Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
12/20/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 20, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Firebroiled into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:26 AM, then departs.
Firebroiled: P - E - P - E - P!!
Mo - oooo - re Pep Pills!
Pep Pills!
Pep Pills!
Pep Pills!

[Faster and faster]
Yaaay! Pep Pills!
||||||||| Firebroiled departs at 8:27 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 6:47 PM, dragging drmatt by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
drmatt: More Science, well hello Nancy......
||||||||| It's 7:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| drmatt - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood leads IndyTween into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 7:09 PM, then departs.
IndyTween: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| IndyTween departs at 7:09 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| wake steals in around 8:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
wake: Hello FFFs
wake: That's Fine Friends of Firesign
||||||||| 8:14 PM -- wake left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:17 PM, dragging ah,clem by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, mushrooms, anyone?'
||||||||| Catherwood escorts IndyTween into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:18 PM, then departs.
||||||||| ah,clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah,clem exits at 8:18 PM.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and wake gets out at 8:19 PM.
IndyTween: Did you know that you have to have 220 just to _meet_ The Electrician?
||||||||| "Hey wake!" ... wake turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:20 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
IndyTween: Hey Asia...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and wake gets out at 8:20 PM.
IndyTween: They come, they go...
wake: Hey. Hi
IndyTween: Howdy ya do from Austin
wake: I guess we are early.
IndyTween: Well, there's always Firesign to talk about :-)
IndyTween: Do you know what _this_ is?
wake: The instructions talk about a pull-down menu
wake: but I can't see one
IndyTween: What OS?
wake: What what is?
IndyTween: What _it_ is... We need to discuss
wake: windows xp
IndyTween: Current java?
wake: it is what it is
IndyTween: Need java enabled for this chat
IndyTween: What It Is - great Knoppfler tune
wake: yeah I have the java stuff going
wake: Oooops... I just found it.
wake: silly me
IndyTween: Et moi aussi
wake: I may have to drop out --- You see I am supposed to be working.
IndyTween: Changing COBOL for Y2K?
IndyTween: lol
IndyTween: just kidding
IndyTween: Let me know if you make it to South Central TX sometime :-)
wake: yeah sure
wake: I have a halarious Y2K story for you if you can stand it
wake: ha ha halarious
wake: BRB
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:54 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
ah,clem: hi
IndyTween: domo
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:56 PM, dragging Merlyn by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Merlyn: ello
IndyTween: wakarimas?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bambi into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:00 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: hey bambi
Bambi: as the Reeve said, "Walla, Walla, Walla, look who's doing the Mexican Hat dance now!"
IndyTween: It is a very simple language, Anjin San...
Bambi: hey Tween, Merlyn Clem, wake
IndyTween: lol Bambi
IndyTween: going to different browser
IndyTween: I think they are building the Mars Hotel next door...
IndyTween: Lot's folks working into the night
Bambi: Cat's gonna be out tonight ... may or may not see him tonight ... he let me know in an email today.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:04 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Fong, just back from New York."
IndyTween: The Fonger, the better
Dexter Fong: Ahemmm!!
ah,clem: ok, while the Cat's away we can play, lol
Dexter Fong: Evening there JL & B; Tween, Merlyn, and good morning Wake
IndyTween: Wakaramasu?
Bambi: MovieMars? they have some great used movies, btw. Have been getting them through Amazon, but they also have their own site.
Bambi: hey Dex
ah,clem: hi dex
IndyTween: Iye, wakaramasen...
Bambi: lol JL
Merlyn: Wake, you near Singapore?
IndyTween: (do you understand? no, I don't understand)
Bambi: and we're in China, NJ again tonight?
Bambi ;-)
IndyTween: (My hard bound copy of the book Shogun is falling apart lol)
IndyTween: Sure, I know a little Japanese... lol
Bambi: Mars Motel/Hotel ... MovieMars ... it's close ;-)
IndyTween: Abouth this tall, and about that high...
Merlyn: aren't they all little?
Dexter Fong: I think we're all a little.... you know?
IndyTween: They only come up to your knees...
Dexter Fong: And only when your back is turned
Bambi: at least Hachi is really small guy (according to the Indiana Jones second movie)
IndyTween: But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready too please...
Merlyn: I thought he was short and round
Bambi: but what does Willie, the lady singer know about anything
Dexter Fong: Too ready f'n you ask me
Bambi: lol
IndyTween: Am I a second story man??
Dexter Fong: YOu're on a ladder aren't you?
Merlyn: the second story only goes up to your knees
Bambi: tiny guy?
IndyTween: Take her too heart, and you'll always have good food...
Dexter Fong: The fifth story gets you in over your head
Merlyn: the west side story wins an emmy
Bambi: that's only cuz there's no air there on the fifth story ... just a shoe shine and no air
IndyTween: (Well, you asked for a Willie song - do Right woman)
Bambi: a current rendition of it Merlyn?
Dexter Fong: A shoe shine, a smile, and no air
IndyTween: brb
Dexter Fong: More a grimace than a smile I'd think
Merlyn: four stories and several years below, our four fathers conceived
Bambi : ) Dex ... btw: how's are you all doing this fine dark evening
Dexter Fong: I conceive, therefor I get a tax deduction
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Jes fine, I've turned on the electric lights
Merlyn: brilliant deduction homes
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: +))
Bambi: let's not talk about income tax Dex LOL
Bambi: they are tickin' me off enough right now
Dexter Fong: Don't tock if you'
Merlyn: let's not take up the tax now, keep the carpet where it is
Dexter Fong: Don't tock if you're gonna get ticked
Merlyn: if I can bring some duck soup into this
Dexter Fong: Out the soup in the coconut
Dexter Fong: or Put
Dexter Fong: Add animal crackers
Merlyn: quiz time: what 3 marx brothers movies have the same title as another movie/short subject without the marxes?
Bambi: LOL Merlyn
Dexter Fong: Ooohh! Ooohh! Citizen Kane?
Merlyn: it's true, there are 3
IndyTween: Ticking A Way!! The Moments That Make Up A Dull Day...
Bambi: put the lime in the coconut...
IndyTween: Bridge of the River Kwai Chang Cain?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood bring Bambi some ducksoup in a coconut
||||||||| Catherwood gives bambi some ducksoup in a coconut.
Merlyn: I can list the marx bros. movies if you like
||||||||| principalpoop steps in at 9:19 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
IndyTween thinks of an ELP tune
Dexter Fong: Hi Poop, you're just in time for the listing
Bambi: Duck Soup? Animal Crackers? King Kong?
IndyTween: Hey P
Merlyn: I mean all of them, so people can guess
IndyTween: The Cocoanuts?
Dexter Fong: Across the Universe?
Bambi: hi princep
principalpoop: am I listing again, which way?
Bambi: thanks Dex ... I needed that
IndyTween: lol P
Dexter Fong: Your down in the beam and awash in the mid rift
Merlyn: I'll tell you who is in the other movies with the same title: Laurel & Hardy, Buster Keaton, and Cary Grant
principalpoop: avast me laddy hehe
Bambi: z to a princep
principalpoop: babes in toyland, what do I win?
Dexter Fong: Vast you own laddy he he
IndyTween: Do you have mid-rift buldge, Ms. Liberty?
Dexter Fong: No, I'm pregnant with a great idea
IndyTween: A new remote control for Principal Poop!
||||||||| llanwydd waltzes in at 9:21 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
principalpoop: that was haira that sprung from the head of youse
Dexter Fong: You can enlighten us any time Merlyn but we refuse to be sidetracked from our inanity
llanwydd: how's everybody?
IndyTween: Hey LL
principalpoop: there is LL
Dexter Fong: Double "L"
IndyTween: A day, which will live in infamil
principalpoop: the day of the jackal
Merlyn: Here are all marx bros movies, chrono order: the cocoanuts, animal crackers, monkey business, horsefeathers, duck soup, a night at the opera, a day at the races, room service, at the circus, go west, the big store, a night in casablanca, love happy
Merlyn: not counting humor risk
IndyTween: Lost your car?
Bambi: I can't take the The Awful Truth, so give me A Day at the Races and some Duck Soup.
principalpoop: martha visits every monday oops, that is for remembering the planets
Merlyn: The three movies are....
llanwydd: there actually was a tv movie starring the marx bros
Merlyn pauses dramatically
IndyTween: Tomorrow is anooother daaaayyyy...
principalpoop: music rises
llanwydd: I think it was called the Great Train Robbery or something like that
Merlyn: The first one i
Merlyn drops dead!
Bambi: hi llanwydd
Dexter Fong: Poop: What planet does oops stand for?
principalpoop: why he's no fun, he fell right over
Merlyn: The Incredible Jewel Robbery llan
IndyTween: Drama? Terrible Yes album
Merlyn: not that great
principalpoop: alley planet
llanwydd: well I never saw it
IndyTween: Tormato is a bit more redeeming, but not by much
principalpoop: alley alley in come free
principalpoop: they were going for the one
Dexter Fong: Sneaking Sally off of Alley
IndyTween: Amerika?
Dexter Fong: Hot girl action
principalpoop: no no, that horse had no name
Bambi: allie allie oxen free (or whatever those phonetic words really are)
Dexter Fong: also wrong chat
llanwydd: if they had spent more time on tormato it would have been much better
Merlyn: ok, the movies are Duck Soup (also a Laurel & Hardy 2-reeler, both directed by Leo McCarey), Go West (also a Keaton feature, both from Go West, Young Man), and Monkey Business, a film with Cary Grant and Betty Grable and Marilyn Monroe
Dexter Fong: What a tormato...hubba hubba
Bambi: American Pie
principalpoop: oxen free? ok, we can choose, hold out your fists, one potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4
IndyTween: Rick makes Future Times Rejoice shine
Bambi: kewl Merlyn :-)
principalpoop: we agree
Dexter Fong: Rick Derringer?
Dexter Fong: Right on Merl!!
IndyTween: Rick is ambidexterous - two PolyMoogs :-)
principalpoop: a day at the race, he was dr, quackenbush
Bambi: 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato ORE
IndyTween: All American?
principalpoop: my mother, told me, to pick, you
ah,clem: oreida, that's enought of that
IndyTween: Oh, Doctor, my metabolism!
Dexter Fong: I win!
principalpoop: put down a fist ah, clem lol
Bambi: lol
IndyTween: The Mayor of Austin? Will Winn?
principalpoop: winn dixie and kroger got married
wake: hello again
Dexter Fong: Hi wake
Bambi: yeah, you can not have the floor without putting in your fist
llanwydd: so who's the next president? predict.
principalpoop: the return of the wake, right before our very eyes, wow
Dexter Fong: We've been carrying on in your absence
Bambi smiles
wake: pp DF Merlyn ll
IndyTween: I don't have to use this finger cutting machine any more! oops
principalpoop: shikkelgroober
Bambi: and they got a Farm Fresh?
Dexter Fong: gesundheir
Dexter Fong: heit
wake: I put a shot of Jamison's in my coffee this morning.
principalpoop: it takes a tough man to make a nice soft chicken, that is illegal in virginia
Dexter Fong: Hope jamison didn't notice
IndyTween: More coffee annon, warden?
principalpoop: james jamison, the perry white of the spider man comics
wake: SMOooooooooth
Bambi: or would that be a fresh farm?
principalpoop: don't be fresh with me young lady
IndyTween: Ah, iwish coffee
Bambi: ah, it takes a tough man to feed marigolds to their chickens to give them a golden glow
Merlyn: J Jonah Jamison
Dexter Fong: Farming the Freshening wind, or twenty years behind a John Deere
principalpoop: oops yes, jonah
principalpoop: you are right M
ah,clem: dairy air
Bambi: Iwish for some coffee with iwish cream
wake: Hope no one has suffered too much from the recent bad weather.
principalpoop: not bad here in roanoke
IndyTween: "All you need is some beer and a bushel, down in Mary's Land" ;-)
Dexter Fong: Catherwood bring Bambi some coughee with iwish cweam
||||||||| Catherwood hands bambi some coughee with iwish cweam.
wake: LOL Bambi
principalpoop: all I need is beer or 2, all I need is a brew
Merlyn: Dial M For Trivia
Dexter Fong: Frigate matilda
wake: You want some Bailey's, Bambi?
Bambi: been cold enough at night, but no precip to be speaking about wake
Bambi: LOL thanks Dex
principalpoop: waltzing under the stars with you, its getting better all the time
IndyTween: Look at the prow on that, Stanley!
Dexter Fong nods legal...regaly
principalpoop: viaduct
principalpoop: why not?
llanwydd: catherwood bring me a catherwood bring me a
||||||||| Catherwood brings llanwydd a.
IndyTween: Why else?
Dexter Fong: or via goose, it's a straight line ever5ytime
wake: There's the phone ......AGAIN!!! GRrrrrr
Bambi: sure wake, sounds good (Bailey's for my coughee too)
Merlyn: wire fence?
principalpoop: if thats for me, tell them I am in the shower, hehe
llanwydd: oh no
IndyTween: He hit his head on the can-o-peas...
Dexter Fong: s'no fence, that's a style
principalpoop: super impersonazation of mister bill there llan, applause...
llanwydd: why a fence?
Bambi: wow, I don't think I've seen CW bring anyone an "a"
principalpoop: i can fence well with my rapier like wit
Dexter Fong: Pardon me while I e pee
IndyTween: CW? We have _both_ kinds of music in Austin. Country _and_ Western :-)
principalpoop: that was the young guy in bonny and clyde, CW something
Dexter Fong: Tween; got any Grass? Blue Grass that is
Bambi: rapier fencing? sounds like a guantlet made you do it
IndyTween: Come here during www.sxsw.com :=)
llanwydd: I fenz wiz ze rap ee air
IndyTween: Love Kentucky Thunder (Scaggs)
principalpoop: i cannot run anymore, I would have to stroll the gauntlet
Dexter Fong: Those airs could float an orchestra
Dexter Fong: An orchestra of Poly-Moogists
principalpoop: anybody strolled recently?
principalpoop: i have not strolled in years
Dexter Fong: I ambled a mite yesterday
IndyTween: She blinded me, with science!!
principalpoop: i wish I could amble
Dexter Fong: Yah gotta amble like a muskrat
principalpoop: tide me up, like a douche in the night
Bambi: they took my wheels so I couldn't stroll anymore ... had to give them to my baby sister
Dexter Fong: Then strut with some barbecue
IndyTween: Ill douche!
Dexter Fong: Being dangled from a balcony by Michael Jackson
principalpoop: yes, easy to stroll with a stroller
llanwydd: blinded by science, tween? sounds familiar
Dexter Fong: Your bunsen burner blow up?
principalpoop: i know that song, almost
IndyTween: A bomb in the baby carriage, isn't an obvious child?
IndyTween: Dolby
principalpoop: roll me a dolby catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rolls principalpoop a dolby.
IndyTween: Science!!
Dexter Fong: Alchemy!!!
principalpoop: follow your con science
IndyTween: (and a little help from David Byrne, I do believe)
principalpoop: How is Al? that chemy family was wild
IndyTween: Cool name for a band
Dexter Fong: David Byrne....Scientist? or alchemist??
llanwydd: alkie you?
principalpoop: he was on love american style several times
IndyTween: Not generally a fan of The Talking Heads, but they're quite creative.
IndyTween: More into country rock these days
principalpoop: tile the empire, don't paint it
||||||||| H. Stones enters at 9:48 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Bambi: hey Stones
H. Stones: Greetings one and all
H. Stones: Hi Bambi
Dexter Fong: Good Evening Stolmes
principalpoop: ahhh stones
IndyTween: Hail and well met, sir...
Bambi: how's life on the other side of the pond today?
principalpoop: blues
principalpoop: tap tap, is this thing on?
IndyTween: chartruse
H. Stones: at last we now have a government to equal yours for stupidity and paranoia
principalpoop: glad to help stones
Dexter Fong: Stones: YOu mean Bust is you new Prime Minister?
IndyTween: lol Stones
Dexter Fong: Bush
IndyTween: May you have a Ron Paul to ask, "What FFF is going on here???"
principalpoop: a fear and prison based society keeps everybody involved
H. Stones: no the new boy Brown specialises in Banan skins. and Blair seems to have left him a box of snakes to sort out
llanwydd: fight for free?
IndyTween: I fee our prizm dark side ;-)
llanwydd: first find fred
principalpoop: fantastic four fans
Dexter Fong: Face forward Poop
llanwydd: yes that too
H. Stones: and the guy who they thought carried out the worst Irish terrorist bombing got of scott free today, probably because he was actually working for the government rather than the IRA
IndyTween: Golf TDi, anyone?
H. Stones: the judge dismissed all charges
IndyTween: As Dan Fogelberg used to say, "Face The Fire"
Dexter Fong: Fire, Walk with me as Indian Bob used to say
IndyTween: Catholics and Protestants in Ireland - good Python jokes
principalpoop: ouch, my tootsies
IndyTween: Are your a Chartruse Man?
Dexter Fong: Keep those tootsies rolled up
principalpoop: you sound serious stones, here take a hit of this and chill bill
IndyTween: William and Mary of the US!
principalpoop: a jelly roll hehe
H. Stones: thanks Poop, incidentally, i always inhale
Bambi: Sad to lose Dan Fogelberg but I am glad he is no longer suffering
Dexter Fong: wrong chat
wake: back again
H. Stones: (coughs)
IndyTween: Ain't it sad when cousins marry? (Orange)
principalpoop: if you don't cough, you can' t get off
principalpoop: wb wake
Dexter Fong: Yep (Tangerine)
Bambi: hard to believe Stones ... on the other hand, no it isn't
H. Stones: it turns out that now, we no longer are importing dope, we now grow so much we are apparently exporting it to France, Germany and Holland
wake: Jane Fonda is 70 today
principalpoop: tangerine (dream)
IndyTween: Mmmmmm tangerine dream
principalpoop: send some to me stones
llanwydd: sdfghjkl
principalpoop: dyslexics untie
principalpoop: llan
ah,clem: ...
llanwydd: I'm not very familiar with tangerine dream
IndyTween: See, Mary's Land is William and Mary of Orange. Brit & German... Oh, never mind...
principalpoop: i saw them at the kennedy center, I sat next to the parents of one of them
Dexter Fong: I haven't had any tangerine dream since Owsly went out of business
llanwydd: the only TG dream I've heard was in the soundtrack to the film "Legend" which I saw when it came out
IndyTween: Serious Moogs, LL
H. Stones: not sure i should Poop, its supposed to be the strongest in the world now
principalpoop: no problem stones, I have probably spilled more than you have smoked
H. Stones: apparenlty gangs of Vietnamese immigrants ae converting houses, warehouse and old farmsteads to cannabis factories
Dexter Fong: The sun shall never set on English Weed, Homes
IndyTween: Gee, gosh, people need food and housing?
H. Stones: most of it never sees the sun, its grown under lights
IndyTween: And cheap labor for railroads?
Dexter Fong sings, Rule Cannabis, Cannabis rule the world...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
H. Stones: up to 24%THC
principalpoop: on cannabis
IndyTween: Daddy, what is a cannibalus?
principalpoop: 24%? yep, that will do the trick
Dexter Fong: Stones: Why that...that'd keep a family of chinese peasants stoned for a year
H. Stones: its easiier to just smoke the peasants
principalpoop: remember it is the land of keith richards fong
Dexter Fong: And England did smote the peasants
H. Stones: that too fong
Dexter Fong: with Hip and of course Sighs
wake: Hmmmm smoked pheasant...
llanwydd: did smoke the peasants? dear me
IndyTween: And habeaus their corpuses
wake: Hmmmm smoked pheasant
Dexter Fong: Yah have to duct tape the cigarette to the pheasant lips
principalpoop: doctor habeaus I presume, doctor, doctor
IndyTween: Hard to imagine we're throwing away something that was givent to us my the freakin' Magna Carta...
wake: I bet they are hard to keep lit
Dexter Fong: and the corpus enters stage middle
IndyTween: lol
principalpoop: marinate before using
H. Stones: mind you, what about good old American know how ? the invade Afghanistan to stop the opium trade and since they invaded the crop has doubled in size
llanwydd: I auditioned for The Merchant of Venice last night. I'll know in a day or two
IndyTween: we think you're dangerous. Well, that's good enough for us!
principalpoop: the cia sells heroin as a sideline, didn't you know that?
Dexter Fong: It's not our fault Stones, those sly devils learned our highly productive modern farming methods
H. Stones: yes i know fong
wake: lol DF
IndyTween: As long as they sell the David Cousin Hero, Poop
Dexter Fong: Me too
principalpoop: if I move, I will move to someplace with a good deli, so I can get a real hero sandwich
Merlyn: hey, see you next, weak
principalpoop: going m?
Dexter Fong: Okay Merl, thanks as always
||||||||| Around 10:07 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
principalpoop: thanks so much again, have a super weak
llanwydd: philadelphia is good for delis
wake: I send you all my wishes for a happy holiday and a prosperous New Year
Dexter Fong: He's traveling west
llanwydd: so is most of new jersey
principalpoop: yes, but it is in philadelphia
IndyTween sees Groucho with a cigar... "May I offer you a deli?"
Bambi: it's not our fault cuz we have no control what they do with our tax money it seems
principalpoop: thank you wake, and the same to you
principalpoop: pelosi is sad she has no power
llanwydd: so, I might have asked before but is anything on cni right now?
IndyTween thanks JL & Bambi for putting up with us
wake: gots to go.. BYE!!!
principalpoop: a live show
Dexter Fong: And back to you wake, when, it will arive before I sent it because of the Time Zones,,,and Science
principalpoop: ciao wake
llanwydd: nite wake
||||||||| wake departs at 10:09 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: llan, One of the Mushroom plays
Dexter Fong: "Tile it like it is"
llanwydd: nite wake sounds just a little oxmoronic
llanwydd: or is that the word
Dexter Fong: And the word was Hot Dog!!
Bambi: yep, live show ... clem is playing mushrooms tonight
llanwydd: mushroom plays? I'm not familiar
principalpoop: might be a y in there somewhere, oxymoronic
Dexter Fong: Live FST from late 60's from the Magic Mushroom Club
llanwydd: aha
Dexter Fong: From Cat, I believe
Bambi: see ya wake
llanwydd: there's mushroom stuff on Pink Hotel
Dexter Fong: Yah know he's leaving when you can see his wake
principalpoop: can we watch him wake?
Dexter Fong: Llan: Correct
principalpoop: cough cough
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, bring principalpoop some Meta-Musil
||||||||| Catherwood brings principalpoop some meta-musil.
IndyTween: Now now, fun's where the fare's at!
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, you removed my capital letters
||||||||| Catherwood removeds Dexter Fong's capital letters.
principalpoop: i don't need anymore musilage, but thanks
principalpoop: why are you writing the governor fong?
Dexter Fong: Why, to tell him that he's doing a wonderful job, of course
llanwydd: be back in a few minutes
principalpoop: bonne spam llan
Dexter Fong: We'll be waiting
principalpoop: who is your governor now anyway?
Bambi: so, who is the 'governor' of wash dc?
H. Stones: anyone here who looks for music on the net ?
principalpoop: that would be tick tock cheney
principalpoop: i use usenet, got a site stones?
H. Stones: yes, check this out, no need to use torrents with this, its fairly fast and versatile
H. Stones: http://xchannelmusicmachine.blogspot.com/
principalpoop: you can watch kojak and adam-12 at this site
Dexter Fong: I'd rather watch Eve 15
principalpoop: http://www.fancast.com/home
principalpoop: what happened
Dexter Fong: She moved
principalpoop: ahh my words finally appeared
principalpoop: eve moved? how will i get my beanbag chair back?
H. Stones: i use this for videos http://quicksilverscreen.com/
IndyTween: lol P
Dexter Fong: Not that kind of move, I just mean she changed positions hehe
principalpoop: that is not easy to do in a beanbag chair
Dexter Fong: It molds to her body like a cross your heart ottoman
IndyTween: Why with this financial instrument, you can give your child a 'beaner bag' for Christmas!
H. Stones: even just plain sitting can be difficult in a beanbag chair Poop
Dexter Fong: And fancy sitting is right out
principalpoop: but you will never starve, always plenty of beans to make a meal
IndyTween: Love your neighbor like your brothel...
IndyTween: Isn't that what Papoon said?
principalpoop: i tend to sprawl rather than sit
H. Stones: is that what you call it Poop ?
principalpoop: splayed?
IndyTween: Oh, maybe it was Rev. Sprawl
ah,clem: those beans are made of styrofoam, not very nutritious
principalpoop: splaying is easier than strolling
Dexter Fong: The Reveredn Urban C. Sprawl...by this townhouse for Christ
principalpoop: i never opened one, they are not real beans? what a gip
IndyTween: lol clem
H. Stones: if you over cook them Clem they give off cyanide
principalpoop: gyp
IndyTween: sum?
principalpoop: don't be dim
IndyTween: Would you like the gyp-sum noodles?
H. Stones: Fong, i think Jesus would have used a Winibago
Dexter Fong: Or maybe a Travel Queen
principalpoop: How is wini? and her bago?
IndyTween: And a Good Sam Ogg Club
principalpoop: tidings of comfort and joy
Dexter Fong: You got that email too poop?
IndyTween: And Firesign can't make a new album with all this great material??
principalpoop: thanks so much ah, clem, you are super
IndyTween: Southern Comfort egg nog?
ah,clem: grid night everyone!
principalpoop: toad away
IndyTween: Thanks to CNI Radio for what they do.
principalpoop: ciao keeper of the root
IndyTween: And a nice, er, card from everyone?
Bambi: thanks Clem :-)
H. Stones: thanks or all your work Clem, is does not go unnoticed
Dexter Fong: Thanks clem and bambi, happy christmaskwanzehanucharamadanjubilee
H. Stones: have an excellent holiday Bambi and Clem
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
H. Stones: its my birthday on the 28th too so just send huge cheques to the usual address
Dexter Fong: llan did not come back in a few minutes
principalpoop: the spam got him, and gave him a cold
Dexter Fong: Many happy returns of the 28th old man
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bunnyboy in through the front door at 10:30 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| 10:30 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
principalpoop: older huh? hahaha stones
Bunnyboy: lo dere
H. Stones: hi Bunny
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
Bambi: have an excellent winter holiday to everyone!
principalpoop: hip hop bunnyboy
H. Stones: positively ancient Poop
Bunnyboy: Folks must be flyin'. It's a tea party in here.
principalpoop: merry christmas, and a hop hop hoppy new year
Bambi: Happy Birthday Stones!
Dexter Fong: Notice how carefully Bambi avoided any religious reference
Bunnyboy: Happy Happy, Bambi!
Bambi: we have a family member with a birthday on the 31st
principalpoop: the good thing about being senile stones is that you don't know you have it
Dexter Fong: Thank God, I say!!
H. Stones: its a bloody awful time for a birthday, no one remembers, not even me usually
Bunnyboy: Don't tell me, lemmee guess...they call them Squeaker.
Dexter Fong: ??
Bambi: LOL thanks!
principalpoop: wait, something confused fong, this is a red letter day
Dexter Fong: Squeaker of the House
H. Stones: when i was a ;boy, Rainbows were in black and white and thunder was in mono
Bunnyboy: No, that's the icon for deep knee bends.
principalpoop: let me get the log and figure out what it was
Bunnyboy: ??
Dexter Fong: Well, when *I* was a boy, we had to piss on each other for rain
principalpoop: ouch bunnyboy, make my back hurt
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:34 PM and Tor Hershman sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bunnyboy: Dex: You were LUCKY you had each other's piss...
Tor Hershman: Happy Humbug felloooooow Bozooooooos
Dexter Fong: Helooo Tor
principalpoop: bah humbug
Bambi: yes, amazing isn't it Stones ...
H. Stones: correct Bunny, we had to squeeze a cat
principalpoop: wrong chat fong hehe
Dexter Fong: I think we were bunny, but I'm afraid to ask how
IndyTween: Well, just remember Stones - an agnostic isn't sure whether he believes in anything or not...
Dexter Fong: Are you sure about that tween?
IndyTween: Happy Trails to youuuu, until we meet again...
Bambi: hey Bunny and Tor
||||||||| At 10:36 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, IndyTween!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Bunnyboy: hey!
Tor Hershman: Perhaps he's betwixt & BeTween
principalpoop: agnost what you country can do for you but what an agnostic does for the country
Bunnyboy: Oh, nite, Tween!
Dexter Fong: Night tween and you mount trigger, I'll ride behind and mount dale
principalpoop: ciao tween, gosh he was fast
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Twee
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bam
Bambi hums, "Happy Trails to you, until we meet again..." (with horse hoof sounds in the background)
Bunnyboy: A songwriter AND a swinger.
Dexter Fong: He must have been in the middle of a rush
Bambi: night Tween
Bambi smiles
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Bambi: lol
principalpoop: away from keyboard for raisins?
Tor Hershman: Ah Clem, 'tis off, yes?
Bunnyboy: for RUM. Duh!
principalpoop: rum de dum dum, on my thumb
Tor Hershman: Rum a rum rum
Bunnyboy: Or is it rehab? Hmmm...
principalpoop: rum in tum tum
Tor Hershman: Well, nite all and do have the bestest Humbug ever and stay on groovin' safari.....
principalpoop: ohhh, tannebaum....
principalpoop: ciao bebe
Bunnyboy: nite Poop!
Dexter Fong: It's refreshing
principalpoop: i am not going anyway
Dexter Fong: Night Tor, and best to Moi
principalpoop: christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, please to put a penny, in stones old hat
Bunnyboy: Oh. Well, who is this "bebe"?
principalpoop: tor was the bebe
Bunnyboy: (as Pteri) I am NOT a baby! Pee Wee!
Bambi: have a great night! And a great holiday! Outen ze lights when you head out the door... ;-)
H. Stones: are you saying i am old hat Poop ?
Bambi: have a great birthday Stones!
Dexter Fong: Anton Bebee, well know naturalist and nudist
H. Stones: i will have to go soon too, long day tomorrow and recording for radio tomorrow night too
Bunnyboy: But...Tor remains. Or is it Tor Remains?
principalpoop: where is the light switch? ahh we will find it, joyful noel bambi
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:42 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bunnyboy: nite Stones! Ta!
principalpoop: best of luck old hat
Elayne: Dang, too late, too late! Sorry about that.
Bunnyboy: Or is that Tor?
principalpoop: hi E
Dexter Fong: Stones: Isn't December 21st one of the shortest days?
H. Stones: Hi Elayne
Bunnyboy: Hiya 'lanie!
Dexter Fong: Hi E!
Elayne: The single biggest drawback of temporary unemployment -- a sleep cycle shot to hell.
Bunnyboy: Ooops 'laynie!
principalpoop: you are right fong, the sun stops for the 3 days and then starts again, on the 25
H. Stones: working shifts does the same thing Elayne
Elayne: Up from 6:30 AM to about 10:30, then sleep, then up for an hour or two, then sleep again, always interrupted...
principalpoop: sleep cycle? ahh I remember now
Dexter Fong: No wonder my cocks been crowing continuously
Bunnyboy: El: You heard about Marvel's impending march into the iComics model?
Elayne: The thing is, Robin's between issues as well so neither of us is on a regimented schedule at the moment. But he starts working on new pages tomorrow.
H. Stones: precise time of Solstice is 06.08 hrs on the 22nd Dec
H. Stones: thats GMT
Dexter Fong: YOu mean like Bill Clinton?
principalpoop: cool stones, lets get solsticed
Dexter Fong: Good Morning Time from everyone here at the morning Carnival news hour
Elayne: Bunnyboy: http://www.comicmix.com/news/2007/11/13/more-on-marvels-subscription-service/
H. Stones: its another victory for the Forces of Lightness
Elayne: Bunnyboy, you can heretofore assume that I know about anything that's been covered on ComicMix. Being the news editor and all. :)
principalpoop: you call them crumpets I think, bisquists here
Elayne still misuses words like "heretofore," of course.
Dexter Fong: Bunny, and hereafter also
principalpoop: i like lefores cartoons
Elayne: I'm celebrating the Winter Solstice by having my brother take me out for my 50th birthday, since nobody did three weeks ago.
principalpoop: here and after
Dexter Fong: Where yah going E?
principalpoop: ahh 50 is gravy, anything after 45 is certainly a surprise to me
principalpoop: stones will be 60 on the 28th
Dexter Fong: 50 is gravy, 60 is gruel
Elayne: Unca Dex, he wanted to go into the city but I didn't think we should drop by unannounced. :) So we're meeting at the Palisades Center. Lord help me, a mall three days before Xmas.
principalpoop: you are brave E
Bunnyboy: I recently picked up the 40 YEARS OF THE AVENGERS DVD-ROM, since it will be going outta print in a week or two.
Dexter Fong: Good planning E =))
Elayne: Well, it's got a lot of parking, and they have a conveyor-belt sushi place.
H. Stones: looks like we found out where those missing data discks turned up Poop
Dexter Fong: E: SOunds fishy to me
Elayne: And I really can't walk around outdoors in the cold (which is mandatory for Manhattan in December).
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bunnyboy: I also picked up the whole NATIONAL LAMPOON print run on DVD-ROM.
Elayne: I know, Dex, probably a Pisces working for scale.
principalpoop: i met a guy in a chat who worked with the company that lost them lol he did not want to talk about it lol
principalpoop: cool bunny
H. Stones: how much is he asking for them Poop
principalpoop: where were they stones?
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Considering the immensity of your collection, who does your watching and listening and reading?
H. Stones: i thought you had them Poop
Bunnyboy: But remember...Marvel's new online archives will have the material taken from the original proof sources...and no ads.
Elayne: Oh, I have some news to pass along. http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/official-stewartcolbert-return-jan-7th/
principalpoop: i was teasing him, was he really him or identity theft, that is when he explained it is not funny to him lol
Bunnyboy: Hell, the ads are some of the best parts of the Silver Age books!
Elayne: Needless to say, the WGA is less than happy, as are the hosts themselves.
Elayne: Heck Bunnyboy, I wouldn't be surprised if Marvel's not even paying the creators reprint fees.
Dexter Fong: WGA = World Government Association?
principalpoop: and letterman has his own company with his own wga contract, business is fascinating
principalpoop: will you record your radio show stones?
Bunnyboy: So, what, do they have brutes with pitchforks poking Stewart, Colbert, Leno and O'Brien back into their chairs?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Betcha Dave just said, whatever the union settles for, you got it too
Elayne: Dex: WGA = Writers Guild of America
Elayne: Worse, Bunnyboy. They hold over their heads the salaries of the out-of-work assistants and such who aren't WGA members.
Dexter Fong: Writer's Guides of America...Wow literate egle Scouts
Bunnyboy: Well, if them Hollywood types can get away without paying writers for online content, then, certainly, a medium as esoteric as COMICS...but I've said too much.
Dexter Fong: Encore, Bunny
Elayne: Bunnyboy, you should meet some of my ComicMix colleagues, they're being just as snarky about this. :)
Dexter Fong: If you can't say it here, where can you say it
H. Stones: Honey sends greetings and best wishes for an excellent Holiday to all of you
Elayne: Mark Evanier says, "David Letterman's company is about to open talks with the WGA about the possibility of an interim contract...and do take note of how many news sources were reporting last week that such a deal was close or near-certain or even already completed. It's a good reminder of how totally wrong and rumor-driven some of the news coverage of this strike has been. They commence discussions tomorrow, and the consensus in the WGA seems to be not to grant such a deal."
Dexter Fong: Thanks Stones, please reciprocate
principalpoop: ahh thanks stones, same to her, all the best, and you too
Elayne: Merry happy, Honey!
principalpoop: thanks E, it was not my intent to spread a rumor
Elayne: Prinpoop, the rumors behind the news are flying so fast it's nearly impossible to keep up with what's truthiness and what isn't.
Dexter Fong: We've had a lot of discussion tonight about Alchemy, Elayne
Bunnyboy: Hey, here's another way to support the writers: when those shows start coming back "without writers" (except, of course, their "wingin' it" hosts), keep track of whose ads are being run during the show...and boycott those advertisers.
Elayne: I pretty much rely on Mark Evanier and Nikki Finke for strike news, they seem to know whereof they speak. Plus I've known Mark for decades.
Elayne: Alchemy?
Bunnyboy: Nothing like spreading a little misery.
principalpoop: they went to great detail how it is an independent production company and could write they own contract, if they want...
Elayne: http://www.popcap.com/games/free/alchemy ?
principalpoop: i get my news at the huffington post
Dexter Fong: Alchemy.
Dexter Fong: Well, actually, only I have mentioned it, but it was certainly more than twice
Bunnyboy: Or, if everyone made a concious decision to TURN OFF THEIR BROADCAST TV, every evening at 8 PM.
Elayne: Prinpoop, I just about fainted today when I saw Arianna Huffington actually post on her own website. Been awhile since that last happened!
Dexter Fong: nad worship the burning bushes
Elayne: Bunnyboy, make it 9 PM, gotta get my news from Olbermann.
Bunnyboy: And kick those "reality" shows to the curb, too.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Elayne: I've actually watched my first reality show. Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. And I actually liked most of it.
Bunnyboy: All right, real news is a set-aside, but no "infotainment".
Dexter Fong: Bunny: That is a new reality show."Kiced to the Curb" where contestants fight for parking spaces and the looser has to drive his car through a crusher
Elayne: LOL, Dex!
principalpoop: she does not blog often, alec baldwin is a hoot
principalpoop: ouch fong
Elayne: Bunnyboy, that means I can only watch the first half hour of Olbermann, as his second half hour is almost always "infotainment" (unfortunately).
Dexter Fong: Steven Bladwin is an Owl
Elayne: Prinpoop, I keep waiting for Baldwin to lose it and go on an online tirade against his daughter...
Bunnyboy: And, after driving the car through the crushers, the poor sap is handed a copy of Darwin's EVOLUTION OF THE SPECIES.
Elayne: Olbermann's entire show tonight was not only infotainment, but a clip show.
Dexter Fong: ...and a parking ticket
principalpoop: same here, what a horrible message to leave on a machine, he must have been loaded
Bunnyboy: haw!
Elayne: He was out the first three nights this week, and Alison Stewart just doesn't have his gravitas. He comes back tonight and for what, a CLIP SHOW?
Dexter Fong: Brpadcasting tonight from the Clip Joint on Broadways, smokey back beat...
Elayne: I mean, I have nothing against Oddball, but really, that sort of stuff is why God created YouTube.
Bunnyboy: I better go feed that wife of mine. G'nite, reprobates. Happy Happy!
principalpoop: hip hop bunny
Elayne: Cool, Dex! I'll say it again, living in Manhattan has its perks!
Dexter Fong: Algore created YouTube
Elayne: Bye Bunnyboy!
Elayne: Dex, by what Algore-ithm do you conclude that?
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny and approproate seasonal utteringsa
||||||||| Bunnyboy says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bunnyboy exits at 11:05 PM.
Dexter Fong: I conclude it because I feel it, and I gots riddum
principalpoop: in your gut fong? that might be the dim sum
Dexter Fong: Or could it be, Alchemickley created
principalpoop: ahh synergy
Elayne: Speaking of chemicals, I'm getting sleepy again. Will try to get here earlier next week.
Dexter Fong: Sinonomous stuff
Elayne: Until then, happy solstice to all, and a Happy Near Year to the world!.....
Dexter Fong: E: Take an upper man
||||||||| Around 11:08 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
principalpoop: have a super 50th year and dinner and holidays E
principalpoop: another faast leaver
Dexter Fong: And get that parking space
Dexter Fong: another low talker
principalpoop: so, did they crush your car fong?
Dexter Fong: Never layed a citation on it
principalpoop: you have had years of practice, i don't think the others had a chance
principalpoop: all your offerings to rita
Dexter Fong: Alternate side parking suspendered today, hence car parked good for wednesday also now good for friday
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: wow, early christmas
Dexter Fong: Bambi did persist for , low! a looong time
principalpoop: stones is hanging on too
principalpoop: we can see who taps exit and who just closes this window
Dexter Fong: Ever since the Sub sontinental Indians and pakistani saw that the other religions had their days, we got all these great but unfamiliar parking suspended days
principalpoop: K3WL
Dexter Fong: I think I'm supposed to wash my car in the Ganges today
Dexter Fong: The tolls are a bitch
Dexter Fong: Have to change the tires to white walls
principalpoop: any religion that is against hamburgers will not get my blessing, or BBQ too
Dexter Fong: You not gonna give em your BBQ anymore...but thousands of chinese peasant families depend on that BBQ
principalpoop: learning any sanskrit from the new graffitti?
Dexter Fong: They can't *all* raise dope
principalpoop: ahh, let them make toys
Dexter Fong: Learned sanskrit means we wash a Spinach, no grit inspinach
Dexter Fong: We also take leak and wash grit out of leaks
principalpoop: or make sure it is cooked good
Dexter Fong: We gotta good cook, he's "Illegal"
principalpoop: is grit still around? i remember seeing the ads for that newspaper
Dexter Fong: True?
principalpoop: don't ask, don't tell
Dexter Fong: hought Grit was a WW2 cigarette substitute
principalpoop: it was a newspaper
Dexter Fong: Smoke Grit for that gravely command voice
Dexter Fong: Men will follow you, women will watch them
principalpoop: no, i am thinking of lennon calling raleigh a stupid git
Dexter Fong: The wrapper was newspaper
Dexter Fong: Raleigh a grit, you might as well call Lord Pall Mall a spud
principalpoop: there was a real pall mall?
Dexter Fong: Indeed there waaaaasss, Sir
principalpoop: next to the mall of the americas?
Dexter Fong: It was his property before we doughty Yankee Doodles exerted our right of eminent domaine
principalpoop: my english history is weak, i have telling a cromwell from a cornwallis
principalpoop: tourble
principalpoop: rouble
principalpoop: trouble
Dexter Fong: You ddom is eminent if you don't leave this domaign (spelling change represents transference of proprty)
principalpoop: right here in river city
Dexter Fong: Wanna play a little 80Ball?
principalpoop: the base fee or simple fee
Dexter Fong: or just a simple eight
principalpoop: you got that right, after the magna carta anyway
Dexter Fong: I'll start...ahem....."The answer is not clear"
Dexter Fong: your turn
principalpoop: who breaks?
Dexter Fong: If you drop the 8 ball, it will and all the answers will leak out
principalpoop: can we get the key from the barmaid? she likes me
Dexter Fong: That Magna Carta copy is worth...what? 21 mil?
principalpoop: caryle group partner bought it, I was shocked
Dexter Fong: Wonder if Bunny bid on it
principalpoop: maybe they will give to iraq, for a clue
Dexter Fong: Prolly got the blue-ray dvd-rom
principalpoop: i thought hard drives were so big now, the dvd cd is passe
Dexter Fong: As a simple storage device yes, for music, ?
principalpoop: i guess you are right
H. Stones: just in time to say good night
Dexter Fong: gosh, uh ermm...thanks =)))
principalpoop: it would take too long to download the complete series of my mother the car, with interviews and outakes
principalpoop: ahh night, and good luck stones
Dexter Fong: Night Stones, happy Birthday and all the rest
principalpoop: break a throat
H. Stones: sorry i got engrossed in writing tomorrows radio script and stuff
Dexter Fong: Work is good, when you enjoy it
H. Stones: i hope you both have an excellent time over the holidays
principalpoop: conclude your script with the words, and then I woke up lol
principalpoop: thank you sir
Dexter Fong: and open with "It was a dark and stormy night...."
H. Stones: "woke up and came right here"
principalpoop: have a jolly jolly christmas and boxing day
H. Stones: did i tell you the Tantric Sex Joke ?
Dexter Fong: Was that at the Adult Book Store Motel?
principalpoop: no, you did not
H. Stones: ok
Dexter Fong: Apparently, yes
H. Stones: theres a anewly discovered Tantrix Sex postion, its called The Plumber, You stay in all day but nobody comes.
principalpoop: hehehe
Dexter Fong: lol and lol again
Dexter Fong: And it still costs you 50 dollars
H. Stones: i presume plumbers over there are as unreliable as they are here otherwise the joke doesnt work very well
principalpoop: lots of positions are beyond my ken, because my ken is too small
H. Stones: h
Dexter Fong: You know doc headphones?
H. Stones: my testosterone cartridge is empty and i cannot get a refil for my model
principalpoop: oops, I am wanted on the other line, I will say night night and have fun
||||||||| principalpoop says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, principalpoop exits at 11:31 PM.
Dexter Fong: Stones: In general, all the "craftsman" type workstaff, over books and is never on time
H. Stones: take care both see you Thursday
Dexter Fong: Indeed you will, Sir
Dexter Fong: Night poop, and good luck chat
H. Stones: doffs hat and bows sedately
H. Stones: good night
||||||||| H. Stones departs at 11:34 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bunnyboy
Dexter Fong
drmatt
Elayne
Firebroiled
H. Stones
IndyTween
llanwydd
Merlyn
principalpoop
Tor Hershman
wake URL References:
http://quicksilverscreen.com/
http://www.comicmix.com/news/2007/11/13/more-on-marvels-subscription-service/
http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/official-stewartcolbert-return-jan-7th/
http://www.fancast.com/home
http://www.popcap.com/games/free/alchemy
www.sxsw.com
http://xchannelmusicmachine.blogspot.com/

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"