Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
01/03/2008

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 03, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem gets out at 7:34 PM.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '" a few minutes with FireSign Theater" at about 9 eastern, and we are Not Insane! (vote Papoon!)'
||||||||| "7:37 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| 8:27 PM: XenophobaTween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
XenophobaTween: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway??
||||||||| XenophobaTween leaves to catch the 8:27 PM train to Hellmouth.
||||||||| Mr. Motion sneaks in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Mr. Motion: Where'd all the kids go?
Mr. Motion: Papoon for President you know he's not insane!
Mr. Motion: Back to the shadows again! http://www.issuesandalibis.org/
Mr. Motion: THis week's quote, "The future fare. An affair for all and no fair to anybody!"
Mr. Motion: I'll just stand over here on the old yellow line, talkin' to myself...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 03, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bambi inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Mr. Motion: Catherwood's on time... Wow!
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:01 PM"
Mr. Motion: Hey Bambi!
Bambi: kewl isn't it ... nice to have C.W. ontime for a change ... has been for awhile now. Almost forgot he used to be off LOL
Bambi: how are you Mr. Motion :-)
Mr. Motion: It's been a while since I've been here. Is your old man back on the air?
Bambi: or should I call you Uncle Ernie ;-)
Bambi: yep, he is on tonight
Mr. Motion: I'm fat and sassy Bambi, how's about you? I've been called worse!
Bambi: with an appropriate Papoon for President LOL
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Mr. Motion: Kewl I'll have to tune in!
Merlyn: How do? Moto, Bam
||||||||| XenophobaTween sneaks in around 9:04 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Mr. Motion: Merl what up?
Bambi: Hey Merlyn!
Bambi: Mr. Wizard is here :-)
XenophobaTween: Welcome to side 5....
Bambi: he Tween!
Mr. Motion: Tween follow i your book and repeat after me...
XenophobaTween: My neighbors are appreciating my taste in music lol
XenophobaTween: Playing Steeleye Span's 'Rocket Cottage"
Bambi: kewl :-)
Merlyn: back in a few
||||||||| "9:06 PM? 9:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits on the couch.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Tor Hershman inside, makes a note of the time (9:06 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
XenophobaTween: Saw them live at Lisner (GWU DC) with a lady friend in '76
Bambi: k
XenophobaTween: Hey cease, Tor
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bam, cea, Mr., Xe
Bambi: hey Tor
Bambi: hey Cat
Mr. Motion: Tor Cease sup?
Tor Hershman: and Merl orrrrrrrrrr IS Mell XE?
cease: not feeling very well tonight. may only be here for a few minutes
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:07 PM and H. STONES bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, H.
XenophobaTween: Hail and well met, UK
Mr. Motion: Stones
H. STONES: New Year Greetings
H. STONES: brb
Bambi: Hey Stones
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'ah,clem', just granted probation at 9:08 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: hopefully 2008 will be a better year
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, ah
Bambi: hey Clem
Mr. Motion: AC keep on rockin' in the "free world"!
H. STONES: yes, hopefull the Bush will be trimmed down to the root
XenophobaTween: Grid Bless 2008 will be better lol
Mr. Motion: Grid Willing!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:09 PM and Honey Sanchez steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Honey Sanchez: hello friends :)
Tor Hershman: Hwody do, Hon
Mr. Motion: Honey...
Bambi: hey Honey
XenophobaTween: So, who'd you vote Prime Dictator of the US, Stones?
XenophobaTween: Hey NM
Merlyn: I'm back and I'm bootiful
Mr. Motion: Well you're back anyway!
XenophobaTween: lol Merl
H. STONES: yes the Black dude
Honey Sanchez: hi mr hi bambi hi tor hey tween hi senor stones hi merlyn hello clem hi cat hi tor
cease: oo much booty? thats too much information
H. STONES: gives Honey a big hug
Merlyn: I have 3 boots and two left feet
Tor Hershman: Hi Hi
Bambi: mah-vaa-lis!
Merlyn: I reboot my computer a lot
H. STONES: we all need a hobby Merlyn
Merlyn: hey stones, you related to IF stone?
Honey Sanchez returns the hug with a smoochie & a smile
H. STONES: yes but it was a rocky relationship Merl
Honey Sanchez: Oooooooooh catherwood, bring me a catherwood suprise, please
||||||||| Catherwood hands Honey Sanchez a suprise.
Bambi: so, Stones, you think the black dude wil be win?
Honey Sanchez: mmmmm
Merlyn: can we have a caucus in the caucus mountains?
H. STONES: no because that would be exclusively caucasian and exclude the dude
XenophobaTween: Who you callin' a caucasian
Tor Hershman: "Week In Tech"
Mr. Motion: Let me scare you with a little story...
cease: ok i'm gonna go lie down. may be back later, maybe not.
||||||||| cease says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, cease exits at 9:14 PM.
XenophobaTween: lol
Honey Sanchez: aw cat..come back if you're feelin' better
Tor Hershman: The Futureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mr. Motion: Ta ta Cat
H. STONES: whats the black dudes name, Obi one conobi or something ?
Tor Hershman: TTFN, cease
Honey Sanchez: obama
H. STONES: sounds Irish
Merlyn: some of that was monty python
Honey Sanchez: it sure doesnt sound american
Tor Hershman: Groove-on, clem
Merlyn: obi wan would be good
Bambi: Clem is there ... Hi Clem!
ah,clem: hi all
ah,clem: when did I get cut off?
Mr. Motion: Clem...
Bambi: I am hearing Clem :-)
Honey Sanchez: howdy clem
Bambi: don't know .. not sure if you did. may have been before you got started
ah,clem: hola Honey
Honey Sanchez: i like ron paul, but he doesnt have a chance in hades, im afraid
Bambi: sad isn't it Honey ... finally get a candidate worth his salt and .... sigh
Mr. Motion: I'm backing Mrs. Betty Bowers for Pres...
Honey Sanchez: yeah sigh :(
H. STONES: Betty Boop ?
Merlyn: Ron Paul! He's Insane!
Tor Hershman: Say, why don't you vote for a WINNER.....Vote for The Little Bummer Boy, who just happens to be #1 one at SoundLift http://www.soundlift.com/browse/chart.php
Merlyn: the anti-Papoon
Bambi: I think anyone who thinks he was the only decent candidate should vote for him anyway. That way maybe that too will send a message. Give us real candidates or get off the pot. ;-)
ah,clem: again we vote for "none of the above" or Ron, take your pick
XenophobaTween: It's going to be a looong summer ;-)
Mr. Motion: If thats the choice none of the above!
Bambi: you tell 'em Clem
Tor Hershman: Betty Bowers, moi t'were using the phrase "Seasons' Bleatings" then I googled it and found that Ms. Bowers done did thunk-it-up before moi.
ah,clem: or papoon, lol
Honey Sanchez: when it finally gets here which seems like a real loooooooooooooong time from now, tween
Bambi: lol Tween
H. STONES: ok clem so thats President None of the Above and Vice President Ron ??
Bambi: yeah, or Papoon
Mr. Motion: She's has Jesus as a running mate!
Honey Sanchez: oh my
Bambi: voting for Papoon is a vote for N.O.T.A. lol
XenophobaTween: Think it's a good thing, Honey
H. STONES: its a Sandal Scandal
XenophobaTween: Forget the soundbite elections. Get to know these people
Honey Sanchez: i know enough of hillary :P
ah,clem: did not know feed quit till I was done speaking and tried chat, nice (or not) false start
XenophobaTween: If it comes to that, I hope Austin lets me write in Papoon lol
Mr. Motion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0f8qdvn_Zo
XenophobaTween: As the Moody Blues would say, "Once Is Enough"
Tor Hershman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE Star Trekkin'
ah,clem: as papoon said, "if elected, I will not serve", Dave would be fine with that
XenophobaTween: Sorry Mr. M, OS 9 uses Flash 7
H. STONES: Even dead, Zappa would make a better president
Honey Sanchez: here hear!!!!
Tor Hershman: Gotz to go, nite all.
XenophobaTween: lol clem
H. STONES: gnight Tor
Honey Sanchez: nite tor
XenophobaTween: Bye Tor
Mr. Motion: Bummer tween dual drive OS 10 here...
XenophobaTween: New Macs are great
XenophobaTween: Need a new car first
XenophobaTween: Preferrably one that get 100mpg ;-)
ah,clem: cost about the same, Tween, lol
ah,clem: mac <> car
Merlyn: Here's a funny pic: http://3.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/d/6/collegehumor.f4b3a16d36bc7caa4353777628dc18ce.jpg
XenophobaTween: ;)
Mr. Motion: Tee he he Merl
H. STONES: cars are marginally cheaper than Macs
Honey Sanchez is thinking of getting a vespa
XenophobaTween: rofl Merl
Mr. Motion: I'm too dumb to use a PC
H. STONES: cycling is healthy
Merlyn: the nicer, gentler guantanomo
H. STONES: Mr M, the dumber you are the more that macs appeal
XenophobaTween: Or one of JL's custom Linux boxes ;-)
Honey Sanchez giggles
Bambi: not any more Stones ... you can get three Macs for the price of a car these days lol
||||||||| Dexter Fong steps in at 9:26 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
XenophobaTween: Yeah, Merl lol
XenophobaTween: Fonggggg!
Honey Sanchez: hi dex hola compadre
H. STONES: thats better Bambi, it was only two this time last year
Mr. Motion: Dex!
Bambi: course it would depend upon the type of vehicle ... you might be able to get half a dozen Macs and PCs for one vehicle
H. STONES: soon they may be as cheap as er ......... PCs?
Dexter Fong: Good evening deeeeeeaaaar friends
Bambi: ;p;
Bambi: hey Dex
H. STONES: Greetings Mlord Dexter
Dexter Fong: Shiver me shins..it's me old flame-type flame Honey Banister
Bambi: LOL Stones
ah,clem: hey Dex
Dexter Fong: Hi clem, Bambi, Stones, Merlyn, MM, Tor and tween
||||||||| Around 9:29 PM, H. STONES walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'H. Stones', just granted probation at 9:29 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
H. Stones: Dont you just hate people who shout their names ?
Honey Sanchez: in or out stones, but stop slamming the screen door!
XenophobaTween: Even the cheapest Mac is so much better. Easy to use (as of OS X), and once you've bought one of their machnes Cupertino really takes care of you.
H. Stones: sorry Honey
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: ah, that's better ... Stones is not shouting any more :-)
XenophobaTween: The screen door on our Yellow Submarine?
Bambi: LOL good one Honey
H. Stones: once you have bought one of them over here, you have to rent Dexters Dumpster to live in
Mr. Motion: Here's me as Hemlock in W the movie with my alien Dr. Flotsam http://www.issuesandalibis.org/stonesflotsam1a.jpg
Honey Sanchez: lol
Dexter Fong: Dexter's Dumpsters now available at Pied-a-terres be us
XenophobaTween: Yes, but you have wi-fi access in the cardboard box Stones... lol
Dexter Fong: I have a book report
Merlyn: it's a fair cop
Honey Sanchez: the way things are going i may need to lease one of those myself, dex
H. Stones: Stones wonders just how many dumpsters Dexter now has
Dexter Fong: A dram of dumpsters
H. Stones: Wi Fi ROFL
Dexter Fong: Don't you mean wifie?
Dexter Fong: or wify?
H. Stones: give me cable and a dumpster any day
XenophobaTween: With me, it's a matter of software.
Dexter Fong: Give me a bagel and dagwood bumster
XenophobaTween: got software that would cost 2x as much as the computer to upgrade. Won't run in 'Classic Mode'
H. Stones: Keeping Windows running is like being a petrol head, you always have your head under the hood
Dexter Fong: If ware remains soft for mor that 4 hours, take another pill
XenophobaTween: Do like OS X, though
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
Bambi: I see someone is displaying the flag in the manner showing distress as a county: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=meaning+of+an+upside+down+US+Flag&btnG=Google+Search
H. Stones: good advice Dex
XenophobaTween thinks Stones has a Morris Garage
Dexter Fong: No minors allowed
H. Stones: Tween must have a camera round there somewhere
Merlyn: that's why the US can't ever have an up-down symmetrical flag, we'd never know when we're in trouble
XenophobaTween: Ah whoooo - where wolves of Young Frankenstein?
H. Stones: (maybe its hidden under that enormous pile of emails i havent read yet )
XenophobaTween: 6v negative ground lol
Bambi: it's sad that many don't realize the true meaning of that action. It is not disrespectful, it shows major distress.
XenophobaTween: Round and Round we goooo - to David Cousins
Dexter Fong: I have a book report
ah,clem: 6v -g, that never happened, lol
H. Stones: Major Distress, i thought he had retired
Mr. Motion: Keep'em flying Y'all! http://wthemovie.com
Bambi: LOL Stones
ah,clem: in the old days they liked rust I guess
Dexter Fong: Major Disdress...Out of uniform again
||||||||| 9:39 PM -- Mr. Motion left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
XenophobaTween: Which Stipe are you? You think you're a Starr?
||||||||| Donk steals in around 9:39 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: A shining star is what i yam
XenophobaTween: The flag of the UK - The Starrs and Stipes
Honey Sanchez: hola, donK
Dexter Fong: Don K
H. Stones: what does it mean if you hang the flag sideways, ? dyslexia ?
XenophobaTween: Hey Don
Donk: hey Sanchez, and Dex
XenophobaTween: Sideways is not a good idea - this Public Service Message brought to you by Ralph Spoilsport Motors
Donk: hey Tween
XenophobaTween: Hey Don
Dexter Fong: Hanging the flag sideways, or even to the front is a publicity stunt
H. Stones: Well tween the colours of the Union Flag all mean something, the red symbolises the blood of all the foreigners we have invaded and killed, the white is for running away when we bite off more than we can chew and the blue is because others have tried to tell us this till they are blue in the face
Bambi: Hey Don
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:42 PM, dragging llanw by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
llanw: llo, dear friends
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
Dexter Fong: I have a book report
Honey Sanchez: he's ok, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Honey Sanchez and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Bambi: Hey llanwydd
XenophobaTween: What? The UK doesn't have pickup trucks with the Stars and Bars behind behind the rifle rack in the rear window? lol
H. Stones: Hi llan, me and Honey were touring the Principality only the other day
XenophobaTween: Hey LL
Bambi: Catherwood please pour llanwydd a voucher
||||||||| Catherwood gets llanwydd a voucher.
llanw: got home a little early from my play rehearsal
Dexter Fong: Did all your lines, did you llan?
||||||||| 9:44 PM -- H. Stones left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a double toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a double toasted almond.
llanw: no kidding! did you see the prince?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:44 PM and late as usual, it's H. Stones, just back from AOL."
Dexter Fong: and his pals
Honey Sanchez: wb stones dang that AOL
llanw: well, dex, only my lines for my last scene
H. Stones: no, but there is new UFO activity there
XenophobaTween: Formerly know as Dianna?
Dexter Fong: Dianu
Honey Sanchez: yes we were touring mold, llan a lovely little place
XenophobaTween: Beam me up, Scotty
XenophobaTween wonders if Dex has a copy of sunfighter
Dexter Fong: Tween: Put these dilithium crystals in you nose and breathe deeply
llanw: I wouldn't have to leave my kitchen to tour mold
XenophobaTween: Nooo thanks lol
H. Stones: the nostrils canna take it captain
Dexter Fong: Tween: No, but I *do* have sunglasses
Honey Sanchez: lol
ah,clem: ...
Dexter Fong: I cannot see, look out for me
XenophobaTween: Good exercise, though. I only wear crystals so I can be close to Geeza
Dexter Fong: ...and my book report
Honey Sanchez: hey dex what is this muchly publicized book report about>
Dexter Fong: I thought you'd never ask...really
XenophobaTween: Let's divide up the Great Divide. You'll need 3d glasses for that, though
Honey Sanchez: after 3 mentions, someone had to
Dexter Fong: Okay: Just finished first volume (3 books) of a three volume set entitled The Baroque Cycle by Neal Stephenson
Bambi: well, what did you think of it Dex?
Honey Sanchez: unicycle bicycle or tricycle, dex?
XenophobaTween: LOL
Dexter Fong: Covers European History from approx the English Restoration (Charles the !st),,,the wars...the palace intrigues...the energence of what we now call Science (Newton, Lienitx, Hooke, Huygens, Descarte, Spinoza, Boyle, etc
Dexter Fong: Liebnitz
Honey Sanchez: wow
XenophobaTween: People don't remember that there was an English Civil War
Honey Sanchez: can you condense your report in twenty words or less?
H. Stones: of course that was in the time before they re invented God which proved science wrong
XenophobaTween: Or that we owe much of our Constitution to the Magna Carta
H. Stones: not any more Tween
Bambi: so, we will be able to start asking you klok questions soon, Dex?
Dexter Fong: Chock full o interesting stuff written with humor and the ability to explain science in everyday terms, a plot that just carries you along at a rapid pace
XenophobaTween: If only Bambi lol
ah,clem: don't think so was still working on 200, but I am on the radio...
Dexter Fong: Bambi, the clock is ticking on that one
H. Stones: no itrs not, i forgot to wind it up
XenophobaTween: Which way?
Bambi: LOL Stones
Dexter Fong: No worries, Stones, it's one of Huygens new 15 foot pendulum clocks...runs for a month
XenophobaTween: Counter klokwise?
H. Stones: take no notice of the ticks, tocks and twangs, i really do know what i am doing, honest
Dexter Fong: Tween: =)))
Bambi: LOL Tween
Bambi: it's a klokwork orange!
XenophobaTween: You left Basra - you know what you're doing
H. Stones: i have the new Windows Vista clock, looks nice and colourful but its only correct twice a day
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:54 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
XenophobaTween: Mmmmmm oranges....
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Bambi: hi Elayne
Honey Sanchez: hello Elayne :)
H. Stones: hi Elayne
XenophobaTween: Hey E :-)
Dexter Fong: And the FST harmonius adjaceny award goes to XenophobaTween
llanw: hi Elayne!
Dexter Fong: Hi E!
Merlyn: heyE
Elayne: Just curious, did my ex show up? I tried to talk him into coming in and saying hi tonight.
XenophobaTween: William and Mary.....
XenophobaTween tips his Stetson to Fong
Dexter Fong: What's he look like E?
Elayne: The usual, Dex.
Elayne: His nom de chat would probably be some variation of "shot."
H. Stones: with the sears poncho and sombrero Elayne ?
Dexter Fong: Does he have a bold face...or is he somewhat Italic in mien
Elayne: He's a Canuck.
Dexter Fong: A roman Goth?
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhhh a wingding
Elayne: Well, a Canuck by way of Connecticut.
H. Stones: Canuck of the North ?
Dexter Fong: Eh
Merlyn: "XenophobaTween" starts with ex
llanw: nom de chat? the name of his cat?
Dexter Fong: And goes right on to another
Bambi: well, Mr. Motion was here and Tor was here earlier too, but everyone else is still here, I think...
XenophobaTween: Wor faddar was a romin'?
Elayne: Where's Cat this evening?
Dexter Fong: Y? You may ask
Dexter Fong: Z answer is unknown
H. Stones: that is really only a matter of opinion Bambi
XenophobaTween: brb
Bambi: could have gotten here before me though
Bambi: ah, yes ... how true Stones
Bambi: brb
H. Stones: HB
Dexter Fong: So in closing, I thought the book was like awesome? And i'd like to sell my copy
H. Stones: what book was that Fong, i must have dozed off ?
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Donk - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: The Baroque Cycle, first book "Quicksilver"
Dexter Fong: Neal stephonson
H. Stones: yes, a great band i thought..
Dexter Fong: Stevenson
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
H. Stones: of course the first Baroque cycle had no proper brakes or warning bell but it was very stylish
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, strike a gong, get it on
||||||||| Catherwood brings it on.
Dexter Fong: Just as good
Dexter Fong: MF
Bambi: ah, that's sweet Clem
Dexter Fong: He shore is
XenophobaTween: Paul Lee?
Dexter Fong: Basterd son of rober E. (no relation to the other E!)
ah,clem: and sharing with my dear friends
Dexter Fong: Share cropper
XenophobaTween: Guess one of the best things about Ron Paul is he's a Texan who has _nothing_ to do with the Bush family lol
ah,clem: sad he did not hear that
XenophobaTween: Charley Pride
Dexter Fong: He's still a Texan
XenophobaTween: sorry, thought it was a Rorscach test
llanw: you think something will finally be done about the price of gas when bush leaves office?
Honey Sanchez: its also refreshing that he has two first names
Dexter Fong hums "won't get fooled again" hah!
XenophobaTween: Well, I wouldn't have moved to TX if it hadn't been for Austin
llanw: I think it is likely. mark my words
Dexter Fong: Phil Austin made you move to texas?
XenophobaTween: More like Berkley and Silicon Valley than the rest of TX
Honey Sanchez: yes it will go up $$$$ regardless
Bambi: likely not till we have no more entangling alliances unfortunately
H. Stones: Tween, whats it like living in an oasis surrounded by a cultural desert
Elayne: Well, I have to get up super-early tomorrow, going into the old office again in the morning, then an interview in the afternoon.
Elayne: See you all next week!
Dexter Fong: I wen't out with a woman who had a silicon valley...robustly perfumed
XenophobaTween: Yes, he called me on the phone and said, "You must live in the land of the armadillo."
Bambi: have a great week E!
Honey Sanchez: adios elayne good luck with the interview :)
XenophobaTween: Bye E
||||||||| Elayne leaves at 10:05 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
H. Stones: havea a good week Elayne
llanw: mark my words!
Dexter Fong: Happy New Year Elayne
Dexter Fong: alway too late
Merlyn: bye E
XenophobaTween: Well, it's not such a desert, actually
llanw: either the price of gas will go down or there will be an alternative fuel available
Merlyn: Obama is slightly ahead, 34% to 32% & 32%
Dexter Fong: Tween: Never seen an armed dildo
XenophobaTween: But Austin really is an oasis
Honey Sanchez: i dont have much faith in either option, llan
Bambi: you'll need a crow bar *smack* a crew Mark
ah,clem: I did not talk to Dad for 21 years, you will see why, even though we were the only ones to take care of him when he could do nothing
XenophobaTween: Lots of good music from other parts of the state
Dexter Fong: Are you impugnating, sirrah, that the rest of the DST is a cultural desert
H. Stones: at least its not part of the Union Tween
XenophobaTween: What Fong? You've never seen Armageddon? That was a documentary, right?
XenophobaTween: A separate country from 1836 to 1845
Dexter Fong: The Union between THe palatinate of Tween and The Isle of Ffflem
Bambi: who's Union Stones? lol
XenophobaTween: lol Dex
H. Stones: please dont confuse me Bambi
Honey Sanchez: texas is not officially part of the union
H. Stones: i thought it was still part of Mexico
XenophobaTween: Mexicans are part of the fabric here. Don't know about DeMoines lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bunnyboy close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:09 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
Bunnyboy: Huckobama!
XenophobaTween: hey Bun
Honey Sanchez: hi bunny
llanw: hey bunny
Bunnyboy: Did I scare ya?
H. Stones: hi Bunny
Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny
Dexter Fong: Not yet Bunny
XenophobaTween: Ah the Brit flag LOL
Bambi: well they were their own country for a time as well as a territory, before they begrudingly became a state...if I remember correctly about Texas ... Tween will correct me if I am remembering incorrectly here.
Bambi : smile
XenophobaTween: TX & Cal are majority Hispanic
Bambi: hi Bunny
Dexter Fong sees Bambi smile
Honey Sanchez: i don't think they ever offically joined the union......
Honey Sanchez: new mexico too tween
XenophobaTween: TX & Cal are majority Hispanic
H. Stones: maybe it was BO that made it the Lone Star
Bambi: for real Honey?
Dexter Fong: Hey, that gringo is repeating himself
Bambi: then how can we have presidents from those two places?
Honey Sanchez: new mexico is majority hispanic yes
XenophobaTween: James Mitchener wrote a great book. 'Texas" - if you're really interested
Dexter Fong: I read a book
H. Stones: what a great title, Texas if your Really Interested
Dexter Fong: The baroque cycle
Dexter Fong: Now in paperback
Honey Sanchez: lol stones
XenophobaTween: Excellent history - 6 flags have flown over TX, including French
Bunnyboy: Don't Mess with Mexas.
H. Stones: lol
Bambi: well, if that's the case ... maybe we can move there
Bambi: lol
XenophobaTween: lol Bun
Bunnyboy: Remember the...Alleyhole?
Bambi: (about it not being a real state)
Bambi: some places are commonwealths instead of states, like Virginia,
XenophobaTween: I really need to learn MX Spanish, just so I know what people are laughing at behind my back ;)
Dexter Fong: or as the French called it Le Allez 'ole
Bambi: Deleware and a few others
Honey Sanchez: the Lakota Sioux have become an independent country here in the past week or so
XenophobaTween: Mass is Commonwealth
XenophobaTween: All hail the 50 Snakes!
Bunnyboy: I always loved Albert Brooks' Alamo routine.
Dexter Fong: No, as Newton proved, mass is force time gravity
XenophobaTween: Never seen it, Bun. Would love to :-)
Bunnyboy: "I'm Alamo Bradley, and this is my wife, Alamina! Here's little Alamo JUNIOR!!!"
Bambi: it's a shame that having a geneology relationship to Pocahontas doesn't qualify as being able to become an independent nation; or a small part of two different tribes
XenophobaTween: Sounds like a good bit
H. Stones: My Alamo didnt go off this morning and i overslept
Dexter Fong: I remember the Alamos, tony...and most of all, Momma Al;amo
Bunnyboy: Tween: Like FST, it's a movie in your mind. Specifically, to be found on Brooks' album COMEDY MINUS ONE.
Dexter Fong: Bambi, I'll let you be my guide and squaw
XenophobaTween: Yeah, TX has its own army & navy. Nuke silos. Could separate again if it wanted.
Bambi: lol
Honey Sanchez: and it has plenty of people who want to seperate from the union again too, tween
H. Stones: has it got its own flag Tween ?
XenophobaTween: Hmmm... Bambi as Pocohantas
Bambi: well they are big enough to be a free nation of their own in TX
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: The Flag of Texas flies proudly tonight over all wetbacks
XenophobaTween: The one from Indiana is much cooler
Bunnyboy: It's Danica McKellar's birthday. Yes, Winnie Cooper is 33.
H. Stones: untill the oil runs out that is, Bambi
Bambi: very tiny genealogy link these days Tween and Dex ... more of a Mutt these days
XenophobaTween: http://www.theinmatelocator.com/images/indiana_flag.jpg
Bunnyboy: brb. Bunnette arrives.
Honey Sanchez: k hb bun
Dexter Fong: Greet her genially
Dexter Fong: almost unctuously,,,then turn stage left and pick up the gun
XenophobaTween: Now Dex, that's none of your business
Dexter Fong: Theater is *everybodys* businesss
H. Stones: is that Theater or Theatre Fong ?
Dexter Fong: Before James the Popish Pretender it *was* theatre, after W of Orange, Theater
Dexter Fong: I learned this of course in the book I've been reading, The baroque Cycle
XenophobaTween: well, there it is....
H. Stones: Britain is now a Catholic country once again due to large Polish immigration
Dexter Fong: Yep, can't say it plainer..
ah,clem: ...
XenophobaTween hopes Dex gets the ref from Amadeus
H. Stones: has the Baroque cycle got solid wheels Dexter ?
Dexter Fong: Stones..will you be Huguenaughte, Barker, or just Nun of The Abve
Honey Sanchez: i thought there was a large pakistani and indian population too, stones are you sure britain is not now a infidel country???
H. Stones: Baroque is only Rocky Rococo
XenophobaTween: lol Dex
Dexter Fong: An in Fidel country, Castro occupied England
XenophobaTween: The grate melting pot, Jamaica
H. Stones: with the new Catholic Breeding program, we have once again over run the oriental hoards
Dexter Fong: Stones: Rocky is from the Cadet Branch of Baron Barock
H. Stones: i think you mean Castrol
Bambi waves hello to Clem!
ah,clem )
XenophobaTween: So, yoo sai dees ees day at the races wvar?
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Clem
ah,clem: aww, my dear deer...
Dexter Fong: A Day With the Racists, southern america's most bigoted family
Honey Sanchez: catherwood, a'll have a mint julep, please
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Honey Sanchez
llanw: been afk. who is racist?
Honey Sanchez: castrol
XenophobaTween: As Slappy White would say, "I can only trace my family back to Detroit. Kunta Pimpee...."
Dexter Fong: No fare clem, okay, play Maybe first half of lawyer's Hospital
llanw: I wonder how slappy's family feels about that joke
ah,clem: catherwood, please give Honey a mint julip
||||||||| Catherwood brings honey a mint julip.
XenophobaTween: As Slappy White would say, "I can only trace my family back to Detroit. Kunta Pimpee...."
ah,clem :)
Honey Sanchez: why, thank you dear clem, you are quite the gentleman
Dexter Fong believes we have to sell Old Catherwood, can't have him ignorin' Miss Honey
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and says "Something I can help with?"
XenophobaTween: Papoon for President!!
Dexter Fong: Catherwood for sale!!!!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
Honey Sanchez: sell yourself, catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Honey Sanchez and says "Did you want something?"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, show everybody your attributes
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong
Dexter Fong: Whup dat boy!!!!!!
H. Stones: hmmm, impressive Fong !
llanw: I'm on vicodin tonight
llanw: abcess tooth
Dexter Fong puts on Billy Holiday recording of Strange Fruit
H. Stones: makes a break from Welsh Rarebit llan
Honey Sanchez: owie!
Dexter Fong: Fruit
llanw: or abcessed
Merlyn: No room at the Not Inn Sane
Dexter Fong: Abcessed denied, incorrect password
XenophobaTween: Yeah Dex
XenophobaTween: You have no idea about Austin
llanw: but abcess makes the heart grow fonder
XenophobaTween: Colored folks are allowed to drink from the same fruit here!
Dexter Fong: Tween: Wrong...I *do* have ideas about Austin,,,however they may be wrong
Dexter Fong: afkfor refill
llanw: same fruit?
XenophobaTween: ESP the ones with the SUVs and uzis lol
Honey Sanchez: austin is the only civilized place in texas
XenophobaTween: Hardly, but we do put on amazingly good concerts
llanw: I skipped austin when I was in tx
llanw: I saw san antonio and houston
Honey Sanchez: although san antonio is lovely and doesn't seem like texas
H. Stones: is there anywhere civilised in NM Honey ?
XenophobaTween: This place is very quickly turning into 'Hollywood Texas'
Honey Sanchez: hmmmmmm it depends upon what civilization you speak of
H. Stones: it used to be civilised in England but they all left
llanw: or hollow wood
XenophobaTween: The Alamo is a recommended movie
llanw: or holy gram
XenophobaTween: Depends on what you mean by people, said the medicine man
Honey Sanchez nods
llanw: I saw The Alamo on a big screen
XenophobaTween: And stones should watch "Last of the Mohicans"
Honey Sanchez: i saw the alamo on peewee's big adventure
XenophobaTween: bet it was good, LL
XenophobaTween: Very well done
H. Stones: Lots of Mohicans here now since Punk Rock
XenophobaTween: LOL Honey
llanw: a lot of people wouldn't agree with me but I think john wayne appeared in a lot of unsympathetic roles
Dexter Fong: What about Last of the Mohitos?
XenophobaTween get's out his bicycle
llanw: yeah the alamo was enjoyable on the big screen
Dexter Fong: Wrong chat Tween
XenophobaTween: How many toes?
XenophobaTween closes his raincoat lol
Dexter Fong: Three
XenophobaTween: Trois?
llanw: I had a friend in PA who was a retired cinema projectionist and he built a little cinema next to his house
H. Stones: ah back to Macs are we Tween ?
XenophobaTween: And lifts
Dexter Fong: LLan: Did he have popcorn maker
llanw: when I lived in PA back in 88 and 89
H. Stones: well somebody had to llan
llanw: as a matter of fact he sold bags of popcorn and candy
llanw: and now that I think of it he sold cigars as well
Dexter Fong: Cuban eh?
XenophobaTween: not robbing a safe here, stones
Honey Sanchez: quite the entepreneur
llanw: well actually he gave them away because it wasn't a licensed movie theatre
XenophobaTween: Get on the gantry lift.....
llanw: he did it as a hobby
Dexter Fong: Get on the gantry, Elmer
XenophobaTween: (one of my teachers was Cockney)
Dexter Fong: Wally Cockaneye
XenophobaTween: but they have him a brace for that
llanw: it was there I saw Birth of a Nation, Nicholas and Alexandra, The Maltese Falcon, and several lesser films
Dexter Fong: Did he show any Chick Flicks?
XenophobaTween: Have you seen "Drug Of The Nation"?
XenophobaTween: give me a moment...
Merlyn: richard lesser films? Like hard day's knight?
Dexter Fong: America, a Nation of Druggists
llanw: haven't seen that, tween. was it a major release?
Honey Sanchez: no roger corman films?
||||||||| 10:42 PM: cease jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
llanw: actually yes. he showed little shop of horrors
Honey Sanchez: welcome back :)
llanw: hey cat!
Merlyn: come lie on the couch, cat
Honey Sanchez: ahhh the jack nicholson version very good!!
cease: dont know how long i'll be here
Dexter Fong: No Italian bette noir early filmage as related in the Baroque Cycle?
Honey Sanchez: talk about needing vicodin
Merlyn: or the davenport, in honor of the iowa caucuses
cease: have you all jumped on the huckaby bandwagon?
ah,clem: you are late Cat
llanw: which is one I'd rather not think about right now in my condition
XenophobaTween: Disposable Heroes of Hiphopocracy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgOWTM5R2DA
llanw: I haven't been following huckaby
Honey Sanchez: lol llan aww
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Cat, hows your cat doing with the resolutions
XenophobaTween: Disposable Heroes of Hiphopocracy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgOWTM5R2DA
cease: my cat?
XenophobaTween: Mmmm - javascript....
ah,clem: I still vote for Papoon
cease: clem, have you been playing the mp3s i sent you?
Dexter Fong: Sorry cat, may have to check on that, could be Kend^'s cat
cease: i thihnk it's kends. i got that from him
XenophobaTween: Well, Chuck Norris wants you to vote for Huckabee. He's a _real_ Christian
Dexter Fong: Mine was forwarded and so I made the easy connection
ah,clem: not tonight, you were not here...
llanw: I've known kend longer than a lot of you
Honey Sanchez: i believe i will vote for pat paulsen again
XenophobaTween: Do you need a yard stick?
llanw: when I first knew him at bobsbrazerkolounge he was kendeb
llanw: I thought it meant Ken and Deb
cease: this sounds like lawyer's hospital
Dexter Fong: llan: He was living a double life at the old Fire Chat RCI
XenophobaTween asks Stones to get out his Scotland Yardstick
cease: yes hopefully i'll be back and healthy next thurs, if not before
XenophobaTween: This is good FST lol
ah,clem: you been to his house, Bam and I have, lol
XenophobaTween: The Golf Game
llanw: but it didn't mean ken and deb, it meant ken de busk
ah,clem: I try tween...
cease: i only know kend from chat
XenophobaTween: ; tips his Lonestar to ah, clem
Dexter Fong: Llan: That's because he was, at the time, a busker...an itinerant street musician and Vagobond
ah,clem: right same person, ask Ken
Bambi: Ken is great ... we met him on a trip up north ... great guy
llanw: is that so? interesting. so his name isn't Kenneth DeBusk?
cease: im listening to thom hartmann on air america
Dexter Fong: Ken *is* great...just absent too much
XenophobaTween: "He's smashed a rat, flat..." LOL
Bambi: of course not, it's Dr. Headphones ;-)
cease: the one air american who knows and plays the firesign theatre
ah,clem: (or bambi) she tyes better than I
Dexter Fong: The title is honorific
H. Stones: me too Cease
XenophobaTween: What test line does Hartmann use, cease?
Bunnyboy: GOLF RAT SHOOT.
Bunnyboy: back
Honey Sanchez: wb
Dexter Fong: Shoot back
cease: he has a segment called Everything You KNow is Wrong which is led into with the firesign riff from that album
llanw: they picked on ford too much
Bunnyboy: cat: Finally watched PAPRIKA. Wow!
Dexter Fong: LLan: Toyoto?
cease: good to hear, bun
llanw: is paprika a new film or old?
Dexter Fong: It's one of those spicy films ...wrong chat
cease: came out here in 07, before in japan
Bunnyboy: I never thought a geisha doll could be so creepy.
llanw: spicy...lol
Bunnyboy: llan: New in 2007, to North America. Produced in Japan in 2006.
Dexter Fong: Bunny: It's the makeup...and the binding of feet
H. Stones: was it inflatable, Bun ?
XenophobaTween: A thin, thin film of paprika on squid at cease's dinner plate
llanw: paprika is a good tasting spice but it's so mild you have to use a ton just to taste it
Dexter Fong: Tween: Sounds almost lifelike
XenophobaTween: You have to taste the tome?
Bunnyboy: Speaking as one who favors animation over anime, PAPRIKA is still quite impressive.
H. Stones: yes he does, doesnt he Fong
llanw: I haven't liked japanese films since kurosawa
Dexter Fong: LLan: There are different types of paprika ranging from sweet to quite piquante
XenophobaTween: Well, it's vintage squid from 1954. Served in a mason jar
llanw: anime can be good but so many of those are alike
cease: even more i liked Tokyo Godfathers and Millenium Actress by the same director
XenophobaTween: I haven't liked Japan since Tokugawa lol
Bunnyboy: Stones: There are MANY inflatable/bendable/squishy things in PAPRIKA. It's a lucid dream setup.
H. Stones: lol
XenophobaTween: lol Bun
XenophobaTween: (the last Shogun of Japan)
Bunnyboy: Stones/Tween: No, REALLY!
llanw: believe it or not in my tiny town of ticonderoga we actually had a hungarian restaurant for a few years
cease: here's where robots rules of order dont apply
llanw: plent of paprika there
XenophobaTween: You aye robot?
llanw: anyway as far as japanese film, kurosawa is really hard to beat
Bunnyboy: llan: Yes, you can't beat a dead director.
Bunnyboy: Sorry, couldn't resist.
XenophobaTween: The severn samurai
llanw: lol
Honey Sanchez: lol
H. Stones: yes you can beat him if you want Bun
llanw: seven samurai is great if you can see the full-length version
Dexter Fong: Bunny: But you can colorize his films
Bunnyboy: But who wants to beat poor dead Akira? Shameful!
Dexter Fong: He's not ashamed
XenophobaTween gets is meter made stick to measure the full-length version
Bunnyboy: Dex: He'd be the first one to colorize his films. In fact, he did!
Bunnyboy: At least, the ones he made after 1980...
H. Stones: uses Tweens stick to beat Roman Polanski
Dexter Fong: Well Bunny, you certainly took the wind out of mey (now) red sails =))
XenophobaTween: Yur fadder vas a romin'?
Bunnyboy: Don't go stickin' your nose in the county's business!
llanw: I wasn't as impressed with polanski as a lot of people were
Dexter Fong: And don't scuffle your feet
llanw: and I've only seen 4 or 5 of his
H. Stones: he was variable llan for sure
XenophobaTween: Which? countre?
H. Stones: liked Fellin though
Dexter Fong: I liked fellatio too
H. Stones: wrong chat room yet again Fongster
XenophobaTween: It's a joke name...
llanw: I thought fellini was pretentious
H. Stones: yes, but that was the point he was making
Dexter Fong: Loved his first film, the baroque bicycle theif
llanw: but maybe I'd understand his films better if I was italian
XenophobaTween: Like 'incontentia buttus'
H. Stones: check out Satyricon
cease: sorry gang, feeling too lousy to sit up at this desk
llanw: bicycle thief was very good but it wasn't fellini
cease: must go back to sleep
Dexter Fong: Feel better Cat
||||||||| cease leaves at 11:00 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Honey Sanchez: yes get better, cat
Dexter Fong: Rosselini?
llanw: hope you feel better cat
Bunnyboy: The Criterion editions of Kurosawa's later works (RAN, and...oh, what's that other one?) include beautifully hand-painted storyboards and designs by the man himself.
llanw: too late
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
XenophobaTween: You make fun of my friend, 'BiggUS DickUS'?
llanw: was it kagemush, bunny?
Bunnyboy: cat gotta cold?
Bunnyboy snickers
Bunnyboy: llan: Yes, KAGEMUSHA. Thanks.
Dexter Fong gets O'Henry
llanw: I mean kagemusha
Bunnyboy: not laffin' at cat. BigUS DickUS Plus. Guess what they do?
llanw: I have seen ran but not kagemusha
Dexter Fong: We all mean kagemusha but koan not always Jewish
XenophobaTween: 4 More Beers!
Merlyn: was that the sudden ending?
Bambi: please stand by
Dexter Fong: and three cheers
ah,clem: Root cat fine but had to give him a blanket, chilly here
Dexter Fong: Stand by what?
Merlyn: oh, back
XenophobaTween: Not always woman...
ah,clem: forecasted 12 tonight
Bambi smile
Honey Sanchez: brrrrrrrrr
XenophobaTween: The stand?
Dexter Fong: The staind?
ah,clem: Root "snesseled"
llanw: yeah that is confusing. they should say what to stand by
Dexter Fong: Stand by your man
XenophobaTween: Only Michaelangelo can staind this
Dexter Fong: STAND BY YOUR PICKUP TRUCK
XenophobaTween: lol clem
Dexter Fong: Gentleman, start your man of pickups
XenophobaTween: Heard of Los Lobos, Dex?
Dexter Fong: or
ah,clem: or woman, as it goes
Dexter Fong: Tween: You mean el Wolves?
XenophobaTween: Really good Cal band
llanw: stand by your ma'am
Dexter Fong: Yes, heard of them
Honey Sanchez: stand by your spam
ah,clem: ight, likt that LL
Dexter Fong: Franklie, my dear Llan, i don't give a ma'am
XenophobaTween: Friends of the Dead - very good
Bunnyboy: I saw an interesting recent film: ZODIAC.
Honey Sanchez puts on her skates and gets ready to roll
Honey Sanchez: see you all next week.........vote papoon!!
||||||||| At 11:06 PM, Dexter Fong vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
H. Stones: gets on his Baroque Cycle and prepares to fall off
||||||||| Honey Sanchez departs at 11:06 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Bunnyboy: Well-paced and fascinating.
XenophobaTween: All that ice in NM?
||||||||| Dexter Fong bounds in at 11:07 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: nite Honey
Dexter Fong: Got excited and threww myself out
Bunnyboy: Nite Dex?
llanw: dex didn't say goodbye. we ought to sue him when he comes back
Bunnyboy: Oh, there Dex are.
Dexter Fong: Too late, I am back already
Bunnyboy: Consider yourself served.
Bunnyboy: Or richocheted.
H. Stones: Ok folks, have a good week and stay safe
Bunnyboy: (sic?)
||||||||| Catherwood enters with llanwydd close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 11:08 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom.
Dexter Fong: You too Stones
Bunnyboy: Don't want to violate any RICOchet laws.
H. Stones: i will see you next week if the Universe permits
llanwydd: I did it too apparently but I don't know how
Dexter Fong: (feeling better)
llanwydd: night stones!
H. Stones: good night all
llanwydd: you have a good week too
Bunnyboy: nite Stones!
||||||||| H. Stones departs at 11:09 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Bunnyboy: I better go cook for my mate. Check ya later!
Dexter Fong: What a romantic departure
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
llanwydd: subject for discussion: the future of the usa
llanwydd: how far in the future will our nation exist
llanwydd: nite bb!
Bunnyboy: llan: We'll talk about that later.
Dexter Fong: Book report: The baroque Cycle by Neal Stephenson
||||||||| Bunnyboy dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bunnyboy?! It's 11:10 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Fong: Llan: When we have more data
llanwydd: lol
llanwydd: baroque cycle. hmm
Dexter Fong: Llan: What play are you in rehearsal for?
llanwydd: I had a baroquen bicycle once
llanwydd: right now I'm doing Merchant of Venice
Dexter Fong: Neither a lender be
llanwydd: I'm playing three different roles and it is a very satisfying experience so far
XenophobaTween: Or a burroer
Dexter Fong: Gotta park my car, hope to be back in say 29 minutes
Dexter Fong: I'm away
llanwydd: parking is such sweet sorrow
XenophobaTween: No, you're _not_ Dex. you're not authorized!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts principalpoop in through the front door at 11:14 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
principalpoop: happy new year
principalpoop: hair lita gonf
llanwydd: same to you princ
XenophobaTween: Play Chinchilla Show
principalpoop: role player eh, drawf with alot of charm or what?
Bambi: hi princep
XenophobaTween: Hey P
principalpoop: i was asleep, what did I miss?
Merlyn: hey pp
llanwydd: I've done that too princ
Merlyn: you missed the big parade of elephants
principalpoop: i mean, what year is it?
Bambi: F.U.B.A.R.
principalpoop: no, that is B.A.B.A.R.
llanwydd: yes the elephants only run once a year
Merlyn: yes, you're on clem
Bambi: ah,clem ... you are here but are fading
llanwydd: this is the year of the elephant
principalpoop: toad away?
Merlyn: don't hear, we can shout
principalpoop: where do you go when you're toad away?
Bambi: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ... testing, testing LOL Clem is still here or at least was
llanwydd: the chinese calendar should have the year of the geek
principalpoop: ugh, I missed ahh, clem
principalpoop: mothers day?
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanw - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: see you all next week :-)
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'dubkitty', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:20 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Warped in through the front door at 11:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bambi: same bat time, same bat station!
llanwydd: nite bambi
principalpoop: HNY and a super week keepers of the root
llanwydd: evening, dub!
||||||||| Bambi leaves at 11:20 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
dubkitty: hi warped
llanwydd: hey warped!
dubkitty: hi han
principalpoop: hi dub warpped
Warped: hi dub!
llanwydd: we had a cat here and now a kitty
ah,clem: good night all
principalpoop: thanks ahh, clem
principalpoop: nat nat
||||||||| At 11:21 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Warped: Hi Ah, clem
principalpoop: too late warped
principalpoop: intelligence? i want to hear about britney spears
Warped: toad away again
principalpoop: so I have to clean up after the elephants, again?
llanwydd: warped looks familiar but I don't remember dubkitty
Merlyn: a lot more donkeys showed up than elephants in iowa, that's a good sign for the election I say
dubkitty: i'm new
Warped: Dub kitty is a friend of mine
dubkitty: thanks to warped
principalpoop: i have been to iowa, as if that was something to brag about
llanwydd: cool
Merlyn: 22 degrees
Warped: I invited her as she is almost as warped as I
llanwydd: warped factor 1 is the speed of light isn't it?
Merlyn: leaving iowa is generally what is bragged about
llanwydd: have never been in iowa
principalpoop: welcome dubkitty, come on in, take off your skin, and rattle around in your bones
Warped: not if you use OS/2
llanwydd: but I must see the cornfields someday
Merlyn: children of the cornfield
llanwydd: just so I can say I saw the cornfields
principalpoop: typical iowa story, a family went to hawaii for vacation in december, and remembered they left the car running in front of the airport, called, and it was still there...
llanwydd: but anytime I hear of iowa I think of a girl I met in college from there
llanwydd: if they all looked like her the place wouldn't be known for corn
principalpoop: mamie eisenhower was from iowa
principalpoop: that blows your theory llan
llanwydd: well she wasn't quite as good looking as this blonde I met
principalpoop: the outcast woman was from iowa I think, that's where her story began
llanwydd: mamie outlived ike didn't she?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:31 PM and Dave & Katie waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
principalpoop: yes she did
principalpoop: hi dave, woof woof katie
llanwydd: hey dave and katie!
Dave & Katie: hi folks, happy new year, we're a bit late, but Katie went to play with another dog and I had dinner with a friend, I hope everyone is doing well
Merlyn: hey D+K
principalpoop: happy new year
llanwydd: I'm doing well dave except an abcessed tooth
principalpoop: ouch llan
llanwydd: take care of your teeth dave. you don't ever want an abcess
principalpoop: i had one of those, the size of a quarter before I got it fixed
llanwydd: well, I'm on vicodin right now and that helps
principalpoop: i won't get a root canal the next time, just yank the thing
||||||||| dubkitty leaves at 11:34 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dave & Katie: I have braces, and have never had a cavity and try to take care of my teeth
principalpoop: dubkitty was not impressed hehe
llanwydd: yeah my dentist talked to me today about having it out
llanwydd: never a cavity! that's a great record
principalpoop: i had to go into debt to pay the many hundreds for the agony of the root canal, and then the tooth fell out anyway
Dave & Katie: my friend Jon had 7 cavities, nope, never had one, I brush well
principalpoop: the flouridated water
principalpoop: i never had one either
principalpoop: but you are an actor llan, you need all your teeth, i don't mind looking like an extra for hee-haw
Dave & Katie: it's a genetic thing, but these braces have really helped, I had two teeth that didn't grow in for some reason, they've closed up the spaces and I just need a little dental work done after the braces, and I like my orthodontist too, which helps
llanwydd: when I was a kid my dentist used to give his child patients gift certificates to an ice cream store in town
principalpoop: lol llan
principalpoop: still have your wisdom teeth? i had all 4 taken out, that was fun
llanwydd: I've only had one extraction and I'm not looking forward to the next one
principalpoop: my extraction was almost easy, I was mugged...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Warped - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: ciao warped
Dave & Katie: I had all four taken out, I remember being under the anesthetic and asking my dad a bunch of questions in english and spanish, dad doesn't speak spanish, but it really wasn't that bad, I just did what they told me to do and didn't have dry sockets or anything, just took advil, it wasn't that painful, not compared to puling my back or anythingZ
principalpoop: that was the root canalled tooth, not the wisdom tooths
llanwydd: I've had two root canals
principalpoop: ouch llan
llanwydd: I also had oral surgery when I was a kid. they put me out completely with anesthesia
principalpoop: yes, it was not a kidney stone dave, but the poor mouth was put through the wringer
Merlyn: I had all 4 wisdom teeth out too, one fully impacted (tooth was sideways under my gum)
principalpoop: ouch M
principalpoop: the dentist with one foot on your chest pulling that one out lol ouch
llanwydd: never had a kidney stone but I thought I had one once and went to the ER late one night
principalpoop: you will know
llanwydd: and if it hurts they always say, "are you sure it isn't just pressure"?
Dave & Katie: never have had a kidney stone, really really don't want one
principalpoop: i was in my 40s, crying like an 8 year old
llanwydd: YES ITS PRESSURE AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL
principalpoop: that infection can move up into your sinuses, don't play around with an abcess
llanwydd: you might not be old enough for a kidney stone, dave
Dave & Katie: I know someone who had that happen, said it was the worst pain she ever felt
llanwydd: it has moved up to my sinuses princ
Dexter Fong: Hey Dave and poop, welcome me back
llanwydd: that's why I',m taking amoxicillin
principalpoop ( llan, get those antibiotics and take them as directed, don't stop if you feel better
Dexter Fong: Hey Dave and poop, welcome me back
principalpoop: super
principalpoop: wb fong, that was fast
Dexter Fong: Did CNI just go away?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Wife has a spot saved for me
principalpoop: i turned it off after toad away
Dexter Fong: Parking spot
principalpoop: that is cheating fong, i hope saint rita does not get angry
Dexter Fong: Poop: I have a special dispensation from Rita
principalpoop: we were talking about root canals and kidney stones, and various pains fong, and you showed up, a pain in the ass hehe
principalpoop: yes, rita can be bribed
Merlyn: well, see you next election, folks
principalpoop: thanks M, HNY again
llanwydd: nite, merl!
Dexter Fong: Now that's interesting because in the book I've been reading (The Baroque Cycle by Neal Spephenson) one of the characters - Samuel Pepys, talks over muchly of his kidney stone and carries it with him
Dave & Katie: I know, talking about pain is fun, right?
principalpoop: i should have kept mine, it was the size of a small bb
Dexter Fong gives dave a smart slap to the pate, talk about that smart guy
llanwydd: I've read part of his diary and he did talk overmuchly
Dexter Fong: Poop: Pepys weighed nearly 27 grams
principalpoop: reminds me of SNL, i hate it when I hit my head with a ball peened hammer, repeatedly
principalpoop: ?????
principalpoop: omg
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 11:51 PM.
Dexter Fong: Poop: Try hitting it weith a mole preener
Dexter Fong: Au Voir Merlynne
principalpoop: i lent my mole preener to the paper delivery boy
llanwydd: ok, we've talked enough about kidney stones but this might be worth mentioning...
Dexter Fong: Poop: And I still didn't get my calendar from the little bastard yet
llanwydd: drinking mineral water every day can cause kidney and gall stones
principalpoop: it can make a grown man cry like a baby, what more do you need to know?
Dexter Fong: Llan: I only drink Vegetable and animal water
principalpoop: ahhh, that was the cause, the water in miami was brown
llanwydd: LOL dex
Dexter Fong: Like the Cuban population
principalpoop: i thought it was just sand
Dexter Fong: No man, it was the plantonos
Dexter Fong: all one of them
principalpoop: 8 years in miami and all I learned was hola and que passa
Dexter Fong: and Calle Ocho
principalpoop: red rice?
Dexter Fong: Rizzo rota
principalpoop: oh no roto
llanwydd: for rice, nothing beats brown basmati
Dexter Fong: Good evening Gato, my name is domingo and i will be your translator
Dexter Fong: Would you like to try some agua caliente?
principalpoop: i use uncle ben's, no character whatsover to distract from the meal
XenophobaTween: ...
principalpoop: wb tween
Dexter Fong: Ucle Ben was used most cruelly before he fled north
principalpoop: run little sheba run
XenophobaTween: Still crazy after all these ears...
llanwydd: Uncle Bends
Dexter Fong: Then he became Ben Franlin and invented lightning and Masons
XenophobaTween: Don't come up on me!
principalpoop: i've always been crazy, its kept me from going insane
Dexter Fong: 'tis only I dear frent
XenophobaTween: rofl, yes P
principalpoop: jimmy buffett said something similar too, but it eludes me
Dexter Fong: 'tis a fine line ye walk poopster
principalpoop: i am so sane, I am outsane hahahahaha cough cough
XenophobaTween makes PrincP an honarary Waylon fan
principalpoop: don't let the screen door hit you, on the way out
llanwydd: I took two vicodin how is it I'm still awake?
Dexter Fong envys the honor
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave & Katie - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: llan: You are not awake, wake is not here this week
principalpoop: you can be an honorary Madame fan fong
XenophobaTween: I disparaged Country Music until I met Waylon's band
Dexter Fong: Bye abd woof D&K
principalpoop: you should be just about right, inbetween reality and dream world llan
Dexter Fong: Poop: Than I shall be a dishonorable woman, but a woman I shall be
XenophobaTween: Ralph Moonie on steel guitar
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
principalpoop: wasn't it waylon and madam
Dexter Fong: Waylon and *THE* Madam
principalpoop: she was from lookingback texas I think
Dexter Fong: walked into a bar looking for an 8 inch pianist
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dave & Katie gets out at 12:01 AM.
principalpoop: wb dave
Dexter Fong: WB D&K
XenophobaTween: http://www.petersontuners.com/oldweb/images/bank/RalphMooney3W.jpg
XenophobaTween: ruff
llanwydd: well perhaps I should go to bed and see what happens
principalpoop: that guy has been around the block few times :)
Dexter Fong: You bet it's rough...who who was the famous homerun hitter?
XenophobaTween: I love country rock. If you don't like it, you don't have to live in Texas lol
llanwydd: I'll probably be short of a tooth the next time I check in
principalpoop: good luck
Dexter Fong: Better than being long in the tooth LLan
llanwydd: night folks
principalpoop: rough way to start the year llan, stop that
Dexter Fong: My teeth aren't long, it's just my gums are shrinking
XenophobaTween: Luck, TX? That's Willie's hometown. Like Seymour for Mellencamp.
Dexter Fong: Night llan, break an abcess
XenophobaTween gets out his drill and say, "Is it safe?"
principalpoop: ouch tween
XenophobaTween: LOL
Dexter Fong: Tween: Although I like Jazz and other such intellectual musiks, I also like C&W and well as country rock
Dexter Fong: George Jones
Dexter Fong: Whoooooh!!
principalpoop: i must admit i do not a single song by garth brook or his ilk
XenophobaTween: AI hate opera, except when Mozart does it
principalpoop: opera sucks
principalpoop: classical sucks, except guitar
XenophobaTween: "You Can't Get The Hell Out Of Texas" (Jones)
Dexter Fong: Tween: Opera is meant to be seen until you really learn about it and have decided you like it
XenophobaTween: I beg to differ... love Classical
principalpoop: too much emotion and complexity for me
Dexter Fong: Yes Tween' I'm sure that poop was just er um..Tourette's syndrome?
XenophobaTween: Amadeus is a great movie. If it is even close to what BS music was at that time when Mozart picked up an electric guitar ;-)....
Dexter Fong: Fuck Bach!!
principalpoop: and I said that as if sucking was a bad thing lol
Dexter Fong: Love Beethovens Fellatio overture
XenophobaTween: Welcome to side 6
XenophobaTween: May I see your mouth, please?
Dexter Fong: of Lesbians Reveries by Schmaltz
principalpoop: FM, sure, that was wagners bowell movement number 2 and now
XenophobaTween: Wagner the Dog
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Bowl music, it was a round, circular you know?
Dexter Fong: Row Row Row your bowel
principalpoop: yes, don't bogart that bowl, pass it around
Dexter Fong: Gentlry in the stream
XenophobaTween: I was at a local library a while back. I asked about all the movie gear in the parking lot. "Tarrentino's making a new movie"
Dexter Fong: Merrily Merrily Mary Lee Robert
Dexter Fong: Life is but a stream
XenophobaTween: Gag me with a pitchfork as the mall rats would say
principalpoop: i thought he made pizzas
Dexter Fong: Gladly...Don't mind if I do
XenophobaTween sings the Universe Song
principalpoop: sell me your liver
Dexter Fong hears the music of the planets as sing "That's enough for me"
XenophobaTween: The man fromme glad?
Dexter Fong: Ethan Fromme Glad to be here
XenophobaTween: That'll cost ya ;-)
principalpoop: I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me
XenophobaTween: Charles Fat from Duck Dong Province?
Dexter Fong: She's wearing that polka dot schmatta
principalpoop: no, it was an itty bitty polka dot bikini
XenophobaTween: Ah, Hillary
Dexter Fong: The fat lady from warsaw did *not* wear a bikini
principalpoop: she was a phun ho kinda girl
Dexter Fong: Short and nappy?
XenophobaTween: It's in the Warsaw, that's why it's yello
Dexter Fong: snappy?
principalpoop: ok imus, we got caught you
XenophobaTween hears the theme from the Addams family
Dexter Fong: Dexter Imus, from 6 to 10
principalpoop: something something and kooky
XenophobaTween: But, who are wee?
Dexter Fong: You get no more nooky
Dexter Fong: Even said to Adam
principalpoop: no more nooky? wanhhh
XenophobaTween: By hook or by nook, we'll have ya....
Dexter Fong: Here, put on these fig leaves, ...much sexier
principalpoop: oh those nooks and crannies, yessir
XenophobaTween: Newtons?
Dexter Fong: Nooks and Crannies by the Thomas bros
principalpoop: she had skin like an english muffin
XenophobaTween: Ah, New Towns....
Dexter Fong: and breasts like two poached eggs covered with Hollandaise sauce
principalpoop: and then the fig leaves and the bartender asks, what the hell just happened? lol
Dexter Fong: but underneath she was a ham
XenophobaTween: Made in an iron oven
Dexter Fong: lol poop
Dexter Fong: Spiral cut
Dexter Fong: For easy serving
principalpoop: yes, too salty for me, i prefer the brown sugar
XenophobaTween: I wanted crumpets, but the LA muffin had to do
Dexter Fong: Do you like your coffe like you like your women, blackm sweet and hot?
principalpoop: young, white and wild, what drink is that? milk straight from the udder?
Dexter Fong: You would prefer le cream?
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave & Katie - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: ciao dave
XenophobaTween: We were riding on the storm, and didn't have time for the gal at the bar to make us muffins
Dexter Fong: D&K, comes here to die in mysterious ways
principalpoop: into this world we're thrown
Dexter Fong: don't have a thing to call my own
principalpoop: like a cat all out alone?
XenophobaTween: Any blind kid that can take a dog and negoiate the streets of NYC has my respect
Dexter Fong: 'cept I make the little girls moan
Dexter Fong: the older girls, they just run away
principalpoop: i even more chicken than a man ever seen
XenophobaTween: Older Girls?
Dexter Fong: You know of them?
Dexter Fong: back in a minute
principalpoop: huh?
XenophobaTween: Nancy Reagan? Jackie Kennedy? Lady Bird Johnson? lol
principalpoop: oki, let me get organized
principalpoop: don['t forget laura and betty and rosslin
XenophobaTween: Whatever she is, Hillary Clinton ain't no girl lol
principalpoop: when did we become an monarchy again? with children and wives taking over the reins of power?
XenophobaTween: I figure about age 25 females should bridle at being called 'girls'
XenophobaTween: But then I don't like Trance music
principalpoop: i have no idea, I have no contact with females under the age of 50, that damn judge
Dexter Fong: Sorry...An older girl kept rollin cross my mind
XenophobaTween: Well, the restraining order only lasts until 60, right?
principalpoop: wb fong
principalpoop: yes, hahahaha cough cough
principalpoop: she was always on my mind
XenophobaTween: Chest Fever, Dex
Dexter Fong: I got one of those restraining orders, thought I was gonna learn a new trade and make more money
principalpoop: work at home? you got that brochure too?
XenophobaTween: Ah, you know like new paitience of job?
Dexter Fong: I woicked at home while my ole lady woiked de streets
Dexter Fong: She was a paver
principalpoop: dr job, your patience are waiting
Dexter Fong: I hate to blow off this appointment doctor
XenophobaTween: Waddup, doggie door?
Dexter Fong: But I've got an appointment with Destiny
XenophobaTween: Ah, point rushmore made
Dexter Fong: She's a senior paver
Dexter Fong: She lay de asphalt
XenophobaTween: Sorry, mount point rushmore
principalpoop: dr destiny, your fates are waiting
Dexter Fong: She de one in de black top
Dexter Fong: She wearing de tar, with de feather boa
XenophobaTween: I'z white!!!
Dexter Fong: She look like a Negro chicken
principalpoop: asphalt? sounds like a germa word
principalpoop: n
Dexter Fong: Nein Mein Schnifter
XenophobaTween: An agnositic just isn't sure whether he believes in anything or not...
XenophobaTween: Oops, my fault
Dexter Fong: Well, that's one of the subjects that's pondered in the book I've been reading
XenophobaTween: Sorry to bother you...
Dexter Fong: The Baroque Cycle by Neal Stephenson
principalpoop: an esthetic just know what he likes
XenophobaTween: But, I just ran over your bicycle...
Dexter Fong: Yo! Yo! That's Exx-thetic
principalpoop: the agony and the estacy, agnostics and esthetics
XenophobaTween: (National Lampoon's European Vacation with Eric Idle)
Dexter Fong: Tween: Was that your dog I ran over in the parking lot?
XenophobaTween: Don't mind the bleeding leg, not a problem...
XenophobaTween: We pronounce it Armadillo in TX lol
Dexter Fong: That dog's in heaven young man, so there must be a god
principalpoop: the french love the griswalds, think all americans are like them
Dexter Fong: That Armadillo's in heaven young man
XenophobaTween: We pronounce it Armadillo in TX lol
Dexter Fong: Who are the Griswoalds?
XenophobaTween: Funny movie. Chase trys to speak french
principalpoop: huh? what are you? some sort of pinko stinko commie who does not know the griswalds?
XenophobaTween: But then again, I like Fish Called Wanda
Dexter Fong: Yes Mein Schnifter
principalpoop: that was funny too
Dexter Fong: Thank you
principalpoop: you are welcome, herr fong, yahbowl
Dexter Fong: I liked wanda too
XenophobaTween: I'm American (or so it says on my birth certificate) from DeLand FL 53 years ago
XenophobaTween: I don't know what in the hell happened lol
principalpoop: show me your papers
Dexter Fong: Oooff! Well boweled Mein Schnifter, eine strike
XenophobaTween: brb
principalpoop: i really don't remember, in oklahoma not arizona, what does it matter?
Dexter Fong: Well Tween; ther's been a lot of coffee ground washed down the drain since then
principalpoop: i was kidding, you don't need to get your papers, i am not holding
Dexter Fong: Schnift this bowel mein schnifter
principalpoop: that story is like a long-horned steer, a point here and point there and a lot of bull inbetween
Dexter Fong: The unmistakeable scent of Sativa Indica
principalpoop: schnift schnift, ahh wow
Dexter Fong: She fills all my bowels
principalpoop: my fortune tell had 3 holes drilled in her crystal ball, she went bowling on tuesdays
principalpoop: er
Dexter Fong: Mit eine longing eine geschmellingesetz
principalpoop: rien compris
Dexter Fong: um
principalpoop: i knew geselle, she liked my geslleshaft
Dexter Fong: what vas his nomen?
Dexter Fong: Doctor m.....m.......mem.......
principalpoop: doctor memory?
principalpoop: cdroot
Dexter Fong: Eine geselle or Gazelle shaft is an arrow designed to kill the deear and the anteope playing
principalpoop: it deleted my backward slash, you are a swine catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood deleteds principalpoop's backward slash you are a swine.
XenophobaTween: Ja Kraftwerk...
principalpoop: transeuropeexpress
Dexter Fong: Zis ist meine bodyguard Herr Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Fong and says "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!"
principalpoop: we are showroom dummies
Dexter Fong: He ist eine war prisoner
XenophobaTween: Holy Toledo, vat a cur!
Dexter Fong: We are showroom dummies in a fashion world
principalpoop: eine swine flotsom yah
principalpoop: wb tween
principalpoop: cat a vur!
Dexter Fong: hast du been gelongend auf das Autobahn, Tween
XenophobaTween thinks Dexter is getting off at the 9th floor
principalpoop: yah dust eine gut autobahn
Dexter Fong: Nein Bitte, die funf unt Dreisen
XenophobaTween: Otto? Not otto alwrowed on premesis!
principalpoop: nine ballun indie poket kornering
Dexter Fong: Ich muste geliver dese osen Geschmellers to Ze Pavers
principalpoop: struddle me a little harder will you huh?
XenophobaTween: Je suis Fran�ais, monsier. Ou allez vous?
Dexter Fong: Herr Poop, ist diesen your queque?
XenophobaTween: lol P
principalpoop: ahh tres bien, fa belle langue francais
Dexter Fong: Le geschpeaken die amour
XenophobaTween: faux pas belle langue, I'm afraid lol
principalpoop: eye svine flotsom jetsom
Dexter Fong: Der fox ist bella, Langie
XenophobaTween: Un petit, petit peux
principalpoop: don't be afraid, you are not alone
XenophobaTween: Schwinehunt!
Dexter Fong: Petit Peux, dats de name of my old lady, the french Paver
Dexter Fong: She be blowin' down de avenue
XenophobaTween: It's tursday, Mr Piccard...
Dexter Fong: Over de Pont de Neuf
principalpoop: i caught a schwine at the schwinehung, it was 2 small so I threw it back, I wanted a mountain bike
XenophobaTween: Well, you can't choose your neighbors
principalpoop: a french paver, with a black top, I have seen her
Dexter Fong: Then you want the schwinepig with the oversize hoofers
Dexter Fong: Poop: Oh I know, ahs at phalt..
principalpoop: you can pick your nose and pick your friends, ergo...
XenophobaTween: somebody's seen Idiocracy
Dexter Fong: It was macadam and his ole lady maceve what got me into this
principalpoop: not I
principalpoop: i went to school with alphonzo mcduffy, a black guy
Dexter Fong: Idiocracy=All dumb guys are even
XenophobaTween: most popular movie in the US is staring at a guy's butt for hours
Dexter Fong: Tween" Haven't seen it must be an Indie
principalpoop: no, that was just fong without his glasses
XenophobaTween: the Pres is from xtreme combat TV
Dexter Fong: Baboo does New Delhi
Dexter Fong: "Face down in the ganges
Dexter Fong: Shiva me Timbers
XenophobaTween: not indie
principalpoop: i'm lost, gimme gimme dat thing
Dexter Fong: If you see Raul Pindi, tell him I've got a message for Garcia
XenophobaTween: imdb has it
Dexter Fong: Don't Goa Weigh
principalpoop: Paul Rindi?
Dexter Fong: Poop Dyslexia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep
XenophobaTween: don't get into a car accident? lol
principalpoop: ahh honey honey, you are my candy girl
Dexter Fong: Good advice Tween, and don't forget to change your motor oil
principalpoop: mmm flatcakes
XenophobaTween: fong wants to hunt buffalo
Dexter Fong: Poop: Er uh Honey's been gone for long time
principalpoop: i am getting hungry, and man does not live by word games alone
principalpoop: sugar sugar?
Dexter Fong: Have a slice of Yahtze
XenophobaTween: you mean, i'm not human?
principalpoop: no, you are not
Dexter Fong: True my dear Poop, tis late...see y'all next week
XenophobaTween: red rubber fall?
principalpoop: check your programming, you will find you were created in 2005 by an underground firesign group
Dexter Fong: Green Green Hills of Summer
principalpoop: happy new year again, ciaoo
principalpoop: night night, have a super 2008 and week
Dexter Fong: And to you both
XenophobaTween: ohhhhh, noooooooo
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:59 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| principalpoop rushes off, saying "12:59 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
XenophobaTween: later, gators...
XenophobaTween: I'm a pumpkin!
||||||||| Catherwood says "1:00 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs XenophobaTween by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bunnyboy
cease
Dave & Katie
Dexter Fong
Donk
dubkitty
Elayne
H. STONES
Honey Sanchez
llanw
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mr. Motion
principalpoop
Tor Hershman
Warped
XenophobaTween URL References:
http://3.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/d/6/collegehumor.f4b3a16d36bc7caa4353777628dc18ce.jpg
http://wthemovie.com
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=meaning+of+an+upside+down+US+Flag&btnG=Google+Search
http://www.issuesandalibis.org/
http://www.issuesandalibis.org/stonesflotsam1a.jpg
http://www.petersontuners.com/oldweb/images/bank/RalphMooney3W.jpg
http://www.soundlift.com/browse/chart.php
http://www.theinmatelocator.com/images/indiana_flag.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgOWTM5R2DA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0f8qdvn_Zo

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"