Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
10/25/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 25, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Firebroiled gets out at 8:32 AM.
Firebroiled: Hello, Dear Friends.
It’s so beautiful up here,
Dear Driends.
It’s so clean.
Yes, Dear Friends,
there’s no druken drivers here.
No broken glass.
No air. . . ..

Over.
||||||||| At 8:33 AM, Firebroiled vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Outside, the 8:16 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah,clem exits at 8:18 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mudhead close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:38 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule.
Mudhead: Hello Dear Friends
Mudhead: hello out there in FST land
Mudhead: Just tryin to make cents of it all
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Mudhead: whelp
Mudhead: Im here
Mudhead: your there
Mudhead: so there
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:02 PM and ah,clem bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Mudhead: I hear ah,clem
||||||||| Catherwood leads cease into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:03 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Mudhead: I now see cat
llanwydd: YES Yes yes
Mudhead: and llan
cease: lets turn sense to pounds
ah,clem: here hear
Mudhead: I'll take pounds of dollars
ah,clem: bbiab
Mudhead: I've been talking to myself for the last few moments
||||||||| ah,clem rushes off, saying "9:04 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Mudhead: Had a scintillatng conversation
llanwydd: I usually ignore myself when I speak to me
llanwydd: testing
Mudhead: it works
llanwydd: works here
Mudhead: works over there too
cease: sin lately?
Mudhead: constantly
llanwydd: apparently mudhead doesn't sin till late
Mudhead: its never too late to sin
cease: i just noticed what a weird questin that was, "where's the dead cat?"
cease: hopefully they werent being prophetic
Mudhead: Be careful or I'll wash yur mouth out with a bar of Dead Cat
||||||||| 9:08 PM: wake jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
llanwydd: yes of course they meant you
cease: the living and the dead, foaming into one-ness
llanwydd: Hey wake!
wake: and it wasn't so bad.
cease: or Ekaw in your language
llanwydd: apparently Hoover Bros. makes it
Mudhead: they suck
cease: they used to call him the hoove
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:10 PM and Dexter Fong steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
wake: they blow, too!
llanwydd: Hey Dex!
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'principalpoop', just granted probation at 9:10 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Mudhead: theres one of Fuds laws in there
principalpoop: hello llan
Mudhead: somewhere
llanwydd: Hey Princ!
principalpoop: hello cat
Dexter Fong: Hey sport Fans
cease: popoing fong
wake: Hello Mr. Fong
principalpoop: hello wake
Mudhead: hullo Dexter, pp, and wake
principalpoop: hello mudhead
principalpoop: hello fong
Dexter Fong: Hey Wake, wb
principalpoop: hello ah, clem
Dexter Fong: Hi cat, llan, Mudd, poop
principalpoop: hello Peggy
Mudhead: hmmm, mudd poop
llanwydd: who's Peggy?
wake: I thought that was "Phudd's Law"?
cease: not one of their best albums, this
Dexter Fong: Hello Woodrow
principalpoop: is that dr. fawk?
llanwydd: anyone know the answer to that question, by the way?
cease: but tolerable, once a decade or so
Dexter Fong: Where's Random?
Mudhead: Was there a question?
llanwydd: drunk
wake: What question?
Mudhead: I'll drink to that
Dexter Fong: And skipper
llanwydd: the question is who's Peggy?
Dexter Fong: Billy Bagg, I know Roland Bagg
llanwydd: what is reality?
principalpoop: she was talking earlier
Dexter Fong: He used to be Doctor fork's nurse
principalpoop: eat it
llanwydd: and how can you be in....
wake: How much wood could a woodchuck...?
Mudhead: eat it raw
principalpoop: rah rah rah, that is the kind of spirit we have here
Mudhead: Spirits at Moore Science?
Dexter Fong: Chuck Wood, doesn't he own the Lumber Yard Drive Thru?
Mudhead: I've got a snort in the rumble seat
Dexter Fong: Stop it all of you!
Mudhead: right here
llanwydd: I went to a firesign performance in New York City and towards the end, people in the audience were yelling out firesign quotes
wake: shiver me timbers
principalpoop: no, that is the board car hop franchise
Dexter Fong: That was me llan
Mudhead: He was having a Yard Sale
llanwydd: proctor humoured them but austin was slightly consternated
principalpoop: now, hold it over there...
Mudhead: there u are
Dexter Fong: Where are we?
Dexter Fong: Where the Fuckowee
Mudhead: We need a reference point
principalpoop: austin needed gloobners loosner flakes
wake: I hate it when I am consternated
llanwydd: although, when somebody yelled What is reality, austin said "Does anybody know the answer to that question, by the way?"
Mudhead: And Austin might have the sharp end on the stick
principalpoop: here, look here
Dexter Fong: Quick, close the curtain Fred
cease: 42
principalpoop: ahh he beat them with the dirty end of the stick
principalpoop: but you outrank them
llanwydd: before the show, I sang "Oh Blinding Light" with two other guys really loud
Mudhead: he beat then off?
Dexter Fong: He beat that red-headed step child with a rented mule
llanwydd: that might have been what started the rest of the audience doing similar things
principalpoop: phooey, how can a child rent a mule?
cease: that line has a new meaning for me, dex
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Honey plummets into the garden at 9:17 PM.
wake: Reality is "no tickee, no shirtee"
llanwydd: Hey Honey!
Dexter Fong: Buenos Noches Senorita 'oney
Mudhead: no shirtee, no servicee
||||||||| Hemlock Stones enters at 9:18 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
cease: honey.
cease: stones
Mudhead: hai honey
Honey OW! pulls herself up out of the bushes a bit disheveled
Hemlock Stones: Ok At ease Men !
principalpoop: hello honey, no shirtee, fast servicee
Dexter Fong: Buenos Noches Senor 'tones
llanwydd: Hey Stones!
Honey : Howdee Friends Buenos tardes ya'all
principalpoop: and stones at the same time, hello young lovers wherever you are
llanwydd: Beenos Nachos to you too
Hemlock Stones: Spreak Engrish alvorado
wake: Hi Stones...Honey
Dexter Fong: I'm not tardy, I'm on time, like a government mule
Honey : hey that was total serendipity
Honey was tarde as usual
Mudhead: thats the newest flavor of Dead Cat
principalpoop: my sister used dipidtydoo
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:20 PM, dragging Popiel'sPocketTweeny by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Honey didn't see stones on the same bus
Dexter Fong: I used Wildroot Cream Oil, Charlie
llanwydd: I believe it was originally Hoover Bros. Dead Cat Hand and Body Bar
Hemlock Stones: my flight from Sao Paulo has been delayed
Honey : Dippitydo was good for you!
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Lo dere dear fiends, er friends
principalpoop: ahh tween, explain all the above please
Dexter Fong: Hey Tween =))
Honey : hey tween :)
wake: The newest flavor of dead cat soap is "government mule"?
cease: imagine someone holding on to 5 thousand silver dollars
principalpoop: defang or defong, its demarvelous
Mudhead: theyd be rich
wake: sounds so appealing
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Lol Wake
cease: i am both alive and completely unsoaplike
Honey : that's pretty heavy, cat
Dexter Fong: Wake: Right, it's made from the corpses of dead mexican drug smuglers
cease: i dont think it culd be done
cease: you sound like the 60s, honey
principalpoop: silver is cheap now, the new aluminium
Dexter Fong: Groovy Cat
wake: B R B
cease: heavy was the groovy that never quite took off
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: She'll never tell her age, cease
Honey : what!! it's NOT the 60's oh crap where am I?
Mudhead: They used it t describe a Chevy
principalpoop: i can dig it
cease: lol
Honey is forever young
llanwydd: didn't see you come in, tween. Wilkommen~
cease: put a firesign disc and its always the 60s
Hemlock Stones: Far out Man
principalpoop: i am almost in the 60s again
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Back at ya, LL
Honey sighs audibly with relief
Mudhead: my waist is long past 60's
cease: yeah, but not those 60s
Hemlock Stones: Poop, you shouldnt be doing 60 in a 25 zone
Mudhead: pull it over Mister
principalpoop hums the theme song from Hiawaii 5-0
llanwydd: I was not "hip" to these things during the 60s
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: You're waisted, and it's not even the 60's no more?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: lol LL
cease: i plan to spend my 60s not dieiing
Honey : what's groovy about being a 'boomer' is it's perfectly ok to be Stoned & have dementia no one can tell the difference :D
Dexter Fong: I've been waisted so long I'm vested
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Always a good idea, cease
principalpoop: yes, waisted and I can't find my cell phone
Hemlock Stones: i have not vested intrests Fong
Honey : blind faith oh yeah
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Yes honey lol
Dexter Fong: Maybe it's in your cell
principalpoop: psyche a boomboom
cease: yes my parents exist in a parallel universe that no drug i've ever taken could take me to. and most of the time, theyre having a good time there
llanwydd: I liked the Beatles as early as 1966 but thought they were a cartoon show
llanwydd: I wonder if anybody else remembers that
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: A freind recently gave me a DVD of a recent Yes concert. If they can do that stuff in their 60's, it gives one hope ;-)
Hemlock Stones: you were right llan, they were a cartoon show
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: You mean Yellow Submarine?
Dexter Fong: Llan: Fraid you're out there on your own on that one
cease: i ddint like the beatles when they first came out. then saw Hard Days Night. fan ever since
principalpoop: give peace a chance, wait, it is all coming back to me
Hemlock Stones: my submarine was paisley, yellow on its own was too drab
Mudhead: It all came back to me, but then it passed right by
llanwydd: there was a cartoon on television that had John, Paul, George and Ringo in animation
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Thet were just another pop band at first. They turned out to be quite a bt more
principalpoop: Who wants to hold my hand?
cease: i wonder if our denver frined is watching the world series
Honey : oooooooooh anybody gunna march in the nov 27th protest march against the war ?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Er, no thanks P
Mudhead: Wheres it at?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Haven't heard about it, Honey
Honey : all major cities
Honey : even smaller minor cities
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: lol cease
Honey : no more bush!
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Well, maybe Katie
llanwydd: and my grandfather used to call any guy with long hair a beatle, so I thought this cartoon show was just about four guys with long hair
Hemlock Stones: i will be marching round my village on my own
Dexter Fong: For those who wonder about the George martin/Beatle connection...G. Martin produced several (4) actually songs by the goons which Lenon loved
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: I'll march for impeachment any day
principalpoop: would you promise to be true? and help me understand...
cease: billy jack is so obscure he was trivia even in the days this album came out
Mudhead: I wonder if thet'll accept a wheelchair
Honey : you do that all the time, Stones.......that's nothing new
Hemlock Stones: can i march for food stamps ?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: I'd heard that Martin didn't do much in the way of music before the Beatles. Didn't know about the goons
Dexter Fong: Billy jack became Billy Joel and gained fame and fortune
principalpoop: that was a good movie, billy jack
llanwydd: but they used to have real Beatles songs on this cartoon
Honey : you can stamp for the food march
cease: time biber?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: All must learn to play the piano...
Honey : i think i might have seen it in a drug induced haze, llan
principalpoop: can I send an email instead honey?
Dexter Fong: Tween: Yep
cease: is that like a bibbler? bibbilous? in bib?
Honey : but i didn't think anyone else saw it :|
Hemlock Stones: ah, heres my plane, will be back shortly
||||||||| Hemlock Stones rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Hemlock Stones?! It's 9:30 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Mudhead: I could do a crawl
llanwydd: I've never heard the Goon Show
principalpoop: he's leaving, on a jet plane
cease: time briber would have been funnier
Dexter Fong: I'll do the tasmanian Back Stroke
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Pretty funny stuff LL
cease: this is some of the worst stuff theyve ever recorded
Dexter Fong: LLan: Goons *big* influence on Brit Comedy and very funny
principalpoop: it has moments
Honey : oh no stones is time traveling again
llanwydd: what's playing?
cease: you have to have a good comprehension of brit english
||||||||| Hemlock Stones enters at 9:31 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Honey loves "The Goons"
cease: i found em daunting
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Hard not to like it, cease. It's not Giant Rat, but it has its moments ;-)
principalpoop: ahh hemlock, a plant
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: wb Stones
llanwydd: I know all about the Goon Show's influence but have never had the pleasure
Honey pets the goat on the way out
Hemlock Stones: which is more than the Brits have, cease
llanwydd: I keep hearing the name Spike Milligan but I don't even know what he looks like
Honey : wb Hemmie
cease: yes tween. moments. the firesign could never do anything that dindt have its moments
principalpoop: quite stones
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: lol Stones
cease: theyve too good
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: And Peter Sellers
cease: i kinda like this scene
cease: did you see that bio of him?
principalpoop: a cool scene, I can dig it
Hemlock Stones: Fong had no trouble with the syntax
Honey : yeah i'm diggin the scene, cease
principalpoop: i like to watch
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Right on, you hep cat
Honey hangs out with poop and passes one
cease: yes, president gardiner
principalpoop: lay it on me
Dexter Fong: Stones: Correct, there are a few references to unknown Brit personages but I never found them hard to comprehend..particularly if you listen to a few of them
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please cut the cheese
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
Hemlock Stones: i am still wading my way through those you sent me Fong
Dexter Fong: and pass it to everyone
Hemlock Stones: for which i am most grateful
cease: i must listen to more dex
principalpoop: dame jane johnson lost her napkin, [hilarious crowd laughter and chuckles of appreciaion]
llanwydd: dame jane dam shame
llanwydd: or whatever her name is
principalpoop: t
Dexter Fong: poop: Napkin is naughty for female hygenic appliance
Hemlock Stones: the name of the dame remains the same
principalpoop: oh, now it is funny, thanks
Dexter Fong: Enter dame here ->..........................
Honey : by george he got it! I think he go tit!
cease: he's got a tit?
Hemlock Stones: he often goes tit
principalpoop: right on
Honey : elocution my dears, elocution!
cease: tilt?
Mudhead: voltage ohmage
principalpoop: stop death by elocution
Dexter Fong: I'm waiting for the elocution
cease: waiting for the eluctioner or someone like her
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: And full-goose bozo?
Dexter Fong: What a watt!
llanwydd: watt?
cease: he's on 3rd
Dexter Fong: Huh?
cease: he's the coach
Hemlock Stones: what the hell is a full goose bozo ???
Mudhead: Who?
Honey giggles girlishly
cease: this is a funny scene
principalpoop: going going sold to the man in the purple nehru jacket and love beads
llanwydd: YES yes yes
cease: t least to a non-blind cat
Dexter Fong Wonders what ever happened to Mr. Muckle-Honey?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Is PO'd electricity an angor watt?
Hemlock Stones: i wont pandit to your puns Poop
cease: he goes home to mx honey muckle
Honey : oh my am i thirsty!
principalpoop: a swing, and a miss
Honey : catherwood please bring me a lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey a lovely beverage.
Mudhead: Have a Whiz
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:39 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule.
Hemlock Stones: i think he became a can of oven cleaner Fong
principalpoop: here is M
llanwydd: Hey Merl!
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Honey : hello merlyn
cease: the magi cometh
Merlyn: I'm not M, that's Peter Lorre
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Evenin' wizard man
principalpoop: then who was Q?
principalpoop: and who was OP
Merlyn: john cleese
Hemlock Stones: well it looks like Smallville Honey
Dexter Fong: Quiznos?
Hemlock Stones: i didnt think much of Brazil anyway
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Cleese was good in that role
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem plummets into the garden at 9:41 PM.
Dexter Fong: Stones: You're looking thru the wrong end
principalpoop: ahh john cleese, the hotel manager
principalpoop: hello, ahhh, clem
Hemlock Stones: Yo there Clemster
Honey : how did you get from sao paolo brazil to smallville kansas in the blink of an eye, stones???????
cease: the flick or the country?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: And Dame Judy Dench was good as well
Dexter Fong: Hey Clem...We're listening to FST
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Hey clemmer
Hemlock Stones: it was a particularly long blink, Honey
ah,clem: hi all
Honey : hola, clem
principalpoop: sigh, I am still in fresno
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Loved the Faulty Towers series
Mudhead: Bambi get in ah,clem?
ah,clem: e hola
cease: thaknfully austin got out
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: He might know that, Dex ;-)
Hemlock Stones: have you run out of matches yet Poop ?
principalpoop: connie his wife was a cutie
ah,clem: not quite time for her yet, Mud
Dexter Fong: Tween: Me too, but I found second viewings very tough to watch
principalpoop: matches? wimberdon already?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: lol Stones
Hemlock Stones: i thought it was you Poop who had set fire to CA
principalpoop: i had forgotten all about the war
Honey : what.......is poop trolling match.com again????
Hemlock Stones: no one can really blame you for it, it needed doing
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: That's quite a little disaster they're having over on the Left Coast
Hemlock Stones: can you come and char London for us now ?
llanwydd: how dare I be grey
Honey : oh is firestarting proclivities, ah errr ermmm no comment
llanwydd: that's better
principalpoop: sorry about that, just trying to burn down my nose hair a little
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Now Stones, surely not your beloved capital
Mudhead: I plan on lighting up the UK when I visit
Hemlock Stones: (throws on more potatoes to roast )
Honey : use the zircon encrusted tweezers like a normal freak, poop
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: lol P
llanwydd: Catherwood, burn princ's nose hair for him
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to llanwydd and says "Did you need me?"
principalpoop: too big for tweezers, these are outta sight
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: You mean lighting up _in_ the UK, don't you Mud?
Dexter Fong sings "I Don't want to set LA on fire...I just want to start a flame in your heart
Mudhead: nah, im gonna heat up the nite
llanwydd: that's one of our butler's duties by the way
principalpoop: ahhh, the voice of ahh, clem
principalpoop: not the eyeball watching me again please, noooooooooooo
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Follow the moving eyeball hat
llanwydd: better in your heart than your nose
Honey : eyeball hat i haven't seen one of those in years
principalpoop: were they out of order last week?
Dexter Fong: Idiots in eyeball hats I've been paid to follow
Mudhead: Im prohibited from lighting up any more, Ive been subjected to drug testing...first time since they started all this nonsense
cease: you must be working for al q, dex
Hemlock Stones: thats right Fong, you just keep singing and the rain will soon put the fires out
Dexter Fong: But "Who'll Start the Rain"
principalpoop: hand picked? i hope you washed your hand first...
||||||||| Dexter Fong is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 9:48 PM.
Hemlock Stones: need you ask Fong ?
cease: we can send you some from van, dex. we have lots
Honey : rain??? in california???? i don't think even fong's singing can make it do that!!!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong disembarks at 9:48 PM.
principalpoop: looking out my back door
principalpoop: wb fong
llanwydd: what do you do, mudhead. are you a school bus driver or something
principalpoop: thumpa
Dexter Fong: What an Idiot, I just exited myself
Mudhead: And just so you can keep your sense of libertarian disgust, the drug police have now enlisted the doctors to be their brown shirts for them
cease: when i lived there, rain was sort of mythological
principalpoop: go clean your pants and come back
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: That was quite the revolving foor there, Dex
Honey : wb fonglestein
Hemlock Stones: well stop playing with yourself then Fong
Mudhead: No llan, I take narcotic pain killers
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: fonglestein? lol
cease: cat doesnt like a lot of things, ah clem
Mudhead: and he doctors require that I not do illicit meds, or they will stop my pain meds
Hemlock Stones: actually its Fonglesteen
llanwydd: I see
cease: but there is a lot of good stuff on this disc too
ah,clem :)
Honey : ahhhh yesssssss
principalpoop: or fongleskinsky, whatever your real name is
llanwydd: I've taken those
llanwydd: specifically hydrocodone
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Ah, the Dutch spelling
cease: i like the early holmes tale and much else
llanwydd: didn't take it for long though
Mudhead: yes, and oxycontin
Dexter Fong: Exit to reset my paremeters
||||||||| 9:50 PM -- Dexter Fong left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: this takes me back to my days in la. i heard this when first broadcast
Mudhead: so no delta9 cannibinol for me
||||||||| 9:50 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
principalpoop: you don't to exit to do that, oops
Dexter Fong: All re-set
Honey : lol
Hemlock Stones: its the well known firm of bent Jewish lawyers, Poop, Fonglesteen, and Tween
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Must have been something, cease
llanwydd: I don't think oxycontin is as widely prescribed as hydrocodone
cease: it was wondrous
principalpoop: i am not bent, just a little bendy
cease: sounds liike an oil company
Dexter Fong: Stones: They're not bent, they're dovening
Hemlock Stones: but Poop you become more pliable as the fees increase
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Wew represented OJ Simpson
llanwydd: so what is playing on cni?
Mudhead: Well, theyre saying theyre checking to make sure i TAKE the meds an not just sell em
Honey : now pop under that dryer over there and soon we'll have you hair looking lovely once again, dex
principalpoop: putty is my middle name
Honey : hey i take those meds and i dont sell em
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Pink Hoyel Burns Down, LL
Mudhead: they pee test me to make sure i dont lie
Hemlock Stones: East em, wipe em off, eat em again !
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Hotel
principalpoop: imagine the collapse of the health care industry if folks could use grass
Honey : gee mudhead!
llanwydd: I have that one. which track? I'll see if I can simulcast with you
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: lol Stones
Mudhead: so now my doctors dont beleive me
Dexter Fong: Honey: I'd like a "happy ending" after this styling
principalpoop: find new doctors wink wink
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Track 1
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: about 3/4 through
Honey : yeah all the agitated senile people would be all mellow just smokin happy to be mindless
Honey : okie dokie dex
llanwydd: thanks tween
Mudhead: its all of em in the state, i must move I beleive
Hemlock Stones: Honey how did Bush get so mindless ?
Dexter Fong: Doctor Winkydink? He always gives me a "Happy Ending"
principalpoop: broken arm? blow smoke in my face
cease: smoking not necessary. with modern vaporizer technology, imbibing is a breeze
Honey : it was in his genes, stones
Mudhead: Id consider stayin in the UK till the pendulum switchs
principalpoop: soon the country mud, not sure where to go anymore
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Grid only knows, Stones.
Honey : ahhhh so indeed, cat
Dexter Fong: afk for a bit
Hemlock Stones: if you smelt some of the breezes here cease you woulnt want to imbibe
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: The truly amazing (and depressing) thing is that he got elected
Mudhead: he stole the election
Honey : he didn't get elected the vote was rigged! dose cards were marked!!!!
principalpoop: hey 30 percent think he is doing a super job...
llanwydd: I really like track 5 on this cd
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: I vote we all go to cease's place for the duration ;-)
cease: armenian is such a common firesing ref
Hemlock Stones: Michael Moor was on Brit TV yesterday, he siad, he blamed Blair mostly for the war because Blair knew what he was doing but clearly Bush didnt
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Track 2 just starting, LL
Honey : i vote we all vote for christopher walken in 2008
cease: it should be required listening for voters on the armenian genocide resolution
Hemlock Stones: more cowbells Honey, more cowbells
Honey : more cowbell ticket
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: There ya go, Honey
llanwydd: YES yesyes
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Yeah cease lol
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Track 3 LL
principalpoop: who was the christopher that called mother theresa a whore?
Honey : i am serious if regan could do it and arnold can be gubernator.......why not walken for pres....he could do the deerhunter roulette with al Q
Mudhead: I dunno how long I can stay in the UK
cease: in america, with armenians
llanwydd: thanks tween
Hemlock Stones: was it St Christopher poop, he got around a lot ?
cease: i do look like one
principalpoop: who we want is irrelevant, the media wants hillary
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: would be better than then current choices, Honey
cease: people have been telling me i look like an academic, or writer for decades
Honey : indeed tweeny
cease: did my father look like a salesman?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: It would seem so, P
llanwydd: which one, cat?
principalpoop: folks check their wallets, purses and kids when I am near
Mudhead: so they can discover Hillary having an affair and the country go into paralysis again
cease: a teacher who wrote books and stuff, i guess
Hemlock Stones: sounds about right Mudhead
principalpoop: a lesbian affair hehe
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: lol P
Hemlock Stones: but who with Poop ?
llanwydd: who do you think Hillary will end up running against?
Merlyn: CVS Pharmacy is now at 5944 North Figueroa: http://yellowpages.sulekha.com/los-angeles/pharmacy/all-area/cvs-pharmacy-158.htm
ah,clem: vote for "none of the above", if enough do, it will confuse everyone
Honey : Imagines hillary & condi in a lovelocked embrace ack
Mudhead: lol
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Don't have a clue, Merlyn
principalpoop: the mormon, he has the most money, he won in massachusetts
cease: i wonder if dave from denver is listening to series
Hemlock Stones: reaches for sickbag Honey
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: McCain might make a comeback
principalpoop: hehe honey, that is horrible hehe
Honey : hehe yeah hehe
Merlyn: more mormon money?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: I've heard of people doing that on paper ballots, clem
Merlyn: more mormon mammon?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: How dare you call her that, P?
llanwydd: not jeffs, I hope
principalpoop: hillary playing with condi's mammons hehe
Honey : please stop calling me 'sickbag honey', stones it messes with my self esteem
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Catherwood, give Poop a sickbag honey
||||||||| Catherwood hands poop a sickbag honey.
Honey : thank you catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..."
principalpoop: who did I call who what?
Mudhead: I buy box wine so i can use the box as the sickbag
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: That's a thought I'll have to wash out of my brain with Lava soap, P lol
Hemlock Stones: good thinking Mud
Honey : good thinkin, mudhead
principalpoop: condi lathering hillary with lava soap hehe
Honey : get out of my head, stones
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Effeciency, Mud, effeciency
Mudhead: breaking news free taco oct 30 at taco bell!
Honey : oooooooooooh get out of my head, princep
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: really, Honey lol
principalpoop: i didn't start this, but we know how it finishes hehe
principalpoop: sorry, wrong chat
Honey : lol
Hemlock Stones: (goes to make a cup of tea )
Merlyn: get the B's out of yourb heabd
llanwydd: I may not be your brother, jim
ah,clem: sounds messy
Honey : spiders n bees!!!bees n' spiders!!!
principalpoop: one free taco, wow
ah,clem: no, you're not, lol
Mudhead: over an over an over
ah,clem: but a dear friend
Honey : glad to get that straight
ah,clem: speaking of deer, Bambi should be here in a few minutes
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Playing headball, Mud?
principalpoop: I apologize for the thoughts I am having, but not typing....
Mudhead: cheeseball Tweeny
Honey : hehe p hehe just watch out for the thought police
principalpoop: hehe
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Having impure thoughts, P?
cease: good to hear, clem
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Head Cheese ball? Would be messy
principalpoop: bad principalpoop bad, where is my whip?
llanwydd: Peaches Creamy is a funny name
Hemlock Stones: kplease think more quietly please Poop
principalpoop: self-flagguate
Honey : i have it here, princep
llanwydd: I have actually known two women named Peaches and one named Peach
principalpoop: that is where I left it
Honey : peachy, llan
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: rather fruity
principalpoop: peachy keen
cease: are you from Georgia, llan?
llanwydd: not at all
cease: i used to make a desert called Peche Cardinal
Honey : lsmft
principalpoop: afk, looking for fong
Mudhead: Glad shes in safe ah,clem
llanwydd: a fish dessert?
Honey : he took off with godeau, poop
cease: peaches in rasberry sauce
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: You ran out of cardinals?
Honey : peaches in regalia
Mudhead: We use Girl Scouts
Dexter Fong: Back
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Sounds delish
cease: them birds was expensive
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: lol Mud
Honey : wb dex
llanwydd: they ran out of regalia
Mudhead: cookies, i didnt finish
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Sounds like a front to me, Dex
cease: zappa minusa mothers
llanwydd: ...Of the World
Dexter Fong: What happened to CNI
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: So they substituted hot rats?
cease: i think he benefited from the input of others
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Still here, Dex
Honey : and weasels, tweeny
ah,clem: she is not in the safe, she is in the living room
Dexter Fong: I'm not getting audio and checked the little control panel and it on pause
llanwydd: I love track five. brings back memories
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: No interruptions on Rob's feed: http://audio.rfdradio.info:8000/cni
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: That'd do it, Dex
Dexter Fong: Okay now, for some reason it when into pause, so I just hit play and it restarted
cease: teh jack poet ads were often the funniest things on thier sunday morning show in 68
ah,clem: none of the feeds play in pause, Dex
Honey : "giggles
ah,clem :)
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: The Jack Poet videos are great
Mudhead: well, wish her a good night along wif Yoda an Root
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Makes me want to buy an old VW
llanwydd: the poet ads were during the dear friends broadcast?
Dexter Fong: Clem: Maybe when i was afk and went grey it paused itself
cease: indeed, tween
Honey : oh thankyou clem, i am missing smallville to be here with ya'all
cease: jack made a lot of their stuff possible in those days
Mudhead: as well as all my dear friends
Dexter Fong: Just did it again
||||||||| "10:13 PM? 10:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "doctec should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as doctec enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Hemlock Stones: did you catch this item Tween ? Webcasters to plead royalty case in Senate hearing today
cease: thanks for including us, honey
Honey : im sure that is what happened, dex or its the ghost in your machine
Merlyn: hey doc
Mudhead: hiya doc
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc
doctec: hey, i just got home from work a half hour ago
Honey : hello doc!
Hemlock Stones: hi jdoc
llanwydd: I used to wonder how a non-firesign audience could stand those jack poet ads. now I understand
doctec: hell of a day
cease: wow. its doctec!
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Hi Doc
doctec: i blame the fool moon
cease: what's UP?
Mudhead: im just sayin g'nightt to all
Honey : the moon is up yeah
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: No, I didn't Stones. URL?
cease: waht a lunatic idea
Dexter Fong: Hight Mudhead
doctec: well as soon as i finish this very stiff vodka tonic i just poured...
cease: night mud
Hemlock Stones: good night Mudhead
Honey : nite mudhead take it easy if ya take it at all
Honey : have a good week
Dexter Fong: Doc: Throw a towel over it
Mudhead: hope to see ya next week
||||||||| Mudhead departs at 10:15 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
doctec: nite m
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Follow after Doc, as we learn three new words in Russian...
ah,clem: sadly cloudy here, but still howling, lol
doctec: towel head?
Dexter Fong: Dressing
Hemlock Stones: well stop howling clem, it will do no good
doctec: aaaaOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
Honey repeats 'towel head"
Dexter Fong: Werewolves of London
doctec: yep
Honey repeats OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
llanwydd: I wondered why Jack Poet would want those weird ads on the radio but if it was during the Dear Friends shows I can understand that
cease: towlie? pass that bong
ah,clem growls
Dexter Fong: Vampires of Van Couver
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Excitable Boy is classic
doctec: cat, i've been so slammed with office work this past couple of weeks i have not had the chance to respond to your emails
Dexter Fong will have what Honey's having
cease: i figured as much, doc
doctec: i should let you know that this weekend i got the u-tube vid page updated with the latest
cease: take your time. i'm low priority
Honey : catherwood please get dex what honey is having
||||||||| Catherwood gets dex what honey is having.
Dexter Fong: Cat is also low maintenance
cease: today would be Bit's 29th birthday.
cease: lol dex
Dexter Fong: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Honey giggles
cease: compared to britney spears, maybe
doctec: wow
llanwydd: I don't get that thing about "ankshafts". anybody get it?
Dexter Fong: Yes! Yes! No! No! Again! Stop!
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Excitable Boy is classic
doctec: happy 29th! and it's a full moon tonight as well
Dexter Fong: Third Base!! Stop!
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Got a link to the YouTube stuff?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: angst-shafts
doctec: moniqueishikawa.com/nihongo
doctec: oops
Dexter Fong: Ankh Shafts?
doctec: http://moniqueishikawa.com/nihongo.htm
doctec: dang that's wrong too
cease: you put up the mineko and hisato ota piece. thats the last one
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: 'page not found'
doctec: http://moniqueishikawa.com/nihongo/index.htm
Dexter Fong: Where are those damn pages? I need a "Happy Ending"!
doctec: i thought i had it memorized, sorry
Dexter Fong: I remember you saying that Doc
principalpoop: what? back
Dexter Fong: sorry
cease: looks good, doc
cease: steph is going to japan with Fumiyo next spring and hopes to record more
doctec: that's great to hear, cat
Dexter Fong: Doc looks good, like an Intern should
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Very cool, Cat
cease: we went to Zen and had their tonkatsu last night.
llanwydd: je ne pas pas
cease: it wasnt as good as you get in japan, but not bad
principalpoop: neh neh
cease: yeah that site is for people who can speak/understand japanese.
Dexter Fong: LLan: Is that the french verse to Michael jackson's Billy Jean
doctec: a wise man once said: you can't always get what you want...
cease: that does not include me, but it was my daughter's first language
doctec: but if you try sometimes, you just might find
doctec: you get whatcha need
cease: but if you try some time, you just might find
principalpoop: time is on my side, yes it is
cease: or some rosemary
Dexter Fong: Doc: YOu can be fined for quoting that
doctec: dex: i know i'm fine
Hemlock Stones: but this could be the last time, Poop
cease: yes your country is heading in that direction, dex.
Honey throws in some parsley & sage
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Better send the RIAA some royalties
Honey : maybe the last time.......i don't know oh yeah
Hemlock Stones: the RIAA can go fuck themselves
principalpoop: they've all gone, to look for america
Dexter Fong: Cat: Never mind...I know *all* about that sinfull city of yours
Dexter Fong: I watch Da Vinci
doctec: in living room with lili (who is sacked out on the couch) watching the bosox cream the rockies for the 2nd time
cease: its so very lonely, you're 2000 light years from home
Dexter Fong: Doc: Score?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: I don't know about themselves, but they're doing a pretty good job with us ;-)
doctec: stones: the riaa have already fucked themselves at this point (cf radiohead, nin, madonna et al)
Honey : shelter it's just a kiss away
cease: cbc had an interesting flick about the US vs "Prince of Pot" Marc Emery the other night
doctec: dex: dang they just cut to commercial
cease: nice to see our tax dollars well spent
doctec: but last i saw, bosox had scored at least 2 more runs to go up 3-1
Honey : i agree doc indeed they have just wait till their evil spawn hatches
principalpoop: brown sugar
Hemlock Stones: check this Doc http://www.afterdawn.com/news/archive/11568.cfm
cease: i have it on but not watching. i'm happy if rockies win, happy if boston wins
Dexter Fong: hot legs
cease: no possibility of unhappiness
Honey : some girls!!
doctec: they (rockies) took their starter out and the reliever they put in was horrible
Dexter Fong: Visibility untrammeled
doctec: at this point the bases are loaded with 2 out in the fifth, and they are putting in a 2nd reliever
cease: yestereday wasa big embarrsment to vancouver.our ubc (my alma mater) pitcher got shelled
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, you like to run around
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
doctec: oh good commercials are over... oh sorry it's 2-1
cease: bases loaded
doctec: bottom of 5th, 2 outs, boxos have the bases loaded
Dexter Fong: Thanks doc
cease: acids, even more loaded
doctec: ball 1
doctec: 1-0
cease: i do like this, clem
Dexter Fong: Balling one, sir
Honey : blow by blow baseball tonight
principalpoop: some puerto rican girls just dying to meetcha
doctec: can't afford to walk this guy & give bosox another run
Dexter Fong: Next stop, Boner City
doctec: fouled back, 1-1
ah,clem: ok, Cat, glad to hear it
cease: doc, here's a sentence you never expected me to type: i bought a couple of suits yesterday
doctec: (as the color announcer) boy, the rockies sure suck!
principalpoop: put some mustard on that hotdog
doctec: back to you, doc
doctec: (as play by play) the wind up...
Dexter Fong: Cat: Suits me
doctec: the pitch...
principalpoop: suit suits?
doctec: high and away, 2-1
Honey : somebody throw me some peanuts
Honey does the wave
Dexter Fong: Two on one, SIR
doctec: (as the color announcer) this vodka tonic rocks!
doctec: (as play by play) popup
doctec: to left field
principalpoop: i got it
cease: one an actual suit, black with sublte blue stripes, the other a jacket with a colour somewhere near brown and matching pants. very odd
doctec: 3 outs
doctec: red sox have stranded 7 runners on base so far in the game
||||||||| Bubba's Brain enters at 10:30 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!
doctec: but they now lead 2-1 as we go into the top of the 6th
cease: i can accept my nobel prize now
principalpoop: hi bubba
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bubba
llanwydd: Hey Bub!
doctec: we'll be back after this word for vodka tonics
Honey : oooooh i like the new "near brown" it's very trendy this season, cease
principalpoop: planning a felony cat?
Honey : hi bubba :=)
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
doctec: (suave announcer) have a vodka tonic - you know you want one
Bubba's Brain: Which word for vodka tonics?
cease: i dont know what the colour is, honey. maybe a tree would recognize it
doctec: hi bubba
llanwydd: Breakfast With the Brunts
cease: hi brains
doctec: i'm doing the play by play of the bosox game tonight
Bubba's Brain: Hey pp HS ll, Honey, DF, etc...
principalpoop: baby shit brown is a popular tan color
cease: hows LIver?
doctec: and we'll be back to our game in a moment but first... a little chit chat
Hemlock Stones: thought you said the Botox game Doc
Bubba's Brain: play x play = play squared.
doctec: is that babyshit brown or monkey shit brown?
Bubba's Brain: "Wow, that's a nice chit"
Honey : haha stones
cease: doc is just naturally young
llanwydd: By the light of the silvery...
wake: BACK
principalpoop: hike
Honey : awoooooooooo
doctec: stones: i can feel my brows loosening as i type
principalpoop: wb wake
llanwydd: I recognize the intro music to this track
Dexter Fong: WB Wake
doctec: botox and vodka tonics - they go hand in hand!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:32 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
doctec: (well kinda)
llanwydd: it's from several Universal horror films of the 40s
Bubba's Brain: "Wow man, that's some good chit."
doctec: they are both excellent relaxers!
principalpoop: hi dear deer
llanwydd: Hey Bambi!
cease: better than foot and foot
Dexter Fong: Hey Bambi
Bubba's Brain chats about chits.
cease: hi bambi
Honey lays out to get a nice moontan
Honey : hello bambi :=)
Hemlock Stones: Hello Bambi
cease: always deer to see you
doctec: bub, did merlyn get in touch with you? he was asking for your blue marble email addy this week
wake: Hello Bambi
Bambi: howdy Dear Friends
principalpoop: lay it on me honey
principalpoop: how is bambi?
doctec: ok, top of the 6th
Honey : blame it on the moon, princep
cease: sounds tasty
Dexter Fong sidles up to Honey an offers to rub some soothing Moon Lotion on her back
Bubba's Brain: I got his email -- the answer is yes -- I hadn't had a chance to compose a reply yet.
doctec: and after that great fifth i just finished, my typing will go to shit any minute now
principalpoop: sidles or saddles?
wake: Yes Bami... We are fawned of you.
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Hey Bambi, Bubba
cease: whos he, bub?
Bambi: bambi is happy to be home
Honey : awwww lol wake wakes up wb :)
doctec: first batter - attempts bunt but strike called, 2nd pitch fouled - count is 0-2
Dexter Fong: Paddles
cease: intrinsically boring?
Bambi: and particularly here with all our Dear Friends for FST night :-)
doctec: matsui is up for the rockies
Bubba's Brain: Cat, I was replying to doc about Merl.
doctec: fouls off the nextpitch
principalpoop: she has my whip, you can use it if you want fong
doctec: ah i missed a pitch
doctec: count is now 2-2
doctec: curt schilling on the mound for the bosox
Honey : hey now it's my whip you are delusional princep
doctec: infield popup, easily caught, 1 out
Dexter Fong cracks whip and chases Siegfried and Roy of the stage
Bubba's Brain: The Giants Win The Pennant! The Giants Win The Pennant! The Giants Win The Pennant!
principalpoop: yes madam
cease: the dodgers lose the pennant
Dexter Fong: The Midgets gat tossed!!!
Honey : hip hip hooray!
principalpoop: buy me some peanuts and crackerjack
Bubba's Brain: I used to drive a Midget.
doctec: next batter: line drive base it, rockies have man on first - one out, top of 6th
Bambi: the dodgey players got ousted?
Dexter Fong: For Captain Spaldeen
cease: i weould like to pick up new bio of schultz
Honey : catherwood please get bambi a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood gets bambi a toasted almond.
Hemlock Stones: i didnt know the players were Gay Bambi
Bambi: ...I don't care if I never get back ... so,
Dexter Fong: Schultz of the Prison Camp or Peanuts?
doctec: todd helton at the plate - first pitch is a strike
principalpoop: argh argh argh
cease: charlie brown
llanwydd: george schultz
Bambi: dodgey has something to do with being gay? Now I am confused....
cease: actually shultz sounds more like Lucy
Bubba's Brain: Thats outed, HS, like Dumbledore.
doctec: outside, ball 1 - count is 1-1
cease: any portr in the storm
Honey : stones it's the dont ask don't tell policy
cease: ever had port in portugal? another world
doctec: nice pitch - caught hom looking, two strikes
principalpoop: no but I had spam in spain
llanwydd: I can't stand port
Bambi: Thanks Honey and thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Bambi
Bambi: I think I need one lol
doctec: 1-2
llanwydd: I don't like wine that tastes like a mouthful of sugar
Dexter Fong: Doc: Like in the old days..I'm recreating the game here with crowd noise, the old pencil against the mike stand etcetera
doctec: inside (a little too close to the knees, almost hit the guy) - count is 2-2
Honey : catherwood is having a particularly heavy full moon this month, bambi
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Honey and queries "Did you need me?"
cease: nor could i, till a bottle appeared on my desk drawer in hotel in lisbon. it was astonishing
Bubba's Brain goes downstairs to change out laundry.
principalpoop: sorry, dandelion brandy man
cease: dont turn into ronald reagan, please
doctec: fouled away, still 1-2
Honey : catherwood bring me a bottle of Mateus
||||||||| Catherwood hands Honey a bottle of mateus.
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu leave your drawers open?
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me another toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi another toasted almond.
Bambi: lol Honey
doctec: outside, ball 2
principalpoop: don mateux, brother of don adams
wake: I had pizza in Portugal.
Honey : two fisted drinking tonight, bambi??
cease: desk top actually. amzing round decanter of the good stuff
Honey : well it is a full moon ;)
doctec: my kinda drinker!
cease: in lisbon?
llanwydd: what is portuguese pizza like, wake?
Dexter Fong: Lithbon?
doctec: another foul ball, 1-2
llanwydd: topped with chourizo?
cease: most of the food i had there was quite good
doctec: batter is doing a good job of protecting the plate
Bambi: well, this full moon is quite paradoxical ... it's a moon that's about 14% bigger in the sky but hasn't gained an ounce of weight LOL
principalpoop: do they have lots of lisbonians in lisbon?
doctec: helton is a good contact hitter
Honey : i hear they do excellent tapas there
doctec: man on 1st in motion
cease: shlling is looking for another world series ring
Dexter Fong: Yes, Portuguese food is good, not too disimmilar from Espanich
Honey : lisbonauts i think
principalpoop: does this moon make my ass look fat?
wake: Pithy. With plenty of pepperoni...
doctec: pitch #82 from schilling
doctec: oh i missed apitch
doctec: a pitch
cease: not in my expereince, honey. the only tapas like thing i found was their cod croquette. most of their tapas are sweet, which is not to my taste
Dexter Fong: Poop: Yes!!
doctec: he just walked the batter
llanwydd: Pithy? interesting
Honey agrees with dex
doctec: so now rockies have men on 1st and 2nd
principalpoop: schiling knocks out clay, schilling knocks out clay
llanwydd: Nick's Pithy Pizza
doctec: conference at the mound
Bambi: kewl seems we don't even have to watch the game ... I much prefer to get the important parts from doctec :-)
cease: better they gfet them on 3rd and 4th
doctec: schilling is done for the night, bosox are bringing in a reliever
Dexter Fong appreciates Honey's agreeableness
Honey : baseball sounds to erotic
doctec: i am having fun with this bambi
principalpoop: hehe she sais erotic hehe
principalpoop: said
Dexter Fong: Third Base! Stop!!
doctec: my typing has improved of late what with the IM chats i've been having with the clerical crew in india
Honey : conference at the mound!!!
principalpoop: from the light of the dashboard
Honey : lol doc
cease: doc is good at important stuff
doctec: between that and all the c# and sql stored procedure coding
Merlyn: clerihew?
wake: The lasagna in Lagos is limp and loathsome.
llanwydd: the professor is neither Hare nor there
cease: you have your own indian crew, doc?
doctec: i've been typing my little fingers off
Bambi smiles ... hey as long as you are having fun with it ... so much the better doc :-)
Hemlock Stones: that sounds like a coded message ot spies Wake
Honey : very illiterative, wake good job old boy
cease: the rain in spain falls mostly on madrid
llanwydd: I've only been in two foreign countries. england and canada
doctec: yes cat, they do all the coding and transcribing of medical bills associated with insurance claims for farmers insurance
Dexter Fong wonders if there will be a "Happy Ending" for Doc
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: it does Stones lol
llanwydd: and I liked the food in both countries
doctec: farmer's insurance is our main client
principalpoop: where is lagos? legos come from denmark
cease: and were not foreign enough, llan
Bambi: lasagna ....
Hemlock Stones: gesundheit ! bambi
llanwydd: I didn't try the pizza in england though. don't know what it's like
cease: good food can be found anywhere, i suppose
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: You'd like a body of water separating CN from the US, cease?
principalpoop: howl
doctec: the transcription process takes place overnight - the transcribed bills and line items are then available to claim handlers the next day, through a fancy-schmancy web app we provide to them
Honey learned how to make a mysterymeat chili con queso today with rachel ray
llanwydd: lagos in in nigeria
Bubba's Brain: Mischief managed.
llanwydd: want a piece?
doctec: i haven't gotten in to the web app code that much yet, it's really convoluted
wake: But the cachitori in Karachas was creative.
cease: un hip nigeria
doctec: but the code for the application that the india crew use, i'm starting to get into that
cease: im sure you're doing a fine job, doc
principalpoop: get some teheran tacos before it is too late
Honey : learning sanskrit now are you, doc?
Dexter Fong: Now get back to the game
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Is it all reasonably well-documented, Doc?
doctec: my first real project for the company is a standalone app that will be used in conjunction with the transcription app - for the india crew to use
Bubba's Brain: Hmmmm programming in sanskrit.
doctec: c# is sanskrit, in its way :)
doctec: ok hideki okajima is now pitching for bosox
Dexter Fong: Sand Script is good unless it's windy
doctec: 2 balls 1 strike
wake: Who's on first?
Honey nods
llanwydd: I recorded a documentary about calcutta off tcm last night but I havent seen it yet
doctec: men on 1st & second
principalpoop: hehe he said 2 balls 1 strike hehe
llanwydd: it was filmed by louis malle
cease: pete townsend's on 2nd
Honey : I dunno is on 2nd
Dexter Fong whispers to Honey "Wake Up"!!
doctec: off the end of the bat to 1st basemen, ball dribbles to him
Bambi: wow, doc discovered sanskrit!
principalpoop: opening act is cyndi lauper
doctec: batter is out but the runners advance
Honey : AHH pete he wont get fooled again!
doctec: now, men on 2nd & 3rd, 2 outs
Honey wakes up n orders another one just like the other one
Hemlock Stones: i ltlhought it was invented by Mrs Rosetta STone, Bambi
doctec: pitch into the dirt
Bambi: tomorrow is pitching and yesterday is catching?
doctec: catcher practically falls on it
doctec: a run might have scored otherwiser
doctec: batter swung at it tho
doctec: 1 strike
doctec: 90 mph fastball next, schwing and a miss
Bambi: and I don't know is shortstop, I think
principalpoop: Punt!
doctec: rockies 1-12 with runners on base in the post season
doctec: i mean this batter
doctec: strike 3
Bambi: course likely I'd have to listen to that again to be sure lol
doctec: hideki okajima holds it together for bosox
doctec: 2 men stranded
Dexter Fong: SEND A RESCUE TEAM
doctec: score still 2-1, moving to the bottom of the 6th
principalpoop: and there's hamburger all over the highway
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: I don't know's on 3rd, I do believe ;-)
Bambi: pancake, waffle or cake batter?
Honey : corndog batter yummmmmmmmmmm bambi
doctec: and now - yet another barrage of commercials
cease: just back from renewing snagria
doctec: (i can hear cat pushing the mute button on his remote through this internet connection)
wake: in Mystic Connecticut.
Bambi: LOL
Dexter Fong: Snagria?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: You snagged some sangria?
doctec: wake: you from mystic?
llanwydd: do you put debris in your sangria?
principalpoop: they have pizza in mystic too
cease: the taco bell ad reminds me of eddie izzards riff on Caesar dog food
doctec: (i am guessing they finally cleaned up all that hamburger all over the highway)
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Izzard's very funny
llanwydd: they have pizza all over the highway in mystic
Honey : pass me the sick bag please
cease: they have pizza all over the place
doctec: this is our emoeror, caesar - we're thinking of naming him "mr. dog" though, we have our marketing team working on that
Bambi: better than cooking it on the highway all summer
cease: eatingrabbits. thats so last week
Dexter Fong: A piecah pizza in Pizza is Pleazing
wake: Nah.. from PA originally
principalpoop: last week? where am i?
cease: you had a pa? how unique
Honey : new mexican road pizza is known worldwide
Dexter Fong: Un PA PA
llanwydd: the pizza in pisa stays mainly on the plate
doctec: a guy at work got a copy of izzard's "unrepeatable" into my hands this week - izzard's 1994 standup act
cease: is it as good as his othre stuff?
Honey : i heard it does lean a bit, llan
doctec: first bosox batter, bottom of 6th, hits it up the middle for a single
Hemlock Stones: but the plate slides out of the window llan
doctec: cat: yes definitively
principalpoop: yeah go nads
doctec: will send you a copy if you are interested
llanwydd: LOL stones
cease: indeed
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: lol P
doctec: you got it
doctec: batter sacrifice bunt, 1 out, man on 1st advances to 2nd
Bambi: bosox? is that short for botox or is it short for blue sox?
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: The Bostom Botox
cease: are you not a fan of baseball, bambi?
Dexter Fong: Short for Boss Ox, King of the Herd, yah heard?
principalpoop: short but not too fat
Dexter Fong: Kindy pudgy
Honey : http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html now here is some goooooooood chow
principalpoop: king of the road
Honey urp
wake: anybody interested in some 2nd hand steam shovels? I am not kidding.
cease: queen of the boulevard?
Bambi: went to see the Cincinnati Reds play when I visited relatives many moons ago .. and I enjoyed it...does that count?
llanwydd: pardon me if I go grey while I make coffee
Dexter Fong: Prince of the Alley
Hemlock Stones: shovelling steam is a waste of time Wake
Honey : a touch of grey suits you, llan
cease: the greatest metaphor i've ever heard was vince scully calling a dodgers reds game in 76
doctec: 3rd bosox batter in 6th is inthe hole, 1 and 2
cease: only to 9, bambi
doctec: man on 2nd
doctec: fast ball high, 2-2
ah,clem: ...
Honey : yes yes clem!!!
Bambi: lol doc
doctec: 1 out, bottom of 6th
doctec: man on 2nd
doctec: foul ball, still 2-2
principalpoop: what sport are you talking about?
ah,clem: left footed ferrett? lol
cease: if any of you have heard my play Neal Amid, (if not its available at www.seemreal.com i think) the character of Babe Ruth isplayed by my friend Tom Satriano, who used to play for the Red Sox
Bubba's Brain: Gotta go. Sorry to be here so short tonight.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:59 PM and mado steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: i love this bit, clem
||||||||| "10:59 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bubba's Brain, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
principalpoop: night BB
mado: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
principalpoop: hello mado
Popiel'sPocketTweeny: Be good everybody. See ya next week :-)
Honey : hello mado & welcome
cease: mado, welcome
doctec: swung at a bad pitch but got a piece of it - another foul ball
||||||||| At 11:00 PM, Popiel'sPocketTweeny vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Bambi: howdy mado
Dexter Fong: Bubba youre not short, it just that we're all tall
doctec: nite tween
mado: thnx
principalpoop: ciao tween, thanks again
Hemlock Stones: good night tween
Dexter Fong: Night Bub and Tweeny
mado: any sexy girl or man
cease: i played this on NHK when i had a brief gig there in 74-75
principalpoop: ahh a fast tween
cease: by tween
Bambi: see ya next time Tweeny
doctec: ground ball to short - over to 1st, two away - man on 3rd
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
principalpoop: he he double play hehe
Bambi: night Bubba
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, bring mado any sexy girl or man
||||||||| Catherwood gives mado any sexy girl or man.
doctec: catherwood, give the bosox a run
||||||||| Catherwood hands the bosox a run.
mado: any one can see it naked plz
doctec: swing and a miss, 0-1
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give the Bosox the runs
||||||||| Catherwood gets the bosox the runs.
cease: you a firesign fan, mado?
Honey : mado is in japan
doctec: another swing and a miss, 0-2
Merlyn: hey honey, thanks for the cracked link, didn't know they were on the web
principalpoop: ohio
mado: yea
Honey : yeh merlyn :)
Hemlock Stones: well its that time again folks so i better call it a day or rather a night till next week
doctec: way outside, low, ball
cease: "Mado" mean window in Japanese
mado D:D any sexy man plz
Hemlock Stones: have a good week all and stay safe
doctec: now 1-2
Honey : awwwwwww stones its a full moon
Honey whines
principalpoop: night night stones
doctec: 2 out, bottom of 6th, man on 3rd, bosox leading 2-1
cease: you take the high road and i'll take the higher road
Bambi: we are hearing about the swings and misses, but what about the pitch? Fast ball, curve ball, any thoughts on that?
doctec: pitch is high, 2-2
Dexter Fong: Night Stones
ah,clem: g/n stones
doctec: night stones
principalpoop: hold that bus, everybody have a super week...ciaooo
cease: by stones
||||||||| At 11:03 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, principalpoop!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
doctec: sorry to bore you with all this "world series"stuff
Hemlock Stones: pleasant dreams poop, doc, Bambi, Clem, Fong, Honey, cease, Merlyn
Dexter Fong: If Tweeny were here, he might be thinking 'Hmmmmmmmm Wrong chat/"
Honey : bye poop till next week
cease: by poop
doctec: wow, another ball - count is full
ah,clem: bye PP
Hemlock Stones: good night
Dexter Fong: Night Poop
Bambi: doc is such a great sport :-)
doctec: nite poop
Honey : nite all
doctec: foul ball - still 3-2
Bambi: night Stones have a great one!
Dexter Fong: I'm still listening Doc
cease: by honey
Bambi: have a great night PrinceP
Bambi: he walks now?
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:04 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Hemlock Stones by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
doctec: that was a good pitch, it would have been a strike - batter just nicked t foul
Dexter Fong: Night Honey
wake: bye bye pooper
||||||||| Around 11:04 PM, Honey walks off into the sunset...
Bambi: have a great night Honey :-)
llanwydd: is it a hit or a miss
doctec: ripped it foul to the left
doctec: nite honey
doctec: still 3-2
Bambi: just a nick llan :-)
Dexter Fong: Honey Just Left? What serendipity
Bambi: it was just in the nick of time
doctec: yet another foul
Dexter Fong: If you're listening to CNI
Bambi: lol
cease: keep his mind on avenging his dead wife?
doctec: man, he's pulling these balls to the left, fouling one after another
doctec: ball 4
Bambi sings Serendipity .... errrr, High Anxiety!
doctec: ortiz now coming up for bosox
cease: you ever heard scully, doc?
Dexter Fong: Doc? Top or bottom of inning
doctec: and here comes the rockies mgr
doctec: bottom of 6th
doctec: bosox up
llanwydd: well, I will pass away for now and return from the dead on Halloween
doctec: cat: oh yeah, scully is the nazz
cease: dodgers havent been in series since 88
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Bambi: does the rockies mgr have snow on top?
llanwydd: see you then and good knight
cease: i hate it when my sox fall down
doctec: 2 out, men on 1st & 3rd
doctec: ortiz a great clutch hitter
wake: Hope to see you next week, all. I am in the middle of my Friday morning so I have to go. Adios!
Dexter Fong: Bambi: There's snow on the roof but there's plenty of heat down below]
Bambi: then they have done an amazing job to get there! since '88 is a very long time
doctec: and although i was concentrating on my typing, the barrage of commercials would indicate that the rockies are bringing in another reliever
Dexter Fong: Night or morning wake
Bambi: have a great night llan
doctec: nite wake
cease: in the Lord Bucklye or P Diddy sense, doc?
cease: by wake
doctec: cat: perhaps both, maybe neither - was thinking of ziggy stardust and the spiders from mars
Bambi: have a great day wake
doctec: ok rockies bring in fuentes as new reliever
Dexter Fong: well, time to park the car...later or sooner for y'all
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| mado - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: david ortiz is up
cease: llike some cat from japan
wake: G O O O O O O S O X !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
doctec: it's cold on the field, players are trying to warm up their hands - blowing into them etc
doctec: first pitch to ortiz low and away, ball 1
Bambi: see ya sooner or later Dex :-)
doctec: long fly ball to center field, fielder is there
doctec: 3rd out
cease: dex
Bambi: brrrrrrrr....
doctec: ok, moving to top of 7th
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:11 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs wake by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: cold in virginia, bambi?
Bambi: catherwood is good with that bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Bambi and yells "My ears are burning..."
doctec: geez, i'm a play by play announcer to three people at this point
cease: but youre really appreciated, doc
Bambi: lol
doctec: thanks cat (lol)
doctec: i appreciate it
doctec: i appreciate being appreciated by appreciators
Bambi: cat: no, was just feeling bad for the baseball players
cease: ah
doctec: appreciating my seeming need to both type a blue streak and live a dream of being a baseball announcer
cease: they're well paid for thier temporary displeasure
Bambi: definitely an interesting play by play ... makes it much easier than sitting there watching the game LOL
doctec: i'm a better play by play man with a typewriter than an announcer i can assure you
cease: youre in the cat bird seat, doc
Bambi: I prefer being at the game than watching on TV
doctec: we do the sitting - so you don't have to!
Bambi: LOL
cease: great black dope
doctec: first rockies batter pops it up, 1 out in the 7th
Bambi: uh, oh...doesn't sound good
Bambi: Thanks Clem!!! :-)
doctec: pitcher is ahead of the 2nd rockies batter - it's now 1-2
doctec: hey bambi hows the internet cafe thing working out
doctec: grounder to short, 2 out
doctec: 7th inning stretch mere minutes away
cease: unless rockies score lots of runs
Merlyn: ok, sees you next wick
doctec: ball 1 to 3rd rockies flunky - i mean batter, sorry
doctec: ball 2
Merlyn: rockies rococos?
cease: by merl
||||||||| Around 11:17 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
doctec: down the pike for a called strike - 1 and 2
cease: they go, they go
doctec: called 2nd strike on the inside corner - 2 and 2
cease: not a perch?
ah,clem: good night everyone, have fun, and remember to laugh once in a short while
Bambi: the baseball game a better topic by far ...
cease: in lake geneva trhey have a fish called the pike perch
cease: all the goodness of both. very tasty fish
doctec: called 3rd strike - okajima is dominant here
cease: damn those japs
doctec: time to stretch out that 7th inning
Bambi: lol rockies batter = flunky ... makes mental note
cease: goodly stretched by the hemp
doctec: and now to honor america - boyz to men sing "god bless america"
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: wow, nice 3 part harmonies here
cease: did you read daily kos diary about the rockies?
||||||||| ah,clem is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:20 PM.
doctec: these guys are good
cease: it certainly made me want to root for the team
doctec: and they're very well rehearsed
doctec: though they are not hitting the high notes with great precision
doctec: all in all tho, not a abad acapella performance
cease: pj tje anthem to your country again. i'm delighted not to live there
doctec: cat: LOL - couldn't have put it better myself!
cease: my typing is bad, evenby my standards
Bambi: well, time for bed now ... long day and early appt tomorrow and cafe ... life goes on. Have a great night and hope your favorite team wins doc! You deserve it after the great play by play
doctec: americans say "my country, love it or leave it." canadians say "your country, and you can have it!"
doctec: ok bambi
cease: you too, bambi
doctec: thanks for putting up with my typographical yammering as a play by play announcer
doctec: man i have had the week from hell at work
doctec: it's been tough
cease: sorry to hear, doc
doctec: if you had told me 20 years ago that i'd be putting the technological pedal to the metal at my "advanced" age, i'd have thought you were crazy
doctec: but as tough as it is, my brain is really getting a good workout
cease: life isnt always fair, doc
doctec: i'm sharper than i have been in a long time
doctec: i let myself fall into a rut at jupitermedia
cease: or even temperate
doctec: and i got burnt out with all the political crap at that company
doctec: it really took its toll
cease: you were underutilized for a while
doctec: and even though i am making only 2/3 of what i was making there, i am enjoying the work so much more now
cease: thats relatively important
doctec: yep
doctec: new pitcher for rockies, seems strong
cease: heard good news about my parents this aft. they wont have to move very far from where they are now.
doctec: oh yeah? that's great, i'm sure any move for them is both traumatic and a maor effort - for both them and you
cease: indeed. but i thought they'd have to move to a distan suburb. only a few blocks from where they are now is Nice
doctec: excellent!
cease: they think they're in a suburb of LA now. the move will jsut be to another LA suburb
doctec: because money has been so thin - even with new job, i have a lot of catching up to do - lili has not had the cash to afford a beauty parlor appt in a very long time
cease: understandable
doctec: her hair has grown out considerably, and was getting very unruly
cease: is lili feeling good these days?
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: daughter eleni (who owes lili a few thousand that she loaned eleni so she and her ex could buy a house in the mid 1990s) send lili $100 to go get her hair done
doctec: she looks great!
cease: good to hear
doctec: she had been avoiding the oxygen for the most part
cease: i hope eleni's new marriage will be better than the last one
doctec: as long as she doesn't exert herself very much, she's ok
cease: her lungs are stronger?
Dexter Fong: back
doctec: but she tired easily - more than 30 mins to an hour of walking through the mall and she gets winded
doctec: hey dex
doctec: bosox still up 2-1
cease: wasnt so much good fastball is clueless hitter
doctec: as we go into the 8th inning
Dexter Fong: =))
doctec: i think the current rockies pitcher will keep the bosox shut down
cease: rockeis gotta score some runs
doctec: but the damage was done, and the bosox have okajima on the mound - he's shut down the rockies since he came to the mound an inning ago
doctec: cat: from all evidence, eleni's new husband is a keeper
Dexter Fong: Doc: He's like a groundskeeper?
doctec: and he (talbott) is way more responsible than jimmy, her first husband
cease: delighted to hear that, doc
cease: eleni's kid needs a good dad, as do we all
cease: lol dex
doctec: sierra is impressive as she grows up - good natured, poised, a nice person - and she and talbott are really getting along well
cease: hey dex and doc, i told you i just went out and bought odd garmentry, specifcially to wear in NYC )etc. restaurants.
doctec: ok, top of 8th, first batter is behind 0-2
cease: hope to meet you and lili in nyc when i finally get there, doc.
doctec: called 3rd strike
Dexter Fong: Cat: Uhh Nobody dresses for dinner in MYC anymore
doctec: one out for the rockies
doctec: okajima has the rockies batters stymied
cease: their fucking websites say jacket required
doctec: yeah cat - please let us know when you will be in the area
doctec: we will definitely hook up for sure!
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yeah,,like a leather or sude jacket
cease: anyway, bit's friedn steph said bit would be proud of me for suddenly becoming fashion conscous
doctec: 2nd batter: strike 1
Dexter Fong: suede
cease: doc, we went to zen to celebrate her birthday last night and they ahve new dish, crunchy beef
doctec: high, ball 1
cease: beef wrapped around asparagus and carrot, really good
Dexter Fong: It's gor gravel in it
doctec: cat: you mentioned earlier, not as good as what you have had in japan but not bad nonetheless
doctec: i'm glad a fine time was had by all
doctec: strike 2
cease: no i got seroius funereal black suit (with subtle blue stripes) and then an off brown jacket and mathching pants. kinda khaki but demliitariazed
Dexter Fong: And all did make marry and so home to bed and spunky
doctec: nice outfit!
cease: no doc, that was the tonkatsu. this is the beef thing.
cease: zen has amazingly good beef, year after year
Dexter Fong: Cat: That's what Raymond Chandler used to wear
cease: thats hard to do in vancouver
doctec: 1 out, nobody on, top of 8th, bosox up 2-1
doctec: count is 2-2
doctec: ooh, ball 3
doctec: full count
cease: before i go to Per Se in NYC, i want to go to keller's flagship The French Laundry in relatively nearby Napa
doctec: strike 3 - schwing and a miss!
doctec: 2 out
Dexter Fong: Cat: For what it matters...Per Se is *insanely* expensive
cease: again i have to call at 10 am exactly 2 monthes before i want a reservation
cease: dex, i only look poor.
doctec: got him on a change up - batter swung early
cease: although that is changing
doctec: and - for some reason, bosox are pulling him!
doctec: new reliever (cue the barrage of commercials)
Dexter Fong: Cat: Thanks! Be glad to join you he he
cease: i also want to go to Jean Georges, Le Bernardin, Daniel, L'Atellier de Joel Robuchon and maybe Babbo. Also maybe Casa Mono for lunch
Dexter Fong: Cat: You *are* an eating machine
cease: problem is gettig reservations. per se is 2 monthes in advance,the others one month
Dexter Fong: Only one I've eaten at was Daniel...portions were *so* small went to a bar for a cheeseburger afterwards..seriousl
doctec: papillion on the mound for the bosox
cease: french laundy also 2 monthes to the day. El Bulli in Spain is more like 1 year
cease: i have a small appetite, but high standards, dex
doctec: facing matt halliday
Dexter Fong: Doc is on a V&T er uh commercial break
doctec: he has 3 hits tonight
cease: theres a butterlfy on the mound?
cease: how venusian
cease: ever been to any of mario matali's restaurants?
doctec: fires a fastball for a strike
cease: i enjoyed his Mario Eats Italy show
cease: batali
doctec: strike 2
Dexter Fong: A butterfly on the Mound of Venous? How erotic
doctec: 97 mph fastball
cease: good hit
doctec: hard hit line drive grounder up - 2nd basemed managed to stop it but couldn't throw it to 1st - her rolled over his wrist as he rolled over the ball - he appears to be all right
doctec: up the middle
doctec: wow
doctec: great play
Dexter Fong: Down with the edges!!
cease: there was an ad in the paper for local travel agency, 4 nights in nyc around xmas at hotel in mid town plus air fair for under a grand. i thought that sounded appelaing
doctec: halliday had a long lead off first base and he got picked off by the pitcher
doctec: to end the inning
cease: but i cant commit to such plans while parents in flux
cease: i can only dream, salivate
Dexter Fong: Cat: Again, for what it's worth (some dispute here) a trip after New Years would be much less
Dexter Fong has become Cats financial mngr
cease: lol dex
cease: air fare plus 4 nights in hotel for less than a grand?
Dexter Fong: Round trip?
cease: lol dex
cease: i hpe to die at home
doctec: ok bosox up now
Dexter Fong: No really, if round trip...really pretty good
cease: its closer to the cemetery
cease: i thoguth so dex
cease: hliday thing
doctec: pappilbon, not pappilion
cease: like $950 or something
cease: papelbon
doctec: easy fly ball to center, one out
doctec: thanks cat
cease: thats maybe two meals at said restaturants, maybe 1 1/2
Dexter Fong realizes that Cat needs no financial mngr and goes back to position as spiritual advisor
doctec: (i have not kept up with baseball this season, do not know all the players like i used to)
Dexter Fong: Van Lingo Mungo
doctec: 2nd batter tries to bunt but ball bounces & hits the batter in his right knee, out # 2
cease: i pay other people lots of money to make even more money for me and have fewer of them newly enriched canuck bucks falling into the claws of current govt, etc
Dexter Fong: injury to insult
Dexter Fong: Outsourcing your Dollars as it were
cease: if i had leant somebody dollars when it was a .60 cent dollar and got repaid now its 1.03, i'd really be screwed
doctec: ok, i have to talk to the people in india now - they are just getting into work, i have to try and help them out with a problem
cease: good luck in india, doc
doctec: bosox are up, bottom of 8th
doctec: they are three outs away from winning the game
cease: you can keep them up to date on the world series
doctec: ooh, base hit for bosox
Dexter Fong: Keep them up o the score doc
doctec: lol
Dexter Fong: Abyway, night dear friends
doctec: i'll hold off leaving for a few minutes
cease: a curry pizza to go, and No Anchovies!
doctec: communication with people for whom english is not their first language can be time consuming
Dexter Fong: Night Cat and Doc
doctec: nite dex
cease: byu dex
doctec: ok i should take off too
doctec: glad i could make chat tonight
cease: off we go then
cease: best to lili
doctec: even though this has been such a long day for me
cease: great yo ucould join us
doctec: have a good night, i'll try and check in again next thurs
cease: oko
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:58 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs cease by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
doctec: nite dex
||||||||| At 11:58 PM, doctec vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bubba's Brain
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
Firebroiled
Hemlock Stones
Honey
llanwydd
mado
Merlyn
Mudhead
Popiel'sPocketTweeny
principalpoop
wake URL References:
http://audio.rfdradio.info:8000/cni
http://moniqueishikawa.com/nihongo.htm
http://moniqueishikawa.com/nihongo/index.htm
http://www.afterdawn.com/news/archive/11568.cfm
http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html
www.seemreal.com
http://yellowpages.sulekha.com/los-angeles/pharmacy/all-area/cvs-pharmacy-158.htm

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"