Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
08/30/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 30, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 9:26 AM: firebroiled jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
firebroiled: Ha, ha, ho! You bet, Dear Friends, it is going to be all right. It’s going to be all right tonight, here at the Powerhouse Church of the Presumptious Assumption of the Blinding Light.
||||||||| firebroiled rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's firebroiled?! It's 9:26 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood leads Dave & Katie the wonderdog into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 7:24 PM, then departs.
Dave & Katie the wonderdog: well hello all, we are here only for a few seconds, I have started with a new choir and they rehearse on thursdays, but I have transferred to a new school and really like it better than the last one, a lot more openness, anyway, I just thought I would say hi and Ken has my number should you want to talk to me on the phone, I have no problem with that so long as you don't stalk meeeeee! eeeeeek! but your best bet is to shoot me an email should you wish to keep in touch, things are busy here, katie says hi and waggs and doggy kisses for all
Dave & Katie the wonderdog: later all, have a good chat, I'll be thinkin' of ya and will try to pop in when I can, but email me if ya want
||||||||| It's 7:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave & Katie the wonderdog - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Merlyn waltzes in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 30, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ah,clem in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
ah,clem: hi Merl
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'cease', just granted probation at 9:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
ah,clem: not going live tonight but just wanted to say "Hi"
ah,clem: hi Cat
cease: hi clem. how are you this eve?
ah,clem: not bad, but tired
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:05 PM and late as usual, it's Johnny Piano, just back from Illinois."
ah,clem: hi JP
cease: slowly filtering in
ah,clem: yup
Johnny Piano: Hey all...just contemplating the announcement from his elderlyness
ah,clem: Bambi on her way home, will be here in a bit
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:06 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
cease: you mean ossman?
Johnny Piano: "Just back from Illinois..." What the hell, I'm still in Illinois!
cease: and speaking of the elderly....
Johnny Piano: Oh, no - did David have some announcement that I'm unaware of?
||||||||| Dr. Headphones tiptoes in around 9:07 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Howdy Kids
Merlyn: I'm filtering
Johnny Piano: Yo Fong
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
cease: hi kend.
ah,clem: hi Ked
Dexter Fong: Hey Kend^
Johnny Piano: Hey Ken - how are those CDs?
cease: making one of your brief visits?
cease: you missed dave
cease: so did we all
Dr. Headphones: as for last week's unpleasant incident, i am truly repentant and will never visit the airport restroom in minneapolist again :)
Dr. Headphones: jp: wonderful! the last was, of course, the best. more mature both in ability of writing and playing for all
Johnny Piano: Ken, quit stalling
Dr. Headphones: yes, this will be a brief visit. my briefs are hanes, FYI
Dr. Headphones: there *WILL* be a test later
Johnny Piano: Yeah, it's pretty obvious how the band develops in the chronological sense
ah,clem: my doc, his pants have dissapeared, kid, everybody's watching
Johnny Piano: Ken, please do not make it a Taste Test.
Dr. Headphones: one of the surprises was the "interplanetary" song on the "oddities and outtakes" cd
Johnny Piano: Oh, the Klaatu cover!
Dr. Headphones: i had never heard that before except for once by (gasp) the carpenters!
Merlyn: I hope all of you have wide stances
Johnny Piano: I have an autographed album cover because of us doing "Calling Occupants."
cease: minneapolis sounds like a fun place, merl
Dr. Headphones: autographed by klaatu? :)
Merlyn: lotsa bathroom humor, you betcha
Dexter Fong: Nicto Corectheit
Johnny Piano: Yes, autographed by the members of Klaatu (not Michael Rennie).
Merlyn: the republican national convention is here this time
Dr. Headphones: if you have an ipod, do NOT tap your foot while crapping!
Johnny Piano: Also do not crap your foot while tapping
Merlyn: I should take a boombox and dance to "It's Raining Men" in front of the convention center
Dr. Headphones: lol, jp!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies llanwydd into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:12 PM, then departs.
cease: does minneapolis have enough gay hookers to accomodate them all?
Johnny Piano: LOL, Merlyn!
llanwydd: how's everybody?
cease: llan
Merlyn: they can contract out for gay hookers from Talon News
Dr. Headphones: llan: i'm fine, won't speak for the rest of the gang
Johnny Piano: I'm sure the Republicans can import enough gay hookers for all
ah,clem: hi LL
llanwydd: anybody want coffee?
Johnny Piano: AOK, llan
Dr. Headphones: let me correct a common misconception: there are NO gay republicans!
Johnny Piano: No coffee unless it's Nose Bros
Dr. Headphones: they are all degenerate (degeneris?) democrats
Johnny Piano: Right, Ken - just Republican men that have sex with other men
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
Dr. Headphones: to quote the immortal guy from l.a.: "why can't we all just get along?"
Merlyn: but there are gay men who are closet republicans
Johnny Piano: And vice versa, Merl
Dr. Headphones: that's why i don't use my closet any more. i just pile the clothes on the couch....
Johnny Piano: That door don't open no more
cease: its getting scarier to open one's closet. there might be a republican inside
Merlyn: too many gay republicans in your closet, 'phones?
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, pour us all a tanqueray gin and lemon juice
||||||||| Catherwood gives us all a tanqueray gin and lemon juice.
Dr. Headphones: there is no one in the closet here ;)
Johnny Piano: Damn, that's a mighty big glass
Merlyn: it's like Fibber McGee's closet, all the gay republicans come falling out
cease: i had a great cocktail last night. some orange thing
Johnny Piano: "...so I pulled out my gun..."
cease: ideed, merl. but you'd have to be old enough to be a republican to get that ref
Dr. Headphones: can you imagine someone giving a speech much like sen. craig did only saying; "i am not straight. i have never been straight."
cease: dan savage?
Johnny Piano: Most politicians are crooked, and quite a few are bent as well
Merlyn: I'll have to figure out how to make that a TN news item, cat
Dexter Fong: All bent over in the drawers
Dr. Headphones: and of course, clinton was accused of having peyronnie's disease, and having a bent d*ck
Johnny Piano: Senator Ben Dover
Dr. Headphones: and rep. i. p. freely?
Dexter Fong: is now Ben Gay
Johnny Piano: He's super...thanks for asking!
Dr. Headphones: jp: i like the end of our days best of all, i believe. both versions great
Johnny Piano: Just different mixes of the same performance, Ken. The alternate one has elements removed to emphasize the "acoustic" factor.
cease: his cheney was bent?
llanwydd: what is "end of our days"?
Johnny Piano: Brian will appreciate that you dig that song
cease: the last soap opera?
Dr. Headphones: llan: song on llama lamp by "the oohs"
Dr. Headphones: of which johnny piano is (guess this one before i finish it) the keyboard member
Johnny Piano: LOL, Cat!
llanwydd: aha
Johnny Piano: Don't be talking about members around these Republicans
cease: the intoxicants just kicked in
Dr. Headphones: welll, i could have said you play with your organ ;)
Johnny Piano: Amongst other things...
cease: good thing you play the piano, johnny. if you took up the tuba, it would confusing
ah,clem: don't bogart that intoxicant, pass it over this way
Dr. Headphones: i have played tuba before, but much better on the trombone
Johnny Piano: I actually did use some tuba on Llamalamp
Johnny Piano: And trombone...
cease: johnny trombone. that owuld work
ah,clem: real or synthetic?
Dexter Fong: How about Basset Horn
Johnny Piano: Any brass parts you hear on that album are me
Dr. Headphones: did you know that trombone in french is paper clip in english?
ah,clem: lol Dex
Dr. Headphones: basset hound
||||||||| Outside, the 9:23 PM crosstown bus from Austin pulls away, leaving SgtTweenshaw coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: everything you know is wrong, kend
Dexter Fong: That too
Johnny Piano: A mix, Clem - samples modified by synthesis
cease: tween.
Dr. Headphones: of course, cat, that's why i don't know anything
Dr. Headphones: tween: good to see ya
Dexter Fong: Hey Lt. Yweenshaw
Johnny Piano: Get 'em 'Tween-the-sheets!
ah,clem: rok, JP
Dr. Headphones: clem: talked to dave the other day, told him you said "hi" and he said "hi" right back atcha
cease: i wander what happened to yamamoto.
SgtTweenshaw: Lo dere DrH, everyone...
ah,clem: good album at any rate, very well done
SgtTweenshaw: lol JP
Dr. Headphones: cat: i think i have an email address for him, you want it?
cease: week after week i have to be the only pretend japanese person here
Johnny Piano: Thank you, Mr. Ahclem!
llanwydd: hey tween!
Dexter Fong: And what about Rotonoto?
cease: i probably have it too, kend
Johnny Piano: 'Tween-the-knees
cease: yes he hasnt been here in a long time, dex
Dr. Headphones: roto lives. he's just busy as hell these days between working and his girlfriend
ah,clem: ok Ken, Dave was here right before I, guess Merl got to chat with him
Johnny Piano: And working his girlfriend
SgtTweenshaw: Hi LL :-)
Dr. Headphones: and then, there's working his girlfriend
SgtTweenshaw: Working on his girlfriend?
cease: i got all that busyness out of my system in steaming japan. now back to a hard life of enforced indolence
SgtTweenshaw: Once again, JP beats me to it...
cease: he'll go into her later
Johnny Piano: Did we mention WORKING HIS GIRLFRIEND?
cease: speaking of japan, i finally finished my blog posts from the trip.
Merlyn: No, I missed dave & katie, clem. He was on later
cease: lots of good pix of food, if you're into things like that
Merlyn: I mean I was on later
ah,clem: ok, I will be afk for a bit, but will read the cheese log later
cease: the edo tokyo museum is a fine museum.
Dexter Fong: Later Clem
Dr. Headphones: clem: it's brie this week. mmmmm, good stuff
ah,clem: be well all, may be back in a bit
cease: by blem
Johnny Piano: Edo, you're a fine whirl
||||||||| 9:28 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dr. Headphones: and sadly, i too must depart. 5am is too stinkin' early, but i can't figure out how to make it later
Johnny Piano: Get up earlier, Ken
cease: edo was tokyo's name before it became tokyo
Dr. Headphones: hello to those who aren't here and goodbye to those who are. TTFN
SgtTweenshaw: Bye DrH...
Dexter Fong: Night Ken
Johnny Piano: Sleep well, Dr. Phones
||||||||| Dr. Headphones says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Dr. Headphones exits at 9:29 PM.
cease: sleep well, kend
Johnny Piano: Black owl, be a nice kind fowl
Dexter Fong: That's frent
cease: sleep, sleep, sleep
SgtTweenshaw: lol JP
SgtTweenshaw: And sleep well they did ;-)
Dexter Fong: after drinking from the blig black blowl
cease: i should put on dear freinds
llanwydd: be back in a few minutes
cease: that compilation that doctec made
Johnny Piano: Doctor...Uh....?
SgtTweenshaw: New Orleans, Dex?
Dexter Fong: Tec
cease: df 2
Dexter Fong: SAhort for technology
SgtTweenshaw: I'm listening to Next World
Johnny Piano: Memory!!
cease: yuore on your own, tween
Dexter Fong: I'm watching "End of our Days"
Dexter Fong: It's the last episode
||||||||| 9:33 PM: Hemlock Stones jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Johnny Piano: With Candy Barr?
SgtTweenshaw: And it's _dark_ in here, cease...
Dexter Fong: Evening Hem
Hemlock Stones: Greetings
Johnny Piano: Stones, you had completely bamboozled!
SgtTweenshaw: Hey Stones...
Dexter Fong: JP: and Oh Henry!!
Johnny Piano: Tweeny, get out of that bowl!
SgtTweenshaw: (glug, glug)
cease: stones
Hemlock Stones: hi gang
Johnny Piano: I think I left out a "me" an entry or two ago...
SgtTweenshaw: The High Gang. Notorious outlaws of the Free Mexican Airforce
Merlyn: Just found out Fibber McGee's first name was Quentin
Dexter Fong: There's no eye in team or me
SgtTweenshaw: And Molly's was Tarrentino?
Johnny Piano: Members of the OK Chorale
SgtTweenshaw: LOL Dex
Merlyn: or maybe he was lying
Merlyn: it's in a FM&M script
Dexter Fong: Under the Direction of Ike Clanton
Merlyn: Still, it's a good lie
SgtTweenshaw: Par3 easy from here, Merlyn
Merlyn: righto tween
Dexter Fong: Tween: Use your stinger
SgtTweenshaw: My sidewinders are better for the purpose
Merlyn: 630 news stories on gay republican senators
Merlyn: and there's only 100 senators
Johnny Piano: Tween is really the Green Hornet?
Merlyn: so some of them are overworked
SgtTweenshaw: Na, just Kato
Johnny Piano: Far too much puffery in the Senate
SgtTweenshaw: The pages are a bit more overworked ;-)
Dexter Fong: Merl: But they group and regroup, caucussing they call it
Johnny Piano: Kato, now is not the time!
Merlyn: in the caucus mountains
Dexter Fong: JP: His liscence say he's Britt Reid
SgtTweenshaw: The Pink Panther movies are great
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johnny Piano: Oh, that millionaire playboy and newspaper publisher?
SgtTweenshaw: Oh no, we lost LL...
Dexter Fong: I just saw Stardust...very funny movie and DeNiro is great
Dexter Fong: JP: And young fashionable man aout town
SgtTweenshaw: Thought that was Moussolini, Dex
Johnny Piano: This season, the meathook is back in fashion!
cease: did mussolini like mussaka?
Dexter Fong: Great for grilling
SgtTweenshaw: Or fascists, at least
Dexter Fong: and young fascist mann about town, the brother from another Daily Planet
Johnny Piano: Fascist Fashions
cease: one of my fave flicks, dex
Dexter Fong: Yes borthers, brown is back in
Johnny Piano: And as usual, those Bob Mackie gowns are FAB-U-LOUS!
SgtTweenshaw: I'll have the sake salmon moose, waiter
cease: Phil's Funny Feces, the news for chimpanzees
Dexter Fong: and mackie Messer is back in town
cease: the word "sake" means "salmon" in japanese
SgtTweenshaw: Brother from Another Planet? Yeah, pretty great for a low budge movie
Johnny Piano: Just fling 'em, Cat
Dexter Fong: Wait till they get closer though
Johnny Piano: Watch for the whites of their eyes
SgtTweenshaw: And if you order rice wine, you get fish?
Dexter Fong: aim for their cameras
cease: thats one flick you couldnt turn into a radio play
SgtTweenshaw: No doubt, Cat
Merlyn: Yeah, haven't seen Brother from Another Planet for a long time, but I remember it as a good film
Johnny Piano: Wasn't Joe Morton in that?
cease: it was my fave flick until i saw southpark, and more recently millennium actress
Dexter Fong: afkfr
cease: he certainly was, jp
SgtTweenshaw: Maybe they call it sake because if you drink enough you're living in a liquid medium
cease: sayles is great as director and actor in it
cease: it was hard to get hot sake in japan at least in the summer
SgtTweenshaw: And alien electronic game repair man...
SgtTweenshaw: Hot sake's great in the winter. Used to drink it in Indiana
cease: it is inded, tween. and not surprisingly, japan has a lot of great sake
Johnny Piano: Indiana...hot bed of Japanese immigrants
SgtTweenshaw: One would think
SgtTweenshaw: lol, yeah JP
Dexter Fong: I think the wild sake is preferable to the farmed variety
SgtTweenshaw: Next only to Vancouver
cease: right again, dex
SgtTweenshaw: Yeah, hunting the farm-bred ones is no fun
Johnny Piano: I want to riv in Indianaporis!
Dexter Fong: Sock (or is it sake) eye sake is great if you artic char it
cease: all i know about indiana i know from reading vonnegut
SgtTweenshaw: Freezer burned?
Dexter Fong: or you can just ssinge it their tales get real stiff
cease: proc always speaks well of it, but he certainly doesnt choose to live there
SgtTweenshaw: It has it's good and bad points, like very state.
SgtTweenshaw: every
SgtTweenshaw: Bloomington's got a music school on par with Juliard
Johnny Piano: You vonnegut that salmon, please?
Dexter Fong: JP =)))
SgtTweenshaw: With Ice 9?
Johnny Piano: NIce, nice, very nice
Dexter Fong rummages hurredly through his vonnegut file and has nothing
cease: number 9, number 9
SgtTweenshaw: Welcome To The Monkey House is a great collection
Dexter Fong: that's my floor
Johnny Piano feels bad for Fong and his empty file
SgtTweenshaw: Here, take this file on the mating habits of Republican Congressmen...
Johnny Piano: Fong's Files - a trip inside the Rol-O-Dex!
Dexter Fong dons his asbestos work gloves and crumples file
SgtTweenshaw: Should fill a drawer or two ;-)
cease: sen craig, there's a mr. gannon for you
Dexter Fong: Whew, JP is fast tonight
Johnny Piano: Don't breathe while you wear those gloves
Dexter Fong: Cat: You know the movie Stardust is a Neil Gaiman story?
SgtTweenshaw: Quick Draw Johnny, they call 'im...
cease: i have herd that. i'm a gaiman fan
Johnny Piano: Gaiman...he's not Republican by chance!
cease: far from it.
Dexter Fong: I pronounce it as "GUYman"
cease: lol
Johnny Piano: Just a bad play on words...
SgtTweenshaw: A Surrealist, no doubt
Dexter Fong: as oppsed to GIRLIEman
Johnny Piano: Dada
Dexter Fong: The oroginal spelling
cease: randi rhodes and rachel maddow couldnt stop with the double entendres
Dexter Fong: Went right to the triples eh?
SgtTweenshaw: Yeah, and Demi is pronounced dee-mee.
Johnny Piano: Duh-MEE
cease: a deemee glace?
cease: Doh
SgtTweenshaw: As George Costanza points out, "Have you every hard of a se-mee tractor-trailor?"
SgtTweenshaw: Rhodes is great
Dexter Fong: so is sidewlaks
cease: i like rachel better, primarily cuz its not a call in show
cease: but randi is endlessly entertaining. its just her "guest" arent
SgtTweenshaw: Yuk, this sidewalk is really randy
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
SgtTweenshaw: Don't think I've heard her cease. AirAm?
cease: yes, from 3-5 pacific time. i always listen
cease: shes been described as amy goodman with animal noises
Johnny Piano: Radio
SgtTweenshaw: Haven't listened to AirAm in a while. Will have to see wat they're up to these days.
Johnny Piano: AHEM! Radio's a heartbreak
cease: her token male sidekick kent jones is good too
SgtTweenshaw: Now's _that's_ a combination (Tweeny pictures Amy grunting lol)
SgtTweenshaw: So, you have an intense dislike for our country, except for Air America?
||||||||| Outside, the 10:04 PM bus from Michigan pulls away, leaving donk coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
SgtTweenshaw: Hey Don
Johnny Piano: Fresh blood!
Dexter Fong: Hi don K
donk: hey Sgt, hey dex, and all
SgtTweenshaw: (JP flashes his fangs)
Johnny Piano: And all the little Ho-Ts
Dexter Fong: Glad its only fangs this time
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, seat our guest!
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Johnny Piano and queries "Someone mention my name?"
cease: new character enter
Merlyn: hey donk
cease: is this your key?
donk: hey merlyn
Johnny Piano: What key is it?
Dexter Fong: Its key haul time
Johnny Piano: That's what I do most of the time, Dex...haul keys
cease: you have to split it with the sound effects man
Dexter Fong: For the Free Mexican Airforce?
SgtTweenshaw: Is it multi-timbral?
cease: much better keys in bc than mexico,
Dexter Fong: I c
Johnny Piano: But of course, Tweeny
Johnny Piano: No more free Mexicans - they're expensive
cease: although my piano teacher told me "jojo left his home in tucson arizona, bought some califorina grass" was bullshit cuz tucson has much better grass
Johnny Piano: Enlightened piano teacher
cease: that he was
Dexter Fong: and her students too or his
SgtTweenshaw: indeed
cease: really interesting guy, named bob williams. only the name was straight
cease: used to play with les browns band, backing up bob hope on his uso tours
Johnny Piano: No relatives named Neil
SgtTweenshaw: A square little fellow?
Dexter Fong: So you got high, time expanded and you could finish your piano practice in 2 minutes?
cease: i wonder what happened to him
SgtTweenshaw: Good creds, cease
cease: in those days i was not a participant in the drug culture, alas
Johnny Piano: floating on a cloud of amber somewhere
Dexter Fong: probably playing somewhere for scale
cease: anna one anna two
Johnny Piano: Time made you ferment
Dexter Fong: and fervent
cease: what about g7?
Johnny Piano: And foment
SgtTweenshaw: But you were participating in a lass?
Johnny Piano: Hit it, Jimmy!
cease: i can tell by the pie on your thai
Johnny Piano: In Annapolis, apparently
Dexter Fong: Tween: Huh?
Merlyn: that you're an albanian - well, so am I!
SgtTweenshaw: (see cease's prev post, alas...)
Dexter Fong: Participating in a lass is like working your girlfriend? Tween?
Johnny Piano: Has anyone noticed that Stones appears to be lost in a thick London fog?
SgtTweenshaw: Could be, could be.... all I know is....
Merlyn: he's fogging out
Dexter Fong: I say, an enormous low down Frog!!
cease: maybe he has industrial disease
Johnny Piano: Lemme see, have I got a Fog horn?...
Dexter Fong: or maybe he's on a virtual walk with Honey
SgtTweenshaw: Then he'd really be in dire straits!
Johnny Piano: Beeeeeeeeeeee......Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dexter Fong: JP: They're called French Horns, disimilar to a Basset Hound
Johnny Piano plays a rimshot for Tween
Johnny Piano: Dex, French horns are so snotty!
cease: sacre blown
SgtTweenshaw: And they don't shave their underarms
Johnny Piano: LOL, Cat/
Johnny Piano is laughing so hard he hits wrong keys32411516 86#%^!
Johnny Piano: And they pee in the street
Merlyn: sacre illiac
Dexter Fong: Well I've seen them open the spit valve but never pee in the street
Merlyn: a french computer
cease: more beautiful women per square killometer than any city i've seen
cease: including tokyo
Johnny Piano: That's a different valve
Dexter Fong: What if the Tubes had called themselves the Valves?
Merlyn: wow, how many square kilometers do they take up?
Johnny Piano: They'd still be White Punks On Dope
cease: have some su su sushi
Dexter Fong: But would they get on the Fishin' Musician Show?
SgtTweenshaw: Phril Corrins?
Johnny Piano: What do you want from life?
Dexter Fong: More
Dexter Fong: of everything
cease: too bad the people in sctv did their best work in that show, that was almost 30 years ago
SgtTweenshaw: And now, for the serious part of our discussion
Johnny Piano: "...a Winnebago - hell, a herd of Winnebagos, we're givin' 'em away!"
SgtTweenshaw: Love old SCTV reruns
cease: yes its still great, tween. but nothing any of them did since is of that quality
||||||||| Catherwood escorts principlepoop in through the front door at 10:21 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Johnny Piano: "...and how about a McCullough chain saw?"
cease: yet theyre all funny, and productive
SgtTweenshaw: Hey Poop
Dexter Fong: Hey poop
Johnny Piano: Except Candy
principlepoop: what do I want from life? just the cereal, nothing fancy
SgtTweenshaw: The sum of the parts, cease
cease: was that you i saw in that minneapolis airport?
principlepoop: hi all
Johnny Piano: Mikey Poop
Johnny Piano: PrincipallyPoop
Merlyn: that was no lady, that was my state senator
SgtTweenshaw: Candy's recent work is his best
cease: leg of the crow restroom
principlepoop tapping foot to the tune of somewhere over the rainbow
Johnny Piano: He sent out all the right signals!
donk: recent?
cease: i think cany had the right idea. die young
cease: but he made tons of flicks
SgtTweenshaw: Don caught it
Dexter Fong: no release it
Johnny Piano: Tween is into decomposition
Dexter Fong: now
cease: i saw a couple of them in mighty wind recently. they were good, it was a good flick, but it wasnt sctv
SgtTweenshaw: Actually he was really good with Martin in "Trains Planes and Automobiles"
principlepoop: throw it over here donk
cease: didnt see that
cease: i thought he was poorly used in michael moore's only fiction flick
Hemlock Stones: ;
cease: candy and moore doing sumo might have been funny though
Johnny Piano: Stones Lives!
Dexter Fong: 'allo Stones, returned from you wlak I see
principlepoop: don't wink at me holmes, it will get you nowhere, tap your foot
Dexter Fong: walk
cease: your back, tones?
Johnny Piano: Then run your fingers until the edge of the stall
Merlyn: Fred Thompson has announced that he will announce he is running, but not yet.
Merlyn: Thompson was in the film "Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World"
principlepoop: jackie gleason was not a skinny guy
SgtTweenshaw: I can tell by the taps on his shoes, footman...
principlepoop: he is old, wait until the closeups of him..
Johnny Piano: Thompson is waiting for the new TV season so NBC won't have to give "equal time" due to Law & Order
Dexter Fong: but for a not skinny guy he was surprisingly agile
SgtTweenshaw: Thompson is milking it for all it's worth
donk: i think what america needs is another actor as president
cease: was he born fat, poop? that must have pained his mom
cease: thats what ty cobb said of babe ruth, dex
SgtTweenshaw: Ditto Don lol
Johnny Piano: There's a coincidence - just got a new Planet Proctor in my email
principlepoop: he was, but his mom was, ahh never mind
Merlyn: "Ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille"
cease: i think tim robbins would make a fine president.
donk: thompson doesn't want to appear in the next republican debate, so he's gonna announce on sept 6 i think , the day after the debate
SgtTweenshaw: Proctor's newsletters always brighten my day
cease: althouh more writer than actor, he has appeared in numerous flicks so i nominiate gore vidal for pres.
SgtTweenshaw: He has some good attitudes, cease
principlepoop: its demille, its demarvelous
Merlyn: gore vidal & al gore
Johnny Piano: Hmmm, Gore...new blood in the White House!
SgtTweenshaw: Secretary of Sarchasm Gore Vidal
Merlyn: a gorey pair, get edmund gorey to do their campaign posters
Johnny Piano: Sounds vast, Tween
SgtTweenshaw: Kurzweil?
principlepoop: it is not up to us, wait and see who the media annoints, a puff of white smoke will come out the back of your plasma tv
Johnny Piano: On the Campaign Trail with Gore!
SgtTweenshaw: Wouldn't mind having one
donk: i wasn't crazy about al gore, but pretty sure we wouldn't have 3500 dead american kids, if he had been president
Johnny Piano: LOL, clever, Tween
Johnny Piano: Wait for the PC3 early next year
Dexter Fong: JP I thought on the campaign trail was by Ferde Grofe
SgtTweenshaw: You bet Don - not to mention 3/4 mil Iraqis and many many more enemies
Johnny Piano: Sacre Ferde!
SgtTweenshaw: I've seen it advertized
donk: yeah , for sure tween
Johnny Piano: Tween, I've "talked" with the main design guy about it. Very promising toy!
SgtTweenshaw: I can only imagine. They have great technology.
principlepoop: i am still trying to figure out ferde grofe
Johnny Piano: So is Mrs. Grofe
SgtTweenshaw: Grand Canyon Suite, P
principlepoop: ferde is a mans name, oops
Dexter Fong: Fern Grofe
cease: austin has that line about confusing him with elmer fudd. or no thats bergman
cease: is that on fools in space?
Dexter Fong: Curious, Elmer cound't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow
principlepoop: i thought grope fit in there somewhere, i was groping
SgtTweenshaw: Couldn't tell ya, cease
cease: im oistening to df too and its indistinguishable from their latest work
cease: merl would know
SgtTweenshaw: My middle name is Ferdinand. Grandfather was called Ferd
Johnny Piano: The Fudd line is in a Dear Friends episode.
cease: anyway my point about sctv was that firesign were doing stuff 40 years ago and could do eqaully funny stuff now
cease: theres no arc. they started out at the top and live there.
cease: sctv comedy fell off a cliff when the show ended
Dexter Fong: nowhere to go but sideways
SgtTweenshaw: And if they're listening, "WE WANT A NEW ALBUM!!" pleeeeeease
principlepoop: funny is as funny does
principlepoop: you have to walk the walk if you talk the talk, rimshot
cease: someone would have to offer them MONEY and distribution tween
Johnny Piano: Sad to say, these ain't the days for selling records no more - especially comedy
cease: i think they reached their largest audiences recently, on both npr and pbs
SgtTweenshaw: Wish there was a way we could make and effort to help them find a record company or backers or whatever...
cease: you would think somone would pick them up but it hasnt happened
Dexter Fong: Nobody but small independents would do it and they don't have money
cease: the only way to monetize their comedy would be to find a sponsor, like jack poet
principlepoop: i can't name another comedy troupe, sctv i guess, snl, sort off
SgtTweenshaw: How about a petition to get them back on NPR?
Dexter Fong: Python
principlepoop: are they active?
Dexter Fong: 12 Angry letters
cease: the crediblity gap all went on to even better thnings. and shearer has turned out a radio show a week for more than 20 yearsd and hes as funny now as in the 60s
SgtTweenshaw: But then I asked that about XM Radio
||||||||| Bubba's Brain sneaks in around 10:39 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| donk - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johnny Piano: They who, poop?
principlepoop: hi BB
Johnny Piano: Yo, Bub!
Dexter Fong: Hubba Hubba Bubba
Merlyn: Hey BB
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
principlepoop: them, name 3
cease: i thikn python was the most successful comedy group in recent history
cease: hji bub
principlepoop: snl and sctv created many
Bubba's Brain: what's new in the world?
SgtTweenshaw: Having a TV show didn't hurt Python, which led to their movie career
principlepoop: hot and swamp humid tonight, strange weather
Dexter Fong: i got a new skin cell today
SgtTweenshaw: Evenin' Bubba
cease: i hear firesign are reuniting to do a new album for lodestone, bub
Bubba's Brain: does it have itw own phone, dex?
Johnny Piano: Python was formed for TV, everything else came because of it
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
principlepoop: ok fong
cease: tv tends to have lareger audience than radio
Bubba's Brain: what, cat?
cease: well you wanted news, bub
principlepoop: they were given freedom
Bubba's Brain: oh....
SgtTweenshaw: Ours was a TV generation. Radio theatre died out pretty quickly
cease: might as well make some up. we were just talking about new firesign album
cease: if there efver is such a thing.
cease: i think they're trying to capitalize on their old stuff. i fear there wont be much money in it. i hpoe im wrong
principlepoop: grateful dead started doing songs about turning grey, firesign could write about what they know, all the seniors are ahh seniors soon
cease: we grew up listeing to the radio too, tween. music
cease: there was great comedy on la radio when the firesign started, plus there was vin scully
SgtTweenshaw: Yeah, but not radio theater, cease
cease: radio comedy theatre. the credibility gap was doing fully foleyd scripts that were as funny as anything the firesign did
Dexter Fong: blig black
principlepoop: they are competing with rightwing talk radio now, the listeners will just get confused...
cease: on a calibre of what harry shearer continues to do weekly
Johnny Piano: Boyle M. Owl
SgtTweenshaw: I guess I just wasn't into it back then.
SgtTweenshaw: LOL P - how true
cease: of course, living in la had its advantages
cease: poop, thats what bergman set out to do with his first show
SgtTweenshaw: That too, cease
cease: the first firesign appearance was as a film festival. on the radio
principlepoop: some folks like to be confused
Dexter Fong: huh?
Dexter Fong: ahhhh
cease: that's why teaching is poorly paid and advertising is well paid, poop
principlepoop: huh? what was I talking about?
Johnny Piano: Pardon me, Poop - I'm not sure I follow.
principlepoop: exactly
Dexter Fong: Confusion energy
cease: the stupider people get, the easier it is to confuse them
principlepoop: but then you move and talk about cheese logs quickly or something
Hemlock Stones: Hello I'm back and wishing i had a drink, wheres my butler Rotonoto ?
principlepoop: sublime all
Dexter Fong: Ah STONES< BRILLIANT DISGUISE
Johnny Piano: Throwing cheese logs again, eh?
Dexter Fong: makes me wanna shout
principlepoop: wb stones, and why it you be drinking laddie?
Hemlock Stones: i thought i was too late for the cheese log throw Johnny
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:50 PM, dragging Honey by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
principlepoop: hola honey
SgtTweenshaw: Ms. Sanchezzzzzz
Dexter Fong: Good Olaf Honey
Hemlock Stones: i like to have my halibalutions in real black and white for a change
Honey: Hey hey don't touch the moichendize!!
Honey: hola ya'all
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
Johnny Piano: Stand up, boys. Even YOU, Senator
principlepoop: my hand was there foirst
Johnny Piano: There's a lady in da room!
Dexter Fong: I prefer stand up boys...ones he wont rat me out
cease: hi honey
cease: as opposed to bend over boys?
Hemlock Stones: i can see your a man of taste and discrimination Poop
Honey gives the butler a sound slapping!
principlepoop: rat me out? is that like felching?
Hemlock Stones: i can see you have been to the darker corners of the Net Poop
Dexter Fong: Britt Reid one of Ben Dover's prized students
cease: from frankly all the way to sumatra
principlepoop: hehe
Dexter Fong: SOME WHERE OFF THE COAST OF Ringa-Ding
Johnny Piano: Benjamin Dover, instructor in advanced buggery
principlepoop: we were just talking about confusion and cheese logs
Honey: bring me a cool refreshing beverage, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey a cool refreshing beverage.
Hemlock Stones: i havent confused a cheese log with anything else for some time, since i repaird my spectacles in fact
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, remove the fly from Honey's refreshing beverage
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Fong and asks "Would you like something?"
cease: did someone say refreshing beverage?
Dexter Fong: Yes, Catherwood, the fly
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Fong and says "Someone mention my name?"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, you are the fly?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and says "My ears are burning..."
principlepoop: i think the FS should host a new version of name that tune, but using lyrics instead of notes....
Dexter Fong: Stay away from the candles, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, zip up your fly!
||||||||| Catherwood zips up your fly.
Honey fishes out the spanish fly from her drink
Johnny Piano: Not MY fly!
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, are you in the senate?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Fong and asks "Did you want something?"
cease: pcotor is talking aobut hhis childhood in elkhorn indiana.
Johnny Piano: How could you tell it was Spanish, Honey?
principlepoop: where is elkhorn?
Hemlock Stones: how could you have a childhood in Elkhorn Indiana, its against nature
Honey: it was buzzing ayuda me!!
Dexter Fong: I could talk about my shildhood in Basset Horn
Johnny Piano: Thought maybe he was driving a low rider
SgtTweenshaw: Next to moosecall, in
Hemlock Stones: i see you missed remedial writing courses Fong
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, bring me a Basset Ale
||||||||| Catherwood gives Johnny Piano a basset ale.
principlepoop: we had a basset hound in my childhood, does that count?
Dexter Fong: He's wearing low riders, showing his hanes
Hemlock Stones: you can be imprisoned for putting on the dog Poop
Johnny Piano: Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
principlepoop: ahh the country fairs, miles of corn or something growing
Hemlock Stones: Low Riders of the Purple Sage eh
Dexter Fong: Here poop, put on this Riz
Dexter Fong: Ritz
Johnny Piano: Fong, do you need mo' T?
Hemlock Stones: surely Wrist Fong ?
cease: some forms of sage are indeed psychedelic
principlepoop: saltines are not as strong as they used to be, who do I write about that?
Dexter Fong: Stones, don't call me Shirley Wrist, I'm Mrs. Forearm, now
Honey: not AOL i can tell you that much, princpoop
Hemlock Stones: sorry Fong, the beard fooled me,
principlepoop: ohhh
Dexter Fong: Fooled me too, Stones
Johnny Piano: Hmmm, wonder who Craig's beard is?
Dexter Fong: Could have sworn he was straight
Hemlock Stones: who does this craig think he is anyway and whats with the beard Johnny ??
Johnny Piano: Oh, did I say that out loud?
principlepoop: noo, look at his foot tapping
Dexter Fong: and not Straight outta Compton
cease: "fuck straight people", his re-election slogan
Hemlock Stones: Its St Vitas Poop Dance
Johnny Piano: Break out the Fubu and Rocawear
Dexter Fong: "if you can't find a gay person"
SgtTweenshaw: Well folks, that's it for me. Everybody have a great week, and do think about stopping in at the Jim & Bambi show on CNI Radio Saturday...
cease: will try to remember to do, tween
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
principlepoop: looking for love in all the wrong places
Johnny Piano: Nite, Tween!
Hemlock Stones: quick cover the door somebody, tweens making a bredak for it
Dexter Fong: Night Captain Tweenshaw
principlepoop: night tween thanks again
Hemlock Stones: break
Honey: nite tweenshaw have a good week my friend
Johnny Piano: Looking for love by sitting on faces
Hemlock Stones: i see you know him well Johnny
Dexter Fong: How can you say that with a straight face
Honey laughs
principlepoop: my left my heart, in an airport stall
Hemlock Stones: easy, Fong, no one can see his face
Johnny Piano: I'm laughing even as I type
||||||||| At 11:02 PM, SgtTweenshaw vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Hemlock Stones: i am typing even as i laugh
Dexter Fong: It's that damn beard
cease: and your kidneys at the bar
Johnny Piano: I left my pants in Minnesota...
Hemlock Stones: i dont know that one Johnny can you whistle the first verse please
principlepoop: does anybody here have a wide stance too?
Hemlock Stones: Poop can join in on Kazoo
Johnny Piano: Ask Tony Bennett
Dexter Fong: wanna slow dance Toney?
Hemlock Stones: i left my hat in Sam Planks Disco
principlepoop: kazoo? the little martian from flintstones?
Johnny Piano: Gazoo!
Hemlock Stones: oh you know him ?
Dexter Fong: Bless you
principlepoop: geshundheit
Johnny Piano: Yes, dum-dums!
Merlyn: well, see you next week folks, I'm probably the guy tap-dancing in the stall next to yours...
principlepoop: LOL
Hemlock Stones: Wazzoo, oops sorry, must be the pollen
principlepoop: night M
Dexter Fong: Well! No need to insult poop
cease: off you tap, merl
Honey: nite merlyn have a good week
Hemlock Stones: not so fast Merlyn
Johnny Piano: Harvey Korman - the voice of The Great Gazoo!
Hemlock Stones: we know where you live
Merlyn: eh?
Dexter Fong: Shuffle off Merlyn
Honey: uh oh
Merlyn: I tapdance too fast?
Johnny Piano: Always a need to insult poop
principlepoop: ahhh it was his voice... I remember
Hemlock Stones: a lap top dancer eh ?
Johnny Piano: Merl in Buffalo airport stall controversy
principlepoop: work on your stance M, see if that helps
Dexter Fong: ON lap dancer, off lap dancer, on lap dancer, off ;ap dancer
Hemlock Stones: ;egs alkimbo
Merlyn: I'm going to Stall 'n' Grad
Dexter Fong: what? Donner and blitzen never get a chance
||||||||| Around 11:06 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
Johnny Piano: Sounds like college to me, Merl
Hemlock Stones: hey come back, hes got the tickets
Honey: at least he is gunna grad
principlepoop: tickets?
Dexter Fong: to the big dance
Hemlock Stones: yes, poop , the tickets out of here, now we are marooned and i hate purple
principlepoop: now I am confused, perfect
Dexter Fong: huh?
principlepoop: i never the movie
Johnny Piano: That's your karma, Poop
Honey: i remember that movie marooned it was horrid!!!
principlepoop: the color purple, never saw it
Johnny Piano: MST3K did "Marooned" under a different title
Dexter Fong: but I kinda like mauve
principlepoop: my brother had a karma guhia guia gia
cease: i don tmind purple flowers in garden, mixed with the blues and reds
Honey: yeah johnny and it was better than the original
principlepoop: she started on all in the family
Hemlock Stones: you been on the psychedelics again cease ?
Honey: still it was the worst part ever for gene hackman
principlepoop: and then theres mauve
Johnny Piano: All 'cuz Crow could do a great Gregory Peck
Honey: yep
Hemlock Stones: mauving off again i see Poop
Dexter Fong: Curley larry and Mauve, the first impressionists?
principlepoop: that was the jeffersons theme song, mauving on down, to the east side
Johnny Piano: Yes, he's pucing
principlepoop: puce?
Hemlock Stones: are you sure they were not pre Raphaelistes Dexter ?
cease: sez anne
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, pour Johnny Piano a Chartreuse
||||||||| Catherwood gives johnny piano a chartreuse.
Johnny Piano: sez yer mom
cease: yellow or green?
Dexter Fong: and yer daddy too
principlepoop: lets not get personal, son
Dexter Fong: Cat: both
Honey: catherwood bring me a bottle of absinthe and make it snappy
||||||||| Catherwood hands it snappy.
Johnny Piano: I'm not your son, Fred
principlepoop: stop calling me ethyl
Johnny Piano: Snappy absinthe...hmm. What have you in mind, dear Honey?
Honey: mindlessness at the moment
principlepoop: absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
cease: thats not ethyl, that's my mom
Johnny Piano: Or Deer Honey, for that matter...
Dexter Fong: Hey your mom is regular
Johnny Piano: Absinthe makes the heart go fondue
cease: or stop
Hemlock Stones: i didnt know deer made honey, thought it was bees
cease: thats my dad. he's from mexico
principlepoop: you get down off a horse, or elephant
Hemlock Stones: isnt everyone nowadays
Dexter Fong: Stones: You put deer honey on your prarie oysters
Johnny Piano: I thought it was a duck
Honey: si
cease: naigh, Roby
Johnny Piano: Sack-a-duck waffles
principlepoop: why a duck?
Hemlock Stones: why not
Dexter Fong: A prarie duck
Johnny Piano: Save the Texas Prairie Duck!
Hemlock Stones: apriori duck ?
Honey: duck and cover
Honey: the san francisco treat
Dexter Fong: Throw a towel over that duck
principlepoop: it is not nice to call a bunch of jewish folks oysters
Dexter Fong: I'll clam up
Johnny Piano: San Franciscan Nuke Treats
Hemlock Stones: ots certainly not kosher Poop
Hemlock Stones: must start using these commas again
Johnny Piano: And Oyster-Down
principlepoop: don't get crabby
Johnny Piano: Comma comma down doobie do, down down
Dexter Fong: How about those Sea Monkeys
cease: i had an interesting crab feast last night
Hemlock Stones: wasnt that the everyley brothers Johnny
Johnny Piano: You and the Senator, Cat?
Honey: neil sedaka i believe
principlepoop: I don't have crab feet, my shoes are too tight
Johnny Piano: Neil Sedaka, Stones
Dexter Fong: Cat: Those giant alaskan crabs or the smaller variety
Hemlock Stones: ok
Hemlock Stones: i stand corrupted
Johnny Piano: Honey is still with it despite the Absinthe
principlepoop: neil sudoku? one of those puzzle things?
cease: a trio of crab dishes with paired wines. wil review next in blog. glad to get japan up
cease: absinthe taste like licorice, right?
cease: never tried it
Hemlock Stones: yes after all that crab i would bring up Japan as well
principlepoop: i have not had crab or lobster in a long time, no wonder I am insane
cease: licorice isnt one of my faves, but it could be mixed into something interesting
Dexter Fong: Cat: Are the restaurants getting to know you, do you have to wear that fake beard now?
cease: i had crab 4 times this week
cease: fake?
Honey: hahaha
Johnny Piano: The one that he combs the crabs out of?
principlepoop: yum
cease: i havent shaved since march, 76
Hemlock Stones: like senna pods maybe cease
Dexter Fong: That's the one Johnny, I think he calls it James
Johnny Piano: LMAO, Dex
Honey: you are being paid to have crabs, cat?
Johnny Piano: It's a scientific experiment
cease: lol hon
principlepoop: protesting what? like johnny cash in black?
Dexter Fong: or Roy Orbison in Black and White
Dexter Fong: or jack Black in White all over
Johnny Piano: Or Cheap Trick In Color?
cease: i make a mex dish, peppers stuffed with crab, cheese, olives and tomato. two days then i had a bunch of crab things at restaruat last night. also some crab canneloni from a take out place
Hemlock Stones: allsorts come in liquorice
cease: im swiming in crab, and i couldnt be happier about that. blackberries too
principlepoop: Jim beam in black and white, or is it johnny walker?
Hemlock Stones: bunch of crabs sounds like flowers, do the Japs do Crab Arranging Cease ?
Honey: roy rogers in color???
principlepoop: yum
Johnny Piano: I don't think I want any licorice now...(feeling slightly nauseated)
principlepoop: you are eating my share
cease: was my question answered about absinthe? does it taste like licorice?
Dexter Fong: It's Johnny Wheelchair now, poop
Honey: crabigami it's called, stones
Johnny Piano: Crab folding
Hemlock Stones: they are difficult to fold Honey
Johnny Piano: Is that like spoon-bending?
cease: i had some crab grautin in japan that wasnt nearly crabby enough and prawns stuffed with crab and cheese that tasted only of the cheese at a us based joint in tokyo
principlepoop: johnny Stumbler or Crawler
cease: with the unjapanese name of Bubba Gump's
Hemlock Stones: was it McFujis ?
Johnny Piano: Hideo Gump's would be better
Honey: no way bubba gumps???
principlepoop: you eat at a place called bubba gumps, you get what you deserve
Dexter Fong: Jeeze Cat: There's a Bubba Gump's about three door away from where I work
principlepoop: no, not a derelict on the street fong...
Honey: i would steer clear of anyplace called bubba's
cease: is it any good? i mean does the shrimp taste like shirmp?
cease: if yhou read my blog, it was the greatest dissapointment in the trip. good shrimp have dissappeared
principlepoop: bubba's BBQ could be ok
cease: the cocktails are REALLY GOOD, honey
Johnny Piano: Bring on the bad shrimp!
Dexter Fong: Cat: I would think he would have a higher opinion of me..it's a tourist trap and I'd drink muddy water from a holler log afore I'd eat there
cease: www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Hemlock Stones: bubba gumps sounds like an anagram of something
Johnny Piano: A place called Bubba's in N'Orleans, maybe...
principlepoop: cool, lots of photos, I will browse later, thanks
Dexter Fong: It's an anagram of Tom Hanks
cease: i had equally tasteless shrimp in almost every other restaurant i ate at, dex.
cease: i was told the ubiquity of bad beef was due to us imports
Johnny Piano: Oh, damn, now I have a craving for shrimp and crawfish etouffee
principlepoop: any restaurant in the big easy would be beffer for shrimp than an 4 star in roanoke
Dexter Fong: Cat: I find the wild variety of shrimp (or plawn) to be preferable to the farmed version
principlepoop: yes, bring on the gumbo, now
cease: i don tunderstand why a country that used to value good food have abandonded thier taste buds
Johnny Piano: Mad about that beef!
Dexter Fong: Who's in raonoke?
Hemlock Stones: tom hanks, hmmm all i get is sham knot
cease: lots of ghosts
principlepoop: that is the nearest city to me, and I use the word loosely
Dexter Fong: Brilliant as always Stones..you should write a small monogram on that subject
Honey: On our way there, we were watched by the Tokyo Eye. The fate of every tourist, to be observed in the process of observing. Sounds kinda Buddhist. Or Orwellian. I would be paranoid
Hemlock Stones: which word, Poop, me ?
principlepoop: the sidewalks do stay open until 11pm, not as bad as some towns
Johnny Piano: How does one close a sidewalk?
Dexter Fong: Working in times Square which I do, I every so often get interviewed by some camera crew and reporter for who knows what agency
principlepoop: city stones city, remember the diagram about dreams and reality?
Dexter Fong: I got asked by two americans doing a thing for japanes TV about the guy in Heroes
Hemlock Stones: thats mall groomsman Dexter
principlepoop: they fold them up and lean them against the store fronts
cease: no, its an art installation honey. the picture is what it is.
Dexter Fong: They asked me if I could name any famous Japanese
cease: it is constrantly in motion, like fluid s going thru it or something. kinda hypnotic but toy at the same time
principlepoop: are you honest fong? or pull their legs?
Dexter Fong: I thought for a moment and all i could come up with is Tojo, Hirohito, and My Sony
Honey: ahh i see, cat and the cow bookstore is not for cows, then???? or about beef???
Johnny Piano: Puffy AmiYumi
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Mr. Sony
principlepoop: what about fuji from mchale's navy and the karate kid guy, and happy days?
Johnny Piano: Bubba's Brain died along with his shrimp
cease: my freind thught it had books about the firesign theatre. alas it did not but did have some mags from the 60s. small radical bookstore in trendy but leafy part of tokyo. quite nice
Honey: mushashisan hai! he is the japanese hero i know
Dexter Fong: I don't think I made the cut
Honey: sounds pretty nifty, cease
cease: i woulnd nominate sadaharu oh, even though he's chinese
Johnny Piano: Pat Morita, I don't think he was Japanese...
principlepoop: study next time fong
cease: i dont see an american beating his 800 home run record any time soon
principlepoop: picky picky picky
Honey: mr. miyagi yeah he was japanese
Dexter Fong: Cat: THey play in those itty bitty arenas..only 110 feet down the foul lines
cease: of japanese extraction, not from japan i think
cease: same size as us parks, dex
Hemlock Stones: did you ever try to Mount Fuji Cease ?
Dexter Fong: They extracted him from Japan...war crimes no doubt
cease: she woulndt let me
Hemlock Stones: better luck next time Cease
Johnny Piano: Pat Morita, American-born to Japanese immigrants
cease: tried, though
Hemlock Stones: well done ceaee, its the thought that counts
Johnny Piano: Wikipedia is a wonderful thing
Dexter Fong: I think his mother was Mrs Dorothy Yamamoto
principlepoop: i should have known, no foreigners in a show with opie and the fonz.
Honey: next time have more yen for mounting fuji
cease: only in a dracula sense
Dexter Fong: or was it Darlene
Hemlock Stones: something to do with kiddie porn is it Johnny
Johnny Piano: Hideo "Bubba" Gump Jr.
Dexter Fong: Began with a D, I'm suure
principlepoop: dalai?
Dexter Fong: Her husband was dagwood Yamammota
cease: i was driven to as close as you get to top of fuji but had no interest in walking on to the peak
cease: id rather eat
Johnny Piano: Nah, Stones, that's the Super Adventurers Club
Dexter Fong: The restaurant at mount Fuji,
Dexter Fong: the restaurant at the End of our days
cease: yes bubba gumps shrimp/crab thing was almost hideous. the cheese was good though and the cocktails saved me from death by thirst
Honey: i would be rather picky about eating in japan
Hemlock Stones: probably just as well Johnny
Johnny Piano: The Leg Of The Crow
principlepoop: the everest guy would be disappointed in you, his name eludes me
Hemlock Stones: yes, i would pick Taiwan
cease: eating edamame at the end of days
Dexter Fong: Tensing. Norbay?
Johnny Piano: Edmund Hillary?
principlepoop: ahh edmund yes
Hemlock Stones: he only ate because it was there
cease: fumiyo has been dragging me up some local slopes over the last week.
principlepoop: damn you are good JP
Dexter Fong: I'd never recognize you with that beard
cease: more than a few inutes is enough for me
Johnny Piano: Baked Alaska
Dexter Fong: What *His* name
Johnny Piano: Mind for trivia, what can I say?
cease: but i need to toughen feet before next trip
principlepoop: i don't know
Johnny Piano: Hot coals, Cat
principlepoop: you're supposed to remind me
Dexter Fong: Cat: Soak your feet in brine
Hemlock Stones: hmmm tasty feet
principlepoop: soak your brine in feet
Dexter Fong: Australian eh?
Johnny Piano: In a kimshee pot
cease: nah, shlepping thru our backyard forest with fumiiyo and the dogs is good for me
principlepoop: no shoes, walk on a beach
cease: all tnhis pain now will make me avoid pain later when i'm in egypt
cease: i hope
Honey: oooooh dont mention kimchee, johnny
cease: something like insurance
Johnny Piano: Bad experience, Honey?
principlepoop: egypt?
Dexter Fong: You only collect when you die
principlepoop: like a yo-yo, bouncing back pretty far from japan there cat...
Honey: yeah johnny my roommate made it and i kicked her out!!!!
cease: the pyramid is opening
Dexter Fong: When you're over there, you gotta drink a little egypt shine
principlepoop: which one?
Johnny Piano: Asian coleslaw!
cease: i dont know what they drink in egypt. i imagine in a muslim country, not much
Hemlock Stones: Asian Coleslaw, wasnt he in the glenn millar band
principlepoop: asian sauerkraut, on a bad day
principlepoop: don't drink the stella beer
cease: ive been enjoyhing elaynes blog post by that comic person there now and her quest for best burger in cairo
Johnny Piano: S-T-E-L-L-A!!!!
principlepoop: they use formaldhyde for the preservative, not good the next day
Dexter Fong: Stones: Yes, he sat next to TOOTS mMondello
Hemlock Stones: excellent duo in their own right Dexter
principlepoop: i have always counted on the kindess of strangers
Johnny Piano: Larry Mondello's dad?
cease: i weould assume they have a lot of good cous cous, falafal, tabouleh, that sort of thing all of which i love
cease: theres a fish restaurant i want to try either in its cairo branch or its home in alexandria
principlepoop: i watched a guy lose 40 pounds after eating a raw salad there,
cease: i would be afraid of salad, perhaps
Johnny Piano: Who burnt the library?
Hemlock Stones: Falafal Tabouleh, he was definately with Nusrat Fatah Ali Kahn
Dexter Fong: JP: Don't know Larry, but Toots was an actual saxaphone plyer in the blig blands,,,Gleason in Honeymooners often dropped his name as an inside joke
cease: dont take it to the bank, poop
Honey: tabouli would be ok there is a lot of vinegar in it
principlepoop: cooked or out of a can for me
Johnny Piano: Wasn't Larry the chubby friend of Beaver Cleaver?
cease: i make tabouleh from a variety of mints and parsely from my garden
Honey: yeah larry mondello
principlepoop: caesar made the salad
Johnny Piano: Again with the trivia...
Hemlock Stones: they were two thin ones Johnny but they shared a suit
principlepoop: his father was mel cooley
Johnny Piano: Minced parsley?
Dexter Fong: JP" That was Lumpy Weatherwax or was it Lumpy Gravy?
Honey: the two thin ones balanced out the fat one in the middle
Hemlock Stones: can i keep the Kangaroo, Honey ?
Johnny Piano: The one where they're trapped inside a piano...
cease: bulgar wheat, chopped onion, cucumber, tomatoes, mint, parsely, juice of two lemmons.
Dexter Fong: And his Grandfather was Spade Cooley
principlepoop: tabouleh? is that named after tabouleh bankhead?
Honey: but of course, hemlock if you can get a permit
Johnny Piano: Oh no - I'm not going there...Kangaroo...geez.
cease: a bit of olive oil, salt and pepper. chilled
principlepoop: great-grandfather was a chinese cooley
cease: north african salad
Honey: hop sing?
principlepoop: hip hop sing ho
Hemlock Stones: yes i have tossed a few salads over the years and a couple over my shoulders
Dexter Fong: Skip to Ma Lu
Johnny Piano: I heard about a Senator that will toss your salad...
cease: sing? he cant even speak english
principlepoop: something about a teacup
Dexter Fong: But he can hum in 9 languages
Hemlock Stones: Skiptoomalu hasnt yet recovered from the Tsunami Dexter
Johnny Piano: Mista Hoss, you stop eating all the food!
principlepoop: but he loves terrimitsu
Johnny Piano: Termite what?
Hemlock Stones: its only a short skip from there Poop
Johnny Piano: Termite soup?
principlepoop: minnesota is a long way to tip a fairy
Hemlock Stones: if you add lots of chillies you get Thermite Soup Johnny
Honey: well, you are closer than i am, poop
principlepoop: i was trying to say the fancy chocolate dessert
Honey: here we tip cows
Johnny Piano: Fairy tipping - not near as much fun as cow tipping
Honey: ahhhhhhhh tiramisu
Johnny Piano: Tiramisu
Hemlock Stones: here we tip old mattresses and fridges in beauty spots
principlepoop: yes
Johnny Piano: Not really chocolate, Poop - more like an alcoholic Twinkie
Honey: soggy
principlepoop: can we edit the log so I said tiramusu the first time?
Honey: hehe
Hemlock Stones: he was a real character wasnt he Johnny ?
cease: oh johnny
Johnny Piano: I'm not talking about the Senator, Stones!
cease: so thats why they're called Johns
Hemlock Stones: or the Captains Head if your a Naval gazer
principlepoop: one of the teletubbies is an alchoholic?
Johnny Piano supplies a rimshot
Honey: oh johnny oh johnny oh!
Hemlock Stones: yes Tipsi
Dexter Fong: Eat at John's Airport Diner, inbdividual stalls for discriminating men
Johnny Piano: Honey, the others are beginning to suspect...shhhhh
Honey: he had the purple purse, right?
cease: no, thatr was j. edgar
principlepoop: i thought they all only used lsd
Hemlock Stones: and a liquid laugh behind the hillock
Dexter Fong: I thought it was more ...oh...mauvish or dark dusty lavender
Hemlock Stones: yes fong, theres always a few bits of tomato that no one remembers eating, funny that
Dexter Fong: and corn too Stones
Hemlock Stones: indubitably
Johnny Piano: Second Time Around Salad
principlepoop: ocra winfree
Johnny Piano: Watch out for that spinach!
Hemlock Stones: sounds like a Windows Applet Poop
cease: oprah win? expensive
principlepoop: and what about those avocados?
Dexter Fong: and the crocagators
Johnny Piano: Moley-moley-moley
Hemlock Stones: i didnt rate em much Poop, preferred the Stones of course
Dexter Fong: you're all members now
principlepoop: the guata la horror dish
Johnny Piano: Do we get jackets?
Hemlock Stones: leave my member out of this
cease: i ordered a salad in japanese dept store called fruit salad. turned out only fruit was avacado, one of the worst things ive ever tasted
Honey: mine too!!!
principlepoop: who is in charge here? i demand to see the manager.
Hemlock Stones: hmm Salad in Japanese Dept Store, sounds good
Honey: never order a salad in a japanese department store
Dexter Fong: Ill try to manage that Monsewer
Johnny Piano: I have a bit of a dirty fork...
cease: thats womanager
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bightrethighrehighre inside, makes a note of the time (11:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Johnny Piano: Allo, Biggie
Dexter Fong: Hey Byte
Hemlock Stones: Yo Biggie
cease: its big thigh country
principlepoop: good advice honey, cat, let me write that down
principlepoop: hi big
Honey: hi big
cease: light up a fatty
Johnny Piano: In a Big Country, dreams stay with you...
Bightrethighrehighre: greetings, from th' stinkin' desert....!!
Hemlock Stones: nice Haiku Johnny
cease: i try and avoid country dreams. prefer light jazz
principlepoop: roanoke is a swamp tonight, humid, take some of it
Bightrethighrehighre: fattie spleeeephffff, mon....
Johnny Piano: It's a song, Stones - remember the Scottish band Big Country from the 80s?
principlepoop: nice high cue big
Hemlock Stones: i try not to Johnny
Honey: irie, toke n pass
Johnny Piano: Aw, they were alright.
cease: was canadian sumo wrestler named Big Country in the 80s
Bightrethighrehighre: yeah, big country, good sound....
Hemlock Stones: still a nice Haiku though
Dexter Fong: Nice IQ Honey
Hemlock Stones: yes shes big up top Dexter
Johnny Piano: Guitars droning like bagpipes...seriously
principlepoop: is take a whiff off me still banned in england stones?
Dexter Fong: Stones, you dirty old man! Tell me more
Honey: hey
Hemlock Stones: lol
Johnny Piano: Painting testimonial pictures, oh uh uh ohhhh
Bightrethighrehighre: Jorma Kaukonen is going to gig here in Phoenix in a month....HOT TUNA!!!!
Hemlock Stones: ye we have lots of new air pollution laws now Poop
principlepoop: why do i know that name? hot tuna?
Dexter Fong: The sandwich?
Hemlock Stones: good band Poop
Johnny Piano: Jorma and Jack from the Airplane, dude...
principlepoop: no more whiffs, oki
principlepoop: wow
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Johnny Piano: Piss off, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pisses off.
principlepoop: i will look for mp3s
Dexter Fong: Obligin chap
Dexter Fong: Obliging
Hemlock Stones: try www.dogpile.com poop
Johnny Piano: It may have been gin he was pissin'
Bightrethighrehighre: help me folks....after all these years.... how do you pronounce "Jorma Kaukonen"??
principlepoop: turnin english are we now fong?
Honey: by the smell of it i believe it was kimchee, johnny
Dexter Fong: JP: Whatever floats *your* boat
cease: yorma coke? on no, man
Johnny Piano: Yorma KowKoNen
principlepoop: john smith
Dexter Fong: Poop: I tried japanese got carpal tunnel syndrome
Hemlock Stones: Jolly Good Show Dexter
Johnny Piano: When in doubt, Poop
Hemlock Stones: even the comma didnt help that one Johnny
cease: japanese pot is for putting flowers into
principlepoop: now you will get chunnel carpet syndrome
cease: were it ever to be legalized, the soil and cliamte are ideal as is the bioindustry
Johnny Piano: Honey, I'm worried that you could smell the big "C" and his emission
cease: sony idope could sweep the world
Bightrethighrehighre: P-Poop: Hot Tuna was Jack Cassady and Jorma's offshoot band from the Airplane....with Papa John Creech on Violin and John Barbata on drums....
Johnny Piano: When in poop, doubt
Honey: the absinthe heightens all my senses
Johnny Piano: Poop in doubt, when
Dexter Fong: Your too Honey
cease: does it taste like licorice, hon?
Dexter Fong: Yours
principlepoop: the height is making all my senses absinthe
Honey: somewhat, yes cat
Johnny Piano: That explains "oh johnny oh johnny" (and don't try to tell me you were just quoting Juicy Retardo)
principlepoop: you are on to something there JP, but I have no idea, what
cease: to lose, latrec, to win, la stay at home
cease: i think licorice can be used in creative ways in cocktails
Dexter Fong: Very much overpowers most other flavors
principlepoop: ouzo takes like licorice, and sometimes has opium in it
Hemlock Stones: and probably in sex too cease
Dexter Fong: But then i'm not a big licorice flavor fan
Johnny Piano: Yes, ouzo...mmmmm
cease: lol
principlepoop: i like the cherry licorice, it does not taste like licorace
Honey: the real stuff (ozou) does have opium in it
Dexter Fong: Poop: Right, it tastes like cherry LICORICE
principlepoop: yes, opium... mmmmmm
cease: i havnet liked licorice since before i could drive but i can imainge a cocktail i'd like with licorice as a contributing flavour
Dexter Fong: i THINK Grappa has crappa in it
Johnny Piano: But if all else fails, just gimme some good ol' Jagermeister...
cease: yes a cherry thing. i wonder if they still make that swiss cherry chocolate liquer i loved long ago
principlepoop: candy is dandy but licor is quicker and opium knocks your socks off
Hemlock Stones: did driving put you off it cease ?
cease: yes, seds and sticks and stems
Dexter Fong: Dating tips from the Poopster
Hemlock Stones: i can see you have really lived Poop
cease: but you dont fuck feet, at least normally
Dexter Fong: He's lived long and he's lived hard and been put away wet
Hemlock Stones: you do if you walk up Mount Fuji cease, admit it
principlepoop: i am only repeating what a rock told me during a drug induced hallucination
Honey: right, cease it's abnormal except in japan i believe
Johnny Piano: Or of course a fine Australian table wine, like a bottle of Legopena
Hemlock Stones: sounds like a skin rash Johnny
Dexter Fong: Enjoy of bottle of Leg o' pena and the LEG OF THE Crow restaurant
cease: al that bwoing, kneeling.
principlepoop: makes me itch
cease: was in the ice 9 book about the foot sex?
Hemlock Stones: thats a nice lisp you have there cease
cease: bowing
Johnny Piano: You don't thay?
cease: risp?
Hemlock Stones: its a miracle , cease has cured his lisp
Dexter Fong: I thought the bwoing had replaced his volcano
principlepoop: come here, you can practice taking communion...
cease: respondez if you see vou play
Hemlock Stones: make sure he brings it back poop, remember last time
Johnny Piano: Extra, extra - read all about it...
cease: all ways good to have options dex
principlepoop: i tied a string to it
Johnny Piano: Poop has moved up from saltines to wafers
Dexter Fong: Green Hornet *Still* at large
principlepoop: vanilla wafers are ok
Johnny Piano: Kato, I said NOW is NOT the time!
Honey: oooooh i have something to share with you all albert hoffman in a session helping a crazy person http://www.shpongle.org/video/flashback1.swf
Dexter Fong: Okay boss, mo bettah you drive your own self to next sting caper
Johnny Piano: You sure it's not an absinthe casualty?
Dexter Fong: lol JP
Honey: it's good johnny check it out
Johnny Piano: The clip or the Absinthe?
cease: it said done and then there was nothing, honey
Honey: the vid
Dexter Fong: It
Honey: hmmmmmm
Dexter Fong: It
Dexter Fong: It's a miracle
Dexter Fong: he cured him
Dexter Fong: like a tuscan ham
principlepoop: back
Honey: indeed he did
Hemlock Stones: theres always plent of ham in this room
Honey: front!
principlepoop: that will go on for awhile, i will try it later lol
Dexter Fong: Props!!
principlepoop: no R in poop fong
Dexter Fong: Eat at Hideo Gump's Proschuitto Room
principlepoop: i should smoke some ham
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu mean like proop...or like pops!!
principlepoop: the pooper has an r in it
Johnny Piano: Twisted stuff, Honey,,,
Honey: that's gotta hurt
Dexter Fong: There's two eyes in principle
Honey: yeah the absinthe helps, johnny ;)
principlepoop: i saw the paisleys, and decided to wait
Honey: it's worth waiting for, poop
Dexter Fong: well dear friends, I'm outta here and outta town for the long weekend...see you all next time
cease: those arent eyes they're birth defects
Honey: have a fun labor day weekend dex
cease: have a good week, dex
Honey: adios amigo
cease: labour not, want not
Johnny Piano: Honey - I give you this in return... http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
principlepoop: have a good weekend fong
principlepoop: ciaooo
Johnny Piano: Nite, Fong!
Johnny Piano: NIfong?
Dexter Fong: Thanks dear friends
principlepoop: hail rita
Honey: I have seen the badgers, johnny
principlepoop: badgers? we don't need no steenking badgers
cease: is that like seeing the coyote on peyote?
Honey: kinda
principlepoop: and eating cachatorri?
Johnny Piano: OK, then how about...? http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
principlepoop: the llama song is old
principlepoop: i saw that using a dialup
Johnny Piano: Yeah, but if you're trippin'...well...
principlepoop: ahh if you drugs you want, let see the old doctor
principlepoop: s
cease: i wonder where doc is? probably recuperatring from job
Johnny Piano: No, I don't want "s"
Honey: here johnny, try this ;) http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/
cease: you can catch those torys but you have to let em go
Johnny Piano: Not sounding promising already...
Honey: hehe
Johnny Piano: You are a twisted individual, and I like it!
Honey grins
principlepoop: i don't know about this younger generation
cease: pretzel logic?
Johnny Piano: Oh, if I could only send you to a link with the song "Death Orgy 9000"...right up your alley.
Honey: my favorite though is the sumo florist http://www.rathergood.com/sumo_florist/
principlepoop: using puppies in music videos? have they no shame? no sense of tradition?
cease: i havent been young in a long time. almost beyond memory
cease: dr, uh....
principlepoop: well, that was disturbing
Honey raises a toast to florists
Johnny Piano: ...or if someone would do a video to a Mike Keneally tune...
principlepoop: the girl from halloween is a sumo florist with a big hard cock
Johnny Piano: But what I wanna know is what they have against Jamie Lee Curtis?
Honey: i love the zz top cats in the choir woot!
principlepoop: it is not her, they are angry at tony curtis, for all those gladitor movies
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Honey: indeed
Honey: poor dex
Johnny Piano: Or maybe they're mad at her husband (Chris Guest) for being funnier than they are...
cease: he's not poor
principlepoop: i thought his pneumonia had gotten better
Johnny Piano: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis
Honey: i believe chris guest wrote that skit remember any publicity is good publicity
principlepoop: that does not sound good
Honey: sounds serious to me, jp
Johnny Piano: Black lung disease
Johnny Piano: Also officially the longest word
principlepoop: i didn't know he was black, not that it makes any difference
cease: r.u?
cease: i thikn in the future, people will be colour of their choice
principlepoop: i though it was antiestablishmentarianism... yours looks longer
principlepoop: yes cat
Johnny Piano: Designer skin pigment
cease: you;'ll choose you skin colour to complement by what you wear
principlepoop: we already have blue m&ms, pandoras box is open
Johnny Piano: Learned that word back in grade school, Poop
cease: ever read Black Like Me?
Johnny Piano: And mine is longer.
cease: peoe have been playng with their skin colour for millenia
principlepoop: i have i word i learned in grade school for you jp, want to hear it? hehe
cease: anybody got some jack? i got some jimsom weed
cease: df2
Johnny Piano: Predjudice?
principlepoop: cooties
Johnny Piano: Oops...spelling goes out the window...or is that spelling goes innuendo? Must be getting tired.
cease: ferde graffe-elmer fudd
cease: yes this is it
principlepoop: oops, i did not notice it was spelled wrong until you said so, so no problem i am as tired as you
principlepoop: it is an anagram
principlepoop: cool
Johnny Piano: Fingers go faster than the brain sometimes. Helps when playing music, but not when typing
cease: have a secret agent. he keeps geting me jobs with the cia
Honey: most everyone here understands typonese
cease: if i could type, i woundrt be here
principlepoop: chattois
cease: i dont think i'd get firesign theatre
Johnny Piano: Chattois? Sounds like a French litterbox
principlepoop: exactly
principlepoop: but letter not little
principlepoop: litter
Johnny Piano: Anagram could be shit o cat
cease: i are writer
principlepoop: ok ok, i will jump ship, follow rove and gonzolases into the sunset
principlepoop: night all, have a super week
Johnny Piano: Peace Poop
Honey: nite pp
Hemlock Stones: ok PP take care
cease: hope you all have this
||||||||| principlepoop says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, principlepoop exits at 12:41 AM.
cease: poop
Hemlock Stones: and i will be on my way too for this week, stay safe
cease: off we go then
Johnny Piano: Nite, er, morning, Stones
cease: night
Hemlock Stones: byeee
Honey: take me home, hemlock
||||||||| "Hey cease!" ... cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:42 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Hemlock Stones: follow me Hon
Johnny Piano: I too shall bid farewell...
Honey: goodnight dear friends see you next week
||||||||| Around 12:43 AM, Johnny Piano walks off into the sunset...
Hemlock Stones: night Johnny and Cease
||||||||| Honey dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Honey?! It's 12:43 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre leaves at 12:59 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bightrethighrehighre
Bubba's Brain
cease
Dave & Katie the wonderdog
Dexter Fong
donk
Dr. Headphones
firebroiled
Hemlock Stones
Honey
Johnny Piano
llanwydd
Merlyn
principlepoop
SgtTweenshaw URL References:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
www.dogpile.com
http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/
http://www.rathergood.com/sumo_florist/
www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
http://www.shpongle.org/video/flashback1.swf

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"