Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
07/26/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 26, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Firebroiled inside, makes a note of the time (8:54 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Firebroiled: . . so hop in your wife and head in any direction on the freeway of your choice, and we’ll see you in a couple of hours, here at Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the World’s Biggest, here in the City of Fine Music. Thanks for the insurrection, and now back to our morning concert of afternoon showtime favorites -- the Magic Bowl movement from Symphony in C Minus by Johann Amadeus Matetsky.
||||||||| Around 8:55 AM, Firebroiled walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ah,clem in through the front door at 7:54 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, lock your wigs'
||||||||| ah,clem rushes off, saying "7:56 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:47 PM and Mudhead steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Outside, the 8:49 PM bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Merlyn: how about a cloud of ancient grease?
Mudhead: Hello Merlyn
Merlyn: hello
Mudhead: We'll have to grease and swim the English channel
||||||||| "8:55 PM? 8:55 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
ah,clem: hi mud, merl
Mudhead: hi ah,clem
Merlyn: hey clem
||||||||| "8:58 PM? 8:58 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Hemlock Stones should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Hemlock Stones enters and sits at the bar.
Hemlock Stones: Greetings one and all
Merlyn: Hemlock, are you in Brazil? Nino thinks so.
Hemlock Stones: well its a warm night here in the faveloe
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:00 PM, dragging SugarpieHoneybunch by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 26, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
SugarpieHoneybunch: owwwwww owwwwwwwww watch the merchandise, catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:01 PM, precisely!"
SugarpieHoneybunch: hola, friends
Mudhead: hiya kids
||||||||| Dr. Headphones enters at 9:01 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
SugarpieHoneybunch: hi mudhead
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey, greetings from Sau Paulo
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'boney', just granted probation at 9:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:02 PM and Principalpoop sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
SugarpieHoneybunch: ah,clem Dr. Headphones Hemlock Stones Merlyn Dr. Hi ya'all
Hemlock Stones: Hi Boney and Poop
SugarpieHoneybunch: wow you get around, stones
Principalpoop: yummy grape
SugarpieHoneybunch: hola, princep
Mudhead: Hiya PP
Dr. Headphones: i really should be in bed, but had to stay up just a *little bit* longer to say a word or two of wisdom. ok, here it is: wisdom teeth ;)
Principalpoop: ahh SPHB, you know that I love you, I can't help myself
SugarpieHoneybunch: oooooooh profound
Principalpoop: hi mud
boney: Stones
Principalpoop: wisdom teeths?
SugarpieHoneybunch: teef
Hemlock Stones: it might just be truth decay Poop
Principalpoop: teaf for two
Dr. Headphones: Pp: i have none (wisdom teeth, not wisdom--i hope i have some of that)
Dr. Headphones: ooh, news just said sabotage on computer going up to the space station
SugarpieHoneybunch: i was wise enough to have mine yanked out
boney: drunk astronauts
SugarpieHoneybunch: oh my
Principalpoop: i had mine taken out too, some years ago, I have no wisdom
Dr. Headphones: yep, sugar, all mine removed when i was much younger and wiser
||||||||| llanwyddorsomeonelikehim enters at 9:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: evening folks!
Mudhead: hiya llan
Principalpoop: disgruntled sub-sub-subcontractor, not wo worry
Dr. Headphones: howdy, llan (and all the others who entered after i did and whom i didn't acknowledge)
boney: no shit... Wolf Blitzer reported on the drunk astronauts scandal
SugarpieHoneybunch sings i was so much wiser then im dumber than that now
Principalpoop: mud said hi llan
Dr. Headphones: hell, i could have typed all your names in the time it took to type that disclaimer
SugarpieHoneybunch: hola llan :=)
ah,clem: hi all
SugarpieHoneybunch: lol dr.
Dr. Headphones: hey, jl
boney: don't wolf your beer... you'll get blitzed
Principalpoop: hi ahhhh, clem
Dr. Headphones: clem: going to party saturday night, so i won't be at your internet fiesta
ah,clem: ok, glad you could be here tonight
Principalpoop: is this the future?
||||||||| SugarpieHoneybunch departs at 9:07 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dr. Headphones: fyi: i have completed one full month at new job, loving it (mostly)
boney: don't wolf your Saint Pauli, girl... you'll blitzer
Dr. Headphones: the future is HERE!
ah,clem: yes, and you are in it
ah,clem: hank grid
Principalpoop: I made it
Principalpoop: I mean, I am here
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: what
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: oops
Principalpoop: huh?
Dr. Headphones: hank grid to tom hanks. one small move for man, one giant leap for mankind
boney: all over that computer you'll be taking up to the space station
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: as I was trying to say (ask) would you know the abv of SPG?
Principalpoop: leap erikson
Principalpoop: spooge?
Dr. Headphones: how can you abbreviate an acronym?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: st pli grl
boney: http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/space/07/26/astronaut.drinking.ap/
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: or shall I spel it
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: when I am utterly illiterate
||||||||| Catherwood escorts SugarpieHoneybunch into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:09 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: stop him, before he casts a spell
SugarpieHoneybunch: sheesh
Principalpoop: wb SPHB
Dr. Headphones: astronauts must drink all the time. i just hope they don't when they are launching, docking, landing, etc.
SugarpieHoneybunch: i thought they drank tang
boney: all over the stars
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: in plain latin, what is the alcohol content of st pauli girl?
Dr. Headphones: oh shit, quite the story, huh?
Hemlock Stones: Honey and llan seem to have joined the longest name club
Principalpoop: tang is just dehydrated sunny delight
Dr. Headphones: llan: probably depends on whether or not you're drinking it in europe or in the u.s.
boney: the alcohol content of St Pauli Girl is about the same as Lindsay Lohan
Dr. Headphones: lol ;)
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lol
Principalpoop: i am content with the content
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:11 PM and late as usual, it's Elayne, just back from Connecticut."
Dr. Headphones: i expect her to check into either rehab or the cell formerly occupied by harris piltdown
SugarpieHoneybunch is contented
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Hemlock Stones: Hi Elayne
Dr. Headphones: hey, E
SugarpieHoneybunch: hi el :=)
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I don't know why the abbreviation is abv
Principalpoop: E from C, how yee B?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hi Elayne!
boney: Houston, we've got a problem. We'll be checking into rehab
Elayne: I wonder why Catherwood put me in CT.
||||||||| Catherwood puts Elayne in ct.
Hemlock Stones: whats the opposite of abbreviation ?
Dr. Headphones: he's such a card....
Principalpoop: let's get high, nono, I mean go to the ISS
Mudhead: Hi Elayne from CT
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: funny I found that guinness had quite a kick but the alcohol content is not particularly high
Principalpoop: annobrevation
Dr. Headphones: must be the terminus of my DSL is denton tx even though i haven't been there in over 2 yrs
SugarpieHoneybunch: catherwood is suffering from the rays from all the cell towers n stuff he is disoriented tonight
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear SugarpieHoneybunch
Elayne: Oh, maybe my DSL is in CT I wouldn't be that surprised.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: perhaps because it goes down easy
SugarpieHoneybunch makes catherwood a tin foil pyramid hat
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside SugarpieHoneybunch and queries "Something I can help with?"
Dr. Headphones: if he were oriented, his eyes would slant
Principalpoop: connect I cut
SugarpieHoneybunch: yeah cather wood, please make me a rob roy
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: what do your eyes look like when you are disoriented?
Mudhead: beady
Hemlock Stones: (goes to reason with Nino about a change of address)
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lol
Dr. Headphones: crossed? did jesus have crossed eyes?
Principalpoop: how much is dis disoriented doggy in dis window?
SugarpieHoneybunch: you need to submit one in writing in triplicate, stones
||||||||| Outside, the 9:14 PM downtown bus from Texas pulls away, leaving InflatableTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dr. Headphones: tweeny has been blown up!
Principalpoop: tweeny, my doll
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Tween!
InflatableTweeny: Hey everybody...
Mudhead: hi Tweeny
InflatableTweeny: lol P
SugarpieHoneybunch: tween you look suspiciously like the posh blow up doll cruising hollywood hmmmmmmmmmmm
Hemlock Stones: dont let Tween down Poop
Dr. Headphones: luv your local jihadist
Elayne: Oh, I meant to ask, since y'all are chatters and such, you wouldn't happen to be among the Twits on Twitter?
Principalpoop: they could have chosen a nicer place to put the blow hole
ah,clem: how ya doing tween?
Dr. Headphones: what's twitter?
Elayne: I decided to start using mine, as I get fun updates from friends at Nerd Prom.
InflatableTweeny: It's the cruising model, Honey
SugarpieHoneybunch: im a twit but not on twitter, el
Elayne: Dr. H, if you have to ask... you don't want to know.
SugarpieHoneybunch: lol yeah poop heh
Principalpoop: no, I am a yoyo on parade
InflatableTweeny: OK Clem, but my back's still a mess
Dr. Headphones: ok, it's like the price of a rolls royce, i guess....
ah,clem: is that why you did not call cafe when adam was there? had to lie down?
InflatableTweeny: BTQ, E, I've linked your blog on my web site: www.angelfire.com/music6/travistx
||||||||| Hemlock Stones says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Hemlock Stones exits at 9:17 PM.
Elayne: Thanks so much Tween!
Principalpoop: swim faster stones
InflatableTweeny: Yep, slept all day with a heating pad, clem
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, call me a cab
||||||||| Catherwood calls Dr. Headphones a cab.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:18 PM bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Hemlock Stones coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Stones!
Dr. Headphones: yep, he does take it quite literally
SugarpieHoneybunch: wb stones i missed you
Principalpoop: need a lifesaver stones?
InflatableTweeny: Hail and well met, Stones
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, call me a cab calloway
||||||||| Catherwood calls Dr. Headphones a cab calloway.
Elayne: Hi Stones!
ah,clem: ok, will all that be on your domain soon?
SugarpieHoneybunch throws stones a mae west just in case
Principalpoop: ouch, I got a cab calloway seed caught in my gum
Elayne: The main problem with Twitter that I can see is that it doesn't auto-refresh. Which is ridiculous. I imagine the auto-refresh code wasn't that hard for Merlyn to code on this site.
Dr. Headphones: only when tween is the master of his domain ;) (a tip o' the hat to seinfeld)
InflatableTweeny: Want to make a couple of sub-pages to make it a bit more professional looking first, clem.
Elayne: Looking forward to seeing it evolve, Tween!
Principalpoop: i love you when girls wear their tight twitters
SugarpieHoneybunch: me too, tween
Dr. Headphones: did ya hear about those sub-pages in the house on AOL instant messenger?
InflatableTweeny: ant to put some code on the Angelfire page to auto-redirect
Elayne: Y'all look like such a good ol' boy on your site. :)
ah,clem: auto refresh is a simple html tag
InflatableTweeny: Yeah, drawing with crayons at the moment E lol
Hemlock Stones: AOL instant messenger ROFL
Elayne: Exactly so, Jimmy, it's silly for Twitter (a major chat site) not to use it.
Principalpoop: your it, stones, ah, clem tagged you
SugarpieHoneybunch laughs
InflatableTweeny: A Southwestern good ole boy ;-)
Hemlock Stones: you can never find a Fong when you need one
Principalpoop: i was thinking a mixture of phil silvers adn barny fife, but ok
Dr. Headphones: my boss at work wants me to think about designing an internal web for the company. they have a domain for email but refuse to put up a public webpage
Hemlock Stones: AOL instant messenger (continues laughing)
InflatableTweeny: lol P
Elayne: I guess Cat is still sleeping away his Friday morning...
ah,clem: lol Dr. H
Dr. Headphones: he wants pages for internal use on efficiency, productivity, etc.
Principalpoop: cat is in the middle of the ocean
Merlyn: it's free advertizing, phones, why don't they want one?
Hemlock Stones: i am back from Brazil
InflatableTweeny: I lived in the sticks of IN for quite a while, but I grew up in the burbs of D.C.
SugarpieHoneybunch: cats don't like water
Principalpoop: Nathan Brazil? how is he?
SugarpieHoneybunch: welcome back i was getting a bit worried i would have to learn portugese
Hemlock Stones: fine Poop, he asked after you
Principalpoop: some cats do, meow, dig it
InflatableTweeny: I like some country music but a guge fan of prog rock, grateful dead, etc
Principalpoop: straight ahead
ah,clem: easy to have an internal server, we have 3 here and this is a home
Dr. Headphones: i have no idea, merlyn. the one person i asked told me that tie owner is paranoid about people breaking into the company if they have a website. i will try to explain that it doesn't have to be physically hosted on our computer system
InflatableTweeny: Cat's in London?
Mudhead: its prolly safewr
Elayne: Tween, he's in Japan.
Principalpoop: on the proverbial slow boat to china
SugarpieHoneybunch: yeah he said japan
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I hate the expression "prog rock"
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Bambi', just granted probation at 9:24 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
InflatableTweeny: (I was joshing about all the rain they're getting)
Dr. Headphones: i have friend whose daughter (12) went to japan for 2 wk exchange program. she emailed home and said she was sick of rice, wanted french fries and pizza
Principalpoop: what happened?
Elayne: Hi BambiQ
SugarpieHoneybunch: hi bambi :)
Dr. Headphones: hi, bambi
InflatableTweeny: Evenin', Bambi :-)
Hemlock Stones: anyone going to own up to messing up the NASA computer ?
Principalpoop: i went deaf, bambi broke CNI
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: because it is applied to those artists who tried to do their own thing and not be lumped into a category
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends :-)
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi
ah,clem: there she is, my deer
Mudhead: Hi Bambi
Bambi smiles
Elayne: Awww, you two are so cute. :)
boney: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in an MTV special "The Right Stuff For All The Wrong Reasons" with Artie Lang as MC Ground Control
Dr. Headphones: does she still have those cute little white spots on her? ;)
Hemlock Stones: i dont know why i came back, the place is still flooded
boney: and I'm floating in a most peculiar way
Principalpoop: all the crumpets floating stones?
InflatableTweeny: I'll be missing that one, Boney
Principalpoop: turn over boney
Dr. Headphones: the first bowie reference of the night. you win the prize, boney
Bambi: I would never mess up NASA's computers, we need the space program, pretty soon that will likely be the only place where technology can legally be used. lol
ah,clem: server reports feed still up,
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I am so behind on pop culture that I don't know what lindsay lohan looks like. do you believe that?
boney: Whitney Houston, she's got a problem
Bambi: great to see you all
Hemlock Stones: everythings floating except for the pound and the dollar which just took a dive
Principalpoop: i hear nothing
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: not my strong suit
Dr. Headphones: the dollar took a pounding?
InflatableTweeny: No doubt, Bambi
SugarpieHoneybunch: along with the stock market, stones
Hemlock Stones: you need to listen more loudly poop
Merlyn: did you hear the Gov of Texas appointed a creationist as head of the state board of education?
ah,clem: try reconecting PP
Elayne: Get that strong suit into mothballs!
Dr. Headphones: my strong suit is kevlar
Principalpoop: a cretinist?
Bambi: lindsay who? ;-)
Dr. Headphones: education and creationism are antithetical concepts
Principalpoop: and who's watching
SugarpieHoneybunch: hehehe
Principalpoop: ok ok, it is on
Principalpoop: I don't know what happened
Dr. Headphones: and that comes from a lapsed baptist
InflatableTweeny: Wouldn't surprise me a bit, Merlyn. Jezze do we miss Ann Richards
boney: She was in Mean Girls. Tina Fey wrote the screenplay
Principalpoop: Fey
InflatableTweeny: I like Tina Fey
Merlyn: unfortunately, texas buys so many textbooks that publishers make sure they're acceptable by texas schools, so this'll dumb down everyone's textbooks if he isn't tossed out seen
Dr. Headphones: tween: you've still got jim hightower. i saw you linked to him on your site
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I know there are open-minded concepts of creationism
InflatableTweeny: Yeah, thrank Grid for that DrH
InflatableTweeny: Molly Ivins was a great loss
Elayne: Open-minded creationism? You're blowing my mind, man...
Principalpoop: i think the earth is on the back of a turtle, put that in the science classes
Hemlock Stones: maybe they are just trying to create the impression that they can read
Bambi: pretty soon Tweeny will have his site on his own domain :-)
Dr. Headphones: yep, it's turtles all the way down
Principalpoop: you got it
SugarpieHoneybunch: its in oklahoma history class, poop
InflatableTweeny: So, that's person who thinks that there may be alternate creationist doctrines?
boney: I'm hoping that Ray Harryhausen will animate dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: if you believe there is something we all come from and go back to, it is not hard to believe in some form of creation
Dr. Headphones: oh, god, i remember the harryhausen epics from my childhood. i loved 'em
InflatableTweeny: Dallas is the religious publishing capital, supposedly
boney: Maybe a tie-in to Monster Island and the island of the mushroom people
SugarpieHoneybunch: indeed, boney
Principalpoop: do you have directions to that island?
InflatableTweeny: Yeah, as I told clem I want to do some more work and get to auto-redirect working first.
Elayne: I don't follow you, llan. We come from something, we go back to something. It's all energy transformation. Matter can't disappear, it's just transformed.
Elayne: That's science, not creationism.
Hemlock Stones: for which religion is that Tween ?
Dr. Headphones: poop: stay on the antelope freeway and take the slausen cut-off
InflatableTweeny: Will be very cool to have my own Dot.com, courtesy of Fran's Computer Services
InflatableTweeny: Druidism, Poop lol
Principalpoop: ahhh the antelope
Dr. Headphones: when you get to the fork in the road, take it
boney: the Man with the X-Ray Eyes
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: well, after careful consideration, I can't believe that consciousness is all matter
Dr. Headphones: hear, hear, llan!
Elayne: Yes, but consciousness can be energy, can't it? That's still science.
Principalpoop: ahh, the sound of one llan clapping
SugarpieHoneybunch: what the hell you doin in broomfield colorado, clem??
Hemlock Stones: its all that matters llan
InflatableTweeny: Enegry and matter arethe same thing on some lebel, aren't they?
Principalpoop: broomfield, send me one
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lol princ
ah,clem: I get around
SugarpieHoneybunch )
Dr. Headphones: tween: back about 10^-35 seconds they were indistinguishable
Elayne: Just because science hasn't figured out every little thing (and I hope it never does) doesn't mean that matter and energy and whatnot isn't still based on scientific principles.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: elayne, do you think I am excluding science from my rationale?
InflatableTweeny: Or in Krasser's case, one hand jerking (his new book), P ;-)
Principalpoop: until bambi takes the t-bird away
Elayne: I have no idea what you're including and excluding in your rationale, llan. :)
SugarpieHoneybunch: let's just leave it a mystery:)
Bambi: lol
Elayne: There's lots of unexplained stuff out there. Doesn't mean it's The Big G.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: unless you call it the big G
SugarpieHoneybunch: or its all the big g same same
Hemlock Stones: wow, look at the size of llans rationale
Principalpoop: i believe disease is caused by bad humors
Dr. Headphones: well, my dear friends (and bambi, my deer friend), it's time to snooze so's i can git to werk in the a.m. adios a todos
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: nite kend
Elayne: Nighty-night, Dr. H!
InflatableTweeny: Once, there was this big turtle...
SugarpieHoneybunch: nite dr.
Principalpoop: glad the job is good dr, H, ciaooo
Hemlock Stones: TTFN Dr H
InflatableTweeny: Sleep well, DrH
Elayne: The size of-- hey, throw a towel over that!
SugarpieHoneybunch: sweetest dreams dear friend
||||||||| At 9:35 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dr. Headphones!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Bambi: that's the whole idea of NON concrete things...they are theory, they all have to be taken on faith of some kind. We are so tiny in the scheme of things and we ALL only see small parts of the whole.
boney: http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1266/19806_0001.jpg
Bambi: IMHO
Elayne: Yes, some uncomplicated peoples still believe A-Rod has a chance in hell of hitting his 500th home run tonight...
Principalpoop: it is impolite to question religious beliefs, that is why public school teachers should avoid religious dogma...
SugarpieHoneybunch: as above so below its all like fractals wooooooo
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I completely agree, bambi
boney: dialated pupils
Elayne: Exactly so, Bambi, we're all feeling different parts of the Divine Elephant. ;)
InflatableTweeny: lol E
Principalpoop: let the parents and clergy teach that crap
Hemlock Stones: (waves to Honeys particles)
InflatableTweeny: Our senses are very limiting, Bambi
Bambi: exactly Elayen
Bambi: Elayne :-)
InflatableTweeny: Teens on beer, Boney?
SugarpieHoneybunch waves back to stones waves
ah,clem: this part feels really weird...
InflatableTweeny: Yes E LOL
Principalpoop: I did not get much trunk :(
Elayne: Some more than others, Tween. I haven't gotten my eyes working correctly all day...
Bambi: yes, Tween
boney: eyedrops
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: as we say in my line of work, there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy"
InflatableTweeny: LOL clem
Elayne: BRB, God may not be calling but nature sure is...
Principalpoop: close arti choke mode
SugarpieHoneybunch: stop feelin that part, clem ;)
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I am certain that science will never answer every question
InflatableTweeny: Billy The Shake
Principalpoop: only the flying spaghetti monster can do that llan
boney: shake your billy
Bambi: very very true llanwydd ... and as Billy Bob said in the movie Armageddon, "and it's one big ass sky" as it were
boney: club
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: interesting though, stephen hawking believes there may be a "theory of everything" whereby we may someday understand all things
InflatableTweeny: Sheik Yerbouti, Poop
||||||||| doctec enters at 9:39 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Principalpoop: pee and beer and billy, whatever happened to billy carter?
doctec: Hi gang.
InflatableTweeny: Hey Doc
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: and who am I to argue with so great a mind. I just don't believe it
Principalpoop: hi doc
SugarpieHoneybunch: hi doc
boney: what up, doc?
Principalpoop: you just missed ken
Merlyn: hi doc
Bambi: hey doc
InflatableTweeny: He's no longer with us, P
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: billy carter has been deceased for some time
Merlyn: and his beer
Principalpoop: oops, I liked him, sorry to hear that, thanks
Mudhead: omg, i almst disappeared
Principalpoop: he was real
Principalpoop: i saw that mud, thin mud
doctec: Cat is as we speak winging his way to Japan, he returns August 8.
InflatableTweeny: As Hunter S. Thompson said, LL, "Never try to argue with a drunken rotweiler. God knows I've tried..."
Bambi: personally, we only use a very small portion on the brain we do have, I think it's great that we continue to learn (and as humans, that's our very nature), but we will never know it all.
Principalpoop: i know everything
doctec: missed ken? bummer, as I have good news. (I typed the following up before logging in tonight:)
Principalpoop: i used to be modest, now I am perfect
InflatableTweeny: Discovery is part of the human experience
doctec: My long-time buddy Mark Vollenweider (we played in bands from '87 to '95, still work on music in our spare time) is a workout fiend.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:41 PM, dragging WarpedOne by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
doctec: Last week, he got in a conversation with a guy he sees at Fitness 4000 all the time. Seems the guy (John Lombardi) was having a hard time finding tech people to fill positions at the small company he runs.
Principalpoop: hi warpedone
InflatableTweeny: Lo dere Warp
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: very poignant, tween (or however you spell it). I personally never argue with anyone whose mind is made up
SugarpieHoneybunch: hi arpedone
Bambi: hey Warp
doctec: Mark recommended me, and John gave Mark his number and told me to call.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: life is too short
WarpedOne: Hi!!
SugarpieHoneybunch: i will vouch for 'em
doctec: I got through to Gwen, the admin asst there. I sent my resume, she sent descriptions of open positions. They are looking for ".Net", SQL and C# programmers. I have no experience in those realms.
WarpedOne: erm high...
doctec: Monday I got email from her saying that Dan Egbert, the CTO, wanted to interview me. I met with him Tuesday, and even though I don't have rexperience with ".Net" and C#, he must've seen something in me that led to me getting a formal offer from them the next day.
doctec: I accepted. I start August 1. The money's not that great but it's a short commute and there's plenty of room for advancement. The company is small and growing fast.
Principalpoop: you can do those doc
Merlyn: hey, grats doc
InflatableTweeny: YEAH DOC!!
Mudhead: You'll do those flawlessy doctec
SugarpieHoneybunch: congrats doc!!
Mudhead: Im so friggin happy for you
Merlyn: I'm going to be working for Siemens as an employee after a year as a contractor
Bambi: AWESOME!!!!!! CONGRATS DOC!!!!!
SugarpieHoneybunch: show em what cha got n up you go *grin*
Principalpoop: was it the numerous firesign reference you made during the interview?
WarpedOne: don't f*ck it up doc
Mudhead: wo0t Merlyn
InflatableTweeny: Isn't that Poop's gig?
doctec: Thanks all... it will be interesting work for sure, the company seems to have captured a nieche market in the business of automating insurance claims processing.
Principalpoop: get off my gig
InflatableTweeny: Kewl, Merltn
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: gig young?
Merlyn: do robots make that many insurance claims now?
Mudhead: any "Net" questions I'll try n help doc
Bambi: Merlyn, two words: benefits and paid vacations ... certainly nice things. hope that works out well for you!
InflatableTweeny: What, they're not doing it in India yet, Doc?
Principalpoop: yes they do
Mudhead: you know how to reach me
doctec: good for you Merl!
boney: a Nietzsche market, doc? A quiche market?
doctec: tweent: india is indeed already a part of the equation.
Principalpoop: a segway?
Mudhead: no, a henway
Principalpoop: greekurn
doctec: catherwood, where's benway
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to doctec and inquires "Did you need me?"
InflatableTweeny: Sounded very kleen indeed, clem. Thanks
doctec: catherwood, i'm looking for benway.
||||||||| Catherwood ignores doctec
Bambi: I bet they are doc ... seems they are everywhere
boney: catherwood, give benway a call
||||||||| Catherwood brings benway a call.
SugarpieHoneybunch: catherwood please make me a sidecar
||||||||| Catherwood brings SugarpieHoneybunch a sidecar.
Elayne: Back. Hi Tom!
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a toasted almond and favorite drinks for everyone!
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a toasted almond and favorite drinks for everyone.
doctec: hi e
Principalpoop: poor truck :(
Principalpoop: poor cafe :9
doctec: landed a job this week - i start aug 1.
InflatableTweeny: Oh no... truck problems
Principalpoop (
SugarpieHoneybunch: yay!!!
Principalpoop: super super super
boney: catherwood, give benway a call and hop to it
||||||||| Catherwood brings benway a call and hop to it.
Principalpoop: M and D
Bambi: thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome."
WarpedOne: Bambi !
Mudhead: Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S. The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second Spy hushes him quickly and whispers: "Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish."
SugarpieHoneybunch: yeah, thanks catherwood Hugs
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to SugarpieHoneybunch and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, SugarpieHoneybunch!"
Bambi: Warp!
SugarpieHoneybunch: lol
InflatableTweeny: BTW Boney: You don't have permission to access "http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1266/19806_0001.jpg" on this server.
SugarpieHoneybunch: emotionally distant butler bot :P
WarpedOne: the link above really works!
Elayne: Just got caught up reading the log. CONGRATULATIONS DOCTEC! We need to go out to celebrate!!
InflatableTweeny: ROFL Mud!
Bambi: LOL Honey
doctec: e: hugh betcha
Mudhead: ty
Principalpoop: huge
Merlyn: Doc, I think C# is C with added stuff, so that should be pretty easy to pick up
Hemlock Stones: no one actually works for the government clem
InflatableTweeny: OK, working now for some reason - didn't before
doctec: there's a dell ad on now with a background song that sounds like recent devo - are they coming out with new material again or something?
SugarpieHoneybunch: lol so true, stones!
Principalpoop: wb stones
Principalpoop: keep swimming hard
InflatableTweeny: This government works for Halliburton
Hemlock Stones: they sit at computers playing solitaire and watching porn, everyone knows that
SugarpieHoneybunch: as long as ya do something that gives ya health insurance and vacation time n bonuses it's all good
boney: Odd... I'm still able to access that picture
Elayne: Tom, Robin says congratulations as well. And he can't wait for us to use our new GPS to come see you. :)
Merlyn: good ear doc:"In 2007, Devo recorded a new song titled "Watch Us Work It," which was featured in a commercial for Dell. "
doctec: merl: the guy behind c# has quite a pedigree - he created the first pascal compiler for pc-dos, then took it to borland where it became turbo pascal, then spearheaded the development of delphi, then microsoft took him on and he came up with c#, the ms answer to java
InflatableTweeny: It works now Boney
Principalpoop: cool
Merlyn: "The band has announced in a July 23, 2007, MySpace bulletin that a full length music video for the song is forthcoming, and that the song itself will be available on iTunes."
InflatableTweeny: Did get that error the 1st time though
Bambi: and a pay check doesn't hurt either lol
SugarpieHoneybunch: well yeah that too bambi, heh
SugarpieHoneybunch: goes without saying
Merlyn: a paycheck can hurt if you're paid in salt and it gets into an open wound
InflatableTweeny: Are we not codeheads?
Bambi smiles
SugarpieHoneybunch: owie true, merl
InflatableTweeny: Are we not codeheads?
WarpedOne: not :)
InflatableTweeny: lol Warp
Hemlock Stones: loses attentiona nd returns to bailing out Oxford
Principalpoop: not me anymore, I used to know fortran and basic
doctec: to quote a famous old comedian whose name i can't remember: "did you ever feel like the whole world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?"
WarpedOne: DUX
InflatableTweeny: Well, HTML's sort of fun actually
SugarpieHoneybunch: we are tivo
Bambi: they haven't paid in salt for sometime now have they? that would certainly be like rubbing salt in a wound LOL
Principalpoop: brown something
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I used to know what fortran was
Hemlock Stones: Fortran Poop, i take three of them a day
SugarpieHoneybunch hands stones another empty bucket
InflatableTweeny: You must have quite the bucket brigade, Stones
Principalpoop: re dux, quack quack
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: something to do with computers. I've never owned a computer
Hemlock Stones: yes Tween most of the South and west of England
Hemlock Stones: we call it Hurricane Latrina
SugarpieHoneybunch: hahaha
boney: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057693/ it's a Roger Corman film
Merlyn: George Gobel, doc
WarpedOne: Yeah you did... fingers and toes
InflatableTweeny: Yuk - I'll bet
SugarpieHoneybunch: oooooh roger corman
ah,clem: the wolfman had amazing instintcs about what worked in radio
Bambi: you are in Oxford area, did it get as bad as tewksbury etc.? they said it hadn't even peaked yet, and oxford area was next when you sent the link to the pictures
doctec: sugar: yes, 2 wks paid vacation, (fairly generous) health benefits and there are performance bonuses
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I think I've seen most of corman's films
doctec: merl: thanks, i knew someone would know who said that
Elayne: Yeah, it's mostly Devon and Cornwal...
Principalpoop: ray milland
InflatableTweeny: Maybe they'll play it on the Sci-Fi channel, Boney
Hemlock Stones: Oxford got off light compared with Tewkbury, the place is like a toilet now and no drinking water for another two weeks
SugarpieHoneybunch: very good doc!!!!
InflatableTweeny: Sounds like a great gig, Doc
Elayne: Oh no wait, that's an old report...
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I think my favorite is "The Fall of the House of Usher"
doctec: lland: if you don't own a computer, how do you participate in chat? telegraph?
boney: he hits that eyedropper pretty hard
SugarpieHoneybunch: must be why it's called hurricane latrina
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I have internet television, doc
ah,clem: similar to telegraph, it is web tv
Bambi: those pictures were sad to be sure...reminded me of when we lived in Carlisle PA when the hurricane came through in the spring ...bad for ya!
SugarpieHoneybunch: i hope the helicopters are dropping bottles of water n spam
InflatableTweeny: lol clem
boney: days of eyedrops and Rose Parades
doctec: i'm not sure yet, but i think the cto wants to see what i'm capable of - he may have plans to put me in some higher level capacity (mgmt, architect etc)
doctec: lland: ah, i sea
Hemlock Stones: yes Bambi, we are used to getting some rain in our summers as everyone knows but not two months rain in less than a day
InflatableTweeny: Only the black helicopters that usually hover over Stones' house
SugarpieHoneybunch: excellent doc.....blind em with your brilliance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ah,clem: the disabling arthritis in my hand is back, soon to be typing one handed
Bambi: that would be awesome doc
doctec: i guess i impressed him as someone with functioning brain cells of something
Principalpoop: take the bulls by the horn and run it up the flag pole and see who salutes
doctec: OR something i mean
ah,clem: all thanks to a tick bite.
Principalpoop ( ahh, clem
Hemlock Stones: so it was you who sent the helicopters was it Tween
InflatableTweeny: Jeeze clem, really sorry to hear that
Hemlock Stones: no wonder inflation has hit you so hard
SugarpieHoneybunch: freekin ticks lyme disease sucks so does rocky mt fever but one gets over that eventually
Merlyn: well, you'll never get a job in the Bush Admin. that way, doc
InflatableTweeny: Yes Stones, I reported your activities to Them
boney: the space shuttle is an SUV. For my payload, I'd prefer a delivery system that's more buoyant
Bambi: lymes sucks the big one
WarpedOne: Them?
SugarpieHoneybunch: they are flyin over here now too, tween thanks a freekin lot!!!!
ah,clem: thing that bothers me it is my left hand, and I really enjoy playing around with the guitar
WarpedOne: wtf is them>
Principalpoop: Name two.
InflatableTweeny: You know... _Them_
Bambi: oh, no....not Them! those huge ants are back again?
InflatableTweeny: lol Honey
doctec: merl: that's a position i'd pass on no matter what they offered!
WarpedOne: how do they make cameras that small?
InflatableTweeny: I've been offered a job as a black helicopter maintenance tech
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
SugarpieHoneybunch: yeah the demon satan ant that takes over london bambi
WarpedOne: or Camaros
doctec: them - as seen on "who asked for it?"
Bambi: pervasive critters (ants)
Hemlock Stones: Tween has one of the biggest choppers in the business
boney: a space embrace with an inflatable amiga
SugarpieHoneybunch: one just politely asks them to leave (ants) and if that doesnt work ya electrocute them
SugarpieHoneybunch this amiga isn't inflatable....ever
InflatableTweeny: Commodore made inflatable models?
SugarpieHoneybunch: well maybe the shoes
Bambi: or fumigate them
doctec: but i bet it makes great video toast!
WarpedOne: who is stna?
InflatableTweeny: lol Doc
Hemlock Stones: wrong room again Tween
ah,clem: I could use a black helocopter, park it in the back
Principalpoop: stan? nats? gnats
Bambi: no amiga lol
boney: with Glutamoto wrapped around it, it's less susceptible to sabotage
Bambi: yeah, make it easier to get back and forth to the Cafe
SugarpieHoneybunch nods along with boney
InflatableTweeny: Yeah, you need to make a home-built gyrocopter for sure, clem
WarpedOne: holdem is the agima
boney nods out
Principalpoop: enigma
SugarpieHoneybunch: stop snoring, boney!
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: amiga means friend (female), right?
doctec: texas holdem? holdem caulfield?
SugarpieHoneybunch: right
WarpedOne: better than an agina
Hemlock Stones: did you say enema poop ?
boney jolts to consciousness
InflatableTweeny: No P, an Enigma is any PC running Vista
Elayne: Sorry, fading again...
SugarpieHoneybunch: hahaha tween
WarpedOne: what is a PC?
Hemlock Stones: Vista hahahahaha
SugarpieHoneybunch: it's not a mac, warped
Principalpoop: you have that on your mind stones
InflatableTweeny: About to lose Mud
WarpedOne: Who said Sha Na NA?
ah,clem: I forgot about the language in this, sheesh
Hemlock Stones: we have to make our own entertainment over here Poop
Mudhead: i hear
Principalpoop: come back mud, won't you please come home
InflatableTweeny: Such a promising name for an OS
Bambi: Mudhead...say something!
doctec: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/9holdencaulfield.html
SugarpieHoneybunch: it was the voices, warped
WarpedOne: odd... will see the latest Sha Na Na Saturday
ah,clem: sorry to those that care, lol
InflatableTweeny: Hey, makes me laugh clem :-)
Principalpoop: the masturbating boys choir
Mudhead: im trying to send a file to doctec
Mudhead: its a pdf ebook on C+
Hemlock Stones: they play the pink oboe, Poop
Principalpoop: lordy lordy mud
InflatableTweeny: And not a moment too soon, Warp
Principalpoop: the skin flute waltz
WarpedOne: egad
Principalpoop: are the Tubes still appearing with them?
doctec: Arcane 1981 nostalgia for Activision's 2600 programmers - http://gamerscoreblog.com/team/archive/2007/07/24/552234.aspx
SugarpieHoneybunch: ooooh the tubes
Bambi: did you see the stupid stunt by Scotts? see my blog for the details on a small upstart, errr, startup company being sued by Scotts Miracle Gro(R) ... what a piece of work (http://www.bambismusings.com)
WarpedOne: Gawd I hope not...
SugarpieHoneybunch: white punks on dope
InflatableTweeny: Too silly, Bambi
Bambi: we have two Atari 2600s and a third that runs on battery power ... we used to take them on the road when traveling (to the mountains for camping)
WarpedOne: Maybe the Tubes should be with them!!11!
InflatableTweeny: Whit Brain on Toast - great name for the band in Eat or Be Eaten
SugarpieHoneybunch: it's catchy, tween
WarpedOne: Glad I have filet mignon
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: remember their concert at the Donut Drome?
Bambi: kept the kids busy for the trip :-)
InflatableTweeny: "Let's go camping and play video games " rofl
InflatableTweeny: White Brains
Principalpoop: http://www.squakenet.com/abandonwarering/site.asp?idgame=725&url=http://www.abandonware-paradise.org/
InflatableTweeny: Ah, for the kids - OK
SugarpieHoneybunch: when i go camping, i go native
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Donut Drome is an interesting concept. Kind of like "in the round"
Principalpoop: bunch of the old games, need a virtual dos program....
Bambi: Paradise Lost?
boney: Is that Hour 25 on CNI Radio? http://www.hour25online.com/
Mudhead: i can just give u mine
Hemlock Stones: put those clothes back on Honey, you will give Poop blood pressure
boney: He could go blind!
Principalpoop: oxygen, i need oxygen, wow
SugarpieHoneybunch: he has blood pressure if he didnt he would be dead
InflatableTweeny: Saw Gentle Giant & The Strawbs in the round at Celebrity Theater in Phoenix. Pretty cool
SugarpieHoneybunch: sounds like it tweeny
Bambi: well, we have to travel by vehicle for 3+ hrs to get to the mountains first then we would set up camp and hike etc.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I was listening to Gentle Giant this afternoon
SugarpieHoneybunch: he wouldnt go blind let me assure you wink wink
Hemlock Stones: lol
Principalpoop: let me be the judge of that
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Strawbs would be interesting to see live
SugarpieHoneybunch: hahaha
InflatableTweeny: I'll bet my folks wish there had been video games when we camped across CN and the US ;-)
InflatableTweeny: Both bands very good
InflatableTweeny: This was summer of '75
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I haven';t heard any post-wakeman strawbs
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: not yet
SugarpieHoneybunch: really!!! are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? i gotta go to the bathrrom! are we there yet?
doctec: "the power & the glory" - great album!
Hemlock Stones: you use both hands Tween ? Interesting
ah,clem: we both drive 3 hrs a day, would be like going to work and coming home to be in the mountains
Principalpoop: he touched me, she is looking at me....
InflatableTweeny: Will keep that in mind, LL
doctec: also "octopus", "three friends", "in a glass house" ... i drift off here ...
Bambi says I can just go a few miles down the road and see all the strawbs I want at the strawb farm..they are in season here ;-)
boney: if it lasts more than four hours
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I bought a copy of power and the glory with the title song as a bonus track
ah,clem: larger problem is funding, as it always is
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: it had never been on an album
Principalpoop: summer of 75, nope, not there
InflatableTweeny: Not familiar with Ghosts, LL?
SugarpieHoneybunch: make him stop it! i want to stop and see "the thing"
Bambi: lol Honey
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: naven't heard anything after witchwood
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and knod plummets into the garden at 10:14 PM.
SugarpieHoneybunch: hi knof
Principalpoop: hi knod
SugarpieHoneybunch: i cant spell
SugarpieHoneybunch: hi knof
Hemlock Stones: nods to Knod
Bambi: hi knod
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Knod!
SugarpieHoneybunch: one more time
SugarpieHoneybunch: hi knod
InflatableTweeny: /me wonders if the Strawbs have a boxed set
knod: hey p poop
InflatableTweeny: Hello Knod
knod: hey Bambi
Principalpoop: are the strawberrys the same group?
boney: landing of knod
SugarpieHoneybunch: nope
knod: hey sugapie
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: no, princ
ah,clem: hi Don
InflatableTweeny: Hey, what's with the HTML not working?
knod: hey teeny and all
Principalpoop: maybe it was the raspberrys,
boney knods out
knod: hey jl
InflatableTweeny: Amichi?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: if they are, I prefer the bloobs
Principalpoop shakes boney violently
boney: Kim Chee?
InflatableTweeny: Pleeease, go all the waaaaayyy
Bambi: hey Don
Principalpoop: cheese doodles
WarpedOne: hey don
Principalpoop: my god, shooting
Bambi: a shrubery!
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: A friend of mine made a Gentle Giant sampler for me that I was listening to this afternoon.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: great stuff
WarpedOne: is that the knod I think it is?
Elayne: Tired, need sleep. Next week all.
||||||||| At 10:18 PM, Elayne runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Principalpoop: ciaooo E
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: other than that, I have 3 Friends and The Power and the Glory
boney: Cialis
SugarpieHoneybunch smiles
knod: hey warp
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: nite elayne!
Bambi: see ya E!
Principalpoop: charlie callis
WarpedOne: Hope you are well
SugarpieHoneybunch: that's Callas, like in Maria
SugarpieHoneybunch: in fact i have never seen them together hmmmmmmmmmmm
Principalpoop: don't be callous
SugarpieHoneybunch: hand me the file, poop
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: is charlie still around. he sure was funny as I remember
WarpedOne: go for a whirl...
Principalpoop: nail or zip honey?
boney: Charlie was a drummah... He wuz one of the buoys in the band
SugarpieHoneybunch: both
Principalpoop: wow
Bambi: the band played in the harbor?
boney: big band
InflatableTweeny: Oxford Harbor
Principalpoop: tewksbury
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Boys in the Band. Another great Gentle Giant song
Principalpoop: Believe it or Don't!
boney: I'd like to go to Oxford if I could float a student load
boney: loan
Bambi says Hi Clem!
InflatableTweeny: Much as we are quickly creating an Austin Harbor
boney: if I could float
Hemlock Stones: and a boat of course, Boney
Bambi: yeah, playing in that pub in Tewskbury would feel like you were playing in the harbor
SugarpieHoneybunch is unsinkable like molly brown
Hemlock Stones: and give Pukesbury a miss
doctec: ftp://66.212.209.119:2001 - username doctec - password Mudhead - "530 Login or Password Incorrect"
WarpedOne: no, it's coarse theory
doctec: oops sorry that was meant for Mud
Principalpoop: aha, that is in the log forever
Bambi: oops lol
SugarpieHoneybunch: better change the password hahaha
SugarpieHoneybunch: oops
knod: thankk you fthometech.com
Bambi: good thing you gave the wrong info in the clear LOL
Principalpoop: yeppers lol
Hemlock Stones: makes a carefull note of the details and starts writing cheques
Bambi: me thinks Mudhead will have to change the year
SugarpieHoneybunch: send me a few, stones :)
Hemlock Stones: Ssshhhh !!!
Principalpoop: send me euros stones, none of those pound things
SugarpieHoneybunch zips it
Mudhead: I am meditating my navel
boney: Don't ask what just went floating by
Hemlock Stones: what can i do with these worthless dollars Poop ?
SugarpieHoneybunch: naval orange??
Principalpoop: i have not seen my navel in years, and other things
Mudhead: webcam pp
SugarpieHoneybunch: i am pondering on a word that rhymes with orange
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: what is so enlightening about your navel, mudhead?
Hemlock Stones: there isnt one Honey
SugarpieHoneybunch: mu
Principalpoop: another roadside attraction reader eh?
ah,clem: got my ct films, and have been contemplating my navel as well
SugarpieHoneybunch: tom robbins rocks
Mudhead: actually i was sending a file to doctec
Principalpoop: yes he does
SugarpieHoneybunch: skinny legs n all
WarpedOne: Ah... Clem...
Principalpoop: what was the one with the perfume?
Bambi: lol
SugarpieHoneybunch: jitterbug perfume
Principalpoop: yes
ah,clem: not sure why there was corona from that durring the scan
SugarpieHoneybunch: i loved still life with woodpecker
Principalpoop: i need to read him again
SugarpieHoneybunch: worth it for sure
Principalpoop: my memory is ahh, something, I forget the word
||||||||| 10:28 PM: llanwyddagain jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
ah,clem: they were careful not to scan that part Honey
llanwyddagain: damn msntv2 just kicked me out
Principalpoop: wb llan
SugarpieHoneybunch: lol pp
SugarpieHoneybunch: wb llan
Hemlock Stones: its a good job llan was listening in Welsh
SugarpieHoneybunch goes for a refill on her refreshing beverage
Principalpoop: lawrence welch
ah,clem: thank grid
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| InflatableTweeny - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwyddagain: lol princ
Principalpoop: skal honey
llanwyddagain: mr ishikawa is conspicuously absent tonight
llanwyddagain: for that matter so is mr fong
ah,clem: so does hcyb sound any better sent this way?
ah,clem: he went to Japan, and is likely jet lagged
Principalpoop: sounds good here, but I have my headphones and winamp on full, bad ears
ah,clem: (cat)
llanwyddagain: oh, that's right. cat went to japan
Bambi: well, see you all on the week's flipside :-) falling asleep at keyboard
Bambi: great to see you all!
llanwyddagain: hope he's having a good time
Principalpoop: hugs to root, and you too bambi, night night
boney: nite
||||||||| InflatableTweeny sashays in at 10:32 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
llanwyddagain: nite bambi!
Principalpoop: tropical paradise
Hemlock Stones: i presume he went to learn how not to speak english
Principalpoop: nice knocker
ah,clem: let me see if I can pump it up a bit
WarpedOne: yeah, pet root for me too
Mudhead: yer welome coctec, imma go to bed, cya all on the other side
||||||||| Mudhead rushes off, saying "10:32 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Principalpoop: don't change things based on me ahh, clem, thanks, but lol
llanwyddagain: how about dex. I'm sure it didn't take him a week to move his car
Principalpoop: night night mud
InflatableTweeny: A ßeta browser I was using crashed
WarpedOne: is she as black as i remember?
Principalpoop: he is at a concert ahhh
doctec: i'm fading quicky as well - cat said he'd try and read the logs while he is away - he should be back aug. 8.
llanwyddagain: that reminds me of a guy who told me he fell down Mount Fuji
Hemlock Stones: its not really a car llan its a dumpster
llanwyddagain: I was incredulous
ah,clem: why does everyone sleep early in summer?
llanwyddagain: LOL Stones!
SugarpieHoneybunch: got me, clem i know i sure don't!
Principalpoop: super news doctec, hugs to all, ciaoo
InflatableTweeny: Can't use an IRC client for this chat, can you?
doctec: days are slowly starting to get shorter i think, clem
Hemlock Stones: What is Summer Clem ?
SugarpieHoneybunch: nite ciao pp
doctec: tween: no, this is browser based chat only
llanwyddagain: Nite Princ!
Principalpoop: i am not going honey, are you?
SugarpieHoneybunch: nope
llanwyddagain: I got home early tonight from a play rehearsal
ah,clem: but #cni for alternate
SugarpieHoneybunch: i just got back
Principalpoop: i thought he said he was, referee, I need a ruling...
ah,clem: wb Honey
llanwyddagain: I'm playing Phillipe Auguste, King of France
doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........
||||||||| At 10:35 PM, doctec vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
InflatableTweeny: Bye Doc
SugarpieHoneybunch: nite doc congrats! knock em dead
Principalpoop: does he have a number llan?
llanwyddagain: nite doc
WarpedOne: ohm.
llanwyddagain: yes princ, 2
Hemlock Stones: practice your English Taunting llan
Principalpoop: watt?
llanwyddagain: or II
Principalpoop: phillip the second
ah,clem: ohm, ohm ohm, (passive resistance
Hemlock Stones: yes poop, they couldnt get parts for the first
SugarpieHoneybunch: lol clem
llanwyddagain: well, it's more like the english king taunts him
Principalpoop: ohm ohm on the range
Principalpoop: have I seen this play?
SugarpieHoneybunch: ohm on the range with reddy kilowatt
WarpedOne: lol'd
ah,clem: it's electric
llanwyddagain: it's "The Life and Death of King John"
Principalpoop: bending a couple in the doo-dah room
Principalpoop: performed in the nude?
knod: this cd, sounds ok, ah clem, but i miss the crackle and the skips
llanwyddagain: I happen to be a direct descendant of King John
Hemlock Stones: look out for those thistles llan
SugarpieHoneybunch: im impressed, llan
InflatableTweeny: lol Knod
Principalpoop: is there any other kind?
SugarpieHoneybunch: indirect descendant, poop
Principalpoop: how does that happen? lol
InflatableTweeny: Som you're next in line for the porcelean throne, LL?
llanwyddagain: I'm sure half the people in england are as well
boney: where has he hidden habeas corpus?
ah,clem: sorry Don, more crackles and pops next week.
Hemlock Stones: very commodious Tween
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwyddorsomeonelikehim - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Bambi - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
SugarpieHoneybunch: someday you can sit on the stone of scone
boney: it's around here somewhere
Principalpoop: dengue fever, omg
Hemlock Stones: oh no, not that again, it took ages to get over it last time i caught it
Principalpoop: habeus was the name of the monkey I think
SugarpieHoneybunch: that's a harsh way to go
WarpedOne: reep this guitar
Principalpoop: do we have to bow to you King Llan?
ah,clem: the missing body was a monkey?
llanwyddagain: did you know king john lost the crown jewels? it's not mentioned in the play
SugarpieHoneybunch: i will do an obilgatory curtsey that's it!
llanwyddagain: imagine being responsible for something like that
Hemlock Stones: yes i always reckoned he had no balls
SugarpieHoneybunch: i have no idea where his jewels are
Principalpoop: no no, the body was jesus christ's, stolen from the vatican
ah,clem: no wonder they did not find it, they thought they were looking for a human
Hemlock Stones: didnt he lose them in The Wash ?
SugarpieHoneybunch: or the arroyo, maybe
Principalpoop: did you find them stones?
InflatableTweeny: Imagine being responsible for something like this ;-) http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/
llanwyddagain: I believe it was something like that stones. they were washed away
SugarpieHoneybunch: no no i have seen that clock
llanwyddagain: I clicked it on, tween. I get the picture
WarpedOne: statistics Lie!
Principalpoop: i like debt, oops I mean debbie
||||||||| Around 10:44 PM, boney walks off into the sunset...
Hemlock Stones: Crown Jewels dating from the Anglo-Saxon period were lost by John of England near The Wash in 1216. A replacement set were made shortly
SugarpieHoneybunch: haha debbie causes debt, poop be careful
Hemlock Stones: afterwards
Principalpoop: yes she did
Principalpoop: 1216? somebody got them during lunch?
llanwyddagain: If I'm not mistaken that was the year he died, stones. probable connection there
WarpedOne: Speaking of lunch....
ah,clem: lilli, great bit
Hemlock Stones: a king that takes all those jewels on a boat and then loses them just has to go
Principalpoop: lorraine
SugarpieHoneybunch: and pronto, stones
WarpedOne: Gonna Chili out
InflatableTweeny: newman?
Principalpoop: night night warped one
llanwyddagain: LOL stones
Principalpoop: don't eat castleberry chili
llanwyddagain: interesting that the Magna Carta is not mentioned in the play either
Hemlock Stones: ok WarpedOne, take care
ah,clem: feast well warp
SugarpieHoneybunch: revised history, llan
llanwyddagain: I'm nerding out on everybody here
SugarpieHoneybunch: chow with gusto, warped
Hemlock Stones: i prresume they had to get him to sign magna carta before they lost him
WarpedOne: Be Well! Sir!
Principalpoop: i dated magna's sister
SugarpieHoneybunch: linda carta?
Hemlock Stones: lol
Principalpoop: you got it
knod: it's almost time for nick danger!
Principalpoop: lol
llanwyddagain: he was only 49 when he died. in the play he is poisoned
InflatableTweeny: Well, aren't you the presumptious one...
SugarpieHoneybunch: i loved her lariat of truth and invisible jet plane, poop
Hemlock Stones: well english cooking was notorious
Principalpoop: the scumptious one
llanwyddagain: LOL Princ!
llanwyddagain: LOL Stones!
Hemlock Stones: still is in some parts
Principalpoop: i don't remember those things honey, and I watched every week hehe
SugarpieHoneybunch: you were not lookin at her accoutremont hehe
Hemlock Stones: she had very nice accoutremonts
Principalpoop: she had one? two?
SugarpieHoneybunch: yes she did
llanwyddagain: When I was in England I enjoyed the food
Principalpoop: is that like a purse and shoes?
llanwyddagain: especially steak and kidney pie. you absolutely cannot get that here
Hemlock Stones: well your Welsh llan so its to be expected, after all how can you go wrong with cheese on toast
SugarpieHoneybunch: those are accessories, poop
Principalpoop: a guy from sweden was teasing me about HP sauce stones, I had never heard of it
Principalpoop: oops yes
llanwyddagain: true, stones. sometimes I make that for myself
Hemlock Stones: saucy eh ?
Hemlock Stones: actually llan i did some checking and you can get english style steak and kidney pie in NYC
Principalpoop: what is the difference between a accroumont and an accessory?
Principalpoop: ewwww kidney
SugarpieHoneybunch: price?
llanwyddagain: that sounds pretty cool stones. next time I'm down there
Principalpoop: might as well eat liver, or brain, ewwww
Hemlock Stones: an accoutremont gets away with it but an accessory takes the rap
llanwyddagain: NYC is actually about 300 miles south of me
SugarpieHoneybunch: lol yeah what stones said
InflatableTweeny: Tweeny makes Poop a head cheese sandwich
Principalpoop: I think a accroumont does something, like the lariet grabs folks
Principalpoop: ewwww
llanwyddagain: it really is a good combination, princ
Principalpoop: a big mac is a good combination
Hemlock Stones: you will need a chiller to get it home fresh
llanwyddagain: speaking of NYC, it would be nice if Dex stopped in tonight
SugarpieHoneybunch: indeed!
Principalpoop: lool
SugarpieHoneybunch: i need a dose of fong
Hemlock Stones: i think he has stopped in llan thats why hes not here
ah,clem: ohh, chilled monkey brains
Principalpoop: fong by injection
llanwyddagain: LOL stones
Hemlock Stones: i just heard he was seen pushing his dumpster down West 45th St
Principalpoop: live monkey brains, where did I see that?
SugarpieHoneybunch: better reception, stones
llanwyddagain: LOL
Hemlock Stones: exactly Honey
ah,clem: raiders 2 temple of doom most likely
Hemlock Stones: its a very nice dumpster, hes got curtains and everything
InflatableTweeny: The last Presidential news conference, Poop?
Principalpoop: fong walking down West 45th yelling, throw out your dead...
SugarpieHoneybunch: its a delicacy someplace in the far east they put the monkey in the middle of the table that has a hole in it n chop off the top of the head n then use long spoons yummmmmmmmm
Principalpoop: thanks ah, clem
ah,clem: but they do that, call it a monkey table
Principalpoop: ewwww
Hemlock Stones: well a guys got to eat Poop
Hemlock Stones: missed a comma there but what the hell
SugarpieHoneybunch: one mans monkey is another mans cheezeburger
SugarpieHoneybunch: lol stones
Principalpoop: one mans fish is another hommes poisson
InflatableTweeny: a comma does make all the difference rofl
ah,clem: has screws to stable the monkey, then they buzz the skull in the kitchen, and present it, cold as a delicacy
llanwyddagain: poisson? dust?
llanwyddagain: or was that pussant
Principalpoop: you put the meaning asterix
ah,clem: (just trying to gross you out, lol)
InflatableTweeny: Hey, they did that to me, clem!
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| WarpedOne - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwyddagain: asterisk? that's the risk
Principalpoop: the monkey keeps talking to each other as the dinners dine, hey charlie, has he eaten your pleasure center yet haha
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ah,clem: they served you as desert, Tween?
Principalpoop: hot or cold tween?
llanwyddagain: no you can't get served in the desert
Hemlock Stones: do we have a choice , Poop ?
Hemlock Stones: see, i added the comma this time
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies JP has a HeadCode in through the front door at 11:02 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
JP has a HeadCode: Ah-CHOO!
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Honey', just granted probation at 11:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Principalpoop: sure, at dairy queen you can get tween brain with chocolate chips or peanut butter too
InflatableTweeny: Revenge is best served chilled monkey brain ;-)
Hemlock Stones: wb honey
Honey: gee they'll arrest a girl for almost anything these days
InflatableTweeny: Hey JP :-)
llanwyddagain: any english schoolboy could catch this
Principalpoop: 3 words JP, sudafed
ah,clem: hi JP well come in
JP has a HeadCode: Whasreal?
Honey: thanks Stones, sweetie
Principalpoop: wb honey
JP has a HeadCode: Been taking it all week, Poop
Principalpoop: I am nick danger
Honey: hello jp
Honey: thanks poop
Principalpoop: that stuffs works super for me, but ok, good luck
ah,clem: what did ya do now Honey?
JP has a HeadCode: Hi Honey
Hemlock Stones: dont listen to him hes and imposter, i am nick danger
JP has a HeadCode: Taking Mucinex too
Principalpoop: working for scale
Hemlock Stones: Where Honey lives the Servers still run on natural gas
Hemlock Stones: if pilot light goes out she gets disconnected, happens all the time
Principalpoop: armidillos running on tiny treadmills
JP has a HeadCode: "A fish or a mountain to scale..."
ah,clem: no, you are Mr. Stones the great defective, don't confuse my dreams
Hemlock Stones: used to be the case Poop but those animal rights Fags messed it up
Honey: i had to go relight the pilot light
Principalpoop: who are you calling a fag, big boy hehe
JP has a HeadCode: Look out, Kathy Griffin might hear you
Principalpoop: the pilot has a doobie?
ah,clem: thought a fag was a ciggarette in you country, Mr. Stones
Honey: big as baltimore, pp
Hemlock Stones: yes i just lit another fag, and he likes it
Principalpoop: or a pile of sticks
JP has a HeadCode: C'mon, Honey, light my fire
Principalpoop: baltimore has a harbor
Honey: those are faggots poop
Hemlock Stones: well i am glad to hear it has something PP
Principalpoop: precisely
JP has a HeadCode: Poop, let's mine the harbor
llanwyddagain: well, I'm going to check my email and retire
Principalpoop: mine the harbor but don't mind me
ah,clem: as in trow another fag on the fire, was always in favour of that, lol
llanwyddagain: I'm expecting one from france. they call those "emile"
Principalpoop: au revoir Roi Phillipe,
Honey: dredge it, poop
JP has a HeadCode: Didn't realize you were so well off, llan
InflatableTweeny: so clem, how com I can't use the chat /me here? not IRC? how do you do that here?
Honey: hasta la vista, llan
Principalpoop: judge dredge, cool movie
Hemlock Stones: llan lives all year on cheese on toast so he saves a lot
Principalpoop: where am I?
llanwyddagain: see you next thursday
JP has a HeadCode: This canal is guilty!
Principalpoop: and dandelion wine
InflatableTweeny: Take care, LL
ah,clem: a colon, not to be confused with my medical problems, :I say this
JP has a HeadCode: Nite, llan
ah,clem : jl says it works like this
Principalpoop: you have a semi-colon now I think
InflatableTweeny: lol - do not use clem's GI tract here
Hemlock Stones: half measures as usual PP
JP has a HeadCode isn't that special?
InflatableTweeny I am trying clem's code
Principalpoop: more fiber, and have a full colon
Honey: lets not mention the unmentionable
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| SugarpieHoneybunch - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
ah,clem: not yet but soon, have avoided the resection so far
InflatableTweeny trying clem's code
Honey: i didnt faint i am still here
JP has a HeadCode: Poor thing...her ears were going all static
InflatableTweeny: That she blows!
Principalpoop: yes, out of sight is out of mind
ah,clem: tewwn, I have the photos, and converted to jpg, just trying to find the "right" one to send you
JP has a HeadCode: Does she, now?
Principalpoop: i lost my sugarpiehoneybunch
InflatableTweeny: And may you continue to avoid it, Dear Friend...
JP has a HeadCode: Can't help yourself
ah,clem: don't do that tween, you may catch a code
Principalpoop: i am loving her and nobody else
InflatableTweeny can hardly wait for clem's medical photos lol
Principalpoop: ewwww
JP has a HeadCode: Now it's the same old song...
Honey: ooooooh i wanna see em too
Principalpoop: it will look like monkey brains
JP has a HeadCode: Better than clem's autopsy photos
Hemlock Stones: is it a centre fold picture ?
ah,clem: have to crop them for you Honey, I am bashful
Hemlock Stones: the staples always spoil it
JP has a HeadCode: Lots of pink in 'em?
Principalpoop: photoshop it and make her smile ahh, clem
Honey: cropped is fine :D
Honey: lol
Hemlock Stones: there are other ways to make her smile i hear
ah,clem: lol pp
JP has a HeadCode: You'd know, Stones
Hemlock Stones: i read a lot of books JP
Honey: you hear??? you know, stones!!
ah,clem: if I photoshoed it, would make her well, we can't talk here
Principalpoop: i look at the pictures
JP has a HeadCode: OK, so you'd know and you're well-read
Hemlock Stones: what do you mean, we cant talk here ?
JP has a HeadCode: Gone Photoshopping
Hemlock Stones: hey your right, we cant
Principalpoop: muffled grumble, yrr rght
Honey: pick me up a photo of some coffee creamer
ah,clem: she has never seen a liver that big, lol
Hemlock Stones: that new program your using clem, Photo Shoe, is it any good ?
JP has a HeadCode: Who's that ugly dwarf with his hand in your mouth?
Principalpoop: your spleen will make her swoon
ah,clem: nice, but the developers can't spell
Honey: photo shoe works if ya blow it up, stones
JP has a HeadCode: And reach for a spoon
JP has a HeadCode: Inflatable Photo Shoe
Hemlock Stones: sounds like another job for Tween
Honey laughs
Principalpoop: how do I develop a shoe fetish? much cheaper than dinner and movie and drinks...
JP has a HeadCode: I bet she gave him a Tween Job
Hemlock Stones: another program, Photo Spoon, i never know which to use first
Honey: not really, pp depends on the shoes
JP has a HeadCode: You gotta use patent leather, Poop
ah,clem: anyone wanting a copy of a random part of my internals, send email to jim@jim-fran.com
Principalpoop: hehe
Honey: lol clem
InflatableTweeny: She mixed his sound?
Hemlock Stones: will it appear on MyTubes clem ?
ah,clem: (is there a doctor in the house?)
Principalpoop: i an not a piano, but I play one on tv
JP has a HeadCode: I played a doctor once
Honey: dr fine dr howard dr fine
ah,clem: no therse are MY tubes
Hemlock Stones: did you win JP?
JP has a HeadCode: No, 'twas a smooth operator
InflatableTweeny: It's UR Tube...
Principalpoop: who was the patient?
JP has a HeadCode: The patients ran out
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwyddagain - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: dr quackenbush
JP has a HeadCode: Hugo Z. Hackenbush
Principalpoop: the plague, diseases are getting worse
Hemlock Stones: poor llan, a cheese on toast too far !
JP has a HeadCode: Apparently that wasn't cheese
InflatableTweeny: Oh Doctor, Oh Doctor, my metabolism!!!
Principalpoop: the king is dead, long live the, oops, who is next?
Hemlock Stones: i fear you may be right JP
Honey sprays herself to keep off the fleas n ticks just in case
Principalpoop offers to hose honey down hehe
InflatableTweeny playes his ARP 2500
JP has a HeadCode paints testimonial pictures, oh uh uh ohhh
Hemlock Stones: Tween arping on again
InflatableTweeny: at the mention of Who's Next
Honey: no flea dip, poop maybe next time
JP has a HeadCode: Tween, I understand there's an interview with Townshend in the new EQ
InflatableTweeny: Does it take care of bees and spiders as well?
Hemlock Stones: is that Hose A or Hose B PP ?
Principalpoop: sheep dip, onion dip, cheese whiz dip
Honey: oh yeah no problem, tweeny
JP has a HeadCode: Probably the Hose R, Stones
Principalpoop: how many hoses you got stones?
Hemlock Stones: i got two, i hate mono
InflatableTweeny: Must not be posted online yet
JP has a HeadCode: Oh, Ster-e-Hose!
Principalpoop: I had mono, no, it was her twin sister, moano
InflatableTweeny: Don't get that one in the mail (but I should)
Principalpoop covers himself while ah, clem peeks at the chat
InflatableTweeny: Well, we're all 'out there', clem
JP has a HeadCode: Tween: Townshend credits Roger Powell for synth inspiration back in the old days
Principalpoop: get well tweeny, be strong ahhh, clem
InflatableTweeny -) clem
Hemlock Stones: its about time you put on some clothes Poop
JP has a HeadCode: Powell was the rep for ARP back in the early 70s
Honey: ty clem
InflatableTweeny: Roger? Really?
JP has a HeadCode: Yep!
Principalpoop: over roger over
InflatableTweeny: Would have loved to have seen him demonstrate Moog stuff
JP has a HeadCode: Sold the 2 2600s to Joe Zawinul
Principalpoop: thank you so much ahhh, clem
Hemlock Stones: you will have to be content with an ARPeggio Tween
Principalpoop bows head
Principalpoop: toad awayyyy
InflatableTweeny: Clem the Magician makes gold from lead and they still want platinum lol
||||||||| Warp waltzes in at 11:26 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
JP has a HeadCode: Alchemist in our midst
Principalpoop: wb warp
Honey: hi warp
Hemlock Stones: you mean too late dont you Clem
Warp: Best Regards!
Principalpoop: lions in the midst
JP has a HeadCode: What up Warp?
InflatableTweeny: Wouldn't mind putting together a mid-70's rig just for the sound of it
Hemlock Stones: thanks once again for the laughs Clem
JP has a HeadCode: I hear you, Tween
Honey: toad away
Warp: Had to listen to two sides
JP has a HeadCode: Was chatting recently with a guy that has a Baldwin electric harpsichord
Principalpoop: how can you be in two places at once?
Hemlock Stones: you could play left chennel one week and the right channel the next week, all it takes is a good memory
InflatableTweeny: Well, off to never-neverland myself. Have a great week all, and don't forget the Saturday chat at CNI
JP has a HeadCode: on which side?
Principalpoop: night tween, thanks
Honey: nite tweeny
Principalpoop: what do you mean by that?
JP has a HeadCode: See ya, Tweeny
ah,clem: good night everyone, be well and love to you all
JP has a HeadCode: WHAT do you mean by that?
InflatableTweeny: Ohh, Baldwin Electric - rare. My Vintage Keys module had a really good Yamaha Electric Grand sample
Warp: Off to see the local Symphony on Saturday
Hemlock Stones: nighy night tweenster
Principalpoop: what do YOU mean by that?
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:29 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Warp: and Sha Na Na lol
InflatableTweeny: Oh revoir...
||||||||| InflatableTweeny is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:29 PM.
JP has a HeadCode: My Kurzweil has a great Electric Grand sample
JP has a HeadCode: Oh well, he'll see it later...
Hemlock Stones: i raise you one Prophet 5 JP
JP has a HeadCode: what do you mean by THAT?
Principalpoop: is a kurzwell related to dachunds and shitzus?
JP has a HeadCode: Had one back in the 80s, Stones
Principalpoop: what do you mean BY that?
Honey: related to kurt weil
JP has a HeadCode: No, I meant BUY that
Honey: what do You mean by That?
Hemlock Stones: wrote the Threepenny ARpera ?
JP has a HeadCode: Actually, Ray Kurzweil
Principalpoop: buy it now, at ralphs
Principalpoop: what do you MEAN by that?
JP has a HeadCode: Where no prices are lower prices than Ralph's
Honey used to shop at Ralph's in Van Nuys
Principalpoop: it depends on what the meaning of do is
JP has a HeadCode: I have a strange craving for some Aunt Jemima syrup, Kaiser broiler foil and a pair of blunt scissors
Hemlock Stones: takes all kinds JP
Principalpoop: there was a ralphs near my moms appartment near USC
Merlyn: hey, see you folks next week
Merlyn waves
Principalpoop: night M, thanks again
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 11:33 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
JP has a HeadCode: Yo Merl
Hemlock Stones: ok Merl, take care and have a good one
Honey waves back at merlyn
JP has a HeadCode: Making waves again, Miss Sanchez?
Honey: and particles, dont forget bout them
Principalpoop: Rather formal that ehh Mister HeadCode
JP has a HeadCode: Only on a sub-atomic level
JP has a HeadCode: I was being polite
Hemlock Stones: WEll folks it getting light here so it must be time to go, have a great week everyone, waves to Honey, JP, Poop, warp, et al
Honey: politeness has it's rewards
Principalpoop: don't go acting like a pi-bison
Honey: nite, stones
Principalpoop: night night stones, keep dry
Honey: i should eschew myself on outta here also
Hemlock Stones: take care all
Principalpoop: looks like the buses are pulling out
JP has a HeadCode: Take care, Stones - especially take care to get a vicious head cold like mine
Principalpoop: i will chew on you oops, night night honey
JP has a HeadCode: What's my reward, Honey?
Honey: goodnight dear friends kisses
Hemlock Stones: you must have caught one of those VBS scrpts, they are nasty
JP has a HeadCode: That will suffice!
||||||||| Honey departs at 11:36 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: night night all, have a super week
Principalpoop: get well JP, the band needs you
||||||||| At 11:36 PM, Principalpoop hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
JP has a HeadCode: Sleaze u later.
||||||||| Hemlock Stones is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:37 PM.
JP has a HeadCode: Well, seekers, I guess it's the end....
||||||||| JP has a HeadCode rushes off, saying "11:37 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Warp - dead from the common cold
||||||||| knod - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 12:25 AM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
llanwydd: so some of us are still here
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
boney
doctec
Dr. Headphones
Elayne
Firebroiled
Hemlock Stones
Honey
InflatableTweeny
JP has a HeadCode
knod
llanwydd
llanwyddagain
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop
SugarpieHoneybunch
Warp
WarpedOne URL References:
http://gamerscoreblog.com/team/archive/2007/07/24/552234.aspx
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1266/19806_0001.jpg
www.angelfire.com/music6/travistx
http://www.bambismusings.com
http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/space/07/26/astronaut.drinking.ap/
http://www.hour25online.com/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057693/
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/9holdencaulfield.html
http://www.squakenet.com/abandonwarering/site.asp?idgame=725&url=http://www.abandonware-paradise.org/

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"