Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
09/27/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 27, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:24 AM and Firebroiled bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Firebroiled: Is it too much, friends? (Pull the curtains, Fred)
Look at this, look at this steaming heap.
Too much of Admirable Bird’s crackly brown French-fried Chicken Fingers?
Too many cuts of Mother Baker’s Deep-Dish Sheep Dip Cherrystone Pie?
Too many Tubs of Slaw?
Firebroiled: I'll take two!!
||||||||| Firebroiled leaves to catch the 8:25 AM train to Billville.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "1:29 PM and late as usual, it's llanwydd, just back from Elmertown."
llanwydd: just checking in to say I can't make it tonight
llanwydd: and greetings and hello, etc. to all
llanwydd: you may know I have internet television
llanwydd: well, my tv broke down and I need to replace it before I can communicate online
llanwydd: so I will plan to see you next week. till then...
||||||||| It's 1:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| ah,clem sashays in at 8:32 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FreSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '" a few munutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem departs at 8:35 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| "8:57 PM? 8:57 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
||||||||| Catherwood says "8:57 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ah,clem by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ah,clem in through the front door at 8:59 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 27, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:03 PM and late as usual, it's Merlyn, just back from Minnesota."
ah,clem: hi Merl
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:04 PM and late as usual, it's principlepoop, just back from Fresno."
principlepoop: hello
Merlyn: hello
principlepoop: hello ahhh, clem
Merlyn: a few munutos with firesign?
principlepoop: i am early tonight
principlepoop: HI M
Merlyn: ello
principlepoop: menudo? no I have shorts on
principlepoop: plastic brakes, with the look, of real metal
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:07 PM and cease sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
principlepoop: nice grape cat
principlepoop: squoosh it and make a tiny sangria
cease: lol
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ToServeTween in through the front door at 9:08 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: hi cat
ToServeTween: It's a cookbook!!
cease: whats up?
ToServeTween: Hey folks :-)
principlepoop: not me, got anything?
ToServeTween: What isn't?
cease: jays were down 4-0, just went ahead 5-4 and now behind again 6-5
principlepoop: exciting game
ToServeTween: Sounds like a good game
cease: speaking of cooking, i just feasted on some eggplant roulade
principlepoop: those things are fixed, watch pro wrestling instead
principlepoop: i don't think feast and eggplant are allowed in the same sentence.
cease: i added another ingredient not found in the take out frozen food (from Les Amis de Frommage, which i've been raving about all year)
cease: i love eggplant.
Merlyn: sounds like that song "I like onions"
cease: i have more hope for the jays coming back to win than for burma's beleagured citizens
principlepoop: i scream like the mom in coneheads when eggplant is served
cease: i like most vegetables
ToServeTween: Welcoming to Barbaria, Infidel Dear Friends!
principlepoop: i like veggies
principlepoop: hail satan comrade
ToServeTween: Eggplant parmasean is very good
Merlyn: that egg is a plant! Bad egg!
principlepoop: hiding it under parasean does not fool me
ToServeTween: lol
cease: eobe. an album i havent heard nearly enough of
cease: good choice, clem
principlepoop: same with putting a nice gravy on liver
ToServeTween: Honey, they're in everybody's eggplant...
ah,clem: it is one of my favs, hi everybody
ToServeTween: lol P
cease: no, liver isnt edible
principlepoop: everybody in my family loved it, except me
ToServeTween: No liver & oinions for you, eh?
principlepoop: they thought I was kidding, until I sat at the table for 4 hours and did not eat it
cease: i heard toulouse latrec invented edible liver. but maybe it was just the absinthe
ToServeTween: Nutricious, though
principlepoop: i lost cni
ToServeTween: Also for a moment
ah,clem: making a nice pot of creamed chicken and noodle and broccolli soup. :)
cease: speaking of food, since last week ive been thinking of a new literary/culinary project
ToServeTween: Oops....
principlepoop: yum ahh clem, brocolli is good
ToServeTween: Lost the feed - back to TwIT
ToServeTween: Sounds de-lish, clem
principlepoop: skeeping of deefs
ah,clem: back now, give it 2 minutes, sorry
cease: brocoli is a fave. we eat it often.
principlepoop: oki
ToServeTween: Now back to EoBE
ah,clem: must have lost dialup for a minute
cease: i usually steam it and slather on the dill mustard. Fumiyo steams it with oyster sauce
ToServeTween: Steaming vegies good
cease: eobe be not
principlepoop: steamed and just a little butter is fine thanks
ToServeTween: If you're not using it, this feed has a little less delay, Cat: http://audio.rfdradio.info:8000/cni
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Fong inside, makes a note of the time (9:18 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
ToServeTween: Evenin' Dexter
principlepoop: my roommates at college refused to eat broccolli until I learned to hide it with velveta
cease: hey dex
ah,clem: yep, redial, we should be fine for awhile
Dexter Fong: Hi folks
principlepoop: thanks ahh, clem
Merlyn: hey dex
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
principlepoop: eggplant fong?
Dexter Fong: No thanks my sperm count is low
cease: is this eobe?
Merlyn: nino has no idea where PP or clem is, I think; he puts them both in California
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: Nino is never wrong..he just may be premature
ToServeTween: Meet or Be Meaten...
principlepoop: nino moved me when comcast took over adelphia here
cease: i thought it had just become one of the many other uses of mutt and smutt
principlepoop: how do I count my sperm fong? I should check that
Dexter Fong: What are we listening to?
Merlyn: you'll have to move, PP, you can't make a fool of nino
ah,clem: eobe it is
Dexter Fong: Well played Cat
principlepoop: i still 2 or 3 rooms I have not trashed yet, too early to move
principlepoop: have
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:23 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
cease: mutt and smutt drift thru firesign albums like Player drifts in this sequence
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
principlepoop: hi E
cease: hey, it's el!
Elayne: Evenin' all! I'm imminently free for the first time in 10 years!
Elayne: Anybody got a job? Anybody at all?
Merlyn: hi E
cease: how so, el?
principlepoop: E made parole, yippee
Dexter Fong: You quit, get laid off, or fired or what, E?
cease: i dont need a job, my money works
Elayne: My job is going bye-byes, Cat. I outlasted the world's most un-outlast-able boss!
ToServeTween: Hey there, E...
cease: wow
Elayne: He's just lost interest in the last aspect of his business for which he really needed a secretary.
principlepoop: i wondered what happened to folks that could outlast unoutlastable bosses...
ToServeTween: Sorry you're losing the gig, but I hope it gives you a chance to find some people you really want to work with
Elayne: He still needs maybe one full-time employee and one part-timer, and my coworkers can have those positions.
Elayne: So I'm free. Hoping I don't have to mooch off my family for too long.
cease: move a louvre. i didnt notice thwt before
Elayne: I hope so too, Kurt. Robin says I'm noticeably different already.
Elayne: This job was really, truly sucking out my soul gradually year after year.
Elayne: I'm soooo much better off without it.
ToServeTween: Such an environment can drain the spirit ;-)
cease: I'll take you out to dinner when I come to NYC, elayne
cease: robin too.
Elayne: I'm there for maybe another month, they're letting me look for other jobs while they still pay me and everything. Can't beat that.
Merlyn: my wife had to leave her job, it was making her sick. Once she left, she was off the zantac
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Will you get unemployment?
ToServeTween: Thar's cool of them
cease: you think you can find a new job quickly?
Elayne: And ComicMix Phase II goes live on Tuesday, after which the money guys are hoping the ad revenues will finally start coming in.
cease: good for her, merl
Elayne: If they do, I'll be hired at my desired salary w/ health insurance and I can work full-time at home, just like Robin.
ToServeTween: That would the be the cat's meow (so to speak)
Dexter Fong: E: You'll be inking and penciling?
Elayne: I'm hoping for something like that as well, Brian. I think the job is the actual reason I'm on my heart and BP meds.
principlepoop: should I cross my fingers or ps or qs or anything?
cease: you'll work in the comics industry?
Elayne: Just spread the word, Prinpoop, I'm still looking for a for-really job at a non-virtual company in the meantime.
principlepoop: oki
Elayne: Oh sure Cat, but I'd rather work as an employee than a freelancer.
cease: indeed
Elayne: One freelancer in the family is enough. Of course, by age 65 I may feel differently, I'll probably want to freelance whilst collecting Social Security and being on Medicare.
ToServeTween: Anybody hear Bergman doing his morning AM radio news show?
Elayne: Rob just got his Social Security statement, he's now eligible for Medicare when he turns 65.
cease: i forgot about that, tween
Elayne: I heard it, Kurt, we were up early in the morning that day, but I found it all kinda boring.
Merlyn: I heard about the laft half hour sat nite/sun morning
Merlyn: straight news that I heard, though he says they try to add a bit of fun where possible
ToServeTween: I caught a bit of it. Just playing the straight newsman, from what I heard. No FST type stuff
Elayne: I heard no bits of fun at all, alas.
Merlyn: the format doesn't give em much wiggle room
Merlyn: me too neither
cease: bummer
ToServeTween: There's something different sat/sun? I was listening Monday morning
Elayne: It's a job, innit? Friggin' graveyard shift on the local CBS affiliate. You'd think he'd have earned more by now.
Dexter Fong: Tween: What station(s)?
Merlyn: not really, tween
ToServeTween: I'm sure every little bit helps
Elayne: "You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you 22 minutes of boredom."
ToServeTween: I forget - let me see if I can look it up...
Merlyn: looking at the 40th anniv. press release, Bergman has written for them for a while
Dexter Fong: ok thnks
ToServeTween: Peter Bergman will be anchoring the news on the CBS all-news
Merlyn: "Peter Bergman...is on the writing staff of CBS news station KFWB"
ToServeTween: You can stream KFWB on their website at www.kfwb.com
Dexter Fong: When's he on?
Merlyn: I'm not exactly sure which night(s) he'll be on the next two weeks, his emails are kinda contradictory
||||||||| Hemlock Stones sneaks in around 9:34 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Hey STONES
Merlyn: He's on 1 AM to 5 AM PST on weekends
ToServeTween: from 1 AM to 5 AM Pacific time (4 AM to 8 AM Eastern) this Sunday and Monday morning, and againSaturday and Sunday mornings for the next two weekends.
Merlyn: http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00265.html
cease: stones
Dexter Fong yells
cease: keep rolling
Hemlock Stones: greetings
ToServeTween: Hail and well met, Stones...
principlepoop: ahh stones snuck in
Dexter Fong: Thanks for the info Tween and Merlyn
Merlyn: You've got real stones to show up here after last week's "unpleasant incident"
Elayne: Oh, hi Stones!
Hemlock Stones: yes, i hope you got someone to clear up the mess Merlyn
Hemlock Stones: Hi Elayne
Merlyn: we're still repainting the basement
Dexter Fong: Turn your basement into a lounge/media room/home theater
Hemlock Stones: it wan an awful shade of puce anyway and needed repainting
principlepoop: a dungeon?
Dexter Fong: Crawl around your dungeon while watching 6.1 home theater
Hemlock Stones: well it was a Designer Dungeon, not one of the run of mill dungeons
Merlyn: It was all done in puce stamps
Dexter Fong: Pre-cancels Merl?
cease: are we redoing eobe?
principlepoop: thanks, i thought I was having a flashback cat
Merlyn: Puce Genuine Non-Trading Stamps.
Dexter Fong: Great Merl, I won't give you any of these non-negotiable bonds for them
cease: i woulnmdt have gotten that if i hadnt seen Hill Street Blues
principlepoop: barry won't negotiate?
principlepoop: or James?
Dexter Fong: Gene Barry Manilow?
principlepoop: Julian?
Dexter Fong: Gregorian?
Dexter Fong: Inca?
principlepoop: chants ungha ungha ungha
Dexter Fong: Washes clothes with Blue Cheer
principlepoop: a band in the game
ToServeTween: Can it get out that Hot Tuna stain?
Dexter Fong: How about Lumpy Gravy?
principlepoop: it has that special ingredient, soap
Dexter Fong: or Wavy Gravy?
ToServeTween: The gravy on that Captain Beefheart you had for dinner?
cease: doesnt he have his own ice cream?
Dexter Fong: I didn't have it, gave it to my dog Rin Tin Lizzie
principlepoop: thank yoooou
Dexter Fong: Sit!
ToServeTween: A free pint of Wavy Gravy if you sign up for Working Assets Long Distance
Hemlock Stones: careful Fong the dog could get Lassie Fever
Elayne: I'd love to sign up with them, but they have no coverage area to speak of...
Dexter Fong slips ToServeTween some table scraps
cease: i'm adventuresome in food, but doenst anyone else find the idea of gravy flavoured ice creram gross?
ToServeTween sits up and begs
Dexter Fong: Cat: Inane is more apt IMHO
principlepoop: don't feed the tween at the table young fong
ToServeTween: wouldn't be my first choice, cease lol
Hemlock Stones: Get down Tween
cease: i thought it was just a colbert joke
ToServeTween cowers under the table
Dexter Fong: Well GOSH poop, he looked hungry......and mean too
principlepoop: eat a banquet salisbury steak dinner when the electricity has gone off
Dexter Fong: in 5 seconds
Elayne: Hang on, B&J Wavy Gravy doesn't actually taste like gravy. You know that, right?
Dexter Fong: 5
Dexter Fong: 4
Merlyn: what if it's peppermint gravy?
Dexter Fong: 3
ToServeTween: That could be a bit chewy, I would think
Dexter Fong: 2
Dexter Fong: Off
principlepoop: run he is going to explode
Dexter Fong: He ticks...we must flee
ToServeTween: One would assume, E ;-)
Elayne: Flee? I count eight.
cease: Dont give them to Icy
cease: Jays lose
Dexter Fong: Hah..E use pocket calcurator....abacus is faster
principlepoop: that is icky
Hemlock Stones: must be a museum piece Fong
Dexter Fong: and this is scraty
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Honey into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:50 PM, then departs.
Elayne: Well, my abacus killing me, I think I strained it.
Elayne: Hello Honey!
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
Honey : Hello Friends
principlepoop: hola honey
cease: hi honey
Dexter Fong throws Honey a calculating glance
ToServeTween: Ms. Sanchezzzz
principlepoop: let me count your beads E
Hemlock Stones: be careful Honey, that doesnt add up
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, tell me to go for a refill
||||||||| Catherwood tells Dexter Fong to go for a refill.
principlepoop: no fair ahh, clem
Honey : i am horrible at math!
Elayne: Prinpoop, keep your beady eyes to yourself, that's what you are.
principlepoop: yum chef clem
Elayne makes do with water.
Elayne: I'm so sick of high fructose corn syrup in my drinks...
principlepoop burps in reply
principlepoop: that burp was for ahh,clem not your carbonated drinks E
Honey : hi clem :)
Elayne: I gathered, Prinpoop. I'm afraid I'm not listening to JimmyLee at the moment, I have the Yankees game on TV.
cease: we're being listed
ah,clem :)
cease: yes it was fun, clem
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dave & Katie', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:53 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
principlepoop: hi dave and katie
Dexter Fong: Hey D&K
Hemlock Stones: are you listing to port or starboard Cease ?
cease: hey its a dog and his boy
Merlyn: hey D+K
cease: just like Peanuts
Honey waves hi at dave & gives katie a doggie biscuit
cease: anyfiresign is fine with me
principlepoop: don't be snoopy
Dexter Fong: List! Mozart! Pincherelli!!
Dave & Katie: evening all, wagg wagg
Elayne: Evenin' Dave & Katie!
Dexter Fong: That Dave, I say, a downright wag, eh?
ToServeTween: Hey Dave & Wonderdawg :-)
principlepoop: wag? I thought he said wig wig, katie took somebodys toupee
Honey : where did your's go, pp???
Dexter Fong: Kayie's wigged out?
Elayne: Are you wagging that dog again?
Dexter Fong slips katie some doggie zantac
Dave & Katie: Liszt is my fave compoers, next is Messiean
principlepoop: did I say toupee? I meant teepee
Dexter Fong: I love that Mexican Dave
Honey : hey where is my teepee!!!
Dave & Katie: btw my hands are freeeeeeezing so if my typing is worse than normal that's why
Honey shoots princep a look
principlepoop: cold hands, warm heart
Dexter Fong: Everybody out of the teepee for some PT
principlepoop: katie took it, don't look at me
Hemlock Stones: so your not living in that teepee Poop, just wearing it eh ?
Dexter Fong: Today we practice the Indian Rub
Hemlock Stones: i must say it suits you right down to the ground
Merlyn: teepee poop?
principlepoop: why is my wrist tingling?
Honey : ooooh oooooooh can we practice noogies next?
Hemlock Stones: sounds like a famous author Merlyn
Dexter Fong: If you rub tham hard enough they will disappear....Settlers First Law of Rearrangement
Merlyn: teepee poop & corn smut
principlepoop: no noogies with honey ,she has cooties
Dexter Fong: Honey: I want you to practice wedgies with me after class
Honey : lol
Dave & Katie: pep pills!
Honey : heyyyyyy who said i had cooties, poop
principlepoop: high fructose corn smut
Dexter Fong: Then we practice levers
Dexter Fong: Together we can feel the earth move under our shoes
Dave & Katie: btw listened to HCYB under the influence of Mary Jane, that was a trip, I just did the first side, not the Nick Danger stuff, but that was certainly interesting
principlepoop: i promised stones I would not tell you honey and so I cannot say
Dexter Fong: Dave: YOu may very well be the first person to do the FST experience in reverse order
cease: that was first stoned too, katie
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Watch out Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 10:01 PM!"
Dexter Fong: Schmuck
principlepoop: nice gong, I am still vibrating
Dexter Fong: poop: Get in on
Honey boxes up all the cooties in a shiny package and hands it to princep
Dave & Katie: I know, I just might be, but...I think it was a good thing that I started out sober, I wasn't ready to smoke when I was 16, god I've been on here 4 years now? that's scary! all you freaks I've put up week in week out!
principlepoop: no fair, I had my double no cooties allowed sign up
Dexter Fong: How many coolies can fit in a box up
Hemlock Stones: depends on the size of your shoes Dexter
Elayne: I've given all that up, for industry. At least temporarily.
Merlyn: you in collage now, dave?
Merlyn: I love that sound gag at the end
Elayne: I can't believe how many potential employees still have piss tests.
Dexter Fong: Why Stones, I'm wearing my inflatable shoes
cease: you'll always be 16 to us, dave
Hemlock Stones: wow thats a big carbon footprint Fong
Dexter Fong: and I'll always be 39
principlepoop: yassir mister benny
Dave & Katie: oh thanks guys, hahha yes Merl been in college for 3 years...so maybe I've been here longer? and if I'm still 16 to all yall, fuck yall, grin
Honey : please bring me a slice of birthday cake, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings Honey a slice of birthday cake.
Dave & Katie: and driving a maxwell?
Dexter Fong: and Honey will always be that freckle faced kid
Hemlock Stones: thats either big feet or a small IQ Fong
principlepoop: i have never been so insulted in my life dave, wait, who am I fooling, that insult was nothing...
Merlyn: being a computer programmer, I'm always 16, I just use different number bases
cease: but a very Old 16, dave
cease: lol merl
Merlyn: using base 44 at the moment
Dexter Fong: Stones: The 2 are not mutually exclusive
principlepoop: you have freckles honey?
principlepoop: cooties and freckles, ewwwwww
Hemlock Stones: yes Merlyn they are looking for you in several chat rooms
Honey : only when i stand too long in front of a screen door, poop
principlepoop: lool
Dexter Fong: poop: I wondered about the moving freckles
Dexter Fong: not to mentio n the stationary cooties
Honey : i think the reverse time effect has invaded the room
principlepoop: do not joke around about crabs fong
Honey : gee at first it was cooties....now it's crabs???
principlepoop: a time stasis leak
Dexter Fong: No worries poop, and I don't crab about the jokes either
Honey : i will have to quit coming to this place without my can of off!!
cease: mm. i have it on cassette. i can stick in on computer, maybe tomorrow
principlepoop: that joke has legs fong
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Honey...we'll beat this thing...Where's Doctor House
Elayne: Oh my goodness. You need to watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgDcC2LOJhQ
Elayne: It's bloody brilliant.
Dave & Katie: I will get the crabs, but I won't care cause I'm stoned, ha ha
Honey : please bring everyone a huge plate of crabs, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a huge plate of crabs.
Dexter Fong: Dave: Cure for crabs is whiskey and sand..pour the whiskey on affected part of the body..let stand 10 minutes...pour sand on are...crabs get drunk and stone themselves to death
ToServeTween: Hillarious, E :-)
Elayne: Kurt, I bet you'll never hear that Britney Spears song the same way again. :)
Dave & Katie: lol dex! and I thought you were serious for a second
Elayne: Whiskey and crabs? That doesn't sound right at all.
Honey : lol E that was great I added it to my SU favorites
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Whiskey, drabs and Prairie Oysters
principlepoop: that was cool E
principlepoop: oops still talking about the C things, I may watch it again lol
Dexter Fong: That was coot E
Elayne: It's tomorrow's Silly Site. :) Richard Einhorn turned me onto it.
Merlyn: Ossman interrupts himself
Dexter Fong: Einhorn??? Only one...horn???
Dexter Fong: But this part calls for two?
principlepoop: ah,clem hit the off button with his elbow again reaching for the soup
Elayne: He was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater. Sure looks strange to me!
Dexter Fong: PROPS!!!
ToServeTween: JETS!!
Elayne starts snapping her fingers.
cease: i loved that era, el
cease: ahab the arab
Dexter Fong gives Tween the knowing look
principlepoop: i feel pretty, oh so pretty
Hemlock Stones: quick, hand me Poops medication
ToServeTween: Everything I know is wrong
cease: that was a fair amount of comedy singles in the 60s
Dexter Fong: Hey, poop..you're not a beauty but you're all right
Dexter Fong: have a little faith in the magic of the night
Honey : hey if yer handing out poos medication i'll take a couple
principlepoop: keep your fingers off my cake fong
principlepoop: i have points of my own, sitting way up high
ToServeTween: So _Poop_ is the one one who has the Yellowcake!
Dexter Fong: Poop: Stay outta McArthur park if you don't want your cake sliced
principlepoop: that is pound cake
ToServeTween: Rumsfeld was right after all.
cease: how can you slice liquid cake?
principlepoop: very fast cat
Dexter Fong: Freeze it first
Honey : freeze it, cat
Elayne: I don't know, I'll never have that recipe again, oh nooooooo.....
||||||||| Bunnyboy steps in at 10:18 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: in la?
Bunnyboy: How-dee!
cease: bun
Dexter Fong: lo dere
Hemlock Stones: hi Bunny
principlepoop: hip hop bunnyboy
ToServeTween: Evenin' Bunny
Merlyn: trying to sneak in BB?
Honey : hi bunny
Elayne: Hey Bunny!
Bunnyboy: Jets that sound like props!
Dexter Fong: props that look like full scale Jets
ah,clem: ...
Elayne: Ooh, here's a creepy story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=484313&in_page_id=1811
Merlyn: heh, Manzanar
Elayne: My husband found that one.
Dexter Fong: tiny little letters that spell ah,clem:...
cease: weirdness, el
cease: she wanted to be famous
principlepoop: a pretty good story she had
ah,clem: anti fade move
Dexter Fong: Fade to black
ah,clem: Bambi home, will ne here soon
Bunnyboy: Big recommendation for anyone who hasn't read DEVIL IN THE WHITE CITY. I'm about 100 pages away from finishing it. A corker.
Dexter Fong: Good Clem
ah,clem: be
principlepoop: i had an aunt, but her name was not fade move
cease: ive heard ofit, buin
Merlyn: white city, blue dress?
Dexter Fong: Poop: What was her name?
principlepoop: ne ne, that is monty python ah, clem
ah,clem: lol pp
Elayne: I should go, miles to read before I sleep.
Elayne: Next week, all.
||||||||| Elayne departs at 10:24 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
principlepoop: made fove fong
Merlyn: http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/devilinthewhitecity/home.html
Dexter Fong: Night Elayne
Honey : nite El have a good week
Bunnyboy: Ni = 9, i Norsk.
Merlyn: looks interesting dere
Bunnyboy: Ni for "Nein?"
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:25 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
Bunnyboy: hiya Bambi!
principlepoop: du kanne snakker norsk god nu bunnyboy?
Merlyn: hey bambi
principlepoop: hi bambi
Bambi: hello Dear Friends!
ah,clem: there's my dear deer
Honey : hello bambi :)
principlepoop: chef ahh, clem has created a masterpiece for you, how are you doing?
cease: hi bambi
Bunnyboy: Merlyn: It 'tis. There's a movie project with a 2009 date smacked on it.
Dexter Fong: and what are you doing
ah,clem: she ate on her way to chat, lol
principlepoop: lool
Bambi waves big!
Bunnyboy: Jeg snakke norsk bedre. Jeg ville skrive mer norsk.
Dexter Fong: Clem: Bambi has to eat to chat...so must we all...we eat and chat or we die
Bambi: yummy dinner too!
principlepoop: don't wave too much so soon after eating bambi
ToServeTween: Hey Bambi person
ah,clem :)
Bambi: LOL Dex
Merlyn: sounds good BB, but any movie over a year away might not become real
principlepoop: writing is totally different from speaking, fur sure
Dexter Fong: I object" Certain persons are using Norse type language without poking fun at them
Honey : gee merlyn anything over a year away might not become real
Bunnyboy: Merlyn: Say it ain't so! WATCHMEN is filming now, won't be ready until 2009.
ToServeTween: Ja, gårnn harfarfeen...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, what's up with watch men
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:28 PM"
Dexter Fong: There you go Bunny
Bunnyboy: Honey: Touche'!
cease: i wonder if the firesing will ever do any more film projects?
principlepoop: if bunnyboy can touche you honey, why can't I?
Bunnyboy: Art Harfarfeen?
Honey : ask stones!
Merlyn: an entire concert on ONE CASSETTE?!
ToServeTween: One can hope they find a way to get the ball rolling again, cease
Dexter Fong: I went to school with an Art Harfarfeen
Bunnyboy: Poop: You don't know Honey's "code".
principlepoop: stones, can I touch you?
Dexter Fong: I know her ZIP
ToServeTween: Striaight from Laugh-in, Bunny
Bambi: LOL Honey
principlepoop: honey sent me to you stones
Honey : hey poop he says he is already touched
Dexter Fong: poop: It's an intervention
ToServeTween: With the secret massage?
Dexter Fong: Happy Endings Poop
Honey : ze code ya ya
principlepoop: addiction is the mother of intervention
Bambi: Touche' princep, Touche'
Bunnyboy: brb. Doggy potty break.
Dexter Fong: lol poop
principlepoop: ahhh touche me again right there bambi
Dexter Fong: I woory about Bunny..he's now doing potty doggy style
cease: one control fall after another
Dexter Fong: He's torn up the living room rug
principlepoop: i have some class, I will not stoop to do potty jokes
Bambi: no, no, no....that's not what I mean princep LOL!
Honey giggles
principlepoop: i know I am irresistible bambi, don't blame yourself
Dexter Fong: Poop *is* irresistible...he acqueices to anything
Dexter Fong: (nice spelling, huh?)
principlepoop: i'm just a boy that can't say no
Dexter Fong: The All Gay Men chorus version of Oklahoma
Honey : they did a good version of hms pinnafore too, dex
principlepoop: i need to iron my pinnafore
Bambi: lol
Honey : just use a spray bottle on it and let it hang, poop
Dexter Fong: poop: Which do you prefer...The Iron maiden or the Iron Pinnafore?
principlepoop: wrong chat honey
Honey : oops hehe
principlepoop: hehehe
Dexter Fong: Seemed fine to me Honey
Dexter Fong: But then I watch a lot of cable
principlepoop: stones used to date margaret thatcher
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu mean Eric the Thatcher who mainained her cottage?
Honey : i have watched cable but it just sits there on the spool borrrrrring, dex
Bambi: RJ45, RJ11, RG6, RG59? which one?
principlepoop: ahh oops yes fong lol
Dexter Fong: Honey: YTou got to spin around
Hemlock Stones: yes i dated her back to the Pre Cambrian era in fact Poop
principlepoop: no no R2D2
Bambi: lol Honey ... great timing!
ToServeTween: LOL Stones
Honey : carbon dating is not all it's cracked up to be
cease: i dont have serious cable. hbo, etc
principlepoop: before we had cambrie cheese?
Dexter Fong: Stones: I dated her in the pre-caber tossing era
Hemlock Stones: she contained a Reagan Fossil
Bunnyboy: (sings) I'm called Little Buttercup, dear Little Buttercup...
Bambi: better than mimeo copy dating?
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave & Katie - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
ToServeTween: They forced me to pay for cable at this apartment, so I watch SCI-Fi channel, History etc
cease: by d & k
principlepoop: well I am little teapot, short and stout, here is oops wrong chat
Dexter Fong looks and Bunnyboy and thinks I can't believe it's buttercup
Bambi: ah, missed Dave & Katie
ToServeTween: Stand tall, P
cease: they came and went.
principlepoop: he was stoned
cease: you missed elayne too. she had news
Dexter Fong: like crazy monkies
Bambi: didn't realize they were here since Dave didn't say anything
Bunnyboy: Dex: But por qua?
ToServeTween: Oh well... they come, they go...
cease: he had other tasks
Bambi: scifi's good Tween
principlepoop: all must learn the piano
Bunnyboy: Or Parkay.
principlepoop: it's not nice to fool with mother nature
Dexter Fong: Bunny boy is a cunning linguist...first norsish, now latin
cease: he was in search of the firesign album TV or Not TV. does anyone else have it on mp3?
ToServeTween: Yeah, some of it's very good, Bambi
Bambi: Turner Classic Movies too
principlepoop: do you have a cunning plan bb
Bambi: American Movie Classic likely too
ToServeTween: Outer Limits, TZ - lot's of B sci-fi oldies
principlepoop: i think I do cat
ToServeTween: Yes, TMC as well
principlepoop: who wanted it?
ToServeTween: Sometimes I tune into Fox News just for the entertainment value
Bunnyboy: Yes, I suppose I can tell you. But the public must never know...(plays violin).
cease: can you send it to dave?
Hemlock Stones: yes, Tween, its nice to get away from all that news isnt it ?
Bunnyboy: TCM is, has been, and hopefully always will be, the bomb.
ToServeTween: The Democracy Now webcast does nicely
Honey : if i am feeling like i have to puke i watch fox news it's better than the finger down the throat trick
Bunnyboy: Where else can you watch THE STUDENT PRINCE IN OLD HEIDELBERG?
ToServeTween: Even saw a bit of a silent movie on TCM the other day. Some serious oldies
Bambi: yes, all the ones like Outer Limits of the day were and still are great
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Dusseldorf?
ToServeTween: Tales from The Dark Side
Bunnyboy: Dex: Dat is why de call me Rolf!
ToServeTween: some are OK
Dexter Fong: Narrated by Garth Vader
principlepoop: it is too big to send by email I think
Bunnyboy: Party on, Emperor!
Honey : use sendthisfile.com to send it poop
ToServeTween: Have you used "Send This File" Poop?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood tell me to go for another drink
||||||||| Catherwood tells Dexter Fong to go for another drink.
Dexter Fong: Yes Sir
ToServeTween: Great service - unlimited file size: www.sendthisfile.com
principlepoop: ok, give me the link to that
principlepoop: oops you are fast lol
ToServeTween: Just provides a URL for the recipient to download at their leisure
principlepoop: gave it before I asked
Honey : well they have three days to download
Honey : need to let them know that
ToServeTween: biab
cease: thats new to me
Hemlock Stones: i use it regularly Poop, its very reliable
Bambi: shame Mudhead wasn't feeling well tonight ... hopefully he will be back next week.
Bambi: Anyone see Bees'n'Spiders tonight?
principlepoop: ok, I could send it to you with msn and you can post it lol
Honey : just outside my window, bambi
principlepoop: good health mudhead
Hemlock Stones: i second that poop
principlepoop: the crabs ate them bambi
Bambi: lol
cease: they are ravenous
Bambi: get well and come back soon Mudhead
cease: or perhaps, full of ravens
Dexter Fong: Crab's 'll eat anything...and we eat crabs...or be eaten by crabs
cease: be well, mud
Hemlock Stones: i caught crayfish once
Bambi: well, better the crabs eat that than fingers and toes I reckon...
Dexter Fong: Mudhead: Heal!!
Dexter Fong: Sit!
Dexter Fong: Up!
principlepoop: woof woof
Dexter Fong: Stumble forth and kill the villagers!
Honey : crayfish are just crawdads round these parts
Bambi: some folks used to work on Crays
Dexter Fong: Some of them were Crazed
Dexter Fong: Some were just Crawed
ToServeTween: I used a PRAWN 9000
Dexter Fong: Wow! 9000 prawn to the pawn...why they're smaller than sea monkeys,,,,and not as tasty
ToServeTween: Pretty cool having vector processing on a PC, eh Bambi?
Merlyn: see you next week folks
Dexter Fong: to the pound
Merlyn: byeeeee
Bambi: Prawn and Cray, and Bird and Fish...
ToServeTween: Thanks, Merlyn
Dexter Fong: Aloha and Mahalo Merlyn
Honey : buenos noches merlyn
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:54 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
principlepoop: night M, thanks again sir
Dexter Fong: Give 'um Bra
Hemlock Stones: thanks Merlyn and have a good week
Bambi: oh, yeah... great stuff Tween
Bambi: night Merlyn
Bunnyboy: Hey! Where's Bunnette? I gotta go find out. Night!
Honey : doorbell oh my
ToServeTween: Obldi, oblada...
Dexter Fong: A missing Bunny type situation
ToServeTween: Later, Bun
cease: by merl
principlepoop: hiphop bunnyboy hilsen
cease: by bun
Dexter Fong: Don't answer Honey..It's probably just some mormons who want us to marry them
Bambi: night Bunny and Bunnette!
Bambi: ok, eyes slipping away ... see you all next week! Gotta get some sleep!
cease: keep on hoppin
Bambi: Great to see you all!
Hemlock Stones: ok Bambi take care
Dexter Fong: A clue! He can't gift rabbit..je's out of rabbits
Hemlock Stones: sweet dreams
Dexter Fong: he's
principlepoop: night sweet keeper of the root
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi...careful..cars driving
Dexter Fong: poop : does she keep the root in the root cellar
principlepoop: that is possible fong
Dexter Fong: the square root cellar?
principlepoop: i have never ascertained the procedures required of the keepers of the root
||||||||| Bunnyboy is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:59 PM.
Dexter Fong: Sounds rehearsed
Dexter Fong: SPeak norsish or latin or spanish Toupee
Dexter Fong: Youpee is you're nom de guerre isn't it?
principlepoop: my articulation of my elucidation should not be a concern to the likes of you
Dexter Fong: or is it Toupee
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Watch it Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 11:01 PM!"
Dexter Fong: A new York minute by golly
cease: this is proctor at his best. bursting into song
principlepoop: hello seeker
cease: is that how long it takes to park your car there?
Dexter Fong: Hi seeker...did we meet on Qwest or laval Light?
Dexter Fong: Everything ===)))
Dexter Fong: I really have always loves this one a lot
principlepoop: fong is a crazed sterno bum
cease: a great album
Dexter Fong: I swear to God Sheriff, I'm not a drinking man
Dexter Fong: But I DID BUY THE DEPUTY A SHOOTER
cease: god sheriff is a notorious drinking man
Dexter Fong: Cat so is his son Marshall Jesus
Dexter Fong: And saint Chester too
Hemlock Stones: Pay attention Poop
principlepoop: damn you stones
Dexter Fong: or you'll go to hell
cease: comeon jusez, show yourself
cease: at the bar, and pay your tab
principlepoop: where was I?
principlepoop: where are you?
Dexter Fong sees jesus arrive with a box full of heat'n serve rolls and freeze dried fish sticks
principlepoop: what is going on?
Hemlock Stones: i wish i knew
cease: too south park, dex
Dexter Fong: Ub homes..then you'd never be surprised
principlepoop: weee weee weee I cannot hear you stones
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Cat: One of the nicest compliments i've ever had =)
principlepoop: one of the only compliments you have ever gotten
cease: lol
Dexter Fong: But who's counting poop
cease: i try and be comlimental
cease: or at least mental
Dexter Fong: Cat: You are othing if not continental
principlepoop: i always said you were comlimental cat
ToServeTween: A complimental cuisine?
cease: lol x lol x lol
cease: me? spell?
Hemlock Stones: dammit i hate calculous cease
Dexter Fong: Laughter and Kisses..Must be one of them Canadian films
principlepoop: no, only Merlyn is allowed to cast spells here
cease: id rather drink than thinik
cease: tyep than type
Dexter Fong: I think I'm drinking, therfore I drink
principlepoop: dislexiks untie
ToServeTween: A bottle in front of me rather than a frontal lobotomy...
cease: too loose
Dexter Fong: Wish that worked with sex
ToServeTween: That would be convenient
Dexter Fong: "course if i could go to the local sex shop and get the equivalent of 15oo ml of sex for only 14 dollars......
principlepoop: gosh, prices are much higher in NYC
||||||||| 11:14 PM: me jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Dexter Fong: potent jot
ToServeTween: A sex convenience store?
cease: sounds like midnight cowboy
ToServeTween: There's two of me!
principlepoop: wait, you can't be me, I am me
Dexter Fong: The dollar store
me: I head of that when everybody was talking
Dexter Fong: poop: you're not in the flash back
me: dont worry Tween I am just a holagram
principlepoop: get out of my head, the medicine should stop you
cease: i foot it was you
me: holo
Dexter Fong: gram
principlepoop: from the future or my past?
me: past
Dexter Fong: An alternate channel by demand
principlepoop: i have not been to hawaii yet
me: I have already past your future
principlepoop: oops that is houla not hola
Dexter Fong: me: You're making me tense
me: I went for you, but I sure wished I could have went. I gets all the great places
cease: ive been many times, but quite a while ago. has it changed?
Hemlock Stones: forgive me folks but i am very tired so I must away for another week
me: You is out of town
principlepoop: any advise for my future
principlepoop: stones
cease: you were here before
principlepoop: sleep well
Dexter Fong: Sleep well Holmes and flights of Moriartys sing thee to thy rest
Hemlock Stones: have a good week everyone and stay safe
cease: sleep wellest, stones
me: I have been and I am me of who he speaks
principlepoop: its cold outside, there is no atmosphere
Dexter Fong: I'll vouvh for that
cease: not micahel moriarity i hope
me: lets review, we have me, you, I and oh yes the walrus
Dexter Fong: Al Cohol Moriarty
||||||||| Hemlock Stones leaves at 11:19 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
me: Nope this Mike is not on.
Dexter Fong: (thump)
principlepoop: tap tap
cease: he was a fixture in vancouver bars, in fights. i think he's moved elsewhere
Dexter Fong: 'esting onetwothrefour
principlepoop: i was a bar fly, nice work if you can get it
cease: wherever there are mow, he'll be there
Dexter Fong: I worked in a dive bar..somewhere below the water line
me: I would love some mow right now, so, how?
cease: a bar for dolphins?
cease: movies of the week? usually shit
Dexter Fong: me:: you asking for some lawn order
me: Who is saving the tuna?
cease: i dont think dolphins dine on shit
principlepoop: all I want to do is have some fun
Dexter Fong: Cat: They eat crabs
me: Yes but don't have the green for bribes
principlepoop: no pockets, how can we call them intelligent...
me: I dated a doll once and that costed me a fin
Dexter Fong: Green for bribes
me: and yeah she had crabs
Dexter Fong: Brides
Dexter Fong: Puce for rides
me: Puce Stach rides
principlepoop: I plaid for mine
me: stash
Dexter Fong stretches but does not make it
principlepoop: larry stach from fort wingawhoo
Dexter Fong: Dogged nerve and rubber dtermination
me: I used to mine for plaid but the bottom fell out. I lost my shirt that year and yes it was plaid
principlepoop: real plaid or were the stripes backwards? under instead of over?
Dexter Fong: me: Who's your dresser...sounds positively ginchy
me: I got the shirts for christmas and they were stolen. The Ginchy that stole plaid for...... never mind
principlepoop: fong, the thinking reed
Dexter Fong: me stretches but does not reach
Dexter Fong: Dogged nerve and rubber determination
me: Me would reach but to lazy to stretch
principlepoop: 101 dogged nerves?
Dexter Fong: The Krumhangers.. a typical family next door
Dexter Fong: hungers
Honey stumbles off into the sunrise adios
Dexter Fong: the kind everyone talk about behind their back
principlepoop kiss: honey ciaooo
me: Let them eat crow, or moss, hia Fong, want some moss?
Dexter Fong: Cuidado Heny....Gila Monsters
ToServeTween: Their son Buzz is medical school in Mexico for a few weeks...
principlepoop: what color moss?
Dexter Fong: Stirling, me
Honey : please bring me a lovely blue moss in a to go glass, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets Honey a lovely blue moss in a to go glass.
ToServeTween: Have a good week, Honey
cease: kate?
Honey : buh bye :)
||||||||| "11:29 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Honey , who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
cease: keep on honeying
Dexter Fong: Cat?
principlepoop: phil silver
cease: yes?
principlepoop: rod stirling
ToServeTween: And now they're accepted into the alien community lol
me: W.C.Moss
me: forever
Dexter Fong: and ever
principlepoop: general curtis goatheart, I hope he comes to chat someday
ToServeTween: Using Moss code, doubtless
me: Rod Serling would have beed a great porn name
cease: coded moss. it reads itself
Dexter Fong: and then forgets it
principlepoop: i will jump on the bus too, have a great week, thanks ahhh, clem
cease: im sure its been used
ToServeTween: Rod Steeling
||||||||| principlepoop says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, principlepoop exits at 11:31 PM.
Dexter Fong: Night poop
ToServeTween: Later, P
ah,clem :)
cease: off you poop
me: soon all that will be left is me
me: But nothing to fear though
cease: we dwindle
Dexter Fong: that's 'tween me and you
ToServeTween: The only thing to fear, is me...
Dexter Fong: Let's kill you
cease: what firesign routine is this, "there is nothing to fear but me>?"
me: not at all I am not working
Dexter Fong: Bang!! We shot ourselves
cease: you get paid for chatting, me?
ah,clem: everything you know is wrong
cease: oh, not
me: hmm, I can hear David saying it but can't place it
Dexter Fong: Cat: It's ossman doing Roosevelt but not sure of exact location
cease: dear freinds?
Dexter Fong: Could be? Could be!
cease: there is so much, its getting hard to keep track.
me: I think yes
cease: is that a sign of early memory loss?
ah,clem: I thought you were asking what was playing
Dexter Fong: Is what a sign?
cease: i thikni listening to this and remembering it is an aid agaisnt memory loss
me: moss on the brain.
cease: nott tyoing loss though
Dexter Fong: Cat: Me too but I always forget to listen
cease: i know the alubm, ah
Dexter Fong: Albumin
Dexter Fong eggs Cat on
me: I think it is Dear Friends, the religious opening
me: and they are long gong too
cease: forever it will be imperilled by seeing the flick
cease: greatful as i am to elayne for showing it to me
cease: its cheesy filmic attempts at this material dates too poorly from that oddly coloured era
Dexter Fong: Catherwood send me away for a last drink
||||||||| Catherwood sends Dexter Fong away for a last drink.
cease: jsut like gw bush, i can spell when i concentrate
me: can me say good bue?
cease: off you buy
me: I guess I can't
||||||||| cease departs at 11:38 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
me: nite
ToServeTween: I'm outta here, guys... Best to all, and thanks to mr. clem
||||||||| Around 11:39 PM, ToServeTween walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Jeeze the auditorium is empty but the show goes on
Dexter Fong: Well I'm staying for the end
Dexter Fong: wanna know how it all works out
Dexter Fong: 'sides, I still got some popcorn
Dexter Fong: Here..just reach into the box and grab some
Dexter Fong: Unexpectedly smooth eh, in spite of the salt
Dexter Fong: Extra buttercup
Dexter Fong: Night there Clem
ah,clem: good night all that are still sitting
Dexter Fong: Thanks Clem =))
ah,clem: please stand for the denediction
Dexter Fong: I Beny the denigation
Dexter Fong: It's you personality Clem
ah,clem: see ya
Dexter Fong: Good show tonight everyone
||||||||| At 11:49 PM, ah,clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| me - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 11:59 PM: drmatt jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| drmatt - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 2:53 AM and Benny Doodahrumor sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Benny Doodahrumor:

I.O.U. a lot of info contained in html forward below. The National, or, Public, Debt now stands at ... (a) read it and weep, (b) jump for joy, the ceiling is higher than ever, or (c) convey this information as top secret, and to be discussed only in the privacy of airport mens' rooms with secret agents of the Air Force Nuclear arsenal in transit to Barksdale, Louisiana and beyond.
HJ 43 RS
Calendar No. 384
110th CONGRESS
1st Session
H. J. RES. 43
[Report No. 110-184]
IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES
JOINT RESOLUTION
Increasing the statutory limit on the public debt.
Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, That subsection (b) of section 3101 of title 31, United States Code, is amended by striking out the dollar limitation contained in such subsection and inserting in lieu thereof:
$9,815,000,000,000.
Passed the House of Representatives May 17, 2007.
Agreed to by the Senate of the United States of America September 27, 2007
[Report No. 110-184]
JOINT RESOLUTION END
THE VOTE RESULTS were a mixed partisan encounter with the major Presidential candidates abstaining, i.e. not voting.
Question:
On the Joint Resolution (H.J.Res.43 )
Increasing the statutory limit on the public debt.
Vote Number: 354
Vote Date: September 27, 2007, 08:16 PM
Required For Majority: 1/2
Vote Result: Joint Resolution Passed
Vote Counts: 53 YEAs, NAYs 42
Not Voting: 5

Benny Doodahrumor: Catherwood, get me my key, G7.
||||||||| Catherwood gets Benny Doodahrumor my key g7.
Benny Doodahrumor: I can tell by the pie on your tie, you're an American well so am EYE! High, bub, howdy, how do ya do, and while we're on the subject, HOW'S THE OLD WAHZOO?
||||||||| "Hey Benny Doodahrumor!" ... Benny Doodahrumor turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 2:59 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Benny Doodahrumor
Bunnyboy
cease
Dave & Katie
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Firebroiled
Hemlock Stones
Honey
llanwydd
me
Merlyn
principlepoop
ToServeTween URL References:
http://audio.rfdradio.info:8000/cni
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=484313&in_page_id=1811
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00265.html
www.kfwb.com
http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/devilinthewhitecity/home.html
www.sendthisfile.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgDcC2LOJhQ

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"