Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
09/20/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 20, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:32 AM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom.
Firebroiled: Now, please, everyone lock your wigs, let the air out of your shoes and prepare yourselves for a period of simulated exhilaration. Everybody ready? Let’s get in “sync” for our Flight to the Future!
||||||||| Firebroiled rushes off, saying "8:33 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| ah.clem enters at 7:50 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern time, bozos'
||||||||| 7:52 PM -- ah.clem left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'ah.clem', just granted probation at 8:44 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with llanwydd close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:52 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
llanwydd: don't mind if I'm early, do you?
ah.clem: hi ll
ah.clem: not at all, I am on with a bit of prefeed music
llanwydd: some day I'll get a computer and I'll be able to hear cni
||||||||| Outside, the 8:55 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Mudhead coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
ah.clem: ya, I hope so
llanwydd: right now I'm seething over this stupidity in Jena
Mudhead: Hello
llanwydd: how are you mudhead?
Mudhead: whats the story?
Mudhead: tired llan
Mudhead: Jena an Blackwater?
llanwydd: six high school students beat a kid nearly to death and have gained thousands of friends for it
llanwydd: and I am sick to my stomach
llanwydd: I wish their "supporters" had marched in front of a moving train
Mudhead: im not payin attention, im broke
llanwydd: now the kid's parents are getting death threats
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 20, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
llanwydd: broke, mudhead? how so?
Mudhead: cant pat attention
Mudhead: pay*
llanwydd: sorry to hear it mudhead
ah.clem: that is all CNI costs, your attention
Mudhead: the videoloop is outta line
llanwydd: video? I thought cni was just audio
llanwydd: shows you how much I know
Mudhead: nah the loops are video
ah.clem: it is ll
ah.clem: (just audio)
llanwydd: cool
Mudhead: if you want to look, I'll lift the cover
llanwydd: thanks muddy
ah.clem: he is teasing you, not to be confused with tazing you
Mudhead: Dun taze me bro!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts wake inside, makes a note of the time (9:04 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
wake: Hello
llanwydd: how goes it, wake?
Mudhead: howdy
wake: Jey
llanwydd: I'm not sorry for that idiot that got tazed but that doesn't mean I approve of what was done to him
Mudhead: Ive always liked the modest jolt of a tazer, tho I've been known to lick 9V batterys to
ah.clem: right
wake: I have been hanging out in Billville for a bit. Just soaking up the ambience.
Mudhead: Windy aint it?
Mudhead: loler
wake: Thai Food Mary's really cracked me up. The menu is too funny.
Mudhead: Show her up!
llanwydd: and the church of science fiction
llanwydd: that cracked me up
wake: I wiil have to check it out llan...
Mudhead: -Actually ah,clem, your earlier reference to the record made me remember I have a pristine vinyl copy of this one
ah.clem: wake, see topic above, running original vinyl of Giant Rat, Electrician, and Bozos tonight
llanwydd: you have boom dot bust on vinyl!
Mudhead: i dun think that was released was it?
Mudhead: cease would know
llanwydd: didn't know they had vinyl back then
ah.clem: I don't have that on vinyl
wake: --------> B R B
Mudhead: ive got the cd
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:13 PM and cease bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: ah, vinyl
llanwydd: evening, cat
ah.clem: hi Cat
Mudhead: just as i foretold
Mudhead: hiya cat, hows the fuzz balls
cease: fuzz?
Mudhead: furry fuzzys
cease: i turned in my badge, burned my uniform
Mudhead: quitter
cease: ah, giant rat, my fave of the non-quadrology
ah.clem: electrician after this
Mudhead: I was referring to yur kitty kats cat
llanwydd: I think my fave of the "non-quad" would be EYKiW
ah.clem: and then bozos
Mudhead: all my favs
cease: my cats are somewhere. not in this room at present
Mudhead: well, tell em hi
cease: Fumiyo just took Icy the Enormous Dog out for his evening walk
ah.clem: all from vinyl
llanwydd: I might even put "Everything" on a par with "Bozos"
cease: so maybe the cats willl come out to play
Mudhead: xlnt
cease: what i love about bozos is the sense of completion it brings, of the "story" that starts with electrician
ah.clem: everything is very good, but played that more recently
llanwydd: I know what you mean
cease: i see, you are, a sailor. i love that line
cease: reminds me of the final line in a buadelaire poem, "of sailors, and others"
llanwydd: what do you see in that line, cat? I don't get it at all
cease: we are all at sea, as it were. lost in weirdness and firesign is a kind of map to help us get home
llanwydd: cool
Mudhead: its an old hook line from the carny days, more like What are you wearing today
cease: i probably wouldnt get so much out of it if i didnt know the baudelaire line
ah.clem: yes, and I am sure was loosly based on that, the group is very well read
cease: speaking of firesign interepretation, did y'all get the post from the newsgroup
cease: the guy was wasking about Ralph Spoilsport, Eds for Thread and some other LA refs
llanwydd: I haven't looked at the newsgroup in months
cease: ossman knows more about poetry than i know about everything
cease: they are all massivley literate
cease: must go and get ice cubes for my cidre
ah.clem: afk for a bit, bbl
llanwydd: I know literature but poetry is not something I ever followed
llanwydd: I've read all of shakespeare's poetry and all of poe's. that's about all
llanwydd: and poetry that doesn't rhyme really turns me off
Mudhead: it requires so much concentration its difficult
llanwydd: come to think of it I may have read all of ogden nash as well
llanwydd: I find "beat" poetry pretentious
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Garçcon Tweeny inside, makes a note of the time (9:25 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Garçcon Tweeny: a votre service madames et monsieurs...
llanwydd: np: Bursting at the Seams
llanwydd: good to see you tween
Garçcon Tweeny: Good to be seen LL :-)
Garçcon Tweeny: I take it you have perused the Strawberry Hill Boys?
llanwydd: and many, many thanks, tween
Mudhead: Hello Tweeny
Garçcon Tweeny: Lo dere Mudhead - how goes it?
Mudhead: better
llanwydd: "Ghosts" is especially impressive
Garçcon Tweeny: Yeah, one of my favorites
Garçcon Tweeny: Hero and Heroine, also
Mudhead: ty for the email Teen
Mudhead: Tweeny
Garçcon Tweeny: np Mud
cease: ah garcon. canadian, eh?
Garçcon Tweeny: Teeny Little Tweeny lol
cease: i'm contemplating a trip to paris next spring
llanwydd: until I heard these I had only heard Wakeman/Strawbs
Garçcon Tweeny: "Waiter, there are _snails_ on her plate!! You would think in a fancy restaurant like this they could keep the snails off the plates!"
cease: better practice my french before i go
llanwydd: which I greatly enjoyed
cease: article in yesterday[s paper about a popular restaurnat in paris. it also has branches in new york and elsehwhere
Garçcon Tweeny: Love Wakeman's work
Mudhead: Im also looking into cruisin EU an UK next Spring
llanwydd: right now, though, I am utterly heartsick at this stupidity in Jena
Garçcon Tweeny: Sans Souseé
Mudhead: want to take the new Queen Victoria across the pond
Garçcon Tweeny: Sounds very cool, Mud
llanwydd: I wonder if there is anyone in the world who agrees with me that the supporters of those six bastards should have marched off a cliff
Mudhead: r 3 weeks,then pickup one in Amsterdam for 3
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:31 PM and Merlyn bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Merlyn: hey ho
llanwydd: hey merl
cease: pix from my last trip to paris are at http://www.seemreal.com/cgi-bin/ti/viewer.cgi?slideshow=2002frsw&page=009
Mudhead: UK for 3 weeks,
cease: is there anything worth looking at or eating in the UK for 3 weeks?
Garçcon Tweeny: Racism is far from dead n this coountry, LL
Mudhead: Im trying to figure t6he best time to go cat
llanwydd: steak and kidney pie
cease: I could spend 3 weeks just gaping at the Impressionists at the Musee D'Orsay in Paris
Mudhead: uh, i wanna see Stones
ah.clem: good evening Merl, Tween et all
Merlyn: hey clem
cease: I'm thinking of going in May. Fumiyo will go to Japan in April
Mudhead: an I got some friends in Cambridge, an Cardiff
Garçcon Tweeny: One of the reasons I find Austin attractive. Very cosmopolitan (not that we don't have our problems)
cease: merl
Mudhead: also want to go to a Top Gear taping
cease: good reason to go, mud
Garçcon Tweeny: Hey clem :-) How's tricks
llanwydd: phil? he's not so cosmopolitan. OH!, I get it
Mudhead: Yes, I think May to June will be the trip
Garçcon Tweeny: Well, it's the Roller Maidens album cover of course lol
llanwydd: lol
ah.clem: tired still but did not want to dissapoint everyone again
Garçcon Tweeny: Thanks so much, clem
cease: thanks for the effort, clem
Garçcon Tweeny: Stamina still not fully normal, I take it clem
ah.clem :)
ah.clem: no, but have been doing the billsburg run 1.5 hrs each way and doing time at the cafe, but it takes a long time to get better, if you do
Garçcon Tweeny: That's a serious commute
ah.clem: ya
Garçcon Tweeny: They should at least have a bus route to Dendron ;-)
ah.clem: would be only a bit less than an hour if it were not for the boat
llanwydd: I hear NASA wants to go back to the moon
cease: you could probalby fly to paris on the concorde in 1.5 hours
llanwydd: if there were a practical purpose, I could understand
Garçcon Tweeny: Yeah, Bush talked about that a couple of years ago LL
Garçcon Tweeny: Indeed, cease
ah.clem: well I don't even have a chopper, Cat
llanwydd: there's nothing to do on the moon
Garçcon Tweeny: The Chinese are talking about it also
Garçcon Tweeny: Mostly as a jumping-off point for planetary exploration
llanwydd: that's interesting
ah.clem: (lost the teeth some time ago, lol)
Mudhead: no, i dont want to fly again
Garçcon Tweeny: Time to get working on that ambhibious motorcycle, clem
Garçcon Tweeny: clem is now a Polident user?
Mudhead: the Vic will be cruisin by then
ah.clem: or grease up and swim to work, lol
llanwydd: crown vic?
llanwydd: I had one of those
Mudhead: the Queen Victoria 2
||||||||| "9:42 PM? 9:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter Fong enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Garçcon Tweeny: There ya go. A daily triathalon!
cease: hey dex
Mudhead: Proud flagship of Cunard
Garçcon Tweeny: Hey Dex
ah.clem: hi Dex
llanwydd: welcome, Dex
Mudhead: hallo Dex
Dexter Fong: Wie Gehts, Gates
cease: ducks on ships?
Mudhead: crispy l'orange
Garçcon Tweeny: The good ship Canard
Dexter Fong: Hiya clem, Cat, Tweeny, llan, Muddie, Merl, and Wake up! Wake
cease: i found out that those rothkos are in 21. he refused the seagrams money and gave them to the Tate. i can see them there if i ever go to england
Garçcon Tweeny: running across the decks quickly
cease: and speaking of restaurants, you familiar with Joel Robuchon? He as a restaurant in NY
Mudhead: with me in hot pursuit yelling "Dinner!...Dinner!"
cease: I'm planning to visit his place in Paris next year
Merlyn: huh? wha?
Merlyn: zzzzzzz
llanwydd: I am interested (and even somewhat concerned) to know what the consensus is here about the so-called "Jena 6". Would anyone give their opinion?
Mudhead: no, but Im going o Interop in Oct I can try it
||||||||| Garçcon Tweeny says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Garçcon Tweeny exits at 9:44 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Garçon Tweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:44 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Typical small southern town full of bigots
cease: im more interested in french food, llan
Garçon Tweeny: Sprell Canadian, troop!
cease: do the jena 6 make a good quiche?
Mudhead: gotta crack some eggs llan
Dexter Fong: C-eh-n-eh-d-i-eh-n
Garçon Tweeny: Don't really know the story thoroughly, LL
llanwydd: couldn't care less if they do
llanwydd: I hope they burn
Garçon Tweeny: Clem's trailing off lol
Merlyn: *presto*
Dexter Fong: *xippo*
cease: maybe he's gone back to wake island
Mudhead: *chango*
llanwydd: but they have a lot of stupid idiots supporting them including Sharpton as usual
Garçon Tweeny: *harpo*
ah.clem: ?
Mudhead: oh, not him
cease: oprah?
Dexter Fong: llan; whose side you on
Merlyn: okra?
Garçon Tweeny: THought it was interesting that Rev Jackson is accusing Obama of "actling like a white person"
Mudhead: who at the local meeting voted Sharpton as the voice of the black
Merlyn: this side or the other side?
llanwydd: him and that imbicile jesse jackson
Garçon Tweeny: Good point, Mud
Merlyn: can't he act like half a white person?
llanwydd: whose side am I on, dex? the side of the kid who was beaten nearly to death and his parents who are receiving death threats for it
Mudhead: just get rid of the color notion
Mudhead: a person
Garçon Tweeny: Reminds me a of an old Star Trek episode
cease: was my daughter half a white person?
cease: she didnt think of herself as such
Dexter Fong: llan: You ought to get the full story
Garçon Tweeny: More easily said than done, Mud. People grow up with different experiences.
llanwydd: I am certain I have the full story dex
ah.clem: yes, star trek made that point more than once
Mudhead: like I said before, I havent readup on it
llanwydd: anyone who sees no difference between hanging nooses from a tree and beating someone almost to death has not earned a place on this earth
ah.clem: alot more
Mudhead: and gettin myself all worked up is counterproductive right now
cease: star trek had input from mlk
cease: where is he when we need him now?
Dexter Fong: llan; Si the white kids that hung the nooses and fought with the black kids and got a three day in shcool suspension as compared to the black kids who were charge with attempted murder and the black kid in jail after an upper court found him to be illegally tried and should be let out of jail but is still in jail ??
Garçon Tweeny: I was particularly think of the 60's episode where one race was white on one side and black on the other, and the other was the opposite. Each thought themselves superior.
Mudhead: oh yeah, hes dead now
cease: did you see the Boondocks episode about MLK?
Garçon Tweeny: Kristofferson's got a great song called "The Killed Him", about several assassinations
cease: one of the best pieces of TV I've ever seen
Mudhead: Frank Gorman played in that
Garçon Tweeny: Nope cat
ah.clem: yes, knew that was the episode, but they made that point often in a more subtile way
llanwydd: dex, do you see no difference between hanging nooses from a tree and attempted murder?
llanwydd: one is punishable in one way and the other is far more serious, don't you thing?
Mudhead: The Riddler on Batman
Garçon Tweeny: One would think, LL
Dexter Fong: llan: Who said it was attempted murder...a white DA and a white grand jury...the kids *were* fighting and the white kid got his ass kicked
llanwydd: I wish the so called supporters had marched into an open sewer
Garçon Tweeny: It'll probably be on 60 Minutes, LL
cease: would the firesign have been a different group if one of them was not white?
llanwydd: you are either badly misled, dex, or you don't have a clue
Garçon Tweeny: Democracy Now as well, I would think
cease: i really know where the indian's at.
Dexter Fong: llan: try reading the New York Times for the full story
cease: a few doors down
Mudhead: 6 on one would be attempted murder
llanwydd: it was an attack, 6 against one, not a "fight"
Garçon Tweeny: Sure, cease. Like I said, different life experiences, esp in tghe late 60's
Mudhead: What town and state was it in?
Garçon Tweeny: lol cease
Dexter Fong: Jena Louisiana
Mudhead: oh damn
Garçon Tweeny: Jena, LA
Mudhead: they aint had enuff troubles there
Garçon Tweeny: The protest was in the other LA
Merlyn: NYNY?
Garçon Tweeny: I can imagine places in TX where something like that could happen
llanwydd: these bastards have gained thousands of friends for what they did
Mudhead: Guess cuz OJ got jailed agin, that means we all get to act stoopid
llanwydd: my stomach is turning
cease: did i tell you my OJ story?
Garçon Tweeny: And then there's always the folks standing with shotguns on a bridge not letting people escape Katrina
Mudhead: not yet but yur about to
llanwydd: I just had a glass
cease: i remember when Ossman was in poor health and Proc was talking about replacing him in the group were he to die while they were on tour
cease: imagine if they replaced him with Chris rock?
Merlyn: with OJ?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Who was the likely replacement?
llanwydd: was ossman ever that sick? I'm very sorry to hear that
Garçon Tweeny: Wow... glad Ossman's better. That would have been a great loss to the troupe
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:59 PM and late as usual, it's principlepoop, just back from Elmertown."
Mudhead: Hi PP!
principlepoop: parlez-vous
Merlyn: he's had heart valve surgery or something like that
Dexter Fong: Hey poop
Garçon Tweeny: FST would be _very_ different with Chris rock LOL
principlepoop: hell oh
Garçon Tweeny: Hi P...
cease: i'm thinknig of chappelle, the guy who does the boondocks, pryor when he was still alive are every bit as funny and insightful as the white fireguys
ah.clem: hi pp
cease: hi poop
llanwydd: I have great respect for david ossman. always have
cease: or you woulndt be here now, llan
Garçon Tweeny: Pryor might have been more fun. Better with voices
cease: rock is in that league
llanwydd: I regretted not getting his autograph when I saw them in NYC
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: they probably would have gone with someone like Del Clos
cease: pryor would have been fantastic
Merlyn: e
cease: i can imagine him using them in one of his flicks
Mudhead: loler
cease: i'm thinking of negroes, merl. dont know close's colour but assume he was white
cease: his skull sitlll is
principlepoop: howdy doctor tim
Garçon Tweeny: Yeah, that might have worked cease
Merlyn: or harry shearer
llanwydd: I remember when they were called negroes
llanwydd: in fact I remember when they were called colored
cease: inspite of what dave thomas said, he was never a member of the firesign, though they mjight have worked togetehr in chickao
llanwydd: sure was a long time ago
Garçon Tweeny: Shearer would have been a natural for a white replacement (all the voices)
principlepoop: tennis shoes are deadly weapons, everybody knows that
Mudhead: I've been trying to get ready for the UK, Im usin the term black now
cease: shearer HAS worked with them. hes on How Time Flys
Garçon Tweeny: Huh, P?
Garçon Tweeny: Yeah, I knew that cease
llanwydd: I despise political correctness
cease: i should be practicing my french then
Garçon Tweeny: And he was marvelous
llanwydd: I'm used to saying black. I'll go with that
cease: he did a stage show with bergman and krassner too
Mudhead: yes, Im tryin to get one of those cds to help me on my french cat
Garçon Tweeny: Wow, I love to have a copy of that show
Garçon Tweeny: I'd
principlepoop: we are all colored, except the albinos
cease: so would i.
Merlyn: what about albino rhinos?
cease: i asked krassner to show me his copy when i visited him, but we didnt have time
Garçon Tweeny: Having problems with your french cat again?
Garçon Tweeny: This is true, P
cease: i'm a sort of pink, white and blue. like a very sick american flag
principlepoop: they're not groovy
cease: no, i want to go to france next may. but they all speak english there now
Garçon Tweeny: Might have to email Mr. Krassner on that one...
Merlyn: speak french with a bad italian accent
llanwydd: I've been to london but never further east
Garçon Tweeny: May WE?
cease: ideally he'd make copies and sell thim on his website along with shearer and bergman
Dexter Fong: Certainmont
cease: maybe it's not broadcast quality, i dont know.
cease: but krassner is the last commercial person i know
llanwydd: how do you make that notation or whatever it is under the letter c, tween?
cease: Least
llanwydd: I've done it by accident but I don't know how to do it on purpose
Garçon Tweeny: Wish he would
Merlyn: how much would he sell shaerer and bergman for?
cease: shearer would be expensive
principlepoop: that is a 5
Merlyn: depends on your keyboard, llan
cease: bergman, not so much
Garçon Tweeny: On the Mac, it's option-c then c
principlepoop: tap tap tap
Merlyn: or try ç
cease: i'm going in search of sangria ingredients
Merlyn: you can type ç for the character
Mudhead: i be going to bed
Garçon Tweeny: Watching a Gregory Hines movie, P?
Garçon Tweeny: rest well, Mud
Merlyn: gnite mudhead
Mudhead: see ya all next week
Mudhead: nite all
principlepoop: is that a racist question?
Dexter Fong: Night Mud
||||||||| At 10:09 PM, Mudhead vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
principlepoop: night mud
Garçon Tweeny: Well, he was quite the tap dancer...
principlepoop: checking my mike
Garçon Tweeny: Ah... playing hockey then
principlepoop: yes, canadian
Garçon Tweeny: Hope you didn't hurt mike
principlepoop: no, I like mike
principlepoop: towel bath border
Garçon Tweeny: Great bit
cease: by mud
principlepoop: is it sangria yet?
cease: well, have got it quite blended right yet but am getting there
ah.clem: the elevator boy, love this bit
cease: the orange wedge has to synch in
principlepoop: hi ah, clem, yes
cease: proc loves espeaking russian
principlepoop: what is the red stuff they add to sangria and tequila?
Garçon Tweeny: The elevator boy is in yourfamily?
principlepoop: parsec trisec
cease: he's in Everybody's family
principlepoop: ahh triplesec
Garçon Tweeny: Grenadene?
principlepoop: that too
cease: its called Wine
Garçon Tweeny: yeah cat ;-)
Garçon Tweeny: lol cease
principlepoop: my parents like mateuse
principlepoop: some portuguese red wine, for sangrias
principlepoop: in a clay jar
Garçon Tweeny: obtusely fruity
principlepoop: something like that
cease: i thought mateus and casal garcia Were portugese wine until I got to Portugal. they keep the good stuff for themselves
principlepoop: same with scotch and scotchland
cease: i made cocktail once i called Cat's Canonball: grape fruit juice, gin, mateus, bitter lemon and a marachino cherry
cease: it was lethal
Garçon Tweeny: Robin Williams' wine taste test - "Obsurd, yet flacid..."
Garçon Tweeny: Sounds delish, cease
ah.clem: lol Tween
principlepoop: ahh grapefruit, I thought it was grape juice
principlepoop: totally different drink
llanwydd: I'm curious to know, cat. what was wrong with ossman when he was ill. do you know?
cease: i like drinks that are low in alchohol, fruity but not sweet
cease: merl would know, llan
cease: we were hanging out with the lads when they played seattle in 99
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:21 PM, dragging Bambi by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
principlepoop: hi bambi
Bambi: hello Dear Friends :-)
Dexter Fong: It's a one-legged deer
llanwydd: Hi Bambi!
cease: it may have been the heart, it may have been before that cuz he had that heart surgery when i was in europe
cease: hi bambi
ah.clem: hello dear deer
Dexter Fong: Doe!!
llanwydd: must have been great fun to hang around with those cut-ups
cease: Wray
principlepoop: a femail dear
Bambi: LOL, great to see you all!
ah.clem: ok dear doe, good one
Dexter Fong: Me?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bubba's Brain close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:23 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the sitting room.
Merlyn: hey bam
Bubba's Brain: Hey all...
principlepoop: hi BB
Merlyn: hey bb
Bambi: hey Bubba
llanwydd: must have been a laugh a second
Dexter Fong: Hey BB
llanwydd: hey bub!
Garçon Tweeny: Evenin', Bubba
cease: bub
cease: hows in bubbling?
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a toasted almond and passes favorite drinks to everyone
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almond and passes favorite drinks to everyone.
cease: thakfully this joke came out before david lynch became famous
Bubba's Brain: Hey a, B, c, D, G, LL, M, pp
principlepoop: the guy on x-files?
Garçon Tweeny: Lo dere deer...
ah.clem: yes, a true inspiration
Bambi: hey Tweeny
cease: anybody got any lynch would have been answered: eraserhead, blue velvet, the elephant man, etc
Bubba's Brain: Been playing with the Dylan "Subterranean Homesick Blues" generator. You can make your own version of the Pennebaker video. http://www.dylanmessaging.com/create
llanwydd: be back in a bit
Merlyn: a, B, c, D, G, LL, M, pp ii gott a gall in kalamazoozoozoozoo
Merlyn: good stuff bb
Bubba's Brain: Kalamazoogoogoo.
cease: looks clever, bub
ah.clem: a, B, BB,c,df, gt, ll,M,pp and w
Bambi: did you plant the gall? or take medicine for it, Merl? ;-)
Bubba's Brain: w is greyed. you here, w? Mrs Calabash, wherever you are?
Bambi: a fading wake...
principlepoop: like a boat, as I recall
Merlyn: it was a french gall
Bubba's Brain: Do we need to hold a wake for... oh, never mind.
principlepoop: i am enjoying them thoroughly
cease: must be good with red wine, merl
Bambi: ah, so you mull it over then...
cease: Garlicless in Gaul
Garçon Tweeny: Damn commie vinyards
Bambi: lol
principlepoop: a piece of resistance eh
principlepoop: oops, let me inflate my shoes
cease: electrrician is 40 years old
Garçon Tweeny: a smattering of capacitance
ah.clem: something like that
Garçon Tweeny: Hard to believe, eh cease?
principlepoop: woof woof
Bubba's Brain: Gonna have to induct you,Tween.
ah.clem: into the arc of flame?
principlepoop: watt?
Bubba's Brain: Don't be so shocked, pp.
Dexter Fong: Across the Wheatstone Bridge of Sighs
Bambi: yes, it is hard to believe, when we know we are all quite young ourselves LOL
ah.clem: don't thik he has the capacity
cease: i dont feel young, bambi
principlepoop: i volted for him you know
Garçon Tweeny: Inducted into the hall of memory?
Bambi: what a shocking thought
Bubba's Brain: This is re-volting!
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, send me away for a refill
||||||||| Catherwood sends Dexter Fong away for a refill.
Bambi: dr memory that is...
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, design me a circuit.
||||||||| Catherwood designs Bubba's Brain a circuit.
ah.clem: I felt young till that tick bit me, alot has changed since then
cease: i wonder if the fireguys think of themselves as old
Garçon Tweeny: Why, it seems like yesterday that I was dissing Nixon.
Garçon Tweeny: You're as old as you feel, for sure.
Bambi:  fun here :-)
principlepoop: i make noises getting in and out of chairs now
ah.clem: I am still dissing nixon but that expression had not been coined when I started
Bubba's Brain: You're only as old as the woman (or man as appropriate) you feel.
principlepoop: i can dig that ah, clem
Bambi: did that show you all the Apple logo?
principlepoop: apple pan dowdy logo
ah.clem: oh no, the show seems to be starting all over, lol
wake: ---------> BACK
principlepoop: not a problem ah, clem
principlepoop: wb wake
wake: whew... that was a big one!
principlepoop: ekaw
cease: tsunamie?
ah.clem: (I use that clip for the welcome message)
principlepoop: mitsumisi
Bambi: hehehe ... Sherman's Wayback Machine is in motion!
Garçon Tweeny: wb wake
cease: Sherman's Oak?
wake: I have a boss who can really REALLY stretch out a meeting.
cease: speaking of former la residents, where's honey tonight?
Bambi: ah, the wake has arrived ... didn't think we were at the ocean, but there it is!
principlepoop: thank yooou
cease: better a meeting than a neck, wake
ah.clem: actually it was Mr. Peabody's machine, Sherman was just the dog's boy
wake: Did I miss anything impotent?
Bambi: they hire them for that wake
Garçon Tweeny: lots wake lol
cease: the endless viagra ads on air america
ah.clem: other than hours of fine radio?
Bambi: ah, right a dog and his boy
principlepoop: cat made sangria
Garçon Tweeny: They want the Democrats to be a little more virle?
ah.clem: wb, Wake
Bambi: lol clem
wake: Somebody get an online vasectomy or anything?
cease: sopunds like the harlan ellison story/flick
Garçon Tweeny: And then he inventerd the wine glass
principlepoop: poindexter
Bubba's Brain: cat -- proof that liberals aren't soft.
cease: thats about as unusual as "it rained in vancouver"
cease: bub, i cant imagine anyone less soft than harlan
Garçon Tweeny: It rains there?
wake: I saw a DIY vasectomy kit on E-BAY... $29.95
Bubba's Brain: I meant viagra ads...., but yes I agree about harlan.
cease: that tells me more about you than i want to know
ah.clem: sounds scary
wake: Very tempting at that price.
Garçon Tweeny: Sold by Lorena Bobbit?
Bambi: were they reselling the miniature guillotine from Men in Tights?
Garçon Tweeny: lol
wake: HAHAHAHAHAA ---------- Garcon
ah.clem: a difficult operation to preform on one's self, at least with reasonable safety
Garçon Tweeny: Or the one belonging to Inspector Clouseau's boss
llanwydd: suture self, wake
cease: lol ll
wake: Damn... a Lorena Bobit joke at 10 in the morning...
Garçon Tweeny: One of those, "don't try this at home" moments, clem
ah.clem: from the rear of the testies, hard to do from the front
Bambi: nah, it's only 15 of the X o'cock
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:45 PM and Honey steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
wake: I've got me in stitches
principlepoop: hola honey
Honey : hey hey hiya all :=)
Dexter Fong: Hi Honey
llanwydd: Hey Honey!
ah.clem: the snip trivial, it is the sutures I am concerned about
Garçon Tweeny: Ms. Sanchezzzzzzzzzz
cease: as soon as i mention you, here you are, honey
cease: if only that worked for everybody
Bambi: speaking of Honey! and there she is!
Honey : i got lost listening to the dead along the way
principlepoop: super video gracias
ah.clem: hola
Bambi: hi Honey...my best to you and Stones
Honey : i guess stones is sleepin it off
wake: But that's why I come here. (grin)
Honey : nice to see ya bam :)
ah.clem: cheers stones
Garçon Tweeny: You're a medium, Honey?
Honey : medium rate
principlepoop: sweet dreams stones
wake: oops my screen just hicupped
Honey : so what's been on tonight's menu?
ah.clem: or an extra large?
Honey : so so
cease: not well done?
Dexter Fong: wake: Pour a spoonful of sugar on your jeyboard
Honey : not lately, cease
principlepoop: guesadilla is a dessert in the canary islands, like a souffle
Merlyn: hey, see youse next week people
ah.clem: extra large immagination
principlepoop: night M
||||||||| 10:48 PM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Honey : nite m
Garçon Tweeny: Be good, Merl
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn, and thanks as always
wake: Where's my zirconium encrusted tweezers?
Garçon Tweeny: I thought guesadilla was served in downtown Tokyo...
llanwydd: nite merl!
Honey : I'l have a manhattan please, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Honey
principlepoop: no that is gonzodilla
llanwydd: what was that, princ? dessert for canaries?
Honey : humph!
ah.clem: catherwood, please give Honey a manhattan
||||||||| Catherwood hands honey a manhattan.
principlepoop: voila
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour Honey a manhattan
||||||||| Catherwood gets honey a manhattan.
principlepoop: pay attention llan, I don't like to repeat myself
Bambi: two, two, two manhattan's in one!
principlepoop: i hate repeating myself, I hate it, I hate repeating myself
Dexter Fong: catherwood, please give Honey a doublemanhattan with a twist of lemon
||||||||| Catherwood gives honey a doublemanhattan with a twist of lemon.
Honey : why, thank you pp ooooh ty bambi one for each side of my brain :)
Honey : lol bambi
wake: Catherwood, I want a MaiTai.
||||||||| Catherwood gives a maitai.
Bambi :)
cease: is that stronger than a Bronx?
ah.clem: she will be sleeping it off too, lol
principlepoop: borox
Bubba's Brain: You're left hemisphere is trying to get your right hemisphere drunk.
Honey : 20 mule team
Dexter Fong: borat's eveil twin brother?
llanwydd: I maitai one on
||||||||| 10:51 PM: Dave & Katie jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
principlepoop: yeehaw
Honey : i believe you are right bub
cease: whats happening in firesign land, bub?
cease: hey dave
Garçon Tweeny: Like being kicked in the head by a 20-mule team
Bambi: hi Dave & Katie!
Dexter Fong: Hey Dave and Woof Woof katie
cease: woof woof kaite
principlepoop: please state your first name
Dave & Katie: hmmm, start a rough draft of a paper? or chat to all you crazy folks, I think I'll choose the latter, how's everyone? Katie's asleep
Garçon Tweeny: Hey Dave & Katie...
ah.clem: hi Dave!
principlepoop: dave's not here man
Bubba's Brain: dunno, cat
cease: i'd rather province my first name
cease: canadian, eh
Honey : hi dave woof wag wag, katie :)
Dave & Katie: hello barny, er, bambi, and clem
principlepoop: starting the draft? super, that will stop the war...
cease: ossman took over your inventory, right? is he actually selling anything thru his webiste or whatever?
ah.clem: (Katie does not listen to chat, Dave told me)
Garçon Tweeny: This is only a rough draft of crazy
Dave & Katie: and the rest of the misfits
cease: that nick danger set is supposed to be coming out eventually, eh?
Bambi: the rough draft will still be there; enjoy FST chat while you can tonight ... smile
principlepoop: misterfit here ops misterunfit
Garçon Tweeny: Was under construction last time I checked, cease
Dexter Fong: KATEI !!!!!!!!!!
cease: is your president about to shut us down, bambi?
Bubba's Brain: That's his plans, cat. Haven't heard when things will be available.
Bubba's Brain: Danger box is coming out through Shout Factory.
principlepoop: meow meow meow katie, get the cat...
wake: I can't believe it! "New York, New York" is on the muzac system!
cease: that was my query
Honey : I found some of the pranksters footage the bozos on the bus the patter the vibe all 8mm eggztra gud yum
cease: only human cats here. my Vast Dog has joined us though
Garçon Tweeny: clem, can you get Root to say hello to Katie?
Honey : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0kS6tBBrNQ it's there if anyone wants to check it out
principlepoop: i heard diana ross singing love child in the grocery store
wake: I left the U.S. to get AWAY from that stuff.
Dave & Katie: danger box? what will it have in it! shout factory stuff is always so fucking expensive, the lenny bruce set was 60 bucks and I can't even read the booklet, I can't read the books to any of my box sets, and that's half the stuff you pay for, grrr
cease: where should it be, wake?
cease: would you want it coming from your toothbrush?
wake: "right thru the very heart of it..." -------> mumbling incoherently
ah.clem: no, Bambi let Root upstairs again
Garçon Tweeny: You know you're getting old when the Muzak system is playing Genesis
principlepoop: arrested for telling dirty jokes in an adult night club, the good old days
Bubba's Brain: I don't know, but I understand the box will have all the danger bits from thorughout their career, including unreleased stuff.
Honey : lol tweeny
Dave & Katie: which jennisis, the peter gabriel one? aka the better one?
cease: maybe not so old,
Garçon Tweeny: Think what I heard was from Abacab
wake: Shoot I thought I was old when it was playing "Prince"
cease: dex sent me a cd of a bunch of nick danger stuff, i think its from fred, right dex?
Dave & Katie: yep, the good ol' days when you could say stuff that was meanigful and people listened, and then threw your ass in court, unlike today where it's all ranting and raving, hahaha, oh, wait, it's always been like that
Honey : doubtful dave most likely in the air tonight bah!
cease: there's a lot. and not counting Down Under Danger, more of a privatre proejct Austin did with Michael Packer for the local radio station
Garçon Tweeny: Yeah, that one too, Honey
principlepoop: don't get smart with me college boy, I was pedantic while you were in diapers
Dexter Fong: Cay: Yes, from Freditor
Garçon Tweeny: LOL P
principlepoop: or something like that
Bambi: and don't forget tasing Dave
cease: you know that cd, dont you bub?
Dave & Katie: hahahaha college kids these days, glad I'm not like them
wake: H S L ------> poop
principlepoop: i never let schools interfere with my education
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: LOL Dave
Garçon Tweeny: Your comedic tastes are not exactly mainstream, Dave (thrank Grid)
Bubba's Brain: I know of it.... haven't heard it, Cat.
cease: a wise move, poop
cease: surely dex didnt buy the only copy
Dave & Katie: katie has become the hall pet in my dorm, she runs up and down the hall and people love playing with her, it's great, this school is a lot better than the last one I was at
principlepoop: what drugs are the young folks using that they like the modern music, like dirges mixed with peter paul and mary
cease: good to hear, dave
Garçon Tweeny: Good to hear, Dave
principlepoop: super dave
Garçon Tweeny: Yeah, it really does suck, P
Garçon Tweeny: Oh well, each to his/her own
principlepoop: some of the guitar playing is good, but I have to sit through the dreadful lyrics
Honey : they are the dont give a shit generation its karma
Dexter Fong: 'tis the wise Ermine that knows his own hole
Garçon Tweeny: The singing (by and large) leaves much to be desired as well
principlepoop: led zeppelin is doing another concert
Honey : ooh you are enigmatic tonight, dex
wake: lyricus horribilous
Garçon Tweeny: Lips permanently glued to the windscreens
principlepoop: thank yooooou
wake: vocus flatus
Garçon Tweeny: Yeah, I saw that LZ was getting back together. Very cool
principlepoop: i am impressed by fong, he is my hero
Dexter Fong: Honey: It's eafromatic, not the nigmatic thing
Honey : ahhhhhhhh
wake: <---------------- polishing up his Latin
principlepoop: who grabbed honey?
Dexter Fong: I did
Dave & Katie: I thought lz was only doing one in the UK and that was it? they will surely make a dvd of it, but frankly, I don't know how great it's gonna be, Plant can't sing like he used to, if indeed he really sang at all, grin, but Page and Jones (who I'm surprised consented to the gig) should still be good
Dexter Fong: It was mental
principlepoop: she liked it
Garçon Tweeny forgets where he put his Latin
Bubba's Brain: Polishing your Latin....is that what they're calling it these days?
Honey : hehe yeh hehe
cease: the latin quarter? do i get change for a euro?
Honey : lol bub
Garçon Tweeny: lol Bubba
principlepoop: yes, only one and they are old dave...
wake: <-------- rub rub rub rub
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Might be preferable to practicing my Greek
Bambi: only if you use american dollars
wake: lol Bubba
Dexter Fong: or your greek also
cease: they used to eat their servants
Bubba's Brain: I don't polish my latin anymore... I'm married now.
principlepoop: leave my greek alone
cease: speaking of american dollars....
llanwydd: I know some of the language. very little.
Garçon Tweeny: what's the CN/US exchange these days?
Honey hands ouzo to poop's greek
cease: like the sand dollars, they are dissolving
llanwydd: kali mera, kali spera, maleesta, and souvlaki
principlepoop: what is a good greek name?
wake: I seek a Greek geek to tweak my unique psyique.
Garçon Tweeny hands uzi to Poop's Turk
cease: our loony actually went above par today, before falling back to .99 something
Bambi: let's not speak of the american dollars that don't go half as far as they used to...sad but true
cease: canada is awash with oil, which also keeps climbing
Bubba's Brain: It was on the news today. the exchange rate is 1:1 for the first time since the 70s.
principlepoop: i can't think of his name, he won an oscar
Honey : they are actually worth about 4 cents now
Garçon Tweeny: alot of Canada's oil is in shale from what I hear - harder to get to
Dave & Katie: it's hard to not like high oil prices when your family is in the oil industry
wake: <-------- polishing up his alliteration
Garçon Tweeny: Wow Bubba, that's amazing
llanwydd: despite the price of oil going up, the price of gas is coming down in my part of the world
principlepoop: and war, when your family is in the munitions business
Bambi: and the GBP are like 1.50 to 1 dollar US approx. at least they were
llanwydd: my immediate part of the world, I should say
Bambi: yes, Honey, you may be right
Bubba's Brain: Doing a lot of polishing tonight, wake?
llanwydd: 2.84 in some places
Garçon Tweeny: So, you have a gas-powered toothbrush, Dave?
principlepoop: getting close to 3usd a gallon again
wake: 1 for one Canadian??? Really?
Honey : bout 2 bux to each english pound these days
Bambi: you should be exchanging dollars with stones ... he could make a bloody fortune
Honey : no kidding
cease: i wish our buck would go up like that against the euro
Garçon Tweeny: Thanks for staying up, Clem :-)
principlepoop: calling me a lunatic ah, clem, I am not paranoid, by why are you talking about me?
Bubba's Brain: I haven't tried to exchange any money today, but NPR is usually right about such things.
ah.clem: good night everyone!
principlepoop: thank you ahhhh, clem
Honey : wait i had it ass backwards it takes 2 bux to equal an english pound not good
Bubba's Brain: nite clem.
Honey : he needs to send me money
llanwydd: I wonder if clinton would have done anything about the cost of gas if this had happened on his watch
wake: OK guys... I have to actually do some work. See you next week!
Dexter Fong: Good night clam and as always thanks for the sounds and focus
||||||||| ah.clem leaves at 11:12 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Honey : niterz clem feel better, bro
principlepoop: night wake
cease: see you, wake
Bubba's Brain: nite wake
Garçon Tweeny: Bye wake
Honey : hasta la vista, wake
Dexter Fong: Night and/or morning wake
wake: Thanks for the laffs.
principlepoop: stones owes me money too, he does not know yet
llanwydd: good morning, good afternoon or good evening
Garçon Tweeny: Proctor is so freakin' funny...
Bambi: LOL, our dollars don't go as far as as GBPs
Garçon Tweeny: Yeah, LL
principlepoop: it is so hard to tell inside this windowless room
Honey : right bambi
Garçon Tweeny: making paper airplanes, Bambi?
Bambi: lol princep
Garçon Tweeny: My, my, my.... lol
cease: you should be smoking, not your car
Honey : its always grey like some sort of twilight
Bambi: I guess it's their turn to have more money in their paper ...
llanwydd: no I don't smoke my car
principlepoop: toad away
Bambi: no tween, can't afford to make paper airplanes out of dollars lol
Bambi: thanks Clem!!
Garçon Tweeny: Much fun, guys. Have a great week everyone, and don't forget to support CNI Radio: http://www.cniradio.com/
principlepoop: night tween super week
Honey : nite tween
llanwydd: nite tween, and thanks a million!
Dexter Fong: Bon Nuit Garcon
Bambi: Thanks Tween :-)
cease: we do, tween
principlepoop: leo
principlepoop: gave him le port
Honey : la porte rocks
llanwydd: the port salute?
Dexter Fong: None of you have the port authority
llanwydd: or at least the port authority
principlepoop: my ears are sweating, I need to rest my headphones
cease: no dr. headphones tonight
Dexter Fong: alas , no
principlepoop: all these workers working and no time to relax
llanwydd: interesting. my ears don't sweat
Honey : hemlock did say he would show up but he had to take a nap first
cease: woikers?
Dave & Katie: talked to ken last week, seems to be doing fine
Honey : oh well sigh
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| wake - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: a measly death for the wakester
Bubba's Brain: Now, can we hold a wake for him?
principlepoop: wear big headphones all day and then tell me llan, mine never sweated before either
Honey : lets
Honey grins
principlepoop: thanks dave
llanwydd: yes measles is rather measly compared to the plague
Bambi: yes, lets
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, please give a round of drinks to the mourners.
||||||||| Catherwood gives a round of drinks to the mourners.
cease: you get my sherman oaks refs, honey?
Honey : or defenestration, even
Bambi: haven't had a good wake in two years
Honey : i wasn't here, cease
principlepoop: wake talked so much I thought he was vaccinated with a phonograph needle
Bambi: defestation?
cease: i sent you links to my blog posts about van nuys/sherman oaks
Bambi: thanks Bubba
Honey : oh yeah i did get those, indeed
principlepoop: oops I need new reference
Honey : and enjoyed the japan tour too, thanks :)
cease: places you may have known.
Honey : remember june ellen's donut shop on van nuys blvd?
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, play a traditional New Orleans Jazz dirge.
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Bubba's Brain
Honey : catherwood play free bird
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Honey and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
principlepoop: i like jazz dirges, but I change the radio station for the others
cease: i think so, honey
Bubba's Brain: Hellova time to get snippy, Catherwood. Where is your compassion?
||||||||| Catherwood hands snippy where is your compassion.
Bambi: how about this ... Catherwood, put on a New Orleans Jazz dirge
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Bambi and mumbles "Did you need me?"
Dave & Katie: what has happened to elayne?
principlepoop: C is on drugs, be careful everyone
Bubba's Brain: Methinks Catherwood took the brown acid.
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Bubba's Brain and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
cease: did you ever have the terryaki burger at the jolly rodger in the sherman oaks mall?
Honey : almost to ventura everyone cruised van nuys blvd and the hells angels were always hanging out there
Dexter Fong: Dave: Yes he died...Shearing is alive and somewhat active
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a New Orleans Jazz dirge
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a new orleans jazz dirge.
llanwydd: don't have jolly roger in my area
cease: shearing is still alive? amazing
cease: it was kinda upscale hamburger place in i think it was called Fashion Square in sherman oaks
Honey : i used to hang out at fashion square
llanwydd: I've had the teriyaki walking sticks at Bad Bros.
Honey : george shearing?
cease: my firstr experience with beef and pineapple together. great combo
principlepoop: beef and pineapple? commies
Dexter Fong: Yeah
llanwydd: that's interesting. a chinese restaurant in my home town serves orange flavored beef
cease: i love meat/fruit combinations
Dexter Fong: Beef abd mango
llanwydd: haven't been there in a long time but I liked the orange beef
Honey : orange chicken is good too so is lemon
principlepoop: et tu fong?
principlepoop: honey?
Bambi: well, it works on pizza (at least to some people)
principlepoop: llan?
cease: pork never met an apple it didnt love
Bubba's Brain: Hot dogs and blueberries, cat?
principlepoop: bambi?
Dexter Fong: Try grape=fruit Turkey
Honey : nor a pineapple, neither
principlepoop: fruit and beef? I cannot believe what I am reading
Honey : what do you stuff the grapefruit in the hole?
principlepoop: pork and apple sauce ok ok
Dexter Fong: Watermelon Oysters......ummmmmmm
Bambi: yes, pork is great with applesauce
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, give cat some hot dogs and blueberries.
||||||||| Catherwood hands cat some hot dogs and blueberries.
llanwydd: the only fruit and beef combo I have had is the orange beef. it is actually a good combination
principlepoop: ewwwww stop
Honey laughs
Bambi: and with spiced apple rings too
principlepoop: on ham, ok, but that is salty
llanwydd: you don't get all the nutrients of the orange though, since cooking destroys vitamin c
Dave & Katie: my mother makes a cicken recipe where you take a full can of beer and shove it up the ass, it's really good actually, but it's funny to see the chicken like that, yes I touched it before it went on the grill
Dexter Fong: raspberry Barbcue
Honey : i have seen that and tasted it too, actually quite good, dave
cease: my fave easy pork recipe is pork chops, slices of apple, and topped with golden mushroom soup, baked
principlepoop: does it explode or what?
Honey : hahahaha pp
Dexter Fong: poop: No but it gets drunk really fast
Honey : it infuses into the meat
Dave & Katie: does it explode? no
principlepoop: it is in the can
Honey : yeh in the can
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Garçon Tweeny - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principlepoop: ahh grill, not oven
llanwydd: right across the lake from me, in vermont, the combination of ham and apple is popular
Dexter Fong: Do you have Prince Albert in the can?
principlepoop: yah, he's in the can man
llanwydd: the famous grilled vermonter sandwich has ham, apple and usually cheddar cheese
Dexter Fong: Granny Smith's roasted pig butt
cease: its good to get out of that can
cease: thanks for Neal Amid ref, dex
Honey : hehe
Dave & Katie: look for the can in the plain brown can
principlepoop: is your refrigerator running? well go catch it
Honey : i had prince albert in the can, but that was when he was much younger
Bubba's Brain: I'm gonna pull the rip cord.... nytol.
Honey : wait wrong room
Honey : sorry
principlepoop: night BB
Honey : nite bub buenos suenos, bro
Dexter Fong: Those greeks has a word for that and it wasn't tobacco
cease: so did senator craig, i hear
Bubba's Brain: nite.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bubba's Brain exits at 11:32 PM.
Dexter Fong: Night Bubba
Honey : hehe cat
principlepoop: i have a wide stance myself
cease: bub
principlepoop: and tap my feet to pass the time lol
Dave & Katie: I've missed this place,
Dexter Fong: poop: I thought you were just really bowlegged
principlepoop: no, I don't have frog legs, just wearing corduroys..
Honey : heh, dex i thought he was obsessing about gene kelly
Dexter Fong: Honey: Poop always has an alternative meaning
principlepoop: no him, the other tap dancer, yankee doodle dandy
Honey : he is a master of the double entendre
principlepoop: lacy's dad
llanwydd: that reminds me of the steve wright joke, "I saw a guy with wooden legs and his own feet".
Honey : james cagney yeah he had a much wider stance
Dexter Fong: and a victim of the triple insert
Dave & Katie: oh I listend to dwarf while stoned last week, nothing revelatory about it though, but it still was cool to hear, everything did seem much clearer
llanwydd: cagney was a hoofer
principlepoop: it moves slower and faster
cease: a roofer? ringer? reefer?
Honey : yes he was
Dexter Fong: Why Dave. I thought you didn't do such thngs (smile)
cease: reefer madness, dave
Bambi: LOL good one
llanwydd: what are you reefering to?
principlepoop: what kinda stoned? new age or good old mother nature?
cease: gouda?
Dexter Fong: Poop: New Age...you mean imprismed?
Honey : or like the jewish prophets of old kind a stoning
principlepoop: brie brie brie
principlepoop: chemicals hehe
Dexter Fong: he said he he...he he
principlepoop: farm a suiticles
llanwydd: end of song
Dave & Katie: I didn't until I decided I was safe with people I could trust, that was my criteria
Bambi: douda with the the red wax look
principlepoop: far out dave
Honey : and a good criteria it is, dave
Dexter Fong: So Dave: You saying other led you astray then?
Dave & Katie: right! who threw that stone?
principlepoop: I never did any drugs or anything like that no no ahhh no
Bambi: aged sap saga cheese!
principlepoop: peer pressure
Dexter Fong: Poop threw that stone
Honey : mini bonbel mmmmmmm
Dexter Fong: but he did not spit on the deputy
Honey : hahaha
llanwydd: I've had mini bonbel but it seems to much like those "processed cheese foods" to me
cease: that is good cheese, honey
llanwydd: like laughing cow
cease: when i travel, i usually carry that, or laughing cow
principlepoop: tired of waking up on the floor..
Dave & Katie: hey that pic of Katie and I is up on the site here right? so yall know what I look like? just wondering
Honey : easy munchables yep
Dexter Fong: I carry snickering lamb
llanwydd: give me sharp cheddar or give me...
Honey : colby!
Dave & Katie: there really is laughing cow cheese? I never understood that reference, maybe i'm just dumb
principlepoop: give me the link again, I will tell you what you look like dave
principlepoop: no holds barred hehe
Dexter Fong: Gorgonzola Dolce
llanwydd: snickering lamb. LOL
Dave & Katie: no it's on here somehwere
principlepoop: here?
Dexter Fong: smirking pig
Honey : chortling chihuahua
llanwydd: never had gorgonzolla, don't think
principlepoop: i come straight to chat each week, where is here?
Dave & Katie: ok so I wasn't dumb
Dexter Fong: oh there's thousands of these but i'll spare everyon
llanwydd: I really like norwegian gjetost
Honey : i like it with apples, llan
cease: but you leave gay, poop?
Dexter Fong: I like Norwegian wood
principlepoop: what was the pig smirking about?
llanwydd: isn't it good
Dexter Fong: it was still alive
principlepoop: i say bi when I go yes cat
Honey : cheese, poop
cease: b., mitchell reid once remixed that as Woodwegian Nor
Dexter Fong: poop honey cheese
llanwydd: gjetost is made with goat's milk
principlepoop: huh? cheese poop? ewwww
principlepoop: the french like goat cheese too
Dexter Fong: that's the second ewwww from poop
Dave & Katie: B. Mitchel reed, forgot about him, good guy
Dexter Fong: Hmmmm Could he be a little squeemish about certain food substances?
principlepoop: you are right fong, nip that sound in the bud...
Honey : lets get him to say it again
principlepoop: i forgot what made me say it the first time
Dexter Fong: Do you have that little nip in the bud?
llanwydd: nip that bud in the sound
cease: he was one of the best people on the radio in la
principlepoop: no stems or stones that you don't need
Dexter Fong: Sounds like a nip bud to me sarge
cease: ted alvy worked with him., you know who he is?
cease: from elayne's falafal? and the old newsgroup? he used to post alot
principlepoop: ted ivy? that was bod groundcover
Dexter Fong: Cat: One of the Chipmunks?
Bambi: see you all next week! It was great to see you all!!!
Bambi: got to get some sleep here
principlepoop: alvin, theodore or the ubiquitous simon?
Dexter Fong: Always good to spend time with you Bambi
principlepoop: night night sweet keeper of the root
Dave & Katie: I know who he is cause I'm just that cool thank you very much!
||||||||| Bambi scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bambi?! It's 11:45 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Honey : goodnight bambi hugs to you and jimmy lee have a good weekend
Dexter Fong: Sounds like Dave is stones agian )smile)
Dexter Fong: stoned again (smile)
llanwydd: bambi was gone before I could say goodbye
llanwydd: goodnight bambi
principlepoop: dave dave why why are are you you saying saying everything everything twice twice
cease: by bambi
Honey : it was dex dex poop
Dexter Fong: poop poop Honey
Honey : him too
principlepoop: everybody must get stoned
Dave & Katie: I didn't think I was saying things twice
Honey had a head start
Dave & Katie: Katie is now out in the hall playing with people
principlepoop: you are stoned dave dave
Honey : awwwwwwwwww
Dexter Fong: ewwwwwwwwwwww
Honey : heh
Dexter Fong: weeeeeeeeeee!
Dave & Katie: well not anymore, she is back
Dexter Fong: well sigh, gotta go find a parking spot
principlepoop: wb good dog, such a good dog
Dexter Fong: See you all next time
principlepoop: hail rita fong face
Honey : happy dog, hadda go say hello
principlepoop: oops have a super week
Dexter Fong: Rita on poop
Honey : bueno, fong hasta
Dave & Katie: she is a good dog, people ask me what kinds of tricks she does, and my response is that well, she gets me across streets and doesn't let me get hit by cars, I think those a little cooler than rolling over, don't you?
llanwydd: nite dex!
principlepoop: lol yes dave
Dave & Katie: later dex
cease: indeed, dave
cease: off you park, dex
principlepoop: seems like yesterday you were considering getting her or not
llanwydd: what you mean she doesn't jump through a hoop?
Honey : or get ya a beer from the fridge?
principlepoop: or put a beer can in the chicken?
Honey : i knew you would bring up the beer in the chicken thing, pp
Dave & Katie: I know, I wanna train her to get condoms so I don't have to get out of bed, but ya know, she'd wrip them, and yes it does seem like yesterday, I've had her for almost 15 months, god I've changed
principlepoop: you sound the same to me
principlepoop: or did you want me to say you sound more mature?
Dave & Katie: I know
principlepoop: i have another chicken joke, for another time
Dave & Katie: well if you talked to me you'd notice the change
Honey : your voice has deepened?
Dave & Katie: I know i've changed, and thank grid it's been for the better, wow ok now I sound emo, ooooooooooh no!
principlepoop: how do you it? I have been me for years now lol
Honey : lol dave
principlepoop: ahh the hair on the chest and all that stuff, that happens ...
llanwydd: why did the chicken...well probably know that one
Dave & Katie: lol! that was awhile back, I'm not quite that young
Honey : just wait till you get the hairs in the ears, dave
principlepoop: you want the joke, a wife came home and found her husband, naked with a chicken, she yelled, that is our sunday dinner
Dave & Katie: already got hair on my ears
Honey : you'll be sweating in your headphones like princep
principlepoop: in, not on dave
Honey : big difference
principlepoop: i used to have hair on my shoulders, I still do, but it falls there now..
Dave & Katie: can't wait, the last thing I need to go is my hearing
llanwydd: I bought a 1997 ford escort yesterday
llanwydd: it runs very nicely
Honey : nice
principlepoop: huh dave? speak up please
Honey : i have one llan
principlepoop: super llan, i like my 95
cease: good for you, llan
Dave & Katie: I just want a car, but they don't trust me with one
cease: my father used to be a ford dealer
Honey : those round whirly nose hair clipper thingies work in the ears too
principlepoop: keep it polished, or it has white patches
cease: ive never owned one, but i trust they still make drivable cars
principlepoop: did you see that movie dave, with oops lol
cease: let's hope you never drive, dave.
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: I invented something called the "auto-rail". the elderly, the infirm and even the blind can drive their own cars
principlepoop: a blind old marine takes a ferrari for a drive on the streets of manhatten
Honey : it is overrated for sure
llanwydd: but I think someone will beat me to the patent
llanwydd: it will happen someday
Dave & Katie: actually you may have noticed I use normal words like see and look and stuff,
principlepoop: they are working on it near hear, the computer sees things in the road
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
principlepoop: i know you do, i would not patronize you, I was pulling your leg, lick him katie lol
Dave & Katie: kicks catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dave & Katie
Honey puts catherwoods hand in a pan of warm water
||||||||| Catherwood gets in a pan of warm water.
cease: Look Dave, Look. See Spot Run
Dave & Katie: well stop it pp, I need that leg to hobble with
Dave & Katie: sorry pp, I've just heard that so much throughout my life
principlepoop: you don't need a hobby, you can smoke dope
Dave & Katie: people are all, "well I don't want to offend you," and I tell them, "I am not offended easily, it takes a lot, if you offend, you'll know," people and their consideratness
cease: we take drugs seriously at our house
principlepoop: oops hobble, like bilbo and whats his name, frodo
Honey : yes, i also take them seriously, cat
Dave & Katie: me too
principlepoop: if I have to explain my jokes, I have failed, it was a bad joke, just let it go
Honey : bilbo had hair in his ears
llanwydd: bilbo, oh yes. his mother was an old baggins
Dave & Katie: I have to explain most of my refs to the idiots of my generation, I've always been an old soul
cease: every generation is full of idiots
Dave & Katie: I cannot stand lord of the rings, bleh
principlepoop: here!
cease: ive read it more than 20 times. obviously i can stand it
principlepoop: oops you said idiot, and I thought you were taking roll.
llanwydd: I've seen the best idiots of my generation destroyed by...
Honey : republicans, llan??
cease: ginzbeard was right
Dave & Katie: mmmm howl
principlepoop: howl of the wolf movies
Honey : alan watts was right
principlepoop: bring us up to date dave, what is hot now in college?
principlepoop: yes small is better, that is what I have always said
principlepoop: wrong chat
cease: i used to listen to alan watts blabbering on about buddhism on kpfk really late at night
Dave & Katie: lol pp, no fucking clue, never have cared what's hot now in any part of my life, tried that, decided that I didn't like the trends or music for the most part
Honey : lol yeah, cease
Dave & Katie: I know nothing about alan watts
llanwydd: well, I'm losing consciousness and I do despair of remaining alive for the rest of the even
cease: i was really impressed by what he said. buddhism sounded so cool. then i went to live in a buddhist country.
principlepoop: a minimalalist
llanwydd: or should I say that in inuvik?
principlepoop: night night llan
cease: buddhism doesnt actually make anyone better than were they not a buddhist, it seems
cease: ive met as many buddhist ass holes as every other kind
cease: thats kinda what Red Shift is about
Honey : nite llan hasta luego, bro
principlepoop: not really minimals, but more towards the essence
llanwydd: nite folks
cease: nite llan
principlepoop: inuvik, is that eskimo?
Dave & Katie: ok I'm out too, night all until next thyme
||||||||| "12:11 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Dave & Katie, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
principlepoop: essencensalist, is that a word?
principlepoop: night dave
Honey : he has got dematerialization down
Honey : essentialist
principlepoop: yes
cease: by dave
Honey : well gee, by jove... guess i am down for the count myself
Honey : adieu, till next time ya'all
cease: off we fly
||||||||| At 12:13 AM, Honey scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Around 12:13 AM, cease walks off into the sunset...
principlepoop: he could have started a religion, if he had been so inclined, but that was outside the rules of what he espoused...
principlepoop: night all
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| principlepoop - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Partylight enters at 1:51 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Partylight: GOP wins as noted Democrats are crushed attempting to end war in Iraq.
Partylight: SA 2924. An amendment, requiring three fifths approval, intended to be proposed to amendment SA 2011 to the bill H.R. 1585, to authorize appropriations for fiscal year 2008 for military activities of the Department of Defense, for military construction, and for defense activities of the Department of Energy, to prescribe military personnel strengths for such fiscal year, and for other purposes; which was defeated by a vote of 28 for and 70 against on Thursday Septemeber 20, 2007 and read as follows:
Partylight: �� At the end of subtitle C of title XV, add the following: ��SEC. 1535. SAFE REDEPLOYMENT OF UNITED STATES TROOPS FROM IRAQ. �� (a) Transition of Mission.--The President shall promptly transition the mission of the United States Armed Forces in Iraq to the limited and temporary purposes set forth in subsection (d). �� (b) Commencement of Safe, Phased Redeployment From Iraq.--The President shall commence the safe, phased redeployment of members of the United States Armed Forces from Iraq who are not essential to the limited and temporary purposes set forth in subsection (d). Such redeployment shall begin not later than 90 days after the date of the enactment of this Act, and shall be carried out in a manner that protects the safety and security of United States troops. �� (c) Use of Funds.--No funds appropriated or otherwise made available under any provision of law may be obligated or expended to continue the deployment in Iraq of members of the United States Armed Forces after June 30, 2008.
Partylight: �� (d) Exception for Limited and Temporary Purposes.--The prohibition under subsection (c) shall not apply to the obligation or expenditure of funds for the following limited and temporary purposes: �� (1) To conduct targeted operations, limited in duration and scope, against members of al Qaeda and affiliated international terrorist organizations.
Partylight: �� (2) To provide security for United States Government personnel and infrastructure.
Partylight: �� (3) To provide training to members of the Iraqi Security Forces who have not been involved in sectarian violence or in attacks upon the United States Armed Forces, provided that such training does not involve members of the United States Armed Forces taking part in combat operations or being embedded with Iraqi forces. �� (4) To provide training, equipment, or other materiel to members of the United States Armed Forces to ensure, maintain, or improve their safety and security.
Partylight: THE RESULTS OF THE VOTING Grouped By Vote Position: (DOVES)
Partylight: YEAs ---28
Partylight: Akaka (D-HI)
Partylight: Boxer (D-CA)
Partylight: Brown (D-OH)
Partylight: Byrd (D-WV)
Partylight: Cardin (D-MD)
Partylight: Clinton (D-NY)
Partylight: Dodd (D-CT)
Partylight: Durbin (D-IL)
Partylight: Feingold (D-WI)
Partylight: Feinstein (D-CA)
Partylight: Harkin (D-IA)
Partylight: Inouye (D-HI)
Partylight: Kennedy (D-MA)
Partylight: Kerry (D-MA)
Partylight: Klobuchar (D-MN)
Partylight: Kohl (D-WI)
Partylight: Lautenberg (D-NJ)
Partylight: Leahy (D-VT)
Partylight: Menendez (D-NJ)
Partylight: Murray (D-WA)
Partylight: Obama (D-IL)
Partylight: Reid (D-NV)
Partylight: Rockefeller (D-WV)
Partylight: Sanders (I-VT)
Partylight: Schumer (D-NY)
Partylight: Stabenow (D-MI)
Partylight: Whitehouse (D-RI)
Partylight: Wyden (D-OR)
Partylight: (HAWKS)
Partylight: NAYs ---70
Partylight: Alexander (R-TN)
Partylight: Allard (R-CO)
Partylight: Barrasso (R-WY)
Partylight: Baucus (D-MT)
Partylight: Bayh (D-IN)
Partylight: Bennett (R-UT)
Partylight: Bingaman (D-NM)
Partylight: Bond (R-MO)
Partylight: Brownback (R-KS)
Partylight: Bunning (R-KY)
Partylight: Burr (R-NC)
Partylight: Carper (D-DE)
Partylight: Casey (D-PA)
Partylight: Chambliss (R-GA)
Partylight: Coburn (R-OK)
Partylight: Cochran (R-MS)
Partylight: Coleman (R-MN)
Partylight: Collins (R-ME)
Partylight: Conrad (D-ND)
Partylight: Corker (R-TN)
Partylight: Cornyn (R-TX)
Partylight: Craig (R-ID)
Partylight: Crapo (R-ID)
Partylight: DeMint (R-SC)
Partylight: Dole (R-NC)
Partylight: Domenici (R-NM)
Partylight: Dorgan (D-ND)
Partylight: Ensign (R-NV)
Partylight: Enzi (R-WY)
Partylight: Graham (R-SC)
Partylight: Grassley (R-IA)
Partylight: Gregg (R-NH)
Partylight: Hagel (R-NE)
Partylight: Hatch (R-UT)
Partylight: Hutchison (R-TX)
Partylight: Inhofe (R-OK)
Partylight: Isakson (R-GA)
Partylight: Johnson (D-SD)
Partylight: Kyl (R-AZ)
Partylight: Landrieu (D-LA)
Partylight: Levin (D-MI)
Partylight: Lieberman (ID-CT)
Partylight: Lincoln (D-AR)
Partylight: Lott (R-MS)
Partylight: Lugar (R-IN)
Partylight: Martinez (R-FL)
Partylight: McCain (R-AZ)
Partylight: McCaskill (D-MO)
Partylight: McConnell (R-KY)
Partylight: Mikulski (D-MD)
Partylight: Murkowski (R-AK)
Partylight: Nelson (D-FL)
Partylight: Nelson (D-NE)
Partylight: Pryor (D-AR)
Partylight: Reed (D-RI)
Partylight: Roberts (R-KS)
Partylight: Salazar (D-CO)
Partylight: Sessions (R-AL)
Partylight: Shelby (R-AL)
Partylight: Smith (R-OR)
Partylight: Snowe (R-ME)
Partylight: Specter (R-PA)
Partylight: Stevens (R-AK)
Partylight: Sununu (R-NH)
Partylight: Tester (D-MT)
Partylight: Thune (R-SD)
Partylight: Vitter (R-LA)
Partylight: Voinovich (R-OH)
Partylight: Warner (R-VA)
Partylight: Webb (D-VA)
Partylight: Not Voting - 2
Partylight: Biden (D-DE)
Partylight: Cantwell (D-WA)
Partylight: AMERICA LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, BEEF IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER, PORKY.
||||||||| Catherwood says "1:52 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Partylight by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah.clem
Bambi
Bubba's Brain
cease
Dave & Katie
Dexter Fong
Firebroiled
Garçcon Tweeny
Garçon Tweeny
Honey
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Partylight
principlepoop
wake URL References:
http://www.cniradio.com/
http://www.dylanmessaging.com/create
http://www.seemreal.com/cgi-bin/ti/viewer.cgi?slideshow=2002frsw&page=009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0kS6tBBrNQ

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"