!!
ah,clem: Root smells like a dead fish, what did you feed him? lol
cease: i have Palast on my powerbook and you on my pc
Tween-O-Matic: Shortest career of any President ;)
Bambi: dead fish (tuna and egg)
Tween-O-Matic: Navajo in CN? Not bloody likely lol
ah,clem: that slains it
cease: "they cant win their votges, so they're just not gonna count their votes"
Tween-O-Matic: brb
cease: in new mexico, tween
cease: pay attention
cease: if these kind of rovian things can get enough sunlight pre november, maybe some of it can be negated
cease: the next dem prez should appoint palast as head of the fbi
Tween-O-Matic: 54-40 or fight was of course the war between BC & US
Tween-O-Matic: Estabilshed the NW border
Tween-O-Matic: Longitude/Latitude
ah,clem: anythangue is next tween
Tween-O-Matic: The next Pres better be Papoon
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:32 PM, dragging drmatt by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Tween-O-Matic: The only one who could deal with it lol
ah,clem: hi doc
Tween-O-Matic: Hey Matt
drmatt: Have we left Goshen yet?
drmatt: Howdy
ah,clem: 2 hours ago
cease: you aint got no friends on your left
drmatt: Injuns.....
Tween-O-Matic: LOL cease
ah,clem: you're right
Tween-O-Matic: Sign here...
ah,clem: and here
drmatt: Pull the wagons into a circle....
ah,clem: and here
drmatt: We get better reception that way
ah,clem: and here and here and here
ah,clem: is this your bar of soap?
drmatt: Give him the REALLY big shot
Tween-O-Matic: I _like_ your organ honey...
drmatt: don't call me honey
ah,clem: rotf Tween
ah,clem: that one caught me by surprise
drmatt: You may call me Nancy
cease: 1 in 6 hispanic voters had their votes rejected
Tween-O-Matic: You look nice in address
cease: palast is back on
cease: youve been here before, right matt
Tween-O-Matic: Just got some email from Krassner
drmatt: Yes, I have
Tween-O-Matic: Invited him to show up :)
drmatt: I have been listening to these guys for decades.
drmatt: I have most of the Vinal
Tween-O-Matic: Hard to believe it's been 40 years
drmatt: vinel
cease: they dont even make vinyl firesign albums anymore
cease: 42, tween
cease: 66
ah,clem: most of us have, but the cni feed is for new listeners as well, this an authentic scratchy vinyl,
drmatt: I have been collecting. All of the others are on cd
Tween-O-Matic: Then again, It's hard to believe that I was born during the Eisenhower Adminstration lol
drmatt: I hust found the CNI
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
ah,clem: next we will see how well the mixer does a clean recording... or at least not a noisy one
cease: yes, what could be more dleightful than having a new person discover a fondness for the firesign
Tween-O-Matic: Put on your ears, kiddies...
ah,clem: ;:)
Tween-O-Matic: We have fun with electrons here, Matt
Tween-O-Matic: There's still a few free radio stations
cease: hopefully air america can do some good
Tween-O-Matic: Radio Free Texas - http://pri.kts-af.net/redir/index.pls?esid=dd576f38f503599090e8e8f216e29cec&url_no=1&client_id=7&uid=68efed4d03ec7e45fd3978262c107180&clicksrc=xml
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:43 PM, dragging Bambi by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
cease: i think most of us are old enough to remember when the firesign started, there was a general sense of freedom on the radio
Bambi: ok, back again...had to reboot
cease: when fm opened up
Tween-O-Matic: ClearChannel doesn't own everythinbg, yet
Bambi: updated a program so it would work right again
cease: but now there's an inifnity of that on the internet, as you point out, tween
Tween-O-Matic: Hey Deer person
drmatt: 'gnight all. duty calls... kids.......
cease: didnt romni just buy clear channel?
Bambi: night drmatt :-)
Tween-O-Matic: Well, he just bought it...
Tween-O-Matic: Do see dotes and mares see dotes, Matt?
cease: mccain/huckabee vs obama/clinton?
cease: by dr
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:45 PM, dragging Principalpoop by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Tween-O-Matic: Obama/Edwards would be hard to beat
Principalpoop: the rat
Tween-O-Matic: Still had my eyes opened by Ron Paul and the TX Libertarians
cease: indeedhi poop
Tween-O-Matic: Hey P
cease: where's your friend Piss?
Tween-O-Matic: What Constitution?
Bambi: hi princep
Principalpoop: i just woke up from a nap, i will have a witty retort soon, please wait
cease: ah, its clem
Bambi: lol princep
Principalpoop: read it, read it
Mudhead: .
Tween-O-Matic: Habeas Corpus Dilecti
Principalpoop: i have no idea where my friend piss is, i thought I did
Principalpoop: in the wind, in a urinal, something like that
Principalpoop: thank you ahhh, clem
ah,clem: ;)
Merlyn: Piss is with Moan
cease: hows it goin, poop?
ah,clem: lol merl
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| drmatt - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: ah, merl
Principalpoop: fine?
Principalpoop: and you?
cease: do you know if another radio show (ie air america) could play a cut from the firesing xm stuff?
Principalpoop: no?
Principalpoop: lol?
Tween-O-Matic: Sooner or lader, you'll be a Canadian lol
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:52 PM and Elayne waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
cease: the intoxicanrts havent quite kicked in sufficiently, but my typing deline illustrates their forthcoming
Principalpoop: hi E
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bubba's Brain inside, makes a note of the time (9:52 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
ah,clem: burr
cease: HEY, ITS EL
ah,clem: hi E!
Principalpoop: hi bubba
cease: and bub too
Bubba's Brain: Hey Hey Hey, its Bubbas Brain!
Elayne: Evenin' Bubba!
Bubba's Brain: Hey E!
Bubba's Brain: Hey pp
Bubba's Brain: hey cat
cease: my fingers are fleeing
Principalpoop: and all for what?
cease: and all for all
Tween-O-Matic: Hey Hoosierman
Tween-O-Matic: Fleecing?
Tween-O-Matic: BC Wherewolf? lol
Principalpoop: i am 1.5 way throught the baroque cycle, I cannot escape it
Bubba's Brain: I'm starting a new company this weekend.
Bubba's Brain: Me, and 79 other people... http://bloomington.startupweekend.com/
Tween-O-Matic: With a 5th of Daniels?
cease: good for you, bub
Tween-O-Matic: Um, my Dad taught at IU in the late 40's
Bubba's Brain: What department?
Elayne: Congrats on the sellout, Bubba!
Tween-O-Matic: Nice City :-)
cease: is that when kinsey ws there?
Principalpoop: I still played ICU into my late 40s
Tween-O-Matic: Management Science - taught GI's
Tween-O-Matic: Was GWU prof
cease: i hope he wasnt one of kinsey's subjects
Tween-O-Matic: Yep - the Kinsey experiments
Bubba's Brain: Its basically this thing they've been doing several places around the country... a bunch of people get together and dream up, and implement a web-based company.
Tween-O-Matic: LOL cease
Principalpoop: from GWU and taught MS at IU to GIs, nice to know they had acronyms way back then
Tween-O-Matic: Not US+, of course...
Tween-O-Matic: No Kinsey involved
Bubba's Brain: Hmmmm. the idea of america... interesting business plan.
Principalpoop: Nobody named Ponzi I hope
Tween-O-Matic: George Washington University prof
Tween-O-Matic: Pon, see?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: i just remember from the kinsey flick that he taught at a university in indiana, dindt know which one
Principalpoop: i used to go to the bars near GW university
Tween-O-Matic: FST - The Ponzi Album...
cease: is that in st. louis?
Bambi: hey E!
Principalpoop: cool Bubba
cease: nows it going, el
Bubba's Brain: Kinsey was at IU, here. They still have the Kinsey Institute here.
Elayne: Hello Bambi!
Tween-O-Matic: If you want a look at Bloomington, there's an 80's movie with bicycles
Tween-O-Matic: Hey E
Principalpoop: the one I was thinking of, washington dc
Principalpoop: right next to georgetown
||||||||| llanwydd sneaks in around 10:02 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Elayne: Sorry I wasn't around last week, I've been felled by a particularly nasty flu. It's really slowed the job hunt.
Tween-O-Matic: What's the name Bubba?
llanwydd: evening folks
Principalpoop: llan
Tween-O-Matic: Hey LL
cease: sorry to hear, el
Bubba's Brain: name of what?
Elayne: Fortunately, ComicMix finally paid me all the money they owed for my work last year (about $4600) that I never thought I'd get, so that's helped tide me over.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with H. Stones close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
Elayne: Hi Llan!
Tween-O-Matic: Nasty?
cease: great news
Principalpoop: hi stones, super E
Tween-O-Matic: Flue?
Elayne: Hey Stones!
ah,clem: mr. stones!
cease: stones
Tween-O-Matic: Hey Stones
cease: keep on rolling
H. Stones: Greetings
Bubba's Brain: Hey HS
Principalpoop: how is honey doing? and you too?
||||||||| Mudhead says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Mudhead exits at 10:03 PM.
H. Stones: and here i am free of AOL at last
Tween-O-Matic: Stones can tell us how bad a Cockney accent these guys have ;)
Principalpoop: mud is a cab
ah,clem: thank grid
Bubba's Brain: Tween -- the name of what?
cease: pikes' peak
cease: anyone know the pk dick ref?
H. Stones: Honey has moved house to stay with a friend but is not online yet
Bubba's Brain: Free at last, free at last....
Principalpoop: you are in redmond now, OMG
H. Stones: i only just online myself in the last couple of hours
Principalpoop: oki
Tween-O-Matic: Dolphins?
cease: its some wierd hour where you, stones
Bambi: hey Stones
Bambi: our best to you and Honey
H. Stones: its true, some hourse are weirder than others
Tween-O-Matic: US+, of course Bubba
cease: which version is this?
cease: the album?
Principalpoop: english?
cease: the pronunciations are so dif in dif versions
ah,clem: yes album
Principalpoop: tormato
cease: i obught it and have played it very few times since
Bubba's Brain: The name of US Plus? does not compute....
Tween-O-Matic: Really sorry the store went down Bubba. Wish we'd supported you better...
Tween-O-Matic: Future times murdock, P?
Bubba's Brain: The name of the startup? Won't know that till we decide what we're starting up.
ah,clem: has it's moments, and like to present all I can, except some of the live stuff
llanwydd: what's on cni tonight?
cease: dead ceased parent?
Tween-O-Matic: That would be a good idea, Bubba lol
H. Stones: i can now confirm my new email address
Tween-O-Matic: I mixed country stars in the 80's ;)
Principalpoop: murdock, the black guy with mel gibson, several movies
H. Stones: brianjackson77@btinternet.com
Bubba's Brain: Mixed stars... sounds like a cosmic drink.
Tween-O-Matic: Jones' band made overtures - a little to wild lol
cease: sounds like a reality show premise
cease: nd i've never seen a reality show
Tween-O-Matic: Little Nashville Opry
H. Stones: they are pretty unreal, cease
Bubba's Brain: I think that was Murtaugh...
Tween-O-Matic: (wasn't so little ;)
cease: and on and one
Principalpoop: taugh taugh dock
H. Stones: its amazing what people will do to get on TV
Tween-O-Matic: Eagles' guitar on the stage (Leadon)- made me come back for more
Bubba's Brain: Never been, myself. (Little Nashville Opry, that is)
cease: i have no interest to ever watching myself on tv
Principalpoop: osprey or ohprey
Tween-O-Matic: The place had a concrete foundation - Jennings shook it ;)
cease: my skin takes on a palour not commonly seen among the living
Tween-O-Matic: Been many years, Bubba
H. Stones: i done rather a lot of tv and radio but almost all of it apart from some specialist music stations was serious news and current affairs stuff
cease: what is this?
Principalpoop: put that spinette in the palour
Principalpoop: sounds serious stones
Tween-O-Matic: New Grass Revival (Leadon)
ah,clem: still the same set, Cat
H. Stones: yes PP, usually serious environmental stuff
cease: this is part of the album?
ah,clem: yes
cease: wow, it has been a long time since i spun that disc
Principalpoop: it sounds classic, but I don't know the words
llanwydd: what disc?
Tween-O-Matic: Part Of The Union, more likely ;)
Tween-O-Matic: brb
Elayne: Damn, there goes that stupid cough again. Might have to curtail this...
Elayne: "More cough-ins, Warden?"
cease: hi llan
cease: lol el
ah,clem: anythanyge you want to
Principalpoop: if you don't cough, you can't get off, hehe cough cough
llanwydd: you mean the song, tween?
H. Stones: it aint the cough that carries you off but the coffin they carry you offin
Elayne: I'm being horrendously good, so many of the employers with whom I'm interviewed do mandatory drug testing... I can't believe that's still the rage in 21st century NYC.
Elayne: I haven't been asked to pee yet, but one never knows.
Principalpoop: i would be happy to test drugs for them
ah,clem: lol pp
Elayne: I really could have used some relief during the worst of my flu. As it was the OTC drugs raised my blood pressure something awful.
ah,clem: classic c&c joke
Principalpoop: sure boss, buy it buy it , wow
Bubba's Brain: E! Please pee! Quick! You'll explode!
cease: ive had many a job but never been piss tested. i think if they piss tested english teachers, there would soon be none
Elayne: Whew, thanks Bubba, I needed SOMEone's permission! :)
H. Stones: i notice they never seem to drug test politicians
ah,clem: lol Cat
Principalpoop: pee on a penny while you fill the bottle? do people still try that?
cease: i had to move my parents yesterday, to a "long term care home"
Elayne: I did find some OTC stuff that's formulated for diabetics, no added sugar or salt or dyes or anything else that I NEVER KNEW WAS IN THE REGULAR STUFF. Makes you wonder.
cease: which hopefully they cant get kicked out of
Principalpoop: drug test media owners
ah,clem: but I would have thought drama teachers, government teachers, need I go on...?
cease: indeed poop
cease: is that a canadian exdpresion or do you have them in the states?
cease: long term care home
Elayne: The drug testing "scandal" I find most amusing is when they talk about rappers & such. Has someone told the media that rappers aren't atheletes, that the whole "performance enhancing" thing DOESN'T APPLY TO THE CREATIVE ARTS?
Principalpoop: sure, we use the same phrase
ah,clem: most of my english teachers were pretty straight, comparativly.. :)
Elayne: Then again, Amy Winehouse was denied her visa because of her drug probs, so she won't be at the Grammys on Sunday.
cease: r3eally, el?
cease: i've always found them profoundly enhancing
Elayne: Yep, they're pretty strict about visa denials for stuff like that.
H. Stones: if the Cisteen chapel ceiling had been finished in under five years would Michaelangelo have been tested i wonder ?
Elayne: Well yeah, but the point is that whether or not drugs enhance performance still has nothing to do with art, the way it does with sport.
Tween-O-Matic: Cree arts?
Principalpoop: Albert brooks wrote about that
cease: spaceman lee wasnt called spaceman for nothing
ah,clem: they say cocaine enhances your personality, but what if you are an icehole
Elayne: In sports you can argue "unfair advantage" and "cheating." Art doesn't work the same way.
Tween-O-Matic: carol from python? lol
Tween-O-Matic: I'm the Urban Spaceman...
H. Stones: Elayne, that would make a good comedy sketch, artists fighting about who used colours best
Tween-O-Matic: Everybody wants the coca cola kid...
Principalpoop: they had the opportunity to use steroids too if they wanted, many many did
Elayne: Stones, I wouldn't doubt it's been done already. :)
H. Stones: yes probably
H. Stones: i want to see it
cease: i dont exist
Tween-O-Matic: As Walsh would say, "Are we done yet"?
Principalpoop: ahh, a followerer of anti-existentilism
Bubba's Brain: Huh? Cat disappeared.
cease: i thoguht walsh said "life's been good to me so far"
cease: the last and best line in Urban Spaceman
H. Stones: he only appeared to have disappeared Bubba
Tween-O-Matic: "You can't be done... Done's in California!!"
Bubba's Brain: "I think therefore I am" -- kinda blows that theory.
Tween-O-Matic: You can't be there, cease
Principalpoop: we haven't had that spirit here since 1964? 1974? 1984?
Tween-O-Matic: (James Gang w/Walsh)
Principalpoop: wise words
cease: 1969
Tween-O-Matic: Well, as long as IU is still giving Julilard a problem Bubba ;)
Principalpoop: no more calls, we have a winner
ah,clem: he did "lif's been good" with the eagles
cease: ive enjoyed all of walsh's work over the years. partic enjoyed his roll on Duckman, doing parodies of his songs
ah,clem: as well
Tween-O-Matic: (sp)
Tween-O-Matic: Walsh is underestimated
cease: i share his enthusiasm for vince guaraldi
ah,clem humming the all night laundromat blues
Principalpoop: the guy that makes the fancy chocolate?
Tween-O-Matic: Who can we get to replace Bernie Leadon? yikes
cease: whose voice is this?
cease: sure doenst sound like firesign.
cease: this sucks
Principalpoop: scotish
Tween-O-Matic: Kentucky Woman?
cease: this was the npr thning, right?
ah,clem: no
Tween-O-Matic: lol clem
ah,clem: an album release, see firesigntheatrelegacy.com
cease: wasnt the alubm comissioned by npr?
cease: i have the fuckin album. just to lazy to look
ah,clem: was on npr, then pressed
ah,clem: yes
ah,clem: lol Cat
Principalpoop: ahh here comes the commisaar
cease: aha, my memory serves me true
ah,clem: yes, yes, it does
Tween-O-Matic: /me thinks cease is tired of the same cunt day after day
ah,clem: have another bowl
Principalpoop: hail to thee, doctor memory
Tween-O-Matic: rofl
Bambi: good humor is good ice cream and serves many well
cease: than thinking is not one of your stronger suits, tween
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: pink champagne is good
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Tween-O-Matic: oh, not again....
Principalpoop: so common
Tween-O-Matic: ok, where's the clit...
Bambi: Catherwood, please pass some good humor to everyone
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Bambi and says "oh, fuck off Bambi!"
Tween-O-Matic: lol
Bambi: LOL
Tween-O-Matic: it's in here somewhere
Principalpoop: catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Principalpoop and queries "How may I be of service?"
Bambi: Catherwood please pour good humor for everyone
||||||||| Catherwood gives good humor for everyone.
Tween-O-Matic: and now, back to our 1954 classic...
Bambi: silly Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Bambi and says "oh, fuck off Bambi!"
Tween-O-Matic: Amazon Women On The Moon
cease: new mexico overdrive
Principalpoop: virginia roll
Bambi wonders where Dex is...he would take care of the response to Cather Wood
Elayne: Catherwood, I'd like another pomegranate cider, please.
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Elayne and queries "Would you like something?"
Bambi: lol
cease: if palast is correct, the title of that ossman play takes on grim new meaning
Tween-O-Matic: You should cruise Route 10 sometime, cease :-)
Elayne: Catherwood, give me a pomegranate cider!
||||||||| Catherwood gives Elayne a pomegranate cider.
cease: hey that sounds great, el
Principalpoop: that sounds good E
Elayne: Geez, what one has to do for a drink nowadays.
Elayne: It's very tasty. I got some at the local fruit & veg store this afternoon.
Principalpoop: i asked first cat, but I am slow
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a double toasted almond.
cease: i'll stick with sangria
Tween-O-Matic: Houston Space Center
Principalpoop: i will look for it, thanks
Tween-O-Matic: oops, sorry... 'Johnson' lol
cease: any fruit can be cidred, and most are in our liquor stores
Principalpoop: did you ever try catalina dressing bambi?
Elayne: Good lord, I've almost finished the entire half-gallon already. Should've bought two.
Principalpoop: you don't have to call me johnson
Elayne: This is the non-alcoholic variety, Cat. I don't really do alcohol.
Bambi: yes, tasty for sure PrinceP
Principalpoop: ahh wonderful, it is nice
Tween-O-Matic: How about Kennedy, P?
Principalpoop: obama monsieur
cease: kennedy? on today's news, he has an illegitimate son in vancouver
Bambi: I do more virtual alcohol than I ever do in real life LOL
cease: oh yes, i recall, el
Principalpoop: which kennedy?
Tween-O-Matic: Goin' to be interestin', P ;)
Tween-O-Matic: Cape Canaveral?
cease: jfk's son, suppposedly born in 62
Principalpoop: wow
cease: iwll be in the new Vanity Fair. maybe lebowitz will take his pic
Bambi: not many to choose from PrinceP ... all the best are gone now
cease: hope she uses some vancouver background
Tween-O-Matic: Well, the DC airport has been renamed Reagan
Tween-O-Matic: up there ;)
cease: good doonesbury on that, tween
Principalpoop: a couple of them were rapists down in that rich florida town, damn memory
Tween-O-Matic: I grew up there (DC)
Bambi: wasn't that Ray Gun?
Principalpoop: national airport is now reagan airport?
Tween-O-Matic: Doonesbury is amazing
Tween-O-Matic: Trout Fishing in the Reflecting Pool
Tween-O-Matic: Yep P
Principalpoop: wow
Bambi: Ray Gun Airport?
Principalpoop: i will never fly again anyway
Tween-O-Matic: I grew up around DC
Tween-O-Matic: Ronnie Ray Gun, Bambi
Tween-O-Matic: s for nothing
Tween-O-Matic: Billions for nothing
Tween-O-Matic: But then, we have Shanghai ;)
Bambi: not likely I will either PrinceP
Bambi: way too invasive ... I stay out of bad areas of town to prevent that kind of treatment
cease: we'll always have shanghai
Tween-O-Matic: Well, there are still 1/2 mil Chinese niggers ;)
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H. Stones - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Tween-O-Matic is pissed at the concept
Principalpoop: the journey is more important than the destination
Tween-O-Matic: The Girl Can't Help It, P
Principalpoop: shang 'em high
Tween-O-Matic: lol
Tween-O-Matic: Spaghetti Eastern?
cease: yes, that explains all the weird voices, like this one
Bambi: not when it comes to flying ... it's the destination that counts...at least that's what the airports and gov think ... there are better ways to travel
Principalpoop: i am like the wind, well a fart anyway
Bambi: the destination is the only thing that would make that kind of abuse acceptable and they know it
Elayne: Oh dear, Robin's just informed me of More Sugar.
Tween-O-Matic: They had the Monster MASH
Elayne: http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jnq-lRpUoRXY_jeSCqw3lhlRbB3AD8ULRGGG0
Elayne: "An explosion shook a sugar refinery Thursday evening, injuring dozens of people in a blast felt throughout the Savannah suburb of Port Wentworth, authorities said. No deaths were immediately reported."
Bubba's Brain: Still here.
cease: proc will say" we predicted this!
Tween-O-Matic: It's just a colonial away, it's just a colonial awayyyy
Principalpoop: dixie crystals, acquired?
Elayne: Yep, PrinPoop.
Tween-O-Matic: Thranks for 13 years in TX, Hoosierland :-)
cease: he claims "hot lumps" as firesign prediction.
Elayne: Oh dear, I probably should have refrained from sucking on that cough drop immediately prior to drinking pomegranate cider. Two tastes that do NOT taste great together.
cease: i think theyt'll say they predicted the big bang before it occurred
Tween-O-Matic: Nkow tyhis?
cease: does not sound a good pairing, el
Principalpoop: you did not get the pomnegranite cough drop?
Bambi shudders ... sounds bad E!
Tween-O-Matic: Never suck on cough
Elayne: My question is, who the heck is working at a sugar plant at 9 PM?
Tween-O-Matic: Mighty get moose
Principalpoop: rats?
Elayne: I'm glad I work in a "first shift" world.
Bambi: likely they run round the clock Elayne ... three shifts
Tween-O-Matic: Hot Rats!
Elayne: Well, that I theoretically work in that world, anyway.
Tween-O-Matic: Get "Them" hear!
Bambi: that would be the 4-12 or 3-11 shift ;-)
Principalpoop: i was doing the 10-20
Bambi: Year of the Rat ... glad the year of the Pig is behind us ... good omen I hope
Tween-O-Matic: Ah, the shifter...
Bubba's Brain: Headin off to bed. see you all later
ah,clem: any one remember "Rat in a Box" ?
Principalpoop: i would not ease up, knowing the pig was behind me
Tween-O-Matic: I'm a hoarse
||||||||| Bubba's Brain rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bubba's Brain?! It's 10:48 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Bambi: of course Clem :-)
Elayne: Night Bubba!
Principalpoop: good luck, night night bubba
Tween-O-Matic: Which won are yu?
Bambi: hey Bubba
cease: good luck, bub
Elayne: Think I'll be moseying as well. Night all!
||||||||| Elayne scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Elayne?! It's 10:48 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Principalpoop: good luck for thy also E
Bambi: night Elayne ... rest well
cease: ray chandler
Principalpoop: you chase them away tween
Tween-O-Matic: Come back....
cease: by el
cease: the ref here is to Tales of the Old Detective, austins' audio book
Principalpoop: statistically irrelevant, there is a cheerful though
Principalpoop: t
Principalpoop: how do you spell calopy?
cease: yeah its really werid hearing other peoples voice in a firesign piece
cease: did dex say he woulndt be here this week?
cease: that is very poorly mixed
ah,clem: with 2 ll's I think pp
ah,clem: and an i
Principalpoop: callopy, better but still not right I think
Principalpoop: callipy, noo
ah,clem: leave the o in
Principalpoop: ahh callopi
Principalpoop: noo
Principalpoop: callopy is closer
cease: calliope
ah,clem: io
Principalpoop: callopie
ah,clem: calliopy
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'H. Stones', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:53 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Principalpoop: lool
ah,clem: cat has it
Principalpoop: wb stones
H. Stones: ty Sir Poop
cease: what, me spell?
H. Stones: a few technical difficulties still to sort out here
Principalpoop: i was thinking that myself cat lol
Principalpoop: it was you that got it right lol
ah,clem: well, ya spell better than ya type, Cat
Principalpoop: hehe
Principalpoop: getting good up and down stones? hehe
cease: lol
ah,clem: he should be able to speel if he is to play an engrish teacher
H. Stones: well its getting better but it wont be fully balanced for a week or more
Tween-O-Matic: page won?
Principalpoop: i have forgotten the quote now, something about the calliope of compromise
H. Stones: couldnt get IE to open more than one instance of the browser window
Principalpoop: ? stones, weird
cease: goodun, tween
H. Stones: yes, i did a lot of messing with it and now it works but i have no idea how i fixed it
Tween-O-Matic: if you value you're metal health...
Principalpoop: that is normal for IE
H. Stones: the fun will start tomorrow when i try to change over to firefox
Tween-O-Matic: (some of us were at the lottery for Viet Nam)
Principalpoop: i prefer firefox now, but some sites demand IE
ah,clem: just import your setting, should work fine stones
H. Stones: yes i know PP, its annoying
Tween-O-Matic: They didn't wait for the lottery ;)
Tween-O-Matic: Wanted us to hate
H. Stones: i think the imports got stopped at the border clem
Principalpoop: bush included funds for the selective service for the 2009 budget
ah,clem: lol stones
Tween-O-Matic: The Amero?
Bambi: wb Stones
cease: thats sometjhing you dont often encounter
H. Stones: Hi Bambi
cease: real visciousness from the hero of a firesign play
cease: nick talking to the waiter
Tween-O-Matic: The Brits should spend more time in the Indian nations
cease: the usual eddy, and hold the unusual
Tween-O-Matic: Smooth....
Tween-O-Matic: lol
H. Stones: maybe not a good idea Tween, the brits shot an awful lot of them
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: or at least the First Nation casinos ... can be fun if not abused
cease: austin at his best
ah,clem: it is mixed a bit strangely, but a very funny script
Tween-O-Matic: No, American natives lol
Bambi: did you all get the update on Phil Austin's blog
cease: very dif from other nick stuff, eh
cease: no bambi
Principalpoop: a gimlet
ah,clem: not me, been a bit busy
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre sneaks in around 11:02 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Tween-O-Matic: You like take our land? You bet!
cease: though the low orbiting rif is typically austin
Principalpoop: i can't remember the last time I had a gimlet
cease: what is a gimliet?
Tween-O-Matic: Hey Big
Bambi: http://austin.weblogger.com/
H. Stones: me neither Poop, i know i had to tie it down first
Principalpoop: i think any drink with lime juice
Tween-O-Matic: That would be a geek with a glove
Bightrethighrehighre: Hi guys, been a while...
Principalpoop: ahh big, yes long time
Principalpoop: did not see you come in
H. Stones: hi big
Tween-O-Matic: Yes with a Synclavier, P?
ah,clem: arguing about who owns the land is a little like 2 dogs arguing ove who owns the dog they live on
Principalpoop: fleas
Bightrethighrehighre: sneaky inflatable rubber shoes....
ah,clem: fleas yes
Tween-O-Matic: My bitch dog has flees....
cease: than you must flee
cease: hi big
Principalpoop: jojo the clown
ah,clem: time for the "dip"
Tween-O-Matic: squeak
Tween-O-Matic: Not, the IRQ...
H. Stones: i say i say i say, my dog has no nose ............
ah,clem: lol
Bightrethighrehighre: up hill, in the middle of a snow storm, haulin' nine suckin' pups....
Bambi: good timing on the scream (the 'dip' comment -- RR ref)
Principalpoop: i know I can, I know I can
Bambi: hi Bight
ah,clem: yes, tween got it
Bambi: ah, the little engine that could, PrinceP ... had no idea ;-)
Principalpoop: get the vaccine tween
Tween-O-Matic: ruff
Principalpoop: i don't remember the snow storm part, or the pups
Tween-O-Matic wags his tail
Bightrethighrehighre: Hi Bambi!
Bambi smiles
Bightrethighrehighre: where would you guys recommend I find the most libertarian society
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 11:08 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
cease: hey dex
Principalpoop: first, how much capital do you have?
Principalpoop: ahh there is the fong
Bightrethighrehighre: after I turn in my "american" citizenship?
Tween-O-Matic thinks Plano looks at Bambi's smile lol
H. Stones: greetings oh fongster
Dexter Fong: Late evening greetings Dear Friends
Tween-O-Matic: Hey Dex
Principalpoop: you are late fong, pull down your pants and stick out your hand
Bightrethighrehighre: Hey, Dex!
Dexter Fong: Nice to see a few of you still here =)
Tween-O-Matic: LOL, I love to listen to the people having sex
Principalpoop: this is not sex, this is punishment hehe
Tween-O-Matic: It's a great band, Firesign
Dexter Fong: Hey Bght, been awhile -)
Bambi: hey Dex
Dexter Fong: What's tonight's topic
Tween-O-Matic: The court jesters of the USA
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
Dexter Fong: and you too Clem
Principalpoop: how to spell calliope, but we have that covered
Tween-O-Matic: Ah, sorry about PA, P lol
Principalpoop: whaaaat?
Tween-O-Matic: One of my uncles was ARAMCO - my first lover was Gulf Western
cease: just saying that sends me into sgt pepper
Dexter Fong: Wake up Cat
Principalpoop: how is mister kite?
cease: im actually awake now, dex
Tween-O-Matic: That'll get you some attention as kids ;)
Dexter Fong: Glad to hear that Cat =)
cease: both in regard to fit and taste. sounds like japanese english
Tween-O-Matic: Well, we don't do that to the kids in Austin
cease: moved my parents from their hotelish nursing home to a more down market, public long term care faciility yesterday
Tween-O-Matic: Nice playlist, JL :-)
Principalpoop: danger, nick danger
Tween-O-Matic: Jules Verne
cease: its was profoundly stressful for them and they wondered why at their vast age, they had to be moved
Principalpoop: if the summer changes to winter
cease: but they seem to have settled in today. it has a big fireplace
||||||||| Outside, the 11:15 PM bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving donk coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Principalpoop: hello donk
Bambi: sunday going down to be with my Mother when they do hip replacement surgery
Dexter Fong: Don K
Bambi: hey Don
Tween-O-Matic: discussion another time, cease :)
donk: hey All
Tween-O-Matic: Hey Don
donk: hey tween
Principalpoop: i was not aware of a relationship between geeks and australia, in ter est ing
Principalpoop: hip replacement is no fun
Principalpoop: my neighbor has 2 and fake knee, he gets around better than me
Dexter Fong: Poop: Hip replacement much easier that knee replacement
cease: i think the relatoinship is made up, poop
Principalpoop: you mean firesign sold me a bill of goods?
Principalpoop: say it ain't so
Principalpoop: thank you ahhh, clem
cease: everyone's a bill of goods here
Dexter Fong: It ain't so
Principalpoop: put the chapstick on my bill please said the duck
cease: hi donk. diodnt see you
Bambi: is it Dex? even if it's both cup and ball and some reconstruction due to loss of length on leg?
cease: lol poop
Principalpoop: toad awaaaaaaay
Dexter Fong: I wondered about Stone's moll myself
donk: hey Cease, a little late to the party as usual
Dexter Fong: Night Clem
Bambi: thanks Clem!
Principalpoop: cool
Dexter Fong: runnings
Tween-O-Matic: Not to tell the family secret, but my grandmother was dutch...
Principalpoop: i think i said thanks already, if not, thanks
cease: i sent clem a ton of "new" firesign stuff. i hope he gets around to playing more of it than just this
Dexter Fong: I took your grandmother out, we *went* dutch, Tween
cease: is that anything like a Dutch Uncle?
cease: lol dex
Principalpoop: is that where you got your 'large finger' from tween?
Tween-O-Matic: Deutche date?
cease: literally; i laughed so hard it hurt my head
Bambi: some he can't play cuz too much noise in the recording but he could run a few of them Cat ... great ones!
Tween-O-Matic: Finger? is hinger?
Principalpoop: the one from the dyke?
Tween-O-Matic: It's like chess - just go
Principalpoop: it's like go, just checkers
Dexter Fong: King me!
cease: ok thats what i asked you about before, bambi et al. i knew some of them sound hideous, beyond my ability to correct with my software ability. i'm sure doc tech or maybe most of you could do it
ah,clem: also at issue is some of the language
ah,clem: but we enjoy them all
Principalpoop: i am not offended by foul or non-pc language
Tween-O-Matic: Every Man A King!
Dexter Fong: Clem: A foreign language
cease: i thought the digital diners sounded pretty good. you think not?
Dexter Fong: Digital Dinger, in the nick of time
cease: my point was, as i said before, i can clone the cassettes and send those to you, clem
Principalpoop: diner, that is the money thailand or holland or somewhere
cease: and you can software them into listenable
Bambi: digital diner is great
Tween-O-Matic: (LA governor)
Bambi: he played that one! great one!
Dexter Fong: Is this Leo Laporte singing?
Principalpoop: LA is a state now? is has enough people
Tween-O-Matic: How about Fallen Eagle, JL?
cease: i also sent you Hubble Trouble, another npr piece for hockenberry
ah,clem: the diner stuff is great,
Principalpoop: agoustic guitar
Tween-O-Matic: lol
cease: what else.
Bambi: LOL Dex .. it's Mark Fitzgerald, local talent from Virginia
ah,clem: will drop feed in a few,
cease: great as in, broadcast quality?
Dexter Fong: Ahhh still doing the agent thing eh, Bambi?
Principalpoop: feeding root?
ah,clem: root fine, smells like raw tuna
cease: i'll dupe the cassettes of al lthis stuff rather than insering it into my compyuter on cool edit and makiing cds for you
Tween-O-Matic: Don't like Fallen Eagle from Stills?
Bambi: nope, never have. Just nice to see Indie Artists (which CNI Radio support) do well
Dexter Fong: Does the root come from a root seller
Principalpoop: stop feeding him raw tuna then
Bambi: thanks Cat
Dexter Fong: Raw tuna with Montego Bay Mercury
ah,clem: not my call, Bambi spoils Root so...
Principalpoop: hot tuna
donk: no hot tuna on cni, only indies
Bambi: it's just 9 Lives Tuna and Egg
Tween-O-Matic: Like Tollbooth
Principalpoop: hehe undies hehe
Dexter Fong: Indians?
ah,clem: right Don
Dexter Fong: Oh,,undies
Tween-O-Matic: Very tongue in cheek
Bambi: but it sure taints his breath!
donk: Where?
Dexter Fong: Cheek
Tween-O-Matic: indys?
Bambi: indigo?
Principalpoop: give him live mice, if you really want to spoil him
Dexter Fong: In Dyson we trust
Bambi: he can catch his own PrinceP LOL
Tween-O-Matic: lol P
donk: they play the top 500 indy's here
Principalpoop: hehe tongue hehe
cease: the scientist or the vacuum cleaner?
Principalpoop: ahh good root
ah,clem: the Root Cat decided I was not going to do anything interesting, and went off for a nap
Dexter Fong: Cat: The scientist who invented the vacuum powered vacuum tube vacuum cleaner
Bambi: LOL Clem ... finally, eh?
Tween-O-Matic: Sketches of China - "It ain't what what you want, it's what you need"
ah,clem: ya
Principalpoop: you are using the headphones, he wanted to give you a present
donk: the alley cat is sleeping under the desk now, finally settled down
Tween-O-Matic: very tongue in cheek
Dexter Fong: Where?
Bambi: hi alley
ah,clem: hi Alley!
Tween-O-Matic: Who's?
donk )
Principalpoop: bbl
ah,clem: (she liked me
ah,clem: root's back now
Bambi: yep, very sweet cat
cease: mittens has morphed into quittens
donk: she doesn't like many people clem, you were special
Bambi says Root heard Alley was around lol
ah,clem: he has been in your sink again, his ears all wet
Tween-O-Matic: How about Tanya's "Strong Enough To Bend", JL?
ah,clem: that darn cat
Dexter Fong: One of my cats - Alan Quartermain- is proling around the printer...he loves to see the paper come out
Bambi: uh, oh....not again! he loves water!
ah,clem: lol Dex
Tween-O-Matic: lol
Dexter Fong: Clem: YOu gys have separate sinks?
Bambi: that's funny Dex ... how many do you have?
Dexter Fong: 2 Bambi, Alan and Lila Quartermain
Bambi: (how many cats not sinks ;-)
Bambi: kewl :-)
Bambi: got pics?
Tween-O-Matic: I live 200 miles from a 3rd world country that used to own TX, NM, AZ and 1/2 of Cal
Tween-O-Matic: Any suggestions?
Dexter Fong: Named after characters from General Hospital =))
Bambi: lol Dex
Tween-O-Matic: Manassas was a great band :)
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Prolly have pics of cats, but wife totally into pics of grandchildren, twin girls
Tween-O-Matic: 2x in MD (Columbia)
Bambi: heard that
Tween-O-Matic )
Dexter Fong: Girls named Hannah and jaqueline Quartermain
donk: tween, i'm less than 60 miles from the northern border, we have to put up a wall, keep the damn canadians out
Tween-O-Matic: Columbia, MD - the 1st 'planned city'
Dexter Fong: Donk: No canadian writers
donk: exactly!
Tween-O-Matic: TX has a lady named Kim Geary, Dex
Tween-O-Matic: Best US woman black belt
Dexter Fong: Tween: Tony Geary's daughter?
Tween-O-Matic: I have respect
Dexter Fong: I expect you do
Tween-O-Matic: Houston CYR
Dexter Fong: Catholic Young Republicans?
Dexter Fong: So, what does this group think about Mitt Romney droppng out?
Tween-O-Matic: Cha Yon Ryu
Bambi: ho, hum...
donk: thanks clems, for the after hours music
Dexter Fong: Tween: Sounds good, give us 2
Tween-O-Matic: Happy Trails... :-)
Dexter Fong: And send over Kim Chee for a table dance
donk: i was supprised he dropped out, though he flip flops on everything, so maybe hei'll change his mind
Dexter Fong: Thanks again Clem and Bambi
Bambi: thanks Clem for the wonderful Mark Fitzgerald songs, particularly the last one
Tween-O-Matic: good songs, Dendrils ;)
cease: i wan on the phone and get back to find canadians being disp[araged?
Dexter Fong: See you in 2 weeks clem
Tween-O-Matic: I was here (Austin) in '74
cease: good point, donk
Dexter Fong: That was a good year, Tween
Bambi: travelin' Dex?
Tween-O-Matic: It took 20 years to get back ;)
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Yes, be in FLA next week
Bambi: kewl! Have a great and safe trip
Tween-O-Matic: brb
Dexter Fong: Thanks Bambi
ah,clem: ok Dex, travel safe!
Dexter Fong: And thanks also Clem
cease: have fun with your kids there, dex
ah,clem :)
Dexter Fong: Cat: Thanks, they'll all be there this time
donk: i was in fl for about 4 hours last week
Dexter Fong: Quick turnaround, Donk
donk: way to quick, dex
ah,clem: that timed out well
ah,clem: night everyone
Dexter Fong: A layover, or just a planned quick stop]
Bambi: sure did Clem
||||||||| At 11:45 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Bambi: sweet dreams Clem
Dexter Fong: Clem went out thru the bathroom window
cease: keep it cleming
Bambi: sorry you didn't get to hear Danger Down Under (all of it Don) ... hope you get to hear it another time
cease: a very strange album but its great to see firesign stretching
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Move it into heavy rotation
Bambi: yeah, great piece, eh Dex?
donk: me too, Bambi
Dexter Fong: Thanks Bambi
Bambi: well, I need to finish with these updates and reinstalls of some software after the install of Leopard; thankfully it transferred most of it over with no problems at all after the fresh install
Dexter Fong: Leo LaPorte, live, unplugged
Bambi: glad I did the clone of Tiger first
Dexter Fong: You're really into felines eh Bambi
Bambi: Leo is great fun...a trip!
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: well, comes with the territory with Mac OS X and so yeah :-)
Tween-O-Matic: The Tucker - Ride That Tiger... Ride That Tiger...
Bambi: have a great trip Dex and see the rest of you next week and in the CNI Chat
cease: indeed
Dexter Fong: Thanks and good night Bambi
Tween-O-Matic: I'm so sorry. We're not drug dealers from the Rio. Can't help New Orleans lol
cease: off you bam
Tween-O-Matic: not so funny
||||||||| Bambi says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bambi exits at 11:51 PM.
H. Stones: well i just got back in time to say goodnight by the looks of it
Tween-O-Matic: Have a great week everybody, and thanks for putting up with us :)
H. Stones: and the same to you Tween
||||||||| "Hey Tween-O-Matic!" ... Tween-O-Matic turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:52 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: Stones, wb
Dexter Fong: Night Tween
H. Stones: hi Dexter
cease: tween
Dexter Fong: Hi stones
H. Stones: sorry i have been so preoccupied with the computer, but you know what these things are like
cease: indeed
Dexter Fong: Stones: How's the new provider?
H. Stones: i just spoke to Honey on the phone and she sends greetings
: back
cease: i'm listening to rachel maddow on down repub turn out, soaring dem turnout in primaries
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:54 PM and Principalpoop bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Principalpoop: back
H. Stones: i am already on twice the speed i was with AOL
cease: they wil crawl over broken glass to vote bush out
Dexter Fong good
Principalpoop: ahh good
H. Stones: and was listening to KFAI Minneapolis doing their Dub show
H. Stones: and the Jocks just sent a shout out to me,
Principalpoop: dems would have won in 2000 and 2004 if the election was honest
H. Stones: true
Principalpoop: call them up and say cheerio stones
H. Stones: i talk to them on Skype sometimes
Dexter Fong: Stones: Nino says you in a maidenhead...you rascal
cease: indeed
Principalpoop: have you got skype back up yet?
H. Stones: WLUW in Chicago is now playing half an hour of my rare tunes each week
cease: i was listening to greg palast earlier on air america. he was reporting on the scams in the new mexico primary a few days ago
H. Stones: yes skype is running i think, though i didnt check it yet
Principalpoop: i hope you get some renumeration
cease: i used ot have skype but i leant my friend my mike
H. Stones: well Poop i am honouring a dead friend to be honest
Principalpoop: ask mike for your friend back
Dexter Fong: renumeration???They took away his number and gave him a new one??
Principalpoop: death can be profitable, look at wars
H. Stones: he left a wonderful legacy of very rare Reggae, Ska and Dub and i have been digitally remastering the tapes and getting them broadcast
Principalpoop: ahh nice
cease: wars good business, invest your sons, and i'd rather have my country die for me
cease: slick/joyce
Principalpoop: i am not a number, I am a , oops, I am a number
Dexter Fong: I am a number between 6 and 7
Principalpoop: ahh kinky fong
Principalpoop: massage a trois
Dexter Fong: Poop: That's it!! 4 5 6 kinky 7
H. Stones: have you always been at sixes and sevens Fong ?
Principalpoop: now kick
Dexter Fong: No stones, but i've always been at my organ
H. Stones: and i thought it was the stops you were pulling out
Dexter Fong: Hammond B-Kinky
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Principalpoop: the pipes, the pipes are calllling
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, wake up and go to sleep
||||||||| Catherwood wakes up and go to sleep.
Principalpoop: hah, he did it hah
Dexter Fong: Catherwood is highly trained
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
Dexter Fong: but somewhat deaf
donk: crap, i'm fading
H. Stones: hows the election scenario going over there now
Principalpoop: i knew a girl who was highly trained, hehe
donk: that's better
H. Stones: i am a couple of days out of touch
Principalpoop: wb donk
Dexter Fong: Stones: Romney dropped out so McCain walks home..but...what will the religious right do
Principalpoop: just mumble something ever so often and stay in the black
donk: thanks
cease: mike huckabee will marry ron pall
cease: you remember romney's dad, dex?
Dexter Fong: Ron Paul??I thought it was Les Paul
H. Stones: they may say, that Bush demonstrates anything but intelligent design
cease: i remember him favourably, though not marching with king
Dexter Fong: Cat: Hugh Romeny yep
Dexter Fong: A gypsey mormon
cease: george, wanst it?
Principalpoop: gypseys tramps and thieves
cease: forgethis name but rember his brainwashed quip ending his run
cease: if only everyone else was that honest. hillary still refuses to
Dexter Fong: King of the Vagabonds, Ma
Principalpoop: how are the Riches?
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu can be honest...or you can be elected...you can't be both
cease: unless youre bernie sanders?
Principalpoop: i still have not listened to obama speak yet
cease: ok i come from a dif tradition, dex
Dexter Fong: Hilary should hire Bill Belicheat to be her campaign manager
cease: my homnje province elected a socialist govt in 1944, and it has been in power most of the time since then
cease: so we had health care before anyone in north america. the restof cnanada couaght up
donk: Mccaine and Huckabee, the only two republicans i had any respect for, and they are both still standing
cease: youre sitll fucked
Dexter Fong: Cat: But not noooww
Principalpoop: socialist? boogey boogey boogey man
cease: tommy douglas, our sociailst premier when i was born, has since then been revered as greatrest canadian ever
cease: lnog after his death.
cease: the founds of the coutnry ion the 19th cnetury are irrelevant to us.
cease: ommy douglas keeps us from disease and poverty every day
Dexter Fong: Damn the founds I say
Principalpoop: and now you have canadian tanks training at fort dix, hoeeee
Dexter Fong: America says tanks, canadians
cease: we've probaslbvy always had canuck tanks there, poop
Dexter Fong: Cat: Right, they drive on the wrong side of the road
cease: our tanks and soldiers are bieing blown up helping america in afghansitan as i type
Principalpoop: it is a canadian 2nd in charge in the multi-national iraq force
Dexter Fong: In a charge, I'd rather be last
Principalpoop: where is my klinger dress?
Dexter Fong: More time to change my mind
H. Stones: the British troops have been so badly equipped that the Americans called them the Borrowers
donk: afganastan was a good battle, cease, no so with iraq
Dexter Fong: Poop: Trouble with static electricity?
cease: my father's unit was part of the candian raid on dieppe (you can google it), a kind of warm up for d-day. most of his firends were slaughtered there. he was in a hospital back in canada and never made the raid. if he had, i wouldnt be typing this
Principalpoop: how did we invade afghanistan so fast after 911? it takes longer to plan a ship reunion at disney world?
cease: the plans have always been therre. like the plans to invade vancouver
Dexter Fong: Poop: It wasn't that fast...prolly a year at least
H. Stones: well Clinton was already bombing it before 911
Principalpoop: it was a month
donk: my dad is a d-day veteran and still ticking at 85
H. Stones: remember the aspirin factory ?
Dexter Fong: Really?
Principalpoop: yes fong, but who cares
Principalpoop: we just have super planners and travel makers and suppliers
Dexter Fong: stones: The one in ST, Josephs
cease: good for him, donk
Principalpoop: wow donk
Dexter Fong: The factory with child labor
H. Stones: yes, if you want to end child labour you bomb the child
Dexter Fong: Saint Josephs aspirin...for children, made by children
Dexter Fong: It takes a war effort to bomb a child
Principalpoop: i am not saying we won't get our hair mussed
Dexter Fong: Don't touch the hair!
Principalpoop: ahh I saw arsenic and old lace for the first time in years this week, how wonderful
Dexter Fong: And don't touch the tortoise either
H. Stones: which one fong ?
Principalpoop: oh johnny, not melbourne please
Dexter Fong: The wild hair Stones
H. Stones: was the Hair apparent ?
Dexter Fong: As the hair in your nose
Principalpoop: ask the hair in your ear
Dexter Fong: and in your ears
Principalpoop: i asked first
Dexter Fong: I didn't hair you
H. Stones: reminds me of the old one about the bald man who had rabbits tattooed on his bead because from a distance they looked like Hares
cease: the hare club for men
Principalpoop: whiskers stones
Dexter Fong: Kills em dead...with one blow
H. Stones: sounds like an unnatural act Fong
cease: one of the most inspired southparks iv'e seen of late
Principalpoop: blow the man down mates blow the man down
Dexter Fong: well Dear Friends...gotta get outta here..see you in two weeks
Principalpoop: 2 weeks?
Principalpoop: have a super 2 weeks
cease: ok dex. have fun with family
H. Stones: you will be missed Fong
Dexter Fong: Yeah Poop, I'll be in FLA next week
Principalpoop: ahh nice
H. Stones: take care Fong and have a good time
Dexter Fong: Maybe will be able to drop in
Principalpoop: bring suntan lotion
Dexter Fong: Thanks all, and stay safe and sound and intermittenantly sane
cease: have lots of cold drinks
Principalpoop: sound hehehe cough cough
H. Stones: well i better be out of here now, take care and stay safe everyone
Principalpoop: it is late, and the bus is leaving
Principalpoop: they will be fine cat, relax now, see you soon, glad you escaped aol stones, cheerio
Principalpoop: ciaoo
Principalpoop: oosp and donk, hejhej
cease: off we flow
||||||||| Principalpoop rushes off, saying "12:20 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
H. Stones: me too PP, see you later alligator
||||||||| "12:20 AM? I'm late!" exclaims cease, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H. Stones - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: Thanks for all the fish
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "12:35 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| donk - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:

ah,clem
Bambi
Bightrethighrehighre
Bubba's Brain
cease
Dexter Fong
donk
drmatt
Elayne
Firebroiled
H. Stones
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop
Tween-O-Matic URL References:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jnq-lRpUoRXY_jeSCqw3lhlRbB3AD8ULRGGG0
http://austin.weblogger.com/
http://bloomington.startupweekend.com/
http://pri.kts-af.net/redir/index.pls?esid=dd576f38f503599090e8e8f216e29cec&url_no=1&client_id=7&uid=68efed4d03ec7e45fd3978262c107180&clicksrc=xml

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"